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Dangerous Animals (2024) Movie Review | ABJ Podcast (NCIHS Horror ) · ABJ

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  What's going on everybody we are back for another episode of not
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  cool in high school horror and I am joined now hopefully by my
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  permanent Co host Chuck Charles the God, whatever you want to
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  call them horror Prince. We we do bond over pro wrestling
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  and also horror movies and pretty much all think pop
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  culture. I don't think there's not much
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  that we're into that's not that's different.
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  Like there's not. I don't think there's one thing
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  that you're into that I'm like, I absolutely hate that.
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  We haven't, we haven't met that impact, no.
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  We have not crossed that bridge now.
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  I'm sure there's something, but I think the thing that you
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  probably like more than I do is deathmatch wrestling.
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  Yes, I, I, I can enjoy it if I don't know who's performing.
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  Oh, OK. If I know who they are and I
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  become friends with them, yeah. Scares the shit out.
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  Of me, yeah, I can understand that.
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  And you have become friends with pretty much every deathmatch
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  wrestler. A few of them, yeah.
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  How the? Fuck do you mentally put
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  yourself through like they're gonna do this and like not freak
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  the fuck out for them? Well.
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  I know that I have a good idea that they know what they're
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  doing more than most of us give them credit for.
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  Yeah. And that they are professionals
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  and they don't really do anything that they couldn't do
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  or they wouldn't trust their partner to get in the ring with
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  them if they, you know, yeah, wouldn't trust them with their
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  life. So it's at that level of an
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  understanding with it. And a lot of them are like, you
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  know, like JJ Allen with POR stunts, like he does stunts too.
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  And there are other people that have done stunts from
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  deathmatch, you know, that have left deathmatch and gone and
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  become stunt people like Sicknick Mondo.
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  That's what that's what he does now.
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  He just does production work and stunt crew stuff.
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  Have you seen there's a lot of wrestlers making the jump to the
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  fucking Savannah Bananas? Like Puff is a Savannah.
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  Banana get out. Really.
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  I think I've seen him a one. There's like a few, like
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  wrestling commentators who have become Savannah Banana people
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  like they're snatching up like people in the wrestling world.
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  Oh God, have they done anything at the Iron Pig Stadium yet?
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  I don't think we have Alley. That might be too small.
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  Here, yeah, like they're big they're they're doing parks now
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  they're. Doing football stadiums?
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  Wow, they're turning football stadiums into baseball fields.
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  Weird and wild stuff. Did you ever watch a game yet?
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  No, just some highlights my definitely check.
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  It out? Yeah, it's on HBO.
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  OK, HBO if you have Max. HBO Max.
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  Really. Yeah, I watched the one night
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  and it was a rain delay and the rain delay, I was like, anytime
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  you watch rain delay baseball, it's just commentators talking
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  the whole time. Tell me they have hot dog
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  cannons. They just play another game.
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  Like they just show you footage from another game, but it's so
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  goddamn entertaining you don't care because people are
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  backflipping. So if you catch a ball and do a
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  trick while you're catching the ball, that's two outs each
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  inning. You play by runs or outs.
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  So if you get six runs in three outs and then the next team does
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  7, they win one point for that inning.
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  Oh my gosh. So each inning is a point.
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  You win by the inning. So it keeps the pace going, it
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  keeps the score high, it keeps people interacted.
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  And then at the very end, the last inning, every run is a
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  point. So even if you're down 30, you
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  could roll it back at the end. And then they have a sudden
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  death rolls. But the whole time they're
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  sorry. The whole time they're on rain
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  delay, everyone goes to the concourse because it's raining
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  and they're trying to get out of the rain.
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  All the players leave the dugout in the locker rooms and go up to
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  the concourse and hang out with the fans.
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  Oh wow. So you always feel like you're
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  interacted. Like even if you're in the
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  Nosebleed, they make sure you're invested in the team.
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  They send players up to come talk to you and stuff, get out.
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  I love it. Do they have mascots?
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  I don't think so yet, but I think other teams mascots go and
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  support them. Are so are they city specific?
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  Kind of. There's only four teams.
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  There's four teams. There's Savannah, Bananas, the
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  firefighters, the Cowboys or something, and then the party
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  animals. And there's only four teams and
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  they just. Party animals, Where are they
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  from? I don't.
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  I think they just, I don't, I'm not sure, but they're like lime,
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  not like lime, like neon pink and blue and Gray.
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  That's their colors, OK. Like they have cool colors.
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  There's that team with AEW that that does that.
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  The outrunners. Yeah, Yeah.
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  They look very. Outrunners Outrunners and Joey
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  Janella. Yes, very much so.
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  Yeah, they're great. But yeah, back to where we were.
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  But yeah, there will be other times where we will have guests
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  on. We talked about before we still,
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  I still owe Courtney Terrifier 3, which I think bringing you
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  into the fold with me, you and Courtney is just a whole fucking
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  home run. Oh yeah.
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  I talked about Brian joining us for because he hates horror.
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  So I think it'd be fun to like hear him.
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  We pick a movie that we both love and hear Brian, just like,
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  I didn't like it because this, this, this and this and just
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  like overanalyze it, overbook it.
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  Yeah, I think that. 'D be a lot of fun.
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  Lily is now getting into horror. OK.
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  So for this movie in general, I didn't use my role that I
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  normally should, but it's called the did the Dog Die website,
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  Doug's the Dog Die website, and literally it lists off every
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  triggering thing that could possibly be in that movie
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  because she struggles with sexual assault and horror
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  movies. If there's that, she's like,
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  yeah, done dunzo. And I understand that, I respect
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  it, but there's a lot of horror with that.
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  I had, I had this conversation earlier this week with someone
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  and I said the same thing. I was like, it's not something I
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  sought out it, but it's something that I started seeing
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  in like mid 2000s, like cinema more like when Grindhouse and
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  Devil's Rejects and they did remakes of everything and it was
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  like this rebirth of 70s culture.
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  And like with that became became the horrible stuff that was
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  outlawed because we could see it now.
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  But yeah, it's not anything I want to reoccurringly go to as a
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  sub genre in R if I don't have, you know, it's tough.
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  It's a tough. One of my favorite movies.
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  The whole premise is based on a the sexual assault, the
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  beginning. I spit on your grave.
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  Oh sure, because I think the comeback to that story is so
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  satisfying, but the the beginning of what she goes
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  through is tough to watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  The last house on the left is is the one that I'm like, it's
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  tough, but it's a it's a good movie.
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  You've seen Devil's Rejects, right?
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  Devil's Rejects. There's no reason for that in
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  Devil's Rejects or House of 1000 Corpses other than Rob Zombie.
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  Just wanted to throw it in there because that's what he does in
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  horror movies. Love him or leave him, whatever,
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  but I don't know. Somehow he skipped it out of the
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  monsters though. This is good.
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  He did. I forgot he did that, and I
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  watched that too. That was all right.
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  I. Didn't hate him but it wasn't my
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  favorite. He's doing OK.
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  Yeah, it's definitely the prequel monster.
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  Five Star Cinema. But I was happy that it wasn't
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  she was, it wasn't a it wasn't a ruined idea.
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  Like it was OK for me to show my kids and be like, this is still
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  the monster. I was still the.
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  General. Premise.
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  She was a fun Lily monster. I thought, yeah, you know.
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  Herman hated. I hated Herman at first, but
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  then he grew me towards the end. Yeah, OK.
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  Yeah, to revisit that one for Spooky.
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  Season. Yeah, well, that's that's a cool
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  thing. This is coming back with spooky
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  season. And like I said, I'm always down
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  to chat with you and hang out with you if there's ever a
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  tornado tag, you want to jump in on us?
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  You always have access to all that if you want to.
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  But today we are talking about the movie Dangerous animals.
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  Now, when you sent this to me, you said the guy who directed
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  what movie Weapons. So I think that's incorrect.
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  Oh, I'm sorry, I. Think they directed long legs or
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  they were part of long legs? OK, but weapons is also on the
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  list of something I want to watch.
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  Yes, and I have access to it. OK, so I can possibly get you
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  access to that as well. If I would love to watch both of
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  those movies. Yeah, so this movie, when I you
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  first told me about it and I read the thing, I was like, how
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  the fuck do you make a horror movie?
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  Yeah, I thought honestly, from the description, I was like, I
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  guess I had heard it blur A blurb about it on The Last
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  Podcast on the Left, one of their short short stories or
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  whatever they do between podcasts.
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  They're reviewing summer, summer horror cinema.
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  And that came up as they were talking about weapons.
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  Maybe that's how. But I was like very much the
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  same. I was like, this could be
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  terrible. This could be like.
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  I didn't know there was a serial killer element until until I
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  watched the trailer because this is what I like to do too.
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  Even if we go back and watch a movie that I've never that I've
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  seen or maybe I haven't watched it in a while, but I remember
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  watching it. Go back and rewatch the trailer
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  before you watch it. Oh yeah, it's it.
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  It sparks something like if you watch the trailer for a movie
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  and then watch the movie immediately after, it's a
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  different vibe. Yeah.
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  Because like you almost get that vibe of the movie theater where
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  you're in watching the trailer and you're like, I want to watch
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  that. Or you're like, I hated that
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  trailer. And then you watch him like, OK,
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  the trailer matches, it was a terrible movie.
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  Or you watch the trailer. It's like all the good stuff was
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  in the trailer. That's my problem with trailers
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  in the last 15 years at least, that they tend to ruin parts of
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  the movie that after you watch it, you're like, why would you
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  have put that in the trailer? Yeah, that's like the last scene
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  of the movie and you put like 2 seconds in the trailer.
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  You don't. Do it.
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  You don't do it. You don't have to do that in a
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  trailer. I.
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  Hope we do that for me. The new pet cemetery where they
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  show in the trailer that she doesn't die, it's a little
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  brother this time and they flip it.
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  And I was like, why would you show that in the trailer?
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  That's like a big. And during the movie you're
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  like, that's kind of a plot twist because you're if you're
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  watching the original, you think that it's one and they switch it
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  on you. I wouldn't put that in the
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  trailer. But yeah, this movie didn't
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  really do that for me with the trailer.
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  It actually made me more interested.
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  I watched the trailer. I was like, oh, this looks good.
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  I'm interested. And I was immediately drawn in
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  by Jai Jai Jai Courtney. I hope I'm saying I'm terrible
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  at names. I'll get better as we go.
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  But Jai Courtney in the trailer was like, holy shit.
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  And I didn't know who he was. There's a wrestler on our scene
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  named Phil Insane. I thought he looks like Phil
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  Insane mixed with Ed Hardy or Matt Hardy.
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  No, what the hell? His name?
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  He looks like Ryback. Tom Hardy all the way.
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  The entire movie I'm looking at this guy.
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  There's two people. He reminds me of.
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  The other person, I can't say, but he is from Monroy City.
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  I used to work with him. OK, but the other one is Ryback.
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  He looked like Ryback at scenes in the movie, especially intense
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  scenes or there were scenes that highlighted physicality.
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  I was like he reminds me of Ryback.
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  Yeah, he was a big dude. Yeah, he put it on for this
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  movie he plays. Phil Insane.
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  That's a good one too, yeah. Phil Insane meets Tom Hardy.
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  Yeah, I think I watched the trailer with my Keller was here
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  and he was even like, is that Tom Hardy?
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  I go, no, it's not too Hardy. It looks like Tom Hardy, but and
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  then we have Josh Hudson. I think I said that, right.
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  Hassey Harrison, Ella Newton, Liam Grinnock, and then the rest
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  were kind of like just background people.
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  This movie did not have a lot of actors in it.
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  It was mostly shot between a few handful of people, but the
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  premise of the movie is when Safir and a savvy free she's a
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  savvy free spirited surfer is abducted by a shark obsessed
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  serial killer held captive on his boat.
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  She must figure out a way to escape before he carries out the
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  ritualistic feeding. Where was I at?
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  Ritualistic feeding to the sharks below and trailer
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  happens. I'm in.
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  We watch this on AMC Plus. That's where I watched it.
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  That's where you watched it. Free 7 day trial.
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  Yep, get a free seven day trial. Or if you like horror and you
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  also want to follow on this podcast, we'll probably be using
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  a lot of Shutter because I do also like watching mainstream
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  horror, but I do like watching that corny, shitty horror too.
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  Oh sure, yeah, I think not. It would fall under horror but I
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  think when the new comes out and it's available to watch on
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  streaming we should go back and watch the original Toxic Avenger
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  and then the remake. I would love to, yeah.
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  I haven't seen the remake yet. Pardon me.
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  I I you saying shitty movies spurred something.
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  A friend texted me today and asked me, are you familiar with
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  full moon features at all? No full moon movies.
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  It's the puppet master. Building.
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  Oh yeah, and Puppet Master. All of those movies that Charlie
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  Band made under the full moon features umbrella, he said.
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  There was one that was called Gator that I was like, I don't,
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  I've never seen it. He's like, you got to see it.
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  It's so it's so bad. The CGI makes it so bad and I
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  like going back to things like that there.
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  There's quite a few full moon movies we should watch.
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  I'm in. Yeah.
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  Yeah. I like finding those deep cuts,
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  too. Yeah.
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  Like, like a lot of people don't talk about it, but it got
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  popular with the video game because they put the movie in
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  the video game. Like the full movie.
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  You can sit on the couch in the video game and watch the movie
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  on the screen. But Tammy and the T Rex.
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  Yeah. Like, if you look at the cast of
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  that movie, you're like, what? And they're like, yeah, Paul
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  Walker's in it. He gets killed, and they put his
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  brain into an animatronic T Rex, and he terrorizes the city.
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  Yeah. Oh, and his love interest is
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  Denise Richards. You're like, fucking How did
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  they get in this? Movie.
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  Yeah. How did all this happen?
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  Yeah. So AMC Plus also, if you do that
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  to kind of go back, you also get Shudder, which is included with
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  that. So definitely if you want to
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  follow along, that is a good service to have.
• 13:10
  Does Joe Bob still do his show? Like yes, every quarter, at
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  least on, I believe so, yeah. I haven't watched it in quite a
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  while. I'm sorry but.
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  Dragula's on there too. I was.
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  Going to say Dragula. Titans just get out of their
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  season. Oh, oh, Oh, yes, it's.
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  Like a drag show, it's a harvest, really.
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  Fucking the Boulet brothers. Is this yes?
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  Yes. They're on.
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  They're amazing. Yeah.
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  So when I first heard about this movie, I thought it was going to
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  be more along the lines of it was, I think it was a movie
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  called Frozen where a bunch of kids get stuck on a ski lift.
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  Great movie. I love that movie.
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  That's a good movie. I love that movie.
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  The whole movie takes place on a ski lift.
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  And it makes me so happy that like I have a 13 year old niece
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  who grew up with the Disney movie froze.
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  It makes me so happy that like now I can say to her friends,
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  you want to see the real Frozen because they're that old now.
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  Like they asked me what horror movies they you know, they
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  should watch or not watch. Good horror movie.
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  It's it's a psychological Yeah, they're stuck on a ski lift in
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  the middle of a Blizzard. It's sick.
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  It's pretty cool. You gotta watch.
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  It it's like it's a winter horror movie.
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  Yeah. It's definitely like, yeah,
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  something you should say for after Christmas, that long
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  stretch of winter cold. Yeah, the cold.
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  And eat soup and watch that fat. And like Hateful 8.
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  And I. Don't.
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  Picture to show you later. OK, so you pop into our brains
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  in this house all the lot, whether it's wrestling or horror
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  soup. Big soup guy.
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  Big soup guy like. Soup.
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  But yeah, this one's going to fall under psychological
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  thriller, horror, horror and thriller.
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  It gets a 6.4 to 10 on IMDb. It's Rotten Tomato score is a 76
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  towards the end. I just want to kind of Mull over
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  as we're talking about it, but I usually do a one to five scale,
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  kind of like the untapped app. So like one one's like a decent
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  movie, 2's a good movie, 3 is like, watch it again. 4 is
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  unbelievable. 5 is the perfect movie.
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  I try to protect that 4. So 2 and 3 is still a really
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  good score for a movie. Yeah.
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  So we'll kind of dive into that. We'll see how many out of five,
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  how many sharks we give it. OK.
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  All right. Yeah.
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  All right, so we start off this movie with the the main
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  character, which his name is Bruce Tucker in this.
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  So I usually suck with names. So Bruce Tucker, he has a couple
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  on the boat and he's going to have them do a shark tour.
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  Now, once you watch the trailer and you know he's the killer,
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  you're like already kind of waiting to see how he's going to
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  do it. But I think the movie does an
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  amazing job cinematically. I think there's a lot of really
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  good cinematic stuff in this movie that they visually show
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  you but don't explain, but it makes your mind want more.
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  Yes. Which I think they do really
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  well with this. They were.
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  They were very good in how restrained he was in the initial
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  set. Like the movie starts and as
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  you're watching it, you're seeing the interaction of the
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  characters and things start fleshing out and then it
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  abruptly stops. I'll just say that.
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  And you get cast into the feature credits and the story
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  changes. And I stopped for a moment and I
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  said to my friend Sam, I was watching it with my girlfriend
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  Sam. I was watching it with that.
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  I was like, oh, wait, did the story just change?
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  Was that they just set that up in front of us as to the theme
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  of the movie and like, yeah, that was it, you know, like, and
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  which I liked. It didn't give you too much time
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  to Stew on the characters that were just developed for you.
