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FULL SHOW: Slip, Squirt, Slap & Wrap · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The home I keep the Big Show show thanks to
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  Speaker 1: crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome this big, big show, Big Jason Heitz might not
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  Speaker 2: and I'll get your mad Barsard's great to have your
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  Speaker 2: company this moody Tuesday afternoon. It's the ninth of September
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty five. And you, my friend, as always listening
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  Speaker 2: to the Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
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  Speaker 3: Crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 2: That's so good, thanks man. Speaking of which, you get
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  Speaker 2: a murgi you Stallion House Live. Yeah, Aga, I'm pretty grossy.
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  Speaker 2: You're mad dog, your sixth son of a bee. Look,
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  Speaker 2: I love it here in Auckland. I'm loving the springtime.
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  Speaker 2: But it's it's up and down, isn't it. It's hot,
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  Speaker 2: it's cold, it's hot as cold, it's sunny, it's rainy.
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  Speaker 2: Some consistency would be good. I know that the power
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  Speaker 2: is not in your hands, Jose, but I'm just saying, man, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Look, I'm hearing you.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, a little bit later on in the show, we're
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  Speaker 2: going to be talking about the people are desperate for
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  Speaker 2: d at the moment. Oh my god, you know coming
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  Speaker 2: out of the winter period.
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  Speaker 3: That's Moggie's job saying what's coming up later.
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  Speaker 4: I know, but it was just on topic.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't want I don't want to start stepping
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  Speaker 3: on each other's toes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, sure, I mean I know, I know Mogi's.
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  Speaker 2: I'd never step on his toes. Oh, I appreciate that, man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: how are you going, keys A? You're looking very smart? Wow? Smart? Casual?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, smart casual? Yeah, casual, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going good, Jason, Yeah, going good. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: my self esteem was through the roof. And then we
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  Speaker 3: did the potty where you kind of just tore my
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  Speaker 3: outfit a new one.
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  Speaker 5: So now I'm feeling a bit.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not sure yourself. I'm not sure of myself.
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  Speaker 5: Usually i'm very sure.
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  Speaker 2: Sure. I thought I was very complimentary. I just thought
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  Speaker 2: you looked like a good, upstanding young man.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks, man.
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  Speaker 2: I see that you had a shave as well. So
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  Speaker 2: you're back on the road to recovery after the big stage.
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  Speaker 3: Monday, after a stag, or in just any big weekend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I will come in with double yes. Yeah, something about
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  Speaker 3: raising a shaven to my face on a Monday. That
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  Speaker 3: is just like overwhelming.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, absolutely shave away the shame?
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  Speaker 4: Well, exactly what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: I don't I didn't like cheating my wife or anything.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't know why you say that.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want, you know, to be shaving when your
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  Speaker 2: hands shaking violently.
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  Speaker 3: Although it is like having an electric razor. Oh, hey, Mogi,
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  Speaker 3: what's coming up in the show.
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  Speaker 4: I'm fine, by the way, thanks, fellas.
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  Speaker 5: What's happening on the Big Show with Old mogis? Of course,
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  Speaker 5: we'll be giving another opportunity for people to join them
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  Speaker 5: with our Swingers Club. Fellas. We're off to Fiji and
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  Speaker 5: we're feeling bloody excited about it, so that's one of
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  Speaker 5: the things we'll be doing. Not only that, we'll be
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  Speaker 5: planning Jason's trip to Europe, which is definitely happening. So
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  Speaker 5: a little bit more of that, and we'll be finding
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  Speaker 5: out how Jason's doing because we haven't talked about it yet. Hey,
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  Speaker 5: doing Jason to.
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  Speaker 2: Talk about it? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Oh The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
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  Speaker 2: I am there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday afternoon. Is twelve minutes past four o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, fellas, Oh g if I call a show meeting, Yeah, man, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Show meeting, show me the meeting, show meeting is now
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  Speaker 2: in progress.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, you know I have a lot of fun working
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  Speaker 3: with you guys, Right, Okay, here we go. No, I
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  Speaker 3: just what No, I'm just thought i'd start by saying
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  Speaker 3: I have a lot of fun working here on the
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  Speaker 3: Big show.
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  Speaker 5: Love. I love what you guys do. However, however, but
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  Speaker 5: I have said.
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  Speaker 3: Having said all that, one thing I've just noticed just
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  Speaker 3: starting to just starting to slip into things a week.
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  Speaker 3: It is, I feel like we do a lot of
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  Speaker 3: clothing based content, a lot of clothes based chat. Sure,
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  Speaker 3: and I just feel like now there's quite a lot
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  Speaker 3: of things.
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  Speaker 2: It's just say.
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  Speaker 3: I know, for example, in my wardrobe that now I
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  Speaker 3: feel like I can't wear because the show will get
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  Speaker 3: distracted by it. For example, when I wear my Bunnings
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  Speaker 3: hoodie which I'm wearing now, which I stole from the
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  Speaker 3: Breakfast Show, who are actually sponsored by them, I'll put
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  Speaker 3: it on and Jason go get your Bunning's hoodie on.
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  Speaker 3: You look like you're going to Whatever you were saying
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  Speaker 3: on the poddage didn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 5: What's another example of something that somebody might say about
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  Speaker 5: a certain item of clothing, but also yeah, who was
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  Speaker 5: it that was saying it.
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  Speaker 3: Faded red jacket. I own a faded red jacket, which
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  Speaker 3: you guys call my pink jacket. Okay, so I can't
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  Speaker 3: wear that. I wore it yesterday, and of course it
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  Speaker 3: came up in conversation. My floaters, akay, my giant sneakers
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  Speaker 3: which I bought for Europe. Jace calls them a floaters
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  Speaker 3: and gets to every time he sees me, has to
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  Speaker 3: point them about, saying, oh, caze, he's got his floaters on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: prison jacket.
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  Speaker 5: And white stripes. Whenever I wear that, I'm wearing a
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  Speaker 5: prison jacket.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently, ripped jackets, any jackets that have a ripped Oh
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  Speaker 3: Kesy's got his cool ripped jacket on a jacket they
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  Speaker 3: might have Tony written on the front of it.
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  Speaker 2: Can't wear that.
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  Speaker 5: Because it's got Tony on it. Cater pill of shit.
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  Speaker 5: I have a shirt that.
