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#474 We Don't HAHA the Same with Jack Jr · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: Running the boards.
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  Speaker 2: Well, actually, just give it up from my great co
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  Speaker 2: host x to the not here g on time. We
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  Speaker 2: should have told him Sam Tripley was here, Bro, he
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  Speaker 2: would have been here extra early.
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  Speaker 1: Bro. I even texted him that.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't even have nothing to say when I texted
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  Speaker 2: him back. Like when I texted him, I was like, hey, bro,
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  Speaker 2: I bet if Sam was here, you'd be here. He
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  Speaker 2: just hit the thumbs up, like yeah, bro, touche, like
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  Speaker 2: the corner. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right here, but so
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  Speaker 2: the boards as usual as the one and only morning
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  Speaker 1: Salute to you, Ray, thank you for holding it down, Yo, y'oll.
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  Speaker 3: Good evening, and now let's.
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  Speaker 2: Make sure you hit that round of applause. But make
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  Speaker 2: sure we welcome back. I've known this dude for a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Dude has always been grinding it out. I've heard them
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  Speaker 2: through countless episodes on the What's Up Food Podcast?
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  Speaker 1: You're like one of those, dude. You're like you're kind
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  Speaker 1: of like a different poly shore food.
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  Speaker 2: You grew up in the comedy ship like in your
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  Speaker 2: family dog, but like you know what I mean, Like
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  Speaker 2: you're hell a younger. So let's give it up for
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  Speaker 2: Jack Junior, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the Mexican Armenian poly short.
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  Speaker 2: I always thought you were a Rasa food. I am
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  Speaker 2: fucking Mexico City. But but yeah, like no, I look
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  Speaker 2: look at me. But then again, like like Arab foods
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  Speaker 2: are like foods that are Middle Eastern, like you kind
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  Speaker 2: of have like similar like like beard hairs, like I
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  Speaker 2: get confused for Indians and.
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  Speaker 1: The Armenian Foods owned the business, and the Mexicans worried.
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  Speaker 2: At least at least we don't get left out, bro,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, Like there's certain businesses that
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  Speaker 2: be like sorry, black owned, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, damn food Like.
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  Speaker 2: Plus yeah, bro, like just stay up, bro, Like can't
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  Speaker 2: come in here and cook for y'all. Man, Hey dude,
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  Speaker 2: So I mean you're one of those You're one of
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  Speaker 2: those guys that even Okay, so everybody who's been around
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  Speaker 2: or has been a fan of comedy or even been
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  Speaker 2: in comedy for the last ten years has seen a
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  Speaker 2: drastic shift.
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  Speaker 1: In like the comedy the comedy world. Like there was that.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously pre COVID, there was a certain thing that was
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  Speaker 2: going on in the clubs where like you would see
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  Speaker 2: hitters that are out here killing the world wide now,
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  Speaker 2: but we we had access to them. And that was
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  Speaker 2: when I first got to meet you, like around that area,
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  Speaker 2: like you'd be doing different clubs and it's been yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and it's been hell of years bro, since I've met you.
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  Speaker 2: And at that time, you were you're grinding it out store, store, store,
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  Speaker 2: going here, going here, going club, club, club. Then COVID happened,
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  Speaker 2: and then you still grinding after that, Like you're one
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  Speaker 2: of those dudes that like not like you're really like
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  Speaker 2: the definition of like, hey.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, you got to grind it out.
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  Speaker 2: You're paying your dudes to have that that shit Joey
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  Speaker 2: Diaz talks about where he's like, hey, Coxxuckers, ten years
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  Speaker 2: is what I got on you, and like, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean, it shows when I go up there, Bro,
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  Speaker 2: how many years have you been in this?
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  Speaker 1: Fifteen years? Damn?
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  Speaker 2: That's We're gonna have a Eric CONDRICKI signena.
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  Speaker 4: That you'ly gonna be sixteen years for next year, So
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna yeah, Eric, Yeah, he should so funny.
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  Speaker 1: He would be the for a dude.
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  Speaker 2: I think that would be that would be comical if
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  Speaker 2: comics started doing that, because Eric eric Andre is like
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  Speaker 2: one of those dudes who's been loaned for throwing his
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  Speaker 2: outlandish parties. Yeah, but if like foods are celebrating time marks,
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  Speaker 2: I look like him, No, you got more hair than
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  Speaker 2: that food. Yeah, and that for like he could that's never.
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  Speaker 1: Been harassed by the cops, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, but I.
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  Speaker 2: Feel like if comics started doing something like, hey man,
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  Speaker 2: this marks my thirtieth year.
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  Speaker 1: This marks my fifteen year.
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  Speaker 2: Like, if you get to fifteen solid comedy, you deserve
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  Speaker 2: to have a comic signana.
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  Speaker 1: I think that should be a thing.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm actually going to shoot my special next year
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  Speaker 4: at the Alex Theater in Glendelle, California. Already rented it out.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't made the official announcement. I'll make that here.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. What's the date again?
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  Speaker 4: May seventeenth, May seventeen, twenty twenty five, Glendale, California to
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  Speaker 4: Alex Theater.
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  Speaker 2: The fact that it's in Glendeale, I just picture like
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  Speaker 2: the most Middle Eastern marble floors out on this venue.
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  Speaker 4: Like it's gonna be arm x Bro. So it's Army
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  Speaker 4: and Mexican coming together. It's gonna have We're have Mariachi's, Bro,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have Mariachis and I'm gonna have like an
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  Speaker 4: army and singer. I'm gonna have both cultures to be
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  Speaker 4: the most beautiful woman will be there.
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  Speaker 1: There's given me. You know, there's gonna be a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of Armenion cars Porsches, and it'sn't me. It's gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: good event, Bro, there's gonna be this. They're gonna the
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  Speaker 1: valet service is gonna know what's up? Bro? All the
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  Speaker 1: white nice cars in the front, all the workers party,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm inviting my drug dealers to dude.
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  Speaker 2: Man, congratulations on that though, Bro, fifteen is that your
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  Speaker 2: first one specially?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So fifteen years in the game and this is
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  Speaker 2: your first special, bro, So like you're beyond season to this.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, man, I already have. I got about three
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  Speaker 4: hours already ready to go. I just been I've been
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  Speaker 4: holding on to it for so long. A lot of
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  Speaker 4: comics put out these specials right away and uh, you know,
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  Speaker 4: and they fail. You know, I was I just wanted
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  Speaker 4: to make sure that the special, the first one, is
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  Speaker 4: gonna be dope.
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  Speaker 2: And uh yeah, are you like nervous at all considering
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  Speaker 2: that you've had such a long time to really kind.
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  Speaker 1: Of work at your craft?
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  Speaker 3: Bro?
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm I'm not nervous. I'm more like kind of like,
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  Speaker 4: what jokes am I going to take it for the
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  Speaker 4: first special? You know, that's so much material. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know what to put.
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  Speaker 2: Is it new stuff though? Because I mean there's not
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  Speaker 2: for nothing? Bro, Like, Yeah, I don't think I've been
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  Speaker 2: to enough of your shows to kind of be like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, for we acteen a.
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  Speaker 4: Repeated joke, but I know I don't repeat. Uh So
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  Speaker 4: for Netflix of the joke, I did three theaters. I
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  Speaker 4: did three different hours on each show.
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  Speaker 2: Damn, that's hard, Bro. It hit that applause button, Bro,
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  Speaker 2: That right there is hard, bro. Three different hours for
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  Speaker 2: three different sets.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 2: I mean not for nothing, like who's like Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 2: or I heard telling the same fucking jokes that they
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  Speaker 2: were telling like back in the day, And like, man,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say that I consider him in the
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  Speaker 2: same caliber of like a comic that's out here grinding
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  Speaker 2: it out in the trenches every day.
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  Speaker 1: But for you to be at like I mean, for
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  Speaker 1: you're in your own name, but for you to be
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  Speaker 1: one of.
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  Speaker 2: These fools that is still out there grinding it out
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  Speaker 2: every day and three different hours, that's not easy.
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  Speaker 1: Dog. We don't even have fifteens.
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  Speaker 5: Dog.
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  Speaker 1: I mean a lot of comics think they have fifteen.
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  Speaker 4: But it's just it's just it's I'm very blessed, Bro.
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  Speaker 4: I surround myself with funny people all the time. I'm
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  Speaker 4: always creating, I'm always writing, Like from here I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to laugh atter after that a spot tonight. So like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm just always getting up on stage, always creating. If
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  Speaker 4: you check my Instagram, I post new reels every single day.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of them are Crowward clips. But for those
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  Speaker 4: crowdard clips, I get like new, I get like a
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  Speaker 4: new topic or new joke, and I created into something special.
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  Speaker 1: So that's that's the goal.
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  Speaker 2: And when I first mentioned you didn't have kids, huh,
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  Speaker 2: well yeah I did, but I just act like I did. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because I remember we were partying during those times. Bro,
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  Speaker 2: So I was just like, but like, have you had.
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  Speaker 1: More kids since I just had two more kids. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're Mexicans for sure. On one side, I got five
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  Speaker 1: all together for you trying to catch up the stone
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  Speaker 1: Robber with a dog. No, I take care of my kids.
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  Speaker 1: You just don't.
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  Speaker 2: You just don't go make another oneever town.
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  Speaker 1: But he never sees this.
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  Speaker 2: He's like literally like the Nick Cannon, you got like
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  Speaker 2: twelve kids dog.
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  Speaker 1: He's on some DMX.
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  Speaker 2: Because every time I decided to check on his page
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  Speaker 2: from time to time, itsing like two months.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, maybe stone Rob's coming to town. Let
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  Speaker 1: me have my show. Yeah, And I seeing him like
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  Speaker 1: life new kid. He's always in you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But one thing I love about him, bro, is because
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  Speaker 4: like when when I don't even smoke weed, like like y'all, like,
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  Speaker 4: I can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just hitting he talking if I smoke.
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  Speaker 4: I'm at a drive through, I'm at chrispy Kreme, I'm
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  Speaker 4: I'm watching Netflix, I'm watching Law and Order.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just chilling. You're not driving.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not doing nothing, bro, I'm just sitting there like
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  Speaker 4: this in the ball store. Rob has sex on weed.
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  Speaker 4: I can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. Like are you are you turned on at all?
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  Speaker 1: Right now? I mean I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: So it does not it doesn't. It doesn't hit me
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  Speaker 2: like a afro D but like, yo, hey.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I want I want to eat some.
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  Speaker 2: The day like this ship gives me munchies for eating
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  Speaker 2: some pusy or something like that. Bro, then I'll be like,
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: all right, this is some some different weed. But but yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean fucking no. Weed is like you know, like
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  Speaker 2: I think to be like if you're not seasoned two
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  Speaker 2: like anything else, bro, because for me, it's just like
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  Speaker 2: a not a maintaining thing. But it's just like it
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  Speaker 2: becomes such a regular thing that I'm just like, it's
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  Speaker 2: like a cigarette to me, bro. So like when you're
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  Speaker 2: barely starting, if you hit a cigarette the first time're
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: gonna getlight hitted because you don't know how to hit
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  Speaker 2: it on stuff. So like me, Yeah, there's been times
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  Speaker 2: where like sometimes hold on, man, I don't like.
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  Speaker 1: Changed in all that. Bro. Okay, So like cigar, so further,
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  Speaker 1: that's a cigar.
