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- Mid Thought Chris: What's up everybody? So we do this together we do this together. Yeah What's up everybody? Welcome to the mid crisis. My name is Chris Chris. He's Eric. Let's see where this one goes That couldn't have gone any worse Producer Mike: You Mid Thought Chris: We are together. We're live. Live from Tash. We're not live. Look how far we haven't come. Look how far we haven't come. This is a 40 minute process to move our set outside. No, no, I think it was an hour and half. Ken, dang it. He's right here. An hour and a half, Ken? An hour and a half, Producer Mike? Yes. Yes. I didn't hear a music. There it is. Producer Mike: You Mid Thought Chris: All right. Well, this is great. Welcome. Welcome to my back patio. We're super excited to have you here. What'd say? was the studio to studio to I thought you were studio to know I'm the bunker. He's studio B. What is he? This is the backyard. You were just a little low. Producer Mike: I thought it was Studio B, Tampa. No, your studio be Tampa. Mid Thought Chris: This is the backyard studio, that what this is? Yes. Yeah, we're in backyard studio. Yeah, welcome. Dude, it's so good to see you. You're here in person. Yup. Look how far we haven't come. For real. Let's cheers. Cheers, bud. And I have no airport stories to share. No airport stories to tell, but you've been here for... What's it been? here... You talk. Me talk? What are you doing with your computer, dude? What are you doing? Me talk. You've been here a little bit more than a week, not directly here in my house, but you had to come down here for work. And then so you said, Hey, let's tack on a few extra days at the end of it. We could swim. We can have a good time. Do you have to turn the volume up or something? We've been doing lots of swimming and lots of swimming times, lots of eating, lots of eating. Um, we had, we had a healing time. Um, I went to Waffle House, number one. Oh, wait, we gotta preface it way more than that. Way more than that, okay. We each had a giant weakness. We had a giant weakness, allegedly. And we have rectified it within 24 hours. think my daughter just hurt herself inside, that's... Hayley, okay? There are girls in there and it's distracting. We had a giant weakness. right, so it was identified I was publicly shamed earlier Not publicly just the two people that listen to this thing for the whole world that listens to this the two people It was shown that I had a weakness. You have a weakness. I've been working on it And you alleviated said we can counseling and therapy We are we are good last night last night May 22nd Yeah, 22nd. Um, I watched Emperor's New Groove. He did. And I actually stayed awake for it. I've seen it before. The main goal, the bit of healing. that big of a deal, like you should have... The main bit of healing was you watching it. So I'm healed. then... Producer Mike, that in my direction or was that him? Or was that just our delivery of the actual or was that the delivery of our actual story? Which is dog crap so it could have been any of those three things which one? Delivery me falling asleep or what's the third thing I said Me watching the movie Producer Mike: I was just, you falling asleep. Mid Thought Chris: Thank you producer Mike I told him he had to work on that I had to work on what staying awake for movies No, you had more than three hours of sleep a night Anyways, and then today so producer Mike I have something to tell you so Eric This guy right here gets done with the movie and goes understand what the big deal was. It wasn't really that funny and just Producer Mike: I to work on it. How do you work on not falling asleep with a movie you've seen? Probably a dozen times. Yes, sir. Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. He's just trying to cover his own tracks. Mid Thought Chris: He crapped on the movie for good solid. What are you doing with your computer, Turn up the volume use the volume button. Don't mess around with Riverside going to the volume of your laptop, dude What are you doing? You're keeping pretty we have we have a we have a we have a We have an audience Producer Mike: It's raining cats and dogs. Our pets heads are falling off. Mid Thought Chris: What Eric what are you doing my gosh What is happening are you driving somewhere? You find your daughter's you all right, can you edit out the last like 20 minutes of him just dorking around with his laptop? Yeah Lee Thank you, buddy Producer Mike: No, I found my daughter's Yeah, this is all going to be edited out. I wonder, I wonder since we're doing technical difficulties, if the door being closed is making your video blurry for me. Mid Thought Chris: What door being closed? Please elaborate. Producer Mike: The door to the house. Mid Thought Chris: It's making it blur? What do mean? Producer Mike: Cause now, did somebody open the door? Cause the door's open. Okay. Mid Thought Chris: No, no one opened the door. Nothing changed. He was just standing up next to the camera. Well, no, they keep opening it. They didn't open the door. Yeah, come on out. Mark Clip. Come on, get out here. Are we live now? Did you fix me? We've been live. All right. We don't stop rolling. have guests. Pull up chairs. I can't get up right now because I'm kind of limited. Pull up chairs. Producer Mike: Hmm. We've been live. We don't stop rolling. This isn't some kind of second rate show. Mid Thought Chris: You have to be behind us. And then put him in the rain. It's a very big studio. Cannonball! But you're not going be able to hear him, and he's really funny. They can't hear anything. We're making fun of you. Oh, the apers. You're not going be able to be on camera at all. This is fine, though. You're going have to go right back here. In the rain. Behind Ken. What do you think this is? Really? A circumference studio? Producer Mike: Cannonball, cannonball. Nah, I'm not. Lies. Mid Thought Chris: Where are going? Just sit right here. You're going right in the rain. Sit in the rain. Right there. Oh, there they are. There they are. She's not camera. Welcome. How am I going to get over there? That's great. Oh, there's that thing. Skip around the couch. Oh, there's that thing. Make it happen. All right. Well, we have some uninvited guests. They were invited. I invited them. Producer Mike: Just sit in the rain. Sit in your misery. Run in the rain. special guests Mid Thought Chris: Chris! What is happening? What is Producer Mike: special special guest emphasis on the special Mid Thought Chris: from my daughter. was a bottle of bourbon right on the other side of Eric. Haley walks over to it and holds it up in the air. Alright. What is this? What are you doing Haley? okay. Producer Mike: What is this? I told you about this. Mid Thought Chris: Are we eating this? Okay, cool. Audrey, good? You coming over here? Are you coming in or not? I don't think they got crumble. This was supposed to be crumble 2.0. This is supposed to be crumble 2.0. Look how far we've come. adorable that is. Don't fall. What is this? Am I supposed to eat it? There's a trend right I don't need sweets. There's a trend right now. I don't like the start of this. We made our own. Huh? Producer Mike: Wait, did you get crumble cookie again? our non-sponsor sponsor okay. Mid Thought Chris: What are you doing? It's like, it's a trend. Producer Mike, this is gonna have to be... I'm gonna is so edited, it's not even funny. I only drink bourbon. What is this? It's a trend where it's called a dot cake. What's a dot cake? It's I'd say it's sprinkle. Laundry, where'd you go? What dot? Why is it... What is it? Why is it... He said it's poison. We're trying to take this out. It's not poison. Producer Mike: What? Dart Cake. It's poison, don't eat it, it's poisonous! Mid Thought Chris: It's poison? Is it poison? Are we supposed to feed each other? Is it not poison? Am I supposed to feed him? For those of you who might not have seen previous episodes, my left, camera's right, this is my daughter Haley. Haley, say hi. To my right, camera's left, is our good friend Lauren, essentially, bonus daughter. Audrey is off screen. Say hi, Audrey. Producer Mike: sorry, This is... Mid Thought Chris: Clyde is in there, he's troweling, he's lurking, he's lurking, there's light somewhere! I'm really sorry you can't hear Ken, he's really up, Ken! I'm really sorry you can't hear him, I wish you could talk, I'm really sorry you can't hear producer Mike, you gotta tickle his head and then he'll talk. Producer Mike: He's like, there's lights I need to destroy. Mid Thought Chris: So much for our plan of like not just catching up with each other and leading with super important stuff. What are you talking about? Why is your headphone all jacked up? No, I like it that way. You like it that way? Why do you like it that way? I need to be able to hear everything right now. you're eating it so it must not be poison. Poison especially designed to kill Cusco. Cusco's poison. That poison? Producer Mike: on. Cusco's poison, the poison meant to kill Cusco. Mid Thought Chris: Are you gonna do something to me? I feel like you're about to pull a prank. Is there like... We're literally eating it. I know but did you give me the poison one? Yeah, I got it. Are you trying to get me intoxicated? The one with the bottle of bourbon. Yeah, Chris. Yeah, but I know what's in that one. Producer Mike: The bottle of bourbon. Man this has been mid thought crisis They have died it just goes to me and it's like sorry Mid Thought Chris: Signing off it just goes to black news report This week's red edition of a little bit