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Decoding Anniversary Numerology: Creep It 100! · PNW Haunts & Homicides

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  And remind me, what are the numbers that make up 100?
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  They're one and zero!
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  I told you I was gonna make you cry!
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  You're so stupid!
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  I literally text her, I was like, "I'm gonna make you cry and shit your pants at the same time!"
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  You'll never make me shit anything ever, 'cause I don't poop!
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  [Music]
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  Hi, predator! I'm Ian Caitlyn.
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  Hi, Cassie.
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  [Laughter]
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  Hi, creepy people.
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  Hello!
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  This is PNW Haunts and Homicides, and I'm sorry you missed the inside joke at the beginning, so...
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  [Laughter]
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  Apparently, if you have the mic situated just right, and I've just taken a nice juicy
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  gulp of rosé, I can make predator sounds.
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  It's literally terrifying, like I peed myself a tiny bit.
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  [Laughter]
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  Your chair might be slightly damp when I get up, and I'm so sorry.
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  I could not do that again.
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  [Laughter]
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  For like a million dollars.
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  Okay, good.
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  To save my life.
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  We don't want it to happen again, so...
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  Okay.
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  Well, before we start today, I have some very exciting news.
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  Like the most exciting news ever.
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  Ever?
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  Do you remember?
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  Yeah!
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  Forever, ever!
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  So do you all remember the necklace that I lost from episode 62?
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  Your fluorite?
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  Yes, my rainbow fluorite.
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  Well...
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  I found it!
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  [Laughter]
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  I found it! Can you even believe it?
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  'Cause I can't.
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  [Laughter]
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  I'm seeing it, and I still don't believe it.
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  I did a whole ass episode about losing something, and I found it!
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  [Laughter]
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  So I had a ring and AirPods in my pocket in my car, and I went to pull them out of my pocket.
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  And the ring fell down the crack of my seat as everything falls down the crack of your seat.
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  Like we all know.
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  So I give my flashlight out, and I go around the back of the seat, like,
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  shine my flashlight down there, and I see the shiny rock.
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  And I was like, "Oh, weird! So I grabbed the rock."
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  And it's...
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  It's when I got from a suicide prevention walk.
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  It says hope on it.
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  It was like, "Oh, weird! How'd that get there? I don't know how that got there, to be honest with you."
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  All right.
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  It probably fell out of something somewhere at some point.
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  But it fell in the crack of the seat.
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  Maybe.
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  Established.
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  [Laughter]
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  So then still looking for my ring, I shine the flashlight down there, and I see a shiny black
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  string.
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  And I was like, "No."
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  A...
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  A G string?
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  Not a G string.
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  Okay.
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  Just a regular string.
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  Just... just string.
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  Just shiny black string.
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  All right. Well, I think we all know where Caitlyn is at.
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  There's my panties. I have a hand on them.
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  Everything's okay.
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  [Laughter]
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  So I see this familiar shiny black string.
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  And I was like, "No fucking way.
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  Is that my lost rainbow, fluorite necklace?"
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  Like, I would know that necklace string anywhere because I was wearing it almost every day for a long time.
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  So I pull it out.
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  Sure shit.
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  It's my fluorite necklace.
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  I have shine the flashlight in that spot.
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  I don't know how many times.
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  I tore apart my card looking for this thing.
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  And like, my car's a mess.
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  Don't get me wrong.
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  But I mean, it's really not.
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  It was right there, like, right at the back of the seat.
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  Like, I wouldn't have missed it.
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  You know?
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  I didn't even get my ring.
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  I totally forgot about the ring because I was so excited to find my necklace.
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  Because it was like, right there.
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  You know, I would have found it if it was there when I was looking for it.
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  So, weird.
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  Pretty weird to me.
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  That is weird.
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  I did think that when you sent me the picture, I was like,
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  it was there the whole time.
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  Like, did you not check your car?
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  Yeah, because I like immediately turn my video on once I spot the shine.
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  What the shit was shining by the she-shadowed and the she-short?
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  In the she-short.
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  Once I saw it, I'd turned on my video because I was like,
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  I think this is what it is, but I'm going to take the reveal video of me pulling it out.
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  So, it was right there.
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  I mean, I'm not going to post the video because my car is disgusting.
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  But I just remember literally thinking,
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  what?
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  Like, what is she doing?
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  I seriously thought like, well, of course you didn't find it until now.
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  It was right there in your car.
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  You didn't check your car?
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  I did.
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  Oh, I did.
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  That is so bizarre.
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  It looks like you would have immediately found it if you checked your car.
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  As someone who has seen this famed video footage.
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  I mean, does the prudor film?
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  So, in that episode, we talked about how when you lose a crystal,
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  it means that you don't need its particular properties right now.
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  And I just had purchased another crystal that I thought maybe it was telling me I needed that one more.
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  So, looking back, right?
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  Yeah.
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  I 100% needed that particular crystal.
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  And if you want to know what it's for, you can go back and listen.
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  It was episode 62, the lost crystal and the witch's castle.
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  Oh, god, I love that one.
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  That's the one.
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  Right?
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  I know what.
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  That was a good one.
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  Even though it was kind of sad for me to talk about my lost crystal.
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  It's okay now because you guys know I found it.
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  Oh, yay!
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  Who doesn't love a happy ending?
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  We sure do.
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  So now I think I went through what I needed to go through,
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  what that other crystal was for.
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  And I haven't really been carrying it around anymore.
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  So, I think it was perfect timing to find my other crystal again.
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  Yay!
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  I know.
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  It's like the universe was like, okay, you went through that shit.
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  Now it's time to focus, get back to work on your creative endeavors.
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  Yay!
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  One, two, three, go.
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  So I went.
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  Do it and now we're at episode 100.
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  Can you believe it?
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  I know.
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  Okay.
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  It's crazy.
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  I would pinch myself, but it would hurt.
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  As indie podcasters, we love to show our support of other awesome shows.
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  So stay tuned for the promo we've got to share with you this week.
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  Let's show them some love you can find their info in our show notes.
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  You guys, we're back.
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  And don't worry, we did get more wine.
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  Well, of course.
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  So Caitlin let me write the 100th episode.
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  Can't believe she trusted me.
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  We like two days before I was like, I got it.
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  Not two days before the episode, just to clarify.
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  Two days before we decided we needed to record the episode, which is still well in advance.
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  It's for me.
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  I mean, it is for me to be honest.
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  It wasn't the day before.
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  Exactly.
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  We have made monumental strides.
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  You know what it is.
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  It's the crystal.
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  You're goddamn right it is.
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  It is the crystal.
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  It gave me the creative power.
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  To write this episode.
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  So let's get into it.
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  Yay.
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  So first of all, we have this lovely quote in the background.
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  Would you like to read it for us Caitlin?
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  Our Patreon members will get to see it later.
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  Oh man.
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  It's beautiful.
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  It's so beautiful.
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  You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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  Lane Gratsky.
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  Michael Scott.
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  Yeah.
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  So you know any chance to throw an office quote joke in there.
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  Oh yeah.
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  So I thought that was relevant for today because it has the number 100 in it.
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  So I was like, yeah, it does.
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  It's happening.
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  Also, we took a shot, man.
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  Yeah.
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  We took a shot.
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  We did something big.
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  We didn't miss it.
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  It's true.
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  We're still doing it.
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  I know.
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  100 episodes later.
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  [laughs]
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  It's so funny because when I read it, I was thinking back to our first
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  pot of nursery when you were telling me and I didn't even really
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  realize until you told me that you were like,
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  I was really scared but I had just decided that I was going to do things.
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  I was going to say yes.
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  Like don't be scared.
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  You dumb bitch.
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  It's just life.
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  Like you're scared.
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  Life.
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  None of us are making it out alive anyway.
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  Yeah, exactly.
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  Yeah.
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  And that's what it makes me think of.
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  It feels fitting.
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  It does.
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  So we all know the number 100 is special.
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  It's a nice, round, full, perfect number.
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  She foe body.
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  Yeah, she got them curves.
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  Got those two zeroes.
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  So like literally, we use 100 to describe something that is whole or finished.
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  Percent means per 100 in Latin, which I'm sure most of you probably knew, but I didn't know.
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  So in case you're like me, I threw the little fact in there.
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  Did you know that?
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  I know.
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  Really?
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  No, I am not fluent in Latin.
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  I mean, but like percent per 100.
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  Like I feel like.
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  Okay, I thought it was like something everyone knew, but I was like, you know what,
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  I'm going to put it in there anyway.
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  I don't know.
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  I mean, feel free to write in and let us know that 100% of the co-hosts of this show are dumb asses.
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  Please let us know.
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  We love it.
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  Yeah, I don't think so though.
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  I don't think that's like a common.
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  Okay.
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  Yeah.
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  It's also a perfectly square number.
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  Her square root being 10.
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  We're taking it back to math class.
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  Yeah, how far back?
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  Like.
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  No further than, you know, two days ago for me.
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  We use the 100 emoji to agree or give approval as motivation or congratulations
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  or to emphasize authenticity, such as the hip term, keep it 100.