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  Speaker 2: I did the Green Thumb show before and I had
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  Speaker 2: to like two monster joints that were like the size
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  Speaker 2: and thick thickness of this. No, these are these are
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  Speaker 2: my pins, my bag pants that might actually be up
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  Speaker 2: your alley that way you could take a chill, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Like I have this, I've been here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm already high, just the contact high that how I've
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  Speaker 2: been to Joe Moses who was on the guest on
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  Speaker 2: the other show. But yeah, it's it's one of those
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  Speaker 2: things where I just kind of got seasoned to it, bro.
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  Speaker 1: And I've been doing this since I was like seventeen, bro,
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  Speaker 1: And I.
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  Speaker 2: Knew that I knew that I had not that I
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  Speaker 2: had a problem, but I knew that that that.
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  Speaker 1: This ship is beyond the tolerance. But it's not a problem.
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  Speaker 1: This was like I had a problem, guys, please call
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  Speaker 1: or like that I knew that.
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  Speaker 2: I knew looking for a sponsor, Well you look for
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: like when I got so comfortable driving with it, like
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  Speaker 2: and I was literally like like it was a cigarette,
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  Speaker 2: not giving a fuck, and everybody that's right next to
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  Speaker 2: you passing.
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  Speaker 1: By is looking at you like it is that guy
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  Speaker 1: smoking weed and driving.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, all right, food, Like other people don't
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  Speaker 2: need to pay for your stupid mistakes.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: Dog.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, like it's one of those things where it's
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  Speaker 2: never affected my way of conducting myself. I do fear
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  Speaker 2: the day because I hear that happens at a certain
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: age when you get old to certain fools. One day,
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  Speaker 2: you there's fools that will smoke all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Stop. I used to smoke every day, and then one
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  Speaker 1: day they just get paranoid. And then yeah, one.
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  Speaker 2: Day you just hit some weed and then you're just like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: this should gives me paranoid.
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  Speaker 1: They can't do this. Yeah, I don't know. I'm scared
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  Speaker 1: of that day. I'm scared of that's gonna happen to me.
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  Speaker 1: It's like judgment day for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm just look like and then maybe that's
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  Speaker 2: why I've been scared to have kids too.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, because you have no kids, you know why why
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  Speaker 4: you probably do just forgot about them because you're always high.
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  Speaker 4: That's fucking fun, you guys, when you guys, if you're his,
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: if you're his kid, come out, just call in right now?
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  Speaker 1: What's the number?
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  Speaker 3: You?
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  Speaker 1: Hey?
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: That that would be some ship. I honestly wouldn't know
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: how to react to something like that. Would you know
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: how to react for a long lost kid?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean like I'd probably start crying, Like I
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  Speaker 1: would be like, oh.
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  Speaker 4: Man, I would take imagine like you had a fifteen
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  Speaker 4: year old kid like Meet.
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  Speaker 1: The Fuckers, like the yeah yeah yeah, and you start
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  Speaker 1: taking like some of the swings you.
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  Speaker 2: Try, Okay, like what would you This is like all
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  Speaker 2: like the whole room question, But what would you prefer
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  Speaker 2: if you had to choose between the long lost kid?
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  Speaker 2: Would you rather have a kid that's like five years
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  Speaker 2: old or someone that's like Meet the Focker situation like fifteen,
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  Speaker 2: Because I feel like if you skip all the little
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  Speaker 2: parts but you're still able to bother with him, like
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  Speaker 2: you could just do all the fun show with him
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  Speaker 2: at fifteen.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would want the five because if you know,
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  Speaker 4: the kid doesn't remember the first five years, man, so
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  Speaker 4: like once they're five, they start remembering. So yeah's and
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  Speaker 4: you're over the diaper stage and all that crying.
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  Speaker 2: And that's true because I didn't think about the teenager
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  Speaker 2: aspect of it, where like your teenagers are freaking out.
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  Speaker 2: But that feels like I fucking hate you, Dad.
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  Speaker 1: You were with me, You don't hate you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got five kids, two of them are my
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: wife's kids, so I took over payments, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like you know.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: He look who is? Yeah, look who it is. Let's
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  Speaker 1: step it up for this jerk right here.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: Hey, books, the guest thinks he could show up forty
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  Speaker 2: minutes because Sam didn't at him out.
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  Speaker 1: He just came from a soccer game.
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  Speaker 5: Fool anything.
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  Speaker 1: I should be thank thanks.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, fine, we're here because we had to go around
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  Speaker 6: his own schedule for him and his father daughter Pelton
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  Speaker 6: bike later tonight.
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  Speaker 1: He has to get his calories.
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  Speaker 5: I go around his day and I get ship talked.
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  Speaker 5: I was listening on the way here, and for some reason,
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  Speaker 5: it's wonderful it is. You made me drive from fucking
• 13:08
  Speaker 5: glenn Dale here.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: That's closer brother than Steven Surrane. Yeah he drove two
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: hour dog, But yeah, that's what I thought. Shut the
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: funk up.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: Bro, did I was looking for a Spirit Airlines flight
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: come here.
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: So that's but I'm actually happy you changed at the
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: time because I have a showldrun and I was in
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: the cancel, but I don't have to cancel it.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah you see there you go, dog, other people appreciate
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: my choices.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Dog, gain after this? Or what do you look like?
• 13:34
  Speaker 5: La?
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: All the l f C O the Is that a
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: real LFC scar for today? But is it a real
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: one or you got from that from the late out side?
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: No, it's a it's a supporter club, so we're part
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: of the story.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: Supporter club.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to the forty two originals. Is that
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: the section where you're sitting at Yeah, and like the
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: section outside like there's literally all these tense.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, Yeah, he's a shovel. Shout out to shovel.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: He's the medium. What's up? See and ever?
• 14:01
  Speaker 6: Meaning that you pull up to that I was there,
• 14:03
  Speaker 6: I was that, I was it was that you were
• 14:05
  Speaker 6: you in the section downstairs.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: I fucking knew that ship, bro, Like because I sit
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: in one on one right on top that was and
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: then I was like yeah, but I was like this
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: doesn't this was this like the one that doesn't look
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: like super Armenian, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, bro,
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: like he's he didn't come in there with a super
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: tight Uh what is it?
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: You know Valenciaga shirt? You know what I mean?
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: No, No, I actually walked up and I didn't have
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: any l F secrets. I about on one of those
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: about a hot dog and a scarf.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: You forgot the happy man. I mean, hey, well, how
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: old is your oldest kid? Bro? So you've dealt with
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: the teenager thing. Well, I'm dealing with right now.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: I gotta I have a nineteen year old my step
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: since nineteen eighthn and then uh, it's funny because I'm
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: always leturing my weed here and he's probably watching.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: And then my fifteen year old Tristan.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: I have a fourteen year old Dominic, and then I
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: have a three two year old and a three month old.
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: That sounds like all alpha male like energy in the house.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: How's your feet? After every ANSW tape video, just another.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: Kid every time. Every time it's like a problem with
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: the kids. I go I gotta go back on the road.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm like president and then when it
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: gets bad to.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Hey, dude, but not for nothing, bro, Like you kind
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: of want that option as a man, though, like I
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: would leave, like look for like there's just certain ship
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Like for example, I think the woman is ten times
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: more better at knowing how to make the baby shut
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: the fuck up than any man whatever whatever. Like I'm
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: not saying like, hey, food like women, okay not, but
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say like more likely. That's like that's kind
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: of like a like women are not naturally to be nurturing,
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: so I feel that I wouldn't be able to nurture
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: a fucking kid like the way a woman would.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: So like yeah, yeah, So I'm like, if you got
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: to dip out, you kind of hope you have a
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: job where it's.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Like please all next summer.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: But I think I've seen you nurture a fucking street cat.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: That's a fucking cato who can't talk back you like cat,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: you are huge cat guy. I used to have dogs.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: They died, bro, so I'm not gonna get another.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: Everyone.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know what any thinks that cats with forever
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: or something He's like, yeah, they're fucking they last longer
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: than dogs.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: I'll give you that much.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: It's funny you Joy dis likes cats. Alpha Rolls like cats. Yeah,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: I mean they're just honestly, I think they're the only
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: cats that like are like tigers, like lions.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: They're they're the They're the animal Kingdom's comedians. Bro Like,
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: cats do some stupid ass ship bro Like, they literally
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: will make you laugh.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: You cannot have one cat with just like kind of
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: just seeing like Toma Garfield.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, some of those scenarios. It's funny, but it
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: is bro like. Like I listened to Joey a lot,
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: and he he talks about it just like he it's
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: like he's dealing with roommates when he has these cats,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: and I'm just like, man, this this this is like
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: the jolly old guy you kicked.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: It with before. I've known Joy for a very long time,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: like when he started type ship.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: I mean he's we got closed when he started, but
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: like when probably from like twenty ten up until now,
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: so you knew.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: I knew Joy cos no no, no, no, no, I knew.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Him like like right after like he stopped and all that.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: He like I don't know exactly when he stopped, but
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: I knew he stopped after a certain comedian passed away,
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: and he was just like that was when I was like,
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: oh ah, you know, you know we were all you you.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Were the frigging wars bro mid This guy had it
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: took his Jesus Christ cross and he did a bump off.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Oh like you know what I remember that. He still doesn't.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: He still doesn't.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: That was just like now it was just ketamene. Yeah,
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: now it's just academy. So now now he got Jesus
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: seeing little fucking stars and ships.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: That's why you're all conspiracy out because.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: Are you into conspiracies? Come on, you have to be.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: We're in the sober I am, but I'm not.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know, like like the last conspiracy I thought
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: was uh just six six six June sixth, June sixth
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: and June six two plus four six six x six.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: I doesn't think some boutsand happened. That's I'm a TikTok.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: TikTok ruined my freaking life, bro. I just I never
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: got in. I never downloaded the app.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: It's like they just all my algorithm is my algorithm?
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: Usould be like tits ass music. Now it's like time
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: travelers and like.
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: Just so so okay, so since you go down the
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: rabbit hole, have you been down the flowers rabbit hole?
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Flower, that's been. That's been. I've been seeing that lately.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: So you're a flatter around. I don't know, but I
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: never I never seen it. I'm just from what I learned.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: See that's that that I that's the part where.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: That's how you know the Flowers are winning. When he
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: literally won't say no.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Use fokers, no, I think what what they want. What
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: he's saying is that he just wants fucking proof. It's
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: like this the same thing I keep telling you. It's like,
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: look how much military foods are they setting off on
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: the quote unquote wall to block foods from really.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Hot over it?
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Like you mean to tell me that, like Elon Musk
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: can't just launch a rocket and like oh ship, like
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: we just got to it late. And he makes it
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: to the other side quote unco goes live. He's like, look,
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: they have monsters here. You know what I mean, because
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: because that's what people people say.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: The mean, I'm like, whatever you see the internet, bro,
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: It's like it's so fake like like the aliens this
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: that blah blah blah, and then like women are freaking fake, dude.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: The ones that are freaking me out now are the
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: freaking the women videos like goes.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: It's like, I'm a woman, not just kidding. I wasn't
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: mad at what the fuck? Like you have a friend
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: like that? You ever a friend like that?
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: A friend comes on here and he says he's a boy,
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: and then you go on Instagram and then he's not
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: a boy.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: It don't go on the page. I don't know who
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: we're talking about.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Swooning Later, you're gonna make that food. Take more anxiety medicine. Dog,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: he's the girl.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know as of recently, as a as A,
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: as A bromo, as a, as A, it's it's on
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: as of recent he's I don't know, he's he's poor.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: He's put on the dress and we're kind of like, so,
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: like you.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Said, he touched boobs and all that stuff.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel like the part in like the
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: forty zero Virsion where he was like, I feel like
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: this is like the one step before you're like, I'm gay, guys,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: how many boobs?
