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The Woody Show November 24th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is due to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 2: Program listener discretion?
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  Speaker 3: Is it lies the Woody Show?
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  Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 1: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, Monnoy.
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  Speaker 1: Today is Monday. It is November the twenty fourth, twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty five. We are the Woody Show. Oh Mording, that's
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  Speaker 1: great gory. Hi, we got Menace rad Sea Bass, Sammy.
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  Speaker 1: There's Morgan. She is our associate producer von our video
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  Speaker 1: producer Dumbass, Tyler bort MENGI thank you for being here
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  Speaker 1: and giving us some of your valuable time this morning.
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  Speaker 1: and of course on email email at the Woodieshow dot com.
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  Speaker 1: I'll definitely check in on the after hours voicemail. Sea
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  Speaker 1: Bass at the Naked Bike Ride. Yeah, always an adventurer,
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  Speaker 1: all the experience, always a cent always he's on the trail.
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  Speaker 1: We got a Woodies Show family feud. Special guest, my
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  Speaker 1: aunt Chrissy good She will be the one that we're
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  Speaker 1: trying to get into the mind of good luck doing that.
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  Speaker 1: But to start, we got a couple of things here
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  Speaker 1: for you, starting with some fancy news for Greg. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I love fancy news. Dulce and Gabana. Uh huh just
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  Speaker 1: launched a new perfume for dogs. It's called It's named
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  Speaker 1: after Dominico Dulci's dog. How do you say, is a
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  Speaker 1: dom Domenicula's dog? So uh. They say it's approved by
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  Speaker 1: vets last all day, and dogs really seemed to like
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  Speaker 1: the scent. But again, these things lick their own answers,
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  Speaker 1: so do huh.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this isn't too outlandish, I don't think, because I
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  Speaker 5: remember in the past when a neighbor's dog ran out
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  Speaker 5: into some pastor and rolled around a manure. Because dogs
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  Speaker 5: love things that stink. That's not an opinion, that's a fact.
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  Speaker 5: They love stinky stuff. So they rolled around, and this
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  Speaker 5: dog rolled around the manure, and then they gave it
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  Speaker 5: a bath and sprayed it with this like strawberry water stuff,
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  Speaker 5: and it smelled like strawberries afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: The DNG website description reads as follows an old factory
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  Speaker 1: masterpiece featuring the cocooning of warm notes of elong, plus
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  Speaker 1: the clean and enveloping touch of musk and the woody,
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  Speaker 1: creamy undertones of sandalwood. Musk that is elong, which is
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  Speaker 1: a long which is sandalwood. Okay, I think it sounds love,
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  Speaker 1: which is the woody, creamy undertones of I like it.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to guess how much three point five ounce bottle. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: the logo on the front of the bottle of this
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  Speaker 1: perfume for your dog is plated with twenty four care gold. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it does come with a D n G dog collar
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  Speaker 1: and an innersonalized name tag. My god, that's what the
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  Speaker 1: bottle looks like. Now I'm dog collar and all this
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  Speaker 1: golds the pretty class Oay, my dog does have a
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  Speaker 1: Gucci collar and serious. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. How much
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  Speaker 1: did you don't tell us? We'll guess after we guess
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  Speaker 1: on this. Well, save that for a second. We made
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  Speaker 1: it out of a Gucci belt. Wait, so you destroyed
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  Speaker 1: a Gucci belt just to make it a dog collar exactly? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: she wears it when we have company every day. You
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  Speaker 1: say the newest gayest thing ever next level? Yeah right, I.
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  Speaker 5: Think you meant to say every day surprise, Adable, I
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  Speaker 5: would say, wait, how much was the Gucci belt that
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  Speaker 5: you destroyed to make it into a dog collar?
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  Speaker 1: I don't recalls sort of cheap though, Greg, because you
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  Speaker 1: can buy Gucci dog collars, you can. Yeah, but like
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  Speaker 1: my question is, like, I don't give me a ballpark
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  Speaker 1: on a Gucci belt. How much of those cars I
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  Speaker 1: don't like? You can? Probably depends on which one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was three hundred dollars and you murdered it for
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  Speaker 1: how much is a real one a Gucci dog collar? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Probably more affordable, so way less material and adorable, way
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  Speaker 1: less material, same price, maybe more just because it's in
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  Speaker 1: the form of a dog. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I wanted to get my dog's Tiffany Callers, but I
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  Speaker 6: didn't think it wouldn't. I don't think the color would
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  Speaker 6: look nice on them, though I know it's a huge Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's a huge part of it. Yeah, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: of blend with their how embarrassing for the dog.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sure they would love it, do Yeah, but with
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  Speaker 6: this don't shake a bonta thing, I think it's I'm
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  Speaker 6: guessing with the collar and all that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Three bottle, maybe six fifty seven hundred. Yeah, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: five seventy five eight dollars. That's steel sold, steal sold.
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  Speaker 1: What do I order? You can pre order right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's on their website.
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  Speaker 6: Now I did tell you, remember you you learn about
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  Speaker 6: how I take my dogs to get anal expressions?
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  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, you squeeze the glands on their buttole right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you take them to the vets out.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, groomers will do it, but they don't do
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  Speaker 6: a good job. So I take them to the vet
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  Speaker 6: to do it. But when I take them to vet
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  Speaker 6: to do it, they also follow it up with like
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  Speaker 6: some kind of perfume afterwards, like powder for the butt.
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  Speaker 6: And now I request no perfume because it reeks so bad,
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  Speaker 6: because it feels like a kind of like of a
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  Speaker 6: mix of the expression and like, I don't know, some
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  Speaker 6: kind of weird perfume scent. It's not good, So I
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  Speaker 6: don't recommend it. If you go to get an expression,
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  Speaker 6: don't get the perfume.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of the most I've ever spent
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  Speaker 1: on my dog other than the vevve right, But I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: like on something like I thought you loved your dog.
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  Speaker 1: I do, but it's a dog.
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  Speaker 6: She wants, y'aller she does, Probably Tiffany, Tiffany would look good, honestly.
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  Speaker 1: Probably It's for her birthday. And I go and I
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  Speaker 1: get her a filet mignon. Yeah, like grill her a
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  Speaker 1: flet mignon. And I get her like a from like
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  Speaker 1: a dog place, like a dog bakery cake, but like
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  Speaker 1: a little we moved on to cupcakes. You got her
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  Speaker 1: like a full cake one time, or like there's no friends,
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  Speaker 1: nobody else is eating this besides her. It's a dog cake.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of cake, you know. But my wife
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  Speaker 1: thought I was nuts forgetting her the fla mignon, which
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  Speaker 1: is like, I don't know, twenty bucks, yeah, twenty five
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  Speaker 1: bucks small. And she ate that thing two seconds. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: once a year. It's for her birthday, and so I
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  Speaker 1: griller her own flavor. She eats better that that night
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  Speaker 1: than we do. Of course, the Tiffany pet collar around
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  Speaker 1: the room. Tiffany pet collar. So is it real thin?
