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It’s Giving Hamster and Banana · F*ck Off Fridays

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  SPEAKER_04: Welcome back to Fuck Off Fridays with your girl Liv and your girl Charlie.
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  SPEAKER_04: And this week we're covering all sorts.
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  SPEAKER_04: But the funnest thing is.
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  SPEAKER_04: It's our third episode.
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  SPEAKER_04: Woo!
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_01: It's our third episode.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_01: I think that deserves a plonk.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're plonk casting for anyone.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_01: Anyone who doesn't know what that is, it's uh it's where you have a bevy on the go.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_01: And this week we've got a new little.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_01: Here's a question for you do you like an Aperol Sprints?
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_01: I don't.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, me neither.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I like I love the look of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm really jealous of everyone because I think it looks really cool.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: Tastes like shit.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a no from me.
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  SPEAKER_01: That we're gonna get cancelled for that, but it tastes like shit.
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  SPEAKER_01: Please don't sue us.
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  unknown: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: These are our own views.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, however, what we've got on the go tonight is uh for anyone who doesn't like the orange one, this is what's called a hipster spritz.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's basically rose hip gins made here in the cotswolds, up the cotswolds.
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  SPEAKER_01: Up the cotswolds.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um and it's with English sparkling wine, a bit of soda water, and your garnish of choice.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: So we're actually very nice.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're podcasting.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_04: Is it yes or me?
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_04: Um so obviously, long time no see.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_04: I say that, but it was last Tuesday.
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  SPEAKER_04: Have I seen you since then?
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_04: No, I haven't.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_04: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: How's your week been?
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_01: It's been grand.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: I've been purposefully not telling you stuff so that I can save it.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_01: I haven't so bad.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_01: Because we speak every day, but now we're like, shh, don't tell her that.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: I can't tell her that.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: Don't tell her that.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: And anytime anyone says anything funny, I'm like, can you send that to me in a voice note?
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: Or or I write it down.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_01: My notes section is everyone's gonna get very fucked off with us because it's all content.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_01: Everything is content.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_01: You're not safe.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's anonymous.
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  SPEAKER_04: No one is safe, but it's then again, no one will know it's you, so it's fine.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so it's been alright.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: It's been grand.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: I won an Instagram giveaway.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_01: People, I know, can you believe I got tickets to the Royal Windsor Hall Show?
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was 10 out of 10.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um lovely lady called Petra Richards, who's an artist.
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  SPEAKER_01: She popped on her Instagram that she had two tickets to give away and I won.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: Happy days.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I went on Sunday and had a really lovely time.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: It's like I've never actually been the number of times I've driven past Windsor, I've never actually been in.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: Don't think I've done no, I haven't done Windsor Hall Show.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've never done the whore the I've never done the horse show, I've never done the tourist bit in Windsor.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: And um, yeah, it was really jolly.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_01: I saw Pony Club Mountain Games, I put it on my TikTok, it's the most mental thing I've ever seen in my life.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's crazy.
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  SPEAKER_01: The way those children springboard onto those ponies.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_01: I could never like nothing I've ever seen before.
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  SPEAKER_01: But we then went for a little jolly, I think it's called the long walk, which is when people take photos.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: The long walk, the big, literally the long walk that looks up to Windsor Car.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I have done that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's glorious.
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  SPEAKER_01: We went and did that afterwards.
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  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, it was really joyous.
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  SPEAKER_01: So keep entering those Instagram giveaways, because let me tell you, they do work.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is worth it.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_01: What's been kicking with you?
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_01: Talk to me, goose.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, what's been kicking with me?
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_01: It's very assumptive of me to assume I'm maverick.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_04: Something something funny, and she'll absolutely hate me for saying it.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_04: Um I have a very dear friend who is very accomplished at what she does, and she has an absolutely hilarious father.
• 3:01
  unknown: God.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_04: When I say hilarious father, I mean a real little Lothario.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_04: Um still married.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_04: He's still married?
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_04: Oh god, okay, right, I'll always say here.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_04: To her mum, but he's just hilarious.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_04: Um I met him for the first time a few weeks ago in a wine bar, and she's been saying to me for ages, oh, he'll love you.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_01: He'll love you.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_01: Is this the same night as karaoke go at Lesnar?
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_04: No, this is another time, okay.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_04: So much goes on.
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  SPEAKER_04: And basically, I met him, we all had a drink or whatever, he was hilarious, we had a laugh and a joke, absolutely fine.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_04: Next day he added me on Facebook.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay, I enjoyed that.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_04: And has since like DM'd me, and we've just gone back and forth, and he's just hilarious.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_04: But then he met another friend of mine and another friend of mine in said wine bar again, and now basically he calls us his gorgeous girls or something along those lines.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_04: And um one of one of my other friends who has met him went on holiday last week with her boyfriend.
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  SPEAKER_04: And because said friend's father, sorry, this is getting a bit long-winded, but said friend father didn't have a response to her because he also added her and another friend on Facebook.
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  SPEAKER_04: Absolutely stubborn.
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  SPEAKER_04: He went public and messaged her and said, basically, why haven't you replied to me?
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  SPEAKER_04: So I screenshot it and sent it to his daughter and was like, Your dad's absolutely having a laugh.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_04: And she texted back saying, Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, he's lost his head.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_04: Just you wait till I get hold of him.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_04: What a guy.
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  SPEAKER_04: She messaged him and she said, Why are you messaging this gorgeous, gorgeous girl?
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_04: Why do you know that other people can see it?
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_04: And he said, Oh, oh, I don't know.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_04: And then, or something along that, and she said, This is so long-winded, I apologise, but it is funny.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_04: And she said, Oh no, he's she's on holiday with her boyfriend, and he basically turned around and went, Oh, I thought she was at home.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_04: She went, Well, that makes it okay then.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_04: He's messaging her about where his iPad last was.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_04: Nobody knows.
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  SPEAKER_04: So, big shout out to him because he is hilarious, and God loves a fucking trier.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_04: It's the innocence.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_04: God loves a trier.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_01: I enjoy that he didn't know that that would be public.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_04: And he's a smell parador.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_04: What a guy.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_04: He's DMing all of us, and I'm here for it.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe he's hoping for a nude.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_04: Watch out because I might be your next stepmum.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_01: I enjoy you a lot.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_04: That was really long-winded, but I think everyone gets the gist.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_04: I'll cut the bits that shit.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_04: Um have you got any other life updates before we carry on?
