Latest / Johnjay & Rich On Demand / Kyle's LOUD LAUGH and MINUTE TO WIN IT
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- 0:01Speaker 1: So I think we've worked with Kyle for a long
- 0:04Speaker 1: time on the show, like fifteen years. Maybe it's just
- 0:06Speaker 1: rounded out and I've not heard you laugh. But I
- 0:10Speaker 1: don't think I've ever made you laugh as hard as
- 0:12Speaker 1: what happened earlier this morning.
- 0:14Speaker 2: You see her laughing, Her head fell back.
- 0:16Speaker 3: Your laugh was my head falls back when I laughed
- 0:18Speaker 3: hard this.
- 0:18Speaker 4: But I've never seen that.
- 0:19Speaker 5: Listen to this, that's.
- 0:40Speaker 4: Kind of hard day.
- 0:44Speaker 1: I'll write that down on my journal today of the
- 0:46Speaker 1: things that made things that I learned today. So the
- 0:49Speaker 1: other day we're talking about things. This guy had a
- 0:51Speaker 1: thermos stuck up inside him. Who's what's inside you? And Amanda? Amanda?
- 0:55Speaker 4: What's inside you? Amanda?
- 0:59Speaker 6: You're talking to me?
- 1:00Speaker 4: Yeah, what's inside me? I guess I was being funny.
- 1:05Speaker 4: I said coffee. I really don't know. Oh really, well,
- 1:09Speaker 4: thanks for calling in.
- 1:10Speaker 5: Okay, okay, coffee works.
- 1:14Speaker 2: She has coffee instead of blood running through her veins.
- 1:17Speaker 5: Probably have a little extra energy, apparently.
- 1:23Speaker 4: What's what's the new iPhone? Like Rich got the new iPhone?
- 1:26Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:26Speaker 4: Here it is.
- 1:27Speaker 3: Everyone looks just like the old iPhone. It's really heavy.
- 1:30Speaker 3: Feel how heavy?
- 1:31Speaker 2: What number?
- 1:31Speaker 4: What number? Phone? Is this?
- 1:32Speaker 3: This is seventeen pro max I Go fourteen. There's already
- 1:37Speaker 3: a seventeen.
- 1:37Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:37Speaker 3: The camera is pretty good. That's one thing I'll say.
- 1:39Speaker 3: It's pretty fast too.
- 1:41Speaker 2: This is a pape of feather compared to.
- 1:45Speaker 3: It's really heavy.
- 1:46Speaker 5: Don't you think she's saying, Okay, I'm touching iPhones.
- 1:53Speaker 7: It's look a little bit different than camera on the
- 1:55Speaker 7: back is different.
- 1:56Speaker 3: The camera is really good. It's really fast, you know
- 1:59Speaker 3: how like when you which one from one iPhone to
- 2:01Speaker 3: the other. It happened pretty quick for me. Like I
- 2:03Speaker 3: would say normally that takes like all night. It took
- 2:06Speaker 3: me like fifteen minutes.
- 2:07Speaker 2: Okay, So how does what's the difference? Have you noticed?
- 2:10Speaker 2: They feel equally as heavy.
- 2:11Speaker 3: The only thing that I forget is when you switch
- 2:14Speaker 3: iPhones is how you have to reconnect to all your
- 2:16Speaker 3: work email and then your car just recognize your phone.
- 2:21Speaker 3: So all that stuff that John Jay you would hate
- 2:22Speaker 3: setting up with.
- 2:23Speaker 4: What's the benefit of it?
- 2:24Speaker 1: Like my wife wants to get us to go get
- 2:26Speaker 1: the new iPhones because we have the fourteens and there's
- 2:28Speaker 1: things that we.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Cameras do sound pretty cool.
- 2:30Speaker 3: The cameras are very nice.
- 2:32Speaker 4: Is that it did they change anything else up is it?
- 2:33Speaker 3: Other than it's faster, the battery lasts a lot longer,
- 2:35Speaker 3: Like you could probably go three or four.
- 2:37Speaker 4: Days and the battery lasted longer.
