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Fraud Friday: The Faith Peddler w/ Jean Elie · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: What's poppin Congregation? Is your girl?
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  Speaker 2: Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess. Welcome to an episode of
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  Speaker 2: Fraud Fridays, where we release older episodes from the Scam
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  Speaker 2: Goddess Baalt. That's right, Fraud Fridays is where we bring
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  Speaker 2: back your favorite episodes.
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  Speaker 1: From behind the paywall.
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  Speaker 2: Enjoy this episode from behind the paywall, and as always,
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  Speaker 2: stay scheming.
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  Speaker 3: Scal Come.
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  Speaker 1: Rob from scam, Come rob froll Goddess. What's poping Congregation?
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  Speaker 1: It is your girl.
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  Speaker 2: Lacey Mosley aka scam God is back with another installment
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  Speaker 2: of the podcast all about robbery, fraud and those who
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  Speaker 2: paractice it. Sometimes we love them, sometimes we hate them.
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  Speaker 2: We will see.
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  Speaker 1: But as always, come on, where's my blues clues? My
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  Speaker 1: tap of the brown audience.
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  Speaker 2: I am very yes, I'm very excited for today's guests
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  Speaker 2: and truly is or truly it's a friend of the show,
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  Speaker 2: is a friend of me. It's the homie And y'all
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  Speaker 2: know how HOMY episodes go. They get a little wild.
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  Speaker 1: But you know I'll keep it contained and professional, will
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  Speaker 1: I y'all know I won't. Today we have a hilarious king.
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  Speaker 2: He is haitian Zo gang member. And now Judith is
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  Speaker 2: back here doing the Haitian signs.
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  Speaker 3: He's throwing up.
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  Speaker 2: The Haitians are in the building. Oh, not being overpowered, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Let me showing, let me draw.
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  Speaker 1: I'm vacation as well. I'm fake Nigeria. I'm vacation.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know that I'm fake anywhere from the diaspora because
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  Speaker 2: I'm not giving the government my twenty three ae mes. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: he's a showrunner and an actor. You've seen him on
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  Speaker 2: TV and insec your rap shit, and now he's starring
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  Speaker 2: in his own series with All Black called Send Help,
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  Speaker 2: which I've seen. It's so good, it's so funny, and
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  Speaker 2: it's such a it's a really heartwarming story as well,
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  Speaker 2: and also very Haitian.
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  Speaker 1: Saul you know gam Vault.
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  Speaker 2: His production company, Bassett House Pictures, is whole holding a
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  Speaker 2: screen that night. Short film competition okay, and for more
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  Speaker 2: details you can head over to film freeway dot com
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  Speaker 2: slash b HPS Short Film Competition.
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  Speaker 1: Not y'all having full plugs up at the tip and
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  Speaker 1: go listen. John's is good. Congregation, Please welcome Jean Ellie
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  Speaker 1: to the show.
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  Speaker 3: What what y'all? How y'all doing?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? You have a great voice. People are gonna really
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  Speaker 1: love your voice.
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  Speaker 3: Really.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they get tired of my grading ship. They're like, ma'am,
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  Speaker 2: can you drink tea? Like why do you sound like this?
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  Speaker 2: But here we are wait, okay, so John, I have
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  Speaker 2: to ask you. Yeah, I knew you were doing that
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  Speaker 2: because the last is anybody wait. I was eating a
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  Speaker 2: sandwich Lily, John. J just just me all the time, and
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  Speaker 2: I knew that you were doing it to me while
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  Speaker 2: I was talking, because like one time we were out
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  Speaker 2: and he was like wiping his nose.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, has it got something on
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  Speaker 1: his nose. He's like, no, you have a fucker.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, so embarrassing. I always have something
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  Speaker 2: on my face when I see John.
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  Speaker 3: I guess this is just I'm trying to let you
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  Speaker 3: out here like that crazy. You know, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 3: make sure you good.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, you look crazy, Sis, what's up? Let me
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  Speaker 2: tell you how to appreciate that about you. You know,
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  Speaker 2: the leos they're going to support you. They're also we
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  Speaker 2: were talking before we got on the air about a
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  Speaker 2: date that you were helping your friend.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was helping him navigate that situation. Because he's
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  Speaker 3: not from la He's from New York, so he was
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  Speaker 3: he had a date, so he was trying to figure
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  Speaker 3: out where to go, what to do, and things of
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  Speaker 3: that nature. So I just put him on some spots
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  Speaker 3: to go to.
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  Speaker 1: That's really sweet of you.
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  Speaker 2: And then I asked it because John said that like
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  Speaker 2: back in the day when he is all fianced. If
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  Speaker 2: you haven't read People magazine, he has a fiance.
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  Speaker 1: He's getting Mrred.
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  Speaker 2: But back in the day, you were saying like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like if I go on a date, maybe I do
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  Speaker 2: it early in the day because you were like, maybe
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  Speaker 2: I spend like.
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  Speaker 3: The whole day with the person that's wild And I was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, that's big Piscey's energy.
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  Speaker 2: But you said, but I earlier, and we talked about
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  Speaker 2: that because I said I had to kick Leos out
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  Speaker 2: of my lefe.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was too many.
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  Speaker 3: It's unfortunate, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all always wanted to a themed party. Everybody got to
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  Speaker 2: have the sorry outfits a calm like. It's just very
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  Speaker 2: stressful late July and early August.
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  Speaker 3: Not like August first. Baby, it's not the people In
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  Speaker 3: the beginning half of LEO season, it's a people in
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  Speaker 3: the last half that like we need to be all white,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm so over this all white situation, Like it's
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  Speaker 3: so played.
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  Speaker 1: We don't own all white, all of them, Listen. I do.
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  Speaker 2: But I buy all of my white shirts from Amazon
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  Speaker 2: for like four dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm not an adult.
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  Speaker 2: So if I get a white shirt, I'm wearing it
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  Speaker 2: one time, there will somehow magically be a stain on
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  Speaker 2: it and it needs to be thrown away.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not spending money on a white shirt.
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  Speaker 3: It's pointless. I really don't see a reason attracted to
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  Speaker 3: wear all white, Like it makes no sense.
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  Speaker 1: I literally not eat anything, not drink anything, and then
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  Speaker 1: somehow come home and there's a stain on my shirt.
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  Speaker 3: How big facts.
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  Speaker 1: One day, maybe I'll be like like Sara Jessica Parker said,
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  Speaker 1: she's the type of girl who wears white never spills
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  Speaker 1: on it. It's not me. I'm a stallion.
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  Speaker 3: That's a fucking lie. Like literally, I will spill red
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  Speaker 3: something everything on me and it'll be no red in
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  Speaker 3: the vicinity and now stay there right on it and.
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  Speaker 1: You had to.
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  Speaker 2: And white is a scam. White clothing is a scam.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of scam, John you know what's a scam.
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  Speaker 3: The towels and a hotel, then white towels in the hotel.
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  Speaker 3: Then they should be like you be taking a shower
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  Speaker 3: and you're like cool, you took a shower, and then
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  Speaker 3: you wipe yourself down like damn, am I still dirty?
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  Speaker 3: Like I just took a shower.
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  Speaker 1: No, I know exactly what you mean.
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  Speaker 2: You start to hit that neck and I'm like, I know,
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  Speaker 2: I scrabed my neck in the shower, Like what is this?
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  Speaker 1: What is this?
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  Speaker 2: All?
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  Speaker 3: Loofer and everything to make sure.
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  Speaker 2: I'm good, right, listen. Hotel tals in general. Also, we've
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  Speaker 2: said it before on this podcast. If you're in a hotel,
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  Speaker 2: make sure that you ask for it to be cleaned
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  Speaker 2: every day.
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  Speaker 1: That's the scam.
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  Speaker 2: Hotels are trying to du so that they don't have
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  Speaker 2: to pay people to clean the hotel rooms. It's not
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  Speaker 2: about COVID, it's not about you being a nice person.
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  Speaker 2: They just trying to be cheap. So y'all call and
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  Speaker 2: get y'all room cleaned every day, get y'all fresh sheets
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  Speaker 2: and help out the community. Yes, but we always ask
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  Speaker 2: the beginning of the show, what is your relationship with
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  Speaker 2: scam Sewan?