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  Speaker 1: One night, I'll give you it's very It's basically you
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  Speaker 1: can put it on cats. It's I wouldn't say that's
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  Speaker 1: for dogs.
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  Speaker 7: It says fifteen to eighteen inches one inch wide, black
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  Speaker 7: with a just a silver Tiffany. It says please return
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  Speaker 7: to Tiffany and Company.
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  Speaker 6: I wasn't looking at the black ones. I was looking
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  Speaker 6: at actually Tiffany like color, which is a Tiffany.
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  Speaker 1: Well current their current offerings they have. They have go Greg.
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  Speaker 7: They have a Tiffany bowl which is that blue and
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  Speaker 7: it says but it says dog on it.
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  Speaker 1: Adorable, that's his cat. So they don't have right now
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  Speaker 1: a tip that would be cool, but you don't like
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  Speaker 1: the one the signs that say like laundry that it's
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  Speaker 1: on the dog bawl. Yeah, and Tiffany so the dog
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  Speaker 1: ball's fine fuck or if wolf had a bone on it.
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  Speaker 1: But I didn't really trying to figure out where you
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  Speaker 1: draw your line. Yeah, probably just like stuff that tells
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  Speaker 1: you what it is. Yeah, kitchen.
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  Speaker 7: So the collar, they don't have a they don't currently
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  Speaker 7: offer a turquoise one, and they have a turquoise leash,
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  Speaker 7: but the collar is three hundred and ninety five. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 7: and it's in black though the current offers they have
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  Speaker 7: the leash is black and turquoise. That's four hundred and
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  Speaker 7: forty five. And then the dog ball that says dog
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  Speaker 7: only one ninety.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, what a steal.
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  Speaker 7: Under But if you're buying a Tiffany, Gucci, whatever, et
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  Speaker 7: cetera dog collar and you're not like that could feed
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  Speaker 7: a thousand people in North Korea, Africa, feel on the
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  Speaker 7: blank whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Cool, they're not here though, And my dog needs a collar.
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  Speaker 1: But your dog will never know what the hell it is,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't understand it. There's a lot of stuff. Doesn't that
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  Speaker 1: kind of go against your whole argument where you know, well,
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  Speaker 1: what you could have done, you could have done, or
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  Speaker 1: you could have been talking about this, like why are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about this? Well, we could be talking about
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  Speaker 1: this other thing. This is exactly that argument. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to hear Jack squat about oh blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh poor people need this.
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  Speaker 7: And that if you're buying Tiffany dog collars, exactly, that's
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  Speaker 7: exactly my ar.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So I don't want to hear like, oh, the
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  Speaker 1: fast fee workers twenty dollars an hour you bought a
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  Speaker 1: Tiffany dog collar. Okay, you could have supplemented some of
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  Speaker 1: their income exactly, donated almost people need blah blah blah,
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  Speaker 1: Well you pay for them with your Tiffany dog greag.
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  Speaker 1: Just mutilated a Gucci bell. Yeah, so this pit bullserves it,
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  Speaker 1: and she wanted you and we have company. Yeah, did
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  Speaker 1: you guys to hear the part about company. Yes, she's like, Hey.
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  Speaker 5: You know like when you have company, you dress up better,
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  Speaker 5: clean the house, having class, right.
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  Speaker 1: And then you put your dog in her fun collar.
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  Speaker 3: We hope.
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  Speaker 1: up for a dumb debate? I like it?
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  Speaker 8: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Debate? Ah, right, silly stuff, nothing super important. Okay, this
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  Speaker 1: is a couple of things that have been going on
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  Speaker 1: and taking social media by storm. People will chime in
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  Speaker 1: on these different things, so we'll start with this one.
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  Speaker 1: It's a parking issue. It started when this guy walked
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  Speaker 1: out to his car and a neighbor had left a
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  Speaker 1: note on it saying, quote, would you kindly refrain from
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  Speaker 1: parking your vehicle outside of my house for days on end?
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  Speaker 1: A few hours or a day is acceptable, although you are,
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  Speaker 1: of course legally within your right to park outside my home,
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  Speaker 1: but please have some consideration and park on the opposite
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  Speaker 1: side of the road when the space is available. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: So he uh he posted a note on Facebook started
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  Speaker 1: this huge debate, and so people were asked, is it
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  Speaker 1: okay to park in front of your neighbor's house?
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  Speaker 5: I think ideally, if the spot in front of your
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  Speaker 5: house is available, why wouldn't you just park there?
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  Speaker 1: Well, because what happens a lot of times is they
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  Speaker 1: have many many cars, have ten cars. Yeah, it's a
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  Speaker 1: typical culprit. And you know my pet peeve is when
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  Speaker 1: you have a garage, park in the garage. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care why people don't do that. I know you don't.
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  Speaker 1: It's like my son uses it for hockey. Dude, just
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  Speaker 1: load it with crap. Yeah, just a bunch of junk
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  Speaker 1: in there that you know I could park in there.
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  Speaker 1: But he uses it for hockey, you see. But four
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  Speaker 1: hours a day you can always find a reason not
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  Speaker 1: to use your garage exactly. Now, we have a driveway,
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  Speaker 1: so the cars are in the driver they're not on
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  Speaker 1: the street. And this is what drives me crazy about
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  Speaker 1: our neighborhood. Everybody's got driveways, right, so you have the
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  Speaker 1: garage and you have your own are still driveway. How
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  Speaker 1: is it that people are still parking in front of
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  Speaker 1: mailboxes where the postal worker gets pissed.
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  Speaker 9: Because kids with cars or other people like you said
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  Speaker 9: multiple cars, Like my family had six cars because there
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  Speaker 9: was four kids all driving at the same time, plus
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  Speaker 9: my parents.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but my point is there's still plenty of other
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  Speaker 1: places on the street for these guys to park who
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  Speaker 1: are parking front of the mailboxes. They choose to park
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  Speaker 1: in front of the mail there's.
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  Speaker 6: Also oblivious city also, they don't want to do oil
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  Speaker 6: leaks on their driveway because it's sightly.
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  Speaker 1: City street parking is different, you know, because if you
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  Speaker 1: don't have a garage, you don't have a dedicated parking
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  Speaker 1: spot exactly. And you got to find I've lived in
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  Speaker 1: those situations before where you'll circle the block for you know,
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  Speaker 1: thirty minutes sometimes just waiting for something to open up.
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  Speaker 1: That's why should get a bicycle.
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  Speaker 7: But yeah, but that's about it. That's about as nice
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  Speaker 7: a note as you could write. I mean Days on
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  Speaker 7: End is a little bit exactly aggressive.
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  Speaker 1: But there's one car that's on my street and one
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  Speaker 1: of the names doing uh work in their yard, like
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  Speaker 1: you know, new driveway. So it's a lot of dust
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  Speaker 1: and dirt and stuff. So it's been going on like
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  Speaker 1: that for at least a few weeks now. This car
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  Speaker 1: I know hasn't moved because it looks like they just
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  Speaker 1: pulled it out of like the desert. Yeah, it's covered
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  Speaker 1: in a thick, heavy coat of dirt and dust.
