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Silvio D'Onofrio - Laughing All the Way to the Laundromat · Cats & Pudding with Jennifer Dilandro

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  Speaker 3: This is the Kats in Putting Podcast, a melting pot
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  Speaker 1: And now here's jan.
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  Speaker 3: Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to Kats and Pudding. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm Jennifer Delango and today I have a great guest,
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  Speaker 3: my friend Silvio Dnafrio, and he is a comedian slash
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  Speaker 3: businessman slash family man, and he is an all around
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  Speaker 3: great guy. I love him. I know you for quite
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  Speaker 3: some time now, and I'm we've now reacquainted and I
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  Speaker 3: haven't seen you in a.
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  Speaker 1: Couple of years, yeah, probably like three years almost.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm happy to have you on my shoe.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm happy you're here. Tell me what's going on in
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  Speaker 3: your life and tell me how how you started this whole,
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  Speaker 3: this whole new venture being a comedian.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I've been good, uh since I last saw you.
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  Speaker 1: Now I got three kids. Wow, so yeah, I'm like
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  Speaker 1: it's like it's like the fucking Brady Bunch.
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  Speaker 3: In my house half the Brady Bunch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. I need Alice's side now to contribute
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  Speaker 1: to me. But I got a son and two daughters
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  Speaker 1: and basically, uh, the way all this like posting on
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  Speaker 1: Instagram and like getting into comedy started is uh. I
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  Speaker 1: was doing like some comedy in like twenty nineteen before
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  Speaker 1: my son was born, and I guess I hit my peak.
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  Speaker 1: I did a show at Gotham and like Jerry Seinfeld
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  Speaker 1: showed up and uh so he went and then they
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  Speaker 1: pushed me to go after him. So it was like, wow,
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  Speaker 1: this is the worst situation. And everyone was like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then when I went up, it was like, oh God,
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  Speaker 1: why is someone else here? Now.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think Jerry Seinfeld is a very funny stand
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  Speaker 3: up comic. I don't. I do not think he's funny.
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  Speaker 1: So me personally, I'm sorry, I don't like him. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like him.
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  Speaker 3: Is he a genius? Was his show? Genius?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, where is Larry David a genius?
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  Speaker 3: Larry David is the genius. I think Larry Davids is.
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  Speaker 1: He's great, He's great, but Jerry.
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  Speaker 3: Seinfeld is not. I don't think he's that funny of
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  Speaker 3: a stand up comedian.
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  Speaker 1: Me personally, I'm not a fan. Actually, the whole set
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  Speaker 1: he did, he talked about Raisins and the woman on
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  Speaker 1: the Raisins box like how she shows cleavage, that's why
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  Speaker 1: they sell it, and everyone was dying and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is rough for me, like I tell different kind
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  Speaker 1: of jokes and it was good. And then I had
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  Speaker 1: my son and my wife is like, look, take a break.
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  Speaker 1: You need to get like, you know, focus on your job.
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  Speaker 1: And that was that. And then a friend of mine
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  Speaker 1: from the barber shop always posting videos on Instagram and
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  Speaker 1: they're funny, and I've given him like a ton of ideas,
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  Speaker 1: and uh, he started doing stand up quit his job
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  Speaker 1: just off of like his popularity from Instagram. And what
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  Speaker 1: really got me going is I'm a big, like grudgish
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  Speaker 1: kind of guy. And I commented on one of his
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  Speaker 1: videos that I gave him an idea, like oh, this
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  Speaker 1: is so funny, and he was like he didn't he
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  Speaker 1: comments on everyone's thing back and he dm me it's
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  Speaker 1: about execution, and I got so mad and I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna learn. I was like, I'm gonna post videos
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  Speaker 1: and start doing stand up and that's like how it happened. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I guess.
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  Speaker 3: So what is so? Is Bailey based on like Italian heritage?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, So I started doing videos about my wife
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  Speaker 1: and me, like I put a wig on and people
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  Speaker 1: were laughing, and then the whole like you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: an injector, I'm Italian thing like trend was going on
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  Speaker 1: and I did a I'm an Italian and it kind
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  Speaker 1: of blew up, like it just I think, like right
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  Speaker 1: away like two three hundred thousand views, and I'm like, wow,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta like run with this Italian thing, like I
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  Speaker 1: have so much like content, yeah that I could think of.
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  Speaker 1: And I started doing that, and then what got really
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  Speaker 1: popular is I would do like a tracksuit Tuesday every Tuesday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got one on. You got going on. I gotta
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  Speaker 1: stay on brand, you.
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  Speaker 3: Gotta stay Is this an old school no?
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  Speaker 1: No, so that it's a new it's part of their
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  Speaker 1: new collection. But it's funny that they just throwback, like
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  Speaker 1: their old windbreakers. So it was.
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  Speaker 3: Between I know I had them all I had about twenty.