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  Speaker 1: Do you like them? Do you hate them? Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever been scammed? Even run some scams that you're at
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  Speaker 1: liberty to talk about. I know, I know you do
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  Speaker 1: on one of.
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  Speaker 2: The shows that you're on. If you haven't seen the
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  Speaker 2: first season of Rapshit, get.
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  Speaker 3: Into it a little scam scams standing the scammer didn't
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  Speaker 3: consider it scam.
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  Speaker 1: Love that.
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  Speaker 3: I consider it just business.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, scams could be business serious.
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  Speaker 3: Like my job wasn't providing it. When I was used
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  Speaker 3: to work for Sprint.
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  Speaker 2: You were for Sprint, so definitely you were scamming. Was
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  Speaker 2: in a yellow polo, No, I.
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  Speaker 3: Had a black polo. I had a black pole old school.
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  Speaker 3: That was an old school I was at that point.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't a manager at that time, but like I
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  Speaker 3: literally used to go on eBay buy sim cars for
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  Speaker 3: ten bucks and sell out the store for fifty bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Wowsers. Yes, I'm gonna say that that's a scam.
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  Speaker 4: Drum.
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  Speaker 1: Now you company with your own products. I go into
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  Speaker 1: the store trying to buy something, You're pulling it out
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  Speaker 1: your pocket like hold on, my.
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  Speaker 3: Guy, hold on, and was like, Yo, we need SIM cars.
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  Speaker 3: A store didn't provide SIM cars, so I provided an
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  Speaker 3: extra service. I was trying to retain customers. It was
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  Speaker 3: customer retention. I was holding them down my phone. You
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  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying from the right.
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  Speaker 1: But you're like, you want a phone case? I got
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  Speaker 1: phone cases too. Yeah, I don't know. I buy from
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  Speaker 1: this guy Sprint.
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  Speaker 2: He pulls everything out of his pocket like I don't
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  Speaker 2: know iether. He was like straight cash or Venmo. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know Spring was doing all that.
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  Speaker 1: I love this for you. How long did you work
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  Speaker 1: at Spread?
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  Speaker 3: I worked for Sprint probably like three years, three four years.
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  Speaker 1: How often were you selling SIM cards?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? I ended up doing it for like a year.
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  Speaker 3: I do it for like a year. Don't even I
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  Speaker 3: had to stop this because it was it called my
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  Speaker 3: manager at the time snitched on me to my district
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  Speaker 3: manager's side.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just big hate, like big hate.
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  Speaker 1: Now when he snitched, did they try to let you
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  Speaker 1: go or no?
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  Speaker 3: He was like, come on, John, you can't do that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, I'm helping y'all out. I'm providing a service. Y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Don't got no SIM cards. I'm providing sim cards right.
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  Speaker 2: This got you got ideas. They should have promoted it.
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  Speaker 2: You need to be in the board, bro.
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  Speaker 1: In the bag.
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to help them out. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I love My favorite scam run on that Sprint
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  Speaker 2: did was remember the can you hear me now?
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  Speaker 1: Nigga from Verizon?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when they took that and they and I think
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  Speaker 2: after that they changed how commercial sponsorships work because at
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  Speaker 2: the time, nobody ever thought that somebody who was the
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  Speaker 2: face of a company was just gonna go to a
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  Speaker 2: competitor and be like, all right, can y'all hear me now?
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  Speaker 3: Over your Sprint? Yeah? Yeah, you know. It's the biggest
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  Speaker 3: scam honestly is Apple. How Apple Phones will literally give
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  Speaker 3: you all these updates and then to mess up your
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  Speaker 3: phone to get you to get a new phone.
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  Speaker 2: I always call it Steve Jobs tinkering with my shit
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  Speaker 2: from the beyond.
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  Speaker 3: If there's a.
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  Speaker 2: New phone coming out, I know Steve is in my
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  Speaker 2: joint just rearranging wires, fucking up my battery life.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it won't, it won't ruin your phone. It's fine,
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  Speaker 3: it's fine. It just helps it improve it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Oh, you want a joke on the work Oh
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  Speaker 2: you're trying to make phone calls? Oh, then you need
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  Speaker 2: to get the iPhone twenty twelve. Like what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Just the same phone, with the same phone with a different
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  Speaker 3: with added on camera.
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  Speaker 2: More breakable exactly. Yeah, this is we got glass all
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  Speaker 2: over this one. Okay, you are definitely gonna crack this bitch. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you just don't let it contact ground.
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  Speaker 3: Look but I'm running. I'm running risked out here with
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  Speaker 3: my phone. Literally it don't have a case.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're wild. That's just that's a personality type.
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  Speaker 2: People who have their phone just raw dog in their
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  Speaker 2: phone with life Like that's a personality type.
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  Speaker 3: It's like kind of living life on the edge, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Like you never have to go anywhere super quickly, you're
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  Speaker 2: never late for things. It's giving, punctual giving. You wake
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  Speaker 2: up every morning and have your breakfast, do your routine.
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  Speaker 3: Not me.
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  Speaker 2: I have like five cases on my Like I have
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  Speaker 2: the screen protector which is cracked, but I've learned my lesson.
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  Speaker 1: If I take the cracked.
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  Speaker 2: One off, I'm going to crack the real stream, so
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  Speaker 2: I have to wait until replacing it. But then I
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: also have the auto box, which you can tell has
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  Speaker 2: really been like.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh my life.
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  Speaker 3: I had to.
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  Speaker 2: Because I've been dropping this bitch all the time and
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  Speaker 2: your auto box commercial.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, they're literally loving you right now.
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  Speaker 1: They are, and as they should, because these shits really work.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you can throw it up against the wall,
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  Speaker 2: you can drop it from like a small story building.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the thing I've been always wanted to try,
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  Speaker 3: you know how they be like your phone's waterproof, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm always scared to just submerge my phone completely on
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  Speaker 3: the water to check it out.
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  Speaker 1: Now, why would you need to do that?
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  Speaker 3: Why not? It does it's waterproof a few seconds.
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  Speaker 2: Like, they don't want to really sell it because then
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  Speaker 2: you could like sue them or like.
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  Speaker 1: Try to get a new phone.
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  Speaker 3: People sued the Red Bull people for gives you wings because.
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  Speaker 1: They wasn't getting a wing exactly. Listen, they're not wrong,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Rebel ain't never I ain't never flew on a red
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  Speaker 2: Bull exactly.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: It just tastes like us like sweet gasoline, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: maybe this is doing something in my car.
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  Speaker 1: Put it in my tank. But let's take a.
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  Speaker 2: Quick break for some non scam advertisements. We'll be right
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  Speaker 2: back with What's Hot and fraud scam.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: Come and we are back, and it's time for What's
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: hot and fraud.
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  Speaker 2: This is where we warned the streets about popping scams
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: out there and the zeitguys. More often than not, we
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  Speaker 2: get a letter from you guys as always snitch on
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: your friend's family and your enemies at scam got his
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: pott at gmail dot com. Just make sure the scams
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  Speaker 2: retired because we don't want to what Yes, fuck up
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  Speaker 2: your bag? All right, John, I need a fake name
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  Speaker 2: for this person.
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  Speaker 1: Don't care Junner.
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  Speaker 3: Raoul Raoul?
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  Speaker 2: I like Raoul, So, Raoul says, I wanted to start
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  Speaker 2: by giving you your fly.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Raoul, See now what do we talking about?
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  Speaker 2: This is very nice, Raoul. I'm reading it to myself,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm gonna get into what you got going on here.
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  Speaker 2: So Raoul says, don't let the email fool you. It's
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  Speaker 2: fake and not my name lol scam. Okay, see, I
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  Speaker 2: love you protecting yourself from even me, which I appreciate
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  Speaker 2: because if you're doing crime, I don't want the government
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  Speaker 2: over here trying to solicit my damn email.
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  Speaker 3: My god, I tell you how my Instagram got hacked
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  Speaker 3: by some millions person and then try to get upset
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  Speaker 3: with me for getting my account back from.
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  Speaker 1: Facebook, Hell, dare you get your account back?