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I actually have a prop, please hold.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: Oh fuck.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_01: So if anybody who knows me well knows that I have no shame, please hold.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_01: There's no shame in her game.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_01: There's never any shame in my game.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_01: I love a boy band.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_01: I'm delighted to announce that the Westlife Special Edition 25th Anniversary CD is out.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_01: Give it to me.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: Where am I gonna play it?
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_01: I've got absolutely no idea because I don't own a CD player.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_05: Fuck yeah.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh sorry.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_01: I don't haven't got one of those either.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if my car's got one.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, we we this is gonna have to go on rotation.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_01: This is I'm gonna burn it.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_01: This has got to go on rotation between us because obviously we're off to go see West Life.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_01: October.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_01: Can't wait.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_01: I'm honestly buzzing.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_01: Someone make us get in VIP, please.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_01: I absolutely lose my mind.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_04: We even watched them because we couldn't go to the Albert Hall.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_04: What if we do?
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_04: I'm so devastated about it.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_01: We went and watched the cinema production of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: And honestly, sensational.
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  SPEAKER_01: There were other people there.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_01: There was the ladies behind us who smashed a bottle of prosecco each who were hammered.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_01: But they're having the like living their best lives, and everyone was singing, and it was a whole vibe.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_01: And there was one token husband.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_01: But he was also loving life as well.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_01: I think he was just a designated driver.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but yeah, so I've no idea where we're gonna play that CD, but she turned up in the post and I was honestly absolutely delighted.
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_01: Buy a CD player for a shit.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_04: I felt 10 years old again.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_04: But one thing I will say is that's not a guilty pleasure.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_04: I have no shame in telling my love last life.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_01: No shame in my game.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, literally none.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_01: The only other thing I just want to uh shout about from my week is and this is really lovely.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_01: So my boyfriend's mum.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, we love a hipster spirits.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_01: My boyfriend's mum is a huge music fan.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_01: She goes to Ibletha every single year.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's a woman.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_01: She's almost 60.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_01: She's also probably one of the coolest people I know.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_01: Like she's so stylish.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, last year she started going to a DJing class.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_01: It's called Big Sis DJs.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_01: It's all run, it's Big Sis.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_01: It's run by women for women.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_01: And on Saturday night, they had a gig.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_01: Very cool.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_01: And there was a few of them who were all DJing and doing a set each for about an hour.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_01: And honestly, it brought me so much joy to see people doing something they've always wanted to do, having a good time, and doing something that they've worked really hard at.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_01: And I think good on them for putting themselves out of their comfort zone and just going for it.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_04: You have the floor, yeah, absolutely.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_04: But the one thing I will add to that is, as we all know, I know Charlie's boyfriend, he's glorious.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_04: But, mate, if you're listening, it's not caught when your mum's cooler than you.
• 8:20
  unknown: It's really not.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_01: She is really cool.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_01: She is really cool.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_01: I've never and she's really fucking cool.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_01: She's a queen.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_01: She is a queen.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_01: But no, I just I loved it, and I just thought, do you know what?
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm we've spoken about it before, like, really here for people putting themselves out there.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_01: But it just shows like age has no limit.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_01: Go for it.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_01: Don't be scared of what other people think.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_04: Just go balls deep, go for it.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_04: Because, as I said to you when you arrived, it's always the people that aren't doing it that tell you how to do it or say you're French.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_04: So, and with that, we move on.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_01: So, what's your biggest fuck-off of the week?
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I'm not gonna linger on this for too long because I'm not an egg Nancy, but um Maybe everyone has one.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but uh just my job at the moment, and I like anybody that works in any form of sales environment will know it's absolutely nails out there.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, um, but I think it's just that reminder of you're saving PDFs, you're not saving lives.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god, I say that all the time.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's true.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I took that from you.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_01: Credit Olivia Dungeons.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's true.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I think it's just trying to not get too bogged down in it's good to care and you know, be passionate about what you do, but it's tough out there for everyone.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_01: It's hard out here for a bitch.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: What's up with you?
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_04: What's hacked you off this week?
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you already know this, but obviously you guys don't.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_04: My biggest fuck-off of the week is going to a glorious dinner party with people you love and then people you barely know, and the middle-aged men basically telling you you're too young to have an opinion on something.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_04: That's my biggest fuck-off of the week.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_04: It screams condescending.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm not here for that, I don't know.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_04: So I won't expand too much because you know we can't name names, but twat.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_04: Um, but anyway, my darling.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_01: Would you like to continue?
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, so we've had some extra icks, which is so great, so please do keep them coming.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_01: Um so these two tie in really nicely.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_01: I think these are about men in general, so anyone with bitten nails, like really chewed down nails, but also any men with nails that are too long.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_01: So clearly a couple of friends here.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_01: Um I agree.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_01: This is horrible, and I'm really sorry, this is like trigger warning.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_01: People sucking loudly on their fingers.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know who's doing that, but please stop.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_04: You know, when people uh are eating prawns with the shells on.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_04: And then they go, No, I can't even do it.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, yeah, no.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_01: And then again, we had like basically bad eating habits, so eating with your mouth open.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_01: Speaking with your mouth full.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_01: For me, it's this even if you're eating with your mouth closed, the shlapping of lips.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_01: I'm so sorry.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_01: But the slapping of lips enrages me.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's actually my rage bait.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_01: It's not in my nick, it's rage bait.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_04: Why do people always ask you a question the minute you put a mouthful of food in your mouth?
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_04: You literally go, here we go, and then they go, oh, shall I hear it?
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_04: What the fuck?
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_04: And now you've got to watch me awkwardly chew for what 30 seconds, yeah, maybe less.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm like, apologies, one second.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_01: For anybody out there who takes who takes clients on lunches, I've nailed this art.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_01: So you have to always order something that it sounds weird, isn't gonna take you too long to eat.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_01: You have to take lots of pauses and just fully strap in for the fact that there's there's gonna be long breaks where you ask questions or answer questions.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_01: So if you're going out for client lunches, don't never order the spaghetti.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_01: Basically, or if you're dating, basically like a first date.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, don't order soup.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_01: Basically, and just be really mindful of when you're asking the questions, and then hopefully that'll be reciprocated and you won't be caught out.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, trying to actually have a conversation with someone over a meal like that is is quite challenging.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_01: Any more for anymore?