of news and whole lot of nonsense to girls boys in their dad and best friend in the middle of a podcast It's you buried him in the pool Producer Mike: You Yeah. They bury them in the pool. cover it with cement. Mid Thought Chris: Were they drowned for good? Oh yeah, it's really good. So what is the trend about this? What is the... It's just like a little jar of cake. don't know. I don't get it. Basically you like, you make a trend. You say a fat trend or a fad trend? Producer Mike: It seems like a fat trend. Fat trend. Mid Thought Chris: A fat trend? Well, it would get you fat. Yeah. There is that. I bet you do. Producer Mike: It's like those mukbangs. Have you ever heard of those? Mid Thought Chris: What the heck is a mukbang? It sounds perverse. Producer Mike: I think Hailey knows what it's where you eat a lot of food on camera Mid Thought Chris: Wait, what's funny is they can't hear you at all, so. Producer Mike: Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: Whatever you're saying, and I really wish we had a better chair situation and camera situation. This camera, this is brutal. It's like a audience, a little bit of an audience. Maybe. I just feel bad because the best people of the shot are not in the shot. But yes, Chris did go to Waffle House today. Yeah. So back to the story. I went to Waffle House. Producer Mike: Live studio audience. DAAAAY Mid Thought Chris: What are gonna horizon for? What are you about to do to me? Lauren, what are you doing? They're acting sus. They're acting sus. What is in this cake? Is there like, egg slacks in here? Well, you invited us on the show. But we're just sitting here. He just put a sound effect on it. It was really funny. We're gonna have to like, diarrhea ourselves or something? Alright. There it is! Producer Mike: You Mid Thought Chris: Alright, Waffle House. Look, look, there's this place. We've both conquered our deepest, darkest, not fears, weaknesses, vulnerabilities. we're free now. We're complete. Free to live the life we've always meant to. Lauren, would you believe that I've never been to Waffle House before today? Actually. was his first time. It was riveting. Not as bad as riveting. It was not as bad as I kind of anticipated, as he hoped, but as I hoped. But I think the angle that I think really needed to happen was that I needed to go there at two in the morning to really get the full effect. And maybe a different location. And different location. It was too nice of an area. Producer Mike: You have to go there when there's some kind of fight going on to get the full experience. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, yeah. The full experience. Yep. Cool. The service was top-notch. The food was top-notch. Yeah, this lady was super nice. I can't remember her name. Stop whispering about us. Well, we have a surprise. Yeah. no. Is it in this cake? No. The cake is fine. There's a cockroach? No. Do you want to it? No. Producer Mike: There's a key hidden in the cake that opens the Dutchman's treasure. Mid Thought Chris: A gecko? What's the surprise? Me? Him? Her? Stop! We got... We got signs of We made a two tier cake and we dot cakes but we also made this one layer cake. Come in front of the camera so they can see. sorry. It's still in the rain. You're like stuff this in our face. It's a smiley face. is. Hold it the camera. Go around that way and then... I'm protecting my face. It's like a wedding cake in the face. Are you gonna smash my face? Producer Mike: Is this just gonna be mid thought eat cake? Hold it up to the camera. We gotta show off the bakery. The bakers. look at that. that's nice. That's great. Mid Thought Chris: So cute. You got to name them. What's the name? How about Cletus? Ken's already taken. Ken's already taken. Bertha. Bertha? Cool. right. Cake is lovely. Thanks for that. Appreciate it. All right. I'm really. Producer Mike: Mit... Mitak... Pertha? Mid Thought Chris: Odds of there being something in here that's going to make me have a rough night. What do think? There could be a grasshopper. Could be a grasshopper? What else do think is in here? Because it tastes really good. Yeah, I mean, I already had a seizure off mine, but... I feel good. I feel great. All right. Producer Mike: Do think there's chock full of laxatives and you're just going to shit your pants later? Mark Clip. I forgot. Mark Clip. My bad. Poopy. Soopy Poopy. Mid Thought Chris: do. Mark Clip. Poopy your pants. You never actually mark the clips you say you're gonna mark. Audrey, Audrey say hi. Audrey in the house! I think you missed one or two last time. It was great. I was like, there's one. It slipped, but I don't think iTunes caught it. You're too smart for them. Too smart for them, because you were like, Producer Mike: I do, every time I mark them. Hello, Audrey. did I? no. no no no. That's Did it catch this one? Mid Thought Chris: What? What was that? I don't know. Producer Mike: Well, we didn't even get to put out that episode because Eric's extender not working. Mid Thought Chris: What? Did I ruin it? I wish you guys could hear what producer Mike was saying. Yeah, it's a really funny story. That's so funny. It's so funny. I really enjoyed that one. Sweet. I ruined your last episode. it just needed to like, it just needed to like get uploaded. me out of it? No, we didn't cut you out of it. We purposely said we'll wait for your stuff to be uploaded so we could hear your whole, the whole thing. uploaded now? I don't know. Producer Mike: Ruined. They're live they're live reacting without hearing anything No. No, I didn't upload anything. I could, but I had to cut out like 18 minutes of it. But literally it's like for 18 minutes it's just Chris talking to the camera like he's talking to somebody. It's just like, oh yeah. It's just like 18 minutes. Mid Thought Chris: What do I need to do? Let it upload. What if we unplug that if we unplug that it'd probably be echoey or no if I unplug this Producer Mike: I could turn on the echo thing. Mid Thought Chris: Oh, you need me to just listen to it? What about that? Producer Mike: Give it a shot. echo cancellation this can't be changed raw recording Mid Thought Chris: Is that good? did it say? Producer Mike: It says I can't change the echo cancellation while we're recording. Mid Thought Chris: So is it echoing or not? Producer Mike: I can hear it myself. Mid Thought Chris: So now you're fine though. Producer Mike: Yeah, I'm fine with that. Mid Thought Chris: Now you're fine. All right, sorry. Sorry guys. You don't get to hear producer Mike. We tried. We should have set that up beforehand. Sorry children. You snuck up on us. Snuck up on us. He has not seen that yet. He has not seen that yet. Wait what? New girl. Eric has not seen new girl yet. I've seen the girl next door. Doesn't count. Producer Mike: Sorry, sorry guys. Cher- Cher- Cherrin, street youths, street youths invading your pool. no. new girl. Yeah La la la la la la la la la la Mid Thought Chris: You Producer Mike: What's the girl next door? Nothing. No. Mid Thought Chris: it's so good. Stop judging me. Too late. All right, so. you've been down here for work and then you tacked on a little I'm finally done working. Yeah. I'm relaxing. Yeah, relaxing. I've done all my favorite things. I got to hang out with you, watch a movie, go to Waffle House, go out to eat tonight, go out to eat last night. Good fried chicken. Tomorrow, going to church. made blessed by Chris's church. I'm gonna help them protect the congregation. Okay, bye! They're like, this sucks. They're like, this is stupid. You guys do this all the time? Love you. It'll sound better on the other end. And they ruined the shot! Throw it in the pool. Is better? Nope. Producer Mike: Okay, love you, bye bye. and they ruin the focus. What the heck? That's it. Throw them in the pool. Nope. It's ruined. There you go. Now let it back. Yep. Now you're Don't you dare. Yeah, you're good. No, no, no, No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, Mid Thought Chris: No, don't come in front of the camera. All right. Is that good? Don't you do it? All right. Yeah, we've had fun, right? This first 30 minutes is going to be like two. Producer Mike: Yeah, we spent the last 20 minutes Mid Thought Chris: He got to go to a five-store resort the other day. Five-star resort. To pick me up. Five-store resort. What is a five-store resort? Five story. Is that clear? Are we clear or no? Five-storey resort. Five-storey. I don't think so. Five-star. Get your hand up there, It's fixed? Okay, cool. How about some real... How about some real... Producer Mike: Five... Five store resort? Is there a resort with five stores in it? I think, your little... little... there it goes. No, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. You're good. It just changed. It just fixed itself. Wait, wait, wait, wait! Mid Thought Chris: I bought some real cameras. We gotta buy Eric and Chris a camera. Hey, nobody's bought us a coffee. They can buy us a camera. Start small with a coffee. And Ken, he needs help. What? Ken needs, somebody needs to buy Ken something. Who? Producer Mike. Ken, do you have everything you need? Ken? You have everything you need? Producer Mike: Yeah. Yeah, start with the coffee, then the camera. I need help. What's going on? Get over there! Mid Thought Chris: His head is still stitched together. It's super far apart. is. Have you seen this thing? I'm not going to bring it closer to the camera. It'll screw it up. It'll mess it up again. Oh, you can zoom in on it later on your own accord. Producer Mike: His head stitched together. Is this super glued? I have not seen it