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A Couple of Beardless Bros - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 90 feat. Tommy Smokes · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: What's up, guys, Welcome to the show?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, how are you?
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  Speaker 4: Guys?
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  Speaker 6: Doing pretty good?
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  Speaker 4: Long time since we last talked.
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  Speaker 1: I know, and it's good to be back. Thanksgiving this week,
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  Speaker 1: and let's start off with one of the old favorites.
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  Speaker 1: Our cranberries are stuffing.
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  Speaker 4: Holy shit, guys, is stuffing overrated?
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  Speaker 6: What's your favorite sides? I legitimately answered that question for
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  Speaker 6: a snapjob.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is not surprising at all.
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  Speaker 6: It's every ear. We just run it back. Yeah, is
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  Speaker 6: turkey actually good?
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  Speaker 1: Is the stuff?
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  Speaker 4: And then they just wave for one person, Actually turkey sucks,
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  Speaker 4: And then all the comments are.
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  Speaker 1: Like what what I got a bag?
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  Speaker 4: While the person goes home for Thanksgiving and eats like
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  Speaker 4: a pound of turkey.
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  Speaker 1: For days straight. But the way they do it at
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  Speaker 1: barstool is sick. They'll like come over to your desk
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  Speaker 1: and like send you a letter like a mother whose
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  Speaker 1: kid just got killed during World war like World War two,
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, it's your year that you have to
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  Speaker 1: say turkey sucks.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, no, you're the one this entire reputation.
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  Speaker 4: Or they'll be like they'll be like, try and make
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  Speaker 4: it funny too. It's on the spot. Turkey's not good,
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  Speaker 4: and they're like, that's all you're gonna say.
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  Speaker 6: Do you have any jokes about trip to Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That being said, though, like if if like a big
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  Speaker 1: ass porterhouse had existed when the Pilgrims and the Native
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  Speaker 1: Americans linked up, like Thanksgiving would be way better.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, they had cows back then, but.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't have a fucking big ass porterhouse. T bone
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  Speaker 1: fucking flank steak, fucking fat ass center cut, but they
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  Speaker 1: didn't have catch steak back then.
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  Speaker 4: If they did, they probably were just using the steaks
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  Speaker 4: for They weren't killing the steaks, they weren't killing the cows.
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  Speaker 4: They probably using them for milk.
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  Speaker 1: You like turkey better than than steak? Yeah, no, exactly,
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  Speaker 1: No one does exactly. So that's why, like, if it's
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  Speaker 1: your meal of the year, your biggest celebratory meal of
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  Speaker 1: the year, turkey and ham probably aren't to go to
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  Speaker 1: meats those are like old good meat.
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  Speaker 7: Probably not.
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  Speaker 6: If we want to do some cost analysis, like if
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  Speaker 6: you're you're usually feeding a bunch of people at Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 6: If you're getting a bunch of steak a bunch of Porterhouses,
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  Speaker 6: that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: But it's the one day of the year that you're
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  Speaker 1: really getting everybody together. It's like supposed to be the
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  Speaker 1: main feast.
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  Speaker 6: Think about like a thirty two ound steak at least,
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  Speaker 6: like as you're spending fifty sixty bucks or something, but
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  Speaker 6: it's your main.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I guess this is classest of me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a butterball turkey is I mean, most people get.
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  Speaker 4: If you can't afford to feed your entire family porterhouses,
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  Speaker 4: you shouldn't be celebrating any holidays.
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  Speaker 6: You should be out there working dial back America.
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  Speaker 4: You should be one of the ten people working at
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  Speaker 4: McDonald's on Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: Busting your ass to work for a porterhouse.
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  Speaker 4: May next couple of fries that can be your Thanksgiving feast.
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  Speaker 6: Of your own little Thanksgiving in the McDonalds. Yeah, all
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  Speaker 6: the poor people get to go.
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  Speaker 4: Have a McChicken for Thanksgiving dinner.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking apple pie. At least I got an apple pie.
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  Speaker 1: So I got an apple pie.
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  Speaker 6: That's the one item that they got.
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  Speaker 4: I love this fucking country.
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  Speaker 1: You can get your whole Thanksgiving at Donnie's fucking Steakhouse.
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  Speaker 1: God is that sweet.
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  Speaker 4: I love how I was shitting on people for being
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  Speaker 4: like turkey sucks, and then I passionately was like ham sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody noticed it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is hard to not get into the debate
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  Speaker 6: once you start talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: They got me on Halloween.
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  Speaker 6: I was like Reese's Comee's comfort rule. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: They know what they're doing because it's just enough time.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how they lined it up that every
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  Speaker 1: twelve months is when Halloween comes around, and every twelve
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  Speaker 1: months is when Thanksgiving comes around. Just like crazy that
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  Speaker 1: like that's the perfect amount of time for you to
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  Speaker 1: forget all your good ass takes.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like this would be pretty easy to do,
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  Speaker 4: but you think you could. You think it would make
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  Speaker 4: these holidays like, say, what if you? Maybe I'll try
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  Speaker 4: it this year. Maybe I won't eat turkey for an
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  Speaker 4: entire year until Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: Fast.
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  Speaker 6: You eat a lot of turkey, I.
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  Speaker 4: Eat a good amount. I eat a lot of turkey sandwiches.
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  Speaker 1: That's not even the same. A lot of turkey sandars
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  Speaker 1: that's different.
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  Speaker 6: That's so different.
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  Speaker 4: Processed turkey like lunch ten thousand grams of sodium in it.
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  Speaker 6: Here's a problem I'm going through in my life. I
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  Speaker 6: have a friend's giving on Saturday where she's gonna serve
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  Speaker 6: turkey and then I'm gonna have regular turkey like with
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  Speaker 6: my family on.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like friends giving you go more.
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  Speaker 6: Well, she's not well. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I guess I've actually never never, I never participated in one,
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  Speaker 4: so we know it shows.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's like, you know, it's who's having my friend?
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  Speaker 1: Do I know her?
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  Speaker 6: It's Naki kb Erica.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's Eric Erica and Dave having Oh Erica's annual.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah that e A E A t R because annual
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  Speaker 6: friends giving? Oh yeah, yeah, I forget it. Fuckuck giving.
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  Speaker 1: But it's at a firehouse and it's going to be elite.
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  Speaker 6: It is not the house, but it is with Brian
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  Speaker 6: from our fantasy football chat and nicking her up. Quite
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  Speaker 6: a few of our compadres will be there. Am I
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  Speaker 6: actually probably not, but I'll try to work my man
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  Speaker 6: this next weekend. I hate mixing groups. It's this Saturday.
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  Speaker 6: You'll be in l A, You'll be at your in laws.
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  Speaker 4: What happens on what happens on friends Giving?
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  Speaker 6: This is my first one too.
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  Speaker 4: What do you do? I think I've always feeling it
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  Speaker 4: seems like so much work.
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  Speaker 6: It's definitely She sent a ridiculous menu of things and.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, is everyone bringing aside?
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  Speaker 6: I said, can I bring anything? Please say no? That
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  Speaker 6: is the text that I sent. I'm gonna bring me.
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  Speaker 4: You just never turn it off.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm always on.
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  Speaker 1: You should see this group chat. The whole group is
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  Speaker 1: always on. Turn it off. For a whole group of friends.
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  Speaker 1: It's always like, oh man, just sending like kissy face
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  Speaker 1: emojis and be like go get it today, you handsome
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  Speaker 1: hunks or something.
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  Speaker 6: It's just fucking yeah, we just off.