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and limp handshakes.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_01: But equally, we also spoke about handshakes that are too firm that almost break your hand.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_01: Also we've we've been on the receiving end of those.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_01: We also don't like that either.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_01: But and again, I think I experience this a lot of work when you're I shake a lot of hands.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_01: Shaky hands, man.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_01: But um, yeah, a strong handshake gives a good first impression.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_01: But also, please don't break my hand.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_04: So thank you for sending those in because every week we receive something different, and then it reminds me that actually most of them I actually have an issue with.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_01: Stuff I haven't thought about for a long time.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_01: But keep the icks coming though, because I think as people think on it more, yeah, then like, oh, what about this?
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, yeah, go on, send it in, we love it.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_04: But even like the girls, like in everyday life, even when we've gone for a drink at the pub, some of them come up to me and they go, I didn't realise I had an ick until this, and then they give me something, I'm like, yeah.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I sent you one the other day.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_01: Um, when I was watching the DJing on Saturday night, there was, and I'm sorry if it's phones anyone, yeah, but I'm not sorry, it was like a phone pouch, like a you know when girls wear like a crossbody handbag, it was like that, but just for a phone.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_01: Like a roadman-esque.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it was also if you were thinking about being worried about someone stealing your phone, i.e.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_01: not putting it in your back pocket, this person, when I took the photo, their phone was on their back.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_01: So I was like, I remember.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_01: Well, someone could steal that and you wouldn't know.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, that was a it was a man that had it, and it was straight up an ick.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_04: But also, if that was a girl, I would wouldn't enjoy.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you're not the only one because my friend Izzy literally messaged me the other day, and this is a lady that always always said to me, I don't have any icks, I think it's ridiculous.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_04: She texts me the words, no context, men with bags.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_04: Any type of bag.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_04: So there you go.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think she's talking briefcase.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_04: I like a weekend bag.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_04: Like a like a whole door.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_00: Hold the door.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_04: Game of Thrones fans.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_04: Well, anyway, we're gonna move on because we've got some absolutely hilarious dating stories, and they're actually voice notes.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_01: We've got our first voice notes.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_01: We've got our first couple of voice notes.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_04: I will be bleeping any names out, but we're gonna listen to the first one.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_04: Please hold, call her.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_04: This is actually from one of your friends, I believe.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, excellent.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_01: And oh, she said we can name her.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_01: This is from Lisa, who I work with.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_01: Go on, please, we love you, Lisa.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_01: Trying to keep it anonymous.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_01: She'll be delighted.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_01: I did ask her before and I said her story is anonymous, but she was happy to have a shout out.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, fine.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_01: Go on, Lisa.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_04: Fierce Lisa, we love you.
• 14:45
  unknown: Hello.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_03: So my mate, newly single, we're over on over her house the other night.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_03: We'll have a little scrollosaurus on uh bumblewumble.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_03: And um yeah, I'm not eating definitely get him on the you know map list.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, then map good news.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_03: First couple of pictures, pretty nice, second couple of pictures but quite the ball, don't happen now.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, okay, tender methods, intendable, he's quite funny, I'm not gonna funny, it's got a fun, all right.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_03: Um, all right, so back and forth, and then he says, Um, oh, um, I'm glad you know, I'm not gonna feel very well today, so I'm not gonna be looking at my best and say, Oh, well, I'm probably not gonna be punching anyway because I'm quite sure.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_03: And it's about 45.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, like it goes on the day, he's 5'3, he's really old, um, he is not he does not like his pictures, goes home, transpires, and make figures out I didn't, which I'm quite disappointed in myself for.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_03: Um that he is in fact has in fact AI'd his first couple of pictures very much in a panic.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_01: Very much in a panic! I very much in a panic! I'm panicking at the fact that he's five foot three, and I'm sorry, I know that's really mean.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_04: Do you know what shocks me is the fact that right, anyone that's watching this and goes, oh, I might AI our photos, fine.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_04: Some of our stuff on Instagram, most of it actually, is AI because we've had to get stuff logoed up and things and done, fine.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_01: It's still us though, it doesn't look that different.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_04: And we're not putting it on a dating profile.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_04: I can tell you right now, it might take you slightly longer to find someone if you're five foot three or slightly older, fine.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_04: But it's going to take you even fucking longer if you lie.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_04: If you catfish someone.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_01: Because let me tell you, I'd have turned on my heels.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for sure.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_01: Did you ever watch catfish back in the day?
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_01: No, I did.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, wow, this is this is this is straight up catfish.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_04: Because also, with all due respect, I understand we love a short king.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_04: Fine.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_04: I appreciate I I can't really do it because I'm five foot nine.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_04: But if you look like you're holding your son's hand as you cross the road, stop fuck off.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, fuck off.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I have to say, I've I have never try and think of me phrases in the right way.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_01: It must be really difficult for men who aren't who aren't tall because everybody wants six foot plus, right?
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_01: I dated somebody who was five foot seven.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_01: Now I'm I'd say I'm the same height as me, right?
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm much shorter than you.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like five six, maybe five's seven.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_01: Five's six, maybe five's seven.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, he was only a teeny tiny bit taller than me.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_01: And this is gonna sound really shallow.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm not sorry, I didn't like it.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't like it.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_01: I like a man with a bit of height, and everyone's the same line down, but five foot three.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_01: Why say if you're five foot six?
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, if you're five foot three, why are you saying you're five foot six?
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_04: Well, it's three inches amongst friends, but it's a fucking big deal.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_04: It's a fucking big deal.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_01: He's measuring a mat male inches, that's why he thinks he's five foot six, he's actually five foot three.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, and but then I will one little add-on to this that really frustrates me.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_04: I love you any size you are, gals.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_04: I do.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_04: But if you're five foot four and you're going for someone six foot four, I will come for you.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_04: I will I I will find out where to go.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_04: And I will come for you.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_04: Because you all these girls that are like below five foot five, they're all dating the toollies, and you just think for no end, it's giving hamster and banana.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_04: Chill out, fuck me, leave us alone because otherwise I go out with someone who should you should be going out with, and I put heels on and like a fucking hermaphrodite.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, not a vibe.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well, right, that's my rantover.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_04: But we do have another funny one, and I can't wait.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_04: I'm ready for the next one.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_04: Um now I have scurried this on slightly because she says his name in the start.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_04: But this this is shout out to one of my finest girls of all time.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_04: You would all have to be.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_04: We love her, she's an absolute queen.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_04: This is the best voice note I've ever received in all my days, and when I say I've had some goodies, this is the best I've ever voice note I've ever received.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_04: Strap in, because it is reasonably long, but it's fucking worth it.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's absolutely worth it.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_01: You've got to go on the whole journey.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_02: Like, same as it always has been, kind of pals, slightly flirty at times.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_02: And then um, it was his birthday on Sunday, so he was like, Oh, I want to do something, I want to do something.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Oh, we don't have any plans.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so me and the girls are like, it's after a lunch we've been up for drinks and stuff, and it was like, yeah, cool, uh, later.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're gonna have fun, that's what's um, uh bath, and we're gonna fall.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_02: Um each other.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_02: Um you uh no you can't.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_02: Oh you have my happening.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_02: Um what the hell is that?
