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FULL SHOW: Jono SCREAMS A Call! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This show would being podcast. Hey, that's us broad to
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  Speaker 1: you by Hello Fresh. The experts and tastes that Kiwis
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  Speaker 1: love focus.
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  Speaker 2: On the podcast on a Tuesday morning.
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  Speaker 1: It was a front show today and we just made
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  Speaker 1: John O because it's World caps Lock Day. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think too many other radio shows in the world will
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  Speaker 1: be focusing as much on it as we did.
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  Speaker 3: We dedicated at least of the show the World caps
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  Speaker 3: Lock Day.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like they're bucket well and truly filmed well.
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  Speaker 2: It was something that popped up and be like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: if it was malboarding this day, you know, evolved in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, yeah, people have hand sanitizer day. I'll be
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  Speaker 1: getting behind that.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want you to feel seen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, ninety sneeze day. You know, Megan has the daintier
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  Speaker 3: sneeze in the market.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to pray everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you can't. You can't stop your sneeze from how
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  Speaker 1: loud it is.
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  Speaker 3: You know, feels like every dad, every dad has the
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  Speaker 3: loudest sneeze.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they love that of nowhere when you see
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  Speaker 4: a nuclear bomb and all the ripples.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well today it was well capsule day, so
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  Speaker 1: we decided to celebrate with John O because he loves
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  Speaker 1: using caps when he's on the computer. And so we
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  Speaker 1: had your phone and we called your hair it very shortly,
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  Speaker 1: we called a famous person from your phone, Jeremy call
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  Speaker 1: it the host of Seven Days, and you had to
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  Speaker 1: shout a conversation.
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  Speaker 2: But we tried.
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  Speaker 1: In the ad break, we had your phone plugged in
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  Speaker 1: and so it looked like it was coming from you.
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  Speaker 2: David Seymour, Dipley Prime Minister. Right, we're called number.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why I have Seymore's number.
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  Speaker 2: But he chicks you back in a meeting.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I call you later, so and he said, sorry,
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  Speaker 3: I can't talk right now, and then I came back.
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  Speaker 3: No worries, mates, just my wonderful colleagues trying to milk
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  Speaker 3: you for some content. You let him know, have a
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  Speaker 3: good day, and he said, normally I'd be keen, but
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  Speaker 3: I've got meetings all morning.
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  Speaker 4: And he said, which one is this?
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  Speaker 3: So I've got Seymour saves he clearly doesn't have. I said,
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  Speaker 3: five Majors John here and that's nothing back the.
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  Speaker 4: Cold response.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, at least he now knows who you are.
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  Speaker 5: Did you get his number?
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  Speaker 4: But honestly, I have no idea. I assume it would
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  Speaker 4: be something that we did on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: From a while.
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  Speaker 5: Message him in a week and they'd be like, this
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  Speaker 5: number is disconnected.
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  Speaker 4: I even reckon after do you reckon? Even after? Now
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  Speaker 4: he knows whose number does He's put me into the context.
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  Speaker 5: Particulally, Yeah, do not answer.
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  Speaker 1: You do pick up these things, you know, because we
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  Speaker 1: are lucky enough to talk to a lot of people,
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  Speaker 1: you know, with public profile, and sometimes you do take
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  Speaker 1: the number down or you have to call them or
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  Speaker 1: text them and stuff. We had John keyts for a
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  Speaker 1: while when he was promised to remember that yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: we rang I'm just out of the blue about something.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember what it was, some random he answered,
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  Speaker 1: And he thought we were Obama calling. That's the only
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  Speaker 1: reason he answered. He was in the middle of the
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  Speaker 1: cabinet meeting and went out and he was like this
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  Speaker 1: guy in the radio.
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  Speaker 2: It was very blake.
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  Speaker 1: He said, there are any reason I answers because I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was Obama because.
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  Speaker 5: I left the Prime minister lift a meeting.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: You two shouted to us for about and then he
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  Speaker 1: was like, better go, better go.
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  Speaker 5: Back to the I got to run the country, you know.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, whatever we're doing was definitely not important enough
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  Speaker 1: to interrupt.
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  Speaker 2: But it's it's a fun podcast today. Enjoy that. We'll
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  Speaker 2: catch you any worry. There's World capslock Day today.
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  Speaker 1: Something I discovered from a Disney calendar, a Meckey Mouse
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  Speaker 1: calendar when you were away exch John, I was talking
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  Speaker 1: about this, I was looking at it. I was like
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  Speaker 1: that days scene made up, but apparently they're.
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  Speaker 4: Not novelty days.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a period there in radio I think
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  Speaker 3: it's late nineties two thousands with out of the backbone
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  Speaker 3: of the radio show when they celebrating a novelty world
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  Speaker 3: carrot snorting Day or something, and you you get the
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  Speaker 3: interurn out there snorting carrots. You'd really hamming your foot
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  Speaker 3: to the floor on the idea. But hey, we're given
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  Speaker 3: will caps lock Day a lot of your time today?
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: It's an official day, and it's one that's probably daisy
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  Speaker 1: your heart because you love writing in capslocks, as we've
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  Speaker 1: already talked about.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I don't love it. It's just it happens accidentally,
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  Speaker 4: and then when you're not and then you.
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  Speaker 5: Don't correct it.
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  Speaker 2: It happens because pure laziness.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about putting this shift and
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  Speaker 1: changing the FOT.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, a lot of email communications come across in capslock.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why it would annoy people so much.
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  Speaker 5: Because it's like yelling, yeah, but just.
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  Speaker 4: Don't need at annoy you.
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  Speaker 2: That's all people think. They're thinking, Oh, that's great yelling
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  Speaker 2: at me. Why is he yelling at me?
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  Speaker 1: That's people what they get, you know, because it's very
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  Speaker 1: hard to know what people mean behind when they write stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes when you can't hear, all they see from yours
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  Speaker 2: is old mate yelling I got bloody.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, and often it's like nice emails being
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  Speaker 5: like yeah, bloody legions. It could have just been.
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  Speaker 4: No malice behind it. Pert yeah, I can I can
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  Speaker 4: see it's I know it's a crime.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, And because you've committed these henous crimes, it
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  Speaker 1: seems only fear on world capslocks stay for you to
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  Speaker 1: pay the price for doing so.
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  Speaker 2: So we decided I've got your phone, so fear.
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  Speaker 1: To us and the listeners and all the people you've
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  Speaker 1: emailed over the years. So I've got your phone right here,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm scrolling through the context, and I think, what
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  Speaker 1: should happen began.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think this is a good idea?
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  Speaker 1: He should call someone from the context that we decide
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  Speaker 1: and he needs to yell the whole conversation.
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  Speaker 6: Because you're quite happy to do it over email. But
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  Speaker 6: would you yell at someone in person?
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  Speaker 5: Probably not, because it's a.
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  Speaker 4: Rude and to an audio medium.
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  Speaker 2: And see what you're doing.
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  Speaker 4: Ok are you gonna?
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  Speaker 5: Are you going to relet it and just scroll you?
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  Speaker 2: Would you like to pick out? Okay?
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  Speaker 5: I think you should pick someone.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we got Okay, that was so far we got.
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  Speaker 1: I go through the Eli Williams, Kelly Williams, Williams, he's
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  Speaker 1: in there. So there's an option before you got former
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  Speaker 1: boss and the former bus three you've got being Mitchell
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  Speaker 1: and they've got two numbers.
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  Speaker 2: Of being Mitchell short Street. Yeah, what do you have?
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  Speaker 2: His number? Tween?
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  Speaker 4: To be honest, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: He knew John ohad it the first time, so he
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  Speaker 5: changed it and he's.
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  Speaker 4: Got Sometimes I just put well known people's names of
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  Speaker 4: my content. This is no number of.
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  Speaker 2: Clout. I don't have Clark Gayford with Clark gave for answers.