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  Speaker 3: Has like the bulldozers, he's got his Camo cater pill
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  Speaker 3: of ship. Yeah, but yes I do. I'm just wearing
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  Speaker 3: a shirt. Yeah, yeah, and I mean that. There's there's
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  Speaker 3: plenty of others but I just I'm sure there are Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well I know how you feel. I mean, I remember
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  Speaker 5: going out and buying an amazing dire wolf ship that
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  Speaker 5: was fun. I didn't notice that it was a Game
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  Speaker 5: of Throne shot. I just thought I had a cool
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  Speaker 5: wolf on it. Yeah, immediately Keysy dragged me for it,
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  Speaker 5: and I did what any right thinking male would and
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  Speaker 5: I throw it in the bin. Yes, immediately, I knew
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  Speaker 5: I could never ever wear it again. But winter is coming, Magie. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's way out there, and I guess I'm as you're
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  Speaker 5: making kezy as you're not throwing anything out.
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  Speaker 3: But the issue is, mo, if I start throwing all
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  Speaker 3: the stuff out, I will have nothing left.
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  Speaker 5: Now, you're right, and I hope you know. Look, it's
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  Speaker 5: a shocking thing that Jason's doing. And I think you've
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  Speaker 5: got a point.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Keesy's got his duck hat on because he's got
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  Speaker 3: a hair with a small duck on it, So Keysy's
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  Speaker 3: got his duck head on.
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  Speaker 2: I'm merely observing what you're wearing. There's no you know,
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  Speaker 2: inherent criticism or anything going on.
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  Speaker 4: They're Kesy.
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  Speaker 2: You are a fascinating fashion sort of person. Where it
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  Speaker 2: just changes from day to day, and I think that
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  Speaker 2: should be admired.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, And it's.
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  Speaker 2: Just it's I always I'm driving into work and I
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  Speaker 2: think to myself, what's Keasy wearing today? I wonder, you know,
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  Speaker 2: because you're always surprising us with your new denim jackets
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  Speaker 2: and floaters and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: I just I think this should be an environment where
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  Speaker 3: people should feel comfortable to wear whatever they want. Oh
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  Speaker 3: so you're a big Game of Thrones guy, by a
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  Speaker 3: wind not anymore.
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  Speaker 5: I guess the way that even it out would be
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  Speaker 5: either we don't talk about clothes at all, or every day,
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  Speaker 5: like we used to do on the text machine, we
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  Speaker 5: say what are we wearing today and we start to
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  Speaker 5: show off with it what we were and just get
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  Speaker 5: it out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I used to love that because I'm a visually
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  Speaker 2: orientated guy, and so you know, text don't always do
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  Speaker 2: it for me. I like to know what people are wearing.
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  Speaker 2: Not in a pervy way, no, I just want to
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  Speaker 2: I just want to get a picture in my mind.
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  Speaker 2: I can see in my mind's eye what they look like.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah right, okay, well it's just something I wanted to put.
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  Speaker 2: How about we do this.
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  Speaker 5: We start even if it's not the top of show,
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  Speaker 5: but in a break very early on in this position here, right,
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  Speaker 5: we could do a break on it and we raid
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  Speaker 5: each other buzzies out of five buzzies, that exactly, and
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  Speaker 5: then that will give us an opportunity to try and
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  Speaker 5: step things up, because I feel like we do get
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  Speaker 5: in a rat with what we're wearing every day. It's
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  Speaker 5: pretty much the same. But we also we do see
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  Speaker 5: each other every day, and we're not dressing up for
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  Speaker 5: each other, are we. It's very much a comfort based.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just like wearing what I like wearing, but now
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  Speaker 3: I'm afraid to wear my tony.
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  Speaker 2: It's not can I can?
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  Speaker 4: I conversely say, you know? Can I?
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  Speaker 2: Can? I check a few phrases at your keysy?
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  Speaker 5: Why not you do it every day?
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  Speaker 2: Weird hoodie?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, boat shit, boat shit, living shit shit, filthy cat.
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  Speaker 2: Filthy cat, skivvy skivvy.
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  Speaker 5: He truth. Okay, now we'll.
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  Speaker 2: Start all out warm. Yeah, I'm going hammer and tongs.
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  Speaker 2: Now what are you wearing? New Zealand, Texas three four
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  Speaker 2: eight three will judge you.
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  Speaker 1: It's Queen's of the Stone Age, The Hold Aching Big
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  Speaker 1: Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days
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  Speaker 1: at four on Radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hodaki Pluto there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday afternoon. The time is four twenty four. We're talking clothes, Fellas,
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  Speaker 2: and I guess all a keezy, sort of weird style that.
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  Speaker 5: He likes the topic.
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  Speaker 3: Stop talking about clothes, right, Okay, it's basically but we've.
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  Speaker 2: Got people to text in on three four eight three?
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  Speaker 4: What are they wearing?
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  Speaker 2: Keysy wats the vibe work where?
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  Speaker 3: Look, people are wearing just standard things that you would
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  Speaker 3: expect them to be wearing. For example, get a fellas
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  Speaker 3: asseless chaps leather gloves.
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  Speaker 2: Like an assless chap.
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  Speaker 5: It's probably the most frequent text we get when we
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  Speaker 5: ask people what they're wearing chat auseless chips.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and a g beinger get a guys board shorts,
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  Speaker 3: no under his hoodie on top. YEA someone who's obviously
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  Speaker 3: like an office worker or something, get a guys wearing
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  Speaker 3: a navy.
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  Speaker 5: Blue hoodie covered in biokie crumbs. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Usually for me it's like chip chip great stuff, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know if you know this, Fellas, but
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  Speaker 2: the seasons are changing and what I've become very aware
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  Speaker 2: of and I'm feeling it myself. I'm desperate for a
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  Speaker 2: bit of D, you know what I mean. And we're
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  Speaker 2: coming out of winter, and I think there's people like
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  Speaker 2: I see people out hanging around the sort of passy
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  Speaker 2: area and the officers here looking for D.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what you mean.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, getting a bit of D in the body.
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  Speaker 5: You mean vitamin D?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Right, Well what did you think I was meaning?
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  Speaker 3: No? I just I just think, yeah, it's all good. No,
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  Speaker 3: I guess so. And because I was a staggy over
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  Speaker 3: the weekend.
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  Speaker 5: I've got a real problem with it. We were calling
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  Speaker 5: it the staggy.
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  Speaker 3: It's a big staggy, and we were actually at one
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  Speaker 3: point we were like, man, do we need to put
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  Speaker 3: some block on? You know, like because it's cold. Then
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  Speaker 3: the sun was out and we were like, do we
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  Speaker 3: need it? The staggy?
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  Speaker 5: Sure, getting into it, but you don't want to get burnt.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds sounds like a rock and roll staggy. Hey, feelers,
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  Speaker 2: do we need to put sun block on?
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  Speaker 5: Can you put someone on?
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  Speaker 2: My bet?
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  Speaker 5: It's not what happened. It's not what happened.
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  Speaker 4: But you're right.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I I was out just working my ass
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  Speaker 2: off in the garden over the weekend there, feelers, it
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  Speaker 2: was pretty hot. The sweat was just less off me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: running down the gallers on the chest there and down.