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  Keep it one.
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  100.
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  100.
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  One percent.
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  Yeah.
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  Be know it around here. I think we should say creep it 100. Am I right?
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  I like it.
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  I'm going to pretend like I made that up and that wasn't already a thing because I'm sure
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  like no one else has thought of that.
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  You know what?
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  Does it matter?
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  No.
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  I came from.
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  I thought of it.
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  Who popularized it?
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  I'm going to use it though.
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  I don't care.
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  Creepy 100.
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  Creepy 100.
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  We might name this episode that.
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  I like it.
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  Yeah.
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  And I would argue most importantly, there are 100 sweat glands per one inch of human skin.
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  Oh boy.
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  Yeah, I feel like that explains a lot.
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  I had to creep it real, you know?
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  I had to throw one creepy back tonight.
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  But how many do I have in my armpit?
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  Because I feel like I have trithle.
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  Maybe.
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  Maybe you're special.
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  That is facial.
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  But these are not the only things special about everyone's new favorite number 100.
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  Let's break it down.
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  Now I really feel like this is a classroom.
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  I'm sorry everyone, I promise this is fun.
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  I believe her.
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  You did trust me with this.
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  The number one is associated with new beginnings.
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  Manifestation, achievement and success.
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  While the number zero is associated with new beginnings and endless possibilities.
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  Croshing it.
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  Yeah, so they're very similar.
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  Also obviously because of its shape, zero represents infinity.
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  No endings, no beginnings.
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  Okay.
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  Which is a reminder that you are always connected to something greater than yourself.
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  Which I'm not trying to get all religious or anything, but I feel like the majority of people
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  can agree that there's something bigger out there than just you.
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  Correct.
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  Yeah.
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  Everything is bigger than me.
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  Right.
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  Whether that's some type of God or higher power or whether that's just the fact that we're a tiny pinprick
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  in the universe, probably less than a pinprick in the universe.
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  I mean, really.
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  Yeah.
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  There's bigger shit out there.
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  Yeah.
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  So put these numbers together and you get something pretty badass.
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  The number 100 represents fresh starts, infinite potential, accomplishment of goals.
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  It's arguably the most positive and optimistic number.
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  I dare you to name one that beats 100.
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  Go.
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  Wrong.
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  Because there's not one.
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  Oh, I was going to say.
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  I
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  I
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  Okay.
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  You literally can't think of one can you?
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  No, I mean, I can think of two, but for me, neither of these is very applicable.
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  When you have to guess it's 69 and 420.
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  Okay.
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  It's like obvious.
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  That's what everybody is going to be screaming.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm like, I mean, neither of those is.
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  But those are not full and round.
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  They're not perfectly square.
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  They're not.
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  Yeah.
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  You know, it can be an extremely lucky number for those working hard at their business ventures.
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  It urges you to trust your intuition and trust that everything you're working so hard on will come to completion.
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  Which completion.
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  If you listened all the way through to our Valentine's Day episode, that meaning will sound a little different today.
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  Sorry, not sorry.
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  It also symbolizes enlightenment, self-realization, and creating positive change in your life.
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  It's a sign that amazing things are on the horizon.
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  Are you quite sure?
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  I think so.
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  Yay.
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  I feel like it is anyway.
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  I don't know about you.
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  I don't know.
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  I get excited about things and that I'm like, oh, I don't know.
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  I haven't seen like second thoughts on our podcast.
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  No, I'm just always like, it's always impending doom.
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  I've always done something wrong.
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  It's broken and/or about to be destroyed.
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  We've just realized today that Caitlin needs past life regression therapy.
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  Yeah.
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  But on a set of so coming soon.
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  Yeah, I think I have a ghost attached to me that like survive the potato famine or something
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  or didn't survive the potato famine.
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  Oh, you're weak.
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  She's a figure now.
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  Whatever it is.
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  Yeah.
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  That bitch got issues.
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  I'm fine.
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  So I know with this being the 100th episode of the podcast, we're not specifically starting
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  anything new or completing anything.
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  We're not going anywhere.
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  Creepy people don't worry.
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  Unless Caitlin is really having second thoughts, which then I will panic and quit.
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  No, okay.
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  Are you kidding me?
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  What would I do with all of that free time?
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  Start another podcast.
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  Distinguishing you.
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  Self-care.
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  Yeah.
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  What's that?
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  Meditate.
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  Oh God.
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  But it still feels to me anyway like we're transitioning or moving into a new phase,
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  kind of like leveling up.
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  I feel like 100 is like, you know, it's like a level right?
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  Yeah.
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  The wheat from the chaff.
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  Maybe.
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  The girls from the ladies, the boys from the men.
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  Yes.
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  We are now men.
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  It is official.
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  This beautiful quote from scar- scar-
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  Sarah.
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  Sarah scoop.
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  Not scar-a soup.
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  Scar-a soup.
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  So I'm do you scare us.
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  You can't.
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  I think you could.
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  Unscarable.
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  Unshakeable.
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  That's it.
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  Unbreakable.
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  This beautiful quote from Sarah scoop.com sums it up nicely.
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  The essence of the number 100 is about new beginnings.
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  Taking action and manifesting your dreams.
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  This number is a reminder that you have the power to create your reality.
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  Obviously.
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  Which isn't true because I don't have the power to speak correctly.
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  So how can I create a reality?
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  Oh boy.
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  It's fine.
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  You do.
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  You do.
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  Sometimes.
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  Third times a charm.
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  No, I mean you do have the power to create your own reality.
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  Even if I can't speak, okay?
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  Yeah.
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  Okay.
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  Thank you.
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  No, I'm serious.
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  Because what we've done up to this point is
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  I mean we created a whole ass reality like.
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  Yeah, we did.
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  Thanks, creepy people for coming into our reality with us.
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  We're not alone.
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  Yeah, it's a pretty bizarre alternate reality sometimes.
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  But here we are.
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  I mean, I think the thing that we discount about creating your own reality though is
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  it's not about you always being the one that directly molds it.
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  Because you and I decided to do this.
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  And I think in the beginning you were like,
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  - Oh, shodoh shodoh, shodoh shodoh shodoh shodoh shodoh shed.
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  I was like, yes!
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  - What did I do, what I can myself and do?
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  - Exactly.
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  And there have been a lot of times
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  where we're like, oh, okay.
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  We're both oh-shitting.
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  - Yeah.
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  - And somehow we kinda made it to this point
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  and sometimes it was you helping me get through
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  the time leading up to our first life.
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  And sometimes it was, you know, me carrying a couple
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  of episodes in a row and like, but we did it.
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  - Yeah.
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  - Like we made that.
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  - We did do it.
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  I don't know how.
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  I like literally sometimes I'm laying there in bed
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  and I'm like, how did this happen?
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  (laughs)
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  I don't even remember learning how to edit.
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  Like, it's just now it's the thing I do every day.
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  (laughs)
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  - Weird.
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  (laughs)
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  But anyway, there's more.
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  But wait, there's more.
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  - But wait.
• 20:47
  - So now I wanna relate it back to some tarot
• 20:50
  because obviously.
• 20:52
  - It's like our thing, right?
• 20:54
  Caitlin, what's the card that follows you around?
• 20:59
  - The magician?
• 21:01
  - Right.
• 21:01
  Do you know the number on that card?
• 21:05
  - Fuck.
• 21:06
  - I know I normally do.
• 21:09
  Now that you asked me,
• 21:12
  no, I'm gonna make you figure it out.
• 21:14
  - Not at all.
• 21:14
  Okay.
• 21:16
  BRB, you guys.
• 21:17
  - I'm gonna sip some wine while she figures it out.
• 21:19
  - Okay.
• 21:20
  Oh, it's number one.
• 21:24
  - Correct.
• 21:24
  - Oh my god.
• 21:25
  - Now Caitlin, can you tell me my card?
• 21:29
  - Oh my god.
• 21:31
  - What's my card?
• 21:33
  - It's the fool.
• 21:35
  - And can you tell me the number on that card?
• 21:36
  - It's your own.
• 21:37
  (laughs)
• 21:38
  - And remind me, what are the numbers that make up 100?
• 21:42
  - They're one and zero.
• 21:44
  - I told you I was gonna make you cry.
• 21:46
  - You're so stupid.
• 21:48
  - I literally text her,
• 21:49
  "I was like, I'm gonna make you cry
• 21:50
  and shit your pants at the same time."
• 21:52
  (laughs)
• 21:53
  - You'll never make me shit anything ever
• 21:56
  'cause I don't poop.
• 21:58
  - The magician represents manifestation,
• 22:01
  resourcefulness, power, inspired action.
• 22:04
  The number one, representing new beginnings
• 22:07
  and opportunities.
• 22:09
  So very, very similar to the number itself meaning
• 22:13
  and the number in the card meaning.
• 22:15
  And the fool represents beginnings,
• 22:18
  innocence, spontaneity, free spirit.
• 22:21
  The number zero representing unlimited potential.
• 22:26
  Although we clearly think that this is something special,
• 22:29
  one could argue that it's simply just a good old
• 22:32
  kawink eating.