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  Speaker 3: I have them. I just it's so funny. I just
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  Speaker 3: moved out of my house. I found I.
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  Speaker 1: Should have wore one today, you know, should I had one?
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  Speaker 3: It was all purple with green with green trim down
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  Speaker 3: this side like a wine like like it. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 3: was a hysterical. We used to wear travel Fox.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know that.
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  Speaker 3: That's how old I am. All right, you should have
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  Speaker 3: worn decks because we would with it or travel Fox.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So you know what's funny I have I just got.
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  Speaker 3: A picture when I was a kid. I'll send you
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  Speaker 3: a picture of all of us when we used to
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  Speaker 3: wear all have our our tracksuits on.
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  Speaker 1: That's the way to go. I I actually have a
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  Speaker 1: pair of feel Is that I was gonna wear. But
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  Speaker 1: they're all white and they're like brand new. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really wear them, and I'm like, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: wear them in the brain.
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  Speaker 3: A pair of such an Italian thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't want to ruin.
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  Speaker 3: I was just talking to so funny. Do you know
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  Speaker 3: number number one greet don't?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know him personally, but I'm a I follow him.
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  Speaker 3: He's a star.
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  Speaker 1: Look he wears an Adidas tracksuit. That's not my bad.
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  Speaker 1: I respect it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you got the Sergio, he's got the idea. And
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  Speaker 3: we were talking about that. We said, I said, it's
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  Speaker 3: funny because even if there's a little scuff mark on
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  Speaker 3: a white because you want to basically.
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  Speaker 1: Throw, yeah, they automatically become long.
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  Speaker 3: Right, that's it. You know if I get a little
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  Speaker 3: speck on like the white pot of like the rubber
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  Speaker 3: on my sneak up and now you know, it really
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  Speaker 3: cleans them. The magic eras.
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  Speaker 1: So that's the greatest.
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  Speaker 3: That cleans everything.
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  Speaker 1: It's the best.
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  Speaker 3: It's the best adventure ever. I said, you want to
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  Speaker 3: get something, magic got something? You want to get something
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  Speaker 3: off the floor? Magic to get something off your sneaker.
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  Speaker 1: That thing is like the best.
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  Speaker 3: I should have them sponsor me Magic Races, So please,
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  Speaker 3: I would love to have them sponsoring.
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  Speaker 1: Give them a shout out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying.
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  Speaker 1: They'll do it.
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  Speaker 3: I just gave him a big shout out, mister mister
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  Speaker 3: clean Magic Races.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there they clean everything.
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  Speaker 3: It's so good.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, like I started doing the tracksuit stuff and
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  Speaker 1: it started blowing up. And I mean a lot of
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  Speaker 1: it is like, look, some people love it. I'll be honest,
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  Speaker 1: You're like, oh, this is great. I get some people
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  Speaker 1: like you don't know anything about Italian they're.
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  Speaker 3: Not Italian, and I'm like, Italy is your family.
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  Speaker 1: So my grandma is from uh Colabria, and then my
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  Speaker 1: grandpa lived in Olivando, which is like forty minutes outside
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  Speaker 1: of Rome, up northeast in the mountains.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we know, the Romans think it's still the center
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  Speaker 3: of the art exactly. Yeah, they think there's still like
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  Speaker 3: it times.
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  Speaker 1: And even my my grandpa thinks, I mean, my grandma
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  Speaker 1: passed away, but he always just say your grandmother. They're Southern,
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  Speaker 1: they crooks.
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  Speaker 3: Someone like all right, yeah, it's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: People don't realize like the north and south there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the listen. I was when I was in Italy.
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  Speaker 3: I've been to Italy a few times, but I was
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  Speaker 3: in one yeah, and I went to a gelato a
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  Speaker 3: gelato shop, and the guy was asking me where part
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  Speaker 3: of Italy it was from. I said, you know, said Chilia,
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  Speaker 3: and and and and the Naples. He's like the Scazia though,
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  Speaker 3: because because I said I was from Sicily too, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, you're serving me ice queen?
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  Speaker 1: What hat on?
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  Speaker 3: And I'm wearing a Rolex You're talking talking like I'm
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  Speaker 3: the scratziattle.
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  Speaker 1: They get real, Oh my.
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  Speaker 3: God, I can't know. But but because Sicilians were the sleeves.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, back in the day they were.
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  Speaker 3: That's where all the kings and queens went to Flori vacation.
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  Speaker 3: And we were and we were invaded so many times.
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  Speaker 3: That's why where the northern Italians are lighter than well,
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  Speaker 3: that's why we're darka. Yeah, I mean I did my
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  Speaker 3: twenty three in me. I have Turkish, I have I
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  Speaker 3: have Egyptian everything, i have everything. I'm a melting pot.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like maybe sixty percent Italian, all right, yeah, everything
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  Speaker 3: else is just me. Do you know what? That's how
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  Speaker 3: people get.
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  Speaker 1: Caught by the You get caught in crimes and crimes.
