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Episode 222: Kamikaze Dolphins · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do?
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am
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  I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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  old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod
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  episode. Deuce Deuce Deuce.
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  Pete Hagseth hasn't washed his hands in 10 years.
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  Disgusting. Welcome, motherfuckers.
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  Mr. Goody 2 shoes don't forget the baby I love a bitch you kind
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  of crazy Fuck me like she love me but she find me like she hate
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  me and and that shit don't phase me.
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  I fuck like I hate her but she know that she's my baby.
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  I love a bitch. You kind of crazy.
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  It's quite the accusation. No, he said that.
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  He did. Yeah, dude, he was on team
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  bragging about how he hasn't washed his hand in 10 years.
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  This is like while he was like getting vetted for secretary of
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  War defense. Yeah, he has all.
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  He doesn't wash his hands, dude. And I did hands been some
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  places, you know. I mean, you got a Mistress of
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  the mistress of the mistress of the mistress of the Mistress.
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  You know, you got them all Prego.
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  That's wild. Like that's.
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  That's mild that he's not shooting blanks, dude.
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  That's like MJ, the doctor probably told him he was.
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  He's like, Nah, that's Cap. That's Cap.
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  That's cap and I don't and I don't wear a condom.
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  It's Cap. It's Cap Todd.
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  That's Jimmy Cap. Oh.
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  Jimmy Cap Corn. You can make, but you can keep
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  taking that so much farther. That's Jimmy Cap Corn.
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  And I don't care. But he don't care.
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  He's on to the next one. On to the next.
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  He's shucking his way to the next one.
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  How are you, Sir? I'm good.
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  Jessica was telling me that I looked like a fuck boy again,
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  like. I'd somewhere the shorts now on
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  the look today for the listeners who don't watch the stream.
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  It's the button up all the way to the top with no tie and the
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  slick back it gives mad like Jake Gyllenhaal and prisoners.
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  Great movie by the way. Shout out prisoners prisoners
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  Bradley Cooper. It's got fucking everybody in
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  it. But yeah, I've you're I'm
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  getting like that. OK, I'm I could, but I was
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  telling him means it don't smoke in Spanish, which is a reference
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  to people who truck or street race.
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  So if you ever like say that to somebody, you're telling them
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  it's like basically it don't smoke bro, you're talking shit.
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  And I figured that out a long time ago.
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  I used to work with a guy who was obsessed with his truck, and
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  I'd say that to him all the time and he would get fucking pissed.
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  And I was like, that's what I was like.
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  I would say that like as a joke. I didn't know what it meant.
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  And somebody told me and I was like, oh, that's why, Because
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  this dude was obsessed with this truck.
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  It was a piece of shit, but. Well, Speaking of 19 years ago
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  today, Lean Like a Cholo was released rapper out of Oxnard
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  sitting next to mine. See even more that's what's
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  happening. Let me see your check your socks
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  full. What's your sock length full?
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  They're high. They're high to the sock,
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  they're down to the full. That's true.
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  That's true. Have you ever seen that one?
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  Like the the sock test and the dudes wearing like all the way
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  up to his thighs basically he's wearing leggings.
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  Like damn bro, like dude, he's out of control.
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  Down to the full. Like he's like raising him up.
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  I've also seen tattoos with like the sock height where it's like
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  market them. But you're doing good.
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  What's new in your world? You know, that's why I'm.
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  Asking. That's why I'm asking.
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  Playing poker. I played I I played in a
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  tournament, 68 person tournament.
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  I got 9th place last weekend but that was the only poker I played
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  like. Would you go?
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  Knocked out like 7 people and was a knockout you.
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  Shouldn't meet and we should just go to Vegas and meet in
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  Vegas and do a pod from pod from Vegas and go for a couple days.
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  That's what we need to do. I agree sooner than later.
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  Yeah, this summer I'm trying to, I'm trying to go to Vegas this
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  summer, man, just because, you know, why the fuck not?
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  And I'm like, nobody's going. I'm like perfect.
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  People are gone. People are gone.
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  Oh, yeah, You know that people are still going out there.
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  Yeah. Well, good.
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  I'm glad you're doing well and being vague.
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  But you know, you know, I, I, I love when you come in with Tales
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  from the Crypt. I do hate what's from the crypt.
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  I just, you know, I just got to keep a trail right now.
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  Is this a new leaf where you're not, where you're kind of close
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  to the vest now? Is that what's happening right
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  now? I don't.
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  Like to be close? Is my boy being close to?
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  The vest right now, Nah, OK. You heard it here first, folks.
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  Not, not close to the vest. Sorry.
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  This is never your reaction. You're like I.
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  Know, I know I. Know it's chill, fool.
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  I'm like, no, that means it's not.
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  What the fuck's? Going on, things are good Did.
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  You do anything for Cinco de Mayo?
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  I ate tacos. Is it is it big in Lai?
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  Feel like it has to be like it's just like probably cooler.
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  It's like Texas. Is it a mile on a Taco Tuesday?
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  Dude, I mean, come on. Next level It's dangerous.
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  It's. Biblical Let's separate the kids
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  from their moms at the border, you know what I'm saying?
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  I guess it's not. That's how you celebrate Taco
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  Tuesday in Cinco de Mayo. No, I actually had tacos.
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  It was good. I did think about this
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  yesterday. What's wild is we live in a
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  world where yesterday was Cinco de Mayo and somebody called ice
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  on somebody having a Cinco de Mayo celebration that happened.
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  Just think, I mean, right, mathematically that would have
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  had to have happened in the in the culture we're in.
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  Not saying that people got arrested or deported or anything
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  like that, but I feel like some racist person who hates Cinco de
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  Mayo called ice on somebody yesterday.
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  I feel like that happened. Probably.
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  Probably in Texas. Probably in Arizona too.
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  I think it's more statistically in my Arizona because it because
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  it butts up to the border. The closer you get to the border
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  some sometimes, the more racist it gets.
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  Sometimes, in most cases. Not in San Diego, bro.
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  No, no racism in San Diego. I'm saying none.
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  I'm just saying like, it's not like it's more racist.
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  You've heard it here first, San Diego.
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  Which would make sense if you had a list 50C list 50 cities
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  that would abolish racism first. San Diego would be pretty high
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  on that list, the top top 50, like, OK, yeah, Salt Lake Salt.
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  Lake City, probably second. Birmingham, AL, probably third.
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  Yeah, no. No, no, no.
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  Those areas are too black to not have races.
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  Some of them are. But, but they're not too black
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  to not have a congressperson who's.
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  True. Well, it's not in the articles
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  with that guy in Louisiana who won the county clerk's thing and
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  then they tried to vote to get rid of the job that he was
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  elected to. So he won the election and then
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  before he was sworn in, they attempted to vote.
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  Or they're in the process of getting rid of the position that
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  he got elected for so they don't have to.
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  It's some guy who was wrongfully imprisoned and he won his court
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  case and got out and then ran for public office and got and
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  won. And now the state legislature in
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  Louisiana is currently trying to get rid of his position so they
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  don't have to inaugurate him. And that's a great 1, isn't that
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  they're? Doing they're doing great things
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  in Louisiana that forcing the 10 commandments in every school.
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  You know, like taking away jobs from fucking wrongly accused
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  people. Building a city and maintaining
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  a city that needs like a 50 foot wall to hold out the ocean.
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  When I was the last time I was there, the Uber driver wouldn't
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  stop at a red light because you didn't want to get robbed.
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  Like that was type big. Facts.
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  Yeah. Safer to go through a red light
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  than to stop at 1:00. That's when you know things
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  aren't going well. Yeah, I could get a Morgan Fried
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  Chicken to go across the street, go to Harris, watch the the
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  homeless man shit in the street and get like, you know, a
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  beignet. Like, I could do all of these
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  things within like 60 feet of each other.
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  It was, I was like, man, New Orleans is better than I
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  imagined. Like what?
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  Like doing it doing it big. They're doing it big.
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  All right, we're. Good.
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  I'm glad you're doing well. I'm glad you had a good Cinco.
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  Yeah. That's true.
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  You ready for therapy questions? Yeah.
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  I updated this first one because the first one I had was a little
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  scandalous therapy question #1. You can make.
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  If you make any inedible, if you could make any inedible object
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  edible, what are you choosing? See, I thought about this, not
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  for too long, but I thought about it and the first thing,
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  what was it? What's the first thing that
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  would come to mind? That'd be a safe bet, right?
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  Because you you're going to get people that say weird shit like
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  toolbox or some goofy shit. Candles, bro, if candles could
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  be edible and you could eat a candle and it was edible and it
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  tasted like it's not, that could be good.
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  Sugar cookie candles. Boom.
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  Like you think about it, there's all those scents.
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  You mean like candle wax? Yeah, I guess.
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  I guess that's what Candle is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Unlimited flavors. Unlimited.
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  Like Russ? Well, stayed unlimited.
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  How many candles you got? Unlimited Like you could be
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  slamming them. So like the candle from Goop?
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  This smells like my pussy candle.
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  Edible Unlimited. Yeah, well, then you could.
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  You wanna hear what I first thought of?
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  Like the balls in a ball pit. Oh what the fuck And.
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  Then it was how disgusting that would be.
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  Yeah, that's disgusting. I had to lean all the way back.
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  You're fucked up, fool. Like, you get hurt saying some
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  shit like that around here, dog. What about like a like trees?
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  What about trees? What about trees?
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  I mean maybe it depend, but what would a tree taste like?
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  I think it'd be really like gamey.
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  Chocolate or. Earthy.
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  No, it'd just be like big broccoli or some bullshit.
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  Broccoli. That's my.
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  That's my. Candle would be like Christmas
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  cookies. You're like hell yeah.
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  Cinnamon bun. Fuck yeah.
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  Why wouldn't I just eat a cinnamon bun then?
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  Because a candle. What if a candle is the
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  healthier option? Dog.
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  It is edible, so let's pretend in this universe it's a healthy
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  option. It's not bad.
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  Sort of essentially become like almost like I imagine it like a
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  frosting type thing. So candles are just candles
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  would be the new frosting. I could probably come in like a
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  lid. The new Galaxy gas.
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  Bam. Damn I miss Galaxy gas bro that.
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  Never thought I'd say that. I miss that ass.
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  I miss Galaxy. The round of applause for that.
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  I know people still do it, it's such a bad idea, but I was there
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  was a period. There was like a 5 or 6 episode
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  period where I was obsessed with Galaxy.
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  At least perplexed to the Max by Galaxy gas, just like Ozempic.
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  I was more into Galaxy gas than I was Ozempic.
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  Well. At least and we were ahead.
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  We were ahead. We were at the forefront of the
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  Ozempic pandemic. Speaking of which, so I haven't
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  lost any weight on the GLP threes, but I haven't gained any
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  either. Why don't you go back or you
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  are, you know, you like, aren't you supposed to do other stuff
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  just besides take it? No, I'm just on Ozempic to
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  maintain a stasis, you know, ate Chipotle, ate a shit China
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  Chipotle and candles. I'm just pounding candles on
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  this Ozempic bro. They're the.
