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WKND Rewind: We had an actual witch on this week. · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: In the eternal battle of morning show supremacy.
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  Speaker 2: We are one of them.
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  Speaker 3: It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Rich, what do you got with today's national what?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it is National Bratwurst Day. It is National Rum Day.
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  Speaker 3: It is National Roller Coaster Day. And it is National
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  Speaker 3: Tell a Joke Day. Here, I'll start. I'll start. Why
• 0:25
  Speaker 3: did the scarecrow get a raise? Why did the scarecrow
• 0:27
  Speaker 3: get a raise?
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  Speaker 4: Because, uh... 6-8-7. I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 5: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Because he was outstanding in his field. National Tell-A-Joke Day.
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  Speaker 4: National Tell-A-Joke Day. I love it. Hey, TJ, you got
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  Speaker 4: a joke?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 4: It's National Tell-A-Joke Day, TJ. Let's see what you got.
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  Speaker 7: So, what do.
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  Speaker 8: You call a snake that studies past events?
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  Speaker 3: What do you call a snake that studies past events?
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  Speaker 3: Don't know. What?
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  Speaker 8: A history.
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  Speaker 5: Historian.
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  Speaker 6: Historian.
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  Speaker 4: That's cute.
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  Speaker 9: Cute.
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  Speaker 4: That's cute, TJ.
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  Speaker 1: I like it too.
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  Speaker 4: I got one for you, TJ. When life gives you melons,
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  Speaker 4: you might be dyslexic.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, TJ. That's a good one. You know, the
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  Speaker 4: rotation of the earth.
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  Speaker 10: Melons and lemons are spelt.
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  Speaker 4: The rotation of the earth really makes my day. I
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  Speaker 4: like T.J. T.J.
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  Speaker 10: 's into it.
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  Speaker 4: Two Wi-Fi engineers got married. The reception was fantastic. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: my God.
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  Speaker 1: T.J.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man. What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
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  Speaker 11: What?
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  Speaker 4: Do these genes make me look fat? T.J.
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  Speaker 5: That's a good science one.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good science one. All right, TJ. TJ, have
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  Speaker 4: a great day. Thanks for listening, man. You do the same, guys.
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  Speaker 5: Take care.
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  Speaker 4: Eric, it's National Tell-A-Joke Day. What do you got?
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  Speaker 8: What did Mike Tyson tell Chris Hemsworth after their workout?
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  Speaker 10: What did he say?
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  Speaker 5: You're going to be Thor in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: He's got a speech impediment. Thor, you're going to be
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  Speaker 4: Thor in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: That's funny on so many levels.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man. You know, I'm afraid of elevators, so I
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  Speaker 4: take steps to avoid them. That's good, Eric. Thanks for
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  Speaker 4: calling in, man. No problem.
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  Speaker 12: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: National tell-a-joke day. You got any, Kyle?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: You do?
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  Speaker 10: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 10: Because the P is silent.
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  Speaker 6: Pterodactyl.
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  Speaker 10: Spelling jokes.
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  Speaker 3: Spelling jokes.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: I actually have a really good joke about time travel,
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  Speaker 3: but you didn't like it.
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  Speaker 4: That's stupid. That's great. That's really good. What do you got, Nick?
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys know the difference between a hippo and
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  Speaker 1: a zippo?
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  Speaker 3: No, what?
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  Speaker 1: So a hippo, you know, is a big animal, huge tusk,
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  Speaker 1: lives in the water just as fast on the land
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  Speaker 1: as it is in the sea. And a zippo is
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  Speaker 1: a little lighter.
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  Speaker 3: A little lighter.
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  Speaker 4: Kyle, do you know the difference between toilet paper and
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  Speaker 4: a shower curtain?
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  Speaker 10: What is it?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know the difference?
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  Speaker 10: I mean, I know the actual difference, but not the joke.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's a joke, so you're supposed to play along.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 4: You're killing the joke.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I know I'm not.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you are.
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  Speaker 10: I said, what is it?
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  Speaker 4: Well, so you're the one.
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  Speaker 10: What?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a
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  Speaker 4: shower curtain? And you say, no, I don't. So you're
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  Speaker 4: the one, meaning you're the one wiping your ass with
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  Speaker 4: a shower curtain. But if you say, yes, I know
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  Speaker 4: the difference, then it kills the joke. So you've got
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  Speaker 4: to call it a joke listening test. I said, what
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  Speaker 4: is it? You know, I'm skeptical of anyone who tells
• 4:04
  Speaker 4: me they do yoga every day. That's a bit of
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  Speaker 4: a stretch. Hey, how does a computer get drunk?
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  Speaker 11: How?
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  Speaker 4: It takes screenshots.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I used to be a people person until people ruined
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  Speaker 4: it for me.
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  Speaker 13: Anyway.
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  Speaker 4: There's a little.
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  Speaker 10: Bit of truth to all those jokes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that one is just a statement I feel like.
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  Speaker 4: National Tell-A-Joke Day. So feel free to call in and
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  Speaker 4: jump in and tell us jokes. You got any more, Rich?
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  Speaker 3: I am. Actually, I have a construction joke, but I'm
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  Speaker 3: still working on.
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  Speaker 4: It. 6.30, by the way, is the best time on
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  Speaker 4: a clock, hands down. The man who invented Velcro died. Rip.
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  Speaker 5: Rip.
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  Speaker 3: What do you call a Gen Z farmer?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 6: A crop top.
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  Speaker 3: I'm reading this book.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks, Kyle.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks.
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  Speaker 10: I appreciated that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm reading this book. It's about anti-gravity. It's impossible to
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  Speaker 3: put down.
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  Speaker 10: That was funny. I was just trying to make you
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  Speaker 10: feel how I felt.
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  Speaker 4: The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a Nobel Prize.
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  Speaker 3: Nobel.
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  Speaker 5: Yes. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
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  Speaker 4: All I did was take a day off. Oh, man. Anyway,
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  Speaker 4: National Tell-A-Joke Day. We'll sprinkle them in throughout the show. Hey, dummy,
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  Speaker 4: if you.
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: Get free roses, it's a trap.
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  Speaker 2: War of the Roses starts right now on John Jay
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  Speaker 2: and Rich.
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  Speaker 4: All right, it's time for War of the Roses. McKenna,
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  Speaker 4: you think someone's cheating on you. What's your story?
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  Speaker 14: So, yeah, I asked my boyfriend to unfollow this girl
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  Speaker 14: on Instagram last week, and he straight up would not
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  Speaker 14: do it. He said to me, like, that's my cousin,
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  Speaker 14: and okay, because no the hell it's not. That account
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  Speaker 14: is actually mine.
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  Speaker 6: And.
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  Speaker 13: I've had this.
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  Speaker 14: Fake Instagram since literally high school, and I use just
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  Speaker 14: some random model pictures. And to be honest, I actually
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  Speaker 14: forgot about it for years. But a few months ago,
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  Speaker 14: my boyfriend was acting super shady, so I got curious
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  Speaker 14: and was like, let's follow him and see what happens.
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  Speaker 14: And of course, he followed her back. And he started
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  Speaker 14: liking a couple of the pictures, and I was like, oh, cool.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, noted.
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  Speaker 4: Got that.
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  Speaker 14: But recently, he's been swiping up on stories with heart
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  Speaker 14: eyes and, like, being super flirty.
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  Speaker 13: Ew.
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  Speaker 14: And so now I'm, like, super suspicious, right? Like, I
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  Speaker 14: want to know if he's just being a slime ball
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  Speaker 14: online or if he would actually take it further. Like,
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  Speaker 14: is he going to try to talk to her? Like,
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  Speaker 14: what the deal is?
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Boy, it's like you're setting him up for failure and
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  Speaker 3: he's taking the bait every single time.
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  Speaker 10: Or she's putting him to the test and he's failing.
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  Speaker 3: I like that angle. Now we're the final round with
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  Speaker 3: the flowers, right? This is the last like... Well, I
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  Speaker 3: got to send them to somebody. I don't know her address.
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  Speaker 3: She's just beautiful and online. He's not going to.
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  Speaker 4: Send them to somebody he's not communicating with. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: you would know if he's communicating with the person. So,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it doesn't mean there's not another person that
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  Speaker 4: he's going to send them to, but I can't see
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  Speaker 4: him sending them to his fake cousin, your Finsta account.
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  Speaker 4: But still, either way, you've got vibes.
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  Speaker 3: And he's lying to you.
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  Speaker 4: What's your boyfriend's name?
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  Speaker 13: His name is Jack.
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  Speaker 4: The only thing, you say he's lying to you, but
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  Speaker 4: maybe he thinks, oh, you specifically said unfollow this one account.
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  Speaker 3: That's my cousin.
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  Speaker 4: Right, right.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. He's totally lying.
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  Speaker 10: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 4: He'd be like, he got it wrong. He got the
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  Speaker 4: wrong account. Maybe he's following his cousin.
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  Speaker 8: All right.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to call Jack. We're going to see who
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  Speaker 4: he sends flowers to. War of the Roses continues next
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  Speaker 4: with John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: If chaos was a radio show, you're listening to it.
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  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 4: All right, we're in the middle of War of the Roses.
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  Speaker 4: You got McKenna. She thinks her boyfriend Jack is cheating
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  Speaker 4: on her. Because of suspicious behavior, some of that is
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  Speaker 4: on Instagram. She has a fake Instagram account, and he
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  Speaker 4: followed it. She said, I want you to stop following
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  Speaker 4: this account. He said, it's my cousin. It's not her cousin.
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  Speaker 4: It's not his cousin.
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  Speaker 5: It's her.
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  Speaker 4: She posts a bunch of sexy pictures on there that
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  Speaker 4: are fake, right? McKenna, they're not you. They're fake pictures.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, no, they're not me. They're just some random super
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  Speaker 14: hot girl.
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  Speaker 4: That is so crazy. All right. We'll get them on
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  Speaker 4: the phone. See you. He sends flowers to McKenna. Hang tight.
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  Speaker 14: Thank you.
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  Speaker 16: Hello?
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  Speaker 10: Good morning. Is Jack available?
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  Speaker 8: Uh, who, yeah, who is this?
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  Speaker 4: My name is Charlie.
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  Speaker 10: I'm with a new company.
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  Speaker 17: We're called J & R Flowers, and this deal's really
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  Speaker 17: just for you, so I had to make sure it
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  Speaker 17: was really you. Um, we have this really cool social
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  Speaker 17: media campaign where you've been chosen to be one of
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  Speaker 17: our micro-influencers, and here's why this is.