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  Speaker 1: They really don't turn it off when you're at a
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  Speaker 1: friends giving, though. I brought like people take it dead
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  Speaker 1: seriously and I feel like you can't fuck around if
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  Speaker 1: you're bringing aside. Because I brought like, uh, maybe fifty
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  Speaker 1: dollars worth of KFC mashed potatoes with UH, and I
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  Speaker 1: thought it would be like funny and also fun people
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  Speaker 1: might enjoy it. And the girls that were throwing it
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  Speaker 1: were fucking pissed. They were fucking furious that I would
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  Speaker 1: deign to bring some cat I thought they were pretty
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  Speaker 1: good too.
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  Speaker 4: Most mashed potatoes are good. It's pretty hard to fuck
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  Speaker 4: up mashed potatoes.
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  Speaker 1: It's the hardest thing to fuck up. But at the
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  Speaker 1: same time, I was.
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  Speaker 4: Like, Ah, isn't this mashed potatoes and add salt to them?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the in butter and a ton of butter.
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  Speaker 1: Whipped the fuck out of him with some butter. But
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  Speaker 1: the ladies don't like that. Dude, you gotta take it serious.
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  Speaker 7: But he is done.
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  Speaker 4: There's an episode of Louis where he does that where
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  Speaker 4: he he has to make food and he goes and
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  Speaker 4: he just buys KFC and he wraps it up in
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  Speaker 4: tinfoil and brings in to everyone's like, these are fucking amazing.
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  Speaker 1: That's genius. It really is genius. Maybe I should have
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  Speaker 1: just put it in a different container. You should have. Yeah, Also,
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  Speaker 1: four other people brought mashed potatoes. It's like we were
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  Speaker 1: twenty three years old. No one could bring anything to
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  Speaker 1: the table except from mashed potato.
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  Speaker 6: And that's not her for not giving specific. You bring this,
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  Speaker 6: you bring.
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  Speaker 1: That, everybody bring a side. Yeah. Do you feel like
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  Speaker 1: this bitch knows how to cook a turkey?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's hard. Yeah, cooking a turkey's hard.
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  Speaker 1: That's a man.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen the men in my family struggle cooking turkey.
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  Speaker 1: And give me a women's job.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, the little man carves. The man carves, for sure, but.
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  Speaker 1: If you have like a little green egg man of
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  Speaker 1: the house.
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  Speaker 6: My dad takes his carving very seriously every year, but I.
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  Speaker 1: Feel like the woman would get up at four am
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  Speaker 1: and fucking be in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 6: Apron they make the stuffing, or my dad makes the
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  Speaker 6: stuffing too, you do they make the ma sweet potatoes
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  Speaker 6: or some shit, the beats. That's for the women, all
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  Speaker 6: the gay shit.
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  Speaker 4: My uncle is a big couch guy, always on the couch,
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  Speaker 4: not really a social guy. Thanksgiving he turns it on
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  Speaker 4: and he's oh, he's in the kitchen the whole day,
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  Speaker 4: just going at the turkey, grubbing, checking on it every
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  Speaker 4: five seconds. No, he cooks it and carves it.
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  Speaker 6: That's how you let the heat.
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  Speaker 4: He doesn't let other people carve it. He has to carve.
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  Speaker 6: I love My favorite Thanksgiving tradition is on Twitter, people
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  Speaker 6: in a competition of who has the most racist family. Like,
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  Speaker 6: they're all just tweeting now, my uncle said, then they
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  Speaker 6: think it's like the funniest thing that their uncle might
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  Speaker 6: have a little generational racism in them.
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  Speaker 1: Or like people who are like it's your responsibility to
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  Speaker 1: talk to your like take Thanksgiving as a ton to
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  Speaker 1: talk to your family about their racism.
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  Speaker 6: No, that's why I let it rip. Yeah, it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: I can't my real takes off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't get the N word passing the hood.
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  Speaker 1: You get it at your Thanksgiving table with your racist
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  Speaker 1: uncle around. Just let it fucking fly.
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  Speaker 6: I don't have to pretend it's a rap leric.
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  Speaker 1: So you listen to Dave on the pet BEV podcast.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you're saying anyway, uh SaaS, what else does
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  Speaker 1: your uncle do?
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  Speaker 4: Bron nothing, don't really talk much, not too close. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: fuck dude, that's what I am excited for Thanksgiving. I
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  Speaker 4: love Thanksgiving. It's probably my favorite holiday that or fourth
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  Speaker 4: of July.
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  Speaker 6: I agree.
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  Speaker 1: Why because you're just are you in one place the
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  Speaker 1: entire time or do you have to go to multiple
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  Speaker 1: family now you're a strange from half your family.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just in one place. No, my mom's side of
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  Speaker 4: my family, we all live like right next to each other,
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  Speaker 4: and so they all come by you, so we all
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  Speaker 4: just post. Yeah, the worst.
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  Speaker 1: Part is like a long ass drive or till I
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  Speaker 1: have to herd everybody.
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  Speaker 4: I used to have to go to Illinois for Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 6: That's bad.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was fun though, because I was really young
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  Speaker 4: and I went to visit my cousins who never got
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  Speaker 4: to see.
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  Speaker 1: But then we did you drive there?
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  Speaker 4: No, we'd fly.
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  Speaker 1: We drove.
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  Speaker 4: We drove a few times. My grandparents used to drive
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  Speaker 4: every time.
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  Speaker 1: That's terrible.
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  Speaker 6: If they had dogs and they were for McDonald's family,
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  Speaker 6: parents like to.
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  Speaker 1: Just like uh, especially with something related to the Midwest, Dude,
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  Speaker 1: they love to fucking drive. My parents used to drive
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  Speaker 1: me to Chicago too, and I don't think it was
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  Speaker 1: a poor thing. I think like taking kids to the
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  Speaker 1: airport as hell.
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  Speaker 4: I think having kids on a plane is probably hell yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And don't you hear people getting their takes off being
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  Speaker 1: like kids shouldn't even be allowed on planes, you shouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe those parents just agree with that and they're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take one for the team.
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  Speaker 6: Parents get very We did a dog walk. I did
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  Speaker 6: a dog walk. Snake draft last week about like annoying sounds,
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  Speaker 6: and we talked about you know, toddlers on a baby crying.
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  Speaker 6: I was kidding. I was like, it's the baby's fault,
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  Speaker 6: like the baby needs to control himself or whatever. And
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  Speaker 6: people in the comments were like, Tommy has no fucking
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  Speaker 6: idea what it's like. He'll never touch a woman, he'll
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  Speaker 6: never have And Carl is like, yeah, like I said
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  Speaker 6: something similar one time. And parents do not like being
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  Speaker 6: told their kids are noisy on planes.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. I guess they're trying their best, and dude, what
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  Speaker 1: do they try harder?
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  Speaker 4: That's when you sprinkle a little there's an old, old
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  Speaker 4: old trick. Or you sprinkle a little rum into their milk. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you sprinkled to quiet get them the quiet down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's a little drop of rum.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Or you if you're a breastfeeding mother, you drink enough
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  Speaker 1: of it to get the breast milk going a little bit. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Some ship like that.
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  Speaker 1: But Tommy, you know women. You know women are going
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  Speaker 1: to touch you when they see that fucking beard.
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  Speaker 6: Bro, it's coming in pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it is. You need to get one of those rollers.
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  Speaker 1: You shaved there though, No, you shave the top of
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  Speaker 1: your cheek not, yes you did.
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  Speaker 6: I did not. I did not shave anywhere. I was
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  Speaker 6: thinking on my stuff of the day. I was like, man,
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  Speaker 6: it would it would look a lot better if I
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  Speaker 6: just shaved all these stray hairs on my cheek. I
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  Speaker 6: was like, I can't. And then I thought, well, I
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  Speaker 6: don't know why I say that I can't. This is
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  Speaker 6: a made up thing that I do myself, but I
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  Speaker 6: feel out of principle that I can't shave any of it.
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  Speaker 4: Why don't you get one of those rollers.