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  Speaker 5: Any of these can't yell at the first man.
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  Speaker 3: Now the problem is he's plugged my phone in, so
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  Speaker 3: it's not like it's coming from the radio studio.
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  Speaker 4: This is a personal phone call.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to know or just call?
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to just calling.
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  Speaker 2: You've worked out?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, do that one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll got one. I'll give the guy.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone will know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: How loud do you want? Do you want to be?
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  Speaker 7: Like?
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  Speaker 3: Get up?
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  Speaker 4: Mate?
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  Speaker 8: Hey, Johanna, get mate?
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  Speaker 7: You are.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty good.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What do you have to do for guy?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to I've got sore ears, so I'm
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  Speaker 3: just hoping no one rings up and yells at me.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Jeremy, Jeremy, call that good one for ruining that.
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  Speaker 2: How are you a big guy?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Better than you.
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  Speaker 2: But the sounds of it, it's, uh, you've got a
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  Speaker 2: bit of anger there, or.
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  Speaker 4: Just wondering you can't catch up for coffee? Jerry, not anymore?
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  Speaker 2: Can I please stop?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry, Jeremy. It's called caps locks and John
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  Speaker 1: I writes and campscks. We thought he could see what
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  Speaker 1: it would like if he shouted a conversation. I just
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  Speaker 1: rang a number at random from his phone. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why he's got You've got he's got your number on.
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  Speaker 1: Apologies about that, Jeremy, Yeah, yeah, can you delete that?
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  Speaker 1: You know you worked in radio for many, many years,
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  Speaker 1: so you've done your time on these sort of wacky things,
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  Speaker 1: haven't you.
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  Speaker 4: Jeremy?
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  Speaker 1: Why we do you heavy on a seven Days I
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  Speaker 1: see it's going on tour again around the regions.
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  Speaker 3: Here we are, yeah, kicking off first of November and
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  Speaker 3: Blendham let him.
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  Speaker 5: Let him plug think and he won't be his hand.
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  Speaker 2: So I thought you like that? Did you like that? Corbett?
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  Speaker 2: That's a bit of experience from old being here, you know,
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  Speaker 2: did you like that? Exactly? I've done my work.
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  Speaker 4: He's turned this prank call and do an interview.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pivotent.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pivotent from a terrible prank call into a bit
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  Speaker 1: of a plug. I can't wait for seven Days Life
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  Speaker 1: to Where do you get the tickets?
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  Speaker 2: Here?
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  Speaker 3: Me? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Them.
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  Speaker 10: You don't deserve to come.
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  Speaker 5: Anyone stupid enough not to be able to.
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  Speaker 2: You're right in this.
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  Speaker 4: Day and age. If you can't source your own ticket.
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  Speaker 1: Quick google Seven Days Life too, We'll get you there.
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  Speaker 1: Jump on to your go go and everything, Jerry call
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  Speaker 1: it love your work. We apologize about that and sorry,
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  Speaker 1: about the last three months.
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  Speaker 7: That John and Ben podcast yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I've been meaning to clean my car for a while,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like get it cleaned, and yes that I
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  Speaker 1: thought i'd go through an automatic you know, I got
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  Speaker 1: some gas and I was like, oh, gets, you know,
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  Speaker 1: gets get one of the car washes there and go
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  Speaker 1: the automatic car wash.
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  Speaker 3: Love the autom You just sort of sit there and
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  Speaker 3: awkward silence, questioning your life to say, don't.
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  Speaker 2: You a little bit of time out, a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of a moment.
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  Speaker 1: But I hadn't driven inside one of those for a
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  Speaker 1: while because normally I'd go down and do it myself,
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  Speaker 1: like a washworel or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: But I was like, I'll go through this, and that
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  Speaker 2: was fine.
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  Speaker 1: I think the last time without a word of life
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  Speaker 1: I've got I went to do one. I waited like
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  Speaker 1: forty five minutes for this thing forever.
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  Speaker 3: And then when you're in the queue, you jammed in
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  Speaker 3: between the behind the lady and the car behind me,
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  Speaker 3: and then eventually got out of my car.
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  Speaker 2: And when because I was taking forever, I went.
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  Speaker 1: And said there was no one actually in the car.
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  Speaker 1: Watch the poor lady, This old, sweet old lady had
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  Speaker 1: just been waiting and she was in the front of
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  Speaker 1: the car, and I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, sweet old lady.
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  Speaker 4: Like she's not a sweet old lady.
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  Speaker 1: There's no one you need to go in there. But
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  Speaker 1: we're all just sitting in the queue.
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  Speaker 3: Were you like, sweet old lady, I took you.
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  Speaker 5: Forty five minutes to go, chick.
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  Speaker 1: She's like a nightmare of an old lady, like once
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  Speaker 1: on a super wash that they got this.
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  Speaker 2: I know. If you be one of those, you drive.
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  Speaker 1: On and then it's like you've got to wait for
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  Speaker 1: you know this the green light red light system. You've
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  Speaker 1: got to get on the thing until you get to
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  Speaker 1: the stop.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's a fine line, is it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness?
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  Speaker 4: Precision.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, what does there have to be so precise?
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  Speaker 4: Like downs the scene to me.
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  Speaker 2: But you're like, drive forward. You're like, I got it off, off,
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  Speaker 2: froack me a little bit rough, I'm off.
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  Speaker 1: I go forward a little bit of then I'm off.
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  Speaker 1: But geez, I'm not like I'm not driving through the car.
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  Speaker 1: Surely the car will be fine if I'm a millimeter
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  Speaker 1: out or not.
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  Speaker 3: No, well, clearly not, because it's always like the brushes
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  Speaker 3: are just bullying your car.
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  Speaker 4: Into cleaning. Isn't they kind of just whacking your car?
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  Speaker 3: So I guess if you're just off center slightly or
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  Speaker 3: b then the machinery will start destroyed then heaven.
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  Speaker 10: Two.
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  Speaker 4: We spoke to someone They were.
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  Speaker 3: At the pigel station one and apparently a part of
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  Speaker 3: the HOSAL system had come off, but it was just
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  Speaker 3: like spinning around and just whacking the panels of their
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  Speaker 3: car and they couldn't go anywhere because they had to
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: wait till the cycle for it. And it got out
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: and it looked like his vehicle had driven through the
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: cars are strip.
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  Speaker 1: Because there's a kid like as a kid, it's one
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  Speaker 1: of the most frightening things. I think for a week
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  Speaker 1: period of your life that the car wash, and then
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  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I see this is fine.
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  Speaker 4: Then it quickly becomes the most enjoyable.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: Can we go to go put the window down just
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  Speaker 1: a little bit and see if some of the water
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  Speaker 1: comes in as well? So yeah, but I feel like
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  Speaker 1: all the advans were some tea chnology. Maybe the how
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  Speaker 1: much you have to drive into one of these, we
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  Speaker 1: could kind of work that out.
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  Speaker 3: My last time in one of those automatic car washes
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  Speaker 3: actually was we're filming the dog a mighty shows, like
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  Speaker 3: a Sunday morning, and I was sitting in one of them,
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  Speaker 3: and there was a guy who was on the run
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  Speaker 3: from the police and he came into the car washes
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  Speaker 3: I was in there. I was like, oh, to hide,
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  Speaker 3: and he was kind of like waving for me to
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  Speaker 3: let him into the car, and I was like, probably listen,
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  Speaker 3: probably not.
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  Speaker 2: You can't over want doors once you're in there anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Into the web, so sorry, But he wasn't there and
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  Speaker 3: he was soaking weird, and then he just sort of
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  Speaker 3: sprinted off again and then I saw the car.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what happened to him. Been a
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  Speaker 4: nice date, he had a shower.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe not in the sense of the law, but as
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  Speaker 2: far as as this person goes the.
