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Mornings In Your Head (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.31.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. In your heart, you know he's right.
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  And now for something completely different. Hi.
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  So tired! I'm tired, damn it! But I'm still here.
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  Yeah, I know. And now... Back to the Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention,
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  FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud,
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  rude, aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome to
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  Hoppy Hour. door is closing hi this is ryan hoppy's
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  mom and you're listening to hoppy hour welcome
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  back to hoppy hour with ryan hoppy yes now no
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  no no if i hit this button boom the whole program's
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  gonna start okay we'll hit it all right And now
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  for something completely different. Hoppy Hour
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  starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This
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  is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. I don't even know what
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  to talk about. Should I even do this? I'm okay.
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  Man, yesterday I worked in a very... for the
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  radio station all day. It was fine. It was whatever.
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  It was good. My Lord. Got off of work at 7. Went
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  to Publix and got food. I went out a little bit.
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  But my God. Last night. I was so freaking wired,
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  man. Could not go to bed until like 2 .30. It's
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  time to turn it on. And I believe we're close
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  to a full moon, and my cat always acts up when
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  there's a full moon, man. Man, am I dragging
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  ass right now. And as I look out the window of
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  this small studio I record in, I see cloudy weather.
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  Yeah! That helps out my mental health. Oh, my
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  God. But if I didn't record today, what else
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  am I going to do? Sarah Bumble. What am I? I'm
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  not on dating apps. What am I going to do? It's
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  only logic that I would, you know, do my podcast.
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  I mean, what else am I going to do, dude? All
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  right. I love this beat. My homie CJ beats me.
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  And Courtney Brown did the rapping. That was
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  me in the beginning, by the way. When you go,
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  Andre! That was me going on the radio. I'm in
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  a very delirious mood. Oh, my God. You can always
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  call the show. 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494
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  -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio.
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  You can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail
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  .com. I'm exhausted, man. We recorded 400. I
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  made 490 videos this year of my show. And 133
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  shows. Mmm. Mmm. But, um, you know what I think
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  would be a good pick -me -up? Finally, I'm one
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  of those guys who can't wait to get to work in
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  the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Oh, yes!
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  Yes! Oh! Didn't I wake everybody up? By the way,
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  if you're dragging ass like me today, you know
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  what you do? I'm drinking it out of a Yeti cup
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  because we cannot have orphan drinks in the studio.
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  But if you have an energy drink next to you,
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  I want you to drink that energy drink like you've
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  never drank it before. Yeah, my Celsius here.
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  Oh, yeah. Yesterday's sneaker culture with a
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  wild 94 wine was sponsored by Celsius. And it
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  was free Celsius. Took like nine of them. All
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  right. Oh, yeah. Either sounds like a water bong
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  or oral sex. I don't know which one. You can
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  tell I go to smoke shops which are turned into
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  water bongs. Yeah, can I get a bong? In like
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  2016. You mean a water bong? Yes. No, it's a
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  tobacco pipe. Yeah, it's totally what it's for.
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  Not marijuana. It's for tobacco. All right, what
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  do we got here? Here's Melissa Ford. Now I find
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  Melissa Ford hot as hell. She's like one of those
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  women that used to be a bust -out and tries to
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  erase her past. Now listen, I don't judge anybody
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  off their promiscuity. All right, get off promiscuous.
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  Not really. Bye. A lot of times, these girls
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  that were former party girls, you know what they
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  do? They're embarrassed about their naughty 20s
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  and 30s. So once they get to their 40s, they
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  become these feminists. I don't know about women
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  empowerment, which is fine. There's nothing wrong
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  with that. Don't get me wrong. But all of a sudden,
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  they're like judging younger snow bodies for
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  getting banged up. And I was like, you know what?
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  You're ridiculous. But that was you at one point.
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  Melissa Forge says she built her own moral code.
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  That's what I'm saying. Found unconditional love
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  in her puppies. And revealed her mom left her
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  off financially. I found it really interesting
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  that people seem to feel like I need to justify
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  what makes my life meaningful. This is what I'm
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  talking about. All these video vixens. Hey, stupid.
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  They're like golden girl age. Think about it.
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  And they're recovering. Side chicks. I have determined
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  what makes my life meaningful. I have my own
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  system of values. That's good. I have my own
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  ethics, my own moral code. I know what I place
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  high on the list and what is not that. She's
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  talking about men. You know, you know, the vibrator
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  gets some usage every night. And I ain't talking
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  about the vibration from your cell phone. I don't
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  know. I know when you're Elon Musk, you can bang
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  on whoever you want to a point. Maybe it's the
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  tism in him. But it kind of seems like he just
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  bangs everything to breeze and it's more of a
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  baby mama drama sort of thing than he needs to.