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  Speaker 10: Super cool for you, Jack.
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  Speaker 17: You get to send our most romantic bouquet of roses.
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  Speaker 17: We call it, like, our pure passion bouquet. It's a
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  Speaker 17: dozen red roses. Crystal is so gorgeous. pretty much makes
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  Speaker 17: anyone soon. And you get to send it totally free
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  Speaker 17: to whoever you want really anywhere. Um, and all we're
• 9:30
  Speaker 17: kind of asking in return is that you post about
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  Speaker 17: J and R flowers so we can like get the
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  Speaker 17: word out and.
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  Speaker 10: Get a little bit of marketing.
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  Speaker 16: Uh, nah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's totally free.
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  Speaker 17: I know it's kind of like weird, but like, I'm
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  Speaker 17: not going to ask you for credit card information.
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  Speaker 10: We're not going to send you a bill.
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  Speaker 17: It's just like, I mean, even if you just like,
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  Speaker 17: like a few of our posts or maybe like repost
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  Speaker 17: them so you don't have to like make your own content.
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  Speaker 17: It's really just like, it's kind of like a word
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  Speaker 17: of mouth marketing campaign. And they're like, this is like,
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  Speaker 17: usually over a hundred dollars this bouquet so it kind
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  Speaker 17: of does make a splash it's super sexy so if
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  Speaker 17: you've got someone special in your life i would take
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  Speaker 17: advantage of this.
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  Speaker 8: Uh-huh um yeah i'm gonna have to say thanks.
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  Speaker 10: But no thanks you don't have anyone special in your
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  Speaker 10: life jack.
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  Speaker 15: Uh, no.
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  Speaker 10: No one you want to impress?
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  Speaker 8: Nah, not right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hmm, that's very sad.
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  Speaker 13: Oh, bullshit, Jack.
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  Speaker 14: Are you serious right now?
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  Speaker 12: Um, what the f * * *?
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  Speaker 18: What's going on?
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  Speaker 14: So apparently you can't think of one person to send
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  Speaker 14: flowers to, but you've got plenty of girls to send
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  Speaker 14: heart eyes to on Instagram. I call John Jay and
• 10:47
  Speaker 14: Rich because you're a piece of.
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  Speaker 19: S * * *.
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  Speaker 6: Wait.
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  Speaker 13: What are you even talking about?
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  Speaker 14: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 18: So, fine.
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  Speaker 14: Let's talk about your cousin. Who is she exactly?
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  Speaker 5: What cousin?
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  Speaker 14: What the f * * * are you talking about?
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  Speaker 14: The girl that I asked you to unfollow last week.
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  Speaker 14: You told me that she was your cousin. What's your
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  Speaker 14: cousin's name, Jack?
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  Speaker 7: I told you.
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  Speaker 8: She's like my cousin.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 13: So what is her name?
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  Speaker 5: Look, why are you interrogating me right now?
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  Speaker 8: You don't even know her.
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  Speaker 5: This makes no sense.
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  Speaker 14: Apparently you don't.
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  Speaker 9: Know her either.
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  Speaker 14: Because where does she live?
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  Speaker 8: Look, I don't know.
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  Speaker 13: She moves around.
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  Speaker 7: We're not like close, close, you know?
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  Speaker 13: Interesting.
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  Speaker 14: But you're close, close enough to be sliding up on
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  Speaker 14: her story with hard eyes? That is so f * * *
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  Speaker 14: ing gross. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 7: It's Instagram.
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  Speaker 13: I'm not doing anything.
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  Speaker 5: You're making this into something it's not.
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  Speaker 14: Jack, she's not your cousin.
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  Speaker 11: Yes, she is.
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  Speaker 13: No, she's not.
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  Speaker 14: Because it's me. The account is me.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, we're cousins. Wait, what?
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  Speaker 5: No, it's not.
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  Speaker 13: You're lying. Oh, I'm lying?
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 14: Well, you know what? Check your DMs, you f * *.
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  Speaker 3: * ing idiot.
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  Speaker 4: Like, are you DMing something right now? By the way,
• 12:23
  Speaker 4: you're on the air. That's why she called us. F * * *.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, did he see you saw it? That really says
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  Speaker 3: it all.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 20: Wait.
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  Speaker 10: Did you just DM him or something?
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  Speaker 1: Like, what'd you say?
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  Speaker 21: Uh, yeah.
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  Speaker 14: I just messaged him from that account. Every picture you liked,
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  Speaker 14: every story you reacted to, every little heart-eye emoji. That
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  Speaker 14: was me.
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  Speaker 13: McKenna, okay. But look, I never actually, like, did anything.
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  Speaker 7: I mean.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, you know what? Don't even f * * *
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  Speaker 14: ing do this because this is cheating. And I don't
• 12:57
  Speaker 14: care if you physically did anything or not. That's not
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  Speaker 14: the point. You thought she was real. And you thought
• 13:03
  Speaker 14: she was some, like, hot girl giving you attention. You
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  Speaker 14: flirted with her. And then what you're... What about not
• 13:09
  Speaker 14: sending you flowers when they're free? Right, no one's special
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  Speaker 14: in your life. Oh my God.
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  Speaker 5: McKenna, how are you going to entrap somebody? This is
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  Speaker 5: like insane.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 14: You lied to me. You said that this girl was
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  Speaker 14: your cousin this whole time and you couldn't tell me
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  Speaker 14: her name. You don't know where she lives. Now all
• 13:47
  Speaker 14: of a sudden you all aren't like close, close, but
• 13:51
  Speaker 14: you're liking everything and being such a slime ball.
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  Speaker 4: You know, what's interesting is that you're lying about the
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  Speaker 4: cousin and it's like, you really don't have a reason
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  Speaker 4: to lie because it's not like anything's happened.
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  Speaker 13: Right.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, you're being stupid.
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  Speaker 17: But the fact that you lied makes it feel more slimy.
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  Speaker 10: Like there is something.
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  Speaker 4: To me, to me, the worst part is he had
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  Speaker 4: no one to send flowers to. Like when you got
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: a girlfriend, like that hurts.
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  Speaker 3: They're free. You didn't have to pay for anything.
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  Speaker 4: Like, Hey, and I think Kyle even said a few
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  Speaker 4: different times, like, Hey, you get, these are free.
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  Speaker 22: Nope.
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  Speaker 4: Got nobody. Like that's a, that's bad, Jack. Whatever, man. Okay,
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: so McKenna, you're done with him, right? You're done.
• 14:28
  Speaker 13: Oh, I'm so done.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 14: We are completely done.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: All right. Well, you guys, that's War of the Roses
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: with John Jay and Rich.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: It's the John Jay and Rich radio program.
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  Speaker 8: Two names.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Four hosts.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: And a whole lot of fun.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: I got really into finishing Chad Powers.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, you haven't finished it yet?
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: I did last night. And I didn't realize it was
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: only six episodes. Yeah, it's such a quick watch. It's interesting,
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: the evolution of that show, because season one of Chad
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: Powers was hysterically funny. Season two was cute, but really good.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: It was more of a storyline. It was more of
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: a storyline and more of a, is he going to
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: get caught? Is he not going to get caught? This
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: love story. It was really well done, but it wasn't like,
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: ha ha, laugh out funny. But it was still like,
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: I couldn't wait for the next episode. I couldn't wait
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: for the next episode. But while I was watching it,
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: I saw that number one right now is Mormon Wives.
• 15:19
  Speaker 13: Yep.
• 15:20
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen that show yet.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: I've watched all five of them. I am finished. But Kyle,
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: there's like crazy news.
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: No, I know.
• 15:26
  Speaker 17: I'm on episode four and I've heard the news that
• 15:31
  Speaker 17: Michaela has chosen to quit.
• 15:34
  Speaker 10: For now, she says. For now.
• 15:36
  Speaker 17: And the thing is, is like she's shared a lot
• 15:38
  Speaker 17: of her story. She's had a lot of trauma in
• 15:40
  Speaker 17: her life, specifically with abuse. And she was like, there
• 15:43
  Speaker 17: is no amount of money that could make me.
• 15:48
  Speaker 10: Ignore my morals or go against my morals.
• 15:51
  Speaker 17: So for now, I can't agree to be a part
• 15:53
  Speaker 17: of this show. And I think a lot of it
• 15:54
  Speaker 17: had to do with Taylor Frankie Paul and not wanting
• 15:56
  Speaker 17: to be criticized for everything that came out and all
• 16:00
  Speaker 17: that stuff.
• 16:01
  Speaker 10: So I think she just chose.
• 16:02
  Speaker 17: I know that the cast is filming season six in
• 16:04
  Speaker 17: Italy right now.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Almost everybody on that show, I can only think of
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: maybe one or two people that doesn't have kind of
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: a greasy... story in the more you've got like wild
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: stuff to share. If you're cheating on your husband, like,
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: you know, Jesse apparently is doing, like, you get more
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: screen time. So they show your story more, the more
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: messed up you are. And every one of those people
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: needs to be in severe therapy for the most part.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: They are messed up. But it's also great to watch.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: She quit. She quit for now.
• 16:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, she said she made her decision. She said at
• 16:36
  Speaker 10: the moment, she's like, I can't be a part of this.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Was it on TV?
• 16:39
  Speaker 10: It was on her social media that she posted it.
• 16:42
  Speaker 10: So I kind of feel.
• 16:43
  Speaker 17: Like if they said, okay, you don't have to do this, this,
• 16:47
  Speaker 17: and this, she may be back.
• 16:48
  Speaker 10: I don't think it was like, I'm quitting for good.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Is it more like she's jealous of the Taylor Frankie
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Paul getting all the publicity for being negative for negative stuff?
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: So she quit her job. She quit her job. So
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: she quit her job on social media. We want to
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: get into iconic ways you quit your job. All right,
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: so 877-937-1047. I might throw some Kanye tickets in there
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: for you. And it made me think of this world-famous DJ.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: And she's only world famous because of the way she
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: quit her job. She's live on the air. Inetta the Moodsetter.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Here's what happened.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Do it to it.
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: What better song to do it to it?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: It's our net of the moveset.
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: And I told you I had a very important announcement.
• 17:38
  Speaker 14: And here it is.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: I refuse.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: I refuse to walk around and watch people on my
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: job looking over my shoulder. People lying to me. People
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: talking about me.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: It is sad. I can't take it. I'm not going
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: to take it. I don't have to take it. I'm
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: not a dummy. I know how to find another job.