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_02: Well that never happened.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh fucking toilet now.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_02: What are you doing?
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_02: Um fucking talk about it.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_02: Do not wait to put someone on me to have to find stuff up on me.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_02: What have I done?
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_02: I had a couple of rose up and they had tickled it on them.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_02: Um washing like my mattress topper, all my sheets went through the wash on like 90 with like disinfectant stuff in them.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_02: For fuck's sake, like what the fuck is wrong with boys?
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_04: So the one thing I'm gonna say to that is my poor girl, but a nickname has come out of it.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_04: He's now called 90 degree wash, which I enjoy a lot.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_04: I enjoy a lot.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_04: And that is the second guy that's been sick on her.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god! Yeah, so the way she used the word firing, I was like, yeah, projectile bullet.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_01: I've been shot.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_01: I've been shot by flying Mexican food.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_01: I'm so glad you understood that reference.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_01: Most of people don't.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_01: If you do understand that reference, get out of here.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: Name.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_04: Um anyway, well now you now you've all finished laughing, calm down.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_04: Um we're now gonna deal with our rage bait section, which is what's winding you up this week or what's winding you up in general.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_01: Just or just anything that really like at the drop of a hat.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_01: So for me, people who can't stack the dishwasher properly, if I open the dishwasher and it's stacked poorly, I am fumin tampin raging in a split second.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_01: I've seen it.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_01: I can't, oh I don't know what it is.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_01: I just I flip from being this happy go-lucky hee hee to like I'm Holy, holy horror yeah, to I'm I'm fuming.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_01: And the same with middle lane drivers as well.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_01: I just sit there and I just think Well, that's actually been submitted.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, has it?
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_01: Middle lane drivers.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm not on my own.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, because it makes me I just think they're all fucking idiots.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_01: Like, do not know how to drive, I don't understand.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_04: Hopefully, listening to our podcast.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well, probably not because they're idiots, they won't be.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_01: Um yeah, that makes me fumin.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_01: What what else have we had what else have we had submitted?
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_04: So, one of the ones that I I completely agree with, and it sends me over the deep end, is people who are rude to waiters or wait staff.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, no, I think it's a real reflection on someone's like how you treat them is how you should treat anybody.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_04: Any of this or don't I will cut your fingers off.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_04: Desist.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_04: Um and yeah, so anything along the lines of that.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_04: I'm always super lovely.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_04: I walk into the pub.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, the pubs I normally go to, we know most of the people don't really, but even if I didn't, I'd be like, hi doll, how are you?
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, please, how are you day?
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_04: I I'm probably a bit over the top.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_01: I just think treat others how you would want to be treated yourself.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_01: And my dad always says, like, treat people how you would like to see your daughter or your son treated, particularly daughters, because obviously dads love their daughters, don't they?
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_04: But their their five pound note is the same colour as ours or theirs or whose or whose ever.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_04: Um, like I it doesn't matter what job you have, you could be a janitor, you could be a cleaning lady, a housekeeper, whatever, you could be like Prime Minister.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_04: Everyone's money is the same.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_04: It's all legal tender as a Scottish see.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_04: Um but anyway, would you like to would you have a look at some of the other rage debates and see if you resonate?
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_04: Um okay There is one there that I know 100% No, there's There's three that will resonate with you.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Victim Victim Complex.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck's sake, I I hate this.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_01: So I cannot, anybody who doesn't take ownership for something, it just enrages me.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_01: When people just come out with excuses or they're just the victim, yeah, hold a mirror up to yourself.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_01: Why are you in that situation?
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_01: But anybody anyone that has a victim complex, get in the bin.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, see you later.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_01: In the recycling bin, you go, bye-bye.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_01: No, I I get it.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_01: I get it.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_01: No, like you said last week, nobody's coming to save you.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_04: Oh fuck, they're not.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_01: Be your own warrior.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_04: Gladiators ready.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_04: Sometimes it's tough.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_04: Um there's two elders that are on there, and I want to see if you're gonna pick up on them.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_01: Manisphere's in there, and I I don't like that.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_01: I I haven't watched it because lots of people have said Oh, you'll break your TV.
• 25:31
  unknown: Yeah.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_01: Hands down.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_01: So to be fair, Lisa with the voice note, go on Lise, she said to me, She's a you'd love her.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_01: We need to get her on.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_01: She's a raging feminist, you'd love her.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_01: Ready to burn your bra.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_01: Um, she said she laughed her way through it because she was like, These people are so, so ridiculous.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_01: But I was like, I've seen teeny tiny clips, and I just can't.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_01: So I think I referenced it in episode one, Married at First Sight, Australia, obviously.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_01: If anyone's watching it, there's a guy that goes on there called Tyson, and he is so manosphere, and oh really, I've yeah, and I've seen a couple of things that come out afterwards.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_01: The girl Steph that he was paired with, she was like, now she's realised, and she said it actually during the experiment, but the producers wouldn't show it.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_01: There was a lot of like coercive behaviour, and they they wouldn't let her use that word.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, that's really interesting, because actually, you need to kind of shine a light on that sort of thing.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but the whole, you know, women should just be at home and have babies.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't agree with that.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_01: I've got a whole view on that, but yeah, anyway, I I can't watch it because I think I would lose my mind and it would be rage bait to me.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I understand.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_04: The other two that resonate with me, um, and actually one that isn't hasn't been submitted, it's one from me.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, go on.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_04: If you are so petty that you if you're if you're getting into bed with someone and you unmake your side of the bed, so there's cushions and things on the bed.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you unmake your side of the bed and leave the like perfect cushions and throws on the other that their side, or when you get out of bed in the morning and you only make your side of the bed, literally fuck off.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck off.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_04: Um, but the other one, yeah, there's two others that got sent in leaving dirty clothes around the house and then complaining that you don't have any clean ones.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_04: I wholeheartedly agree.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_01: I just don't like anybody that leaves mess.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_01: What are you fucking doing?
