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EPISODE 100! The You Don't Know Ball College Football Fantasy Draft! · You Don't Know Ball Podcast

• Isaac Rowe: What's going on, you don't ball nation? Welcome to episode one hundred of the You Don't Know Ball Podcast. This has been two years since we've been on YouTube last week, but ⁓ due to some unforeseen ⁓ circumstances we are recording today. So we got ⁓ episode a hundred today. We have we're all here looking forward to ⁓ getting this fantasy draft on, which will be ⁓ a lot of fun. We've done our research. Yeah we some some more than others. But but I would say look, we all got the pen and paper out, you know. We all look prepared. It's all your stuff. Not all the stats though. I don't have any of the stats. I just know all the teams and shit. So I just gotta look so so whatever position we go with I'm just gonna be like you're just gonna whip it out off the dome. Okay. Hopefully. But we have a lot of players to get through and we're doing offensive defense for it. So this fantasy draft will connect into our chat GBT season that Caleb will help us run over this season. So I don't know how we'll do it, but we'll do it. We're gonna figure it out somehow. But it should be a lot of fun. I'm really looking forward to it. And ⁓ all right, let's get this show on the road. ⁓ first we're gonna do who's what the draft rotation is. I think Jack got pick number one two years ago. I think I went fourth and then I got the first pick on the next round. That's why I got Jeremiah Love for Smith. I don't I forgot which one I took. Who who was who was the number one pick last year? Well we spun it for every position group. Well we yeah. I know, but we gotta figure out how our snake order is gonna go for the whole night. 'Cause we had I think you got the first pick ⁓ when the first time we did this two years ago. And you picked ⁓ some Michigan guy that Alex really wanted. Yeah. But I think I think last year Alex got the number one pick. Yeah. I don't remember. I think it might have been. You're probably right. Who cares? But New Year. Got the all four names on the wheel. Let's see ⁓ let's see who's number one. I'd rather go first or fourth, honestly. Well, you're going first. What the hell? No, no. Caleb has the first overall pick. Let's go, dude. Season three fantasy draft of the old ball podcast. My God. So let me remove his name so he doesn't get to get called on again. But ⁓ all right. Let's see who's number two for w if it'll spin. Alex, you were the second pick. Let's go. Second zombie go. Second zone. So it's between me and Jack. Isaac, I'm pretty sure you got the last pick last year too. I think I've gotten the last pick like quite a few times. Pretty much every year. All right, let's see if I get it this year. Nope, Jack got it. Let's go. Let's go. So I go three and Jack goes four. So I don't know if I like going three. You're not you're not going first either way. I don't I don't really love it, but you know. You gotta deal with the cards you're dealt. So ⁓ But ⁓ Well position group we get in first. That'll be interesting. I hate this wheel spinner. ⁓ wait, I found my old one. Positions. I still have it. Look at that. This guy's prepped. All right. So ⁓ we're doing offensive wheel first. Okay. So ⁓ we got the sound effects. ⁓ baby. Come on. Sound effects. Wide receiver, please. We are going with O line. ⁓ my god. ⁓ line is first. Yes. So this is such a bad one to go first on because there's so many good ones. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. All right. So it goes Caleb. Alex one did I have holding here that I wanted to take. All right. Let's see it, Caleb. Let's hear it. Who are you picking in the first overall pick of this fantasy you don't know ball podcast college football draft? Really long title, but whatever. There's there's two really good ones I think. But I I think the school I'm i I I'm picking them because I had them last year. I'm gonna go Notre Dame's offensive line. ⁓ Let's give me Notre Dame's offensive line. Man, I did not want that one to be first, bro. Damn. Yeah, I didn't either, but Whatever. ⁓ all right. So can't go wrong with that pick. A lot of returners. I do think it was like the top O line is what people are saying. So much experience. And I saw in the transfer portal they got a lot too. ⁓ yeah. For line wise. So they're they're they're hyped up to be the best offensive line. Hey, they're staying home, man. They're staying home. They're they're not transferring. I'd say that offensive line didn't look too good at the spring game. Okay. Yeah. Right. Well, because they playing people who do who know their secrets. Don't matter, bro. Hey. You think UCLA's offensive line look good? You know what, Caleb? I don't think it's ever looked good. Caleb picked Notre Dame offensive line last year and he won three four three or four chairs behind it. Fordem boys. So I then I don't think Caleb's gonna run away from that pick again. So ⁓ Alex, who are you going with? Well, I'm gonna start off with my meme pick right off the bat. ⁓ my god, here we go again. I'm gonna take you back to December where we put together our ⁓ Christmas. Offensive ⁓ offensive line using the home boys? So I'm using the ⁓ twenty twenty-five you don't know ball offensive line that we put together. It was Frosty, the fat engineer from Polar Express, ⁓ Yukon Cornelius, the big ass polar bear from Redmond. And the Yeti from Rudolph. So those are gonna be a gonna be a handful to put into chat G V. I know. ⁓ know. ⁓ Big ass ⁓ theme O-line. Yeah, yeah. That's funny. So Wow, nice meme pick. Yep. ⁓ lot of people that was one of our more popular TikToks on our page. Yeah, and people actually agree with us. Yeah. A lot of people agreed with us on that. You know, I I almost thought to use Buddy the Elf as my meme pick. Dude, I was there. Yeah. I was there. Imagine that meme pick gets stolen. Could you imagine? That would piss me off. Yeah, because that's what I'm doing right here. No. ⁓ But I don't I don't have a hate towards that that pick at all. Yeah. It's gonna be a a a to deal with. But if anything chat's gonna that's gonna help chat 'cause it's gonna be like or it'll it won't like Frosty melted because it wasn't so good. ⁓ gave up thirteen sacks. Frosty's no longer with us. ⁓ Frosty's nightmare came to life. Even that hat couldn't save him. All right. my offensive line pick, obviously Nord Am's O line was my ⁓ number one on the draft board, but I'm gonna go with Oregon. They have a ton of people. Their line's great too. ⁓ they're the they're talked about being the number one team in the country here in the next couple of weeks for the preseason rankings, and there's a reason why, because they have the best offense and defensive line so I'm gonna take I couldn't believe how good they're looking. I was gonna take I'm taking Oregon here. I think can't go wrong with who's protecting Dante Moore back there. So so I'm taking Oregon's all line. They also have ⁓ Dylan Rayola don't they? Yeah. QB battle. QB battle. He's decided to learn. All right, for my O-line, I'm gonna take Ohio State's O-line. Okay. I'm bringing back both tackles, their center and their left guard. So Damn, they're bringing that much back, man. Bring a four out of the five back, man. They lost a lot on the defensive side of the ball, but they kept a they quite they kept quite a bit on the offensive side. So it's Ohio State. Yeah. Can't get rid of them. All right. All right. So that takes us to our next position group. And Jack is starting, right? Yeah, Jack then you then Alex and me. Alright. Wrong. What was it? It was the legend pick, but we're doing that within. All right, we have one of our reci wide receiver picks. Wide receivers. So there goes. This is a good one, baby. I'm surprised you didn't Okay. Jerem Jeremiah Jeremiah Smith is the Yeah, he's the consensus number one here. Twelve hundred and forty three yards last year and twelve touchdowns. I I think I'm gonna take him. How about the year before? What was his stats? ⁓ he won a Natty. ⁓ that's right. Forgot. Who'd he win an A? Yeah, I couldn't tell you. Couldn't tell. Christian gray. ⁓ man. Good pick. Good I yeah, I had no words for that pick. I think Jeremiah Smith's gonna He went first last year too. ⁓ yeah, he was on He's the best player in college football by far. I can't remember. Did I take Jeremiah Love or Smith? Better than McConnell. Did I take Love or Smith first? You took Love. ⁓ I had Jeremiah. I think Alex took ⁓ Yeah, you were like, I hate to do this, but I think I might have taken Jeremiah Smith. Yeah, you did. Yeah. So now Jack has him, so obviously he's trying to rebuild around. He's trying to rebuild his team at their last year's before man. Yeah, I need some dogs out there. But ⁓ all right, my first receiver pick. Hmm. I'm gonna go with my legend pick here, I think. Okay. ⁓ Should I? Yeah, it. ⁓ I'm gonna take Odell Beckham Jr. here just for the memes. Okay. Or for the vibes too, because he just went back to the Giants and ⁓ at ⁓ he was at LSU he was a dog too. So ⁓ taking Odell