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  Speaker 7: Was it forty eight hours or Addy Murphy's old Porsche
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  Speaker 7: or whatever we've been in you know, i'd been in
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  Speaker 7: the garage for fifteen years.
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. There's cars like when they pulled the Dolorean out
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  Speaker 1: of the cave. Yeah, the western version of Back to
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  Speaker 1: the Future.
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  Speaker 5: There's cars on my street that have weeds growing through
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  Speaker 5: the wheels and cobwebs on the wheels that they moved
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  Speaker 5: in ages and you have have you called Greg?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: I have that wow as best? Yeah, ABC always be
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  Speaker 7: calling the cop.
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  Speaker 6: Oh dude, There's this neighborhood that I drive through, and
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  Speaker 6: I feel bad for this neighborhood because somebody has like
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  Speaker 6: kind of like a mini yacht that they keep on
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  Speaker 6: the street and they move it constantly from like in
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  Speaker 6: front of their house to their neighbors. I'm like, how
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  Speaker 6: is that even legal? Can you keep huge boats on
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  Speaker 6: the street like that?
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  Speaker 1: A lot of cities won't let you put anything on
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  Speaker 1: a trailer on the street, right, Yeah, some per move
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  Speaker 1: it to make it legal if it's just in the
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  Speaker 1: same spot. Some of the comments and you can text
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  Speaker 1: over to two two nine eighty seven. Is it okay
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  Speaker 1: to park in front of your neighbor's house? One person says,
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  Speaker 1: totally agree with this. I've had cars parked outside my
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  Speaker 1: house for weeks at a time. Not illegal, of course,
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  Speaker 1: but it is a bit thoughtless. Public road equals public
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  Speaker 1: parking for all, says another person. Our neighbor across from
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  Speaker 1: us did that. He had the same response as you.
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  Speaker 1: He also left his windows down, so my husband watered
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  Speaker 1: the yard. Petty deserves petty work. I wouldn't do. Listen, people,
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  Speaker 1: you do not own the parking spot in front of
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  Speaker 1: your house. It is a legal spot for anyone to
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  Speaker 1: park in. Oh really, because that's what I said. See,
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  Speaker 1: people love making arguments that don't exist, aka straw man,
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  Speaker 1: so that they could feel well, that was the neighbor
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  Speaker 1: that we were dealing with, where the person kept parking
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  Speaker 1: in front of the mailbox to where the postal guy
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  Speaker 1: would stop delivering the mail to that cluster of mailboxes,
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  Speaker 1: which by the way, did not include her house, right,
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  Speaker 1: and so we had to then go down to the
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  Speaker 1: post office to pick up our mail every day for
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  Speaker 1: two weeks, like a punishment.
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  Speaker 5: But you didn't do what I suggested, get all your
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  Speaker 5: neighbors to hound the HOA about it, because the HOA
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  Speaker 5: does they.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do anything. You got to have a no. People
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  Speaker 1: have complained to the HOA a number of times, but
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  Speaker 1: like they don't do anything. That's of course, that's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. They're useless. Got when she was confronted about this,
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  Speaker 1: she goes, my kids can park on the street wherever
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  Speaker 1: they want, we like, not in front of the mailboxers
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  Speaker 1: in the hours that they're delivering the mail. Because park
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  Speaker 1: in front of your mailbox, your mailbox is not parked
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  Speaker 1: in front of have your mail blocked. Actually no, they can't. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to guaranteed parking spot, you need to
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  Speaker 1: live somewhere with the driveway and not depend on public parking.
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  Speaker 1: Public parking is first come, first serve, plain and simple.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I agree with that. It's just you know,
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  Speaker 6: how about just being polite?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how about this one? If I want to park
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  Speaker 1: there for days, that's my problem. You don't like it,
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  Speaker 1: move out of the neighborhood. These are all comments from people.
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  Speaker 7: These are all classic examples of people who aren't aren't
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  Speaker 7: property owners, aren't homeowners.
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  Speaker 1: You know, these are losers. This is loser commenting. So
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  Speaker 1: I said, I must be weird, but I don't mind
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  Speaker 1: if it looks like more people are at my house.
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  Speaker 1: I think the crooks would think twice before breaking in
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  Speaker 1: if there are multiple cars and people. Okay, right, so
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  Speaker 1: that's a good reason. Then stay for weeks. As long
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  Speaker 1: as the park car is plated and registered, I don't
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  Speaker 1: see a problem. Like, it's not abandoned, right. It is
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  Speaker 1: absolutely about being respectful to your neighbors. Seems like manners
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  Speaker 1: and goodwill are a thing of the past. As long
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: as you're not blocking private driveways.
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: It's basically saying, hey, if you have visitors, they got
• 16:57
  Speaker 7: to park down the street, right.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: And if I have a because I'm lazy and or
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I have too many cars, right and yeah, if you
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: have a garage, you can park in it. And totally
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: the first world problem that the Sammy brought up. We
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: have six cars? Yeah, well we didn't know, because.
• 17:16
  Speaker 9: I do think man our neighbors must have hated us,
• 17:19
  Speaker 9: of course, but luckily we kind of had where we
• 17:22
  Speaker 9: were situated on the street. There was a street that
• 17:24
  Speaker 9: went I guess perpendicular to it that had a bunch
• 17:27
  Speaker 9: of empty spaces that we could park in. But my
• 17:30
  Speaker 9: sister's boyfriend would park in front of the guy across
• 17:32
  Speaker 9: the streets house a lot because all that other parking
• 17:35
  Speaker 9: would be taken. And he did write a note one
• 17:37
  Speaker 9: time on his car saying like, can you please not
• 17:39
  Speaker 9: park in front of my house?
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: So then he didn't. It wasn't a big deal.
• 17:42
  Speaker 9: But we had just cars everywhere from people coming over
• 17:45
  Speaker 9: from our own cars.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's going to happen. Wait, how old
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: give me the ages here? Because four people that were
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: all driving age at the same time living at home.
• 17:53
  Speaker 9: My parents had four kids in four years.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: That'll do it. Yeah, wowhood I have a woman because
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I get it. Now, we're turning people on the post
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: to work a postal workers who complain about having to
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: get out of the truck to deliver mail can suck it.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Do your fing John again, that's not what what he said.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Stop arguing points that weren't right. It's physically in front
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: of the mailbox the post off. Yeah, and this goes.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Just because you can, doesn't mean that you should have
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: a little uh, you know, respect for your neighbors. Park
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: in front of your own house like what you know,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: park in front of your own house exactly. That's what
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I don't get. Yeah.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Sometimes my neighbor out of the clear blue who parks
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: in his driveway will back up and then come park
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: in front of my house and then at the end
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: of the day he puts it back in the driveway.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Why weird? So weird? All right, So the parking debate,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: is it okay to park in front of your neighbor's house?
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Yes or no?