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  It was more like, no, this is what you're going to see happen
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  to the he. Was really good at giving him
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  false security. Yes, yes.
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  And like, not dwelling on things too much, you know that it got
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  stale or boring, you know that was cool.
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  So we'll do a couple minutes of banter with, I guess we'll say
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  without spoilers and then when we're going to have a part in
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  this where we are going to say, hey, from here on out is spoiler
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  warning. So if you're watching this first
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  up until we tell you, we will not try to spoil anything.
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  We'll talk around things. You did that in the beginning
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  and I was like, well, that's perfect because I didn't even
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  actually tell you that was a part of the bit.
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  And then we'll say, hey, from here on out, go watch it, come
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  back, give us another view. And then absolutely then check
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  out the the thing. Another thing I think would be a
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  lot of fun too for bonus content, even if you're not
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  here. I might record them by myself or
• 17:22
  with Lily. But I want to put a camera on
• 17:24
  almost like a watch along with us where like, hey, you could
• 17:26
  put the movie on and then put the YouTube video on and we
• 17:29
  could watch it together and talk like Mystery Science Theater
• 17:32
  almost, or like explain how we feel.
• 17:34
  And then you'll see the watch along and as bonus content if
• 17:36
  you're a paid member. And then you can come and listen
• 17:39
  to the review with us or maybe that'll inspire you to go watch
• 17:42
  the watch along with us. But yeah, so trying to not
• 17:46
  really getting to spoil this, but you do find out very early
• 17:48
  on about the serial killer thing.
• 17:50
  But like the one shot that really got me is when they're in
• 17:53
  the the water doing the shark dive and she's she has a genuine
• 17:57
  fear of, Oh my God, the sharks. Are they going to get me sharks?
• 17:59
  The sharks? Because the movie sets you up
• 18:01
  that that's where we're going to go.
• 18:02
  And then there's almost that peace and beautiful scene under
• 18:05
  the water where it's not dangerous.
• 18:07
  The sharks are just existing. They're just swimming, and she
• 18:10
  just comes up from the water and she hasn't like, Oh my God.
• 18:13
  Like, that was so beautiful. Like.
• 18:14
  And he's like, really? Yeah.
• 18:15
  And then it just, from there, just immediately pulls the rug
• 18:18
  from underneath you. Yep.
• 18:20
  And it's all that you needed to understand where things were
• 18:22
  going. Yeah.
• 18:23
  Well and they show that in the trailer.
• 18:24
  So in the trailer that you they show do show.
• 18:26
  They didn't know that. I didn't know that.
• 18:28
  OK. So they, that's, that's how they
• 18:29
  set the tone of the trailer, that this guy's a bad guy where
• 18:32
  he kills her boyfriend in that beginning scene.
• 18:35
  The boat, the boat has this vibe to it, almost like a Jeepers
• 18:39
  Creepers van. Yeah.
• 18:40
  Because there's a few scenes where they're going back to the
• 18:44
  boat or you first see the boat on land and the and, and people
• 18:48
  are seeing it. And it's not even like in the
• 18:51
  the main shot because you're shooting it from the backseat of
• 18:54
  the car. But when he turns the corner and
• 18:56
  he's focused on the road, you, as the watcher see the boat as
• 19:00
  if like, Oh my God, there it is. It's a huge boat.
• 19:03
  Yeah, it's a huge. Buffeteria is a.
• 19:05
  Beautiful. Like it's a huge boat for one
• 19:07
  person, I'll just say that. It seems smaller on the outside,
• 19:10
  but it really opens up when you're in there.
• 19:11
  Think of the possibilities just when when you think of that like
• 19:15
  a party boat for this story. This could be the first movie in
• 19:19
  a series and then a series of prequels could follow it.
• 19:23
  And he's. Going to say that you can find
• 19:24
  out about what we're going to talk about in a bit.
• 19:27
  But like they definitely sat up like like this boat is huge for
• 19:31
  one person to have. It would be have to be
• 19:33
  impossible to man yourself because the only other person
• 19:36
  that you see that he interacts with is Dave, who's like the
• 19:40
  terrible drunk guy who lives on the dock.
• 19:42
  I guess the dock manager or something.
• 19:44
  Like that, either he's a dock manager or he kind of almost
• 19:47
  comes off as he might be like a homeless guy that might help him
• 19:50
  start a business. Yeah, maybe.
• 19:52
  Yeah, yeah, it's weird. In cahoots somehow, to be sure.
• 19:57
  So I would say, do you have anything else you talk about
• 19:59
  that's not spoiler loaded before we dive into it here?
• 20:01
  No All right, so I think this is a good cut off we'll put up now.
• 20:04
  If you guys watch from this point on we are going to spoil
• 20:07
  the shit out of this movie. And come back and join us after
• 20:11
  you watch it or just hang out and watch, listen to spoilers.
• 20:13
  Some people like that and then come back and our chat in the
• 20:17
  comments. Obviously we're not live when we
• 20:19
  do this, but when we are doing this, it is on YouTube.
• 20:21
  You can watch, you can watch it on Spotify or you listen to the
• 20:24
  audio on Spotify or any other podcast app.
• 20:27
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• 20:34
  episodes. We do do a lot of content on
• 20:36
  here that's not just horror movies.
• 20:38
  If you want to follow just the thread on YouTube, that's only
• 20:42
  the horror, go to the very bottom or just type in Not Cool
• 20:45
  in high school horror. It does have its own YouTube
• 20:47
  page. It does not have a lot of
• 20:48
  subscribers. It's a brand new page, but I try
• 20:51
  to separate the content by each theme.
• 20:54
  So if you're not into if you want, you don't want your
• 20:56
  timeline to be 80% wrestling because that's what I do.
• 21:01
  I think we have a catfight downstairs.
• 21:05
  Catfight. Definitely have a catfight
• 21:08
  downstairs. They're one cat's not fixed and
• 21:10
  we have to get them done and they've just been beating the.
• 21:12
  Shit out of each other. Bring the spray bottle.
• 21:17
  Sorry about that. We're back.
• 21:18
  But yeah, Justin, check out those pages.
• 21:20
  Basketball, huh? Your mom's.
• 21:22
  Just watching basketball. Yeah, it's right here.
• 21:24
  So WNBA sounds like catfight. It did not.
• 21:27
  But yeah, check all those out. We do have merchandise as well,
• 21:35
  maybe some cool spin off merch for not cool in high school
• 21:38
  coming in the future. We'll figure some stuff out.
• 21:40
  But yes, so spoiler alert, we're in the beginning.
• 21:43
  He kills the couple and but keeps 1, keeps one.
• 21:46
  And then that's when he looks at her and says, what does he say?
• 21:49
  He goes welcome aboard or something, and then that's when
• 21:52
  they kind of jump into the next character.
• 21:54
  Zephyr, yes. Yeah.
• 21:56
  Yes, cool American, this does play take place all what?
• 22:03
  Oh, it does play all in Australia.
• 22:05
  Yes. And it shows me a second to
• 22:07
  realize that, Yeah. Yeah, because she's American and
• 22:10
  you're like, oh, OK, so maybe that one guy just as Australian,
• 22:14
  you know. But I, you know what my thing
• 22:15
  is, is I have in my Discord, I have two Australians in there
• 22:19
  and I've met other Australians. Oh yeah.
• 22:21
  So like, Australian accent doesn't even faze me anymore.
• 22:25
  It's just part of the lexicon for me.
• 22:26
  I have me and PJ, you know, my buddy PJ, Yeah, we have had a
• 22:30
  friend for God at least 25 years now who is from Ireland.
• 22:34
  Yeah, Ireland, Australia, and you hang out with them so much
• 22:38
  and gosh darn, it just doesn't faze you anymore.
• 22:41
  And I bet a lot of people, wrestlers from Australia through
• 22:45
  deathmatch, because there's deathmatch down under, that
• 22:48
  company that Tremont's worked with and ICWNHB has worked with.
• 22:52
  So Joel Bateman, a lot of people.
• 22:56
  Terry, Who the hell was that guy?
• 22:58
  Terry. Not Cruz or Funk, but Terry.
• 23:01
  I forget Terry's last name, but yeah, I've met a few.
• 23:03
  Of them does. Does Australia have their own
• 23:04
  version of a Terry Funk? Well, this guy named himself
• 23:07
  Terry. Oh, man, I can't believe I'm.
• 23:10
  I'm blanking on his name. He named himself after Terry
• 23:12
  Funk. So he likes to fashion himself
• 23:14
  the Australian Terry. Yeah.
• 23:16
  Fun fact about our cats and wrestling and death match.
• 23:19
  You like this. So when the cat, our one cat
• 23:22
  Boom was born the weekend of I was in London for All in all in
• 23:26
  All Out that weekend. Terry Funk dies.
• 23:30
  Terry, why it dies? Somebody sniffing my ass.
• 23:32
  All all in happens. So we named it Cat Wimbley.
• 23:36
  OK boom for Adam Cole, Terry for Terry Fong.
• 23:39
  OK Bray. And and then one was just kept
• 23:43
  bougie because it's supposed to be baby.
• 23:46
  Oh baby. Yeah, Terry's a great name.
• 23:48
  For. Cat, I love that.
• 23:50
  I love, I love just like regular, normal people.
• 23:53
  Names for cats just makes sense, yeah?
• 23:56
  If I would have known what I've known now, I wouldn't have named
• 23:59
  Boom Boom. He would have been our scumbag.
• 24:01
  He it would have fit him way better.
• 24:04
  OK, he is the you always rename him.
• 24:06
  They never they never they never really know their name.
• 24:09
  There's a little. White spot under his nose.
• 24:12
  He's a black cat. He's a tuxedo cat, but he has
• 24:14
  just one little white spot. I feel like we should have named
• 24:17
  him Tony Montana. RTK.
• 24:19
  Tony Meow, Montana. He could have been TK Tony Khan.
• 24:22
  Yeah. Ohh.
• 24:23
  Did you see that in wrestling news?
• 24:25
  Was it yesterday or today? They like it got leaked that WWE
• 24:28
  behind the scenes they call him like Snowball, Snowball or
• 24:31
  something Snow King or Snow King, like something, something
• 24:34
  to do with it. It's always snowing around.
• 24:36
  Tony Khan, Yeah. But they're not.
• 24:38
  They're living in their head. Red Free and AW has gotten
• 24:41
  better of not letting them live, no.
• 24:43
  You're absolutely their product. Better that like I haven't
• 24:46
  watched it yet but I heard that Wrestle Palooza was junkie
• 24:49
  horrible. It was.
• 24:51
  Like a kind of like a Raw, which.
• 24:55
  But meanwhile, like I have friends down in Philadelphia
• 24:58
  that never watched wrestling and they went to that AW residency
• 25:02
  and now they're AW fans. They've rented all in.
• 25:04
  They were like, did you watch it?
• 25:05
  I'm like, no, I had to go to a wedding.
• 25:07
  Yeah. But I love that.
• 25:09
  Yeah. There are people that never
• 25:10
  watched wrestling. Yeah.
• 25:11
  But they're like athletic type people or artists.
• 25:14
  So like they get it, you know. Oh.
• 25:16
  You're going to have a lot of wrestling run insurance.
• 25:18
  Yeah, Horror podcast just put that out there, but yeah, so.
• 25:22
  So opening scene, yeah, we have Zephyr.
• 25:25
  Yeah, her kind of showing that she's kind of a vagrant.
• 25:28
  A beach rat, some would say, lives out of her van down by the
• 25:33
  Beach Boy. She is the prime candidate of
• 25:38
  getting kidnapped because she Oh my God.
• 25:40
  No family, no friends, no contact.
• 25:43
  No family, no friends, no contact and no protection.
• 25:46
  She has no Mace, no Taser. Like she's got bread rolls.
• 25:50
  She's got balls is what she's got.
• 25:52
  And then she meets this dude who looks like the kid from
• 25:55
  Entourage but younger. Yes, he's a very pretty man.
• 25:59
  Very pretty, very pretty. Like I was like he was just like
• 26:02
  a model. He looks like a model.
• 26:04
  He's like a enchanting eyes. Yeah, and that's why she goes
• 26:07
  and helps him, because why else would you go with a complete
• 26:10
  stranger man who needs her car jumped?
• 26:11
  That's true. That's not anywhere near you.
• 26:13
  And you have to drive like everything.
• 26:15
  Like the whole time we're watching it, we're like, oh, so
• 26:18
  he's we thought he was the guy who was going to take her to the
• 26:21
  serial killer. We thought he was like.
• 26:23
  He was like a he's the first thing he said.
• 26:26
  He was like, I'm not a serial killer and I'm like, what a
• 26:28
  serial killer would say, bro. I have to say I give it to him
• 26:32
  though, for his persistence. He believed, He believed and he
• 26:36
  eventually found her man and he made it happen.
• 26:39
  Yeah, but he is. He's corny as fuck in the
• 26:43
  beginning but it works because how he looks.
• 26:45
  Yes, if he was ugly and was trying those moves she would
• 26:47
  have denied him immediately man. What if it?
• 26:50
  What if he looked like Screech from Saved by the Bell?
• 26:52
  If you look like any, if you look like me, he wasn't getting
• 26:55
  that girl. I've I've.
• 26:56
  Just recently come to find that Screech is my favorite Saved by
• 26:59
  the Bell character throughout the series.
• 27:00
  He's the only one with sanity. And and yeah, and he's actually
• 27:03
  just a person. Which is weird because everyone
• 27:06
  else in the show sucked. Dudes.
• 27:08
  Especially Zack Morris. Zack is the worst.
• 27:11
  He's. Horrible.
• 27:12
  The worst dude. He should go to jail.
• 27:13
  Insistently throughout the series, it's a.
• 27:16
  Little TikTok page dedicated. Really called.
• 27:18
  Zack Morris is the. Worst.
• 27:19
  Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, they have.
• 27:21
  A YouTube. Page Yeah, they just go back
• 27:23
  with like clips of like, look at how shitty he treated his friend
• 27:26
  in this scene. And in this so they actually
• 27:28
  show. He did this, this this.
• 27:29
  They show the actor who played Zack Morris a video of Zack
• 27:33
  Morris's trash, and he watched it and he goes, you know, I
• 27:36
  never playing the character. I never thought of my character
• 27:40
  this way. He goes.
• 27:41
  But now people are showing me Zach Morris's trash.
• 27:44
  I I see myself in a whole new light.
• 27:46
  Yeah, He's like, I didn't. I was not playing the character
• 27:49
  to be that. But I am a sociopath.
• 27:51
  Like I am really bad. Yeah, yeah.
• 27:55
  So you know that this guy, the the serial killer was definitely
• 28:00
  watching Saved by the Bell as a kid.
• 28:01
  Yeah, there's going to be. It's going to be in the
• 28:03
  prequels, don't worry. I was thinking the same thing
• 28:05
  with what we'll get into. I was going to wait till the
• 28:07
  end. Boy, when you said it.
• 28:08
  I'm glad we're on the same page because I want prequels.
• 28:12
  I want more of this character. It's a great, it's a great way.
• 28:15
  Villain. It's a great way to expand on a
• 28:19
  story in a way that people aren't used to, right?
• 28:21
  Yeah, and and I think another thing that makes this character
• 28:26
  the the protagonist female different from any other scream
• 28:29
  queen or final girl. Is she almost, like, plays into
• 28:32
  the psychological role of the character of, like, the guy who
• 28:35
  abducts her? Like she's immediately telling
• 28:37
  him straight to his face, go fuck yourself, you have mommy
• 28:39
  issues, there's something wrong with you.
• 28:41
  And it shows that it bothers him.
• 28:43
  Yeah. Like, she knows how to cut deep.
• 28:45
  Yeah, because she's been that survivalist type girl her whole
• 28:49
  life. Yeah, well, it probably speaks
• 28:51
  to a lot of people that are serial killers, deep rooted
• 28:55
  fragility mentally that drives them to kill people.
• 28:58
  It's always got to be based around something he.
• 29:00
  Seems you never really get into why he does what he does.
• 29:04
  Not yet, But he just says it's my calling, which is another
• 29:06
  reason why. Yeah.
• 29:07
  So many questions and not enough answers.
• 29:09
  Like. Yeah, the whole where he just
• 29:10
  gets drunk and dances to that song.
• 29:12
  Oh yeah, That was a fantastic scene.
• 29:15
  Yeah. That's Buffalo Bill worthy style
• 29:17
  like. It was pretty funny.
• 29:19
  It was pretty funny. It's.
• 29:20
  Unsettling too, though, like just how he he knows all the
• 29:23
  word and like, and another awesome thing about this
• 29:26
  character too, that you don't know.
• 29:28
  Like no, they don't explain it, but they just show it to you and
• 29:31
  you understand immediately. What, like his trophy system
• 29:34
  with the cutting of the hair. Oh yeah, and then making a lore.
• 29:36
  Out of. It and then taping the lore to
• 29:38
  the box. Oh boy.
• 29:40
  And then I don't want to come across that at a swap meet.
• 29:42
  Oh. And then like does Zoo, like,
• 29:44
  you know, in your brain, like, Oh my God, there's gonna be more
• 29:45
  tapes. There'll be more tapes.
• 29:46
  And they show the one row and then it just zooms out and it's
• 29:49
  like Dexter's fucking. I think I.
• 29:50
  Tried to count, I think there was like 18 of them.
