Latest / Chucks Cantina / Episode 186: John Cena Yells at Kids & Pros/Cons of 2 Night Manias
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- 0:07Speaker 1: This is Chuck's canteena podcast where anything and everything is
- 0:13Speaker 1: up for discussion. And now here's your barman, Chuck O'Donnell.
- 0:19Speaker 2: I did have a transition. I didn't have a segue
- 0:22Speaker 2: for our other topics we were going to try to
- 0:23Speaker 2: discuss today.
- 0:24Speaker 3: Yeah you want to hear it? Uh no, yeah, sure,
- 0:29Speaker 3: what's up?
- 0:31Speaker 4: Well, speaking of busted noses, nice, there's somebody else that
- 0:36Speaker 4: became really infamous for having their nose busted.
- 0:41Speaker 2: On live TV. And it was wait, who is a Jones? John?
- 0:49Speaker 3: He had his nose busted? Nose I forgot about that.
- 0:54Speaker 3: He didn't break us.
- 0:55Speaker 2: I don't know if if the noses nurse looked like that, but.
- 0:58Speaker 3: No, that that wasn't nasty one. I remember. I remember
- 1:02Speaker 3: watching that live when he he just took a simple knee,
- 1:04Speaker 3: which that was the weird thing he took. He took
- 1:06Speaker 3: an I say he took a knee to the face,
- 1:09Speaker 3: but like he took a knee pad to the face
- 1:12Speaker 3: and just the force of that said knee like shifted
- 1:15Speaker 3: his nose so fucking much like I mean, there's a
- 1:18Speaker 3: famous photo of it. Like I'm sure it's been in memes,
- 1:22Speaker 3: It's been in memes and ship but like, yeah again, hey, hey,
- 1:25Speaker 3: you know what John Cy could relate perfect angle knee
- 1:28Speaker 3: pad hits him in the face, breaks his nose. I
- 1:30Speaker 3: barely tap a woman with a Mando bottle, her nose
- 1:33Speaker 3: busses open, like.
- 1:33Speaker 2: What six of one, half a dozen of the other.
- 1:38Speaker 3: Trick to that?
- 1:41Speaker 2: So, yeah, man, where we gonna go into the.
- 1:47Speaker 3: Yeah, so he we find the long awaited sena says
- 1:51Speaker 3: fuck them kids, pretty much finally happened.
- 1:54Speaker 2: He kind of did, or let.
- 1:57Speaker 3: Me say that, not them kids, them that kid and
- 2:00Speaker 3: he literally pointed out he this is where their genius. Okay,
- 2:05Speaker 3: I'm not saying this kid was a plant. So yeah,
- 2:07Speaker 3: he did this like promo pretty much saying like what
- 2:09Speaker 3: have you done for me? YadA, YadA, YadA, even though
- 2:13Speaker 3: like twenty five percent of the crowd was wearing his
- 2:16Speaker 3: merch uh, which, by the way, I want to make
- 2:19Speaker 3: this clear too. Am I surprised he didn't change his music? No?
- 2:25Speaker 3: Was I surprised His looks say the same in the cargo,
- 2:27Speaker 3: in the fucking George and the fucking you know power
- 2:30Speaker 3: ranger get up, No, because and he came out and said,
- 2:34Speaker 3: what have you done for me? Why would I change
- 2:36Speaker 3: my shit to appease you. And I'm like, exactly, okay,
- 2:39Speaker 3: I can, because most guys are just they wouldn't even acknowledge.
- 2:43Speaker 3: I'd just be like, I mean, fuck you. When it's
- 2:46Speaker 3: like sweet, you always want to look like this, It's
- 2:48Speaker 3: like no, Like he's like, why would I change my
- 2:49Speaker 3: ship because it would just make you happy?
- 2:51Speaker 2: He's like, no, fuck you. I'm happy to I'm happy
- 2:53Speaker 2: to say that we were really wrong in our prediction.
- 2:55Speaker 2: At least.
- 2:55Speaker 4: I was online like thinking he would come out with
- 2:58Speaker 4: a new look and all the.
- 3:00Speaker 3: I was saying like he was just come out like
- 3:01Speaker 3: in a suit, right.
- 3:03Speaker 4: Well, he has a very different style of heel turn
- 3:06Speaker 4: where it's like I'm not I don't want to give
- 3:09Speaker 4: you what you want anymore, you know what I mean,
- 3:12Speaker 4: I'm not gonna And I wonder if the plans had
- 3:14Speaker 4: changed based on like the reaction when he did the
- 3:18Speaker 4: turn originally because people were excited for it, but like
- 3:22Speaker 4: now it's like, I'm not going to give you what
- 3:24Speaker 4: you wanted anyway.
- 3:26Speaker 3: I'm like sorry.
- 3:28Speaker 4: And he describes it as like this almost like an
- 3:30Speaker 4: abusive relationship almost and he's breaking up with the crowd
- 3:33Speaker 4: and I'm like, Okay, that's a little cheesy, but.
- 3:37Speaker 3: Well, I mean it is cheesy, but it's also like
- 3:39Speaker 3: it makes sense. It's like like, hey, the only thing
- 3:42Speaker 3: I didn't like And hopefully they address this like either
- 3:44Speaker 3: tomorrow on the day recordingss or in like upcoming weeks,
- 3:48Speaker 3: like he hasn't like why he joined the rock, which
- 3:50Speaker 3: is kind of obvious why he did that. But at
- 3:53Speaker 3: the same time, it's just like and going back to
- 3:54Speaker 3: the kid, going back to the kid we mentioned like
- 3:58Speaker 3: this kid wasn't a plant, but like there's literally a
- 4:02Speaker 3: video they showed this kid before he did the promo
- 4:04Speaker 3: where the kid literally goes john Cina, I still love you,
- 4:07Speaker 3: and then Johnson literally points out this kid and he goes,
- 4:09Speaker 3: you are what's called a toxic relationship. I just like
- 4:14Speaker 3: and the kid's not crying. The kids just had his
- 4:17Speaker 3: face of like.
- 4:18Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's just infamy, just like what did I do?
- 4:25Speaker 3: What did I do?
- 4:26Speaker 2: Stand?
- 4:27Speaker 3: You know, I'm literally worried all of your ship.
- 4:30Speaker 2: I've got the armband, the hat with the hood, like.
- 4:37Speaker 3: Oh my god, that it was a good problem because
- 4:41Speaker 3: again it was and here's the thing again, this is
- 4:43Speaker 3: like showing like a pros pro like we're like rust
- 4:46Speaker 3: people are like whity like wrestlings. Like this is a
- 4:48Speaker 3: guy he probably only talked for two and a half minutes,
- 4:51Speaker 3: three minutes, but the promo is like fifteen minutes because
- 4:54Speaker 3: he was letting the crowd get their ship in.
- 4:57Speaker 2: But like getting some ship in.
- 5:00Speaker 3: Here's the thing I want to say too, Yeah, here's
- 5:03Speaker 3: I want to say. I was worried only because not
- 5:08Speaker 3: that these international crowds are doing, because they're like a
- 5:10Speaker 3: uros right on. These international crowds are insane. But to me,
- 5:14Speaker 3: it's like one because I didn't I forgot where where
- 5:16Speaker 3: they were in Belgium. I believe when he did it
- 5:21Speaker 3: Brussels maybe anyway, And I'm just like okay, like I know,
- 5:24Speaker 3: like I know, like English is a known language there,
- 5:26Speaker 3: but it's not the first English, like are they can
- 5:28Speaker 3: understand what he's saying. But then also it's like I
- 5:32Speaker 3: just feel like the impact would have been more, It
- 5:34Speaker 3: would have had a more I thought, evirginally, it would have
- 5:36Speaker 3: been more of an impact in the state side because obviously,
- 5:40Speaker 3: like we know him and we you know, we we
- 5:42Speaker 3: understand English better and shit like that. But in the
- 5:44Speaker 3: crowd pretty much complute fuck shit on that theory I had,
- 5:47Speaker 3: because they they ate it up and you know, we're saying,
- 5:49Speaker 3: fuck you, shut the fuck up.
- 5:53Speaker 4: Literally fucked John Ceno, literally fucked John Cena founding for
- 5:57Speaker 4: minutes at a time throughout the whole thing, they did
- 5:59Speaker 4: not hesitate. No, And it's really started when he you know,
- 6:04Speaker 4: and it kind of he kind of played off of
- 6:06Speaker 4: that like a real pro like you were talking about,
- 6:08Speaker 4: like saying, like, you guys are just proving my point,
- 6:11Speaker 4: like really, that's what you're gonna do again. You ruined it.
