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The Stopover - by T L Swan · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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  Hi, friends. You're listening to lose the
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  plot with color and Emily. In this episode, we're reading
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  the stopover by TL Swan. We are talking about the entire
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  book. So warning there will be
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  spoilers, I'm Carla.
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  And excuse me, if the privilege of sucking your golden CEO Dick.
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  Doesn't excite me any longer I should have know.
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  That was the one, you know that I think I should have known
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  insane. I'm Emily.
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  And the airs about to crackle between us Okay, so before we
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  get too far into this story, we do have a trigger warning sa
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  themes, stalking and emotional abuse is definitely in this book
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  just so that, you know, are you ready for this?
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  I'm so ready. I'm so excited.
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  Why are we so excited about this?
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  Because it's trash. It's, every little bit of yum,
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  yum, bad trash, it's delicious but terrible, it's like going to
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  McDonald's for every meal. It's like when a movie is so
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  bad. It's so yes.
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  I gobbled it. Gobbled it up hated every minute
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  of it. Is the whole experience as a
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  whole you loved. The content got about halfway
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  and was like I'm over this shit. It was like the tastiest meal in
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  a bad way. Yeah.
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  And then it was like, I can't stand it and it was so good.
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  Something about this, man. It was so basic.
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  It had the building blocks of every other book.
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  Exactly. Like this.
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  Okay, my theory is originally, I thought it was written by a 40
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  year old man. Something funny but it's just
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  written by a middle-aged woman. That's only just started with
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  the same energy. Hmm, yes, I appreciate her.
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  Trying to flush out the word count by repeating constant
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  things. Insects like these guys actually
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  the same If the air is going to get knocked out of their lungs,
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  one more time, I swear to God. I'm going to enter the room and
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  do it myself CPR that bitch always like what are you guys
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  doing? Get on the ground, if I had to
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  hear. Mental note get rubber shoes one
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  more time, I was gonna throw a pair, how many mental notes,
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  does she need? She works in an office, like get
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  it together. Coryell get a whiteboard if it's
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  that hard for you. If I had to hear about the air
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  crackling between them one more time.
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  The suction. It's all about it.
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  Yeah. The suction of lips.
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  Every single time they kiss with the right amount of suction.
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  Why was this tongue doing the most every time they have their
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  Jaguars an old man they've got to compensate an old man I think
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  he was 37. It's not okay it's not all about
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  30 is not old but 37 is not when your name's James and your 30s
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  you to fill that we haven't even started that Jameson.
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  Slander, this is a PSA for anyone whose name is Jameson and
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  happens to be over 35. I'm so sorry, but I hate you.
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  So we start off with a sex scene, which is always great.
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  It's always a good indication of what's to come.
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  Oh yeah, a mess dude. Okay, I have to talk about
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  something real quick. This automatically removed.
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  At least one star of my reading off the bat and it's her using
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  the word. My sex.
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  Oh, that's the word you choose. Yes.
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  Okay, we'll talk about mine later because I feel like it's
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  going to Be very relevant later. I hate it.
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  So much Emily. My wet heat.
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  Same dondre. I wish someone will just write.
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  He put fingers and her pussy. Honestly, it seems like when
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  someone uses the word pussy. They overuse it.
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  Yeah, am I wrong? Yeah, there's no wrong.
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  Sorry, I was distracted. No, but I feel like it's either
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  all pussy or no pussy. You know what I mean?
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  Because if it's something else, it's like my sex, my slick
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  folds, my mail. And but if it's pussy, is pussy
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  for everything happen 3, which one do you reckon this?
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  The better one. Which 36 slick.
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  Followed my man's to, right? My man, slick fold.
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  And then say Max, Ali, it's like Falls get.
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  I don't know if it's number two, but it's more bearable.
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  That's just so like that click is just so moist and so tender
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  tentacle a slippery, slide. Mmm, it's just too much
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  animation going on down there. What do you animated?
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  I'm scared. Why is it looks like why is that
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  so funny? Where's the phone?
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  That's a whole hand parmigiana doing laundry basket down there.
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  It's a whole but looks like going on.
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  Are you ready? Gone.
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  We haven't even started. We don't have sandwich eyes.
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  I hate sandwiches. Well, you hate sandwiches.
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  Yeah. What?
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  Don't ask me why? It's relevant.
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  It's not that's fine. It's just a table that L for my
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  therapy. Oh shit.
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  Sorry Emily. I've got a question for you.
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  I don't know if I want any of these questions.
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  Well, it's been a bit. Do you see the books are
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  whatever? Question, is more judgment on
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  you than me? Okay.
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  Have you ever felt every Vein on someone's dick, shaft.
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  Probably. A finger in the dick hole.
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  Dude, I think the Emily in the book needs to link up with a guy
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  from our previous book who could tell a mood from the girl's
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  pussy. Oh my God, feel every Vein on
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  his dick through a condom. He maybe had the bumpiest.
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  Dick. She could feel his dick pulse.
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  That reminds me of a sex scene that also bothers me in this
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  book, okay? When he tells her to clench her
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  orgasm. Yeah.
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  What does that even mean? She has to clench her vagine.
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  Do the key. I know, I know that's where
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  they're aiming, but even when she was having an orgasm, she
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  was clenching her orgasm. So why?
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  I'll time she's skilled, she's talented but she gets an A-Plus
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  who. So what are we gonna call book?
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  Emily? Since your name is Emily, this
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  is going to be like I'm not related to that Emily.
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  Well, you're not the same. Okay for evidence and Emily,
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  which me about the girl in the book.
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  So Emily's, our main character, she works in journalism or at
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  least, she's been trying to okay.
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  The positives is she's not homeless with no job, right?
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  And is Actress. She has potential Maria
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  potential. Sorry.
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  She has the Fatal character flaw of dating a loser.
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  Yeah. Usually in his parents basement
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  ass on that one. Sorry.
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  Yeah, it's not in the book. She's dating a guy called Robby.
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  He used to be a sports star. I forget what he played football
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  and then he walked got injured and then he just doesn't care
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  anymore. Yeah.
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  And just lives in his parent's garage and he wanted to Rob
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  loose and then doesn't like it. Let's be real.
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  Nah what was the point of that he does?
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  He's like in my life? I feel like it was just to make
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  Jimmy Jim's. Mmm, look better.
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  Yeah, that's true. But he doesn't know.
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  Sorry. So we mentioned the sex scene.
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  So how we got to the sexy about the start?
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  She was flying home. Yes.
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  From a job interview. Yes.
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  And then they couldn't land my wife.
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  She was fine from London. I think to a job interview in
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  New York. I think that's where wasn't she
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  living on the west coast? Yeah, but Had a wedding.
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  Okay. Oh, that's right.
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  And her ex was there. Yeah, so she's going to shitty
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  boyfriend, shitty eggs, having a bad time in life.
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  Yeah, goes on this slide. They can't land.
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  So they've got to land in Boston and stay the night.
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  So they have a hotel room. They're set up.
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  Yeah so she meets this guy called Jim.
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  She got upgraded to First Class. Hell yeah.
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  How annoying would it be to be harassed by old mate when you've
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  got the first class flight for the first time in your life?
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  Yeah, I'll be like Bro, he's the most annoying, man.
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  I know to be fair on the plane. He was.
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  All right. A little bit much.
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  Yeah, not as much as he gives up being.
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  Yeah. False advertising.
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  That means a red flag. He was pretending to be just a
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  fun. Casual, nice guy.
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  Yeah, nice guy TM. Sorry, my headphones are
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  crackling. Every time I speak crackling
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  like the a between us. Oh my God.
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  Okay, let's see. Better.
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  So they're floating for what was it?
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  Five six hours. He was long time.
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  Yeah he ordered champagne for her just straight up and they
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  kept drinking which I mean, come on, you're going to get off the
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  plane buzzes. Fuck hotel room in the same
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  Hotel ready to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  This is pre-planned, did he get her drunk who know?
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  It gives the Vibes? He could have sent a text to
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  someone and be like we've got to learn somewhere else.
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  No, he's all rich and Powerful. It's true.
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  You know, I wouldn't even put it past him so they hook up and
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  it's the best sex of her life mind blown by this guy.
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  Yeah. Fast forward.
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  One year later. Yes.
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  Oh she's no longer single. She's had this boyfriend for a
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  whole year. Pretty much.
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  Yeah. Robbie Robbie non-existent,
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  she's still kind of pissed because that old me.
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  Jim on the plane never asked for her number and she was
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  suspicious like this guy probably had a girlfriend or
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  wife. Yeah.
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  But he was the best thing ever. It's locked away in her wank
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  bank is number. One.
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  Yes, God knows why he I feel like they did the bare minimum.
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  Well, I don't know. There was a lot going on in that
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  sexy that I was just like, I don't know if I'd be signing up
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  for more, if it's a little blur. Yeah for me maybe it was
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  seemingly good because they were so smashed.
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  Yeah, there's good. Wonderful.
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  This is sloppiest, wettest pukey Aesthetics of that loss and why
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  they puking, I don't know. They just span Cheeks.
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  How is drinking non-stop champagne on a plane.
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  Imagine the gossip that the flight attendants would be
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  having their like about them Jamie life and that's closed off
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  the toilets. They're going to be reading in
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  there in five minutes time. Yeah.
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  Because they would have had at least half of it at least.
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  They've been to his kind of good on the plane.
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  I thought that was entertaining at the time it was they had a
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  good banter back and forth, it was the only time it was good
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  and then he turned into enforcement so fast.
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  She turned into 2 because on the plane yes, poking about her ex's
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  girlfriend and she's like she's a bleach bond in Denver and then
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  I lost all respect for her. Yeah, I was like shut the fuck
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  up. Oh, it was a pygmy.
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  Oh, that's what I was gonna ask you how pick me is Emily out of
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  10. I'd like a 10.
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  I'm honestly thinking intend to and she's the most pick me that
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  we've ever talked about. Yeah.
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  Me too. Actually.
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  Pick me long like of the girl, not like a little smidge.
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  Where we are questioning it? Yeah, this is full-blown.
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  Yep. She would be the worst human.
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  I know. Oh, so bad.
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  So here's a quote. I hold his face in my hands.
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  God, you've got a beautiful cock.
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  I whisper. Is there a weeping for me, baby?
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  Oh my God. Okay, that reminds Woody Austin
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  jail and I can feel your pulse in it.
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  Okay, I'm glad you bring this up because it reminded me that
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  apparently that was the best dirty talk.
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  He's ever heard of his life, right?
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  Okay. That is the worst dirty talk
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  I've ever read. Biggest bombastic side.