- 2:38Speaker 1: It was a pitch last time, Yes, and it worked
- 2:41Speaker 1: for like a day.
- 2:42Speaker 2: The iPhone where they have like the air version.
- 2:45Speaker 3: So they do have the super super Noah has that?
- 2:48Speaker 2: Oh does he?
- 2:49Speaker 3: Yeah? And his is super light okay, but then again,
- 2:52Speaker 3: I don't like good to have stereo speakers on it.
- 2:55Speaker 3: You can't live like that. Okay, you can live like
- 2:57Speaker 3: with that stereo. Life is too short for crap all show.
- 3:01Speaker 4: Is it worth it? No?
- 3:03Speaker 3: If you have one that's working, okay, just get the
- 3:05Speaker 3: new OS because I do like the new operating system,
- 3:08Speaker 3: but I wouldn't go crazy to get yourself on the answer.
- 3:10Speaker 7: My question for you the rich, you're the one that's
- 3:12Speaker 7: always up on the tech. You always get the new
- 3:14Speaker 7: iPhone weeks after it releases. Was there ever an iPhone
- 3:17Speaker 7: drop that you were like, oh my gosh, this is
- 3:19Speaker 7: the next big thing.
- 3:20Speaker 3: I think with the difference is that it used to
- 3:22Speaker 3: be that they'd make these giant leaps and technology, and
- 3:24Speaker 3: Apple doesn't do that anymore. They just kind of inch
- 3:27Speaker 3: it forward a little bit. We're like Samsung will have
- 3:29Speaker 3: something completely new and different that nobody's ever seen before.
- 3:32Speaker 3: I don't think Apple's in that game. I think they
- 3:34Speaker 3: just make it a little bit better every time, just
- 3:36Speaker 3: a little bit.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Well, if you're like my wife and I, we got
- 3:39Speaker 1: the fourteen and we just need to upgrade, so might
- 3:41Speaker 1: as we'll just get the seventeen, you might as well
- 3:43Speaker 1: way more expensive the same thing.
- 3:44Speaker 3: Well, I did a trade in so mine, you know,
- 3:47Speaker 3: I don't. I don't really buy mine. I just do
- 3:48Speaker 3: the Once a new one comes out, you get an
- 3:50Speaker 3: upgrade because the technology is changing all the time, So
- 3:53Speaker 3: you might as well not come it cash.
- 3:55Speaker 4: Like you have eighteen t and it's like you make
- 3:57Speaker 4: monthly payments.
- 3:58Speaker 3: And make a monthly payment with my bill, and then
- 4:00Speaker 3: when the new one comes out, you get the new one.
- 4:01Speaker 1: Okay, I hope that's what we have. I'm not sure
- 4:03Speaker 1: you should. By the way, I gotta give painting some credit.
- 4:07Speaker 1: She talked about this show called Chad Powers on Hulu.
- 4:09Speaker 1: It's pretty damn good. It's I'm three episodes in. Oh really, yeah,
- 4:12Speaker 1: it's pretty funny, it's got a little bit, it's it's
- 4:14Speaker 1: it's a ripoff of Eastbounding Down with Kenny Powers, and
- 4:20Speaker 1: it's trying to be a little bit of Ted Lasso.
- 4:23Speaker 3: Okay, so it's irreverent and also charmings.
- 4:25Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, the guy, you don't like the guy,
- 4:28Speaker 1: you do like the guy, and then there's some lessons
- 4:30Speaker 1: and then it's just that it's just it's pretty funny.
- 4:33Speaker 4: There's some laugh out loud are.
- 4:34Speaker 3: You rooting for the anti hero kind of thing, like when.
- 4:37Speaker 1: He can't he gets put on the spot, he can't improvise,
- 4:39Speaker 1: and he just like.
- 4:40Speaker 4: Oh, COVID, COVID, it's whatever. That part is funny.
- 4:46Speaker 1: I know, I'm talking about every time someone's sick, it's
- 4:49Speaker 1: the COVID nineteen virus. And Glenn Powell wrote and produced
- 4:53Speaker 1: a lot of these things. I don't know, it makes
- 4:55Speaker 1: you like him more as an actor because he's so funny,
- 4:57Speaker 1: and I mean there's stuff that crosses the line.