- 6:16Speaker 4: Do you have this chance and you ruined it? Yeah,
- 6:19Speaker 4: And dude, I'm excited to see where it goes. I
- 6:23Speaker 4: think eventually like he'll kind of have a new look
- 6:27Speaker 4: or whatever. But that's again, like that would be it
- 6:32Speaker 4: would be so perfect if we just never did he
- 6:35Speaker 4: didn't change anything, you know what I mean. I thought
- 6:37Speaker 4: for sure he was gonna come out and say all
- 6:39Speaker 4: the merch, all the bright colors.
- 6:41Speaker 2: It felt like a prison.
- 6:42Speaker 4: It felt like, yeah, it felt like a puppet and
- 6:45Speaker 4: like it kind of would play into what he was saying.
- 6:47Speaker 4: But again, like he just doesn't want to give people
- 6:52Speaker 4: what they want anymore.
- 6:54Speaker 3: It's one of those things where it's just like you
- 6:57Speaker 3: because it could his because he could also be like
- 7:00Speaker 3: it doesn't matter, like I'm not changing. Why would I change?
- 7:03Speaker 3: You've given me nothing, you're and he also be like
- 7:05Speaker 3: you're still gonna buy this ship mm hmmm, And it's like, uh.
- 7:09Speaker 2: Mean, he's not wrong. Look, it's probably he's probably not wrong.
- 7:14Speaker 3: But I just love the fact like he like he
- 7:15Speaker 3: doesn't like because you know, it's like usually like the
- 7:17Speaker 3: typical heel things like oh and if you supports me,
- 7:20Speaker 3: thank you and stuff like that. But he'll find a
- 7:22Speaker 3: way to like come back at them with like a
- 7:24Speaker 3: little dig He literally calls singles out there, like wearing
- 7:26Speaker 3: his merch and he's like, what have you ever done
- 7:28Speaker 3: for me? Even though you're buying my shit? And it's
- 7:31Speaker 3: like they literally are making you a multi millionaire.
- 7:35Speaker 4: Right, Like I thought for sure he would go with
- 7:38Speaker 4: the angle of like the more you bought the merch,
- 7:40Speaker 4: the more trapped I.
- 7:42Speaker 2: Was, the more I couldn't oh yeah, what I wanted
- 7:44Speaker 2: to do. I couldn't be who I wanted to be.
- 7:46Speaker 4: I had to dress up like a puppet, like a
- 7:48Speaker 4: circus animal or whatever. And like I get why what
- 7:53Speaker 4: they're doing. I get where they're coming from with like
- 7:57Speaker 4: because he knowing that that's what people on it, knowing
- 8:00Speaker 4: that's what people wanted to see out of this, and
- 8:02Speaker 4: like not giving it to him. It's like great way
- 8:04Speaker 4: to draw heat, great way to get people to boo
- 8:07Speaker 4: the ship out of you, which is crazy to think
- 8:10Speaker 4: that that's how. It's a perfect example of like knowing
- 8:14Speaker 4: where like the industry is and how smart quote unquote
- 8:18Speaker 4: smart people are to everything, and then like just taking
- 8:21Speaker 4: that and flipping it on its head a little bit,
- 8:24Speaker 4: you know, and.
- 8:24Speaker 3: The smartest davel well, no, nobody is the smartest Dave.
- 8:29Speaker 2: I mean five sixth seventh star.
- 8:31Speaker 3: Even if that if that promot was in the Tokyo,
- 8:33Speaker 3: that would have been eighth stars, eight star, maybe eight
- 8:36Speaker 3: and a half, which he doesn't even have a lisp.
- 8:43Speaker 2: Eighth star, but no shit, I think it's it's a
- 8:50Speaker 2: perfect example of like using that to your advantage to
- 8:53Speaker 2: tell a story.
- 8:54Speaker 4: You know what I mean, Because like obviously if he
- 8:56Speaker 4: had come out with like a new gear, new theme,
- 8:58Speaker 4: it's like people would have that's exactly what people are
- 9:01Speaker 4: expecting to happen, right, Separating that expectation is a great
- 9:04Speaker 4: way to draw interest and then yeah, heat too, I guess,
- 9:08Speaker 4: but like I think, people are just people, and bussels
- 9:12Speaker 4: are so ready to just start cursing him out, which
- 9:14Speaker 4: just so full.
- 9:15Speaker 3: And here's the one thing I was actually more shocked on.
- 9:19Speaker 3: So he's been like I mean, it's it's not it's
- 9:24Speaker 3: not a great comparison, but he's been literally like what
- 9:26Speaker 3: he's been. I mean, he essentially is our Hogan without
- 9:30Speaker 3: without with without all the bullshit that we know that
- 9:33Speaker 3: we know of at least and we know that we know,
- 9:36Speaker 3: don't all. Don't worry. I got a Hogan thing for
- 9:38Speaker 3: you here in a minute.
- 9:39Speaker 2: Oh good god.
- 9:41Speaker 3: No, the guy was he was in late junior the
- 9:42Speaker 3: other day, I guess. And someone's like, are you gonna go?
- 9:45Speaker 3: I'm like, absoluusolutely not anyway, because I you know, I
- 9:49Speaker 3: was working.
- 9:50Speaker 2: So sorry, boss, I gotta call in. I'm gonna go.
- 9:55Speaker 3: I know we're really pressed for time right now, but
- 9:57Speaker 3: I gotta go meet Hula Hoogan. The chance that I'm
- 9:59Speaker 3: actually going up on time, actually doing the full thing
- 10:01Speaker 3: like he's supposed to, because he's already you know, not
- 10:04Speaker 3: shown up on time and not done the full autographed
- 10:06Speaker 3: signing and dipped early. Another ship. I gotta I gotta
- 10:09Speaker 3: got chanced by chance.
- 10:10Speaker 2: To show up and it's a tablet of him over
- 10:13Speaker 2: or whatever.
- 10:14Speaker 3: No, the thing I was shocked by is like he's
- 10:16Speaker 3: seene has been like you know, he's always been the
- 10:18Speaker 3: let's go see the scene. This sucks ship, but like
- 10:21Speaker 3: the last five six years, because you know, it's like
- 10:23Speaker 3: you know, you don't know how good he head till
- 10:25Speaker 3: it's gone. Like every time he comes out, he gets
- 10:28Speaker 3: like pop in the night, biggest cheers, everyone loves him.
- 10:32Speaker 3: I'm just shocked. I mean because because again it maybe
- 10:35Speaker 3: does it is the fact because like people actually do
- 10:36Speaker 3: it like Cody, you know, he's not getting the you know,
- 10:40Speaker 3: he's not getting the whole like, okay, we know this
- 10:41Speaker 3: is the guy. He's showed him downe our throats, Like no,
- 10:43Speaker 3: the reason he's guys because the people picked him to
- 10:45Speaker 3: be the guy. And that's why people didn't like see
- 10:47Speaker 3: that originally. But like people still love Cody, and like
- 10:50Speaker 3: I was just shocked, not even just like how loud
- 10:53Speaker 3: of the Booze was on Monday, because he got I mean,
- 10:57Speaker 3: like someone literally said it and I agree. It was
- 10:59Speaker 3: like Chicago twenty eleven Booze like it was loud.
- 11:04Speaker 2: Like CW One night Stand.
- 11:06Speaker 3: Yeah, it's definitely up. It's in that the Top three
- 11:08Speaker 3: discussion and weeks leading up to that, they would like
- 11:13Speaker 3: show like the video package of like, oh, here's what
- 11:15Speaker 3: John Cena did two weeks ago, even though you already
- 11:17Speaker 3: have seen this. Hey, when they do that, people would
- 11:21Speaker 3: boo like not like oh, we're like people like oh
- 11:23Speaker 3: fuck this guy. And it's like like we're all like
- 11:27Speaker 3: literally like kissing this guy's feet for the last five
- 11:29Speaker 3: six years. And then what he punched. He punched Cody
- 11:31Speaker 3: in the face and he joined the rock and you're
- 11:34Speaker 3: all like, fuck car fuck you. But then here's the
- 11:36Speaker 3: thing of the second that you know, Cody's getting his
- 11:39Speaker 3: ass kicked and seen it does the okay and he
- 11:42Speaker 3: helps him out, like oh yeah, we love them. But
- 11:45Speaker 3: like you know, I was, I'm just shocked with how
- 11:47Speaker 3: well the the heat is because again you would have
- 11:52Speaker 3: think like, okay, like he turned heel. Some people just
- 11:56Speaker 3: can't boo him because you know, it's like we only
- 11:58Speaker 3: we haven't we only had you've only been a good
- 12:00Speaker 3: guy for the last twenty years, Like oh yeah, we
- 12:04Speaker 3: can't boo you. And then like literally Monday, the guy
- 12:08Speaker 3: comes out and I love it. He's got it. He's
- 12:10Speaker 3: like he's still wearing his same shit, but it's literally
- 12:13Speaker 3: little says retirement tour, his Titan Tron retirement Tour. You
- 12:16Speaker 3: know this is the last time you'll ever imagine that.