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  Speaker 3: Help me, brother, let me get your let me let
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  Speaker 3: me get the let me get back into your account
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  Speaker 3: because I needed I forgot something. I was like, no,
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  Speaker 3: you didn't forget anything, bro, Like out of your mind.
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  Speaker 3: Like I literally still have the thread in the the
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  Speaker 3: WhatsApp conversation of him trying to steal my account back.
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  Speaker 3: After I got my account back, he was like, yo, bro,
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna give me my account back. He's like he's
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  Speaker 3: like give me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not throwing give me, just give me like two
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  Speaker 1: more days.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, sir, like give me my account back.
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  Speaker 3: Trying to help me out, and they exactly literally called
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  Speaker 3: my phone, like call my phone. I was that and
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  Speaker 3: was like, yo, bro, like I did some of this
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  Speaker 3: stuff on your account and he need to get like
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  Speaker 3: call me back, like get someone steal it first.
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  Speaker 1: This is our count us us.
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  Speaker 3: Like the first the first second was like he called me.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, yo, yo, did you get your account back? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I think someone took I think someone took your account,
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  Speaker 3: took our account, our account.
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  Speaker 1: We not friends.
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  Speaker 3: You hacked my ship.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I love this guy. He's got a great personality. He
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  Speaker 2: was like let me hit him up with.
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  Speaker 1: Just the vibes.
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  Speaker 2: Yo, we're both down bad right now because somebody took
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  Speaker 2: our account back from us after I had taken it
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  Speaker 2: from you and it was hours. Now, I just need
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  Speaker 2: to get in there and get several passwords that I
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: had lined up.
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  Speaker 3: Ye no, I'm like, I was furious. I was, oh
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  Speaker 3: my god, and then he was like yo, man, he
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  Speaker 3: like he hit me with. I was like, yo, I
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  Speaker 3: told you don't get my account back, and he goes
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: he said, you're lucky it and get your Facebook like
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  Speaker 3: you fucking super villain.
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  Speaker 2: Great, Like, hey, you're gonna be mad at me because
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: I don't let you rob me? Like really, you're not
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  Speaker 2: gonna be an equal opportunity mark and let me rob you.
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  Speaker 1: This is offensive. Wow, I'm kind of proud of him
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  Speaker 1: for that.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: I keep I won't say which countries with those A
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: few countries that are big fans of one of the
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: shows on and they keep trying to hack my account,
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: Like I keep getting like notifications on Twitter and on Instagram.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: They're like, these people in this country are trying to
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: log into your ship. I'm like, bit, leave me alone.
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: You better put the authenticator on that.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: They just want that just like, and you have all
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: my information. I'm like, marks, you already got my booty
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: hole scan like we don't need I'm not giving you
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: nothing else, Like come on now, man, you got my
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: bank accounts, You got everything you need.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Like, leave me alone, talk about some verification bitch.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: No, So, Raoul says, I'm writing to tell you how
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: I how I scammed the Nevada Energy every holiday weekend.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: I'm a single man, so I really try to save
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: money where I can. I know in Nevada the energy
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: company is closed every major holiday, and if they are
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: to cut your power, they do it in between seven
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: am and twelve pm.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: I've researched this.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you know see Times of Heart in America
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: where you gotta start researching when they cut the power
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: off so that you can time your shit.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Like, bro, this is not cool.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: We're still in so I get it.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: And even else, I'm the Panini, like you know, the
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: poor people, or not even poor, it's just anybody who
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: could be a paycheck away or whatever from like abject poverty,
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: like they taken advantage of us. There's poor taxes, you
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: pay more money for your credit card interest, you pay
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: more money for loans. Like everything is predatory. There is
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: a poor tax. So I'm not mad at this. You
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: research this, but I will get into it. So I
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: enrolled in flex pay pay as you go based off
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: of your usage. So when a major holiday is nearing,
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: I only pay enough up to the Friday before the holiday,
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: since I know they won't come shut my power off
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: over the weekend or on the holiday.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: I noticed.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: So I ended up getting three days with a free
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: power every holiday weekend. I know thatice, right, you got
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: the free you turn on all your license Shit, it's
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Arbor day, ben turn crank all the lights, Okay, turned
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: the stove on, like bitch, we got power. Okay, plug
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: everything into the strip corps you know, like it's that
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: power powerstrip sparking.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're charging all the devices today. Okay.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: So I ended up getting through days worth of free
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: power on holiday weekends. Then I'll add more money the
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Monday night before they reopened for the week. I ended
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: up saving a pilo right.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Well, I stand single.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Mom. You was like, look, I needed the kids need
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: their game boys, they need their xboxes, and I'm not
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: paying that extra. I ended up saving about twenty dollars
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: worth of energy every holiday weekend that I did this.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: I love the scam because I came up with it myself.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Vegas power is so damn high in this summer, and
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: I encourage everyone to do it because paying for energy
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: is a scam in itself. I hope you share this one.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Will take care, yes, and listen. Vegas is a desert.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: It's literally a desert where they were like, let's go
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: do a lot of crimes out here.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: And it's let's just while out and run up the
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: gas bill and run the electric bill and everything was
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: going to start.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Remember at the beginning of the pandemic, when Vegas was
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: like we'll open.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Up first crazy, They're like, no, tell everybody come to
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Mandalay Bay. We gonna keep them.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Safe from Covido.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Right, y'all got to listen.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: We got the fountains back up and we're trying to
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: get the people back in.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Okay. I wonder how much power Vegas uses.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: All those lights all that, because because it's hot. Fuck.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: I remember the first time went to Vegas, I was
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: like twenty two and I literally felt like my sneakers
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: were melting, that's how hot it was outside. And I
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: went there in August.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Oh you went, Oh you really mean for the heat.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: I didn't know. It's my first time in Dubai and
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: first time going like I literally felt like I was
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: running around with Hell the Sneakers all day.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: I always loved to going in to Vegas in my
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: early twenties because we never paid for anything.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: My friends grandma had a condo nearby, and.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Then we would just go meet people and they would
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: buy us lunch and then everybody's dinner and get us
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: in to the club. Oh yeah, we were living just
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: on vibes, on youth and vibes.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, that's sweet.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: It was. It was very sweet.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, you gotta go make somebody.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I just showed up as a cute girl and it
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: was like, here are things. I was like, thank you
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: so much.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: He's your world.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: I'm here provide vibes. This is an equal exchange. I
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: give vibes, you give dinner and bottle service. It's working
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: out for everyone. We're all having a great time. No,
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: but I love this scam and if y'all live in
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: the battle, I don't know, try it out. Maybe what's
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: what's the next Thanksgiving? Christmasters could probably definitely clean up,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: get that bank holiday in there too, What about quand
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: so did anybody off.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: On QUANSA, No, we're not getting bank holidays for day yet.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I think it was Juneteenth. As soon as they started
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: that shit, they really in the bag. Walmart was like,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: let's get these black ass plates and coasters in and
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: napkins out for the Negroes, the Negro Holidays. Oh lord,
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: but yeah, so y'all, I don't know, try it out.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe it'll work. We're gonna take a quick break for
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: some non scam advertising. So we'll be right back with
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: historic hoodwings. Brat run and we are back in this
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: time for historic hoodwinks. This is why we were Gale
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Jean with the Baby's Cohn Caper group of criminals. We'll
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: see if we like them, we'll see if we hate them,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: and get his opinions all throughout.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Fred Brida was a con artist of many faces. Caught
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: up in a life of Hollywood luxury, you can relate,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: he turned.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: He turned to scamming when he could no longer afford
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: his lifestyle fair But when he took on the faces
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: of priests, company executives, and a psychiatrist, he sought to
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: prove that he was just as good as his fake
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: jobs as he was at scamming, so he really committed.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, I am a fake priest. Well listen,
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: y'all gonna get these wafers and these prayers. I'm gonna
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: dunk these babies, Superman, these don okay, give me your Babylenn.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Put them in this water juice. You want him to
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: have a song dealer, the faith dealer. Yeah, slinging them
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: face look at him. Okay, heest priest, these spectacles with
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: no rims.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: That's giving. Like I read books.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: He's very studious.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: He's like, I did the Bible cover to cover, oh.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: The new Yeah, he's read the Bible. Got some great
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: passages that he uses every day.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, let me drop these on fire. Okay,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Mark opened up the Book of Mark that's about to
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: be lit.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: It was crazy, like he looks trustworthy, like you would
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: trust him. He looks, he.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Looks, he looks like I wouldn't look at him twice.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: You're right about that, you.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Would, you would. He'd be unsuspected, like you're saving me.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't know, right, I didn't even see you where
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: you came in.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Those motherfuckers.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: It is because you don't see him coming.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: You're not going to You're not not caring, You're like,
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: all right, whatever.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: This guy's yeah, he reached into my pocket and took
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: my wallet, but I thought.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: He needed something with it.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just saying you need to verify my ID
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: before I came into church, and I was like, okay.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: You still when she first moved to LA, she used
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: to go with my wallet, pick up my credit cards.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Can I look at some of the back of the
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: credit card? Just I forgot something? Get the fuck out
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: of here.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Can I take of Sophie with your credit card? That's all.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I just want to create memories just above.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: It's hilarious.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Love that for your sister. She live a good Love
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: that for your sister. But she came up on you,
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: so in the beginning. Frederick Brito was born in Los Angeles, California,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: in nineteen fifty five. He was raised alongside five brothers
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: and a sister in a small house.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a lot of siblings. You got to
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: learn how you gotta get it, Yeah, to learn.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: How to make it. So at age twenty, was he
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: a middle child or was he Where does he fall? So?