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  Speaker 5: Your guns are on your cheese, and.
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  Speaker 4: I had that very thought. You know, is it time
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  Speaker 4: for the old slip slop?
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  Speaker 2: What is it? Slap slap slip slap, rap slap.
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  Speaker 3: Slip slap, slop and rap. No slip slot rap, slap
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  Speaker 3: and rap, slip, slip on, slip into, slip on a
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  Speaker 3: T shirt, slip on a T shirt. Yes, slop. You're
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  Speaker 3: slopping on sunscreen? You Is it necessarily necessary though, the
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  Speaker 3: T shirt pat because you.
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  Speaker 5: Want to get some D? Yeah, well it's hard to
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  Speaker 5: get D if you're all covered up, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Well maybe if you're after some D, you slip into
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  Speaker 3: something more comfortable, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: If you're looking for D, yes, then the less the better.
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  Speaker 2: In terms of what you're wearing, you know.
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  Speaker 5: It depends on what's underneath.
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  Speaker 2: Well, in my case, the sort of alabastera chiseled kind
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  Speaker 2: of body, but gadders on your cheir what my gadders
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  Speaker 2: on my chick?
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  Speaker 5: Alabasta?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, isn't that like really white?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I'm questioning it. Yeah, so what's what
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  Speaker 3: are we rapping? Because le rapping is I think it's
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  Speaker 3: my wife does this wrong?
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  Speaker 5: It's the wrong. Yeah, you wrap us are wrong around.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's good too, because if you're like in a
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  Speaker 3: bikini or speedos or something, you put a serong on
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  Speaker 3: and then you can go to the diary. You get
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  Speaker 3: a nice block and it's not offensive. You know, give
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  Speaker 3: you some ear up there, you know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so slip into it? What is that a T shirt?
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  Speaker 5: Slip into a T shirt or something more comfortable.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, slap, slap, swept, slop slop slap on.
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  Speaker 5: That must be sunscreen.
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  Speaker 3: Slop on some sunscreen because you slap it on, you
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  Speaker 3: just sort of put it on it on and you.
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  Speaker 4: Just sort of squirt it on.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, well why don't we change it to slip squirt, slap.
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  Speaker 5: And really slapping.
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  Speaker 4: Well, this is what I don't I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, like, if I'm squirting on my wife, I'll
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  Speaker 2: give her a bit of a slap.
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  Speaker 5: You know, like a one for the road.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good on your mate.
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  Speaker 4: What we're thinking.
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  Speaker 3: Slept on a shirt, slip into something more comfortable, sop
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  Speaker 3: on a shirt or swip into something more comfortable.
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  Speaker 6: And when I say squirting on my wife sun block,
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  Speaker 6: slap on some sunscreens, squirt, squirt, squirt some sunscreen on,
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  Speaker 6: Slap that ass and then wrap a little.
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  Speaker 5: It's wrong, it is wrap went on, Wrap it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, wrap it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I I mean, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Know that slappers specifically slapping. That's just what I do. Yeah, slap, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean she gives me a bit of a slap too.
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  Speaker 2: She squirt on me and then give me a bit
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  Speaker 2: of a slap and I know, you know, the sun
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  Speaker 2: block and yeah, oh god, I just realized how how
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  Speaker 2: horndous that sounds a little.
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  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune
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  Speaker 1: in on radio The Big Show. Swingers Club is back,
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  Speaker 1: and this time it's going global.
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  Speaker 3: Bloody exciting, isn't it, Fellers. We're flying Fiji airways to
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  Speaker 3: the Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resort and Spa where white sand
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  Speaker 3: beaches meet world class hospitality. Bloody excited, long weekend golf
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  Speaker 3: had good massages?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, no not.
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  Speaker 5: Now, what's U story with the messages is that each other?
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  Speaker 5: Do we get to message each other from someone we
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: don't know?
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  Speaker 2: That way that we get a bit of coconut oil
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  Speaker 2: out when we're all together.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not against that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's a spa, it's a resort and spa,
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  Speaker 3: so that I assume they would sort of provide that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean if I wanted that, I just have it here.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't like total strangers touching me, right, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I know you guys are into that.
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  Speaker 5: They were a name badge.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so no, okay.
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  Speaker 5: And as long as you say hello to them and
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  Speaker 5: the lord.
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  Speaker 3: Dialect racism alert, racism alert.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, let's get some people in the jaw.
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  Speaker 2: Shall we get a Richard your mad bastard, Hell's life Buller.
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  Speaker 5: Buller, He's easy. Huh.
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  Speaker 3: He's pronunciation was amazing. I'm clicking a button that fires
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  Speaker 3: off the races, but it just goes off automatically.
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  Speaker 4: Richard, your mad Basard. What do you do for a
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  Speaker 4: crust build up?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Then you like a bit of goldf action Richard?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in the summer and it's not too crack down
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: here and Ed Yeah, and who would you take with you?
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Richard Shamous He's my old workmate. I like the name Shamous.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: What what what handicapper you're running Richard not sure to
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: be Yeah, that's right, that's right.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: Twenty four and Pugs group. That's perfect, yeah, excellent.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Will you save on the line and know pug Son
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: will look after you. Let's go to Jordy and christ
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: you get your may Ad basset. How's life yeah mate, yeah,
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: it's all good.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Beautiful mane yeah, mate, loud and clearly.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: Jordy man, what do you do for a crust?
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: I am a teacher.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, like a bit of golf, Jordy, you love
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: my golfings. What are you running for a handicap? Oh
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: look it's pretty rough, probably twenty seven old or something.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's that's perfect love, So that's perfect. Yeah.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I mean who would you take with your Jordy?
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'll probably take your plan to just
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: get a couple of mates. I've got a few golfing buddies.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Nice.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like a game of golf and whoever wins now
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: we're talking, gets to go.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah you remember they played their playoff hole.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Oh that's a great idea.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: It's really good we eat them out. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: it's a good man. Yeah, all right with Jordy. Good
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: news is mate, you're in the drawer.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: I love you week mate, thank you.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Thanks man. You are you guys really going to get
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: a message, because I just find that weird.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: I find messages. I don't. I don't find them relaxing,
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: to be honest with you, Yeah, I do. The missus
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: you know, loves it and you can get the old
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: facial etcetera, all of that sort of stuff. For me,
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: I find line beside the pool having a few beers relaxing.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because jas you could go get like a facial
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: or something after you've squirted on some sunscreen, you know
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: what I mean, because it would relax you.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what facial? You love getting facials?
