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Don't Give Up on Me, Baby! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: It's the first one More Thing of the year twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty four, Buckle Up, I'm Strong and Getty one more Thing.
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  Speaker 2: Don't give Up, Mona's Babe, lit one Motor and the last.
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  Speaker 1: We lost one of the great singers while we were
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  Speaker 1: on vacation. The Great David Soul died, best known as
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  Speaker 1: Hutch from Starsky and Hutch, the Crime Show, which I
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  Speaker 1: loved as a twelve year old.
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  Speaker 3: Honest, I remembered this song in its genre similar songs
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  Speaker 3: the Great Bread for instance, and your Dan's Vogelberg, etcetera.
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  Speaker 4: Who could write a song.
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  Speaker 3: I remembered it as really wimpy and neutered and a
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  Speaker 3: sexual and flaccid. It's thirty percent worse than I remembered.
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  Speaker 4: Do not.
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  Speaker 1: Put David's Soul together with Dan Fogelberg's old lang zine.
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  Speaker 1: It's even in the same category.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, it was soft rock, gentle rock. Okay, but
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  Speaker 3: you're you're absolutely right, you're head.
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  Speaker 4: That was an offense against good taste.
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  Speaker 1: Can you play a little more? Play that again?
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  Speaker 5: There?
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  Speaker 1: That's this is the number one song in nineteen seventy seven.
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  Speaker 1: Carter administration. Carter administration, that's when we were the most
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  Speaker 1: flaccid as a country ever. Our cars sucked, our music sucked.
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  Speaker 1: Our president was wearing a sweater and telling us to
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  Speaker 1: turn down the thermostat. It's just awful. No wonder the
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  Speaker 1: Iranians took her hostages just.
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  Speaker 3: To me where it is so weak bats, But they're America.
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  Speaker 4: They're strong.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you think, so listen to this, it'll still come true.
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  Speaker 4: Wow you remember the words? Oh God?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I lived in a world where I didn't have
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  Speaker 1: FM radio growing up. I only had am WI. You
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  Speaker 1: at that time was everything all the time. And uh
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  Speaker 1: and and so yeah, that's I got a lot of
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that. David Soul. Yeah, anyway, he was Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I loved the crime shows as a kid, and I
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  Speaker 1: liked Starskinach and he died at age eighty over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: So that's enough of that. Last night was the Golden Globes,
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  Speaker 1: which is one of your awards shows that people used
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  Speaker 1: to care about but no longer do, although I still
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  Speaker 1: take a look at it to see what won, just
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  Speaker 1: because it sometimes informs what TV shows are motion pictures
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  Speaker 1: I might want to see. For instance, the Bear one
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  Speaker 1: best TV show and everybody says it is fantastic, succession.
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  Speaker 4: Won a bunch of awards, so yeah, I'll have to
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  Speaker 4: try that one again.
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  Speaker 1: Barbie had the most nominations. I did watch Barbie. I
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  Speaker 1: want to talk about that at some point with my son.
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  Speaker 1: Made my son watch Barbie. Poor guy, what are you
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  Speaker 1: trying to do? I told him, I said, this is
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  Speaker 1: a cultural touchstone, it's up for a bunch of awards,
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  Speaker 1: everybody's talking about it. It just, you know, I just
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  Speaker 1: think it'd be of some use to have He hated me.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to imagine a fourteen year old boy not
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  Speaker 1: wanting to watch the Barbie movie with his dad. In retrospect,
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  Speaker 1: it was not a good parenting idea, any abuse. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who this comedian was, who was the host
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  Speaker 1: of the Golden Globes last night, but let's hear a
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  Speaker 1: little a his work.
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  Speaker 6: The key moment in Barbie is when she goes from
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  Speaker 6: perfect beauty to bad breast cell you light and flat
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  Speaker 6: feet or what casting directors call character actor.
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  Speaker 1: Some I wrote, some other people wrote Robert de Niro's.