- 4:59Speaker 2: I mean, like, you know, yeah, there's some cancelable things. Yeah,
- 5:02Speaker 2: Power says.
- 5:03Speaker 4: Yeah, there's and does like there's just some things like
- 5:06Speaker 4: what the heck?
- 5:06Speaker 1: I mean, it's just I'm not expecting that anymore on TV.
- 5:10Speaker 1: But it's it's it's really good I recommend it. The
- 5:14Speaker 1: only problem, Kyle, it is.
- 5:14Speaker 2: On Hulu, which is why I have watched.
- 5:17Speaker 7: You would really like it, Kyle, Like I think it
- 5:19Speaker 7: would be worth jumping through the hoops to go onto Hulu.
- 5:22Speaker 5: There is no shoe, no shoe, no shoe or show.
- 5:27Speaker 1: Pin goes uh like, recommend it. And I brought up, oh, yeah,
- 5:30Speaker 1: how to of girls on there? And she's like, she
- 5:32Speaker 1: is hawk to a girl like a big party, big
- 5:35Speaker 1: part in the first five minutes where they say hock
- 5:37Speaker 1: to a girl and they used that phrase over and
- 5:40Speaker 1: over and over again.
- 5:41Speaker 7: I must have been making Myzza rolls at that time.
- 5:44Speaker 8: Girls here, the hawk to girls here. Yeah, don't call
- 5:47Speaker 8: me hawk to a girl. My name is Hailey. And
- 5:50Speaker 8: then and then how to a girl goes uh. Don't
- 5:52Speaker 8: tell people you know me? Why hawk to a girl?
- 5:54Speaker 8: Like Pyton not see that.
- 5:56Speaker 3: I'm so happy you're here because I used to be
- 5:59Speaker 3: the one on the show that watched the least amount
- 6:01Speaker 3: of TV when I was watching it. Payton takes the crowd, Yeah,
- 6:04Speaker 3: you may have the crowd.
- 6:05Speaker 4: Hey, we need to contest it for minute to win it.
- 6:07Speaker 1: Call us right now eight seven, seven, nine three seven
- 6:09Speaker 1: one oh four seven your chance of winning Pat Hicky
- 6:12Speaker 1: and pure Fords thousand dollars.
- 6:14Speaker 4: We do it after Alex Warren, so real quick before
- 6:22Speaker 4: play minute to win it.
- 6:23Speaker 1: We were talking about the new iPhone that came out right,
- 6:25Speaker 1: and I guess right when we were talking about it,
- 6:27Speaker 1: I got a phone call.
- 6:28Speaker 4: I didn't pick it up, and they left the voicemail message,
- 6:31Speaker 4: get this.
- 6:50Speaker 5: The payment of one ninety nine dollars for the recent
- 6:52Speaker 5: order of Apple iPhone seventeen pro on your account. If
- 6:56Speaker 5: you do not authorize this payment, please press one to
- 6:58Speaker 5: speak to our customers.
- 7:00Speaker 4: I do not authorize that I did not order an iPhone.
- 7:02Speaker 2: Are you sure your wife didn't?
- 7:03Speaker 4: Yeah, but she.
- 7:03Speaker 1: Wouldn't know which one I want because her and I
- 7:05Speaker 1: have different iPhones. Like I like the small one, she
- 7:08Speaker 1: gets the big one. Like isn't that weird? That would
- 7:10Speaker 1: just get a folk.
- 7:11Speaker 3: Call toutched it in order one about.
- 7:14Speaker 5: Your family first, and then I think, yeah, you might
- 7:17Speaker 5: have had someone never.
- 7:18Speaker 1: Ever and our lives have anyone gone and ordered a
- 7:21Speaker 1: phone without especially your husband and wife, without talking about
- 7:24Speaker 1: what phone you want?
- 7:25Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, Like, I don't think she
- 7:26Speaker 4: would make it.