Beckham Jr. here ⁓ for the fun of it. Can't go wrong with an LS LSU receiver. No sir. You can't. All right, Alex. I'm gonna take a kid that needs no introduction. ⁓ The pri pretty much the reason why Miami made the national championship last year. Malachi Tony, I'm gonna take the five nine stud ⁓ out of Miami. ⁓ really I don't think I really need to say a lot about him. I mean the guy is shifty, ⁓ quick, and just makes a ton of plays that we thought that were just unbelievable last year, especially against Old Miss in that final ⁓ few minutes of that game as well. So yeah, just crazy. So I'm taking him. Took my guy, man. Yeah, that was my second guy. ⁓ see this is where it was like Okay, am I mistaken? Is Ryan Williams still in college? Yes. Yeah, give me him. I mean Okay. All right. I I thought I was crazy. Yeah. I'll take Ryan Williams. Ryan hopefully has a bounce back season. It's right. I think it he changed his name to Ryan Coleman Williams. So he added his ⁓ wife's name in there. His wife got married. He got married. He's like still nineteen. Yeah. I think he's j he's just such an electric prospect. I think I think I think he can be due for a bounce back year. That's just how wide receivers go. So I mean but yeah, I I'll take Ryan Williams for sure. I like that. Alabama wants to get him more involved in the offense this year and there was already reports fr out from spring practice that he was lighting everybody up. He's he has a different kind of like swagger and motivation behind him this year compared to last year. So he's feeling more slum. He was feeling more confident, so it's good to see ⁓ it will it will be good to see his freshman year prime come back. Right. I don't know. a good player. He knows what to do. He knows. He just gotta do it. I mean, dude, I'm just remembering that one play from his freshman series. Like that. Like, dude, like I need that. It's the reason why he got the cover athlete last year. So whatever. ⁓ all right. So wide receiver our vi I was probably like a wide receiver one, so that's off the board now. Yeah, he was he was my the last one in my tier one, so I'm happy. All right, next position. We have quarterbacks. I know where this is going. I know where this is going. ⁓ dude, I did not want again. I gotta just take I it'd be dumb to not take this guy. I'm gonna take Dante Moore. I'm gonna just get him off the board. I I mean looking it up, I think he you know, he's he's I think it's his junior or senior year, but I think he's the the top overall quarterback right now. At least based off all my research. I was hoping I'd get to go like fourth or something for this one 'cause I was gonna take a different guy. Well I'll say later, but I'm just gonna take Dante Moore, get him off the board. I mean, I think he's a pretty phenomenal quarterback, so he's really good quarterback. There's a lot of good options. I mean you can't really go wrong. I'm just gonna take the best available. This is this year's class. It's not as difficult as last year's. No, I think it this year's class is almost better or maybe as as good as two years ago when s we watched six quarterbacks go off in the in the first round. So It'll be interesting to see. I looked back it wasn't last year's draft, but the year before that I had literally had Alex Orgy as as one of my second pick. I'm like, no, thank God I didn't pick it. I I took Kate Klubnik because it's gonna get much worse than that. So right, yeah, what the hell? He ended up winning something. Four games. No, he won ⁓ you a Chad G BT chat. ⁓ he did. No, did he? I thought you only won the I thought you were the only one. Fifth and final season. ⁓ that's right. Remember that one I was narrating in the car? I got it now. Okay. Alex, go ahead. I'm gonna take Trinidad Chambliss here. And good one. Almost four thousand passing yards last year, twenty two touchdowns and only three interceptions. ⁓ I think he's due for another good season that the NCAA doesn't want him to have, but he's gonna have anyways. Fought like hell not to give him but he's still got it. I I I I almost went legend here, but you know, just having seen the quarterback class like Caleb said, it's just it's too good to waste a legend pick on this part. So I'm gonna use Trinidad here and hopefully the six one red shirt senior can get it done for me. Double red shirt. Double double red shirt triple red shirt senior should be should be two years two years in. ⁓ That's gotta be crazy, dude. He's yeah. Fair estate. Yeah. Somehow winning. Yeah. ⁓ yeah, the Ferris State legend. ⁓ all right. Good pick there. I think Trinidad Champions is probably one of the better quarter probably the one of the best quarterbacks in the college football league right now. They didn't have him top five, but he was. Really? Yeah. I'm surprised. He was six, but I mean especially ⁓ okay. They had ⁓ Yeah, they had some. Let let me say it. Let me say some crazy names over him. I'm gonna take my hometown guy, CJ Carr, right here. You were jumping with joy to do that. I I was so nervous. Caleb was gonna do it to me again. Dude, I don't even like CJ Carr that much. So I'm taking CJ Carr here. We saw him play, dude. Okay. First. I mean, he's good. He's just I I just like Don T. He's favored to win the Heisman this year, or was favored. He had twenty two thousand seven hundred forty-one yards passing, twenty-four touchdowns, six picks, eighty-three point four kick. I Think he's in for a big season this year without Jeremiah Love and Jadarian Price in the backfield. I think we're gonna rely on him more to win us some games. So and we got some better weapons, so look out for him and his explosive potential season insane offense. Watch out world. Watch out world. I'll put you on notice. Be prepared as well. I'll put you on blast right now. Play this in five months after he has the worst season of all time. So whoever said he was gonna win a Heisman needs to be drug picked. DraftKings But with my pick, I'm keeping it in the family with Ohio State. Dude I'm gonna take Julian Sane. Thirty six hundred and ten yards last year, thirty-two touchdowns and eight interceptions. Dude was a Heisman finalist. Yeah. Nothing much more to say about that. Nope. Nothing more. Even after the spring game scare of ⁓ what's his name? Who's the backup quarterback there? But he was he was he was slinging he was slinging the rocket with Julian struggled that day and everybody's like, We want Julian Gone, he's too conservative. I'm like, pfft dude is a Heisman final this last year. And it's a spring game. Let's chill out. Who were the quarterbacks that you said that were ahead of Trinidad and was Julian? They Lenora Sellers over Trinidad. Okay. They had ⁓ crazy. I think they had Josh Hoover over him. Okay. Okay. I think I think it's just 'cause he's at Indiana. Yeah. 'Cause so it's like, yeah, ⁓ I guess. They also they had CJ Carr at like nine or something like that. So I mean it's crazy to me. Whatever. Chip on the I can't remember who else, but I was I was so close to picking up Where'd they have Arch? ⁓ they had Arch at five, I think. So I I was so close to picking Byron Brown. I was so close. That guy has a disgusting throwing motion. I know but isn't that the Auburn kid? Yes. Yeah. Well he was at USF last year, but I I almost took him just because I love his dual threat like ability. Yep. Surprised you didn't take Nico. Yeah, but I almost took Brendan Sorsby too. ⁓ well, he's not gonna play. I I thought he ⁓ do the does Texas Tech still have their quarterback from last year? He got a he got in trouble for gambling and he ⁓ he did? He like suspended. ⁓ I didn't know he got suspended. Sam Sam Sam Levitt is the number two quarterback ⁓ in that country right now. Man, I forgot about him, but I wasn't gonna pick up. Bear up there. Bear Bachmeyer. No, ⁓ Rocco Becht is ⁓ num he's I think he's like four or seven. And then Bear Bachmeyer's up there too. He's top like twelve. I mean just quarterbacks in this bunch of big bands. It's crazy. All right, I'm picking fourth. We didn't even say Price Underwood yet. I where's Bryce Underwood? they probably had him up there. I did when I was doing my research, I looked at the top one hundred college football players of the two thousand. Guess who came in at number a hundred? JJ. JJ McCarthy. ⁓ boy. I believe it. I mean four year career. Right. Won a chip. So over quorum? No. Quorum on there? I don't know. I didn't I didn't get that far. I I think he's probably a hundred and one. He about a hundred and one. I didn't get the number even number one on that. All right. Running back. ⁓ thank God. Another big position. Yes, I got it. Good to go fourth here. Alright, I think Jack leads us off here, right? I do. Alright. You're on the call. ⁓ Yeah. I'm gonna take Keywon Lacey. Okay. Damn it. 1,567 yards, 24 touchdowns. Can't argue with that. Nope. 24 of them drawn? Yeah. Yeah, dude. He's a dog for Ole Miss. He was the second best running back behind Jeremiah Level. I didn't even have that dude's name down. He was a cover athlete for the college football twenty-seven game this