• 11:48
  Speaker 7: Hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Tobe of the Twenty Seconds where only just discovered that
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  Speaker 1: as world caps locks day, caps lock. If you like
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  Speaker 1: using caps lock, which JOHNO loves to on emails Tech.
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  Speaker 4: He keeps saying, I like using it, I don't like
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  Speaker 4: using it.
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  Speaker 2: To use it, I don't use it.
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  Speaker 5: There you accidentally do it, but you don't correct yourself.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's pretty easy not to use it.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I know the connotations in the stance towards
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  Speaker 3: those that do send capslock emails. It's like walking into
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  Speaker 3: a library and shouting in a megaphone. Doesn't it hav
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  Speaker 3: any conversations with a megaphone? But I get it, and
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: some people think it's one of the worst things that
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  Speaker 3: you can do on this If I emailed a human
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  Speaker 3: trafficking organization from the dark Web and I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: guys in the market for a human and I accidentally
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  Speaker 3: left the email on capslock, they'll come back with like, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: we're bad guys, but we're not monsters.
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  Speaker 2: Made it.
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  Speaker 1: Screams boomer though, because it screams that you're never looking
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  Speaker 1: at the screen, because all it takes is two letters,
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  Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh, capsucks on sting to the
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  Speaker 1: end of an email and then go, oh, it's too late. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you know, That's what it screams. It seems I haven't
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  Speaker 1: looked at the screen once. I've just been looking at
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  Speaker 1: my fingers typing.
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  Speaker 2: Now I look up.
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  Speaker 5: Two index fingers spashing the c.
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  Speaker 4: And speaking as I'm typing as well.
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  Speaker 7: NA.
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  Speaker 1: So we wanted to know this morning because we've got
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  Speaker 1: a we surprise for John after eight o'clock to do
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  Speaker 1: it with World capsuck.
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  Speaker 2: Today, but we'll get to that later.
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  Speaker 1: We wanted to know what of the things that people
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  Speaker 1: are doing when it comes to emailing and texting and
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  Speaker 1: stuff are messaging That kind of winds you up, like
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  Speaker 1: what are the things or maybe the things you have
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  Speaker 1: to do as well?
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  Speaker 5: I know winds me up.
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  Speaker 6: And this might be unpopular opinion. It's when people ask
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  Speaker 6: you how you are. It's a work email, and at
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  Speaker 6: the start they're like, Hi, hope you're well.
• 13:35
  Speaker 5: Did you have a good weekend? And I hate that
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: I don't do you don't care, but you need to
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: write it to answer it.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was the same the other day. It's that
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: first line you feel you need to do because you
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: can't with some people. Maybe if someone you email every day,
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: you can get straight to the point, but if someone
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: you're in the world, you have to go.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Hey, I hope you're all good, or hope it find
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: this finds you well and you're doing fine.
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: Why don't you go hi, there, I hope you will.
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: Don't care?
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but it feels like you need to have
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: that little bridging line.
• 14:03
  Speaker 6: Because sometimes I write the whole email and then I
• 14:05
  Speaker 6: have to go back and be like, I didn't say
• 14:06
  Speaker 6: any pleasant.
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: Truth from the start. I have to add it in.
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: But then when someone says it to you, you're like,
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: do I need to answer that question? You don't care?
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: Then you feel about you hope you're well too. I
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: don't care.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: It's straight down to hoping everyone's well. Don't get you're wrong.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: I just feel like.
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: Any bad on you, you know, I hope you had
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: a good weekend. Let's just move on.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: What email crimes are out there? Is there anything worse
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: than typing emails and all caps lock? And it's kind
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: of the Pinocchio fit for me too, when I really
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: am angry, legitimately angry.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: What can you do?
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: No one's going to know, no one's going to be
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: They're like, really types of caps all the time.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: I'm at an exclamation mark person, but probably too many,
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: too many. You're like, just to try and go, that's
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: a joke, This is funny. This is the moment I'm
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: all good, you know, I.
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: Find that you just finished sentences with an exclamation too, manylation.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Marks, trying to lighten things up. Just allow but it's
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: a joke.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: We wrote a script for something and then the producer
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: came back. It was like, for the love of God,
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: who is putting.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: All the.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: Removed?
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: I love it, I love it, but I've got to say,
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: is it like?
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: Is it diffusing a situation?
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Was trying to make it a little bit more like
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: this is meant to be intended for. I guess that
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: emojis can do the same thing, but on email, it
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: was just like this intended to be a bit of
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: a laugh, just that, you know, and little exclamation.
• 15:28
  Speaker 7: Marks that John and Ben podcast.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Does that really winds you up when it comes to emailing.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: It's world caps lock today, Today a day where we
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: can celebrate John's capslock love.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually remember wheres you were talking about it,
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Larissa who works in the office. Again, i'd fight off
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: a capslock email, and obviously she took objection to it,
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: and so she didn't. She folleyed back a capslock but
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: in slightly larger.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: Font And how how did you find it?
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: I enjoyed it now, I enjoyed the challenge was a
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: challenge excepted and then so it turned into an email
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: war of typing back and forth and canceled but increasing
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: the font size to the point where I think it
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: got to home a one hundred and twenty eight one
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: letter on the screen per time, and then the madness
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: had to stop.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm joined.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: I was like, this is a bit of a love,
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: a huge waste of company time and resource.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: But a bit of a love. So we wanted to know.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: And that's four for it.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: So you've lots of people backing up our annoyance for
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: that first line and an email that you have to
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: say the pleasant trees.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: I hope you will.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, someone's actually text and saying AI actually puts
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: it in, puts it in automatically, hope this email finds you. Well,
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: of course it's going to find you. Well the email
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: did you type in the address correctly? Well, then it's
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: going to find them.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Well yeah, yeah, you don't like that one, dear, no know.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: That like sometimes sign offs as well, something depending on
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: the context of an email, a best you know someone
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: or a numy I love. Don't get me wrong, I
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: love the using today he's not going to find anywhere.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: But but when it comes to the if the context
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: of an email is not a pleasant one, and then
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: they put it a best or a nummy, I'm like, ah,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: you know, we' makes you annoyed by that last, saying.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: No, we can't do that for you. Don't ever ask again.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Let's get Rachel on the phone. How are you this morning? Rachel?
• 17:12
  Speaker 9: Hey, good, thanks gy.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Lovely to have you on email crimes. Is there anything
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: worse than typing in caps lock?
• 17:19
  Speaker 9: Oh? My frustration is when people spell your name wrong,
• 17:23
  Speaker 9: and like they need to do is look like three
• 17:25
  Speaker 9: lines down.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: In your automatic email signature.
• 17:29
  Speaker 9: Yes, yes, and Rachel, I spell it as a E
• 17:33
  Speaker 9: L and they'll spell it without that.
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: A My one thing I'm like, just spell people's names right.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: That's all I have to do.
• 17:42
  Speaker 9: That's not hard, is it.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: That's right there on an email. We're going to hook
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: you out with some of our hell pizza. Enjoy your world.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Capslock's day today.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Caps lock day, isn't it? Yeah? Sometimes I put the
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: es and I'm sorry.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Man, Rachel. Appreciate your call.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Friends friend Daniella from The Quist Show.
• 18:07
  Speaker 11: No, no, I'm sorry, yeah, Daniell meagine nothing would wind
• 18:17
  Speaker 11: you up on email and ticks?
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Does it?
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: No? No?
• 18:21
  Speaker 10: Yes, I do.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Actually, Okay, she's something for I imagine you're back and
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: forth with a lot of emails and your job as
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: a manager of a hotel Danieller.
• 18:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I do a lot, and I got a big problem.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Guys.
• 18:33
  Speaker 10: I need to admit my problem is my exclamation marking.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: You overuse them.