- 12:19Speaker 3: Imagine you've lived in or Brussels or Bologna where all
- 12:23Speaker 3: these places they are going to for Europe. You live
- 12:25Speaker 3: their entire life. You've seen John Cenen maybe five times
- 12:29Speaker 3: because he's come to your area or a different count Yeah,
- 12:32Speaker 3: if that and find now the last memory you're gonna
- 12:34Speaker 3: have of you of him? Is you going fuck you?
- 12:40Speaker 2: Literally? Or you're that kid and you're so excited.
- 12:43Speaker 4: You've been such a fan of John Cena, You've watched everything,
- 12:45Speaker 4: and then you hear thousands and thousands of people tell
- 12:49Speaker 4: you to go fuck himself.
- 12:50Speaker 3: So that kid needs to become That kid needs to
- 12:52Speaker 3: become the next gun there and in twenty years he
- 12:54Speaker 3: needs to do with Kevin Owens and he gets Steve
- 12:56Speaker 3: Austin to come out of retirement. He's good, Johnsy come
- 12:58Speaker 3: out of retirement and then we could play uh that
- 13:00Speaker 3: song from rus.
- 13:03Speaker 2: Yeah, just create song. Hell while.
- 13:13Speaker 3: The girl'll be like one last braath girl or or
- 13:21Speaker 3: just or you know what's gonna do it just because
- 13:22Speaker 3: they're gonna have that photo. It's gonna be a fucking meme.
- 13:25Speaker 3: Now that kid looking like, huh, they're gonna they're gonna
- 13:27Speaker 3: have it in twenty years will be nickelback photograph.
- 13:29Speaker 2: Look good to this photograph. Everybody's telling Johnson the fuck
- 13:34Speaker 2: himself every time I look a maximum laugh dude.
- 13:41Speaker 4: Yeah, crazy times, crazy times and uh yeah. And of
- 13:46Speaker 4: course the segment ends with Cody coming out and telling
- 13:50Speaker 4: Johnson to himself.
- 13:51Speaker 3: And it's that was the problem I had with that.
- 13:53Speaker 3: That was the one that I had problem with that
- 13:55Speaker 3: is that this guy beats the ship out of you.
- 14:01Speaker 3: Not just beat this ship out of you, kicked you
- 14:03Speaker 3: in the dick. Travis Scott gave you a black guy.
- 14:07Speaker 3: But this dude also took your father's rolex, which they
- 14:10Speaker 3: love to point out that is the roles that Cody's
- 14:13Speaker 3: father And it's like he punched you in the face
- 14:18Speaker 3: with it like brass knucks and you come out and
- 14:23Speaker 3: you do the whole. I thought I would be fighting
- 14:27Speaker 3: the John Cena on. Know who this John Cena is.
- 14:29Speaker 3: He's just a whiny bitch always said bitch and leave.
- 14:32Speaker 3: It's like this guy literally like all the promise he
- 14:35Speaker 3: was doing up to this, it's like I'm gonna find
- 14:37Speaker 3: you and I'm going to kill you, and it was
- 14:40Speaker 3: just you're a bitch. Leave And it's like and I
- 14:44Speaker 3: get it, Like this is all they're gonna be doing,
- 14:45Speaker 3: because again they need to keep the two of them
- 14:47Speaker 3: in fucking bubble wrap because like it's Lily a main
- 14:52Speaker 3: event where it's like, if one of them goes down,
- 14:53Speaker 3: it's like, uh, on a scale of one to ten, y'all.
- 14:56Speaker 4: Fuck, they have don't really And I don't know how
- 15:02Speaker 4: common it is that they like really have something in
- 15:03Speaker 4: the back. Like I saw a clip of something like
- 15:07Speaker 4: it was AJ versus gun through for the world title,
- 15:10Speaker 4: and people are speculating that they're like testing the waters
- 15:13Speaker 4: because Jay is not getting good reception and then like
- 15:17Speaker 4: if you don't want to see Jay us in the
- 15:19Speaker 4: main event, then what'd you do?
- 15:21Speaker 3: Well, he's not going to be in the main event.
- 15:22Speaker 3: It's going to I guarantee you open the show because
- 15:25Speaker 3: I bet.
- 15:26Speaker 2: You or I bet you a night one night to
- 15:28Speaker 2: situation where they probably.
- 15:30Speaker 3: Open Night one that would suck well, well, because I
- 15:34Speaker 3: guarantee it is. The main events could be Cody seen
- 15:36Speaker 3: nights will be seen at Cody and Night one will
- 15:38Speaker 3: be the triple threat between Roman Punk and Rollins, which
- 15:40Speaker 3: they just announced littally I think yesterday, which.
- 15:42Speaker 2: We saw coming. Which yeah, but like say they build,
- 15:46Speaker 2: they've been building it well.
- 15:47Speaker 3: So it was easy just well yeah. And that's the
- 15:48Speaker 3: thing too, is like they have said, okay, perfect example,
- 15:51Speaker 3: okay of and I here here's how you Okay, here's
- 15:56Speaker 3: the perfect here's how you know it's can be the
- 16:00Speaker 3: main event because every person is going, I'm gonna beat
- 16:04Speaker 3: you in the main event russell Mania. It's like everyone's
- 16:06Speaker 3: saying their match is the main event, but yet, what's
- 16:09Speaker 3: the one match that the fucking promotion? The commercials are
- 16:13Speaker 3: like the main event seeing a Cody, Like yeah what
- 16:17Speaker 3: and like here's the perfect example? Was it?
- 16:19Speaker 2: Uh?
- 16:20Speaker 3: This is forty one now? Yeah. So two years ago
- 16:24Speaker 3: Ria and Charlotte Ria won the Rumble, Charlotte was a champion.
- 16:30Speaker 3: Hypothetically that should have been the main event. When the
- 16:34Speaker 3: match happened, that should have been the main event. But
- 16:39Speaker 3: why wasn't it? Because the tag match is the main event?
- 16:41Speaker 3: Because it was the better story. Now, it was a
- 16:43Speaker 3: great match, but it was the story. It was the
- 16:46Speaker 3: better story. It's like, yeah, you can't like it's like, like,
- 16:49Speaker 3: I'm not trying to like make it.
- 16:50Speaker 2: The two main titles across the shows.
- 16:53Speaker 4: You'd think that they at least try to make it
- 16:55Speaker 4: feel more like a rain title.
- 16:58Speaker 2: Well in then it's usually a good spot, but still
- 17:01Speaker 2: it's gonna be. Well.
- 17:02Speaker 3: The problem with like the gun through j thing is
- 17:04Speaker 3: that literally, like it's been like what now three weeks
- 17:07Speaker 3: straight where it's like Jay Usso wins, Gunther comes out,
- 17:09Speaker 3: puts a sleep on him, and Jay either gets out
- 17:11Speaker 3: or does not. That's literally all.
- 17:13Speaker 2: They done last year.
- 17:15Speaker 3: No, dude, you want to build have have Gun Through
- 17:18Speaker 3: just murder people Jake cares about, like, oh Jimmy dead, Oh,
- 17:21Speaker 3: uh America or fucking American Alpha, whatever the fuck they're called,
- 17:26Speaker 3: uh TEA, whatever the fuck his friends are America. Yeah,
- 17:29Speaker 3: Team America will police murder. He kills the puppets, all
- 17:33Speaker 3: of them. He finds Matt Damon, kills them all. He
- 17:38Speaker 3: goes to the Film Actors Guild. If you know that joke,
- 17:40Speaker 3: you get it. He murders everyone too.
- 17:44Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just chicky I mean you could what would
- 17:47Speaker 2: have been cool. I don't even know.
- 17:49Speaker 4: If he's healthy enough to do it. Just have Rakishi
- 17:51Speaker 4: come out and have gun they're just taken, or.
- 17:54Speaker 3: Just or just just have the threat, or just do
- 17:56Speaker 3: a backstage where it's like he thrins have hit him
- 17:58Speaker 3: me like in the rain, Jimmy Jay says today. And
- 18:01Speaker 3: then you go to the back and obviously Rakugi has
- 18:05Speaker 3: ketchup on his forehead, but like yeah, he's oh God,
- 18:08Speaker 3: so just build it. It's not even Heinz ketchup.
- 18:14Speaker 2: It's oh, why.
- 18:17Speaker 3: Would you say that name? Thank you? I thought that's
- 18:21Speaker 3: why I.
- 18:25Speaker 4: But no, man, it's not been the best build. And
- 18:28Speaker 4: like you can't compare the two builds at all. Obviously
- 18:31Speaker 4: they have one huge heel turn.