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  Healthier option. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
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  I mean, right. I mean, come on, bro.
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  What do you sweat? Are you huffing Galaxy gas
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  still? You are.
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  Let me hit it. I would never try it.
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  So what? What?
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  Because that one that you're on, I mean, because I hear so many
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  different things where people like, bro, somebody I know
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  somebody who lost like 60 lbs in a day, I'm like that's.
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  The thing is because I was taking such a low dose in the
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  beginning, so now I've stepped it up, so we'll see.
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  Double dip, OK. Not a double dip.
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  I'm getting like closer to like a normal dose.
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  It's still not just fall. Out looked like you almost fall.
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  Back OK therapy question #2 would you rather a slur come out
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  every time you burp or every time you sneeze?
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  You have to punch the closest person for you?
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  Oh. Terrible because it's the
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  closest person to you, so they could be like across the room
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  and I'm going to. Have to get up have.
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  To have to get up, go punch them and sneeze because I thought
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  about it and I was like, well, obviously it'd be the punch and
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  sneeze because it'd be like, oh, like an involuntary thing.
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  But then I was like, no, if I'm like running across the room to
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  punch somebody while I'm sneezing, that's there's no.
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  Well, punching someone is a crime and A and a slur is not.
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  That's what I think. True, but you know you can get
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  yourself asked to leave multiple times out of places you don't
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  want to be because you're like it's easy or you'd have to like
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  silence your like leave the room but at at some point someone
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  would catch you they're. Like and the GLP 3 is.
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  The only side effects I've had are like occasional burping.
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  Like, Oh no, man. Like, I don't know what he was
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  doing, but he went into the bathroom, burped, and then he
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  just said something I won't say on air like you could.
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  That would catch up with you quickly too.
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  And you'd have to, if you got caught doing it, isolating
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  yourself doing it, it would be almost worse than trying to like
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  cover it in front of people. I'm like.
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  Oh, like somebody heard you burp and then say like.
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  Yeah. Did you know the N word
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  backwards is brown? Saw that the other day.
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  I was like weird. Yeah, that's not it's not it.
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  All right, Monica. Yeah, I don't.
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  I don't if you don't want to punch somebody, but I don't also
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  don't want to be caught calling people slurs.
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  Obviously, that's why it's a hard question.
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  Yeah, I'm just saying. That I don't want to punch
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  anybody that. I mean, so, yeah, I mean
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  because, and it's not that like it's the whole I'd have to like
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  seek you out to hit you that that would be where you could
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  do, you would do that once and that would be it 2 times that
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  you'd be in jail for sure, three times.
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  And I mean. Yeah, you, you would eventually
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  be in jail for the rest of your life, like.
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  Dude, he's sick when he's sick. Watch out bro.
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  He's so is this kind of COVID knockout artist?
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  Yeah, like, yeah, you or you could become a professional
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  boxer. Want to hear another crazy fact?
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  If the whole world had a 1V1 round like a tournament, you
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  would only the person who wins would only have to beat 33
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  people. And that'd be the whole world
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  because they go from 8 billion to 4 billion to 2 billion to 1
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  billion to 500 million to 2:50 to 1:25 and so on.
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  And so it's one versus 1. And that's the 33rd match.
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  That's a short tournament. I know good one of us can make
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  it out of that. At least second round I'd hope
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  I'd make. Well I mean just depends who you
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  get matched up against. But you can have.
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  Like I'm like, if you made it to like the fourth or fifth round,
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  you'd be like, dude, like I'm crushing it.
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  I'm top 50,000 people in the world.
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  Like you'd be dominating. Isn't that crazy though to think
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  about? Yeah, but there's a lot of
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  people who wouldn't make it past the first first round from 8.
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  They really have the world. Half the world.
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  But I mean, a lot of people who think that they would.
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  Oh. Would it?
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  Yeah, Yeah. And a lot of people you think
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  that wouldn't would. Yeah, they'd be like sleepers,
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  like, you know, underdog story. Right, Luigi just in their.
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  Story, because the people that are telling the stories, they'd
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  be fighting too. Damn, 33 rounds.
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  I don't even think about that. That's crazy.
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  Yeah. There'd be question #3 if.
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  Some Squid Game shit you think you'd be like, oh, 1000?
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  I'm wondering. I'm wondering who would make it.
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  Like, it'd be like, like fucking John Cena.
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  Like, like who's like? See, yeah, I think, but there's
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  some people, I mean the strategies, it's one V1, like
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  what are the rules? Is there weapons?
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  No weapons. Like MMA?
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  It doesn't matter what the rules are, just matters.
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  I'm just saying it's the amount of is.
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  There is it a Coed bracket or a men's men's bracket?
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  Women's bracket would be the top male fighter.
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  I'm just saying 1V1 the whole world.
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  There'd be some wild mismatches, dude.
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  There'd be some one, especially in those first couple rounds
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  when you're in the billions, even in the millions, there'd be
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  some people, no, but probably by the time you got down to like
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  one, 1 billion people, maybe some of the top one thing.
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  People in the world are are. Because you'd have to make it
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  could like it couldn't be. I mean, I think they would be,
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  but some people are going to slip through.
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  Some people are going to get lucky.
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  You might be overpowering. Some people are going to be
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  smart about it. I mean, I feel like it's a no
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  rules fight. It can't be MMA style.
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  You can have it in an MMA cage, but I don't think that you can
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  really dictate. It's one V1 for the world title.
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  You're right, you're right, you're right.
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  No rules. But no, no.
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  So, you know, so but like there's got to be some some easy
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  matchups, like especially those first couple rounds that might
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  be like you versus like 90 year old person and it'd be like
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  super lost year old. Yeah, they'd.
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  Be babies are going quick peeling off some skiing for some
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  bacon fried pro kit. That's.
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  My kids got to eat. Somebody's baby's on the line
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  then. Say stuff like that.
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  Oh yeah, that'd be, that'd be crazy.
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  That's a good movie concept. Well, terrible movie concept.
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  That is a crazy. Movie concept that'd be, that's
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  some like wild Japanese shit. You never see that.
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  Somebody's like, hey man, do you want to see this fucked up
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  movie? And that's what it would be.
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  It'd be something like that. And you'd be like, what the fuck
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  did you just show me? There's like another one.
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  OK, this is my one. I'll bring up another concept.
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  I got another concept but it's half baked so I don't want to
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  say it. Well, yeah, I don't you know,
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  but this one fully thought, fully thought through.
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  Yep. But you know don't know half
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  their close to the best. OK therapy question #3 if every
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  day before work you had to be submerged in one liquid that
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  wasn't water and you cannot dry off afterwards, what liquid are
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  you choosing? This is shitty because like you
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  would think like oh I want to be bathed in like you wouldn't want
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  to do coffee. Obviously.
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  See, I'm. Thinking I'm hitting up Diddy
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  for the baby oil. I'm thinking, see, oh, so that's
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  what you want to be submerged in is baby oil and then you can't
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  wipe it. Off somebody's baby's on the
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  line. He's slimy.
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  They'd be so gross. Dude used to be dripping
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  everywhere all the time. They're clothes.
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  They'd be like those pit stains. Like no, they're baby oil stains
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  like right, Like you couldn't wash it off, so you would have
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  to do you deodorant before you get in the baby oil or you just
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  go deodorant deodorant list. Then you're going by the end of
• 22:11
  the day, you're going to be smelling funky and like you're
• 22:13
  just trying to cover it up in baby oil.
• 22:15
  Stuff like coconut baby. You're just going to have to.
• 22:17
  You just need like that is the beginning of becoming like
• 22:21
  Pimpatron 9000 is like, like what's up bitch?
• 22:26
  Like you just be smelling like, like just dripping.
• 22:29
  Like hey girl, like let me put you on.
• 22:31
  Well, what are you picking? Maybe like a lotion or
• 22:34
  something? Like something that's supposed
• 22:35
  to go on your skin. Like aloe Vera, but even then,
• 22:39
  see, but that's all goopy that's going to stick to you can't wipe
• 22:42
  yourself off. So whatever you dip yourself in,
• 22:45
  lavender tea dog lavender tea quick dip in the.
• 22:49
  Hot candle wax. Pull out of the hot tea, smell a
• 22:54
  little like lavender. It would.
• 22:56
  It's really thin. It would blend in.
• 22:59
  Sticky. No, I just wouldn't want to put
• 23:01
  anything in it. No honey, no sugar.
• 23:03
  You just wanted straight tea, Lavender tea.
• 23:06
  Not hot or like or like chamomile too.
• 23:08
  Not warm. You know what I'm saying?
• 23:10
  Not steaming, but, you know, a little warm.
• 23:12
  OK. A little dip, Take a show
• 23:16
  because, like, you can't wait. You can't dry off afterwards.
• 23:19
  Could I shower after? No, I guess you have.
• 23:21
  No, you can't. You're submerged.
• 23:22
  Yeah. Lavender teeth.
• 23:25
  Like what? What's the steps that you for?
• 23:26
  You have the chicken pox like oatmeal.
• 23:30
  Fool, you want to be dipped in oatmeal?
• 23:35
  Maybe. Chunks of general in your slick
• 23:38
  back hair. They're like, what the fuck is
• 23:40
  that as nougat, girl, I got the OR do you get like the like
• 23:46
  strawberries and cream cinnamon? Quaker.
• 23:48
  Quaker the quick the quick cake. Yeah, no, bro, you got a little
• 23:52
  bits of strawberry and blueberry and shit on you get out of here,
• 23:55
  you're picking weird shit. You're going to be dipped in
• 24:01
  oatmeal. Baby oil is better than oatmeal.
• 24:05
  Is it? Yes.
• 24:07
  For did you be covered in oatmeal?
• 24:10
  There'd be oatmeal all over that would dry to your skin.
• 24:15
  You'd have to peel that shit off and it would like to hurt.
• 24:17
  Sometimes people would do it for you.
• 24:20
  They'd be like, what is that like?
• 24:21
  They'd be confused and like every person you'd meet you.
• 24:24
  That's the first thing you'd explain.
• 24:26
  At least the baby oil thing, they wouldn't bring it up.
• 24:28
  They just, like, use a lot of baby oil, but they'd never
• 24:31
  really say it to you unless they were like, you know, grilling or
• 24:34
  some shit. But most people would let it
• 24:36
  slide. You just be the baby oil guy.
• 24:38
  People say something to the Oatmeal guy like, hey man, what
• 24:41
  are you doing in here? If you just walk, OK, cover
• 24:43
  yourself, cover yourself at Oatmeal and walk into a public
• 24:47
  building and see the reactions you get.
• 24:48
  Clothes or no clothes, Obviously they're.
• 24:50
  Like the shingles? Are your mice up?
• 25:00
  Be like hey bro are. You back to you back.
• 25:02
  They're like, hey bro, what the fuck are you doing?
• 25:04
  Why are you covered in oatmeal? Get the fuck?
• 25:06
  I would not. People would shut that shit
• 25:08
  down. That is with the baby oil.