• 29:53
  Yeah, at least. No, I know I'm not miked up but
• 29:56
  she was in the same scene. She's inscribing the girl before
• 30:01
  hers name and. Her name?
• 30:03
  And you're only seeing like 8-9 games there.
• 30:07
  That's the only people who actually had it marked right.
• 30:10
  And that's see whenever you. See all the patches of white on
• 30:13
  the wall? So many.
• 30:15
  More. Yeah, yeah.
• 30:16
  Yeah, but the. Fact.
• 30:17
  Like, yeah, like he painted over them like it's.
• 30:20
  Freaking yeah. And the fact that the first girl
• 30:22
  doesn't tell her anything of like, she's like, you don't want
• 30:25
  to know, but she's seen what he's going to do with the bait
• 30:28
  in the system. And then it's almost like he
• 30:31
  keeps one around to show the next one what he's going to do
• 30:33
  the next person. That's definitely what she knew.
• 30:36
  She had to have known at that point that he, he was exhausted
• 30:40
  with dealing with her, using her or whatever he was doing.
• 30:43
  Which was another thing about this movie that we, This is why
• 30:46
  it came up when I watched it, because after we got done, we
• 30:51
  were talking about it and that's what came up about, you know,
• 30:54
  Sam was saying, I'm really happy they didn't go down that road to
• 30:59
  show him, you know? Essaying.
• 31:02
  Essaying. I thought it was coming.
• 31:04
  Yeah. And I was happy they didn't
• 31:05
  because they didn't need to. And yeah, it was just, it was
• 31:09
  good that they didn't. There was not even like in a
• 31:11
  sexual element to him with the girls because even when he walks
• 31:15
  in and clearly sees the one girl's not wearing a top right,
• 31:17
  he doesn't make it a point to even care about.
• 31:19
  It right, right. Him and Dave were definitely in
• 31:22
  a really, really ship, right? Maybe.
• 31:24
  Yeah, yeah. With with dance moves like
• 31:27
  Daddy, that's. Why the dog was so pissed off?
• 31:29
  Yeah, Yeah. He's like, he rubs your belly,
• 31:31
  not mine. Yeah.
• 31:32
  He's super. He's you could tell he may be
• 31:34
  gay. Not because he's a serial
• 31:35
  killer, right, Because that was a thing back in the day when
• 31:38
  people were oppressed with their sexuality.
• 31:40
  Yeah, a lot of them became serial killers.
• 31:43
  Think of like you're made all the famous serial killers.
• 31:46
  Could you imagine? They're sexually repressed.
• 31:48
  Imagine all the serial killers we don't know about in
• 31:50
  different. Right now saying all gay people
• 31:54
  are serial no no. No.
• 31:59
  No, I don't. Know but all but here's the
• 32:00
  thing just kind of go on serial killers.
• 32:03
  You know what's upsets me more about certain serial killers,
• 32:06
  They'll talk about how Ted Bundy was art like was gay, but they
• 32:10
  never talk about the fact that he also went after women.
• 32:13
  But also he had he had a, he is maybe 6 or 7 victims who are
• 32:18
  underage girls. Yeah, that he also did stuff
• 32:20
  too. And they almost leave out the
• 32:21
  pedophilia aspect, but latch on the fact because I definitely
• 32:24
  think there was an anti-gay movement with serial killers
• 32:26
  too. Yeah, there's a bunch that we
• 32:28
  didn't know about, but they pushed full forefront.
• 32:30
  That's like that, yeah. I can understand that from
• 32:34
  watching true crime shows like Unsolved Mysteries and such like
• 32:38
  in the 90s, I guess early 90s they.
• 32:40
  Push that agenda. Yeah, it was definitely
• 32:43
  something that they were pushing.
• 32:44
  Yes, you're good. You could talk.
• 32:45
  Yeah, yeah, it's we're laid back.
• 32:47
  We're just drinking beers, talking horror movie.
• 32:49
  What are you drinking? A pounder snubby little Coors
• 32:53
  banquet. Coors Banquet.
• 32:55
  Austin just came in to hang out but yeah, so that that aspect
• 32:59
  was cool. Spoiler alert is the movie you
• 33:01
  didn't watch. We're talking about dangerous
• 33:04
  animals, but. So we're we're at, we're talking
• 33:06
  about. The Trophies Trophy systems.
• 33:07
  The trophy systems, but before that where we were was talking
• 33:11
  about her Zephyr meeting Moses. Is it on the beach so they they
• 33:16
  form a fast friendship? Bang.
• 33:18
  First night, but bang the first night.
• 33:20
  Good for him. He's he's not used to that.
• 33:23
  Banged in her van in the driveway when he had a full
• 33:26
  house they could have went into. Yeah, and then like he offers to
• 33:29
  make her food and she's like you know what, your peeing.
• 33:33
  Ain't that cool? I'm out.
• 33:34
  I'm going to go get some waves. Yeah, and it got me out of here.
• 33:37
  Yeah. And there was a scene, too.
• 33:39
  That's super relatable for us guys.
• 33:41
  Sorry ladies but like he texts her and he's like can I come
• 33:45
  join you? And she writes I would love that
• 33:49
  and then she her girlfriend kicks in and then she deletes it
• 33:52
  all. She goes I have to say something
• 33:53
  that shows I'm interested but still have to play a fucking
• 33:56
  game and not show you I'm interested.
• 33:58
  That's exactly what she did, no? She said was.
• 34:03
  You're not reading the deeper fucking messages there.
• 34:08
  She said it's a free beach. I'm hurt and I don't want to
• 34:12
  hurt other people and I know this already, so I'm going to
• 34:15
  push him away before he can hurt me more.
• 34:19
  Girl brain, don't do it, you're ruining your own happiness.
• 34:22
  He would have been there sooner and she would have never got
• 34:25
  kidnapped. Roll the credits.
• 34:26
  Happy ever ending. To freaking look at this so
• 34:31
  yeah, she goes she goes to the beach to catch the early waves
• 34:36
  at this point off of the beach, which he is describing to her
• 34:40
  earlier saying there's a blue bench or something right yeah,
• 34:43
  he's talking about being out on the like past the waves and just
• 34:46
  focusing on this blue bench and that's how you catch all the
• 34:49
  righteous waves on the break so she goes off to go catch the
• 34:54
  waves and you we already know what's going to happen at this
• 34:58
  point but it's neat how it comes together and you know how later
• 35:06
  on well what what happens is she gets out she's getting ready to
• 35:11
  go surfing and stuff and then the our our killer, our serial
• 35:16
  killer, what's his name Trek. Trek.
• 35:19
  Drake, yeah. Trucker or something.
• 35:20
  Drake, Bruce. Tucker Bruce.
• 35:22
  Trucker, Bruce. Trucker rolls up and tries to.
• 35:26
  Swing, by the way, the font on his business is the DuckTales
• 35:30
  font. Really.
• 35:32
  At least it looks like to me. Can you pull up on your phone
• 35:35
  the font of the truck? Actually, it might be in the
• 35:37
  photos of the movie. That's hilarious.
• 35:39
  It looks to me exactly like the DuckTales font.
• 35:42
  I was watching it and I didn't say anything to anyone like when
• 35:45
  we were talking about like watching it.
• 35:47
  And I was like, oh, that's the DuckTales font.
• 35:48
  Like I. Don't know my.
• 35:50
  Phone did fucking photos. There's got to be a photo of the
• 35:53
  boat right? Like there has to be 1?
• 35:57
  Nope, yeah, I'll have to Google it.
• 36:00
  But anyway, another interesting thing that you find out later in
• 36:04
  the movie with him, she wasn't random.
• 36:07
  He spots a girl and he's, he follows them, he studies them
• 36:10
  and he like, because he even said he goes, I, I just watched
• 36:14
  you surf and it was, it was like it was spiritual, the way you
• 36:16
  just did what you did and like, and then later on when he's in
• 36:19
  between going back to get the, the, his supplies coming back,
• 36:23
  he spots another girl and he instantly becomes mesmerized.
• 36:26
  And he's like, you could tell like, like, OK, when I get done
• 36:28
  here and I and I do what I got to do, I'm going to come back
• 36:31
  and. So you think that's what he's
• 36:32
  doing? He's going up and.
• 36:34
  Talks about a little bit. Yeah, scoping out the babes.
• 36:36
  Yeah, I think, I think he definitely, because he caught,
• 36:38
  he talks about at least maybe I misread it, but when he was on
• 36:41
  the boat, he's talking to her. He was like, no, I followed you.
• 36:43
  Yeah, I, I like, I was, I definitely he he was aware of
• 36:46
  her and definitely did his research of knowing that she'll
• 36:49
  be alone and she'll be an easy target.
• 36:51
  Like he's pretty careful. Not I mean, he has so many
• 36:53
  tapes. Sure.
• 36:54
  So he's very, very like some. I think some of it is the
• 36:57
  business, but also if you keep running a business and snatching
• 37:00
  people up, you're probably more prone to get caught.
• 37:03
  Even though the cops and detectives in Australia in this
• 37:06
  movie fucking suck. Yeah, they're the worst.
• 37:08
  Well, I think like that's the whole that they established.
• 37:11
  That's one of the things they didn't establish as well as they
• 37:14
  maybe should have. You find out later in the movie
• 37:18
  it's alluded to even more that the reason they're not so savvy
• 37:23
  about finding what's going on with these women as they're all
• 37:25
  foreign tourists, yes, that nobody cares about seemingly, or
• 37:28
  it's women with their boyfriend or something like that.
• 37:31
  And it's like, all right, I get it.
• 37:33
  But like, you know. Yeah, because she even says he's
• 37:36
  a he's he's a local. He's a local.
• 37:38
  Yeah. Yeah, I do.
• 37:40
  That's another thing I didn't establish.
• 37:41
  But definitely there's a plot. I did notice too though, like
• 37:46
  she had just met up with this guy right First time meeting him
• 37:50
  and whenever the other girl, the 1st girl, she says oh there was
• 37:54
  this guy but it was like my first.
• 37:56
  Time. Oh yeah, it wasn't actually her
• 37:57
  long time boyfriend, they just met up.
• 37:59
  Met that day. Yes, yes.
• 38:02
  I forgot about that element too. Yeah, that was interesting.
• 38:05
  Sucks to be him, man. Fuck.
• 38:08
  So yeah. There's something to go back to
• 38:10
  that too with the because later on it's interesting that he
• 38:13
  doesn't just kill the dude right away because it seems like he's
• 38:16
  not interested in the males. But he kept this maybe for just
• 38:18
  for the plot of the movie, but he didn't just offer him right
• 38:21
  away, which is I thought was an interesting choice.
• 38:25
  Yeah, so. Find something to hurt her,
• 38:27
  because nothing at that. Point or even have someone to
• 38:29
  watch because when he videotapes too.
• 38:31
  This is a whole other element of this character that they don't
• 38:33
  talk about. Once again, this movie has tons
• 38:35
  of elements that we're theorizing just because of what
• 38:38
  the movie told us, but it just makes sense.
• 38:40
  But they don't. There's no details or
• 38:42
  description, but it just, it almost just like alludes to your
• 38:46
  intelligence as an audience member.
• 38:47
  What doesn't feel like it has to spell it out for you.
• 38:49
  And they do a good job of like, if you're a horror fan, you'll
• 38:51
  connect the dots or like a true crime fan, you like, yeah, this
• 38:54
  is this is you almost profile him as you're watching it.
• 38:57
  But his whole thing, too is he's kind of voyeuristic, where maybe
• 39:01
  instead of the sexual nature of his crimes, he, it seems like he
• 39:05
  likes watching the soul leave the body.
• 39:08
  He likes that last glimpse of, like, life leave.
• 39:12
  And like, that does it for him. Like he gets an adrenaline rush
• 39:16
  off that, but then he also wants to videotape the person watching
• 39:21
  their reaction to watching the same thing.
• 39:23
  He watched that. Realization of oh shit I'm next.
• 39:26
  And he just it, that's what he drinks and sexy dances like,
• 39:29
  that's his. That that does it for him.
• 39:32
  Yeah, that flicks his bean. That that flicks his bean hard
• 39:36
  and he never flicks his bean in the movie.
• 39:38
  No, no, that's there's no nothing sexual but any of this
• 39:41
  movie. No, yeah, no.
• 39:43
  Which is you went with serial killer horror and didn't have to
• 39:47
  like use that roles at all. So we're at the point he
• 39:51
  abducts, he abducts Zephyr, our surfing American.
• 39:58
  He abducts her, takes her back to the boat.
• 40:00
  She wakes up in the hull of the boat in a room next to there's
• 40:07
  two cots in a room. It's very saw esque.
• 40:10
  And he she wakes up next to Heather from the very beginning
• 40:15
  of the movie, who we saw her friend, who we presumed was her
• 40:18
  boyfriend, get killed by trucker Tucker.
• 40:24
  And so we're we're left to see them interact for the first
• 40:30
  time. Yeah, yes.
• 40:31
  And, and she's hinting her in on a little bit of what's happening
• 40:36
  and what's going on, but not giving her a lot of information.
• 40:40
  And Zephyr still kind of playing a role where she's like, all
• 40:44
  right, we're going to get out of this.
• 40:46
  I'm pretty sure I can figure this out.
• 40:47
  We'll get out. I can pick locks.
• 40:50
  So we just need to find something like she's she's she's
• 40:52
  that first fighting the whole time she's trying to break the
• 40:54
  bar. She's trying to get the
• 40:55
  handcuffs out. Yeah.
• 40:56
  And screaming. She's pulling.
• 40:57
  Right away she's on top of it about getting ripping the wire
• 41:01
  out of the out of the bra, Yeah, to pick the lock, which is
• 41:04
  amazing in and of itself. I, I mean, that's got to be a
• 41:06
  pretty strong wire, right? Yeah.
• 41:08
  Bro also I'm just sitting there in maybe it is just girl brain
• 41:12
  but I'm sitting there like bitch this other girl was already
• 41:15
  there for 24 hours and she hadn't thought of this.
• 41:17
  She's saying how it's stabbing her.
• 41:19
  She's like yeah it really hurts. The first thing I do when a
• 41:22
  freaking underwire is stabbing me is like yank the.
• 41:26
  She likes it. She likes.
• 41:27
  So she's, like, complaining about it.
• 41:29
  Yeah, she's. A complainer, yeah, but it but
• 41:33
  also it shows the stark contrast of Zephyr has not seen death yet
• 41:38
  or hasn't seen the monster she's dealing with.
• 41:40
  And this other girl did immediately, and she goes back
• 41:42
  to the room and instead of having fight or flight, she
• 41:45
  immediately goes in depress. I'm going to sleep all day.
• 41:48
  She goes there's, there's actually four different
• 41:52
  responses. It's fight, flight, Fain or
• 41:54
  Fawn. She's at Fawn.
• 41:56
  Yeah, she's fawn. Yeah, she's done.
• 41:58
  She's going to sleep until he comes and gets her and kills
• 42:00
  her. She's given up.
• 42:01
  She has no fight in her whatsoever.
• 42:05
  The blankets up over her thing. She just wants to go back to
• 42:08
  bed. I don't care, I don't want to
• 42:10
  talk. She just kind of gives up.
• 42:11
  She has no will. God damn it.
• 42:15
  What? I'm just saying God damn.
• 42:17
  Oh, I thought you had something to add to that.
• 42:20
  So she almost gets a lock pick done.
• 42:22
  Yes. He comes in and gives him a
• 42:25
  sandwich and a cup of water and he's like, hey, it's really hot
• 42:28
  in here, you got to fucking drink something.
• 42:30
  And she's trying to hide the fact that she has a wire or the
• 42:32
  thing under her pillow and that she's trying to do what she's
• 42:35
  doing. And they both drink the water.
• 42:39
  He leaves and immediately she's trying to pick the lock.
• 42:42
  And she it's a great done scene. I love how the scene is done
• 42:45
  where she's picking and you can see she's like getting woozy.
• 42:48
  And the other girls like, I don't feel good.
• 42:49
  I don't feel good. And then almost her talking of
• 42:53
  describing what we're seeing is gets muted and muted and muted.
• 42:56
  And then you hear her Cronk out and then she just passes out.
• 43:00
  And as soon as he passes out, he just has a time to come right in
• 43:04
  and oh, I found the wire da da, da.
• 43:06
  And he said to her right before he goes, oh, you're a fighter.
• 43:08
  I like that. Yes.
• 43:09
  And he's very monologue driven. He likes to do these speeches of
• 43:13
  like, oh, I'm a coral snake and you're the snake trying to
• 43:16
  pretend to be the coral. And and like you have fighting.
• 43:19
  You know, he's teaching you about sharks.
• 43:21
  He's teaching you about. Generally annoying.
• 43:24
  Yeah, killed me already. Yeah, and he even, she even says
• 43:26
  to him, she's like, I don't need your fucking bullshit.
• 43:28
  I. Don't need.
• 43:28
  Your bullshit now like go fuck yourself.
• 43:31
  I thought it was kind of cool. Too.
• 43:33
  But she was her, what was I? You just love hearing the sound
• 43:38
  of your own fucking voice or something like that.
• 43:40
  Yeah, it was just something great to say to somebody
• 43:42
  standing over you and which has the potential to kill you.
• 43:47
  You. Know so yeah, they they both
• 43:49
  wake up she's strapped to the fishing chair that looks out in
• 43:53
  the Ding she's strapped to a harness.