year. So it just got released today. Well, Thursday. Released yesterday. So. No today. Today. I must have only looked at Trump. Officially released today. But yeah, Kewan Lacey's a really good back for the Rebels. He decided to stay with Pete Golding and ⁓ Ole Miss instead of tr following his coach Lane Kifflin to L S U, I think it shows a lot of loyalty in that program and what he believes it can they can do this year, especially with Trinidad coming back, it only helps. So I think Ole Miss's rushing attack with Keywand back there is gonna be pretty pretty legit. And now for Jack's team behind that Ohio State all the line it's gonna be a nightmare. So ⁓ it's starting to look good for ⁓ Jack's Ohio State. I mean fantasy team. Ohio State's function. Running back, honestly. Honestly, you could have. ⁓ all right, so that takes it to me. I had a couple of options here. I just I considered doing my legend pick here, but I didn't want to be basic, so I didn't do it. And honestly I hope he's gonna be able to play this year because he did ha he did get shot at a concert in a school shooting. ⁓ yeah, recently. I'm gonna take Ahmad Hardy here. He's the back from Missouri, had a he was a beast last year, carried the Missouri team quite a few times to some wins, some really solid wins. So I it's unfortunate he got involved in that shooting because he's such a good back. But I'm hoping he comes back healthy and he's as productive as he was last year. So give me Ahmad Hardy. Good pick. Welcome to the squad, gang. Alrighty. That brings me to my running back pick, which I'm gonna take the new transfer Georgia Tech running back, Justice Haynes. I knew he was gonna be on your board. And I totally forgot about him for a second. I was like, ⁓ shit, maybe Justice Haynes should be up there. And turns out he ⁓ he was you know he was. A hundred and one hundred and twenty one carries, eight hundred and fifty seven yards and ten touchdowns before he missed the rest of the season ⁓ last year. no hard feelings against him. I mean he was a good back. I hope he does well at Georgia Tech. He definitely got the bag at Georgia Tech, so he got a bunch of money there. Two million dollars for a season is crazy. Yeah. So I mean it's just a crazy ⁓ crazy world we live crazy world in college football. So that's all I got for them. All right. This is probably really dumb, but I'm going my meme pick here. ⁓ God. For running back. Do you guys know the game Happy Wheels? Yes, yes. I'm going with the wheelchair guy who has the rocket on his wheelchair. And that old man is gonna be. He can fly with that thing. He can, it has unlimited fuel. Once he gets the ball, he's gone. And he's on a wheelchair. He's literally wheels, bro. Yeah, he's Like literal wheels. Dude. I don't know if he's got any stats or football experience in him, but he he's fast. Back in his day he does. Back in his day he does. Yes, he does. So he let we're gonna give him the rock and see what he can do with it. But that's that's who I'm going with for my meme pick there. So thank you. Thank you. Thought long and hard about that one today. Dude, that's a that's a OG that's a vintage pick right there. You know, that's a childhood pick. That's a good one. I remember playing that in the St. Margaret's computer room. Yeah. What are you playing? Don't worry about it. It'd be like it would either be during computer time or it'd be when my parents were an hour late to pick me up. One of those two. ⁓ all right. Next position. Receiver? No quarterback. We're doing three wide receivers. ⁓ well, one's a flex. Tight ends. ⁓ geez. Yes. Tight ends. All right, Caleb, you kicking us off. This I thought this position was the hardest for me to see too. This one was the hardest because I didn't really see anyone I wanted to pick, so I'm going my legend here. I am going with. I saw a list. This guy. Wait. ⁓ my. Go back to the physical thing. So this guy. He's he's one of the best ⁓ college football tight ends of all time. I'm going Chase Kaufman, Missouri zone. ⁓ he played in the late two thousands. He had thirty touchdowns, over two thousand six hundred yards on his career there. He's six foot six. He didn't have he didn't really pan out too much in the NFL, but This guy, I mean, I just thought it'd be cool to pick a late two thousands Missouri tight end. And I was looking on this list earlier while I was at work. He's apparently the second best college football tight end of all time. According to that list. And this year with my team, I'm looking for offense. I feel like my defense carried a lot last year with Funky Kong. So I'm trying the other side of the ball. And yeah, we're going offense with this guy. He's should provide a nice spark for us. So hopefully it's a good legend pick. But yeah. And my brother's name is Chase too. So I was like, all right, you know We'll do that. We'll do that. I'll pick up I'll pick the Missouri guy, the Missouri legend himself. So that's my choice there. Sounds good. I just didn't think there were any good tight ends either. There isn't. We're not any two stellar ones. There w there's no headline names like there were the yet last year, the year before. I mean, it's kinda hard to ⁓ I picked Tyler Warren last year. Yeah. Even though he was in the NFL. ⁓ Alex, go ahead. I I'm not sure ⁓ who I wanna pick here, so I'm gonna do a quick Google search at this ⁓ for a second to go to Sports Illustrated because I hate all the ones I have. I was gonna do my ⁓ I was gonna do my legend pick, but I now that Caleb did it, I'm like, yeah, I'll save it, you know, but you know what mean, but ⁓ I think I'm gonna do Yeah, why not? I'll do ⁓ Benjamin Bar ⁓ Barnum Barnumer. The ⁓ the I know who you're talking about, Benjamin Bauer. Yeah, bow yeah, he's from he's the Iowa hit state court try tight end that transferred to Penn State. Yeah. No stats on him, but I did not want to pick Zach Marshall from Michigan or Hogan Hansen from Michigan. And why not? They're studs. They're not that guy that guy was the best transfer tight end I looked up earlier. There you go. So I thought about picking him. He had like six touchdowns last year for them. He's really Yeah, he's he's six seven, two hundred and fifty two pounds. He had thirty seven receptions with four hundred and forty six yards and six touchdowns. All right. So that's what I'm going with. Well that's a good pick. I don't know much about him, but I know he's a It was a good addition to that Penn State team, along with the the rest of the Iowa State team that followed Matt Campbell to the Happy Valley. But all right. So obviously I didn't know many tight ends this year, not a lot of big names, but I'm gonna go with one that I am familiar with that I trust. He was a backup to Eli Raridon last year. I'm gonna take Ty Washington from Notre Dame. I think he's in for a big year now that Raridan's gone. He played in ⁓ all 12 games last year. He had he four started four. He had thirty-four yards and a touchdown, so you can't get much worse than that. But yeah, you know interesting choice. I think I think he's gonna be a stud eventually. And you know what? If he's not and he starts selling me some games, we're gonna have a chat GBT draft some here some at some point. So yeah, we'll have some auto-generated guys. So whatever. He's on the chopping block, but he's on the team. So welcome to the team Taiwan. Brock Lesnar might have been a better pick. Brock Lesnar. Honestly, yeah. Nah, he is for as dominant as I was going to be. He was so disappointing the whole season. Every season. Shane Gillis and Brock Lesnar, man. What a what a mix. Combo. Combo of champions. Your team was comedy, dude. It was so funny. All right, for my tight end, I'm gonna take Jamari Johnson from Oregon. Okay. Five hundred and ten yards, three touchdowns last year. And ⁓ Kenyon Sadiq's gonna be gone, so I think he'll get a lot more opportunity. Yeah, definitely. For sure. Yep. I saw he was the number one rated tight end in or number one something high like that in the tight end rankings this year. So weak class for tight ends. Weak last, but a lot of opportunity though, so that's good. Ty Washington might be the second coming as Gronk, so We'll see what happens. Hell, even Zach Marshall. Right. All right. I think we just have wide receivers left. Unless we unless we're doing two running backs, but just have received whatever. All right. Wide receiver pick. I'm last. Go ahead, Jack. Frick. ⁓ I did it out. ⁓ all right, for my wide receiver, I'm gonna go with a meme pick here. ⁓ god. I'm gonna take Spencer James from All American. okay, okay. Good one. Good one. I was I was waiting for something outlandish, like a jack a a real Jack meme pick. ⁓ yeah. Those will come. I don't have anything too crazy this year. Yeah, dude, but last year come on. He's all business this year. Luigi was pretty good. Yeah. It was Chris Hansen that was selling you. Dude, yes. ⁓ ⁓ I I that's a good pick. He's dominant in the show. For real. So whatever is works for me. ⁓ all right. For my I'm using I'm also using my meme pick. And I'm gonna go with the deep from the