The Dark History of Being Chosen: Cabbage Patch Kids, Orphan Trains, and the System Behind It
Krissy cracks open a beer and accidentally connects two things that absolutely should not be connected… and now you’re stuck here with the information too. Sorry in advance.
This week on Brews with Boos, we start with the chaotic, pink, dimpled insanity of Cabbage Patch Kids—the lawsuits, the fake hospital, the adoption paperwork, and the full-blown riots where grown adults were out here throwing hands over dolls named things like Bartholomew Chunkington.
Like… I’m sorry—what the actual fuck were we doing in 1983??
Totally normal. Totally fine. No red flags. None at all.
…until you look a…
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