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: He has five brothers and a sister. I don't know
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: where he falls in the age rank, but I don't
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: think he's the oldest. So that's a lot. That's like
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: six other siblings. That's a house of seven. Well you
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: gotta do crime.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: That's just too many, too many mouse to feed. You're
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: looking at mom and dad figuring out, oh, they can't
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: support us all, let me handle it on this side.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: And five brothers. You know, they was making them boys
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: get employed for sure.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: You know, the one sister might have been the one
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: taking pictures with people's credit cards because you know, so
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: at age twenty, he was drawn to the Hollywood nightclub
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: scene of the mid seventies. He's not giving Hollywood nightclub
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: at least from photo that we saw. It wasn't giving
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: like Studio fifty four. But you know, maybe he had
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: more hair than could could be.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: But then again, it's like he looks like he went
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: bald early.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is given like he was like twenty two
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: and the hairs just leave it out.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he like tried to keep it with like
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: a comb.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he had a little back.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: He was doing hair back then. Yeah, Yeah, he had
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: all the hairback there, so he was literally combing it
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: over the tea.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: He's like, I just have a very deep part. That's
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: the whole middle of my head. Oh it's a side part.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: It's just like a lot of side a lot of parts.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: So he had a Jerry curl.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, I mean maybe he probably wore. He kind of
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: was given like he was doing something.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: When he had big curls.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: It was here that Fred became close friends with later roommates,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: the actor Paul Lynne, best known for his TV rolls
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: on Bewitched and The Hollywood Squares. According to Fred, he
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: became accustomed to a more luxurious life because he knew
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: the Hollywood Squares niggas house. They was doing Hollywood Square
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: activity exactly.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: He was hanging out with him.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Driving Mercedes Benzes, living in the Hollywood Hills, going to
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Beverly Hills restaurants, doing all the things.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: That movie started to do.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was that girl.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: He was like, do you need a friend, mister be Witch?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Who are you going to the to the you know,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: mister be Wich looked like he still had all his hair,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: so maybe he was like, let me bring my ball friend. Yeah,
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: so it looked like more of a Maddie exactly, by comparison.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: But when he grew older, he was cast off as
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Paul's favorite chosen one. As he grew older, and his
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: life of the Hollywood luxury like abruptly ended. So it
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: sounds like as soon as that hair started to dip out.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Everything else dipped out too.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's sad.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: That's like, get out of here, aging person, This is Hollywood.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you only want people, right, he should have got
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: a wig.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Just get you a wig, friend, and keep and keep
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: turning up.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: So, with no place to live, Oh damn, Fred, you
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: were really out here skin but not you wow, living
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: in somebody's house, being in the entourage, Fred moved back
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: in with his parents.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Now Fred, turn this turn?
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: That was a turn. Yeah, that's sad.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: You gotta get your coins up when you have a
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: situation like that, You can't just be getting free dinners,
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: like at least get some coins on the side or.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Exactly like side hustle, Like what you doing.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Get a bewitch check I don't know, be a pame
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: come on and.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: His mustache be his assistant, Like what are you doing?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get a check. So he moved back in with
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: his parents. Fred was forced to get a job for
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: the first time in his life to pay for the
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: lifestyle he had become accustomed to. Fred was not giving
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: that much of a bad bitch to be living like
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: this free. He almost got a good personality. So however,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: it was never enough. And while he was working at
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: a bank, he stole a thousand dollars worth of travelers checks,
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: his first federal crime. So he a thousand dollars worth
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: of traveler checks? Did he still like a bunch of
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: travelers checks? Or did he like write checks like.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Going up to dollars?
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: It says he was working at a bank and he
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: stole a thousand dollars worth of Travelers checks his first
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: federal crime.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: He was arrested and sentenced to jail.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: When he was released, Fred immediately violated his parole by
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: skipping town to start a new life in Vancouver.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Mmmm, skipped town, stole some checks to thought it was
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: gonna beet settim up for life.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: And it's like the seventies, So that's back when you
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: were still paying for like checks at the grocery store.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Imagine like giving anybody now like a piece of paper
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: and being like this is money.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: They're like, what what's this?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, this is money. I'm gonna take the things
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: right now. But you got this piece of paper that
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: says this is money.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: You good?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Like nothing now nowadays nothing takes cash.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I missed check, Fried, I really think I would have
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: been good at that check.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Frod I don't know.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I would pay for everything in checks. Well, you go
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: a position by a pack of gum check.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: I almost incriminated myself, Freddick's.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: So several crimes later, Fred once again found himself behind
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: bars and Burnaby, Burnaby, British Columbia. So now you don't
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: got arrested in two different countries. Okay, you gotta stop
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: getting picked a criminal.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Here's what you're doing.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: So Fred explained why he kept committing crimes after he
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: left Hollywood.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: He says, I was in the.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Fast lane and all of a sudden, now I'm in
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: the slow lane on the soft shoulder in a sense,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: and I wanted to be in the fast lane, and
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I would have done anything to get back in.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: The fast lane. He said. Now I'm not even in
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: the could de sac. I'm over here on.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: The I'm over here on the side of the highway.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: And he was like, I was just trying to get
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: back in that left lane, y'all understand.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: And once I lost that hair, nobody was trying to
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: fuck me. That's sad.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: So in order to get back in the fast lane,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Fred would rent luxury cars and never return them to
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: where he rented them.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Wow, you can get away with that.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Back in the day, where are you gonna find you,
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: especially when you're not black or a person like yeah,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: give Fred this, you know?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no limbo Fred, Yeah, haven't no, it's good. So
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: by the time he was privilege that privilege, need a
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: blood sample.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna need to check all your IDs.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: We need four relatives to come down here and vouch
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: for you and put their houses up.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: As collateral, big facts, all for you to rent the scar.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: So by the time he was in his mid twenties
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: he had he was a five time convicted felon. Wow,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: that's that's excellent. He worked really hard. Okay, he's in
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: his twenties.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: He worked in his twenty five times.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they know him.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: At the jail house, he was like, can I get
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: my own land? Can I get my old when I
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: come back? And y'all had that rightment ready for me.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, have you have you ever been around
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: like convicted, like serial criminals like that motherfuckers. I'm like,
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: why are you like this because that's their business? Like,
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: why are you like that's their profession?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Leave crime? This was for a listen.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: I remember one time I got I got bagged up
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: and I was going to get processed and I was
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: sitting there like y'all was just as dumb as hell.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: This one dude was like, Yo, where are you going?
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Should get transferred to Lake Norfolk? All right, Yo, I'm
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: gonna stay here tonight for the Christmas. So if you
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: could give me your hoodie that way and then.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: An I walk with you when I get booked over there?