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: You have you ever had one?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Love it? Mate. You don't get skin like this without
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: a few facials in your time. I'll tell you that much. Yeah.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: This radio here, Yeah, the Whole Archy Big Show week
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: days from four on Radio Hod.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: David Bowie There on the Radio Hodacky Big Show this
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Tuesday afternoon.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: The time is four point fifty three.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Let's talk Telly. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Last night I watched the show on tv n Z
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Plus called Atomic starring Elfie.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Allen, which is the Great Joy.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: Downstairs. Good in that one. Also Lily Allen's brother. Fascinating
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: stuff there. And this one is about two civilians who
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: must stop a cartel's uranium plot or save themselves. That's
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: the tagline log line Fellas doesn't accurately capture it. It's
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: one of them is a drug smuggler and the other
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: one is a ge hardiest five somewhere around Syria. I
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: think it's in a desert, can't quite remember, but it's
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: very much along the veins of rogue heroes. If you
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: saw that one that I enjoyed that, Yeah, yeah, totally.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: So we watched one episode. It's very very similar to that.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: I will continue watching it. Good performances, it's not too
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: hard on the brain, a little bit of action, it's
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: a little bit of a couple of lolls here and there,
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: a little bit of crack pepper exactly right. So that
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: is it's only five episodes, very easy to digest, Fells
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: and that's Atomic TV and Z plus. So far, I'm
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: going to give it three buzzies. It's very out of
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: a possible five keysy. It's hard to know that it'll
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: go up and down based on how it ends, right, okay, Fellers.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Last night I watched a movie called Stay two thousand
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: and five. It was made.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: It's quite an oldie.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Wow. It is with a sizzling Ryan Gosling, Naomi Watts
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: and you and McGregor. Other story is the Sama psychiatrist
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: played by Ewan McGregor, and Bat's on a nightmarist journey
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: when Henry, a student inform informs him of his plans
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: to do himself in. However, he must maintain his grip
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: on reality while trying to save his patient. Can I
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: just say you've heard the phrase style over substance. Yes,
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: it's one of those scenarios for me, lots of I mean,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Ryan Gosling is looking hot, ass. Ewan's looking fine as well. Actually,
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: and Ryan plays a sort of troubled young fellow with
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: you know, dart, sort of hoods under his eyes, always smoking.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: He looks very hot. It got too convoluted, it got
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: a little bit silly, and I sort of lost interest
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: in it, to be honest.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: He's a five man two. Well, it's funny that you
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: say that, because the tomatometer on Rotten Tomato is twenty
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: six percent yeah from the critics and sixty nine percent
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: from the audience, but the vast majority seems to be
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: a lot going on too confusing who he is?
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: It was very confused. Certainly.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: There were times of going, but what's happening? What are
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: they doing now? I don't understand? What do you watch
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: that on Disney?
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Are you nice? I watched the show last night on Netflix.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I was earlier today on Netflix while eating my
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: lunch was actually a recommendation from someone. Yeah, no, no,
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: it was my dinner last night. Very confusing if you
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: just say Conie randomly recommended from someone on the staggy
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: show called Tires on Netflix. Oh, Shane gillis the comedian,
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: and I've seen a few clips on Instagram and I
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: was like, sometimes you just want a nice, mindless, twenty
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: minute comedy. Watched one episode of it. Ridiculous but funny,
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: like just straight up not seeing the world on fire.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: But I didn't hate it either, right in the middle.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Three busies out of five, which is slightly.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: I watched one episode of that, and I didn't think
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: it was enough to bring me back. Yeah, but you
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: know you should give it more time. I'll give it
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: more time.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: But so I like having just a like if I'm
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: eating lunch at home or something, just a twenty minute comedy. Yeah, yeah,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: so it's it's all good. Three buses out of five
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: on Netflix.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Tires Siri tires on Netflix.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Yes you don't have an Apple phone.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Plenty coming up after five o'clock, including the Fellers helping
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: me out with my much dreamed of trip to Europe.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Plus the Brickie Boys responded to just dissing their uniforms.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: That they just got.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: I forgot about that.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Yes, I have to address that too.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: The whod Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Welcome back in Messive Backbones. Hope your Tuesdays going along
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: very nicely. Indeed you're listening to the Big Show. And
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: when I say the Big Show, I mean Hoodie, j
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Mogi and Keezy brought to you by Reburger.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and Gormet eats that will all
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: change the game.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Scrumedly obtious.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: What is the game? The game of dinner or lunch?
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Sort of change it? Yeah, it's going to change it.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: You know you sort of for many many years been
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: having your soggy chips and your you have sort of
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: you're sloppy burgers, you're sloppy your plascid berg.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: On the photo. Yeah, yeah, you know, what the hell
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: is this?
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: And it's just like, oh, what the hell. Then you
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: go to Reburger and it's like it's a complete reinvention
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: of the genre photos.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: It's like Tinder, isn't it for food? Yeah?
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: God damn, it looks good. Yeah, and then it turns
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: up and you're like what Yeah, not.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: For Reburger though, No, No, no, this for other people.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for other peoples.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Not that I've ever been on Tinder, because I've been
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: in a relationship for fourteen years.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: You know how it works. So brother, No, I was
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: just going along with you. I don't. I don't. I've
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: never even been on tender to be honest.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Man, Speaking of which, had a last night go after
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: what do you mean after the show?
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: What?
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Well, that's all you're, well, I know that what happened
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: down in christ you talk, you talk it through with
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: your wife.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: Well, no, she understands that I was on a stage.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: She stays incredible.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, she's you're on stage forgiving. No, she's not.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: There's nothing to forgive, I didn't cheat on my wife.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Now, Fellers, you're a huge help to me in terms
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: of my trip to Europe and booking me an itinery
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: and stuff.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: I am fizzing about this not too far.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Away now, and I was wondering if you could help
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: me out re you know, injections and stuff. Accident.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, certainly, man. She's the killers for.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Who fighters there on the Radio Darchy Big Show this
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Tuesday afternoon. The time is five fourteen. Now, you Fellers
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: went on a huge trip away this year to Europe,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: and you said to me, I simply musk get.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Well, you simply must go. You just don't understand until
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: you've been.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally, and you'ven me from your tales of great
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: adventures over then you have very kindly written me out
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: of itinerary, which is all now official.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: So pretty stoked about that. I wonder if.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I could tap into your knowledge again, if I may
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: be so bold, Are there any shots or anything that
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I need? I mean, I don't imagine there'd be too many,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: given that I'm going to Europe and she's very civilized and.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, the good thing is right.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Europe in the UK area actually came and sort of
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: industrialized New Zealand, colonized New Zealand. So anything we've got
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: here they had their ages ago, right, So you don't
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: actually have to worry as much as if you were
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: going to developing country.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: No, that's true.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: So it's good. So it's actually not a massive list.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: That's not as bad. That's as sure.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: I mean there's a normal sort of stuff that you need.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Do you say, have the from like motion sickness? Do
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: you need do you get heear sick?