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  What do I mean by that? Here's Ashley Sinclair,
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  his baby mama, saying that Elon offered her $40
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  million to sign an NDA. Ah, she's doing what
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  all the cackling women do. Not saying all women
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  are cackling, just the cackling ones. Spawn the,
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  uh, Taylor Frankie Paul, Brianna Chicken Fry,
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  Kayla Nicole move. I'm talking about the man.
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  And without the man, here's another hot girl.
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  That were uncomfortable, particularly as it relates
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  to women and the treatment of women. Yeah. Even
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  though I take women back by having kids with
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  an obvious deadbeat dad. Within the right wing,
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  I had experiences of my own, like with members
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  of Congress, like Madison Cawthorn. Yeah, I went
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  down. While I was working at Republican companies.
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  Oh, good for you. over your frickin' LinkedIn
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  resume, why don't you? I had horrible experiences
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  with people like Benny Johnson. I saw things
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  that were uncomfortable, but... You know what
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  it is? Maybe if all your roommates were terrible...
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  Maybe you're the terrible one! You know that
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  analogy? You might be the problem! I couldn't
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  leave, and then eventually... Skipping through
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  a few chapters, I get an offer for $40 million
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  for an NDA. Hell yeah, it's time to go, eh? And
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  from whom? From Elon. Okay. And here are the
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  dirty notes. It's all these liberal journalists
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  are interviewing her. She wouldn't piss on you
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  if you're on fire. I'm just saying. It's kind
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  of like, you know, when George Bush became like
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  a talking piece of, oh my God, look at me, Jimmy
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  Kimmel. I'm not Donald Trump. It's so fake. And
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  so when you're an NDA, like to never say anything
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  about him ever? Non -disparagement into eternity.
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  Okay. Hell yeah, I take that. But you got nothing
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  else. Because without being Elon's baby mama,
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  what else do you have? I'm not saying you don't
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  have accomplishments in life. That's not what
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  I'm saying. But I am saying the most interesting
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  thing about you is that Elon Musk knocked you
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  up. 40 million. 40 million. So it was 15 million.
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  When was this? This was December of 2024. Okay.
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  Hey, shut up. You're annoying. I don't want to
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  hear your voice. It was $15 million lump and
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  then $100K a month for 20 years, 21 years. Oh,
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  yeah. I'd have sex with Ian for that. Kidding.
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  A little over $40 million. And in that moment,
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  you have to make a choice. You're like, do I
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  want to be a good person? Nah, you don't. And
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  there's like very hyperbolically people talk
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  about like selling your soul in Hollywood and
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  politics. Yeah. Oh! Look at you, you're so well
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  -spoken. Ever talk about the moment that you're
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  presented with that offer? Yeah. So you're trying
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  to act like you're this huge moral superiority.
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  Even though you had a kid with someone. It wasn't
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  like you had a kid with an everyday average autistic,
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  you know. up -and -coming musician. You had it
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  with the richest guy ever who's known to have
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  like seven different baby mamas. So you knew
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  what you were signing up for. Shut up! So sick
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  and tired of these women out here. Not all women.
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  Just the ones that have kids when a deadbeat
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  did. And then they're mad about the results.
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  It was always a deadbeat. You're stupid. Sorry.
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  I know that comes off a little, you know. Hello,
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  rude. I don't like that tone. I'm just saying.
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  Oh, I tend to take the moral superiority. No,
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  you didn't. The moral superiority would be not
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  getting knocked up outside of marriage. Because
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  aren't you conservative? Isn't that against your
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  values? And that's what a lot of conservatives
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  do. Do as I say. Not as I do. Blah, blah, blah.
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  Man, she annoying. No wonder Elon Musk tried
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  to pay her to shut up. He knew she would go everywhere.
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  And she just thinks she's so interesting. Oh
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  yeah, there's Sajabai opening up about his sobriety.
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  I feel this sometimes, though. But that's only
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  when I drink the drink, man. Well said, dude!
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  Gotta keep it cool, man. Oh, God. Gotta keep
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  it cool. Because I don't even drink. I don't
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  even drink. I ain't no more, bro. I stopped drinking
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  land for like a year. Sometimes I just be relapsing
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  like heavy. I was driving around. Turned on hip
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  -hop radio, and I heard what I thought was Yav,
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  his beat. Yeah, I tricked. Yeah. I'm like, yeah.
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  2007 gold. And then it was a remix. I'm sick
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  and tired of these Gen Z artists making these
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  terrible songs where they're sampling the better
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  beats from my era. Make your own fucking beat.
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  Mm -hmm. A week ago, guys. And I just like, it
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  ain't even bored. Like, I'm going to just tell,
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  I'm going to say the truth. I'll be like overstimulated.