boys. Since so no one wants to see that guy on the field, so I'd rather give a deep the defensive back a hard time and just have the deep just be the deep pretty much. Pretty much meeman. Yeah. Even though his powers are water based, I think just his he's a advanced team. He's a superhero, man. It'll it'll it'll big ass biceps. That's gotta help or something. It'll work out, yeah. So he's probably really Brock Lesnar had big ass biceps alright. The way he died in that show, he has to be able to run faster than So give me the deep here. ⁓ I'm gonna do my legend pick here. And I'm gonna go Jamar Chase. Alright. Another L S U guy. Another LS L S U guy, you know, wide receiver U, definitely not Ohio State. ⁓ yeah, you can't go you can't do it wrong with the national championship winning. Jamar Chase, Super Bowl appearance guy. So No, you can't. And I'm pretty sure did he win an MVP or something? No, not yet. Dang, dude. Who ⁓ Jamar Chase? Yeah. No, not yet. He won offensive player of the year. Yeah, that's what I'm Y'all left me a lot of good options for current guys. ⁓ no. ⁓ the almost too many. Honestly, dude. Who do I pick here? ⁓ I'm going first next time, so it doesn't matter. So I basically get back-to-back wide receiver picks. Yeah, that's because one of them has to be a meme. I already used my meme. ⁓ shit, you did. Yeah. Yeah, we used my wheelchair guy. I forgot. So Dilo is your running back. He's he is my running back. ⁓ that's right. Yeah. So you're doing two running backs. That's right. Never mind. No, I'm doing I'm doing three wide receivers, but I flip. I was I didn't think he used his meme pick yet. I thought that's Okay. I I've seen this guy at the top of this is my the last guy remaining in my tier one. I'm gonna go Cam Coleman. Texas. He's a j gonna be a junior this year. Three touchdowns last year with Auburn. He's a big target. and he transferred to Texas. So I mean he's only gonna get better, especially if they say hey Arch is gonna be as good as he's supposed to be. I think Cam Coleman's slated to have a good year. He's the last one remaining in my tier ones, so I shouldn't leave him up there. For sure. And I'll have an even better pick for my next guy. All right, so Caleb it's got Cam Coleman just transferred to Texas, paired up with Arch Manning. So it's gonna be a fun season down in Austin, Texas. So it's gonna be dude for all the Texas teams, dude. Texas A M's got some dogs too. Yeah, Texas Tech, Texas A ⁓ and then ⁓ Texas. Okay. Yeah. Even they're not bad, dude. SMU's gonna be good too. TCU could be good. TCU could be good. Holy shit, there's like six teams in that state. Baylor. Baylor. Baylor got DJ Lagway. Yeah, you can't throw a spiral. Another quarterback. Anybody had him on his board? ⁓ I thought about this year. Yeah, Jack Jack's not doing that again. ⁓ This guy really impressed me with how good he did with how little there was around him. So I'm gonna take him. ⁓ no. I'm gonna I'm gonna stick with my boy Bryant Wesco Jr. I'm bringing him back. Okay, bringing him back. I just saw him over here on the right. Clemson Jr., six touchdowns last year. You know, he's only getting better as the years go by. ⁓ he was a solid guy for me in the simulation last year. So I love his name, Bryant Wesco Jr., like I mentioned last year. You know, two connections to me. Kobe Bryant, my favorite player, and Wesco, the best gas station of all time. ⁓ my god. so yeah, let's let's have another good year, Bryant Wesco. Let's get it. ⁓ welcome. You're my wide receiver three again. Nice to have you back. Nice. Alex. Got two guys back from last year now. For my flex and my wide receiver three, I'm going Andrew Marsh. ⁓ my god. ⁓ I haven't had a Michigan player all ⁓ night. I know that's pretty good for you. So ⁓ Andrew Marsh. I'm gonna go Andrew Marsh. Randy Marsh? Yeah, Randy Marshall. You just gave. Bro la la But yeah, I'm going Andrew Marsh, you know. Nobody really cares what he got. He got like eight hundred yards and like still pretty good for a Michigan team. It's seven hundred forty seven yards. He's supposed to take a big jump this year. So, you know, he's the best I I do wanna say he's like the best wide receiver Michigan's had since Roman Wilson. So that's like pretty much three years. So ⁓ yeah, I'm looking forward to see what he can do. Good man. Alright, that brings it to me. I'm gonna K take K J Duff from Ructors. I really thought you were going Jordan Fage on. ⁓ KJ Duff. He's a he's had sixty receptions last year, a thousand eighty four yards, seven touchdowns, was a big ten all conference. At Rutgers. At Rutgers. Yeah. Yeah, keep that in mind. Not much around him. They ain't playing nobody. He I think he's a ⁓ they're they're playing some people. He's six six, two twenty five. I mean, it's he's a junior, so he's gonna be one of the more wanted receivers right after Jordan Jeremiah Smith if he decides to go into the draft. So ⁓ give me K J Duff from Rutgers. Helps your team out too, you needed a bigger target. ⁓ We're gonna Herschel Walker in Georgia. Nice. Over his career at Georgia, he had 5,952 yards rushing and 49 touchdowns. So I think he'd be a great addition to the team. I think you're right, Jack. I think you can't get wrong with that. Who did have last year? You had who for your running back, you also picked Ricky Williams. ⁓ yeah. Maybe a flex guy will work out better. This guy's more sober than Ricky Williams. ⁓ all right. So should've taken Charlie Becker. Yeah. Should've that he wasn't even in like in the top twenty receivers. Charlie Kirk. Wait a minute. Hey, hey. I'm gonna take Drewski Kirk as my defensive coordinator. ⁓ all right, so that completes our offense of side of the draft. Then we're going into our defensive side. ⁓ do you guys want to read it through your rosters or we just wait for the outside? I'm down to read through ⁓ I guess we'll just wait till the yet. All right. All right, fine. Whatever. All right, so same order. Jack is leading us off. We are now doing the defensive side of the ball. So let's pull that wheel up. I have anything. That pen's got so much order. This this side of the ball, I have some good ones. And I'm really, really hoping that we can do it. Like they don't get taken? Yeah. All right. I do too, bro. Do not be middle linebacker. I swear to God. The wheel has been. Yeah, middle linebacker. See where it is? D line is where we're starting with. It's D I D line and D N There's so many good there's so many good ones. There's so many good D line. How many D line did we do? Three or two? I have two I have enough for two. We have two and two. I think we should we should all pick what how we want our teams to run. I thought we had three. I thought that's If you if you wanna do a three four, I can tell chat GBT that I'm gonna do a four three. I'm picking two linemen probably. So I'll just do an like if it's a edge pick. Yeah, two yeah, two edges, two D two interior, right? Okay. That's what I did. I that's what I'm gonna run. My team's running a four three. You did two D N and two D I D line. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do then. I mean you don't have to change. If you were running a three five two three four or whatever. Five two. Let's run it. Five interior? No, that wouldn't be interior. That'd be three. Two two linebackers and then D Bs and safeties. All right. All right, D lineman. All right. D lineman. See who I put down here. I'm gonna take Ahmed Montin Sr. from the University of Miami. Okay. Dick. He just took one off my boy. Big boy from Miami. We know that D line was not messing around last year. He's gonna continue the legacy. It's gonna make up that production that ⁓ Miami's missing out from Akeem Mesador Ruben Bain. ⁓ Ruben Bain, I was hoping the Lions would get his ass. Dude. Trade up for him or something. I was hoping that. I don't give a shit if his arms aren't too short. He was a dominant. He was so dominant. I I so I watched him. You see Desmond Bain out there looking like a T Rex for the Magic. He's getting buckets. I I I watched him rape Notre Dame week one. So I think what whatever. You can't tell me, but ⁓ good pick. I think he's gonna he's in for a big role this year. So I'm gonna go with my meme pick right out the gate, just to get it out of the way. I'm taking queso. That's my interior D lineman. Throw his big ass there. Swear to god if that rocket show So you're throwing like two of them there? Two quesos. Two quesos, yeah. You're cloning him. Yeah. But ⁓ Queso, no I still have another D line pick, right? Yeah, whatever. ⁓ yeah, yeah, no, that's fine. So I'm taking I'm taking queso because it was just his sheer his sheer size. So no way that ⁓ rocket share guy could blow through that ass. Alright. I'm gonna do Bear Alexander from Oregon. Damn you, Alexander. God damn it. I gotta do him because he has my last he has my first name as his last name. Yes, sir. And ⁓ he doesn't really have that many stats. I mean 19 solo tackles, one sack, that's pretty much it. But D lineman, dude. D-line man, so that's all I gotta do. That's all we gotta do. So Bear Alexander. shoot. Bruh. ⁓ All right. I'll go. David Stone from Oklahoma. That was my next guy. He ⁓ I think he's the next best available D tackle. I didn't write down any stats for him, but if he's on Oklahoma, then I know the boy knows how to play defense. So ⁓ because we I saw what they did to Michigan last year and I was just really impressed. I was left kind of stunned. So David Stone. ⁓ welcome to the squad. Boom. I'll take it. I got a tier one there. Let's go. Good work, good work. ⁓ that takes us to our next position. Right? Yep. And I'm first. Come on, middle linebacker. Please, please. Corner. Safety strong safety. ⁓ yes. ⁓ strong safety. Wait, wait, wait. Let me go let me go see. Cause I had I I was like, dude, I hope I don't have to pick first here, because there's so many kids. You could put you could put both kind of safeties here. I just I wrote down a lot of free safeties, but I'm gonna go ⁓ with this guy 'cause I had him last year and I loved him. Damn it. Koy Perrick. Dang it! Damn it! Koy Peric. He's on Oregon now and I I wrote down obvious reasons. This is gonna be his Travis Hunter type year for Oregon, I think. And ⁓ he did really well for me in the sim last year. He must have had a good year at Minnesota. I didn't really pay too much attention to him after I drafted him, but ⁓ I definitely will be seeing more of him this year 'cause he's at Oregon. So ⁓ Coy, welcome back to the team. Fugs. So nice to have you. Fugs. Familiar face in the facility. That's nice. Dude, I've got three guys that are returning. This is sweet. Damn it. Alex, go ahead. Sorry, Alex. You took bear from me, dude. I know, I know. I knew it was coming. I was like, ⁓ maybe you won't do it. But you know, I'm gonna do ⁓ a mayor Farrell from Indiana. ⁓ strong safety, you know, had a pr good performance in the ⁓ Rose Bowl, of course, and the national championship. So don't have any stats pulled up for him, but I'm gonna go with him. All right. I'm gonna take he I think he does play free safety, but I'm gonna put him at strong just because I don't want him to go off the board here. I'm taking a Don Schuler from Notre Dame. I think he's a stud. He's in for a big year. That Notre Dame secondary is gonna be really hard to beat. And it's a lot of the reasons because of him and obviously another good corner. So ⁓ We'll see how it happens, but I'm thinking that Don't. Yeah, hopefully I get to pick first for that round. Yeah, no. I have that boy's name down. Yeah, I know you do. I bet everybody does. Who? ⁓ Alex does it. Leonard Moore. No, Alex probably has a different guy down though. Yeah, you're probably right. I probably wanna I'm gonna I should take a And I got that boy's name down too. All right, Jack. Alright. For my first safety, I'm gonna take a guy from the homeland of U of ⁓ Mason Curtis. ⁓ really? Nice. ⁓ I forgot Rod Moore's still there. Yeah, but he's not gonna play. No, he ain't gonna play. Big boy, six foot five. Damn. He played pretty well last year too, for how many snaps he got. Damn. Damn. All right. Six foot five safety. All right. Fir first safety off the board. Spinning the wheel. Going up to the other safety. Going back to the other safeties. Wait, is this free safety? Yeah. Yep. Free safety is now picking last year then. Jack, you're up. I'm gonna take KJ Bolden from Georgia. Nice pick. I had him last year. He did wonders. I swear to God he did. He did. I I I actually do remember this. Because he dude, he blew up some play on ⁓ Yes. It's I remember the quote. Genghis Khan called a blitz. KJ Bolden sacks Clubman. Yeah, that's right. Dude, I remember that clear as day. ⁓ good pick, Jack. I think he's even ⁓ Obviously he was a stud last year in the Sim, so I'm sure he's gonna continue to be a stud. And in real life too. I mean Georgia guy, right? Yep. So yeah. All right. I'm gonna take my other safety here. I'm gonna take Keon Sab from Al- ⁓ damn, I didn't think he would do it. He's he's going he's coming to me, so I got a pretty good safety background. I don't really care if he plays free or straight. He played for me two years ago. He I we didn't have the Chat GPT league, but I did pick him. I have to They won the Natty. And 'cause Caleb W Caleb what's his name? Caleb Downs. Caleb Downs went to Ohio State and he replaced his role at Bama. So Keon Sabbs on my team, so let's go. Good pick. ⁓ even have his name down, but good pick. ⁓ I'm gonna take Peyton Bowen from Oklahoma here. ⁓ he had twenty one solo tackles last year with two interceptions and seven pass deflections. So I mean it's you can't defeat the stats there. Caleb's not shaking his head. Did he have him on your board? No, I just I just I just recalled who I'm picking here. ⁓ that's ⁓ that's a good one. So I don't have much to say about him, but welcome to team Peyton. Alright. I just realized like why I'm why I I had all these shitty names down. And then I saw my meme pick sitting here at the end. So my meme pick for free safety, Slender Man. ⁓ tall, can teleport, has telekine tele telekinesis powers and tentacles that can intercept or swap pa swap passes away. So gimme Slender Man. All right. And can like maybe haunt your coaches' dreams and like get in your players' heads or something, you know? It's gonna be really hard to do that at my coaches. I'll ⁓ yeah, so give me Slender. All right. Let's go. ⁓ okay, so that takes that position off the board, and now we're going to our next one. Middle linebacker, please. Defensive ends. Doesn't matter. Defensive end. So for one of the two defensive ends or whatever. Honestly, yeah, good one to be first on. It's a great one to be first on. Yeah. What are you saying? All right. Colin Simmons. Damn it. From Texas. Gimme that guy. Yep. ⁓ shoot. Maybe I should have went ⁓ crap. I guess I I'm not gonna take it back. I should have went with this guy from Someone's gonna take him but South Carolina? Yeah. I'm gonna go with col I'll go with Colin Simmons though, 'cause I I actually watched something about the ends earlier and I liked that ⁓ This guy said he was the best pass rusher in football, so he kind of reminded me of Funky Kong in that way. Yep. ⁓ so I can get one guy that's a pass rusher, and I can pair him with the next guy I'm planning to take. That's gonna be pretty damn good. So I'll take Colin Simmons from Texas. Man, that Texas edge rush game plan is gonna be great this year. Yep. All right. Well, I'm gonna take the guy that you were thinking that you were gonna pick. I'm gonna take Dylan Stewart here and from South Carolina. They can be interchangeable, but I do think Dylan Stewart is the best one available. So that was a miss on my part. But I like Colin Simmons too. But yeah. So I'm gonna take him here. And and just like you said, if it all goes to plan, the next one that I pick is gonna be a really good matchup together. Dude, I swear to God, if you chose who I picked. I I I promise you I didn't. I promise you. All right. I am taking ⁓ I don't know if I want to take him now. I don't know. Yep, not taking him. I'm gonna take Bubakar Treari from Notre Dame. Dude, you you're you're he's a good pick though. I don't care. That defensive line is stacked and it started with him too. He was a monster last year. I may pull up his stats real quick if I could. set the edge. Sets the edge. He's a good pass rusher. Feel like he just has a a relentless motor. So I'm just glazing him so I can get the stats up, but Just glazing. He went off in that spring game, man. I tell ya. He was he looked pretty good. That defensive line is looking nice. ⁓ he had he had thirty-seven tackles, twenty-three of them were solo, six and a half sacks, one force fumble, and fourteen assisted. So it took a little bit for him to get going, but once he got going, he was hard to stop. So give me Bubacar Traori. Good pick. Who is Jack gonna take here? I mean there's some good guys left still. Really good guys. I'm gonna take a transfer who transferred to the U of ⁓ John Henry Daly. Damn right. Yeah, that's a good one. Eleven and a half sacks last year. Yep. Utah man. Mm-hmm. Following his coach. I think you're taking him coming off the injury, so we'll see how he ⁓ we'll see how he responds. He's heavy paired up on a good defensive line too. An a a better ⁓ defensive line than I would say from last year. So for sure. Can't get much worse than that team than last year. So all right. Next position player wise. We are at corners. ⁓ boy. So Jack gets to go first and take his first corner off the board. So I don't get to take Isaac's Notre Dame guy again. ⁓ don't worry. It's still getting taken right here. Maybe not. For my first corner, I'm gonna take a guy who transferred from Boston College to Miami, Omar Thornton. Nice! Okay. Yeah, I know Isaac. I see Isaac's just celebrating. Great pick, Jack. I love that pick. I did not have Omar Thornton written down, but I did see his name earlier. He's gonna be good. But I definitely would have I'm jumping out of my boots. Jack, you do your thing. You do your thing, bro. I'm jumping out of my boots for this one. Give me Leonard Moore. ⁓ Cover junior corner, superstar