- 7:27Speaker 5: She you have ordered that for herself and you guys
- 7:28Speaker 5: are on the same account, so you get it.
- 7:30Speaker 4: You could have done a million things.
- 7:30Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is we just talked about it,
- 7:32Speaker 1: and I got a Voicemil message and I ordered to
- 7:33Speaker 1: seventy mine dollar phone.
- 7:34Speaker 4: Which I don't want to pay it.
- 7:35Speaker 3: That's pretty fasted for her phone. That's why you should
- 7:36Speaker 3: just lease it.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Hi, Melanie, Hi, Hello, all right, you got a thousand
- 7:42Speaker 1: dollars on the line, could be yours thanks to Pat
- 7:44Speaker 1: Haicky and Peeria Ford.
- 7:45Speaker 3: I really like your chances. Sixty seconds on the clock, Melanie,
- 7:48Speaker 3: let's go finish the title of this new album by
- 7:52Speaker 3: Taylor Swift, Life of a Blank show Girl. If you're
- 7:57Speaker 3: ordering something that is short tall, CONTI tee. Where are you, Starbuck?
- 8:03Speaker 3: What car maker makes the Corolla, Camray and fore Runner Toyota?
- 8:08Speaker 4: In?
- 8:09Speaker 3: What country? Would you find Mount Olympus in the United States.
- 8:24Speaker 2: Or something?
- 8:25Speaker 3: It is grease or something? In fact, it is Greece. Yeah,
- 8:29Speaker 3: oh man, you were on fire there.
- 8:30Speaker 6: Mel Oh gosh, I suck.
- 8:34Speaker 3: No.
- 8:36Speaker 2: I would have got that wrong for sure.
- 8:38Speaker 3: I think under pressure, these are tough.
- 8:40Speaker 9: Oh god, I listened.
- 8:41Speaker 10: What time I can get this?
- 8:42Speaker 6: I can get this but yeah, thanks felt me.
- 8:46Speaker 2: Once that clock starts taking the pressure.
- 8:49Speaker 4: Yeah, I know for sure.
- 8:53Speaker 6: All right, thanks guys, Oh.
- 8:56Speaker 3: Richard, I know I feel bad when you can weigh
- 8:58Speaker 3: that money.
- 8:59Speaker 4: Let's get an update and rich being married for two years?
- 9:02Speaker 3: Yeah, which, which, what do you know about first? Stacy
- 9:05Speaker 3: and her drunk friends.
- 9:06Speaker 4: Yeah, started runk friends.
- 9:08Speaker 3: So over the weekend, one of Stacy's galpals had a
- 9:12Speaker 3: birthday and they decided it was going to be kind
- 9:14Speaker 3: of a little bit of a They're going to get
- 9:15Speaker 3: a little little sauced. So they took the party back
- 9:19Speaker 3: to our house and they were both getting sauce to
- 9:22Speaker 3: the point where her friend was starting to do that
- 9:25Speaker 3: thing where she was starting to waiver, and you could
- 9:28Speaker 3: tell that if we didn't get her home right away,
- 9:30Speaker 3: she was going to fall fall asleep and pass out.
- 9:32Speaker 3: And then we're stuck with her for the weekend. She
- 9:34Speaker 3: wasn't going to go anywhere. So I'm literally standing her
- 9:38Speaker 3: up and saying, Stacy and I are going to take
- 9:40Speaker 3: you home. We have to take you home. So we
- 9:43Speaker 3: we sort of usher her out, I mean literally, because
- 9:46Speaker 3: she's starting to fall asleep, usher out, get her in
- 9:48Speaker 3: my truck, and I'm driving towards her house and I said, Stacy,
- 9:51Speaker 3: where does she live? She's like, well, I don't know.
- 9:53Speaker 3: I forgot. So then I'm asking her friend. I'm like,
- 9:56Speaker 3: I know we're in your neighborhood, but what street is her?