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  Like, yeah, me too, dude. Go bang on Lisa Ann
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  again. When I be feeling overstimulated. I bang
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  on Lisa Ann. I'm going to pull up, bro. Oh, pull
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  up, bro. That's such a 2007 line. I mean, you
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  would say pull up to anybody. You want some hot
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  ass baddies at your 2012 high school drinking
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  party? Pull up. You want to beat the crap out
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  of a nerd? Pop! Who was the nerd that was getting
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  beat up? Me! That's how I know about it. Oh,
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  yeah, here's Adam 22. The loser! I got to be
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  careful with my voice today. Recently, I've been
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  out in public hanging out, and all of a sudden,
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  my voice is like... It does a number on me, yelling
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  into a microphone about mutants like, you must
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  be my man. That's the loser, Adam 22. Adam 22
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  says people overreact when they find out certain
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  couples like him and his wife are in an open
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  relationship. He says sometimes it's just calm
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  to enjoy while watching your wife getting fucked
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  so hard by another person. Maybe not. I mean,
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  the first person that really brought this to
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  attention was Bono. Love Sponge. That was very
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  strange. It is weird how as time goes on, all
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  those guys are, you know, the people I either
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  listen to, work for, or learn from are all becoming
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  old. And I know we're all going to be old someday.
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  But you still got Bono Love Sponge talking smack
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  about people online. Bro! You're 60 years old.
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  If you would have saved your money, you could
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  have been like Mad Cow and retired 10 years ago.
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  Here is Adam 22 talking about the open relationship
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  of his hot ass wife. Lena Plug is there. I plug
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  her up. ...judgmental about anybody with an open
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  relationship. If people find out that your girl
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  is getting f***ed by other people... Oh, yeah!
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  And it's more fun watching others bigger than
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  you. He's one of those guys, whenever Adam...
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  I've unfortunately watched some of his stuff.
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  Whenever Adam227 sucks, he's like, Oh, yeah!
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  He does that obnoxious things that narcissists
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  do when they make a porn on those guys. He's
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  like, Oh, yeah! Yeah! Shut up! It ain't about
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  you! They're so unbelievably judgmental about
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  it. Even if you have an open relationship on
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  both ends, you know? And I also feel like as
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  soon as you acknowledge being a that they put
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  like an additional level of stigma on you, if
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  you like watching it. Oh yeah. Man. She's just
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  looking at him. Like you just do now, you know,
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  the D well, you can learn a thing or two from
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  Papa Hoppy. No, Ryan. Don't go down the road
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  bragging. You know what my rule is? And I tell
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  this to all the youngsters. Because for some
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  reason, all the 24 -year -olds want to talk to
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  me when I am out of bar. Maybe because I have
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  sad energy. So they're like, how can I not be
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  like that, dude? But I'm telling you, ladies
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  and gentlemen, all boys and girls, Do not be
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  like me. But people do come up to me for advice.
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  And I tell them, it doesn't matter what the girl
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  looks like. She could be a hot piece of ass,
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  you know, model. Or a girl that has more to love.
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  Spank that booty. No, but what am I saying? Whatever
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  you have. I guess this could go with gay sex.
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  I don't know. I'm not really in the mood to try
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  it. I'm an ally. Pro -gay. But I'm telling you,
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  when you have a beautiful woman on your lap,
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  because I can only speak for hetero, you got
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  to go to pound town. You got to bring the ruckus.
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  Maybe when you're having sex and the girl's on
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  top, maybe you give 75%. You go pretty hard,
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  but you chill. No, no, no, no. Especially if
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  you're really into it, you know. Make sure you're
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  sore the next day. Because then years later,
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  you'll get a report that your ex says, you're
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  the best shit I've ever had. Which I think that
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  this is wrong, but this is like how the average
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  person seems to view it, at least on Twitter.
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  And my entail. God, he's a disturbing dude. Here's
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  a woman who seems kind of bitchy. Telling men
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  why they need a bitchy woman in their life. You
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  want to end up with a bitchy woman. You want
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  to know why? Why? Men love bitches and men should
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  love bitches. Okay. There's a difference between
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  being kind of a bitch and a buddy. Are you like,
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  I've dated bitches before? Oh, my girlfriends.
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  No. Yeah, kind of. But what I'm saying is like,
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  how they treat other people is how they're going
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  to treat you. So here's what I mean. Here's how
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  it goes. If they have a boss who's a man, if
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  they have a boss who is just an absolute douche,
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  and all they do is talk bad about that boss,
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  That's all they're going to talk about you. Really
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  pay attention. Really pay attention. Because
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  the girl that is a little bit mean, that is a
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  little bit blunt, that is the woman that's going
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  to hold herself to her standards. Yeah, the problem
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  is they have never ending standards. They never
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  settle. And I'm not saying you're supposed to
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  settle. They just keep going on and on. Hold
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  you to her expectations. Men want to be challenged.