close. Yeah. Yeah. I bet I will when I'm by myself in my room editing editing the video Mid Thought Chris: Challenge accepted. He just let it out like that? No editing? Yeah, so no you went to a five star resort. Not store. To pick me up. Okay. We had fine dining in the, in that resort's lobby. In that resort's lobby. By fine dining with Papa John's. You ordered Papa John's. Yes. Yes. Producer Mike: hahahaha I popped. Mid Thought Chris: That's a treat for me. Those aren't around me. for you? I always stop at. I don't do that. You don't have Papa John's where you're at? No. Green Castle, right? Producer Mike, you have Papa John's where you're at? Producer Mike: No, the closest one would be Chambersburg or Hagerstown and nobody... Yeah. I have Casa Agave. Mid Thought Chris: See would you have other places? Yeah, but he's got Is that a piece of place Okay, have brothers near you though right brothers is pretty good We have a brothers you have a brothers. I think they're different brothers. I think they're the same brothers It's the same place though Now we have a brother's pizza in Roserville Producer Mike: pretty good. It's Mexican Mexican restaurant. Brothers is pretty good. They're different brothers, and they're not brothers. We're not related. Mid Thought Chris: You do. And there's a Brothers Pizza in Green Castle. So they're the same? It's a franchise. No, I didn't claim it was the same. How many brothers are there? franchise. There's one in Gettysburg, Is there one in Chambersburg? OK, so we've got Gettysburg. Or do I go like this? It's easier to count with your thumb, Producer Mike: It's a franchise, not the same owner. This one in Chambersburg. K, Mosebag. Mid Thought Chris: Wainsborough, Green Castle, Gettysburg, Cambridgeburg, where's the other one? my gosh. Aren't there any sisters? No sisters, just brothers. Just brothers. Producer Mike: Thanks, Bugs. It's like Pat and Carla's. There's Pat and Carla one, two, and three. Pat and Carla? You never had Pat and Carla's? And Carla. It's in Chambersburg. There's three of them. Mid Thought Chris: Who's that? It's packed. Where's that at? Carlisle. What? Should I have Pat and Carlos? It sounds like Italian slash Mexican. Carlos, Carla. Is that one of the most racist thing I've ever said on the show? Is that racist? I thought you were saying Was that racist? Producer Mike: You've never had Pat and Carla's? It's Italian. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good. Pat and Carlos. Pat and Carla. Carla. Okay. No! No! Him saying that it was in a mix between Italian and that was racist, you saying it's not Carlos. We are officially cancelled. Mid Thought Chris: I kinda was. Was it kind of? Nah. Yes! I thought you were saying Carlos. We are laughing. We are officially... Ken, if we were gonna get cancelled... Stop that. Producer Mike, we were gonna get cancelled... If we were gonna get cancelled... Don't let us get canceled. is a livelihood. We can't get canceled. We can't go on after that. My heart would not go on. What is happening? There's no Carlos. It's just Pat and Carla. Three Pats. Producer Mike: You Your heart won't go on. Pat and Carlos. There's three of them. I actually went to school with the daughter of the owners. Mid Thought Chris: So, Karla? Carlos or Pat? Or Karla! the daughter is definitely Karla. What is going on? That was so dumb. This is great. No wonder why nobody watches us. This is shock. Hey, watch this guy. They're sitting out on his patio laughing at each other. Alright. Producer Mike: Carla. That's such great content. You is Zachary. Mid Thought Chris: Look, tomorrow we're going to see... So excited. Alter Bridge. So pumped. For our third time. Second. Second. yeah, I know. The last one was just... Two and a half. Because we saw Miles Kennedy once. So two and a half. This one's the real thing. It's Alter Bridge. Alter Bridge again. Producer Mike: for the third time. The real deal. Mid Thought Chris: Super pumped. Yeah. Pumped AF. You don't have to mark that. It's just an initial. Just an initial. Abbreviation. You don't need to mark it. Just in case. Just for fun. Why? Stop trying to play footsie with I'm not used to sitting with you. I'm so excited. Producer Mike: Might as well. More clip. Just in case. I'll mull over that later. Mid Thought Chris: Your feet are in my space. There's one thing I can't do. It's feet. Look at this. What did I tell you about the feet? What did I tell you about the feet? Shut up Maurice! You guys are weird. I'm very mature. Well, well... Time That was an accident. Have you ever seen... We're gonna do this again. Here we go. Producer Mike: We need to add an extra. There it is. There's Cake Juliet. Hahaha! Says the guy playing footsie. That was some great thunder. Mid Thought Chris: have never have i ever and ever seen madagascar oh yes i'm gonna ask for the kids i think i were you crossing your fingers it was just because he's here it ready well please your lord i don't want another one of these things whatever whatever i think it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's Producer Mike: Come on, come on It was more like, please give me, give me content, give me content! I need the views! I need them! Just straight on chasing clout. Mid Thought Chris: Whenever I see this I think of Randy Marsh with his will fortune answer. Jeez That's all there's yeah, we and then the guy who's behind the camera just goes Producer Mike if you see that episode Oh No, we can't share that nope most certainly not don't don't look that up and share it don't look that up. We're not doing that Do not Google Randy Marsh will afford you Don't do that all right, so What do you got? are we doing? What do you mean? What do I got? Producer Mike: I don't think I have. That one's a no. We're not doing that. Mid Thought Chris: You talk. Me talk. It was so chaotic. It's like, I don't know what to do. It was. had guests. had a dog trying to get out. had a chair in our set. It was raining. We have a chair on our set. We have rain. This is very distracting. Crappy lighting. It's good. I think it's good. So are you saying that the last episode was on hold until I had to do something? Producer Mike: Hahaha! You have three guests in a matter of five minutes. Yeah, pretty much. Mid Thought Chris: I think that's what he said, yeah. Alright, I'm tracking. I'll take that for action. Producer Mike: You have to try to upload the rest of your video because there's 18 minutes of missing video. Mid Thought Chris: Normally I get a nasty gram from them when it doesn't go through. think you did. When you opened that up, think you had one. Negative. Stop the lies. Stop the lies. Producer Mike: I thought we sent an S-game. Yeah, if we don't get the extra video, I could just put Chris talking to himself for 18 minutes. Mid Thought Chris: That would be probably better. I mean we can't get any worse. I say go for it. He's got a point. Send it. Producer Mike: Send it. Well, the funny thing is is like 12 minutes of it or no like six minutes of it is you can hear you and you talking but there's no video and then it eventually cuts out and doesn't have video or or audio and then it's just Chris talking to himself Mid Thought Chris: You and you. Him? That's great my extender definitely needs some work mm-hmm Your extenders had a and your extender had a rough day, huh? Yeah, I guess All right Producer Mike: Yeah, it just might need to be rebooted. Is it plugged in? Did you unplug it and plug it back in? Mid Thought Chris: It looked good. The little lights were on. The things were standing straight up. So I think we're good. More clip! No, I got to see all of the greater Tampa area, including the Tampa proper, the greater metropolitan. now wherever we are, we are in a town called Wesley Chapel. Yes. Producer Mike: That's what she said. Mid Thought Chris: And yeah, it's been, it's been good. Yeah. no. I'm not doing that. Great cornice. What the? Producer Mike: Do you want to give them your grade coordinates as well? Mark clip. What you may not have noticed, I don't know if you guys watched the videos over, but remember the one episode where you flipped off the camera and I'm like, go ahead and flip it off. Yeah, there's a, you did. You totally did. But I, I censored it. Mid Thought Chris: Me? Did I flip? I wouldn't do Bad Chris. I wouldn't do that at all. I wouldn't dream of it. You were a problem player. You censored it. What'd do? Producer Mike: I censored it, but there's a unique way I censored it. Our little friend paid a visit. Mid Thought Chris: How'd you censor it? You put it... Hahaha That was the sensor did you Use that as a sensor It's pretty bad with that picture like where my hand what mark it again because I accidentally did it again You put that right where my hand was it's pretty bad when that's the sensor. That's It's just him hey, that's all it works Producer Mike: That was the censorship. That was the censoring. yes. So I cropped out, I made it just like a floating background, like no background. was just him in front of your hand. Mid Thought Chris: Joke's on you. Joke's on you. He's got a foot long rate of. Producer Mike: Thank you, Jesus! but that's a mid-thought Easter egg, so. Mid Thought Chris: Easter egg you find it. Yeah. Yeah, we should hide those we should hide those in the videos. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great Yeah, yeah we can give away bonus points to all the audience that gets it right Do I even producer Mike should I even entertain what he just said I mean it's What are we getting points to? the audience Producer Mike: Go and find it and clip it I had some prodigal in the video. There you go. Yeah, bonus points. Mid Thought Chris: What in what game? What are they getting points for? Who finds the things? Points in what? Game. What game? No, they have to. What do they win? They have to see the protocol and what are they winning? I don't know. Producer Mike: The game of life? what? What are we winning? a signed picture of the prodigal son from Ron Deashawney. Mid Thought Chris: From Roddy and Connie. Hey Rod, we have a really interesting request for you. We've made fun of you the last two months, but we need you to sign this for us. This one here. This one here. The one that looks like this guy. This is our favorite. This one's our favorite. This angle. Yeah. Producer Mike: He like holds like a signing event and we go to it like we're huge fans, man Mid Thought Chris: We've following you for a while. picture. I get this all the time. Get out of here. For some reason, everybody wants this one. About the sculpture. Producer Mike: So about this sculpture... And they always want me to sign right around the guy leaning down. Mid Thought Chris: The sun. sun. sun. Prada go sub. Producer Mike: the sun. Can you sign around the sun, please? Mid Thought Chris: So good. All right. Here we are, bud. Here we are. Here we are. of us and the whole world. have the audience in our hand. that a dog walking? Is that a dog out here? What? In your place, Producer Mike? Producer Mike: Might be. Mid Thought Chris: Puppies? Puppies? You just shaved them. Producer Mike: I just shaved them I gave them a trim a trim trim trim Which is a whole event because I have golden doodles and their fur is insane Mid Thought Chris: A trim? Mmm. And then you're a whole event. I know what you're saying. Why are we yawning? They're putting you to sleep. He's bored when I'm here. Eric's with me. It's really boring. excuse me. Mark Clip. Nope, let that one roll. Let that one go. Producer Mike: my nah we'll leave that in there that one says the magic audio will probably mute that Mid Thought Chris: All right. Magic audio. Really, 34 minutes in. But 20 minutes is going to get cut. And it took us an hour and a half to troubleshoot and set this awesome setup. Awesome setup. It's perfect. Three lights like I normally have probably would have helped, but it's fine. Clyde went Dr. Braver. He tried. He was like, I'm going to come out. I'm going come out. Producer Mike: None of that was recorded though. Clyde would have found his way outside. Mid Thought Chris: What's that? He tried. He's like, I'm do like, I'm like, producer Mike, I think, between the two of us, we probably sent you 400 news articles and Facebook marketplace. Producer Mike: Yeah, you said me a lot. You said me, you said me a lot. I was bombarded. Mid Thought Chris: That's because we love you so much, that's all. That's right. With great talent comes great responsibility. Producer Mike: I love you a long time. Clip. where the? the? Racist Mark Clip. There we go. Okay. Mid Thought Chris: I mean a lot of stuff like around here. We're in Florida now, so I feel like that's most of my stories. What do mean? Gotta share. yeah, yeah. Like I'm in, I made my news. I'm here though, so it would make sense to see like, it's a Florida story because you live in Florida. You know what saying? What are you saying? It's lightning out. Go touch the metal. Producer Mike: That's it. Hold on. I'm not doing that. Mid Thought Chris: Go try to get rid of me. No, I want to go I'm gonna go swimming in the lightning You that the audience can watch this electrocutor come It's like that concludes our show and apparently Our hosts it's a bit of pleasure You're gonna miss us That's Bruce Almighty Producer Mike: And that is all and that's the way the cookie crumbles I'm Bruce Nolan I know. Yes. I'm glad you have seen a movie. Mid Thought Chris: Movie a movie I have fallen so far And got so I once I once had so much promise All right producer Mike what we got for okay Producer Mike: Got so far, got so... I'm trying to multi-task and my multi-tasking isn't multi-tasking. I'm bringing them up. I keep talking because I'm bringing them up. You talk. You're the host. I'm just supposed to do the background. Mid Thought Chris: You talk. Me talk. All right, so Chris, what's your favorite part of since I've been down here so far? My favorite part is just being able to wake up in the morning, walk out in my living room and just have you sitting out there. Being able to have you in the house with me has been great. Okay. Producer Mike: Gay? Mid Thought Chris: Mark Clip. We've been swimming. We swam yesterday and today. That was great. And your swim trunks fell off. No they didn't. Mark Clip again. No, we swam a little bit. Went out to eat twice. It was great. Having you the same state is just fantastic. Do you know what I am saying? I know what you're saying. I do know what you were saying. There's a reflection on that slide-in glass door. see that? This whole thing is like a giant bin doggle. No, I remember- What about you? What was your part? When I saw you on the floor of the conference. Yeah, of the conference. And our eyes locked. Our eyes locked. And you looked away like you didn't know me. I did not look away, producer Mike. I don't believe what he I snuck up to you. around you and said what coffee is good bro yeah just one type one coffee and that particular station was out of coffee so I was oppressed I didn't get my caffeine feel and oppressed up right not impressed oppressed Producer Mike: What coffee is good here? You come here often? You're oppressed. Mid Thought Chris: And yeah, so but yeah, it was made up for it because I got to see you and your friend. Yeah. Great. That was that. Producer Mike: Oppressed. That's a nice reunion. That's sweet and nice. I do have one queued up if you guys are ready for some, a little bit of news, a lot of nonsense. Mid Thought Chris: We're ready. Let's do it. Or a marketplace. What do you have first? Producer Mike: Did you guys send me marketplace stuff? I didn't see any marketplace. Mid Thought Chris: I don't remember. My last one, you should have two or three from that that weren't used. Producer Mike: Okay, I can do that then. Mid Thought Chris: Especially one that was a certain ceramic bowl ish. Producer Mike: okay. know. Wow, that was a big... Mid Thought Chris: It's gonna be great. That's not special effects, That is real life. We're out in the wilderness and we can't go in that pool for the next week. It is gonna overflow. No, it needs it. It's good. It's not a thing. There are these grates that are right here next to our cords. Yeah. Let's go swimming. All right, here we go. Producer Mike: Wow! Yeah, that wasn't producer Mike. That's not a soundboard. That's not a thing. Mid Thought Chris: Little segment that we like to call a little bit of news, a little bit of nonsense. Thank you. Is this you? It is. All right. What do we got? right. So according to, according to Fox six, a Wisconsin driver removes road closed barriers and got stuck in fresh concrete and go ahead and play that little clip because we can talk over it. So just so you know, kids, Is that for real? If there's road closed barriers, it's there for a reason, okay? And you shouldn't move them because it might be fresh concrete in front of you and you're gonna get stuck. Get in the game. We have to watch Liz Taylor. We're getting free advertising here apparently. So they owe us money. That's exactly right. Producer Mike: What kind of driver was this? Mid Thought Chris: Two people. excuse me. That's what you do. If you ignore this stuff, you're going to go straight into the mud. Concrete. Producer Mike: Sports Blitz live Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday He has the audacity to keep his windshield wipers on. Mid Thought Chris: you're right. That's pretty crazy. What are you doing? Okay so I thought it actually showed them like driving Going into it? nothing. That's fine. But yeah that's that's pretty crazy. that's concrete. So if you'd stay there for like two hours. Producer Mike: man. Mid Thought Chris: He'd be a statue. He'd be a statue. are they? What do you, is that car total? That car's total. Producer Mike: Pulling it out. absolutely. How the heck are you going to get concrete out of all that s- Mid Thought Chris: But did the airbags go off? Did the airbags go off? don't know. So it could be. Producer Mike: I would imagine not. It's like driving into a b-bat of pudding. Pudding! Mid Thought Chris: Right. Very solid pudding. So here's your reminder to driving into a bat of chutney. Producer Mike: I drive in the back of puddings. Good. Mid Thought Chris: They were there for a reason. Yeah, they were there for a reason. God, Lee, that's terrible. Producer Mike: Not to mention the tow. I guess I'll probably just use a regular tow truck. Mid Thought Chris: Right. Yeah, I mean, but then you're dragging concrete down the hole and I hope they put it on like a there ain't no way that so. Producer Mike: That's that's down to the base of the truck there's no chance that's not totaled You can't get all that concrete out of there Mid Thought Chris: No way. Yeah. It's an old truck anyway. You know what saying? I know what saying. Producer Mike: It's not that old. That's a Nissan Hujumajabi. Mid Thought Chris: All What? Is this, is that a nod to your previous musical selection? Producer Mike: Mark Clap! Mid Thought Chris: Why? Producer Mike: there was lots lots of a 8008 if you look at it on the calculator upside down Mid Thought Chris: because of the thunder. Producer Mike: You ever do that? Mid Thought Chris: All the time. You have to put the