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: And what cell blocks should I stay in? I'm like,
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: are you serious?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I heard d ain't doing too good right now? They
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: said the pipes leaking. Yeah, you don't want to be.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: In d being c I see cell twenty four, all right?
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Are you fucking kidding?
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: And I mean a lot of it is, and I
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: felt like it's just just slavery, but like they get
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: a little cute litt label on it and do it
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: like there should be no private prison. How are you
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: gonna be? Like, Oh, I'm getting involved in prison. Yeah, no,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I made a new jail for everybody. We we can't
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: wait to get some inmates, hoping people get processed soon.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Exactly a lot of people up for drugs.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Now, working very hard with the police to get as
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: many people into a hot new prison as possible. Okay,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: we're making the best lives to plate. Okay, Yeah, so
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: it's all a scam. So, however, spending that much time
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: in the legal system started to get front enough information
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: to lead him to a whole new level of crime.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: So he got in there and he worked on himself.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: He said, I got rested too many times. I really
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: need to step my shit up. I really need to
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: start crying better. So he got an.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Education, makes sense.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: He got his BA in burglary, you know why not.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: So by sending to many of his own trials and hearings,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Fred learned vocabulary used by.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: The quarter pointed psychiatrists. He put us to the test.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: One day, coincidentally, waiting for his own case to be heard,
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Fred pretended to be a psychiatrist at a hearing of
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: his friends and convinced the judge to release the defendant
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: his friend into the psychiatrist's custody aka complete freedom.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Wow. So he started working at Bald.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: He was like, Okay, I'm not a Hollywood baddy anymore,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: but this Bald is giving learned I know psychiatry, okay,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: patient client substances.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: He just started just like second.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: He learned how to pivot because yeah, a ball psychiatrist.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: I'm believing him. In court he got a brown suit on.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh yeah, extra believable.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Love it.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: So by nineteen eighty five, Fred was a thirty two
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: year old jailbird and decided it was time to turn.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: A new leaf.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: He moved with his parents to Lancaster, California, and created
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: and became Mark Asparza.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Wait, I noticed name Marcus Sparsa keep reading.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: So Mark was everything.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Fred wasn't a successful man with no criminal record and
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: a job as a small government employee, so he just rebranded.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: He was like, I'm not Fred no more, Fred got pryors.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I'm Mark now. Yeah, Mark lives a clean life, and
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: he's life. He began attending city council meetings so much
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: that he attracted the attention of Lancaster's mayor, Fred Hahn,
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: who offered Mark a position as city commissioner. What that's
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: just showing up to community functions and it was like,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: We put him in government. He'd be here a lot.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Every every time we had that punch Thursday.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: You know, Mark gonna be there.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Remember that. Remember that video that was online where the
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: lady was fake sigling. Yeah, I love her gang signs.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: No, she just says side of crips. No, that's not
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: sign language. Ye roll y'all. I don't think that was.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: No.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Guys, she's dancing. She just hit the wall. That's not
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: what the police commissioner said.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: What is she doing.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: She's doing the guys, that's not American sign language. We
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: know that a savage guys. Know we're talking about the
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: fire down. We're talking about the fire down in the neighborhood. Yeah,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: that was Mark.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: He was like I showed up enough that they were like,
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know this guy, City commissioner.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: He's here a lot.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: So technically Fred was still on parole, but through Mark
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: he could do some genuine good helping the disenfranchise.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: However, Fred's new life is a do gooder eventually crumbled
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: when he couldn't stop getting up to his old tricks.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Of course, of course, he was never trying to do
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: they do.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: He was forced to leave.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Lancaster in shame after he held a press conference announcing
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: that President Reagan had appointed him to a position at
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: the White House.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: What, yes, this man has no bounds, no bounds, does
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: whatever he wants.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: He said.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: No, I I met Reagan on the acting set. I
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: met his wife Nancy too. Got that Nancy, And then yeah, no,
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I'm going to the White House. Yeah, they got a
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: whole wing for me.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: I'm a I am the appointed Secretary of Presidents.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: I'm the Secretary of things, so when things, I'm the
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: new head secretary of Shenanigans in the cabinet, and that's
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: what I do.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: So this was categorically.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Untrue and easily disproved. So he was just on there
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: saying anything. So Fred then landed in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: This time he began he became Mark Gomez and for
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: the poor. Right, then he's got a cooking myths. No,
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: not yet, we'll see. But Mark Gomez, why does he
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: keep choosing these like Latino last names?
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Nothing like.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: It wasn't given a sparsa either.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I mean he's a little olive skinned, you know, hey,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: are there are a lot of white Latinos.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, it's working. So he's an advocate
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: for the poor.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Now, what I don't like about this is that he's
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: working in spaces where there are underprivileged people or people
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: who need assistance and help, and so he's kind of
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: skulking by because nobody's paying that much attention to the
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: needs of poor people. So they're definitely not paying attention
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: to if the person has a real name or job.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: They don't care because they don't. We'll just throw anybody
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: in that position and see what happens, right, and.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Then and the wild announced that publicly, like, look, y'all,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: we got a commissioner of poor things.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: He gonna help y'all.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: He's from them, their community.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Right, don't even worry about what he do, but he
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: here to do things for y'all.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Like what, So Mark did such a good job that
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Bernellio County board commissioners and Albuquerque received numerous letters commending
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: his work, So they say he was one of good
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: jobs from buying a family.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: They commending his work, or was he writing his own
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: letters back to the sitition and letting him know that
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: he was taking care of everybody.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: He sits at home every night after work, and he
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: was like, hello me, I am a poor from Albuquerque
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Central and I just want to say that Mark what's
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: my last name?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Right now?
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: Go?
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Man is a good dude. Give him more money. He's
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: really helping the poors me.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Have you ever did that? Have you ever called casting
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: on behalf of yourself as somebody else?
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: No?
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: I have not, and I wish I had. Hey, have
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: y'all seen lady mother? She's really killing it in that role.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Y'all should really hit her up.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: I've done that before. My head. How's it going? My
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: name is Rave Ravaughn. I'm calling behalf of Janie and
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: he's trying to do this. I'm like, all right, cool,
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: let's just send it all through.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they said y'all wanted to see him. We haven't
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: heard that. No, Yeah, they say y'all has said.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: So he's coming in a little bit. He's very excited.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: He's been preparing all very section, very talented, and so
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: y'all should really like when y'all see him, just hop
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: on it.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Before he's gone.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Everybody's everybody's calling Hey, I'm not mad at it.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: That's a good scam, you know what I mean?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: So people were writing letters people.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: I don't think these people were writing I think he
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: was writing his own letters.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: So from buying a family a car so their father
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: could get to work, to pay rent for a family
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: in need. So they were like, he didn't buy us
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: a car, you're paying that rent.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: You know, get that light, build the holidays.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: What he did was he wrote a check from the
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: government to himself, and then he wrote a letter to
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: the government saying that he helped the family need and
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: he was that family.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: He was a family in need. Oh my goodness, that
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: man master. I mean, he was in need of coins.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Who's who's to say? Who's not indeed true?
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: So Fred's life is Mark Gomez, local hero wasn't discovered
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: to be a lie until nearly ten years later. He
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: kept his grip going for ten years when a reporter
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: informed the Bernillio County Board of Commissioners that it was
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: all an act. Now, this reporter is a hater. Okay,
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: you did look.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: That reporter was looking for a story and she found it.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: She did and did, and they did. He did.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: We don't know where they were.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: But I love this for them.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: However, while Fred was busy posing as a saint to
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: the public. He continued to collect grand theft charges through
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: the nineties, so he said Mark is a public servant,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Fred is a public minis.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: This man was Doctor Jekyll and mister.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Ryde for several months. He also lived with an Order
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: of Norbitine priest in Albuquerque, likely to escape theft charges,
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: so he was also living in the priesthood. Wow, and
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: look we got a photo. Look at them giving priests?
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Those fits?
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Where's he at? Is he in the middle?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Let me where is his ass at?
