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The People's Donkey · The Breakfast Club

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own.
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Remember now, that is how they choose. Call in now.
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  Speaker 2: 800-585-1051. Donkey of the Day for Friday, September 4th. Beyonce's
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  Speaker 2: Born Day is the people's donkey. That's when we allow you,
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: the people, to call in and give somebody the credit
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  Speaker 2: they deserve for being stupid. So 1-800-585-1051.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. Who's this?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, this is JB.
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  Speaker 2: How y'all doing?
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  Speaker 1: What's up, JB? How are you?
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 1: Who you want to give the biggest hee-haw to, JB?
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  Speaker 3: Giving the biggest donkey of the day to Johnny. Who
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  Speaker 3: is Johnny? We're friends, but somebody, you know, that I'm
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  Speaker 3: cool with dealing with, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Where you from? Atlanta. You let him hit raw, and
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  Speaker 1: he ain't called you since. What happened? Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that. But I know that's what happened.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's not the case. He's just playing crackhead games
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  Speaker 3: and too much, doing too much.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're a crackhead.
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  Speaker 2: He wasn't a crackhead when you was butt naked. When
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  Speaker 2: you was butt naked with him on top of you,
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  Speaker 2: breathing hard. Now you're a crackhead.
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  Speaker 3: No, no.
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  Speaker 1: This is not right.
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  Speaker 3: No, he's a fool.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. What happened? What did he do to you?
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  Speaker 3: He just don't ever want to tell the truth. He's
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  Speaker 3: just playing with bums. Like, I'm about to get my degree.
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  Speaker 3: Class of 2027. And, you know, we just hit it
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  Speaker 3: off the other day. So, sorry, boo.
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  Speaker 1: So, you're playing with bongs?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm playing with bums.
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  Speaker 1: With bums?
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  Speaker 3: Bums? Yeah, bums. B-U-N-S.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, bums, bums, bums, bums, bums. So, you're not his
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  Speaker 1: only woman. You want to be his only woman, but
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  Speaker 1: you're not.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not even... No, I don't even want to
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  Speaker 3: be the only one. I'm just listening. I did what
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  Speaker 3: I needed to do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. What did you need? Tell me what you
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  Speaker 1: needed to do.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to give... You heard me. I'm class of 2027,
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  Speaker 3: graduating from Georgia State, getting my bachelor's, so you know
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  Speaker 3: what time it is, Charlamagne.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I'm happy for you, and I'm glad you graduated.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. You are super successful. Well, boy, you're going
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  Speaker 2: to miss that man making your toes curl.
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  Speaker 1: And it's okay. It's okay.
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  Speaker 2: I know what you're doing right now. You're just trying
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  Speaker 2: to get it out your system, and it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here for you. I'm here for you to allow
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  Speaker 1: you to vent. I get it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, please, Charlie. No, I'm good. I promise you, I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. All right. I believe you.
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  Speaker 3: All right, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, peace. Good morning. Who's this?
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  Speaker 2: Lala.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Lala.
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  Speaker 3: Hey. Okay, so I've been trying to get on for
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  Speaker 3: a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Um, let me tell you, I want to give my baby... Hey, um,
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  Speaker 3: death with the meth.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, boo.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so I want to give my baby daddy donkey
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  Speaker 3: of the day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, how many baby daddies you got? One. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: said daddy, so I didn't know. What's his name?
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  Speaker 3: His name, I'm going to give his whole name. His
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  Speaker 3: name is Ricky. He work at home in Miami.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you what he did. So he started
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  Speaker 3: talking to this young girl. They call him a pedophile.
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  Speaker 1: No. All right. Come on now.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you. The young girl tried to talk
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  Speaker 3: to his son. Both his sons. Both of his sons.
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  Speaker 3: And guess what? The girl was his daughter's friend. He
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  Speaker 3: kicked his daughter out just so the girl and her
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  Speaker 3: daughter could move in.
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  Speaker 1: How old is Ricky?
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  Speaker 3: Ricky is 45 years old.
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  Speaker 1: How old is the girl?
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  Speaker 3: Early 20s.
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  Speaker 1: How y'all calling the man a pedophile? I mean, she
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  Speaker 1: is young. That is crazy. I don't agree with the
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  Speaker 1: age difference, but he's not a pedophile. He's 45 years old.
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  Speaker 3: And don't date nobody over 21.
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  Speaker 1: Over 21.
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  Speaker 3: Very uncouth. Very uncouth. I wouldn't encourage no older man
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  Speaker 3: to do that, but he's not a pedophile. Okay. So
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  Speaker 3: he has a son with me. My son is 12
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  Speaker 3: years old now. He was not doing anything for my son. Nothing.
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  Speaker 3: And I never actually asked him for money in my hand.
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  Speaker 3: I just tell him to do for my son. He
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  Speaker 3: stopped doing for my son, right? Because I put him
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  Speaker 3: on child support. Child support was $ 4.
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  Speaker 1: 29.
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  Speaker 3: $ 4. 29. Once the child support got.
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  Speaker 1: The $ 4.