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: But I refuse to walk around people. You can say
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: what you want to say about me.
• 18:06
  Speaker 23: And if you see me on the street.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: I'll let you know whatever you want to know.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: But I refuse.
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: For the last six years, I made $ 6 an hour.
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: That ain't nothing. I just got a raise after six years.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I know I'm qualified.
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: And after saying this, I don't care if I ever
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: get another job in radio, period. It does not matter
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: to me. I never will not be set in the
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: mood at BLX no more. I refuse to walk around
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: with people that speak to you. Hey, I never.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: How you doing?
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: But as soon as you walk by that bitch, I
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: will not do it to myself anymore. So if you're
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: confused about what I'm saying, listen very carefully.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: I quit this bitch on a big station.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's actually. That's how she quit her job. So
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: we want to know the iconic way you quit your job. Taj,
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: you're on the air. Good morning.
• 19:04
  Speaker 15: Hey, good morning.
• 19:06
  Speaker 24: Back when I used to live in California, I worked
• 19:09
  Speaker 24: for a place that did enterprise computers, which is where
• 19:11
  Speaker 24: you program every computer to work for the same company.
• 19:15
  Speaker 24: And my boss had told me something to do, but
• 19:17
  Speaker 24: my higher up boss had already given me an assignment.
• 19:20
  Speaker 24: So I told him no. He called me the B word.
• 19:23
  Speaker 24: So I flipped every single computer in that place onto
• 19:26
  Speaker 24: the floor and And I tried to fight him, and
• 19:28
  Speaker 24: I walked out and never looked back.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: That is iconic.
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: Dang.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: That is iconic.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: When you say you tried to fight him, what do
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: you mean? Like you went at him?
• 19:39
  Speaker 13: Oh, I did.
• 19:40
  Speaker 24: I told him to meet me outside.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. That's a challenge.
• 19:43
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: He needs to watch his mouth. Yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 24: He was like six foot something.
• 19:47
  Speaker 19: He was like big dude.
• 19:48
  Speaker 24: And yeah, he called me out. on my name.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: So it was up. Mm-hmm. 877-937-1047. I quit this bitch.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: We will get into that next with John Jane Rich.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: John Jane Rich. I quit this bitch.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Take this job.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: All right. So in the... Entertainment world, one of the
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: girls in the Mormon wives quit on social media yesterday.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: We got some Kanye tickets. We thought we want to
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: hear about the iconic way you quit your job, and
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: we'll give you Kanye tickets. Jennifer, tell us about the
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: iconic way you quit your job.
• 20:19
  Speaker 18: We had one of our, like, triage nurses who worked nights,
• 20:25
  Speaker 18: and he would always, like, kind of complain about, well,
• 20:29
  Speaker 18: I can't do this because of this reason, or I'm
• 20:32
  Speaker 18: the only guy here, so I can't do this with
• 20:34
  Speaker 18: a female patient. And so we would tell him, just
• 20:37
  Speaker 18: reach out to the supervisor, which was me, female nurse,
• 20:41
  Speaker 18: and I could come in and help you. So he
• 20:43
  Speaker 18: complained and complained and complained. And one day he sat up,
• 20:48
  Speaker 18: like literally we work in a locked facility. So like
• 20:52
  Speaker 18: he propped the doors open to where he could get
• 20:54
  Speaker 18: out and leave his keys on his desk. But the
• 20:57
  Speaker 18: iconic part about it was he turned on this video
• 21:01
  Speaker 18: on YouTube and it's been two years and people still
• 21:04
  Speaker 18: talk about this. It's called F This Job on YouTube.
• 21:08
  Speaker 18: And so it says, F this job, I quit. F
• 21:12
  Speaker 18: this job, I don't need this B word.
• 21:14
  Speaker 13: And that's the song.
• 21:15
  Speaker 18: And so people literally laugh and talk about it all
• 21:18
  Speaker 18: the time when they're like, oh my God, I'm going
• 21:19
  Speaker 18: to quit. And they're like, are you going to do
• 21:21
  Speaker 18: what so-and-so did.
• 21:22
  Speaker 13: And play the song?
• 21:23
  Speaker 18: So when his boss walked in, It was playing on repeat.
• 21:27
  Speaker 18: His keys were on the desk. His badge was on
• 21:29
  Speaker 18: the desk. I was like, oh, my God, that's awesome.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: It was literally his walkout song.
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 21:34
  Speaker 18: It was like playing on repeat over and over. And
• 21:36
  Speaker 18: we're like, did he seriously just do that?
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: I have it right here. I have the song right
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: here queued up. Just kidding. I don't.
• 21:44
  Speaker 10: That would have been perfect.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: I was going to make Rich panic.
• 21:48
  Speaker 21: I did.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: Christine, good morning. Iconic way you quit your job.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 21:53
  Speaker 19: So long story short, I opened up a kind of
• 21:56
  Speaker 19: like a hair blow dry bar in Scottsdale. And there
• 22:00
  Speaker 19: was a show that was there trying to go on
• 22:02
  Speaker 19: with like the Real Housewives of Scottsdale or something like that.
• 22:06
  Speaker 19: So all these girls were coming in. And there was
• 22:09
  Speaker 19: only like five of us there. And I kept getting
• 22:11
  Speaker 19: a call from my boyfriend. And I'm like, what is
• 22:14
  Speaker 19: going on? I'm like, I need to go answer this.
• 22:16
  Speaker 19: So I answered it. And he's like, very sick, like
• 22:20
  Speaker 19: throwing up, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. He's like, my
• 22:23
  Speaker 19: manager's going to take me to the ER. You need
• 22:26
  Speaker 19: to come there and meet me there. And I'm like, okay, okay.
• 22:28
  Speaker 19: So I go ask the manager. I'm like, hey, I
• 22:30
  Speaker 19: have to leave. Like, I don't have any choice.
• 22:32
  Speaker 15: I'm like, no, you can't.
• 22:34
  Speaker 19: And I'm like, well, this is kind of an emergency.
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: I need to.
• 22:37
  Speaker 19: I'm like, no, you can't. Skulls are way more important
• 22:40
  Speaker 19: than your boyfriend. And I'm like, oh, is that what
• 22:43
  Speaker 19: that is?
• 22:43
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 22:44
  Speaker 19: Well, come to find out he was at the ER
• 22:46
  Speaker 19: and he's like a pre-diabetic now or then. So, I'm like, no,
• 22:51
  Speaker 19: you know what? I'm sorry.
• 22:52
  Speaker 9: Don't you do hair?
• 22:53
  Speaker 19: You open this for a reason. So I think you
• 22:55
  Speaker 19: should do the Scottsdale girl's hair. And I just walked
• 22:59
  Speaker 19: out and I came back the next day and I
• 23:02
  Speaker 19: told her, I was like, hey, so do you think
• 23:04
  Speaker 19: that was really right of you to do that when
• 23:06
  Speaker 19: my boyfriend almost died? And she's like, yeah, I think
• 23:08
  Speaker 19: there's still a little bit more important than your boyfriend.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: She doubled down. I was like, wow.
• 23:14
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 23:18
  Speaker 19: I'll never tell anyone to go there or work there again.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Sounds good. Then you turned around and quit?
• 23:24
  Speaker 19: Yeah, I did quit that day when he was calling me.
• 23:27
  Speaker 19: But I went back the next day and asked to
• 23:29
  Speaker 19: tell her. Yes, I'm like, get out of here. Who
• 23:32
  Speaker 19: cares about these soft-sail girls? They never even made a
• 23:34
  Speaker 19: show anyway.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: That's right. I haven't seen that show.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Susanna, thanks for holding. Tell us about the iconic way
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: you quit your job.
• 23:40
  Speaker 22: So I used to work for a dental company. company
• 23:43
  Speaker 22: that also had a non-profit which was basically non-existent because
• 23:46
  Speaker 22: the guy I worked for was just a piece of
• 23:49
  Speaker 22: you know what and he would just take donations and
• 23:53
  Speaker 22: keep them and stuff and one time they had like
• 23:55
  Speaker 22: this big convention thing for people to go at the
• 24:00
  Speaker 22: convention center this was like eight years ago everybody would
• 24:03
  Speaker 22: go there and then you would get free stuff you
• 24:05
  Speaker 22: could get like free dental and vision and then you
• 24:07
  Speaker 22: would get good effects and stuff I don't remember the
• 24:09
  Speaker 22: name of it And the guy told me, yeah, if
• 24:11
  Speaker 22: you guys come with your mobile clinic and give stuff
• 24:14
  Speaker 22: out to people, we'll make a really big donation. I
• 24:17
  Speaker 22: told my boss about it. He was like, oh, I
• 24:19
  Speaker 22: can't afford to pay you guys to go. So I
• 24:22
  Speaker 22: convinced my whole team to go and donate our time.
• 24:24
  Speaker 22: And the company that was having us there said, we're
• 24:27
  Speaker 22: going to give you guys electric toothbrushes for coming. And
• 24:31
  Speaker 22: we'll treat you guys to lunch since you guys aren't
• 24:33
  Speaker 22: getting paid.
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: I was like, OK.
• 24:34
  Speaker 22: So I convinced my team to go.
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: It was like five of us.
• 24:37
  Speaker 24: When we got the.
• 24:37
  Speaker 22: Donation for the electric toothbrushes and stuff, he took them
• 24:40
  Speaker 22: with him to his house.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: He took all the electric toothbrushes himself?
• 24:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 22: Instead of giving them to myself and the employees, I
• 24:48
  Speaker 22: was losing it because I was their boss. They were
• 24:51
  Speaker 22: mad at me because they donated the whole day. I
• 24:56
  Speaker 22: was just, it was like the tip of the iceberg.
• 24:58
  Speaker 22: I was already mad about a lot of stuff. It
• 25:00
  Speaker 22: was like a nonprofit. I was underpaid, but you know, oh,
• 25:03
  Speaker 22: it's for the kids and blah, blah, blah. And I
• 25:04
  Speaker 22: was like, no, I'm trying to be a good person.
• 25:06
  Speaker 22: At the end, I was like, F this. So I,
• 25:09
  Speaker 22: we used to have like audits from like Mercy Care
• 25:12
  Speaker 22: and like all these places for insurance because we would
• 25:16
  Speaker 22: also take insurance apart from the nonprofit. So I scheduled
• 25:19
  Speaker 22: it on a day and I didn't tell him about it.
• 25:21
  Speaker 22: And since he really didn't know much about it, I
• 25:23
  Speaker 22: was like full time and running.