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: Greg, I mean the courtesy thing, I would say no.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: I mean legally yes, But that's not the argument here.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: The situation here is days on end exactly what we're
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: talking about in this particular situation instance. So I would
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: say I'm saying no, no, menace, not polite, but you
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: can do it, all right, Sammy, not for days on end,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: all right if I'm saying no, obviously no, And there
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: will be consequences after, especially after comes out. And that
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: is true.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Spike strips, yeah, and Woody for you to park in
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: the driveway, it's kind of dun't yeah, is it?
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Yeahs pay for driveway. It's pretty nice, kind of dumpy. Yeah. Oh,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: my son plays hockey in there, you know, twenty four
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: hours a day, seven days a week. Oh wait, now
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Greg has a big pet peeve with that. I do.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Having a garage. I was very late in life that
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: I had a place that had a garage. And it
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: is the ultimate luxury to have a garage that you
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: park in, all right, it's the best. And then people, oh,
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: I got my boxes in there and my Christmas treet
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: Oh we'll put them somewhere else then, yeah, and park inage.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pay for a storage space, right, just so you
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: can park your car in there and leave the driveway.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: So much crap that you have to get a storage space.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: You don't need it your problem. Woody Show is coming
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: up next. I got another debate for you, all right,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: and this one's this has got to be the dumbest
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: internet debate of the day. Okay, I'll have it for
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: you next. Hang on, because you think you have it
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: all figured out. Next thing, you know, you live another
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: twenty years show.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: I think there's some shenanigans going on. The Woody Show
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: is back.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, you make the call in this one. People are
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: debating or arguing whatever about this on social media. And
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: the question here is is it rude to order fajitas
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: at somebody else's birthday dinner? I told you, I told
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: you it was silly. Here's an argument, I.
• 20:43
  Speaker 11: Don't care how close we are, we're best friends, is
• 20:45
  Speaker 11: if you order fajidas at my birthday.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Dinner, you know that it's my birthday and I'm the
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: star of the show.
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: And so for you to order a big, sizzling tray
• 20:54
  Speaker 8: of fajitas, you know that when it comes out.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna say, oh, what did you get?
• 20:59
  Speaker 12: Oh, it's making all this noise, it's smoking everywhere.
• 21:03
  Speaker 13: What are you doing trying to order something so attention grabbing.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: At my birthday dinner and my birthday. Many us as
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: if this wouldn't be her exact spot. It's taking away
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: because I knew that was going to be the argument.
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: It was because it's too much attention.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Tr on guys, my birth and the gold balloons, because
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: some people say the whole pageantry of the whole thing
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: is a scene stealer. The focus should be on the
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: birthday person. I say, it's dumb. You want what you want.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: There's one place that go to. I swear the flames
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: are like three and a half half feet high. It's
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: like they I don't know what they pour on it,
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: but they just start shooting. You just come with a fire.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: This one place that goes. I can show you the
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: videos firing, like right right before they serve him on
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: the table. They they'll fire them up and so it's
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: like this flame that by the time you sit it down,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: it's the flame's gone. But it's man, that sounds dangerous.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: It is, But is it rude? I think a me's
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: the one to answer this one. No, I don't think so.
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: I think that's crazy. Order what you want?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Who cares? Order what you want? And it's easy to
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: say that's not your birthday.
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: Are you calling Sammy saying that she would be a problem.
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: I would care because this is mean girl sort of thinking.
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: It's I want attention, attention, attention.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I think I'm a.
• 22:17
  Speaker 9: Real mean girl like that, Like, you can't order what
• 22:19
  Speaker 9: you want because it's my birthday.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I think you have tendencies. No, oh, you're saying she's
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: obsessed with attention. Is that what you're implying.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: No, I don't.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I don't get that from her. I mean that's Sea Bat.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I'm asking Sea Bass.
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: I think nothing bring I think at this age, maybe
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: in her early twenties is simmered down.
• 22:36
  Speaker 9: Now, well, sure, in my early twenties, did I wear
• 22:38
  Speaker 9: run up sash and a tiara on my birthday?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Of course I did that. My friends got for me
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: first of all because it was expected. But I wouldn't
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: have sat there. But you would have mean girl her
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: behind your back. I would not have not over something
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: like that. If someone else is wearing a tiara and
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: sash on my birthday, then yeah, I would be like,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? It's my birthday? Yeah, well that's
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: not I want you.
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: Right, But no, I wouldn't care if someone ordered a
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: fijida at my birthday dinner at any.
• 23:09
  Speaker 13: Age, I would not have cared.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: And the woman in the video sounds like quite a
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: grown adult. She should care so much about your own birthday.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Friends with her for sure.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: If anything, you want to kind of downplay your birthday,
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: sorry minutes, I know you can't relate to that, but
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: it celebrates for a whole month.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I wouldn't care.
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: I'd be like, oh, I, I would enjoy the show
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: of the vegeta yea, even though it was my birthday
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: and I didn't order it.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I would like, oh, fijida. I wouldn't care about the
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: fijida thing. I also don't care about people who get
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: engaged at other people's weddings.
• 23:37
  Speaker 13: I don't either.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Don't care about that. I don't care about that. It's weird.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I'm with you, but I'm with Sam. It's weird. I
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: don't know why you would know why you would do it,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: but if you did it, I wouldn't care. I think
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: it's weird.
• 23:48
  Speaker 9: I think the only reason to do it is to put.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: The attention on you built in crowd that's psycho thinking,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: like this chick that we just heard all your friends,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: like your friends and family are probably you know that
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: depends on who it is, like, whose wedding it is,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Like if you're if you're a work acquaintance, you're at
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: the wedding. Yeah, without I hear all that.
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: I agree it's weird and it's attention, so you can
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: first its own sake. But what if it's let's say,
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: your older sister getting married and obviously your family's already there.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Correct, that's what I'm saying everyone, that's the situation. Real crowd. Yeah,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I think you do the proposal. Yeah, if it's a
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: family member and you already spoke to them ahead of
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: time about it, right, Yeah, it's Randal von Ryderson.
• 24:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I guess I don't see the wanting the crowd
• 24:29
  Speaker 9: and all your family and friends there for your proposal
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: to begin with. That's something I know a lot of
• 24:33
  Speaker 9: people do it, but I guess that's just not something
• 24:35
  Speaker 9: that it should be a private moment.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I would have a problem with
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: if I was at that dinner, I wouldn't care if
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: you ordered the fihatas. But it is a little weird,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: like Greg's friend used to do, which I'm not sure
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: if you hang out this person anymore. She used to
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: throw her own birthday party. So she would schedule the
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: whole thing herself, invite a bunch of people there, and
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: they always think that's weird. I never said so weird.
• 24:55
  Speaker 13: I think that's weird either.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: We don't hang out anymore. No, But here's the thing,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: because I don't find the bill would come, she'd just
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: leave it. She'd about all these people out for the dinner,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: that's her birthday dinner that she organized, and then just
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: leave the bill. That's true, which I think it was weird.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: And then and I didn't like it because I felt
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: like she was using gregs. I said, Greg, that's I
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: don't like this. That's true, and it took me many
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: years to realize take advantage of that's true. Yeah, you
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: need to cut her off. But I also think that
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: if you are throwing a birthday party, you should host.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Don't throw the party if you're not going to host
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: the party, correct, you know what I mean? But why
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: throw your own birthday party?
