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- 0:00Speaker 1: Get it off your chest. We promise you'll feel better.
- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome to Dirty Little Secret with Billy the Kid in
- 0:06Speaker 1: the morning.
- 0:07Speaker 2: The new mix, 102.9.
- 0:08Speaker 1: Ryan, thank you for having us on this morning. Confess,
- 0:12Speaker 1: tell us your secrets. Come on, 833-787-1029. It's Billy the Kid,
- 0:17Speaker 1: Candace Lopez is over there, Pooh's over there. We need
- 0:19Speaker 1: to figure out a day where we can do our
- 0:20Speaker 1: secrets again. It's been a while. Yeah.
- 0:22Speaker 2: Where we can each do a secret.
- 0:23Speaker 1: But I don't know if I ever want to do
- 0:25Speaker 1: that again because I felt like I was the only
- 0:27Speaker 1: one who did a real secret. And then everybody else
- 0:30Speaker 1: was like, Candice was like, hmm, I toot sometimes.
- 0:33Speaker 2: You know, it was like some, like, we know. My
- 0:35Speaker 2: secret was the worst, was different than both of y'all's.
- 0:38Speaker 2: I don't even remember what they were.
- 0:39Speaker 1: I don't remember what your secret was.
- 0:40Speaker 2: I met up with my ex, and I didn't tell y'all.
- 0:43Speaker 1: Yeah, it was okay. I felt like, you know.
- 0:46Speaker 2: Okay?
- 0:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 0:47Speaker 2: No, I mean, that wasn't that bad.
- 0:48Speaker 1: That was a good secret. That was a good secret.
- 0:50Speaker 1: Your secret was what, though, Candice? I forget what it was.
- 0:52Speaker 1: I don't even remember. Did I try nail polish in
- 0:54Speaker 1: the store? Yeah.
- 0:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 0:56Speaker 1: You acted like you broke the law.
- 0:58Speaker 2: Or that she put sweet potatoes in her meatloaf. It's good.
- 1:05Speaker 2: Don't knock it until you try it.
- 1:06Speaker 1: Do you really do that?
- 1:08Speaker 2: Yes. It's delicious.
- 1:10Speaker 1: God.
- 1:10Speaker 2: It's so good. Candice and her, you need to come
- 1:13Speaker 2: up with a cookbook. Okay.
- 1:15Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Just like, no, I'm not
- 1:17Speaker 1: saying it's not good. By the way, don't look at
- 1:20Speaker 1: me with that mean look. Who's the one who already,
- 1:22Speaker 1: he roasts your food every time.
- 1:24Speaker 3: No, I don't.
- 1:25Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's 0 for like three.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Wait. Wow. Wait. The shade.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Two for three. Yeah, because the last two items you
- 1:33Speaker 2: brought up here were good.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Remember? Oh, okay. Good. Yeah.
- 1:36Speaker 2: What was the one that wasn't good? That was the
- 1:39Speaker 2: chili a long time ago. That was the chili a
- 1:40Speaker 2: long time ago because it had too many beans.
- 1:42Speaker 1: That's it. Wow.
- 1:43Speaker 2: But everything else was good.
- 1:44Speaker 1: Like my confetti sourdough. Exactly.
- 1:46Speaker 2: Her sourdough was on point.
- 1:47Speaker 1: Yeah, you are a good baker.
- 1:48Speaker 2: And she made some other stuff. Yeah, she brought up here.
- 1:51Speaker 2: It was good, too. Yeah.
- 1:52Speaker 1: Look at him now trying to win points.
- 1:53Speaker 2: No, I'm telling the truth.
- 1:55Speaker 1: At least I'm honest.
- 1:56Speaker 2: Billy would be lying.
- 1:56Speaker 1: No, I don't. I thought your chili was good. You're
- 1:58Speaker 1: stirring too hard. Yeah, you're stirring. You're stirring. You got
- 2:02Speaker 1: a secret. Let us know.
- 2:03Speaker 2: You're Howard stirring.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, whatever. You got a secret.
- 2:07Speaker 2: Go ahead.