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, he's not in this photo, but this is a
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: photo like priests, Like this is what he was giving.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: He was wearing the priest drip. He was wearing that
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: holy holy couture. That's correct, holy cuture, And I love
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: that for him.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Big hustle, big hustle.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Anybody coming and doing a raid at the church house, Like, look,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: we're not checking for nobody in between masks. Everybody standing
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: up and sitting down, and he's busting the fans and
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: busted through.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: No how crazy that would be if someone literally just
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: busted through the front door of the church in search
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: of him, like they raised the whole spot out to
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: be in.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: We can not communion wafers it and then all of
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: us save.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: A biopic of this guy and figured it out. So
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: he told them he is Ripley.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: He is. He told him that he was almost finished
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: with seminary training and was interested in joining the religious order.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: But after trying to call said seminary the Normal Times
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: discovered it didn't exist and his records were falsified. Fred
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: asked to leave immediately. So they were like, hey, we
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: called the seminary and it's actually a target. Like they said,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: this is oh okay, well you know what. I actually
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: have to go right now. Let me get my shit. No,
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: he's running away. Wow, just here his car skirting out
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: of the black Lite.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Crazy.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: So Fred eventually left New Mexico and after a small
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: six hundred dollars embezzlments then in Los Angeles.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Just a little just a little man. He doesn't learn
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: his lesson. Put this nigga under the jail.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Why not letting him handle anybody's money?
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, He's.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Like, I about you to be treasurer? Who treasuring?
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: It?
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Was crazy? Thing is you could possibly you could really
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: get away with all this stuff because it was no
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: technology back then right, so you can literally do whatever
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: you wanted.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: And this is like the nineties, Like, ain't that when
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: they had them computers from ghosts with the green letter shit.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: You could just be stealing anything at this time.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you had no asl.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: No, and I don't think six hundred qualifies as embezzlement.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: That's a big word for six hundred dollars, Like you
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: just stole six hundred dollars in bezzl.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Man, you gotta be at least in the thousands.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: So he resurfaced in two thousand and two at the
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Immaculate Conception Parish in Yuma, Arizona, as Father Frederico B.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Gomez Debt and spised Federico, Oh no.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, is he on a baby? Okay?
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: So he's holding the chalice of communion wine and he
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: was like, y'all come up here and get lit for
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: the Lord.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Y'all sleep on this blood. Okay, if only was the blood.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: It's like a wrong, wrong religion, wrong, a subsect okay.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: But so he was out here giving the girls, getting
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: them lit for for Jesus. So, Father Frederico, this is
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: at a wedding.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: That we're looking at.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: He presided over baptisms. He was dunking the babies in
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: the water. Confessions. We just saw you put in there.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: We thought this was holy water. No, no, no, idiots, I
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: gotta just bless it, Andy, y'all is still holy water.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: He was on confessions.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Weddings, So what do you got married by a non
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: ordained priest.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: You're literally not really married. So that's a way out.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: That's a way out.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: If Frederico married, y'all, y'all get out of there and
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: don't get your money up.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: And by all.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Accounts, did a fantastic job. Everyone was pleased. They're like,
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: he's dunk and the baby's.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: The best homework. He did his homework right.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: The confessions are confessioning. They're like, word, really you cheated
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: for hell Mars.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah you get to go now, get out of here.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: King yet just for hell Marriors. But I killed someone?
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, just gone gone.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: You good. God just told me right now. He texted
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: me and says, you're good, so love it.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: About a month to his day, Father Frederico visited Mexico
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: and upon his return was flagged for an outstanding grand
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: theft warrant involving the six hundred dollars embezzlement.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Wow, grand.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: That was six hundred dollars. That is ship.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: That's a really petty person who was like, no, we
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: want a felony. We want to Can we get him
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: on America's most wanted. No, America's most one that has
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: standards and six hundred dollars is not it?
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: No?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: No, listen hear me out.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, six d So somehow he.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Was able to talk his way out of an arrest
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: by convincing officials they were actually after his twin brother.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Somewhere he was like, no, that's stop me. Look at me.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I got this collar on. I got a baby back
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: here that I'm find a baptized in twenty minutes. Y'all
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: holding me up, Yo, This dude is out of control
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: his diabolics.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: You must be stopped. Where how's the story end?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Like, listen, we'll get there.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: But I but I we know enough about him that
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: obviously he got booked several several times.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Sure he knew everybody. When he came into the jail house.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, what's up, Sandra, your kids again.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: I'm doing all right, man. I'll be out here about
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: two weeks, just.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Blowing bezel, bezzel or whatever. You know, it ain't nothing anything.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: I'll probably get a fine.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: They have a piece of Tuesday tonight. No, he's like
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: very much.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: He's a cermin against locked up on win during the winter.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: So he was like, he'd be high in the winter.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: That's when I go to jail. Okay, you know, because
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I got to put that promise on.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: So he knew that they would soon catch up to him,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: so he quickly left in the middle of the night
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: to go to Phoenix, where he lived as a traveling
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: priest at two parishes. And the way they shove a
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: priests around, you know, that's an easy job. Frank continued
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: to preside over all priestly duties until US marshalls finally
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: caught up to him and arrested him mid mass. Putting
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: wafers in people's mouth and they.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Put the wafers down.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: I could just see it, them busting through the door
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: as about to feed him on the wafers and give
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: him the wine the father.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: And they're like, father, put your hands up touch the sky.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Dan's bitch.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: No, oh no, so father Frederica was sentenced sixteen months
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: and stay prison on embezzlement charges, devastating a number of
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: couples whom he had recently married. Wow, so they saw
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: that their priest was going to the clink.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: How embarrasing he and all the photos.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's such a good person. Probably character witnesses for.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Him too, right, They're like, that's real good. He was
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: very fatherly. He felt like my father.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Also, I just think sixteen months and stay prison for
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: embezzling six hundred dollars is bullshit because it costs so
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: much house a long time ago.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: So him then the six hundred hat him buzzel.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: That's true, that's true. But the thing is, though, it's
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: not even about the six hundred. It's about the series
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: of crimes he's did before that he got away with. Literally,
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: that's what it's about.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: For me, it's about the six hundred. So in the
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: years following his release, Fred.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Scamm Fred has been scamming the system for decades.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, but Fred was out here hitting them babies with
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: the father of the son and I get it all right, No,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: he got a family of car maybe potentially did.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: He get him a new I got that grant, that
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: grand theft charge.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Now, so Fred's in the years following his release.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Fred scammed his way into positions as executive director at
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: the National Kidney Foundation of Southern.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Collegiatads Like, how is nobody stopping you or figuring this out?
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Your mugshot should be everywhere literally everyone.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Jobs, they're not as competitive.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Probably he was a youth director for a director for
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: a youth center, deputy director. You're at the Western Laws
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Center for Disability Rights and the fundraiser for both the
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Red Crossing the.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Ground check, I'm telling you right now, for a nigga,
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: they get a job as a janitor somewhere, they're literally
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: going to do background check. Off the background check. This
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: man was a priest, got locked up. He was he
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: was a counselor guy, locked up. He was a city official,
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: got locked up. Like how is this man still getting
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: jobs because like not checking him.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: They're like, I don't know.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: He raised his money for the Red privilege literally, and
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: I think it's that bald. When you see a man
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: with a bald head like that, you're not thinking he'd
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: been in jail that much.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: That's true, you know what I mean, especially if we
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: keep bringing this back up. But it's not giving present,
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: it's not it's given distinguished it's giving. I have educated
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: young minds.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Why would I do crime with this much bald? You
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: know he's a crime is for men with hair, So
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I'm bald. I helped the community.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: So although he was fired or left most of these
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: positions for unknown reasons, we know why people probably started
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: being like that. Frank continue to be recognized for his
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: good work. He raised over a million dollars for Hurricane
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Katrina victims with realim and Pasadena. M Oh my god,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: that was back in Kanye with San George. But she
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: don't care about black people, but Fred did, Fred did?