• 25:10
  They'd be like, oh shit, it's that baby oil bad dude, he's
• 25:13
  greasy. Watch out.
• 25:15
  Yeah, so Sup bitch, because they just you would start talking
• 25:20
  like that after like 2 weeks of being dipped in baby oil.
• 25:23
  You might, you would might turn into Diddy.
• 25:26
  Hopefully. I can't stop.
• 25:29
  One stop did me in that baby oil.
• 25:32
  Breast milk, you made my day. Final therapy question.
• 25:42
  There's a question #4 if everyone in the world stopped
• 25:47
  sneezing and punching people in the face afterwards, now stop
• 25:51
  sneezing, how long would it take for you to notice?
• 25:56
  Well, yeah, if you punch people in the face, we figure it out
• 25:59
  real quick. Like nobody got like the the
• 26:01
  police would release a statement like the world must have stopped
• 26:04
  sneezing. Could have been arresting
• 26:06
  people. Probably a meal a long time
• 26:09
  because like I. Think it would take it would
• 26:10
  take a couple weeks. For sure.
• 26:11
  I don't have allergies. So it's like I wouldn't notice
• 26:14
  it for myself. It would, it would have to be
• 26:16
  like my mom or my brother being like, you know what my allergies
• 26:20
  have like gone away, you know, and before I would notice it,
• 26:22
  yeah. It'd be like probably like 3 or
• 26:24
  4 weeks before I'd be like, hey, you know, it started out as like
• 26:28
  a weird like story, like hey, what's going on to be like
• 26:32
  Inside Edition or some shit. And then it'd be like debated
• 26:35
  on, you know, OAN or whatever would be like did Jesus.
• 26:41
  Stop paying your boys OAN. Did Jesus we could we could take
• 26:44
  the hard conservative right and just like.
• 26:47
  Just join the manosphere real quick.
• 26:49
  Join, join OAN. That's not the manosphere,
• 26:51
  that's the America first fear and join that and then like
• 26:54
  crash it from the ends. There's a Venn diagram of
• 26:56
  America First in the manosphere. Really.
• 27:00
  There's definitely an overlap. Yeah, no, I'd say there's an
• 27:04
  overlap. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:05
  It's not like a perfect circle, but.
• 27:07
  Yeah, then they'd start talking about it.
• 27:09
  But it would take everybody who sneezes on a regular basis to
• 27:12
  like. Proclaim the inform the world
• 27:14
  that their allergies. Have been curious because
• 27:16
  because they always tell you when they're seen like oh why
• 27:18
  allergies are killing me right now.
• 27:22
  Because I'm not even a guy who says bless you after someone
• 27:24
  sneezes. I just feel like I'm just
• 27:26
  bringing attention to your sneeze like you do you.
• 27:29
  I don't need to like bring it up.
• 27:31
  I did that though, blessed or blessed is a good gaslight word,
• 27:40
  like you got gaslight, but in specific conversations whenever
• 27:44
  if you're dealing with somebody who could be difficult, you're
• 27:48
  like, ah, you know, just like stay blessed.
• 27:50
  They'll be like thank you. Most people I say bless you
• 27:56
  though, orcasin type or salud, which is bless.
• 28:00
  You feel like it's the right thing to do.
• 28:02
  I know, but I don't get it. And you went to cotillion?
• 28:05
  I did. When you talk about that shit.
• 28:07
  He didn't. No, it's too busy getting my
• 28:12
  motherfucking waltz on. True, True.
• 28:17
  True. We're done with therapy
• 28:23
  questions. Now we're on to the articles.
• 28:26
  You're in these dramatic classes.
• 28:28
  I won't take them from you. This is from the AP World News
• 28:34
  cruise ship with hantavirus outbreaks heads to Canary
• 28:38
  Islands after three are evacuated.
• 28:42
  I mean, there's I'm sure we have listeners that are super pro.
• 28:45
  I want to go on cruises. Man, you're crazy.
• 28:48
  After that poop cruise thing we saw I think we did an episode on
• 28:53
  I think it was called poop cruise.
• 28:54
  But whenever that they had all their septic tanks burst, they
• 28:57
  were leaking on what cruises are disgusting The more affordable
• 29:02
  the cruise The grosser Cape Verde, 2 patients with had a
• 29:06
  virus and one suspected of infection were in fact were
• 29:09
  evacuated Wednesday from a cruise ship at the center of a
• 29:12
  deadly outbreak, the UN agency said.
• 29:15
  The strip. The ship was detained at Camp
• 29:17
  Verde, where nearly 150 people were on board, isolated in their
• 29:21
  cabins, and then headed to Spain's Canary Islands.
• 29:24
  Associated Press footage shows workers in protective gear
• 29:27
  evacuating 3 patients. 2 arrived at Amsterdam's airport
• 29:31
  Wednesday. That's a great place to send
• 29:32
  them. The fucking airport Wednesday
• 29:35
  evening and we're taken to separate hospitals.
• 29:37
  Three people have died and one body remained on the ship, the
• 29:43
  World Health Organization said. Of eight recorded cases, five
• 29:47
  were confirmed by laboratory testing.
• 29:50
  This usually, this virus usually spreads by inhaling contaminated
• 29:55
  rodent droppings and can be spread person to person.
• 29:58
  So that is where according to WHO, Who's top epidemic expert
• 30:03
  said the risk to the public is low.
• 30:05
  So this is the same thing that Gene Hackman's wife died of
• 30:09
  where you inhale. So that means that there's rats
• 30:12
  shitting all over this boat. People were breathing in
• 30:15
  contaminated air surrounding this contaminated birth rat shit
• 30:23
  and it's killed multiple people all in a cruise ship.
• 30:27
  So even if they don't die, there are rats shitting all over your
• 30:30
  cruise ship. That's crazy, man.
• 30:31
  This is like absolutely nuts. So then they all the pictures
• 30:34
  and stills of it is this boat like out in the middle of the
• 30:37
  ocean? I was explaining to somebody
• 30:39
  like Nah, like they have to thoroughly vet all of these
• 30:43
  people before they let them off of this boat.
• 30:46
  Test everybody. What's the?
• 30:48
  Disease called. It's a hantavirus, so
• 30:51
  HANTAVIRUS. Health officials in Europe and
• 30:56
  Africa are trying to identify people who may have contacted
• 31:00
  had contact with people who left the ship earlier, which departed
• 31:04
  on April first from South Africa for stops in Antarctica and
• 31:09
  several other remote Atlantic islands.
• 31:14
  The Argentine officials investigating the origins of the
• 31:17
  outbreaks of the government's leading hypothesis is that a
• 31:21
  Dutch couple contracted the virus while bird watching in the
• 31:25
  city of Ushu Ushu Ushu Aya. Before boarding.
• 31:32
  They said the couple visited A landfill during the tour and may
• 31:35
  have been exposed to rodents. That's the step in like, no,
• 31:38
  it's not on the ship. Somebody like Nah bro, like your
• 31:41
  ship's included now. What's the what's the cruise
• 31:44
  line? Passenger on the cruise ship, it
• 31:49
  doesn't show. Let me see if it gets to it.
• 31:51
  So the couple visited a landfill.
• 31:56
  Officials say those still are still on board show no symptoms.
• 32:00
  Dutch foreign minister said that three people evacuated Wednesday
• 32:03
  were a 41 year old Dutch national, a 56 year old British
• 32:06
  national and a 65 year old German national WHO said testing
• 32:10
  in Senegal confirmed that two of these evacuees were infected
• 32:13
  with the virus. Two of the evacuees were in
• 32:15
  serious condition. Dutch ship operator Dutch, Dutch
• 32:20
  ship operator, oceanwide expeditions.
• 32:23
  So there you go. Said that the third had no
• 32:26
  symptoms and but was closely associated with the German
• 32:30
  passenger who died on the MV Hondu Honduas ship on Saturday.
• 32:39
  So they're leaving them on a boat.
• 32:41
  I wonder, is that the dude? He's like, my buddy's still
• 32:43
  dead, I'm locked up in the cabin, nobody will come help me.
• 32:46
  That's a nightmare man. Cruise ships are terrifying.
• 32:48
  I went on a cruise when I was a kid and I I don't know if I fuck
• 32:52
  with cruises like that anymore. I've got back and forth on it.
• 32:57
  No, this is like but like a long long like they're going from
• 33:01
  South Africa to Antarctica. That's a long ass cruise.
• 33:04
  It left on April 1st. Yeah, I don't want.
• 33:08
  To go to Antarctica anyways? What the fuck?
• 33:12
  I do, but like to all the if I got there, the first thing I do
• 33:16
  is try to go like to where they tell you not to go because
• 33:19
  there's all the. Same with North Korea or what?
• 33:22
  Maybe. Maybe you know.
• 33:24
  That's how you get plug in dead. But no, for real, there's like
• 33:28
  so much of Antarctica that's off limits that I just want to poke
• 33:31
  around and be like, let's go. You don't poke around
• 33:33
  Antarctica, dude. Why not?
• 33:35
  Because you die, it's too cold. Go in the summer, duh, You're
• 33:40
  going, dude, I know. All you got to do is fly over
• 33:44
  the ice wall and then you keep going and then you reach, you
• 33:49
  know, the other side because you know the Earth is flat.
• 33:51
  And it's really. I'll find someone, babe.
• 33:55
  Vin Diesel Toretto. Did he do it for family?
• 33:59
  If I told him his family went over the ice wall, he would do
• 34:01
  it. Health officials said passengers
• 34:04
  and crews still on the ship were without symptoms.
• 34:07
  Their journey to the Canary Islands will take 3 or 4 days.
• 34:10
  So like, knowing that you're trapped on a boat for four days
• 34:13
  with like, a dead body with someone who got a virus and from
• 34:17
  huffing rat poop, and you're going to be around it.
• 34:20
  Because what they're saying is this is extremely rare for it to
• 34:23
  pass from person to person. So Gene Hackman's wife
• 34:29
  contracted it from rodents, I'm pretty sure, like inside their
• 34:33
  house. And then that's why Gene Hackman
• 34:36
  passed away is because she died from it.
• 34:39
  And then he was, you know, like bedridden medication and stuff
• 34:42
  like that. So this is like, I know people
• 34:44
  that are extremely spooked out and terrified by this specific
• 34:48
  virus because that's how you get it, how you contract it and
• 34:54
  knowing how to handle it before it's too late.
• 34:58
  It's pretty difficult. Would you get on a cruise like a
• 35:03
  not to an article, let's say it's to Alaska.
• 35:05
  Would you go to a on a three-week cruise to Alaska?
• 35:10
  Three weeks to Alaska sounds stupid.
• 35:13
  My dad does or used to do cruises like this where but
• 35:19
  they'd be like more like riverboat, not like this big of
• 35:22
  a ship, but where you would go like through Europe and it would
• 35:25
  take you around Europe. They used to buy.
• 35:27
  Biking. No, not on a on a Viking ship,
• 35:32
  that'd be no. No Viking is like the river.
• 35:35
  Cruise ship, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm not I'm not sure which
• 35:39
  companies they do them every single year and they stopped
• 35:41
  because the travel was too difficult.