- 9:58Speaker 3: She's like this one that says dead end. And so
- 10:00Speaker 3: we turned down the street and she is all, none
- 10:03Speaker 3: of these are my houses. I said, okay, can you
- 10:06Speaker 3: text me your address? I'll put in my nave and
- 10:10Speaker 3: then I can I can get you inside your house
- 10:12Speaker 3: and everything will be okay. So she texted me the
- 10:15Speaker 3: address for Red Robin, somewhere in Gilbert. That's not her
- 10:17Speaker 3: shouldn't live at Red Robin. So we finally get her
- 10:23Speaker 3: to her house, and now Stacey's a little you know,
- 10:27Speaker 3: she's tired at this point. So she's like, let's just
- 10:30Speaker 3: watch her and make sure she gets into the house
- 10:32Speaker 3: before we take off. So I kind of back up
- 10:33Speaker 3: a little bit and I put my headlights in the
- 10:35Speaker 3: door and I don't see the door open for a
- 10:38Speaker 3: good thirty seconds. And I'm looking and I'm looking like, well,
- 10:41Speaker 3: I see a cat outside, but I don't see her.
- 10:43Speaker 3: I go, do you want me to check to make
- 10:44Speaker 3: sure that she's gotten inside her house because she looks
- 10:47Speaker 3: like she's drifted behind like a like a big stucco
- 10:51Speaker 3: poll and I don't see her door opening. I don't
- 10:54Speaker 3: know where she went. So I walk out and she
- 10:57Speaker 3: literally had drifted to the right, was leaning her house
- 11:00Speaker 3: that had fallen asleep, standing against her house. She was lit. Finally,
- 11:08Speaker 3: I went, hey, are you okay? She's like, I got
- 11:10Speaker 3: my key, I got my key. Everything's great. So she
- 11:12Speaker 3: got inside and I checked the next morning. I'm like,
- 11:14Speaker 3: you know, I deal with drunk people when my band
- 11:16Speaker 3: plays in bars, but never like this in a long time,
- 11:18Speaker 3: maybe not since I was just twenty one. Have I
- 11:21Speaker 3: seen anybody in my world? Well maybe besides our wedding,
- 11:24Speaker 3: that blitch. But I didn't have to be responsible for
- 11:26Speaker 3: anybody at all. So anyway, she's okay, she's fun, she's
- 11:31Speaker 3: fun to hang out.
- 11:32Speaker 4: Okay, drunk at Rich's house.
- 11:34Speaker 3: I'm getting out of there because you know what's next.
- 11:36Speaker 3: You couldn't throw up at some point? Did get her
- 11:38Speaker 3: home safely, because I throw up is gonna happen soon.
- 11:41Speaker 3: I don't need any of that. He's terrified.
- 11:44Speaker 1: I was like, speaking of drunk women, do you gu
- 11:46Speaker 1: see the video I post some Instagram this morning. No, okay,
- 11:48Speaker 1: get this. Let me tell you the story for you. Look,
- 11:50Speaker 1: I'm driving in this morning. It's pitch black outside, and
- 11:52Speaker 1: I see this little dog running in front of me
- 11:54Speaker 1: in the street, like like darting.
- 11:56Speaker 4: Like I'm like, whoa is that a dog? Yet not
- 11:59Speaker 4: a dog because it was far away and it was
- 12:00Speaker 4: a little dog.
- 12:01Speaker 1: So I get closer and this woman comes running out
- 12:03Speaker 1: in the street and she's got three or four tree
- 12:06Speaker 1: branches in her hand, and she's barefoot, and she's chasing
- 12:09Speaker 1: after the dog. And then she she stops in the
- 12:13Speaker 1: middle of the street and walks slowly to the side
- 12:15Speaker 1: of the street where the dog is. And then I'm like,
- 12:17Speaker 1: does she need my help? That she So I immediately
- 12:20Speaker 1: grab my phone and start filming. So I'm filming. I
- 12:24Speaker 1: rolled down the window and about to ask her if
- 12:25Speaker 1: she needs help, and she turns around and she looks
- 12:28Speaker 1: at me, and she's got a cigarette in her mouth
- 12:30Speaker 1: and she's clearly affected the zombie disease that looks like.
- 12:34Speaker 4: And then I got scared and I left.
