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STACKS and HACKS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for stacks and hacks. I have stax information, Rich
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  Speaker 1: has life hacks, and I think this first piece of
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  Speaker 1: information is going to stick with you all day today,
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  Speaker 1: especially because Kyle doesn't like people touching your face right now.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do your husband ever touch your face. Every single
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  Speaker 1: person has face mites living on their face right now
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  Speaker 1: their microscopic. They're currently swimming around in the oil in
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  Speaker 1: your purse, and they even have sex on your face.
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  Speaker 1: Last person on your face, they're on your face doing
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  Speaker 1: it right now. Cock a pall by the American Christmas
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  Speaker 1: Tree Association found that fake trees are now the overwhelming favorite.
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  Speaker 1: Eighty three percent of people who plan to put a
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  Speaker 1: tree up will use a fake one. Yeah, because you
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  Speaker 1: can put it up right now. Who has a fake
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  Speaker 1: one right now? It's Pyton, You have a fake one?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, well, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't have one up. Researchers say raccoons may be inching
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  Speaker 1: closer to becoming pets, and one of the main developments
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  Speaker 1: is that their facial features are evolving too.
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  Speaker 2: The cuter, huge, scary as hell. You see them dragging
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  Speaker 2: through the crash durable.
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  Speaker 1: Get this, A man who arranged to have his wife
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  Speaker 1: frozen until science advanced enough to cure her lung cancer
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  Speaker 1: has now moved on and he has a new girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: So his wife's just frozen and he's like, we got ah,
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  Speaker 1: well wait too, you sure? Hey, I'm thinking of unfreezing Francine.
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  Speaker 1: They got a brain, they got a cure, and has
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  Speaker 1: there I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know, has there been successful unfreezing people?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, there's a place here that does it. It's
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  Speaker 1: the one. It's really really fare people. But they don't
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  Speaker 1: unfreeze him yet until they find a cure. There's a
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  Speaker 1: new country song called cold Beer. You guys heard it?
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  Speaker 2: All sounds like every country song.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny. It's not really a country song by a
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  Speaker 1: professional artist. It's this group of guys. They mashed up
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  Speaker 1: fifty different country artists singing the phrase cold beer over
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  Speaker 1: and over again, and they turned into a country song,
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  Speaker 1: which is amazing because it sounds like a real country song.
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  Speaker 1: But it's just the words cold beer from other country songs. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: check this out, cold.
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  Speaker 3: Beer, cold bear, cold beer, colber when the cold cold,
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  Speaker 3: cold beer, cool cold.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty good. That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: I recognize a few of them.
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  Speaker 1: That's great. It's not even a like a real song.
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  Speaker 1: But uh so, there was this runaway goat in Detroit recently.
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  Speaker 1: He's running up and down the streets. But what's gone
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  Speaker 1: viral about it is the girl like screams from the guy.
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  Speaker 1: They got scared. He climbed on top of the car
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  Speaker 1: all freaked out. So this is this is him screaming
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  Speaker 1: once the goat showed up, and then him talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: Smokey here is a neighborhood favorite.
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  Speaker 2: He's scared the female out of me. Just looks in
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  Speaker 2: the window, make sure he was okay. And my mom
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  Speaker 2: running outside with a knife, but she's so scared of
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  Speaker 2: animals go trying to hump us.
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  Speaker 1: I don't blame them. We laugh, but we'd all be
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  Speaker 1: screaming in Florida. This video is going viral, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna describe the video then played for you. This is
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  Speaker 1: so weird. So it's a it's a next door can
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  Speaker 1: the doorbell camera of a guy. You see the video
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  Speaker 1: of this guy rollerblading by this house, and there's like
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  Speaker 1: a nice car in the drive like a Lamborghini, and
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  Speaker 1: for some reda's the guy in the road blades feels
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  Speaker 1: like he just turns into the driveway wants to talk
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  Speaker 1: to the owner of the house about the Lamborghini. He
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  Speaker 1: has no shirt on, he's got rollerblades, so he rolls
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  Speaker 1: up to the front of the door rings or knocks
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  Speaker 1: the door rings, the doorbell whatever to talk to tell
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  Speaker 1: the guy, I love your car. But as he's waiting
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  Speaker 1: for the guy to answer, he slips and falls off
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  Speaker 1: his rollerblades and is now lying on the floor, and
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  Speaker 1: he asked the guy to call it. The guy who's
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  Speaker 1: the guy with the Lambeau woops the door and he's like,
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  Speaker 1: can he call my wife? I bell, You're gonna hear
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  Speaker 1: this shirtless guy fall, that's what you hear.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, No, I was gonna talk about cars.