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_01: You never know, and I don't know if it's because um my dad was obviously in the military for a long time, so everything was always like tidy at home, yeah.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_01: Not like regimented, let's go, let's go.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_01: But we always had a tidy home.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_01: But I think also my parents used to entertain quite a lot.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's very much when you grow up like as an RAF kid, you're in and out of people's houses so much.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_01: So I found it really weird.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_01: I was going into adulthood and that not being the norm.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so there would regularly be people that would just pop in.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_01: So you always kind of wanted to make sure that your house looks like relatively tidy.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so I don't like stuff laying around anyway.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_01: But if then someone then had the audacity to complain that they didn't have any clean clothes, yeah, I'd lose my head.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_01: That would enrage me.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_04: There's my fucking will to live, let me fucking tell you.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_04: So we're gonna move on.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_04: Continuing with ragebate, are we?
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_04: But you're not allowed to read these.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_04: Because these, my friends, my buddies, are ways to rage bait men.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_04: Ooh, okay.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_04: So if you're on a night out and someone's being a complete twant, Ted Lasso, I hear you say.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_04: Oh there's a story about that.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_04: But that's for another time.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_04: Um listen up and listen well.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_04: If like I said, if you're on a night out and someone's being a real twant, strap on some of these.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_04: You don't need a fade, you just need SPF.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_04: Big up SPF.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_04: Your head reflects more light than your personality.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_04: Oh wow.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_04: That's a good one.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_04: I know someone who's gonna use me with balding men.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, no, wait, they get to.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_04: This is one of my personal faves, and I have said this.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_04: Whatever makes you feel taller.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_04: Oh poor Mr.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_04: 5'3.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_04: Wish I'd brought that out the other night when old Mr.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_04: Fucking Bolding Middle-aged said what he said to me.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_04: Um, do you ever wish your voice was deeper?
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_04: I know I do.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_04: Um, if you were athletic, which sport would you play?
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_01: I I really enjoy that one a lot.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_04: You go home and say that's your boyfriend.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_01: It's a very good sport.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_04: He's so good, he's so good.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_04: Um, this is one of my favourites, and I know it's one of our friends' favourites.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_04: You have the confidence of a much taller man.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yes, I enjoy this a little bit.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_04: I've used that a lot.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_04: And one time I did use it.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_04: I was with our glorious friend Maggie.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_04: Not your Maggie, my Maggie, Kiwi Maggie.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_04: Kiwi Maggie! Shout out to our girl Maggie, she's back in Kiwi Land now.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_04: She's New Zealand.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_04: But um there was a guy that we know uh that was actually quite rude to her and rude to me.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_04: So I told him that he had the much the confidence for a much taller man and tiny hands.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_04: Oh because he did.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, very effeminate.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_04: Um, do your parents ever get tired of waiting to be proud of you?
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, the burn! That's absolutely had your pants down spanked there, hasn't it?
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_04: Um and this last one, I can't understand it for you.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I enjoy that a lot.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_01: I enjoy that a lot.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_04: So, yeah.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_01: Very good.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely hilarious.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_01: Here's Liv's top tips of how to rage bait men.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_01: I am your gal for that, to be fair.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_01: I love that.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_01: I had um a client last week said to me that she interviewed somebody for a job, and they were a real arsehole on the call.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_01: And so she tried to cut it short, and this guy was like, I I this interview is booked in for an hour.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_01: I demand an hour of your time.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_01: And she was like, Well, first off, our first stage is always like half an hour, so yeah, calm it.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_01: And he was like, I want feedback now.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_01: She was like, Because she said, Oh, we'll feedback to the recruiter, I want feedback now.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_01: So she said to him, Look, we just we just don't think you're right.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like your personality, your vibe of giving off is like just doesn't align with our business.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_01: Way too intense.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: And so, how is she this is mic drop?
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_01: She ended it by saying, I hope you have the day that you deserve.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_01: I fucking love that line.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_01: How good is that?
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_01: I that's something I wrote down last week and I haven't told you for a week.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_04: I fucking love that line, and it's so true because no one really knows how to take it.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_04: Because if they have a good day, they're like, Oh, okay.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_01: And it takes them a second to process as well.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_01: Are they being nice?
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_01: Are they insulting me?
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_01: And I just thought, fair fuck, because I'm so here for that.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_01: So I hope you have the day you deserve.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so good.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_04: Um, so would you like to hit us off with one of our polls?
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_04: Well, this is actually It was a question, wasn't it?
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_04: This was yeah, this was a question kind of poll thing.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_04: And we had some great retorts.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so we put a question out on Instagram that basically said, Tell us the petty things that you've done to an ex.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_01: And there's some good ones in here.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_01: So the first one is change the Netflix password, mid-watch.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna hold my hands up.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_01: That was me.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_01: Was it?
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_01: I like that.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_01: That was me, cunt.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_01: If you're on the receiving end of that, you'd be like, oh, that's so annoying.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because actually you get into it.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_01: But it also happened to me, so for like a good six months, I was like, Yes, go on.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_01: I know, because I'm still on the Netflix.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_01: I was absolutely buzzing about it.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_01: And then you then see the new girlfriend come in with her own account, and I was like, ah, that's not ideal.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_01: Um, anyway, then eventually I then did get logged out.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_04: But I used to get selfies from her watching it in the bath, like, cheers, pals.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_01: Still got it.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I don't know whether or not I should admit to this, but I'm gonna go for it.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_01: Before I logged out, tell me I was gonna do this anonymously, but I'm gonna own my shit.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_01: Before I logged out, there was um a TV programme on Netflix, and it was something about cheating on your partner.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_01: So You selected it, didn't you?
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_01: I did, yeah.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_01: And I went through so it was halfway through, so that then the next time that you clicked on and it said continue watching.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_01: Never relax, I'm always lurking.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_04: Honestly, never relax.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_04: You could be two years not seeing us, right?
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_04: This was about two years later as well and forget that you have some sort of beef with us, and then you're sparked out next to the bread rolls in Tesco.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck off.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_04: We are coming.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_01: And I just thought, you know what?
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_01: I was so amicable afterwards, and I thought, nah, fight fire with fire.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna leave it with a little sprinkling here.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_01: What's he gonna do about it?
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_01: Arrest you.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_01: I literally felt like I might drop and log out.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_01: You have to catch you first, you're like a whipped.
• 34:28
  unknown: Woohoo!