• 25:28
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I guess because you like things? Just yeah, do you
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: like it? If you want to have fun? Nobody else
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: is gonna throw you one because you want a free dinner?
• 25:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Or what he shows next?
• 25:38
  Speaker 9: What every player unless they're found the same household has
• 25:41
  Speaker 9: to bring their own balls so that you don't touch
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: other people with your hands.
• 25:45
  Speaker 13: You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: For me, I'm gonna blush. Sorry.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: What do you show creating awkward moments between uber drivers
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: and their customers since twenty fourteen? That what you show.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: We're going to be right back. The show will be
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: right back The Woody Show. Hi, welcome back.
• 26:06
  Speaker 11: Hi.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: We are into another new hour insensitivity training, free, politically
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: correct world. We are the Woodies Show. Yeah, thank you
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: for being here giving us some of your valuable time today.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Phones are open at eight seven seven four Woodie. You
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: can hit us some of the text over to two
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: to nine eighty seven after ours voicemails. In fact, I
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: have a few that we can go through here, and
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: then of course the social media at the Woodies Show,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: email us email at the woodieshow dot com. I mean,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of ways to get ahold of us.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: A lot of things on the Internet. You can find
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: that which, by the way, this hour the internet is
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: assessble to some examples. That's just a few things that
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I wanted to I just wanted to highlight because I mean,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: people all the time have their two cents. We get
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: the crossroads emails and things like that, but it doesn't
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: matter what it is. And all the different platforms, be
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: at Facebook, any of the social media stuff, or even
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: if you go on on Reddit, Reddit seems to be
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: the worst. Yeah, usually that seems to be where all
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: like all the biggest trolls are. I disagree. I think
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: it's Twitter by far.
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: Twitter because for Reddit you have to like you have
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: to go and find the specific thing you're you want
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: to talk about, which means you're usually a fan. But
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: with Twitter, it could just pop up on your timeline
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: anyway and you could be like, yeah, I know.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: I always do experiments with myself because when I look
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: at Twitter, I get depressed every time and I think
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: maybe today I won't And then I look at Twitter
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: for ten minutes and I'm like, I want to jump
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: off a break.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: If it's just nasty, yeah terrible. Yeah, it's fine, I mean,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: but like if it is it about you, no, not
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: at all.
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: But like every everything is news is bad news, right,
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: So that's by definition, and then it's enhanced.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Right and it's just people hating on everything. Yeah. Uh
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: so we'll get to that coming up here later on
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: in THEA. Just a couple of xipt that I found
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: more and Menace was looking for some stuff too, just
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: to bring up. But yeah, well we'll read a couple
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: of those for you. Pretty pretty interesting after ours. Voicemails
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: eight seven seven forty four. What are the same number
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: that you call in with during the show? After the show,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: if you're listening on podcasts or whatever it might be,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: you can always leave us a message follow up on things.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: And we did that brag like Sea Bass segment and
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: this woman is following up with hers.
• 28:23
  Speaker 11: Hi would show. This is Sarah and I have a
• 28:25
  Speaker 11: brag like Sea bas. In less than two weeks, my
• 28:28
  Speaker 11: husband and I are flying to Japan.
• 28:30
  Speaker 15: There's a daily mention them Japan.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and going on a ten.
• 28:32
  Speaker 11: Day Princess cruise around Japan, both our first time in
• 28:36
  Speaker 11: Japan and my husband's first cruise. But the best part
• 28:39
  Speaker 11: is the kids will be staying home and being watched
• 28:41
  Speaker 11: by its grandma.
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 28:43
  Speaker 11: Be more excited, Bye bye bye.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: That would be nice. Look, any vacation minus kids, that's
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: a vacation. Everything else with kids, that's a trip. Yeah,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: it's like a great one. Yeah, well, I would. I've
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: looked into that, but we just don't. We don't have
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: ten days off in a row round here, but that's
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: making over the holidays. We usually have at least ten days. Yeah,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I see that. That's cold. I want to be warm.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I want to see the cherry blossom. Oh nice, Yeah,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: okay cool. Let's see how had this one? This is
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: a cart nark related one.
• 29:14
  Speaker 11: So I had a total moment today and Aged Sevest
• 29:17
  Speaker 11: would be proud of me. So I was at Aldi
• 29:20
  Speaker 11: and one thing I've never seen before was a cart
• 29:23
  Speaker 11: left out at Aldi.
• 29:25
  Speaker 13: Really weird.
• 29:25
  Speaker 11: It was parked by my car on the grassy part.
• 29:29
  Speaker 11: I don't remember what cartnarks calls that when they park
• 29:32
  Speaker 11: it there, but anyway, so I put my stuff away,
• 29:34
  Speaker 11: I put my car back, and then I decided to
• 29:37
  Speaker 11: put that cart back and I got a free quarter
• 29:39
  Speaker 11: out of it because the quarter was, you know, still
• 29:41
  Speaker 11: in it. So again, never seen the cart left out
• 29:44
  Speaker 11: at Aldi, and I got a free quarter.
• 29:45
  Speaker 13: So that was cool.
• 29:47
  Speaker 11: Anyways, thought about you guys. I love the show. I
• 29:49
  Speaker 11: love all you guys.
• 29:49
  Speaker 15: Bye.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually worked out really well for us, because
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: not only the people like to watch the cart Nark videos,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: but people think about us every time there at any
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: place has a cart I mean your brain.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: At her point, yeah, I don't even bother at all because,
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: like what she said, even if someone doesn't want their quarterback,
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: someone else.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Will usually grab it for you pretty damn quickt Uh,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: this is a grass isn't always greener. On the other side,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: we were talking about people like, oh, I can eat
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: whatever I want, I don't gain weight. I can't and
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: this person is, uh, you have something along those lines though, woodie,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: what's that When I shave, I look young? Like, wait,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: you look young on episode you but about it. I
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: wish I looked younger when you're clean shaven, I know,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: but like, no, no, I'm not always so young. I
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: do well, no, because the difference is it rules, because
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: it's the same as the person who can't gain weight.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, can I explain why it's okay? So when
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I shave everything else around my face, hair, all the
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: way down neck, everything else looks older except I have that.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: You know, those people like I think Ralph Macio looks strange. Yeah,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: like he said, the point out, it's always benefited him.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: The guy like karate kid Daniel Russo. It always it
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: looked fine for the longest time. But now when you
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: see him, he's got this young face, but everything around
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: him looks super old older. It's kind of Benjamin Button. Yes, yeah,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: and so, and for those reasons, I don't like it.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: It's weird, but it's equivalent. Yeah. Anyway, this guy says,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: the grass isn't always greener. Guys, Hey, I was.