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so make sure you've got and these are all
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: the stuff that you need. There's tablets that you'll take
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: with you. So obviously for altitude sickness, be one. You'll
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: get your malaria shots. Yeah, but you're also laria malaria
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: top ups as well. But because of global warming climate change,
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: there's now so hot over in London that you can
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: get you can get it's like being in like the
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: heart of Africa.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: So there's a standard one. Some of these you will
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: have already had, but you can't travel without them. Okay,
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: all right, so measles, Yeah, your mumps, you'r abella all that.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: You know, you've had all that day, mr, So you
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: should have had those that even if you're not going anywhere,
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: you need to have those. Okay, diphtheria, tetanus because you
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: might stand on a nail.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: That's true, you're true, actually chips, and because there'll be
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: lots of old ruins and stuff over.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: There, that's right.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: And I don't know if you know this, but like
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: the colosseums that I was nailed together.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: There's a shocking bastard.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: I don't even polio. Last thing you need is polio,
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: your influenza, COVID nineteen, chicken pox, shingles, and new mo cockle,
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: which is for pneumonia.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Actually another one too, mening your cockle. Actually over in Europe,
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: the jay is actually pronounced everything. That's actually men on
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: your cockle? Yeah, have you had that?
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: It's three men on my cockle? No, don't, Well that's
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: what you just said.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: No, I said men on your cockle like menager cup
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: final say that's the way.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Minute you spell that for me? Easy, men on your cockle?
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: You just just take this, just write the less down.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: Then there's the water stuff food and water related so hepatitis,
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: your typhoid, your cholera. Good God B two NB minor
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: hit B yes, and HPV shots for that's for you know,
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: your genital warts.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but they're kind of under control at the moment.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: Get on anywhere.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Truffalitis, right, yellow fever, Japanese interophalitis into the US, that's where,
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: that's where the origins are.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: But you're sort of like, that's like saying German measles.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: But we still get them down here. I don't even
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: know where they mentioned the race. It's not relevant.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: It's actually ding gay the dingay fever.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so hot once again. Yeah, oh my god. Anthrax,
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: which is rare, but if anyone's going to get it's
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: going to be sure.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Can I just say with the rabies if I've already
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: had it, yeah, ion a rabies, booster.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Lime disease, right, the black plague also, they're an injection
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: for that.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: Have that blue plague too.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Oh the blue plague not as lethal.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: No, tuberculosis, tick born into for lightish. That's Europe and Russia.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: If you're going to pop over to Russia, that can
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: be an issue. E Bowler, Oh my gosh. Yeah, swine flu, third.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Flu, if I've already had swine flu, donkey flu, donkey
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: flu because they would have donkeys over there, because yeah,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: who do you think built all the colosseums and stuff?
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: What the donkeys did?
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: No?
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: They used no, Jake, Come on, man, this is where
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: you have to go to Europe. You're thinking donkey's building
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: a colosseum. They helped pull stuff.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: And that's when people stood on nails and that right, Yes,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: do we just what?
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: Shall we just ride all this out?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: That's quite how many is there? You guys have twenty seven?
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you've got to get them all at once.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well I've got a mate who's who's a doctor,
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: so you should be able to sort me out with
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: all those bastards.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: What was he wearing?
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Warrior shit jersey? Now he's got to worry his ship.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: It's okay, it's a ship, thanks fellers.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: What's the what was the one you said earlier? Kesy,
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Men on your cockle, Men on your cockle?
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's if you're getting in Spain.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: It's just the whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: and Keyzy. Tune in week days at four on Radio
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Hodarch Joy Division.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: The time is five twenty nine.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Now, we were making some comments about the Breakfast Fellers yesterday.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: If you were a cool lads.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: About the new uniform.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: He was fine.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I was just I was just asking questions, how do
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: we feel because they've you know, they've rearranged the studio,
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: They've changed it to suit them. Now they've got cool
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: uniforms that only they get. Yeah, I was just wondering,
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: trying to get your guys vibe on, because I'm still
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: with it.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Actually, I was thinking about that just this morning. Actually,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: the audacity of them changing the studio without consultation, you,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's disgraceful, really, isn't it. It's a shed space,
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: you know, just go and change everything without consulting.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: Changed everything. They've still got the Hoskin's puppet, which should
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: have been the first thing to go on a skip, Yes,
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: closely followed by ruders guitar.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: I agree. Well, no, I mean the things that they
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: should have got rid of.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: Yes, they didn't live on Yeah.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got pot, plants, all sorts of stuff in here,
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: and I don't feel at home in here anymore.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: So I'm not going to do my best.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: With same because you're used to like just crap everywhere
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: in your house, and I'm kind of the same age easy, yeah, yeah,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Like Mogi doesn't mind it so much because he's very
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: anal and it's even meticulous, whereas you and I are
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: a bit more rough and tumble. Just crap everywhere around
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: the place.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: That's the thing. Jays You peas in a pod?
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Well you you and pucks and peas in a pod.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: Well, no, we're a package deal.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: You're a package deal, that's right.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're busy, but whereas you, you and I are
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: cut from the same cloth. But anyway, Bricky heard us.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: You guys are like, you know and old, you know,
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: you guys like the ts. That is not our name,
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Mogi all right, but it could be.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: That's that's been sort of put away for another couple
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: of people. Yeah, we won't go into now chat.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: He's brought on here, but apparently Brecky were listening and
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: they've actually responded to us.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So here's.
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: A short message from Breakfast.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Can I just say something. Firstly, they presume that we
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: want them in our uniforms. That was never discussed.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: That was that was certainly never an idea.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: We didn't want the big show in our uniforms, our uniforms.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: No, but I feel like if we got the jealousy
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: they feel like, if we got them on, they'll be.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: So much jealousy.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: They would be so tough. Hey, look happy to fill
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: another break for them, And it's tough.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: They only talk half as often as we do, and
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: even then they struggle to fill it up. But look
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: if us getting a uniform gets them another three minutes
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: and happy to help.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's exactly kind of attitude i'd expect. Yeah, totally,
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: the arrogance of it, you know what I mean, You're right,
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: they are scumbags.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: That's total scum bags. Yeah.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: And for them to accuse, like assume that we're doing
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: that's just a fill content.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: You know what. It makes me want to cool one
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: out in the studio. I'm serious, man, I'm that ropable
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: about those comments.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you should do it, man, that'd show them. Well,
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: just when we leave today, do poohs in the studio, jas,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: That will show that I'm right behind you for that one.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Because yeah, but that would be great.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: So I don't want you.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: You should do it, though, Yeah, I those aren't empty words. Yeah, Jason, I'm.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Doing it, man, I'm doing it.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Man do poos in the in the studio three four
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: eight three should just do poohs in the studio to
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: teach breakfast a lesson?