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: How many boobs would you have to touch or see
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: in person for you to be like, all right, I'll
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: wear that dress.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: You gotta at least be having a Monoga Twilve Bro
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: like like like.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: Again, so our homie war dress. But his excuse to
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: wearing it was like there was a bunch of naked
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: chicks there.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: But mind you this, No, but mind you this. He's
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: not the he's not built like he needs to have game.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: This fools jacked. He's not a bad looking dude. So
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: it's not like even if you don't have game.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Put he put on a dress because he wanted to. Bro.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm not saying like when you see a
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: fat guy doing it and like he's looking late, I.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Pull bitches, bro, and I don't have to wear dress,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: All right, but let's say let's say that, but let's
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: say incredible.
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: But let's say let's say there was an option whatever, Yo,
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: there's a hundred females in there. Nope, because that's what
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: if you think about anyone that anyone.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: That is you know what it is, bro, Cocaine's a
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: hell of a drug because you know it, Bro, when
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: you're on cocaine, you never know I never want.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: To No, no, no, they don't finish. I know where
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: he's going. They don't finish.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Your mind is like you're not thinking right, bro. I
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: remember one time I was so fucking on one.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I was gambling DM, texting everybody and ordering food and
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: just calling the dealer at the same time foods. Like
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: You're just like, ah, whatever, mean he likes that ship?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I remember one time. Yeah, you like, he probably likes it.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: It brings out your inner but.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: You have to have some lot some.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: In Vegas food.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: I just remember dog, Like when I used to be
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: going on vendors out there food, I'd be like, all right,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: we're gonna film food e content. And then I get
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: on a sick one and I fucking order food and
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: the food will get there.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Fuck, I'm not even hungry.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: You're you're texting everybody, bro, Like, I'm like, fool, it's
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: fucking one.
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: I am.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna just be ready to just pop off.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: I used to text people here out like five six
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: and am like, what are you doing away?
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I gotta work. I have an audition. Yeah what are you?
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: What are you doing away so early?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: That's the one thing where like fools when something when
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: they take you back with that line like what are
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: you doing up?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Food?
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: That's literally like like that person got to know at
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: that moment that like, hey foo, this was a monyac
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Like between the hours of one to three am, if
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: you're texting somebody, Hey, what's up?
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Like you're you're for sure coked out, You're on a
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: seaquee dog like you you're you're I don't know, something's
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: going on? Bro sad boy hours, broad Boy Like, yeah,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: straight up sad boy hours. What have you done for
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: during sad boys sad boy hours? Like what's like the
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: not the worst, but like you're just like yeah, like
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: nothing's gonna happen, like no, K, like you tried, Like you.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Never have one of those nights where you're just like fuck, yeah,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: you know what you do?
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: You wait, you wait till Okay, Yeah, but you wait
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: till six a m. Till Ralph Ralph opens up their
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: alcohol cabinet. Yeah, hit another bottle.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: And then you're you're the one of the cleaner guys
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: that comes out comes for ask for alcohol this early?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Hi, what time is the bar open? Have you ever
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: bought alcohol that early? Food? I have?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: They judge they judged you walk in trying to come down.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Broy Hey, Jack said he's sobered three years. Bro, that's
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: like only one more year than me.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: That's why I stopped going to the comments store. You fools,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: all the all the all the fools. I would see
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: you guys. I'm like, I gotta go. Why you people? Yeah,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: There's something to be proud of him.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta go. Once you start missing teeth,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, funk this.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: He said to get it was the first one. It
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: was sad.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Did you get a new tooth? Have you seen it?
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen it. World on the street, thoughts on.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Instagram's on Instagram.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: You know, you know I saw this one thing about
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: like they have like popping verniers dog Like if you're
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: missing a gap, they have like you remember, like those
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: old Drakula teeth you used to get like little used
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: to be like a chuck cheese. Yeah, So they have
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: something like that for people that will have a big
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: ass gap, you know, and you could just pop it
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: in and it looks like you got straight out like
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: white people teeth, just like, hey, what's going on?
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: And and then you imagine like you're tak it on.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been catfish like that?
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Where like you thought you I mean, not like super drunk,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: were you're just like all right, I thought she was
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: skinnier than this.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: But like where you're just like I thought she had
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: teeth or I thought she had hair.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're picking up the girls kid road.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right down. Have you ever been caffish like that? Yeah?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: But thirty there, just close your eyes. What about you?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: EXX never use calfish. He's always lad. I always.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: Always scroll all the way down on their Instagram page
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: and I'll go to tag pictures full. I'm like a female,
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: you've never did you never DM fullscopy.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Never liked the chick quote un quote chicks pay picture
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: like and then you're just like, oh, ship, that's not
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: a chicken.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: You take the legs back, can you take the like yeah,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like you take them back
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: like I didn't know what's a heat sheet? Like I know,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: damn that dude's hot. Yeah, but I don't do drugs, guys.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you that ship that because psychedelics are like,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: we won't make you do that.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Food like rooms the best, bro. I like shrooms. He
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: never done. I gave up the shrooms rooms. I like shrooms.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: It fixed my vision, bro like I needed I needed glasses.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: And then I went to got a I vision test
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: and you need glasses. And then my friends like, yo,
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: take all these shrooms. Throom the hell out. I'm not
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: even lying. I took like I did so much shrooms
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: and then the next day I had perfect vision. This
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: sounds like three anymore?
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Like have you?
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: I mean, I believe you, but like I need anyone
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: else said it, has this happened anyone else?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Because I mean no, just someone just said just try this,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know what it did.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: It's just like that if you're blind out there? How
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: much I.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Did A lot of lottal, a lot of a lot
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: of being able to see, like I saw a demon
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: like I was. I went to I was in Las Vegas.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: I went to a nightclub. I went to Zuke at
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: the Resort World and it was pretty trippy.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: So I was gonna ask you about you having teenager kids. Yeah,
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: are any of them like little players?
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: You used to be a player?
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you got you got.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: A little maniacs in the building.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you won't only.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: Because then you got your girl telling you can't tell
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: the players. You can't tell him to be players.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: You gotta respect with So my oldest Nathan, he's a George.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Don't say that a fucking Georgie.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: You know I'm saying. I was like, George never said
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: that's Georgie. What are you talking about, Georgia? Is George
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: is his son? Because he's a player. That Yeah, he's
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: a pretty he's pretty player dog. Every time I'm seeing him,
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: he spend a different chick.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, that's pretty sick. We all got
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: through that or you. I mean, I think every guy
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: goes to that. I don't want.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Well, my son Nathan, he was he never really had
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: a serios relationship. He's always go from go from, go from,
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: go from. But then just lately he's been, uh he's
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: been onto his gym life, you know, trying to be
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: a bodybuilder or whatever.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: So I thinks bigger than you is bigger than you.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Once he started working out, the I
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: got back in the gym too. Yeah, bro, Like like
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I would think, like that's some ship.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: If I were to be like a dad bro, I
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: would be to be like the one thing the one
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: day your son starts working out.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I gotta get the upper hand. I go by Stairoids
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: the same day, Like you ain't fitna funk me up?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this was doing CrossFit with Jesus. Yeah, CrossFit with
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Jesus would be a hell of a sale. Though you've
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: been rolling that forever, bro.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's going on? Did you do keade?
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: Mean before papers are weekly?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Is there a game today? Yeah? There is? Are you going?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: He's he? I mean, I'm not going on.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: The bike ride with this? Faugh you have a daughter?
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: No I don't. He's just making he's he's making fun
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: of that. But no, I don't.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: He's he's just saying that because I'm going to bike
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: riding with b real. Oh it's father's son, that's but
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: he's he was.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Your dad pretty much. Well that's that's the whole thing.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Everybody you know like legit legitiated. No, yeah, bro, you
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: don't have that. No, I do have a dad, bro,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Like I'm confused, hold on, like that you said that
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: it started out as a fucking joke and then motherfucker's like.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Like dispect like, oh that's my that's your daddy. It was.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: It was one of those things where like I used
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: it one day where I'm like, you know, to get
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: backstage because I wasn't.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I wasn't. I was like, hey, bro, my dad's performing here.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: And then every time he kept performing a certain venues,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: like certain security people would just be like, oh, should
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: your be sons? And even like I've gotten to like
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: walk on the field and like the cool thing about
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: it is that he doesn't deny it, like they'll ask
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: him me like, Yo, that's your son over there.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Just just just let it go. Yeah, how long do
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you know each other? I've been here like ten years, bro?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Ten years? Okay? Which show was that? The first one?
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: It wasn't the first time I used that was in
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: San Bernardino with the Non Center. Yeah, and ever since then,
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: even till this day, I'm sure the oldest security people
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: that worked there, the we still be like, yo, what if.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: You guys hear that first security that's not his son.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little bit too late because like now
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: it's like if you google that ship, bro, people like
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: it'll show up and common questions because people have like
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: googled it.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: So it's a it's a cool thing, bros.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't ever abuse it like, you know, like,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: I'm not ever gonna be like you got it?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Give him round the plus what's that? Butdy? I mean
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: uhout out to paper next.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Don't blame the paper, don't. It's just enough.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Always the paper fault, you know what I mean? Okay,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: you mean he doesn't have his papers.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: He doesn't have It's funny because I give you green papers.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: And he doesn't have papers. He doesn't know how to
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: handle them. That's your first cough.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Bro, sound it out, mute it exaber.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: That would be one thing, bro, like, if you get
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: your own custom papers, you should make it like green cards.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: When you finally get your papers, you should be like,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: hey man, for a really minute of time on my website,
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: I got fucking I don't know, three hundred packs of
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: papers and they're all green, like you know, the green
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: car design, and they'll have your XD on there. That'll
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: be a collector's I am dog. Yeah, Bro, that would
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: be some ship because I see I was looking at
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: this website and getting my own custom papers then and
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: then I was like, they're creating papers. Yes, that what
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: it's called the Mexican idea.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: You have one three Mexican I.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Didn't know he was.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: He told me, yeah's Mexican mom from Mexico City.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Damn if out of your fifteen years of doing comedy, dog,
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: what's like the like, what's the issue where you're just like, man, fuck,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I can't believe I had to deal with the ship
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: in my career.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm just happy that I got the
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: partying out of the way.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: When I first started, you know, like partying all the party,
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: all the party, because like back then I was broke,
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: and now that I have money, Like that's what I'm
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: my main concern is, like, bro, Like imagine if back
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: then the way we partied and we had money to
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: get more ship or this, that like I wouldn't be here,
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: you know now that.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I'm agree with him, bro.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Like sometimes bro, you think that, like when you're young,
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: you want the ship to come in and then you're
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: like questioning like why man, But then like you're asking
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: these questions when you're on.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: A bender at two am, and like, yeah, it's not
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: being ready for it. Yeah we were. We weren't mentally
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: prepared or you know, you wouldn't know how to handle
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: it type of ship. That's why he's still alive, bro,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: because he's poor.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: So I don't know if you know, but these fools
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: have a like a high and hungry food block thing.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: And I see you're like making food. Now what's the
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Homi you do with Armenian.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Body are Aura and I?
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: We do this, We do like this huge you guys
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: get down like husion.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: We do Armi and Mexican food collaboration and we make
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: different stuff. We actually made a new We actually made
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: somethody new.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Recently. We did an Armenia Mexican like Rosco's Chicken and
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Waffles Mexican. What we did at Waffle Chipotle Waffle. Did
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: you cook beforehand? Like were you like?
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: I wasn't a cook. I'm the comedy portion my friends.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: The cook's legit.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: You're like the blogger type of dude.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's that's kind of like, yeah, I'm not
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I do that with different restaurants different What is that wrote?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: The fuck?