• 31:26
  Speaker 15: Listening to your guys the show, and you know Greg
• 31:28
  Speaker 15: and what he were talking about, how they wanted each
• 31:30
  Speaker 15: other's hair, and you know, you guys said that, God,
• 31:33
  Speaker 15: if you could do over, would you give me one thing.
• 31:35
  Speaker 15: I have a genetic pancreatic disorder that makes it so
• 31:38
  Speaker 15: it's extremely difficult for me to put on weight. So
• 31:40
  Speaker 15: I'm six and a half feet tall and I weigh
• 31:43
  Speaker 15: one hundred and sixty pounds.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Rah. Yeah, no, it's a little really over six feet tall,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: you know, being so skary. Yeah, it does make my
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: dog look here, that's true.
• 31:58
  Speaker 15: And you know I eat, will not necessarily eat, but
• 32:01
  Speaker 15: consume north of thirty five hundred calories a day.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, I get to eat nice start thirty five hundred.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: How do I catch what he has? Would you go
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: out to eat and have an app right, wow, cool, just.
• 32:13
  Speaker 15: To maintain being really really skinny. And you know, a
• 32:17
  Speaker 15: lot of times I'll be looking at social media and
• 32:19
  Speaker 15: I'll see these guys walking around with dad bods, and
• 32:21
  Speaker 15: I'm like, oh, I want that. You know, I would
• 32:24
  Speaker 15: much rather be uh fatter than I am than be
• 32:28
  Speaker 15: you know, the skinny thegress. There's always greener on the
• 32:31
  Speaker 15: other side. Anyways, No it is, but.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: It's instead of your thirty five hundred calories. Why don't you, like,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: you know, kick it up to about nine thousand calories
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: a day, just ap every starting. Yeah, have you heard
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: of apple and shake it? Yeah? You want to see
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: how to gain weight. We'll just come out and hang
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: out with us. Don't have add donut. Have a dozen donuts,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: all right? So uh, Alicia writes in this is email
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: at the Woodies show dot com hoy Woody Show. Long
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: time listener here, I've been listening long enough before these
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: thirsty dudes were chasing after Sammy or the rate my baby.
• 33:04
  Speaker 14: Now.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not a huge feminist, but I am a huge
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: fan of the show. For the sake of entertainment, I
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: like to have sea bass rate me alright. I personally
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: consider myself a solid eight really and Sea Bass a
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: solid four, but just for issues and giggles, have him
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: rate me. I'm twenty seven. I'm not going to try
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: to sell myself as some perfect match for Sea Bass,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: because well, I have standards, but I thought this would
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: be fun. Image number two is taken in Tokyo, and
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: there's another daily mention of Japan for you. She does
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: give herself a point, right there, Alicia from Alicia here,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: let's go to a picture here. All right, here's a
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: picture right here, Sea Bass at the middle there.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Well, considering that she put the smiley face emojis over
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: the other one, she's not the giant orange head with this. Yeah,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: she looks nice. Okay, it's like she's at a halloween
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: party or something. Everyone's were in black. I don't think
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: it's a halloween want to be a funeral? No, because
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: she's got stuff crossed out in the background. It looks
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: like more of like a somewhat somewhat formal. It's like
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: a decent little like a little she's cue she's fine.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: That came to mind, is like yes, very goodie gooding, Yes,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: goodie good We'll see that. No, little yea.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Girl.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: There's another picture where she's with some friends. Look see
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: she's at Disneyland Paris. Oh boy, we'll go there. She's
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: very girl.
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: Next story, body's fine, she says. She her shirt says retard. Yeah,
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: well it's French, so it's on re Todd. Oh yeah,
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: I mean that's still not a cool shirt to wear.
• 34:42
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: So yeah, she's a Disney in Paris, So that's down
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: a point. As an adult, that's.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Like, what do you what are you?
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: What are you rating? She's you know, she's probably in
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the seven range.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: I didn't I need to see the boobs obviously, if
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: she must have sent some of those photos in yeah,
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: but I don't.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: She's very she's very nice. I don't think she's that
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: she's seven and a half. Eight No, I wouldn't not.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: At eight, because you gotta think, you gotta think about
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: it's it's the standard deviation. And when you look at
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: that that big, that bubbly curve at the standard deviation,
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: when you get up to those top few per standard
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: deviations in the end, the eights and the nines, that's
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: a tiny, tiny fraction of people.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: You see more boobs here, Like she's got a more
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: like side protole. I also see more nose in that
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: one too. Yeah, if you're if you're looking for I mean,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: she's you know what, She's nice, but I wouldn't kick
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: her out of.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: It.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Seems like a nice mom type. Her style is terrible,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: all right, Well what are you giving her mess? Uh? Yeah?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I agree? Bringing her back down to like a seven probably,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: and that's not an insult to say seven. Seven is
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: a good, solid above average. Yeah yeah. Her power ranking
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: says Greg, Oh my god, let's get drunk together and
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: you can totally fondle what little boobs I have. Okay, there,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: it's well, you should be higher on the list. But
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: o G. Female and fellow alcohol hall enthusiasts take the lead,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: and can we please get more of the that's what's
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: up news? All right? We just had another one recently
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: like that. That's what's up? Menace is next in there
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: hanging their little buddy and stay safe near the railroad
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: tracks Morgan, because I can both relate to her and
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: wish I was more like her. That's followed by Sammy.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: She represents the basic bitch side of me and the
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: listeners minus the knitting ew ew. Then it was like
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Randy Caroline Bort King of Creep Sea Bass. You should
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: be hiring the list because of card narks. But like
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I said, ow and then uh, let's see Julianne rest
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: in Peace, the animation team that puts together the animated
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: podcast Dumbass Tyler, anybody else that I have forgotten and
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: followed by our old producer Christina. I used to have
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: so much to say about her, but now all I
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: got is this. Thank god you got rid of Croatia's
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: love child. She's been around for quite a while. Listener
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: basic what's her face? Also material the Woody Show More
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Show podcast would be great. Nip rip, slip drip, nip
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: and rip whatever that was. We love all in Alicia
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: and you like her Alish I bet leashy. All right, Well,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break. If you want to
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: SendUS an email email at the woodieshow dot com otherwise
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: after hours voicemails eight seven seven forty four Woodie. We'll
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: take a break and then we're gonna come back. The
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: internet is a cesspool just some of the stuff that
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: people are saying about the show and about people on
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: the show. And also have this other person Sea best. Uh,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: saw this video, and this is like, this is what
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: the Internet's for, you know, Like who we called it?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: What do we call the victim off?