• 18:40
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, but you know what you need to know
• 18:43
  Speaker 10: from the beginning of the story. In Italy, the exclamation
• 18:46
  Speaker 10: mark is for happiness. Explain that you're exciting about something,
• 18:51
  Speaker 10: and you know, like highlight something. Then I'm using all
• 18:54
  Speaker 10: these exclamation marks until a customer very kindly says to me, Denny,
• 19:00
  Speaker 10: I know you, but you know that's too many stammission mark.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: But you're Italian. You want to type like what about you?
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Flairpoint typing.
• 19:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's like you're yelling on my face. Usually I
• 19:14
  Speaker 10: do because my voice is quite loud. I'm very pleased
• 19:18
  Speaker 10: for someone tell me the customs in New Zealand. Thank you, guys.
• 19:21
  Speaker 10: I appreciate you.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: I'd love to be on email and Italy it would
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: be yeah, Denny, I will.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I was just thinking, you say, we need to catch
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: up with you. We're going to do it every week,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: so it's let's do it from next week. All right,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: we'll talk to you, but we picked the box for
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: this weekends, like I'll start charging if we go.
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: The jan beIN podcast.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: And South aren't expected to be hurt. So with a
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: whole lot of rain a heavy rain warning over the
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: next couple of days. Sitting into the long.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Weekend, smell my neighbor's barbecue on Sunday night, I thought
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: we were there almost heavy.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Birthday? Are your daughter?
• 19:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: It's World caps lot Day and it eys birthday.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: What's more important?
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Giving her energy though, So it's kind of fitting that
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: she was born on World capslock Day.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: But there is what's the.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: Point of being a radio if I can't like read
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: something for my daughter on her birthday?
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: So will she be listening to this right now? Because
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: if she's not listening, it's the rules.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: If they're having a good day, they'll be in the cart.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: If they're not, they they'll be Yeah, do we.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Want to find out? Will leave them? They're in the tree?
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Not a time to call.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: On the radio.
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: But this is something like I want to tell my daughter,
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: but also like specifically all young girls out there, it
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: can apply to them too.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: To my little Iya Papaya.
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: I've never met someone so young who knows exactly what
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: she wants, sets boundaries, loves people so intensely, and has
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: such a strong sense of self. You drive us up
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: the wall because you don't like being told what to
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: do in any sense of the word. You question everything,
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: want to do everything yourself. You're always keen for a
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: good time, even when it's bedtime. As you grow, hear
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: some things that I learned that I want you to
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: take with you.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Can I just say for the top half not so complimentary.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: It sounds like a list of things that you find
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: a giant.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: You want that independent.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: It's like, that's awesome when they got there. They strong
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: and they know what they want.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: That's great.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Pain in the asked appearent.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: But I also have no worries about who getting older,
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: you know, because that's exactly who.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: I want to be. Just I don't want to parent it,
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: you know.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Coming with someone who can't make a decision and is
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: weak and mild. I would love to have all those edges.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, yeah for a little girl. I love
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: that about it.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: But you're not weak, and I think we should say that.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: The world might sometimes try to tell you who you
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: should be. Always remember that you are enough just as
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: you are. Put yourself first. It isn't selfish. When you
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: care for yourself, you can be the best version for
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: those around you. Stand tall and speak your truth. There
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: will be times when your voice might feel small, but
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: it matters. Speak up for what is right, even when
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: it's hard. Be proud of everything that makes you you.
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: Know that your feelings are valid. Every version of yourself
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: is beautiful, and embrace it all. I You're already such
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: a wonderful little person, and I know you'll grow up
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: to be an incredible woman, strong, kind, independent and full
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: of love. I'll always be here to guide you, cheer
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: you on and love you no matter what. I'm so
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: very proud to be your mum, and I cannot wait
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: to see the amazing life you create for yourself.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Love good message too, standing up for what's right. You know,
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: we did come from a generation where you're like, shut
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: the hell up, dunk.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: You know literally, I love my parents, but like they
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: would always say, seen or not heard?
• 22:38
  Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, it really goes with your da adult life.
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: The Heads that Jonaan Ben podcast.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: She's got a new book out called Unapology Unapologetically Me.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Tough one to say, isn't it, Bree?
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Tell me'ssel good morning here.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: You doing morning guys, thanks to having me in.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Talking about your new book, which is out. It's been
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: out for a few days now. I know you were
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: quite nervous about it being out there in the world,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: but it's obviously you know, the aim is to help
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: people and to take them through the journey.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that you went through. But how does it feel
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: to have it out there in the world.
• 23:07
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I think nervous is an understatement.
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: I think the actual term is pooping their patters.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: The French say how the French say it.
• 23:17
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's been God, it's been an overwhelming experience.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you that because I also have worked with you,
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: and I've known you for a few years, and these
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: things in there, I'm like, I did not know that, Bree, Like,
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: do you think that you kind of hide it away
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: from people?
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: Of course I think we all do that though as
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: people there's stuff you know that's quite private and you
• 23:36
  Speaker 8: feel very vulnerable sharing certain parts of yourself. But when
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: I went into this, I promised myself that if you're
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: going to write a book, I don't want it to
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: be surface level. I want to get into the nitty gritty,
• 23:50
  Speaker 8: all my deepest and darkest or else there's no point
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: doing it.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, there was a news story circulating about a
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: traumatic event when you were nine years old and you
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: were them of a home invasion.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: Which reliving this over and over. Yeah, that's my favorite.
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: Actually, I mean it's in the book, so I have
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: mentally prepared myself to talk about it. I think it's
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: one of the most pivotal parts in the book. And
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: obviously that event in my childhood has had a huge
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: impact throughout the rest.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Of my life.
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: It was not something you want anyone to go through,
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: let alone. It was me and the people closest to me,
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: my nan and my mum were there as well. Looking
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: at it now, glass half full, which is very hard
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: to do with something like that. I think, like just
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: reiterated to me just how close my mum and I
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: are and the reasons why, which a lot of them
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: stem from that event.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: And that day, do they get caught?
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: They sure did have.
• 24:48
  Speaker 8: The idiots went home the next day to their house
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: and the cops are waiting for them.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: So did you know who they were?
• 24:55
  Speaker 13: Now, we didn't know who they were.
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: They were actually from a couple of guys from the
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: town over from ours that held up a service station
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: before coming into our home, and so the cops were
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: already after them, and unfortunately they didn't get them before
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: we had contact with them.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Oh jeez, yeah, you said, I think you've said it.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: That's when you knew how much love your mom had
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: for how any mother has for their child, is that
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: she was willing to, you know, put herself in harm's way.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: Absolutely, I saw in that moment that my mum really
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: was willing to give her life for mine. And it
• 25:30
  Speaker 8: just shows that amazing connection and bond that mothers have
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: with their with their kids.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: And they say it all the time.
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: I mean, it's awful that you witnessed it, but like
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: most of us don't get that opportunity to actually see
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: it in action like you did.
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: It's definitely something you don't want to see. But I'll
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: never forget the look on my mum's face, like when
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: she looked this guy dead in the eye and was
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: like take me, just don't take my daughter.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: And it's a look that you'll never forget.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: We've got brif Thomas l with us said book an
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: apologic unapologically me.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: That's really hard to say. A lot of people apologetically me.
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: There you go, and that's why I let you guys
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: do it right now now.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: They say, don't judge your book by its cover. That's
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: what they say. And I'm only going to do this
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: because you know we're mates.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: We know you know. Did you want to know.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: How it would be judged if you were judging the
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: book by the compan I'd love to know, because you know,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: we did it the other day with our radio show.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: We put a little picture of our hits Breakfast and
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: we're like, roast us be mean to chat GPT.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: And it came back with some comments.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: So I put last night, I put your cover into
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: chat gipt. Do you want to know what you don't
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: want to know? This is a radio radio medium. Describe
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: what your book cover looks like.
• 26:37
  Speaker 13: It's just, you know, every generic book cover.