• 43:56
  What's then is because she's going to be picked up, put over
• 43:58
  the water and I guess he kind of talks.
• 44:00
  Zephyr is strapped to the chair and Heather is the one in the
• 44:03
  harness that. About the adult.
• 44:05
  That is attached, obviously there's a harness around your
• 44:07
  body and you know it's going to happen that there's going to be
• 44:10
  some type of winch that's attached to the boat that is
• 44:13
  going to lower her, you know, put her in the sea and something
• 44:16
  is going to. Happen.
• 44:17
  Yeah. And he tells another monologue.
• 44:19
  And this monologue, he talks about how if you're on a cruise
• 44:23
  or any boat that like it, sharks have learned over the history of
• 44:28
  humans that if you follow a boat, food will be there.
• 44:32
  Yeah, it's always getting up the same.
• 44:34
  For on your on sea my my Navy brother here.
• 44:37
  No, you guys don't really Chuck food overboard or anything like
• 44:39
  that. So maybe.
• 44:40
  We have a bigger propeller too. OK, which?
• 44:43
  Keeps things away from us like if they you get close to the
• 44:45
  ship it will just. Suck you in and the sharks know.
• 44:50
  That his Dick's bigger than everybody else's.
• 44:51
  Obviously his boat's bigger than everybody.
• 44:53
  They have bigger propellers. But.
• 44:55
  Cruise ships, I I was told if you jump off the side, you're
• 44:58
  almost guaranteed to get eaten. Like they're because they it's
• 45:00
  almost like piranhas, like they something hits the water, they
• 45:03
  know to go because they don't know.
• 45:05
  It's like feeding a fish in a tank.
• 45:06
  Like they're just. That sounds fun, yeah.
• 45:09
  Because there was a video where a kid jumps off board and
• 45:11
  they're like, oh, he's gone and like he drowned or like no, he
• 45:14
  probably got torn up as soon as he hit the water.
• 45:16
  That recently happened, like the last year it was.
• 45:18
  Like a couple years ago, no. Wait, no, that like somebody
• 45:21
  jumped off the side at the Jericho Cruise or something like
• 45:24
  that. Didn't that happen last year?
• 45:27
  Like one of those heavy metal crews?
• 45:29
  Let's just say, let's start the rumor right here.
• 45:31
  Yeah. Did you hear that Chris Jericho
• 45:34
  pushed somebody off the bow of his cruise ship?
• 45:37
  Last year they called out his wife for being on January 6th.
• 45:40
  For into the ocean that was full of sharks, and those sharks had
• 45:45
  lasers mounted on their heads, on their.
• 45:47
  Fricking laser, laser Tesla, fricking heads.
• 45:50
  But yeah, so he does this whole monologue about how sharks have
• 45:54
  grown accustomed to following boats because when they follow
• 45:56
  boats, there's going to be food. There's opportunities to eat and
• 45:59
  the sharks in this area have gotten accustomed to him
• 46:02
  chumming the water as much as he does because he goes also, is
• 46:06
  it? Is it, are we stocking the
• 46:07
  flames of having more shark attacks because we're stocking
• 46:11
  waters and just doing tourist shit where people can go?
• 46:14
  And are we allowing sharks to kind of get that visual of what
• 46:17
  food is? Sure.
• 46:19
  But for my entertainment, I like it, you know what I mean?
• 46:22
  And that's what he dunks her in. I would have thought it was
• 46:26
  going to be worth more gory, but I feel like they did it.
• 46:30
  I, I would say classy. Like I I, I think the gore level
• 46:33
  in this movie is pretty tame. Yeah, also it probably would be
• 46:37
  expensive to do it like a high level gore, like guts being
• 46:41
  ripped apart in in a body of water.
• 46:44
  Like Tom Savini wants some money for that.
• 46:46
  Yeah, and so does K&B. But.
• 46:49
  But I don't think there was a scene.
• 46:51
  I mean, there's one big CGI scene, but I don't think it
• 46:54
  looked bad. No, I thought for what this
• 46:56
  movie was, I thought all this stuff looked good.
• 46:58
  It's. Beautifully shot.
• 46:59
  Yeah, As I said earlier, I was surprised.
• 47:01
  I thought we were going to have a lot more CG shark attack stuff
• 47:04
  or just ridiculous sharks splashing around in white water.
• 47:08
  There wasn't any of that that I can recall it.
• 47:10
  Was very It was done very realistic.
• 47:13
  She dunks in, gets torn up, but the only thing you ever really
• 47:17
  see is her dye. Like she fades out the bull, the
• 47:20
  blood gets thicker in the water where the chum is.
• 47:22
  And then like, her leg floats off.
• 47:25
  But like, it looks like she just bled out because her leg got
• 47:27
  bitten off. And that's kind of what you see.
• 47:29
  And it looks like he just attaches the harness and lets
• 47:32
  her go out to sea. And that's, that's essentially
• 47:35
  what happens. Now.
• 47:36
  This is when Zephyr is like, OK, now I know his plan.
• 47:40
  I knew what's going on and that's what she starts devising
• 47:43
  her plans and figuring things out and she's really fighting to
• 47:45
  get off. And then she also realizes I
• 47:48
  have no one coming for me. I don't have.
• 47:50
  I'm a few learn. She's a foster kid at this point
• 47:53
  in time in the movie where she doesn't have anyone to go to.
• 47:56
  No one's looking for her. She has no contact with her
• 47:58
  parents. The only hope she would have and
• 48:00
  she's not even in her thought of brain is Moses.
• 48:04
  And he is doing the greatest Batman detective work of all
• 48:07
  time. Oh sure, he's he's, he finds her
• 48:09
  surfboard. He's doing everything the cops
• 48:11
  aren't doing. Like that's when they start
• 48:13
  sending the chopper out, which almost saves the day.
• 48:16
  But that chopper scene, it pissed me off.
• 48:18
  It was. It was very SUS.
• 48:20
  Here's. Where pissed me off the chopper
• 48:22
  scene. Goddamn coast there's.
• 48:24
  He stabs him in the chest and has him out on this harness.
• 48:29
  He somehow gets him back in them both drugged, Drags his like the
• 48:34
  blood stain goes through the whole boat.
• 48:36
  Yeah. Drags his blood stain to the And
• 48:37
  then he still has the old man carcass on the bow.
• 48:41
  Yeah. How did he?
• 48:42
  Clean all that up by the time a fucking helicopter flies.
• 48:44
  Over. The only thing I can think is I
• 48:46
  thought about the blood stains and the only thing I could think
• 48:49
  is it's the argument that he's a fishing vessel and he's hunting
• 48:52
  sharks and maybe he has a shark like fishing license, no.
• 48:56
  Bro, by the time the helicopter gets there, it's white, there's
• 48:59
  no blood. He.
• 48:59
  Cleaned it all up on and he hosed it down or something but
• 49:02
  they don't show that but the whole time like oh it would the
• 49:04
  helicopter would be there in no time.
• 49:07
  Another thing about this guy he's very observant.
• 49:10
  He can he knows when there's boats around he knows when
• 49:12
  there's something that shouldn't be there and he should be alone.
• 49:15
  We'll come back to that because he loses that ability at one
• 49:19
  point in the movie. Yes, Moses is doing his thing.
• 49:22
  And then he even says like, oh, I, I can go on this website that
• 49:27
  watches the waves. I can go to where her car was on
• 49:31
  the security camera, see her pull in another car and then her
• 49:35
  car never pull out. His truck goes away, then zooms
• 49:38
  in, seizes truck, gets all of his information and then just
• 49:41
  goes himself. And I'll call on the authority.
• 49:43
  This guy's been calling the cops for everything and they don't
• 49:46
  really show him like frustrated that the cops aren't doing
• 49:48
  anything. But at this point he's just
• 49:50
  like, fuck the cops. I'm just going to go on my own,
• 49:52
  which is like, and they, he kind of alludes to it when he does
• 49:54
  fuck up. He's like, I really botched the
• 49:56
  fucking recovery, didn't I? On the save this the saving
• 49:59
  part, you know? Yeah, yeah.
• 50:01
  So he gets, am I skipping anything that word that you want
• 50:04
  to talk about? So yeah, so he skipped.
• 50:07
  One major part or I think is pretty freaking major when
• 50:10
  they're when he first takes both of the girls out.
• 50:13
  Another key element to this is his camera.
• 50:16
  How attached he is to that. Camera.
• 50:19
  Oh yeah. She is she her Her first escape
• 50:21
  attempt we skip right over. So she does get to escape where
• 50:25
  she gets a piece of the toilet bowl bucket and then stabs him
• 50:29
  in the neck, takes the key and gets to the top of the boat.
• 50:34
  Scares him off with the camera, throws in the water where she's
• 50:37
  able to jump overboard and then get somewhat onshore and almost
• 50:42
  looks like she's about to be saved and he grabs.
• 50:44
  Her and takes her back and. Hooks.
• 50:46
  Her back in, Yeah. Hooks her.
• 50:47
  Oh, that's right. She doesn't even go to the boat.
• 50:49
  That's the first. That's the second attempt
• 50:51
  because she gets off twice dude. Every time.
• 50:54
  Every time, bro, it's like she's right there.
• 50:56
  She's going to do it. She's going to do it.
• 50:57
  Yeah, so that was a cool scene. But then Moses, her second
• 51:03
  escape attempt is when Moses is still on the boat, because
• 51:05
  that's when she swims to like the party boat and she gets to
• 51:08
  the beach and he gets her and brings chokes her out and brings
• 51:11
  her back. But that scene, man, she fucks
• 51:13
  him up a little bit on that one. Like he's not, she's hitting him
• 51:16
  with shit and like stabbing him and he's he's a big fucking.
• 51:19
  Dude. Yeah, he is He.
• 51:20
  Gained a lot more muscle than when he's captured Boomerang I.
• 51:23
  Was just I was I was surprised the first attempt when she
• 51:27
  stabbed him with the bucket handle in the neck and like we,
• 51:31
  you know, it's just like. And he hits his head.
• 51:32
  Real bad. He does.
• 51:33
  He plunks, he plunks his head off the the cot across the way
• 51:38
  and it knocks him out for a second, for like 30 seconds and
• 51:41
  it's like, just go over and stomp his fucking head.
• 51:44
  Yeah, stop his head. But but I would have say the
• 51:46
  same thing, but there's still an element and he's just so fucking
• 51:50
  big. He's really, really
• 51:52
  intimidating. We're like, OK, I can go for the
• 51:55
  blow, kill, blow. But he's so big that if even if
• 51:58
  he fucking gets me, I'm done. He's too strong, you know what I
• 52:01
  mean? So he's almost like that Jason
• 52:03
  where you're like, I think I'll just take this out and run
• 52:06
  instead of trying to go hand to hand or.
• 52:08
  At least through the fucking bed frame over him or something, I
• 52:10
  don't know. I would have, but she knew she
• 52:13
  needed the extra set of keys. Yeah, but that was really, that
• 52:17
  was an intense scene. And then even the second time
• 52:19
  when she escapes where she fucking breaks her thumb and
• 52:23
  fucking bites. Her thumb.
• 52:25
  It rips her thumb off. Yeah, yeah, she's a she's a
• 52:28
  fucking gangster. But the bump in that scene is
• 52:31
  where she's climbing through the little hole and he grabs her
• 52:33
  legs and fucking smashed her face off the countertop and she
• 52:38
  eats it, like gets up and just like pink hits up with a frying
• 52:41
  pan. Dude.
• 52:42
  I would have hit my face on that counter and been like, I tap, I
• 52:45
  tap. You got this, bro.
• 52:46
  That fucking hurt, dude. He's flapjacks.
• 52:50
  Her yeah, he did. Yeah.
• 52:53
  That was great though. Like the the, the fight, the the
• 52:57
  tension between both of them. It's great because he's not had
• 53:01
  that before, it seems he. Loves it though, he relishes in
• 53:05
  it and he's like, oh, man, she almost got to play fucking twice
• 53:07
  because he has a whole monologue about it because you're like a
• 53:08
  Marlin. He keeps calling her Marlin.
• 53:10
  Like he goes even if a Marlin keeps swimming.
• 53:12
  What's the hook set? You're on board at this point in
• 53:15
  just game. It's fun and like.
• 53:18
  But he's he's he's relishing in the challenge, but he's also
• 53:20
  some at some points nervous like, oh, fuck, this bitch is
• 53:23
  getting away. Yeah, so now we're at a point
• 53:26
  where he's going to kill Moses. Moses is on the thing.
• 53:30
  He goes in the water. And as soon as his feet goes in,
• 53:32
  she's they're both they're both surfers.
• 53:35
  They know how to deal with sharks.
• 53:36
  So they both calm down, don't move.
• 53:38
  If you don't move, they won't bite you.
• 53:40
  So immediately he brings them in and it looks like he's like, oh,
• 53:42
  fuck, what do I do now? And I thought I definitely knew
• 53:46
  what was coming, but I didn't know where he was going with it.
• 53:48
  And then he fucking rib cages and with a knife and he goes
• 53:52
  that will stir up the dinner bell and throws them right back
• 53:54
  in, which is like fuck yeah, create.
• 53:58
  And that's when the helicopter comes.
• 54:00
  So it kind of saves their life again.
• 54:02
  They have that moment where like, shit, skip the whole
• 54:05
  thing. She throws the camera in the
• 54:06
  water while she throws the camera in the water.
• 54:09
  That's when he has to go back to shore to get his supplies.
• 54:11
  When he comes back to shore at the same time, he's going back
• 54:13
  to the location of the boat. And that's how Moses gets on,
• 54:16
  which I thought was kind of cool.
• 54:17
  And that's the scene, too, where.
• 54:20
  Yeah. And that's also where the the
• 54:22
  guy, the the hobo on the boat is possible.
• 54:25
  Boyfriend or David's boyfriend? David David and his dog have
• 54:29
  discovered that something is afoot.
• 54:31
  He gets fucking see no evil spike caned in the head.
• 54:34
  Yeah, after hearing Zephyr downstairs.
• 54:38
  She's like, you got a Sheila down here.
• 54:40
  Great word from women in Australia, Sheila, But yeah,
• 54:46
  that scene was crazy. And then when he falls and the
• 54:48
  spike like hits the concrete, I was like, yeah, that's.
• 54:52
  The chefs kiss, right? Yeah.
• 54:54
  It made me shiver a little bit, like and then he but I thought
• 54:57
  the dog was dead. I thought that.
• 54:58
  I thought this is the scene where this dog was going to eat
• 55:00
  it, but all he does is kind of growl at it.
• 55:02
  He barks at it, but yeah, convulsively, until the dog runs
• 55:05
  away and we never see it again for the rest of the movie.
• 55:08
  I'm theorizing the dog's dead. That dog was shark food, that
• 55:11
  was chum, that was chum later that dog 100%.
• 55:15
  I think they're like, I don't think we need to kill a dog or
• 55:17
  show sexual gratuity in this movie.
• 55:20
  I think we already have enough to do its job.
• 55:23
  But if that was a different director, different movie, same
• 55:26
  same movie, different director, the dog would have been dead.
• 55:29
  One girl would have been raped. Yeah, 100%, yeah.
• 55:32
  Yeah. So.
• 55:34
  Have you stay away from me, Eli Roth?
• 55:36
  Have you seen Eli Roth? If that was Rob Zombie, it would
• 55:39
  have been an orgy on that boat. Yeah.
• 55:40
  And. Inappropriate sexy music all the
• 55:44
  time. What was the song he dances to?
• 55:48
  It's not what's new, Pussycat. No, it was.
• 55:51
  It was a creepy song, but it fit that it was a good song.
• 55:55
  I have to look that up. It was a good song.
• 55:56
  I liked it that it almost gives like stuck in the middle with
• 55:58
  you with razor war dogs. Like I said, Buffalo Bill.
• 56:01
  It's the Buffalo Bill scene. Like it's done so well.
• 56:04
  Even the way he like, whips his robe around and just keeps
• 56:06
  hitting the bottle and like, so good.
• 56:09
  There were there were a few homage scenes, I feel throughout
• 56:12
  the movie like that, yeah. Yeah.
• 56:14
  Did you notice any Jaws references?
• 56:16
  I didn't notice. I thought like every shark movie
• 56:18
  has to do something with Jaws. I can't think of any.
• 56:24
  Oh, dancing. Dancing.
• 56:26
  No. Was it?
• 56:26
  I thought I had like a really rock drum line.
• 56:29
  Yeah, that's what I said. It was just going to play a
• 56:34
  little bit, but listen to it quietly.
• 56:36
  But yeah, so that's going on. Now they're back in the hole
• 56:38
  again. She's trying to figure things
• 56:39
  out. That's when she bites her hand,
• 56:42
  goes to the hole escape route the second time, and now they
• 56:46
  get knocked out again and she's on the fucking line.
• 56:49
  He's like, all right, I'm done playing with this bitch.
• 56:52
  He's not even a threat, which we talked about earlier.
• 56:54
  The guy seems like he eliminates a guy immediately because that
• 56:57
  dude could be a problem. I'm not fucking deal with men.
• 56:59
  My thing is I want to kill women, but now he's like, this
• 57:02
  girl is a fucking menace and this guy's already bleeding out
• 57:05
  so I'm going to get her on the whole can get at.
• 57:07
  This point, Moses isn't doing much of anything but laying
• 57:09
  there and trying to breathe still.