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  That makes a man feel masculine. I bet this girl's
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  from L .A. County. She has that vocal fry. She
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  pushes him. All right. Yeah, the problem is when
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  you date a bitch, it's just not really ideal.
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  They're fun in bed, but you'll have, you know,
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  like when you have an argument with a woman.
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  Mm -hmm. And you feel like the argument wraps
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  up. All right. Bye. It's over. We'll put that
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  in the vault. It is what it is. Sorry I'm not
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  there on the dishes more. But it's all resolved.
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  And you'll have makeup sex that night. You cuddle
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  and you go to bed. Let's say this happens in,
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  let's say January. Then May comes around. And
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  all of a sudden, that moment from January gets
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  brought up again. That's what bitchy women do.
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  Is when you think it's all wrapped up. When you
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  think it's all over. It keeps happening. And
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  you're like, please. Please. Please. And they
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  don't care. I often wonder what it's like for
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  gay couples. What I mean by that is this. It's
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  one of those things. I spoke like Mike Tyson.
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  It's one of those things. That when you talk
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  to gay people. One of my friends who's gay. Told
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  me he realized. Being gay. That all the dating
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  norms. Are out the window. So I can't really
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  relate. The other day I asked my friend. Who's
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  pansexual. which pretty much means, it's like
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  a different way of saying bisexual. It means
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  you're attracted to anything. It means you're
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  attracted to people for their personality. And
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  I was talking to two of my friends that are LGBTQ+.
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  And I said, what's the definition of pansexual?
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  And my one friend goes, oh, it means, you know,
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  that you're attracted to them for their personality.
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  And then my friend who's bisexual and not gay
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  goes, Now it means that a hole's a hole. And
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  I was like, that's a way to put it. Gypsy Rose.
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  Everyone's favorite dirty, rotten broad. She
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  says Mackenzie Shirella has a lot of maturing
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  to do. So does Gypsy. Did you watch the Netflix
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  show The Crash? I did. I did. You have the mental
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  capacity of a 14 -year -old. So I talk like one.
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  All the documentaries that's currently out. She
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  has a little bit of a beer belly. And although
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  I... It's her boobs. Watch these documentaries.
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  I'm not a true crime junkie. Some people might
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  think I am, but I'm not. Now you're a real life
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  true crime junkie. But it did seem interesting,
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  so I did watch it. I can't listen to that. I
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  feel hungover and I'm not even hungover, but
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  that's fine. You might get hurt during your evenings.
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  I got my mommy killed. Don't think I'm above
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  killing you, bitch. Here's a girl insisting why
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  you should always buy a drink. Buying a girl
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  a drink at the bar will increase your success
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  rate by at least 50%. This might come off as
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  controversial. You might not want to hear this,
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  but it's true. It's just a nice thing to do.
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  It depends. I don't like when a woman takes advantage
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  and is like, I'll take a triple daiquiri. With
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  tequila. And it's like, Jesus, that's $27. Can't
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  you get a giant Coke? You come off as a gentleman.
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  It's polite. Also, just the idea of like buying
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  her a drink, even just three minutes into knowing
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  her, shows that you're a man that is willing
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  and is able to provide. I mean, just buy me everything
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  because I'm making 50 bucks a month off of showing
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  my coochie on the OnlyFans. That's what that
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  means. Erica Banks thinks women shouldn't know
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  it. Have to keep track of their body count. Whenever
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  there's a woman out there that is so against
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  the body count, that's because they have a high
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  on. It really is weird when you're talking to
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  a girl and you're like, man, I wonder how many
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  people have been inside of her. I'm sorry. I've
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  been known as the guy that says the things that
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  all the people are thinking about won't say.
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  And that's one of them. When you're on a first
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  date, you're like, And you start talking about
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  boyfriend after boyfriend after boyfriend after
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  boyfriend after boyfriend after boyfriend after
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  boyfriend. And it's kind of like Taylor Swift's
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  kind of body count where it really sneaks up
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  on you. And you're like, wow, you've been one
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  of a lot of guys. Ah, Lado shaded Cardi B on
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  her new album. A long -awaited album last night,
• 27:01
  so y 'all know I'm here to give y 'all the rundown.
• 27:03
  The project includes features from 21 Savage,
• 27:05
  Sexy Red, Doja Cat, and more. And Sexy Red skanks.
