Latest / Ririro.com - Poetry / King John’s Christmas
Transcript
- 0:00Speaker 1: King John's Christmas. King John was not a good man.
- 0:06Speaker 1: He had his little ways, and sometimes no one spoke
- 0:10Speaker 1: to him for days and days and days, and men
- 0:15Speaker 1: who came across him when walking in the town gave
- 0:19Speaker 1: him a supercillious stare, or passed with noses in the
- 0:23Speaker 1: air and bad King John stood dumbly there, blushing beneath
- 0:29Speaker 1: his crown. King John was not a good man, and
- 0:34Speaker 1: no good friends had he. He stayed in every afternoon,
- 0:39Speaker 1: but no one came to tea, and round about December.
- 0:44Speaker 1: The cards upon his shelf, which wished him lots of
- 0:48Speaker 1: Christmas cheer and fortune in the coming year, were never
- 0:53Speaker 1: from his near and dear, but only from himself. King
- 0:59Speaker 1: John was not a good man, yet had his hopes
- 1:03Speaker 1: and fears. They'd given him no present now for years
- 1:08Speaker 1: and years and years. But every year at Christmas, while
- 1:13Speaker 1: minstrels stood about collecting tribute from the young for all
- 1:18Speaker 1: the songs they might have sung, he stole away upstairs
- 1:23Speaker 1: and hung a hopeful stalking out. King John was not
- 1:28Speaker 1: a good man. He lived his life aloof alone. He
- 1:33Speaker 1: thought a message out while climbing up the roof. He
- 1:38Speaker 1: wrote it down and propped it against the chimney stack
- 1:42Speaker 1: to all and sundry near and far f Christmas in particular,
- 1:51Speaker 1: and signed it not Johannes R. But very humbly Jack.
- 1:58Speaker 1: I want some crackers and I want some candy. I
- 2:02Speaker 1: think a box of chocolates would come in handy. I
- 2:06Speaker 1: don't mind oranges, I do like nuts, and I should
- 2:11Speaker 1: like a pocket knife that really cuts. And oh, Father Christmas,
- 2:16Speaker 1: if you love me at all, bring me a big
- 2:20Speaker 1: red India rubber ball. King John was not a good man.
- 2:26Speaker 1: He wrote this message out and got him to his
- 2:29Speaker 1: room again, descending by the spout, and all that night
- 2:34Speaker 1: he lay there, a prey to hopes and fears. I
- 2:39Speaker 1: think that's him a coming now, anxiety bedewed his brow.
- 2:45Speaker 1: He'll bring one present anyhow, the first I've had for years.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Forget about the crackers, and forget about the candy. I'm
- 2:56Speaker 1: sure a box of chocolates would never come in handy.
- 3:00Speaker 1: I don't like oranges, I don't want nuts, and I
- 3:04Speaker 1: have got a pocket knife that almost cuts. But oh,
- 3:09Speaker 1: Father Christmas, if you love me at all, bring me
- 3:13Speaker 1: a big red India rubber ball. King John was not
- 3:19Speaker 1: a good man. Next morning, when the sun rose up
- 3:23Speaker 1: to tell a wading world that Christmas had begun, And
- 3:27Speaker 1: people seized their stockings and opened them with glee, and crackers,
- 3:33Speaker 1: toys and games appeared, and lips with sticky sweets were smeared.
- 3:39Speaker 1: King John said grimly, as I feared nothing again for me.
- 3:46Speaker 1: I did want crackers, and I did want candy. I
- 3:50Speaker 1: know a box of chocolates would come in handy. I
- 3:53Speaker 1: do love oranges, I did want nuts. I haven't got
- 3:58Speaker 1: a pocket knife that cuts. And oh, if Father Christmas
- 4:04Speaker 1: had loved me at all, he would have brought a
- 4:07Speaker 1: big red India rubber ball. King John stood by the
- 4:12Speaker 1: window and frowned to see below the happy bands of
- 4:17Speaker 1: boys and girls, all playing in the snow. A while
- 4:21Speaker 1: he stood there, watching and envying them all, when through
- 4:26Speaker 1: the window, big and red there hurtled by his royal head,
- 4:31Speaker 1: and bounced and fell upon the bed an India rubber ball.
- 4:38Speaker 1: And oh, Father Christmas, my blessings on you fall for
- 4:42Speaker 1: bringing him a big red India rubber ball.