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: Give you a reburg about your text.
• 33:32
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  Speaker 2: Hoky Pool Jam there on the radio, Hold Nikey Big Show.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, don't forget that.
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  Speaker 5: That's aw FULK. Can you clip that off.
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  Speaker 3: And make it it's not literally. In the last break
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  Speaker 5: Said, that's going to be a great feature of the show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: They yeah, cool, two thy five hundred dollars. I'm just
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  Speaker 5: doing that this month. It's plenty good. It's insane, it's unbelievable. Hey, guys,
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: I've got some really interesting chat for you, and I
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: know and I know you're going to be blown away
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: because it's golf chat. Oh god, I'm so excited about
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: us going away to Fiji for the Swingers Club. A
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: little bit disappointed that the swinging refers to golf, but
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: you know we're going to be playing a couple of
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: a couple of rounds. You want to cheat on your wife?
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: Huh no, swingings?
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: Kidding me. Cool, And we're going to be playing a
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: couple of around the golf golf. It's going to be Oh,
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: pag soon is going to be involved as well, the
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: two of you, myself and a couple of winners. And
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: obviously I don't want to let the team down. Do
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: you think there would be value between now and whenever
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: it is that we go away and me getting any
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: kind of lessons because of you guys. Have you guys
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: had lessons?
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: No? Ma, no, have you not.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: It's you know, yeah, two lessons Yeah, yeah, like two
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: years ago, right right, Yeah, just to get the fundamentals
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: down so they're not just effing and jeff in my
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: way around the course.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. Look, to be honest with you, I wouldn't
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: bother Maggie. You're too far gone.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Mate, right you're an old round cast moke.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: You're out in the back yea, like the I is
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: su two. You know, you don't even know where you're
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: head in the bloody thing, you know what I mean?
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Smack it and go go where the hell of that?
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: What's the point exactly? We do on need two of
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: them out there with? Well, that's the thing, because you
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: guys are going You're out every week pretty much. Jase,
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: you're out a few times a week. And every time
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: I ask you how when you always say terribly? Yeah,
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: And so I wonder if you'd been getting lessons or
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: you just go terribly. You get no lessons, You just
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: continue to be terrible and you're hoping at some point
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: the break.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah you never like Jason's sick or sore? Yeah, does
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: he do anything about it? So why would he get
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: lessons about being second golf?
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: You saw it golf terminal.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: And sometimes, let me just say this, I am second golf.
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: Always when I'm not there though.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: No, to be honest, I think any listens you get, yes,
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: I don't think I just confuse me. It's going to
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: make you even more confused. Like seriously, you'll spend two
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: months trying to just like do the thing.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Like how do I hold a stick?
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, I mean you do it stuff? Yeah yeah, yeah, Look,
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I just I just play on instinct. And you know,
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: I'm naturally I've got natural hand eye coordination. I just
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: go with the flow in that sense. Oh yeah, so.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: You know hopefully that's helpful. Yeah, just go with your instinct.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Don't overthink it, man, Sure you don't under prepare. Yeah right, certainly.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Don't go and change your game every time you play.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: So once every twenty years. Just keep it the same.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just keep it as you did twenty years ago.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I think you'd be sweet.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: And then you guys, you and Pugs will just you
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: guys have played.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: It's going to be the four of us, You and Pugs.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: We you what the winners.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: They're an old keysy and eye because we don't want
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: to be Yeah, we'll just do our own thing.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: That sounds so fun. Okay, Well, thanks for the advice.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: For I was because I was a little bit worried
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: that I'll be letting the team down. But it sounds
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: like everybody will be. Yeah, we're all going to be ship.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: I mean I'll probably I think I I'll be on
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: the upward swing there.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: But oh yeah, yeah, if you play around by yourself,
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: why don't we do that, Why don't you play on
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: your own, Ja, because you're you're naturally gifted and you
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: have an instinct for it. And then we'll sort of
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: hang out and play it.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: You guys from go and have a scuba dive and
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: a massage. Well, Hordy just nails the course.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Keyzy tune in week days at four on Radio.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Hold. Ike, welcome back to your massive bagbones tap your Tuesday nights.
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  Speaker 5: Yum, not as good as seek a pause.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: I noticed that when you came into it today, you
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: had a meal with you. I did.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Have you eaten it?
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: I haven't known what's going on?
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: Well, I ate before I came in, about an hour
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: or so before I came in, But I had a
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: chicken and a soupy sort of a number and this
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: is part two of that. But I've just found actually
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: I'm not I'm still sated by the previous by the
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: previous meal, so I haven't touched it.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: My god, that's not like you.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: It's not like me. And I was literally just thinking
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: about that the last time I walked in. I was like, oh, yeah,
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: I haven't even eaten how about that.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Do you hear about that? Kusy?
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard about that, fellas. Can you tell me
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: about it again?
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: Just quickly. I was just saying that I ate about
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: an hour before I came in. Oh wow. And then
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: I brought some food in it sort of like the
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: second half. I split the previous meal until two. I
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: brought the second half and leftovers here.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: But I found that the first amount that I ate
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: has actually filled me up enough that I've lasted all
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: through these last few hours with again any.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Sushi, no chips. That's crazy, nothing at all, And I'll
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: probably just you know, the funny thing is, I guess
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: I've just brought it to work for no reason.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you were, you were sufficiently sated. I was,
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: and you knew when to say when?
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jason. Has that ever happened to you?
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Man? What's that? Kezy?
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: It's not even happy stuff like that with food.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Well, like.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: Often I'll.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Eat something and and there'll be stuff left over, and
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I'll go, oh.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: We actually don't have time. Sorry, I've started playing ggy
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: pot and I'll.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Be like, actually, I'm em amply sated. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Hidiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hode.
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  Speaker 2: Cranberry's here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. It's a
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday evening. Let's have some league.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Chat time to chat footy with me, Kazy.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: What are the Warriors up to?
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Man? The wars are taking on the Penrith Panthers.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: You heard of them?
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, heard of them?
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Six v eight? What six place team versus the eighth
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: place team?
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: Seven?
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Eight?
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: I thought you were saying fifth versus it's fifth versus
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: eight and six versus seventh.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Panthers A seventh. Yeah, I thought you were saying a
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: six v eight Yeah, man, totally. We're playing Mount Smart Stadium, Sex,
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: soh five pm this very Saturday, and I am nervous.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is a little bit on the nerve wrecking side,
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: doesn't it.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you want to go up against anyone,
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: even though they might be regarded as you know, slightly
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: out of form, definitely out of form. They are the
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: four times champions not in history, consecutively over the last
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: four years. Yeah, but yes, they are so experienced at
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: playing finals footy. It just so happens. They switched it
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: on in the lead up to the Yes, they lost
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: a couple of games recently, just.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: Against top top four team.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: I am freaking out, but the team list has just
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: been announced.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: And that's the beauty of it.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Mate.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: From here on out, she's knocking out forty anything as possible.