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna let you carry on because that's so funny.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_01: Um, okay.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_01: Hit oh god, this is good.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_01: Hid his passport so he couldn't go away with the girl he was cheating on me with.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_01: Firstly, okay, so that to me sounds like it's premeditated, so someone's obviously regularly cheating.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_01: This, I'm assuming this is from a girl.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_01: How she managed to know about it and not lose her mind.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's all about the long game, baby.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, fair play.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_01: I don't have the patience for it.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_01: All about the long game.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_01: I would have lost my mind.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_01: But also, I'm really here for hiding a passport.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_01: As if he was gonna have the cheeks and then go away on holiday with her.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_04: If you had to rate that iconic, unhinged, or needs therapy.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, uh no, that's iconic.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_04: I would say iconic.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I love that.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_01: And also I would say that You're iconic.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sorry, I forgot I forgot about our our we're gonna rate it.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_01: Um, the changing the Netflix password plus mine, I would I would rate them both as iconic.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_01: Because I'd never rate myself as unhinged.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_04: Do you want to do the next one?
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_04: Uh got him struck off a membership for a waiting list for a private men's club in London.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_04: I think that's absolutely valid.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but I need more information on that.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_04: How did you do that?
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_04: You know who submitted that.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, I do, yeah.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_04: So we can get more info, and if she says we can, we'll share.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, yeah, nice.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but I would say that's iconic.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, good for you.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_01: I'm here for that.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_01: Um, threw his clothes across his mum's driveway when I found out he cheated on me.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_04: I think hats off to you, because I'd have probably done worse.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's not unhinged.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_01: No, I'd have probably cut them up.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_01: Leaving like um put glitter in his car, something like that.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_01: Someone I went to uni with left a dead goldfish in someone's footwell of their car and didn't tell them.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_01: So I think this is quite unhinged.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_01: So if someone were to do this to an ex, I think they just did it to a friend as a joke, it's not really funny.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_01: But they put the dead goldfish in their car, and then eventually over time, obviously stang, and this person was like, What the fuck, what is that smelling of my car?
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_01: If someone did that, that's unhinged.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_01: Throwing his clothes over his mum's driveway.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_01: Good for you, honey.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_04: So this next one is I I haven't let you see this because you know her.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_04: She's one of my dear friends that I've known for a very long time, and you're gonna find this.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, this is fun.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_04: You're gonna find this really funny.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_04: She's got iconic boobs, if anyone knows who I'm talking about.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_04: She's got iconic boobs, she's really funny.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_04: Go on.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_04: Came round to pick up the sex toys because he couldn't stand the thought of me using them with someone else.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_04: So I gave them all to him, but he asked for a bag to carry them home in.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_04: I insisted I was fully out of bags and he'd have to put them in his hands and his pockets.
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_04: And you know what?
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_04: I know her well, and that's quite mild for her.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_01: I love that, but it's quite mild for my girls.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_01: If they're at her house, who's asking for those back?
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I can have a bag for life, please.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck so weird.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_01: What are you gonna do with them?
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_01: Disinfect them and use them on someone else.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_01: Just put them in the bin.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_01: That's the last thing I would think.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_04: Oh no.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_04: I know, but no unless he wants to take the butt plugs home and use them on himself.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_04: Happy Pegging.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_04: Go on, Peggy.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_01: Wait for you to do the last one.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_04: You do need to do the last one.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think I do need to do the last one.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_01: So I was again, I was gonna do this anonymously, but this was me, and I'm okay with it.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_01: I again, so I ended things really amicably with my ex- because I was I was hurting, I was then healing, but also I'm a decent human being, and it didn't feel right whilst they were also going through processing everything and losing their long-term partner or whatever.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_01: Dealing with all their regrets.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_01: It didn't feel like the right thing, regrets, no regrets.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_01: Um, it didn't feel like the right thing to drag their name through the mud.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but a good couple of years on, I'd had so many people message me and be like, Oh my god, you guys are broken up.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Yeah, well done, dipshit, like you finally worked it out.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_01: And I just thought, I was like, no, I feel like where I am in my life now, I have healed, I have gone through a whole journey of self-discovery.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_01: And I thought it was about time that I told my story.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_01: And again, I at no point did I mention their name or anything like that, but I basically if you know, you know.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_01: And on my Instagram story, I basically just told the story of what happened.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_01: And essentially gave like the I refer to it as so this was the year 2023.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_01: I referred to it as the year of uh, it was a series of unfortunate events.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_01: It's perfect, yeah.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_01: And I, you know, I was I was really unfortunate that you know my poor grandma, god rest her soul, good old Agnes.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that was the yeah, she gave you that weird baby.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god, yeah, I'll have to get that one at some point.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_01: So my poor grandmother, she got diagnosed with bowel cancer and then she passed away a few months later.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_01: Um I had I've referenced it before that my my dog jumped out of the window and broke his leg.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_01: Uh my old horse also went lame, was having loads of investigative treatments.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_01: So I kind of any one of these situations would probably be enough to send someone over the edge.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_01: And I kind of had three, and um I guess just controlled the controllables, tried to not let it overwhelm me.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_01: And I think even you know, I tried to use work as my outlet of like, okay, I can just put on a show here and kind of be someone else, just distract myself and forget about it.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_01: And then we went to a friend's wedding, he cheated on me with a bridesmaid, and then lied about it.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_01: Original, by the way.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_01: Original, uh, then lied about it.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and then and bear in mind the next morning I like asked him, like his it was also the same week as my grandmother's funeral.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_01: I should probably add in as well.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and the next morning I was like, you know, I went to bed early, and ordinarily I wouldn't care about this sort of thing.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_01: I was tired because it had been a week, and I so I went to bed earlier, and he was like, Yeah, I'll be back in half an hour, and then like three or four hours later, he then turns up with the girl to our lodge, and I was like, Who the fuck is that?
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_01: And he's like, Oh, she's not going to stay because there's no taxis available to go back to the bridesmaid house, and um so I'd obviously lost my mind and was like just the behaviour was disrespectful.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_01: Like the week that my grandmother's died, and well, not even the week my grandmother's died, the week of her funeral.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_01: You you should have been there for me and like cared for me or whatever, and you weren't, and so I kind of lost my mind just at the behaviour and lack of support, etc.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_01: And then six weeks later, I then find out actually been lying to me the whole time, and he had cheated on me and just got himself into such a web that hadn't, you know, yeah, just didn't come forth.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, so obviously that was a lot to process and deal with, and I needed to rather than being angry, I needed to.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_01: I remember my friend Jen said, like, feel the feelings and just kind of go through all the motions, and then yeah, basically, I just I didn't really tell anybody, um, other than the people that I who I knew, but I at no point did I make anything public, and I just thought, do you know what?