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: It's this little meth torch Imagine I had a ladder
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: in my pocket the whole time, and I.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Just that's crazy. Bro. You know, Xavier one time smoked
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: math for free rent.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: You did three?
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Is that worth it? Though? You think that would be
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: that would be worth you smoked myth. I took for
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: three three months worth the rent? Who paid it? George
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: shut up?
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: No fucking way with two hundred people watching in the
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: live audience.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: How did George pay the rent? I lived with he
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: owns the house.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, George smoke out of like a light bulb, a
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: brand new one. So I had like it was an x.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: L version, bro, Like like I'm talking, how did it feel?
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: I just took one hit. I mean, I mean it
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: was intense, but I took his anyway after, like.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's fucking people die.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: You can't go up and down like that for lots
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: of people die. He only did it once though, I mean,
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know that all the things is one.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: They only did it once. I did her on once.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, because like I would I feel like I
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: would know, Like you still live with George?
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: No, I live with Gleno Dog. I love Glendee Dog. Yeah,
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: Helmie then is the best for the Armenia.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Don't even like you. He looks full, looks Armenian exactly.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: They think on them.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just need to beat him as it up.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: The tall makes it look like uber. Hey, he's Automania
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: uber driver. Yeah, bro, I gotta go visit you a
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: lot more that way. Can you smoked fucking met on
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: air for three months rent.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: It was a live show.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even rental. You were his roommate, like you
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: thought that you had your own spot.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: It was like a time I was super broke. Though
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: there's a reason I was living with George. Now, I'd
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: say about like fifteen racks. Nice fifteen racks.
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: Taking he said, He said, though, like you would do
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: it for fifteen racks probably now, yeah, that's still not
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: not worth than on that.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: What if it's like the super potent man? How about this?
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: You wouldn't do a bump of a bump of coke
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: for fifteen racks right now, mister sober, No, I know
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: you wouldn't you look at it?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Who'se coke?
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: Is it? It's tested? It's touted, my boy, all tested
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: in front of you.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Where were Mexican's gonna test? Okay?
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: If it's be if I'm gonta test the difference be.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Tested in front of me, or if it's that coke
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: that I stored when I quit, Like that's.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: Like, you know, why is it stored? Why do you
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: have a store case.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: And apocalypse goes down food. He would do it for
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: fifteen one.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, well fifteen racks, bro, think about it, bro, Like
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: you're just you're gonna come down. I'll just like be
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: like I'll buy me like a pack of cigarettes and
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: like a bottle of like some glen Scotia, and I'll
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: be like, take my phone away from me.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, take my phone away from me.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, take my phone away from me, and then just
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: like let me thugue it out.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: But would you wear dress? How much money for it
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: to where you wear a dress? And you you probably
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: look good at a dress, dog.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Me because your sister looks kind of like you. He
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: has a sister, so like that looks like what.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Type of dress? Like hot? Okay, okay, look.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: What type of dress? Because I think he looked good
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: in a sun dress?
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Of course, I'm back like a little fluid. That's pretty
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: weird of him to.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Say, right, Like what's a sun dressdress?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm straight a sun dress?
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Those ones at the end they're just sucking like a.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Like like the type of dress like a lame brain dresses. Yeah,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: like the type of dress like you'll see like during
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: the summer.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Bro. It's just like very like big. Okay, Yeah, I
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: don't know. I can't picture you in a dress.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's this is weird, bro, Like it would be
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: really even if I were to be like, let's just say,
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: in a whole other universe, if I were to be
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: a fucking dragon performer, it would just be a horrible fucking.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: You guys, So you can picture him, you can picture me,
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: but not him.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: We're kind of pretty looking for what the fuck? Oh,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: it's hilarious. I can do that.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: You can see it right now, you see it?
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: What did you type in for that fat chicken asunders?
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Because all three results were just fat chicks?
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Is that Amy Strumer? Like? Who is that? Bro?
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: That was you? The dream Girls? Those were nightmare girls? Yeah?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Now what would it take for you to wear one?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Like you have to get like a movie citizenship. You're
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: not a citizen.
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: I'm a dreamer, Like I'm allowed to be here, have
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: a license. I'm just not citizen. I can't vote.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I could vote. I don't want to vote.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: I'm saying people, I could vote voting, because once you vote,
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: then they make you do jury duty.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: At one time went to jury duty, and I was
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: just like, I'm racist, dude. You go yeah, like and
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: they were like, well, we'll call you back, and then
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: they never call me back. Racist, Yeah because what who
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: because it's black or didn't that specific right because it
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: says you could opt out of They're just like why
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: they call you up? And then you're just like, I
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: don't know, man, I feel a certain way about it,
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: a certain individual, you know, like if ethnicity group, and
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: then they'll be like, well, we'll have to call you back,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: and then they never call you back.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Because you can't be biased biased.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's the one way to get out of
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: drury duty, because if you just don't show up, you
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: get in trouble for it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's part of your being an American citizen.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: I would love to I'll do your dry dury any day.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Though. You want to be an americanism? Are you proud
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: to be an American? If? If? When? When? Are you're Mexican?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Right from? Okay? Yeah, that makes sense.
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: This week, just this weekend must have been hard for
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: you guys being an Americans.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Your president almost got shot, your vice.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: It's an ex president for right now. Now you're not
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: the current president yet.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: That literally it took it took because my timeline was all,
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: they're not like us, They're not like huck Tua, and
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: all that ship went away. All that ship went away
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: as soon as Trump got shot at. My whole timeline
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: is Trump Trump patriotic shot.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: He pissed right now, she's pissed.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: B Yeah, you know.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Eminem's album dropped that same day. Okay about it, let's
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: be let's be fucking real. Though I've heard so many
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: mixed reviews about that album. I heard that it was
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: just like it wasn't it.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't heard I've been watching Trump remix videos. Yeah,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: like I've heard a few. I heard a few songs
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: from it.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I thought it was pretty cool, Like I thought it
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: wasn't you know, it's like old sim shady. But I
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: mean I saw what's not gonna think it's like, oh,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: it's worse, like I think like his big Rubin albums
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: were worse than that.
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: But here's the thing is, I don't think you listen
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: to it the way he wanted you to listen to it.
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: He literally says it's chronologically Yeah, he literally says you
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: got to listen to it from first of all start.
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: If that's how you want to appreciate my I think,
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: I mean, you don't have to. That's not how you
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: make a good album, but that's how he wants you
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: to experience.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: I mean to be honest, bro, Like I was a
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: big Eminem fan in two thousand was a two thousand one.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with was super Eminem fan, right.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: But like I said, like, I want to remember him
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: like that this new album, he's old, bro, Like you
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: know he's old, Like he's got kids that they're old,
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Like we're anny older, like we don't want to like
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: do you want to see Michael Jordan play right now?
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Two different things, But I I don't.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Think it's that. I don't think it's the fact that
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: he's old. I think it's more of the.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Like he was cool when we were twelve. Bro, Yeah,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: he's not the same. He's not the same. Guys.
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: He was just used to talk about killing his baby
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: mama and taking her to the fucking Pierre and jumping
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: off with the kid in the That's what I'm saying.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: That's eminem. Eminem is I don't like Candice Owens.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: I know he's still talking about Christopher Reeves where I'm
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: just like he's dead, Like yeah, that's so like they
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: had little food like like you know what I'm saying,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Like just the definitely I was that was on he
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: fell off the horse and ship ruined his life.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Way to bring it down, dog, Come on, we don't
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: talk about the president assassination.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: You gotta bring it, you gotta be bring up Avingham.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, hey, but I mean that he would. I mean,
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: it's a it's a cool album, but I feel like
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: the better, the better dress, the better the better move.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: I would have thought would have been like, well, why
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: doesn't he just do like, uh, the real Slim Shady
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: World tour and just goes out there and get the bag,
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean if if you want to
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: bring like cause you you know, because people still showed
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: for a Vanilla ice fucking a concert these days, so like,
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: why the fuck wouldn't you Like I'm sure that there's
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: places in the UK that have never seen an Eminem concert. Yeah,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: fucking do the Slim Shady tour. Motherfuckers that are like
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: still bumping that real.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Slim Shady song.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: You do this ship and the wife beat her dyere hair. Hey, bro,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: motherfuckers don't give a fuck.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: They would show up and show out, you get somebody
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: like Exhibit, you.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Get the you get the you get, you get the
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: chronic fucking album tour going bro, Yeah, or the up
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: and Smoke tour, Like how that should happened? If you
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: get the if you still get all those motherfuckers to
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: do it, it would still be lit. I don't want
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: to hear a new album from all these motherfuckers, Bro,
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: I just want.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: To be I want to remember them from the past,
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: you know. I don't want to hear like you know,
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: that's my personal opinion. Like I like you now, You're
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: good now, you're funny now, but I don't want to
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: see you back then when you first started.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: It's very right.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: I want to see me back then either. I have
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: my first set recorded and I remember you, Bro, I
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: remember the first time you went up.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: You were like on one of our shows, and I'm like.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Yo, Terri probably him Cook, mat him Cook and you
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: did the and you did the whole thing.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: What did he do?
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Tell us about that whole that whole first show. What
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: you remember?
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: I said, I was like, no, it was I forgot
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: it was the jokes weren't memorable, and I think all
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: it's funny.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: How they weren't.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: But yeah, he just did one of my jokes and said,
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: well he.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Went up there and did all your jokes were about coke.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I just did coke. Of course, that's all I was.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: Thinking about coke. I was.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I know when you were up there, I was like, damn,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I want to do a bump.
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Were you doing comedy like before you did that?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: A year?
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: Six months, three months nothing?
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: You were super new. I remember that three months months, George.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: But we're gonna put the homie up right now, little guess
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: guess all right, that's when he used to call you
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: the homieh there's our friends.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: Some are for sure.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I don't lie. I'm just saying. I'm
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: just saying that was like Louis now now. It was
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: just now was just like.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Exavier edit the shoot out, okay, you know, because you
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: know he produces the podcast.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: George, Hey, Doc, thanks for sucking any time. He didn't
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: give me what you think.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: He didn't give you.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: He didn't give you a good one though, you didn't
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: give I was so happy, like I didn't know I
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: did that. I want I wanna called Cheetos sex though,
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: and give him a real one, Dougts.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: We can't have Tommy doing corilla and Donald Trump.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: You got him off.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Hey dude, that ship's been popping like crazy, bro, Like
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: that's the kind of ship. I get so many corrillos
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: about Donald Trump getting shot, bro Corrido, what about Donald
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Trump getting shot about him about the leg?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Oh no way, like for like, is it ai or
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: somebody made it?
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: He posted on his on his on his pages. It
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: was pretty hard, Like I want a corrillo.
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: Those are tight, dongmage. They're like supposed to be like
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: a hummage.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: It's like if someone it's just it's someone Mexican rap,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: like freaking Trump. Can we get an intro like done?
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: We talked to We don't smoke the same, and we paid.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: We paid whoever. Ask the fans, ask your fans.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, put the pole, put the pole up there and
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: ask him be like what they like. We don't smoke
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: the same corrido for the intro, that would be hard.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Brocheto would probably hook it up.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: You know that Fools is doing lessons. That's pretty tight.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: I follow him on Instagram and I'm glad for him.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: He's good enough to.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: He plays sex though and ship. Yeah, that's what you
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: call it?