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  Speaker 6: Here Yo, I got the gig ten days ago.
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  Speaker 4: You want a perfect monologue?
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  Speaker 1: Yo? Shut up?
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  Speaker 4: Woof. I don't know the kind of bombed what a
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  Speaker 4: kind of decent laugh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, and do we have more hym or
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  Speaker 1: is that it? I watched Barbie.
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  Speaker 4: I loved it.
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  Speaker 1: I really did love it.
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  Speaker 6: I don't want you guys to think that I'm a creep,
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  Speaker 6: but it was kind of We're being attracted to a
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  Speaker 6: plastic doll.
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  Speaker 1: It's just something about your eyes, right the whole show.
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  Speaker 1: Just close your eyebrow. Everyone just looks into your eyes
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  Speaker 1: and Margot, it's not always about you. Okay, then one
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  Speaker 1: more joke.
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  Speaker 6: Welcome back. And as you know, we came on after
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  Speaker 6: a football doubleheader. The big difference between the Golden Globes
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  Speaker 6: and the NFL. On the Golden Gloves, we have fewer
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  Speaker 6: camera shots of Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 1: I swear it's just where to go to. Sorry about that.
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  Speaker 1: Something incredibly unappeeling about that guy. I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know he's work at all. Kill me.
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  Speaker 4: This is off putting on several levels.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, before we get to what is supposed to all.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, this is a great example of clickbait klickonomics,
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  Speaker 3: just the stupidity.
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  Speaker 4: Joe Cooy is his name Joe Coy?
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  Speaker 6: J O?
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  Speaker 4: Is that a dude? I assume it's a dude.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever it is anyway, Yeah, he made a terrible joke
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  Speaker 3: about Taylor Swift had bombed and she shot him a
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  Speaker 3: look that froze time. That was a big nothing nothing happened.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, nothing happened. Well, let's play this one thing
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  Speaker 1: that's supposed to be entertaining from Will Ferrell and Kristen
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  Speaker 1: Wig went up as presenters.
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  Speaker 5: Guys, this song does something to us, as you can see,
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  Speaker 5: it always has for decades, and whoever is putting on
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  Speaker 5: this show tonight knows it.
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  Speaker 4: They wanted us to come out here and make a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of jokes and we said no.
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  Speaker 1: We said no, we want to be serious tonight. Why
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  Speaker 1: because it's a serious night. And they knew just what
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  Speaker 1: to do to get what they wanted to play our
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  Speaker 1: favorite song.
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  Speaker 5: We looked ridiculous, like a couple of j holes.
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  Speaker 1: I am embarrassed. The Golden Globes have not changed what
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  Speaker 1: they were talking.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds like there was a strong visual element to that
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  Speaker 4: that we should be informed of.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I was my son and I
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  Speaker 1: did say watching Barbie, thank God for Will Ferrell's appearance
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  Speaker 1: in there. Anything he does is funny. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what he and Keenan Thompson and a few other people
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  Speaker 1: in the history of the world. Every single thing they
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  Speaker 1: do is funny. I don't know. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: that talent or ability.
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  Speaker 3: Is well Will Ferrell. I think part of it is
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  Speaker 3: that if a bit isn't working exactly, he will take
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  Speaker 3: it over the top, to the point of setting himself
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  Speaker 3: on fire, right, if that's what it takes to get
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  Speaker 3: the last right.
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  Speaker 1: So my full admission about Barbie is I've not seen
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  Speaker 1: the whole movie, though I plan to now so started
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  Speaker 1: watching the movie about halfway through. I was thinking, you
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  Speaker 1: know this the whole this is woke, and it's a
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  Speaker 1: DEI being shoved down a throat is so overblown and
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  Speaker 1: so stupid, and why we got to quit doing that
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  Speaker 1: on the right blah blah blah blah blah. As a
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  Speaker 1: lot of my favorite people have written, let's not do
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  Speaker 1: what the left used to do when they'd say, oh,
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  Speaker 1: the bad guy's wearing black because black people are bad. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: Darth Vader's not wearing black because you're anti black. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: could shut up. That was also stupid. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: the right is now doing that with every single movie
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  Speaker 1: that comes out or song or TV show or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: and it's it's not good. It's not good. On the
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  Speaker 1: other hand, then I'm watching Barbie. They get to a
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  Speaker 1: part where I'm like, I gotta turn this off. I
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  Speaker 1: can't watch this more. I cannot watch this s anymore.