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  Speaker 3: That's how a lot of people have gotten caught with
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  Speaker 3: the twenty three.
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  Speaker 1: They say you can't use it. So my friend's a
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  Speaker 1: lawyer and he's like, don't ever do He's like, because
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  Speaker 1: it's the DNA stays there. It's not that I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be this giant crook, maybe more like a white collar
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  Speaker 1: crook if anything, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Well I did it everybody, so I guess they can't come.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do anything.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't do anything. I can't kill anybody. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I guess you're safe right now, so I can't kill you.
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  Speaker 1: But I didn't. But uh yeah, it's been good. So
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  Speaker 1: like people will attack me and I go back. That's
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  Speaker 1: my favorite part. A lot of people truthfully say I'm
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  Speaker 1: Puerto Rican. They're like, you're not even Italian. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: a first of all, you look so Italian, you know.
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  Speaker 1: They say, I'm so, I look so stereotypical Italian. That's
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  Speaker 1: not Italian. It's one of those things like yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: hear it. One guy was like, where were you born?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like queens And he's like, well, where do
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  Speaker 1: you live? I'm like, well, I lived in like a
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  Speaker 1: zone park and he's give me an area. I'm like
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: eighty six and sutter. That's a lie. I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's no problem. But uh yeah, I get a lot
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  Speaker 1: a lot of hate for it, so it gets rough.
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  Speaker 3: But people love times you have to.
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  Speaker 1: They love me.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: They want to emulate us so bad. It's so funny.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. It was just it's just it's funny
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  Speaker 3: because every time I went, my cousins lived in California.
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  Speaker 3: So you got a picture my whole family from benson Hurst,
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  Speaker 3: Brooklyn picked up and went and moved into but that'st
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  Speaker 3: California and move to a cattle ranch. This was years
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  Speaker 3: This is right, This was like one hundred years ago.
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  Speaker 3: So when I used to go there and I said,
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  Speaker 3: my cousin's all they wanted to hear me say, was
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  Speaker 3: my talk and talk.
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  Speaker 1: I like that.
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  Speaker 3: They look they wanted to hear my accent. And just
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: the other day I was on the phone with one
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  Speaker 3: of my clients from from Georgia on there on the
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  Speaker 3: show ninety Dance, and he was just mes mercy because
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: I just love your accent. He goes, could you just
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  Speaker 3: keep please talking? I said, it's so funny because you
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: would think you want to hear our French accent, you
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  Speaker 3: want to hear New York and but our accent is dying.
• 9:58
  Speaker 3: It is because everything's getting so gent. I was just
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  Speaker 3: talking about this to somebody the other day. Even my kids.
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  Speaker 3: You could see it in my kids because I have
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  Speaker 3: a nineteen year old, a twenty four year old and
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  Speaker 3: a thirty two year olds. My thirty two year old
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  Speaker 3: talks like me, my middle one, she's her speech is
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  Speaker 3: a lot more proper, you know, it comes out, her
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  Speaker 3: comes out. And my nineteen year old too, speaks so
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  Speaker 3: properly like it's she has like the little the little
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  Speaker 3: Brooklyn swag, but it's still she speaks so much more
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  Speaker 3: clearout like so it's like it's said that our accident.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: Now, I know what we're saying. My my kids are doomed.
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  Speaker 1: I say they're doing because I'm out in Long Island now.
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  Speaker 1: So oh, you know, every every like Italian family, it's
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: like if you're born in like Brooklyn, you move this
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  Speaker 1: that night, right, if you're born in Queens, you go
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  Speaker 1: to Long Island. It's just like and Bronx is up
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  Speaker 1: in west Chester and my kids are like, oh Connecticut. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: She's just my kids are just Long Island kids. You know.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's different to live in in in Queens and
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  Speaker 3: Brooklyn it is to live out. It's kind of different completely.
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  Speaker 3: Even Staten Island is sheltered.
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  Speaker 1: I feel I think Staten Island is only.
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  Speaker 3: A weird place. It's just so it's an odd it's
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  Speaker 3: an Odd Burrow.
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  Speaker 1: And it's I didn't realize how big it was huge.
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  Speaker 1: So I had only been there before I started working there.
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  Speaker 1: I'd only been there once and it was just to
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  Speaker 1: drive through. And now I'm like, I didn't even realize
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  Speaker 1: how big it is. It's hugely striking up. So weird
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  Speaker 1: it is.
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  Speaker 3: It's strange. It's like the Forgotten Burrow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is. There's nice houses there, but I
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: never live in.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry my stat the front.
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  Speaker 1: You don't swim there. The water is like it's like
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  Speaker 1: swimming in the Hudson. It's the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's but you know what's a that was originally
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  Speaker 3: a garbage stop there?
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  Speaker 1: I could see that, Yeah it was.
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  Speaker 3: But it's listen, I think that living in other odd
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  Speaker 3: the Burrow is right. Don't you agree that it's different.