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: Someone hot be She gave us a bit of shoulder
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: to her, had the girls out, the shoulders out.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Complaints from us, Well, yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Actually it wasn't too bad.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I put it into chet GIPT and I said, you know,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: roast it be mean is what I see it. And
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: it said, oh, unapologetically me more like unapologetically boring. The
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: cover screams I just discovered Canva templates and if the
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: contents are as basic as its design. I'm expecting more
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: filler than a bag of chips. I guess she couldn't
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: apologize for the font choices either, because they're clearly out
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: there fighting for attention, multiple fonts, the titles. Oh, I'm
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: so unapologetic, but the cover is clearly apologizing for being
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: this bland.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: There you go. That's GPD.
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: I like it.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: It's honest to the point.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Apologies to the designer of the book. I thought it
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: was great, but I hope she's not listening.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Is going to feel really bad about itself when actually
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: reads the content, and.
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: Hopefully, well, if that's how it views the cover, hopefully
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: the context is anything.
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: But borings that Jonaan Ben podcast This.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Night changes One Direction the sad passing of Liam Payne
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: last week as well, and brings a whole lot of
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: One Direction music back into our lives.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Really produce a really huge fan of One Direction. She's
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: wearing a T shirt she brought us a sixteen year
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: old and she says now, she said before the show,
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: she's too chesty to be wearing the top now and
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: that's stretching.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Guy's faces are under duress that her words.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and both Ben and I we have not locked.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: We refuse to look because that's not what you do
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: in the workplace in twenty twenty four.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: And my eyes are in one direction, it's away from
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: the top.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Just to management listener, his eyes have been steering. Did
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: in'to mind the whole time? Haven't even acknowledged we watched now.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: We wanted to talk about childhood and nicknames because we
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: just discovered on our trip away last week that you
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: said her nickname there Megan.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: My nickname because Cabra. She got a tattoo.
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: Her dad used to call her love bug, and I
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: was like, oh, that's such a sweet kind.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Listeners of the show, it was awesome to get her
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: first tattoo with her, to see her do that, and.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: I'll was like, lovebug is really sweet.
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: I was like, if I was to get a tatto
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: of what my dad called me, wouldn't be as cute
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: because dad used to call me fo does still call
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: me Ferret?
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: I've been Ferret.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: Part of the family. Yeah, you kind of think.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: It's cute, but then when if you google image, it's
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: like an aggressive, little like stoaty weasel story.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Why what was the backstory behind it?
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: It's no backstory It's not as if I was like
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: doing anything weasly or like.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: If anyone should be the firit should be me weasel
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: of the program. And he so when you go back home,
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: he'll still call your firit.
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he still calls me Ferret more often than he
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: would say my actual name.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Wow, I would call me Fri.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: You had an interesting nickname as a child from your uncle.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: It was booner like, and he gave nicknames to everyone,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: And yeah, would always say like it was a.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Hellound, like it's derived from a racial slur or something,
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: but not Boomer.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: No, not like Boomer the booner And we're looking at
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: you were looking at last week because I they actually
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: googled it. It's an uncoth, sophisticated person.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Parents, low social status.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Like all these years he's been mocking me.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: You never understand though, as a kid, do you, Like,
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: I remember, this is not a nickname. Went to my
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: uncle's house, Uncle Ellen. He told me he had a
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: lion in the shed. And there was no part of
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: me that didn't believe that. But you know, I simply
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: just gone and lock through the window of the shed door.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: I could have.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: You know, there were plot holes all through a story. Yeah,
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, why don't you just bring him
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: out if you want to show me the lions? That
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: same with your uncle, you're not going to question things.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well you're.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Nickname the ferrets.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: So what we want to open up the ferret and
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Boooner this morning, want to open up the lines.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: What do you want to do?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: We want to know your childhood nickname? Was it something
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: cute and lovable like lady bug?
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: Or if you were to get a tato on your arm,
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: what would it be?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Megan's getting a ferret until you break it down.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure we can find a cure ferrets in
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: New Zealand.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: You're a stoa Yeah, sniply piece.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like.
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: The hats that jonaan Ben Podcastle's.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Night changes one direction.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: The sad passing of Liam Payin last week as well
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: brings a whole lot of one direction music back into
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: our lives.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Really produce a really huge fan of one direction.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: She's wearing a T shirt she brought us a sixteen
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: year old and she says now, she said before the show,
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: she's too chesty to be wearing the top now and
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: that's stretching.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: Guy's faces are under duress her words, yeah.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: And both Ben and I we have not locked.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: We refuse to look because that's not what you do
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: in the workplace in twenty twenty four.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: And my eyes are in one direction that's away from
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: the top.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Just to management, listen, his eyes have been steering.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Didn't to mind the whole time, haven't even acknowledged we
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: watched now.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: We wanted to talk about childhood and nicknames because we
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: just discovered on our trip away last week that you
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: said her nickname.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: There, Meghan.
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: My nickname because came she got a tattoo. Her dad
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: used to call her love bug, and I was like, oh,
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: that's such a sweet.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Listeners of the show, it was awesome to get her
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: first tattoo with her, to see her do.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: That, and I was like, love bug is really sweet.
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: I was like, if I was to get a tatto
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: of what my dad called me, wouldn't be as cute
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: because dad used to call me fo.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: Does still call me Ferret. I've been Ferret family.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you kind of think.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: It's cute, but then when if you google immage, it's
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: like an aggressive little like stoty weasel story.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Why what was the backstory behind it?
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: Here's no backstory. It's not as if I was like
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: doing anything weasily or if.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Anyone should be the Firite should be mel of the program.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: And so when you go back home, he'll still call
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: your firit.
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he still calls me Ferret more often than he
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: would say my actual name.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: Wo would call me fri.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: You had an interesting nickname as a child from your uncle.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: It was booner like, and he gave nicknames to everyone,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: and YE would always say like it was a hello.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Like it's derived from a racial slur or something, but.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Not boomer, not like boomer, a boooner. And we're looking
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: at you were looking at last week because I never
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: actually googled it. It's an uncoth, unsophisticated person.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: Parents, low social status.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Like all these years he's been mocking me.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: You never understand though, as a kid, do you, like,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I remember, this is not a nickname. Went to my
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: uncle's house, Uncle Ellen. He told me he had a
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: lion in the shed.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: And there was no part of me that didn't believe that.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: But you know, i'd simply just gone and looked through
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: the window of the shed door I could have.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: You know, there were plot holes all through a story.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, why don't you just bring him
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: out if you want to show me the lions saying
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: with your uncle, you're not going to question things.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well you're nicknamed the ferrets.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: So what we want to open up the Ferret and
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Booner this morning, want to open up the lines.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: What do you want to do?
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: We want to know your childhood nickname.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Was it something cute and lovable like Lady Bugler Kim?
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: Or if you were to get a tattoo on your arm,
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: what would it be?
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Megan's getting a ferret.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: Here's until you break it down out.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure we can find a firits in New Zealand.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: At Pisce Nibley.
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: It sounds likes that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: King Charles is in Australia right now.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of fanfare, there's a lot of flags,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: a lot of people out and about, but there's also
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: a lot of people are not so keen on the
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: monarchy as well, including Australian sinners and Meghan.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Lydia Thorpe I think her name is. She was
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: hitling the King at the end of his speech, and
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: I think she was taken away or taken away?
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Won't all thing?
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Is someone in Parliament to hickl the king.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah whenever a singing, and it never came speaking all
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: things royals though, King Charles's former royal butler has just
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: been in the news recently by saying that we're all
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: eating burgers wrong.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Now, according to him, we should all be eating burgers
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: with a knife and a fork.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Well, you're going back through decades, if not hundreds of
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: years of burger consumption and we've all been doing it
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: wrong according to.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: This one butler.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: According to this butler as well, he's like all the
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: royals calling King Charles will eat burgers with a knife
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: and a fork. And everyone that comes over to Bucking
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Palace if they serve the burger, will always eat it
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: with the knife.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: And a fork.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: But there's eating like a big mac with a knife
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: and a fork. No one does that. But then if
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: you go to like a restaurant and they give you
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: one of those huge burgers that topple over you like,
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: you probably eat that with a knife and fork.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with you, Megan.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I will resort to a knife and a form
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: if I can't pick it up, we'll put it in
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm gonna have to use a knife.