• 35:43
  But I mean, that's really what this, you know, 41 Dutch
• 35:47
  national, I mean, that's pretty young.
• 35:50
  But then I guarantee you a lot of the people, the average age
• 35:53
  group of the people on this is probably pretty high, right?
• 35:57
  Yeah. Because, I mean, I'm going to
• 35:59
  leave on April 1st and I'm going to go on a cruise and I'm going
• 36:03
  to be gone and it's May. That sounds fucking nice.
• 36:07
  Like, I couldn't imagine going on a cruise to Antarctica and
• 36:10
  random Atlantic islands. It's got to be so expensive to
• 36:13
  do something like that. I don't know.
• 36:16
  I never tried, no. I'm not doing anything to be in
• 36:21
  the. Straight out Hormuz.
• 36:23
  True, true, that is true. Imagine being one of these
• 36:29
  people who was in contact with one of them and knowing you're
• 36:34
  like, oh shit like that dude that we bumped into at the pub
• 36:39
  has a rat shit virus. He just died.
• 36:42
  People are looking for me. I mean, that like to be a person
• 36:47
  of interest in a pandemic would be probably pretty scary.
• 36:50
  Would you turn yourself in? You initially said no.
• 36:55
  With this government. With any government.
• 37:00
  With this government. With ours, no.
• 37:03
  Yeah, fuck no. But like Peter Thiel would find
• 37:08
  you. He'd be.
• 37:08
  Like I got, I got his location right now.
• 37:10
  Yeah, yeah, I'm watching him through his Tickle Me Elmo doll.
• 37:16
  This kids sick the. Slogan of the Antichrist is
• 37:19
  peace and prosperity. He's obsessed with the
• 37:22
  Antichrist. 150 people on a cruise that's kind of small.
• 37:28
  See the the poop the poop cruise.
• 37:31
  I'm pretty sure that was a carnival cruise, which is a big
• 37:34
  fuck off ship. But I mean, I they got to be
• 37:36
  giving away tickets to cruises now, right?
• 37:40
  I mean. No, I think the cruise lines are
• 37:42
  doing really well. I know Disney's are.
• 37:44
  Well, what that's like, because that's all family.
• 37:46
  Like I know that some of them aren't because they're what is
• 37:49
  it? There's like, no more what did
• 37:52
  they say? No more Bluetooth speakers on
• 37:55
  carnivals, no more all you can drink stuff.
• 37:59
  Like they've really put in all these restrictions because the
• 38:01
  the cruises have just been getting rowdier and rowdier.
• 38:04
  But yeah, I'd go on like. I go to like Cabo.
• 38:09
  Like Norwegian, I go on one of, like, the bougie or APN ones,
• 38:13
  but I'm like stepping foot on a Carnival cruise.
• 38:17
  No way. That's what we were on.
• 38:18
  We were on the Ecstasy. That was the day of the show.
• 38:20
  And I was like, what's that? What's Ecstasy?
• 38:27
  Found out 6th grade. Next one is from NPR by Ava
• 38:35
  Berger. Do you know how to say wash
• 38:39
  right? Do you say wash or wash, which I
• 38:41
  know some people actually say wash.
• 38:44
  Here's the person. I'm literate.
• 38:48
  Here's where the pronunciation comes from.
• 38:50
  Kevin Wash is the President Trump's nominee to lead the
• 38:54
  Federal Reserve. And for some, it sounds.
• 38:56
  It's saying his for. For some, the sound of his name
• 38:59
  holds a particular meaning, specifically his last name.
• 39:03
  My grandmother was a real tyrant about cleanliness.
• 39:05
  Patricia T O'Connor, an author and language commentator, said
• 39:10
  she would say, show me your hands.
• 39:12
  I don't think you wash washed those hands.
• 39:15
  That's right. Washed, not washed.
• 39:17
  Iowa. He this dude, right?
• 39:19
  This guy. O'Connor writes a grammar blog
• 39:22
  with her husband, Stuart Kellerman.
• 39:24
  The pronunciation is part of an American dialect that is losing
• 39:28
  steam. Thank the Lord, linguists told
• 39:31
  NPR. You may also hear it in
• 39:33
  Washington, DC. Have you ever had anybody say
• 39:36
  that? No, no, I've definitely heard my
• 39:39
  mom say wash. Really.
• 39:42
  Yeah. Where's your mom from
• 39:44
  originally? Pasadena, CA.
• 39:47
  She's just choosing to do that. Warsh.
• 39:50
  Nick Warsh's name may have even been Wash or Walsh at some
• 39:56
  point, said Polly Reed, associate professor of phonics
• 40:00
  and phonology at the University of Alabama.
• 40:03
  But then again, he said, names are tricky For the installment
• 40:07
  of MP Rs Word of the Week. The breakdown is a particular
• 40:10
  pronunciation of Wash, starting with the immigration of Scottish
• 40:15
  Irish people to North America and the great to its gradual
• 40:18
  decline across the US. So where did it originate?
• 40:22
  Yeah, so it's Scottish, Irish people and.
• 40:26
  They moved to South Midland, US starting at the end of the 18th
• 40:31
  century. They were a group that moved
• 40:32
  from Scotland to Northern Ireland, specifically the Ulster
• 40:36
  Providence province. They're known for their use of
• 40:39
  strong Rs and being Roddick. Yeah, my grandma's from
• 40:44
  Pittsburgh, so. OK, see, that makes sense.
• 40:48
  Because I, I'm, I feel like that's definitely like a
• 40:50
  Pennsylvania thing, like worse because they say Creek instead
• 40:54
  of Creek. So like we're go down to the
• 40:58
  Creek and what do they say? How do they say water?
• 41:01
  Water. Well water, let's get some
• 41:04
  water. Just thought it was interesting.
• 41:09
  The enduring legacy of wars. He studied speech variations of
• 41:14
  the Appalachian region. So he's trying to understand how
• 41:17
  people in the Appalachian mountain stuff use the concept
• 41:20
  rootedness. It's a local attachment.
• 41:22
  People place and to pronunciation and certain words
• 41:25
  with the pronunciation. Like Warsh.
• 41:27
  It's always the stories about someone's aunt or their
• 41:30
  grandmother or grandfather, their Mama or their Papa.
• 41:35
  Yeah. So it's like you.
• 41:36
  You know why my grandma's from Pittsburgh?
• 41:39
  Because her dad played in the NFL.
• 41:43
  What position? Don't ask me follow up
• 41:47
  questions. Why not to?
• 41:49
  Be honest I don't know. But like like leather helmet
• 41:52
  type shit. So my dad's, my dad sent me a
• 41:58
  picture years ago and it's like, that's like my great, great
• 42:03
  grandpa or something. It was like his grandpa was
• 42:07
  going to go play professional football, but didn't.
• 42:11
  His parents made him go do something else.
• 42:12
  But he sent me some picture and it basically looks like my dad
• 42:15
  in the black and white photo and some like Harvard football
• 42:18
  uniform. It's pretty crazy.
• 42:21
  There's a lot of. Dude in the Harvard.
• 42:23
  There's lots of, there's lots of dudes.
• 42:25
  I mean, there was like, what? That was one of like 15 schools
• 42:28
  you could go to back in the day. Way easier to get into.
• 42:31
  They're like, where are you going to Dartmouth?
• 42:32
  Like the longer it's existed, the shorter that list.
• 42:35
  Gets it is the longest it's the first college that was created
• 42:39
  in the United States is Harvard and but did how many people do
• 42:43
  you think go every year freshman year?
• 42:45
  What's what size do you think They're freshman classes.
• 42:48
  To Harvard. Yeah.
• 42:54
  Because you're asking me this. I feel like a You already know.
• 42:57
  I do. I'll say 750 people. 1500 OK
• 43:07
  1500 people go every year and it's like insane.
• 43:10
  It's like so small. These mother fuckers have like
• 43:13
  $60 billion fucking endowment. You know, it's like they're just
• 43:17
  a hedge fund that offers classes.
• 43:23
  Yeah, I don't think it started out that way.
• 43:25
  Well, that's what it is now. Yeah. 1500 fucking people.
• 43:29
  Harvard. Would you marry somebody who
• 43:33
  says wash Wash? Could you date somebody who
• 43:35
  talked like that? Give me some water.
• 43:40
  I mean, so smoke a bowl that's. Crazy dude like what do you
• 43:43
  want? You could, I guess it's not very
• 43:48
  thrilled about it. Ladies, wash your hands clean.
• 43:55
  Yeah, so I got, I just thought it was interesting.
• 43:58
  And obviously they're like, we need something to talk about,
• 44:00
  but that's not too terrible. This is a little close to your
• 44:07
  areas. From ABC News.
• 44:09
  Over a dozen dozen charged in federal drug operations at Los
• 44:13
  Angeles. MacArthur Parks as the DOJI.
• 44:15
  Heard it was only 18 people but OK.
• 44:18
  So 18 defendants, over two dozen charged.
• 44:21
  But now it's saying, yeah, so far, 18 defendants have been
• 44:23
  arrested in a federal drug trafficking can in connection
• 44:27
  with the operation, including two to believe the main sources
• 44:30
  of fentanyl and methamphetamine in the troubled park.
• 44:34
  Do you ever go out there? Have you ever been out there?
• 44:36
  It's described as an open air drug market.
• 44:39
  Yeah, it is. It's like, and it's like a real,
• 44:41
  it used to be like a really nice park and then now and.
• 44:45
  I got been to MacArthur. Park they've like that's like
• 44:47
  barriers like so that it's like where you can't even like use
• 44:51
  the sidewalk, but then there's like so drugs.
• 44:53
  I don't. I don't even know it's.
• 44:55
  A Like there's people behind the bears, so they cage them in.
• 44:57
  Kind of. Really.
• 45:00
  Yeah, it's, it's like they like, and they've spent like a shit
• 45:04
  ton of money trying to like clean it up and they haven't
• 45:06
  done anything. So far they've been really
• 45:10
  trouble like. I feel like LA gets too much
• 45:12
  shit but this is like 1 park 1 area that like they deserve at
• 45:18
  least should get shit for. Yeah, today we begin reclaiming
• 45:21
  MacArthur Park from criminals and drug, drug addicts and
• 45:24
  returned the park, returned this public space to the citizens of
• 45:28
  Los Angeles. The complainant charges the
• 45:31
  Yeah, complaint charges all 25 dependents with the intent to
• 45:34
  distribute distribution of a controlled substance in and
• 45:38
  around a park. Really.
• 45:39
  But that's the goofiest thing if they've been doing it that long.
• 45:42
  It's located in West downtown LA.
• 45:45
  Those charged include St. dealers and suppliers who've
• 45:48
  been selling drugs openly here at MacArthur Park.
• 45:51
  How long would you say MacArthur Park has been like this?
• 45:55
  At least since the pandemic for sure.
• 45:58
  Really does that. Really wouldn't like took a
• 45:59
  turn. Or I mean, I couldn't tell you
• 46:01
  exactly, but I I know like that it's been at least that long.