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  Speaker 1: Than It's totally different. I also think you grow up
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  Speaker 1: a lot quicker, you do. You got to deal with
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  Speaker 1: a lot of more stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, but you walk closer to people. I noticed that too, right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I mean I live next to a
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  Speaker 1: park and because the.
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  Speaker 3: Long you got to drive, Yeah, you can't go hang
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  Speaker 3: out with your friends and they live on the same block.
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  Speaker 3: The parents have to drop you want to live, to
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  Speaker 3: hang out. We used to just walk everywhere. Yeah, we
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: would meet up at the park, we meet up at
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  Speaker 3: the school yard, whatever it was. And that Now it's
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  Speaker 3: not like that, and like death or in Jersey's even worse.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh, it's crazy because I feel like when
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  Speaker 1: I was a kid, we used to walk. My cousins
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  Speaker 1: lived close and even when I moved in Long Island,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I had a little knit of friends like
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  Speaker 1: on my block. But anytime I wanted to go, it
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  Speaker 1: was like I had to tell my mom, like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: could you drive me to like Joe's house or Rickey's
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  Speaker 1: And it was like twenty to thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, and it's like and back then my mom would
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  Speaker 1: drop me off. Now like my kids are young, and
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: it's like the parents want to stay at your house, right,
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: and it's like, get the fuck out of it. I
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: hate it.
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  Speaker 3: It's I used, I'm like, dude, just leave your kid here.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to hang out way. I was never
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: that mother block.
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  Speaker 1: That's the worst part about having kids in my eyes.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, now it's the worst. It's worse now today
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: they have the helicopter moms and dads. It's like even
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: the dads want to hang out now. Yes, I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: I was looking at my parents, like walk me to school.
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  Speaker 3: When I was a kid, my father never, I think
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  Speaker 3: he went up to my school maybe twice in my
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  Speaker 3: whole entire and the whole entire.
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  Speaker 1: I will say, I do take my kids. I take
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  Speaker 1: my kids to school. So I live right next to
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  Speaker 1: the elementary school. Well, so I walk myseff though, but
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  Speaker 1: I remember, like when I was a kid, like my
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  Speaker 1: dad never came up. Never, like he was working.
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  Speaker 3: My Brandon has a bed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you don't go your bed. There's times I don't
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  Speaker 1: pick up my son and like I'll pick them up
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  Speaker 1: a week later and the teacher's like, where have you been?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, god, I got it. I got a job.
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  Speaker 1: Like I can't just like shave my kids. Pick up
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  Speaker 1: my son at one o'clock every day. It's like I
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  Speaker 1: have a.
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  Speaker 3: Job, lady.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I got to make some money here.
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  Speaker 1: It's like they think it's just everything's free.
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  Speaker 3: They shame you. It's so funny. I was watching speaking
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  Speaker 3: about comedians, but Sebastian talking about how they should he
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  Speaker 3: was shamed by dropping when when the when he's dropping
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  Speaker 3: his son off at school and they're like, are you
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: gonna stay nuts, No, I'll be back and I'll be
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: back when I got when I was supposed to. Way
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: do I have to stay now? So it's like they
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: want you so involved, but I also feel like they
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: want to involved, but yet on the big things they
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: don't want to involved.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: You have no say no, no, they just want you
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: to to be there at your back and call. But
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: like when they want to do their thing and push
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: their stuff, it's.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: Like right, right, exactly, so the way you have no say,
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: but yet you want me to exact one you need me.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: They want our tax dollars and want us to be
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: the pretty much.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: That's all they want from us.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: That's it, definitely.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: And they want to push their agendas. Oh yeah, yeah
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: add out, and we're not allowed to know what they're pushing.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Well, that's true. I'm not at that stage yet. My
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: son's will always kindergarten.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't have any kids that school age, and
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: I know if it happens to my grandchildren, I know.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: That I'll be fired up.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: I'll probably be in jail if that happens. Yes, I
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: would definitely, you're going to see me on the on
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: the five o'clock news. That's what will happen. Seriously, that's
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: will happen. I see, you'll see me gett walked up. Menus.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Sure, as you stand for something, well you know what.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: As I stand for common sense, I don't.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: There's no common sense in the way.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: No, listen, I'm not I'm not. I'm not gonna I'm not.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: I'm in the middle. I'm not gonna say I don't
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: like to talk about politics, to go into deep with it,
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: but I'm I'm not. I think most people are in
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: the middle, and I think that that's where it should be.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: But the problem is is that you have these these
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: people on one side that are so.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Extreme they're like aggressive red, aggressive blue. Between.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: No, it's gotta be it's gotta be in the middle
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: because people do live in that in this Oh yeah,
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: that's it. You know.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: It like makes a lot of things hard, like even
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: like doing stand up, Like I feel.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Like, how could you even just stand up? The offend everybody.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Like there's jokes I say that I feel like if
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: I said them ten years ago, people like that's hilarious. Yeah,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: And then some now that They're like.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Listen live and look at the Folly Brothers movies. You
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: can't even have a Folly brother movie now, I don't
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: look at.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: White Chicks if White Chicks came out.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: But it's hilarious, it is. What about what I don't
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: I have not seen a funny movie in.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: A decent amount of time.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to take it the point. Wait, the last
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: one I saw, actually, Ricky Snicky was pretty fun.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: That was actually really good.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: But that was a fall thout this movie.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: That's also that I've never Johnson and my wife Will
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: watched this funny. I've never related to something more like
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: when that happened, I was like, Jesus, hell, have I
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: not made up a friend that we could do all this?