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: Here is your Warrior's side for this weekend at number
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: one chance dog' clock Stad. We've got d w Z
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: retains his position on the wing ed and Pompey and
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Kurt Kate well your centers. As a result of Rock
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: Oberry getting injured, the poor Barstard mate Roger two of
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: us as Sheck is on the other wing, chanell Or
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: c Ht and Tenner Boarder. You have James Fisher, Harris Wade,
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: Egg and Jackson Ford Leca the RecA starting in the
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: back in the second row with Marats and the accord
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: and Aaron Clark obviously at Locke, Tomighty, Martin, Eddie, Remire, Toyava,
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: Dimitric Vamonga and Tennas sours Smith make up your seventeen.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Gosh, that's still just such an inexperienced bench. However, I
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: mean the starting thing. We've got Jackson Ford back and
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: the Ford pack in the front row. There he's been massive.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: We need his big motor. He can make the odd mistake,
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: but he can play seveny js. It tackles us off
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: and runners us off.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Who I've been really impressed with as that Clark.
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: You're in Clark here in Clark.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: He's been awesome.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: He is he is, He's probably going to be the
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: old certainly for the Warriors. He'll be the he'll be
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: the players, he'll be the player of the season for
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: the Wars He's got to be and I think he's
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: got to be in line for Deli Lock, the rookie
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: he's played for, he has founded now level absolutely unbelievable.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: So yeah, I mean, I'd love for them to find
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: a space for Sam Healing because I just think he's
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: too good, too good.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: Obviously, the rotation becomes an issue, the interchange to mighty
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: Man and being able to cover multiple positions. But he's
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: a good bastard out there. He makes me as he's unreal.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: He is.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Here's a cool one Penrith's left side, Casey McLean and
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: the I can't remember what his name on the they
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: called the milky bar head out on the wing there.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: They score so many try down that left side. That's
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: the side Dallen's marking. So if they're going to score tries,
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: it's going to be through their left winger, and he's
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: going to score a few.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: I guess hope that the Fellows don't get overwhelmed at
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: home and let the occasion get to them too much,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: because they're already going to be under the pump.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: No, no, it's going to be. They're gonna now.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: They have to step up now, Jason, it's game exciting stuff.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Good on them, Congress. We get to the finals.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Let's go boys, Yeah, let's go.
• 44:25
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• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Is indeed Jet there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: this Tuday evening. Now, very exciting news fellas. We're heading
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: down to Dunedin in a little while for the Dunedin
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Beer Festival. We've been there a couple of times. Great
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: time head by all looking forward to it.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: That's traditionally the breakfast show. They were all over this
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: beer festival. Certainly in the days of Matt Heath, you know,
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: born in the South. She's rolling his mouth all that
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: kind of stuff. He had DIBs on the Craft Beer
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: and Food Festival.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: He's got.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Has he We got rid of his ass? Yeah, wow,
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: he's been promoted. But because of this we now get
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: to attend. Tickets are available right now to need in
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Beerfest dot Co dot m zs at forsythe Bar Stadium
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: down there on the seventh and eighth of November. We
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: are going to go down and we actually have a
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: prize available for you and a mate. You the listeners
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: and a mate to win free flights accommodation and tickets
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: to join us at the festival itself.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: Pretty exciting stuff. I got to say, I've never been.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: No, I've never been to this one either. I've been
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: to a fear few in my time, and I bloody
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: love all of them, but this one, certainly, it sounds
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: like a bloody good time.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: I was always jealous it's I've been.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: A couple of times back in the day. It's a
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: great setup, feels yeah. And the great thing about it
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: too is lots of good food around as well, which
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: always makes Woody j happy.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: I've also never been to forsythe Bar for any reason.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: Ye sporting e vnc key.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: I've been to one like Otago MPC game in twenty twelve, right,
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: it's fantastic.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Are we doing a live show down there as well?
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: We will be doing a live show help us. That'll
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: probably be on the Thursday night.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: We're still working at the finer details of that part. However.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: In order to enter this competition for you and to
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: make to come down, flights, accommodation, all that stuff, you
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: have to name a beer. Because we've teamed up with Emerson's,
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: we're brewing something special for the dneda craft beer and
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: food festival and it needs a name. It's a Hazy
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: pale Ale. It'll be called the Big Show something Hazy
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: pale Ale. And if you'd like to name the beer
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: and get yourself in the competition, head to hodak you
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: dot co dot z get yourself from the drawer. There
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: a lot of great suggestions so far.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: There's been some goodies.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Keysy.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Your one was what was your one? Midnight steamer? The
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Midnight Steamer? Like it because it's good. I do like it.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: I feel like there's steam involved in the beer making process,
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: so people that don't know will think, oh, it's just
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: some sort of beer thing.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: I was reading through the comments last night on the
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: post actually, and I'm sad to say Keezy Tony is
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: featuring quite heavy go up on the Instah. Yeah, just
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: that the start of it.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: So well, the problem is right, I feel like this
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: whole Tony thing is very much of the here and now.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but by the time we get to you know,
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: this thing's in November, it's going to be the biggest
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: thing in New Zealand. I think Tony on All Fours
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: has got a real ring to it because it's just
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: something even if you don't know what that is. It
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: conjures an image. Yeah, it conjures an image. Now what
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  Speaker 5: it might say to you is you drunk so much
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  Speaker 5: that you're down on all fours crawling home. Yes, and
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: that's fine if that's the interpretation of the listen and
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: also keys. The other thing to be pointed out here
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: is Tony is no longer just you. Tony is every man.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Oh that's a good point. Tony Tony the backbone. You
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: see what I'm saying. So I think, yeah, I can't
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: wait to see what the suggestions are. It's not just
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: going to get over the line because it's Tony. It's
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: going to be bloody good.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: You know. I look at whenever we give it to
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: the audience to decide, they always they never let us down.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: It's my experience. You've got my cat.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: Yez Jez call it jizz.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: And everyone was like, oh no, I don't. But now
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: everyone loves it.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: Love it.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so the audience can name things well, so your
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  Speaker 3: Hodarchy dot Cott and Z get yourself in the competition
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  Speaker 3: for that. Otherwise, tickets available d need and Beerfest dot
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  Speaker 2: Good stuff, mate.
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  Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show was jas, Mike and Kyzy tune.