• 22:33
  But, let me just blow your mind one more time.
• 22:37
  - Do it.
• 22:39
  - Caitlin, question.
• 22:41
  - What?
• 22:41
  - Do you know the Roman numeral for 100?
• 22:43
  - My God, why do you do this?
• 22:48
  - If you don't know, I'll tell you.
• 22:50
  - I don't.
• 22:50
  It's a C. Stop it.
• 22:55
  - It's a C.
• 22:57
  - It's just a C?
• 22:58
  - It's a C. The Roman numeral.
• 23:00
  - Stop it.
• 23:01
  - Also, fun facts.
• 23:04
  We always talk about how we met in high school
• 23:06
  and our school was called Sentry.
• 23:08
  Which is 100 years FYI.
• 23:13
  Oh, in case you didn't know both of our names start with C.
• 23:18
  That's why it's kind of cool.
• 23:19
  - And our production company, the three C's.
• 23:24
  - The three C's.
• 23:26
  - Isn't that cool?
• 23:29
  - I told you.
• 23:30
  - My God.
• 23:33
  - I started writing this and I was like,
• 23:34
  "What a fucking way!"
• 23:36
  I also found some good crystals associated with the number 100
• 23:42
  just to bring us down a little bit.
• 23:45
  'Cause you know, we're all freaking out
• 23:46
  about the numbers and the C thing.
• 23:48
  It's fine.
• 23:49
  So we're gonna talk about some crystals.
• 23:52
  Because we must always include the pretty rocks.
• 23:56
  Yeah.
• 23:57
  We have them actually set out on our altar today.
• 24:00
  We have some citrine, clear quartz and selenite.
• 24:05
  Multiple's all over the altar.
• 24:06
  Because I was like, "We have to break out all of our crystals."
• 24:10
  - It's true.
• 24:11
  - Citrine is known as the success stone.
• 24:15
  It helps manifest and attract abundance,
• 24:18
  which we need.
• 24:19
  - Yeah.
• 24:20
  Citrine keeps trying to tell me otherwise.
• 24:26
  - You're not using it right.
• 24:27
  - I, I, I, I, I knew you have so much citrine.
• 24:31
  It'll come, it'll come.
• 24:32
  Patience.
• 24:33
  Clear quartz is known as the master crystal.
• 24:36
  It helps amplify energy.
• 24:38
  And selenite is great for cleansing
• 24:40
  and clearing out negative energy.
• 24:42
  So I actually found a six card business tarot spread.
• 24:48
  - Oh my God.
• 24:49
  - Yeah.
• 24:50
  From tarot guru.
• 24:51
  But I thought we could do in this episode today.
• 24:55
  That would be super fun for Patreon to see as well.
• 24:59
  - Oh my God.
• 25:00
  You're channeling your inner MBA.
• 25:03
  Am I?
• 25:04
  - Yeah.
• 25:05
  - Business tarot spread.
• 25:06
  I love that.
• 25:08
  I thought, I thought you might.
• 25:09
  So it has the first card being outlook,
• 25:14
  second card strength.
• 25:16
  I can't say strengths, strength, strength.
• 25:19
  Third card weakness for guidance,
• 25:22
  five support system and six outcome.
• 25:25
  And then there is an option to do a seventh card
• 25:28
  for clarification if we need.
• 25:30
  Oh my God. You know that I love the number seven, right?
• 25:33
  - So we can probably pull a seventh card.
• 25:36
  Yeah.
• 25:37
  If we need clarifying on any of the other cards.
• 25:41
  So okay.
• 25:42
  Should we do it?
• 25:44
  Should we do the tarot?
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• 26:44
  - Listen, we have to talk because
• 26:49
  who's come to our attention that this quote was,
• 26:56
  should we say hold on, should we say what started this conversation?
• 27:00
  - I don't remember.
• 27:01
  - It was me saying, you know,
• 27:02
  I really don't know who Wayne Gretzky is.
• 27:05
  I just know it's a Michael Scott joke.
• 27:08
  - Oh, this joke.
• 27:09
  - That is correct.
• 27:11
  - I've watched the episode.
• 27:12
  I think I would know
• 27:14
  'cause I think they probably talk about him.
• 27:17
  - I am.
• 27:18
  - But it's been a while.
• 27:19
  - So here's the thing.
• 27:21
  If you didn't know,
• 27:23
  Wayne Gretzky is a hockey player.
• 27:26
  But this quote has been attributed to not just Wayne Gretzky,
• 27:32
  but also Michael Jordan,
• 27:35
  who does the basketball.
• 27:37
  That's the orange one.
• 27:38
  - Yeah, it's bigger.
• 27:39
  It bounces.
• 27:40
  - The hockey puck.
• 27:41
  - Puck.
• 27:42
  - Yeah, puck.
• 27:43
  - Yeah.
• 27:44
  - And it's also been attributed to Sam, excuse me,
• 27:50
  Sam.
• 27:51
  - Son of Sam.
• 27:53
  - David Berkowitz.
• 27:54
  - I don't think it's true.
• 27:55
  I think the internet is pranking you,
• 27:58
  punking you.
• 27:59
  I feel as though it's a strong possibility.
• 28:04
  - But wow.
• 28:06
  Here we are.
• 28:08
  We're gonna draw our cards now.
• 28:10
  - Yep.
• 28:11
  - So we're doing a tarot business spread
• 28:13
  and our first card is gonna be Outlook.
• 28:17
  And that is our business Outlook.
• 28:19
  If you don't know what that means, stay tuned.
• 28:22
  - And I'm gonna make Caitlin draw this first card
• 28:26
  because my brain told me to.
• 28:28
  - Okay.
• 28:30
  - And then we're gonna go every other from there.
• 28:33
  - Grains.
• 28:34
  - That's what my brain told me to do.
• 28:36
  - Okay.
• 28:37
  I don't, I'm paralyzed by fear.
• 28:41
  I don't know if I should.
• 28:42
  - Wait, hold on.
• 28:44
  We can't let fear enter this.
• 28:45
  We've learned today we talked to Kateesh Haberfield.
• 28:50
  Did I freaking say her name right?
• 28:52
  - You just did.
• 28:53
  - Whoa.
• 28:54
  - You touched it.
• 28:55
  - We need to take shots more often.
• 28:57
  Outlook is positive.
• 29:02
  - Yes.
• 29:02
  We don't need negativity.
• 29:03
  Negativity is bad.
• 29:04
  So we need to take a breath in a moment
• 29:06
  and cleanse ourselves from the negative fear
• 29:08
  that you're feeling.
• 29:10
  - The fact that you just nailed that name,
• 29:12
  I feel pretty good.
• 29:14
  - Okay.
• 29:15
  - Okay.
• 29:15
  - All right.
• 29:17
  - That was cleansing for us.
• 29:19
  - The night of wands.
• 29:20
  - And I'm feeling like our number two card
• 29:24
  is somewhere in the deck.
• 29:26
  And it is our strengths.
• 29:28
  We got the sun card.
• 29:31
  - Oh, I love that for us.
• 29:33
  - Next is three weakness.
• 29:37
  - We don't have any weaknesses.
• 29:39
  - Hey, what are you doing?
• 29:42
  Are you cheating?
• 29:42
  - What?
• 29:43
  - We're saving the interpretations for last.
• 29:45
  - Who?
• 29:46
  - Who said what?
• 29:48
  Get out of the interpretation book
• 29:49
  and draw your number three card.
• 29:50
  - Okay.
• 29:51
  Three is our weaknesses.
• 29:54
  - Okay.
• 29:55
  It's a three.
• 29:56
  - Interesting.
• 29:57
  - Three of wands.
• 29:59
  Everything is coming up one for me.
• 30:04
  - Next is four guidance.
• 30:08
  Guidance, I said that word.
• 30:09
  - Four guidance.
• 30:11
  - Guidance.
• 30:12
  - Guidance.
• 30:13
  - It's the shot.
• 30:14
  - It was like a Christopher walkin type of a,
• 30:17
  I tried to do an impression of Christopher walkin'
• 30:19
  the other day and I like failed miserably.
• 30:21
  It was so sad.
• 30:23
  It was so sad, you guys.
• 30:26
  I was upset.
• 30:28
  Oh, okay.
• 30:30
  Interesting.
• 30:32
  - Which is the everything is fine card in reverse.
• 30:37
  And cool.
• 30:40
  It's fine.
• 30:41
  - It's fine.
• 30:42
  - We'll see what it means.
• 30:44
  I don't have any fear.
• 30:45
  - I have no fear.
• 30:47
  - What's, what am I trying to say?
• 30:49
  - Five support system.
• 30:51
  - We'll afford to.
• 30:54
  - In reverse.
• 30:56
  - For number five.
• 30:57
  - And then our last one is six and that's the outcome.
• 31:02
  - Okay.
• 31:03
  - The outcome of our whole business, tarot spread.
• 31:07
  - So like no pressure.
• 31:08
  - Yeah, no pressure.
• 31:09
  - The page of cups.