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like I kind of need to tell my truth and let other people know that, like I mentioned last week, like it's okay if you're not where you think you should be in life, and if things haven't gone your way, that's that's also okay.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_01: But you know, the old Kelly Clarkson, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_01: And I just thought it was important to come coming more so from that side of things.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_01: I thought it was really important to kind of share my story.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_01: But what was really interesting and really telling is the number of people who viewed that.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_01: So obviously, someone had seen it and then told their friend who told their friend, the number of people who didn't follow me, who knew him, who viewed it, who then messaged me, even just at the shocked emoji face, and was like, Oh my god, I can't believe this.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_01: And he like painted this whole picture of like, oh no, it's all ended really amicably.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, even now you can't own it.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_01: No, your dick sucks, yeah, and the rest, yeah, exactly.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_01: So, um, yeah, so I think that's not that I would say that is um like toxic, but was it petty?
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_01: No, but I am glad that I got to tell my side of the story, but even still then your narrative is out there, yes, but without dragging names through the mud at any point, I still kept him squeaky clean.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, if they know they know other than that, it's yeah.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_01: Which I would argue wasn't deserved, but because I'm a nice human being, I wasn't a dickhead about it.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_01: So never relax, because girls will sit on anything for ages.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_01: We'll come for you.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_01: Might end up in the Daily Mail, yeah.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_04: Oh god, we don't know.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_04: We have a friend that that happened to.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, how would you rate that?
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna say all three.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, cool.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_04: No, I'm joking.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you for your support.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_04: I'm joking.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_04: I think you're an icon.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_04: Love ya.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_04: Um this next little cheeky segment is all yours, baby.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, so we're gonna move on to guilty pleasures.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_01: She's all yours.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_01: Um so we've had a few submitted.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_01: So we should go through those first and then we'll go through our own.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_04: So I've o I've personally only got sort of I know I'll have loads more, but only one that's sort of like, hmm, would I, wouldn't I say that?
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_04: The others are all you, baby.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_04: Whatever you've been submitted.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_04: My guilty pleasure, which I a lot I think a lot of people would side with me.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_04: I fucking love One Direction.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, and I was really sad, really sad.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_04: Did you have Zane Pain?
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_04: No, I don't like that.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_04: I don't like Zane Payne.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_04: No, I don't like Zane.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_01: Well, Zane was the first one to go, wasn't he?
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_01: Was Zane the first one to go?
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_01: That's where Zane Pain came from.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_04: Anyone seen this the little snippet of Kevin Rock um Kevin Rock?
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_04: Dick.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_04: Kevin Hart.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_04: When he finds out, he's like, my direction broke up.
• 44:22
  unknown: What?
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_04: And he's like, Zane! Zane broke up the band, and he's like losing his mind.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_04: No one and it that's how like everyone feels, but I'm not- I don't care about Zane.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_04: I was more upset, like, about that they weren't gonna be singing together.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_04: You can take your pillow talk and shove it up your ass, Zane.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_01: R.I.P.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_01: Leon.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_01: What a guy.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_01: I know it's a good thing.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_01: But no, I I'm big for Harry Styles and my boy Niall.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, Gorn Niall.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_01: Um okay, so other ones we've had submitted.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_01: I enjoyed that though.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_01: Love One Direction.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_01: Um sitting on a dick at lunchtime.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, wow.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_01: It's niche.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_01: But I think I'd like to say we've all been there.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_01: And a bit of afternoon delight.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_01: Scar recording blight.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_01: Woo! Afternoon delight.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_01: I'm here for it.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_01: An early night.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, that's more you than me.
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not guilty about it.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_01: I love an early night.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_01: Um, food or booze that you haven't paid for.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, agreed.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_01: Day drinking.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_01: I don't feel guilty about that.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_01: That was submitted.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_01: I don't feel guilty about that.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_04: A couple of weeks ago we had an absolutely glorious Sunday into a wine bar.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_04: And let me tell you, from midday to 8 pm at night, we were all off our tits.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_04: I love that.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_04: Many people can't remember what happened.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_04: But at one point we had 10 dogs.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_04: Ten dogs?
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, in the back of the courtyard in the wine bar.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_01: The thing I like about day drinking is you beat the hangover, so you go to bed at normal time.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, eh?
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_01: Unrealistic.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_01: A lot of a hangover is lack of sleep.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_01: So if you go to bed at normal time and you've got enough time to rehydrate, I'm here for it.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone's a winner.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_01: Um the other thing I would actually just quickly enter is um whenever I'm like on a night out, I've done this for years.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_01: I say night out if I'm day drinking now.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I love a water.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_01: And everyone always goes, Ah, what are you doing?
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_01: You're having a water.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I will have a water because I will rehydrate and I will take a packet of Rennies with me as well.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_01: Stop that heartburn.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna weigh in here, and I'm sorry we've been banging on for ages.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_04: But she does love a water.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_04: I understand this, I've known her for a while.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_04: She's also very good at going, should we cook pizzas before we go out so we can come home?
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_04: That's a life act.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, we should add that to the life hack section.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_04: But what she's forgetting to tell you is Badminton last year.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, Badminton last year, I looked hospitality, yeah?
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_04: So we had a boozy boozy table by Paul Roger and by the lake.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, she goes, cut me off at what, four o'clock or something stupid to like.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_04: Cut me at six o'clock, six o'clock, because bear in mind, I'm competing the next day.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_04: I'm at Tweasledown with my horse, and I was like, we can go early, whatever, but we can't necessarily go absolutely mad.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_04: I'm competing the next day.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_04: She goes, Cut me off, cut me off.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, she keeps going and she brings me over a bottle of pins and she's like, help me up, cut me off at eight.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_04: And she keeps going.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_04: The pin was pulled.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_04: Honestly, the pin was shaky all day, and then the pin came out, and it was just like boof.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_04: Try and stop me.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_04: And this one turned up at Tweezeldown the next day, and she's like, Oh.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_01: Even at eight o'clock, I remember saying, I don't don't let me drink anymore, don't let me drink anymore.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_01: And then like half eight, you're like, come on, you stop, and I was like, Don't you tell me what to do?
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_01: And the car journey home shows like, oh, this is lovely.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_01: I had a lovely time.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you did.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, trying to stop me is I'm my own worst enemy.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_01: Um, if you bear me one one moment, please please hold caller.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_01: I have something for you.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_04: Oh god.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I've been told not to look, so I'm not looking.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_00: I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_04: Nobody knows what's gonna happen at this point.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_04: She's a lauren to herself.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_01: Alexa, play pit bull.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_01: And no matter what's gonna be later we call my time.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely just enough to get on this club, having a good time before my time is up.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, let's get it now.