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  I yes, my vagina literally left the building it left the
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  building. It's so did suffer pulled out of
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  here. It wasn't supposed to appeal to
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  you. Emily.
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  It was all about his cock weeping weeping makes me think
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  we see Cassie not as pussy. Penis puffy Peterson say about
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  10 times 5. The god.
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  Peter Piper picked a peck of Posse penises.
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  No I just okay. Um, anytime he His penis was
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  mentioned, was a terrible time for everyone involved.
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  His penis was mentioned, it was leaky rowboat, um, just drooling
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  out at all times and she was just lapping it up and she's
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  like kill nobody to lick up the screen, cancel your kids.
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  That's corpse son. Shit, where are we the thing
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  that the beauty about this book is you don't know where you are.
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  You don't know what's going on. I don't know how you got that.
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  You feel like you're in the toxic relationship at the same
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  time because you're just like, I don't know where I would.
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  Have you ever taken a single man that talks like he does run
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  cancel run. Absolutely wrong.
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  That is a on foxy first. Then Christian Grey and Alex
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  volkov. No, but see the thing is with
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  them too. They were toxic in a way towards
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  your goal. This man literally was just gas
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  lighting her every 10 seconds. My reason why she would say
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  something all. Here we go again.
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  Shut up, rolling through. This is triggered by several
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  parts of this book because of the stalking, the begging part
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  and yes, the gas lighting and but it was like anytime she had
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  a single To say he was like, here we go.
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  Yep. You're going to start again.
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  We will get into that later. About a very relevant plot point
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  that made my fucking skin. Want to jump on my brain.
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  Yes, both. Oh my God.
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  So anyway, child for the Weeping penis.
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  Also also yes, on the Weeping. Come yes!
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  Yes. This book was a trap because you
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  were like, I'm so excited for this pilot book.
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  I don't know what it is. You clearly was gonna be about
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  sexy pilots and stewardesses just based on the cover, I was
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  so wrong to be fair. So column never looks up the
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  blurb. She likes to go in blind.
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  Yeah, I was like, yeah, she looked it up this welcome to the
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  mile high club. I'm just like I didn't and
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  you've got a mean your vas now me evil.
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  I was like a stray bamboozled. It also uses on a plane for five
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  minutes, there's no sex. When the third plane related
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  goody no that's nothing to do with playing.
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  It was just about it was just 50 Shades of Grey, it wasn't even.
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  Yeah, it was it was like carbon copy almost except they had
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  already hooked up, whereas blades.
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  Yeah. And whereas 50 Shades, they
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  didn't already hook up fast forward a year later.
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  She takes a job at Miles me. Media not knowing that old meet
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  Jimmy boy. Jimmy boy is her boss.
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  Yes huh. So she goes is introduced to her
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  boss. By the way, the plebs and The
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  Peasants. Never get to even see their
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  faces. No, you can't tell me.
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  He didn't know you kind of immediately and exactly.
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  Yeah. And which stresses me out about
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  the stalking? Purposefully tried to look
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  around all the sexual. Harassment dirt-eating mediately
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  started with sexual harassment. The second she walked into that
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  house. Fuck is hey Char.
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  That's what I want to know. They must be on the biggest
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  retainer in history. Oh my God.
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  The HR person is getting paid this daily salary.
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  Like, literally, and I'm not trying to, like, victim blame
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  her in this, but she sort of accepted on some levels that he
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  would be talking to her as an employee.
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  Now, in a totally different context like that, wouldn't you
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  think, is he doing this with every other fucking woman in
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  this building? I would have been like, why?
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  It's not even worth working here.
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  Exactly. And just because they've hooked
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  up once and that was consensual, does not mean that she's okay to
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  be fucking sexually harassed at her work.
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  She could have sued him from fucking Millions.
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  No. Immediately in the space of five
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  minutes, I'm not going into that.
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  He was like putting her hand on his dick and she was like, no,
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  he was like licking her neck. Oh my God.
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  Not Asians. And he lifts his neck her neck
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  on that occasion. Why is that?
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  That's not 16 every time they came up so many times, it's so
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  repetitive in the first couple of.
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  So she was shook her. That she was like oh my God but
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  also her inner pick me was in enlightened.
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  She was like uh oh my God. Oh my God.
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  This rich man. And he's basically like oh you
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  have a boyfriend break up with him.
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  Yeah. Now now so we can fuck just so
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  that he can have a fuck toy. Yeah.
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  He made it very clear that that's all.
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  All he wanted. Yes, from the beginning.
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  Like I just want to bang, you just happen to be here.
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  Now let's fucking stop looting Italy and she's like you didn't
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  even ask for my phone number and I think you cheated on whoever
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  you're probably with which turned out to be semi true.
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  Ah, 100% because he was emotionally still with his a.
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  Yes, that one threw me for a loop.
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  I've done two new make sense to me, but no, that was just the
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  stupid as pot line I've ever. On the plus side, I liked her
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  relationship, straight away with Aaron and Molly.
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  Her work colleagues because I was gonna find them.
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  They had funny side quests. They're a bit weird?
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  Yeah. But wouldn't you as Aaron and
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  Molly who have been working at this Mi media place for probably
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  years trying to work your way up, wouldn't you be pissed?
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  That Missy fucking Emily off the street?
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  Just happens to get a job and gets all these extra Insider
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  jobs and gets to go up to the offices or yeah, the time.
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  Yeah. And they don't even know your
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  name. No, and then she Reveals All I
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  hooked up with him a year ago. Doctor doesn't mean you're
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  trustworthy. They were banking on her just
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  being a good person because I know, I know if I was them, I'd
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  be pissed though. Yeah, because I'll be like, I
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  think working here for funding, we forget to go and Molly was
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  pissed. And I wish they went into that
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  little bit more, but mmm. So she started gossiping with
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  the co-workers told them about the Hook-Up from a year ago.
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  Yep. So their jaws are to the floor.
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  They're like holy A shit. You banged the boss?
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  Yeah they're just so in love with the bosses.
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  Yeah I don't know why the thing that's so unrealistic is that
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  when Jameson and his brothers walk around everywhere.
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  Everyone in New York just happens to turn and look at them
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  down the street. Yeah, I don't even do that in
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  New York for celebrities. I don't think I can.
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  I had to look up the author, right?
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  Yeah. And I did because I thought it
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  was a man and I was like, why did you make me read a book
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  written by a man? Nothing wrong with that.
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  Sorry. I just feel like we wouldn't do
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  that here. She's from Sydney.
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  So she has no idea. Okay about New York because she
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  was like, he did lots around Central Park.
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  I was like bitch Central Park is bigger than Australia, but like
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  running laps. Yeah, it's running away.
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  Keeping an eye on me. I'm like, you probably couldn't
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  see a single thing. In Central Park from side to
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  side. She could probably just do a
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  quick Wikipedia and sort that out wild, huh?
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  So, she's letting us down as an Australian Oh my God.
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  It's know that. Will they go and the bit where
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  it was just so funny because Aaron asked her, because there's
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  this guy who keeps flooding with her in the office called
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  Ricardo. And when Aaron asks, was it
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  Ricardo that you hooked up with? I was like, yeah.
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  Yes, we can. But the hilarious thing is
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  Ricardo would be the best guy to hook up with when you just were
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  freshly single in New York City. He's gorgeous to look at.
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  He liked works with you, he's like flirting with you and you
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  could just I'm not a big deal, I don't know if I could be turned
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  on by the third-person thing because what if he does that
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  while you're having sex maybe like one way to find out, it's
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  like Ricardo was so turned on to see you Ricardo's penis is
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  weeping for you is his penis, the fourth post.
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  Ricotta Juniors. Just week?
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  Yeah, but he's pretty to look at.
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  I don't know. I don't know if it he's
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  descriptions out of way hotter than fucking genius.
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  I don't think we ever got a description of Jim's, huh?
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  We did. He's a wolf.
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  Hey, stop kissing dog hair, piercing blue eyes, and he's
• 22:48
  suit porn. You know what?
• 22:50
  Not a winless Blue Lake. So that's true.
• 22:53
  No, don't get the witless blue light, you know, it's not quite
• 22:56
  the same, it just does not happen.
• 22:58
  It's On the same. Let the man owns Five Hundred
• 23:00
  navy suit flow. So he's kind of like Christian
• 23:02
  Grey but instead of gray. So he's got a navy suit. 50
• 23:05
  Shades of Navy, Navy SEAL. Anyway, I thought for kado,
• 23:13
  let's just put that here plugs in.
• 23:18
  He's not gonna notice. I mean, if I had just moved to
• 23:21
  the city, isn't that a perfect Sex in the City moment?
• 23:23
  And what film on it would be? Yeah, I mean your boss.
• 23:27
  Come on, could you be any more? Cliche.
• 23:29
  How dare she sleep with her millionaire?
• 23:31
  Billionaire boss. Exactly, but she's really being
• 23:34
  that Dumber over it, she wasn't no, but she has be, it was when
• 23:38
  she was teasing him. She should have stretched that
• 23:41
  out for like a whole year sweeping the best.
• 23:43
  I'm sorry. But she does not have a brain.
• 23:45
  Yeah, it does not exist. It doesn't exist.
• 23:47
  There's only a small percentage. It's known.
• 23:49
  She was 25 and it wasn't even fully developed.
• 23:54
  She's got a lot of feel like ten more years in the oven for that
• 23:58
  one. Yeah.
• 23:58
  Yeah. Oh, so the bit that pissed me
• 24:01
  off about Jameson is that she was introduced to him as that's
• 24:06
  a new boss and Dom are this is the dynamic and he was like a
• 24:10
  kid with a light switch turning off and on when he thought
• 24:14
  things were inappropriate or appropriate or professional or
• 24:17
  not oh yeah he'd flip it on her all the time because yeah
• 24:20
  brought her up for personal talks.
• 24:24
  Yeah. Forced her to go up and so
• 24:26
  technically her job could have been at risk.
• 24:28
  Yes. Yes, because he would have said,
• 24:29
  you're not listening to your boss to come up and talk to me.
• 24:32
  And then the second, she would be talking about something
• 24:34
  personal he'd be. Like, I'm trying to be
• 24:35
  professional, get out of my office.
• 24:38
  Oh my god. Oh, he'd be like, here we go
• 24:40
  again? Yes, he goes.
• 24:42
  Here we go again, but he provoked her on purpose all the
• 24:45
  time, either. They got pissed when she got
• 24:47
  pissed and then he says he likes that she bites back, but then
• 24:52
  she would get punished for it. But not in a good way.