• 31:14
  Are you ready to get to the interpretations?
• 31:16
  I'm kind of like nervous now.
• 31:17
  Like I will.
• 31:18
  - Yeah.
• 31:19
  - Nervous like excited.
• 31:20
  - Yeah.
• 31:21
  - Okay.
• 31:21
  Okay.
• 31:22
  So the first card is our business outlook,
• 31:25
  which we got the night of Wands upright.
• 31:29
  The first card looks at your company's outlook in general.
• 31:33
  This tarot card represents how things look in general.
• 31:36
  So everything's in general.
• 31:38
  If it wasn't clear.
• 31:42
  - A major arcana here would be an incredibly good sign
• 31:45
  for the future, but be aware that the tarot spreads
• 31:48
  real power is found in the combination.
• 31:51
  So look beyond this card.
• 31:53
  We begin with this to get a broad idea of the business
• 31:56
  and we'll start digging into the specifics
• 31:59
  with the subsequent cards.
• 32:02
  - Which is interesting because the subsequent card
• 32:08
  is the major arcana.
• 32:10
  - Oh, okay.
• 32:12
  And the first time that we ever did a reading
• 32:15
  for our business, you'll recall,
• 32:17
  it was a major arcana card.
• 32:21
  The magician.
• 32:24
  - Yep.
• 32:25
  - The Caitlin Pold.
• 32:26
  - So the night of Wands in the upright position,
• 32:32
  our keywords are adventure, travel, excitement,
• 32:40
  movement and restlessness.
• 32:43
  - Oh, wow.
• 32:45
  - So it's me.
• 32:46
  - Just kidding.
• 32:48
  - We have traveled.
• 32:50
  - We have.
• 32:50
  - And we are going to.
• 32:52
  - Yeah.
• 32:52
  - In the tarot, nights are traditionally shown on horseback,
• 32:59
  armored like the nights of old.
• 33:01
  Some decks call them princes or naves.
• 33:05
  The mother piece deck calls them sons.
• 33:09
  Nights are messengers and travelers.
• 33:12
  - We're messengers.
• 33:15
  (laughing)
• 33:17
  - The night of Wands is an energetic young person,
• 33:23
  autocorrect?
• 33:25
  Sometimes seated on a rearing horse.
• 33:30
  - Ooh.
• 33:31
  - And he appears to be ready to ride off
• 33:35
  into the wild blue yonder.
• 33:39
  - Let's go.
• 33:40
  - We did, we went.
• 33:42
  - Yeah, we're still going.
• 33:44
  - Or perhaps to a jousting match.
• 33:47
  - Well, I mean, they're still time.
• 33:52
  - In a reading, the night may signify an actual person.
• 33:58
  If so, he's a lively, fun loving adventurer,
• 34:02
  a dare double, perhaps an athlete.
• 34:08
  - Wings grisky?
• 34:09
  - It's not me.
• 34:10
  - Let's pick it up some Wings gritsky vibes.
• 34:15
  - There's an extra excerpt.
• 34:18
  A horse of a different color.
• 34:22
  The night of Wands reminds us of the days
• 34:26
  when nights jostled with wooden rods practicing for battle.
• 34:31
  Different decks portray the night's horse
• 34:34
  in different colors.
• 34:36
  Reddish gold in the Rider Weight Smith deck.
• 34:40
  Black in the thought tarot
• 34:44
  and the color holds symbolic meaning.
• 34:46
  Often the animal charges,
• 34:51
  prances or rears up on its back legs
• 34:55
  to depict the gooster.
• 34:57
  Represented by this card.
• 35:01
  - Ooh.
• 35:03
  - When the night of Wands appears upright,
• 35:05
  he brings good news.
• 35:08
  - Yay!
• 35:09
  - Sometimes he represents a trip or relocation.
• 35:14
  - Ooh.
• 35:15
  - Some sort of movement or activity is a foot of a happy kind.
• 35:22
  If the night represents a real person,
• 35:27
  he's a good-natured and likable chap.
• 35:31
  - Generous of spirit, idealistic, a loyal friend.
• 35:36
  - Aww.
• 35:36
  - Well, I mean our business is built on our friendship.
• 35:43
  - Stop crying!
• 35:46
  - Okay, don't think out.
• 35:50
  - Okay.
• 35:50
  - In reading about money,
• 35:53
  he suggests a fortunate opportunity
• 35:57
  is on the horizon
• 35:58
  and/or a financial change is coming.
• 36:01
  - Oh, snap.
• 36:03
  - You may receive money unexpectedly.
• 36:07
  - I, can I tell you something that I learned
• 36:10
  from another witchy pod?
• 36:11
  - Yes.
• 36:12
  - Is to like always say every day,
• 36:15
  be like I'm open to receiving unexpected abundance.
• 36:19
  So like every day, if I remember,
• 36:22
  I try to just like say that out loud.
• 36:25
  - Well, I think it's been happening
• 36:28
  because I am about to be flush
• 36:32
  with Amazon gift cards
• 36:36
  for all of the surveys that I've been taking.
• 36:38
  - Oh my God, I was like, did you scam somebody?
• 36:40
  (laughs)
• 36:42
  - I need to be paid in Amazon gift cards.
• 36:46
  - Or the card may advise you to take a financial risk.
• 36:52
  - We always take a financial risk.
• 36:55
  I don't think we're scared.
• 36:56
  - We don't know how not to.
• 36:58
  - You can't take it with you.
• 37:00
  So.
• 37:01
  - In a reading about work,
• 37:04
  the upright night may represent a promotion
• 37:08
  or a transfer to another local or company.
• 37:12
  - Wow, why does it keep saying we're moving?
• 37:15
  - I don't know, Chris literally just said something
• 37:17
  about we'll get you a studio.
• 37:19
  (laughs)
• 37:22
  - He can also point to a business trip
• 37:25
  in the near future.
• 37:26
  - Oh, yeah, well that's proof right there.
• 37:29
  Like that's happening already.
• 37:32
  So our card, too, is business strengths.
• 37:37
  - Strength.
• 37:38
  - Strength.
• 37:40
  - Strengths.
• 37:41
  - Strengths.
• 37:42
  (laughs)
• 37:45
  - It's fine.
• 37:46
  I accept my flaws and I love myself anyway.
• 37:50
  Okay, the second card from your tarot deck focuses
• 37:54
  on the strengths and edges of your business.
• 37:57
  What sets you ahead of the competition,
• 38:01
  what will customers want to see more of?
• 38:03
  And we don't like the word customer.
• 38:05
  - Well, it doesn't really fit for our business model.
• 38:09
  - We prefer creepy people.
• 38:11
  - Yeah.
• 38:12
  - Okay, so what the creepy people want more of?
• 38:15
  This tarot card will give you inspiration and insight
• 38:18
  into what will make your business successful.
• 38:21
  Leaning into your strengths will be a powerful way
• 38:24
  to get ahead and might be the difference
• 38:27
  between success and failure.
• 38:29
  So this card is very important.
• 38:31
  - Okay.
• 38:32
  - It's the sun card.
• 38:33
  - Upright.
• 38:34
  - And I know that this is a pretty good card.
• 38:37
  - Well, and you know, I meant, the sun sign.
• 38:40
  - Oh yeah, that's true.
• 38:42
  This is card number 19.
• 38:45
  - That was just trying to read that.
• 38:46
  - Yeah.
• 38:47
  - Which falls on page 199.
• 38:51
  - Oh, I know how you feel about.
• 38:53
  - I like the number nine.
• 38:55
  - Yeah.
• 38:56
  - There's a lot of sunflowers on here,
• 38:58
  which I really, really like,
• 38:59
  and I have a tattoo of a sunbar.
• 39:01
  Also, the sun is like significant for me in personal ways.
• 39:07
  - There's another horse.
• 39:09
  - Keywords are happiness.
• 39:11
  (laughing)
• 39:12
  - Oh my God, I just did it again.
• 39:14
  Oh my God. - She was the predator.
• 39:15
  - I was trying really hard.
• 39:17
  I didn't think it was, okay.
• 39:19
  I'm gonna go again.
• 39:20
  - I know I'm in disgusting SWAT monster.
• 39:22
  - Well, we accept your flaws and we love you.
• 39:26
  (laughing)
• 39:28
  - Keywords are happiness, success, pleasure,
• 39:33
  self-expression, clarity, and vitality.
• 39:37
  The sun card features a blazing sun.
• 39:44
  Sometimes with the face, sun beams radiating out of it.
• 39:50
  Beneath the sun, in the Rider Waitsmith deck,
• 39:54
  a smiling nude child rides a white horse,
• 39:57
  which is #mychildhoodgoles.
• 40:01
  (laughing)
• 40:03
  - Naked on a horse, naked on a horse.
• 40:06
  Some decks show two children with their arms around each other.
• 40:14
  Other decks picture a young couple holding hands.
• 40:19
  (soft music)
• 40:22
  The sun rules the zodiac sign Leo,
• 40:26
  which astrologers link with children, pleasure,
• 40:31
  and creativity.
• 40:33
  And I only take issue with one of the three.