decimal in there first. Yes. Producer Mike: Well, you got to put 5-8-0-0-8 and then turn upside down and show your homies. Mid Thought Chris: That was one of my that was one of the few things that was good at that you were good at that perfect We could do boobs or boobies All right, what do we got what's the next one look at this romantic setting we have behind us pouring Producer Mike: Are you carrying the two? Just making words on your calculator. Boobies. Mark clap. This one seems interesting. Hold on. Mid Thought Chris: But it's, I mean it's like, we're in nature. We're amongst- Why am I Producer Mike: It's raining, it's pouring. Come on. Mid Thought Chris: yawning? The Florida Everglades. I'm apparently very We're the Everglades. But I'm here with Chris, he's He yawns. Whole time. Oh, oh. Ah, okay. this you? Let's preface this. This is a kindergarten graduation party. No way. these people got in a fight over safe seats. But the best part is... What? What did say? I think he meant the people in the video. The people in the video. Producer Mike: Kindergarten? my. What do mean by these people? I said, what do mean by these people? What's that supposed to mean? Mid Thought Chris: Here you will see The best part is toward the end. There's a woman in full-out Almost footed pajamas with Crocs. So there's a lot to see here kindergarten Graduation. Yeah, you're fighting wait for the pajama lady Producer Mike: Alright, roll clip. my gosh. Holy cow. hair pulling? Mid Thought Chris: Must be real hair. The the rate the haymakers coming up over the top What was are you surprised by the real hair? What is Ken producer Mike? do you mean lady? This is a kindergarten graduation party or preschool, I don't know She's out there and full pajama jams Producer Mike: What? Wait, wait a second. Real hair? No, no, I'm not actually. What do mean by that? Wow, kindergarten graduation. One person was hospitalized. my Lord. Mid Thought Chris: Who was hospitalized? One of them. Maybe the one getting dragged up. The haymakers. Producer Mike: Wait, wait for it. I'll show you who's hospitalized. Just wait for it. Ready? Give it a couple seconds. This one right here. That's right there. That one. Hospitalized. Just pummeled by four people. Mid Thought Chris: The one on the ground getting just annihilated. Pajamas and Pajamas get zero left. man. That's rough. What state was that? Yeah, tell me what state that was. That's actually a good question. That's a fair question there, Eric. Producer Mike: Wait, who do think this lady is? That's it. listeners at home are waiting patiently. Mid Thought Chris: state. Producer Mike: Hold on, let me break off here. Mid Thought Chris: The bedding favorite is Florida. The bedding favorite? I don't know, man. Producer Mike: let's put on the actual article. Is it this one or this one? here we go. Mid Thought Chris: I don't know. It looks like Florida behavior. It looks like it could be anywhere behavior. Thank you Would have been my first or second guess What part of Ohio? Probably Columbus. Cleveland. I... Those Catholics! Producer Mike: Ohio Ohio showing up what the heck just happened go back Ohio Catholic School? Those Catholics going into full Mid Thought Chris: That caught Producer Mike: on brawls. Mid Thought Chris: me off guard. Toledo! Toledo for the win! man. Toledo! Those kindergarten graduations, I'll tell you what, it's cut right. That's no joke. It's not a joke. What is that? What is on my screen right now? The lettuce wrap? That's a different kind of lettuce wrap. Okay, that says knee arthritis. Producer Mike: Toledo, Welcome to Toledo. What the heck? You never know what you're gonna come across on Mid-Thought Crisis. Mid Thought Chris: But there's frickin lettuce leaves on my screen. And it looks like on his rear end. As cabbage. A giant. Taped into a knee. Producer Mike: I think that's a cabbage. Is that lettuce or a cabbage? cabage with a random gauze strip. Mid Thought Chris: gauze across it. get... What is happening? what I'm missing. think that's what I'm missing in my life. Cabbage wrap. Oh! Jeez! No! Get out of here! Get out of here! Divert your eyes. Mama, I'm coming home. Where'd that come from? I'm so confused. It's coming down. It's nice. Producer Mike: What the? Mama, I wanna go home! Mama, I'm coming! What? What are you confused about? About the rain? Mid Thought Chris: It's nice out here, isn't it? No, where those pictures came from. Producer Mike: It's raining cats and dogs. Ooh, that man. It's gonna put me to sleep. Mid Thought Chris: What was coming down were those haymakers in the kindergarten. One from the back. And my favorite was the slipper lady that was like coming in with like a quick like a kick with like her left I had to get him with her down. Producer Mike: Like those haymakers. Well, and they had the classic like, I don't know how to throw a punch punch where you just kind of like. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, it's like the haymaker's coming in from the top. Yeah, that's rough. No. It almost tickles. Producer Mike: Which really doesn't do that whole much doesn't do a whole lot of damage Yeah, it's like stop it stop Stop Mid Thought Chris: I'm saying The one on the ground we're assessing the one in the ground is in the hospital. Yeah Is that still really is that still the running assessment? Yeah, mean That was like the one who was getting ganged up on the most right and then pajama woman hit her was down. Well, she's down. Yep All right. What do we got? That was good though. That's good Producer Mike: That's the, allegedly... allegedly... Yep, I'm coming. I'm coming up. Mid Thought Chris: So we didn't see like the whole story. no, we're blurry but here we go Producer Mike: That was Eric. Hello? Mid Thought Chris: Karen! Producer Mike: This is Mythocrisis. Mid Thought Chris: Is Mythokk I sent you this? Okay! Own up to your article! I think the reason I sent this over was in the actual title itself. The caption goes, you're an audio listener, I don't know if this is real or not. This might not be. Producer Mike: You sent me this, yeah? Mid Thought Chris: I was really dude humor before report Instagram profile the caption is Karen arrested at JFK after 11 hour meltdown over a $27 bagel number one Producer Mike: And that's the most convincing part of this article is the cost of the bagel at JFK. Mid Thought Chris: 1000 % and whoever gave this title calling this individual a Karen is obviously out of their mind because if I had to pay $27 for a bagel, Eric? I think I'm gonna lose my mind and I'm probably gonna have an 11 hour meltdown. So I think this quote unquote Karen actually looks like the normal one in the story. Well, I know not to mention the fact that it's an AI picture being used to get if you're an audio listener Eric, how would you describe that individual that we're seeing right now? She looks more like Megan Fox. She's giving more Megan Fox less Karen. Producer Mike: Hahaha! Mid Thought Chris: great you said that perfectly that was great look look and it's not Karen that's Megan Fox in New York City I could imagine like some frou frou bagel grain fed $18 and whatever and then but you put this stuff on it right so you put like avocado salmon all that weird stuff I could see it be in 27 Producer Mike: That is perfect. Look, look here, everybody. Mid Thought Chris: I can also see being pissed off about it. Yeah. And I can also see that's not Karen. That's not Karen. Whoever's calling that Karen is That's no mugshot. That is not a mugshot. That is an employment application. Yes. That's an employment application. Yes. Not a mugshot. LinkedIn? Eric, should I ask you what type of employment she would be seeking? Producer Mike: That's her LinkedIn profile picture. Mid Thought Chris: trying to set you up here see where you go because your answer to I will say a film industry acting is it her future acting there it's cuz I acting is perfect that's exactly where I wanted you to go thank you perfect you led me right to the slaughter right and I went willingly I jumped in with both legs Producer Mike: Well, alrighty then! Mid Thought Chris: So did, nope. So did Karen. I stopped myself. I finished it real fast. Help me overwinspring. Tom Cruise. Help me. Yeah, that was definitely not Karen. That was more Karen, Mega Fox. That's Mega Fox. That's not Karen. Anyway, that's why don't think it's real. Producer Mike: Nah nah nah. Hold me back! Hold me back! Don't say it! Help me Tom Cruise! Help me baby Jesus! Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, that was fake news. Producer Mike: No, I think we can definitely say that that is an AI generated news story. This one, however. Mid Thought Chris: My kindergarten graduation video. This one however. What do we got here? What the heck? Who is this? Who did this one? This is mine. This is you? Alright, this is science. Producer Mike: This is Eric. Mid Thought Chris: So, you a scientist too? Yeah, so we, we sent a lot of crazy stuff. that ad to the right. of funny What is happening? I didn't like where that started. but this, this is a real study. So, this is a lesson to... What is happening over there? Totally ignoring Eric right now. it Tulsi Gabbard? Producer Mike: You can't see below the shirt. What's going on? the holy that's all see did you see she resigned today or the other day yeah very sad because of her husband's cancer diagnosis absolutely Mid Thought Chris: Yes, unfortunately. So sad. She did. It's sad. Thoughts and prayers. Hope the best for her family. Talsey hope the best for the other whole thing. Look, this is a science article science article Okay, so we're gonna I'm just my only goal here is to help the audience if you're watching This is a lesson on how important you're judging me because I believe in sleep can kill you faster than hunger Okay, so let's just go quickly through this if we can just go through the bullets. Okay? Producer Mike: Science. Hahaha! What the heck is going on? Mid Thought Chris: Number one, ignore their toenails. And ignore... There's toenails? Ignore Tosie in the robe. Okay. Number one, the brain is active when you sleep. All right? Yeah. Always active. Doesn't stop. All right. Number two. thank God. We finally see that below the bottom of that shirt is... We're completely fine. All right. Good. Producer Mike: The brain is always active. What? that she's not lifting it up to show anything. Mid Thought Chris: Yes, this is great. I'm really happy for that. All right continue if you're just listening You really need to watch a video for this or it makes no sense No context and there's an on the right side of the screen you forget 90 % of your dreams, but right 90 % What is happening number three? Falling dreams are very common falling dreams are very common. I have those fairly regularly They don't have a tall building and here's a mic. Have you ever had a falling dream? Oh Producer Mike: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I absolutely have had a falling dream. thank you. Moving on. Falling in love with Chris over and over and over again. Mid Thought Chris: Alright, thank you. Alright, number four. Falling right into my arms, Producer Mike? Falling into his arms? Falling right into my arms? Wait a minute. Knew it! I'm with Chris right now. Number four. You only dream about things you know. Boys, boys, there's plenty of room. Nope. Producer Mike: We're taking turns. Hahaha! Mid Thought Chris: Plenty me to go around Why'd you why'd you show Ken because I thought that was appropriate no one's no one's no one No one said Ken Well, Was it because I know no one said Ken. All right number four you only dream about was the fact that you were saying I get eyes when you look at me Yes, okay. Cool. Yes. All right continue. All right You only dream about things that you know or subject that you've experienced. Okay Producer Mike: Somebody say Ken. Who said Ken? Mid Thought Chris: Is that true? I don't know if I believe that. Producer Mike: I feel like I've had dreams about things that I know nothing about and then woke up and be like, what was that about? Mid Thought Chris: us. Like, but you knew the concepts of the dream. You didn't know what was exactly happening. Potentially not though. All right, let's move on. I don't know. Producer Mike: I know, I've done some major surgeries in my dreams and all of them live, so. Mid Thought Chris: Okay, you need therapist help for that. Why does this li- I feel like I forgot to put something back in. I've got a giant liver right here. I need to sew this thing. They mixed it up. Dang it. Open them back up. Here we go. This is the best one. All right. Sleep deprivation kills faster than starvation. All right. What? Producer Mike: Ha ha ha! Mid Thought Chris: Let's look at this. Ready? Is that real? All right. It might be tempting to pull an all-nighter to end deadlines, but clinical sleep loss can cause severe immune dysfunction and organ failure. All right. Making it deadlier than starvation. In lab studies, rats deprived of sleep died in about three weeks, while rats without food lasted about four. Allegedly. If you're a rat, you're gonna die faster from no sleep. Producer Mike: to meet deadlines. Mid Thought Chris: Thank you. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Producer Mike: Yeah, if you're a rat I Was gonna say in college I it was like four years of sleep deprivation, so I'm doing okay So that so they say Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. Hey, trust the science, okay? Snoring and dreaming are incompatible. What? So when you're snoring, you're not dreaming. And when you're dreaming, you're not snoring, vice versa. Really? That's not a dude. That's a girl. Yeah. Look at that picture. What is, what's going on with that right arm? That's a, that's a what? Okay. Hang on. We. Producer Mike: Who sleeps like that? That dude isn't breathing. Let's forget about snoring. That's a girl? That's a dude. Talk about this guy or this is a girl. Guy. Girl. Girl. Girl. Guy. Guy. Girl? Mid Thought Chris: That's not a guy no thunder says no Girl That's a girl look at how I don't think so. Hey producer Mike look at those arms Those aren't those arms look pretty feminine Producer Mike: I that's... I mean, I don't I don't want to be You know Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, you're not saying anything, you're not trying to be whatever, but... Alright so, Producer Mike: But... Mid Thought Chris: is this how you thought this would go? no. number seven. Sleepwalking can in voice involve complex activities. Sorry. I knew somebody once. The things in a way. Producer Mike: and voice. Now look, you sleepwalking, it can invoice the complex peoples of the hotels in the Air Force. You know, people, they're serving. Mid Thought Chris: This is what I think about step brothers This is where Brennan sleeps around walks around and puts the the purse in the fridge. know, this is actually true I knew somebody wants thank you. It's true. I knew somebody wants that would walk out of their room in the middle of the night mm-hmm and would walk up to the refrigerator at least once and then drop them and then Take a piss into the refrigerator Producer Mike: okay. Mid Thought Chris: Thinking that it was a toilet while sleepwalking. I feel like that's what happens when you drink too much. No, I'm not talking about you last night. I'm talking about somebody that I knew before. Wait, I did that last night? That's what that was! Producer Mike, you got something. Yes. Producer Mike: Did I tell you? Are you talking about me? No. So funny story. Funny story. When I was when I was five years old, I used to I used to sleepwalk all the time and I would I would walk out of the house. And one morning I walked downstairs, opened the fridge, pissed in the fridge and my sister was behind me and she asked me she said Mid Thought Chris: You did this. You did this. Did you piss in the refrigerator? No way! You did? So that's a common thing. Common thing. Producer Mike: She said, producer Mike, what are you doing? And I said, what does it look like I'm doing? I'm going pee. And she says, in the fridge? And I said, where else do you expect me to pee on the floor? Mid Thought Chris: I'm taking a pee. This never happened It's it I will what's her number I'm calling her right now You never thought you'd give you never thought you'd give Chris your sister's number did you Perfect hey, I I've 309 I've seen mrs. Producer Mike Producer Mike: It did. You can ask my sister. 100 % happened. Yep, it's a 555-555-5555. It's 867-5309. Mid Thought Chris: This is, yeah, well listen. Look. I've seen. Why are you leaning in like that? Documentaries. you leaning in like that? Huh? You're leaning in. Okay. Sorry. I'm so excited. You're close to me. I'm having trouble. What's your troubles? Talk to me about your troubles. I've seen documentaries. Documentaries? Like true crime stuff. People have. Whoa. Settle down. Producer Mike: Are you safe? Holy cow! Mid Thought Chris: This is Myth on Eric with Fox News 43. We are tracking an incoming category 3 hurricane. It's really coming down on us. It's really bad. We can't sit still. We're going to capture some footage that's going to be valuable. What? It's going be like a tree falling through the air. Don't do that. Producer Mike: Coming to you live in a major cell. It's blowing us away! Mid Thought Chris: I just had the screen redone. Anyways, yeah, so okay. Let's get through this. number eight, blind people have sensory dreams. so make it out what you will. Alright, number nine. Producer Mike: What? So... Do they just feel stuff in their dreams? Mid Thought Chris: Well, they sensory so it's like they think they can see it and hear it. Well, they're blind. they can see it. All right. Dreams can be controlled sort of. Producer Mike: This is just a thorough checklist here, sort of. Mid Thought Chris: Sort of. Can be controlled? what's that movie? Sleep paralysis is terrifying, but harmless. Now I've seen- you mean paralysis? I've seen people that like- What do you mean paralysis? Like, you have- You're paralyzed in your sleep? Yeah, well there's this dream. Look. There's this dream where you have like a weird spirit on your chest and you can't breathe and can't move and you're gonna die. A weird spirit? Yes, it's like a demon that comes and sits on you. Let's read this one. Let's see the content. It's a thing. I studied psychology. Alright, in sleep paralysis you're awake but unable to move or speak and if it isn't terrifying enough it often occurs. Producer Mike: like a vermouth. Mid Thought Chris: vivid hallucinations. In this bite list, it's a harmless phenomenon that occurs when the brain wakes during REM sleep. When the body remains paralyzed, it's safety feature that normally prevents you from acting out dreams. That's so strange. But there is a phenomenon. Even stranger than that foot on the right side of the screen. Just ignore that. Producer Mike: I guess. Yo, what the heck is going on over here? Mid Thought Chris: What is that? you can be realized. This is a new segment. This is absolutely a new segment, but I don't know if you could like call it back. Yeah. I think it has to be like on the spot. Realize those. Producer Mike: Wake up