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  Speaker 1: Derma roller.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, my roommate just got one of those. They're supposed
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  Speaker 6: to be they know your scoles and needles and that,
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  Speaker 6: and you also probably need a real beard to use that.
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  Speaker 1: They make you grow a beard.
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  Speaker 4: I think it just makes your beard thicker. I don't
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  Speaker 4: think you can go from being like where Tommy's at
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  Speaker 4: to using it once and just having a full beard.
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  Speaker 6: You never know, dude, A little boy ass faces on
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  Speaker 6: the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody, it's not going to get much more full
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  Speaker 1: than this dude, even with the derm roller.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, so it fills up.
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  Speaker 4: Shut the f I shaved like yesterday, So holy fuck, dude,
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  Speaker 4: you're basically a fuck. I mean, I'm my beard is
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  Speaker 4: longer than Tommy shaved yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it is, yes, it is.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's so Tommy, My my beard is way longer
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  Speaker 4: than way longer.
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  Speaker 6: That's not true. Yours just looks like more shaved. If
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  Speaker 6: we if we cut all the hair off our faces
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  Speaker 6: right now, there would be.
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  Speaker 4: Of my hair way more than the way more facial
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  Speaker 4: hair than you're also five years.
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  Speaker 6: Older than more. It's like, all right here, it's like
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  Speaker 6: a black spot.
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  Speaker 4: Tell me, I can't even see it from herea and
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  Speaker 4: you can see mine, you were describing mine. It seems
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  Speaker 4: more shaved.
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  Speaker 6: It's a thick black, thick black on the chip.
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  Speaker 4: And when the last time you shaved two weeks a
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  Speaker 4: three weeks ago, I shaved yesterday.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not denying that you can grow facial hire faster
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  Speaker 6: than me. I'm saying that I think that's exactly what
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  Speaker 6: you were saying. I'm not I'm saying at exactly what
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  Speaker 6: he was denying. At this present moment, I think there's
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  Speaker 6: more hair on my face than you have on your face.
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  Speaker 6: If you waited three weeks, you'd undeniably have more.
• 14:12
  Speaker 8: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 14:14
  Speaker 8: I'm going so I can get uber one for students.
• 14:17
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• 14:26
  Speaker 8: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 14:30
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  Speaker 9: Uber and uber eats with deals this good. Everyone wants
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• 14:43
  Speaker 1: I just wish your facial hair looked like the photoshops
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: that you do says that.
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: I wish it did so bad nothing. There's few things
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: in the world that I wish more than that.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: I know that you just stare at your phone like
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: looking out a photoshop pictures of yourself all the.
• 14:59
  Speaker 6: Time because you post them like once a week.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, every time people hit me up and they're like, dude,
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: where did this come from? Like they're like, when did
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: you grow this beard? And I'm like, I'm on a
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: live show every day, Like what do you think, like
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: after two o'clock, it just it just spawned it fo shadow.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so funny and you post it's like there's
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: like five different ones. There's like the handsome faced guy,
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: the fucking full beard like stubble guy, the full long
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: beard guy, like, and you're just posting all of them.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Back to fact, Yeah, I love it.
• 15:34
  Speaker 7: It's funny.
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: I don't like posting those because it's like, that's it's
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: just a better looking version of you.
• 15:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: And but then people are like, oh, so that's what
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: he like, this is what he looks like, that's what
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: he could look like. I go like, I I'd rather
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: post a bad looking picture of myself.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: No, I think that you got to, uh, make make
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: one for yeah, can you make one for him? Yeah?
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: But then you're a disappointment compared to that picture where
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: it's like if I post a picture you're looking super
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: fat or something, then it's like, oh, he could look
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: like that.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Can you do a picture? Can you do on right now?
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: It's like the ugly friends surrounding yourself. If they're still disappointed, Wow.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: So I move this way a little bit before so
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: I can get you in there.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited for this already.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: It's dude, it's not going to be hard. It's no,
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: it's just a filter.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but I'm just saying I want. I
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: want to me to give.
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: Him, you know, mess around with a couple of things.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: I just want to see him, have him see this too,
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: so you can see what you're scared of. And that's
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: the better looking version of you. I know I can't
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: have that getting out. I want that out there, dude,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I need it might be worse.
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: Is anything I anything? Anytime I modify anything about myself,
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: I look worse a hat.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: You're the best version of yourself at tell.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: Me you look weirdly like just Jesus.
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: Really let me say this one.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I was like Paul Dan and Jesus, Oh my god,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I look.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Well in this one, you look way more like you.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: But would that not have the filter for everyone?
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: No, that's not what mine looks like. That could be you, bro,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: you could have died for our sins.
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: I I used to be convinced that was the second
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: coming of Jesus, So I think that kind of confirmed.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: What do you mean at what point? Different times it's like,
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: I'm not, I could be the jury's not out that
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: I'm definitely yes it is. I mean he just started.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: He started. Miracles are like thirty.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: But Jesus didn't sin though he spent his whole life
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: and didn't sin once.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: We don't know that, yes we do. I don't.
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: That's like, where is that?
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: Well, that's written down someone.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: That's his main thing, that he didn't sin.
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: He says he didn't sin, but you know he didn't say, well,
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: he definitely didn't lie.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: So if he said he didn't sin, then he didn't sin.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: He definitely sinned. Jesus.
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: I agree. Yeah, he's little Catholic boil over here. Jesus
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: never sinned.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: J So you're saying that God sinned.
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think God is a way more chill dude
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: than people make him up out to be.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean he's sinning, bro, I think he's living.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Let live. You think God's out here sinning?
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I think the modern definition of sinning. Yeah.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Fatal to do another one, that's me. I love how
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: much it makes it so much funnier. I got to
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: find oh ship, they added new presets.
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: What app is this?
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: I will gettnch of new presets. I don't really funk
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: with the presets though, because they're here. Tommy will give
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: you handsome fatal fatal Oh nice.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: You know that's what you look like, bro, don't you wish.
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: Dude, money, would you pay to look like like talk
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: like that version of yourself that looks like buzz Lightyear.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: He doesn't even look real.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: That's how hot I am. That's good to know the
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: potentials there.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: You got to be medium ugly.
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true. My personally would not play well if
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: I was good.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Looking, you'd be the biggest asshole alive. Yeah, your cockiness
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: only works.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: I look like Justin Bieber there, I legit look like Justin?
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: Is that a Justin Bieber filter?
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: You don't look like That filter is called star like
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: James Franco.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: That's just a regular camera future.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Wait, but don't people say you look like Dave Franco?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I kind of could see that.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: Really, No, Dave. I one time in college for Halloween,
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: I didn't dress up at all and I told people
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: I was Dave Franco. Would they say, some girls like
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: I don't see it at all?
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: And would she think she thought it was a bad costume?
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: She's like, I don't get it. You don't look like David.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Maybe you picked the wrong clothes.
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was probably it.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: You probably had to wear like a T shirt over
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: a long sleeved shirt.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: If you weren't brown long sleeve.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Sure, maybe weren't sexually assaulting enough girls.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: That's that's James, James wrong Franco, wrong, frank out, Where
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: the hell are you going with that?
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you were sexually assaulting the exact right amount of girl. Three?
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, three, it's the perfect zero. Dave Frank is a
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: good man. Yeah, you look nothing like Dave Frank.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: It's plausible that people could say it look like Dave Franco.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: That was my whole thing is that I don't think
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: I look like Dave Franco, but I think that if
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: I tell someone else, Oh yeah, people have told me
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: I look like Dave Franco. You could accept them. I
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: can accept them.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe similar hair, yeah.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: Somewhere brown hair, Yeah, same nose, I think, No, his
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: has got to be a better nose.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Did you guys see the guy with the eight inch nose? Yeah,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: he's been going around Twitter. Yeah.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: No, it looks like a penis squidbird's nose kind of
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: has a squidwardy nose thing.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: The girls like big noses, though, I.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Don't think like that, not like that. This nose like
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: goes down here, dude, and all.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Dudes have big noses. Yeah, if a dude has a
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: normal sized nose, that's tiny. I don't know one dude
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: that's got a tiny ass, little cute ass nose. Who
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: can you think of? Tyler maybe has a cute nose. No, dude,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: do you think you've got to beat beaked up everyone? Yeah?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Everyone is. All males are beaked up.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: It's a it's a blessing you have to be. That's
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: how you know you're a man.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: To be able to smell fear all other men.