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: So's it was great. It was great and it was
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: not woke, which I don't like.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I don't like.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: It was great, you know, I don't like all that
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: pushing agendas and everything else. It was really really funny.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: It was it was a good money I actually that
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: was the funniest.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: That's the funniest way I've seen it long. It's funny.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: You say that because I wouldn't have thought of it,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: but I saw it. Uh, I saw it like maybe
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: like two three weeks ago on Amazon and my wife
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't know if I want to watch it,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: and we were watching it.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Well, you I was belly laughing. I thought, that's what
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: I'm saying. I saw the picture of Johnson coming out
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: with the freaking Indiana Jones hat. I was like, I
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: gotta watch this movie. I was hilarious.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I was literally so much.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Was Britney and he has the pigtails on in.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: This That was a good part for me. Also, like
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: when they decide to call him up after like I
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: was belly laughing, I was like, this isn't funny, and
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you can't relate to it, That's why it's
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: so funny. Actually another good movie too that I just
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: saw that I I actually don't like her, but I
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't think it's gonna be funny. It's
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: with Jennifer Lawrence where they hire her as a girl friend.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Yes, that was cute. That was cute.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: That was the last belly laugh movie I like, but
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: it was it was also really good.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: It was cute too. But but like you said, today,
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: those movies they would get you would get canceled for
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: those it, And how is the comedian supposed to be funny?
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: If you you have to be able to laugh at
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: yourself and make fun of yourself, you can't. You can't.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: You're not gonna listen. You're gonna always offend somebody. If
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: you're gonna spend the rest of your life worrying who
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: you're gonna offend, you know what, go in the corner
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: and go get a hug.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know what else.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Like I say, like, there's where a helmet and go
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: with me.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Don't still get hurt somehow?
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean this people it's like it's crazy.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Everything offends them. It's like, but.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: They're they're offended for other people and they.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: That's like the big issue. Like you don't have to be.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Offended for me. Exactly, I'll be offended my own I
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: want to be offended. I don't need you to go
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: be offended for me.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Like there's people I feel like who come to comedy
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: clubs and like just go there, do to boo And
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I said a joke.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: See how see how that sick some people? It is?
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: That's that's how it is. That's how little they have
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: to do in life that they need to do that.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: You're gonna pay thirty bucks and get two drinks, two items,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: just just to and then they don't if you start
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: heckling them back, Oh it's even worse.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Oh they but they can't.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Say it's it's bad. I had a guy I said
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: a joke that's always like kind of worked for me.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: The guy in the front was like, this is ridiculous,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: and I was like, whoa, whoa, somebody's offended. And I
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: started asking them questions like why are you offended? And
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: then he said it, and I'm like, go fuck yourself, and
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: like people laugh. But after the show he's like, dude,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: that's so disrespectful. And I'm like, all right, guy.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Just you you're just respectful to me. Heckling me through
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: you're asking for it. So what do you want to
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: just sit there and say, Okay, I'm sorry that I offended.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: You don't come to a comedy show and sit in
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: the front to me and then you won't get how
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: about don't put yourself in a situation. Get out of
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: the memoration.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: When I would go to comedy clubs to watch comedians,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, I hope they don't call it. I'd
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: be like, God, please, don't be too noticeable because they're
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: gonna be.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Like, look at this guy, Oh my god, I don't care.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Do you remember that you're probably too young. But there
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: was a comedy club in Sheep said Peg called Oh
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: my god, was I forgot what it was called. It
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: was right on, right on on the strip in Sheep
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: said Bay, and they there was it was. It was small,
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: but we used to go there alive, and I was.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: We always used to fight, like, please don't get there
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: late because it was funny. You want to sit in
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: the front because they knew they were gonna get destroyed
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: if they sat in the front. So if you got
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: there late, they're always the front seats were the ones
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: that no one wants to sit there, nobody because they
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: know if you're there, you're gonna get You're gonna get
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: the strip. So I'm like no. But but that's when
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: the comedians was solid.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: That's when they were great fun and they.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Will go and beg for somebody to say something in
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: the front, you know, and and they they would pick
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: you right out, they would see something.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: It sucks that it's not like that because I feel like.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: But these kids, because that's the problem. That's why these
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: kids are so swift these days. My kids will never
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: be like that, and my grandchill never be like that.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I was going to be tough.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: I will not let them be like that because you
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: have to have thick skin. You cannot get upset over
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: everything and get offended over Definitely, life is rough. Get
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: a helmet.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: That's it. It does get rough, you know.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: That's all. It's like.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: There's just like comedian Shane Gillison, he says, like it's
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: funny too because people will make fun of like a
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: lot of people, and people will get offended. But like
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Italians are the last like nationality where everyone could make
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: fun of right and says anything.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: But I was just saying that's I don't know if
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: you saw a Caine due cheese. Yeah, we said that.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: We were talking about the like. You know, it's just
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: like right, it's okay if they make fun of class,
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: if everything's not if we say something back, but we
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: should be able to say something oh yeah, yeah, because
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: what you only equate us to what the mafia exactly?