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Right, Hello, that's pretty That's how hard as ship to play,
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: bro like to be playing that Mexican music dog that ship,
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: That sh it's hard for those coundos.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know, no wonder those fools don't really be
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: smoking though, like a lot of those fools in Bondas
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: because they got to have some good ass lungs to
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: just do it all that ship all day.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: But thinking about thinking about Mariachi's brother, they're they're rolling
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: around with all their instruments and they got to wear
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: that freaking suit, dude, and they're on and the sun
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: usually had.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: A freaking kins.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: We hired my we hired from my sister's birthday the
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: other day and they came over and it was hot.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Bro. Now, I was like, yoh, gonna take a break,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: and are like it's just he's okay, just give me
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: a beer, Give.
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: Me a beer. Do any are any of your kids funny?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: You see them?
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Any of them doing stand up? Because I mean, there
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: wis off they're looking you up on stage like that.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I don't do it. I don't, I haven't.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: I mean my oldest thought about it was I thinking,
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: you just see all these checks come in.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: You know, he's like, I don't want to He said,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: you didn't go to college, And I'm like, you don't
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: look at the fifteen years. Yeah, you don't look at
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: the fifteen years.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: And he's like, oh the other day he's like, he's like,
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: are we rich? I go no, bitch, I'm rich, You're poor, fool,
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: I'm not.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I hope not. I hope they go to college and
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: figure it out. You know.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Comedy was kind of like a therapy for me at
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: the time. You know, I wasn't a dog place, bro,
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: and it just kind of saved my life.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: So I'm very grateful for stand up comedy. How long
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: have your parents owned the ha or since nineteen eighty
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: eight so it's like the og owners.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my parents. Yeah. It was a Mexican restaurant. We
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: started off as a Mexican restaurant and it was still
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: called the Haha. It was called Ola Amigoska, and then
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: they changed the hall like around ninety three or ninety four,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: and then they were doing karaoke and comedy.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Were you in ninety four nine nine? And at that
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: time I grew up in the club. I was like
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: living there That's why I said you lived the poly shoreline.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of like I saw, like coming up, I
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: I witnessed like Sebastian Monas, Coco, Gabrieliglesia's Skinney Gabriel.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: No, it was like you, hey, that's skinny, skinny gaybro.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: No're like.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: Who else Felipe As Barza, all these guys, Joe Coy,
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: I saw Ken Jong, all these guys.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I knew them as a kid. Bro.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: So like now that I'm performing and touring Fluff, he's
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: been taking me on the road with him.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: I've been opening for him.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: It's been on the jet yet.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: No, I haven't got the jet. I have.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've I've done a Sacramento San Diego amazing.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: I've never I've never done.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: But I saw, I mean, I saw I stand behind
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: I've seen George behind it.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: You're just looking at you, like, Bro.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: When I remember when I when I when they introduced
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: me at the Pachanga Arena, like the right before he
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: goes in this next comedian in my heart was like
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: it was probably going one.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Hundred and eighty beats.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: It was freaking going so fast, like worse than that.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: I was like that and then I did my first joke,
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: and then I honestly said, I said, wow, man, this
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: is my first arena. And then the whole arena exploded.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: And then I gave him like I'm Jack Junior. And
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: then a bunch of people followed me right after.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: And it's been, it's been.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: I got so many new followers just from the the light.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: So you have to Yeah, you have the light.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: It's like a laser, not even it's a clock down there,
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: and there's no joke Gabriel.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Gabriel told me, he's like, yo, do not run the light.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: All I care about whatever you want to go. And
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: then it was cool. Man, Gabriel watched my set, gave
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: me some he said, he said, they're great. He booked
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: me in Vegas, Sacramento, and every show I opened for him,
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: I did ten different minutes and he goes, because well
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: that was that was different from last time.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I go. Yeah, I just bring it bro new material
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: all the time. Ah.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: Since you were you grew up in the club, remember
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: the first crazy thing you saw, like like food, or
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: like the crazy thing you saw like I mean someone
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: doing a bump you're real young, or someone like something
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: that was like shocking to h I remember.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: I remember the first time I saw two dudes in
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: the bathroom, Like, what the fuck?
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I thought that.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I thought they were gay. Oh, these fools are gay,
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: But they were just probably doing drugs.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I remember that kid, I was a little kid. Yeah,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: but you know what though, you could get. I saw
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: a guy and a girl come out of a bathroom.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: That was kind of weird. Uh. I saw, like I said, drugs.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I saw.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: I saw like people smoking in the back. My mom
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: would always they come over here, come over here, but
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: people were always smoking in the back.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I thought I thought it was cigarettes, but it's probably weird.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of stuff.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: And then a comedian's fighting or joke stolen, like actually
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: fist fighting.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, it's been I've seen some crazy shit. Like
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: and what you said, what did you start? What you're
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: to start comedy? Yeah?
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Like how old were you when we started? Twenty five
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: twenty five? So from nine nine twenty four? When did
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: you start giving a fuck about it? Like when you
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: were just like I think I'm gonna try twenty four
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: twenty okay, so.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Like no, but like there was no interest or you're
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: no interest at all?
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Like fifteen you were a second maybe so I saw
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: you'd be at the club with nobody, like.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: That's not hell.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: I would totally see what it did to people bombing,
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: Like everyone was just sucking, like not no money, always hungry,
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: asking for my parents for free food because they had
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: no one, you know, Like it was just like that
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: lifestyle didn't seem like good. But now I see, like
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: because I mentioned that, I'm watching all these guys come
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: up on the way up, there's nobody at the bottom.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: So when I'm watching that, like, there's no like, I
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: don't want to do that. But now looking back, I
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: see all those guys that really put the work in,
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: like you see you see Joe Cooy, Gabriel Sebastian, and
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: I saw them doing clubs back then like ten minute spots,
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: and now they're doing arenas. So it's like now I'm like,
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: oh my god, totally like you know, I totally want
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: to I want that now.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: I never had no interest doing stand up comedy, bro,
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: It's all it was all by accident.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: But you said it was like therapy to you. What
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: was going on that made you want to do it?
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Like I got divorced my baby.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: You were married at twenty four, married twenty four, I
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: got divorced, babyom put me on child support, kidnapped my son,
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: moved away. Oh, hold on, kid Kidnapsida, no kidnapp bro, Like,
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: she literally took my son, moved up, Norse didn't tell me.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Two years, disappeared.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, you want custody?
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: She I filed, I asked, food filed the private investigator. Damn,
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to look for him and there's no court
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: order yet. So it's not kidnapping because it's a mom.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: So finally to uh, she like, I'm like depressed, Bro,
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm on a good one. I'm drinking a mean
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: fucked up and then I'm I'm like thinking dark thoughts.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Bro, I'm in a bad I'm in a bad zone.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: So I go to my dad.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: I go like, hey, I want to move back home,
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: and I want to I want therapy.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking like suicidal thoughts. And then my dad goes, you.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Know how expensive therapy is. He goes, come to the
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: club and do an open mic, and that's.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: How it all started.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: That saved you a lot of money, That.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Saved my life. Does he hit you with like that?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: He's like, now you owe me? Type of shit. Yeah,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: look look what I did to you.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah for sure for your first set at least?
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: No what he got free line? Oh yeah, I would
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: steal food. He got like three prizes some weeks by.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but no not now he's paying me. Well, I
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: have a show June on June July thirtieth of the
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Haha Comedy Club.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: You guys want to come out? Fuck?
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I mean the congratulations on everything that you've done, bro,
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: because fifteen years bro to be to be doing in it.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: And then what was the first sign where you started
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: getting some some fruits out of your labor where you're
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: just like holy shit, like this this is actually more
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: than one hundred bucks.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, when I started opening for Jeff Garcia, like your
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: eighth he's.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Like Nickelodeon Garcia, like he.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: Was like already I think he was doing planning sheen.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: I think of the time or Okay, this is like
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: this was ten years ago, ten years ago. So yeah,
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: I opened up with Jeff Garcia and he put money
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: in my pocket and took them the road, and I learned.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: I learned a lot from Jeff.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: I learned a lot. I learned. I learned the dudes
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: and the don'ts. You know, a lot of don'ts. I
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: don't don't do that.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: But I started going on the road with other comedians
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: like Johnny Sanchez, Adam Hunter, Greg Wilson and just just learning, bro,
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: like just like a sponge of this game, a student,
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: and just learning from these.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Comics, like what did you want not to do? And
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: then and then I know where.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: I just I said, fuck it, I'm a headliner now,
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: and I started I started betting on myself. I started
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: booking myself on shows and promoting shows, and I did
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: a lot of free ticket shows and then I got
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: the audience to build.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: A fan base.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: And then that's it, man, Just just the grind never stops, bro.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: The only thing that changed was the ticket price.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: You want to be honest.
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: So I mean we we know it inter for cool man.
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: And it's so funny because like I don't know where,
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: but like slowly, like you're like, oh, ship has one
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: hundred thousand describers. And it's not like from one day
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: or not, like you said, it's slowly like you're like,
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: oh shit, and I'm like, fuck you, that's the homieyeah,
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: And I see you making content with with Arminian and I'm.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: Like, oh, dude, that collapse is gonna be working yeah,
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: yeah for him.
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: So like like you said, it's slowly by slowly, it's
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: not like one day from another. I really remember, like
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: knowing you for a while. I remember when I started watching,
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: but I remember I see twenty twenty, thirty, thirty forty,
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: and then I saw Hun.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I was like god, I was like what am I doing?
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: But I said it works out and he's like you
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: said it slowly, it's literally slowly, like literally, And one
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: thing I've I've learned this year was to enjoy these.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Little these little applaud yourself for these little ups like
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: oh I had thirty thousand followers on TikTok Y'll give
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: yourself like enjoy it, like you know, like stop brings
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: so hard on yourself because when you start doing that, bro,
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: like why are we doing this? Imagine that we're never
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: gonna get We're never gonna get happy. Do you think
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: freaking like like these King badges like fifteen million followers,
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: do you think he's like worried about that stuff.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Now he's enjoying his life. You know, you're gonna enjoy
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: these little wins, bro.
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: No, I gotta give you one day.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's right, though, hold on to be on
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: to what he was saying. He's right.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you become such a workaholic, bro, that you get
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: to stop and smell the flowers, bro, the flowers growing
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: in your garden.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: And then you used to fucking focus so much. I'm
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: wanting to see something come out of there before.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he used to be so so focused on one
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: and then you're like, oh, when I get it, when
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: I get it, And then when you have everything, imagine
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: just neglecting what the hell you've been working so hard
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: for because you're so focused on the next move. Honestly,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: what he's saying is right, bro, no matter at what
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: level of success, you're achieving something, bro, because like, an
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: accomplishment is an accomplishment to whatever.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: To if it means that much to you. Celebrated now.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: It was tight.
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: Like I was about to say, like I follow you obviously,
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: and that saw you put up your family on stage.
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: Oh yeahfro the Netflix, so and that's what I said, Like,
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: I was like, fuck. I mean some people be like, well,
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: it's not his special or whatever. I'm like, dude, dude,
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: this is your spot chance this is my Yeah, and
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: I saw you do it and I was like, fuck Jack.
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: I sold out three shows for Netflix Blosco Theater.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: It was a huge moment.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: I said, I want to bring my kids on and
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: I want them to witness fifteen years of hard work.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: This is right, you know?
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: And that was that was Actually I didn't shoot my special,
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: but I practiced my special there and we were just
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: talking about before you hear we're gonna do I'm doing
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: my special May seventeenth, twenty twenty five, Alex Theeter at Glendale.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Glendale, put it put up by your house. We're gonna
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: park You could uber me. I'm a uber people there.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: I'm a fucking parker. I'm gonna park at your house, Xavier.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: And then I'm just biking there now. But I'm not
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: for real though we should. We should definitely check that out.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Do you know when tickets are gonna go and sell
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: for that?