to realigned toes. What? where Mid Thought Chris: How are your toes just out there free-falling and fancy? here we go. This article is for me. I paid for this study. right, night owls. It says maybe, but it should say night owls are smarter. All right, so those who stay up late. Studies have found a correlation between night owl tendencies and higher intelligence scores. Thank you. We're gonna ignore the rest of that. But that is all we need. Night owls are smart. All right, please move on. Move along. Producer Mike: Read on, read on. increased risk of depression, metabolic issues, and heart disease. So you're just depressed, fat, and... Mid Thought Chris: Low T That's neither here nor there, okay People dream in real time. All right. Yeah, whatever keep moving. I don't know that means and that's it. All right, so Moral of the story. All right, don't be sleep-deprived and Night owls are smart. So those who stay up late are usually pretty pretty smart. Oh, that's what we can learn from that Hey, you can't argue with science. Trust the science. Those are well established, widely trusted studies that have not been debunked. Allegedly. Producer Mike: Science! not a scientist. At all. And that that study was not at all made up by a kindergarten class of just naming stuff Sleep paralysis Mid Thought Chris: But had it had the best like so real But you're totally gonna be okay It had the best ads with it You can like it's gonna be like the best dream you ever had you have real line toes Producer Mike: You can control your dreams. Your toes Mid Thought Chris: The ads were spot on. The ads were incredible. Producer Mike: can be realigned. Mid Thought Chris: I think the highlight, it was a great article, Eric, by the way. Thank you. Thank you so much for sharing. You're welcome. I'm here to share. I'm really sad, but those ads next to them, think might have outshot the article itself. They were top notch. But if we didn't have the article itself, we wouldn't have been able to see those ads. I was the vehicle. I was the vessel. the catalyst. You were the pass-through. Yes. I was the catalyst. Pass-through. Producer Mike: I think ads nowadays just try to go ridiculous so that you click on them. Like before it was like actual factual information. Now it's just like how ridiculous can we make this so that the curiosity just takes over? Mid Thought Chris: Yup. Yup. What the heck is this? Yeah. Yeah. Exactly kills the cat what? We're sure yosity kills the cat kills the cat. Yeah kills it Yeah, what says we're kidding that's the thing all right one more Oh Geez Are we finishing on a sad one? All right P Kyle Bush all right way to go Eric Producer Mike: kills kills the cat poor kitty meow got one more for you This one's a sad one. we could do one more after this. I got plenty. No. Mid Thought Chris: Crazy story. Way to go. 39, 40, how old was he? 36? 41. 41? That's who old I am. Me too. Et tu, Brutte? Et tu, Brutte? Yeah, this guy just like, it came out nowhere. They're like, oh yeah, he died. And then everybody's like, what, did he get killed? Was Did the audio listeners see what we talked about? Kyle Busch, sorry. Yes. Tragic. RIP. Producer Mike: 41 41 Yeah 41. Yeah, absolutely. Mid Thought Chris: So yeah, it came out today that he had very severe pneumonia that got septic and then poisoned his arteries, whatever, and he died right there, like that. So. Producer Mike: Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Chris: There's not much to this other than to say this is a critical time in our nation's history. Kyle Busch, ladies and gentlemen, dead at 41. Producer Mike: Yep, NASCAR legend, absolute legend. Mid Thought Chris: Mm. When the audience looks back on this day, they're going to say, where were you when you found out Kyle Wischdied? Through our podcast. Know what happened, what, two days ago, three days ago? Well, it happened two days ago, but the cause of death was just revealed. news. Yeah. Producer Mike: through mythic crisis. Yeah, the cause of death, nobody, everybody was saying, you know, well, how, why did he die? How did he die? Cause he was so young and fit to, know, NASCAR drivers. They're not, they're not fat slobs. They're, they are very, very well tuned machines. What? And just as we thought it couldn't get any gayers. Mid Thought Chris: Mmm. Fit like us. Just like, just like Eric. Fit just like Eric. Suck it in buddy. Why are you looking at me like that? There they are in the flesh. The flesh, what are we doing here? Why'd you say flesh? Well, your feet keep touching mine. No they don't! Giggle, giggle. We've got one more story. Alright. And then a good one. Producer Mike: Mark Clip, hold on, Mark Clip. Flesh. Alright, got one more for ya. Mid Thought Chris: Did you Producer Mike: Hehehehehe Mid Thought Chris: not send any articles? I did I thought but apparently yours all rose to the top of the list. bear fighting, bear fighting. Robo wolves are pure unleaded nightmare fuel, but they're working. Alright look. What's a bear fight? my gosh. Yes. Yeah, it's a monster wolf. Producer Mike: There's a video, hold on. Mid Thought Chris: So in Japan they have a bear problem apparently. And of course the creative Japanese engineers, the same ones who bring you Honda and Toyota, if you will. Same ones. They went to work, right? And they said, what are we going to do? Okay. And look. Why is he laughing so hard? What's he laughing about? They made wolves. Producer Mike: You I was just thinking that they had to make Robo-wolves because they ate all the rest. Mid Thought Chris: No! producer Mike, you dog. Well, hey. Sometimes the truth hurts. More clip! Yeah, no, these things are intense. Super intense. Producer Mike: I don't know if that's gonna see the light of day. That's the first thing I thought of. They have to make robo-wolves because they've eaten all the rest of them. All Mid Thought Chris: my gosh. They had some issues with bears. What is happening? sorry, they were bored. They had bears too, but these are about boars. Both of them. Producer Mike: Is that, I thought it was a robot versus wild boars. Bear fighting robo-wolves. Okay, here we go. is probably gonna have an ad. Yep. No free advertising. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. You gotta pay to play. Producer Mike: What the? Mid Thought Chris: We're not showing that. So yeah, those of you listening, you're gonna have to wait one sec. There we go. Who is this guy? He's Ricky Cobb. Who is that guy? He looks like he is what he's talking about. Producer Mike: you got sneaky with it get out of here Ricky Cobb. Mid Thought Chris: So he does what we're doing. He does he'll comment on the video as we're commenting as his commentary of the video allegedly Producer Mike: I get the actual... There's no actual video of the robots. wait, here we go. Here we go. Mid Thought Chris: This is dumb. Get out of here, Ricky. Producer Mike: Come on, RICKY! Mid Thought Chris: They're commenting, we're commenting on their commenting. Look at that classic T F of A helmet. Producer Mike: You Mid Thought Chris: That is not what I saw. No, these things are actually little like creepy looking wolves. I don't know what that was. Producer Mike: How can it run like that? So this is not what you were... he run like that? Mid Thought Chris: Looks like he's gonna drop a giant load. I half expect to see like grease crap come out of his butt. What is he raising his hand in the air for? What is he going, what is happening? He's like, you stop! You there, halt. Who goes there? Oh no. That's they look like. That's it. Oh no. Yeah, it works. Producer Mike: It looks like he's about to... my gosh. It's like, bye wolf, bye wolves. What the heck? No, no, no. That's scary. That's supposed to scare off the bears? Mid Thought Chris: They say it works. we go. Another ad. no. maybe a bigger. jeez. Grow it up. Producer Mike: here we go, okay, we got a video. Let's see if... Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on we're gonna Mid Thought Chris: It's all in Japanese, but we're okay. Producer Mike: Hold on. you talk. Hold on. I'll be back. Mid Thought Chris: So look, there are these boars and bears. I gotta go to bed. the Japanese people made robots that look like wolves. Robots. Perhaps. And yeah, they're getting them. Producer Mike thinks this is hilarious. I still can't. I still can't. Producer Mike: my gosh! Sorry, I got a preview of it. Mid Thought Chris: I still can't thinking about what he said. That was good. I love how he thought that he could just mute himself and continue to crack up laughing. saw you. As if I wasn't going to call you out and find out exactly what you were laughing about. He's laughing. And draw it out of you. We need to get him. Get them. Get them. Oh. Here we go. Oh, there we go. Look at that thing. Wouldn't you be scared of it if you were a bear? Producer Mike: Hahaha Wait, did I? Hold on, me, let me just wait. Let me go back in. I want to make sure we have audio on this. Okay, we got audio. Mid Thought Chris: you were a bear, you'd be scared of that. Isn't it lightning? We're gonna get killed. Yes. Loud and clear. If we get electrocuted... Oh, Ooh, top left. Top left. Top left. Ah! Producer Mike: Can you see it? I wonder if I go full screen. there we go. Beautiful. Okay. Konnichiwa. Okay, ready? Mid Thought Chris: Markle volume volume Producer Mike: What's up with the sound effects? It sounds like what's going on Mid Thought Chris: What's up with that lady? What is happening? Producer Mike: in your background right now. Mid Thought Chris: I don't know what you're talking about. It's the clearest day here. Ours