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Uh a sauce tomato sauce and and and black dresses.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I did hear she said gravy on there, which.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: To me is a big we have to tell she's
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: gonna she's gonna be coming on now as my co
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: hosts now, which is going to be fun.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I heard her. I remember when I was listening,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: she was like yeah, and then making gravy, And in
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: my head, I was like this, what do you call
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: your I'm a sauce guy.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: I'm a sauce girl. I never called the gravy.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: I never did. It's just one day.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know whether I ever came from because I
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: don't think.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: It's a big Philly thing. I think sau but uh,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: you know, when people call it bravy.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I'm like gravy, I think I'm I think of something.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Bravey's brown.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Bravey's Brave's brown. Swrus is red exactly exact, no matter
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: what swus. If you say swus to me, I'm equating
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: it to read.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I don't care. That's because even if it's Alfredo sauce,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: it's no. It's in my head, I'm like, not sauce.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: It's still everything swas. That's that's all. We have to quit.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Gravy. Gravy is no good.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: No graves brown. Yeah, that's just yeah, it's brown. It's
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: totally brown. It's brown and mushy. Yeah, it's not.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: And it only goes on mashed potatoes or or of
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: chicken fried steak, chicken stake.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Something something American, nothing not something not something Italian. Italian
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: force goes on Italian for so, I think you're right.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: It is probably from Philly.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's definitely from Philly because or in the.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: South, because there is a lot of Italians in the South.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, Umbroll is from the South. So there was
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: there was a lot of Italians in Louisiana or something that.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I always stew for some reasons, from like a big city. Yeah,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: because he's.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: But it was it's a big city. Is from He's
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: from New Orleans. He's from New Orleans City. So yeah,
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, but that's there was a lot of It
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: was a lot of Italians. I migrated to the South
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: in the in the ear before with the big migration
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: after the war of the World War two, they came
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: over and they were they went to the South, which
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: was one of the biggest supposedly biggest biggest hangings of
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that Sicilians and I know, and that was
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: the big It was actually siciliand it's overshadowed people that
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: but you know, we should bring that.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: I forgot, not that I want.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: To talk, but yes, it was something that I.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Forgot where I saw that because there's like a deep
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: when it happened recently.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Hanging that was in the country, in the country in
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: the south was was Sicilians. Yeah, no that I do now, Yeah,
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: bad idea and everybody could look that up.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: No, that's true. It just happened like the anniversary date,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: like maybe a month or a couple of months ago,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: because I just saw it.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Why don't we have a day for that? We should
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: have our own day. They want to take Columbus Day
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: for us.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I listen, I'm very I'm like a uh.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Listen, I don't care what somebody did in the sixteen hundred.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: You know what he that is something that we were
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: proud that he was Italian. Then he came and he
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: came across the ocean and discovered.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm a big Every Columbus day, people get
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: mad at me every Columbus Day. I literally post the
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: same thing on my Instagram story. It's Tony Soprano saying
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Columbus is an American hero in this house and no
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: other way that's like not one of my favorite lines
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: from the Sopranos. Ever, so I always post that, and uh,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: people like people get on me, and I'm like, I
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: don't care, like you want to get on me, Like
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: just follow me.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Follow me if you don't like it. I'm Italian. That's it.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: That's that's that's on you. Yeah, we had our own
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: trials and tribulations. Yeah, in in in for us, for Italians,
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: But you you grew up in uh, Howard Beach.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Howard Beach, Well Richmond Hill and then Howard Beach.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: My grandma's Richmond Hill right now. Oh really on eighty
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: ninth and one hundred and fourth.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Oh that was close to I lived on Pokland South,
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: the Court street from far I know. That's exactly.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Here's a question. I'm gonna I'm gona tract Tuesday you
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: in a way. Okay what uh? What were like big
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: words back then, like Italian Ish American words that you
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: used to hear?
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Mint?