• 46:06
  Was there do you think the pandemic contributed to homeless
• 46:11
  taking over places like that since there's no one really out
• 46:14
  and then. Because like, because they're,
• 46:16
  they like passed a lot of laws where like they like loosened up
• 46:19
  the laws like where you could like you could be home.
• 46:22
  It wasn't illegal to be homeless.
• 46:24
  You know how it is usually like for a certain, you know, it's
• 46:28
  like you could park your fucking camper here for like a certain
• 46:30
  amount of days instead of like, not at all.
• 46:32
  I think was like, you know, and then and then it just got too
• 46:35
  far there, went too far. Now they're like trying to break
• 46:38
  up these homeless encampments. Moves that the complainant
• 46:44
  affidavit alleges allegedly. Unhoused.
• 46:47
  We should be saying unhoused, Joseph.
• 46:51
  Two more than two dozen fentanyl and meth drug deals occurred in
• 46:56
  and around the park from March 9th to April 15th.
• 47:00
  Yeah, I'm sure. Probably way more than that.
• 47:03
  At the home of one of the defendants, they found 40 lbs of
• 47:07
  fentanyl. That's crazy.
• 47:08
  That's insane. That is insane. 40 lbs of
• 47:11
  fentanyl, you could kill literally the whole fucking
• 47:15
  globe. Like I'm not kidding.
• 47:18
  Like that's insane. This is like you need like a
• 47:21
  speck of that shit to die. 40 lbs.
• 47:23
  Why? Why would anybody put to bring
• 47:26
  that motherfucker out in public and execute him?
• 47:28
  Like Jesus Christ, Like how do you, how do you have, how do you
• 47:32
  have that in a room and not die? How do you, how do you, how do
• 47:35
  you walk into that room without like a fucking hazmat suit on
• 47:39
  and not die 40 lbs. 40 lbs one person.
• 47:44
  Fuck that person, dude. Two of the defendants charged in
• 47:49
  the complaint alleged allegedly served as one of the main
• 47:52
  sources of fentanyl powder and meth distributed in the park on
• 47:55
  behalf of the 18th St. gang. Have you ever heard of this
• 47:58
  game? No, watch out, you have now the
• 48:02
  couple. The couple, the couple so
• 48:06
  they're together, are accused of storing stashing drugs and drugs
• 48:10
  at businesses near the park for distribution by St. level
• 48:13
  dealers. So they were just like the plug.
• 48:15
  They were just like dropping like dead drops as they call
• 48:17
  them. 40 lbs. Is that all the fentanyl in the
• 48:20
  world? Like what?
• 48:22
  No, just one guy in MacArthur Park.
• 48:25
  It's insane. What are they doing?
• 48:29
  Imagine how much you're moving to need to warrant having 40
• 48:32
  lbs. Not just like, that's so much
• 48:35
  and that's insane, right? Because it's so deadly and
• 48:37
  dangerous. But how do you have like, how do
• 48:40
  your customers stay alive? Like how?
• 48:42
  Like how long? Is this shit to make?
• 48:44
  Like, why do we? The operation comes after the
• 48:52
  leadership of the 18th St. gang was arrested.
• 48:55
  That's why you never heard of him.
• 48:56
  In March on federal charges alleging that the gang
• 48:59
  controlled MacArthur Park as an open air drug marketplace, using
• 49:03
  tents to avoid detection by police and blend in with the
• 49:07
  homeless population. That's kind of smart.
• 49:09
  Dude. I was like a Walking Dead when
• 49:11
  they got alpha and beta. I didn't get that far.
• 49:14
  I just know there was 2 crazy white people who would cover
• 49:17
  themselves in zombie guts, wear zombie masks and walk among the
• 49:21
  zombies and sneak up on people. And that's, so that's like what
• 49:24
  they were doing. They were these gangsters were
• 49:26
  pretending to be homeless to move 40 lbs of fentanyl.
• 49:31
  That's insane. That's crazy.
• 49:33
  The fact that it reached that point is also wild.
• 49:36
  Like I, I. That's the part that's stupid.
• 49:39
  It's like, that's what I'm saying.
• 49:40
  Like that's when liberals be going too far.
• 49:42
  It's like when you're letting like 40 lbs of fentanyl just sit
• 49:46
  there in a park. Well, that was in his house.
• 49:49
  I know, but you know what I'm. Saying he was breaking it off
• 49:51
  and bringing it out. He's I got to go home and re up.
• 49:53
  I'll be right back. Like that's crazy.
• 49:56
  Like that's insane. This is not a one and done
• 49:59
  operation, he said Wednesday. We have a 300 law enforcement
• 50:04
  personnel on this operation and they're not going anywhere and
• 50:08
  we've got bigger guns than the gangsters.
• 50:11
  So we're not going anywhere. Who's saying that?
• 50:14
  Like Mayor Bass. Ellison is silly.
• 50:21
  Where is he? Where?
• 50:22
  Is that a sheriff or something? AUS Attorney.
• 50:27
  Former First assistant US Attorney.
• 50:30
  OK. So that he's out there and like
• 50:33
  what looks like an FBI. See this.
• 50:34
  Is the type of shit that like Trump could be doing like that,
• 50:38
  like you get bipartisan support on, you know, oh, I take the
• 50:42
  fennel off the fucking streets, bro.
• 50:44
  Like do that. That's crazy. 40 lbs.
• 50:50
  That's millions of dollars. Millions.
• 50:54
  Millions of dead people. No, I know, like that's the
• 50:59
  whole concept of it is crazy because it's such a swing.
• 51:03
  Like I think we said this before on the podcast, but man, like
• 51:08
  it's crazy to think that in 2003 it'd be safer to drive down to
• 51:15
  deep Ellen and go buy like ecstasy tabs off some random
• 51:20
  dude in a bar or a street corner than it would be to like go buy
• 51:24
  something from somebody, you know?
• 51:26
  You know, like you think about the things that people we knew,
• 51:29
  the stories that we heard about what people with the extents or
• 51:32
  the stories that people would go through to go get stuff and come
• 51:36
  back and how far you'd have to go get it.
• 51:39
  And now like you can go to MacArthur Park and somebody's
• 51:41
  got 40 lbs of fence. Like that's just so it's reached
• 51:45
  such a hyperbolic extreme and not just the amounts, but like,
• 51:50
  yeah, the potency and like the deadliness of these drugs.
• 51:54
  Like it's just like it's honestly, it's like just, you
• 51:57
  know, compete come constantly, like doubling up, double it up
• 52:00
  double or nothing double or nothing double.
• 52:02
  Or black tar heroin, dude, I mean come on, like.
• 52:06
  Like, yeah, right. Like it's, it is.
• 52:08
  It's like saying it's like playing blackjack, paying a $500
• 52:13
  hand and you're walking away with like a grand.
• 52:15
  And then it's like, OK, double it and of these people.
• 52:18
  And it's like society with their drugs has just continued to up
• 52:21
  the ante on it. Or it basically takes something
• 52:24
  where, you know, a speck the size of like as wide as my
• 52:31
  eyelash and is like, and like a fraction of the size of it in
• 52:35
  length would kill like 20 people.
• 52:38
  That's crazy. Like the appeal of something
• 52:40
  like that is wild. Like you really, it's like
• 52:44
  playing if you're doing drugs like that at this point.
• 52:47
  I mean, I hear stories about people like they now you have to
• 52:49
  test stuff. So there's like drug dealers who
• 52:52
  have tests to prove that there's no fentanyl in stuff.
• 52:54
  They have, yeah, which I've, I've been giving this test and
• 52:58
  then also they have a vending machine out here where you can
• 53:00
  get free fentanyl tests and they're giving Narcan out like
• 53:07
  it's fucking, you know. Well, yeah, you got dudes
• 53:09
  hanging out at fucking Echo Park rolling around Nokia Maka.
• 53:14
  Not Echo Park, they got gentrified.
• 53:17
  No, I know. I'm just saying another park I
• 53:19
  know that I've been to, but MacArthur Park, Like they're
• 53:21
  walking around. Dude's got 40.
• 53:23
  Pounds park. They're walking around with PBRS
• 53:24
  and ironic mustaches. True.
• 53:30
  But yeah, I mean, that's just insane to me.
• 53:33
  It's good to see them doing something about it as well.
• 53:36
  You know, California just catch a lot of shit and there is all
• 53:39
  the debates that have been going on.
• 53:42
  Yeah, which has been crazy. I was going to put an article in
• 53:47
  about it, but it was just like too much shit.
• 53:49
  What was your take on that since we're on the?
• 53:51
  California, I know people who are like in the Javier Becerra,
• 53:54
  I felt like he took a lot of shit, but.
• 53:57
  They're all involved in some scandals.
• 54:00
  Everybody up there is like. Not really though.
• 54:02
  Like they're like kind of phony scandals.
• 54:04
  But what I one of my takes was because there's two Republicans
• 54:10
  up on the stage, I was 7 people, 5 Democrats, I think 2
• 54:14
  Republicans. It's like if the Republican, if
• 54:17
  the Republican Party was like the Republicans in California,
• 54:21
  we, our country would be so much better off.
• 54:24
  And that's like, because like you watch that debate and you're
• 54:26
  like, oh, this guy's in a fucking scumbag.
• 54:28
  Like I might not like agree with him, but he's not like a piece
• 54:31
  of fucking shit like Donald Trump is, you know, like so, but
• 54:37
  not that I would vote for either the Republicans.
• 54:39
  One of them was British. Yeah, what was?
• 54:41
  Who said? The other one's a cop.
• 54:43
  Yeah, the sheriff who's actually embroiled in like some scandals
• 54:46
  too, He took a bunch of Fulton County or Fuller County, Yeah,
• 54:53
  Riverside, Riverside County ballots to do some investigation
• 54:56
  and then all that stuff so that there is a point where
• 54:59
  everybody's just like talking shit to each other.
• 55:02
  They were pointing out, pointing out his scandals.
• 55:05
  And he's like, yeah, but you had a guy who to who wasn't going to
• 55:10
  get paid enough. So you illegally paid him with
• 55:12
  campaign funds to bump up his salary?
• 55:17
  Paid it to like this guy's wife through the chief of chief of
• 55:20
  staff for. Well, that was Javier.
• 55:23
  Javier Becerra, his chief of staff, like they like, paid him
• 55:28
  more money through campaign contributions, and he got
• 55:31
  indicted. So of the five, I wouldn't vote
• 55:36
  for the two Republicans. Of the five Democrats, I'd be
• 55:39
  fine with four of them, Katie Porter, Javier Becerra, Matt
• 55:43
  Mahan and Tom Steyer. What do you think about Katie
• 55:48
  Porter? Because Katie Porter was a big
• 55:49
  splash before Payback. Full disclosure.
• 55:53
  Full disclosure, I applied to run to be a part of her
• 55:56
  campaign. That's what I feel about it.
• 56:00
  Because she's, you know, white board calling people out.
• 56:03
  She has that really big gotcha moment when she's talking with
• 56:07
  the whiteboard with, I think it was the CEO of JP Morgan Chase,
• 56:11
  maybe. I can't remember.