- 18:32Speaker 3: And well and that's the benefit. That's the thing. That's
- 18:35Speaker 3: the nice thing. Now here's the one thing that sucks
- 18:37Speaker 3: about it. There's positive and negative. The one thing that's
- 18:41Speaker 3: nice about it is like other than like the obvious
- 18:45Speaker 3: main event, well like last year, you knew exactly what
- 18:47Speaker 3: the main event was, like, oh wait, the Rock has
- 18:48Speaker 3: a match, Okay, well that's nine one and then night too.
- 18:51Speaker 3: Waltz obvious gonna title you like they made it No.
- 18:54Speaker 3: One right away. These are those hosey matches, but like
- 18:55Speaker 3: other years now you sometimes don't know. And that's nice
- 19:00Speaker 3: the box because essentially it's like, yeah, you you have
- 19:01Speaker 3: a you have two chances to get the main event
- 19:04Speaker 3: now every year. But at the same time, it's like,
- 19:09Speaker 3: I mean, do you because to me, here's the thing
- 19:12Speaker 3: right now, it should not It's like, as you said,
- 19:14Speaker 3: it should not main event the show. But the problem is,
- 19:17Speaker 3: doesn't that kind of like hurt the title because it's
- 19:21Speaker 3: supposed to be her world title. They're like, hey, if
- 19:23Speaker 3: you win this big Battle Royal, you get to challenge
- 19:26Speaker 3: for it at our biggest show of the year.
- 19:29Speaker 1: Yay.
- 19:29Speaker 3: And it's like okay, yeah, but yeah, but you don't
- 19:31Speaker 3: get the main event, which is what which is what
- 19:33Speaker 3: they go the main event of rustled me because okay, right,
- 19:36Speaker 3: for example, Charlotte, she's not main inventing and she won
- 19:38Speaker 3: the women's she's not main eventing either night.
- 19:41Speaker 2: I mean, that's the thing. You can't you have to
- 19:42Speaker 2: brother mostly both can't make him in anyway. But that's
- 19:46Speaker 2: a good points.
- 19:47Speaker 3: Yeah, neither were a rumble winners made eventing this year.
- 19:51Speaker 3: That's lovely.
- 19:52Speaker 4: And then it looks like this year they put more
- 19:55Speaker 4: more importance on the elimination chamber win, which is kind
- 19:58Speaker 4: of easier, but it's less competition, and it's you know,
- 20:03Speaker 4: obviously I had to qualify for it, but like, my
- 20:05Speaker 4: thing is like they could do a couple of things
- 20:07Speaker 4: to save that.
- 20:08Speaker 2: They could put a stipulation on it.
- 20:11Speaker 4: They could make it like an iron Man match or
- 20:13Speaker 4: a submission match, and I quit match, you know, And
- 20:15Speaker 4: then it's like Jimmy's just not going to quit no
- 20:17Speaker 4: matter how many times he gets his tits chopped off,
- 20:19Speaker 4: no matter how how many sleeper holes counter has on,
- 20:23Speaker 4: no matter how many power bombs he takes. You know,
- 20:26Speaker 4: that would be a cool story for me, you know,
- 20:28Speaker 4: because that just speaks to Jimmy's character and how important
- 20:31Speaker 4: this shot means to him, you.
- 20:33Speaker 2: Know, because literally the only person in his.
- 20:36Speaker 4: Family other than Roman, well other than Roman reigns, but
- 20:39Speaker 4: his direct family. You know, I don't think Rakishi's ever
- 20:43Speaker 4: held the world title. Obviously, he's held in a continental championships.
- 20:47Speaker 4: Jimmy obviously hasn't, you know. I don't know how directly
- 20:51Speaker 4: related they are at Yoko Zuno, but like this family
- 20:54Speaker 4: hasn't held a lot of gold, so like for him
- 20:56Speaker 4: to win, especially for his direct family is close family,
- 21:00Speaker 4: Like that's a huge thing. So like him to win
- 21:03Speaker 4: the World Rumble and get this shot, it means a lot.
- 21:06Speaker 4: So like an I quit match would be super dope,
- 21:08Speaker 4: right because then they could just go a little balls
- 21:12Speaker 4: to the wall with it and it'd be more exciting
- 21:13Speaker 4: for people.
- 21:14Speaker 2: Definitely an improvement.
- 21:15Speaker 4: Over the brother versus brother match from last year.
- 21:22Speaker 3: Yeah, which they well they both admit it. They just did.
- 21:26Speaker 3: It just did not. It just did not work out,
- 21:30Speaker 3: which that happens, you know what I mean, Like how
- 21:32Speaker 3: many There's been a lot of duds at Menia, but
- 21:35Speaker 3: like every every every match can still the show. There
- 21:40Speaker 3: has to be one. It spread in the other. But
- 21:41Speaker 3: like it was just it was also I think it
- 21:42Speaker 3: was just also like with how good the last couple
- 21:44Speaker 3: of years I've been and how good last years was,
- 21:46Speaker 3: it was just like, I.
- 21:48Speaker 2: Mean, it's shaping up to be a really great show.
- 21:50Speaker 4: There's still some things that haven't really come to fruition,
- 21:52Speaker 4: like the tag belt scene or who what's going on
- 21:57Speaker 4: with the IC title. Well, I guess it's been working well,
- 22:01Speaker 4: I mean and it's still kind of murky. Who's gonna
- 22:03Speaker 4: end up with?
- 22:04Speaker 5: Well?
- 22:04Speaker 3: And that's the problem. That's it's a good problem that have,
- 22:07Speaker 3: it's also a negative problem. It's like you sometimes just
- 22:10Speaker 3: want to think where not every main thing can be
- 22:11Speaker 3: seen at code, which is like one on one, but
- 22:14Speaker 3: you want sometimes where it's just like I just want
- 22:17Speaker 3: I want a good story between two dudes are gonna
- 22:19Speaker 3: come out beat the ship out each other. But because
- 22:21Speaker 3: of how many people have, how talented most of them are,
- 22:24Speaker 3: how many things are going, it's just gonna be like,
- 22:26Speaker 3: all right, we're gonna have Multiman Intercontinental, Multiman tag, There'll
- 22:30Speaker 3: be a ladder one is there somewhere you know that's.
- 22:33Speaker 2: Happening, dude, you know like the IC titles getting the
- 22:36Speaker 2: Ladder or something.
- 22:37Speaker 3: I mean that probably makes Yeah, it probably makes sense
- 22:39Speaker 3: to do a ladder with that one, But just like
- 22:41Speaker 3: like what about the State's one and then you got
- 22:44Speaker 3: and then like don't like, are the are the fucking
- 22:46Speaker 3: secondary women's styles gonna do anything? Probably not, and.
- 22:49Speaker 2: Just like yeah they're I don't know, it's gonna be weird.
- 22:52Speaker 4: It's gonna be weird. I feel like every match besides
- 22:55Speaker 4: the triple threat is gonna be a title match or
- 22:58Speaker 4: that and the Danian pre dreamach entire match.
- 23:00Speaker 3: You got that, or and this is the one and
- 23:03Speaker 3: this is not thing. Want to go about the whole
- 23:04Speaker 3: pros and cons of the two nights, and like everyone
- 23:05Speaker 3: gets a chance. The con though, is other than the
- 23:10Speaker 3: obvious one, the obvious night too, things like if you're
- 23:13Speaker 3: only going one night, you don't know what's showing up, right,
- 23:17Speaker 3: because that's the one people who can play. The last
- 23:19Speaker 3: couple years, they and this is where they're smart though, too,
- 23:21Speaker 3: they don't announce that ship. I like the last couple years.
- 23:23Speaker 3: They don't announce like here's night one, here's night two,
- 23:26Speaker 3: like the Wednesday Thursday before. Yeah, but again it's like
- 23:32Speaker 3: because again, okay, I managine years ago for example, let's
- 23:34Speaker 3: say years ago Dallas, Texas Wrestamata thirty eight. You can
- 23:39Speaker 3: only afford to go again. That's just some people can't
- 23:42Speaker 3: do both nights. I can't do either night. You uh,
- 23:49Speaker 3: you get your night, You get your ticket for night
- 23:51Speaker 3: two of WrestleMania thirty eight. Okay, you're all excited. And
- 23:56Speaker 3: then of course lately not two, they go, oh, hey,
- 23:59Speaker 3: Austin is gonna be there and you're like, fuck Austin.
- 24:04Speaker 3: I pretty much say it without saying that he's having
- 24:06Speaker 3: a match, Like, holy shit, Steve Auston's gonna come out
- 24:08Speaker 3: of retirement. Gee, I wonder what night will be on?