• 24:57
  No. She was like the happy little
• 24:58
  puppy that keeps running back and then he just sort of hits
• 25:01
  her again. That's how that relationship
• 25:03
  Dynamic. Was little sad little puppy.
• 25:06
  Okay there now boss and employee.
• 25:11
  And he asked her out for dinner a couple times.
• 25:13
  And yes, I've been there more for whatever resistance was so
• 25:17
  weak. Yeah, I've been snapped day one.
• 25:20
  And then it was so funny. So these, they slept together
• 25:24
  again after this. Date blah blah blah.
• 25:26
  And he said all the right things and she said I saw a bit of gym
• 25:30
  in there and blah blah blah. Oh my God, the weird Jim
• 25:33
  Jameson. JJ, why is there multiple
• 25:37
  personalities? Don't worry?
• 25:40
  Yes. Inside asshole.
• 25:41
  Boss that hates everybody and everything.
• 25:43
  Jason friend J's, the friend and jimsim romantic lover you know
• 25:50
  what that is in real life. That's a narcissistic band
• 26:00
  egocentric. He had to create his own
• 26:03
  separate characters. So she did she'd be like I just
• 26:07
  want Jan Gaal, he doesn't exist. The thing is, she did that once
• 26:12
  was like a role-playing thing and then was Pikachu face when
• 26:15
  it didn't work out. Yeah.
• 26:17
  And then she literally said, I thought, Spent the night with
• 26:20
  Jim, but instead, I got the sleazebag Jameson miles version.
• 26:25
  How didn't? I see it?
• 26:27
  So, it's the same man. He's being present.
• 26:31
  This isn't like a Switcheroo twins situation.
• 26:33
  This is like bro. He's been consistently assholey
• 26:37
  from the start. Yeah, we're still shocked.
• 26:39
  Who is this man? Who is he?
• 26:41
  How did he get? He broke into my apartment.
• 26:46
  Where is Jim? Where's Jim Chee?
• 26:49
  Jim Jimmy please, it was so bad. The thing is, he was pretty
• 26:55
  consistent. He would be so angry at her and
• 26:58
  be like, we're not in a relationship like, blow the
• 27:02
  house down. Yes.
• 27:04
  And she'd be like, and then she'd keep sleeping with him.
• 27:08
  Yeah, go. Yeah.
• 27:10
  Almost hoping to change his mind but pretending that that's not
• 27:13
  what she wanted Sal. Maybe we've all been there, you
• 27:17
  know, pick me phase. But come on.
• 27:19
  What We will live 15? Yes.
• 27:21
  No fucking 15. Yeah.
• 27:25
  And the man wasn't 37, no. Iced tea from one that you all
• 27:28
  are 15. 16. You know, I call you just trying
• 27:32
  to impress. The boy that likes you back for
• 27:35
  a little bit of. What if a grown man ever came
• 27:37
  out me this way. I'd be like the fuck.
• 27:42
  He's just got a horrible personality.
• 27:44
  Probably I wouldn't do it, but I definitely think about spitting
• 27:47
  in their face. Why wouldn't you do it?
• 27:51
  Because that's gross whenever he wanted to smooth anything over
• 27:54
  with her. He'd be like, let's go to dinner
• 27:56
  and he just, wow, her with a restaurant in that, a panties
• 27:59
  would just drop to the ground. Yeah, he wasn't really trying to
• 28:02
  know and then she had sort of stayed over and then he saw a
• 28:08
  text from a girl Chloe at midnight who I am or something
• 28:11
  sucks, and she was like, I knew it, I knew he had a girlfriend,
• 28:15
  I knew that he'd be cheating or doing something shady, and
• 28:18
  that's why. I just want to be with me.
• 28:20
  And then the second she brought it up and she had to bring it up
• 28:22
  at work because she's left really early in the morning just
• 28:25
  to get the fuck out of there. He brought it up at work because
• 28:28
  there was no other way to talk to him.
• 28:30
  He kicked her out of the room of the office and he said, what I'm
• 28:33
  doing is professional. I suggest you do the same thing.
• 28:37
  Wha so with all this sexual harassment cases in the world
• 28:42
  says the man who pays his masseuse to fuck him.
• 28:44
  Exactly. He's surprised when she goes.
• 28:50
  Can you if we're going to be hooking up, can you not have
• 28:53
  that new Foose coming to fuck you?
• 28:56
  Bye Sally. She just doesn't want to share
• 28:58
  the thing. Is he admitted it?
• 29:00
  And the good bro doesn't know when to shut up?
• 29:02
  Because wouldn't you just pretend that you didn't have
• 29:05
  sex? But he doesn't do narcissism
• 29:08
  right? A narcissist would have, had you
• 29:10
  gasps lip thinking you cheated, with Chloe?
• 29:12
  Yes. Yeah, he didn't, he didn't put
• 29:15
  his whole but to see in there, he didn't even try although also
• 29:19
  along the This is train. He could have been trying to
• 29:21
  hurt her by saying I'm getting service twice a week.
• 29:24
  Anyway my probably some hot Swedish.
• 29:27
  Yeah chick. So what the fuck do I need you
• 29:29
  for my self-esteem? So technically that could have
• 29:32
  been his angle. Oh my God, because he didn't
• 29:34
  care who was like, so what? And then he turned around
• 29:37
  because she said, okay, I want you to sort of stop hiring her.
• 29:41
  I've found you a male, physio, whatever the fuck.
• 29:45
  Yeah. And then he was all pissy about
• 29:47
  it being like, Oh, my back would Maybe so fucked up.
• 29:50
  If I get if I could have my muscle, it's thesis.
• 29:54
  When I'm stressed, says the alcoholic, the guy getting his
• 30:00
  load, busted twice a week for pay.
• 30:03
  You can't tell me that he's not paying that girl extra.
• 30:06
  Alright, if she gets paid a lot, poor girl lost her job, single
• 30:11
  time they had sex or the fight. She'd be like I got images of us
• 30:16
  kissing and making every time they said she was we made love
• 30:21
  my story whenever You know, she had a good reason to leave the
• 30:27
  apartment because this was all too much for her.
• 30:29
  She's going into this guy's house, who practically owns the
• 30:32
  city. He's got multi million dollar
• 30:34
  apartment, he was never reassuring her about the
• 30:36
  relationship. She felt like crap left at 4
• 30:39
  a.m. which is like do whatever you want and then he screamed at
• 30:43
  her after he told her to be professional.
• 30:45
  Right. He then screamed at her in his
• 30:47
  office where he is the boss of. Yeah.
• 30:50
  But you fucked up this morning when you left like a
• 30:53
  two-year-old says the man having a deal.
• 30:55
  Tantrum like a two-year-old. I got to Tantrums every way
• 31:00
  Tantrums all the time. How is her leaving at 4:00 a.m.
• 31:04
  something? A two-year-old would do?
• 31:06
  It's not safe in New York. Exact, that's a womanly thing to
• 31:09
  do, oh, so bad, he's actually pissed that she just didn't want
• 31:15
  to immediately move in. But if she said something at all
• 31:18
  about feelings, he would be so irate with her.
• 31:23
  It never made any salary. A single sense.
• 31:26
  Nope, I can't even believe she said something like, he's that
• 31:29
  kind of guy with that type of deck.
• 31:32
  He just got the Dick Powell. He's got the Midas dick.
• 31:34
  Everything, he touches turns to Gold.
• 31:37
  I'm gone. What is it with these days the
• 31:39
  week? He won the weippe.
• 31:41
  Prairie, ejaculated, dick so good.
• 31:48
  So that was kind of like a mini break up in a way.
• 31:51
  Yeah, because they were like, whatever this shit isn't working
• 31:53
  because she walked out at 4 a.m. which is this is dumb.
• 31:57
  Yeah, so she decided to go to the club with two girls from
• 31:59
  work, just out and about whatever enjoying her single
• 32:03
  life as you do. Yeah, looking hot looking hot.
• 32:06
  A guy in the club pays attention to her.
• 32:08
  For five seconds comes over and is going to maybe dance with her
• 32:12
  whatever of course Jameson's in the same club and he's staring
• 32:16
  at her next to his brother. He turns to his brother and says
• 32:20
  if you even look at her ass I'm going to sit you down on yours
• 32:23
  bro. Bro.
• 32:25
  Why Stressed about your brother. Are you all that old in a club?
• 32:31
  Can I just point out that there's always the more
• 32:33
  level-headed more attractive brother in these kind of books?
• 32:38
  The more sane one? Yeah.
• 32:40
  And they always get with the horrible one.
• 32:42
  Yes. Why?
• 32:43
  It's very bad. So he yeah.
• 32:46
  That's right. So she's newly dancing with this
• 32:48
  guy and then Jefferson. Can you barging through the club
• 32:53
  like he's someone's dad with Like a square jaw Square, his
• 32:58
  suit just ripping in places because he's got that friction
• 33:01
  going like. Yeah, it's bonding over.
• 33:03
  It's probably a commoner way that he runs up to this guy.
• 33:08
  That's just like named. Robert have fun bro.
• 33:10
  Okay, Rocco was just as bad. He put her hand straight on his
• 33:15
  penis as well. I thought he put his hand on her
• 33:18
  ass she's like I don't know at least sliding his hands down.
• 33:21
  I went she goes he takes my hands, puts it over his large
• 33:25
  erect. In these pants and she goes,
• 33:27
  you're very forward. Rocco.
• 33:28
  Who damn? He's getting sexually harassed
• 33:31
  left, right and Center. So he charges over like a dad
• 33:34
  like she's 12 years old. Yeah, sorry embarrassing.
• 33:37
  He runs up to this dude. Oh am I thinking of the guy that
• 33:42
  other guy Jake? Because he goes to Jake at one
• 33:46
  point and you report to me fucker, go near her and you'll
• 33:50
  fucking die. I think that was a little bit
• 33:52
  further three hot but this one's Rocco in the club.
• 33:54
  Yeah. Because It's like I remembered
• 33:57
  because it was Ricardo and Rocco and I like that she didn't spin
• 34:01
  the wheel of names. No, yeah that's right.
• 34:05
  He was observing her in the club from far away yet and she was
• 34:08
  hanging with friends talking. It happened three times in a row
• 34:11
  in the book. It said that each time she did
• 34:14
  something or whatever, then she laughed out loud and it kept
• 34:17
  repeating that exact phrase laughed out loud and it made me
• 34:20
  think of that Lizzie McGuire quote that's just like laugh out
• 34:23
  loud. No, okay.
• 34:25
  I get what I'm talking about. Laugh out loud every time I
• 34:33
  heard it. That's what I could see.