• 57:12
  Another great scene where she goes in the water and this time
• 57:16
  a fucking massive shark shows up and this guy loses his mind
• 57:20
  because part of this for him too is the shark.
• 57:23
  So if he can draw in on great white or a bull shark or or a
• 57:27
  hammerhead, he's like, Oh my. And then I guess he says it was
• 57:31
  a bull shark. Did he?
• 57:33
  I thought, I thought he said it was a bull shark.
• 57:35
  He was. That's a bull shark.
• 57:36
  He's going to eat her like a toothpick.
• 57:37
  But I mean, this bull shark is huge because they there's a
• 57:41
  really cool scene where she goes a little water and the bull
• 57:43
  shark had heard this, which I thought now in movies, I think
• 57:47
  now legally you can't show like if you're going to use animals
• 57:51
  and certain things, they have to be CGI D or some something like
• 57:55
  that. Like I don't, but the dog was
• 57:56
  real. That definitely wasn't a CGI
• 57:57
  dog. But if anything's going to be
• 57:59
  done with the dog where it's being touched or handled or
• 58:01
  something, I think they have the CGI.
• 58:03
  I think that might be like the new hippo rule of like animals
• 58:06
  on sets and stuff. But the shark, I mean, once
• 58:10
  again, the CGI looked great. Unless it was a real shark and
• 58:12
  they just had that shot, but it looked great how they were kind
• 58:15
  of face to face. Yeah, she was.
• 58:16
  Calm. It was a cool like poignant shot
• 58:19
  that she was as calm and powerful of the reflection of
• 58:22
  what she was looking. At And she was almost like
• 58:24
  beautiful, like, Oh my God, that shark's beautiful.
• 58:26
  Yeah. Like looking death in the face.
• 58:29
  And this death is much beautiful, like much more
• 58:31
  calming than the correct that I'm facing.
• 58:33
  Yeah, and then she Metal Gear solids her way back onto the
• 58:37
  boat and he's just, he turns into a video game NPC.
• 58:42
  Yes, he he can hear a helicopter a mile away.
• 58:46
  He can hear a boat, he can hear a splash.
• 58:49
  He hears everything. And he doesn't hear a fucking
• 58:53
  bitch missing a thumb grab her way up onto a boat and get her
• 58:57
  overboard with no water splashing.
• 59:00
  No like. None, dude.
• 59:01
  And he's just video game, like, I'm going to keep staring at the
• 59:05
  water. Something's going to happen.
• 59:06
  Like, maybe I will say in that moment, he's so in the juices of
• 59:11
  like, Oh my God, this happened. Is she going to pop back up?
• 59:13
  Where's that big shark? He's like, in full, like, kid,
• 59:16
  kid looking at a train mode. Yeah.
• 59:18
  He's not moving at all. He must have been fixated on one
• 59:20
  singular spot. Yeah, he was like that big
• 59:23
  shark. Like I like that train line.
• 59:25
  That was really like, never, no one, no one bid on it.
• 59:27
  But you ever see like someone who's really getting trains and
• 59:30
  a fucking train goes by and you're just like, fucking get
• 59:32
  this done. And they're just like, you're
• 59:35
  like, yeah, train. People.
• 59:37
  Yeah, you don't talk all right When someone sees just dirty
• 59:40
  spray painted Dicks on their boxcar and they're like it's
• 59:43
  they look like the most majestic thing ever.
• 59:45
  Or did you ever talk to like, somebody that's a trained person
• 59:48
  and like, tell them that trains aren't interesting?
• 59:50
  And you know, you know who's a big train guy?
• 59:52
  Oh, I know. Oh, I know.
• 59:55
  I have the whole 5 questions. On it I've got, I've got,
• 59:58
  listen, I've got, I've got, I've got 5 trained people in my life.
• 1:00:03
  So I I know all the personalities of trained people.
• 1:00:07
  I know that certain trained people don't like other trained
• 1:00:10
  people. But what about the people who
• 1:00:11
  who set up their entire attic to be a trained like fucking city?
• 1:00:15
  Wait, what about the people? This is true too.
• 1:00:18
  Those probably are the same people, but there are people
• 1:00:21
  that wait on railroad crossings, OK.
• 1:00:24
  And if like the train's not on time or, or like they see like
• 1:00:29
  they see people like not stopping properly at the yield
• 1:00:32
  signs while they're flashing, they report them to the railroad
• 1:00:35
  and the cops. So they get fined.
• 1:00:37
  They're like basically like railroad cops, except they're
• 1:00:40
  old. They're they're like old retired
• 1:00:42
  guys between 60 and 80 that live in Carbon County and they're
• 1:00:45
  weird as. Shit.
• 1:00:47
  Well that's what this guy does when he sees a shark.
• 1:00:49
  He completely negates the fact this girl has been escaping
• 1:00:53
  every day and he's just like fucking bull shark.
• 1:00:56
  Like yes. Oh my God, look at the fin.
• 1:00:59
  Like just geeks out. She sneaks up behind him and
• 1:01:04
  then he finally comes through and realizes that he's in
• 1:01:06
  trouble and she harpoons him. And the whole time she harpoons
• 1:01:11
  him, I'm thinking, wasn't that attached to something right?
• 1:01:16
  No, not even just that. Visually, every scene, every,
• 1:01:20
  every block, every frame after that, you can still see the
• 1:01:23
  bright orange string that's attached.
• 1:01:25
  And I'm like, oh, it's. Coming and the way it rips her
• 1:01:28
  like it rips her by the ankle and drags her in the water and
• 1:01:32
  I'm thinking roller credits. Yeah, I was like, what the heck?
• 1:01:36
  I was like, how fucking stupid are you?
• 1:01:39
  You're so self aware that you're standing with your leg wrapped
• 1:01:43
  around this cord and you don't feel it.
• 1:01:46
  You're pulling the trigger and then you're like, oh shit, I
• 1:01:49
  better stand here another 30 seconds while this line fully
• 1:01:52
  becomes. She gets fucking Scooby, dude.
• 1:01:54
  She gets net. Trapped.
• 1:01:57
  If the movie would have ended there, I've been fine with it
• 1:02:00
  it. Would have been cool.
• 1:02:01
  Like Moses, it would have been picked.
• 1:02:03
  Moses bleeds out. Watch.
• 1:02:04
  Her get through all of that shit just to get fucking yanked off
• 1:02:08
  of both. But I'm into horror movies that
• 1:02:11
  have don't have a happy ending. Like the first hatchet is that
• 1:02:13
  way too. You know what, the first one I
• 1:02:15
  seen that what didn't have a happy ending and I was like,
• 1:02:18
  that was so well done, sinister. Yeah.
• 1:02:21
  No happy ending. Yeah, it's been years the.
• 1:02:23
  Whole time you're like, oh, OK, this is 0, never mind.
• 1:02:26
  Roll the credits. It's like they're going to kick
• 1:02:28
  over, say roll I win. Roll the credits.
• 1:02:31
  I like. Beautifully done.
• 1:02:33
  So I thought Moses was bleeding out and they're just dead to the
• 1:02:36
  water. Yes, she pops back up, saves the
• 1:02:39
  day, flares it up. She said too.
• 1:02:42
  How funny it would be if the Carnival Cruise is like a just a
• 1:02:44
  bunch of serial killers and they're right back where they
• 1:02:46
  started. No so here's my thought, right
• 1:02:49
  This guy's probably not the only fucking person who thinks like
• 1:02:52
  that. He probably comes from a cult of
• 1:02:54
  people who think like that. So maybe he's like not concerned
• 1:02:57
  with this party cruise, this cruise boat that's been there
• 1:03:00
  the whole time because they're. In commutes together, it's it's
• 1:03:03
  true. Cults ruin everything, yeah.
• 1:03:06
  They make great documentaries though once they they.
• 1:03:08
  Do they Do I like the C? Word I can't wait for the cult
• 1:03:13
  we're in now watching to to real time like in like 10 years.
• 1:03:17
  Yeah, there's the Netflix documentary of the MAGA movement
• 1:03:20
  Do. You remember Marshall
• 1:03:21
  Applewhite? No, the hail.
• 1:03:23
  The Hail Bob. Yeah, Hail Bob.
• 1:03:25
  And like, I remember when that happened and I was in high
• 1:03:28
  school, like my friend was such a psychopath at the time because
• 1:03:32
  we liked like, all we did was watch like.
• 1:03:35
  I remember looking at the comet all the time.
• 1:03:36
  It was like, always behind the moon, right?
• 1:03:38
  Yeah. Yes, the Heaven's Gate, that's
• 1:03:40
  who it was the. Heaven's Gate with the Nikes.
• 1:03:42
  Yes, so my friend was such a psycho that when he saw the
• 1:03:46
  picture of them sitting here with those Nikes out, he was
• 1:03:49
  like, oh, Moore Shoe Outlet has them.
• 1:03:52
  He went there, he bought 2 pairs so that for the rest of high
• 1:03:55
  school he could have the the Heaven's Gate shoes and tell
• 1:03:57
  everyone he had the Heaven's Gate shoes.
• 1:03:59
  And that man is an orthopedist. Does he still have the shoes?
• 1:04:05
  Probably he's fucking psycho. Well, that's twenty, $20,000
• 1:04:09
  worth of shoes, right? There.
• 1:04:10
  Yeah, well, what, what, what make and model is that What they
• 1:04:13
  were the Nike? The black, the black and white
• 1:04:15
  ones. Nike decades.
• 1:04:17
  They're wow. Try to buy.
• 1:04:19
  Try to buy a pair on eBay. They're like 10K.
• 1:04:22
  Nike refuses to make them. Yeah, I wonder why they are.
• 1:04:25
  They are ugly, comfortable shoes.
• 1:04:28
  I will say that and. We were going to buy lawn care.
• 1:04:29
  Shoes they they are ugly, comfortable shoes.
• 1:04:31
  Wow if. We were to, I mean, I have the
• 1:04:33
  cult of ABJ. That's our pretty much community
• 1:04:35
  for this content. I have a discord and Facebook.
• 1:04:37
  You can come join the cult. What's our what's our sneaker
• 1:04:40
  for our cult? What?
• 1:04:42
  Kind of a. Sneaker What?
• 1:04:43
  Kind of like, what are we gonna? What are we gonna fucking
• 1:04:46
  rapture ourselves with? I'd like.
• 1:04:48
  Checkered slip on vans. Checkered slip on vans.
• 1:04:52
  I mean, it could be. I have them on too.
• 1:04:54
  So wearing yours right now. Yes, I have.
• 1:04:56
  I have an iteration of them on. The only problem is they have
• 1:04:59
  poor arch support for me. So then after a few weeks I get
• 1:05:03
  really achy arches. Oh yeah.
• 1:05:04
  Yeah. So I'm gonna have to get
• 1:05:06
  inserts. OK, Tony.
• 1:05:09
  'S guys like Ouija board, like van knockoffs.
• 1:05:12
  Oh, that's all right at. The knockies, yeah, I think, I
• 1:05:15
  think just. Like, I think they're all pretty
• 1:05:16
  fucking terrible for our feet, yeah.
• 1:05:18
  I can't wear them very often. The Colt shoes, silk ones, Yeah.
• 1:05:22
  They have to be slip ONS. I'm not.
• 1:05:23
  We're not tying shoe. We're we're, we're we.
• 1:05:24
  Can bend over, look at our back. We're emo.
• 1:05:27
  We're emo punk kids. We're not.
• 1:05:29
  Yeah, we're emo punk. We're not.
• 1:05:31
  We're not fucking tying shoes. Oh man.
• 1:05:33
  If Velcro's coming back, I would rock them.
• 1:05:35
  I, I had a pair of velcros. Like the last time I remember
• 1:05:39
  having velcros was 2005. I went to Bonnaroo one of the
• 1:05:45
  first years they had it. And my friend was like, what the
• 1:05:48
  fuck are you doing wearing red Velcro shoes?
• 1:05:51
  And I was like, I'm going to go see Primus and I'm going to
• 1:05:53
  stand in front in the mud. So I'm going to throw these
• 1:05:55
  shoes away when I get home. I spent like maybe 6 or $12.00
• 1:05:59
  at Walmart at the time. I'm really happy that's what I
• 1:06:01
  did. Yeah.
• 1:06:02
  So that's the nice thing about like 1.
• 1:06:03
  Cares about like that like what if I to today I think most of us
• 1:06:07
  are like where can we find knockout shit because I'm not
• 1:06:09
  paying full price and no one at least in our friends circle, no
• 1:06:13
  one makes fun of you for having fake gear No like honestly that
• 1:06:17
  in my. Opinion you.
• 1:06:18
  Already, just slap it. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:06:20
  I mean, I've been that, like, I've been that way for a while.
• 1:06:22
  Like that was a sign of your truth as a friend.
• 1:06:25
  It was like, you're going to bust me because I don't have
• 1:06:27
  like. Designer.
• 1:06:28
  Nonsense Are you talking about man?
• 1:06:31
  I love that that was such a point of my life where that was
• 1:06:34
  like a huge bullying thing for me, what I was doing for me too.
• 1:06:37
  So the fact that our tribe of people is like, yo, you ever go
• 1:06:40
  to the thrift store and find like thrift store?
• 1:06:43
  Like I love how that element is out of our lives.
• 1:06:46
  Like high end to me, like as an adult, I think like getting a
• 1:06:50
  new car, hard coat or something like that is like, awesome.
• 1:06:54
  I think that's high end. Yeah.
• 1:06:55
  You know, because that should last you like 10 years if you
• 1:06:58
  take care of it. You know, it's practical.
• 1:07:00
  Yes. Yes.
• 1:07:01
  I want you to be comfortable, practical and warm.
• 1:07:04
  Yeah, all of you. Yeah, I'll be like, I'm going to
• 1:07:06
  buy the bougie jacket with the heating insoles in them, like
• 1:07:09
  where it heats up. Yeah, if I worked in a, if I
• 1:07:12
  worked at ADC or in like a cooler or something like that, I
• 1:07:15
  would probably buy one of those heated vests.
• 1:07:16
  But I have no use for it and I don't like camp in the winter so
• 1:07:20
  like no. One's going to concerts in the
• 1:07:22
  winter, outdoors once. Once November hits, I'm not
• 1:07:26
  going to football games anymore. Yeah. 3 announced for Philly in
• 1:07:30
  November. So that'll be.
• 1:07:31
  Inside, where is he going to be? MetLife.
• 1:07:33
  Stadium. Not in Philly.
• 1:07:35
  Not in Philly. MetLife is New York wait.
• 1:07:37
  Wait, wait, where am I at? Where am I at in the link he?
• 1:07:40
  Said the link is Philly. But they might move it inside
• 1:07:42
  where the basketball team plays. I know, I hope they make him
• 1:07:45
  play outside in the cold so he has to run around cold and wet
• 1:07:49
  with no shirt on. Here's like another side check.
• 1:07:52
  Sorry for the people who are interested in this movie and
• 1:07:54
  we're going to do a lot of these sidetracks, but how do you feel
• 1:07:57
  about concert price tickets? I think it's terrible.
• 1:07:59
  I won't even go. I mean, I think it's ruined a
• 1:08:02
  lot of the experience. What's your limit?
• 1:08:06
  My limit. Like you look at tickets.
• 1:08:08
  This year because I'm an idiot but usually like comfortable I I
• 1:08:14
  could feel comfortable spending $100 maybe to $150 on like a
• 1:08:22
  lower level ticket for an arena show.
• 1:08:24
  Like I think I paid 1:30 to see 9 inch nails.
• 1:08:27
  I think 1:30 is my limit. And I'm like, I, yeah, like 130
• 1:08:31
  is about it. Like, so I looked.
• 1:08:33
  Next summer, System of a Down, Queens of the Stone Age and Acid
• 1:08:37
  Bath are doing a European Tour and I looked the last day of the
• 1:08:41
  tours in Warsaw, Poland, and it's at an arena, I guess a
• 1:08:44
  soccer arena in Warsaw, Poland and a GA ticket.
• 1:08:48
  Like the GA tickets are still available for floor and I think
• 1:08:51
  that was 1:30 or 1:40. And I'm like that's way cheaper
• 1:08:54
  than a GA ticket is in America. So I think they're just.
• 1:09:00
  On a play quick. It's been on concerts.
• 1:09:01
  How was fucking Ozzy's last show?
• 1:09:03
  It was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun.
• 1:09:06
  It was a lot of It was a lot to get there.
• 1:09:09
  It was a lot more travel than I've ever done for anything like
• 1:09:12
  that, but it was worth it. Yeah, Hell yeah, it was.
• 1:09:15
  It was worth it. Everyone was there was there to
• 1:09:18
  have a good time and love Black Sabbath, and I'm very fortunate
• 1:09:22
  and glad I got to go. How sick are the European like?
• 1:09:24
  How sick is you? I love people.
• 1:09:26
  From there, they were nice, they were nice.
• 1:09:28
  They were nice as hell. We had, I think two different
• 1:09:32
  occasions we had people walk us around the city to show us where
• 1:09:35
  to go. Yeah.
• 1:09:36
  They love the family. We're like.
• 1:09:38
  Could we buy you lunch? Could we buy you a pint?
• 1:09:40
  No, we're good. We got to go meet our wives.
• 1:09:42
  Like oh cool. They love the fact that we're
• 1:09:44
  into their culture. Yeah, they love it.