- 24:11Speaker 3: And then they go night. I think they literally announced
- 24:13Speaker 3: it Friday, like night one, Steve Austin will be on
- 24:16Speaker 3: the KO Show. And it's like, imagine you like next
- 24:17Speaker 3: to the motherfucker. Now he's social about both nights, but
- 24:20Speaker 3: it's like, no, like you want to be there for
- 24:21Speaker 3: the match, which I mean it was just two guys
- 24:24Speaker 3: and shorts and T shirts being the ship out of each
- 24:26Speaker 3: other with chick T shirts. Yeah, and a four wheeler.
- 24:29Speaker 3: But like but at the same time, it's like that's
- 24:34Speaker 3: the one thing that sucks about which is like it's
- 24:36Speaker 3: like like, yeah, is there a benefit of going to
- 24:37Speaker 3: both nineteen but with what they're charging? Okay, perfect example.
- 24:41Speaker 3: Did you hear about the Sorry did you hear about
- 24:48Speaker 3: the John Cena dinner?
- 24:52Speaker 2: I did? All that shit is so weird now.
- 24:56Speaker 6: So John Cena does his promos saying fuck you, but
- 25:00Speaker 6: and I hate you for in Vegas the week of
- 25:04Speaker 6: WrestleMania for let me, I want to get this number right,
- 25:07Speaker 6: twenty five thousand dollars a person.
- 25:10Speaker 3: You'll get to have a as they say, a special
- 25:13Speaker 3: intimate meal with John Cena intimate for twenty five thousand dollars.
- 25:20Speaker 3: Or did you hear here's another? Okay? Here, and here's
- 25:23Speaker 3: the okay, now here's the thing. I get it. Tko
- 25:28Speaker 3: stocks money and she's like the promise and they also
- 25:31Speaker 3: looks like like, no, eventually the train's gonna go off
- 25:32Speaker 3: the rails and shit. But did you hear what some
- 25:38Speaker 3: of these Hall of Fame tickets are going for? Oh no,
- 25:42Speaker 3: So I want to make sure I get this right.
- 25:47Speaker 3: So there is a special ceremony package. Okay. With this
- 25:51Speaker 3: package you'll be able to meet Lex Luger, Michelle McCool
- 25:55Speaker 3: and one Paul Levec triple h wow. Yes, so I'm
- 26:04Speaker 3: trying to find the exact number. But here okay. So
- 26:09Speaker 3: for this package, okay, you obviously get photo ops. And
- 26:13Speaker 3: here's the thing. Now, like if you look at a
- 26:15Speaker 3: photo ops or like walk up, hey, how you doing
- 26:17Speaker 3: photo get the fuck out kind of thing?
- 26:19Speaker 2: The point? Yeah, I got pointed eighty. Oh my god, dude.
- 26:30Speaker 3: Can I make a suggestion to you, O G patron,
- 26:33Speaker 3: you have a couple even decent amount of cons that
- 26:35Speaker 3: come to your area. I have these amount of comes
- 26:36Speaker 3: to come Chicago. Just go visit lex Luga there and
- 26:39Speaker 3: pay twenty bucks to get a photo them.
- 26:43Speaker 2: Hey, Lex, help you can.
- 26:45Speaker 3: Again, or you know you could do too if you
- 26:47Speaker 3: want to meet Triple Ah. If you're there in Vegas.
- 26:50Speaker 3: I'm sure at some point he's gonna be walking around somewhere,
- 26:53Speaker 3: you know what I mean. And it's just like.
- 26:57Speaker 2: Hiding.
- 26:57Speaker 5: Get some bushes well and then, and that's what people
- 27:00Speaker 5: complain about.
- 27:01Speaker 3: It's like like and this is the this is the
- 27:04Speaker 3: criticism I get with some friends of mine that always
- 27:06Speaker 3: go like, isn't Disney super expensive? To which I say,
- 27:10Speaker 3: naming a vacation that isn't expensive. People can criticize like
- 27:16Speaker 3: how Netflix keeps raising their prices, Disney keeps raising its prices,
- 27:21Speaker 3: the WWE keeps raising its prices, and people are like,
- 27:25Speaker 3: people can't afford to go to this, Yeah, that's the problem.
- 27:28Speaker 2: Though.
- 27:28Speaker 3: People are finding a way to go to this, and
- 27:31Speaker 3: they are going stupidly, and it sucks for the majority
- 27:35Speaker 3: of us because we can't I mean, I can't afford
- 27:36Speaker 3: to go to wrestle meeting and it's fucking insane. But
- 27:39Speaker 3: like at the same time, it's some people find a
- 27:41Speaker 3: way to go and they buy tickets for the shit.
- 27:44Speaker 3: It's like, oh, yeah, you want to you want to charge?
- 27:47Speaker 3: What the fuck was it?
- 27:48Speaker 2: Uh?
- 27:48Speaker 3: You know, I think it was, like, what was it?
- 27:50Speaker 3: I read a thing where, yeah, some person on social
- 27:52Speaker 3: media and she complained about the prices. She literally said,
- 27:54Speaker 3: I went to Yeah, she said, I went to the
- 27:57Speaker 3: Royal Rumble in Indianapolis. She goes, Don't get me wrong,
- 28:01Speaker 3: it was expensive, but we saved up for it. It
- 28:04Speaker 3: was a bunch of us and we got like and
- 28:07Speaker 3: they said that we got like floor seats but not
- 28:09Speaker 3: close to the rain. A couple of hundred bucks a ticket. Oh, like,
- 28:13Speaker 3: oh cool. This girl says, for backlash, it's gonna be
- 28:18Speaker 3: in a regular arena eight what fifteen thousand people? Saint
- 28:22Speaker 3: Louis The fuck are you guys doing? Cats? Sorry, my
- 28:26Speaker 3: cats are fighting all of a sudden, fifteen thousand people
- 28:30Speaker 3: for like she says, like, Noah's please and shit like that.
- 28:32Speaker 3: It's like three hundred dollars. It's fucking backlash.
- 28:38Speaker 4: Like what which By the way, I don't know where
- 28:42Speaker 4: she bought those tickets. Those four seats were not going
- 28:45Speaker 4: for a couple hundred seas.
- 28:47Speaker 3: It's like it's like we're the Yeah. So it's like
- 28:49Speaker 3: when she might she could have been bitching, like making
- 28:51Speaker 3: up bullshit, but yeah, like that that. I don't know
- 28:54Speaker 3: of a couple of hundred for flour seats on it's
- 28:56Speaker 3: usually a couple of thousand.
- 28:57Speaker 4: It was a couple hundred for nosebleeds the World War
- 29:00Speaker 4: I remember looking at.
- 29:01Speaker 3: It, so really what Yeah, let's look at it. So
- 29:05Speaker 3: for a two day combo WrestleMania. Let's see what are
- 29:09Speaker 3: we going for right now? So according to Ticketmaster, which
- 29:12Speaker 3: and and again also came my the fees and shit,
- 29:15Speaker 3: like again, I know we talk about this before in
- 29:17Speaker 3: the packast. What are you processing? You already have the ticket.
- 29:25Speaker 3: So the cheapest ticket right now is five hundred dollars
- 29:30Speaker 3: for Section three seventeen, which is not the top of
- 29:35Speaker 3: the stadium, but it's like it's close to the top
- 29:37Speaker 3: of the stadium. And that's not that's that's for both unds.
- 29:40Speaker 3: So you have to pay. So you have to pay,
- 29:42Speaker 3: uh so I mean for one thousand ticket for a
- 29:47Speaker 3: thousand dollars, you get both nights for by the way,
- 29:49Speaker 3: I've been at arena or stadium. But depending on how
- 29:53Speaker 3: they do this stage, I don't see you read, and
- 29:55Speaker 3: they don't put like a giant fucking scaffolding ship and
- 29:57Speaker 3: all that, which is it's in a fucking dome and
- 29:59Speaker 3: then put that stuff up. You should be able to
- 30:01Speaker 3: see everything. But again, it's a twenty by twenty foot
- 30:03Speaker 3: right nowt a you know, one hundred yard football field anyway,
- 30:09Speaker 3: but it's just like what are you, Like, why are
- 30:10Speaker 3: you guys charging so much money for these? It's like
- 30:13Speaker 3: it's like because people keep paying for them, Yeah.
- 30:16Speaker 5: Because they can well, like I'm flying demand, you know,
- 30:21Speaker 5: like yeah, I.
- 30:22Speaker 3: Won't say what, but like Kaitlyn and I we went
- 30:24Speaker 3: to the show in Berlin in August, just by circus
- 30:28Speaker 3: and we just have to be in Germany because for
- 30:31Speaker 3: her work, and she literally we literally sat there and
- 30:35Speaker 3: I'm like thinking of myself and like at the time,
- 30:38Speaker 3: before these current prices, I'm like, I can, like we
- 30:40Speaker 3: can go to fucking wrestle mini with this Shiit like
- 30:42Speaker 3: what the fuck? But I'm like she goes, yeah, but
- 30:44Speaker 3: you ever gonna do a w show in Europe? I'm
- 30:46Speaker 3: like probably not.