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  Speaker 1: Could you call my wife? Yeah? Man, you have like no,
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  Speaker 1: I swept and twisted.
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  Speaker 2: I saw you with your lamb Yeah. He was just
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  Speaker 2: a super friendly guy.
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  Speaker 1: The white pot, though, is a white pot that I
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  Speaker 1: think you can all relate to. But I could feel that. Yeah, okay. Also,
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  Speaker 1: we've talked a lot about like the T s A.
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  Speaker 1: Scanners going through the airport and stuff, right, and so
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  Speaker 1: check this out. I don't know if this is true
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  Speaker 1: or not. This happened to this woman. Uh, she got
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  Speaker 1: detected because She says, it's the time of the month
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  Speaker 1: and the radar detectors can pick it up. She explains
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  Speaker 1: exactly happen. I don't know if that's true. Checks out,
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  Speaker 1: So you TSA and it starts beeping.
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  Speaker 2: She looked at the grass, big.
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  Speaker 1: Red box right on my crutch.
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  Speaker 2: And it was not my pins.
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  Speaker 1: I asked them, did you pick up my tampon?
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  Speaker 2: Like seriously?
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  Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, no, no, no, it's just it
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  Speaker 1: detects extra lawyers, like why are you lying about it?
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  Speaker 1: Like that's such a weird thing to.
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  Speaker 2: Lie about, Like why don't you just tell me that? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: with your tampa.
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  Speaker 1: They were getting all like hush hushy about it, like
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't even suggest something like that.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, it's life.
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  Speaker 1: Who cares, it's life? Have you ever heard that before?
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  Speaker 2: I know that it makes sense, though it's not you know,
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  Speaker 2: you're looking for things that are where they normally would.
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  Speaker 1: Like you're looking for metal, So is there like heavy
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  Speaker 1: metals in her tampon? That's crazy, pretty scary. Actually, let's
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  Speaker 1: try it next time rich you go through all right,
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  Speaker 1: I'll try it, see what happens. Did you know that
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  Speaker 1: cold weather makes us hungriier. The site study fines did
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  Speaker 1: an article and waste to fight it. They say, you
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  Speaker 1: add more spice to your food. Drink glass of thirty
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  Speaker 1: minutes before meals, Eat the most high fiber food on
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  Speaker 1: your plate first. It slows down digestion. It makes you
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  Speaker 1: feel full faster.
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  Speaker 2: I mean when it rains, don't you automatically think about
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  Speaker 2: mashed potatoes or something like that?
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  Speaker 1: No comfort food? Yeah, soup, I think soup, mashed potatoes.
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  Speaker 1: Who little random? I do love potatoes, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: necessarily associates outside. You got some soup and so next
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  Speaker 1: Thursday's Thanksgiving, forty seven percent of Americans say sitting at
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  Speaker 1: the kids table sounds more appealing than ever this Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: Millennials were most likely to agree sixty percent. So this
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  Speaker 1: wine company pulled and said, you know, what would you
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  Speaker 1: What are you hoping to avoid on Thanksgiving? Okay? Number
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  Speaker 1: one answer? Politics, of course, money, appearance, or weight. Don't
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  Speaker 1: shame anyone for what's on their plate. Don't talk about religion.
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  Speaker 1: Avoid questions about anybody's ex Why isn't Jerry here this year?
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  Speaker 1: Especially if a new person. Don't bring up work or
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  Speaker 1: career issues. Don't bring up personal struggles. Don't bring up
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  Speaker 1: current relationship status, and don't bring up other family members,
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  Speaker 1: Like what the hell you got to talk about? Ye
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  Speaker 1: oh you have life hacks? Rich?
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, if your kitchen trash always smells like
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  Speaker 2: a crime scene, I want you to try this. This
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  Speaker 2: is so cheap and you guys are gonna love this.
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  Speaker 2: Just drop a few squares of toilet paper in the
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  Speaker 2: bottom of the trash can like you're tucking it into bed,
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  Speaker 2: and then just add a couple of drops of essential oil.
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  Speaker 2: So here's the magic part of that. The toilet paper
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  Speaker 2: acts like a little secret sponge. It absorbs drips from
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  Speaker 2: the leaky bags, and it holds onto the scent way
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  Speaker 2: longer than those expensive trash cans that say that they
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  Speaker 2: smell like deodorizer. So the toilet paper holds the lavender, lemon,
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  Speaker 2: whatever you you put on it's oil a lot longer,
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  Speaker 2: it's cheap, it's easy, and your trash can stops bullying
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  Speaker 2: you in your own kitchen.
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  Speaker 1: So try that.
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  Speaker 2: Lifpack is up at John Jayandrich dot com.