is good. That's special effects. Can you chew on? That was wild. Producer Mike: It's a sunny Tampa Bay day. Mid Thought Chris: It's just... crap! Producer Mike: it works! Mid Thought Chris: What is that? Producer Mike: Is that the price or the number to call? Mid Thought Chris: $300? $300 blah blah blah. $300 what? Blah blah blah. I don't know. What's that say? Producer Mike: Blah blah blah. Oh, it's your self, I go. Mid Thought Chris: Go soy. Producer Mike: she agrees. Yes. Mid Thought Chris: And she's like, yeah. What's he saying? He said it's incredible. Why do you think, why is his background blurry? What does he have in his background that he doesn't want is he wearing racquetball safety glasses? He's wearing safety glasses. Yeah. What's with that? Cause he has wolves around him. Those heads are just like creepy as all get. No wonder they're afraid of them. But what I wanted to see, like there was somewhere a video of like them running around. Producer Mike: Yeah, what's going on in the background? You gotta be safe when you're making robotic wolves. See? So safety a first star. Mid Thought Chris: But it's even worse than that because on that one it's like They were on springs right like my daughter's little like pony that thing that she rode around but Yeah, that's who? Those things were spooky. That's creepy spooky. It's good way to end it Set it on the where I think we're about to get struck by lightning We should probably we were gonna we were gonna treat everybody to jump in there in the pool But we do not want to watch we won't we don't want you to watch us get electrocuted. Yeah Yeah, I was gonna finish we were gonna finish off by jumping in here You have to pay that might be next time should I do it anyway? Producer Mike: Zimtap. Yeah, no, that'd be no bueno. You're gonna finish off. Mid Thought Chris: The episode by jumping in the pool. Thank you, producer Mike. Appreciate you being thorough. Clarification. Should I still do it? Well, if you're doing that, I'm doing it. Who are you? Should I still jump in? If you're doing it, I'm doing it. I know, but you still jump in, like what's the worst that could happen? We get electrocuted together and then there's only producer Mike. You got the whole show. Producer Mike: Oh yeah, okay. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you I mean I'll just cut the feed if I see electric- if the full- CUT! Mid Thought Chris: We're like Harry on Home Alone. What's that? We're like Marv on Home Producer Mike: HAAAARRYYYY Mid Thought Chris: Alone. don't think I'll do it. Yeah, we shouldn't. have kids. I don't think. I have young kids. They still like me. What'd you say? I have kids who mostly still like me. Well, this has been fun. We're going to skip the jumping the pool part. Producer Mike: EEEE It's up to you guys. Mostly. Mid Thought Chris: Skip it. Because there's lightning everywhere. We might send Producer Mike a video of us doing it later. How about that? And then you just clip it in and nobody will notice the difference. No one knows the difference. We, during the daylight, we... Night time, day time! Surprise! It's still us. You wanna play me Xbox? Producer Mike: That's fine. There you go. I can just clip it in. It's like, wait, how do they go from nighttime to daytime? Nighttime, daytime, nighttime, daytime. Hey, friend, you want to play a game with nighttime daytime? You wanna play with my icebox? I don't think Eric knows what that is. Mid Thought Chris: Is that my high gas car? Hmm. not. It's Big Fun of Air Time. Straight 52. Area 52? Yes. Exactly. Do I need to go electrocute myself for punishment? No. Maybe. Maybe Steve? Steve! I will. I just miss him. Producer Mike: That's strike 52 for you. Alan! Alan! Alan! Might be Steve. Steve! Steve! It's hilarious Chris, you have to show him that video. I just miss him, mum. I'm gonna have to watch that video. It's gold. Mid Thought Chris: I know we come up It's just a short little funny video. so saving a movie For what like for once it's not a movie I didn't see no no it's like a voiceover of these animals doing funny things Sounds like an inside thing between the YouTube that I wasn't included in Daytime you never seen that Producer Mike: It's like a National Geographic video. No. Yeah, it's a video dub, a voice dub over. Nighttime, daytime, daytime. hey friend, you wanna play a game of nighttime daytime? Mid Thought Chris: Bird that has his feathers around him like this nobody comes up and nobody shared that with me no one shared that with you I was excluded Maybe I'm always on the outside eight to ten eight to ten years ago Yeah, yeah, make it yeah, I would I would I would I have high confidence It was somewhere on eight to ten years ago You better make it more than seven years ago because that's when Chris and I first met Producer Mike: I would say that's a couple years ago. 8 to 10? Really? Goodness! Makes me feel old. Wait, we want to show them live? Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, if you have it. Somebody just got struck by lightning. Somebody just got struck by lightning. A tree. Maybe a tree. Did you see that? A blitz. Producer Mike: Let me pull it up real quick. Something just got struck by lightning. There's currently an ambulance. Whee! Mid Thought Chris: This would be a fun, yeah, this would fun, somebody's on fire. I'm curious if you're gonna laugh or not, because you didn't laugh at Emperor's New Groove. I did laugh a few times. You were sleeping, so you wouldn't know. I heard you go, like once or twice. Yeah. Ken, what do you think? Do think he laughed once or twice? He knows. He always knows the truth. What a sexy stitched head. So weird. Producer Mike: That's fine. Yep, yep, man. I think he would laugh. All right, let me get this up here. That is quite the interesting phenomenon. All right, here we go. This is the best of BBC Talking Animals. Mid Thought Chris: There you go. BBC. Producer Mike: BBC Okay ready Mid Thought Chris: So good. Ready, Eric? It's so good! What are you doing? Producer Mike: No, I'm going to get on Xbox. Mid Thought Chris: What is he saying? Oh wait. Alright, let's stop. Let's stop it here. so great. Let's talk over it. Pause for copyright. Look at their necks. How did they lift their heads back that far? Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny. Eric, what do you think so far? Is that first one funny enough for you? The nighttime daytime guys? Yeah. Is that funny enough for you? Yeah. Okay, allegedly we're gonna... Is it funny enough for the funny club? How long do we have to pause? Producer Mike: So pause pause for copyright pause for copyright Is it funny enough for the funny club? I don't know, a couple seconds. Mid Thought Chris: Nice fart noise. Do the thing. it's so good. Alright. And that was a full fart through the head. Producer Mike: Hey Keith! Keith! Do that thing with your father in your head! Mid Thought Chris: This one's great. I've seen this one. I've seen that. This is so good. Rubbing your asses on the ground. What's that? Producer Mike: The DJ Badgers! The DJ Badger! Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, DJ Badgers. That's That's pretty good. Look how excited they are. That's not Alan. Alan. Alan. Steve. Producer Mike: That's not Alan, it's Steve. Steve! I saw it too, so I'm gonna say it. Mid Thought Chris: Saber tooth. I'm out. Producer Mike: Pocketed! Mid Thought Chris: You know I'm working nights Producer Mike: I don't think some of these I haven't seen this one I have not seen that's BUBBA DOWN I'M WORKING NIGHTS Mid Thought Chris: The work at night so I was good though. I'm working nights. I forgot how funny that that was Practicing Use the gills Producer Mike: Two seconds! Mid Thought Chris: No! Spit it out! Producer Mike: No? No? Mid Thought Chris: You Producer Mike: You Mid Thought Chris: What are these guys doing? Producer Mike: I don't think I've seen this one. Mid Thought Chris: You nailed for the music or no? Look at him go. Producer Mike: we might get nailed for the music. But if we pause it and talk and then... Mid Thought Chris: You Nice. In the top. That's good. I love that. But you know I work nights! Maybe, yeah, maybe not the music, I don't know. You know I'm workin' nights. Are you chewing? All right, I've lost a lot of brain Are we still on? Are still on? Are we still on? Producer Mike: and then pause it again and then go again. Pop it down! Don't you know I work nights? Hmm? No? Oh yeah. Hour 24 minutes. But we reallot, like 20 minutes of it was just nonsense. Mid Thought Chris: or cut, cut, cut. I don't do that. Don't cut. Sensor that. Music first. Producer Mike: you Hahaha Mid Thought Chris: That's good. That's what we listen to all weekend. I know what you're talking about. Producer Mike: With Chris, with your hat like that, it kind of looks like you're wearing an old-style nurse bonnet. Hello, lady! Mid Thought Chris: What about my no I'm not gonna do that there's bought it It's not better get that nurse bought it out hair popping through here Producer Mike: Nerspone. Mid Thought Chris: Good looks good. All right, but we're not getting electrocuted. We're gonna wrap up here and clean up all this crap That's all the brain cells. I got before our brain cells are scrambled all over the pool Mine have been scrambled the years have been scrambled. Yeah ever since Waffle House This scrubbed over my brain instead of the eggs He's been thought Eric. He's producer Mike. I'm Chris. That's all the brain cells. We've got have a great week. See Producer Mike: Rock on. Yeah, sounds good. Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: you out