• 1:09:46
  They're like, they're like these Americans are here.
• 1:09:48
  And they like, I was walking through and I was like, all
• 1:09:50
  right, I'm in this marketplace and I'm like, where's the
• 1:09:53
  rooftop for The Beatles show? Where's where's the Get Back
• 1:09:55
  rooftop? Yeah.
• 1:09:56
  And they're like, oh, same thing.
• 1:09:58
  Walk down here. We'll it's right there.
• 1:10:00
  Yeah. But unfortunately you can't like
• 1:10:01
  go in there. It was bought out by another
• 1:10:03
  company. They don't let it tore up.
• 1:10:04
  All you can see is a plaque on the wall.
• 1:10:06
  And they're like, but if you walk up this way, this way and
• 1:10:08
  this way, Abby roads like probably like a 3545 minute walk
• 1:10:12
  to an Australian 45 minute walk. He's like, get the fuck out of
• 1:10:15
  here bro. That's like 3 miles.
• 1:10:16
  I'm like, that's a fucking normal walk for us, like.
• 1:10:19
  Yeah, that's pretty normal. Yeah, so we did it.
• 1:10:21
  He hated it. I thought it was fine, but I
• 1:10:24
  thought. It was fine until the next day,
• 1:10:25
  Mr. Carlson No. No, no, no, the cobblestone feet
• 1:10:28
  fucked me up. So that was pre.
• 1:10:29
  I wanted to save my feet and body for all in.
• 1:10:32
  I did not want to go all in and beat my body shirt.
• 1:10:34
  But he kept fucking with me because I was like, yo, I got to
• 1:10:37
  slow down. I got to slow.
• 1:10:38
  He was like old man over here. You can't fucking hang, can't
• 1:10:40
  hang. And as soon as I conserved as
• 1:10:42
  much energy I possibly could for all in, then once the show
• 1:10:45
  happened, we had two or three days to explore.
• 1:10:47
  I go, I'm going to fucking kill this Australian.
• 1:10:49
  I'm going to show him what walking is all about.
• 1:10:51
  And I walked myself to my feet fell off and he was literally
• 1:10:55
  begging for a cab. He's like, please, because for
• 1:10:58
  the love of everything, get us a cab, get us an Uber.
• 1:11:01
  I'll pay for it. Get I'm not walking back.
• 1:11:03
  And I was like, oh, who's a bitch now?
• 1:11:06
  Yeah, we were lucky because we met people and they would tell
• 1:11:09
  us what trains to get on and everything they're.
• 1:11:11
  So nice. I would.
• 1:11:12
  I would move their heartbeat. All the the pubs that I went to,
• 1:11:16
  people were nice. I didn't think people were
• 1:11:18
  louder than folks in Schuyl County or Pennsylvania.
• 1:11:20
  I was wrong. I was dead wrong.
• 1:11:24
  They. Oh my God.
• 1:11:25
  Here's a quick thing Did you experience while you were there
• 1:11:28
  like the age of drinking in bars?
• 1:11:30
  No, I didn't experience that because I went to like, I went
• 1:11:34
  to, well, not so much. So I guess I did.
• 1:11:37
  But those kids that you're talking about, which I would
• 1:11:40
  call kids. They were 16 years old.
• 1:11:42
  They knew the bar I was at that was like that.
• 1:11:46
  It was during some cricket event was going on that that's why it
• 1:11:50
  was crowded there. And most of the older people
• 1:11:53
  like myself stood in a cluster near the bar because there were
• 1:11:58
  tons of TV's around. And then there were peripheral
• 1:12:00
  tables around the rest of the pub.
• 1:12:02
  And I noticed that's where the older, older people sat,
• 1:12:05
  families and kids, young people. Yeah, I was at bars and bars
• 1:12:10
  club type things where there was like 1516 year old kids drinking
• 1:12:15
  and I was like, and they're like, Oh yeah, technically
• 1:12:17
  you're allowed to do that here. But after a certain time they
• 1:12:20
  can only be in here if they're with someone over the age of 18.
• 1:12:23
  So they just bring one person who's 18 and like, not trying to
• 1:12:26
  be weird. But also age of consent in in
• 1:12:29
  the UK is 16. And they only know that from pro
• 1:12:31
  wrestling because that was the Marty Scroll situation.
• 1:12:35
  But the whole time, like we're sitting in a bar, I'm like, oh,
• 1:12:38
  don't go over there. That's a Marty situation to stay
• 1:12:40
  away. Like.
• 1:12:41
  But though there's kids like I was like, I'm not drinking in
• 1:12:44
  this bar anymore. I'm freaked.
• 1:12:45
  We were out at one point. Because adults be hitting on
• 1:12:49
  them. Yeah, well, yeah, we went out at
• 1:12:51
  one point and we realized really had so much time before bars
• 1:12:54
  closed. So we tried to hit up a few and
• 1:12:56
  I noticed the more desperate we got to find an open bar, the
• 1:12:59
  more younger kids were at it. And then by like the second one
• 1:13:02
  we went to like that, I turned to my friend and I was like.
• 1:13:05
  Let's just leave. Yeah, let's just go buy some
• 1:13:07
  beer and go back to the room. No, there wasn't.
• 1:13:08
  We didn't know where to buy beer.
• 1:13:10
  I just had weed on me so that he.
• 1:13:12
  Smuggled. I could not find any.
• 1:13:13
  Of that, I smuggle weed. That's why I didn't.
• 1:13:17
  I was lucky because my friend went there, she went to Spain.
• 1:13:21
  A bunch of vapor actually grabbed.
• 1:13:23
  I took, no, I took vapes. I took disposable vapes because
• 1:13:26
  they don't, they don't check that shit.
• 1:13:29
  They don't sit there in the airport smoking it.
• 1:13:31
  So they just think it's they don't they go away.
• 1:13:33
  They. Think it's an e-cigarrete and,
• 1:13:34
  and you put it in your checked baggage, you're fine.
• 1:13:36
  You're not hitting it in the airport on the plane.
• 1:13:39
  You're getting it to a destination and doing it there.
• 1:13:41
  Yeah. So it's all, it's all gravy.
• 1:13:45
  They don't have the, they don't have the manpower to test to
• 1:13:48
  that extent yet. I could not find the weed to
• 1:13:52
  hold and then when I was afraid to even try because I.
• 1:13:55
  Didn't go ahead. Right.
• 1:13:56
  But when we were at the show, there was a guy who literally
• 1:13:59
  reminded me of you. Long hair, glasses, all nine
• 1:14:01
  nose, septic piercing. And he was sitting, Razzle
• 1:14:04
  sitting in between US. And he went like this to Razz.
• 1:14:07
  And Razz goes no. And he goes, immediately goes,
• 1:14:09
  but he's been looking for it for three, like for a week.
• 1:14:12
  And I go weed. He's like, yeah.
• 1:14:14
  And we're in Wembley Stadium. I was high as.
• 1:14:18
  Shit. And me and this guy just
• 1:14:20
  chuckled and laughed at the rest of the I was the best.
• 1:14:25
  No, the people in front of us got thrown.
• 1:14:27
  There was a guy in front of me that was so him and his
• 1:14:29
  girlfriend were so blackout drunk.
• 1:14:31
  They were drunk before the pre show match started.
• 1:14:33
  Blackout. Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  And I was like, man, you paid for floor seats in Wembley to
• 1:14:38
  get blackout. And the only reason he got
• 1:14:40
  kicked out is he kept going back for more beer and they let him
• 1:14:44
  go like that. Country drinks, yes, And it got
• 1:14:46
  to the point where he was getting so brunxious.
• 1:14:48
  They're like, guys, you got to fuck off.
• 1:14:51
  You know what my favorite thing, one of my favorite things I saw
• 1:14:54
  about drunks at the Aussie show was, I mean, I was drunk as shit
• 1:14:58
  there. Yeah, I I blew my budget and I
• 1:15:01
  was like, I don't care. What were you drinking?
• 1:15:03
  I just I forget what the. He's not that good in.
• 1:15:06
  London. I forget what beer I was
• 1:15:08
  drinking all day, but I I started out getting 2 beers at a
• 1:15:13
  time. Before I knew it I I was getting
• 1:15:15
  3 beers at a time. That's a long show.
• 1:15:18
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who?
• 1:15:20
  Who impressed you? Who did you thought sucked?
• 1:15:23
  I OK, I was impressed. Well, let me finish the the
• 1:15:28
  beard story for So like at one point I go to get beer and the
• 1:15:33
  there's these people fighting back and forth in the beer line
• 1:15:36
  like God, 100 feet away. And I'm like they start
• 1:15:40
  screaming and like they look like they're about to push each
• 1:15:42
  other, are pushing each other. And all of a sudden 5 bobbies
• 1:15:46
  came from behind me and they got half the distance between me and
• 1:15:50
  those people and started screaming at them like the
• 1:15:54
  loudest, like hooligan screaming at the drunk people.
• 1:15:59
  Drunk people immediately stopped, dispersed and
• 1:16:01
  apologized. Yeah.
• 1:16:03
  And like, it was like when the Bobby screamed over there.
• 1:16:05
  Like I saw it twice there. And then I saw it when I was out
• 1:16:09
  drunkenly walking around. And like, people know to shut
• 1:16:11
  up. People know to shut the fuck up.
• 1:16:13
  When the fuzzy hats come out and they go get out of her way and
• 1:16:16
  they was like, I'm so. Sorry so.
• 1:16:18
  Don't touch my horse. The the.
• 1:16:23
  The the horse will bite you. Band I was probably surprised by
• 1:16:27
  the most was because I'd never heard them and they're decent.
• 1:16:30
  Was Hailstorm. I never listened to Hailstorm
• 1:16:33
  before. Yeah.
• 1:16:34
  Evidently my band played with them once.
• 1:16:37
  Really. In Bloomsburg?
• 1:16:39
  Yeah. At a head shop.
• 1:16:40
  Yeah. Yeah. 20 years ago.
• 1:16:42
  What? Instrument did you play?
• 1:16:43
  I was the singer in a band Day of the Rope.
• 1:16:45
  Really. I don't ever hear your song.
• 1:16:47
  Yeah, I'll definitely send it to you.
• 1:16:49
  OK. But that's 20 years ago ish.
• 1:16:52
  And they were good. And then the other person that
• 1:16:57
  impressed me was Steven Tyler. I nearly shit my pants.
• 1:17:00
  It was amazing. He sounded great.
• 1:17:02
  How about Steven Tyler? Yeah, So Youngblood won me over
• 1:17:05
  at that. Yeah, he was.
• 1:17:06
  I left there like, oh I am obsessed with this guy now.
• 1:17:08
  Yeah, he was good. Yeah, he was good.
• 1:17:11
  I I didn't like him at first. Yeah.
• 1:17:12
  He tried to get me into him. I was like, fuck this guy, Yeah.
• 1:17:15
  I like this on 11 minutes away with Halsey and everything
• 1:17:18
  before I was saying to her earlier.
• 1:17:20
  He. Didn't like, I wasn't, I was not
• 1:17:22
  a young Blood fan after that 11 minutes away song with Halsey.
• 1:17:25
  Then he got more in depth with like Who?
• 1:17:28
  He was you know what's crazy? And it shows how the progression
• 1:17:31
  of me as growing older, I I judged him by the way he dressed
• 1:17:34
  and the way he looked and I was like, I'm out.
• 1:17:36
  He's trying too hard to look like edgy and cool.
• 1:17:39
  And then as of like getting to know I know him more, I'm like,
• 1:17:41
  oh, this dude's like the Steven Tyler, Ozzy Osbourne, David
• 1:17:45
  Bowie of our of his generation. He like he generally didn't do
• 1:17:48
  it for the attention. He did it because that's just
• 1:17:50
  genuinely how he felt and he's and he's authentic.
• 1:17:53
  He's got a lot to live up to because a lot of people have put
• 1:17:56
  a lot behind his name now with the comparisons and it's unfair.
• 1:18:00
  Do you hear The new Here's him is Aerosmith.
• 1:18:03
  No, it's. Pretty good are.
• 1:18:05
  You aware that that actually started recording before Ozzy's
• 1:18:08
  death? Before.
• 1:18:09
  Yeah, they did A5 Song EP where Youngblood Narrowsmith.
• 1:18:13
  Great. Yeah, it's really the first song
• 1:18:14
  is good, but he impressed me and then I watched Guns and Roses.
• 1:18:20
  Yikes. Yeah, they, they, I don't know
• 1:18:23
  what the fuck they did. They for those two or three
• 1:18:26
  songs where they were playing their stuff that they wanted to
• 1:18:28
  play. Everybody was pretty pissed off
• 1:18:31
  about that. Did they ever announce the band
• 1:18:33
  that wanted money? I don't know.
• 1:18:36
  I don't really think they did. And honestly, when they said
• 1:18:39
  that I don't care, I don't care. Like my theory is not being a
• 1:18:46
  jerk in my response, but I don't care.
• 1:18:48
  I mean, that's at this point. That's such a miniscule detail
• 1:18:52
  and all the respect in the world is Sharon Osbourne, but she is
• 1:18:57
  somebody at the end of the day that always wants to lead into
• 1:19:00
  the next news cycle. So that was her chance to lead
• 1:19:03
  into the next news cycle with things.
• 1:19:05
  OK, That's all that was, guys. And then unfortunately
• 1:19:10
  everything happened with Ozzy and I don't care if we ever hear
• 1:19:14
  it. I'm sure eventually in the next
• 1:19:17
  year you'll hear it. You'll hear it.
• 1:19:19
  But I think they said that they thought it was scorpions and
• 1:19:23
  then other people, which it wasn't scorpions because they
• 1:19:25
  were on a separate tour with Jews priests at the time.
• 1:19:27
  I think there's rumors it was Jews priests or rumors it was
• 1:19:31
  Iron Maiden the rumor. There were two that I'm thinking
• 1:19:34
  are rumored of is KISS or Mötley Crüe.
• 1:19:39
  I I heard Mötley Crüe the. Fact that Mötley Crüe wasn't
• 1:19:42
  there is insane. Yeah.
• 1:19:45
  I mean, I'm going to be honest, Yeah.
• 1:19:46
  I love Mötley Crüe is one of my favorite bands of all time.
• 1:19:49
  I love them. Great fucking very chick 80s
• 1:19:53
  metal rock, but still badass for a dude like they they tote that
• 1:19:57
  line of like oh this is badass, but also like I can get pussy
• 1:20:00
  with this song yeah, you know what I mean?
• 1:20:02
  But. I personally am glad.
• 1:20:04
  If I never hear Vince Neil saying I'm good.
• 1:20:06
  His voice is terrible and Nikki Sixx does not seem like anybody
• 1:20:12
  I'd want to actually have to be around even with 80,000 people.
• 1:20:18
  That's fair. I've been.
• 1:20:19
  Around Tommy Lee once, yeah. Back when he did Methods of
• 1:20:22
  Mayhem in 2000 and I worked on Ozfest in 2000.
• 1:20:27
  I've never been to. An Oz He actually walked around
• 1:20:29
  his big big thing with Methods of Mayhem.
• 1:20:32
  They released one album I think and their single was Get Naked.
• 1:20:38
  Hell yeah. That's how like the hook of the
• 1:20:40
  song went. Get naked.
• 1:20:41
  That's very and they and they had trench coats on khaki trench
• 1:20:45
  coats and they got naked in the video.
• 1:20:47
  That motherfucker walked her on Oz Fest for like 5 weeks that I
• 1:20:51
  saw in a fucking trench coat backstage.
• 1:20:54
  And he had a woman with him that looked exactly like Pamela
• 1:20:58
  Anderson. That wasn't Pamela Anderson.
• 1:21:01
  She she had some groupie with him that looked exactly like
• 1:21:03
  Pamela Anderson and dressed as barbed wire, which was
• 1:21:06
  interesting because that was the time barbed wire came out.
• 1:21:08
  Really. Yeah.
• 1:21:09
  Interesting. So I don't know what they had
• 1:21:10
  going on. Yeah, he has a huge penis.
• 1:21:12
  Huge. I want.
• 1:21:14
  I want the tape. Monster.
• 1:21:15
  I have it, yeah. Do you have it?
• 1:21:17
  Yeah, that's. I have that.
• 1:21:19
  I have the Paris Hilton porn. I have the China porns.
• 1:21:23
  Yeah. Do you have the?
• 1:21:24
  Sonny's. I do have the Sonny's, yeah, the
• 1:21:26
  backdoors, all of them. How many is there?
• 1:21:29
  Well, there's the. I know there's only two.
• 1:21:31
  There's the original tape, and then there's the vivid movies.
• 1:21:34
  Yeah. Fun, fun fact about this China
• 1:21:37
  tapes, You wish it was China when you wanted to see China,
• 1:21:40
  not China Sunny. You wish it was Sunny when you
• 1:21:43
  wanted to see Sunny. The video versions of Sunny.
• 1:21:45
  It's like, yeah, I worked a show with her right before she went
• 1:21:50
  to jail. And I'll tell you right now, she
• 1:21:53
  still had it. She killed it.
• 1:21:54
  She had on the microphone. She's so good.