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's how you know.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: I heard trans people are getting rhinoplasty out the ass.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: They're getting what women are getting beaked up to be men?
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Holy shit? Really Yeah, I've been hearing the nose jobs.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: But it's just a nose extension. He's probably been done
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: many times.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: It definitely has people have a little, tiny ass, fucking
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: numb ass noses. You get a little backbone to.
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: The No, you know what I mean, Tommy, I feel
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: you know what the fuck I'm saying.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tell me you watch any good movies lately.
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: So it's funny you say that. I was planning and
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: I still will watch a movie tonight. I just don't
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: know what to watch. Any good suggestions.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, watch the Good Nurse.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: Let me write that down. I have a two watch
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: folder on my phone.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: But what does that mean. You're so you're not gonna
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: watch it. You might watch it like a year from now.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm gonna look how long that list is,
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: because I've recommended movies seen before, and he's done the
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: same thing.
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: You have it. I have watched, and then there's watched.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: I have to watch, and then I have watched.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: There's no point in making a watched list. I tried
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: to do that.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: You've seen way more movies than you think you've seen.
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: Well, I've been doing it every day since I started COVID.
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: Not every day, but every time I watch a movie,
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: you put it on the watch list. Put on the
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: watch you want to hear the movies I started at
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: the I watched at the beginning of COVID. Yeah, first
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: movie I ever watched. It started COVID. The Adjustment Bureau with.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Why are you acting like the beginning of COVID was
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: like the first day of your life?
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: Well, it's just like that was like a year. It's like, Oh,
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: we're all gonna stay inside and watch movies and ship
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: Like I just knew I was going to be entering
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: a period in my life where I watched a lot
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: of movies, so I put down a list of it.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: No, I feel like that time you you knew that,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: like your life had to launch into fucking action. At
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: that time, COVID was the best thing that ever happened
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: to you. You started keeping your diary.
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: No, that was about a year after COVI.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, COVID was still going on then.
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true. Yeah, my lifelog twenty twenty. Oh, your
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: list diary, it's a lifelog.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: You've gotten significantly more wealthy over that period.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: About two years after COVID. Yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, still though, you're wealthier now.
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: Wealthier than I was two years ago. Big Rays just
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: winning competitions and oh shit.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: I forget you won like ten competitions and the Big
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Rays Big Rays. Yeah, yeah, ten competitions at about four
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: percent of that My finances, you know, personal You shouldn't
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: dude people on this show, like when we talk about
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: our finances, Hey love it.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: That's what this show is mainly, like to hear us struggle,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: it's about are so financed. Yeah, I'm not even going
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: to the bonus this year. I just read over my
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: contract with Tommy because we were doing our daily money talk,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: and uh, I went through my contract and I realized,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting no bonus this year.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: I've never gotten one.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're fuck. Really, this show gets fucked, dude. We
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: don't get any We get no bonuses.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: We have to pay for advertisers on the show.
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: I mean, I hope I get a bonus.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: No, you're not.
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: I usually do.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: I talked to Erica. She said, Tommy's not getting a
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: bonus this year.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Damn tell he's been bleeding too many resources from the company.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: She said, he got his bonus when he won all
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: those competitions.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got another movie for you to watch, The
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Triangle of Sadness.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: That's that's the vibe, right.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: It's a bad, bad movie, the worst part movie. He
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: recommended me that, and I was like, I'm not watching.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: That was last week. That was a whole week ago.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: The Good Nurses Good I went into it. What are
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: they both the.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Good Nurses about Charlie Cullen, the serial killer nurse.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't have told him that, dude. You shouldn't have
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: said that.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: It's really good. Jessica chast Hain's in it. He said
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: that Tommy loves stress and it's and it's top to
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: your chastain.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of cleave. No, No, she's a nurse.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: She's a hard working nurse. Imagine, it's.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Exactly, it's blue collar. It's blue collar chest which is
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: the best chastain.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: But there's no cleavage. Chastain is the best chest, cerebral chestain.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: I don't care about the dresses she's wearing in it.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Russian poker lady Chestain.
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: No, it's definitely the good nurse.
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: All right, it's on the left.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Just imagine her scooping the diary out of your ass.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, there's diarya getting scooped out of as there's
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: not No, there isn't.
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: I'll say I'll say this.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: The Triangle of Sadness has the funniest live action movie
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: scene that I've laughed at in theaters since uh, Team America.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah kind of, Oh what Tommy take that off the.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: Last No, it stays on the list. Why I don't
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: watch any movies nineteen nineties and theaters right now? How
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: would I say it?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know, go to a theater.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: It's a lot of movies from the nineteen nineties, I
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: would scratch that rule. I'd say, like the nineteen fifties.
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: No, it's something that nineties good movies. The cinematography in
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: the nineties was just subpar. I don't like the way
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: they say.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: The whole the whole fucking There's a lot of photography
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: from the nies.
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: I've seen someone, what about the Lion King. That's a
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: different cards good Will from the nineteen ninety a, right,
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: that was a good one.
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: But still the way the shots.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Good Fella's the eighties or the ninth ninety eighties, nineties, really,
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: I just I don't like the way they know, at
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: least his nineties.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: The way it looks on the screen just looks too
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: blorry Like.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: How are you going to make someone go through a
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: whole decade and say all the fucking movies were bad?
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: All right, let's say they're bad. So two of these
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: movies are or so I'm looking at Wow, Tommy, these
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: are the nineties list. The best movies from the nineties,
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: I bet is shockingly similar to if you look up
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: the best movies of all time, I'm gonna read you
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: some pulp fiction. Good Fellow, Drastic Park, Toy Story, Drastics
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: came out, Silence of the Lambs, Forrest, Dumb Fight Club, Shawshank, Redemption, Fargo,
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Schindler's List, Titanic, Craig Lebowski, good Will, Hunting seven sixth Cent,
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Saving Private Ryan, The Truman Show, Always in the Hood Meal.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: Alright, alright, alright, alright, what happened to Tom?
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I started like the movies when Spy Kids came out.
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: There. I like a lot of those movies, but I
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: don't like average nineties movies like I just don't like
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: in Ja, like bad Movie.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I don't like any average movies.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: Brother, Now, I love a good twenty tens Jason Bateman
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: romcom average movie is the perfect movie, like anything on
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: IMDb that has like a six point three and it's
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: like a comedy. That's the range. I live it.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Se this point three is pretty high for a comedy.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Now, dude, I guarantee Triangle of Sadness would make you
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: lose your ship both of you. I need or I
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: definitely need an apology from you once you watch it.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: But you gotta recommended movie to someone.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: That's why.
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: I mean, you can.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: But like what, it's always better when you see it
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: in theaters. It's definitely what it is.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: But when you're asking, like, oh, what movie should I watch, like,
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: you typically give someone a movie that could watch from home.
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: I did consider going to movies tonight, but I don't anymore.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you've got a good recommendation and you're trying
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: to be fucking neurotic about it.
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: The Good Nurse, No.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: My movie that I recommended, Dude, go to the one.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I recommend it. Also, if you want a show, to
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: watch it home. I got a fucking recommendation for the show.
