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Payton still feels 18! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: There's a new ad from Columbia Sportswear. The CEO of
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  Speaker 1: the company's name's Tim Boyle. He's like he's going to
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  Speaker 1: give his company away to somebody. He's going to give
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  Speaker 1: the whole company away to one person like Willie Wonka.
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  Speaker 1: You got to do one thing to get the company.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Tim Boil, I'm the CEO here at Columbia Sportswear.
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  Speaker 2: And this message just for flat earthers. You guys claim
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  Speaker 2: there's an.
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  Speaker 1: End to the earth.
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  Speaker 2: We'll just go snap a picture, send it to us,
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  Speaker 2: and you get the assets of the company, all of it.
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  Speaker 2: No paperwork, no lawyers, no catches.
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  Speaker 1: Some paperwork.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, we're giving you all this, this and all of that.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, flat earthers, do me a favor. You're going to
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  Speaker 1: the edge of the earth where Columbia. You'll need it,
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  Speaker 1: all right, small tasks. I'd go to the Grand Cane.
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  Speaker 1: You take a picture and go this is it the
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  Speaker 1: end of the earth? How many photos shot?
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  Speaker 3: Pictures?
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  Speaker 4: Totally?
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  Speaker 1: But I wonder what is there something going on right
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  Speaker 1: now with the flat earther I mean there has been
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  Speaker 1: for years, but is there like a resurgence right now?
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot I don't know, the kind of debunked,
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  Speaker 1: but there's still people who swear it's true. You know, but.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe he just got into that rabbit hole, right, Like
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  Speaker 4: do you think there were in a meeting.
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  Speaker 1: We need to get people to stop talking about Patagonia
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  Speaker 1: and we need to start like we need to talk
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  Speaker 1: about us. Let's do this. We'll give away the company
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  Speaker 1: daty flat earthers, Like I just I've heard about the
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  Speaker 1: flat earthers, but it's not like there's well, there's been
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  Speaker 1: a new things. He just got into the rabbit.
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  Speaker 4: A new thing about Antarctica being an ice wall and
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  Speaker 4: once you go beyond the ice wall, that's kind of
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  Speaker 4: where everything drops off.
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  Speaker 1: But that's not a news.
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  Speaker 4: That's not really new, but it's been it's been kind
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  Speaker 4: of like jumping up a little bit on the the algorithm,
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  Speaker 4: I guess, but maybe he's new to that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean it got us talking, so
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  Speaker 1: it worked. Yeah, Oh look something saying post belone gives
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  Speaker 1: me the ick. When he sings, he sounds like a
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  Speaker 1: sheep and it looks like he's smell like the inside
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  Speaker 1: of the sweaty hat. Yeah that's good. Okay, So Peyton,
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  Speaker 1: let's go, so aha, you've been on the show for
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  Speaker 1: up five years and.
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  Speaker 4: You are hold now, I'm twenty seven, okay, And so
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  Speaker 4: what happened.
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  Speaker 3: A day that I've been dreading, like since my high
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  Speaker 3: school graduation happened. I got on Facebook and I got
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  Speaker 3: a notification that I got invited to join the group
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  Speaker 3: for my ten year high school reunion.
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  Speaker 4: And why are you saying?
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  Speaker 1: Like what bothers you about that?
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  Speaker 3: Well, for one, I don't really feel like I graduated
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  Speaker 3: ten years ago, Like I still feel like I'm eighteen,
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  Speaker 3: like I really do, Like I don't feel like high
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  Speaker 3: school was ten years ago.
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  Speaker 1: That should never change for you.
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  Speaker 4: Ever, I shouldn't, I hope not.
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  Speaker 3: And maybe it's because, I mean, I coached high school
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  Speaker 3: girls basketball, so maybe I'm just immersed around the high
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  Speaker 3: school or still I feel like I haven't really like
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  Speaker 3: grown up that much. But also I've been stalking the
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  Speaker 3: people that I've gone to high school with for the
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  Speaker 3: last ten years. I don't feel like I need a reunion.