• 1:21:56
  OK. I, I think she's, I think a lot
• 1:21:58
  of people hate on her because of her attitude, but I also don't,
• 1:22:02
  I kind of condone her attitude because being a woman who was
• 1:22:06
  getting over the way she was in that male dominant industry
• 1:22:09
  where they were like, dude, they were pissing and shit and puking
• 1:22:11
  in buckets and dumping on her head and shit like she went
• 1:22:14
  through. And I personally think as her
• 1:22:16
  and Candino were, had an open relationship or had something
• 1:22:20
  they were both into. I don't think Candino did it
• 1:22:23
  know that things were going on. I think it was part of their
• 1:22:25
  thing. I don't think Chris Candido
• 1:22:28
  deserved what happened to him, but I also don't proclaim to
• 1:22:31
  know what their situation was. I know people that were friends
• 1:22:34
  with him that that say that he was a good guy and that's all
• 1:22:37
  they'll say. I think they.
• 1:22:40
  People saying that like they feel like there was times where
• 1:22:42
  they went to their Chris and Sonny's house and Sonny came in
• 1:22:45
  the bedroom and try to make moves on him and they swore that
• 1:22:47
  Chris was watching from the other room.
• 1:22:48
  Well, I don't know. I've heard that in shoot
• 1:22:50
  interviews but. No judgement.
• 1:22:53
  If that's what you're into, cool.
• 1:22:53
  No, that's fine, but. I think they loved Chris so much
• 1:22:56
  and hated her so much that they tried to diminish her.
• 1:22:59
  More, It was a different time, as we always say when we get
• 1:23:02
  old. But it's true.
• 1:23:03
  I mean, like the 90s. Think about how hard it was for
• 1:23:06
  a beautiful woman not to be objectified in the business at
• 1:23:09
  that time. Impossible.
• 1:23:10
  Yeah. And then, you know, doing what
• 1:23:14
  she did. OK, So she slept around.
• 1:23:17
  Big deal. The people she slept with wanted
• 1:23:19
  to sleep with her. And it wasn't a big deal to
• 1:23:21
  Chris. He knew about.
• 1:23:22
  It and she wasn't banging fans, she was she was essentially with
• 1:23:25
  her Co workers that she was on the road with the whole time.
• 1:23:27
  Yeah. So it's kind.
• 1:23:28
  Of with the wrestling culture. We love to talk about it as nerd
• 1:23:31
  fans, but like, it's a lot we don't understand about the
• 1:23:35
  interpersonal relationships with people that we were never really
• 1:23:38
  friends with anyway. Absolutely wild sidetracked.
• 1:23:43
  But anyway, in this movie that killed people with sharks.
• 1:23:46
  So I think for the most part we wrapped up the movie.
• 1:23:48
  She gets she gets back on the boat.
• 1:23:50
  She the whole time too. At the very end.
• 1:23:52
  I'm thinking, OK, how do we end this cheesy movie fun?
• 1:23:55
  I thought this big megalodon would have just came up and fuck
• 1:23:57
  him. Yes, yeah, because the chance of
• 1:24:01
  bruise coming back with 0 because they show pretty much
• 1:24:04
  his head in the water and he's chomped up.
• 1:24:06
  He's gone. Yes, which is why the whole talk
• 1:24:09
  of the prequels before is that, you know, you've already set
• 1:24:12
  forth that he's dead. Yep, I did find an interesting
• 1:24:15
  parallel that he did it. You're talking about parallel to
• 1:24:18
  Jaws before the whole handcuff to the bed frame and her having
• 1:24:22
  to bite her thumb off. I I was like explaining.
• 1:24:25
  I was like, it's very soft. Yeah.
• 1:24:28
  And Sam was like, what are you talking about?
• 1:24:29
  I was like, well, Kerry always cut his fucking his foot off.
• 1:24:32
  I pissed myself laughing in the theatre when that scene was
• 1:24:35
  happening because the acting was so bad.
• 1:24:37
  He was so fucking sad. The guy who's reacting to him
• 1:24:41
  doing it made the scene funny because he's like, he's like
• 1:24:45
  trying to pretend to puke but cry at the same time.
• 1:24:47
  He's like, and I'm just like, because that was around the same
• 1:24:51
  time too. Our Final Destination was big
• 1:24:53
  and we used to go to the theaters for Final Destination
• 1:24:56
  to laugh off how crazy the death scenes were.
• 1:24:59
  So that guy that that you're talking about Lee Juan L he's
• 1:25:01
  one of the Co writers I saw, but I think he also wrote The
• 1:25:05
  Conjuring and Annabelle and all that shits.
• 1:25:07
  Yeah, he's a very accomplished. Good movies, I just hate the.
• 1:25:09
  Price. Yeah, I don't.
• 1:25:11
  I don't like the Warrens. I think they're con artists.
• 1:25:12
  Oh, they are, yeah, which is great.
• 1:25:15
  And I think Matt Rife is even worse than I.
• 1:25:16
  Think, I think it's I think the whole thing is great.
• 1:25:19
  I think it's great that there's shitty, bad are movies made
• 1:25:21
  about these frauds that half of America is going to buy into it.
• 1:25:25
  Yeah. And now everybody's going to get
• 1:25:27
  yeah. And now everybody's going to
• 1:25:28
  fall into it because a handsome Squidward even more so.
• 1:25:32
  So the best part is about this new Conjuring movie that's out.
• 1:25:36
  My supervisor at work grew up around the block from where this
• 1:25:41
  fucking place was with these kids that are the basis of this
• 1:25:43
  movie. And he's like, yeah, I used to
• 1:25:45
  ride my bike all the time in front of that house and be like,
• 1:25:48
  that's the haunted house. We have to ride our bikes extra
• 1:25:50
  fast. In Pennsylvania.
• 1:25:52
  It's in Pittston, dude. Yeah, Pittston.
• 1:25:53
  It's in Pittston. What were they called?
• 1:25:55
  The Heavens? Devil's Gate or something like
• 1:25:57
  that. I think it's Hell's.
• 1:25:58
  Gate or something? Hell's Gate.
• 1:25:59
  I think it is, but I'm interested to watch that movie
• 1:26:03
  and then to talk to my supervisor at work and then tell
• 1:26:06
  you all about what a giant entire crock of shit it is,
• 1:26:10
  yeah. What was the one that happened
• 1:26:11
  in Britain, where people in Britain were like, we have them
• 1:26:13
  on videotape faking the whole thing?
• 1:26:15
  The Warrens. The Warrens and the family, they
• 1:26:18
  went. The one that happened in
• 1:26:19
  Britain, the one that happens in London.
• 1:26:21
  OK, I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:26:22
  I've fallen out with that whole goofy mystical universe of
• 1:26:27
  things. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:26:29
  I don't. I'll watch them for the sake of
• 1:26:31
  watching them, but I don't get into them.
• 1:26:33
  I was like I said to somebody, it was like the nuns part of
• 1:26:35
  that, like the nuns part of that universe.
• 1:26:38
  Like because they're trying to make this parallel that this
• 1:26:41
  demon followed Lorraine around and people are trying to make
• 1:26:44
  the movie comparison to a real life thing and it's just not
• 1:26:47
  true. Just simply not true.
• 1:26:49
  They're just trying to the Warrens.
• 1:26:51
  Even the Warrens are like Paul bear dead, like still working.
• 1:26:54
  You know what I mean? Like Paul's like, oh, use the
• 1:26:56
  use my death and storyline. Throw my ashes in our fingers
• 1:26:59
  face. Yeah.
• 1:27:00
  Like. It's my my favorite thing.
• 1:27:02
  I loved Paul Bearer as a kid. I like when I was in high
• 1:27:06
  school, I got to meet him a bunch of times and I can still
• 1:27:09
  recall what Paul Bearers voiced to me and my buddies when we
• 1:27:13
  were like 18/17/18 was he walked out and and I think Kane was
• 1:27:21
  with him this time. It was when Kane before he
• 1:27:23
  became unmasked. When he wasn't and white, he
• 1:27:25
  was. In normal skin tone, yes, Kane
• 1:27:28
  would sign, but Pallbearer would sign too.
• 1:27:30
  And he, I remember walking up to the trunk of the car and we're
• 1:27:32
  like 5 feet away and he goes, all right boys, now just give
• 1:27:37
  Kane his space. You know him, he's crazy.
• 1:27:41
  And he said it like does like, and we just started, me and my
• 1:27:44
  friend John busted out laughing. We're like he gave a shit enough
• 1:27:48
  about us kids to keep, you know, keep K fame going.
• 1:27:52
  But he was always super nice. He would always be like I have
• 1:27:55
  son Jerry and like there, there you go.
• 1:27:58
  When he's inducted in the Hall of Fame, the 2 two guys who do
• 1:28:01
  it, his sons, you know, he loved those boys.
• 1:28:03
  What did you think? Of Kane's horror movies.
• 1:28:06
  I think I've seen one of them. I've seen Part 1.
• 1:28:08
  I don't remember, I think I watched Part 2.
• 1:28:11
  I liked part. One, did the Soskas do those
• 1:28:14
  movies? Did they write them to Jen?
• 1:28:15
  And what's her name? Soska.
• 1:28:17
  They're twin sisters that are horror writers.
• 1:28:18
  I think they wrote them. Part ones good.
• 1:28:20
  Okay, you never seen it, maybe with that on the.
• 1:28:23
  List I have if we should do a rewatch because it's been a
• 1:28:26
  while. They're good, they're fun,
• 1:28:28
  they're fun movies. All right, so this one, this
• 1:28:30
  movie is pretty much done. I do like the prequel idea where
• 1:28:33
  maybe you show some of the other tapes.
• 1:28:35
  Now those movies, you know, there's no happy ending.
• 1:28:37
  He gets away, but maybe just to dive in a little bit of who he
• 1:28:40
  was as a person. How he became the way he did.
• 1:28:42
  I'm cool with keeping this a franchise to learn more about
• 1:28:45
  him. Yeah, yeah, I am.
• 1:28:47
  I'm definitely into that. Where do What do you give this
• 1:28:50
  as a scale of five? What are you giving at Sharks?
• 1:28:52
  How much? I give it three sharks.
• 1:28:54
  Three sharks, Yeah, I would watch it again.
• 1:28:56
  I would recommend it to people to watch if they wanted to see
• 1:28:59
  something new. How about yourself?
• 1:29:02
  I'm I'm going 3-3 shots as well. There you go.
• 1:29:05
  I maybe want to go 3.25. OK, give like 1/4.
• 1:29:08
  Shark in there. OK, that's the Meltzer in you.
• 1:29:10
  But it is it is I like it, though.
• 1:29:15
  I I definitely think it's a movie.
• 1:29:17
  I definitely think if you're watching and I had had people
• 1:29:19
  who watch these podcasts or listen to these podcasts or
• 1:29:21
  movie reviews. Also let me know if you like
• 1:29:24
  these longer form. We take sidetracks and go crazy.
• 1:29:26
  Or if you like me just staying to the point I can, I'll maybe
• 1:29:29
  I'll do a mixture of the 2 when it comes to movie content.
• 1:29:33
  But I do like these conversations.
• 1:29:34
  So even if you hate this, go fuck yourself.
• 1:29:36
  I'm doing it because I make content for me and not this
• 1:29:38
  fucking 16 of you so you don't tell anybody about it.
• 1:29:41
  Fucking suck it. Not junk anyway.
• 1:29:44
  Yeah, I, I, I would definitely recommend it.
• 1:29:47
  This is this is a movie kind of like Late Night With the Devil.
• 1:29:51
  Have you seen that yet? Where I didn't think I was going
• 1:29:53
  to like it as much as I did. And then after I watched it, I'm
• 1:29:55
  like, that was a lot of fun. And it was like an hour and a
• 1:29:58
  half and it felt like it flew by.
• 1:29:59
  Yes, yes, I agree. Late Night Devil.
• 1:30:03
  I thought that was good. I liked this a little bit
• 1:30:06
  better. Be honest.
• 1:30:08
  Yeah, I liked it a little bit better.
• 1:30:10
  I. Think the element of it of, of
• 1:30:12
  just the realism of the serial killer, the realism of using
• 1:30:15
  because the whole time you're like, Oh my God, this is legit
• 1:30:18
  the perfect crime because you can just blame the sharks and
• 1:30:21
  the sharks are going to eat these people.
• 1:30:22
  And like, for the most part, the way he scouts his people and
• 1:30:26
  they're, they're, they're tourists and this and that, like
• 1:30:28
  he kind of is committing the perfect crime.
• 1:30:30
  Yeah, the only person, the only credible evidence or witness is
• 1:30:34
  Dave and he's so fucking blind drunk, obviously, or half witted
• 1:30:39
  that it doesn't matter until. And he's definitely not, you
• 1:30:41
  know, because we he does get killed because soon as he finds
• 1:30:43
  out there's something going on, Bruce immediately off some yes,
• 1:30:46
  yeah. So he's not in on the the whole
• 1:30:48
  plot. He's definitely getting him 1/5
• 1:30:50
  every time he gets a fifth. Yeah, yeah, maybe.
• 1:30:52
  Like his drunken stupidness is actually giving him a heads up
• 1:30:54
  of like hey, people are snooping around.
• 1:30:56
  Yes. You know what I mean?
• 1:30:57
  I think that's what helps him too because Bruce actually, he
• 1:30:59
  actually says Bruce from Moses because he hits Moses in the
• 1:31:02
  back. So let's kind of Mull over some
• 1:31:06
  ideas here. What what's a possible movie you
• 1:31:08
  want to watch next? I know we talked about we both
• 1:31:10
  haven't seen a good chunk of movies.
• 1:31:14
  Or do you want to do like you pick this one, I pick the next
• 1:31:17
  one or flip? Black and forth be up for doing
• 1:31:19
  weapons. Next, you want to do weapons.
• 1:31:20
  Yeah, all right. I'm cool with that.
• 1:31:22
  With the new weapons. I don't know the premise of
• 1:31:25
  weapons. I'm going to be honest.
• 1:31:26
  So I'm going. To I know very little I saw, but
• 1:31:28
  I like going in. Can I read as little?
• 1:31:31
  Yeah, as blind can. I read the quick Cliff notes.
• 1:31:33
  All right. Good.
• 1:31:35
  Would all but one child in the same class mysteriously vanish
• 1:31:37
  on the same night at exactly the same time a community's left
• 1:31:40
  questioning of who is behind their disappearance?
• 1:31:43
  That's all we know about it. So missing children and children
• 1:31:47
  in horror movies are always fucking scary.
• 1:31:50
  Yes. Yeah, I can watch a TikTok of
• 1:31:53
  like little kids laughing and a little kid laughing is joyous.
• 1:31:56
  And it's a funny thing, especially when they belly
• 1:31:58
  laugh. You're like, oh, that's amazing.
• 1:32:00
  But if you're in a dark room and you hear that same life, it's a
• 1:32:03
  completely different vibe. Not me.
• 1:32:05
  I may be like come tickle me. I don't know why those memories
• 1:32:12
  split into my brain, but we're eleven years apart.
• 1:32:15
  Me and my brother who's off camera, he's home from the
• 1:32:17
  military. He I 11 years apart means I
• 1:32:20
  always like it's like raising another kid.
• 1:32:22
  Like I wasn't like a brother at some point.
• 1:32:24
  I was like almost like raising or watching a kid grow up and
• 1:32:27
  doing a whole different experience of not having a
• 1:32:29
  brother that's like the same age or a year or two younger.
• 1:32:32
  But I remember he had a fucking Elmo doll that was light
• 1:32:36
  activated that when it seen the light, it would go peekaboo.
• 1:32:42
  You know how fucked up that was when you come downstairs and
• 1:32:44
  flip the light on and a fucking stuffed animal talks to you?
• 1:32:48
  Yeah, when the light hits it. Dude, I so many times my dad
• 1:32:52
  would have fucking heart attacks or he'd come running down and
• 1:32:54
  like, like, what the fuck? Like worst toy ever.
• 1:32:58
  We buried it in his toy box, but he would always pull it back
• 1:33:00
  out. Because he.
• 1:33:01
  Loved, he loved fucking Elmo, but yeah, creepy fucking toy.
• 1:33:06
  Creepy. Now you know how to really screw
• 1:33:08
  with your brother. Just.
• 1:33:09
  Buy. Find another.
• 1:33:09
  One buy like 20 of them, don't tell them.
• 1:33:12
  And then one night, yeah. Actually Speaking of toys and
• 1:33:18
  fucking with people, our mom has zero sense of humor, like none
• 1:33:23
  at all. And there's a video I seen that
• 1:33:25
  I was like, Oh my God, this would be perfect to do with my
• 1:33:27
  mom. Do you ever see those cactuses
• 1:33:28
  that they have for babies that it mimics the sound and says it
• 1:33:31
  back, but like the baby, like it'll be like, yeah.
• 1:33:35
  And it like wiggles when it does it.
• 1:33:37
  This guy puts like 30 of them in the room and the mom's like you
• 1:33:40
  think you're fucking funny And then the rest of the mom you
• 1:33:43
  think. You're fucking funny.
• 1:33:44
  Oh my God, you're. Eating after and getting more
• 1:33:46
  and more high. Pitched and they and they
• 1:33:48
  probably all start perpetually repeating each other and then
• 1:33:50
  just ends with cycling. I just imagine me committing to
• 1:33:54
  the bit, doing that to my mom because it would be fucking.
• 1:33:57
  Oh my goodness. She is so angry and I love it so
• 1:34:00
  much. People think I should make more
• 1:34:02
  tik toks of me fucking with mom because they like.
• 1:34:08
  She's on heart medication. I'll leave her.