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: For some shows.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: This one's gonna blow your fucking mind.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: Dude. It's called Ancient Apocalypse. I'm glad that's my show
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: is lost, especially it shows them the shows that you've seen. No,
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: I don't have a list of shows. I thought that
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: would be too hard.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Because you haven't watched a whole Is it like series
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: or you're talking about like it's like shows go on,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: it's like that.
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: I just it was a logistical lightmare thinking of coming.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Up with apocalypse. Starting a new show is tough.
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: You have to really, Like I tried to start Ozark
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: and I just couldn't.
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: Oh, never watch because Bateman in that role I only
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: watch baby. I don't like Batman, though I don't like
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: the Batman did.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: That role is probably one of his biggest roles.
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I like him. I like him. It's the
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: straight man in a comedy. I like him an identity thief.
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: I don't like the switch. I don't like when actors
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: branch out.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I don't like that Bateman.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: I hate when an actress shows ever the.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Most successful and critically acclaimed shows where he nailed it.
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: Like maybe it was even more. It's just not what
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: made him him and he is still him, and that
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: I can sell out.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: No, he's him.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: You've never even seen He's actually funny in that funny.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Actually I've seen like five episodes. It's a good laugh.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I like how loosely you hold your opinion. Yeah, these
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: strong ass.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: All it takes is the slightest bit of pushback and then.
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like no, actually that's good. They're like, oh, okay,
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: maybe that is good. Yeah, I mean, you know, I
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: just feel like you should be opened to Ham's delicious.
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: I never said it was them.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I hate Ham. I actually don't.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: I don't hate Ham, but I just don't think it's
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: guilt like I would never like go out of my
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: way to eat ham. I feel that like if like if,
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: if it's the only thing being served, I'll eat it
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: and I'll probably enjoy it. But I'm never going to
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: be like, oh, I could go for some ham tonight for.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: A good ass ham.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: Never want like I would never want just a regular
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: ham sandwich. It would have to be like the.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Ham sandwich is good roast, but also that's that's like
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: processed ham is bad.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: Oh we're talking spiral yeah, oh, significantly better than sliced ham.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I think the place, the roast beef place that I
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: worked at, used to have ham that they kept hot
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: in like a ginger ale, and it gave up it.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Actually it was nice when you didn't want to have
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: roast beef. I mean we work there every day. So
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: if you didn't want to have roast beef every day,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: if you didn't want to have like the other ship
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: pork in Turkey.
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: That they have, maybe you switch it up with a
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: ham sandwich.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: That was nice hand, But that's the only ham I've
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: ever enjoyed in a sandwich on a Kai's a roll.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe some Cooper Sharp American with some peppers on it
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: I feel like that could be nice, That could be
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: a nice hand. I was saying earlier that sandwiches really
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: took a hit, Like I had so many sandwiches in
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: elementary school, high school. I just bring it for a
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: lunch every year.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Your sandwiched out.
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: I think I was sandwiched out for a while. It
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: was the same sandwiches over and over. And now, I
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: you know, as I get older, I'm starting to reappreciate
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: a good sandwich. But I was sandwiched out for a
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: little bit.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: What about like a hoe or a hero? Oh yeah,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: are you including but are you including that in a sandwich?
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Because that sounds like a sandwich to me.
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I'm thinking more just a regular sandwich like
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: Rennik a house a bread sandwich or house a roll. Yeah,
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: you'll come back around. I think I'm coming box sas is.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: In one of his sandwich Hey Days right now.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: I love sandwiches.
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: Salt happen trying to eat healthier, so I'm trying to
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: cut down sandwiches, actually cut down.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not going to have the homemade sandwich
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: is probably more healthy than anything you can order out
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: God bless, just like a turkey sandwich.
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: The bread. No, the turkey is bad for you. That's
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: processed meat.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Bro preserve it.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: But if you get good turkey, or maybe you get
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: a little rotisserie chicken, chop that up, throw that into
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: a sandwich. That's good for you.
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: Dude, out of mayo. No thanks on those carbs, need
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: cars right?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Why is everyone you got? You guys have such a
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: warped perception.
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: You're tired all the time and all you.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Do is crush carbs. Carbs give you energy.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: That's such a first grade food pyramid myth. Have you
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: ever listened to Joe Rogan?
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Dude, what you need is fats. You need fats.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: That's good, that's if you're you need verst all. You
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: need good fats. You need carbs, and you need protein.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah three, it's a lot of protein. I just start
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: following this account doctor James something.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: And he's lying to you.
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: No, he knows everything.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: What is he telling you can only eat like egg
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: whites and chicken and one you're head of broccoli a day.
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: I've been such a different person recently.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: You cutting back on the cars wouldn't hurt you.
• 33:06
  Speaker 10: Bro Golf season is in full swing and getting out
• 33:12
  Speaker 10: there to work on your game is bound to make
• 33:14
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• 33:17
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• 33:33
  Speaker 10: matter how your scorecard shakes out.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: I'm on the I'm off the beers. Yeah, that's on
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: vodka tonics.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Now that's what I was drinking. Well, that's what I'm
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: on now, that's what I was getting off.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, v and TS.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I was off VNS, vodka. Sota's not tonic water. Sugar
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Gin's bad only in those summertime though. It's not gen
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: season right now.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Now it's vodka tonic season.
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: It's vodka season. H Okay, I don't know that. Switch yeah,
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: switch accordingly.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to like whiskey. I just can't do it.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: I love making whiskey.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: Trying to force you, I've never liked it.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: I fits brown. It ain't going down, really, That's what
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: I say. What you can never stomach brown?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: What's your if you had to get a mixed drink cocktail.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: What would it be Malibou baberries.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: It's some gay ship that's frozen drink. That's what tommulator.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: He always gets them the brightest color, the brightest color drink.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: They taste the best, and they have like eight hundred
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: grams of sugar in that. I'll probably get a horrible hangovers.
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: No, actually, I haven't been getting a lot of hangovers recently.
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Maybe you're in your old age.
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: I might have beat hangovers. I don't know. I'm looking
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: for a good cocktail. I'm open if you got like
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: a good just like I go out and I don't
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: want to beer. I don't want to Malibu bab berries,
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: just something in that middle.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: The best cocktail is a Moscow mule.
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a pretty good one. Actually it's a little
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: too gingery something.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: I love ginger, not even never enough ginger for me.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Really, Damn, I love ginger and a cocktail.
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I'm about to go to this fucking island, Dude, I'm
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: about to be drinking. When are you going as Cow?
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Actually, we're gonna have to probably record another episode to that.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: I just.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Jesus christ, bro, you got a rock with this one.
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: Now you got your set later on, but we could.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I'm wiped.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: We fucking gas got here at nine am.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: To how long were we waiting for him though, Dude,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about that. I told you
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: we were just waiting.
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: No, you said you'd be here at five.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: I would have on this podcast. We've got here at
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: the normal time.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Did I say I was going to be here at
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: five at the after the last show? But then I
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: said no, dude, you said you'd be here at five. Dude,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: you never said that four.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Why would I be there at five? Would have made
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: no sense.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: No, you said that you would be here at five, Dude,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I went to a chiropractice.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Also, waiting in the afternoon while you're already at the
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: office is way different than me coming here at nine
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: and showing up at eleven thirty, eleven thirty, eleven thirty
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: two other meetings. I woke up, I woke up at
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: nine am, or I woke up at eight a m.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Got here at nine o'clock. You did not get here
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: at nine am. It was just me and you've never
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: been here. It's just me and big catchrink. You don't
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: know Stella apartment. It was me and Big Cat drink
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: and some Stella and Roan texts.