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, I never I've never heard.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: That mint like that would be like something that was
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: like that, that's great, No, mint, that's a beautiful it's hot. Yeah,
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: that would be meant we would say.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Batcha loop so it's funny, said, I'm gonna I was
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: gonna use like because I always write the words out
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna use watcha glops on there for like
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: no good because like I've said it to my friend,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: He's like, I haven't heard that in years. I'm like,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: it's a classic.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: It's a classic.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: It's a classic.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: I forget about it, of course, Yeah, that's.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Always a classic. What about anybody who's back then?
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, that was that was a big one.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: My dad A lot.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: This, this, this, this batcha loop is a going to
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: mok what else did we say?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah? For the longest time, I didn't know what it meant.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: But my grandma every time she ye Jesus. I never
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: knew Jesus and Mary, but like they used to say
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: it NonStop, and I was like, oh god, that's a
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: real man. But like I never knew that, uh mischina.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: That was a big one for us growing up. I'm
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: trying to think of what else. I can't think of
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: any right off the top of my head.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Now there's a there's a there was a lot.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Of like a Thrones is another one, but I shaidn't
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: know if they had different ones back then that I didn't.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: We had some different What else did we do? I mean,
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I like, right now you're putting me on this bottle.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing I just started thinking of, Like
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I can't even think all the ones I had.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: You know what, that's a good thing. I'm gonna I'm
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: gonna get back to you on that too. I'm gonna
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: put it on my Instagram so that I am gonna
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: say what did we used to say when we were younger?
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Give me any Italian Thealian reference or phrase? What did
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: we used to say that we don't use anymore?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Even like I didn't even realize this. My grandma always
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: used to say, and I said it the other day,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: like scotch scratch. Yeah, that was like that was another
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: huge one. Biting your hand. My grandma loved that. She'd
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: be like, I want to kick.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: I would never have to talk. I never ever hit
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: my children. But if I went like this, I got
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: hit like I used to got. I got hit and
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: I deserve to get hit. I was back kid like this,
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: and my kids would run because they know that if
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: I was biting my hands that I was ready. I
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: was gonna that they were in trouble.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, know that. My grandma used to if she did that,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: we knew we were done. And then if she did uh,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: if the wooden spoon came out, it was like we
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: would run. I tried.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: My would have to do is open the drawer? Yeah,
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: and you know, yeah.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: You would know that would like a spoon would strike
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: fear into.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: My eyes when I now kid these kids.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: You would tell my son and he looks at it like.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: They know you're not going to hit them because they
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: know that they could call Social Service.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: My kids are like I had a situation the other
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: day with my son where I went to school to
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: pick them up. I've had like a lot of bad situations,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: not bad. I picked up my son and the teachers like, hey,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: mister Johnffer, we like we really have to talk to you.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, what do you mean? And they're like, uh,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Luciano had said that you're living in a like a crackhouse,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, and I just looked at the teacher
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, lady, I tried an escalade, like what crackhouse?
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: And then like I started thinking.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Was he watching something? No?
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: He the other day my wife because we had a
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: crack in our foundation, so we had to get it fixed,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: and I just like, I don't want this crack like
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: in the house anymore. He just went to school and
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: was like, Oh, we live in a crack house.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: You gotta watch it.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: You're saying for me the craziest things, Well, this is
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: like an Awkwards theory and I kind of like made
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: it into a joke on on my stand up set.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: But my son says like all this like random stuff
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: that he hears, and like one day he was hysterically
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: screaming at like five in the morning. He's like, Daddy, please.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: So I walk in his room and I'm like, Lucianna,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: what's the matter. And he's like I'm turning into a
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: skeleton and I'm like you're not. And he's like I am,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I am, and I'm like stop, go to bed, and
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: he just goes look and he whips his pants down.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: He's like, there's a bone in my pishy and I'm
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: like I didn't even know what to say. I'm like,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: all right, let's go to the bathroom. How old is this?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: He was four at this time. So we go to
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: school and like, look, he's in pretty k So the
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: teacher's like, how is your night? First thing this little
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: prick says is oh, I was turning in a skeleton.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: There was a bone in my pishy. Daddy brought me
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom and showed me how to make it
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: go away. And I'm like, I didn't even know what
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: to say. Yeah, I just looked at the teacher and
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I was like what she looked at me? Like me
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: and Stephen Hawkins have been playing on Epstein's Island for
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: like ten years.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, now what he did his island there?