• 25:25
  Speaker 24: Everything for him.
• 25:26
  Speaker 22: I told him to meet me at the mobile on
• 25:27
  Speaker 22: the same day. And then when the lady walked in
• 25:29
  Speaker 22: and he walked in there first, the lady walked in.
• 25:32
  Speaker 22: He was like, oh, who is this? He had like
• 25:33
  Speaker 22: a big German accent.
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: He was like, who is this?
• 25:36
  Speaker 22: And I was like, oh, this is Mercy Care. And
• 25:39
  Speaker 22: F you, I quit.
• 25:41
  Speaker 20: And the lady just looked at me.
• 25:43
  Speaker 22: Like, she was, like, staring at me, like, with big eyes.
• 25:46
  Speaker 22: And I was like, yeah, bye.
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: And I was leaving.
• 25:48
  Speaker 22: She was like, so when do you go out the door?
• 25:50
  Speaker 22: I was like, yeah, I'm going out the freaking door.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: I was like, bye.
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: And I left.
• 25:55
  Speaker 22: I was really mad. And then after that, I heard
• 25:57
  Speaker 22: some stuff that they got, like, a bunch of red
• 26:00
  Speaker 22: flags because things weren't in order. Because you have to
• 26:02
  Speaker 22: prepare for an audit, you know? Like, you have to
• 26:05
  Speaker 22: be clean and do, like, a bunch of stuff. I
• 26:07
  Speaker 22: didn't do any of it. And I don't regret it.
• 26:09
  Speaker 22: And people that I tell this story to, they're like, oh,
• 26:11
  Speaker 22: but the kids. I'm like, no. He didn't give a
• 26:13
  Speaker 22: shit about the kids.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Okay, now you cuss. Now you're out. Robert, tell us
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: about the iconic way you quit your job.
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: Good morning. So it wasn't me, but back when I
• 26:24
  Speaker 8: was probably like 20 years old, I had a friend
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: that I had staying with me, and he worked at
• 26:29
  Speaker 8: a dollar store. And he didn't like the way everything
• 26:32
  Speaker 8: was going there and the way they were treating him
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: and how he was getting paid. So one day him
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: and another one of my buddies decided to go rob
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: the place.
• 26:40
  Speaker 18: Oh, my gosh.
• 26:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: They went in and they robbed it. They got away
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: with probably like $ 6, 000, but they used my friend's car and,
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: you know, they found the license plate. And the way
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: I found out, which was really weird, because at the
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: time I worked in the corrections field and I went
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: into a housing unit and there was my buddy that
• 27:01
  Speaker 8: I would let him stay with me for a couple
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: of weeks. And I was like, what happened? He was like,
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: they just weren't paying me right. And I didn't like it.
• 27:09
  Speaker 8: So I decided to go rob it and Get the
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: money out of it. And I'm like, I guess you quit, huh?
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: He's like, yeah.
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: So I was like, that's a pretty weird way to
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: try to quit a job.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: So he stole 6,000 items from the dollar store. 6,000.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: They're all a dollar.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: Pretty much.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: You filled up your apartment with stuff. All right.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Hold on, Robert. That's going to be at least most
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: of the store.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: Hey, Taj, how are you? Thanks for holding. Taj is
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: the one that started this whole thing. She quit her job,
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: flipped over all the computers, and tried to fight her
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: six-foot-four boss.
• 27:41
  Speaker 10: Big time.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Pretty iconic.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Taj, you want to go see Kanye West? Oh, my God, yes.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: All right, you win. You are our winner.
• 27:49
  Speaker 19: Yay!
• 27:49
  Speaker 11: Oh, wow.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Just don't quit.
• 27:51
  Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
• 27:51
  Speaker 24: Thank you guys so much.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: You got it, because you didn't quit. You stayed on
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: the line. You didn't quit.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: I quit this bitch.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: You're going to go see Kanye West in November. We're
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: going to set you up. Hold on the line. So
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Nick and his family were just at Disneyland and something
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: magical happened. I mean, several magical things happen, but this
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: is really different. You never know what's going to happen
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: to you at Disneyland, right? Yeah, it's really weird.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: And you talk about like the magical moments that people
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: can have at Disneyland. And we've had some in the past,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: but this last one, we took our kids and they
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: were so good all day. And like we opened the
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: park and And we're closing the park. That was the plan.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: And they're six and four years old. And as throughout
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: the day, we're like, if you guys keep this up,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: we're going to let you get two toys at the
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: end of the day. We're going to let you get
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: two toys. So we come around. We're going to the
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: stores at the end of the day. And then the
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: fireworks display is starting. And so, you know, like their
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: crowds are going crazy. And we make a right turn
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: into the store. And it's closed. I'm like, oh, that's weird.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: So they keep going down, keep going down the aisle,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: keep going down the road, street. Turns out all the
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: stores on Main Street were closed. Every single one of them.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Somebody tried to like steal like a high end item
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: and they went into lockdown mode. So all of all
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: of the stores are closed.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: My kids are not normally closed.
• 29:15
  Speaker 11: So good.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: We're supposed to get.
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: And so they're like, you know, they're not throwing fits,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: but they're upset. And my wife takes him into like
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: the hat store was the only place that was still open.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: And we go in and you could tell they're bummed.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: And a cast member came up and was like, did
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: you guys get to meet any friends today? And they're like, well, yeah.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: She's like, come with me. And around the corner. I'm
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: getting goosebumps just talking about it, was Mickey and Pluto
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: by themselves.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: My son had just been waiting for Pluto all day.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: He was like, like we had a full like 15
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: minutes to just take pictures. They got to pet Pluto
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: and play with them. And it was like the most
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: beautiful thing. I'll throw up a couple of photos because, yeah,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: it was it was it was.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Did you cry? I would have cried.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: It was a tear-jerking moment.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: For sure.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I had to leave because I was just like, oh,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: my God, this is beautiful.
• 30:13
  Speaker 19: You know what?
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: If you could put up photos, that'd be fantastic in
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: our stories because I love to see it. Especially that
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: there was no line. I mean, because it was VIP.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: And it was literally... They were just pulling you aside
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: because those cast members are so good. They're so special.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: And it's like it's the end of the day. It's
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: like almost 11 o'clock at night.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: And like, what? Mickey should be in bed by then. No,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: he's just making dreams come true.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: The next segment we're going to do is called Second
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Date Update because that's what we're going to try and get.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: And that's what the bit is called. Second Date Update
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: starts right now on John Jay and Rich.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: It's time for Second Date Update. Drake. Good morning. You're
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: on the air, man.
• 30:51
  Speaker 11: Hey, Hey, man.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Good morning.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Good morning. Tell us a little bit about your date.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: What happened? What's the story?
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: So, look, I'm confused. I thought we had a... I
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: thought the date went really good. I mean, we went out,
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: we had drinks, the vibe was there. I mean, she
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: ended up coming back to my place and things happened and,
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: you know, she stayed for a while after.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: So, I mean, I.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: I don't know. It wasn't like she immediately regretted it because,
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: like I said, she stayed the night and even stayed
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: for a little bit when we woke up. And I
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: don't know. I guess the only thing I can think
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: of is... All right, so I have an ant problem
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: in my apartment right now. And it's not like my
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: apartment's disgusting or anything. I just... Look, I've even had
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: pest control come out. It's just, I don't know. These
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: ants are relentless.
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: And.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: She definitely saw a few in my kitchen, and I
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: remember her being like, do you have, like, an ant problem?
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: And I was like, well, okay, look. And then I
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: explained the whole thing I just told you guys to her.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: And I didn't think it was, like, a big deal.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, obviously, I was embarrassed, but everything seemed fine.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: And when she left the next morning, I texted her
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: the next day. Nothing.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Called her.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: Nothing. Called her again.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Nothing.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: And at this point, I've definitely been ghosted, and I
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: just need to know if, I don't know, if she
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: stopped talking to me because of my freaking ant problem
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: in my apartment.
• 32:10
  Speaker 10: Did you guys hook up before she saw the ants
• 32:12
  Speaker 10: or after the ants?
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: After.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 32:15
  Speaker 10: So I don't think the ants are a problem.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but what if the.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Ants crawled at her when she's lying in bed? Oh, yeah.
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 17: She's like, before, this didn't bother me, but now, yeah.
• 32:23
  Speaker 17: She's got, like, ant bites everywhere.
• 32:25
  Speaker 10: They fire ants.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Drake's like, um.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: All right, well, what's her name?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Gina.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: And how'd you guys meet?
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Through the apps. Okay.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: All right, well, we'll get her on the phone. We're
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: going to find out why she's blowing you off. Is
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: it an ant problem or something else? Because you're saying
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: you guys fooled around. Like, things happen. Like, she woke
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: up in your bed, and then she's not.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Okay. That's interesting.
• 32:50
  Speaker 10: Exactly.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: All right. Yeah. All right. Well, hang tight. We'll get
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Gene on the phone. We're going to find out why
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: she's blowing you off. Second Aid Update continues next with
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: John Jay and Rich.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich. We are like a whole vibe.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: All right, we're in the middle of a second date update.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: We got Drake and Gina.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Well, Drake and Gina had a great first date. In fact,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: the chemistry was flowing. It flowed so well that she
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: stayed the night. But they made sweet, sweet love over
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: and over again, but she is freezing him out. Could
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: it be the bug infestation in his apartment? His kitchen
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: is an alien ant farm, and he can't get rid
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: of the ants. Are the bugs the reason she has
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: bugged out and is not saying hello to him anymore?
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: We're going to find him.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: All right, Drake, are you ready?
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: All right, here we go. I believe she's ready to go. Dylan,
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: she's ready to go.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: Gina?
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: Hi.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Hi. Hey, thanks for jumping on the air with us.
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: So listen, there's a guy that called us, said he
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: met this great girl, went on a date with this girl.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Everything was great. She spent the night, you know, the usual,
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: what happens when you spend the night. Anyway, she's ghosting him.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: So we thought we would call the girl and find
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: out why she's ghosting him. Here's the deal, Gina. You're
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: that girl.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Are you ghosting somebody recently?
• 34:05
  Speaker 13: Not that I can remember.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: We're talking about a guy named Drake.
• 34:09
  Speaker 23: Drake.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: Drake.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: Ah, hold on.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Let me.
• 34:16
  Speaker 13: Go through my Rolodex. Hold on.
• 34:18
  Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Your Rolodex?
• 34:21
  Speaker 10: Wait, what? How many guys? I.