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: You were drinking Stella's last night and that was Stella art.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Want to be a little late and you get here
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: and a half hours dude, you stumbled in reeking with
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: your still drunk shirt on. It was selected Tyler.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: I just sleep at the office because he didn't even
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: have time to go home to get here to Field.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: That's honestly probably true if someone could complain about being
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: wife and roan about being a white waltzing in at noon.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: You took Monday off, dude, after taking Friday or Monday off?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Here Monday off, dude, after taking Thursday and Friday the
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: week before? Are you talking about I was here on Monday.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: You didn't come in Wednesday because you had gone out
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: on Tuesday.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Do we have prior obligations?
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Your life is like a country music bro. I was
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: here on Monday. Miss, he's been missing because he's been
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: so fucking That's not true at all. Wow, that is
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: not true. I was here on Monday, you fraud.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: Oh, I have a stand up show in Baltimore.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the stand up show was on Saturday.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: No it's lies, It's lies.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: How is Baltimore? Baltimore was? This is now two weeks ago,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: we're still talking.
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: Well, you never fucking said how it was?
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: Dude?
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: Was the Inner Harbor Suite? Did you get a crab cake?
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: Did you see them?
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: Where?
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: Museum? I went to a Baby Ruth museum.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: I went to the hotel. I didn't get there until
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: like three. Went to the hotel, did the shows, came
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: home slept? I actually I did order food at night,
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: so I was starving because I didn't eat all day.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: And I ordered just like a sandwich and a leader
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: of water because I was so thirsty and I had
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: a bad headache, sore throat, was losing my voice. Wait
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: like forty five minutes for the food. It comes. The
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: lady opens up her door, hands me the sandwich, and
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: then pulls out a two liter bottle of Fanta. No.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: I was like, you gotta be kidding me, dude, And
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: then I had to walk back to my room with
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: just like a gallon of Fanta orange soda orange.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Dude. I was so upset. I wasn't even mad. I
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: was just defeated.
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the last thing I was.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I felt so shitty you gotta pour the fanta down
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: the sink and just fill it up with sink water.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: I should have done that. I just didn't drink water.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Do you not drink sink water at hotels?
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: I did drink a little bit of water the next
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: day there sink water.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: But I don't know. It's usually horrible.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: It wasn't great. It's water, dude, Water's not It's not
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: like it's not gonna be bad for you.
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: It's bad for you.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you just tastes it has a bad taste to it.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like you're if you're thirsty, it will
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: quench your thirst, even if it tastes a little bit bad. Yeah,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: take your medicine.
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: So there's always people a war on bottle of water.
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: It's like, oh, you have tap water. Tap water does
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: not taste nearly as good as battle bottle water in
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: my opinion, call call it a hot TAKEE.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: I agree. But they say New York is some of
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: the best.
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: It's yeah, it's good. Even the best New York water
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: is worse than a Polean. I don't trust.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: I have a hard time getting around the whole like
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: New York has the best. New York's a disgusting city.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: How does it have the best halp water?
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: It is a little contradiction.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: No one could convin has the best hap water in
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: the country. But they spend like no one a year
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: on infrastructure.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: The taxes are fucking insane because they're like just relaying
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: the pipes that waters go through like that flints pipes
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: suck because they're just the shittiest, oldest pipes that exist.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: Did you read that book How a City Works?
• 39:37
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: Of course, it's on my to read list.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't read that book, dude, who recommended that?
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: I just was looking up books about I actually was
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: looking up books about guys in their twenties who live
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: in New York City because I can only relate to
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: main characters that I could be uh, And I was
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: not able to find any, but I guess the search
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: engine directed me that way. Dude.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: It is so fucked that now all books have to
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: be about people who aren't guys in their twenties, white
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: guys in their twenties. Yeah, that main character has been
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: stolen from us.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: There.
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: I can't find any books if anyone has any recommendations.
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: But I just read a Stephen Kinglan about kids the institute.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: Actually a great book. How long is that kid, It's
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: like five hundred pages. I'm going to take you to read.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: He's a reader.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: A couple of weeks I read now instead of putting
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: my eyes on a screen before before night. No thanks,
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: I'll put in a book.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: And now the bags on your eyes have completely gone away.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: I don't think that's true.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: They're worse than ever.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: You have such bad bags on your eyes all of
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: a sudden, not sleeping.
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: All of a sudden. I feel like I always kind
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: of have. They're getting bad though, really I haven't too.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: I've been feels like you've been having like night terrors.
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: Maybe it's the lighting. No, it's it's you.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, look a pull up the Jesus picture. Yeah,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: well it looks like a fresco painting from a Spanish painter,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: from the fisure.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: I mean I have been waking up earlier. Maybe that
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: is something.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: You've been drinking a lot, You've been on the bottle.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. It's all the
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: drunk right now, drunk right now, brother, he is high
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: as hell. Tico Texas and him face to blood earlier.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know we were supposed to be in here recording.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: How long do we wait do you think for them
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: to smoke? Thirty forty minutes. You guys must have just
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: been having the time of your life. Outside me and Tyler,
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: it was just dying. I just want to go home
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: and see my kids.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: She said, am I never owned son of a boy.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Dad?
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: She was like, I think little Suss hates me. We're yeah,
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: he does, like and we threw our.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Heads back, laughing, and we were like, he would never
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: talk to a minority woman. And it's true.
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: Whatever man, Yes, a white woman, yes, but a minority
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: woman the double whammy.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: Whatever makes you guys feel better about yourself?
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Harry, Well, name the minority women that you know.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Dozens?
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: Name, it's not thousands, name one.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: It would never you don't kiss and tell brother.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: He never out them as a minority or as a woman.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: What if they're trends? What if they're born? Man?
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: What if that?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: What if you ever think of fucking that?
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: What about fucking that?
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: Dude?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: By the time, I don't know what we're gonna do
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: next week after this, because by the time next time
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: we record, I'm gonna have been on that fucking island
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: when I might die on there.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: We were flying like a tiny ass plane. We gotta
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: figure out some kind of plane. Second Granada, Uh, CRJ
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: nine hundred. Probably that's not a tiny plane, brother, it's
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: a sturdy beast.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: You walking me right into that one light my ass? Yeah?
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: She flies smooth, does she? She flies smooth for her size.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I'll say that the video of the one I saw
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: like everyone's holding on to a strap, and it's definitely
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: not a CRJ nine hundred.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: I've actually been on one of those with you.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: When were we on a CRJ.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: A CRJ nine hundred is just one of the It's
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: like a delta, you know, one of you on the fence,
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: like delta connection.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Did you see those those planes that collided at the
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: air show? Yeah?
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: That was fun? What No, it was crazy.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: It was super fucked sas you probably thought that video
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: was hilarious, Like, Yo, chick, wasn't.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: You the one that was making like mass shooting jokes
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: on the act today?
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Mass shooting?
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: I don't think so.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do what you had them cut it? What
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: you had them cut the tapes?
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: What mass shootings? What are you even talking at church?
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: We're talking about churches? What about it?
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: You threw in a couple.
• 43:20
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I said that it's way better to not shoot up
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: a church. The coolest thing you can do is have
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: a gun and all good shooting. Hey, it's all good,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: it's all good. I'm just busting chop. You need to
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: explain the joke, do you know? If you didn't get it,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: that's fine, dude, I can hold your hand. I'm just
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: busting Come on the journey. I could take you on it.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: Brother. Hey man, hey man, if you're going to dish
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: it out, just let me know if you could take
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: it or not before I start dishing back. Because when
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: I start dishing back, I'm coming with everything I've got.
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: Sass.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: You're about to roast battle me. Don't roast me, sassy.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: I need to be protected. Yeah.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: No, I that was fucked though. That was crazy.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: The crash.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like an air It was at an
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: air show and it was like one of the planes
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: was like I don't really know what happened. It just
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: it didn't look like they were gonna hit each.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Other at all, though it did to me it looks
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: I thought it looked like the plane on top was
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: way above. Maybe that was in Dallas.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Was badly fucked tragic news. Hey, what's going on there?
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Pal?
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: We saw you the hockey game market.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: I know you guys.