• 56:12
  She was talking, talking. Yeah.
• 56:15
  Questioning him, asking him about like, what?
• 56:18
  How much somebody gets paid, what their salary would be.
• 56:21
  And then she breaks it on. I'm just for listeners who
• 56:23
  haven't seen it, It's a great clip.
• 56:25
  It's a really great clip. And you can see why she was like
• 56:28
  hotbed. She comes off as kind of like
• 56:30
  suburban mom and ask in like her tone, her demeanor, her look.
• 56:35
  She seems like, you know, well, she just comes off like that,
• 56:37
  like you're like your best friend's mom, but is definitely
• 56:41
  a whip when it comes to calling people out.
• 56:43
  And she's notorious for her whiteboard.
• 56:45
  Yeah, she just had a bad moment when she's in an interview with
• 56:47
  a local reporter in Norcal and she's like, I'm not going to
• 56:50
  answer any more of these questions and, like, yelled at
• 56:52
  her and, like, took the mic off and everybody.
• 56:54
  'S like well, well what? No, well what originally
• 56:56
  happened is before the interview, while she was on it,
• 57:00
  on the interview, she started crashing out on people that were
• 57:03
  there. So some of her staff were in the
• 57:05
  back. Walked into the shot, yeah.
• 57:06
  But that was that was like that was next to that was like, I
• 57:10
  don't think that was at the same day.
• 57:12
  That wasn't the same day. That makes it worse, 'cause she
• 57:16
  completely crashes out and cusses these people out and it
• 57:19
  and it it shattered the image of what people thought of her.
• 57:22
  She had a very good image in the public eye and her demeanor, how
• 57:30
  she conducted herself in difficult conversations, how she
• 57:33
  would question people and not be overtly rude, but call them out
• 57:37
  on their bullshit. So when they saw her be like,
• 57:39
  get the fuck out of my shot, everybody's like, whoa, shit,
• 57:42
  like. I know, but then just like if a
• 57:44
  guy did that, I don't think anybody would give a shit.
• 57:46
  Yeah, but and true. And that's, you know, any woman
• 57:51
  in politics who's really got that kind of bravado to where
• 57:55
  they always kind of get shit, like, have we saw it with
• 57:57
  someone else? Was it?
• 57:59
  Amy Klobuchar. Yeah, I was just say Amy
• 58:01
  Klobuchar, she got a lot of shit for being like an ice queen and
• 58:04
  just being me. Yeah, being mean as fuck, right?
• 58:08
  But she's bossy. She's a bitch.
• 58:10
  Like, that's not like, that's just like, no, no, nobody would
• 58:13
  ever say that about like Trump. So, but if you don't have those
• 58:16
  gaffes by Katie Porter, is she in the lead?
• 58:21
  It's crazy. This fucking swallow was in the
• 58:23
  goddamn lead. Yeah, until, until he started,
• 58:27
  you know, Bill Cosby and everybody.
• 58:32
  I don't know. Yeah, like she was my favorite
• 58:34
  politician. She was my favorite politician
• 58:36
  for a second, for sure. But now, I mean, even me, like
• 58:40
  it threw me off like that shit. I was like, like, is she on
• 58:44
  point, like, you know, or is she like so caught up?
• 58:47
  Like, I don't know. But who I didn't want to like
• 58:51
  was Matt Mahan, but I kind of do.
• 58:53
  He's the mayor of San Jose. I wasn't even sure if he was a
• 58:57
  Democrat at 1st until like he finally, because he wouldn't say
• 59:00
  that in his like ads. And then he finally did.
• 59:04
  So I think people are getting the point like, are you a
• 59:07
  Republican bro? But he seems cool.
• 59:12
  Tom Styler is a billionaire. So that's, you know, if he but
• 59:16
  he's like see Trump three times in one.
• 59:20
  He's also all about taxing people.
• 59:23
  I remember there's a part where Katie Porter tried to have a
• 59:26
  gotcha moment where he was talking about how this bill that
• 59:29
  would increase taxes would be like a 1 like this.
• 59:33
  That's up for vote, potentially up for on the ballot in November
• 59:37
  for y'all. He was questioned about would he
• 59:41
  support it? And he said if it came up, he'd
• 59:43
  vote for it. But it's not extreme enough.
• 59:47
  He was like, what we need to do is I believe that was Steyr,
• 59:50
  right? Yeah, I mean, Steyr is all about
• 59:52
  taxing corporations. And billionaires.
• 59:54
  So he said he wanted to close the corporate tax loop by the
• 59:57
  property. The real estate loophole.
• 59:59
  Right. Because yeah, his thing is this
• 1:00:01
  is true. Like in California, like you pay
• 1:00:03
  taxes on your property, house is a percentage of what you bought
• 1:00:07
  your house for. So like my aunt and uncle, not
• 1:00:10
  to put you all on blast, but they've got like a sick ass
• 1:00:14
  house and say Clementi worth millions of dollars.
• 1:00:18
  They bought it for $75,000. They paid property tax as if it
• 1:00:23
  was $75,000 still and it's millions of dollars.
• 1:00:27
  So who does that help? Boomers.
• 1:00:28
  So Disneyland bought the property in Anaheim for cheap
• 1:00:36
  back in the 70s. They still paid property taxes
• 1:00:39
  based on the cheap ass land they bought in the 70s.
• 1:00:42
  Not like the millions and millions and millions of dollars
• 1:00:44
  it's worth now. Billions of dollars?
• 1:00:46
  Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
• 1:00:47
  Yeah. So I mean, I get that.
• 1:00:49
  Makes sense. So damn.
• 1:00:50
  Shout out to my grandma living in Van Nuys, paying nothing.
• 1:00:54
  Let's go. Yeah, she bought the house a
• 1:00:55
  long time ago. Yeah.
• 1:00:56
  Yeah, they bought the house in like the fucking 50s or.
• 1:00:59
  Something exactly so right. So that's that's like the least
• 1:01:02
  progressive tax effort, dude. It's like your house is just
• 1:01:04
  appreciating every year in value, but you're you don't have
• 1:01:07
  to pay any more taxes on it. Do you think if they did
• 1:01:10
  something like that a lot of boomers would lose their homes?
• 1:01:14
  I don't know. I think do you I because I do
• 1:01:16
  feel like there is an effort to not do certain things like that
• 1:01:20
  to maintain that generations. Well, that's all together.
• 1:01:26
  Pull the fucking ladder up. That's really what it is like
• 1:01:29
  I'm so happy I bought a fucking house and whenever a Trump got
• 1:01:34
  reelected I literally was like, I need to do this now before I
• 1:01:37
  might not ever be able to afford to do this again.
• 1:01:39
  Yeah, period. Like otherwise I could be fucked
• 1:01:43
  later and not that I couldn't, but it's just like it.
• 1:01:46
  It will be more of a pain in the it's only going to cost me more
• 1:01:50
  at this point. Yeah, that's a terrible.
• 1:01:54
  That's a terrible ass. Law.
• 1:01:57
  Law that's horrible. So that makes sense.
• 1:01:59
  And that was his response. And then she, Katie Porter tried
• 1:02:01
  to be like, so are you going to vote for it like trying to be
• 1:02:05
  like? She left the thing like like
• 1:02:08
  she's like 2 in her head now. Like before like like it seemed
• 1:02:11
  like very organic, like her calling people out and shit.
• 1:02:14
  And now it's like seems like calculated to like the point
• 1:02:17
  where it's not even like effective.
• 1:02:20
  It's like it's like, OK, are you just like trying to just you're
• 1:02:24
  just like being like you're being like bitchy not to not to
• 1:02:28
  like say like what? I just like I said people accuse
• 1:02:31
  women of doing. I'm just saying it's like you're
• 1:02:33
  like she like she would come at people, but she would for a
• 1:02:37
  reason. And now I feel like she's coming
• 1:02:38
  at people just to come at people because that's like the brand.
• 1:02:41
  Yeah, yeah, I know for sure. Yeah, she though in the way she
• 1:02:47
  would lead. It was before she would do this
• 1:02:49
  gradual walking, temp walking them to a point where she's
• 1:02:53
  like, you know, you fucked up, right?
• 1:02:56
  You see that now? You see where you fucked up and
• 1:02:58
  she would like walk them through it.
• 1:03:00
  It's like you being like, I know the answer, your teacher saying,
• 1:03:02
  OK, show me your work. And then you have to get up on
• 1:03:05
  the board and draw it out and you can't fucking do it.
• 1:03:07
  And they're like, so you're full of shit, right?
• 1:03:09
  You cheated, right? Like she was really good at
• 1:03:11
  that. And now it's just like
• 1:03:12
  confrontation for yeah, the sake of confrontation, which makes it
• 1:03:16
  way it would makes it more disingenuous.
• 1:03:18
  And if there's anything that that right now in current
• 1:03:22
  politics, whether it's the right or the left, is being
• 1:03:24
  disingenuous in what your approach would be.
• 1:03:28
  Yeah, the Paxton porn and shit, dude, back-to-back.
• 1:03:35
  Just these are the reasons. Running for Senate.
• 1:03:37
  It's like, what did it say today?
• 1:03:40
  And the runoff the. Republicans running for.
• 1:03:42
  Senate, two of my favorite Texas politicians.
• 1:03:45
  My dad's like, I voted for Cornyn before.
• 1:03:47
  He's like, he's like, he's just boring.
• 1:03:49
  Well, I mean, you had to choose between the two because the
• 1:03:51
  other person that who could have was like absolutely absurd.
• 1:03:54
  Beto. But was it Beto?
• 1:04:01
  I mean, if you're just talking about Democrats, that's the last
• 1:04:05
  one to run. That might have been against Ted
• 1:04:07
  Cruz. I don't know because it's every.
• 1:04:09
  Yeah, I think that was, I think that Beto was against Cruz.
• 1:04:11
  I'm pretty sure Cornyn is like just old school establishment.
• 1:04:15
  But yeah, the commercial today, it was like, what did it say?
• 1:04:20
  It's like there was two guys who like abused kids.
• 1:04:24
  They got no jail time and didn't even have to register.
• 1:04:28
  That's because Ken Paxton loves pedos.
• 1:04:31
  Like dude, they're saying crazy shit.
• 1:04:35
  He does. And they're like, he was too
• 1:04:37
  busy using campaign funds to pay for Ubers to cover up his
• 1:04:41
  extramarital effects there. He got divorced on non for non
• 1:04:46
  biblical reason, like for biblical reasons.
• 1:04:48
  Like they I mean, corn's just standing there and it's like,
• 1:04:51
  oh, cops like that's why cops don't like Ken Paxton.
• 1:04:55
  They know Paxton, they know he loves pedos.
• 1:04:58
  And then it's like. I'm John Cornyn.
• 1:05:01
  And I approve this message. You're like, holy shit.
• 1:05:04
  And then right after it, it's like, guess who voted with Joe
• 1:05:08
  Biden every single time? Which is not true, but he's
• 1:05:11
  like, that's who vote. Of course it was Cornyn.