sophomore, superstar freshman. Give me Leonard Moore. Yeah, nothing more than that needs to be said than that. Jack just did that to be nice to me. I appreciate it. ⁓ I'm gonna go legend here. I'm gonna go the Michigan nineteen ninety seven corner Charles Woodson. Wow. And the Heisman ⁓ well I guess the no I can't even say this anymore, like the only defensive player that win the Heisman and it's not even true anymore. So because it's apparently Travis Hunter. But ⁓ yeah I'm going here. No no ⁓ no introduction for him. He's a big dog. He's a big dog. He's gonna dominate for me. Okay. I'm very happy I'm getting this guy falling to me at fourth. ⁓ I'm gonna go Bryce Pollack at Texas Tech. ⁓ he had seven pass deflections, five interceptions, forty s forty-eight total tackles, and he's got good size for a corner. ⁓ so I think he's just gonna be solid back there for me. And I look for guys, especially corners. I I look for him to just be f pass defenders, but this guy does both extremely well tackling and ⁓ covering the pass. So ⁓ We know those Texas Tech teams, they're dynamic on both sides of the ball. So Bryce Pollack, he's gonna have a great year again this year. So all right. I like it. Let's see what's next. I forgot to hide that. Well, we're going to the other corner. That's fine with me. You get to go fine with me. I was honestly hoping that would happen. so now I get to go back to back. ⁓ man. See, now this is tough. I have a lot of ways I could go here. This guy was ranked, I think, the highest. And I think he would have had more stats, but he might have got hurt. I'm gonna go Jyer Hill from Michigan. I'll take a Michigan guy. Okay. Yeah, I was gonna go there too. I had him on my board too. He was he was ranked really, really high when I looked. And I I'd never heard of this guy before. I've probably heard Alex say his name, but he's good. I did he get hurt last year? I'm surprised he didn't have more more picks and more passes. Gotcha. Well I guess it's good that you have less stats then. Yep. Yeah, I'll take Jair Hill. I there's gotta be a reason he's ranked so high, so I'll take him. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he was ⁓ number three in the list I looked at today. So All right, so I'm gonna take I'm gonna take Brandon Finney Jr. here from Oregon. ⁓ he finished with forty two tackles last year. ⁓ and he had three interceptions. So I'm gonna take him and I'm looking forward to see what he can do in the passing game this year. All right. Not for Oregon, but for his not for Oregon. I could do the funny thing and take Christian Gray here, but I'm not because he's ass. I'm gonna take Zabin Brown. I don't necessarily know what school he goes to. I think he goes to Oklahoma. I think he does too. No, that's Eli Bonin. Never mind. Zabin Brown. So he'd been pretty ⁓ yeah, he plays for Alabama. Alabama. I think he's duh. He plays for Alabama. He's gonna be really good for the s the tide this year. I think he's ⁓ he's only a sophomore, right? Or is he a front he's a junior? Of course it doesn't really say. He is a he's a sa he was a sophomore last year. He had thirty thirty nine total tackles, thirteen assisted. ⁓ No picks. No, he had two picks. Thank God. I'm about to be really scared. But ⁓ Zabin Brown. He's just locked down, bro. No picks. Zaban Brown. Doesn't matter. We still got Leonard. We're good. Zabian Brown. Wit. Let's hear it. I'm gonna take a OSU guy, Jermaine Matthews Jr. Jermaine Matthews Jr. What's the stats? Wait, OSU? Like Ohio State or Oklahoma State? Damn, all right. That'd be kinda sick to take like a star corner from OSU. I think I looked at him and I I thought I read OSU. I'm like, ⁓ Oklahoma State, they're ass. So I just put them down. Like, ⁓ all right. Pretty good though, aren't they? Yeah. Oklahoma State? Yeah. The last two years they've been below average. They got they just got rid of Mud Gundy though. Damn. Damn. I don't know, bro. But they ⁓ they brought in a pretty good transfer class. Drew Metzmaker heading that class. Another good quarterback. But this needs to be outside. This needs to be outside. It's gonna be it's gonna be it could be whatever you want. It's good, it's a linebacker position, so you can have them outside or inside. Okay, bad. Doesn't matter. Alright, well, I'm going fourth anyway. But Jack. ⁓ man. I got back-to-back linebackers here. That's really good. I'm taking ND boy. Okay. Which one? I wrote him down too. Justin Villyamuasa Viliamuasa. I had him down as my number one back to Take that boy. Alright, well I can't. I ⁓ not hate that pick at all. I was hoping you would take ⁓ Another backer, but I knew he wouldn't do it to me twice. But ⁓ great pick there. He's recovering from a ⁓ a knee injury, so he's looking to come back healthy for the first game of the year. He was a he was de definitely probably our best defensive player on our defense last year, so and he was only a sophomore. So I'm really looking to see how much he grows into this season. all right. I'm just gonna do the other guy. Give me ⁓ give me Drake Bowen. He's also from Notre Dame. Our b our linebacker core is actually pretty good, so I'm I'm happy to take him here. I think he and Kingston play well together. So I like where this is going. I think Alex? I'm gonna take Lane Kiffin's ⁓ girl's daughter's boyfriend Wit Weeks here. I couldn't believe that boy was still in college. Yeah, so I'm gonna take injured and redshirted last week. Yep. So I'm taking him and welcome to the team, Wit Weeks. Alright. Lane's daughter's not here, but you can welcome the team though. Yeah. Okay. Now who do I take here? 'Cause it's still possible that the next thing rolled is edge, right? Edge rusher? Edge or D-line. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, I'm just gonna take this guy then, get him out of the way. ⁓ cause I can't believe he fell to me, but Rashim Biles from ⁓ he was played at Pittsburgh last year, he helped them do what they do and he's at Texas now. He's six foot one, good game manager guy. He's gonna play middle linebacker for me. He's someone who does a lot of everything. He had 39 solo tackles, 61 assisted, two interceptions, and you know, was a big part of Pittsburgh's sus success from last year. So I value the middle linebacker spot. I think that's the most important one on the defense, and I think this guy is the Best one to do it in college football coming up this year at Texas. So ⁓ looking forward to watching Texas, watching him play, and ⁓ what he's gonna do for my team on the sim. So all right. What one of the two linebackers off the board. Let's see who we get next. Man, I'm surprised nobody is taking the one of the one that we're all thinking of. We're going back to the other linebackers. And I'm happy, I'm happy that happened. So, Caleb, go ahead. Xavier Atkins from Auburn. All right. Meget ⁓ Yeah. Obvious reasons, I think he's just the best available one. That's what I looked up. I didn't write down any stats for him, but when you see a guy who's top five in the country for players and then number one on the linebacker spot, or if he was number one, I could be talking out of my ass right now. But I think he was number two in the list I looked at. Okay. Well that's fine. I mean Xavier Atkins. No, he was number one, you're right. ⁓ hopefully he can help Auburn out, you know. They need it after last year. and he should give it to him. So I got nothing else. I'm gonna take my boy, Americ Campbell, that's going to Tennessee. Do you guys know who he is? ⁓ well he's a senior and so he's six foot, two thirty. ⁓ he has a hundred and three tackles, three sacks, one pass breakup last season and a touchdown at Penn State. ⁓ yeah, I'm gonna take him here and ⁓ hope f hope for the best. All right. That's all you can really do with this sim, man. You never know. Man, I'm really surpr I'm gonna be really surprised if nobody picks the the guy I'm thinking of. All right. I'm gonna take Ben Roberts from Texas Tech. He had ninety total tackles, forty eight eight of ⁓ forty six of ⁓ were assisted. He had zero sacks, but that was a defense that was headlined by Jacob Rodriguez and gang. So I think he's in for a big season to fill in the shoes that ⁓ were left by the absence of Rodriguez. So I'm excited to have ⁓ Ben Roberts. On the team, whitest name ever, but hell yeah. Give it to me. All right, my next middle linebacker, I'm gonna take Relijah Hardy from Indiana. I had him, yeah, good pick. He had 103 total tackles, 48 solos and eight sacks. There's just a dog coming off a natty. So nobody wanted to take Titus Witt. ⁓ shit. Yeah, Titus. He's the only one that could have been like considered a legend, but he's still like not there. So I think you could use a meme. pick on him. But I think would be an unfair meme pick because he actually plays football. Yes. And I don't that that's like I think we're on a weird line there where it's like I could have used a meme pick to take 11. Right. Yeah, right. But he was really good. He was too he was super good. ⁓ he was. Alright. Last two positions, D-line and D-end. We're going to