- 2:08Speaker 3: OK, so my secret is about my ex-boyfriend. And because
- 2:12Speaker 3: we're kind of the same circle of friends, I haven't
- 2:14Speaker 3: been able to tell anybody. And it's just like been
- 2:17Speaker 3: eating me alive. I don't want to embarrass him, but
- 2:20Speaker 3: I have to get this off my chest.
- 2:22Speaker 2: OK.
- 2:23Speaker 3: It's kind of weird.
- 2:24Speaker 1: All right. Is some weird that he does or some
- 2:26Speaker 1: weird that you know about him?
- 2:27Speaker 3: OK, well, first, I just want to say the guy's
- 2:30Speaker 3: a total catch. I mean, he's good looking. He played
- 2:33Speaker 3: football and not only in high school, but also in college.
- 2:36Speaker 3: He's loaded. He works in finance. He drives a great car.
- 2:40Speaker 3: He's he's just he's a he's a nice guy.
- 2:42Speaker 1: What the hell happened? He's the best guy ever. Why
- 2:44Speaker 1: aren't you with him?
- 2:47Speaker 2: It didn't work?
- 2:48Speaker 3: Honestly, he's like the last person you would expect this from. But, okay,
- 2:53Speaker 3: so when we would get frisky, he wanted, like, one
- 2:57Speaker 3: thing only.
- 2:58Speaker 2: He wanted.
- 2:59Speaker 3: baby talk. And I'm dead serious. I'm not just talking
- 3:02Speaker 3: about like occasionally saying something cute. It was like full on,
- 3:06Speaker 3: full blown baby voice.
- 3:08Speaker 1: Like the first time he brought it up. Yeah.
- 3:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:11Speaker 3: Like the first time he brought it up, I was,
- 3:13Speaker 3: I was like kind of laughing. I thought he was joking.
- 3:15Speaker 1: You are, you gotta be joking. What do you mean
- 3:18Speaker 1: baby talk?
- 3:19Speaker 3: I'm like, this, this is a joke, right?
- 3:21Speaker 1: Like when you're getting frisky, he liked the, the baby talk.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Or he liked it at all times. Okay, the frisky
- 3:29Speaker 1: part is weird.
- 3:30Speaker 2: It's all weird. No, I can't.
- 3:33Speaker 1: What? Yeah, no.
- 3:34Speaker 3: I mean, we'd be like watching TV and he'd be like,
- 3:37Speaker 3: me need some love and attention. You got my little tummy.
- 3:44Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm like.
- 3:46Speaker 3: Oh my God, you're like loaded and you're like doing
- 3:49Speaker 3: baby talk. And then, and so like, at first I
- 3:53Speaker 3: was like, I don't know if I could play along
- 3:55Speaker 3: with this, but then he would like pout.
- 3:57Speaker 2: He would pout?
- 3:59Speaker 3: No. He would pout, he'd get all quiet. And so
- 4:03Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, I guess I'll play along. But man,
- 4:05Speaker 3: talk about a mood killer. I'm like, he was a
- 4:09Speaker 3: down former college player, like asking questions. Does my little
- 4:12Speaker 3: princess want to play?
- 4:16Speaker 1: Stop it.
- 4:17Speaker 2: There's something psychological there.
- 4:20Speaker 1: So not only would he want to baby talk, he
- 4:23Speaker 1: would also baby talk you.
- 4:25Speaker 2: So he liked you talking. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 4:27Speaker 3: No, this was mostly him. I mean, I had to
- 4:29Speaker 3: be like, who's my big strong boy?
- 4:32Speaker 2: No. And then I'm like, yes.
- 4:34Speaker 1: Who's my big strong boy?
- 4:36Speaker 3: Yes.
- 4:39Speaker 1: Okay. I mean, obviously this is a deal breaker. I
- 4:42Speaker 1: was going to say why it didn't work out. And
- 4:44Speaker 1: then I'm like, okay, I don't care. I mean, could
- 4:46Speaker 1: you deal with, this is the weirdest thing. If somebody
- 4:49Speaker 1: said this to me, I'd be like, I gotta, I
- 4:51Speaker 1: gotta go. Yeah.
- 4:52Speaker 2: Did he have a traumatic childhood or something?
- 4:55Speaker 1: Why is he reverting back to that?