• 27:08
  One lyric in particular has social media going
• 27:10
  crazy. So fans are thinking that she may be taking
• 27:13
  a shot at Cardi B on her track, Gimme Dat. On
• 27:15
  the song, Lado raps, at what, let's clock it,
• 27:18
  really got a Hermes store in my closet, talking
• 27:20
  about buying Big Mama a bag like my aunt already
• 27:23
  bought it. Mm -hmm. Now here's the tea. If you
• 27:27
  don't remember Cardi B's leaked call controversy,
• 27:29
  where last year Cardi allegedly name -dropped
• 27:32
  Lotto while ranting about iSpice. Cause she's
• 27:34
  a hooker! At the time, the leaked audio sparked
• 27:36
  a lot of backlash online, leading Cardi to publicly
• 27:39
  apologize to Lotto. Cardi took to X and said,
• 27:41
  I was ranting and hot at the moment, but I f***ed
• 27:43
  with Lotto heavy. I respect X. Yeah, that's what
• 27:45
  she always does. She always acts like a dirty,
• 27:48
  rotten moron, bitchin' all over. And then she's
• 27:52
  like, I didn't mean it! Shut up! Everything about
• 27:57
  her, including her team, that's so sweet. I don't
• 28:00
  know. She's walking it back because she knew
• 28:04
  Leto was going to bring it to the music. Because
• 28:08
  all Cardi B knows how to rap about is her vagina.
• 28:12
  This is sad news. It happened in Galveston, Texas.
• 28:18
  Right here. Galveston, Texas. Eight students
• 28:22
  were stuck on Pleasure Pier's Iron Shark roller
• 28:24
  coaster. The Galveston Fire Department chief
• 28:26
  said they received a call at 5 .37 p .m. on Thursday.
• 28:29
  Houston ISD, the public school system. I love
• 28:31
  this guy. It's a great voice. It's just so endearing.
• 28:36
  I bet he's quite the generous lover. Confirmed
• 28:39
  that they were students and they were on a field
• 28:41
  trip. Live cameras show that the ride stopped
• 28:42
  at 5 .21 p .m., roughly 15 minutes before firefighters
• 28:46
  received that phone call. That's got to suck
• 28:49
  hanging out, man. Iron Shark Roller Coaster is
• 28:51
  the tallest roller coaster on the pier. Can you
• 28:54
  imagine getting out? It's almost like getting
• 28:56
  out of prison. It has a 100 -foot vertical lift
• 28:58
  hill. Landry's Incorporated, who owns the pier,
• 29:01
  confirmed that the ride had a malfunction, and
• 29:03
  in situations like this, the ride is supposed
• 29:05
  to stop. They said in a statement, our focus
• 29:07
  immediately shifted to the safety of our guests.
• 29:10
  Make sure we don't have any lawsuits. Therefore,
• 29:12
  we contacted the fire department to assist, ensuring
• 29:14
  all guests were safely removed from the ride.
• 29:16
  Yeah, my ex. God bless her heart. I actually
• 29:21
  love theme parks. Man, that was... I'd be like
• 29:28
  closing my eyes during the ride. I just want
• 29:30
  to get a blowjob later. Again, I say the things
• 29:37
  that no one else wants to say. Oh, we're so afraid.
• 29:41
  And it's politically correct. Okay. I'll be here.
• 29:50
  So there's Danny Daniels. Spelled D -A -N -I.
• 29:56
  She's a hot ass pluncher. And here she is saying
• 29:59
  her husband never asked her to stop filming.
• 30:01
  Pretty quick, but it didn't have anything to
• 30:03
  do with Vic. It was honestly this perfect shitstorm
• 30:08
  of life that I was going through at the time.
• 30:11
  And I was wanting to move to New York and shoot
• 30:13
  my own content and focus on my own brand. So
• 30:17
  it honestly just... pretty quick on, but not,
• 30:21
  it wasn't like, oh, I'm so in love with this
• 30:23
  guy, I'm not going to take any other dick. It
• 30:24
  was just... I love being around porn stars. It's
• 30:29
  always been around so many in radio. I've never
• 30:33
  even had a chance to hook up with one. You got
• 30:37
  to have a certain thing to get a porn star. Money!
• 30:42
  Steak dinner! But they're very awkward in public.
• 30:48
  Not like Elon Musk, autism, uh, awkward. It's
• 30:52
  just like they're damaged puppies. Not all of
• 30:54
  them, just all of them. So what they do is this
• 30:56
  thing where you're like, oh, I'll never forget.
• 30:59
  I have to tell this story. 2023, I'm at Baby
• 31:03
  Nose Strip Club. I joined an event where I was
• 31:07
  the host for the night. Mm -hmm. When I did my
• 31:10
  podcast there. I asked one of the girls, she
• 31:14
  was super cute, had kind of the girl next door
• 31:17
  type of porn. And I said, what did I say to her?
• 31:23
  I said, hey, what did you do today? She goes,
• 31:26
  I locked my dog, went grocery shopping, got my
• 31:29
  asshole bleached. I was like, oh! That's something
• 31:35
  you do for Pride Month! I'm kidding. It was in
• 31:38
  October, but yes, I'll never forget. Just the
• 31:42
  way she went, oh, it's my dog. What's the time?
• 31:45
  You're like, Jesus Christ. You're too honest.