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  Speaker 3: 29, he said he no longer wants to do for
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  Speaker 3: my son. The school principal called him, and he told
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  Speaker 3: the principal, what you calling me for?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, that $ 0. 29 broke him, man. That $ 0. 29, that's a
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  Speaker 1: good one. $ 4, yo, $ 4.
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  Speaker 3: 29. When it was his time to get my son,
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  Speaker 3: because we had a court order, when it was his
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  Speaker 3: time to get my son, guess what he did?
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  Speaker 1: What'd he do?
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  Speaker 3: He called the police. He called the police on his
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  Speaker 3: 12-year-old son and told the police that he don't want him.
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  Speaker 2: Dang.
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  Speaker 1: This is a piece of shit.
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  Speaker 2: Damn.
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  Speaker 3: Then guess what? He ride around the hood. He ride
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  Speaker 3: around the hood on the little moped. The little moped.
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  Speaker 3: And then when everybody, like when everybody asked for his son,
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  Speaker 3: he's 12. He stopped being in his son's life at
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  Speaker 3: seven years old. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So when everybody asked for his son, he told everybody
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  Speaker 3: that I don't allow him to see the son. When
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  Speaker 3: we went back to court for testimony, he told the
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  Speaker 3: judge that I don't let him see the son. But
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  Speaker 3: every time it's time for him to get the baby,
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  Speaker 3: he called the police. Listen, he took the girlfriend's daughter
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  Speaker 3: to Disney World for her birthday, which is his stepdaughter.
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  Speaker 3: Guess what he did for his son? Nothing. Didn't call
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  Speaker 3: to say him happy birthday. Didn't nothing, nothing, nothing. I
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  Speaker 3: tried to put him in the Miami Times as a deadbeat,
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  Speaker 3: but they won that beat.
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  Speaker 2: Well, thank you for calling, ma'am. I hope that y'all
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  Speaker 2: figure it out. I hope y'all work it out at
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  Speaker 2: least for the young man. You know what I mean?
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: Get my book.
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  Speaker 3: Don't work it out. Every time he see him or
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  Speaker 3: it's time to get him, he call the police on him.
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  Speaker 3: Don't work it out.
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  Speaker 2: Well, maybe I need to meet your son because I
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  Speaker 2: need to know why he keep getting the police called
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  Speaker 2: on him every time he come around.
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  Speaker 1: He wanted him to floor the boy. How long is
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  Speaker 1: his dreadlock? He got a mouth full of gold. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to figure out. He only 10. She said he 10. 12, 12.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do that. Don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: He don't have no clothes.
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  Speaker 3: They don't even pass his shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. I'm just saying, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Don't get suspended. Don't get kicked out and never went
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  Speaker 3: to the J.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: He need to treat his little jit better, man. Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: He's a piece of shit. He's a pedophile. So whoever
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  Speaker 3: listening to this, everybody know that Ricky is a pedophile.
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  Speaker 3: And he's a piece of shit. Don't take care of
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  Speaker 3: his child.
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  Speaker 2: You have to stop saying that because that's defamation.
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  Speaker 1: You can't say that.
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  Speaker 2: So if you see him riding in the hood on
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  Speaker 2: the moped.
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  Speaker 1: The little moped.
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  Speaker 3: The little one. And he was already in his late 30s.
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  Speaker 1: He what?
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  Speaker 3: He's a pedophile.
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  Speaker 1: He did what now?
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  Speaker 3: He met you when I was 20 years old, and
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  Speaker 3: he was already in his late 30s.
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  Speaker 1: That don't make you a pedophile if you was late.
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  Speaker 1: You said you were in your 20s. Pedophile is under
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  Speaker 1: 16 and under, I believe.
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 3: Would you talk to your daughter, Chris?
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  Speaker 1: Hell no. But that don't make me.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: He talks.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: What Charlamagne said, he's legally not a pedophile, but it's
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  Speaker 2: still bad.
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  Speaker 1: Morally, that's horrible.
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  Speaker 3: Charlamagne, one more question.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 3: What you think about Vaughn Miller? We going somewhere else.
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  Speaker 1: We going to the Super Bowl, baby. Cowboys going to
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  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. Let's go.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. We need that. We need that. I was with her.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. This is what we forgot just now.
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  Speaker 2: What? We was talking to somebody from Florida, okay? The
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  Speaker 2: craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all
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  Speaker 2: of Florida. I don't even know why we even tried
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  Speaker 2: to engage with her with any rationality or any type
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  Speaker 2: of logic, all right?
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  Speaker 1: You got to let the people from Florida just cook, okay?
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  Speaker 1: I thought maybe she didn't know.
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  Speaker 3: That, though.
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  Speaker 2: Like, that's why you was trying to teach her, but
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  Speaker 2: she was just so mad at her baby daddy.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I know he's so mad.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't even have to tell us that he'd be
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  Speaker 2: riding around in the hood on the moped.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't got nothing to do with the story.
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  Speaker 2: But I know he's so mad because he's riding around
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  Speaker 2: on his scooter talking about, he's calling me a pedophile.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Damn, yo.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that peddling pedophile on that goddamn scooter.
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  Speaker 1: On the moped. On the moped.
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  Speaker 3: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God, man. We do that every Friday, the
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  Speaker 1: People's Donkey.
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• 8:29
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• 8:37
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