• 34:34
  And it was three times in a row and I was like, with the little
• 34:37
  cartoon. Yes, in the corner.
• 34:39
  Yes. And it's just imagine that
• 34:41
  happening in the club. Hurry Bob horrible, horrible.
• 34:47
  So anyway, because he barged up an interrupted her attention
• 34:50
  went to him again because she's just so manipulated by him and
• 34:54
  then they end up going to his apartment her apartment for the
• 34:56
  first time ever. Yeah, this is the exact moment.
• 34:59
  She was like don't hit my ties me with that magical dick.
• 35:03
  Go, magical, pulsating passing penis at this point, she
• 35:06
  deserves it. Oh yeah, I'm not even.
• 35:11
  She knows what's happening. Are you?
• 35:13
  So he's walking around her apartment and he's telling her
• 35:16
  exactly how he would sa pretty much murder her.
• 35:20
  Ah, how I would do that. He's like this isn't a very safe
• 35:28
  area. If you got overeats, someone
• 35:31
  could easily just poison you and then know where you live and
• 35:34
  just walk up here, have their way with you, and then, as
• 35:37
  fucking dip. And then he goes, true story.
• 35:40
  He says, as he walks around my apartment, If I were a rapist,
• 35:44
  that's what I would do. Okay, babes.
• 35:47
  I'm thinking my, I think that's a self-report.
• 35:50
  I think he thought about that will weigh too much.
• 35:53
  Who even says that. Is that just normal banter when
• 35:58
  you're walking around someone's apartment for the first time
• 36:01
  ever, these are scoping out the window.
• 36:03
  He's like, oh well this is, this is the I'll see you later.
• 36:07
  Yeah. Like this is a nice toasty
• 36:08
  apartment. Let me talk about me.
• 36:11
  Possibly being a rapist. It's yeah.
• 36:13
  Do you have any housemates but would be alerted if you were to
• 36:16
  have a dog? Yeah, like, do you have a
• 36:18
  security in this building? Because he was noticing as they
• 36:21
  walked up, he goes, oh, you guys don't even have a doorman.
• 36:24
  That's easy. Yeah, you know, security here.
• 36:28
  He was just straight up Joe from you by God, absolutely little
• 36:32
  bit because he doesn't seem to like her.
• 36:35
  He likes she bites back and she's a challenge but that's all
• 36:38
  he likes is the challenge. He doesn't like her as a person.
• 36:41
  And then when she does, Like him and starts cooking for him.
• 36:44
  He goes, all these kind of convenient.
• 36:45
  I don't even have to pay for a chef or a maid.
• 36:47
  I don't have to go out. She's my fault.
• 36:49
  Bunny. Oh my God.
• 36:50
  That is the word that is the world was the worst.
• 36:53
  That was the word I never ever, ever, ever in a million in my
• 36:59
  entire lifetime want to hear fuck bunny again because I had a
• 37:04
  conniption an aneurysm yes. If you may yo my brain melted
• 37:09
  but I wanted it was missing so many times.
• 37:11
  He goes what's cooking for dinner?
• 37:12
  No. Fuck.
• 37:13
  But I just you and he goes is it okay that you're a cannibal.
• 37:19
  Have you told your mum? You're accountable now you have
• 37:21
  you told your mom? You're right.
• 37:27
  I think his mom's name was Elizabeth.
• 37:28
  Poor old Lizzie's like Liz chills do.
• 37:32
  She's had enough but I can't tell you how court my brain was
• 37:38
  and every time I read the word, fuck funny dude, I threw my
• 37:42
  phone down. I had to take a minute.
• 37:44
  I was like I cannot do this any longer?
• 37:46
  Just don't even if you're not even going to incorporate all
• 37:48
  the cutesy names. It's just it was really lame and
• 37:52
  he saved her as as be in his phone.
• 37:56
  I'm like sometimes we read a book and they have a cutesy
• 38:00
  nickname and repetitive and it's like, but it's like aww.
• 38:03
  Daisy or shunned it. It's baby.
• 38:06
  Yeah. Baby or something.
• 38:08
  Does Annoying. What funny?
• 38:10
  I never To hear that when you do your own yourself, say that word
• 38:16
  again in my lifetime, I think this character took feminism
• 38:20
  back 50 years. Oh my God, I just
• 38:23
  single-handedly it just kept coming up and I was like, when
• 38:27
  am I going to have a break when, and, of course, because we're
• 38:31
  doing, like, when you read a book to review it for a podcast.
• 38:34
  Yeah, I would have gave up after the second time he can't give up
• 38:37
  with ride or die. I got halfway through and I was
• 38:40
  like a conscience and then Another funny would come up and
• 38:44
  be like I'm done bad girls for life.
• 38:47
  I need to take a break. Yeah, I guess whatever you call
• 38:51
  it. We can't call it a relationship.
• 38:53
  Even she said, scared stuff, friendship with a man but I want
• 38:57
  to know that he's the only one fucking me and vice versa bitch.
• 39:00
  That's a relationship. Welcome to 2023, so many red
• 39:05
  flags non-stop red flag. Yeah.
• 39:07
  When she said Jenison Mi is my new drug and I'm he's crackles.
• 39:12
  I don't even know. Know what point?
• 39:14
  I just felt it was difficult. Yes, I just defeated.
• 39:17
  Yeah, that's it. That's where I'm like, you know
• 39:20
  how we like it. So delicious.
• 39:22
  Then we got a little bit in at this point.
• 39:24
  We're only a page 168, exactly quarter of the book, way, what
• 39:29
  did we do to ourselves? It just kept getting worse.
• 39:32
  The thing is some characters like this.
• 39:34
  The male character has a redeeming quality, there was
• 39:36
  none. What the fuck is this shit?
• 39:40
  No. Can we talk about the bare
• 39:42
  minimum of Him keeping the scarf that would have been expensive
• 39:46
  stalker. Yeah, very trophy.
• 39:49
  Like yeah, what did she expect him to throw out an article of
• 39:52
  expensive clothing into the trash?
• 39:55
  The minute he got off that flight.
• 39:56
  Probably, that was the bare minimum.
• 39:58
  That made her think. Oh my God, there's a chance.
• 40:01
  Here he loves me. He kept my scarf in his
• 40:03
  cupboard. Meanwhile, he had to be told to
• 40:06
  fire the masseuse. He was regularly fucking she had
• 40:09
  to tell him to do that. He didn't do that by choice.
• 40:12
  And he was upset about it, ah, and he was still technically
• 40:18
  with his ex-girlfriend emotionally.
• 40:21
  That one that one time when I got to that bit I tell you this
• 40:27
  makes so much more sense but also none none at all.
• 40:34
  So at one point Jameson brings up the masseuse.
• 40:37
  Yeah, I think when he was talking about his back this is
• 40:38
  really stop. This was right after they had
• 40:41
  sex. So this was the morning.
• 40:42
  For they got back together. Yeah, and then Emily goes.
• 40:46
  Oh, if the fucking girl did anything wrong, the poor guy was
• 40:52
  prostituted against her will probably need two bills.
• 40:56
  She had bills to pay. She lives in your walk or she
• 40:58
  thought he was hot and fucked him which she can do because
• 41:02
  she's probably single like what. Towels that any that's very pick
• 41:06
  me because she just blamed the masseuse.
• 41:09
  He's the one who hired her to do that, but then she was she was
• 41:13
  just like I was annoyed that she was on a personal level that's
• 41:16
  because your man has no boundaries.
• 41:18
  I know that he's characters, a person has no boundaries.
• 41:22
  He's probably slept with every female employee at work except
• 41:25
  Molly for Miley, and that's the exact moment after they had sex.
• 41:32
  That is. She was, like, yeah, we have sex
• 41:34
  Tuesday, to Thursday, Tuesday and Thursday, Tuesday and
• 41:37
  Thursday. Oh, it's fucked.
• 41:39
  She doesn't come for six. It just happens sometimes.
• 41:42
  Because I'm all oiled up. I couldn't think of anything
• 41:45
  worse. It's so bad and then he just
• 41:49
  expects the relationship to go smoothly.
• 41:51
  He just thinks he can drop these random bombs that's when he
• 41:54
  starts. So like here we fucking go.
• 41:56
  Yeah, you're pissing me off. You were dancing with that guy
• 41:59
  by you, single, and thought we wouldn't ask why?
• 42:02
  We'll never gonna sleep together again because we were fighting
• 42:05
  and then we decided to go our separate ways.
• 42:08
  Luckily, because he goes you did it on this dance for like you
• 42:11
  were gonna fuck that guy or something like and then he
• 42:14
  blamed her. Also in part for Ricardo coming
• 42:17
  up To flirt with her at work. And it's like, very she has no
• 42:19
  control over that even when she was putting it on on purpose,
• 42:23
  and she really didn't want him. There are you watching the
• 42:26
  camera, like rolling her eyes as Ricardo walks away?
• 42:31
  Because he's, I know very good person, but the fact that he's
• 42:34
  sitting there watching her all day is but didn't that also
• 42:38
  harassment. So she's sort of sleeping over
• 42:42
  at his place often and they're hooking up all the time.
• 42:45
  They just fucking like Rabbits. Yes.
• 42:49
  Him making her go for run. In the morning canceled.
• 42:52
  Yeah. That would be fun.
• 42:54
  I would never. I'd be like, we could do a nice
• 42:56
  walk. Yeah.
• 42:57
  To get coffee and then the nice walk back to bed.
• 43:01
  Yeah. But he was like up on the
• 43:03
  fucking Saturday and shit just like owning like a my God.
• 43:08
  Nothing like this me. The it more than if you were a
• 43:10
  say. I was a runner.
• 43:11
  Yeah. And I was like, let's go for a
• 43:13
  run and that person is heaving their guts up on the Shelf
• 43:17
  because they Never ran again, I would never be able no to look
• 43:20
  at them again so he got, I'm pretty sure he did.
• 43:23
  He buy her really expensive shoes.
• 43:24
  She bought herself shoes, so they could go running regular.
• 43:28
  That's so sad. At least he could have, he's the
• 43:30
  one who's rich. I know, but it's okay because
• 43:33
  she doesn't love him for his money.
• 43:34
  She's actually unimpressed by his multimillion-dollar once a
• 43:38
  single thing from him, because of his money and she says, her
• 43:41
  apartment is just as good sis. Come on.
• 43:44
  Yeah. Be real.
• 43:45
  Be fucking for real. Yeah, she's close.
• 43:47
  Yeah. What a bitch?
• 43:49
  Calm down exactly when they were running together and stuff and
• 43:52
  he was running backwards. Oh it was so satisfying.