• 1:34:10
  Alone. I scared her in the alley.
• 1:34:11
  I think I still have the footage I might have deleted, but I
• 1:34:14
  scared her in the alley. Yeah.
• 1:34:15
  I scared. Yeah.
• 1:34:17
  Yeah. Good call.
• 1:34:18
  I don't want to hear on your screen.
• 1:34:20
  Yeah, yeah. But I scared her in the alley
• 1:34:24
  and I had it on like this brand new camera and she was like,
• 1:34:26
  what? The fuck?
• 1:34:27
  You scare me, but you want to fucking help?
• 1:34:28
  Me like I'm like almost sitting with a hammer yeah it's bad but
• 1:34:34
  man this is I I fucking I haven't had a podcast like this
• 1:34:38
  in a long time where I just fucking sat with another person
• 1:34:41
  and hung out and chatted we're. At boss cops now.
• 1:34:45
  Is this me or you? Me.
• 1:34:46
  Of course it is your fuck face. Oh, I so I want the white one
• 1:34:51
  with the red collar. That's the one I'm looking for.
• 1:34:54
  Yeah. Sam Punk.
• 1:34:55
  Sorry. Tons of pro wrestling and.
• 1:34:57
  I was like. So when Chuck comes back we'll
• 1:35:00
  close this one out. Also to first attempt of doing
• 1:35:04
  the three camera angle. Probably going to hate myself
• 1:35:06
  editing this but I think the end result will be better for you
• 1:35:09
  guys. As a listener I love being at
• 1:35:12
  the table again. Like I know it takes up 90% of
• 1:35:15
  the room and Lily hates it but like just sitting at this table
• 1:35:18
  makes me feel really good. I just.
• 1:35:20
  Lily need it. Because it takes up 90% of the
• 1:35:22
  room, I just. Lily need.
• 1:35:24
  It because we have a smaller version of this because.
• 1:35:26
  Lily got old. You could have a space to do
• 1:35:30
  your to do your project. But then pack it up and move
• 1:35:33
  that the. Next day.
• 1:35:34
  Oh yeah. I think your space is going to
• 1:35:36
  be. I thought your space is going to
• 1:35:37
  be against that wall. Did you guys talk about the the
• 1:35:40
  guys who directed this movie, what they directed before?
• 1:35:43
  This long legs, long legs. Which which one I'm pretty sure
• 1:35:46
  won awards for being like the indie movie of the year?
• 1:35:51
  I'm. Looking at your fingers.
• 1:35:52
  OK, we'll throw your mic on. We'll wrap this one up.
• 1:35:56
  Long legs next. I thought we're doing weapons
• 1:35:58
  next. Whatever you want.
• 1:36:00
  To let's do weapons and then we'll do long legs.
• 1:36:03
  So yeah, this is I told, I was just saying that this is a lot
• 1:36:06
  of fun. I miss having these
• 1:36:07
  conversations and doing old school podcasts like this.
• 1:36:09
  If you want to hear more Chuck's story, if you head over to the
• 1:36:12
  ABJ podcast page, it used to be called Interviews with Everyday
• 1:36:15
  people. They're all the interviews.
• 1:36:16
  Everyday people are still on there.
• 1:36:18
  So I kind of merged that YouTube page to renamed it, but kept all
• 1:36:20
  the stuff, all the stuff on there.
• 1:36:22
  But there is older interviews with myself and Chuck with way
• 1:36:25
  different equipment than we're using right now, but still the
• 1:36:29
  same table but different location.
• 1:36:31
  But you also just to kind of close out, just to let people
• 1:36:34
  know about. So we we'll have to do it every
• 1:36:36
  single time. But you also do like horror art.
• 1:36:38
  And prints, yes, I do horror artwork, illustration,
• 1:36:40
  merchandise design, concert posters.
• 1:36:43
  You can check me out on Instagram.
• 1:36:45
  My name is at horror prints on there.
• 1:36:48
  I'm also at horror prints on TikTok, at horror prints on
• 1:36:52
  threads. And you can find me there's
• 1:36:54
  horror prints on Facebook or Charles Moran.
• 1:36:57
  Whichever. I am no longer on X Fuck you
• 1:37:00
  Elon Musk. Yeah, I'm on there, but I'm
• 1:37:02
  slowly getting away. I'm not using as much.
• 1:37:04
  I use it more for the wrestling because more wrestlers are on
• 1:37:06
  there. I know and that's what I hate
• 1:37:08
  the most about it is because there's a lot of things that I
• 1:37:11
  miss or I have to catch like second hand, but I just, I
• 1:37:17
  couldn't do it after last October anymore.
• 1:37:20
  I just. Yeah.
• 1:37:22
  Yeah, but thank you. Thank you for having me.
• 1:37:24
  I look forward to doing it again.
• 1:37:25
  I will tag horror prints on all of the clips and stuff that we
• 1:37:28
  put out of this so people can easily say, oh, Michael, I'm
• 1:37:31
  going to pretty much tag your horror prints again.
• 1:37:33
  Cool with that. And then people can go and
• 1:37:34
  support your art poster behind you.
• 1:37:37
  Yeah, it's hard to see from here, but there's a poster of
• 1:37:40
  that he did for Fighter Tainment.
• 1:37:42
  I do have another print I will show on the next podcast.
• 1:37:45
  It is upstairs. I still don't try to get it
• 1:37:47
  framed. I want to frame it and put it
• 1:37:48
  here, but I have a print that he did of the Exorcist and it's one
• 1:37:53
  of my favorite pieces of art ever.
• 1:37:56
  I have a few wrestling ones upstairs too that I got from
• 1:37:58
  other people, but this Exorcist one's sick.
• 1:38:01
  It's an upside down cross and it's all foil and inside the
• 1:38:04
  cross is the cardinal coming up to the house with the street
• 1:38:08
  light. But then above the is like the
• 1:38:10
  house, and above is just the Reagan eyes, like when the devil
• 1:38:14
  knows the Cardinals coming and it's just like staring.
• 1:38:17
  We just lost a hard Cam. Shut down.
• 1:38:19
  Yeah, we lost a hard Cam. It's a 3 seconds and.
• 1:38:22
  It's all right. Let's think to this.
• 1:38:26
  I'll just as we're talking, but yeah, we can use the the these
• 1:38:29
  cameras. But yeah, it's, it's a great
• 1:38:31
  print. I will definitely show it off to
• 1:38:33
  you all so you can see it. But it's a great one.
• 1:38:36
  Chuck's very, very talented. If you want to get our prints of
• 1:38:39
  stuff, maybe you guys can reach out to Chuck and you can get the
• 1:38:44
  prints of like if we do a movie review, you want Chuck to be
• 1:38:47
  inspired by the movie and pay him and he'll Draw Something for
• 1:38:50
  you. What would you draw from this
• 1:38:53
  scene if you were to do? That's a great question.
• 1:38:56
  Dangerous animals. Yeah, what would your, what
• 1:38:58
  would your scene or your your piece of art be that would you
• 1:39:01
  inspired? I would love to do.
• 1:39:03
  Sexy dance. No, I thought for sure I would
• 1:39:06
  like to do a static shot, a static aerial shot of the little
• 1:39:11
  parking lot Oceanside where he abducts her with her van and him
• 1:39:17
  abducting her out of the back of the van.
• 1:39:19
  Just to like kind of just show to parallel like the the remote
• 1:39:23
  nature of things. Like there are all these crazy
• 1:39:26
  things that happen around us in the middle of the night in the
• 1:39:30
  middle of the ocean, you know? When you're busy living your own
• 1:39:33
  life, When. You are sleeping.
• 1:39:37
  I love that that's a that's a actually what why it shut down
• 1:39:40
  was they're too beautiful. The space, the space right now.
• 1:39:45
  Uh oh. I don't know why it just
• 1:39:47
  wouldn't automatically switch over to the backup, the backup
• 1:39:52
  it'd. Be like that.
• 1:39:54
  Now it looks like it's frozen. Wheel You know what else would
• 1:39:59
  be pulled, Chuck if you did? Like almost a Jaws?
• 1:40:02
  Like the Jaws poster, right? How they have the giant?
• 1:40:04
  It shark but then a scene within it.
• 1:40:07
  Yeah, that would be cool. Like her looking at the shark
• 1:40:10
  under the water and then another scene within the shark.
• 1:40:17
  All right, well, we probably won't do another 2 1/2 hour one.
• 1:40:20
  This is the first one, so we're finding ourselves and finding so
• 1:40:24
  it won't be as crazy for the next ones, sure, but I had a lot
• 1:40:26
  of fun. This was this was a good time.
• 1:40:28
  I can't wait to do more. We will be back.
• 1:40:31
  We'll try to do these bi weekly like try every other week sounds
• 1:40:34
  good. If you like I said, you're
• 1:40:35
  always welcome to come hang out if you want to come do a
• 1:40:37
  wrestling 1 again in the future or something like that.
• 1:40:40
  But for now, we'll see you guys next time on not cool high
• 1:40:43
  school horror. Here's some music by the
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• 1:40:57
  Just do it all right? Bye.
• 1:41:32
  Comedy and signings. I just recently found out that
• 1:41:35
  he was in my favorite kids TV show.
• 1:41:38
  What's that? And he was making fun of the
• 1:41:41
  rock the whole time. Avatar the Last Airbender he
• 1:41:45
  played a a a rock and earth Bender that was get.
• 1:41:49
  The fuck out. Really Boulder.
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  He was the boulder, which was like the rock.
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  He only talked third person so. You can.
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  Go under or you however you want to do it.
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  Just put it on my collar. Yep.
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  Oh damn it. Check, check.
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  All right, let's let's start you.
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  Up. I mean, I know you're started,
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  but I might bump into this one more time.
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  I have everything but my hook. What I I'll talk about it on the
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  thing. I want to save something for the
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  camera. Yeah, damn dude.
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  You're good. It's they're made to take a
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  beating. And I'm blind with them like
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  glasses but they want to have. The jinkies you find it, it
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  might be on your chair like I heard it hit your the steel of
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  the chair. Oh yeah.
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  Damn. It has a magnet on it.
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  OK. Yeah, OK.
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  So yeah, if you pop that magnet off, yeah, like this, take the
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  magnet off the back, put the microphone, I.
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  Didn't even realize there was a magnet.
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  Yeah. So you popped the maybe the
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  magnet fell off. Is it on your chair?
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  It's a little. It looks like that.
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  It is. OK, so you put the mic
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  underneath your shirt and then the magnet on top of your shirt.
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  I. Got you.
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  Is that OK? Yeah, direction of that.
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  Oh, that works too. OK.
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  If you want to hide it more, you can put it underneath your shirt
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  like this too. Whatever you are comfortable
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  with. It's OK.
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  Yeah. So.
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  So essentially what I want to do.
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  What? What did?
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  You already start. No, I mean, we're recording,
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  but. Picture here separate your hair
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  part your hair or something because you had it like half
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  pushed back and half not so just.
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  But I want to do this more often.
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  I, I, I think in person is more fun because I want to bring that
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  old vibe back of the podcast, like of like being at the table,
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  everything. But like, I don't know how the
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  this this drive was a pain for you or this summer.
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  But if you want to do this every other every other like every
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  other week or something, however you want.
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  We'll just pick a movie. We can pick one out when we
• 1:43:52
  leave today. If you need access and stuff,
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  let me know. I do have a shit ton of
• 1:43:55
  streaming services, OK. I liked that AMC Plus because I
• 1:44:00
  got the free trial to watch that, so I'm cool with that.
• 1:44:02
  So AMC plus also if you get the plus version, you get shutter
• 1:44:06
  for free. Oh, really?
• 1:44:08
  Shutter is included in something else.
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  So I was subscribed to shutter. Then I went and seen AMC plus on
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  my Amazon, my Amazon thing when I'm on my own with my screens
• 1:44:21
  like subscription. So I have a shutter plus.
• 1:44:24
  I'm sorry, Paramount AMC Plus, but it comes out like something
• 1:44:28
  else and shutter for free. So yeah.
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  But if like I said, there's another movie too, we could we
• 1:44:33
  could figure something out. OK, I know some on my list that
• 1:44:37
  I have yet to see. I have not seen long legs.
• 1:44:39
  I haven't seen that. I haven't seen Barbarian I.
• 1:44:42
  Haven't seen that I. Haven't seen black mask or what?
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  No black phone? I haven't.
• 1:44:45
  Seen that? Saltburn.
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  Saltburn. I haven't seen that.
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  Yeah, it was. Barbarian.
• 1:44:50
  So there were some other ones that are pretty popular that
• 1:44:52
  that people that got a lot of traction.
• 1:44:55
  Sydney Sweeney. Oh, sinners, I haven't seen
• 1:44:57
  sinners yet. OK, I started.
• 1:44:59
  To watch? Yeah, I haven't heard.
• 1:45:00
  I've heard of these but I haven't seen them.
• 1:45:02
  Yeah, Sinners is supposed to be a really good face, that.
• 1:45:06
  I knew the premise of Sinners, but I didn't realize that it's
• 1:45:08
  like the Parent Trap style of shot.
• 1:45:10
  Like Michael, B Jordan plays two different characters.
• 1:45:12
  Oh. Oh yeah, yeah, I wasn't aware of
• 1:45:15
  that either until you just told me.
• 1:45:16
  You ruined it. I didn't ruin.
• 1:45:19
  Anything about the fucking story though?
• 1:45:21
  So. But I just know it's a vampire
• 1:45:22
  movie. Yeah, isn't it?
• 1:45:25
  But yeah, so we'll figure stuff out and maybe we'll ask the
• 1:45:29
  audience what they want to see us review or talk about the only
• 1:45:32
  one that we can do. And if you want to, if you want
• 1:45:34
  to like stay Co host and be here, like stay claim of it.
• 1:45:37
  I'm I'm I'm all for it. But when we do go watch
• 1:45:40
  Terrifier 3, I'm going to do that with.
• 1:45:42
  Courtney, you say you want to do those with Courtney?
• 1:45:44
  Yeah, but you're you're, if you want to jump in as like Co host
• 1:45:47
  permanently, like you're more than welcome to do so.
• 1:45:49
  And like we can do it remote, we can do it here.
• 1:45:51
  But you're definitely somebody I would love to chat horror with
• 1:45:53
  and watch horror with because I think you really like horror,
• 1:45:55
  but also you're also not very like everything sucks.
• 1:45:59
  You know, no, no, I'm and I'm a 10 minute drive down 81.
• 1:46:03
  Yeah. So it's not bad, you know?
• 1:46:06
  Yeah. And if you hate the logo and
• 1:46:08
  want to Chuck it up, I'm cool with that too.
• 1:46:10
  The not Colon high School horror.
• 1:46:12
  I have it just looking like old school black and white matinee
• 1:46:14
  screen. That's kind of where I was going
• 1:46:16
  for. I'm just looking at the cast, so
• 1:46:19
  don't mind me, yeah. So that I didn't know who John
• 1:46:21
  Courtney was until I looked up later.
• 1:46:25
  He was the killer. Yes, yes.
• 1:46:27
  Captain Boomerang and and Suicide Squad.
• 1:46:31
  That's why he sounded familiar. OK.
• 1:46:33
  But he looks like fucking. He looks like Tom Hardy and Phil
• 1:46:36
  Insane. Yes, he's in Terminator Genesis.
• 1:46:41
  He wasn't in. It's not the same guy as Mortal
• 1:46:44
  Kombat, right? No, no, that's Michael Jai
• 1:46:46
  White, right? No, he the new one I think she's
• 1:46:50
  talking about. OK, the the.
• 1:46:55
  I suck at explaining characters that I don't know.
• 1:46:59
  Dave. I thought the dog was going to
• 1:47:05
  kill him. I thought the dog was going to
• 1:47:07
  be the one that kicked him into the water and the shark would
• 1:47:09
  eat him. No, I, I thought, I, I think
• 1:47:12
  without showing it, I think that dog fucking dies.
• 1:47:15
  I think they cut that out of the movie.
• 1:47:17
  OK, I my impression that's. Where they that's.
• 1:47:20
  That's a that's a terrible thing to do you.
• 1:47:22
  Feel like the dog? That never it's never going to
• 1:47:25
  pass any type of a rating system.
• 1:47:28
  Nobody wants to see a pet or especially a dog.
• 1:47:30
  Dive, but the dog annoyed him the whole movie.
• 1:47:32
  That's why I think when he when he had a chance, he took it out.
• 1:47:35
  Oh my God, I thought, what he we'll talk about.
• 1:47:40
  Right, right, right, right, right, right, all.
• 1:47:42
  Right. You ready to dive in?
• 1:47:43
  Yes, we're going to wing it. Just dive in.
• 1:47:46
  All right? Yeah, I like that.
• 1:47:48
  All right, so another thing too is how I, when I, when I want to
• 1:47:52
  start a standard, when we start recording is when the cameras
• 1:47:55
  are not rolling or I'm sorry, when they start rolling and I'm
• 1:47:58
  setting things up for just going forward.
• 1:48:00
  This one, I won't do it because I don't know exactly what we
• 1:48:02
  talked about or said, but from the time we start rolling till
• 1:48:05
  the time I say live, all that footage can possibly be used.
• 1:48:08
  I might throw it at the end for like bonus stuff or like setup
• 1:48:11
  time. I just think it's a cool little
• 1:48:12
  behind the scenes. Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
• 1:48:14
  All right, 321.