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  Speaker 2: In four on Radio Rolling Stone Z on the Radio
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  Speaker 2: Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening. Now, we're men of
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: experienced and we like to use that experience to benefit
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: the population in general by giving out advice, don't we, Fellows.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jason, that's why we set up an email address
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: meet Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. That
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: was chosen by the audience, not us. But it's one
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: hundredercent anonymous and you can email it any time. And
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: if we read out your question, reburg about you.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: So let's get to it.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Dot com in touch with the fellas. This is a revisit, guys.
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  Speaker 3: This is an update on some older advice we gave.
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  Speaker 2: But it's good. Actually had to get feedback on how
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: our advice went down.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so this is a follow up.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: This original email came through April ninth, a long time ago.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Wow, seems like forever, Maggie, you gave the advice. It
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: sounds about right.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: It was genuine advice about how to ask a woman out,
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: was going up to them, be honest, say blah blah
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah.
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: You know, you know, I think really hot, you know,
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I using the word hot. Now
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: you did, remember you were like, you know you got them?
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: You know, yeah, you got that.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Be a real chairman, bastard.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Yeahh be very like direct, honest blah blahlah blah. So
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: this is coming from Anonymous. Just a little update, good
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: eight fellas Anonymous here again. Back in April, I asked
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: for advice regarding a girl at the gym. I wasn't
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: sure if she had a boyfriend, as our chance got
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: rather flirty, et cetera. Now, first I just want to
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: say Maggie gave some genuinely good advice that I think
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: everyone should listen to. Stop driving yourself crazy and just
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: ask them.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: So, kia kaha, do you might oh ki car? Thank you, Jason?
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: What to Mogy's point, I was driving myself crazy. So
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: I finally built up the carriage to ask her if
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: she would be interested in doing something together outside of
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: the gym, something casual, not too pervy.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what you don't want to sort of lead
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: off with. Do you want to go for a skinny dip?
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: Even do you want to go for a swim down
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: at such and such? You know, something a bit more
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: land based.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: In particularly, you don't want to start with you you
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: want to do something nothing pervy, Yeah, nothing, just really relaxed.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, unfortunately this is here a massive sigh. I got
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: the old. Oh that's really nice, but I just want
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: to be friends.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: Oh great, I've got so much room in my life
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: for more friends, especially Yeah, ladies like yourself.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: How good? Yeah, exactly.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: You can hook me up with your mate obviously, not
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: too you must have a lot of beautiful mates.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'd love to meet them. Let's see something
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: cap that's not too.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: So if you can just sort of set up a
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: group chat with me and all them and then leave. Yes,
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: that's yeah. That was during my first exercise in the morning,
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: so you can imagine how the rest of that workout
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: went fast. Fast forward to the same weekend, I ended
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: up taking a girl from work home.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah so home. Yeah, I guess he just used that
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: knowledge and and et cetera.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: So I suppose it's a silver lining, right, I might
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: actually need some advice to deal with that situation anyway,
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: See you guys in Willington on Thursday.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: So that yeah, right, well now bigger and I wish
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: i'd known about that. We could have talked to him.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: But that's right. And now he stopped torturing himself.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: So that's knows at least, but at the very least.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: Now she might not have been thinking that at all,
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: and now she's saying, no, he likes me. Also, the
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: other thing too, it's out there. It's out there, so
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: you know, it's sitting right there, everybody can see it.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: The other thing too, is he's now experienced what it's
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: like to ask someone be rejected, realize it's not the
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: end of the world. And now that's probably maybe how
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: he managed to pick up another choke.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's good stick make a make an emotional connection
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: with another human being. Keasy, I think is the way
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: you phrase it, not to pick up.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he said I took a girl home from work.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, that's more respect. Yes.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: Oh well that's great. I'm glad to hear that.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, well that's right.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: It's better to know, wasn't it.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, rather than drive yourself batchit crazy, going should
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't? I should? I shouldn't know? And you're right,
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: now that that's in her head, she may very well go,
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Actually he's quite nice.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: And now the other thing there is he wasn't sure
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: she had a girl, if she had a boyfriend or girlfriend. Yeah.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: But the other way he could have done that is say, look, man,
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: I've really enjoyed talking to you. Great, but I just
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: want you to know I'm not interested. So just just before,
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: I would hate for you to think that this could
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: go anywhere because I'm just not interested. Okay, you're not
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: my type. Yes, So if you've seen something like that
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: with a little bit of a smirk on your face,
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: then that plants the seed as well. But you're actually
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: not putting yourself at any risk of being rejected because
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: you're not asking them out. Yeah, you're up front saying
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: that they've got no show, and then if they think
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: they've got no show, they're like, well, why haven't.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: I got any show? I'll show you got to show.
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: It's me.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah I've got a show. Oh good, there to go anyway,
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: I'll bet I wouldn't.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: But the whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: Hold ikey, well there you get your mad bastards.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: It's a big show down justed for you.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Tuesday that flew by, It did really didn't it it did?
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: What do you ever for tea to like?
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Geezy? Or should we chat about that on the way
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: to the car when.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: I tell you now and you can start picturing it
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: having a curry. Oh, that's right, just broad strokes. I
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: had natchale last night that I love a natural. I
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: love a natural.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: Hey the podcast, which it's kind of war much of
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: the radio show, will we chatted about clothes? Also just stuff.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: What's the clip today?
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: This one just says greeting and it comes out at
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: seven thirty tonight along with our highlights package.
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: Just so you know everybody at home.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Keyzy always says what the name of the clippers that
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: we'll be playing for the podcast? And then Jason and
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: I squint our eyes and cast our minds back and
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: see if we can possibly remember what that's about.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: I don't know about you or what do you j
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: but I'm drawing a blank.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: I've got nothing.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, here we go. He's like, where are your mates?
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: And I was like, you'll be here in about ten minutes,
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: and Jason will be here in his second and he'll
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: walk in and he'll sigh yeah, and then I'll go,
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: what do you up to today? And he and then
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: he'll say oh this and that, casey, this and that.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Almost went off but didn't. Almost asked what he was
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: up to, walked inside, said get everyone, and then I
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: was like, what are you up to today? And he's like,
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: none of your business?
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Actually said specifically, was none of your bees wax? Did you?
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: That doesn't sound like you.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't say cool stuff like none of your bees.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Hi. Listen, it's been a pleasure bringing you the show today.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Make sure you check out the Instagram account. Give us
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: some ideas for the brew that we're gonna be releasing
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: later on with our mates at Emerson's. Check out the
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: podcasts till oh yes.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: And can I say make sure you come back tomorrow
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: for another couple of opportunities to get into our swingers Club.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: Were off to Fiji. Would love to have you with us.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you have to tune in, listen out, and
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: get ready to call eight hundred.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Hodaki good stuff feels.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: That's all, folks, We'll see later.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Bye. That's all, folks,