• 43:56
  To imagine him. Just stacking it and falling
• 43:57
  over bottom line though. Like imagine his smug face.
• 44:01
  Imagine like and then just pull your not like the little baby
• 44:05
  that he is, this little white little dog running out of
• 44:09
  nowhere. This year's funny.
• 44:11
  How do I want a child? You look over on his own dumb
• 44:16
  feet. Oh my God. yes, I'm like a
• 44:18
  shoelace even better because when they said when they said my
• 44:23
  shoelace, it's so much more funny because they like pinned
• 44:26
  with All over crack his head on the concrete brains out,
• 44:32
  everything guy died. Did story ended.
• 44:37
  That's the only ending we need well.
• 44:40
  So at this point, their relationship is total, it's not
• 44:43
  even good. She's taking on this covert
• 44:46
  operation to write fake stories. Yes.
• 44:49
  Because oh my God, someone's stealing from Mi.
• 44:51
  Why are they okay? She wrote a story and I'd be
• 44:54
  like, oh, it's not very good, why didn't they Why can't they
• 44:58
  write a story? Another very no.
• 45:00
  But he was only critical when he was pissed at her about all the
• 45:02
  stuff. Yes.
• 45:03
  As a punishment. But any other time, he was like,
• 45:05
  oh yeah, you work for us and you know how my king anywhere else
• 45:09
  never again but you know, it's just weird.
• 45:12
  She was so defensive of them. She's like, oh my God, someone's
• 45:14
  stealing from Mi needa, but you're not a part of it.
• 45:17
  I know you're a fucking low-level employee.
• 45:20
  They wouldn't even fucking know you.
• 45:22
  She must be in getting paid good.
• 45:24
  I feel like she wasn't their stock is dropping four million a
• 45:28
  day. Yes, that's kind of fucking bad.
• 45:32
  Can't they afford to hire someone proper to investigate
• 45:34
  it? Which was supposed to be?
• 45:36
  What's his name Jake? Yeah.
• 45:38
  Jake was the guy who was hired in.
• 45:40
  Yeah. Who understand what I do?
• 45:42
  Nothing. He did nothing good in if
• 45:44
  anything she's sick I don't know why he I'm confused about that
• 45:48
  whole bit because they had that Lara girl.
• 45:51
  They had hated that were the problem, right?
• 45:54
  But then they Had the guy that looked up and hide this company,
• 45:57
  but Jake wasn't a legit person because she also set them up
• 46:02
  where, how deep does this go? But never, you never know.
• 46:06
  They wrap that up really quickly.
• 46:07
  Yeah. They're like, oh, it's just all
• 46:09
  of these chicks. Computer cool.
• 46:10
  Yeah, you think she was probably the main be plot of this book.
• 46:14
  I knows the abuse. Well, it was supposed to be the
• 46:18
  main side plot and then they just sort of wrapped it up.
• 46:21
  But I wish you ain't in because there is no way that that guy.
• 46:24
  Hired, a faulty company and that faulty company set her up.
• 46:29
  You know, that works with the other company.
• 46:31
  I know. And then there was only two that
• 46:34
  whether it was the two who previously were.
• 46:39
  If you were set up by the Jake, yeah, you would assume that it
• 46:42
  was Jake likes me. I know it was just a disaster.
• 46:46
  It was, it was so, their stock is dropping four million a day.
• 46:50
  How much can old mate really afford to go out for fancy
• 46:53
  dinners every day? If you're Stock is dropping that
• 46:55
  much recession who money didn't matter just pissing away in the
• 46:59
  wind? Who knows?
• 47:01
  You know what I hate about books like this is when the female
• 47:04
  character Finds Its super adorable that the out-of-touch
• 47:08
  billionaire or millionaire can't even function on public
• 47:11
  transport and stuff. And they'll be like, oh my God,
• 47:13
  look at him. He's like, a fish out of water
• 47:15
  with the peasants on the stream or the public transport him.
• 47:18
  Anytime he did anything out of his office building.
• 47:21
  You gave me the big camping. Oh, he was the biggest it
• 47:27
  camping. That was disgusting.
• 47:29
  I don't eat. I would never be able to look
• 47:32
  out of anyone. I hate camping but he was like a
• 47:37
  whiny child. That was like we're gonna die.
• 47:41
  It was completed in malaria was like comedic though when he had
• 47:45
  to go out to try and put the stakes in as an alternate or
• 47:48
  piles and a good part, but I'm like, all the whining.
• 47:53
  I feel like, you know, Thank you for year old or something like
• 47:58
  so sorry, bad disgusting. Could imagine A man carrying all
• 48:03
  that much and not being four years old.
• 48:06
  It's just doesn't make sense. He was just so dramatic.
• 48:10
  He is dramatic. He is that whiny as far him
• 48:13
  complaining about the car. Yeah, makes sense.
• 48:16
  That was funny. But as soon as he got there and
• 48:19
  he's like the toilet, there's no bathroom.
• 48:22
  How can I ever cope without a bath?
• 48:24
  Piss in a bush by holding your weepy dick, fucking pissing.
• 48:29
  You're the one with the benefit. I told her what she had to squat
• 48:33
  properly. Yeah, I can't imagine going 80
• 48:37
  talk in New Jersey. I don't know.
• 48:40
  I just feel like maybe it's almost obvious Queen and he just
• 48:46
  wanted to cover it up. And he's like, I can't quite
• 48:51
  solid 24 carat gold. Toilet Otherwise.
• 48:55
  How is MI gonna know how to shit?
• 48:58
  It's gonna just the shit's gonna stay compacted because it's not
• 49:01
  gonna know how to coming up. No worries.
• 49:04
  She's like, scooting across the ground.
• 49:06
  So I think it's before we get to the camping.
• 49:09
  Yes, our he's so I got you've got to ride this books all over
• 49:12
  the place, so it's fine. Yeah.
• 49:13
  Um, can we talk about trigger morning when he sexually
• 49:18
  assaulted her in the morning? Put each time when she was
• 49:22
  unconscious. Dead asleep.
• 49:24
  All right, he was, he was gone to Chow Down and gently was
• 49:29
  asleep. Asleep.
• 49:30
  Yeah, not for me for some other people, but also he's just
• 49:36
  sexual assault. He non-salt, but at least talk
• 49:39
  about it prior if that's your king.
• 49:42
  Yeah, he was gonna bite her clit.
• 49:44
  The second. She was actually awake, so he
• 49:47
  was like 80% down in there. Yeah.
• 49:50
  Yeah, that was fun. I'm on a cup.
• 49:54
  No, this is why the disconnect with.
• 49:58
  I know. I keep bringing up there with
• 49:59
  art, but I'm like, I think she thought all of these things were
• 50:03
  hot sexy and they were not hot sexy.
• 50:06
  Yeah, this is actually fact. I know the quote that fucked me
• 50:10
  up the most and this is Larry's. He fucking said at one point to
• 50:14
  her when they're in mid argument he goes.
• 50:16
  If I wanted a psychiatrist I would fucking date one bitch
• 50:21
  walk. Oh my God.
• 50:23
  What about hiring one feels? Like I'm making.
• 50:28
  You have the money? Why does he think he has to?
• 50:31
  Fuck everyone that works for him?
• 50:33
  You know that this man is at least also sleeping with whoever
• 50:36
  cleans his house. The only way to have a
• 50:39
  psychiatrist in my life is to date one.
• 50:42
  I'm like, that's not how you go and I feel like, that's an
• 50:45
  asshole, anything to say to her, because obviously, he's almost
• 50:48
  calling her dumb. Yes.
• 50:49
  Like if I wanted to be with someone smart, I would be yeah.
• 50:53
  Like it was such a backlash and she kept saying don't insult my
• 50:56
  intelligence all the time that was repeated to, yeah.
• 50:59
  It could have been a 250 to 300 Page book but it was a shawl 530
• 51:05
  food. So there was a bit and I don't
• 51:08
  know if it was before or after the camping.
• 51:10
  This was when they were on an offstage, he dramatically ran to
• 51:14
  her apartment like a wet. Puppy are constantly every day.
• 51:18
  I know you sound like some reason the renting towards our
• 51:21
  apartment. He like do that.
• 51:22
  At 1:00 in the morning. I'm like that is the most
• 51:25
  stalkery time. Why are you so, why is he not
• 51:29
  getting mugged for his Rolex at 1 a.m. when he's running through
• 51:32
  the fucking wet? And a bad area, I'm going to wet
• 51:36
  streets like what is going on and any other time?
• 51:39
  It's like Ellen help me. Stop you.
• 51:42
  I wonder if the limo I passed every day.
• 51:44
  The poor fucking limo drivers like it's kind of cool because
• 51:47
  every day he's asking me to drive fast as ex-girlfriend's
• 51:49
  house. Just follow the same route,
• 51:51
  please. Yes, got it.
• 51:52
  Route think usual usual way? He's like crying in the back but
• 51:57
  wine, King with one hand, the crying with the other.
• 51:59
  Sorry that's why he was winking. So well the more that saw this
• 52:03
  he is crying.
• 52:19
  Slipping down the street. My man that's going to ruin over
• 52:26
  here. Oh my God, she kept calling him
• 52:29
  at her man from day one. You my man, when they're walking
• 52:34
  up I would you want to claim him?
• 52:36
  He is just. The thing is the only good thing
• 52:38
  that he has about him. Is his money.
• 52:40
  And that's what she didn't want. Yeah, he's personality was
• 52:43
  trash. And also know, honestly, I can't
• 52:45
  imagine anyone worse. I know he's The worst one we've
• 52:49
  ever talked about. He never had a moment of like he
• 52:52
  actually had a good personality or funny being anti.
• 52:55
  There was nothing. There was no character
• 52:57
  development. Also, it took him to the very
• 52:59
  end the old mate. Liz, his mum to explain, why she
• 53:04
  would be a good partner for him. He didn't even fucking think
• 53:07
  about it properly. He my God, fuck Liz, she ruined
• 53:11
  her life. She ruined Emily's life to
• 53:15
  sorry, we find out that the reason Jane And has been pushing
• 53:19
  her away this whole time on purpose.
• 53:21
  Yes, Manju. So being abusive on purpose was
• 53:24
  that he still had an emotional relationship.
• 53:27
  Going with his ex Claudio who lived in London.
• 53:31
  Give happens to be a big-time editor of Vogue or something.
• 53:34
  And the reason why they're not together is because he said,
• 53:36
  let's put it on, hold for five years because, you know, I can't
• 53:39
  keep this in my pants. I don't understand any of that.
• 53:43
  She was frothing for him, Claudia was crying.