- 30:47Speaker 4: Click, Yeah, I mean especially for shows like that, like
- 30:52Speaker 4: where it's like once a year.
- 30:55Speaker 3: If that right?
- 30:56Speaker 2: Definitely couch people.
- 30:58Speaker 3: So let's see what is the most expensive ticket for Ussels.
- 31:05Speaker 2: Let me guess ten k?
- 31:08Speaker 3: All right, so this is not even first row. This
- 31:12Speaker 3: is section F four, so it's not even ways at
- 31:15Speaker 3: the floor. Hold on, let me find it. So it
- 31:18Speaker 3: is the floor. Okay, it is the main center floor. Okay,
- 31:25Speaker 3: fourth row. Would you like to guess what one one
- 31:33Speaker 3: two night ticket will cost you ten k fifteen thousand
- 31:40Speaker 3: dollars Jesus Christ. Oh you ready for this? That's not
- 31:44Speaker 3: even a resale. Oh that doesn't include fees. So you're
- 31:50Speaker 3: paying thirty grand because you gotta get you gotta get
- 31:51Speaker 3: another one to go with somebody. Thirty thirty thousand.
- 31:56Speaker 2: That's somebody's fucking salary. Dude.
- 32:00Speaker 5: It's a fun that's a fucking that's that's that's that's
- 32:04Speaker 5: new windows on the house.
- 32:06Speaker 3: That's a fucking car. Oh my god, Like what, don't
- 32:13Speaker 3: get me wrong. I've been fortunate. I've got to go
- 32:15Speaker 3: to wrestling. I got to go to their last arena, WrestleMania.
- 32:18Speaker 3: God do I wish to go back to the rings.
- 32:20Speaker 3: And I get why they don't, but like I just
- 32:22Speaker 3: remember those tickets. I don't know the exact amount, but
- 32:25Speaker 3: I just remember like when my dad, my dad bought
- 32:28Speaker 3: my ticket, and I'm very grateful, thank you. That's like,
- 32:30Speaker 3: like I call it like the best Christmas Birthday gift.
- 32:34Speaker 3: Like literally I told my I literally told my dad
- 32:36Speaker 3: like like, hey, man, five years the old guy that
- 32:38Speaker 3: gave me ship. He goes, remember that, kid, and like
- 32:44Speaker 3: he hands me like a lot of cash to like
- 32:45Speaker 3: give my mom because she bought the tickets like with
- 32:47Speaker 3: her contact and ship. And I'm like and I'm looking
- 32:50Speaker 3: at him like the fuck and he goes, yeah, it's
- 32:53Speaker 3: it's funny. He goes, Kid, I don't know wrestling, but
- 32:55Speaker 3: it's fucking WrestleMania. Of course it's expensive and there, and
- 32:58Speaker 3: I just remember looking at other years because I mean,
- 33:02Speaker 3: you and I used to joke about me we'll go
- 33:04Speaker 3: one year and now like obviously then we didn't have money.
- 33:08Speaker 3: We don't have much more money now. But I'm just
- 33:09Speaker 3: like looking at these tickets, I'm like why why, like
- 33:13Speaker 3: why why is it fifteen thousand dollars? I mean sure, yeah,
- 33:16Speaker 3: with those seats, I get a chair, yay? Would you
- 33:20Speaker 3: do you think it's do you think a chair it's
- 33:22Speaker 3: worth two thousand dollars? No, No one's gonnapply for two
- 33:25Speaker 3: you'd be looking to get two hundred bucks for that.
- 33:27Speaker 3: You can buy those chairs on eBay for a couple
- 33:29Speaker 3: hundred bucks. Obviously, the bigger the event or the significance
- 33:31Speaker 3: of it, it'll go for more. But like, like, I
- 33:33Speaker 3: wonder my goldbird chair goes for no. God, I like
- 33:36Speaker 3: the fact I still have this fucking thing. It is comfy, though,
- 33:39Speaker 3: but like it's it's just it's just hilarious, just like
- 33:44Speaker 3: where and again you and I can bitch because we
- 33:48Speaker 3: can't do it. But it's funny that some people will
- 33:49Speaker 3: bitch about it. But then those will be the first
- 33:51Speaker 3: people that they'll be like, I can make it work.
- 33:56Speaker 2: Yeah you know what?
- 33:57Speaker 4: Yeah, second, you know, just we's just Wet's just I
- 34:00Speaker 4: don't need both my kidneys. I just don't need both.
- 34:07Speaker 3: What's what's his fucking name?
- 34:10Speaker 2: Oh?
- 34:10Speaker 3: Hold on, I gotta look it up. What's his fame? Uh? Yeah?
- 34:16Speaker 3: You know what Tom Selleck said of reverse mortgage works
- 34:20Speaker 3: mortgage get her a verse mortgage also going to WrestleMania.
- 34:25Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's just it's just mind boggling that,
- 34:30Speaker 3: like that's the place we're in right now. And again
- 34:34Speaker 3: it's just that's just the nature of the beasts. And
- 34:36Speaker 3: I mean, we can get out, I do. I know
- 34:37Speaker 3: we're running a little b la here. We can get
- 34:38Speaker 3: out of here in a second. But like, and that's
- 34:40Speaker 3: actually kind of what I want toybe do with you
- 34:41Speaker 3: is like me will do like a bet like top
- 34:43Speaker 3: five Wars, Best Wrestling and all that ship, because I
- 34:45Speaker 3: feel like that ship can be fun. But at the
- 34:48Speaker 3: same time, it's like you you like, I get like
- 34:51Speaker 3: striking on the irons hot, but it's like, what's gonna
- 34:53Speaker 3: have when the iron gets called? Not that I don't
- 34:55Speaker 3: think the program is gonna get like I mean, the
- 34:57Speaker 3: program is not like, oh my god, this is the
- 34:59Speaker 3: best rust we've had years. It's just like, I mean,
- 35:01Speaker 3: some stuff's good. Some stuff it's like, all right, move
- 35:02Speaker 3: on the next one. But at the same time, it's
- 35:05Speaker 3: also just like all right, you guys, like you know
- 35:07Speaker 3: what's gonna and this is way hey, this is what's
- 35:08Speaker 3: gonna happen. They're gonna have to start discounting tickets because
- 35:12Speaker 3: people are not gonna go because they're gonna outprice themselves
- 35:15Speaker 3: and then people are gonna go well, due to shortage
- 35:19Speaker 3: and ticket sales, we have to cut people. And it's like, no,
- 35:22Speaker 3: you didn't have to do that. You just had to be,
- 35:25Speaker 3: you know, greedy and be like, oh, we can get
- 35:27Speaker 3: these we can get that money. I'm just like, because
- 35:29Speaker 3: that's the problem though, It's like, and again, they might
- 35:31Speaker 3: as well fucking trademark the same. This is the largest
- 35:34Speaker 3: gate in the history of the WWE. That following that
- 35:38Speaker 3: Friday months back down, this is now the largest gate
- 35:41Speaker 3: in the history of the w W because I forget, like,
- 35:43Speaker 3: We're at the Berlin show and they announced that, and
- 35:46Speaker 3: my beautiful wife looks at me and she goes, holy shit,
- 35:49Speaker 3: the largest gate ever, and at which I looked at
- 35:51Speaker 3: and I go, yeah, it's really nice, isn't it sad?
- 35:54Speaker 3: It's only gonna be We're gonna have for two weeks.
- 35:56Speaker 3: She's like why. I'm like, they said that like every
- 35:59Speaker 3: fucking week.
- 36:01Speaker 4: Yeah, it was ever since Triple Lights really took over,
- 36:03Speaker 4: it's been every single.
- 36:05Speaker 3: Largest good in the history.
- 36:11Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's crazy. You know what else was crazy?
- 36:13Speaker 2: Before we get out of here, talked.
- 36:16Speaker 4: About w W re a lot the competition is doing
- 36:20Speaker 4: some crazy ship as well.
- 36:26Speaker 3: This I saw this, I saw.
- 36:28Speaker 2: A little too extreme. Basically, uh.
- 36:32Speaker 4: World title match, right, which I found out later not
- 36:35Speaker 4: even the main event of the show. They didn't even
- 36:39Speaker 4: close the show, didn't even finish the match. Really No,
- 36:44Speaker 4: basically Cope formally Edge and John Moxley.
- 36:49Speaker 5: Formally I'm sorry.
- 36:52Speaker 4: Yeah, basically this has never really been done. And like
- 36:58Speaker 4: Cope has this little two by four that he's spray
- 37:01Speaker 4: painted black to be edging and.
- 37:04Speaker 2: Nail bunch of nails through Edgy get it.