• 40:35
  - No.
• 40:36
  (laughing)
• 40:39
  - The sun card represents life itself.
• 40:43
  For the sun gives life to everything on earth.
• 40:46
  One of the most joyful cards in the tarot,
• 40:49
  it signifies vitality, confidence, achievement, attainment,
• 40:54
  and success in all endeavors.
• 40:58
  - And there's an extra excerpt and...
• 41:04
  - She's crying.
• 41:09
  - I'm not, I'm stone faced.
• 41:11
  - No tears. - Well, the children reading,
• 41:13
  yeah, you stupid bitch.
• 41:15
  I don't tear the eyes.
• 41:16
  - Each day comes bearing its gifts.
• 41:22
  Untie the ribbons.
• 41:25
  - Aww.
• 41:26
  - Jesus Christ.
• 41:28
  (laughing)
• 41:30
  - It just keeps coming better.
• 41:31
  - No, when I read this, you're gonna flip the fuck out.
• 41:36
  The sun brightens any negative cards in a reading,
• 41:42
  no matter where it appears in the spread.
• 41:45
  - Holy shit.
• 41:46
  - That they're strength.
• 41:48
  - Its influence is always beneficial.
• 41:53
  A new day is dawning and you're glad to be alive.
• 41:58
  - Oh, this is so gross.
• 42:01
  It's like just sunshine and rainbows and babies and candy.
• 42:06
  You know how I...
• 42:10
  I found my necklace.
• 42:12
  I had the suicide prevention,
• 42:14
  I hope stone with it.
• 42:17
  And I talked about it today and then...
• 42:20
  There's no coincidence as people.
• 42:23
  - Okay, oh my god, it's getting it so much grosser.
• 42:27
  - Okay.
• 42:28
  - Whatever your question, the answer is positive.
• 42:33
  For creative people, the sun can indicate a time of
• 42:37
  increased inspiration and productivity.
• 42:41
  - I feel it already.
• 42:43
  It's the necklace.
• 42:45
  I mean, you're not wrong.
• 42:48
  How did I find this?
• 42:50
  Like at the perfect time, we're creating our own reality.
• 42:55
  - I'm creating a reality where I no longer cry.
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  Whatever you undertake at this time is likely to prosper.
• 43:06
  For the sun is shining on you.
• 43:08
  This is a good time to start new projects
• 43:11
  and expand your horizons.
• 43:14
  It's your day and the sun.
• 43:17
  - Oh.
• 43:18
  - In a reading about money,
• 43:22
  you may receive rewards for your work or talent.
• 43:26
  Investments and business ventures pay off.
• 43:29
  Opportunities abound.
• 43:34
  - For creative people, this card suggests you'll benefit
• 43:39
  financially from your artistic endeavors.
• 43:44
  - Thank god.
• 43:46
  Am I right?
• 43:47
  - Oh god, 'cause we can do fuck all else.
• 43:50
  I mean, that's not entirely true, but you don't have to say.
• 43:54
  If the reading is about your job,
• 43:57
  the sun marks a period of prosperity, enthusiasm,
• 44:03
  honors, public recognition, and attainment.
• 44:08
  You feel confident in your abilities
• 44:10
  and attract opportunities to show the world
• 44:13
  that what you can do.
• 44:15
  Step into the spotlight.
• 44:17
  It's your time to shine.
• 44:19
  And there's an extra excerpt,
• 44:21
  but I'm so fucking sick of crying already.
• 44:24
  - We have spoiler alert, four more, four to five more cards.
• 44:29
  - I'm not sick.
• 44:32
  The Sun King, pagan mythology,
• 44:35
  describes the apparent passage of the sun
• 44:38
  through the heavens each year as the journey of the sun king,
• 44:42
  who drives his bright chariot across the sky.
• 44:46
  In pre-Christian Europe and Britain,
• 44:50
  the winter solstice celebrated the sun king's birth.
• 44:54
  This beloved deity brought light into the world
• 44:59
  during the darkest time of all.
• 45:01
  - Well, let's go to weaknesses.
• 45:03
  So maybe we can stop crying for that.
• 45:06
  - Yeah.
• 45:07
  So card three is business weaknesses.
• 45:10
  Your third card in the business tarot
• 45:12
  looks at the weakness of your business.
• 45:15
  The pit falls at lay before you
• 45:17
  from lack of resources or focus
• 45:20
  to increased competition or market changes.
• 45:23
  The tarot doesn't just give us the answer we want to hear,
• 45:26
  nor does it give us the reading of doom and gloom,
• 45:29
  which I say that all the time.
• 45:32
  It gives us both tips and hope on how to unlock our future.
• 45:36
  Understanding the obstacles in your business
• 45:40
  will allow you to prepare and overcome them.
• 45:43
  Plan ahead for them before they even arise.
• 45:46
  - She's already fucking crying.
• 45:48
  - Did we do a good job on the tarot?
• 45:53
  - It's the three of ones in reverse.
• 45:57
  Okay, key words are creativity and skill,
• 46:01
  self-expression, growth, competence, and manifestation.
• 46:07
  - Okay.
• 46:10
  - Now is the time to show the world what you can do.
• 46:15
  You've worked hard to develop your tones
• 46:18
  and have confidence in your abilities.
• 46:21
  You feel passionately about what you do
• 46:23
  and believe you can inspire others.
• 46:26
  - Express yourself.
• 46:27
  - I already know where this is going.
• 46:30
  - If you asked about a relationship,
• 46:33
  the three indicates a commitment, an engagement, or a marriage.
• 46:38
  - Are we getting married?
• 46:41
  - Oh wait, that's the upright interpretation.
• 46:44
  That's hilarious.
• 46:45
  - I don't think this is right.
• 46:46
  - Right above the reverse interpretation, the extra excerpt.
• 46:51
  You and a partner express passionate feelings
• 46:54
  for each other and celebrate your love.
• 46:57
  So I mean, whatever, it's the true fits.
• 46:59
  - Basically what we're doing right now.
• 47:02
  - Hidden alliances work to move you
• 47:04
  into your authentic vocation
• 47:07
  as soon as you begin to commit to it.
• 47:11
  - What are these hidden alliances?
• 47:13
  Things that are unseen that are making the pieces fall
• 47:20
  into place where they should.
• 47:23
  And all the pieces fall.
• 47:25
  - Right into place.
• 47:28
  - We love Taylor Swift.
• 47:30
  - Oh my God, I love that song so much.
• 47:32
  - You still have work to do before you go public
• 47:35
  with your ideas while too late.
• 47:37
  (laughing)
• 47:40
  Perhaps you could benefit from honing your skills.
• 47:44
  Some areas of an undertaking still need clarification
• 47:48
  or you may need to win the support and blessing of others
• 47:52
  in order to advance.
• 47:54
  - That makes sense.
• 47:56
  - In a question about money,
• 47:58
  this card can mean the financial support you need
• 48:01
  isn't there at this time.
• 48:03
  - That is our weakness.
• 48:04
  (laughing)
• 48:06
  - That's not wrong.
• 48:07
  - You might have to work extra hard for a while
• 48:11
  to make ends meet, be burdened in spending.
• 48:15
  (laughing)
• 48:19
  - But the other ones that are investments
• 48:20
  will pay off, so you know.
• 48:22
  They shall, mine always do.
• 48:24
  Everything always goes right for me.
• 48:26
  In a reading about work, the reverse three suggests
• 48:32
  you're not ready yet to market your project or ideas.
• 48:37
  You feel passionately about what you're doing,
• 48:39
  but you still have to convince other people to get on board.
• 48:44
  - That's what we've been doing for a hundred episodes.
• 48:46
  (laughing)
• 48:48
  - For artistic people, this card advises,
• 48:51
  don't give up your day job yet.
• 48:55
  - We got it, not yet.
• 48:56
  - Some of us are--
• 48:58
  - I wasn't going to, I'm a very practical person.
• 49:02
  Jesus, so practical.
• 49:04
  - Some of us are even trying to get another job,
• 49:07
  more education for more jobs.
• 49:10
  All the jobs, it's fine.
• 49:12
  - Listen, I can work a hundred hours a day, okay?
• 49:17
  - I'm trying to tell me I can't.
• 49:19
  - Ridiculous.
• 49:21
  - Some people have another job, another job, another job,
• 49:25
  another job, and try to play the ukulele.
• 49:28
  (laughing)
• 49:29
  - Well, that's ridiculous, also.
• 49:32
  - Okay, our fourth card is our guidance for moving forward.
• 49:37
  Just, you know, like I said, moving on.
• 49:39
  - If you choose to use a signifier card to represent you,
• 49:43
  then your fourth card will give you advice
• 49:46
  on what it takes to make the business a success.
• 49:49
  If you don't represent yourself in the business terror reading,
• 49:53
  then it's advice on what the business as a whole should do.
• 49:57
  Do we counter ourselves as one person or a whole?
• 50:00
  - Why don't you let me read you
• 50:05
  of the interpretation and the card,
• 50:08
  and then if you, I think I'll let you decide.
• 50:13
  - There's another paragraph here.