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: I guess right, Fred, Lily took a cut off the top.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: He took off the top.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: He was like one for you, one for me, two
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: for you, five for me. But they got a little
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: bit of it. I guess.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: He was recognized for his ability to draw donations from
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Hollywood celebrities and for important research at UCLA.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: So he still was.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: He still working those resources, still work in those contacts, right.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Fred said in quotes every job I've had, whether I
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: got illegally or illegally, I busted my.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Buns for those jobs.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: He said, Look, I may have not been qualified, and
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: perhaps I was a ten time convicted thief. But I
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: was really helping the girls when I got the job.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: I mean that sounds good to me. So in two
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: thousand and five, The La Times published a detail profile
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: on Fred's exploits on the front page. After a waning
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: job performance did an internet search. He was fired a
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: month later from his most recent position at the Red Cross.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Now the Red Cross Red crosses scam itself.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: They stole all this money from Haiti Haiti doing the
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: during the earthquake.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I'm like, we always say donate local.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: If there's a national disaster, like the Red Cross will
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: immediately start to like, hey girls, what.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: The Red Cross? No, no, no, we don't need no blood.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Bod cash though, cash is really gonna get the blood
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: where we needed to go.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: So can y'all give that to us right now? Looking
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: across it's red y'all know we help it.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: The wait, who got the tragedy of Florida? Florida, that's
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: where that's where.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: The money gonna go, exactly right right, Oh, you know,
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Ukraine's in trouble right now, let's go We're sending it
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: over there.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: Haiti.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: They don't have no water right now, let's go send
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: them send this over to them, like Puerto Rico.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Y'all don't see Trump throwing the paper towels. We bought
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: the paper towns for him to throw at people. That
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: was us, okay, bringer up for that was the Red
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Cross had per which is all of that. Okay, listen,
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: we all know. In two thousand and six, he was
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: hired as the executive director of the New Mexico Performing
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Arts Academy in Las Cruses under a fake name, and
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: was fired shortly after when his real identity was discovered.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: He's still he's still really well in.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: New Mexico Arizona.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Like, if y'all want to have a fake identity, these
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: must be the places to go, because the girls aren't checking.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: They're like, look, we don't have lawns, we don't wanter.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Regress, we we we're not checking for nobody, checking for nothing.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Whatever you want. We take you as you are, right,
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: Come as.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: You are, New Mexico. That's the.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: That's the breast slog. Come as you are, Come as you.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Are, okay, or who you're not, Come as you aren't.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: We will also expect we will respect that as well.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Come as you aren't. We won't check.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: So during the following years, Fred appeared on several primetime
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: shows such as Dateline and The Doctor Phil Show, where
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: he was confronted by a couple that he married.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Doctor Phiel was like, we didn't gonna stop lying about
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: being a break. He's like, we got a fake.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: I'm here who said that you married them?
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: They won't talk to you. Me a therapist and not
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: a scammer. That Hooper gave a platform too. Without Doctor
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Philly wouldn't have bad baby. You know what, God bless
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: contributions to the world. Doctor Phil yelling at people. I'll
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: never forget when he was yelling at people who were
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: addicted to crack.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop smoking crack, all right?
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Awesome, great, you know what, I'm kicking the habit. I'm finished.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: What was not smoking crack in the first place? Doctor Phille,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: you are right. Let me put this here. You want
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: the pipe, let me here or what I did bring.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: Up with me? But you know what, since you said something,
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna just put it away.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: You know, no one's ever said it to me like
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: that before. Stop smoking crack. Wow, I'm illuminated, Like what
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: this man is a hack? So this is a scammers
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: and scammers working together, so a couple came on. He
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: also created a blog and for a brief time a
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: company offering services, and we have a little video. He
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: has services to educate clients about conment and how to
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: spot them. Now, I don't know, this seems like it's
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: coming from informed place. He was like, let me worry
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: all about me.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: You know what it rhymes me. Remember I'm the Lederod
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: DiCaprio movie. Yeah, that's what it reminds me of right now.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: It does.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Let's say a little bit of this psay that he's
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: got warning people about himself.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: All over the world, people are being hired to some
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: of the highest positions at some of America's well known corporations.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Do you know who you're hiring?
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: That's the question that you should really be asking yourself
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: when you actually give the keys to this one individual
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: that you have hired to become the CEO or president
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: of your corporation. Hi, this is fred Brido and I'm
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: coming to you from the Fred Brido Company in Los Cruces,
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: New Mexico, and I want to share with you today
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: the importance of hiring the right person to key positions
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: within your organization. Now, far too many times when we
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: hire somebody, we're looking at their cover letter, and we're
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: looking at their resume, and we're looking at their references,
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: and we're looking at all this informations.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Wrong, you have, sir himself. He was like, hold on,
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: you'll call them my references right now, let me set outside.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: To hire for that key position within their organization. Now
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: you also have a background check, and this information tells
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: you about the character of the person that you're attempting
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: or possibly potentially going to hire for this company.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Who did your background?
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: I can tell you that, based on all of the
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: experience that I've had experienced in your hand is probably
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: forty percent accurate.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's pause there.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: I'm based on my experience in crime, y'all's background checks
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: are not backgrounding and checking like you thought that they were.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's me a criminal, And.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you first hand. I have gotten jobs
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: at the state official the president. President even sent me
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: this letter right.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: The Red Cross.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: It's only got like almost three thousand views. I feel
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: like more people should be watching this. He's giving y'all
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: the gospel. Wow, it was like, let me tell y'all
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: me a former and current criminal, how how to hire
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: people so that you don't run into the same pitfalls
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: that everyone who hired me did.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Just hire me and I'll tell you how to spot them.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, now, don't do a background check on me.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's hire me and I'll figure it out for you.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: I love this for him, and as of twenty twenty,
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: Fred manages an eye hop and continues.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: To do good.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: He's still out here at the International House of Pancakes.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Now he might be an international criminal, but he also
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: selling them international hotcakes.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I love this.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: From helping local nonprofits through I Hop to providing free
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: breakfast to shelter youth. Oh my god, look he's doing
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: a little bad and a little good. He's like, it's
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: all balancing out. Okay, I give it a free grand
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Slam to the youth. And you know I also embezzel
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: all the pancake money, literally just stealing all the money.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: And so recent research and I love that he's a
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: manager too, Like he got to the manager position even
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: though he'd be doing crime.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Crime.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Recent researcher reporters has shown that there is no evidence
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: that Fred has committed a crime since two thousand and two.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: There's no evidence. Wow, he's not gotten caught. He got better.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: You especiate the growth, Yeah, I could appreciate that.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Like it was like, I'm doing crime smart.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: I was getting caught up. My lives was working, it
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: wasn't sticking. So you know what it is, I'm gonna
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: just do some homework, study the game. I could fully
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: rob this company without them knowing.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I love that he rose to his potential, you know
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: what I mean. He was like a lot of trial
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: and error of doing crime.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, when I ended up in jail,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: I consulted with some other people, like how can I
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: do crime better and harder and harder to detect? And
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: then also he's warning people about people like himself. I
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: see him as a community outreach leader.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: He's saving y'all.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, Fred, I mean, you worked in a lot of
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: places where the most vulnerable people in America are you
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: were running scams, So I don't approve of that. However,
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: your dedication to the art of fraud is commendable.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: You know, I'll give you that. I'll give him that.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Like he has been in this game for a very
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: long time. Achievement award, been holding it down after scammers ball.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: He will be there, he got more mugshots than America's
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: next top model.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I tar was like, I am holding this smugshot one
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: of you, look if you and he's one of them.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: I mean he did it, you know, fred Mark Gomez,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: La Joya, Frederico.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Father Taheen Johnson. We stand a king, Okay.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Johnson.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: And that brings us to the saddest part of the
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: show where soon I'll have to let Jean go. But
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: before we do that scammer of the week, this is
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: where we highlight a charlatan who's worthy of our praise.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Or maybe not. We'll see. Let's get into it.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: So John Oliver recently tipped his hat to Kim Kardashian
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: for her role in helping solve an art fraud scheme.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Kim's had a lot of careers. Wait what In twenty eighteen,
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Kim attended the met Galat dressed in head to toe
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: gold Versachi Okay dressed in gold. Kim took a photo
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: with the Egyptian priest his name is ned Jamonk Scarcophagus.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: They're the last time gonna be Scarcophagus.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: Which I already know that's a lie.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Really Lacy mostly Prince of egypt Johnson, What when is
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: this is too Egyptian?