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: Actually? Next, Oh, I have some better news, announce something sooner.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be headlining the House of Blues at the
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Mandalay Bay.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, boo yeah, put up, put up tickets, go and
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: sell that in two weeks really pumped up about this.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: The Mandale reached out to me, my team. It's just
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: it's I'm so pumped up.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: I sold out three shows in Vegas last year at
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: a club, and I said, why don't we do a
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: bigger event. It's New Year's Eve, December thirtieth, the day
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: before New Year's Eve at the Mandala Bay House of Blues.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Tickets going sell come out, man that I'm performing. I'm
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: gonna bring some surprise droppings. It's I might.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I might try to get a singer, a rapper. Do
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: you want to have you Vandel's sons? Have you? Have you?
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: Have you performed a like? Because Mandela is like big,
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: that's casino. Yeah, but like you know, California, I.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: Open up for breaking Gabriel to cousin Pulton because okay, yeah,
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: and I've done it before, but this is cool.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: This is my show. But this is I was gonna say,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: this is like for you though.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: I mean the biggest show I've done for myself would
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: have to be probably the Belasco this year. It was
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: like a thousand people, you know, so this is gonna
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: be kind of that same kind of level.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: You cry. I cried, I really did. That's what I'm
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: talking about. Dog. I cried, bro, Like I cried before
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: and one on stage.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: I cried after just because just it's cool to sell
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: out a show.
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: But during the biggest comedy festival in the world, on
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: the same night where Kevin Hard killed, Tony Burke Crischer
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: have a show, I still sold out my own show
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: and it was just truly it was like for me,
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: you know. So I was just really happy about that.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Cried when Georgie tooke.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: I'm not going this week because of that reason.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: You He only he only cried because border Really he
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: was scared, bro, Like, shut up, don't make that face.
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: He came back cry. I didn't say cry, but I'm saying.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: Like you're you're like illegally, Like why are you talking
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: about You're not supposed to be here. They're going to
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: confine you.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: Just dramatic. I still don't like I asked he's a dreamer.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: I cried one time when I got over by dogs.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: So they had a bunch of shit in the car.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: I was freaking out.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Bro. No, they never found it. I'll tell the story.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: It's pretty crazy.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: So when we're driving Arizona, I got like an eight ball,
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: A couple of a couple of molli's and some weed, right,
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: and then uh, but but this is the thing, so
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: then I'll tell you where its hit him at the
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: very end. So we're pulling up and then we see
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: fucking dogs.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck?
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: There's trying to people in the car with type of
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: car you got me it was a rental car. It
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: was a rental car. It was me, Craig, Wayne's Marla,
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: Wayne's nephew, and Fukwan Johnson rest in peace. We're all
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: we're all driving and then Craig has no idea there's
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: drugs in the car, but because I didn't want to tell.
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: Because he's not he's.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: Not cool with the cold and stuff, so we didn't
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: want to tell me and foo no, So as soon
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: as you go your.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Son, there's a freaking dog. I what So right away
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I met him. Let up cigarettes. Just lock at the smell.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: You know, we're smoking cigarettes, and the dogs like literally
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: jump in the car.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: It was bad. Pull over. The cop goes you have
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: anything in your car? You go, no, it's a rental car.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe it's from the guy before.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: He's Then he goes, can you step up of the car?
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: They search does blah blah blah. He's like, He's like, well,
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: the dogs.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: Are telling us there's something in the car. We're gonna
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: take take your take your car apart and wanted to
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: let us know. Now you know, no, there's nothing in
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: the car, but there it is. There's a lot and
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: a lot to take me to jail. The cops take
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: everything out, bro all our suitcases. They open all the
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: suitcases they've taken. They go through the socks, they go
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: through the shoes, everything, love compartment, open the hood, they're
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: taking the hump. You already think your fun at the
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: moment where you're like, at this point, at this point,
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: I'm just chain smoking. And the guy who they're watching
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: yourself and the show cops.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: You're like, I'm a cop front the guy.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: The cop goes, why you keep smoking? You nervous?
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: I go, I'm like, it's fucking hot, I'm gonna be
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: laying for my show. I'm freaking stressed out.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: So and then uh, the cops go, we can't find anything,
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: so we apologize to have a nice day. They put
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: everything back in the car, and you know.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Where I had it.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: I had it in those I had a litter remover
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: and the cap in the litter mover in a lit mover,
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah was in there. It was there, and I think saying,
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: my life, bro, I was so scared.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: They would have got you food like you wouldn't. You
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: would have definitely got in trouble for that.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: But I saw them get the litter move out of
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: the car and they put it here, and they just
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: kept looking and I was just staring.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: I'm smoking, staring at the liner over.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh ship, I wouldn't like just stared
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: at them at the car anything.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: But but I remember when we got to freaking Arizona,
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: meaning like you know, this.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Bump is dope. It was a special bump tas way better.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: That was the freedom beat the police. That's the freedom bump, bro.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: That's like, yeah, the drugs when you get away food
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: from something like that.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: They smacked better dog. Yeah.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: Also, you know what high? When you're high and you
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: get pulled.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Over border patrol, yeah, straight up, you get like it
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: gets ruined right away.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Bro. You ever cried we got pulled over, not even
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: for your d U.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: I you can't cry, bro, the that's not man ship
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: to do.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: I just don't that. Jill full up just asking who
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: gets your no question?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: Be like, no, I don't cry crying when they're arresting you.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: The last one was when was the last time you cried?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: I cry movies chick flakes?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: Remember what movie?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: But I.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: Even the movie TikTok.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: You know tho sad like a dog a veteran meets
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: up with the stat with this ships get me.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: I don't like it.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's true. That's the last thing that when
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: you cry.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, probably sad Instagram videos where like the common sake
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: who cut the onions?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: Type of ship?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: I saw inside out too in side out? And this
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: was the kids weird However, my girlfriend isn't that every
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: other week? Isn't every week?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: I go like sometimes my lady for like special weird
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: bro adults with no I mean, you're you know with
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: no kids, that's even weirder. Go eat just Jill. My
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: friend works there. It is always in the zone. And
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: I'm also isn't that Yeah, I have a friend of
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: a chef there. Shut up?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the one because I've done food blogs at like
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: some of the restaurants there, because like it'll just hook
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: it up. And then also like just having like a
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: side reselling business like on eBay and ship It's like
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: I'll show up and he's like, hey brother, they're dropping
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: these today and I'll go scoop some ship up and
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: then just make some side money. So and I make
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: a day out of it, Like my lady likes going.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: So I can't even like this and that because if
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: he did, he's got to take everything.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: We just went, well, we just went it was it
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: cost me thirty founderd bugs damn hit me up next.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Time for I will save you on some of those tickets, please,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: like for real, you know what mad I was, Bro,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: One of my kids fell like.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: A wake up dig wake up, wake up.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: All right, but you can still act like that even
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: if you get the hookup on it and be like yeah, man,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: you see you spend it twice.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: Years crazy we spend or what? I got the Disneyland Hotel?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: Where'd you Disneyland Hotel? And then I got the Genie
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: and the fucking tickets to get in and the food
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: and drinks, and then I got all I got lit
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: a California Adventure.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was just like take the credit guard. I
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: take my own alcohol in there. Bro. That's the thing
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: they have sponsored, Bro.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Like is it good to kill though? No, you just
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: you fill it up with whatever you want. But we
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: don't have we don't have any right now where the where?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: We don't get meat right now?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: Bring liquor in here. They actually have it in my car.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: So why don't you guys.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Have liquor here? Because we usually suck it up. But
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: this is the last last episode.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: And we know something right. I'm high I have something
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Armenian cognac and that No, it's that one in the
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: bull bottle. It's like a shape, like a fucking ball
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: behind the dinosaurs. I get it. A lot of malta.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: I don't want to know.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: I don't no, no, don't get it. You got tweaker legs. Yeah,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: but Armenia and Conac gets just that's pretty good.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: It changes and then a cognac. Bro it's is that true?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you google it. I'm pretty sure. But Armie is
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: always said that they do. Armianes always say like we
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: all mediums sloped to that one, you know, like, but
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: uh in I I think so.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: I think Armians were the ones that invented the cognac.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Those food of the dealerships came up.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: We were like the first ones bro, the first ones
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: except Christianity as a no, the.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: Dutch of the sixteenth century developed the taste of the wine.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: What about bourbon, it's one of them, bro, Yeah that's true, broy.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Armenian weddings be lit.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: I went to one one time because cars want to go. Yeah,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: you're gonna get married again, nor I always crashed them.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: They don't know you just always there has an influence
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: in the goal. I was invited by the groom. I
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: mean free food.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Hey, but they're fucking balling though, like straight up bro.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Like I went one time because I used to work
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: at the car dealership business and like this the food
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: was from Iran, but like he had like other Middle
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Eastern friends. And then we got invited to one one
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: time and I was like, fuck for there's money being
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: thrown everywhere, crazy.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Like and I wasn't making it. I was like, they're
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: not even but nobody even stripping drop like five g's
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: like on.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: THEO like I'm talking about like think about it if
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: we just you're just marrying this chick fool, Like you
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: haven't even done nothing.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: You haven't even birthday, an athlete or nothing. Bro.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: Like you're literally these ones are just so happy for
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: I mean money dance, but but not.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: They just pinted up.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: They don't have they're not rich.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: They're putting quarters on you.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: These dudes are suing doing like fucking like throwing it.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Up and then they have like stripper brooms.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: You know I'm talking about like you look nothing.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: Bourbon Bourbon what Kentucky nore American, Yeah, Kentucky Bourbons Bourbon's
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: American did.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: Correct exactly what you say.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: It's so proud Kentucky, Kentucky, Kentucky.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: Like ghanas I know is south from Scotland.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Buchanan, Buchanan, I mean.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: Who buys most of it Mexicans, so we get to
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: know where we go.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: We buy a lot of ship that doesn't like have
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: to do with us, bro because none of our people
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: fucking make the ship, Like Latinos. Gotta stop fucking like
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: honestly they're there. Well number one not to stop fucking.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, like you got you gotta like literally stop
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: fucking making tequilas bro like it. It's just not gonna
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: get no more tequila if there was, Like why is
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: there not a Latino whiskey brand? Like we should focus
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: on making Latino whiskey, Latino bourbon.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Let's get that ship a shot. Bro it sounds different Bourbon,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Latino vodka. Who's having bourbon? No? No, no, but not just that.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying like there's.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: But but but Mexicans are buying the fun out of
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: bucanos and that's like that's what is it.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Dutch or Scottish? So you know if there was like
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: what if there was like a Rossa owned fucking bourbon
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: or whiskey, because Mexicans on like other Browns, we start hating. Yeah,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: fucking bitch, ass trick. I want some fucking silver dog. Yeah, no,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: that is true.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: I always wondered that that would be a crazy thing, though,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: to have like Rossa owned, because we're making our own
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: beer now, Like I see all.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: These different Mexican beer, But is it Mexican food or
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Latino food really running it? Like you know what I'm saying,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Like the micro breweries. I know some guys like followers
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: fall you'sn't even paying attention.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, well unless they're super chat but sometimes
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: we see it in there. They're just like talking ship
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: most of the time. Salutes everybody hit that focos and burritos.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like because think about it, for like all the
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: like definitely racist.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: Part of Kentucky from the Japanese foods love fucking whiskey, right,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: that's like their thing.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: So there now they have their own lane, bro, so
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: that there's there is such a thing.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: As like Japanese whiskey because they're like, fuck it, we
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: already make everything good, might as well make this good.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: And that ship's kind of valued, sometimes even more expensive
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: than American ship out here.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Someone said, the biggest Toyota factory is in Mexico.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: Did you know that it's no longer Asians making it?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: No wonder the check in tonight's been coming on.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: Laxicans are just we're just good at We're good at everything, bro,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: every like super foot like bro making kids, all.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Right, making kids.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: I researched it. There is no Latino CEO for beer, dude, like.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: See, because we're too busy making hot cheetos.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: If we're talking micro bruise and all that stuff. Yeah,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: there is, but generally like the big ones.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna start a new blog, bro, I'm finding the
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: Latino own companies sucking alcohol that way, I'm gonna get
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: alcohol for free.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Which is own.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: The pallet guy, don't supposed to be hustling. I want
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: to make an app, bro, you know uber app that's