• 1:05:14
  Cornyn's a perv. Like, dude, they say the I
• 1:05:18
  watched both campaign ads tonight back-to-back during a
• 1:05:22
  basketball game, San Antonio Spurs basketball game.
• 1:05:25
  I heard the word pedophiles perverts at least 15 times
• 1:05:32
  between the two courses and they're 30 to 45 seconds long.
• 1:05:35
  So at one point he's just like pervert pervert pervert.
• 1:05:38
  Ken Paxton likes to fuck people other than his wife and pay for
• 1:05:43
  Ubers with campaign funds because he's a pervert.
• 1:05:46
  I think we just got the episode title Pervert, Pervert Pervert.
• 1:05:50
  Pervert. I'm John Cornyn and I approve
• 1:05:52
  this message. You're like oh shit, bro.
• 1:05:55
  It's and they're buddies. They used to be buddies.
• 1:06:00
  That's what's really crazy is they've got so much dirt on each
• 1:06:03
  other. But Cornyn, everything with
• 1:06:05
  Cornyn that is just a goofy asshole man.
• 1:06:07
  He just needs to like retire. But Paxton is might be the
• 1:06:13
  Antichrist. We might be watching the rise of
• 1:06:16
  one of the dirtiest politicians calling people while he's having
• 1:06:21
  a vote to be impeached, calling people on their cell phones
• 1:06:26
  during the open air discussions and and giving statements.
• 1:06:31
  And one of them is like, I think he's calling me right now.
• 1:06:33
  And he goes, yeah, he is and mutes it and sets it back down.
• 1:06:37
  It's on video and get back. It's like you mother fucker,
• 1:06:41
  this wonky ass eye. And that's what they said.
• 1:06:43
  They go that those are the eyes of those are evil.
• 1:06:46
  Those are the eyes of an evil person.
• 1:06:48
  Something like. That broke and it's zooming.
• 1:06:50
  He's like cross eyed he's. Like and it's like like it's
• 1:06:53
  like zoomed in like right in the T zone bro, like close up of
• 1:06:58
  this wonky ass eye dude. Like I like that.
• 1:07:02
  Like makes this shit that they do to cash Patel's wacky eye,
• 1:07:05
  like. Jubilee Eye.
• 1:07:06
  Cash Patel. Like like dude, like Montessori
• 1:07:09
  school work. It is not even preschool dude
• 1:07:11
  Montessori like this is class before class.
• 1:07:14
  That's how low grade it was. And it like went from like red
• 1:07:18
  blue to like pitch black. I was just like, bro, next time
• 1:07:22
  it comes up, I'll take a photo of it.
• 1:07:24
  It's cringe of shit, but it's not to the extent that you're
• 1:07:28
  seeing like it's out here. It's two Republicans battling it
• 1:07:31
  out to go up against Talarico as where in California.
• 1:07:36
  Like he's like you said, even the Republicans, you might
• 1:07:39
  disagree, but they still sound more reasonable.
• 1:07:41
  Like Texas is so unreasonable right now.
• 1:07:44
  It's crazy. It's fun to watch honestly,
• 1:07:47
  because they're right after one ends.
• 1:07:49
  It's like. It's fun to watch, except for
• 1:07:50
  one of those fools is going to get elected.
• 1:07:53
  I think Talarico has a chance. I think he has more of a chance
• 1:07:58
  than people say like that. I, I was at a function where
• 1:08:01
  people were like, oh, corn and her packs in and I was like, So
• 1:08:05
  what do you all takes on Talarico?
• 1:08:06
  And they're like, oh, that nut. Like they just think he's crazy.
• 1:08:10
  He's not. He's not that.
• 1:08:13
  Crazy at all compared to your fucking Republican?
• 1:08:15
  Yeah, but I was like, I was like, hey, man.
• 1:08:17
  I was like, OK, you could disagree with them, but those
• 1:08:20
  guys are like two of the dirtiest politicians are like
• 1:08:23
  Ken Paxton is one of the dirtiest politicians and he's
• 1:08:27
  like, well, I don't know about that.
• 1:08:30
  Like I'm like, no, dude. Like it's proven.
• 1:08:32
  Like there's other people who like got arrested, got indicted,
• 1:08:36
  have fines. He just like he got impeached
• 1:08:39
  and then they didn't vote to uphold the impeachment, but like
• 1:08:42
  a bunch of Texas Republicans were like, this dude's fucking
• 1:08:45
  wild. He's paying for lifts, you know,
• 1:08:48
  Matt, Matt Gates style dude. Like he was on some like old
• 1:08:51
  boomer Matt Gates shit, which is like, I mean, I guess safer.
• 1:08:56
  He wasn't like hanging out with Epstein.
• 1:08:58
  But last one, Trump success at purging Republican dissenters
• 1:09:06
  may not help him in midterm elections. 5 This is from the AP
• 1:09:11
  by Thomas Beaumont and Bill Barrow Five months ago,
• 1:09:16
  President Donald Trump was stinging from one of his first
• 1:09:19
  political defeats on his second term as Republican state
• 1:09:23
  senators defied him on redistricting in Indiana.
• 1:09:28
  He has now proved that he can push wayward party members at He
• 1:09:31
  can still put punish wayward party members after he endorsed
• 1:09:35
  a slate of challengers who defeated almost every single one
• 1:09:38
  of the lawmakers he wanted to dislodge.
• 1:09:41
  But that success may not help Republicans odds in November and
• 1:09:45
  midterm elections. With Trump sagging poll numbers,
• 1:09:47
  lingering inflation and frustration over the war in Iran
• 1:09:50
  have boosted Democrats chance of retaking control of Congress.
• 1:09:54
  Some Republicans are worried that the intraparty fighting are
• 1:09:57
  caustic, are costing time and money and should be focused on
• 1:10:01
  defeating their their majority or defending their majorities in
• 1:10:05
  Washington. Every dollar going towards
• 1:10:07
  keeping seats we already have and not towards winning ones we
• 1:10:10
  don't. So they're basically, and that's
• 1:10:12
  what really matters is Rick Tyler.
• 1:10:14
  Rick Tyler, a Republican strategist who has been critical
• 1:10:18
  of the president, which is true. John Cornyn spent $91 million.
• 1:10:23
  Isn't it like the most fun ever spent in the primary for Senate?
• 1:10:28
  Yeah, just to have a run off, not a good look.
• 1:10:35
  There's a lot of people said if he didn't win that, that a lot
• 1:10:37
  of people were going to defect from calling from.
• 1:10:40
  I think it was calling Allred, or maybe it was.
• 1:10:43
  What was the guy's name? Yeah, he just won his seat and
• 1:10:47
  then agreed to redistrict and then lost it.
• 1:10:50
  He was pushing for his people to go vote for Ken Paxton over
• 1:10:55
  voting for Cornyn. So that's why they said like,
• 1:10:57
  Oh, well, that would swing the majority in Paxton.
• 1:10:59
  Well, all that was the Democrat that was running, I thought.
• 1:11:02
  No, OK, so who was who's the third guy that was running who
• 1:11:05
  just like got demolished but refused to drop out?
• 1:11:10
  Sorry, I'll look this up. Did you see the Kentucky Derby
• 1:11:17
  winner? That was the first time a woman
• 1:11:20
  trainer won the Kentucky Derby. No, I did not.
• 1:11:29
  Joseph's looking up this third Republican that nobody cares
• 1:11:32
  about. Well, I know it matters.
• 1:11:34
  Wesley Hunt because he had So John Cornyn got 41.9%, forty
• 1:11:40
  1.9%, so just a little under a million votes.
• 1:11:43
  Ken Paxton got 800 and 8100 thousand votes.
• 1:11:47
  Wesley Hunt got almost 300,000 votes, so they're saying that if
• 1:11:51
  he were to take that, he would have overtaken Cornyn.
• 1:11:54
  So that's where they're saying, oh, there's a big thing now with
• 1:11:57
  Teller Rico. He had 1.2 million people vote
• 1:12:00
  for him, and then Jasmine Crockett lost by 200,000 people.
• 1:12:05
  So there's a lot of people who would have rather it have been
• 1:12:08
  Jasmine Crockett versus one of those guys.
• 1:12:10
  But the fact that it's Teller Rico makes them a little bit
• 1:12:13
  more nervous. And she's from Dallas and she'd
• 1:12:16
  lost. I mean, I guess she won the
• 1:12:17
  surrounding area, but she did not do as good and even in
• 1:12:22
  Dallas as she thought she was going to.
• 1:12:25
  But we've seen this all over the place, this re redistricting and
• 1:12:29
  gerrymandering. However, Trump doesn't seem to
• 1:12:33
  doesn't seem to have any second thoughts about purging his party
• 1:12:36
  of dissenters. Indiana primary will likely
• 1:12:38
  bolster his confidence in other primer and other primaries this
• 1:12:42
  month as he tries to out House US Senator Bill Cassidy from
• 1:12:46
  Louisiana and US Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky.
• 1:12:52
  It also ratchets up the pressure on Republican lawmakers and
• 1:12:55
  other states to more aggressive to move it more aggressively to
• 1:12:59
  redraw Congressional District boundaries this year.
• 1:13:03
  Alabama and Tennessee have already begun special sessions
• 1:13:06
  that could limit Black voters strength in Democratic leaning
• 1:13:09
  districts and some of Trump's allies in the South in South
• 1:13:12
  Carolina want to follow suit. We did see where in the Supreme
• 1:13:17
  Court threw out the districting in Louisiana where they created
• 1:13:23
  originally. The new maps or the maps they
• 1:13:26
  have redeemed as like prejudicial based off of racial
• 1:13:29
  lines. They only had one area or one
• 1:13:33
  one like predominantly black district that was represented.
• 1:13:37
  So they created 2 black majority districts that got approved and
• 1:13:41
  now they just threw that out saying because people challenged
• 1:13:44
  it and said that it was racial, it was racial discrimination.
• 1:13:48
  Yeah, they got rid of the fucking Voting Rights Act, which
• 1:13:51
  made like it necessary to have at least a certain amount of
• 1:13:57
  black districts because otherwise they would gerrymander
• 1:14:01
  it in Alabama in the South and make make it no black districts.
• 1:14:05
  And that's what's about to happen.
• 1:14:07
  And, and the Supreme Court said that they can do it ahead of
• 1:14:09
  schedule. So it's for this the next
• 1:14:11
  upcoming election. Like they're like, votes are
• 1:14:12
  already happening. Stupid.
• 1:14:18
  Yeah. And Trump started this
• 1:14:20
  redistricting competition, though, and that's where in some
• 1:14:23
  places, like in Texas, they redrew their districts and they
• 1:14:26
  created it to where they thought they were going to keep the
• 1:14:30
  Latino vote in Texas. So they really leaned into that.
• 1:14:33
  And the way they redrew some of these districts and tested Texas
• 1:14:36
  picked up more of a Latino vote of and now they've alienated
• 1:14:40
  those people. Well, what happens is, yeah,
• 1:14:42
  it's like you've gone, you've gone from a super safe
• 1:14:45
  Republican district to like now you're only up by like 8 points
• 1:14:51
  because they like move some Republicans out of your district
• 1:14:53
  to go into another district so they can swoop another district.