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  Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Then I found out from a friend
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  Speaker 1: of mine, you gotta keep going. It goes back and
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  Speaker 1: forth several parts. They give it to the other side
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  Speaker 1: just as much. Next then it goes back that way,
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  Speaker 1: then it goes back. It switches directions so many times,
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  Speaker 1: so I gotta give it more of a chance.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, don't look up the Leo DiCaprio Jennifer Lawrence
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  Speaker 3: vehicle with the well it's it's really a meteor destroying
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  Speaker 3: all life on Earth vehicle.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, took shots at everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Who's the lead guy in Barbie what's his name.
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  Speaker 4: Ryan Goslings.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he is hilarious. I find him a very enjoyable
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  Speaker 1: character and everything he's in.
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  Speaker 4: Huh.
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  Speaker 1: But I will watch the rest of the movie in
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  Speaker 1: Barbie movie and then report on whether or not I
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  Speaker 1: think it is Wolke or not. So here's one more
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  Speaker 1: thing to jam into our first one More Thing of
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  Speaker 1: the year. We didn't see any of the late night
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  Speaker 1: shows or play any clips from him for the last
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  Speaker 1: couple of weeks, obviously because we weren't here. So here
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  Speaker 1: is a montage I guess of some of the best jokes.
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  Speaker 7: Officials in New Mexico have begun testing wastewater at some
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  Speaker 7: high schools for illicit drugs and found that most schools
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  Speaker 7: tested positive for cocaine. And it has to be the students,
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  Speaker 7: because there's no way a teacher could afford cocaine.
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  Speaker 3: The producers of the Golden Bassler said that they want
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  Speaker 3: to make a Golden bassaor in Paradise spinoff series.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'd fun. I think you just just think an
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  Speaker 1: hour each.
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  Speaker 4: Week of contestants comparing suspicious moles.
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  Speaker 7: According to the latest data released from porn Hub, the
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  Speaker 7: search term granny increase in popularity by one hundred and
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  Speaker 7: thirty two percent, because what better to hear after who's
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  Speaker 7: your Daddy? Than I can't remember?
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  Speaker 1: For some reason, one of those jokes reminded me of this,
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  Speaker 1: and we can finish on this. I got two headlines
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  Speaker 1: from the Babylon b First of all, this one Bill
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  Speaker 1: Clinton Epstein's cause of death depends on what your definition
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  Speaker 1: of suicide is.
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  Speaker 4: Now, that's funny, a joke, that's funny. There we go.
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  Speaker 1: And then did you see the picture of Joe Biden's
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  Speaker 1: sunburn that he got, Well the hell, how are you
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  Speaker 1: eighty two years old? Eighty one? It's the same age
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  Speaker 1: as my mom. I shouldn't it. How are you that old?
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  Speaker 1: And you let yourself get that sunburned? Good lord? Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: this is from the Babylon b. White House explains that
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  Speaker 1: Biden smeared suntan lotion on his sandwich and spread mayo
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  Speaker 1: on his face. A simple mistake that happened to anyone,
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  Speaker 1: even someone without dementia.
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, but that's funny.
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  Speaker 1: His face was just beat red, like you wouldn't want
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  Speaker 1: to happen when you're twenty five, let alone when you're
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  Speaker 1: in your eighties.
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  Speaker 3: His wife, by the President's sunburn escaped me while I
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  Speaker 3: was in Germany studying the Holocaust.
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  Speaker 1: All right, sorry I didn't get to you.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I guess that's it.