D-line. Alright. Jack. Damn bro. Gets the headline us in this one. Shoot. D line? Yep. I'm gonna take my legend pick here. Nedamakin Sue. Fuck! Was that actually your legend? Yes. ⁓ my god. Damn it, dude. FSU? No Nebraska. Nebraska. ⁓ really? Really? Okay. Early days of Nebraska. Like there's some. Let's go, baby. That just pissed me off, bro. Wow. Yeah, we gotta rethink cool strat now. Damn, and I'm right after him. D line? Yep. I'm gonna take my legend pick here. Nedamakin Sue. Fuck! Was that actually your legend? Yes. ⁓ my god. Damn it, dude. FSU? No Nebraska. Nebraska. ⁓ really? Really? Okay. Early days of Nebraska. Like there's some. Let's go, baby. That just pissed me off, bro. Wow. Yeah, we gotta rethink cool strat now. Damn, and I'm right after him. Well you don't need to use it here. But you gotta use it in the next one. Yeah, I know. I don't wanna use what we ought to have D N and D D line. So we're thinking of Notre Dame all the time. That's right. Seventy percent of his team is gonna be Notre Dame. I'm not using Justin Tuck as my legend, but ⁓ well put Quentin Nelson on D line. Right. I'm not gonna use my legend pick here, I guess. ⁓ obviously I wanted to have Dominican Sue, but I'm gonna take instead, I don't even know if this guy plays interior-wise, but I'm gonna take David Stone from He play he does. Does he play for Texas Tech or Oklahoma? I already have him. ⁓ yeah, he already has him. I'm falling apart. He's falling apart. Have you used your meme yet? Yes. ⁓ I picked Queso. ⁓ yeah. Yeah, so you gotta go to somebody next to the game. Who's g who's gonna be queso's running mate? Dude, I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think of a legend. Dude, there's a bunch of D-line. it. I'm just gonna have to have a big D-line. I'm gonna use my legend pick. Give me Vince Wool. Wolf fork. Alright. I got two. Didn't do Aaron Donald? I have two 800 pounds. Warren sap I have 1200 pounds just sitting there. So good luck in there. ⁓ him? Yeah. No, he sucks. Have you ever seen Vince Wilfork's highlights? That dude was a dog. He was. So I'm gonna take I'm gonna take Vince here. I could have gone with a lot of other guys and Shit, I just fell apart. But I I I like the I like the idea of having just Queso and Vince Wilfart just clogging up everything inside those gaps three through I'm excited to see these new teams in action, dude. I feel like we got so attached to our last ones. ⁓ yeah. But like I'm excited to see how these new ones roll out. ⁓ you better you better pay out for making teams. And I want you ⁓ know that I want an Igdomicon. ⁓ so it's between two people for me here, but I think I'm gonna go Tyreek Tucker from Indiana as a national guy will work for. You know, the national champion. You can't you have anything wrong with that. Mm-hmm. ⁓ how see this is tough because I have like I have like three good options here Would it be bad to take a edge here that would work as a D lineman? I feel like he could work as one. They rotate in and out, so Okay. I'm thinking here I really like ⁓ Prince Will Uman Milin or whatever his name is, bro. Senior from LSU. He's six foot five and he got nine sacks last year for the Rebels. And now he's at LSU. He's real he's big. And ⁓ from what I was reading about him, he's quick on his feet for how big he is, and that's why he got so many sacks. So he's a senior. He's gonna have a good year for LSU. ⁓ I think LSU is on the up, and ⁓ I think Prince Will is also on the up as well. So all right, Prince. Will. I'm glad he's he's filling in there for my next ⁓ D-line spot. Him and David Stone are gonna tear it up, dude. Let's go. Someone here. Yeah, it's just yeah. All right. ⁓ that takes us to our last pick is the defensive end. And I'm first. Yeah, you are first. So it's still still got my legend pick here. I'm gonna use my legend pick Going Bruce Smith. One of the best one of the best edge rushers of all time. He has forty-six sacks in three seasons. And not only is he a college football legend, he's one of the most dominant NFL edge rushers of all time. And in college, he was given the nickname Sackmaster. So first play on the field or off the field? Probably both, bro. Let's be honest. And ⁓ so yeah, give me Bruce Smith. I'm happy with him as my legend pick. I didn't pick an edge rusher last year for that. So ⁓ I think he would hold. Hold the sack record in college as well if he did stay for four years, but he left because he was that good, man. So I think he's a Virginia tech guy, which is also cool. I didn't pick anyone from there yet. So yeah, Bruce Smith, legend. I'll take it. All right. Well I goes my draft. I'm left with my meme pick here. And I'm it was between two boys. And both of them we know really well from the Macergon University football team. ⁓ man. It was against it was either Zaiden Walker or Carne Asada. ⁓ And I went Carne Asada. That's that's a better meme pick. That's a better meme pick. I almost wrote down to the Z. I'm like, you I You didn't go with McLaren? No. Think about it, he's memeing though. Like Carne Asiada was actually a meme. Yeah. Like he was good. Zaidan Walker was good, so was McLaurin. Satan Walker's like a real player, too. Yeah. Right. So I'm to be the only Macon probably guy here, but you I'm glad to use on Carne Asada. My favorite my personal favorite macergonner. All right, Alex. That's a good pick. I'm going to take my DN here. It's going to be Mateo Uyangalele, DJ Uyangalele's brother. So he's still he was a three-star recruit, worked himself up to be a ⁓ top ⁓ top Prize defensive end pick, so I'm looking forward to him and his senior year this year for the Oregon Ducks. So give me Mateo. All right. So Jack's got the last pick. I'm gonna wrap it up with a meme pick here, boys. ⁓ here we go. DN. I'm taking Osimo. ⁓ I am Osimo. Eric Hartman. ⁓ Why didn't any of us take ⁓ Osimo? Why didn't any of us take ⁓ who's that one guy in the outdoor boxing that we would like to watch? ⁓ Santa D. That's a good one. No, your Osimo pick is pretty funny. Osimo. He's gonna set the edge for sure. ⁓ That off beef cake. Offensive Osimo on beefcake. What about our coordinators? ⁓ that's what we're getting to. Okay. Wait, how many players do you guys have? I only have nine right now. One, two. I got ten. ⁓ wait, one, two, one, two, So Jag, you need one more, right? I I think we might have to do another roll. I might have forgot I might have forgot write one. ⁓ we are? I have I have all the I was doing three D linemen. I had three D linemen as well. So you you guys have eleven or ⁓ I forgot to write down someone's name. I had ten. So I'll I'll have ten too, because I have I forgot to write down Prince Will. We need to take one more then. Yeah, I got ten. Me, my last guy? I need another linebacker. We need another linebacker, I think. Okay. Well, you know what? It could just be at anything position. Swiss every. I gotta pick linebacker. Whatever you need. Okay. So I need a D-line man. I guess I got the first pick, though. I'm gonna take Trey Williams from U of Type, type. I'm gonna need a new I'm gonna need a D-line as well, so I'm gonna take Jason Onye from Notre Dame. So give me him. Slinebacker choice can be tough. Clock sticking, Alex. Yeah, I know. any defensive line 2026. I know who it is, I just gotta get it right. I don't remember who it's ⁓ An Amadam. Am Ed Mottin? Mottin, yeah. ⁓ damn it, you already got him. You just want to steal one of mine, Alex? Yeah. You wanna take Will Eccles from El Miss? Perfect. I had Will Eccles. Good one, good one. Then I'll take ⁓ I'm between two here. Man. I think I gotta go. I g I gotta stop tripping and just pick this guy. Just gotta pick this guy. What's his name? Austin Romaine. Senior Tex Texas Tech. Lettuce. A top six. ⁓ linebacker in the country. Over ninety solo tackles the past two seasons for Kent State, which we know they're not the best team. So ⁓ the fact he was able to do that kind of carry that defense. I'm glad he's at Texas Tech now. We know what they do for linebackers and defensive any player that goes there, man, they just instantly get better. It's vibes there. So give me Austin Romain lettuce. All right. That completes the draft portion of this. Now it completes it. Now we pick our coaches. ⁓ boy. So This is could make or break your team. It really could. Because in Jack's case it broke it last year. I had some damn I think you had good coaches. I mean I had Stalin and ⁓ turno? Yeah. Great people. Paterno is a legendary coach. Yeah, I'm just saying he's a great person. I did not go that route this year. my coaches did not coach football ever. Well Alright, I don't really care what the order is for this one, so let's just stick with Caleb. Okay. ⁓ So my offensive coordinator, I'm going with the musical legend himself, Frank Sinatra. ⁓ nice. And I like this pick because you gotta be good at attacking the piano keys to play good music. And I think the way he mastered jazz, he can figure out how to master football. And we're only gonna be listening to jazz in the locker room. We're gonna be relaxed. We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna be sleepy. But but jazz can be electric and upbeat too. So we're gonna be relaxed when we need to be. We're gonna be energetic when we gotta be. You know, jazz can be eccentric blues or it can be relaxing piano, you know? This will be interesting. We'll see. I like and also I just like Frank's. Natra, cool guy. Great guy. I I'm I'm there with you. You met him? Yeah, I did. That'd be a guy. All right. And then my defensive coordinator. This ⁓ ladies, you might want to turn away. This might hurt your feelings, but I'm going the fridge protector. You know, you meet you meet a ten out of ten. There's always a fridge protecting the snacks. So we're gonna go we're gonna go with the fridge. The fridge that's by the ten out of ten friend for my defensive coordinator, because the goddamn, do they know how to play some defense? I'll tell you what. They don't really. Alright, there goes there's my team. Alex? I'm excited. Well, I'm gonna use some help here ⁓ picking my offensive coordinator, so I'm gonna get my buddy just one second. ⁓ my god. Jeez. So I'm gonna get my boy Buzz Lightyear here. Yeah, that's right. And beyond your season goals or that's my offensive yeah, that's where we're gonna go. Infinity and beyond with our offense. You know, Buzz Lightyear is one of the most strategized toy of all time. And ⁓ you know, n nobody I would wanna lead this awesome offense then other than Buzz Lightyear. I I agree and my boy. I agree. So to infinity and beyond, that's the perfect phrase, Buzz. Perfect phrase. Who's really who's leading your defense then, Zerg? No, I have Ron Swanson. Ron Swanson. I have Ron Swanson from Parks and Reds. You know, he was super he's he's very he mean he he coached that basket if you ever watched the show, he coaches that basketball team with integrity and like their Swanson way. So ⁓ Ron Swanson's gonna lead our defense to a intense, direct, f military style, just like how Jack's defense used to be. No, it wasn't. But Ron Swanson's way is never fails other than if he had Tammy two around and pretty much he's a roll he's a roll it for us. Good pick, dude. Dude, you got toy as your offensive I love it, dude. That's sweet. All right. So that takes it to me, I think. ⁓ gosh. My offensive coordinator is give me that Netflix movie where Kevin James played Sean Payton. So give me Kevin James. Kevin James, Sean Payton. He's gonna be he's gonna be leading my offense. He sh he he acted the shit out of that movie. He acted like a new football, so hopefully he actually knows. But ⁓ That's my ⁓ offensive coordinator and my d my defensive coordinator is Pete Hagseth, UN United States Secretary of War. So he's a he's a real positive political figure right now on the US USA. So I figured everybody would love him. Colin Jones loves to play him on SNL. So that's who I'm taking as my defensive coordinator. So let's get it done, boys. All right. All right. My offensive and defensive coordinators. Leading our offense. It's Charlie Kurt. ⁓ my god! You went there. Who was waiting for it? Who was waiting for it? We see how Charlie can lead some stuff. You know what I mean? He did, yes. And really incite emotions from people. So rest in peace. He will be great to head this operation at the offense. What is chat gonna say, dude? ⁓ god. Defensively, we're going with Uncle Rob. ⁓ yeah, the trucker, right? Yeah. ⁓ yeah. It's a mimies and he's usually used to wearing the headset, so it's fine. That's true. Yeah. He's used to it. It's a home run pick for you. Those are my boys. Yeah. Gotta call your great lot lizards. Great coach. We'll get a lot of lizards after the game. All right. That's gonna do the twenty twenty six season three You don't know ball podcast, college football, fantasy. Name. Gotta figure out how to tone it down a little bit, but whatever. Are we gonna gonna go through our teams? Yes, we are. ⁓ We're gonna go through our teams real quick right now. We're gonna have Caleb go first, followed by Alex, then me, and then Jack, and then we'll wrap the episode up. So Caleb, hit it. Quarterback, Dante Moore, why or running back, wheelchair guy from Happy Wheels. Wide receivers, Ryan Williams, Cam Coleman, and Bryant Wesco Jr. ⁓ my tight end, Chase Kaufman, my legend. And then my ⁓ Notre Dame offensive line. ⁓ on the defensive side for D tackles, we got David Stone and Prince Will. What is his name? Oman Milan. Prince Man Uman. I'm not I'm done trying to say his name. Colin Simmons is my edge rusher along with Bruce Smith, my legend pick. Rasheem Biles plays middle linebacker. My outside linebackers are Xavier Atkins and Austin Romain Lettuce. ⁓ corners Bryce Pollock and Jair Hill. And then ⁓ my free safety, Slenderman, my meme pick, and then Coy Peric rounding out the team as strong safety. Let's get it done, fellas. Alex. Alright, I start off with my quarterback, Trinidad Chambliss, my running back Justice Haynes, my legend wide receiver Jamar Chase, my flex receiver, Andrew Marsh, my w wide receiver two, Malachi Toney, my tight end Benjamin Bar Barnumer, and then my offensive line, the twenty twenty-five you don't know ball Christmas meet ⁓ Christmas offens offensive line draft. ⁓ my defensive side, I'm gonna do middle linebacker what whit. Weeks, my other middle linebacker, Amari Campbell. My first DB is Brandon Finney Jr. My second DB is my legend pick is ⁓ Charles Woodson. ⁓ my free safety is gonna be Peyton Bowen. My strong safety is gonna be Amerrell. My defensive lineman one is gonna be Will ⁓ what was it? Will Eccles? Is that his name? Yeah. My other defensive lineman is gonna be Bear Alexander. other defensive lineman is gonna be Tyree. Reek Tucker and my two defensive ends are gonna be Dylan Stewart and Carne Asada. And my ⁓ are we doing coaches? No, we just did it. Never mind. ⁓ all right. My quarterback's gonna be CJ Carr, running back, Amad Ahmad Hardy, wide receiver. He was my legend pick. Odell Beckham Jr. wide receiver, my meme pick, the deep. Tight end is Ty Washington, wide receivers, running back flex position, KJ Duff, O-line, Oregon. Oregon's O-line, sorry. Linebacker, I have Drew. Drake Bowen. Linebacker, I have Ben Roberts. DB I have Leonard Moore and Zabin Brown. Free safety, I have Keon Sab. Strong safety I have Adam, ⁓ not Adam, Adon Schuler, D-line, I have Queso, D-line, I have Vince Woolfork, DN, I have Bubercar Treori, DN, I have Mante, sorry, Mateo Uyangalay, and then at another D-lineman, I have Jason Onier. Solid squads, fellas. Starting out, I got Julian Saiyan at QB, Keywan Lacey at running back, Herschel Walker at my flex, Jamari Johnson at my tight end, Ohio State's O-line, Jim Jeremiah Smith. You did we did three. One's ⁓ flex. You had a one flex, you Herschel Walker one. Jeremy Smith, Herschel Walker, and then you had a meme pick, I thought. ⁓ yeah, it took Spencer James. Yeah. ⁓ my defense, I got linebacker Kingston Viliamuasa, Relijah Hardy, Jermaine Matthews Jr. is my D B. Omer Thornton's another D B. KJ Bolden and Mason Curtis are at my safeties. Nadamikin Sue's at my D-line. Ahmed Mottin Sr. is at my D line. Trey Williams is at my D line. John Henry Is my DN. My other DN's Awesomo. Awesome. We got Charlie Kirk and Uncle Rob leading the squad. Bunch of good squads here. I'm excited to see. Yeah, this is gonna interesting. I I I don't know if anyone's like leading the pack right now. I cannot tell. Very balanced. We're pretty balanced this year. I hope Jack is able to like win some games more Yeah, dude. I don't know how we like I mean to win some games. Everybody shit, I hope we all are just w competitive. So Yeah. It's a it's a this was a good episode. It was a good way to kick off season three. We've done it the last two years, so we're excited to do it this year. Mm-hmm. And ⁓ yeah, now that we're in the off season we're gonna get into this chat GPT season, we're gonna get into ⁓ a bunch of other dr pick bunch of lists and stuff about what's coming up. And You can run by some recent news if you want, but I figure this has been a good episode by itself. ⁓ yeah. I mean But all right. I think that's gonna do it for episode one hundred of the UFL Ball. Both logos are in the pod today. Yeah, representing both. I looked for my shirt, I couldn't find it. I think it's in the dirty laundry. Sorry, we don't really coordinate what we're gonna wear anyway. Jack? I got that shirt. Yeah. I know. That's gonna do it for this episode. Episode a hundred of the You Do Noball Podcast. Happy hundredth, y'all. Happy hundred and last thing last anything that let us know whose team you think is the best if you made it this far. Yeah. Alex. Levi, what do you think? ⁓ I'm hoping my team just wins. ⁓ and just, you know, go blue. Jack? Yeah, I'm hoping my team wins too. Go Kurt. ⁓ my god. The Kirks. Obviously I'm hoping my team wins, but I'm hoping that the Jet GPT season is not biased. But For real. For real. ⁓ why y'all looking at me? Great episode. Glad to be back. Looking forward to season three of the You Don't Know Ball podcast. Remember, we don't know ball, you don't know ball. We all don't know ball. We'll see you in the next one. Peace.