• 37:41
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: It like everybody's trying to prove like what a victim
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: they are all the time it was victim off at
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the OK Corrals. Yeah, and you can decide next to
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: the bigger victim is and then I'll give you some
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: of this other feedback too, that is coming up after
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: the break. You're on the Woody Show. Hang on, Oh great,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: the costs are here. Okay, stay tight for a few
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: of the Woody Show'll be right back as soon as
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: that he does down. Okay, come on, guys, freaking down
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: the show show? All right, welcome back. The Internet is
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: a sets pool. We know this, but just a couple
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: of exemple I would like, I said, I got a
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: few things here. Do you want to hear the victim
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: off video or do you want to go right into
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: what people are saying about the Woody Show, which which
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: is more painful. They're all painful in their own way.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: It's just this is more just to point out the
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: ridiculousness of the Internet. And you know, I've I give
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: a lot of credit to people who you know, they say,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: and I don't necessarily believe it, like when they have
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: a radio show or they're in the public eye in
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: some way that they never read that stuff. And I
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: guess I find it more entertaining than most people. Do
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: You definitely do yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do the show stuff. Yeah,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: you want to do show stuff first, Let's have some fun. Okay, Well,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: this one just simply says the Wood Show sucks. Donkey
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: balls what he looks like he drinks butter? What a cow?
• 39:09
  Speaker 14: Oh?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: I hate I hate butter. Recently, I was like I
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: was crazy something saltick of it? Well, I kind of
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: took a knife and scrape like nothing salty nothing something. Wow,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: where do you have period or something like? Yeah? That
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: like what is it like? Like you were just like
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: that sound like all of a sudden you were craving salt.
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: That's always I always want, Like that's my thing is
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: I want crunchies like are perfect, but they're terrible for you.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: So I don't keep him in the house like you're
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: always eat butter.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's very paleo, very menaces. Word of the
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: day should be semi glue, tide burn. Okay, I agree,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: like bring it up. The show is sucking bad on
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: the content board report more like torture report board. Forgot
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: to include himself on his own segment. He also mispronounced
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: his own name as the worst employee of the month.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's a nice guy and a hard worker, but
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: I can't stand listening to him on the air.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: There.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Morgan is very fake. She also lies and says stupid
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: things like her mom is ugly. I really dislike her,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: but you know her mom, Yeah, Morgan's dad. Yeah, her
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: mom is hated. Yeah, maybe her mom's like a real
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: dog faced bitch, you know. Yeah. Maybe if she was nineteen,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: her pick me personality would make sense, but she's thirty.
• 40:26
  Speaker 7: I hate that that phrase because gets thrown around a lot,
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: and it's basically it's saying it's a version of you're
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: a bad gay, Greg, because you don't you don't act
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: like every other like I see gay people acting. Because
• 40:36
  Speaker 7: Morgan doesn't act like he wants like other girls.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Therefore, it's not just her personality, she's she's being picked
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: me right Internet Cesspool always loving what he is on
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: vacation and not the rest of the show. I can't
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: stand Greg. His opinions are stupid, he refuses to see
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: other points of views, and he just overall seems kind
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: of dumb. That's all true even on the iTunes ratings.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Like one star review from snow White. I'm sorry show White,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: who says bad show, lax entertainment and appeal. The host
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: is a sweat hog, with the rest of the cast
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: being the fecal matter in his hoofs Oh wasn't the
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: sweat hogs from Welcome Back? Steaks and Supplement says, Woody's
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: morbid obese physique has diffused into his ego and after
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: four years of almost daily listening, I'm out lose some weight, Woody.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Too much fat in that brain on read if there
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: was a whole thread? Is there any adult who actually
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: enjoys listening to the wood Show? Sammy, please stop. I
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: get it that she's speaking up more on the show now,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: but she's so ingrading and annoying. All she does is
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: agree in cape for Woody or offer her ignorant opinions.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Bort too, but he's less annoying. Wait, cape is a
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: new thing. Oh yeah, that's not necessarily a new thing,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: but I am hearing it moret it I've been hearing
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: it more recently. Is that like flying in like a
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: superhero with your cape?
• 42:11
  Speaker 15: Is?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're taking up for blindly defending.
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: I don't see Sammy doing that for Wooding. No, No,
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: she does it for a lot of dumb things, but
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: not for sure.
• 42:22
  Speaker 9: Right, you guys constantly accused me of doing that.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: But yeah, why is Menace even on the radio. The
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: dude has zero voice talent, He produces no content at all,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: and the show's social handles are a joke. It's not
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: like he's a good social media director. Their Facebook page
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: has fifty thousand followers for an effing naturally syndicated radio show.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: It just seems it just seems frustrating to listen to
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: somebody with so little talent adopt such a boss like mentality.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: He doesn't deserve it. And then there was a follow
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: up to that agreed, and I really can't stand Menace
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: for a guy so dumb. He speaks on topics he
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: does jack ish about. Look, that might be true, but
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: we have over one hundred fifty thousand follow us. One
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: idiot and then and then there's another one talking about
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: your videos that you post online when you're out of events.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: They go, why does his idiot never know what to
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: do with his hands? He already looks stupid, but the
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: fact that he's like constantly just clapping his hands, he
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: looks like a somebody stands like a pole. That is
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: one thing like when you like when most people a
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: TV person to know what to do with your hands,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: what to do because you're thinking, like, oh, I got
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: to move my hands, I got to do something. It's
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: not necessarily something that looks natural. Stand there. It's very ricky, Bobby.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with my head. Let's
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: see on to Morgan. I hate Morgan so much. I
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: did find Busher Bear tolerable, but she's not as interesting
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: as what he thinks she is.
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: I mean, I think yeah, and I think Busher Bear
• 43:53
  Speaker 7: might be her best segment yet because there's so many
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: ways it can go.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: You can really you really get pick people's brain. I
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: tune out the moment they say another Morgan segments on
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: the way. I think Morgan is pretty boring. All of
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: her content is repetitive. I feel like all of her
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: segments are supposed to be like sea basses, but just
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: not funny. You know what you walk before you can run.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: This one says, I don't get why what he is
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: so miserable. He has a wife who is way too
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: hot for him, despite him being morbidly obese. He has
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: a successful, high paying show despite having very little talent.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I think I've explained that one before. It has nothing
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: to do with my job. I love my job, and
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I love a lot of things about my It has
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with my wife or anything else. It's
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: all me on me, right, That's that's what it's all about. Like,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: that's where my anything I'm miserable about. That's what it's about.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: And he got with his wife when he was skinnier,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: so yeah, yeah, that is also true when we got married,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: when we got married, when we were dating and we
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: were married, then I was skinny. But when we met,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: because we were friends for years, I was fat. Then
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I was fat and then got skinned. She didn't give
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: a chance until I got skinned, right because she had
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: you know, I just I found this a fun fact.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I just learned about my wife the first time ever.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: We've been married for sixteen years.
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: There.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I like, when we first met, she was dating a
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: guy who turned out to be gay and big long
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: term relationship guy trying to be gay. I was in
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: my first marriage at the time. Turns out that guy
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: that she dated trying to be gay was the second
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: boyfriend who turned out.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: To be gay. Right now, you.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Gave why are you tricking women? I don't know? Great,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: see another one on me. He always rails against people
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: acting like children with their hobbies but an interest, but
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: is known to throw intense timber tantrums over small things
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: like football games, often throwing things and breaking things when
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: things don't go his way. That has been a long time, right,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: ten years. That was the last Steeler's Super Bowl. My
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: son was like, he was like maybe one or two
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: at the at the time. So you've calmed down since then? Yeah?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was the last thing like you threw
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: were destroyed? Oh for a football game? Years and years
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: and year? That might have been the last one. What
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: about other things? Uh well yeah, here I smashed headphones, keyboards.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, the keyboard was even a long time agot
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: the last a smash. We're a set of headphones, my headphones,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: not station property, my own stuff. But still I'm not
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: taking up for I'm not saying that's like respectable behavior. Yeah, no,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I get it all right, So there's a there's a
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: couple of things. There's a couple of things, there's a lot. Okay,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: now to the victim off So this is a video
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: that that Sea Bass found. Who is the biggert We
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: pick up, as we do with many of these videos,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: after the initial offense. So what has happened?