• 50:15
  - Okay, go ahead.
• 50:16
  - This guidance card should incorporate the previous two cards,
• 50:21
  work with your strengths and be conscious of your weaknesses.
• 50:26
  This terror card may give you the courage to take risks
• 50:29
  and warn you when it's time to play it safe.
• 50:32
  - The Ten of Swords in Reverse.
• 50:35
  In many decks, the Ten of Swords depicts a man lying on the ground
• 50:43
  with ten swords stuck in his back.
• 50:47
  - This isn't shown good for our guidance.
• 50:50
  - Ten's represent the end of a cycle.
• 50:57
  - Holy shit.
• 50:58
  - I'm gonna read it again.
• 51:00
  - But we got a 10 and it's 100 and it's the end of the,
• 51:04
  okay. - One.
• 51:05
  - Okay, go. - Okay, go.
• 51:08
  - Ten's represent the end of a cycle
• 51:12
  and the start of a new one.
• 51:14
  - Wow.
• 51:16
  - Therefore, this card symbolizes an end
• 51:22
  to the suffering and sadness you've endured.
• 51:26
  - Oh, just in time.
• 51:28
  - For you probably couldn't stand much more.
• 51:33
  - Reverse the Ten of Swords suggests
• 51:39
  you're unwilling to take the steps that will move you
• 51:42
  to a better place.
• 51:43
  Perhaps you're deceiving yourself
• 51:47
  or you're stalling due to fear.
• 51:50
  - Killing you need to meditate.
• 51:52
  (laughs)
• 51:53
  - Just kidding.
• 51:54
  - But delaying only makes things worse.
• 51:58
  Stop making excuses and choose a course of action.
• 52:04
  Bitch.
• 52:05
  - It's interesting that it's guidance on moving forward
• 52:11
  and it's like stop fucking around and make a decision.
• 52:14
  - In a reading about love, you may still be smarting
• 52:20
  from a deception, disappointment, or betrayal.
• 52:25
  But at least you can see more clearly now.
• 52:29
  If a relationship has ended, you may experience
• 52:34
  a new sense of freedom.
• 52:36
  - Hell yeah.
• 52:39
  (laughs)
• 52:42
  - In a reading about money, the Reverse Ten
• 52:44
  can represent a time of recovery after hardship or loss.
• 52:49
  A new cycle is beginning and better times
• 52:53
  may wait around the corner, but you must take the first step.
• 52:57
  - Dude, doesn't it say, okay, first of all,
• 53:01
  this card is 10, it's a 1 and a 0, it's me and Kayla
• 53:05
  and it's episode 100.
• 53:08
  The 100 is the square, the 10 is the square root of the hundred.
• 53:12
  - Yeah, okay, so what I wrote is this is a sign
• 53:17
  that amazing things are on the horizon,
• 53:19
  but I remember in the article I was reading,
• 53:23
  it specifically said, good times are on the way.
• 53:26
  Like, didn't you just read that?
• 53:28
  - Yeah, if the reading is about your job,
• 53:32
  you still feel insecure about your future.
• 53:37
  But in order to get to a more satisfactory place,
• 53:41
  you'll have to take a risk.
• 53:42
  Stop letting the past prevent you
• 53:46
  from embracing new possibilities.
• 53:49
  - Hell no, the past is the past.
• 53:53
  You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
• 53:56
  Take your risk, that's literally what it says.
• 54:00
  - Yeah, I mean, how is all of this tying together?
• 54:03
  She had no idea, we didn't know the cards we were gonna pick.
• 54:07
  - Oh God. - So weird.
• 54:09
  - So what is five?
• 54:11
  - What is the fifth card?
• 54:14
  It is the Wheel of Fortune in reverse.
• 54:17
  - Let me read the thing.
• 54:18
  - Which is also the tenth card.
• 54:20
  In the major arcane.
• 54:23
  Just FYI.
• 54:25
  - Okay, holy fucking shit.
• 54:30
  - Okay, card five is our support system.
• 54:34
  The fifth card from your tarot deck focuses on those
• 54:38
  in your life who can help you and your business survive.
• 54:41
  It could be a business partner.
• 54:45
  - Me too, Karlin.
• 54:47
  - A spouse, a friend, or even a loyal customer.
• 54:52
  Even a loyal, creepy person, spreading the word for you.
• 54:56
  Yeah.
• 54:58
  This isn't to say you need anyone but yourself.
• 55:01
  But just to like luck, practice, and mindset,
• 55:04
  every little edge you can give yourself
• 55:07
  might go a long way.
• 55:09
  And there might be somebody there
• 55:10
  who can help propel you forward if you let them.
• 55:14
  This tarot card acknowledges that doing everything yourself
• 55:18
  isn't always the best strategy.
• 55:20
  Lean on those who are there for you,
• 55:22
  both emotionally and practically with your business.
• 55:26
  Wheel of Fortune, which is the tenth
• 55:30
  of the major arcana cards.
• 55:32
  - Interesting.
• 55:35
  Not surprising at this point.
• 55:37
  - Keywords are change, destiny,
• 55:43
  unexpected turn of events, and good luck.
• 55:46
  Some decks depict the wheel of fortune with eight spokes,
• 55:52
  a reference to the eight pagan sabats or holidays
• 55:56
  that mark the sun's annual passage across the sky
• 56:00
  and the ever-turning cycles of life.
• 56:03
  - Huh, the sun.
• 56:04
  Other decks show human or mythological figures
• 56:10
  attached to the wheel, indicating we're all tied
• 56:14
  to the wheel of time and subject to life's ups and downs.
• 56:19
  The writer Weiss Muthdack includes winged versions
• 56:23
  of astrological symbols, which represent the four elements
• 56:28
  in the card's corners, suggesting the influence
• 56:32
  of divine forces.
• 56:34
  Consciously or unconsciously, you've put something in motion
• 56:39
  and you now have little or no control over the outcome.
• 56:44
  - Oh shit.
• 56:45
  - A new phase in your life is beginning.
• 56:48
  An important decision must be made
• 56:51
  or an upcoming circumstance will change your life.
• 56:54
  Destiny is at work and you have to accept whatever happens.
• 57:01
  All you can do is attune yourself to the forces operating now.
• 57:05
  - Interesting how I also talked about like a change
• 57:09
  and like a transition.
• 57:10
  The wheel of fortune is linked to the three other fates,
• 57:15
  collectively called the Marae in Greek mythology.
• 57:21
  One spins the thread of life, the second weaves it
• 57:25
  and the third cuts it.
• 57:27
  - The three C's.
• 57:28
  - Oh my God.
• 57:32
  Thus the wheel of fortune is a reminder
• 57:37
  of the mysterious cycles of life, death and rebirth
• 57:41
  and of the invisible forces that measure them out to each of us.
• 57:46
  The wheel of fortune is often linked with karma,
• 57:50
  which we can describe in what's known as the Wicken Read.
• 57:55
  - By the Wicken Law you must.
• 57:59
  - Ye. - Ye. - Ye. - Ye.
• 58:02
  - By the Wicken Law you must.
• 58:04
  In perfect love and perfect trust.
• 58:08
  Eight words, the Wicken Read fulfill.
• 58:12
  And your harm none, do what you will.
• 58:17
  What yees and fourth comes back to thee.
• 58:20
  So ever mind the rule of three.
• 58:22
  Follow this with mind and heart and marry you meet
• 58:28
  and marry your part.
• 58:29
  - Well.
• 58:30
  - Reverse the wheel of fortune can indicate losses
• 58:36
  or that a situation will turn out badly.
• 58:39
  More often it suggests you're trying to avoid your destiny,
• 58:46
  refusing to make the necessary changes
• 58:49
  or take the required actions.
• 58:52
  Fear of the unknown is blocking you
• 58:55
  and this is causing stagnation and frustration.
• 58:58
  It's time to take the wheel and do what you know
• 59:05
  you need to do.
• 59:08
  - Jesus take the wheel.
• 59:10
  - In a reading about money, the reversed wheel
• 59:14
  can indicate ups and downs in your finances
• 59:18
  and investment may be unstable
• 59:21
  or fear may cause you to miss an opportunity.
• 59:24
  Perhaps the time simply isn't right for big gains.
• 59:30
  Be patient but remain alert.
• 59:33
  - That's interesting.
• 59:35
  For reasons I'm not gonna say on the podcast.
• 59:39
  - Yeah, this is so funny because it makes so much more sense
• 59:44
  in that placement.
• 59:45
  - Mm-hmm. - It does.
• 59:48
  If the reading is about your job,
• 59:50
  you may experience delays or disappointments
• 59:53
  because you lack commitment.
• 59:54
  A job change may not be advantageous now.
• 1:00:01
  Either you're not prepared to make this move
• 1:00:05
  or the position you're considering isn't stable.
• 1:00:09
  - Our support system, I feel like it's talking about money.
• 1:00:12
  - Yep. - Like I feel like our family,
• 1:00:15
  our friend support system is fine.
• 1:00:19
  - Yeah. - But like that's the concern.