• 53:47
  And she was like, oh, I'm So excited to see you.
• 53:49
  I only for him to break up with her, but he like there's a bit.
• 53:52
  I can't, I don't know where it is, but he was like, oh, I just
• 53:56
  can't go with the outset. So I'm like, dude, I'll just
• 54:01
  break up with her properly. Why do you have to have her as a
• 54:03
  back burner? Yeah, that doesn't make sense.
• 54:05
  No, because she's like a claw, real human being other people.
• 54:08
  No, I don't think she was. She was so in love with him.
• 54:12
  I don't know why Justice for Claudia.
• 54:15
  He sounds like such a fucking insult loser because of Of
• 54:18
  course the minute that wasn't Emily out of town and they were
• 54:23
  still technically together, he the minute she was out of town.
• 54:26
  He had to fly to London to see his ex like the complete in cell
• 54:30
  that he is, he's okay. I actually loved her, I never
• 54:35
  loved you. I didn't want Podium very much
• 54:39
  either Justice for her. But why would she like him or
• 54:42
  quit? My job?
• 54:43
  No, you aren't. If you didn't already, why would
• 54:45
  you? Why would this be an issue
• 54:46
  again? You know what I mean?
• 54:47
  Like, yeah. We going back and forth about
• 54:49
  this. Also klaudia rolls her eyes just
• 54:51
  as much as they do so far so good.
• 54:56
  If you took out all the repetitive B, this book would be
• 54:59
  about 100 pages, I know. Oh my God.
• 55:02
  So Jameson speech breaking up with Claudia, was fucking
• 55:05
  hilarious. It was so bad.
• 55:07
  It was like, we just two CEOs blowing in the wind across the
• 55:11
  world from each dog. Never work.
• 55:15
  Which is to CEOs. Very Your high-powered.
• 55:19
  See we just two CEOs just an unusually hot.
• 55:22
  Just need to tell this all bit. Yeah, just open up around a
• 55:25
  different song working and Emily.
• 55:27
  She's easy. He was like, she's easy and do
• 55:33
  so. Yeah, that's it.
• 55:35
  I have nothing. That's basically all he said
• 55:36
  about it because she goes all, like, have you met someone?
• 55:39
  He's like I'm seeing someone and she's like, oh my God.
• 55:42
  Absolutely never made it so good, like, you got That shit.
• 55:49
  I feel like she needed to read it out loud to someone because
• 55:52
  when you read it you're like the fuck who even talks like that.
• 55:56
  So good and he's like bye sis. Now I can be emotionally
• 56:00
  available for Emily. The one on feel emotionally
• 56:02
  abusing this whole time he flipped like a switch again.
• 56:05
  Yeah the second he comes back he pretends he's number one
• 56:08
  boyfriend in the world. Yeah and then he just straight
• 56:10
  up. Tell us her he goes yeah we had
• 56:13
  an arrangement to get back together in five years into like
• 56:15
  a she's 40 were cheating. You are emotionally sheeting and
• 56:21
  then he switches use that heat. She's not like happy with it,
• 56:25
  he's brain, it's not real. But then her whole in a pick me
• 56:28
  came out and was like I'm the worries me.
• 56:31
  Yeah it's okay it's okay but he fucking went overseas to see her
• 56:35
  and we make love that's a Skype call.
• 56:39
  That's if that was me I would be like oh my God.
• 56:44
  They totally fucked. Hmm, I feel They would have been
• 56:49
  real life. This is the kind of guy he is,
• 56:51
  they would have begged. Okay.
• 56:53
  Back to klaudia. Yes.
• 56:55
  Sorry, it's only because I'm scrolling through my notes.
• 56:57
  Yes. When he left.
• 56:59
  He was like goodbye. Klaudia.
• 57:01
  Fly High, baby. She's dead.
• 57:26
  That kind of wrapped into his miles high club.
• 57:28
  Yes. But him going fly.
• 57:30
  Hi baby. You don't get the steal.
• 57:32
  No more. Oh my God.
• 57:47
  The women that probably have hooked up with him, a probably
• 57:49
  moving on with their life and don't give a fuck, but he thinks
• 57:52
  that then die revolve all around him.
• 57:54
  For some reason, I called you she ruined it for everyone fly
• 57:58
  high and he'll fly high Claudia. And then the second he's back.
• 58:01
  He's of course, love-bombing and force.
• 58:03
  It will forcefully. Inviting her to move in straight
• 58:06
  away. It wasn't even inviting.
• 58:09
  Yeah, he said you're moving over.
• 58:11
  Gal bringing your shit and packing up your entire apartment
• 58:14
  but she never got rid of her apartment.
• 58:16
  Aren't they never got rid of her apartment fucking choice, but he
• 58:21
  was like, I miss my girl, you're moving in.
• 58:23
  We're getting married. I'm telling everyone, we're in a
• 58:26
  relationship and then he was like, I'm announcing it
• 58:29
  tomorrow. Whoop.
• 58:32
  And then, of course, it wouldn't be a romance book without a
• 58:34
  ballroom scene, so they don't even to have the media Awards.
• 58:38
  Yes. And it wouldn't be a romance
• 58:40
  book without a Bugatti. Yeah, exactly.
• 58:43
  Hand in hand. So he's got this two girls over
• 58:46
  at his Common. So that Emily can pick out a
• 58:49
  dress or two, and he comes out in a towel on purpose, so that
• 58:52
  these girls would flop over and I'm a predator, okay?
• 58:58
  You stocks are going down four million a day and you're just
• 59:02
  like pick out anything you want. Babe.
• 59:03
  We'll take these five. All the laundry and the shoes
• 59:06
  she's likes. I don't know.
• 59:08
  Is this what we're supposed to want Emily eyes?
• 59:10
  Women were not want the side things all day in my life and
• 59:14
  honestly, the Goodreads were lies there.
• 59:16
  Was a lot of two's, there was a lot of one stars and there was a
• 59:20
  lot of 5 stars and I would like to know if they are okay mmm-me
• 59:24
  too maybe it's just me. Not my taste.
• 59:27
  It was the emotional abuse for me.
• 59:29
  Yeah. And the extreme triggering
• 59:31
  behavior for me and they're like it very corny.
• 59:34
  Yeah. Lines for me at the meteor Woods
• 59:38
  that Gabriel guy comes up to her and tries to hit on her.
• 59:41
  Yes. And she was attracted to him.
• 59:44
  Yeah, it was the funny part. I was like but then she was
• 59:46
  like, Get the fuck away from me. I know she's like I'm Jamison's
• 59:49
  girlfriend now. Yeah, we're out in public.
• 59:51
  I'm wearing a gold dress. So, this is when the Jake dude
• 59:56
  calls her and says that he wants to talk about a secret.
• 59:59
  Yes, info blah, blah, blah. Wouldn't you just go home and
• 1:00:03
  tell Jameson that? He fucked you around instead of
• 1:00:07
  lying and saying, no, I really did go out with Eric and then
• 1:00:10
  Molly. Yeah.
• 1:00:11
  What the fuck? I see you're shooting yourself
• 1:00:13
  in the foot. I know, stupidest thing ever.
• 1:00:15
  Because, if it was me and my partner, I literally tell them
• 1:00:18
  straight away. I know you'd be like, oh, guess
• 1:00:20
  what? That guy.
• 1:00:21
  You hired, as a total sleaze and he tried to fucking kiss, Kiss
• 1:00:23
  me. And wouldn't you assume that he
• 1:00:25
  did that to get a photo? Because it was no context.
• 1:00:27
  He just ran up and kissed her. Yeah, you would know that.
• 1:00:30
  That's going to be a photo. Why did he need to take her on a
• 1:00:32
  date when he's everyone's very much aware that they're
• 1:00:35
  together? Yeah well he lured her to
• 1:00:38
  pretend it's a business meeting and then he kisses her.
• 1:00:41
  Come on now. That's why I'm like a how deep
• 1:00:43
  does this fraud go? I know how dare is stuff going
• 1:00:48
  on. Honestly, it's just hilarious.
• 1:00:50
  That this girl was able to transfer millions of dollars at
• 1:00:53
  a time. Considering I can't even log
• 1:00:54
  into my fucking face book without two-factor
• 1:00:56
  authentication. I only five minutes.
• 1:00:59
  I know. Yeah.
• 1:01:00
  And every time you log into your baking, a few go to re-login off
• 1:01:02
  for a couple seconds. With you fucking fingerprint
• 1:01:05
  faceprint, fucking blood sample. Yeah your aren't just to be able
• 1:01:13
  to get it dries. So she got fired.
• 1:01:20
  Of course, Jameson assumed that she was the cheating slutty
• 1:01:23
  home. Bag.
• 1:01:24
  At this point there were essentially almost engaged.
• 1:01:26
  He was talking serious. Yeah, you're moved in.
• 1:01:30
  There's a bit where she's like, I don't know how what I would
• 1:01:33
  ever do without him girls we ever broke up wearing different
• 1:01:37
  leagues. Why would you um like de facto
• 1:01:39
  no prenup? I was like, that's how you move
• 1:01:41
  on bitch, you do de facto with no prenup, why did she suddenly
• 1:01:46
  care about that, kind of stuff if she never cared about his
• 1:01:48
  status in the first place? No it was more like she's
• 1:01:51
  talking in this bit about her. Owings.
• 1:01:55
  Got feelings. Can always be fixed with a lot
• 1:01:57
  of money. Exactly, that's true.
• 1:01:59
  That is true. The best beard in this was, you
• 1:02:02
  know, the article that came out with Jake's photo.
• 1:02:04
  Yeah, it was exposing her. And they were saying, Jameson's,
• 1:02:07
  being investigated for fraud, they cut and paste it twice.
• 1:02:10
  Why do we have to read it twice? Oh my God.
• 1:02:13
  I know what kind of do like the same thing.
• 1:02:17
  Also, she got Loki, fired. Yeah.
• 1:02:20
  Was that home? And then kept harassing her poor
• 1:02:22
  co-workers because Jameson wouldn't call her back.
• 1:02:25
  I also don't understand where she thought Molly would go up
• 1:02:28
  there. If she's never spoken to my,
• 1:02:30
  what is she going to say? My wish is going to go up there.
• 1:02:32
  Yeah. Single mom of two kids risk her
• 1:02:35
  job. I know I'd be like bitch.
• 1:02:37
  This is your problem, you fuck the boss.
• 1:02:39
  Yeah, absolutely. I'm not dying on that email.
• 1:02:44
  I mean exactly. Now malli I don't know, take a
• 1:02:47
  day off and relax, just go into his apartment.