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me,
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: big dude.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Pink Whitney. That's what I caught.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: See you, fellas, I invented the thing you pigeoned Pink
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Whitney for legendary moments.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Do you see any tragedies lately?
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: I feel like I did recently here side for those
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: fucking bags under your eyes.
• 44:36
  Speaker 11: Seriously, I saw Dak Prescott type andrey at a high
• 44:40
  Speaker 11: school football field.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, disgusting thing of everything.
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: I don't know if I call out a tragedy though,
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: I mean multi big kid.
• 44:46
  Speaker 11: Was on the fifty yard lines screaming like the crowd
• 44:49
  Speaker 11: was silent, and everybody sprinted away from him.
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: That's tragic at.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Least like their parents and stuff.
• 44:56
  Speaker 8: Damn it was.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: They were just like, he's gotta figure this out himself, like,
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: we're not deal with this ship it was.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: He had the army crawl to the hospital. Yeah, dude,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: anytime they sprint away from an injury, you know that
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: shi it's bad.
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what was going the other way? Dude? Like I
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: almost passed out bad.
• 45:12
  Speaker 11: I don't know, dude, Like we got my front coach
• 45:14
  Speaker 11: in high school football, so week once it was game
• 45:17
  Speaker 11: and uh like the first court this dude as like
• 45:21
  Speaker 11: an ambulance called whole you saw this in person.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: In person, like we showed up.
• 45:25
  Speaker 11: It was the only time I was to like my
• 45:26
  Speaker 11: friend's game, like all right, the last game, I'm gonna
• 45:27
  Speaker 11: go support you and stuff and uh yeah, like third
• 45:31
  Speaker 11: play of the game or whatever, like the kid is
• 45:33
  Speaker 11: screaming in vain, like.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Uh, blood curdling.
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was how long ago over the weekend if
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: you went to Lawren's I used to make you, well
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: what he was describing maybe a little un comfortable.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Literally, y'all. In more detail, I.
• 45:46
  Speaker 11: Almost passed out to so I got I had to
• 45:47
  Speaker 11: like take off my jacket. I was like, I'm like, dude,
• 45:49
  Speaker 11: I'm worse than this kid, right and you show it? Yeah,
• 45:52
  Speaker 11: Like everybody ran away and I had a clear vision from.
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: Like the fence.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: That was part of how how vivid do you remember
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: the pitch of the screen forever remember?
• 46:03
  Speaker 11: Because I turned around and then like you could kind
• 46:05
  Speaker 11: of hear the more of the crowd would like see
• 46:07
  Speaker 11: the injury. They play the game still after that, Yeah,
• 46:11
  Speaker 11: it was like I don't know why the fuck I left.
• 46:12
  Speaker 11: I was like I'm not seeing another fuck.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, how old were the kids high school?
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah? If you went to Lawrence High School.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: And you know the kid, like, oh ship, it was
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: high school when the kids were running away from the kid, yeah,
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: oh sprint, Bro, what.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Do they think he was gonna do? The broken bone
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: was gonna.
• 46:30
  Speaker 11: It's going around because it was that literally like it
• 46:32
  Speaker 11: was almost facing backwards, like his whole ankle was like
• 46:36
  Speaker 11: if this is your foot on this way, and like
• 46:39
  Speaker 11: it just normally was disgusting.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: It's a simple pop back in. I don't think it is, bro.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: It happened to my dad rubbed any dirt and my
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: dad's entired on like leg flipped around you.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and surgery.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: He was playing. It was actually like a family gathering.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: He was playing like catch with my uncle and he
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: has like bad knees and he like and he did
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: it in his whole knee like twisted is the uncle
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: loves the couch? No different uncle makes sense?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: How many uncles do you have? Dude, too, you grew
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: up in a fucking fasculine environment.
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: Now I have three uncles, and I have like ten aunts,
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: have a single lady aunts in here, I say aunt
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: as well. Yeah, it's disgusting the way he says aunts. Dude, Okay,
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: can you or can you take it?
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I just took it.
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: You're only people from Connecticut then, I guess maybe Massachusetts
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: that's say aunts.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: It's spelled Yeah, how you spell it?
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I say restaurant. You definitely don't spell it aunt restaurant.
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: I mean sometimes you pronounce this is how they're spelled.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're dumb, no, you say, if you're from
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: fucking Queens or wherever the fuck you're from, I'm.
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: Just a block away from Queen's nice terry.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: You are pretty close to Queen's.
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: Nassau County six hundred and thirty.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Two thousand dollars for your parents house. Yeah, no it is.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: Well they bought it for white loss, right, that's what
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: it is right now on Zillow. That would be pretty nice.
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: No it is. Yeah, no, I know.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: But so you're saying you're going to inherit that someday
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: you're as an.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: Old land really yeah, plot of land and as.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: An only child, that's pretty valuable. Yeah, you should knock
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: it down. And build bigger, don't.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: You sell the land? Throw like a Walmart on top
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: of that or something.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Or throw a rager.
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: They had just one big party. Yeah, like around a
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: party a party space.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, like party city or what about like no, no.
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: No, like a like a party space venue. Yeah, like
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: party city. Host weddings.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: Is it that nice of a house or no?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: No, residential weddings, Like you couldn't have a Walmart.
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: My backyard is smaller than this room.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: A six hundred and thirty thousand dollars house in New York.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you have a backyard in New York,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: it's kind of a lot in nasty nice. He's about
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: three hours from the city, like forty minutes as far
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: as from the city, He's like, out on my that's
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: not true.
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: Far can get out there.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: I know you're far because because you gotta like there's
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: a lot of traffic to get to the city.
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: There's a decent amount of l A R R L
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: R R. Yeah, that's what i'd say.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, back when you get to see Mom and pop
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: worst Thanksgiving for you.
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: I'm flying out to Florida.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Actually, oh yeah you were saying that, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: who's going to be there.
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: My mom and dad are down there right now.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, is it the same family members that went to
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Vegas last year?
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: Yes? I knew it. Basically it was this year, not
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: last year. Imes crawling, Well, no, yeah, times crawling. I
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: thought it was last year. Then time is and it
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: was this year that time flies. Yes, are you guys
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: with me right now?
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: It means that it was a let. That means that
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: he thought it was it was more recent than.
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: It was, which no, he thought it was longer ago
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: than it was. No, time flies, time flies would be
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: if it was last year and you were like, oh
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: that was you're.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Implying the time fly that that is fast, that time
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: flies fast. I just mean that it's fucking time slowly
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: had it wrong? No, I don't. You don't.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: You don't get to you don't get to make accusations
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: It wasn't an accusation, brother, not my show. So it's you,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: your mom, your dad, your aunt, your.
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: Uncle, grandma, cousins which which cousins? Three girl cousins totally ship.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I can come.
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: Devin won't be there the bills running back, but his family,
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: his cousin will be there I'm related to them.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he's going to be in Massachusetts planing against
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: the goddamn Patriots. Yeah, I'll hate when my boys have
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: to collide like that.
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: I'll have to send him a card or something.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: Hey, when my boys fight.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna be devastating when the boys fight.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Damn, I don't know who I'm I'm not gonna be
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: able to root for anyone. No money line bets. Why
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: Bill's Patriots. Those are my two, those are one of
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: my three teams. Just do player props, then I know
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: I will just a bunch of player props.
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: Singletary anytime touched Mac.
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: Jones over one hundred?
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: No, under roast, dumb ass, you're not a Patriots fan.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Come on, give that ship up. I mean you got it.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: You got a root for the home team, but your
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: dad definitely rooted for you.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Gotta know your backwards knees dad, That fucking the Patriots.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: Dad's got good. My dad's got good knees.
• 51:35
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Now he does half replacement. You got a replacement?
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: No, he just got surgery.