• 1:00:24
  - So I just wanna say quickly that we,
• 1:00:28
  we couldn't reveal everything that we saw
• 1:00:33
  in this card out loud on the pot.
• 1:00:36
  But yeah, it makes sense for us.
• 1:00:39
  So I just wanna say that 'cause we can't talk about
• 1:00:43
  every detail of our personal lives.
• 1:00:45
  - Just trust us.
• 1:00:47
  - Just trust us, it's fine.
• 1:00:49
  Okay, card six, final outcome.
• 1:00:55
  Page of cups.
• 1:00:57
  The final card from this tarot spread focuses
• 1:00:59
  on the potential outcome of your business
• 1:01:02
  in the next three months.
• 1:01:05
  Three.
• 1:01:08
  Your final card looks at the long term outcome of your business.
• 1:01:12
  It gives you insight into the foreseeable future
• 1:01:15
  and might be the most important in the spread.
• 1:01:18
  The page of cups are keywords are naivete.
• 1:01:24
  Oh, openness, sensitivity, immaturity
• 1:01:29
  and lack of boundaries, which, hello.
• 1:01:33
  (laughing)
• 1:01:34
  - It's me.
• 1:01:36
  Hi.
• 1:01:37
  I'm the problem is me.
• 1:01:39
  Also me, myself and I, all of us.
• 1:01:43
  In some tarot decks, the page appears as a child,
• 1:01:49
  which suddenly I am taking a serious issue
• 1:01:54
  with Leo's being associated with children.
• 1:01:56
  (laughing)
• 1:01:57
  - You're the child, don't you see?
• 1:01:59
  (laughing)
• 1:02:00
  - I go by myself.
• 1:02:01
  - You're literally this, you told me today
• 1:02:04
  you buy child-sized boots.
• 1:02:07
  Listen, children's shoes are cheaper, okay?
• 1:02:12
  It's just economics.
• 1:02:14
  Anyway.
• 1:02:16
  Consequently, page cards represent innocence
• 1:02:22
  or the initial stages of a situation.
• 1:02:26
  Did it or did it not say the next three months?
• 1:02:30
  - Yeah, it did.
• 1:02:31
  - Boo yeah.
• 1:02:32
  - And we talked about 100 being, you know,
• 1:02:36
  the start of, it could be the start of a cycle.
• 1:02:38
  - Bitch we did.
• 1:02:41
  - Oh man.
• 1:02:42
  Sometimes the page of cups is shown contemplating a fish.
• 1:02:47
  This one sure is, which is weird.
• 1:02:50
  It's a fish.
• 1:02:50
  What is there to contemplate?
• 1:02:52
  A symbol of the water element.
• 1:02:55
  - Oh that's me.
• 1:02:56
  - Hi.
• 1:02:57
  - Hi Crap.
• 1:02:58
  - Hi.
• 1:03:00
  - Anyway.
• 1:03:01
  - Oh Crap, this is me.
• 1:03:03
  When the page of cups shows up, it suggests intuition
• 1:03:07
  and innate artistic slash creative abilities.
• 1:03:12
  - That's us.
• 1:03:14
  - But you haven't developed these yet.
• 1:03:16
  - Fuck you.
• 1:03:17
  - Go fuck yourselves.
• 1:03:19
  Not totally, we're never done learning.
• 1:03:20
  It's fine, I get it.
• 1:03:22
  - It also indicates emotional immaturity.
• 1:03:26
  Yeah, we got fart jokes for days.
• 1:03:28
  What of it?
• 1:03:29
  - The people like it.
• 1:03:31
  They love it.
• 1:03:33
  Wait, do you guys like it?
• 1:03:34
  - Do you guys like it as well?
• 1:03:35
  - You guys like it, right?
• 1:03:36
  - Let us know.
• 1:03:37
  - We're also really insecure.
• 1:03:38
  If this card represents an actual person,
• 1:03:43
  here she is probably young.
• 1:03:45
  Oh my God, basically, you beat us.
• 1:03:46
  Inexperienced in love, false, but whatever.
• 1:03:52
  And perhaps overly trusting naive or idealistic
• 1:03:57
  in the extreme.
• 1:03:58
  Okay, listen, I'm feeling very attacked.
• 1:04:01
  - Okay.
• 1:04:02
  (laughing)
• 1:04:04
  - It's so cute.
• 1:04:05
  Oh, God dammit, and it doesn't get better.
• 1:04:10
  There's no bad cards.
• 1:04:12
  - This bitch.
• 1:04:15
  - When the page of cops appears,
• 1:04:19
  it can indicate self-esteem issues.
• 1:04:21
  - What?
• 1:04:24
  - It's ridiculous.
• 1:04:28
  Perhaps you look to others to define you
• 1:04:31
  or place too much trust in people.
• 1:04:33
  - What?
• 1:04:36
  - It also suggests a keen intuition
• 1:04:42
  and latent artistic ability.
• 1:04:44
  - Well, that's true.
• 1:04:47
  - Which is it?
• 1:04:48
  - We have keen intuition, or are we too trusting?
• 1:04:53
  You gotta pick one.
• 1:04:55
  - Well, two things can be true,
• 1:04:57
  but in this case, only one of them is.
• 1:05:00
  - Oh, I fucking hate feelings.
• 1:05:03
  Have I mentioned that?
• 1:05:04
  - Yes.
• 1:05:05
  - Okay.
• 1:05:07
  - Sometimes, this card shows you facing an emotional issue
• 1:05:12
  about which you feel uncertain or unprepared,
• 1:05:15
  which is all of them because feelings are gross.
• 1:05:18
  It can also represent the early stages of a relationship.
• 1:05:24
  If the page stands for a real person,
• 1:05:27
  he or she may be a younger sibling
• 1:05:30
  or a child or a friend,
• 1:05:32
  particularly an imaginative, sensitive, or idealistic one.
• 1:05:37
  - Interesting.
• 1:05:38
  - In a reading about money, the page indicates,
• 1:05:41
  naïve té, in money matters.
• 1:05:44
  Perhaps you've got your head in the clouds
• 1:05:46
  or don't know how to manage your finances.
• 1:05:49
  - I mean, contrary to what every other card says.
• 1:05:53
  - Yeah.
• 1:05:54
  - Sometimes, this card recommends seeking guidance
• 1:05:57
  from an expert,
• 1:05:58
  but it can also show your two trusting of others.
• 1:06:02
  So do I ask for a second opinion or not?
• 1:06:06
  - Definitely.
• 1:06:09
  Okay, so there's a card seven, clarity if you need it.
• 1:06:13
  This is clearly the one we need clarity on,
• 1:06:17
  'cause of work and views.
• 1:06:19
  - If the reading is about your job,
• 1:06:21
  this card may represent the beginning of a new job
• 1:06:24
  or create a venture,
• 1:06:26
  or it can mean you're studying to improve your skills
• 1:06:31
  and marketability.
• 1:06:32
  - Oh, are we, are we studying up?
• 1:06:36
  - Do you think there's ever a time
• 1:06:39
  where I'm not studying something?
• 1:06:41
  - Hello, marketability baby.
• 1:06:45
  Boom, boom.
• 1:06:46
  Sometimes, it urges you to stand up for yourself
• 1:06:51
  instead of trusting others in your workplace.
• 1:06:55
  - Trust no one.
• 1:06:57
  - Is it saying not to trust each other
• 1:06:59
  'cause we're in each other's workplace?
• 1:07:02
  - I feel like it's throwing us some stuff
• 1:07:06
  where we need it in like,
• 1:07:09
  I feel like this is more--
• 1:07:11
  - Like other places in our life,
• 1:07:13
  other than the business.
• 1:07:14
  - I think so.
• 1:07:15
  - Okay, so I think we definitely need clarity
• 1:07:21
  on this final outcome thing.
• 1:07:23
  - I mean, I feel good about it,
• 1:07:25
  but I also really like the number seven,
• 1:07:28
  so we're gonna do it.
• 1:07:29
  - Yeah, you can pull an optional final card
• 1:07:33
  for clarity on something specific
• 1:07:35
  that has come up during your spread.
• 1:07:37
  Just be clear about what you want to clarify
• 1:07:40
  before pulling the card.
• 1:07:42
  Just be clear about what you wanna clarify
• 1:07:44
  and keep it focused on the business
• 1:07:47
  and nothing too personal.
• 1:07:48
  I think that's very,
• 1:07:50
  you literally just said it was telling us
• 1:07:53
  maybe stuff for our personal life
• 1:07:55
  and it just said, make sure in this last card,
• 1:07:59
  you think about business and not the personal.
• 1:08:01
  Interesting.
• 1:08:03
  If your clarifying cards get too broad or off topic,
• 1:08:06
  then you should do a separate terror reading afterwards.
• 1:08:09
  Well, I think we're gonna probably nail it
• 1:08:12
  on this clarified card, so--
• 1:08:14
  - Nailed it.
• 1:08:15
  - Yeah.
• 1:08:16
  The Empress, and aside from number seven,
• 1:08:21
  number three is like kind of my shit.
• 1:08:24
  - Is it number three, really?