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: imagine a little nearby. That's game you gotta do is
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: put GPS and all those carts.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: That's how would you convince that no papers and sell them.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: You sell them the cart with the built in GPS.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: That way would make it easier to like rob or
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: blast that at that part.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, like raised and Robert blast this got.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: Jewish, always got cash, always got cash Jewish. These fools
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: always got cash to robbing man, don't do it. That's
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: how I fucking hate crime.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: But but think about it, if they got cash, if
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: you're out there like jack, this.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Is this is how I saw one of them had
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: a safe in the ice machine. This is how. This
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: is how you make a million dollar company.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: With with that idea, you you.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Make you make your own cards, right, You manufactured the carts,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: so you tell these fools, You're like, hey, bro, you're
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: not gonna have to worry about getting jacked because this
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: thing has tapping a car thing built in and the
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: GPS and you sell them the cart with the license. Bro,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: You're making all the money. I think you gotta say
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: you gotta say that to one of your Minian uncles. Brother,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: They're gonna be like this great idea we should clip that.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: It's be a good clip. The joke I've been working
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: on like GPS.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Thing that would be a game change. Every now and then,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: I'm creating a lot.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Bro track that fool down put up on. You ever
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: make one at home? It's not the same, Bro, You
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: can't jack of food. It's not making money if he's
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: just taking a tap card on.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: The male guy and Lo the guy, the corn guy,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: the fruit guy. That's a lot of guys, bro guys
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: and somebody in the chat room.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: The cartel runs that ship for You think the Polatos
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: fools are getting extorted.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: You think they own those You think every fruit person
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 6: owns those fruit stands. Now you go to the you literally,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: they'll pay you our leave for these folks come, these
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 6: folks cross the border owing someone money.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: They put them to work and that's how you pay
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: off your So.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: That my favorite one is the flower one, the flower guy,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Ladies the guy, the flower guy that's a scam too.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: No, but he's the one by my house like he's
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: like he's like he's on point, because like the other
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: day I forgot my wife's birthday and the fool knocked
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: on my front door.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: They give me flowers.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, hey, but that would be some crazy that's
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: some crazy ship. You're right, you might be onto something
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: on that because the other day it was this.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Lady that got busted.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: They used to kick They used to post up in
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: Macartho Park and she's the MacArthur Park wherever the fucking
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: the fountain is at right, and uh, she got busted.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: You know how they sell all these little weird ship
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: right there, like just resell soap and all that stuff.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: She had a little front. She used to just sell
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: soaping on stuff.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: And she was she was slanging math dog in the
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: mid day, like bro, you know about it now.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: I saw the pictures on the on the on the ad.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: I just got that.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: But I saw the pictures on on the on the
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: story and it was like a ganga mess. She had
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: wads of money for how do you not know a
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: lot of these pos not really out here setting ice
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: and not no ice cream, damn.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: Asking for.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Start going bar.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: And you know how they're you know how those there's
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: those those those YouTube channels that go finding predators.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, go finding dealers.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: No food, You're gonna get killed. Stupid, You're literally asking
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: to get killed.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like dealers, to catch a dealer a dealer, Yeah, hey,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: he wants the cookies.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: You unveil into crazy here, man, you veil into something.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: What are you going to do with the dealer? Yeah?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: What are we gonna do with the dealer?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: What do you do with that? I saw the text message.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you said it right here, he said a good one.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: Cops get here, come here, hurry.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: What do you have in the truck? It's opening up
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: the freezer, he opens the truck. It's the straws and mirrors.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 6: Though those channels on YouTube, Bro, they're fucking wild.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: All the catch these people.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: Like the last one I watched was this female get
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: caught at Target Walmart. Oh, they go, this guy's she's
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: a fifteen year old old and she's like you and
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: then she's like, you're trying to sex traffic and then
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 6: she's not, and then they end up, cops show up,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: she end up getting arrested.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: So the one on Instagram are those the same ones?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: They're just shorter versions of it.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: Because I I'm a dumb as it gets caught up
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: and then they say.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Those two guys are just linking the bio.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 6: I'll go linking the bio. I never go lin I'll
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 6: go watch the YouTube channel. It's forty minutes. I'm doing
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 6: it on the background. I'll be shipping ship.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: You need a job. I'm working on shipping.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: I'm at any ship. I need background music. And I
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: would like to hear fucking people like I wasn't trying
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: to do that though.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: What do you what do you do? You ship? What ship?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: What are you shipping?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: T shirts like Sam for Georgia stuff?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, say you have a store, dude, I do too,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: But I mean it's.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: Not just merchant.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 6: I just said whatever, it's just like back music. I'll
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 6: be editing shop making thumbnails, like you.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Know, I'm trying to get in the habit of not
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: doing thumbnails. Yeah, I need thumbnails.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: That's one thing that's missing for my Instagram, bro. I
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: wanted I wanted to have a uniform, like a thumbnail
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: for each clip, you know what.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: I'm that way it looks all together.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: All looks get on the page right on my pages.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: Like it's so sloppy. I noticed, like posted a video
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: estady from the Comedy Store. I did stand up on
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: the spot. That ship hit a million views on TikTok
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: and one day, and it was because it's shot right
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: and had a thumbnail.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: So I want to do that now.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: I we'll talk after Yeah, straight up, man, that ship,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: that ship for all. That ship is a job, bro.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: It's work, bro.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: It opened up a lot of a lot of lanes
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: for for all, like the younger generation and get their paper.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: I wish these jobs were around.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: When we were around.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: But you had me getting an online job when there
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: was win those ninety five Yeah, you know like those
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: ninety five. Wow, Bro, I had that ship. I had,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: I had it ready to watch porn for three seconds.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: What was the side hustle? What was the side hustle
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: you had? Like when growing up? Like we you saw
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: cell phone?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: I was a kid, Yeah, when I was work at
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: the club.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: Did you make some when I was when I was
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: a little kid, bro, My first job I worked at
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: Hot Dog on a Stick fifteen years old. Fifteen years old,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: Hot Dok Go on a Stick. Worked until sixteen. I
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: worked at Champs sold shoes and then I was horny,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: so I worked at Rampage and Charlotte Rouss and that
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: it's a it's a sister store of Charlotte rous it's
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: a woman's clothing store. And I was a guy that
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: everyone thought I was gay, but I was like any
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: help in.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: The fitting room.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: I worred that women's clothing over like fucking two years, bro.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: And then uh then I started selling cell phones in
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: the mall.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: That's how I did that. And I had this strip
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: club DJ for a long time, the whole.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, guys in the main stage, that's diamond
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: don't hell yeah, no pro called Chinah.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: So you for a lot of man, there's there's a
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: lot of fools that haven't had that. George for his
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: job on Like that's just crazy, bro, Like how many
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: years did.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: You do that? You worked the day shift obviously the
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: day at night that the thing, the day ship. You're
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: gonna be a comic at night like four like.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: Four years, bro, I was gonna the little magazine a
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: lot of foods because hey, jack Pot, you ever do
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: what did you ever do with the ship? He says,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: he's done what coke at the club, sleep with the
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: sleep with the girls.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, But Eddie says that sometimes these bitches will come
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 6: in with their tampon on, and then he's got to
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 6: click the string because these bitches want to dance.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they would. They would tell me like can
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: you can you see the string?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: That she was like this, I'm like or that she'd
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: be like hey, babe, she was babe, I'm feeling a
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: little bloated.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Can we just do red lights? No black lights or
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: this lights?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 6: And the requests because the different lights make him look different,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: like this chick, you put the bright lights.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: You want to hear the crazy ass story, bro, So
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: check this out.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna I can't even say what club it was
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: at or there's no refunds a right, all right?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Anyways, old nude?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: Can you say full nude?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Was? So?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: I used to work at the strip club as a DJ,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: and it was a little Bison one bro, and all
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: these uh guys were just perverse going to have sex
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: with the girls.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: We weren't making any money every night girls did. The
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: guys would just sit on stage and just watch the
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: girls and no money. So finally I told the girls
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: I had a meeting with them, like come over here,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: this is arm inside of me. The ar meetings like hey,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: come in come in, come in. I a little girls,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: you're gonna you're gonna tell all the guys that you're
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: gonna fuck them.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: She was, no, we're crazy.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: You're gonna tell them you're gonna fuck them. All right,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: You're gonna get his pants down when it dicks nights
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: and hard. You stick your hand out there, handing out
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: the curtain. And I come in and I raided the
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: room and we fucking rob him.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: We did that for like a year, bro. So the
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: girl will tell the guy, I'm gonna have sex with
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: the guy. I'm gonna have sex with you. So the
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: guy would go to ATM take all his fucking life
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: savings out, and then she.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Would take it. And then I was just like here
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: you go, here you go, here you go.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: But you choose, yeah, right, you're not picking it.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: It wasn't just like it, And it was always the
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: fucking asshole guys that were mean to the girls.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Those are the ones that we got. Wasn't just like, like,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: give you a nice person will come in. But it
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: was freaking it was the biggest. It was the biggest
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: scam ever.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: It was fucking crazy.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: Why did you quick? Because I mean George offered me.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: To It's a job you could get stuck in.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: I got wait because I never saw I never saw
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: the sun. I was doing drugs. I was having sex
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: for girls every night. I wasn't happy, bro. It was
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: it really it was really dark.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Money's good to the money's amazing. I was making like
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: I was making like fucking.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: Five gath a day sometimes.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was making like five g's ten g's a
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: month sometimes, dude, crazy. This is back in freaking what
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: fuck like two thousand and six seven. Yeah, damn this
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: before it was a comedian, before it was a comedian.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: Jesus, that's you're right, man, that's the job. You could
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: get stuck because the money's so good.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: He's so good, And now you gotta do is look
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: at pussy. Why would you ever leave? And then you
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: end up dating some.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 6: Chick and the date and she's like have a stripper, kid,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 6: and then you guy to break up and you're like,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 6: what fuck that bitch? She was gonna go get pussy.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 6: The pussy is just too easy for you to get that,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 6: No bitch matters. You're like, man, just fuck it.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: What did you do? Where did you work after that?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: I worked at so many clubs. Bro, I worked at
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: uh as a shrip club. Jesus no, that was at
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: the last job you had before comedy. Yeah, then became
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: a comedian. No, no, no, I went back.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: To tam Mob when I was working on cell phones,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: and I actually opened my own store. I took that
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: money I made and opened my own store. True side,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: I go open store every body, Glendale, Galloia Life store.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Do you have like you? Do you have that like
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: side of their family where all your uncles talk like that. Yeah? Man,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: my my family East Coast talks like that. Yeah. Oh,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: come in, my dad talks like that. There you go in,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: you'll think it was funny.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: Are they are they like Latinos or is it just
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: like an immigrant kind of family thing where like they
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: don't really I don't know. I feel like Latinos. You
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: could be like successful. It's fun even like fluffy level
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: and like your parents will not just they just don't
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: get it.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Uh No, my parents get it.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: My dad, My dad loves loves it right now because
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: he's getting recognized everywhere. Oh you're Jack Junior's your Jack
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: Junior's dad. Yeah, yeah, so he's liking he's getting it.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: You like picture like busually goes.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: Follow them his own dull So Jack Junr. Who is
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: Jack Senior?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: My dad Jack Seniors. He owns the Haha Comedy Club
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: in North Hollywood.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: All right, yeah, what's what's the full name?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: Jack isidor and Senior? Right on, Jack, Jack my name.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: I always thought your name was like just Jack my
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: last name, the last name, my last name.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: For what are my fucking seal prince? Of course he
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: has the last name of the last name.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't know his last name, I thought, but
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: I thought, you know what I mean, because it's Jack Junior.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: I just thought it was that was your first name.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: It is Jack's my name, So it's Jack Junior. Okay,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: all right, stop smoking?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Due. I suppose this is why kids have no kids.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: He forgot him somewhere.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: They're fucking know those missing child missing kids, and these
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: are always kids.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: We're just high on those on those cards.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's for they never find those foods.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Is that true?