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  Speaker 3: I know what they're all doing, they're all married, they're
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  Speaker 3: all living in different states with their families. But it's
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  Speaker 3: actually kind of funny because the group that I hung
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  Speaker 3: out with in high school. Didn't really go to my
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  Speaker 3: high school. Like I hung out with a lot of
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  Speaker 3: kids that went to Chandler, that went to Highland. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't really hang out with a lot of kids that
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  Speaker 3: went to Hamilton, which is where I went. But one
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  Speaker 3: of my best friends, Haley, she graduated with me. We're
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  Speaker 3: still super close. She's gonna be in my wedding, She's
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  Speaker 3: one of my bridesmaids. And I texted her and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh my gosh, it's happening. And I thought
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  Speaker 3: she was gonna have the same kind of dread as me,
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  Speaker 3: but she is like so excited about this, and we
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  Speaker 3: are on total polar different opposite sides of it. And
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  Speaker 3: we're all in a little group chat. It's my friend
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  Speaker 3: Haley and it's her girlfriend Boston, and they're so excited
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  Speaker 3: to go to this reunion, and me and Kadeem are
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  Speaker 3: just like.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, you don't have to go if you really don't
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  Speaker 1: want it.
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  Speaker 3: But I want to go because I want to see
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  Speaker 3: what everyone else is.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody died, anybody died?
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  Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, there has been a yeah, one girl, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I know. I think there's three girls. But one girl
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  Speaker 3: that I was friends with, Audrey Dillard. She had passed
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  Speaker 3: away in a car accident. Yes, heartbreaking. So actually I
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  Speaker 3: found pictures of her from when we were in high school,
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  Speaker 3: and like I added it to the little group because
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  Speaker 3: they were gonna do like a little honor thing. But
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  Speaker 3: I'm just excited because I'm happy that my friend Haley's
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  Speaker 3: girlfriend Boston is one of my fiance Kadem's favorite people,
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  Speaker 3: because we'll actually have a good time.
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  Speaker 4: Tell me why you're dreading It seems like you're like
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  Speaker 4: on top of the world. You're in your prime.
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  Speaker 3: You don't feel like I like, like I said, I
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  Speaker 3: have been stalking them for the last ten years, all
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  Speaker 3: of them.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go back to reunion. You're gonna be wearing your
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  Speaker 1: leather jacket you got at the thrift shop, and you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna wear black sunglasses. Inside You're gonna all, oh, you guys,
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  Speaker 1: radio's up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good time to be like, even though
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  Speaker 4: you've been stucking, you don't want to see him. Although
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  Speaker 4: I'm weird, I go to every read No, I think it's.
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  Speaker 3: Just like I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really just like about it because it's like ten
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  Speaker 3: years I graduated high school.
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  Speaker 4: Like that is hard for me to believe that's exciting.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be before your wedding too, right, So was
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  Speaker 1: it in August or something.
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  Speaker 3: Like that before my wedding? Yeah, I think we're gonn
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  Speaker 3: I do spring of next year. But I can't believe
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  Speaker 3: it's happening. I don't know how to feel about it.
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  Speaker 3: It's like also how I felt about turning twenty seven,
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  Speaker 3: Like that weird? Just what because now you're in your
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  Speaker 3: late twenty Yeah, that's grossed.
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  Speaker 1: Don't say that again. Yeah. You when you're twenty seven,
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  Speaker 1: you start doing stuff like reading books.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my gosh, you guys. I started a new book.
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  Speaker 3: So on Sunday, Kadeve and I went to Happy Hour
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  Speaker 3: at Blue with Sobbie and Barnes and Nobles is right
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  Speaker 3: next door, so we're like, oh my gosh, let's go
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  Speaker 3: get a book. So that new movie with Amanda Sea
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  Speaker 3: Freed and Sidney Sweeney's coming out, The Housemaid, Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I want to read The Housemaid. I
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  Speaker 3: want to read the book before the movie comes out.
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  Speaker 3: And so I've been reading my book.
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  Speaker 1: Guys.
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  Speaker 3: I'm halfway through my book. I got it impressive, not
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  Speaker 3: even a whole week yet.
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  Speaker 1: No, that is impressive. I'm just like, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to see the movie.
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  Speaker 4: It's actually a.
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  Speaker 3: Really good book. I've been telling my grandma all about it,
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  Speaker 3: but i feel like I'm just like evolving. I'm yinning
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  Speaker 3: my yang.