• 34:24
  Speaker 13: Okay, so, no, I can't date him. I literally can't. Like,
• 34:29
  Speaker 13: he was so cool. Like, we had so much fun
• 34:31
  Speaker 13: on the date. The sex was fine.
• 34:35
  Speaker 15: Even, like, good, I guess.
• 34:36
  Speaker 13: But he.
• 34:38
  Speaker 23: Oh, my God.
• 34:39
  Speaker 13: He has a toupee. He has a toupee. And he, like,
• 34:44
  Speaker 13: takes it off at night, okay? which I didn't know that.
• 34:48
  Speaker 13: I had no idea. I was laying in his bed
• 34:52
  Speaker 13: after we did our thing, and I went to the bathroom,
• 34:55
  Speaker 13: couldn't find any toilet paper, looked inside his bathroom cabinet,
• 34:59
  Speaker 13: and when I opened the cabinet, there were literally two
• 35:03
  Speaker 13: mannequin heads with toupees on them. At first, I was like,
• 35:06
  Speaker 13: what the f * * * is that?
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: It was so creepy.
• 35:11
  Speaker 13: But it was the middle of the night. I didn't
• 35:12
  Speaker 13: say anything, so... I found toilet paper, go back to bed.
• 35:16
  Speaker 13: And then I don't know, somewhere in the middle of
• 35:20
  Speaker 13: the night, I woke up and I rolled over and
• 35:23
  Speaker 13: a literal full on jump scare because this man had
• 35:27
  Speaker 13: no hair on his head, no hair on the top
• 35:29
  Speaker 13: of his head. I was like, is this a different guy?
• 35:31
  Speaker 13: I had no idea.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: I freaked out.
• 35:34
  Speaker 13: I realized it was him, but like, I just had no,
• 35:37
  Speaker 13: I was so thrown off by the fact that like
• 35:39
  Speaker 13: we went on the date and he had hair. And
• 35:41
  Speaker 13: then I see these things in his cabinet. And then
• 35:44
  Speaker 13: I see all of a sudden him in bed with
• 35:45
  Speaker 13: no hair on. Like, I'm sorry. I just, it was
• 35:48
  Speaker 13: a completely different guy. Like, I can't go on another
• 35:51
  Speaker 13: date with him. I'm sorry. I have daddy issues. I
• 35:53
  Speaker 13: don't know, bald men. I just hightailed it out of there.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: I cannot. I cannot.
• 35:59
  Speaker 18: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Gina, seriously.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: It's Drake.
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: Gina.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: What?
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:11
  Speaker 13: Hi.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately, I heard.
• 36:18
  Speaker 9: All of that. No.
• 36:20
  Speaker 11: No, you didn't. Oh, my God.
• 36:22
  Speaker 13: I had no idea you were on the phone.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
• 36:26
  Speaker 13: Like, that came off as so mean.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean, jump scare was a little brutal.
• 36:34
  Speaker 13: I'm so sorry. You're literally so sweet. I just... I
• 36:37
  Speaker 13: don't know, the hair thing really threw me off. Like,
• 36:39
  Speaker 13: I woke up and I just, you were bald.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: Look, it's genetics. Look, I started losing my hair when I.
• 36:44
  Speaker 13: Was super young.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: I can't control that.
• 36:47
  Speaker 13: No, I get it. I get it. I know, like,
• 36:49
  Speaker 13: you can't help it, right? I know it's shallow. Like,
• 36:52
  Speaker 13: I fully take accountability for that, but I'm sorry, I can't.
• 36:56
  Speaker 13: Bald men are just a thing, dude. I have these
• 37:00
  Speaker 13: weird trauma over bald heads.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I get it, I get it.
• 37:06
  Speaker 9: I feel bad for him.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: Can I ask you something? All right. How is me
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: wearing a hairpiece any different than a girl wearing a
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: wig or extensions?
• 37:17
  Speaker 13: I mean, technically, I guess it's not.
• 37:20
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it's not.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: And you couldn't even tell me on the date? You
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: only know because you went and looked in my cabinet
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: and saw them.
• 37:27
  Speaker 13: Well, you had, like, you went from a full head
• 37:29
  Speaker 13: of hair to... to somebody's uncle at 3 a.m. I
• 37:32
  Speaker 13: wasn't prepared. I was also not prepared to see mannequins
• 37:37
  Speaker 13: underneath your cabinet in the middle of the night. That
• 37:40
  Speaker 13: was crazy.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: Why am I being punished for my genetics?
• 37:44
  Speaker 13: Look, you're so cute with your hair. I don't know.
• 37:49
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: If you liked me and liked the date and apparently...
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: The sex.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: Was good enough.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: She said fine. She said fine. She said it was fine.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: She said fine.
• 38:02
  Speaker 13: It was fine.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: But then why does finding out my biological hair suddenly
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: change everything?
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, if the sex was fine, you might as
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: well go out again.
• 38:12
  Speaker 13: It was better than, you know, what I've had in
• 38:15
  Speaker 13: the past. I mean, okay, when you say it like that,
• 38:17
  Speaker 13: I sound like such an asshole.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: Okay. Okay. All right. I'm not saying you have to
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: date me or whatever. I'm just saying ghosting me because
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: of my hair genetics kind of sucks.
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: I mean, yeah.
• 38:38
  Speaker 13: I will definitely take accountability for that part. I shouldn't
• 38:41
  Speaker 13: have ghosted you. I should have just told you. But
• 38:44
  Speaker 13: you know, maybe you could have told me before we
• 38:46
  Speaker 13: slept together.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you my opinion. I think toupees,
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's the same as extensions for women
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: and wigs.
• 38:54
  Speaker 10: It's a different vibe.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: I think toupees got kind of creepy, especially when she
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: opened up the cabinet and saw two heads.
• 39:00
  Speaker 10: She didn't notice it before, so it's a good one,
• 39:02
  Speaker 10: I guess.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm sure it's a good one. I mean, they
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: went through the whole night. I appreciate that he's confident
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: enough to take it off and go to bed. Right.
• 39:08
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: But that seems like, but I think if you're going
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: to take it off and go to bed, then you
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: should probably say somewhere on the dating app, by the way,
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: I wear a toupee. I wear a hairpiece. I think
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: they're kind of creepy looking.
• 39:19
  Speaker 10: She wasn't creeped out until she saw it off though.
• 39:22
  Speaker 22: Right.
• 39:22
  Speaker 17: It's almost like now you don't have to like date
• 39:24
  Speaker 17: someone and wonder like, are they gonna get bald as
• 39:26
  Speaker 17: you get older?
• 39:27
  Speaker 10: You already know he is and he's taking care of it.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: I knew this girl one time. She went on a
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: date with a guy, and she said when they were
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: making out, she would put her hands through his hair,
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: and he had one of those toupees. I don't know
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: if they still do anymore, but it was like a
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: snap on his skull. Like you get surgically put out
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: a skull, and she couldn't get her hand through her hair,
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: and she went like this, and it popped off. It
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, yeah. She was screaming.
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh.
• 39:52
  Speaker 20: Oh, no.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: And she did not date him again.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: That would be a very traumatizing.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: I just don't want you to have a toupee. The
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: people I've known in my life that have toupees, they
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: were always strange people. There's always something a little different
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: about them.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: It's not just the hair.
• 40:10
  Speaker 10: Drake seems perfectly fine.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know Drake.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: He's just trying to.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Look, listen.
• 40:14
  Speaker 17: Not everybody can afford the other fixes you would have
• 40:17
  Speaker 17: for that. So he's just doing, he's trying his best.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Literally, I just saw on Instagram, Drake Paul get a
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: toupee from some guy in Phoenix.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: Drake Paul?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: No, Jake Paul.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Jake Paul has a toupee?
• 40:32
  Speaker 10: Look, he's literally, I just pulled the video up on Instagram.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, this is him. That looks like him.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, but he's shaving his head.
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: He's doing a bit.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Because his hair's thinning.
• 40:40
  Speaker 10: No, they are about to put a toupee on him.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: That's what they do.
• 40:42
  Speaker 17: They do like the custom piece and then they like literally, they, yeah,
• 40:47
  Speaker 17: they glue it on.
• 40:48
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Right, right. No, I know. But what I'm saying is
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: it looks like he shaved his head to put the
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: toupee on.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: No, look at the beginning.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: His hair was so thin.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is. So he cut it all and then
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: they put the toupee on.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, look, you've already got kind of a
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: winner here in Drake, Gina. His lovemaking is okay. So
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: why not go out again?
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: It's fine.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: It's just fine.
• 41:07
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: And if you go to dinner, you know, you don't
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: have to pay.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: I'm just.
• 41:15
  Speaker 13: So embarrassed. Honestly, I don't even, I just can't, I
• 41:19
  Speaker 13: need to abort the situation. I just, I need to go.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: All right. So no second date update. So, so Drake,
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: that's the deal. She was freaked out by your toupee.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: That's why she ghosted you. It wasn't the ants in
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: the kitchen after all. Okay.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: I guess I'll just rock the ball looks.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: Live it.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, be proud.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Own it. Thanks, Drake. Thanks for calling. I'm glad we
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: got an answer for you. Gina, thanks for jumping on
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: the air with us.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: Thanks, guys.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: I think we helped.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: It's John Jay and Rich. John Jay and Rich! Number
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: one movie in the box office, Practical Magic, right? The witches,
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: the witches. And because of that show, we're going to
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: have a witch on our show. that can reverse the curse.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: That's pretty cool.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so if you've been cursed, call us at 877-937-1047
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: because we can put you on with a witch and
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: the witch can reverse the curse. Then we're going to
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: get into hexing your ex. Everything rhymes today.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: It's about time.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Hex your ex, reverse the curse. But we're going to
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: have a real witch on, like a real legitimate, what's her?
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: She's like a fifth generation witch from the, you know,
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: where the Salem witch trials, she comes from that kind
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: of lot.
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: So she can do all kinds of stuff. She is
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: a magic person.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: Christy, you there?
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: I'm here.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: So do you want us to put a hex on
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: your ex?
• 42:36
  Speaker 9: Not quite exactly my ex, but my ex career. I
• 42:40
  Speaker 9: literally walked out of my job this morning.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, right on.
• 42:43
  Speaker 10: Oh, wow.
• 42:44
  Speaker 9: I work in the print industry. I print your utility bills.
• 42:48
  Speaker 9: So think of all like the major companies in Arizona.