• 1:14:56
  Except for it could be such a wave election that you that now
• 1:15:00
  that these districts are way closer, you know that you guys
• 1:15:05
  might end up losing seats because you're putting more
• 1:15:09
  Democrats into districts that didn't have them before.
• 1:15:13
  Or more swing voters into districts and independents that
• 1:15:16
  aren't supportive. Of what's they're just less safe
• 1:15:19
  districts and so in in wave elections like you can get
• 1:15:22
  trounced like this could backfire.
• 1:15:24
  It's going to be a wave election.
• 1:15:26
  Trust. In Ohio, Vivek Ramaswamy won his
• 1:15:30
  OH I. Didn't know he's.
• 1:15:32
  Runner yeah, he run at 82% of the vote.
• 1:15:36
  Crazy. Some people, yeah, but some
• 1:15:38
  people are like, yeah, but I mean, is he going to be
• 1:15:41
  competitive to win the election comes?
• 1:15:44
  Ohio, it's possible. Whatever.
• 1:15:49
  If he's as a congressman, like I'm not worried about Vivek
• 1:15:52
  being in the House, like. You know, he's just.
• 1:15:55
  Annoying. He's annoying like.
• 1:15:57
  I really didn't like him. He's just.
• 1:15:58
  Yeah, he's annoying, but like, yeah, I would never want to be
• 1:16:01
  president, but he's going to, you know, run a district in
• 1:16:03
  Ohio. Like, go for it, bro.
• 1:16:06
  Hopefully they don't eat the cats and dogs.
• 1:16:09
  Five of Trump's targets have lost their races. 111 race was
• 1:16:13
  too close to call. Redistrict ASAP for a November
• 1:16:16
  election or face a real risk of losing your seat.
• 1:16:19
  No excuse, Robbie Starbuck, a conservative activist, wrote on
• 1:16:23
  social media. Reschedule primaries if you
• 1:16:25
  must, but redraw the map. Voters demand action now, not
• 1:16:29
  weakness. The racists in the neighborhood
• 1:16:32
  want you to keep staying control.
• 1:16:34
  So redraw those maps. But that's where in some of them
• 1:16:38
  they've redrawn them. And like you said, so they
• 1:16:40
  might, they could potentially backfire big time, which I mean,
• 1:16:45
  obviously I hope they do. Thomas Massie is one of the big
• 1:16:48
  proponents of the Epstein files. He worked across aisles for the
• 1:16:52
  bipartisan Epstein Epstein Act vote he's been pivotal in.
• 1:17:00
  Yeah, he's called Trump out more than anybody who's in Congress.
• 1:17:03
  I thought he wasn't running again.
• 1:17:06
  Yeah, well, he's, he wants to get rid of Massey and Cassidy.
• 1:17:11
  Massey has been among members of Congress who were frustrated by
• 1:17:14
  the president by frustrated the president by pressing the
• 1:17:17
  release of the files, challenging Trump for taking
• 1:17:20
  military action in Iran without congressional approval and
• 1:17:24
  voting against the party's sweeping tax and budget bill
• 1:17:27
  last year. A vote with the Republican Party
• 1:17:30
  and this president 90% of the time and the 10% of the time,
• 1:17:34
  I'm not voting with the party or or the president.
• 1:17:37
  I'm keeping the promises that the president and I campaigned
• 1:17:40
  on. And that's what's been the
• 1:17:43
  biggest thing there was. I mean, I don't know if it's
• 1:17:45
  real or not. It looks like it is.
• 1:17:47
  But there was that whole speech or like diatribe that Marjorie
• 1:17:52
  Taylor Green was giving where she said like the day that MAGA
• 1:17:54
  died is whenever it was like I, I, I signed the petition because
• 1:18:00
  the stuff needed to be released. And this is what we were doing.
• 1:18:03
  And he called me and was like, Hey, we don't need to do that.
• 1:18:06
  A lot of my friends are going to get in trouble.
• 1:18:07
  Like what are you doing? You need to take your name off,
• 1:18:10
  take your name off of the, the, the petition to release the
• 1:18:14
  Epstein files. And she refused.
• 1:18:19
  But this is what we've seen is like the attacks of these
• 1:18:23
  towards these people. I know we've talked about it so
• 1:18:25
  many times. It's so transparent.
• 1:18:27
  It's so frustrating that people don't see it for what it is.
• 1:18:32
  But Massey would be, he was one of the 1st to go.
• 1:18:34
  So Marge is after the fact, like, but I mean, Massey's been
• 1:18:39
  pivotal to this whole entire thing.
• 1:18:42
  And yeah, he'll make them comments in on TV live, be like,
• 1:18:46
  not fuck this guy. And it's crazy because it's
• 1:18:49
  coming from him. And like he said, he votes for
• 1:18:51
  them 90% of the time. What do you see happening with
• 1:18:55
  this? Do you think they do you think
• 1:18:57
  they just lose their majorities like it it backfires on them or
• 1:19:00
  do you think they're able to? I think 1. 100% the House has
• 1:19:02
  done for the Republicans. I don't know about the Senate,
• 1:19:05
  but it's it's in play. Which before wasn't it, maybe
• 1:19:08
  just the House, but they would hold the Senate.
• 1:19:10
  And now it's just gotten worse and worse.
• 1:19:12
  Yeah, think they said gas prices are up 52% at this point.
• 1:19:18
  What's gas for you out there right now?
• 1:19:20
  Over $6. That's crazy.
• 1:19:27
  I couldn't even imagine. It's not that here, but we're
• 1:19:31
  hitting up getting close to that $4.00 which attacks.
• 1:19:35
  This is crazy high because like we're.
• 1:19:37
  Yeah. I mean, you go to QuikTrip.
• 1:19:39
  It's when I bought my car, it would be like 30 bucks to fill
• 1:19:42
  it up. Now it cost me.
• 1:19:43
  Yeah, about 60 bucks. 62 bucks to fill my car.
• 1:19:45
  Crazy. Yeah, yeah, like, luckily I'm
• 1:19:49
  not having to drive too far. If this happened four years ago
• 1:19:53
  for work, I'd be losing my mind, dude.
• 1:19:57
  I don't know how I'd be functioning.
• 1:19:59
  I was filling up once a week. I'd be broke like it was.
• 1:20:02
  I would have to be doing something else honestly, because
• 1:20:05
  it'd be too far. And it's wild people are asking
• 1:20:10
  for raises based off of inflation, based off of gas
• 1:20:13
  going up. Like that's it's wild to think
• 1:20:16
  that if you were to ask somebody like, Hey, I need you to do me a
• 1:20:19
  favor XYZ. And it required them driving
• 1:20:22
  like you would like, almost like, it's almost expected like,
• 1:20:25
  and we'll cover your gas. Yeah.
• 1:20:29
  Because I mean, that's a deterrent for people like, hey,
• 1:20:31
  it's too far for me to drive. I can't afford to drive out here
• 1:20:35
  anymore. And so Uber prices have
• 1:20:37
  skyrocketed. Ubers are not cheap.
• 1:20:40
  Like they're not anywhere near they where they used to be, but.
• 1:20:42
  That was because they were subsidizing it before to get you
• 1:20:45
  hooked to it and then and. Then no, I know that cost is
• 1:20:47
  coming in. The real cost is coming in, but
• 1:20:49
  also gas is super expensive and they're going to increase that
• 1:20:55
  just to make sure they're taking care of their people.
• 1:20:56
  So I don't know. I just thought it was
• 1:20:59
  interesting and you brought it up earlier.
• 1:21:00
  So I was like, oh, that's the last article.
• 1:21:02
  It's just, yeah, they're redrawn this shit.
• 1:21:04
  He's getting rid of people, but the more the people he's
• 1:21:08
  endorsing and replacing are just getting more and more and more
• 1:21:12
  extreme because he's losing like the mainline Republicans that
• 1:21:16
  helped him get get elected the first time, then the second time
• 1:21:21
  more the second time and like backing him and supporting him
• 1:21:24
  and giving him extra credibility.
• 1:21:26
  And now he's getting rid of a bunch of them.
• 1:21:27
  It's just, it's fucking weird, man.
• 1:21:30
  It's, I hope it blows up, but I could also see them continuing
• 1:21:34
  to try to pull shit. I think we're going to see
• 1:21:37
  videos of people getting arrested at polling stations for
• 1:21:40
  no reasons, all sorts of goofy shit.
• 1:21:45
  Like I think that if if you show up wearing like a Biden shirt,
• 1:21:48
  you're not supposed to wear, you know, political affiliated
• 1:21:50
  stuff. When you go vote, it's against
• 1:21:52
  the law or whatever, but people do it.
• 1:21:55
  Like there would be people in MAGA hats going to vote the
• 1:21:57
  first time he voted. I think they're going to fuck
• 1:22:00
  with people. I think it's only going to get
• 1:22:02
  worse. Something to get worse.
• 1:22:03
  I don't know about that though. You got anything else, hot boy?
• 1:22:09
  Meditate, bitches. Well make sure y'all like
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  follow, subscribe, leave a comment, whatever.
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  We don't give a shit, we just like that you listen.
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  Any new countries by the way? Are we still rocking what we
• 1:22:23
  got? Nap just 108.
• 1:22:25
  We went through a surge A. 108, yeah, that's great.
• 1:22:30
  That is more than half of the world.
• 1:22:35
  That's actually pretty tight, but y'all be good, stay focused,
• 1:22:38
  stay strong, stay off drugs or on drugs if that's your thing.
• 1:22:41
  And as always, go fuck yourselves.
• 1:22:45
  Shout out. Mr. Goody 2 shoes.
• 1:22:59
  Don't forget the baby. I love a bitch.
• 1:23:02
  You can the crazy fuck me like she loved me but she fight me
• 1:23:08
  like she hate me and and that shit don't faze me.
• 1:23:12
  I fuck like I hate her but she know that she my baby.
• 1:23:16
  I love her bitch you kind of crazy talk shit to my face and
• 1:23:22
  then she swallow all my babies all day and she don't faze me
• 1:23:28
  'cause I've been in the cut since they were calling me a
• 1:23:32
  baby. What time it is as soon as I
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  All these bitches, all these drugs.
• 1:23:42
  I died and went to heaven. All the bitches who jumped ship.
• 1:23:46
  They don't know what they missing not be smoking
• 1:23:49
  presidential. I feel like Bill Clinton down a
• 1:23:53
  residential bitch. I hate a bitch you out here
• 1:24:26
  talking like she made me. I love a bitch who's out of damn
• 1:24:31
  mind. I hate a bitch who broken lazy
• 1:24:36
  y'all in love with good girls. I like mine disgusting tights.
• 1:24:40
  Ask me goody will you choke me while you fuck me tight to tell
• 1:24:44
  me goody past a liquor and the drugs me tight to tell me goody
• 1:24:49
  I could eat you up?