• 1:08:26
  That's been like a theme sort of too.
• 1:08:28
  And our lives as well as this reading in particular.
• 1:08:34
  - Keywords are creativity, feminine power,
• 1:08:40
  mature women, fertility and pleasure.
• 1:08:45
  - Why is everything about fertility and children?
• 1:08:48
  Who's getting pregnant?
• 1:08:49
  - Fertility can mean,
• 1:08:52
  it can be almost interchangeable with abundance.
• 1:08:56
  - If you think about it. - Okay.
• 1:08:57
  - Yeah, you're right.
• 1:08:58
  - The Empress symbolizes feminine power
• 1:09:02
  in the material world.
• 1:09:04
  - Hell yeah.
• 1:09:05
  In contrast to the high priestess,
• 1:09:07
  who represents feminine spiritual power.
• 1:09:11
  A card of beauty and creativity,
• 1:09:15
  the Empress is depicted as the universal mother
• 1:09:19
  who governs procreation, nurturing,
• 1:09:23
  the security and comforts of home and domestic harmony.
• 1:09:27
  She's usually shown as a mature female figure,
• 1:09:33
  sometimes seated on a throne,
• 1:09:36
  sometimes in nature surrounded by flowers
• 1:09:39
  and vegetation indicating fruitfulness.
• 1:09:43
  The Empress is linked to Venus,
• 1:09:47
  the goddess of love, beauty and pleasure.
• 1:09:50
  And some decks include the astrological glyph
• 1:09:54
  for the planet on this card.
• 1:09:56
  There's an extra excerpt.
• 1:10:00
  The Lady is the Goddess,
• 1:10:05
  the feminine energy behind manifest nature.
• 1:10:09
  - Oh.
• 1:10:11
  - The bestower of fertility and creativity
• 1:10:14
  who brings all seeds to fruition.
• 1:10:18
  - I like that.
• 1:10:20
  - The Empress represents strong feminine energy
• 1:10:25
  and may describe a mother figure
• 1:10:28
  or a mature artistic creative person,
• 1:10:32
  whether she rules the home or a business,
• 1:10:36
  she represents female authority.
• 1:10:39
  - You know what's interesting is the page of cups
• 1:10:42
  that something about a child and like,
• 1:10:45
  naivety and childlike,
• 1:10:47
  and then our clarifier card is like strong independent,
• 1:10:50
  badass woman.
• 1:10:52
  - It's like JK big dick energy.
• 1:10:55
  - So like the next three months
• 1:10:56
  is gonna be like kind of like we're figuring things out.
• 1:11:00
  And then after that,
• 1:11:01
  we're gonna be badass, mature creative woman
• 1:11:05
  running a business.
• 1:11:07
  - I'm just pretending it's three months from now.
• 1:11:10
  Like as far back as three years ago.
• 1:11:14
  - It's what?
• 1:11:17
  - It's a three that we got.
• 1:11:19
  - It is.
• 1:11:20
  - I feel like it's saying after three months.
• 1:11:22
  - I don't wanna read that one.
• 1:11:27
  - Okay.
• 1:11:27
  - It's only three months, Kyl and B patient.
• 1:11:30
  Okay.
• 1:11:30
  - That's just-- - It is tell us to be patient.
• 1:11:32
  - That's kind of weird.
• 1:11:34
  A couple personal experiences recently have been
• 1:11:37
  screaming at me to be fucking patient,
• 1:11:40
  which I'm not good at.
• 1:11:42
  So I had sent something in the mail to somebody,
• 1:11:46
  and it never got there.
• 1:11:47
  And it'd been like two months.
• 1:11:49
  And I was like, "Fuck it, I'm gonna send it through Amazon."
• 1:11:52
  The day before it arrived from Amazon,
• 1:11:56
  they got the thing I sent in the mail.
• 1:11:59
  And this is happens like three different times.
• 1:12:02
  Like not that specific thing,
• 1:12:04
  but like things telling me like bitch, be patient.
• 1:12:07
  - Sit down.
• 1:12:10
  - So interesting that we're getting them as a couple.
• 1:12:12
  - Be humble.
• 1:12:13
  - Again.
• 1:12:14
  - A card of fertility, she signifies abundance
• 1:12:19
  of all kinds and shows your capacity
• 1:12:24
  for nurturing, caring, and supporting others
• 1:12:28
  as well as yourself.
• 1:12:30
  - I just got the weirdest mental image,
• 1:12:34
  and I have to say it.
• 1:12:35
  - Why?
• 1:12:36
  - So I just pictured Kyl and with a baby,
• 1:12:39
  but it's like not a human baby,
• 1:12:41
  it's like a podcast baby.
• 1:12:43
  And then she shoots money out of her scooter.
• 1:12:46
  Like the Uno attack.
• 1:12:49
  - Hey, that is the literal mental image that I got.
• 1:12:57
  It was very strong.
• 1:12:59
  - I am so pleased that my birth canal is,
• 1:13:09
  as impressive in your dreams.
• 1:13:12
  As I imagine it is in others.
• 1:13:17
  In a man's reading, the Empress may encourage him
• 1:13:24
  to recognize the feminine component,
• 1:13:27
  component in himself.
• 1:13:30
  So I guess this was meant for all three of the sees.
• 1:13:35
  - We do get him to bring out his feminine side.
• 1:13:38
  - There's an extra excerpt.
• 1:13:42
  When the Empress appears, ask yourself these questions.
• 1:13:48
  How do you show love and caring?
• 1:13:51
  Where do you express your creativity?
• 1:13:55
  What nurtures you?
• 1:13:57
  Is there a situation in your life
• 1:14:03
  where support or caretaking is needed?
• 1:14:06
  In a reading about money,
• 1:14:11
  the Empress indicates good fortune and success.
• 1:14:16
  You possess abundant resources
• 1:14:20
  and know how to use them productively.
• 1:14:23
  - That's what I'm talking about, page of cups.
• 1:14:26
  She can also recommend joining resources
• 1:14:32
  with a partner or group to increase financial gains.
• 1:14:37
  If the reading is about work,
• 1:14:40
  you're involved in a creative project
• 1:14:43
  and giving it your all.
• 1:14:45
  And success is likely.
• 1:14:48
  Hell yeah.
• 1:14:49
  That's perfect.
• 1:14:52
  She may show that you've got things under control
• 1:14:55
  or advise you to take charge
• 1:14:57
  and work congenially toward a common goal.
• 1:15:02
  The message to you is find harmony,
• 1:15:05
  unite disparate factors
• 1:15:08
  and reconcile differences for the good of all.
• 1:15:12
  And there's one more extra excerpt.
• 1:15:17
  One more.
• 1:15:18
  I, with a deeper instinct,
• 1:15:22
  choose a man who compels my strength,
• 1:15:26
  who makes enormous demands on me,
• 1:15:30
  who does not doubt my courage or my toughness,
• 1:15:34
  who does not believe me naive or innocent,
• 1:15:38
  who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
• 1:15:42
  - I love that.
• 1:15:46
  You know what's really funny is,
• 1:15:51
  I always thought the Empress looked like a really pretty card,
• 1:15:59
  a really powerful card.
• 1:16:01
  And I really liked that it was third in the major arcana,
• 1:16:06
  but I never get it.
• 1:16:09
  You've got it now.
• 1:16:12
  Wow.
• 1:16:16
  So I mean, I feel like we don't really need
• 1:16:19
  a lot of clarification on the lot of those cards
• 1:16:22
  'cause we talked a lot and yeah.
• 1:16:26
  So I don't know if anyone has anything else to say about it,
• 1:16:30
  something maybe we didn't see let us know,
• 1:16:33
  but we're gonna end our hundredth episode.
• 1:16:36
  Oh my God, it's like ending.
• 1:16:37
  Like we're moving on, we're graduating.
• 1:16:40
  It feels like we're graduating.
• 1:16:42
  - Yeah.
• 1:16:42
  - Okay.
• 1:16:45
  Happy Creepy Last Day.
• 1:16:49
  See you next Tuesday.
• 1:16:51
  Unless you didn't take that shot and listen to us
• 1:16:55
  'cause you're fucking missing 100% of all of the shots
• 1:17:00
  that we took.
• 1:17:01
  We're taking a shot with Chris
• 1:17:07
  because he is a big part of this podcast.
• 1:17:10
  Yes, he is, don't let him fool you.
• 1:17:12
  He's a lot of help.
• 1:17:14
  And you know, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
• 1:17:17
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• 1:17:18
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• 1:17:20
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• 1:17:22
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• 1:17:23
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• 1:17:24
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• 1:17:29
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• 1:17:30
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• 1:17:30
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• 1:17:35
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• 1:17:36
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• 1:19:00
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• 1:19:30
  (laughs)
• 1:19:37
  - You sounded like the predator, whatever.
• 1:19:40
  - Yeah, it was a predator.
• 1:19:41
  - It was a lion, gurgling in the back of my throat.
• 1:19:44
  (laughs)
• 1:19:47
  - It was terrifying.
• 1:19:49
  - Sorry.