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: They are reading fancy pants burgers that you need to
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: eat with a knife for fork.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: If anyone's going to bucking In Palace, you're not going, oh,
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: I'm going to eat this burger with my head. Yeah,
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: even I'm going like I am the most uncouth person
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: in But I'm like, this is definite a knife and
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: fork situation. But we do get a little ambitious, don't we,
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: with how much we can fit in between two buns.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, isn't it? Sometimes You like we're pushing them too much.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: You're just to scier it to hold it all.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Too much a foundation, but your knife and fork to
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: become accustomed to it.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Though, if you pay you like eighteen bucks for a burger,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: you want something with the skit because you want a
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: lot of it, you know. So Yeah, and then I'm
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: happily eating it with the knife and the fork. That's
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: a bit weeat pizza for.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: A fork being known to do that.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if if you can use your hands over you knives,
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: the hands are the knives.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: And forks of the body. Are they Nature's nice books?
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: But I prefer hands over knives and forks saves are
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: clean up at the end.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm always like where the hand where the
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: hand's being you know, like.
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: And sometimes the pizza is like floppy and all, you
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: know what, all the stuff to fall off it, so
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: you just like a fork it.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, so I guess you know four for
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: it's even on the text what you're eating with a
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: knife and a fork that maybe would surprise us.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: This morning apples.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: It's not my cutting an apple and eating it like that,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: wouldn't you.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Could eat it with a knife and for yeah orange
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: as you saw a lady just eating a litters like.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: An apple like an apple, yeah, like on your door. Yeah,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: unusual way of eating things as well.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: But yeah, if you're doing that, I would definitely from
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: public consumption. Well, there's a stranger at the door, a
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: bit of put away. There's letters I'm diroducing.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: As an apple much how she's eating it, it's just
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: that's yuk, Like there's no flavor to it.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: You know, you're not a fan of no, just like you.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Don't think it's weird. She's munging in it. Let us
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: a full letus like an apple.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: It is weird, but like also it's just yuk.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: It's not as favorite food carrots, stuff. You're unusual things
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: you're eating with knives and forks. Toast you can eat
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: toast with a knife and fork. Can you just a
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: simple plaything?
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: You can eat with a knife and fork.
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: As soon as you put eggs on a piece of toast,
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: you eat it with nothing senule.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: However, you remove the eggs and you look like put
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: some spaghinia bait beans on it.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: You're right, you're having to eat it with It's a
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: game changing, It's.
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: The johonaan Ben podcast.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Is also a big day today.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: It's a World Capslocks Day, which John we thought we
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: actually discovered this because I've got a calendar. I've got
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: a Mickey Mouse calendar at home in the bathroom and
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I was looking at it in the morning and i
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: was like, what all these days? And I'm like, surely
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: they are making it up, Like there was all like
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: World Hot.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Dog Day and all this.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Do they come off a day opposite day?
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Did they cover off like genuine wild brisk cance today
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: and things like that?
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: A few little big but it's an international calendar, so
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: they card.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: To get into the nitty gritty.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: But they make more fun niche they just made all
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: these up.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: It turns out no, there will capslocks Day whatever is
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: actually a thing.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Yes today, we thought you'd enjoy it.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: We put it in our calendar because you love sending
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: emails and keepslocks.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: I don't love it.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: It's just something I do. We've all got floors, and
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: I know some people aren't a fan of it.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: It's it's shouting.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: It really makes a statement on email, doesn't it.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know all the crimes going on on
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: the internews, you would have to say this is probably
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: the worst.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: And I would say say until we got a few
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: surprises up.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Actually today for World caps lock Day, we'll be celebrating
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: that the way.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: It's probably the.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Only radio show in the market celebrating World caps of
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: daw must content.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: Have you got plan I think that you'll enjoy exact.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, yesterday, had I go through go get acupuncture
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: because I get migraines, you know, and just doing a
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: and I've handed that down to my son.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: He's like, thanks for passing that on.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: All the things you can pass down to me with
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: your DNA, it's migraines.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: So yeah, you can get acupuncture and you know, helps
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: with blood flow through your neck to your head, which
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: is apparently the cause of migraines. And the problem is
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: with acupuncture is I'm lined it because she'll put like
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: needles in and then she attaches it to like this
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: electric machine which sends electric pulses to your nervous system.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Just gentle, very gentle ones. And the problems is very relaxing.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: She's a low line there for three quarters of an hour,
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: and I'm a dozy guy. Sleepy Joe, sleepy gho.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: He stops talking like he's either full talking or when
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: he stops a sleep.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he stopped some more than thirty seconds. He falls asleep.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Happened a couple of times, like a wide up Toys says,
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: it stops, he's out, but if not, I can't sit
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: in silence. It happened on the Never Heavy Evertore and Flight.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: We're taking bomb, just out out like a light. But
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: the problem is when you go out like a light
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: and you're in such a deep slumber, you wake up
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: and you're like I'm draoling. Yeah, first, and you're like,
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: what have I been doing? You have no idea and
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: you look at the time You're like Jesus has been
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: a long this is forty five minutes.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Have I been thrashing around?
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Because I jerk too?
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm a jerk when you say, do you.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Guys do that?
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: You're a jerk when you're awake.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: And you jerke yourself away, you know. And I'm and
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: this lady, I'm not of that relationship with her. I
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: can go what was I doing while I was asleep, you.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Know, saying anything in my sleep? Was I threshing around?
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: She's got some great information on you, that's for sure.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I hasually been filming. Is there a security
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: camera or she could do a lot.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: I'll be very very careful what you do with her.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: She's got some hard evidence on you.
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: The heads that John and Ben podcasts over two.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: And a half weeks to get ten out of ten
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: in a row, and we finally did it yesterday. So
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: that left, you know, a great achievements. It was great achievement,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: but also left a gaping hole on the radio show
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: here that.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Was your big consumer.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was, and I was, to be honest, I
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: was really enjoying starting the day with that. So I
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: feel like we could come back to it at some stage.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: But right, do you make the rules you know?
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, yeah.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: No one really said you want to keep doing the
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: herty because that's on you.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: I actually felt like I learned quite a lot from
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: over the last couple It is that information that you're like.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I was trying to think of a question.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: In my mind, I could cuiz you out of all
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: the questions we had.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: But I feel like you'll start.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: To expensive painting was done by.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: That was bloody min wasn't it.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: When was Julius Caesar heard it?
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: It wasn't in there forty four.
• 41:55
  Speaker 14: It was we heard it an add on the radio
• 41:58
  Speaker 14: the day for Tom Tom you from from radio here
• 42:02
  Speaker 14: and we're like, oh, we played the album from the
• 42:04
  Speaker 14: album The Eraser was one of his albums.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: I remember that debut album, yeah exactly, so the stuff
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: But we've moved on today because producer Grace hast got
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: as new quiz.
• 42:13
  Speaker 15: Yes, so it's called bandal Now.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: This is worries me when a gin z comes and
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: it's like I want to play a game with you.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's set up to mock the older generation.
• 42:23
  Speaker 13: No, it's perfect. It's all audio based, so perfect for radio.
• 42:26
  Speaker 15: So pretty much it deconstructs a song, so it'll be
• 42:29
  Speaker 15: like drums and then I'll add piano and then you
• 42:31
  Speaker 15: just have to guess what the song is.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's good.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: So can we guess each time?