• 42:50
  Speaker 9: I do all the billing for them printing it. And
• 42:54
  Speaker 9: I just got fed up with the way my management
• 42:55
  Speaker 9: was handling things.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: So you just quit?
• 42:58
  Speaker 9: I walked in this morning, cleared out my locker, handed
• 43:01
  Speaker 9: them my key fob.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: And walked out. Okay, so you want us to hex?
• 43:04
  Speaker 9: You want us.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: To put a hex on that company?
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Okay, here we go. Those are evil squirrels.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Well, you don't want to mess with evil squirrels. I'll
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: tell you that right now. Evil squirrels.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Where's the hex? All right, Christy, have a great day.
• 43:26
  Speaker 9: Thanks.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening.
• 43:28
  Speaker 23: You too.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: By the way, if you want us to hex your ex,
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: call us at 877-937-1047. I'm kind of scary. Let's see.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Hello? It's John Jay and Rich. You want to put
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: a hex on your ex?
• 43:46
  Speaker 13: No, I'm good there.
• 43:47
  Speaker 25: That is quite tempting, though.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: You had a great witch's laugh, though, in the very beginning.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: That was great.
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: It's pretty strong.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: What's up, Eric? You're on the air.
• 43:59
  Speaker 12: So I was listening to you guys last week, and
• 44:02
  Speaker 12: I was listening to the post-breakup whole thing. And I
• 44:07
  Speaker 12: do have a story because I spoke to you guys
• 44:09
  Speaker 12: last November about my breakup.
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: One day he decided to take a trip for Florida.
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: He was actually going in there to live with some
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: other guy he met. He's still trying to find ways
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: to contact me, to tell me he loves me.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: It's almost like I want to talk to him and
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: give him better lying advice. Because you either lie about
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: someone dying or you lie you're going to go to
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: school there.
• 44:29
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: I think you can't do the two. Pick one. Pick one.
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: He's telling all my family members that I cheated on him,
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: but he's not telling his story.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: You need to get away from him.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's bad news.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: Far, far away.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: You know, that's toxic.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: That's bad news, Eric.
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: I went to therapy.
• 44:45
  Speaker 12: I got weight loss surgery. I started going to the gym. Um,
• 44:50
  Speaker 12: I lost already like 95 pounds. Like I'm a different person. And, uh,
• 44:57
  Speaker 12: he literally sent me a message the other day and
• 45:00
  Speaker 12: he's like, Oh my God, you look so great. Uh,
• 45:03
  Speaker 12: would you be down to grab some drinks?
• 45:05
  Speaker 16: I'm like, hell no.
• 45:07
  Speaker 17: And that was probably so satisfying.
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Eric, you want us to put a hex on your ex?
• 45:16
  Speaker 13: Oh, what?
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: You want us to put a hex on your ex?
• 45:19
  Speaker 7: No, I don't care.
• 45:21
  Speaker 12: I'm like a better person now.
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: Well, we're not.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: We want to put a hex on the X.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: What's his name, Eric? What's his name? Michael. Here we go.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Here's the hex on Michael.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Take that, Michael. All right, Eric.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Thank you for calling in, man. Thanks for listening. Thank you. Bye.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: We are going to lift your curse.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: 877-937-1047.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: That is next with The Real Witch.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: We are like a whole vibe.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: Number one movie at the box office is Practical Magic
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: 2 about witches and curses. And we actually have a
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: real witch, a very famous witch, Wendy. Wendy Mata. Wendy,
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: good morning.
• 46:09
  Speaker 15: Good morning.
• 46:10
  Speaker 13: Hello, hello.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Thank you for jumping on our radio show.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages.
• 46:20
  Speaker 25: Thank you for calling me.
• 46:22
  Speaker 16: This sounds really fun, so it's a pleasure.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, good.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: Well, we have a couple people that we do want to,
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: because we heard you could break curses and stuff, so
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: we want to get into that, but we also want
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: to talk to you about you being a witch and
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: how did that happen and what gifts do you have
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: by being a witch?
• 46:36
  Speaker 16: I believe that a lot of her problems are not
• 46:40
  Speaker 16: necessarily created by a curse. but by or patterns and actions.
• 46:45
  Speaker 16: I don't have the right statistics for this, obviously, but
• 46:48
  Speaker 16: I think that about 85% of the things that are
• 46:50
  Speaker 16: happening to us, they could be systemic or they could
• 46:53
  Speaker 16: be or thinking processes or ways and behaviors and actions.
• 46:57
  Speaker 16: So there's really a very small percentage of situations that
• 47:01
  Speaker 16: can be related to a curse. If anything, I will
• 47:04
  Speaker 16: say that we almost curse ourselves with or mindsets.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: So if you believe you're cursed, you're cursed.
• 47:09
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: If you believe you're cursed.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like what they say, people that say,
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: I never get sick, never get sick.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: How long have you been a witch?
• 47:16
  Speaker 16: I have been a witch my entire life. I was
• 47:18
  Speaker 16: born from a family of witches and healers from Mexico,
• 47:22
  Speaker 16: so I actually don't know how to live life any
• 47:25
  Speaker 16: other way.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: What part of Mexico?
• 47:28
  Speaker 16: I'm from a small town called Reynosa, Tamaulipas, which is
• 47:31
  Speaker 16: about 20 minutes from the border with McAllen, Texas.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: Oh my God, we're all in McAllen, Texas.
• 47:36
  Speaker 22: Yes.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: We were just there for the parade last December.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: The parade of witches.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were in the parade.
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 47:43
  Speaker 16: Oh, such a small world.
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: Well, so how about this, Ruka? Then if you're a
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Mexican witch, you can tell us, is La Llorona real? Yes.
• 47:52
  Speaker 11: No.
• 47:53
  Speaker 16: Absolutely.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Dang.
• 47:55
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 47:57
  Speaker 16: I had a, how can I call it, very creepy
• 48:00
  Speaker 16: yet very illuminating experience with La Llorona when I was
• 48:04
  Speaker 16: seven years old. In a rancho that I went with
• 48:07
  Speaker 16: my family, and I clearly remember the screams and the crying.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 48:12
  Speaker 16: I'm feeling this coldness from my inside out. It's the
• 48:15
  Speaker 16: level of coldness that you cannot explain.
• 48:17
  Speaker 13: Oh, absolutely.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: Sarah, you have a curse? You have something going on
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: in your life?
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Now ride the witch's broom.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: Ride the witch's broom.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Ride the witch's broom.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Ride the witch's broom.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Tell us a little bit about your scene for when
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: he can help you.
• 48:34
  Speaker 21: I actually just lost my sister a month ago, and
• 48:37
  Speaker 21: we were not on good speaking terms. And when I
• 48:40
  Speaker 21: found out she was close to passing, I tried to
• 48:42
  Speaker 21: reach out to her, and she did not respond back.
• 48:45
  Speaker 21: And ever since then, like, life has just been, like,
• 48:48
  Speaker 21: been super hard and kicking me in the face. And
• 48:51
  Speaker 21: I'm like, you know what? She probably just sent me
• 48:53
  Speaker 21: some bad juju. She probably was like, F that girl.
• 48:55
  Speaker 21: And then when she passed, I think it just kind
• 48:58
  Speaker 21: of carried over, so.
• 49:00
  Speaker 16: So you believe that you got some bad juju.
• 49:02
  Speaker 13: From your sister or just in general?
• 49:04
  Speaker 21: From my sister. I think she was, yeah, she was
• 49:07
  Speaker 21: not happy and she was not happy with me. So
• 49:10
  Speaker 21: I think before she, I think maybe me reaching out
• 49:12
  Speaker 21: to her, she kind of was like, you know, what
• 49:15
  Speaker 21: was the point?
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: Makes sense.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Some people want to bless their family before they go
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: to the other side. Your sister just left you one
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: little like, gotcha.
• 49:25
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 49:26
  Speaker 24: That's how I feel like, yes.
• 49:28
  Speaker 16: One of the things that I will recommend is, I
• 49:31
  Speaker 16: don't know if you are familiar with ancestral work, which is,
• 49:35
  Speaker 16: the people in our family or that we feel like
• 49:39
  Speaker 16: our family that pass. So those become our ancestors. And
• 49:42
  Speaker 16: sometimes our ancestors can be, yes, sending us some of
• 49:45
  Speaker 16: the love and some of the blessings, and they can
• 49:47
  Speaker 16: also be sending some negativity because they are just detaching
• 49:52
  Speaker 16: from the human experience. So my first recommendation will be
• 49:55
  Speaker 16: to light a white candle to your sister and to
• 49:58
  Speaker 16: release her to whatever you believe in. If you believe
• 50:00
  Speaker 16: in God, release her to God and the heavens. If
• 50:03
  Speaker 16: you believe in nature, release.
• 50:04
  Speaker 13: Her to nature.
• 50:05
  Speaker 14: If you believe on the earth, release her.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: To the earth.
• 50:08
  Speaker 16: Just kind of like an honoring because when a soul passes,
• 50:11
  Speaker 16: they go through a lot of distress. There's four different
• 50:14
  Speaker 16: phases of the passing of a soul. So she may
• 50:18
  Speaker 16: still be on a space where she's still recapitulating the
• 50:21
  Speaker 16: human experience, which is when we are trying to figure
• 50:24
  Speaker 16: out if our actions, we are good or bad for
• 50:28
  Speaker 16: the collective, for our family, and for ourselves. So lighting
• 50:31
  Speaker 16: a candle to her, just kind of guiding her, hey,
• 50:34
  Speaker 16: here's some light so that it helps you with your process,
• 50:37
  Speaker 16: that itself is going to be bringing a lot of balance.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: Okay. Hey, Wendy.
• 50:41
  Speaker 20: Does that make sense?
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: It makes perfect sense to me. And I think, Sarah,
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: that's great advice. Wendy, does that work for everybody? Can
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: everybody do that?
• 50:48
  Speaker 16: Anybody can do that. So this kind of cleansing works
• 50:51
  Speaker 16: for pretty much anything. We don't want to use the element.
• 50:56
  Speaker 16: We want to collaborate with them. So we want to
• 50:58
  Speaker 16: ask for permission. And honoring our ancestors is always a
• 51:02
  Speaker 16: wonderful practice to reconnect to our own essence and the
• 51:06
  Speaker 16: family line.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: If there's a curse on our show, can you get
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: rid of it?
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: I think there is. How can you not be sure?
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: How are you not sure that there's a curse on
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: our show? I just didn't want to say that.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: I just thought maybe you should kind of throw a little.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Do I need to go over a list of our curses?