• 31:50
  Just kind of like, oh, I just happen to be in
• 31:52
  this place where I've fucked everyone I've wanted
• 31:55
  to fuck. Like I'm ready to like move on. I'm
• 32:00
  sorry. I'm sorry. Latto reveals to Apple Music
• 32:08
  that she may not be retiring after all. She's
• 32:12
  got like six million in the bank, but she just
• 32:15
  had a kid. Mm -hmm. See, now she's not needing
• 32:21
  to keep making music. By the way, she's still
• 32:23
  freaking hot. You forget what Latto looks like.
• 32:26
  She's got a nice chest. Sit on my lap. I wanted
• 32:29
  to flex that. I'm going to be honest with you.
• 32:31
  When you say... My retirement album, my last
• 32:35
  album, I didn't believe you for one second. Call
• 32:38
  her a sister. I'm just being honest with you.
• 32:42
  I was like, no, you said it yourself. You're
• 32:45
  a very ambitious person. I was like, listen,
• 32:55
  is Laudo confusing maternity leave with retirement?
• 32:59
  Remember when we was talking about postpartum
• 33:02
  depression, good days, bad days? That was definitely
• 33:05
  not one of the good days. Is 21 Savage Nights
• 33:10
  stepping up as a father? Especially experiencing
• 33:14
  postpartum for the first time, you don't know
• 33:16
  what to expect. I kind of underestimated it.
• 33:20
  Damn. She underestimated that. Man, here's Madonna.
• 33:26
  Hanging out with a streamer named Jimskin. Man,
• 33:31
  I would play that with Madonna. It wouldn't even
• 33:34
  be fair. Get out of there. Get the work. When
• 33:41
  did you mic this? So that's her dancing on the
• 33:44
  guy. You wonder about her body count. You can
• 33:47
  totally tell that Sabrina Carpenter was influenced
• 33:50
  by her. It's like her granddaughter. Argentinian
• 33:58
  influencer S. Carso helps Tim Payne, the last
• 34:02
  known World Cup player, go viral. The least known.
• 34:05
  You should go without saying that everybody knows
• 34:07
  legendary New Zealand soccer defender Tim Payne,
• 34:10
  right? Uh, no. Well, you're wrong. At least according
• 34:14
  to Argentine influencer Valen Scarsini. Why is
• 34:20
  this guy talking like a bro? He also known as
• 34:23
  El Scarsos on IG and TikTok, who decided that
• 34:25
  Tim was the most unknown player in the... Whatever,
• 34:27
  man. Gives a shit about soccer. Yeah! Let's hide
• 34:33
  in the cave! It's 0 -0! Woo! Really exciting.
• 34:40
  Here's a special agent revealing the three types
• 34:42
  of people to watch out for. Three types of people
• 34:44
  to watch out for. People who have a lot of drama,
• 34:47
  people who have a lot of conflict, and people
• 34:49
  who complain a lot. That's me! Let's break them
• 34:53
  down. People who have a lot of drama. There's
• 34:56
  something going on. Something's always wrong.
• 34:59
  They're in something. Now you may think, well,
• 35:02
  it's not my drama, it's their drama. Nope. Drama
• 35:05
  spills over. Drama impacts you. And if they're
• 35:08
  a hot volcano all the time, you're going to be
• 35:11
  that too. Also, their stuff leaks into your world.
• 35:16
  It's going to impact you. People who are in conflict.
• 35:20
  Does this feel like the Sunday morning bitch
• 35:23
  fest? Clavicular asked the baby to leave his
• 35:27
  club. Yeah, it's got to be embarrassing for the
• 35:31
  baby when that douchebag actually leaves. Listen,
• 35:37
  I can't stand Dana White. I think he's a moron.
• 35:43
  And he makes all men look bad with his toxic
• 35:46
  masculinity. It's the worst. This guy thinks
• 35:49
  he's better than you. He don't love it better.
• 35:53
  And he even kind of goes, yeah, you know, I got
• 35:55
  away with it. He says men are not allowed to
• 35:58
  complain about their mental health because their
• 36:00
  job is to protect their family. You can complain
• 36:02
  about your mental health and still protect your
• 36:04
  family. You're a toxic masculinity loser. And
• 36:09
  from all reports I have of the rich and elite
• 36:11
  people I know from my former radio job, you're
• 36:13
  kind of a scumbag. We've talked about mental
• 36:16
  health, men talking about their mental health.
• 36:20
  We talked about it inside two years ago. I don't
• 36:23
  think men, why don't you think men should be
• 36:25
  open publicly about their mental health? I'm
• 36:27
  a douche. I'm a douche bag. I can't believe I'm
• 36:30
  a kid with a penis and a thumb. Struggles. Well,
• 36:34
  I think that, unfortunately, when you're a man,
• 36:40
  there are certain obligations you have as a man.