- 37:08Speaker 4: Yeah fuck it didn't even mean to do that, And
- 37:12Speaker 4: he's basically hammered a bunch of nails through that, And
- 37:15Speaker 4: like crazy spectacle weapons and shit like this, you don't
- 37:20Speaker 4: ever use them.
- 37:21Speaker 2: You don't ever see him doing crazy shit with him,
- 37:24Speaker 2: Barbara Bats.
- 37:24Speaker 4: Sure you might see somebody get hit with it, or.
- 37:28Speaker 3: Like they're usually gimmicked in some sort.
- 37:31Speaker 4: Of fashion game, Mackeder in the way they cut all
- 37:33Speaker 4: the barbs off, you know, rub it against somebody's face.
- 37:36Speaker 4: Oh and then they gig themselves under the fucking ring,
- 37:39Speaker 4: making little bleed and shit. But like, this is the
- 37:43Speaker 4: first time I think I've ever seen anybody do a
- 37:47Speaker 4: fucking souplex under like basically a bed of nails shooting
- 37:51Speaker 4: out at different angles.
- 37:53Speaker 2: And like it was grizzly as fuck. It got stuck
- 37:56Speaker 2: in his back. People couldn't get it out.
- 37:58Speaker 3: They literally could not get You could literally if you
- 38:00Speaker 3: if you watch closely, you can. I'm trying to pull
- 38:03Speaker 3: it out, and they're like panicking, they can't get it.
- 38:05Speaker 4: Out, and I'm like, oh my god, because that's the
- 38:08Speaker 4: only clip you see of the whole match, right too.
- 38:10Speaker 2: Or anything, And I'm like, oh my god, that had.
- 38:13Speaker 4: To finish the match. Come to find out, no, they
- 38:15Speaker 4: had to buy time. This other guy got put through
- 38:18Speaker 4: a table and then basically no, he didn't even win.
- 38:23Speaker 4: The guy who did the move onto the other dude
- 38:25Speaker 4: didn't even win the match. He got choked out and
- 38:26Speaker 4: passed out. So what was the point?
- 38:29Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and this was your main title and.
- 38:33Speaker 5: Event when and apparently they did this.
- 38:36Speaker 3: Allegedly by the way, they did this match because they
- 38:39Speaker 3: did the same match two weeks ago on the pay
- 38:40Speaker 3: per view No Nail thing of course, because they were
- 38:45Speaker 3: not happy with the response they got because everyone said
- 38:48Speaker 3: phenomenal show, fucking awful.
- 38:50Speaker 2: Ending, awful ending.
- 38:52Speaker 4: So then okay, if you're gonna do some crazy spot
- 38:54Speaker 4: like this and it's a weekly show. Put that in
- 38:58Speaker 4: the main event. Again, I don't care. I really don't
- 39:00Speaker 4: care about people's reception to it. It was a crazy show,
- 39:04Speaker 4: but then you had these huge extreme moments.
- 39:09Speaker 2: People bleeding all over the place.
- 39:12Speaker 4: I don't think it should have been the main event.
- 39:14Speaker 4: I think you had another world title on the line
- 39:17Speaker 4: that had a crazy fucking ending where literally the words
- 39:21Speaker 4: the end show up on the screen.
- 39:24Speaker 2: Why wasn't that the main event? You know what I mean?
- 39:27Speaker 2: Weird booking decisions. It's like it's like.
- 39:30Speaker 3: It's like, why are we still doing this night? Writer Death?
- 39:32Speaker 3: What are the fucked asshole writer shit? I don't know,
- 39:36Speaker 3: it's a shitty fucking name, but like, why are we
- 39:38Speaker 3: still doing this stuff?
- 39:39Speaker 5: Because it's no one cares, Like literally nobody cares. Because
- 39:44Speaker 5: I literally a hundred I have one hundred.
- 39:45Speaker 3: Percent certain they did this strong thinking Shamie Ban is
- 39:47Speaker 3: gonna come in, but pretty much that's been legitimately confirmed
- 39:50Speaker 3: capuch that he's not working with them, And it's just
- 39:53Speaker 3: like like there was because like when every week they're like,
- 39:57Speaker 3: this is not your company anymore, and it's like, gee,
- 40:00Speaker 3: they've posted pictures of this guy, Shane McMahon. I wonder
- 40:03Speaker 3: if he's coming in, and then they come to find
- 40:05Speaker 3: out actually, no, he's he's actually not coming in.
- 40:08Speaker 4: It's like maybe that would have been better, but again,
- 40:12Speaker 4: I don't. I think it was mishandled. This whole thing
- 40:15Speaker 4: was kind of mishandled the run. But again, this that
- 40:20Speaker 4: doesn't justify doing some crazy stupid ship because like, think
- 40:23Speaker 4: about it, like, these nails are not short, They're not
- 40:25Speaker 4: like fucking dry wall screws. They're long ass fucking nails.
- 40:29Speaker 4: I don't know if they've been painted to look like this,
- 40:31Speaker 4: but they look like they're fucking rusty as fuck, and
- 40:35Speaker 4: you're literally tossing somebody's spine first onto them. So like
- 40:40Speaker 4: a bunch of shit could have gone wrong, you know
- 40:42Speaker 4: what I mean.
- 40:43Speaker 2: But again, well.
- 40:44Speaker 3: Fucking Adam Cope, fucking Cope could have let on that
- 40:47Speaker 3: ship ron dude.
- 40:48Speaker 2: Yeah, or you know who could have fucking.
- 40:52Speaker 4: Gone into his vertebrae, into his fucking spine and then
- 40:56Speaker 4: what he's paralyzed or you know, literally like you know,
- 41:02Speaker 4: shifted his spine.
- 41:03Speaker 2: It's weird.
- 41:04Speaker 4: It's a weird spot and I don't think it really
- 41:07Speaker 4: added to the match, especially given that you know, it
- 41:11Speaker 4: didn't end the match and he still won, like he.
- 41:15Speaker 2: Still had enough.
- 41:16Speaker 4: I heard Stevie Richards on his podcast, which, by the way,
- 41:19Speaker 4: by far the least cringey wrestling podcast that I've listened
- 41:25Speaker 4: to in a while, but basically he talked about how
- 41:29Speaker 4: like there are so many different ways you could have
- 41:32Speaker 4: made this worth it, you know what I mean, Like
- 41:34Speaker 4: I imagine this, Imagine this is the scenario. First A,
- 41:37Speaker 4: it is the main event, obviously because it's the world
- 41:40Speaker 4: title and you're gonna do some crazy shit. But imagine
- 41:43Speaker 4: like it gets stuck in his back and like they
- 41:46Speaker 4: can't get it out until people.
- 41:47Speaker 2: Rush to the ring and the match ends, right.
- 41:50Speaker 4: Because I doubt, I highly doubt that this is the
- 41:53Speaker 4: end of that story, but like basically that's how they
- 41:56Speaker 4: go off the airs, like they have to call the
- 41:58Speaker 4: match because this crazy extreme shit happen, and then it's
- 42:01Speaker 4: like worth it, you know what I mean. And then
- 42:03Speaker 4: it's like there's like some intrigues, some interest. Obviously it's
- 42:06Speaker 4: still grizzly, it's still like hard to fucking watch, and
- 42:10Speaker 4: like I'm not squeamish at all, Like I watched live
- 42:13Speaker 4: when well, I say, I'm not squeamish, but like I
- 42:16Speaker 4: I cringe super hard when like Ray Phoenix broke his
- 42:20Speaker 4: fucking arm.
- 42:22Speaker 2: Life that was rough.
- 42:23Speaker 4: I watched the Hangman versus Swerve match where he like
- 42:27Speaker 4: literally stuck a syringe in the.
- 42:28Speaker 2: Guy's mouth, you know. Fun.
- 42:31Speaker 4: Yeah, so like they're doing this extreme shit, but like
- 42:33Speaker 4: this is like this is a bit being on the
- 42:37Speaker 4: panel a bit. Well, it's like giving some worth to
- 42:40Speaker 4: it would have been a better movie.
- 42:42Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, Like the thing like what the needle as
- 42:45Speaker 3: fucked up as it was, it made sense because those
- 42:48Speaker 3: guys are literally having a blood feud for yeah, like
- 42:51Speaker 3: the year these guys started fighting, like what fucking month.
- 42:54Speaker 2: Ago, burned his fucking house down.
- 42:56Speaker 3: I mean, come on, burn his house down. And it's
- 43:00Speaker 3: just it's just been NonStop, like it was not and
- 43:02Speaker 3: like again and they and they do like a little
- 43:04Speaker 3: because of how much of a blood feod it was.
- 43:06Speaker 3: Even though it ended, they still do little subtleties like
- 43:09Speaker 3: you know, they're gonna cross paths again.