• 42:35
  Speaker 15: Yeah, so you get like every go you get it,
• 42:37
  Speaker 15: you get to go to gas.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: The problems is the radio host is really embarrassing. You
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: don't get music questions right because all your job is
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: just playing music all day.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, so here's the first one.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: Oh that's what's my song?
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: What's the one I'm trying to think of?
• 43:02
  Speaker 15: And there's one point six billion views on YouTube.
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: Taylor's absolutely not below not Jennifer.
• 43:13
  Speaker 15: That's the easy one.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Guys had one.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Now do I played the bass vision?
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: Do you play the next?
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: This is part of the same Okay, coolio.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Gigs is Paradise. Yes, you have the Shadow of Death.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: I don't go look go by Life.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Oh it's good. I like this game. Yeah, I'm terrible letter,
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: but I like it.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: So this next one is harder.
• 43:44
  Speaker 15: There's one point one billion views on YouTube and it
• 43:47
  Speaker 15: was made after I was born.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: You know, asked. I thought i'd give a vask.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you were nineteen. Are your two thousand and two.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: One one?
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: Can you after one?
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: No, all drums sound the same when you.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Just hear drums started. I thought I had ye.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Same, and then I was like, no, don't sounds like
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: someone in a neighbor like, oh god, drugs.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Just some forty five year old trying to relive the youth.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: I can't get it from the drums.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: Okay, let's got to expect Okay, uh uh huh uh huh.
• 44:26
  Speaker 16: That yeah, you'll know it.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, you can help us on the textbo for a
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: seven if you think you.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Know what I feel like.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: We should know that.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Should we come back or should we carry on?
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: Do we play the song?
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's come out, but lock on the radio.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're get trouble with the boss. If we put
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: it in after we get you wouldn't get in trouble.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: It's even on the text. We'll come back to that
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: in just a second.
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: Plate the heads that John and Ben podcast.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Turning to cast negative connotations. I love causting love, turn
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: in the custard.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: I'll pour it on an apple pot. The custod old
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: see a benefit.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Right the other day, you said, what did you say?
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Hard case?
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: That person's hard case and produce a gray sister with
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: us right now, It's just.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Like, what does that mean?
• 45:25
  Speaker 15: Difficult person?
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: Hard case to what?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: And I can see exactly why you'd think it would
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: be difficult, because a hard case to crack would be
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: something that was difficult.
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: But some people are saying when things go bad, you
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: need something comforting to cheer you up. Like maybe that's
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: where the custard comes in.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Turning to custard.
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: It's like I'm turning to the custard.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: The custod feels like it's got a bad rap, because
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: bloody love caustar.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: If you can mainline custard into my veins, don't.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Do that.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: British thing. Not a weird word.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: Sometimes when I get it, you need to custard all
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: the time.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: You know, when you get the milk contained of that,
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: I'll just pump it straight into my mouth.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: What decade since I've had custard?
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: I reckon probably I just have you had that old
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: school like ebons.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: It's a powder all right, guys, Now this conversation the custard,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: since you've had custod, what about a custard square. I mean,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I would probably enjoy it, but I couldn't Rember the
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: last time I had, but reintroduce your palette Custard. Yeah, okay,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: So we're in the middle of a music trivia game
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: this morning. Producer Grace has brought it to our teaching.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: It starts off a song with just the drums and
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: you add more to it.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: What is the song?
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: I thought it was New York jay Z and Alicia.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Just the first drum, Yeah, I can.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: I can give another clue?
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: Should we hear the basics?
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: All right? The next part of the song.
• 47:02
  Speaker 15: Police Clue Clue twenty twelve.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: It's that it's very that era.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, I can't remember last week. This is with the piano.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, this is really frustrating.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: Do you have any idea?
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: I know short answer, This is with the guitar is
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: so familiar to me.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: For doing nothing. I feel like it's a female artist.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: No, it's not.
• 47:45
  Speaker 8: A boy or the era kandom that I kind of
• 47:50
  Speaker 8: chemical romance, not as like.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: This is frustrating. Who is that? And I don't even
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: know who dragon.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: It's a good game, Grace, A frustrating game.
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: The hits that jonaan Ben.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Podcast Liam Payne from one direction, the sad passing of
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: him thirty one years old.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: It was just really really sad.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: It happened to end of last week as well, Producer Elie,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: You're a huge One.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Direction fan, as was many many people around New Zealand.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: It's really quite hard.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's hit me harder than I thought it would.
• 48:38
  Speaker 8: Not that I knew thought about it, but I when
• 48:42
  Speaker 8: I found out, it was obviously a shock, a few
• 48:43
  Speaker 8: tears and stuff. But then over the weekend aftergot back
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: from our tour and stuff, and I was just sitting
• 48:47
  Speaker 8: thinking about it and watching on videos. I just genuinely
• 48:50
  Speaker 8: have been grieving. And it's quite hard to compute as
• 48:54
  Speaker 8: well because obviously never met Liam, never met One Direction,
• 48:58
  Speaker 8: but they had such an imp hacked on my youth
• 49:01
  Speaker 8: and many other people's youth as well. There was such
• 49:04
  Speaker 8: a great group, and I think I'm grieving for the
• 49:07
  Speaker 8: pain that Land was obviously in. You know, the drug
• 49:09
  Speaker 8: and alcohol addiction he was facing is just tragic. And
• 49:12
  Speaker 8: I think that it comes down to being famous as
• 49:14
  Speaker 8: a young person and not having support.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: That's the thing.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: You catapult these kids into superstardom and the scrutiny the
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: priests and exactly you know, everything's on public display.
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and these guys were kind of in the first
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: round of when social media really was a thing, Like
• 49:30
  Speaker 8: they really launched into that ten twenty eleven era where
• 49:33
  Speaker 8: social media was becoming quite big, and I feel like
• 49:35
  Speaker 8: they were kind of one of the first groups to
• 49:37
  Speaker 8: face that. And I think another thing we're grieving as
• 49:39
  Speaker 8: fans is the possibility of one direction reuniting is kind
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: of gone. And I think that's another thing people are
• 49:45
  Speaker 8: especially me, I'm like, wow, I just always assume we'd
• 49:48
  Speaker 8: see them again one day. I just knew they would
• 49:50
  Speaker 8: because they were only actually on a hiatus. They never
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: actually broke up. It was really just a break because
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: it was too much for them obviously, so we were
• 49:56
  Speaker 8: all like, oh, yeah, I'll come back, You'll be sweet
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: as And now I think we're all griev that. But
• 50:01
  Speaker 8: then also the tragedy of Lamb and his story, it's
• 50:04
  Speaker 8: just awful.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Sun Bear seven years old, Like that's old enough to
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: comprehend what's happened and what's gone on, and that really
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: shapes and affects the childhood.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: It does.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: You look at you you talk about fame, and as
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: you say, like, there's probably a lot of musicians that
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: would be so thankful for their fame and how well
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: that their careers have gone. But then obviously there's their
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: flip side, which you talked about, you know, and the
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: support that maybe wasn't there totally.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Through the whole.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: And you know, we've got into a hole of watching
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: old clips of him on you know, X Factor and
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: stuff where he's just a young kid fourteen at first,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: then sixteen came back two years and you know, and
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: he's there with his family and he gets through and
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: it's such an emotional, amazing moment. But then you're like,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: you pause it there and you're like, if they could
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: take that moment back the family, would they take it back?
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: You know, been electrician or something, But you know, but
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: that it was the biggest thing, and he went on
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: to be part of one of the biggest grips ever.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: You know, it just makes you think about those things.
• 50:55
  Speaker 8: It does, and I think it actually is a good
• 50:57
  Speaker 8: It's a show of like being famous sometimes isn't as
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: it might look like. It's actually quite a lonely place
• 51:02
  Speaker 8: and not many people understand what it's actually like. You
• 51:04
  Speaker 8: can see old interviews of him talking about his mental
• 51:07
  Speaker 8: health and you can even.