• 36:45
  Like slapping my wife in public. Especially if
• 36:47
  you're a man that's going to get married. And
• 36:50
  start a family. The man has a job in the relationship
• 36:59
  and in the family unit. And a woman has a job
• 37:03
  inside the family unit. Every day when you wake
• 37:08
  up as a man, you are responsible for your family.
• 37:11
  Okay, that's great. Welcome to the 1960s. By
• 37:16
  the way, it doesn't mean you can't complain about
• 37:19
  your mental health. God, you know there's a lot
• 37:22
  to unpack there in this therapy. It's pure narcissism.
• 37:27
  He's just such a douche. You don't look at him
• 37:30
  and you're like, get away from me. You just get
• 37:32
  the ick. The ick! And to make sure that you,
• 37:36
  you know, from providing and... That's a sign
• 37:43
  that he doesn't know what he's saying. When a
• 37:45
  guy says... That's the smartest thing you ever
• 37:50
  said. No, from providing and... Shut up. You're
• 37:56
  a dish. You think you're like this empowering
• 37:58
  guy. You're a moron. Danny Daniels says that
• 38:06
  she stopped counting after 500 guys. Are you
• 38:08
  guys aware of your own body count? Oh, God. I
• 38:11
  think I stopped counting at like 500. And those
• 38:15
  are these women. I fuck so many women. I don't
• 38:20
  want to talk about that oversharing. That's what
• 38:21
  I do. Maybe I should do porn. I'm good. Trump's
• 38:27
  name might be stripped from a Kennedy Center
• 38:29
  building. God, he's such a twat. Man. I was watching
• 38:35
  a video of him last night. He's always talking
• 38:36
  about how big these men are. Because they make
• 38:39
  you gay, dude. And all my mega listeners, shut
• 38:45
  up. Erica Kirk denies having a new boyfriend.
• 38:50
  That's good. Gayle Kane was surprised by her
• 38:54
  ex -husband's apology 30 years later after cheating
• 38:56
  on her with a hot woman. Scooter Braun said that
• 39:03
  there's major beef between him and Taylor Swift,
• 39:06
  but kind of didn't say it. He danced around it.
• 39:09
  Bret Michaels will not be performing at Freedom
• 39:11
  250. Father Mark Anthony skips Emmy's graduation.
• 39:18
  Loser! Katy Perry collabs with rapper Chief Keef.
• 39:26
  Bill Cosby denied bond. And Marsha Lucas dead.
• 39:31
  George Lucas' ex -wife. Mm -hmm. I don't know
• 39:40
  why people are mad that Erica Kirk might have
• 39:43
  a new boyfriend. Charlie's been dead like nine
• 39:46
  months. You know she's been plowed since then.
• 39:54
  This is kind of funny. This is on that terrible
• 39:58
  show. You know how they have the Today Show for
• 40:01
  like 24 hours? There's so much Today Show. Who
• 40:06
  needs it? And you have the nepotism hour with
• 40:11
  George Bush's daughter. Well, Halle Berry was
• 40:18
  on it and she misheard a question. Man, I can't
• 40:24
  talk. That was asked by Jenna Bush Hager. And
• 40:29
  she thought the woman said big as dick. Right
• 40:33
  here. Do we have time for one more? One more,
• 40:38
  one more. Biggest ick. Biggest ick. This is great.
• 40:57
  One more. One more, one more. Biggest ick. Biggest
• 41:00
  ick. Oh, yeah. If you had a bush, you'd get over
• 41:08
  here. Let's go to work. One more. One more time.
• 41:18
  Third time's a charm. I'm close. Time for one
• 41:20
  more. One more, one more. Biggest ick. Biggest
• 41:23
  ick. I thought, I was like, what? It sounded
• 41:33
  like that, didn't it? No. No, you are not. No,
• 41:37
  but you're right. You're right. Shut up. Let
• 41:41
  Hallie talk. We all need to hear from you, you
• 41:44
  nipple baby. It's great. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha,
• 41:51
  ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha,
• 41:54
  ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha,
• 41:56
  ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha,
• 41:58
  ha, ha, ha. It's like the word biggest with the
• 42:02
  word ick. She's right. It is. We're up to five
• 42:06
  second delay. That's enough. Between heated rivalry
• 42:10
  and biggest ick. God, you know, I'm trying to
• 42:17
  make her blush, give her some good head. Yes,
• 42:19
  I did. She's a good girl. Yes, I did. Yes, I
• 42:23
  did. Okay. That was kind of edgy at her. She's
• 42:27
  the president's daughter. One more time. I'm
• 42:30
  really close now. One more. Biggest ick. Biggest
• 42:42
  ick. That happened. It's hilarious. I love laughing
• 42:57
  at things like that. People in public will be
• 42:59
  like, when I'm at Calvary, it's like, dude, dude,
• 43:02
  dude, dude, dude. And it'll be the most unfunny
• 43:06
  thing ever. And I'm like, oh yeah, hilarious.