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm just like this is so bad, and
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: like an email right after, like mister Jenoffrea, we can't
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: have you on the school, like within two hundred yards.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I've literally become a pedophile in like a
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: matter of five seconds. And it's just like little things
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Kids say the darnedest thing. Yeah, And it happened to
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: be too with white daughter. She she got up, she
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: blows her shorts, she got she got hit on above
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: the eye. Yeah, and it was because she was I
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: was on the floor of the closet and she was
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: standing behind me, and she kept like jumping on me.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: I'm like, come on, get off, get off. And then
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: I kind of just went Victory, you get off, I said,
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: got off my foot and I went like this and
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: she went flying now and it was just because she
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: tripped over her foot and she hit her head and
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: it was it was a little it was a little
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: fun cut, but it's always more noticed goush.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Is out of the head.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So we brought I brought it to the urgent
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: care and they were like, yeah, mommy, mommy cake to
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: me and I was like that's oh, I got it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh shit, I just slapped the cups. Yeah,
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: it's like, oh my god, hay, she was jumping on me.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: I didn't meet the like that. She was like Victoria moves.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: She tripped over her own.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: It's like some something I the first time I picked
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: up my daughter from like pre k, It's like one
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: of the first times. The teacher literally was like, oh,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: she said that like daddy like hits her. And I'm
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: like yeah, I was like, honestly, she told me yesterday
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: that you punched her in school, So like I don't believe.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I had to like deflect because I'm like she's gonna
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: think like the next day I went in, I'm like
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I told my life when you drop her off, tell
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: her that she said the teacher slapped her. She's like,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that. I'm like, just say it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: So she makes something up for us, we don't look bad.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I'm like because like she doesn't know she's a liar.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, because next thing I know, I'll
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: have like CPS at my door, like hey, listen, i
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: gotta take these kids. And I'm like, I can't do this.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: But but and the and the school's defense. They have
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: to no, no, God forbid, something is true. Yeah, and
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: if they don't report it, they will get in so
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: much because sometimes things are are and you do you know,
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: for the most part, was a lot of my friends
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: are teachers too. They're like, listen, most of the time,
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: we know kids. They they just say stuff, they say stuff,
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: but sometimes you know, you still have to say something
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: because if something does happen and we.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Don't, yeah there, it's like they're they're like, no, they're
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: all live.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: There are one hundred percent liable, Like you know, they
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: could get in a lot of trouble so they do so,
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: but yeah, I know what it is. But it's like,
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: you know, you get that look and you feel it feels.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: You almost feel like you're guilty.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: You're not, you almost feel guilty like you did do it.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: But you're like, oh my god, it's how are these
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: people looking at me?
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know it's what you're saying. It's it's rough.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: And you said you have three kids and how old kids?
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: So my son Luciano's five, Sienna is uh three, and
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: then I have a young daughter, Caprice, she just turned one. Beautiful, Yeah,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: all Italian names.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: I love it. Yeah, I love it.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: I want if anything happens they think that we were
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: in the mob or Supertalian how that's how I go
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, I want them to look like
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: they came right off the boat.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: So yeah, the beautiful children.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: And you have a love You have a nice little family.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: You got a nice family.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: And your wife is good with you to do with
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: the whole comedy things. She supports it.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: She supports it until like does.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: She like think you have a moren it's like because
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: you stop this.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Sometimes she does like she always like pushes like I
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: want you to do good, and like I got a
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: residency at this club, so I do like nine shows
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: a month and She's like, you're not gonna be here,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, you can't break come on.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: So she gets like a little aggravated and stuff like that.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: But it's part of the game. I tell her, when
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I'm making all this money, you ain't gonna complain with
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: you're at home.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: She won't complay that exactly, but she still might play
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: that we have to complain, especially Italian women love to play.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Was not even full Italian.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Oh god, she was full of a half breaking. Oh god,
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: full Italian women live. That's like, I love the guilt
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: and the complaints. That's that's all she does.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: The guilt for me on the guilt, the complain.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: And guilt is big for it out there too. Is
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: only half.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's only half. So it's good.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm so proud of you and I can't wait
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: to hear about your your next adventures. And I love
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: to have you back on the show. And I feel
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: like in a few months and you could tell us
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: how thing and I love to tell I love you
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: to tell everybody where they could find you, your upcoming
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: shows and if they need to contact you for any
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: if they have any opportunities.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I love it contact. Uh. My Instagram is that dad
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: underscore sill on everything pretty much. Uh, that's really all
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: I post on to be completely honest, though, I have
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: a show on Friday at Greenwich Comedy Club and then
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I'm at Broadway Comedy Club usually every other weekend seven
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: nine and eleven shows. And yeah, I post everything on Instagram.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: When I'm gonna be.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Around, I want to come to one who shows you
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: better come.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I can get you tickets, all right, I help, I
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: almost have I got I'm the guy.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: You're the guy.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I'm the actual guy, actual, the actual guy who could
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: get them.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: We always that's the times. Always they always have a guy.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: I got a guy for everything, right, don't I always
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: say I got a guy? I always have. She's got
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: a guy. I always have a guy, got it.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: And then if anyone wants to do a funny video
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: with me, you can d m me.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: I think we should do a funny d vide. Let
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: me know I'm gonna do my guy.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. I'm pretty easy to get in touch with.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Well, it was so nice to have you, so glad.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: I'm I hope you're gonna come back again, definitely, And everyone,
• 34:23
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• 34:37
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• 34:42
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• 34:44
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