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: What was the surgery? I don't remember.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Put them forward, Yeah, he had to twist it back around.
• 51:47
  Speaker 9: Damn.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: That must have been horrific to watch. I don't remember it, damn.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: So you don't remember the sound your dad made, but
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: remember a strange ground.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: My dad doesn't like make sounds like that. He would
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: definitely just be like and they's like, all right, I
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: got to go to the hospital.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: So he's a man.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, man's man. Damn they go, how do you come
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: out like this? Exactly?
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you must have been too soft, soft hands, been
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: coming money, been too busy counting money?
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Hey you have so you got that Tommy race? Yeah,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: who do you think has made more this year? Tommy
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: off reality shows or Sas off stand up?
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: Definitely Sas.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know, probably not, probably not.
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: How many reality shows?
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: How much one?
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: Like two dollars three thousand dollars on reality shows, not
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: even after time. That's like a weekend for sess.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: That's what they're paying me tonight to go to the stand.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: That's twenty minutes in Rochester.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Well they're paying me. They pay me thirty k just
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: to show up. Thirty k and fucking Utica goes a
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: long way too. Yeah, thirty k Andy K and brid
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: buy the whole town, just buying real estate, and every
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: town you go to setting up an Airbnb.
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: All you got to do is hire a property manager.
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: Managed that simple.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Let me get you in touch with my business manager. Dude,
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: he'd love you, he would.
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: He was trying to manage a field day.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: He was really trying to manage Tommy.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: You have a real business manager right now. You have
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: a manager of some sort.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: I don't have a business manager. Like a guy that
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: like handles my financial investment guy.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: You're talking about an investment guy.
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: You don't have an investment guy.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Now, I see you. Yeah, his name is Merrill Lynch.
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: No, his name is Dave Portnoy. Every buy is on
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: Davy day Trader.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: You just follow.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: I'd love to meet him sometimes.
• 53:38
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• 53:54
  Speaker 4: He's definitely tight.
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: How much would you have to be paid to do?
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: To do forty five minutes of stand up to an
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: audience of one of Dave Bortnoy.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Like a thousand dollars, that's it.
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we can easily make that out.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't give a what would I would I care
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: about that.
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: I don't know. It seems incredible.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Even if he saw me in an audience of like
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: a thousand people, he'd probably be like.
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, But I think that the awkwardness of the
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: one really uh enhances that.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: Now the acts the act, I would just yeah, I
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: would just do my material.
• 54:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess you do. I guess it's different.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: He also doesn't have the same level of hero worship
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: as you do for Dave.
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: That's true. Hates stool.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: No, like a father. You see him as a peer
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: in sad season like a or a Tommy sees him
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: like he's a grandfather. Yeah, no, I don't seem like
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: a grandfather.
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: Seem like a father if he appears with your father.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Now, I think you see Dave as an equal. You're
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: both co workers for Penn.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: Right, That's how it's not even close. Why not I
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: look at Dave and I say, I would take a
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: goddamn bullet for you.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Of course, But that's any coworker. You'd take a bullet
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: for Frank Doug's Glennie, Yeah, Brandon Mint, Yeah, ev any
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: of your coworkers.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: You're a real piece of shit, dude.
• 55:25
  Speaker 8: You know that?
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: How you know that?
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: How once you stayed? At? What time? Palla?
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: What time are we because I've I gotta get out
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: of here.
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: We gotta go like fifteen fifty. We're probably gonna have
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: like four or five times flying.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: No, it's crawl crawling, Tommy. We both are miserable being
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: in this room with you.
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: Come on, I was supposed to be home doing the
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: laundry tonight.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: I have to go do laundry too.
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: You get it from a fucking laundry mat. I was
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: gonna do it.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: Try in a fucking mansion apartment with built in laundry.
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: It's downstairs, and my elevator was broken the other day.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: One of your eight elevators, two elevators and one of them.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Is crazy that you guys.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: Only have two elevators for that apartment.
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, one was down the other day.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Hasn't it been down?
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: Actually, Spider, just app we have a great villain. So
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: our regional general manager is going to be of our
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: apartment building? Is he like he started a year and
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: a half ago. Our our elevator shut down last July
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: twenty twenty one. We have two elevators, are like one's
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: gonna be under construction for twenty three weeks, the other
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: one for twenty three weeks. Should have been back in May,
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: still not back in November. And Spider this guy, this
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: is the guy in the email where it's like, hey,
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: we're having a movie night in the courtyard, best blank.
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: Spider has been emailing guy, what best what like, best
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: wishes like and then the name I just don't say
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: his name. Spider's been emailing this guy for months, calling
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: the scumbag. He's been like, you're a fucking scumbag. You
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: said this elevator was going to be ready in May.
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: It's still not like hypothetical. What if there's a medical
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: emergency on the twenty or floor and like nothing's there.
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: And he's just been he's just been hammering this guy.
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: And he somehow realized that he has the guy's phone number.
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: He found it in like an old email, so he
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: started texting him Sunday and was like, Hey, it's your
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: old friend Dan from you know, this apartment building. And
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: they had it out on the phone yesterday, Like Spider
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: was screaming at him on the phone, and the other
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: guy was just kind of laughing at him. And I'm
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: starting to respect him as a villain. He's a great villain.
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: He was just like, I'm trying my best. What do
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: you want me to do? He's not trying his best, though,
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: He just like he laughed at him. And then we
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: found out that he's related to some kid we know
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: that goes to Florid. Him and that's his name, twist.
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: I'm not saying.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Say his name. I'm not saying say his name. To
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: say his name Todd?
• 57:42
  Speaker 11: What what?
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: What nationality is it?
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: And with a witch no Irish? Probably Todo.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know Callahan, Todd Callahan, Todd.
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: Callahan, similar vein, similar vein to Callahan, Oh cough coughlin.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: No, yeah, I was definitely a weirdly.
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: Similar vein, same letter, not the same letter, the similar vein.
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: I don't think you're Todd Todd. Todd didn't get it, Todd,
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: what did you say? McDonald's holy ship? Wow?
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: I know, Todd, no way, So Todd McDonald's my uncle
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: actually is like that was all.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: That was a lie.
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: That whole naming thing was a lie. It's not Todd
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: McDonald's not even Todd.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: Holy fuck, what the.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: This is?
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: Guys are so say getting away?
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: But that was like that dude, Yeah, like it's the
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: mentalist over here.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah that was impressive as fuck.
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Didn't someone actually die in your building though?
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Killed themselves?
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, take long to get.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: Tommy literally killed himself though. Uh yeah, dude.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: I didn't like that at all. And you just like
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: had his like standing where.
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: He died like that at least like twelve yards away.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: You're like, yeah, someone killed himself here actually, like yesterday,
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: it was like a week, Bri.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: I don't like that one bit. Yeah, you did love that.
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: People have probably killed them killed themselves in their building too.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: No, we actually have a very good thing going in
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: my building. We all keep in touch with each other,
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: check in on each other mental health, very tight knit up.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: Make sure we all take taking our anti depressants group
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: chat called the pulse check.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, vibe check. How is everybody just heard a bang
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: from upstairs?
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Everything?
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, that wasn't so when firearm wasn't he That wasn't
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: a chair toppling over and a beam getting pulled on
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: by a rope?
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: Was it? My neighbors kill themselves. That's the thing we
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: got going on.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Bang Tommy, all right, uh, well have you ever suffered
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: lost before?
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: Tommy? Yeah?
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Well hope you guys all have a
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: great Thanksgiving. Make sure you eat a bunch of turkey
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: and stay away from the stuffing this year for the
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: guys over at the stool.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, serious, all right.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: We'll see you guys next week and be thankful. Okay,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: we'll see you guys next week. All right, bye, Well.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: Great stuff. I have to scratch all that. The triangle.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: This is just like the triangle, the Triangle Office