- 4:57Speaker 3: Think so I know I just I couldn't do it
- 5:00Speaker 3: anymore like I'm trying not to judge like everybody do
- 5:03Speaker 3: your own thing but for me I was like I
- 5:05Speaker 3: can't do this like that's not normal oh my god
- 5:08Speaker 3: yeah so that was like the end of it even
- 5:10Speaker 3: though he's rich good looking you know big good dude
- 5:14Speaker 3: total catch you just couldn't do it I know so
- 5:16Speaker 3: sad total deal breaker yeah I was just like I
- 5:19Speaker 3: just it was too hard I couldn't fake it I
- 5:22Speaker 3: couldn't fake it anymore.
- 5:23Speaker 1: But why you don't want to play with me laughing
- 5:26Speaker 1: Do you need a nap first? Exactly. Did you say
- 5:31Speaker 1: he used to tell you to wub his little tummy?
- 5:34Speaker 2: No.
- 5:34Speaker 3: Yes, wub.
- 5:35Speaker 1: Wub, wub, wub.
- 5:36Speaker 3: Wub.
- 5:37Speaker 2: I wub you. I wub you, baby.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Ew.
- 5:41Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 5:42Speaker 1: No.
- 5:42Speaker 2: I'm so mad at this guy, and I don't even
- 5:44Speaker 2: know him.
- 5:45Speaker 1: No, seriously, this is like beyond bizarre. Candice, imagine if
- 5:51Speaker 1: a guy did this to you.
- 5:53Speaker 2: No, you're not.
- 5:55Speaker 1: Trust me, he is. I mean, if a guy did
- 5:59Speaker 1: this to you, Candice, could you ever look past it? No.
- 6:02Speaker 1: No matter how successful? No.
- 6:04Speaker 2: Good looking?
- 6:04Speaker 1: No.
- 6:05Speaker 2: Come on, Candice.
- 6:06Speaker 3: No.
- 6:07Speaker 1: It's weird. It's too weird.
- 6:08Speaker 2: It's too weird?
- 6:09Speaker 1: Okay, all right. I'm trying to think if it was opposite,
- 6:12Speaker 1: if there was a woman who was... Totally successful. Beautiful.
- 6:14Speaker 2: Y'all could look past it.
- 6:15Speaker 1: Huh? Y'all could look past it.
- 6:17Speaker 2: Did Martha Stewart talk like that to you, Billy?
- 6:19Speaker 1: No, come on.
- 6:19Speaker 2: What would you do?
- 6:20Speaker 1: Martha Stewart. Want me to bake you a pumpkin pie?
- 6:24Speaker 1: I'd be like, Martha, yes, I do. Ah!
- 6:31Speaker 2: No, but honestly, guys would look past it quicker than women.
- 6:33Speaker 2: For sure.
- 6:34Speaker 1: We wouldn't care. We'd be like, this is weird, but
- 6:36Speaker 1: I guess.
- 6:36Speaker 2: This is the man who's supposed to protect me? Yeah,
- 6:39Speaker 2: but it doesn't mean he's. Right.
- 6:41Speaker 1: I can't even do baby voice.
- 6:44Speaker 2: Do a baby voice. My little strong boy. Oh, ew.
- 6:49Speaker 1: Extra gross when he does it. I know.
- 6:51Speaker 2: I don't want to do it.
- 6:52Speaker 1: Well, thank you for your confession. I am totally weirded
- 6:55Speaker 1: out by this. Just to know it's like a rich
- 6:56Speaker 1: finance bro is weird, too. You never know what people
- 6:59Speaker 1: are doing. People are into weird things. You cannot judge
- 7:02Speaker 1: a book by its cover or its bank account.
- 7:04Speaker 2: You're right.
- 7:05Speaker 1: And it's not hurting anybody. You're totally correct. But does
- 7:07Speaker 1: it mean you have to put up with it?
- 7:08Speaker 3: No.
- 7:09Speaker 2: We'll find somebody else that likes the baby voice.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Yeah. I'd like to talk like a regular person, if
- 7:14Speaker 1: you don't mind. So, well, thank you so much.
- 7:17Speaker 2: Good luck.
- 7:18Speaker 1: And if you get back with him, let us know.
- 7:21Speaker 3: That will not be happening. He's a great guy, but whoo.
- 7:25Speaker 2: Hey, you never know.
- 7:26Speaker 3: Oh.