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, I feel like this should
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: they should keep you, just keep you updated.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: Whenever you see one of these missing people missing people, thinks, okay.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Are you going?
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: Are you do you even care?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: There's not enough money to update that.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then he's on, are you gonna go looking
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 6: at the website for kids that got found out?
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: But then you have you know there's a website.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: But then you haven't you want to find out, you
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: can find out. Do you think you don't want the
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: text message?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: You have fools like Sammy you talking about who was like,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: it's big for taking the.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: Fucking kids and that's why all the population disappears.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 6: He's on, you know how there's like an Amber alert
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 6: for a missing kid, so he's on also wants an
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 6: Amber alert when they find it, Hey, don't worry, we
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 6: found it. Stop looking like he cares so fucking much.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 6: He never he's pissed that you get a text now
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 6: now he wants we found it text message out of here.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Because they do have them, but they never tax is
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: paid for that ship. I'm trying to fucking know it.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 6: But we found the little fucking chick or not, he's
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 6: just every alert kid never found he never got a Yeah,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 6: they honestly, bro, they probably never see That's what I'm saying.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I want to know kid because if not,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: if if we're not finding them with all the text
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: miss and ship, then put our textes somewhere else, bitch.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: The only time they find the kid is on Law
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: and Order.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 6: And now I kind of like, now I've never thought
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 6: about that, But if you're gonna text me a message
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 6: about this kid's missing, I should get a text message
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 6: of we found his little full.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: Postmates doesn't hesitate to let me know my orders there, bitch, Like, because.
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  Speaker 5: How do you know I'm not out there looking for
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: the Lord or.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Even even one more is like you're getting nor agion.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Hey we're still searching.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what if.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: There's like what if there's like food, like a fool
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: that wants to be a hero. And he was like,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: but I've been searching for years.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 6: Like let's say, God forbid, I'm chilling here and I
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 6: get a text message Jack, your son missing?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Damn?
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: Like why it's so deal, don't put that out, I said,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: God forbid, that's when you'll go, that's when you'll go
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: miss all.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: Of a sudden, But all of a sudden, I'm gonna wait,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: wait which one?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 6: But I won't say you can pick, but like, like
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 6: for real, like, let's say I get a text message
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 6: and I'm like, I'm out there looking for Jack Junior's
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 6: kid for a month next.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: You know, he was found two weeks later. Yeah, you
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: get to go, I'm there looking from because he's that's
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: the homeless kid. You know.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: I get it. I get it.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: I think we should I think he's gonna have something.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: We should get a text on the update.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't just leave like you need closure bro.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: Ther And you know food all right.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: So you said there's like a gang of foods that
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: go missing every day. How do we just pick like
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: one person like that?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: What's off?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: They can't be black?
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: Whoa?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: I didn't make those rules, those of the rules?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Does that ever? On the news we stopped Remember what Jack?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: You didn't think you have a last name. It's because
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 5: of the tank.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's still some malfunctions in there, all right. So hey,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: but seriously, though, like, how come we how come there's
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: only one person? Like is there a lottery where like
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: this person gets to save today?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: I have a statistic from the Amber Alert website. As
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: of December thirty one, twenty twenty three, twelve hundred children
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: were successfully recovered through the Amber Alert system, and one
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: hundred and eighty children were rescued because of wireless emergency alerts.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: There are eighty two amber alert plans throughout the United States.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe we don't get all of them type
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: of shit.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 6: We should still get an alert when we, like, if
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 6: you're gonna send me alert to find this what I
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 6: want to learn when we found that?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Fore, well this is how they're gonna just eventually put
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: Like are they are they putting the micro chip and
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: the kids already?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: You just want to put anything in kids? Uh no, man, pause,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: But what I'm.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Saying, either are they are they did they find that one?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Because that isn't there Because isn't there a fucking putting on?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: Isn't there a conspiracy that that that kids would get
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: this micro chip in them?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sure as a parent you can if.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: You want to. That's what I'm saying. Is that a
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: real thing?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's not the hard.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Or like they get. They pretty much get a little
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: rice green microchip.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 6: Right like your dog, your dog has one. You can
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 6: ask you you can ask your vet for a dog
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 6: for a microchip on your dog.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: I'm sure you can do it on your human. It's anything.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: The microchip is just like once you get scanned though,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: like once you get scanned, like but I'm talking about
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: like something.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get well, you know what you're right. I
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: guess you know, you just have a way of keeping
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: track with it. But I don't know. That just seems
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: like eventually it's going to become an option or something
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 6: You can a parent out there that put a GPS
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 6: tracking device on their kid and their kid has no fucking.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: Idea, dude, the fucking the Apple thing.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: No, I still know.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 6: I'm thinking like inside them, like a little check. I
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 6: guarantee there's a parent out there.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: I think backpack or something or in.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 6: The backpack too, and they don't know. But I still
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 6: think there's a wallet, what if stuff?
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: Don't say if you're thinking about it, it's.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 6: Happened out the happening dude with some kid out there
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 6: is fucking micro chip and they don't even know about it.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 6: And the Paranos exactly where they're at all times.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, you're you're spending that. I know you're sneaking out, bro.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: They have him, they have a chip on you. They
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: want you to go back to Mexico. I think wants
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: to get your papers. Are your parents here? Everyone's here,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: so like no one's back there. Uncles, Oh you have
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: somewhere to stay up. You get the boarded off?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: What about your dad?
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah he's still here, right yet he's still Here's like, wait,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: your dad's not. His dad's always sending him pictures of
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: his like the ranch with the fucking cows and like
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: and all these like fucking typical like old Mexican guy
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: poses like just next to some cactus and ship, looking
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: like some kind of cowboy and ships.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: He shows me these pictures.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: He shows me these fucking pictures, Like, check out my dad,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Like it's just like him with a super Mexican.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: Post next to like his farm and ship. His dad. No,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: it's the same.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: But you know what though, one time his dad did
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: pull up for a comedy show I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: And we met that like narticle guy.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: We met that, We met that food and definitely one
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: of the most Mexican guys I've ever met.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: You have a bu buckle? Fuck yeah, he had every
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: th bro I love.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: Oh that's your dad, bro, Dad, he's fucking number two.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: He brought out the nice fucking flannel shirt, tucked it
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: in for the savens.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I was just like, damn, no, wonder yourself.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Fucking he looks young, bro. How old is you too?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: He looks young, bro. He's like that one. The other
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: one was harder. Hold. His girlfriend is BRORI twenty five three.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: Years old and me thirty five damn, the same as
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: his oldest daughter.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: I love him. I want to be that one called
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: it called him Martin. What time is your show? I
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: gotta go in like twenty minutes the right on time. Then.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: A cowboy is an animal herder who tends cattle on
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: ranches in North America, traditionally on horseback, and often performs
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: a multitude of other ranch related stuff.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Dad. Yeah, I mean you had your dad does own
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: that part out there and ship? So? Yeah, he did
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: owned something.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: Let's Ario Stone, Adio Stone.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: Yellowstone like Amarillo, Texas texts. We will say Amaral texts.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 4: I'm like a Mario.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: Hey, if you got deported, would you cross back? Yeah? Bro,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: what did you do with there? Start? Start podcasting in Spanish?
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah? Podcast?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 5: I hit up Frank's cameo and I'll be like, all.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 6: Right, dog, I used to I used to produce George
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 6: over there at the comedy Store.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: Can I get a guest?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: We just had Richard Va? Yeah. Favorite starts Franko's cameo stories.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: Honestly, you thought about it before.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: And he's late, Yeah, what were your I said.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 5: I started hitting up all the hard comedians out there, like,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 5: you need a.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Podcast that's funny, hilarious in that you need that. You
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: need this need a podcast would let's get I have
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: a podcast, but I'm so lazy.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: But the whole editing everything, this one would convince Felippe
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: and be like, hey, you got to open up a
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: headquarters out here, let me run it.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: I actually built the studio my house, but I'd never
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 4: use it. I bought the soundboard and I hold all
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 4: that mess I bought that. I have that the minds everything.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: I just don't do it.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: My podcast, I think I did like forty two episodes
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: called Comedy Club Confessions. I just interview comics and we
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 4: talk about like stories about like uh be like uh
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: stuff that happens in the road, or like some of
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: the bad bookers or managers or stories of the comedy stores.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: The road with uh Jason Rowse Jason Ross. No, Yeah,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: he's one of those. I love him.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: He's good road stories.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: He gives you stories to tell you. You're like, oh,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 5: he's nuts.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: I knew that for sure.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 6: Like he'll spend the night like you, you'll get a
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 6: room with them, and uh, he'll turn the heater up
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 6: and suffer why to watch you wake up and he
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 6: hung over as fuck, pissed off on why it's so
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 6: hot in the road.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, he'll be sitting there like like rule
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: number one, I don't share hotel rooms with men. That
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: was gonna stab you when he sees you watch all right,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: that's all.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 6: I let him spend the night at my house for
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 6: a couple for a couple of days, and then he
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 6: leaves my house and that says, thank you for spending
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 6: thank you for letting me spend the night.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 5: Go check your toilet and there's a big old log. Then,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: oh my.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: God, that's hilarious. Thank you, that isious.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: Spend the night in my house, clop the toilet because
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: but that's his dark humor. Bro, what if you I
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: came on your sheets, that'd be different. He's like your
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: bed finally got some That ship is fucking funny.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know his fucking sense of humor.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you had to come in somehow.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: Something had to come in to you.
• 1:28:40
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• 1:28:43
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• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: thank Jack Junior for coming on in the podcast and
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: thanking and pulling up bro applause, broke.
• 1:28:52
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• 1:28:54
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  Speaker 2: We usually send the collaboration posts from the podcast that
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: will can we clip up that power that look? I
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: think that's pretty funny one yeah, well yeah, guy, if
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: you can.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: Do a collab, we're gonna collab. Yeah, so we'll do
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: then I'm gonna have I'm gonna hire XS do my
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: podcast do it. Yeah, another reason he's gonna be showing
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: up late. You here, I live far but now go
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: to steven s Ranch. Oh damn, that's fool. But you could.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: I mean we could go to my house and we
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: can like we can work it out. We could do
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: like five episodes in one day about to say, Yeah,
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: fucking that's far. That's my podcast. I only I only
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: do thirty minutes, bro, I can't do more on third
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: mass Yeah, what is it? How long we were talking for?
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: Like an hour or two hours? Almost? Shut the fuck up.
• 1:29:52
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• 1:31:32
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