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  Speaker 1: D you tell me about it. I've seen I've seen
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  Speaker 1: the commercials for it, and I don't I'm not interested.
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  Speaker 1: So tell me why. He's the book so great.
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  Speaker 3: I'm halfway through, so I haven't really gotten into the
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  Speaker 3: tea quite yet.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're telling your grand about that, so tell me
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 3: So the main character is Nina, who Amanda Seafreed is playing.
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  Speaker 3: She is like this housewife. She's married to the super rich,
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  Speaker 3: handsome man, but she's kind of mid. Like she's not
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  Speaker 3: like super jaw dropping gorgeous. She's kind of just mid.
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  Speaker 3: And then there's Millie, which is the housemaid, which is
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  Speaker 3: Sidney Sweeney, and basically this house is just absolutely gorgeous.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of white but.
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  Speaker 1: Hot house mistake.
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  Speaker 4: But like the.
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  Speaker 1: Real quick friend of mine did that. They got a
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  Speaker 1: They had a babysitter and she was beautiful, and now
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  Speaker 1: he's married to the babysitter.
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  Speaker 3: I'm kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Gwen STI he married a younger version.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and literally it's like the younger, hotder version of her,
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  Speaker 3: and she lives in this attic, but the attic only
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  Speaker 3: walks from the outside. And so basically Nina, the main character,
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  Speaker 3: the housewife, is kind of crazy, Like we're finding out
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  Speaker 3: that she was in a mental institution. She takes a
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  Speaker 3: ton of meds. She like will say one thing and
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  Speaker 3: then say that she didn't say it. But now I'm
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  Speaker 3: getting to the part of the book where it's starting
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  Speaker 3: to look like Millie and the husband are going to start.
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  Speaker 4: You know, oh, yeah, they have to. Okay, so she's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: They've done. What they've done here is taking every storyline
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  Speaker 1: is a million times. It's happened over and over and
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  Speaker 1: over again, but they've changed it to now where the
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  Speaker 1: wife is the one that's going to go crazy versus
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  Speaker 1: normally if you I can't remember how many movies there
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  Speaker 1: is where the babysitter comes in and she's the crazy one.
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  Speaker 1: Now they're going to make it so this book is
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  Speaker 1: where the housewife is the one that's gonna like right,
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  Speaker 1: there's the reverse.
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  Speaker 3: And there's a little bit of stuff though with Millie
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  Speaker 3: the housewife because she's an ex con like she's been
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  Speaker 3: in prison, so it's like kind of I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you more when I finish.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't seem like that, maybe like one of those
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  Speaker 1: one of those high society crime. But she took a
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  Speaker 1: pp of money some sort of fraud. That was the thing. Definitely. No,
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  Speaker 1: I saw this. There was this news reporter. You ever
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  Speaker 1: see that story? The news reporter like we knew her
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  Speaker 1: and she got you hear about this crime. You're in town,
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about Stephanie Cockridge. PPP money. It's not called
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  Speaker 1: pp of money. Yeah, it's like we get rated in
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  Speaker 1: radio PPP money. That's it's called PPP. I think. So
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  Speaker 1: the stimulus money from this news anchor here in town.
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  Speaker 1: Her and her husband stole like sixty million dollars in
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  Speaker 1: PPPM money and now she's in jail for ten years. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I did see that. It was weirdest. I don't can't
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  Speaker 1: recall when, but I know I've seen her and talked
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  Speaker 1: her before, and I was like, sixty Mili did see
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  Speaker 1: a story? No I have, dude, you.
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  Speaker 3: Got it's a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: When you see her face, you're gonna know exactly who
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  Speaker 1: she is. We've done stuff with her before, but she
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  Speaker 1: didn't give us any money.
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  Speaker 3: Only ten years for sixty mil.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But here's the thing, this is the part that
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  Speaker 1: blows me. We always hear about the wheels of justice
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  Speaker 1: turned slowly, like just moved real quick. Yeah, like this
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  Speaker 1: is the PPM stuff was like twenty twenty, twenty twenty one,
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  Speaker 1: and now it's like she's already in jail, she's in prison.
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  Speaker 1: Google it Stephanie Hockridge. I know, we know her.