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_00: Ooh, I want the time of my life.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_00: Oh baby.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_00: Give me the time of my life.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, hey, hey, let's get it now.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_01: You ready?
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_01: Because now we're gonna loo tonight hits on fire.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_01: Well man.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, welcome to the guilty pleasure section.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_01: Only there is So anyone who's listening that will not see this on the video.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_04: She has just walked in with a bowl cap, aviators, and a live, laugh, love, Mr.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_04: Worldwide Two.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_04: Dolly, dale, dale.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_04: And what makes it better is she's got hoop earrings on, and we all know bigger the hoop.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_04: Bigger the hoop.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, let me tell you.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_01: Life is not a waste of time, and time is not a waste of life.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_01: So let's get wasted and have the time of our lives.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely terrifying.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know anyone else who has rhymed Kodak with Kodak?
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_01: Let me tell you.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god!
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_04: She's taking pictures of herself on a fucking Kodak camera.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_04: I'm really excited to get abort mission.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_04: Abort mission.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_01: The rest of the photos on that Kodak are from Safari.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_01: So it's gonna be wow, look at all these elephants.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_01: Missed worldwide.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_01: Um anyway, I there is honestly, there is no part of me that feels guilty for loving Pitbull, and I will tell you for why.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_01: For one, I actually don't believe in guilty pleasures.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_01: I think if you like something, fucking own it.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_01: There's a reason why you like it.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_01: But the thing with Pitbull in particular, and I l and I love him, and I went to go and see him last year.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_01: Hand sounds, best gig I've ever been to.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you did have a fucking good time.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_01: And I've seen Andrea Bacelli, I've seen Brin Terraville, two of Classical Music's greatest.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_01: I've seen Westlife, I've seen Blue, I've seen Esclub, I've seen Oasis.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_01: Let me tell you, Pitbull beats all of them.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_01: But the thing I love about Pitbull the most is that for years, and this is how you know someone's a diehard fan, for years everyone was like, oh, Pitbull's so shit, Pitbull's so cheesy.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_01: He comes on in the club, everyone is dancing, loving everything.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone loves him.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, he's unreal.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_01: But people just won't admit that they love him.
• 50:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, I love him.
• 50:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I fully own it, and I absolutely what a man.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_01: But he's also collaborated with so many different artists.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_01: What a guy.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_01: You got so we're going to see him in July.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_01: Kesha's coming out.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_01: Unreal.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_01: Lil John off of Shat Shat Shat Shats face.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_01: Uh obviously Usher, Neo.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_04: Usher, Usher, Usher.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah man.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I absolutely love him.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_01: I think he's an absolute fucking boy.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_01: I've paid to go VIP when I go see him in July.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fair fun.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_01: But they're also doing they're in aid of the the old bold cap, they're trying to do um the they're trying to set a Guinness World Book of Records record for how many people for the most bold caps in my life.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_01: Was it like if I wear one at home and you face flame me?
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_01: Huh?
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_01: But you can come along if you want to go VIP.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but yeah, I absolutely love him, but like I said, there's there's zero part of me.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_01: I've got no shame, and I've had no shame for years.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_01: I think he's unreal.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_01: When you first used to go out clubbing, age like 17, 18, he'd have all the bangers going.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, yeah.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_01: And I love him.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_01: Um and as he says, every day above ground is a great day.
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_01: And I and I genuinely live by that mantra.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_01: Life is too short.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_01: You're not pushing up daisies.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, man.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_01: Every day above every day above ground is a great day.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_01: Make the most of it.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_01: Seize the day.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_01: Right, so we're gonna finish with some this or that questions.
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_01: Rad on the road.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_01: Mr.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_01: Wilder's made an appearance.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_01: Are you ready?
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_01: I'm ready.
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, would you rather ghost or be ghosted?
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_01: Ghost.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_01: Ooh, sounds block or stalk?
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_01: Block.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_01: Toxic chemistry or healthy boredom.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_01: Healthy boredom.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, agreed.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_04: You're three, you're coming at you.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_04: Closure or delusion.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_01: Closure.
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_01: Like to know where I stand.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_04: Drunk text or fake healing.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_01: What does fake healing mean?
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_04: So you either drunk text them or you kind of basically like Say you're okay, but you're not.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_04: Say you're okay.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, fake healing.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_01: Fake it till you make it, baby.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fake healing.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_01: For sure, yeah.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_01: I will not let you see any sign of weakness.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_04: X comes back, or you never hear again.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_01: Never hear again.
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I knew that'd be you.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_04: Once that door is closed, bye! Now obviously we've rabbited on quite a lot this week, but this has been quite iconic.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_04: Dale, dale, dale.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_04: This is better than my dharma glasses.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not gonna lie.
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't think they could be trumped.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_04: Um but I'm taking her on this three martini lunch.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_04: Oh god.
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_04: So there will be content for that as an add-on, a little extra.
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_01: I am scared about that, I have to say.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna have to have a chaser.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_01: I need a chaser of fruit juice.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_04: Pineapple juice.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_04: You can have a shot glass of pineapple juice.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_01: I've read the ingredients, it's just pure vodka with something else.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_04: I will allow one shot glass of pineapple juice, but you are not to pour it in.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_01: Why can't I can we not show a three cocktail lunch?
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_04: The whole point is you have a three martine lunch and you see what you can cook with afterwards.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, nothing.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_04: Um so we want Hear Me Outs, I think, next week as well, because we're gonna do things that get better in your 30s and your hear me outs.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_04: So your weird crushes, yeah.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_04: Your weird food wants and needs, I don't know, like literally anything.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_01: Or even like uh like my story with the um the the the Netflix starting a programme.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_01: Anything like that.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_01: Anything like you're like, it's a bit unhinged, but hear me out because there's context to it, let us know.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_04: But other than that, we hope you've enjoyed.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_04: I think you've enjoyed.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_04: I've had a lovely time.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_04: Definitely enjoyed, we've had a lovely time.
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_04: I might go and have another one of those uh spritters.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_04: Hipster spritters, yeah.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_04: Big up, thank you for thank you for not sponsoring us but um lending us your booze.
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_04: Um but until next Friday, if it drains your peace, tell it to fuck off.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_04: Preach.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_04: Preach.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_04: Stay stay toxic.