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: So the photo went viral on social media, leading two
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: thousands seeing the scarcophagus for the first time. Oh so
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: she was posing with the actual U tune. Oh I
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: remember that chain mail dress. So she was like, yeah,
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: let me post next to I hope it wasn't nobody
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: did inside of there.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: That would be crazy.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Don't prop my coughing up in the glass case. Put
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: me back in the ground.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know when we decided labratorium was for like
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: digging people up, because I know I can't dig up
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: your grandma from last year. Where I can't dig up
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: like that's too soon? Has it become archaeology or and
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: when is it grave dropping? I think white people decide
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: they're like, no, no, no, no, no, this is for science.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Of humanity, is it?
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: I think the I don't know, if we dig them
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: dig them up, y'all like leave them alone. So didn't
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: y'all learn from the mummy?
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: That's that you know what that's real?
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: But they're like, we got a little brush though, so
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: it's not as really as much of a ride.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: We're doing it. When you guys are paying attention to
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: watching it, so it's not really robbery. And then we're
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: gonna sell this to a museum and make money off, right, and.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Then people are gonna pay to see it.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Shout out to the British Museum, which is just a
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: bunch of shit that British people never fucking own. And
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: we're like, look at all this shit that we stole
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: from other people. Y'all come in here and look at
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: it exactly okay for science, Like, bitch the fuck?
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: So this is history, right, right? Sure, actually it is history.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: You're the history of you robbing people.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Right, And it's like, let's put it all fully on display.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: And I don't I just don't understand why I can't
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: discover shit. Why can't I go in the British Museum
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: and be like I discovered this and take it out
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: the glass and walk home with it.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Why you need to do that?
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: What is the time stamp of?
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Like now you own this, here's what you need to do.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: You need to hit up Father Frederico and he'll hook
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: you up and show you how to get it done.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Listen, he's got a masterclass, y'all. Get off.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Father Frederico's only fan. He's dropping alive and tips every
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: single week. Y'all get into it, okay. An anonymous informant
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: then tipped off international authorities to say that the casket
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: had been looted and that the museum had been tricked
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: into buying it for four million dollars.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Of course the museum was tricked me, right, Sure.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: I hear Oceans fourteen, right.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: So what is looted? Colonization is just looting.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: So when what year does it become looting there? Yeah,
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: we decided in nineteen fifty five that it's all looting now.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: But before that it was just discovery.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I discovered this diamond in an African child's hate.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: You know that in Haiti, like off the coast. The government,
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: I think the US government. Don't quote me, this is
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: something something going on with the government. If you find
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: gold off the coast of Haiti, you have to report
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: it then, and you can't keep it.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: You can't own stuff that I found.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: If you find it off the coast of Haiti, you
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: can't keep it.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: This is so ghetto, this is extreme the ghetto. I'm
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: not reporting that.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: If y'all find gold off the coast of Haiti, picked
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: that shit up and put it in your hands. And
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: then shout to the sky to start jail a tool
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: and like keep it moving. Okay, No, we're not, We're.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Not doing that crazy.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: So if you hate you and you find your own goal,
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: you have to report it back to the government and
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: they'll take it from you, right for what why?
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: That's just like how the government's like if you get
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: a gift over one hundred dollars, you have to file
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: it on your taxes and pay taxes on it. Sweetie,
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: that's never happening. I pay taxes on all the gifts
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: that I know. I ain't never got a gift in
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: my life. Let's go there.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: No one loves me, No one loves me.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Ain't never got no gifts from nobody. Okay, I give
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: the government with our own because I love them.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: They need my lee.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: The biggest skim is to taxes.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, they just be making shit up.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: They literally be hitting me up, talking like hey girl,
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: you owe this extra money. How they were like, oh,
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: we've realized you had money when you paid your taxes.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: So we was like, let's get a little bit more.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, give me a receipt, prove it. No,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: y'allin't got no receipts ghet up.
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  Speaker 2: So it turns out to the sarcophagus, which dates back
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  Speaker 2: to the first century of BCE, had been looted during
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: the twenty eleven revolution in Egypt, and the met had
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: purchased it based on a forged documentation in nineteen seventy
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  Speaker 2: one Egyptian Export Life. Since so, I kind of fuck
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  Speaker 2: with this because it seems like Egypt was like, can
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: you give us our ship back? Like bring our guy home?
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: No, that's our nigger, like we needed, we would like
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: him back home at his house.
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  Speaker 3: I with that.
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  Speaker 1: We're throwing him back in the pyramid where y'all stole
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: him from.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm into it.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: And Kim k being like, ooh, my Stagram gonna go
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: up with this, damn man, look at me next to
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: this damn man. We matching twinsies.
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  Speaker 3: She was like, I'm gonna fucking kill it.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: I'm about to eat likes about to be on fleet.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: So upon the Discovery Authority sees the coffin and has
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: since been returned back to its proper home in Egypt.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: Wow, I mean I kind of fuck this.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Kim got her social media selfie on. She got millions,
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: like over one hundred million followers and.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: She and she got the people back with the right.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: I love how somebody put out an Amber alert and
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Kim k is like, here I am with Amber, say
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: she's Amber, and they're like, yeah, we're gonna need Amber back.
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  Speaker 1: Like, no, we're gonna we're taking in her back. Thank you,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: thank you for finding She was like, look at me
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: an activist, an accidental activist.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Love this for her, Love this for everyone involved. Also,
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: I love when people take their ship back. That's my
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: favorite thing, Like, please take your ship back from the colonizers. Right,
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: we're gonna need our things and we're gonna need them today.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I want people to do that to the British Museum.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: It's time that I want the Queen's diamonds that she
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: stole from South Africa. Put them back, pluck them right
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: out of that ugly ass hat and put them the
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: fuck back. Okay, they're not theirs, and they love to
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: like when the queen, you know, hit her dirt nap.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: You know, there were a lot of the royalists who
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: were like listen, like the British monarchy, we were the
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: first to abolish slavery, and it was like no, no, no,
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: you weren't that was in Haiti, and.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Know you weren't gonna be like, hey, we created something and.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Then we stopped doing it, so we saved y'all. Technically exactly,
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: technically it's your fault.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: We're in this message everything.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: How you kidnap me and bring me home talking about
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: something I rescued you. No, you also you also took me.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: You also took me.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: And you put me to work?
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: No, I don't worry about that.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Forget about it. Forget about it. Why are you living
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: in the past, pat.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Y'all need to move on, even though there's so much
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: that still exists in our society and in our government
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: that continues.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: To kill God. Say God, store we we stole you.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: We brought you back. Be okay, we keep you poured.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Through every social program. We have a rich politician stealed
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: directly from you and give you.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: Don't give you any money that you were supposed to
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: give you. That's fine.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: And what about it? Oh, y'all so annoying? Why y'all
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: bringing up.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Oh she's so entitled?
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Like what the fun?
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: I'm a real victim because everybody mad at me because
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: because I stole y'all and then think about my Psyche.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: I woke up every day stressed about the ship that
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I did think about that come now goodness.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: So that brings us to the end of an amazing episode. John,
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: thank you so much for being here. We always ask
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: on this podcast, where would you like to be?
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Down? On Twitter? Instagram, Facebook is Jean Ellie the same name,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: different app. You can find me there.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: The brand is strong uh and the Send Help series,
• 1:00:12
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• 1:00:13
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• 1:00:30
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't have the face of a criminal, and I'll
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  Speaker 1: Congregation keep priesting Amen.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Supposed to say, you can't be qualified to be a
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: priest just you get an outfit.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: Get outfit. Read that.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you said and then started dunking babies
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: and marrying couples. Oh, man, I wish you would have
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: got arrested during a wedding like.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: That would have been a great like a communion, right,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: It's like.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Doing the vows and they're like, oh, y'all, hold on,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: somebody knocking at the church door.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: No, I'll get it. No, you don't have to get it.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: You the priest. No, I'll get it.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: It'd be out the back.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: No, he ran away.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: He's gone.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we got to the end of the ceremony.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: We basically got a nuptialized.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: It's good. All right, y'all have a great week. BA Goddess.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: This has been an ear Wolf production in association with
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Team Coco Scam Goddess stars and it's hosted by me
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess. It's produced by Judith Carbo,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: engineered by Ryan Connor.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: And Abby Aguilar. Our researcher is Kaylin Brandt Stay scamming,