- 43:11Speaker 5: Like it's like they it's like it's like good because
- 43:14Speaker 5: it was entertaining.
- 43:15Speaker 3: It was good. Did I want to see a guy
- 43:17Speaker 3: get a fucking needle in his mouth. No, but did
- 43:20Speaker 3: it make sense? That makes sense? Did it add to
- 43:22Speaker 3: the story because it's like these guys hate each other
- 43:24Speaker 3: that much. Yeah, but like this is like, oh, I'm
- 43:25Speaker 3: gonna SUPLEXI and again. And then the worst part was
- 43:28Speaker 3: like it's as you said, it wasn't even the fucking
- 43:29Speaker 3: mean events.
- 43:30Speaker 2: It's like I wasn't even the finish of the match.
- 43:33Speaker 3: No, No, because that's that's that's the end, and that's
- 43:36Speaker 3: that's age. It's a lot of wrestling too. But it's
- 43:38Speaker 3: like guy gets a perfect example. And this was years ago.
- 43:43Speaker 3: For those who don't know, it's called the Canadian Destroyer.
- 43:45Speaker 3: It's really a pile driver, but you do a front
- 43:48Speaker 3: flip into the pile driver, so essentially it should fucking
- 43:51Speaker 3: murder somebody. There was a match I believe it was,
- 43:54Speaker 3: and I thought it was incorrect. It was Orange Cassidy
- 43:56Speaker 3: and Pentagon Penta where they were essentially just doing back
- 44:01Speaker 3: and forth Canadian Destroyers and whoever got it was like
- 44:05Speaker 3: it was like super Kick super Kick. No, it was
- 44:07Speaker 3: Canadian short Canadian Stort Cnadior Store and whoever got the
- 44:09Speaker 3: cover kicked out at like not two and a half
- 44:12Speaker 3: not two through was like one too, kickout like the
- 44:15Speaker 3: fuck no, and whoever won the match won it off
- 44:18Speaker 3: like a fucking just like, oh I got my finished.
- 44:20Speaker 3: It's like your finish is nothing compared to a fucking
- 44:23Speaker 3: pile d so just.
- 44:25Speaker 2: Like what the fucking multiple in a row?
- 44:28Speaker 3: Well, and again that's why, like the nobody said there's
- 44:30Speaker 3: no pile driver rule because the concussions for years, And
- 44:32Speaker 3: that's why when they finally let a guy do a
- 44:34Speaker 3: pile driver safely the first time in like twenty or
- 44:37Speaker 3: ten years, what happens. Everyone flips out, see him Punky
- 44:41Speaker 3: Sino pile driver ten or like twelve years ago, and
- 44:44Speaker 3: this is legit what happened. They both got fined right
- 44:48Speaker 3: because it's like no, that's a no no, like you know.
- 44:50Speaker 3: Perfect example Triple H, the now current head creative guy,
- 44:56Speaker 3: the son in law of the guy who used to
- 44:58Speaker 3: own the place, Triple H and Undertaker It's Man's most
- 45:02Speaker 3: loyal employee lss ally. Both of them did a match
- 45:06Speaker 3: where they took chair shots to the head, to which
- 45:08Speaker 3: Taker has said, Oh, yeah, we'll be fine. It's you're
- 45:10Speaker 3: you're his kid, and I'm me. Vince said, actually because
- 45:14Speaker 3: he thought that I'm finding you more.
- 45:18Speaker 2: Yes, oh my god. Yeah no.
- 45:22Speaker 4: So it's insane that the disparity between you know, WW
- 45:26Speaker 4: and AW right now just compared to like the at
- 45:29Speaker 4: least past week's shows.
- 45:30Speaker 2: Right, Like, you have.
- 45:31Speaker 4: One crazy heel turn promo where the crowd is going
- 45:36Speaker 4: fucking nuts and they're invested. Then you have on the
- 45:40Speaker 4: other end this insanely grizzly spot that doesn't get the
- 45:46Speaker 4: kind of reaction or gravity because of its placement in
- 45:50Speaker 4: the show, and it's made to feel like, oh, it's
- 45:53Speaker 4: just another spot, you know what I mean, fifteen minutes
- 45:56Speaker 4: of crowd investment in like great work built off this
- 46:03Speaker 4: story that's got all this investment, all this build up
- 46:06Speaker 4: to it, you know, all this history. Then these two
- 46:08Speaker 4: guys that are feuding for reason and doing this crazy
- 46:14Speaker 4: ship but it's not not worth it, you know what
- 46:16Speaker 4: I mean. You know, sometime it do be like that.
- 46:23Speaker 4: I'm just so shocked when I heard it wasn't the
- 46:25Speaker 4: main event. I'm like, what are you doing?
- 46:27Speaker 2: Why? Why? That's the question, Like why?
- 46:30Speaker 3: Well again, they I think they close a Tony Storm,
- 46:33Speaker 3: which she is, like she is their most consistent popular
- 46:36Speaker 3: thing right now.
- 46:36Speaker 4: But it's like, yeah, but no, it wasn't Tony Storm.
- 46:41Speaker 4: It wasn't Stantlander versus Meghan Baine, and I think they're
- 46:44Speaker 4: building towards the Tony Storm mangle.
- 46:45Speaker 3: But like, okay, but even though they're believed, that doesn't Yeah,
- 46:48Speaker 3: that shouldn't go over the actual title match exactly.
- 46:53Speaker 2: So head scratches, but at least you know she move
- 46:58Speaker 2: head scratches. No, I was gonna do.
- 47:01Speaker 4: Something about a backscratcher like Lee Johnson. Moxley's got a
- 47:05Speaker 4: new backscratcher to use, Jesus crischer.
- 47:08Speaker 2: Do you know what's better than that?
- 47:09Speaker 3: What's you know what's better than a backscratcher? No, butts
- 47:13Speaker 3: scratch but gotcher, but gotcha. At any rate, we'll get
- 47:20Speaker 3: out of here. Thank you, O G Patri coming on today.
- 47:23Speaker 3: I really appreciate it.
- 47:25Speaker 2: Uh, brother, you know I love it. Brother in Christ, Yes,
- 47:29Speaker 2: you know I love it here in the CANTEENA.
- 47:31Speaker 3: I'm aware we got some more content coming up. We
- 47:34Speaker 3: got some uh we're with obviously. I am departying here
- 47:38Speaker 3: in a couple of weeks for Europe. Why I stuff
- 47:42Speaker 3: like that. I am planning to have stuff already uploaded though, so.
- 47:45Speaker 2: When I do leave.
- 47:46Speaker 3: So there will be some content coming out, probably gonna
- 47:49Speaker 3: be very Wrestlmania centric obviously with what's coming up, and
- 47:51Speaker 3: then also probably little some Star Wars stuff with the
- 47:54Speaker 3: and Or show coming out. When I do come back
- 47:57Speaker 3: in May or sometime. Airple Mantle trying to figure that out.
- 48:01Speaker 3: We'll do a slurp review for and Or Will.
- 48:04Speaker 2: Definitely.
- 48:05Speaker 3: I don't know if you're going to do a slip
- 48:06Speaker 3: review for Dared Will. Fucking god, is it good.
- 48:11Speaker 2: I haven't seen the latest episode, but I know, oh.
- 48:14Speaker 3: My brother, my brother in Christ. It was good, brother
- 48:18Speaker 3: in arms, brother Christ all.
- 48:19Speaker 2: But yeah, it was very good.
- 48:20Speaker 3: Definitely, we do a sorp review for that when I
- 48:21Speaker 3: get back in any other things I'll do obviously i'll do.
- 48:24Speaker 3: I'll do a slurp review for my my travel up
- 48:27Speaker 3: to visit my wife again. We are doing something. We
- 48:31Speaker 3: are we are doing we are We are going only
- 48:33Speaker 3: to one place. I'm not gonna say where yet, I'll
- 48:35Speaker 3: tell you in a second. We get off the air.
- 48:37Speaker 3: A little excited for that, but yeah, no, it's got
- 48:40Speaker 3: some fun and exciting things coming up. Got some other
- 48:41Speaker 3: things I'm working on too as well, So we'll please
- 48:43Speaker 3: say two for that. As always can find us at
- 48:45Speaker 3: Chucks Cantina on your socials, Chuckscantina at gmail dot com.
- 48:50Speaker 3: And as always, how we sat off this week, here
- 48:55Speaker 3: we go. Beware of your surroundings even if you're fucked up.
- 49:05Speaker 3: Actually this this might be a this might be a
- 49:06Speaker 3: two parter or now I'm thinking about it, so in
- 49:08Speaker 3: this case, be aware of your surroundings and god forbid,
- 49:11Speaker 3: you actually hit and no'll get your tennis shot. Okay,
- 49:13Speaker 3: take care of down then