• 1:02:50
  You live there now and they changed the locks.
• 1:02:54
  Now, I don't know because Alan was old.
• 1:02:57
  You're not allowed to come. He just dropped her off to her
• 1:02:59
  house. You know?
• 1:03:00
  Previous warning. Yeah.
• 1:03:03
  Yeah. They hadn't been speaking this
• 1:03:05
  whole time, so things were bad. She's like, oh my god, I've
• 1:03:08
  ruined the relationship because I lied about going to dinner
• 1:03:10
  with Aaron and Molly. Yeah.
• 1:03:13
  And then he fucking bashes the Gabriel guy because he sees him
• 1:03:18
  when he's out. Joking.
• 1:03:19
  Yeah this is the most hilarious thing ever and then he ran into
• 1:03:22
  a pocket looks like on the lam from the police.
• 1:03:24
  Who would Chasing him with a warrant and he just ran into the
• 1:03:27
  park and then he got hit by a car and it was the best thing
• 1:03:30
  that could have ever happened. And I was just eating it up
• 1:03:32
  because I don't know The Comma just kidding.
• 1:03:34
  Yeah it was so you can imagine him just running around fucking
• 1:03:39
  deer in the headlights. Just like the consequences of my
• 1:03:45
  actions. He's the one I chose to fucking
• 1:03:47
  punch. All me in the face.
• 1:03:49
  Oh mate through a cigar him or something.
• 1:03:51
  But come on now just you know better than this.
• 1:03:55
  You know, the better he without knowing any of the details
• 1:03:58
  because you know how she tried to cool Tristan and stuff.
• 1:04:00
  She's like, I'm so worried about him and she goes, he couldn't
• 1:04:04
  have done that. He couldn't have assaulted
• 1:04:05
  someone. Yes, he did.
• 1:04:07
  Hey, he's hot. Why are you keeping so hard for
• 1:04:13
  the man that fucking put you out in the gutter?
• 1:04:17
  Yeah, because really, when you think about it, she got rid of
• 1:04:19
  that apartment, she would be in the God only go with no job.
• 1:04:24
  He doesn't give a fuck, he would have relished in that.
• 1:04:27
  Yeah. But in fact, he was running
• 1:04:29
  around in the gutter at the park and then running about us and
• 1:04:32
  then getting but being hit by a car in the gutter where he
• 1:04:35
  belongs. I just straight up trash like
• 1:04:38
  imagine looking for your dog of a man who can't even swing you a
• 1:04:43
  text back and he's just fucking run around the park.
• 1:04:46
  Like the doggy is wall, system is simple and he got hit by car.
• 1:04:54
  The doggy is very dog, behavior, running around getting my fight.
• 1:05:01
  I'm at that. A dog's able.
• 1:05:03
  Yeah. He doesn't deserve to be called
• 1:05:05
  a dog to be honest with ya. Oh no, dog slander here.
• 1:05:09
  And then she rolls around his place and his groveling in front
• 1:05:13
  of his CCTV from 30 minutes straight until the security has
• 1:05:16
  to come out and be like there's a crazy lady out here and like
• 1:05:19
  she's crying vomiting umbrella. Brittany style life.
• 1:05:30
  Understand a single thing. Imagine if she said, if I wanted
• 1:05:34
  a psychiatrist, I would date one on his security cameras and he
• 1:05:42
  sent her a text. And he said, move on.
• 1:05:45
  I have with these masseuse. Dude, if I got that mother
• 1:05:51
  fucking text, I would have been like, say less and I would have
• 1:05:57
  been on record. Otto's .5 of the second.
• 1:06:01
  Yes. Are you kidding me?
• 1:06:04
  That is the biggest green light of ever seen to go on with my
• 1:06:08
  life. Gobble Ricardo writer, Jay could
• 1:06:10
  be next. And then I love reading these
• 1:06:13
  two of us and then our brother. Yeah, fuck.
• 1:06:19
  All of the brothers. All of the like, move on.
• 1:06:24
  I have bitch. What?
• 1:06:28
  After you a groveling, crying pissing shitting in front of a
• 1:06:32
  CCTV that other people can probably see.
• 1:06:34
  Like, the whole apartment building is probably a has
• 1:06:36
  access to that. Hmm, disgusting.
• 1:06:39
  I would never do that behavior for a dick.
• 1:06:41
  Are you kidding? Thanks a dime.
• 1:06:43
  A dozen. I'm not that great.
• 1:06:45
  Come on. His dick is not shooting
• 1:06:46
  rainbows. It's shooting fucking gonorrhea.
• 1:06:53
  It can't be that. Good gone arena is Jimmy Jimmy
• 1:06:56
  gonorrhea. He kept wearing a condom because
• 1:07:02
  he knew he had stopped for a bit.
• 1:07:04
  Remember and then he started wearing one again and then she
• 1:07:08
  got antsy about it because she was like, why is he wearing one
• 1:07:10
  again? Yeah.
• 1:07:12
  And then he goes, I can't trust your dumbass to be such a
• 1:07:14
  trouble when he when he did it again, is when they did the
• 1:07:18
  stopover thing and he was sleeping with her for the last
• 1:07:22
  time. So she was all like, yeah.
• 1:07:24
  I finally got him back. God.
• 1:07:28
  He fell for. That is just hilarious.
• 1:07:30
  I would never, but she fell for it.
• 1:07:33
  I will now I think I'll go back to a single person that did that
• 1:07:37
  to me. Are you kidding?
• 1:07:39
  He's put it all in for one last round of Say, how did an entire
• 1:07:44
  little trash bin full of used condoms.
• 1:07:47
  Yeah. And then she was sitting there
• 1:07:48
  like at least we're back on and he was like that was a goodbye,
• 1:07:52
  you know, he wrote to her as Jim as well and then they put they
• 1:07:57
  role-played being Changes in talking real wood bar.
• 1:08:01
  So he put on all that work. Just a second.
• 1:08:05
  So typical man, toxic men but also she just again is Pikachu
• 1:08:11
  face when it all goes wrong again.
• 1:08:13
  Again, this man has shown you countless times, he doesn't
• 1:08:17
  care. He's a terrible person.
• 1:08:20
  So just sidequest about the girl with the computer.
• 1:08:25
  Before you take your computer with sensitive information,
• 1:08:28
  Including fraud information before you take that to Cash
• 1:08:31
  Converters fuckin do a bit of a white girly just smash it.
• 1:08:36
  It's not worth the what 200 bucks that you got for it.
• 1:08:39
  No, I've just Smash It, Wipe It. Smash it throw it in the ocean.
• 1:08:44
  Yeah, what a dumb. Bitch.
• 1:08:46
  She's the dumbest bitch also dumber than Emily.
• 1:08:51
  Emily will have a better name for Ms. I'm the same.
• 1:08:57
  Why was she so? Stalking people, because she had
• 1:09:00
  to prove herself for Miles media.
• 1:09:03
  Fuck miles me close that fired her.
• 1:09:06
  No, she had to prove Jameson's innocence because that's not
• 1:09:09
  him. He didn't assault Gabriel, he
• 1:09:11
  didn't commit fraud. He could have, I bet he would be
• 1:09:15
  on that fucking plane book, the little black book.
• 1:09:18
  Yeah. Of Jeffrey Epstein.
• 1:09:20
  And she won't till cape for that man.
• 1:09:22
  Yeah, that's not Jameson. That's not my middle.
• 1:09:25
  Name is like, clearly there. It was Jim, Jim, I promise it
• 1:09:29
  was. James J, couldn't have been
• 1:09:31
  couldn't be Jimmy. I don't know a single Jameson.
• 1:09:35
  This is the bit where he was like following her on the bus
• 1:09:38
  and making an idiot out of himself in front of teenage
• 1:09:41
  girls and stuff and I'm that was the point.
• 1:09:43
  He was an idiot when he had to Google.
• 1:09:46
  While he's messages weren't going through.
• 1:09:48
  I know what are you 100 have to fly.
• 1:09:51
  Figure it out, like just assume you're blocking technology.
• 1:09:57
  I know how do you not know? Because he goes a woman's never
• 1:10:00
  blocked me. They probably have, bro, you
• 1:10:01
  just haven't noticed. Mmm.
• 1:10:03
  You just haven't cared to text them back and realize you're not
• 1:10:05
  getting it. Back, I just was he's like, oh,
• 1:10:08
  what? Bookie reading?
• 1:10:09
  What book are you reading? I'm currently reading a book.
• 1:10:11
  I'm reading a book. It's called how to get your girl
• 1:10:14
  back after a midlife crisis, right?
• 1:10:17
  He's aware of the midlife crisis is what he was doing.
• 1:10:20
  Wasn't a midlife crisis, it was him shitting.
• 1:10:23
  All over his own life and his mummy having to tell them how to
• 1:10:26
  fix it. That's not enough Christ.
• 1:10:28
  Me not the mum. Elizabeth have the coming
• 1:10:32
  clutch, just like not a mother. She had to be like Like James of
• 1:10:36
  Nikki, it really was the best thing that could have happened
• 1:10:39
  to your sister don't file, girl. She's lovely.
• 1:10:42
  She never was here for your money.
• 1:10:45
  I don't know why she's British, and she's also got multiple
• 1:10:55
  personalities. Fuck.
• 1:11:00
  I feel like I should have started.
• 1:11:01
  The first book with Tristan. Yeah, that would have been
• 1:11:04
  helpful. Made it better and then she
• 1:11:08
  goes. Oh, I wish you would stop being
• 1:11:11
  so hilarious and adorable white girls are laughing at you.
• 1:11:15
  Oh, my poor dumb bitch guy. He's clearly about to fucking
• 1:11:28
  tell her until lamp shaped like them.
• 1:11:32
  Oh my God, I can't deal. No!
• 1:11:35
  Okay, imagine ping Emily and you think a court from Magic Mike
• 1:11:39
  XXL to try and make a deep and meaningful .90 she goes.
• 1:11:46
  Okay, so if anything solve it it was watching Magic.
• 1:11:52
  Mike XXL last night and something something really just
• 1:11:56
  something really hit home for me and it's, you know, when someone
• 1:11:59
  shows you who they are just believe.
• 1:12:06
  I can't deal. He's supposed to be around and
• 1:12:09
  shit, but he's just that with a straight face and he's supposed
• 1:12:12
  to be like, oh my gosh, I got you.
• 1:12:17
  I would never hear anybody like. Okay, I'm done here, done, they
• 1:12:20
  give me the ear, that's horrible.
• 1:12:24
  What the fuck was with the Kung Fu Panda reference?