• 43:08
  Good job. With that, that was just pure insanity.
• 43:14
  Rapper Stunna Girl did not go to court. She was
• 43:17
  stunning. She has learned rapper Stunna Girl
• 43:20
  found herself behind bars Thursday night. She
• 43:22
  just looks icky. I wonder what her favorite biggest
• 43:28
  ick is. North Carolina, after she was arrested
• 43:31
  for failing to appear in court in a nearly decade
• 43:33
  -old case. Yeah, moron. Just get the case over
• 43:37
  with. It's a decade old. And there's this weird
• 43:40
  headline. Elderly Florida man is facing multiple
• 43:43
  indecent exposure charges after neighbors say
• 43:46
  he repeatedly exposed himself around his apartment
• 43:48
  complex and claimed it was his legal right to
• 43:50
  do so. God, I didn't know that penis was on the
• 43:54
  chart. This guy's like eight years old. Looks
• 43:56
  like a thumb. According to reports, 79 -year
• 43:59
  -old Tyrone Cossie was a... He's like an elderly,
• 44:02
  ancient -looking version of Rick Scott. Arrested
• 44:05
  in Hollywood, Florida after several residents
• 44:08
  complained about his alleged behavior around
• 44:10
  the building's common... Ah, that's good. I wonder
• 44:13
  what his biggest ick is. Here we go. This season's
• 44:21
  Love Island USA cast has just dropped and there
• 44:23
  is already drama. I'm telling you, I don't know
• 44:26
  what it is about love. Summer House! It's all
• 44:33
  the same shit. Like, at least Jersey Shore was
• 44:37
  kind of funny. Man, they're catchphrases and
• 44:41
  they're getting plowed. But no. All it is. It's
• 44:49
  just all these shells of these hot -ass women.
• 44:51
  Kenzie Annis will be heading to the villa. She
• 44:53
  is a recent nursing school graduate from Kennesaw,
• 44:56
  Georgia. People are up in arms after going through
• 44:59
  her social media history. In some social media
• 45:01
  posts, Kenzie appears to be hanging out with
• 45:03
  friends who are in MAGA apparel. And there is
• 45:06
  another alleged photo. She's all blonde. What
• 45:08
  do you expect? Her to be about McCain? I don't
• 45:11
  know why I said McCain. Of her with a Trump flag.
• 45:14
  All right. Listen. I think Trump's a moron. Of
• 45:21
  course I do. I will never say a good thing about
• 45:25
  him. But if you want to vote for him, that's
• 45:28
  fine. We didn't really get a good option with
• 45:30
  Kamala Harris. No one was really happy with Campbell
• 45:37
  Chow. With the professional sidekick. So, you're
• 45:45
  left between a creep like Trump and a moron like
• 45:47
  her. So if you think she was not as good as him,
• 45:50
  that's fine. That doesn't mean I have to like
• 45:52
  him. 8 -5 -6. 49 happy. Young Miami reveals she
• 46:02
  wants a third child with a third baby daddy.
• 46:04
  I'm embarrassed to admit to me speaking down
• 46:10
  on a woman that has had multiple children with
• 46:13
  multiple men. This is my favorite topic. So this
• 46:16
  is going to be the last good hot topic. I feel
• 46:20
  like, right, and this is what I said. I had my
• 46:23
  first baby when I was 19, 20. With the first,
• 46:28
  he took my virginity. First kiss, first hug.
• 46:30
  I was on him since I was not, I don't know, childhood
• 46:36
  friends, right? So, man. Grown up, he's mad,
• 46:42
  and it's in. Sounds like a delightful story.
• 46:45
  I don't really care. I have that saying, if I'm
• 46:47
  bored, you're bored. Dana White said he met his
• 46:51
  wife when she was 12 years old. Man, if you could
• 46:54
  go back in time and say, do you want to be really
• 46:57
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• 46:59
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• 47:04
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• 48:47
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  at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.
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  Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
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  Tic -Tac, the clock's a -jookin', playin' cool
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  hobby hour is comin' to a close. Radio gigs made
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  it like a Wilson Rose. Laughter and joy dissolvin'
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  in the air, but we keep the rhythm. Oh, life's
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  just so unfair. is glowing dim. Eardrums mixed
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  just so unfair. Phone lines buzzing, but the
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  to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
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  a canyon line Line Empty speakers, silent thighs
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  But coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
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  Round the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs
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  He's our daily grind Now silence flowers And
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  the thoughts we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy Hour
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  Happy hour, it's coming to a close Radio waves,
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  and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
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  Poppy Hour is now over. This concludes our broadcast
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  day. Good night, and God bless America. Door
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