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: Light a candle, stand up, stomp your feet, light a match.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: Can you put a positive curse on us?
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: A blessing?
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: A blessing.
• 51:31
  Speaker 16: Why do you think you have a curse in your show?
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Listen to us. You listened to the last hour? You know,
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I just kind of sometimes feel that way.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: There's somebody out to get us, I know that.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, somebody's got a John Jay and Rich voodoo doll
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: they're stabbing.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: We have them in the other room.
• 51:49
  Speaker 10: Nick's like, oh, sorry about that.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: Come on, Wendy.
• 51:55
  Speaker 16: Well, as you guys are in the public, and that
• 51:58
  Speaker 16: means that not 100% of the people wishes the right vibes.
• 52:02
  Speaker 13: So there is always a possibility.
• 52:04
  Speaker 16: But one of the things that I actually like to
• 52:05
  Speaker 16: do for myself, it's transmutation. So if somebody is sending
• 52:09
  Speaker 16: something negative, whether it's on purpose or by accident, I
• 52:14
  Speaker 16: like to work a lot with fire. So I do
• 52:17
  Speaker 16: a transmutation spell. So that whatever it is that is
• 52:21
  Speaker 16: coming my way, it transmutes to specific energies. So you
• 52:24
  Speaker 16: guys that have access to so many energies because you
• 52:27
  Speaker 16: work with so much people, you could do something like that.
• 52:30
  Speaker 16: You could bring whatever energy is and you can decide
• 52:33
  Speaker 16: what you want it to. If you want a bigger,
• 52:36
  Speaker 16: broader audience, you can transmute it into that. If you
• 52:39
  Speaker 16: want joy, you can transmute it into that. If you
• 52:42
  Speaker 16: want whatever it is that you want to create, love
• 52:44
  Speaker 16: or serving the world.
• 52:45
  Speaker 15: In a different way, that energy that.
• 52:48
  Speaker 16: Is being sent your way can always be used for
• 52:50
  Speaker 16: something else.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: So you can take the curse and change it and
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: make it positive.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Do you ever make it to Phoenix? I think it'd
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: be great to have you in our studio sometime.
• 52:58
  Speaker 13: I would love that.
• 52:58
  Speaker 16: I have actually been in Phoenix a couple of times.
• 53:00
  Speaker 16: One of the companies that I used to work for
• 53:02
  Speaker 16: had a supplier in Phoenix, and I used to go
• 53:04
  Speaker 16: to Phoenix for that.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: Do you have another job besides being a witch?
• 53:08
  Speaker 16: No, but I was in cybersecurity and digital forensics for
• 53:10
  Speaker 16: 20 years.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: And a witch?
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: Holy.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: That's too much power. That's too much power for one person.
• 53:20
  Speaker 16: That means that you can use your magic to get
• 53:21
  Speaker 16: a really good job.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: Well, anyway, Wendy, we're really grateful you jumped on there
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: with us. You know, you are a happy good witch.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: I can tell you're a good witch. You're good people.
• 53:31
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: You're my favorite brouhaha.
• 53:34
  Speaker 25: How many do you know?
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Well, just you.
• 53:37
  Speaker 25: Oh, you're my best friend.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: How many friends do you have?
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: My tia Malou, she used to, I remember I'd go
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: knock on the bathroom door, and she'd be in the bathroom.
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: We only had one bathroom when I was a kid,
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: and she'd stay over, and I'd knock on the door,
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: and she would do a witch's cackle and scare the
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: hell out of me. Do you do a witch's cackle, Wendy?
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, well, we got to hear that.
• 54:00
  Speaker 25: Well, I think my laughter is a cackle. I think
• 54:03
  Speaker 25: a lot of witches that are living a really good life,
• 54:05
  Speaker 25: they have the cackle because we are very free people.
• 54:08
  Speaker 25: We live life in our terms as much as we can.
• 54:12
  Speaker 25: And that itself brings us a lot of joy and
• 54:15
  Speaker 25: a lot of freedom.
• 54:15
  Speaker 20: So I think every.
• 54:16
  Speaker 16: Witch that is laughing that has a good life has
• 54:19
  Speaker 16: a cackle.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Good. Well, thank you, Wendy. We hope to have you
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: back on our show sometime. Thank you so much for
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: taking the time out.
• 54:25
  Speaker 16: Thank you. Have a wonderful day.
• 54:26
  Speaker 13: You too.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: See, that's all. I'll get you, my pretty, and your little.
• 54:31
  Speaker 19: Dog, too.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: That's not a good witch. That's a scary witch.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: It's a great laugh, though.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: Justice for Elphaba. Wendy's a great witch. A happy witch.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: I feel good talking to Wendy.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man. She lifted the curse. Watch good things happen now.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: John Jay and Rich.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: It would have been nice to know.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: It would have been nice to know.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: Before you got in this relationship, like a bomb was
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: dropped on you. Sarah.
• 54:54
  Speaker 20: Good morning.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: Good morning. We got some Kanye tickets for this, Sarah.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: What's your story?
• 54:58
  Speaker 20: So it would have been nice to know that my
• 55:01
  Speaker 20: ex had spent time in prison for illegitimate enterprises and
• 55:05
  Speaker 20: conspiracies before he manipulated me into his schemes.
• 55:09
  Speaker 13: That would have been nice to know.
• 55:11
  Speaker 10: That would have been nice.
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: Come on.
• 55:13
  Speaker 26: Hold on.
• 55:13
  Speaker 10: My microphone's not working. That would have been nice to know.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: That would have been nice. He manipulated you. So he
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: got you in the stuff that got him in trouble?
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: He did.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Like what'd you do?
• 55:25
  Speaker 25: He had all kinds of fake businesses.
• 55:27
  Speaker 20: So he presented himself as like this legitimate businessman and
• 55:30
  Speaker 20: he had all of these businesses and he sold cars
• 55:34
  Speaker 20: and he did all this stuff. So I was helping
• 55:35
  Speaker 20: him do all of his books, do all of this stuff.
• 55:38
  Speaker 20: Come to find out he's just taking all this money
• 55:40
  Speaker 20: from people and flipping it into other things and never
• 55:43
  Speaker 20: fulfilling his responsibilities with everybody else. So they would call
• 55:46
  Speaker 20: me and be like, Hey, I bought this from him.
• 55:48
  Speaker 20: And I'm like, I have no idea what is going on.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: Okay. So you were working for him legitimately, but he
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: was doing bad things.
• 55:55
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 55:55
  Speaker 20: I don't know if working is the right word because
• 55:57
  Speaker 20: I never got anything out of it.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: I guess neither did the customers. But I mean, if
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: he'd worked that hard on that, he could have just
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: been a legit businessman and done fine. Sounds like he
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: was hustling.
• 56:07
  Speaker 23: Right.
• 56:07
  Speaker 20: But then he gave me a fake name. Everything was fake.
• 56:10
  Speaker 20: So I didn't know this until like 10 months later
• 56:13
  Speaker 20: when I started snooping around and I was like, wait
• 56:15
  Speaker 20: a minute.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, wait a second.
• 56:17
  Speaker 20: You're not who you say you are.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: For 10 minutes, for 10 months, you called him a
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: different name than his real name he gave you?
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: So what was the name you were calling him?
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: Michael.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: And what's his real name?
• 56:27
  Speaker 15: Charles.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: Did he say, you said he gave you a fake name?
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: What was your fake name?
• 56:35
  Speaker 20: Well, when I would talk to the people, he would
• 56:36
  Speaker 20: always tell them, your name is Megan.
• 56:39
  Speaker 24: And I was like, well, that's weird, but okay.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Okay, Sarah, hold on a line. That's a good one.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: That's a good one.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: Ariel, what's a relationship bomb, by the way? What's a
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: relationship bomb that happened to you? It would have been
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: nice to know.
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: Good morning.
• 56:53
  Speaker 23: It would have been nice to know. I was married
• 56:56
  Speaker 23: and it didn't work out. And I was separated. And
• 57:00
  Speaker 23: right at the beginning of our separation, so we share
• 57:02
  Speaker 23: a child together. And right at the beginning of our separation,
• 57:07
  Speaker 23: obviously he moved out. And I was trying to coordinate like, hey,
• 57:12
  Speaker 23: we need to coordinate picking up and dropping off of
• 57:16
  Speaker 23: like our son. And he's like, oh, by the way,
• 57:19
  Speaker 23: I moved to Hawaii.
• 57:21
  Speaker 13: I was like, that would be nice to know.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: He just packed up and left. It's going to be
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: hard to pick up the kids on a Wednesday.
• 57:30
  Speaker 10: He's trying to co-parent. No, you moved to a whole
• 57:33
  Speaker 10: different state.
• 57:34
  Speaker 23: He wanted to do 50-50 custody from Hawaii and Arizona.
• 57:38
  Speaker 23: I'm like, that doesn't really work.
• 57:40
  Speaker 12: That's a banana.
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's a good one, Ariel. Brittany was like, whoa,
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: I got the best one ever. What do you got, Brittany?
• 57:48
  Speaker 11: Okay, so.
• 57:49
  Speaker 26: I fell in love with a guy, and we had
• 57:52
  Speaker 26: a great romance, and he had four kids from a
• 57:56
  Speaker 26: previous relationship, his ex-wife, and I was super involved in
• 58:00
  Speaker 26: their life.
• 58:00
  Speaker 18: And, I mean, we.
• 58:02
  Speaker 26: Had them four to five days a week in our home.
• 58:05
  Speaker 26: Everything was great. Me and the ex-wife got along great, everything.
• 58:09
  Speaker 26: Right before our wedding, I was looking at some paperwork
• 58:13
  Speaker 26: inside our house while he was at work, and I found...
• 58:17
  Speaker 26: Five Social Security numbers, not four. So it would have
• 58:22
  Speaker 26: been nice to know you had another child out there.
• 58:26
  Speaker 26: And it turns out that child lived right down the
• 58:29
  Speaker 26: street from where we were at.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: What?
• 58:33
  Speaker 26: So, but then it gets worse. So we obviously in
• 58:37
  Speaker 26: our separate ways and, you know, we called the wedding
• 58:40
  Speaker 26: off and everything else. Well, I thought later on in life,
• 58:43
  Speaker 26: like 10 years now that maybe I missed out on
• 58:47
  Speaker 26: something that could have been great. And maybe that was
• 58:49
  Speaker 26: just this one thing that was bad. So I actually
• 58:52
  Speaker 26: looked him up and found them and we got like
• 58:56
  Speaker 26: talking and everything. And we went out to dinner and
• 58:59
  Speaker 26: started kind of dating again. So six months into us
• 59:03
  Speaker 26: dating again, he's like, by the way, I need to.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: Tell you something.