• 1:12:26
  I didn't even I see it. That was a reference made
• 1:12:28
  earlier when they went camping. Okay, but I never needed to be
• 1:12:33
  made again. If you've only got one source of
• 1:12:36
  banter, if you've only got one thing to bring this relationship
• 1:12:39
  back from out of the Grave, would you rely on Kung Fu Panda?
• 1:12:43
  No. Because I skimmed over a lot of
• 1:12:45
  the camping scene because I couldn't deal with his dog,
• 1:12:47
  whining. It was really stressful for you.
• 1:12:52
  Yeah, for everybody. I had the egg the entire time.
• 1:12:56
  I was like I would never. It was giving, like, Chuck Bass,
• 1:13:00
  having to change the Wilderness, he gives Chuck Bass energy.
• 1:13:05
  Yeah, but he's not Chuck Bass, so not the same.
• 1:13:09
  I don't know how this wasn't my court when he goes.
• 1:13:12
  You listen and you? Listen good.
• 1:13:13
  I don't want anyone else. I've been promiscuous.
• 1:13:16
  I can't even say that word properly.
• 1:13:24
  We squeezed from dude. Why did he have to say all that?
• 1:13:28
  That word alone? I would never.
• 1:13:29
  Look at that man. Again, I've been like I'm
• 1:13:32
  Israeli cows pretty much saying that he's been dipping his dick
• 1:13:40
  in everybody, but why did he have to say it like that?
• 1:13:42
  Just be like, since I was 18 year olds old, I've been a sex
• 1:13:46
  addict and had sex with a lot of people, but instead, he was
• 1:13:49
  like, I was a promiscuous. He's gotta make a point that
• 1:13:52
  she's the diamond in the rough. With the rough being every other
• 1:13:55
  girl, obviously, the one to change him.
• 1:13:58
  You can't tell me that he did not enjoy all of those
• 1:14:01
  meaningless plows. Yeah, he he relishes in that, he
• 1:14:05
  calls it, the miles high club, I know, but they all do.
• 1:14:09
  Yeah, but it's do, but the fact that he's pretending, oh, I'm
• 1:14:12
  too refined to go to Vegas with my brother's now because you
• 1:14:16
  know you've got six months she moves back in to the apartment
• 1:14:19
  with him after that and he's like, welcome home, honey.
• 1:14:25
  He had to wait till he broke up with klaudia, then he was all
• 1:14:28
  good with their relationship. And then he decided, no being
• 1:14:33
  with me is too dangerous because I'm scared Gabriel's.
• 1:14:35
  Going to kill you. That was the only reason it
• 1:14:38
  wasn't that she's not a danger. This isn't a mafia port and I
• 1:14:41
  hope so. He just was too scared that
• 1:14:43
  someone else would take her away.
• 1:14:45
  Hmm. And he's like and that's why I
• 1:14:47
  had to protect you and give you friendship, flowers, friendship
• 1:14:51
  roses that would give me the egg to if If someone gave me them
• 1:14:55
  flowers and I was pissed at them.
• 1:14:56
  Yeah, I just wouldn't grab the bunch and I walk inside and lock
• 1:15:00
  the door. I wouldn't fucking do the most
• 1:15:02
  embarrassing thing of my life and have a tantrum on them.
• 1:15:06
  I liked a lot because it was funny just imagine of shredding
• 1:15:09
  up these expensive roses but she was like jumping on them.
• 1:15:13
  The thing is with a narcissist like him you don't give him a
• 1:15:16
  reaction at all. Ultimately the best thing for
• 1:15:18
  her to do to get a bit of the power back would be to take the
• 1:15:20
  flowers and say okay that's nice that you're assuming Friends and
• 1:15:24
  then just walk back inside. Yeah.
• 1:15:26
  Because then he's gonna be like, oh, I actually don't want to be
• 1:15:29
  friends with you. Oh no.
• 1:15:30
  Oh no. Because I'd be like cool.
• 1:15:32
  I've never seen you dick. Again, that's fine with me.
• 1:15:34
  And that's and then you'd walk upstairs and then power
• 1:15:37
  retained. And then you'd go out and bang
• 1:15:39
  someone else and make sure that he was following you.
• 1:15:42
  Yes. Well you probably would but
• 1:15:44
  she's dumb you know Alan's on that detail all the time.
• 1:15:47
  Hmm. And the ending wraps up really
• 1:15:50
  easily because you fucking just proposes to her too.
• 1:15:53
  Pina Colada Song and he comes into her work to do it.
• 1:15:58
  The new job. Yeah that's fucking fat Out The
• 1:16:02
  Piña Colada. Bit made no sense because it had
• 1:16:04
  no reference in the Kung Fu Panda music exactly.
• 1:16:11
  And that really makes sense. Yeah.
• 1:16:13
  And Tristan had to come in to be the music to be the DJ.
• 1:16:16
  Do you hand balancing? That would be, he can't even
• 1:16:18
  work the music on. He can't even work out.
• 1:16:20
  Spotify ads, going, everyone in the building like Why would you
• 1:16:24
  do that in an office in front of all these people?
• 1:16:27
  You have millions of dollars, you know, take her on a fucking
• 1:16:30
  helicopter ride or some shit. Well there's a bit in there that
• 1:16:33
  were talking about her Affair and in the article they'll like
• 1:16:37
  those seen in Italy. Two months ago I was like when
• 1:16:39
  did fuck. They go to Italy.
• 1:16:41
  Yeah. Jameson and her were seen in
• 1:16:43
  Italy. Two months ago I'm like thinking
• 1:16:45
  along to fucking heavily shit all over the place, but he could
• 1:16:48
  have took her to fucking Italy. Could have waited till then.
• 1:16:51
  Yeah. He he like had to jump the gun.
• 1:16:53
  A locker in. And he only gave her three
• 1:16:56
  months to plan the wedding. Yes, gave it to her when we
• 1:16:59
  locked quarter and that way, as well, he after four weeks, he
• 1:17:03
  yep. Was engaged her.
• 1:17:05
  Yeah. Same bullshit.
• 1:17:07
  And he's like, I'm nothing and it's like, no, you're just
• 1:17:10
  psychotic and desperate desperate.
• 1:17:13
  Very desperate has no one wants to pay to spend time with them.
• 1:17:17
  But do you really think that he even likes her?
• 1:17:20
  No, I just think that she's so Waited with this disgusting man.
• 1:17:26
  Yeah, and he's like, the can't get better than that.
• 1:17:29
  She does everything for me, it's almost personal assistant at
• 1:17:32
  this point because she's booking my masseuse and finding someone
• 1:17:35
  else or me. And he loved the toxic fighting
• 1:17:37
  because she'd fight back, but he doesn't actually want someone
• 1:17:41
  with a backbone. No.
• 1:17:42
  Because whenever she did fight back, he would be like haha,
• 1:17:44
  that's entertaining. Yeah.
• 1:17:46
  But you're going to do what I fucking say.
• 1:17:47
  Anyway. Yeah.
• 1:17:48
  So I'm still going to be the one on.
• 1:17:49
  Tom wasn't even like good arguments.
• 1:17:51
  It was just like, oh, we're going to start again.
• 1:17:53
  Then yes. And she brought up her feelings.
• 1:17:56
  Any time. He'd be like, oh, ah.
• 1:17:57
  Here we fucking are. How dare you have failing so
• 1:18:02
  bad? He's honestly the most
• 1:18:04
  unredeemable male character but she's talked about, she is also
• 1:18:08
  the most unredeemable female with it.
• 1:18:10
  Yeah, woman. Yeah, we've ever talked about.
• 1:18:13
  Yeah, well, I mean at the very least we were fucking entertain,
• 1:18:17
  start to finish. I really quickly, it was
• 1:18:19
  raining. Yeah, I think it was only
• 1:18:22
  draining because it just kept going.
• 1:18:23
  Going but it just kept repeating and I'm like, nothing was
• 1:18:26
  flowing. I felt like I was in another
• 1:18:29
  toxic relationship, know it? Well, it was.
• 1:18:33
  Yeah, you probably went to sleep thinking.
• 1:18:34
  Oh my God, my life just cold sweats.
• 1:18:37
  Yes, yes triggering. What should we write this out of
• 1:18:41
  funnies? Yeah, how many fuck bunnies out
• 1:18:45
  of 50 is, there are allowed. Yeah, one Rock Bottom Rock
• 1:18:51
  Bottom. We can create our own rating
• 1:18:53
  system. This is And it reads, I wouldn't
• 1:18:55
  recommend reading it, not anything not for entertainment
• 1:18:58
  value. Not only because it, I honestly
• 1:19:01
  reckon the first couple of chapters yacht like, wow, this
• 1:19:05
  is so bad. It's good.
• 1:19:06
  It's entertaining. And then you get a little bit in
• 1:19:08
  and you're like, fuck sake. It's just repetitive, there's
• 1:19:11
  an, it's not making any sense, the trigger warning for this
• 1:19:15
  book, should be. If you've ever been in a
• 1:19:17
  domestic or emotionally abusive relationship, this is exactly
• 1:19:21
  how you feel. Man to size it.
• 1:19:25
  Yeah. Like this is exactly how it
• 1:19:26
  started. They getting married after what
• 1:19:29
  three months. I think it's only going to get
• 1:19:31
  worse. Oh, for sure.
• 1:19:32
  So I'm going to give it a one for entertainment value.
• 1:19:35
  Hmm. That's it.
• 1:19:37
  And I sold a negative points. I think that we've already
• 1:19:39
  discussed, so, I don't even need to go into the Yankees, don't
• 1:19:41
  need to go into. It was really jarring, because I
• 1:19:43
  actually read right before this one, a really good book that was
• 1:19:46
  really thought out and all of those fantasy book, but it's
• 1:19:50
  like the first in the series and it was really, really good on
• 1:19:53
  his face. It's like good book that I've
• 1:19:55
  read in a while and then I read this and I was like, oh shit.
• 1:19:59
  Yeah. So 0 and 1.
• 1:20:01
  Fuck bunnies out of 5 from us. Yeah.
• 1:20:04
  I mean is there much else to say?
• 1:20:06
  I don't think so. I'm now it's just trash that's
• 1:20:08
  just it. So if you like solid garbage
• 1:20:10
  trash with Flyers just bouncing around.
• 1:20:13
  If you keep this up I'm like I love a good movie.
• 1:20:16
  That's bad. Yeah, this one borderline swear?
• 1:20:19
  It's so bad. It's good.
• 1:20:20
  Yeah, it's just bad. Exactly, I know.
• 1:20:23
  So that is all thanks for joining us on lose the pot with
• 1:20:27
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