- 12:35Speaker 7: Yeah, he does a double take at you, like what
- 12:39Speaker 7: does this guy want? Like you were the weird one
- 12:41Speaker 7: in that situation that.
- 12:43Speaker 4: Happened right here, right that window.
- 12:46Speaker 3: Scary area, right, anybody walking around at that time of
- 12:50Speaker 3: the morning here in our neighborhood, that's bad news.
- 12:52Speaker 1: I had worked here since two thousand and six, and
- 12:54Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like that what I saw this
- 12:56Speaker 1: morning and yesterday I got it. I'm parking in a
- 13:00Speaker 1: new place now in the area because I get more steps,
- 13:02Speaker 1: and I'm walking in yesterday and I see this guy.
- 13:04Speaker 1: Looks he's about seven feet seven feet two, white guy
- 13:08Speaker 1: jogging in our parking lot, coming out of nowhere, out
- 13:09Speaker 1: of the freeway. The freeway's right there, so I filmed
- 13:12Speaker 1: him jogging.
- 13:12Speaker 2: I might post I saw that.
- 13:14Speaker 3: I thought you did post that.
- 13:15Speaker 2: Did you post?
- 13:15Speaker 4: Nobody? I haven't posted on my feet.
- 13:16Speaker 1: I put on the story, okay, because now I might
- 13:18Speaker 1: have a new segment on my Instagram of people in
- 13:19Speaker 1: our parking lot.
- 13:20Speaker 5: Yeah, well, get people of Walmart, of our parking lots
- 13:24Speaker 5: taken over.
- 13:24Speaker 1: But what I'm trying to understand, Like, I get she
- 13:26Speaker 1: has the dog and she's barefoot. Maybe she's a drug addict,
- 13:29Speaker 1: But I don't understand the tree branches, like lots of
- 13:32Speaker 1: tree branches.
- 13:32Speaker 4: Where is me for the dog?
- 13:34Speaker 2: She wasn't hurting it. I know she was making a
- 13:35Speaker 2: bed for it.
- 13:36Speaker 1: No, she was coming out there, she was they were
- 13:38Speaker 1: moving like she wasn't making a bed for it. Oh,
- 13:40Speaker 1: oh Nick, you know, Oh oh take this call.
- 13:44Speaker 4: Okay, Oh yeah, Nick had a figure. Hi Nicole. I
- 13:47Speaker 4: was like, Ni, Nick, that's my wife. Yeah, Nick, go ahead, Nicole.
- 13:52Speaker 6: Oh, do not call back that number. And if they
- 13:55Speaker 6: call you, don't answer it and give them any information.
- 13:58Speaker 6: It's a scam.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Oh you're talking about the the iPhone that says about
- 14:01Speaker 1: an iPhone?
- 14:02Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, yeah, if you actually did order it, like
- 14:05Speaker 10: I ordered mine from AT and T, and AT and
- 14:08Speaker 10: T texted me and emailed me like a confirmation, you're
- 14:11Speaker 10: not going to get some random.
- 14:13Speaker 9: Call being like press one blah blah blah. Like that's
- 14:17Speaker 9: a total scam. And sometimes I'll get it in my
- 14:20Speaker 9: iCloud account like oh, your your iPhone order with placed
- 14:25Speaker 9: blah blah blah.
- 14:26Speaker 6: And you look at the receipt and it looks legit.
- 14:28Speaker 6: But then if you look at where the email is
- 14:30Speaker 6: coming from, it's some random long email that doesn't make sense,
- 14:35Speaker 6: and so you just like, you know, put it ads junk.
- 14:38Speaker 6: But yeah, don't don't call that person back, and do
- 14:40Speaker 6: not press one.
- 14:42Speaker 3: Okay, never press one.
- 14:45Speaker 9: My phone.
- 14:46Speaker 6: When you were saying I'm like, oh my god, don't
- 14:48Speaker 6: do that please, I'm glad I didn't.
- 14:49Speaker 4: Thanks for listening. Have a wonderful day.
- 14:51Speaker 6: Yeah you too, Thanks guys.
- 14:53Speaker 4: B