• 59:08
  Speaker 14: And I'm like, oh.
• 59:10
  Speaker 26: Oh, it's not going to be as bad as me
• 59:11
  Speaker 26: finding the social security number, is it? And I was
• 59:15
  Speaker 26: kind of joking. And he was like, oh, yeah, about that.
• 59:19
  Speaker 26: And I was like, you've got to be kidding me.
• 59:21
  Speaker 26: He's like, so I didn't exactly have another kid. I
• 59:26
  Speaker 26: actually had two other kids. So at the same time
• 59:31
  Speaker 26: that his ex-wife was pregnant with their first child, he
• 59:34
  Speaker 26: had two other women pregnant, too. So his first child,
• 59:38
  Speaker 26: he had three women pregnant at the same time. So
• 59:41
  Speaker 26: he actually not only had another daughter that I didn't know,
• 59:44
  Speaker 26: he had a son that I didn't know either.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: Was that a deal breaker? Did you stay with him?
• 59:50
  Speaker 26: Oh, my gosh. He lied to me the first time.
• 59:52
  Speaker 26: And you think we're getting back together? This would be
• 59:55
  Speaker 26: something you tell me right at the beginning. But he
• 59:58
  Speaker 26: waited another six months to tell me there's another.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 9: Kid out there.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: I think he was probably trying to get you pregnant too.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: Did it not work? Did you have a kid with him?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 26: No, I don't have any kids with them.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Touched a bullet.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: Sounds like that's what he's trying to do.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 26: No, it's, I actually, he went with me. I had
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 26: cancer at the time when we got together. And I
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 26: thought when I had it, cause I couldn't have any
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 26: kids that what a great daddy was.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 16: He was so.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 9: Good with his kids.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, got a lot of experience.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 9: Top notch.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 26: Top notch father. And that's what me one of the
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 26: things that made me fall in love with him. And
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 26: then not only that, but I was just these kids
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 26: are just amazing. You know, they just love their dad
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 26: and everything. But to find out that he got to play,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 26: he paid, he like played like, oh, I'll deal with
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 26: these kids, but I won't deal with these kids. You
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 26: know what I'm saying?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 15: That's not right.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 26: You don't get to pick and choose.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes the kids get annoyed. Yeah, we all have
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: our favorites.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 13: They're terrible. That's true.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 14: Some of the kids are just nicer to you.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 26: And we never saw her.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: That's what's bad about it.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, Brittany, that's a good one. Hold on. Hold on
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: a second. Okay, we got to give some Kanye tickets away.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: Who would you give them to? Well, you got Sarah there.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: What was Sarah's story?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: That was good.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 10: The prison scammer.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, come on. That's so good. Sarah, I forgot. Are
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: you the prison scammer?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: Yes, sir.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 12: Oh, okay.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Or Megan. You can call her whatever you want.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: So you want to go see Kanye West?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 20: I sure do.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: You got him. Congratulations.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 25: Enjoy.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 22: Thank you.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: So being scammed and manipulated by a guy ended up
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: turning out okay. Just don't take him to Kanye with you.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 20: Oh, no, he's gone.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: We never asked her if she was still with him. Remember?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: So at least he's gone.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: That's good.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 15: He's gone.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: All right. Thank you, Sarah. Hold on the line.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you found us.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: But I'm so thankful that you did.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: Hi, Vicki. Good morning. You're on the air. How are you?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: Thanks for holding.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Hi.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 15: Good morning.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: I'm good. How are you?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: What's going on?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 15: Well, so I've been dating this guy about eight months now.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 15: And I am at his apartment constantly, but he has
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 15: this roommate named Sam who I've literally never met because
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 15: apparently he works nights or fine, whatever, something. But then
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 15: last week, I'm over there alone, and this, like, drop-dead
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 15: gorgeous woman walks in, looks at me sitting on the
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 15: couch and goes, oh, you must be the girlfriend. Guys,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 15: Sam is Samantha. I did not know that. And Samantha
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 15: is not just his roommate. Samantha is his ex-wife.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 10: Absolutely not.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: There's a couple levels of layers.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 15: So they got divorced three years ago, but I guess
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 15: they couldn't, like, afford to get, like, a place on
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 15: their own, so they decided to just, like, I guess, like,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 15: stay roommates. I don't know. They have, like, separate bedrooms,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 15: allegedly separate lives, and no hooking up or whatever. He says, like,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 15: they're basically brother and sister now, which, to me, makes
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 15: me feel, like, worse.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 19: Actually, somehow.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 15: I don't know.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: It's weird.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 15: Um, but here's the crazy part. She was actually like
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 15: so nice to me. And I don't know. He said
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 15: he didn't tell me cause he said it would make
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 15: it worse. But like, baby, listen, like you can't, you
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 15: live with your former wife.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 26: Like it came weird.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 20: Like, hello.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 11: Like I'm going to make it weird.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 15: I'm, I don't think I can make it weirder than this.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: Um, that's right. She said it right. It came weird.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it did.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 11: It did.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 15: And, I really do love him, but I don't know, like,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 15: how am I supposed to just, like, trust that this is, like,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 15: genuinely platonic?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: Like, for real?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, they just introduced a whole lot of baggage
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: into your world.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 10: I would feel like Sam, a.k.a.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 17: Samantha's reaction when I walk in, like, oh, you're the girlfriend, like,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 17: to me would be, like, give me a little bit
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 17: more peace of mind because if she came in and
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 17: was like, who are you?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 23: You know, then I would probably be like, okay, maybe.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 24: But like.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 15: That's a good point.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Yes. Yes, totally.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 10: But it's kind of like, is it a little condescending? Oh,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 10: you're the girlfriend.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 10: I guess it depends how she said it. It depends
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 10: how she said it.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: How did she say it? Well, you said something that
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: I have to follow up on. So you said, I
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: love him. Like, do you really love him?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 8: I do.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 15: I really do. Like, he's pretty special, but I mean,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 15: this is a lot to take in that I was
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 15: not expecting.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: Okay. So you love him. But now you find out
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: that his roommate is his beautiful ex-wife. Is that a
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: deal breaker or can you live with it?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 11: I mean, it would have been nice to know that
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 11: Sam was Samantha and his ex-wife. And, you know, that's
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 11: eight months, long time to not know that stuff.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 15: I don't think it's a deal breaker, but I don't
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 15: think I feel very comfortable with it.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: You know what you just remind me of? You just
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: gave me an idea of, like, if we were to
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: make this a segment and we've got, like, Kanye tickets online.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: Like, the way she just said, it would have been
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: nice to know.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: There you go. That's what we call it. It would
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: have been nice to know.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: It would have been.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: Nice to know.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: Before I got too involved with this person.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: It would have been nice to know.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, here's what I think is the win, that you
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: said she was beautiful, too. That means that.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 15: Oh, my God. Like, I'm talking, like, she could be
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 15: on the cover of a magazine.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 21: Like, my.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 15: She has good taste.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 8: He chose you.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 15: Okay, I'll take that.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: Because he chose you.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 15: That's nice.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: It's the new version. I think that's great, too. All
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: these are okay.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: Would have been nice to know.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 15: That definitely makes me feel a lot better. Thank you
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 15: for that. I didn't think of that. I was like, oh,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 15: my God, she's so pretty. Why is he with me?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: I see you sitting on the edge of the bed
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: talking to him, and there's this beautiful woman out in
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: the living room, and you're like, you know... Yeah, no,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: she's great. Would have been nice to know that you are,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: that's your ex-wife. I'm fine.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: I'm fine.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 21: I'm fine.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: When you call into our show, make sure you use
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: that phrase just like this. Would have been nice to know.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: When you describe it.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: Vicki, thanks for calling in.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 11: Thank you.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 15: Thanks so much. I feel a lot better now. Thanks guys.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: We got Kanye tickets on the line. Tell us that
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: like what you're in a relationship and a bomb is dropped.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: Would have been nice to know. Would have been nice
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: to know. Jessica, we want to hear from you. We
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: got Kanye West tickets on the line. What's your story?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 15: So I found out that my boyfriend's mom is in
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 15: a group chat with all of her sisters. So like
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 15: his aunts and like all the girls in the family
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 15: where they rate all my outfits and discuss like whether
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 15: I'm wife material. Like it's real weird, but I'll tell
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 15: you the way I found out is my boyfriend is
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 15: also in the group chat. Isn't that fun?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 10: Is he participating? He's also rating your outfits to see
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 10: if you're marriage material?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 13: Okay, good.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 10: He's just like a fly on the wall. He's like
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 10: harding the ants that he agrees with. They're like, we
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 10: just put you on here so you know.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 20: But still.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: How are you doing so far in the ratings? Do
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: they like your outfits?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 15: I mean, I'm just like averaging a three out of five,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 15: I think.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: It's not bad.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 10: Oh, that's not great.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: It's average. So what would have been nice to know
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: doesn't fit here, does it? Would have been nice to know?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: Like he's not going to go like, hey, I'm going
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: to take out the dinner. By the way, from now on,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: my whole family is going to rate your outfits. They're
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: not going.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: To say that to me.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 10: They're not going to say, but that is, yeah, one
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 10: that is dropped.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: But I mean, they are rating her to see if
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: she's wifey material.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 10: This one's kind of like not nice to know.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: Is it a deal breaker or can you live with it?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 15: I don't know.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: Well, we're going to need you to make a decision.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 10: We're debating.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: Do they like your outfits? Are you marriage material? So
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: what's the result?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: She said three out of five.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 15: I just think it's weird for them to be talking
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 15: about me.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: You think that you're going to be dating somebody and
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: the family's not going to talk about you? They have to.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: That's what you do.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 15: But it's like, so is overt the right word? Like
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 15: it's just so out in the open like that.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: So I don't know.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 15: It's weird to see it in writing.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: Well, then maybe you need to get together with your
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: uncles and find out if this guy's husband material will
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: start writing his outfits.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 13: That is so creepy.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: All right, Jessica, thanks for calling in.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 15: Thanks.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: 877-937-1047.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: You're in a relationship, okay? A month, a year, 10 years.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: You found something out. Would have been nice to know
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: beforehand what was the bomb that was dropped. More of
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: your calls next with John Jane Rich.
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