• 51:08
  Speaker 13: See in his brain.
• 51:09
  Speaker 8: He doesn't want to reveal it too much because he's
• 51:11
  Speaker 8: famous and it probably looks like, oh, you know.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: Everything in the world.
• 51:16
  Speaker 8: But no, just because you've got money, it doesn't actually
• 51:19
  Speaker 8: mean that you're happy and whole as a person. So yeah,
• 51:22
  Speaker 8: I'm just really, really sad and I'm just for my
• 51:24
  Speaker 8: fellow direction is like out there, I just I'm with you,
• 51:26
  Speaker 8: and it is okay to be sad about it because
• 51:28
  Speaker 8: they were a huge part about life.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: And you go, do you need an age limit?
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: In an age limit on sending kids out as musical superstars?
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Like adults barely comprehend that level of fame lit alone teen,
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: you know, fourteen, fifteen.
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: Year old exactly right, How are you going to tell
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: someone that really wants to do it. I think it's
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: less to do with them wanting to do it and
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: more to do with how we support and we treat people.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Men.
• 51:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's important to think about how you act online.
• 51:58
  Speaker 8: Even just looking at videos of Lemmy. It was a
• 52:00
  Speaker 8: lot of commentary recently of just cringe compilations, et cetera.
• 52:04
  Speaker 8: And like, even just viewing those those can have an
• 52:06
  Speaker 8: impact on him because he'll see, oh, that one had
• 52:08
  Speaker 8: a million views, that hurts.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: You are and it's tribute.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: You're wearing a one direction T shirt you purchased over
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: ten twelve years ago.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: About twelve years I have grown up and out of it,
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: do you know what I mean?
• 52:21
  Speaker 12: Well, then you're like, my boobies are too big for
• 52:23
  Speaker 12: the T shirt now and then but this is before
• 52:25
  Speaker 12: the show, like well, and you're like, look at all
• 52:27
  Speaker 12: their faces there stretching now thanks to my big and
• 52:33
  Speaker 12: we can't look.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know, and I don't look at Harry's face.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: He looks like it's all stretched.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: Always look like the aged. And they've partaken and a
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: lot of plastic surgery.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: They've all had facelifts.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: And I'm not looking. I can't look, not gonna look.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: I will wear this all right.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Right, that's a great time.
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: The Heads that John and Ben podcast The Riddler.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: We'd like to do this once a week where we
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: are try and tear you on one hundred heads of
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: four four eight seven. You can get one hundred dollars
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: and Adil Marty Hot and cold tea prize pass.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, not only Batman's nemesis, cle So our nemesis.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Every week you are is the Reddler.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Now, Ben boys have we got any a sexism, racism?
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Offensive? Lead me down the garden path time riddles to
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: hang me out to.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I do like to test you, like I'm gonna
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: throw you out a quick riddle. See if you guys
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: can get this this one for the room, then I'll
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: put one out.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: On one hundred.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: That so it was that? That wasn't a no, no exactly.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: I think it's a race between the two of you
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: to get the answer. I don't care a right. I
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: once had a.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Crown, but he's a female. Now it's all gone. I'm
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: smooth as stone, but nothing's wrong. Time I passed, but
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I remain beer. Yeah, I thought maybe it would be
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: nice for me to get a riddle, and you did
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: so well done.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: You got that red all today. Now the head's a
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: four four eight seven. Here is your riddle.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: I fly without wings, I cry without eyes wherever I go,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: darkness flies?
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: What am I?
• 54:09
  Speaker 7: So?
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: One hundred? That's four four eight seven?
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: Fly without wings?
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: I cry without eyes wherever I go, darkness flies? What
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: am I? Can?
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: You guys could potentially get this, so Andrew, that's not
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: condensation if you know, yeah.
• 54:23
  Speaker 7: Well you can.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: We've got someone's calling through right now they're talking to produce.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: Allie, all right, Hello, who's this Millie?
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: You are on?
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: It says you're from christ Church? Is it lying to me?
• 54:36
  Speaker 13: I am yeah?
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Great?
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: What's the morning light there in Churchen there.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Mills quite nice, grace.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: I feel like this turning point. I smelled my naghbor
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: having a barbecue on Sunday night.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: And alright, Milly the riddle fly without wings, I cry
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: without eyes wherever I go, darkness flies?
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: What am I?
• 54:54
  Speaker 14: I'm hoping it's a cloud?
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: What is a cloud? Well done?
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: So quick?
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the real okay answer.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, think it's gonna get you know, impressed
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: with how quickly people get it.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Delma Hot and Cold Tea prize packed. They've got some
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: wonderful teas in the Delma range there and also one
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  Speaker 3: hundred dollars that's coming your way in christ Churts this morning.
• 55:19
  Speaker 10: Oh it's so cool.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Thank you have yourself a great day in christ Church.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: And thanks so much for del Mar for supporting the show.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Great supporters at the show. Trying to make the world
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: a bit of tea.
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: Do try it's the jonaan Ben podcast.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: What Ferns. Congratulations them?
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: They won the T twenty World Cup and there was
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: a really awesome moment they were celebrating after the game,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: but they all the team stood on the field, me
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: the Kerr who's the captain.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: She had the guitar out as well.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: I was a Man of the Series player the series Sorry,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: and she had the guitar out and they.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: All sung along. I quick am awesome. It's very really cool,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: special moment.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: They're still on the field. I imagine if the groundskeeper
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: or whatever is like, how much longer are you guys
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: going to be I've got to lock up the stadium,
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: like congratulations, Yeah.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Well, they were in the dressing rooms. They were cracking
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: out Journey. They will sing of that and all sorts.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: You know, don't stop believing it was pretty good.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Grounds Keeper comes in your brain, I need to lock
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: up the stadium.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Now we are nearing the end of the show, and
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: can we just please can I ask you both and
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: everyone on the team, let's not have a repeat of
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: what happened yesterday because I'm sitting I'm sitting here in
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: the middle yesterday caught in crossfire conversation. Now to bring
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: you up to speed, Formula one was on Meghan and
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: the producer Alie Big Formula One fans. They're watching Liam
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Lawson on the television.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's great, it was done great, he was calean.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: But at the same time, there's other big issues at play.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: There's a new Wi Fi network here at work, and
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: we're all trying to connect to that and being that
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: was becoming the bug beer of your morning. You're trying
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: to connect with producer Grace to the Wi Fi network.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was my way through it as well.
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: You're while Liam Lawson is racing, you're.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Two or three st behind.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Now I'm sitting now, I'm sitting away.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: I'm sitting in the middle on the halfway line of
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: these conversations, and this is what it sounds. I'll just
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: play the audio what it sounded like to me. Okay, yeah,
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I wasn't allow you. I captivated, but that was awesome,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: don't get me wrong. But in that moment, I was
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: just like, I just need to get on the Wi Fi.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: It's been meince five o'clock. They need to get on
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: the Wi Fi. Now.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: In all seriousness I was recording, I was like, this
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: is comical.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: So you missed the fact that our boss was standing
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: in the court waiting to have a meeting.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: And then the meeting started too, and then we're over
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: here we're talking about Dill Mars and then this part
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: this WiFi PASSDS Formula one and a del Mark conversation
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: going on as well.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: There's a lot, a lot from my little brain to hear.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you find that though, when there's a lot of people,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: you know, and then people were like dinner party part,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: and then people will start breaking off.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: Into little groups as well, because it's too hard when you're.
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: Like, to be honest, I thought everyone was watching what.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: I had no idea there was other stuff going on.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know what conversations. I just had a nodding.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: I figured I guaranteed to adopt someone's head. I don't
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: know what was going on, but let's just keep it
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: one conversation to the room, okay.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, well there's a lot going on. I mean,
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: I was greatly, I'm lawesome, but I need to get
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: the wi fi.
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: So and you got connected to the WiFi. That was
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: a which