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: But we the best we can understand is there's two Well,
• 46:47
  Speaker 7: there's a woman walking down the street of New York.
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: Another person who claims says they're a trans woman, says
• 46:53
  Speaker 7: that the woman walking bumped into them, like she kind
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: of shoulder checked them or whatever, but not They just
• 46:59
  Speaker 7: say it was kind of an act them. And the
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: trans person is now angry at the woman who's videotaping
• 47:05
  Speaker 7: because that woman has not apologized.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: A reason to stop and yell number one.
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: Spend time on that, and then the transperson says that, oh,
• 47:15
  Speaker 7: you know, you're not nearly the victim I am, and
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: you should.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: So basically turned into an argument who's the bigger victim?
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: The woman, the woman who's black, or the woman who.
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: We haven't even talked about that point. Yeah, the person
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: videoing is an African American female, So who is.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: The bigger victim? Here's how that went into me.
• 47:32
  Speaker 15: Because you're a transfomer and you're having a bad I
• 47:35
  Speaker 15: have trans friends like that.
• 47:38
  Speaker 8: You're looking for problems, and you're a purpose to begize again,
• 47:42
  Speaker 8: am I?
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to give you a minute and then
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going to call the cops.
• 47:46
  Speaker 8: You was going in that direction and now you're following
• 47:48
  Speaker 8: me to this location, and I'm going to stand here
• 47:51
  Speaker 8: for one minute.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're a woman, woman, and I just want here.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: What's your name?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I want to think about that, Okay, I want you
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: to think about it.
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: In other words, I know that you're you're a victor.
• 48:05
  Speaker 7: You're a victim just by the how you were born.
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: By the way, have you ever been to New York?
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: The streets of New York are pretty congested. You gotta
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: be the sidewalks like you're gonna bump into somebody whether
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: you want to or not. You shoulder bruises.
• 48:16
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 48:16
  Speaker 7: So, so the trans person there is saying, well, guess what,
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: I know you're you're a victim. But I'm I'm higher
• 48:21
  Speaker 7: on the victim thing than you are. So how dare
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: you call the cops on me for talking to you?
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: And then then and then the things, but the trans
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: person isn't getting their way, so escalates from the just
• 48:31
  Speaker 7: intensifying you hit me.
• 48:34
  Speaker 12: It's henny, it's not anymore.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: It's not honey, bitch. We're just gonna patiently for the times.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Yes we are.
• 48:45
  Speaker 12: This is getting You're a hypocrite, Yeah PTSD bitch, Okay,
• 48:57
  Speaker 12: so with the wrong T word.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: So, I mean, I think by the way I think
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: the woman, I think she handled this very calmly, way
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: more calmly than I would think most people to just
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: point out, hey, I didn't mean to walk into you,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: and I also walk away right, yeah, you know that's
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: always an option.
• 49:15
  Speaker 7: But now the the person who's angry here, the trans
• 49:18
  Speaker 7: person has now taken off their wig that's on the ground.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Now we've thrown out another victim car that they have PTSD.
• 49:24
  Speaker 7: Uh huh and that, and then the trans person assumes
• 49:28
  Speaker 7: that the other person is a liberal person on account
• 49:32
  Speaker 7: of she of her of her gender, and her racial identity.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I have PTSD for being assaulted like people like you.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Am I that I need a secure.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: That's a good I mean an African American lady. I'm
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: you know you people, And by that I mean, am
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I that I.
• 49:53
  Speaker 10: Need a secure.
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: I'm not a racist where you're gonna racist trends on
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: sidebark he assaulted me on the sidewalk.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Coming, okay, yeah assaulted that was bumped into yeah, yeah,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: exactly the cops and you're like, oh great, yeah, but
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: that was the best move.
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: That she could have ever done. Is once the trans
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: person didn't even say anything racist necessarily, but it was
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: in their brain and just.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Be quiet, let them stew in it and talk their
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: own way deeper. And yeah, I didn't say anything. Well,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: seas can have one more clip for us after the break,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break. The the internet is
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: a cesspoology. Indeed, if you're looking this three on something fun,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: it's a it's always there for you, you know what
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, never disappoints. More shows next, hang up
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: a smoke break that cigarettes or smoking hands shows in
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: a second. Actually, I understand what you're saying. You just
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: don't know what the hell you're talking about.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: It is the show, all right.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: So we were talking about just the cesspool that is
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: the Internet. I read you some of the stuff. I mean, yeah, look,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: it's it's all the time. If you have any kind
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: of like a public facing job. I mean, look, it's
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: gonna be out there. Not everybody's gonna love you. Yeah,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: not everybody's gonna love you in your nasty opinion doesn't
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: necessarily make somebody like stop in their tracks and go,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: oh well wait a minute, let me change everything to
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: the police. This person because his every day you're gonna
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: hear and see stuff like that. Uh So, then we
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: also went through that last clip where is the trans
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: woman on the sidewalk flipping out because that uh yeah,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: bumped into you know, there's other person who's on the
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: sidewalk bumped into this person, and they.
• 51:44
  Speaker 7: Were in front of what should be a happy place. Man,
• 51:46
  Speaker 7: I say, Korean fried Chicken Barbee, extra crispy and extra juicy.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: So I'm not thought it was police worthy. Yeah, so
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: we're just talking about that now. There's also one more clip,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: another thing that you can find on the cesspool that
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: is the internet.
• 51:58
  Speaker 7: And I don't know as much about how this started,
• 52:01
  Speaker 7: but a woman who's in a uniform from Wendy's. She's
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: got the Wendy's T shirt. Okay, she she doesn't like
• 52:07
  Speaker 7: that this guy's recording her. We don't know why. We
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: don't know what happened beforehand. So she said, stop recording,
• 52:11
  Speaker 7: stop recording, stop recording, And one way to do that
• 52:13
  Speaker 7: is to run up and slap the man's phone out
• 52:15
  Speaker 7: of it. That's how it starts, all right, there, it
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: goes before that record that. So he doesn't stop recording.
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: So she walks to her car, starts up her car,
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: and grabs her gone. Oh right, and then but then
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: she fires a one morning shot and then a second
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: shot into the man.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Okayrd shove me leg.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Brah. He is about it.
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: As someone who has had drums pulled on him. Wow,
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: it's not smart to stay when someone pulls a gun
• 53:07
  Speaker 7: on you. You're not a pussy if you then move
• 53:09
  Speaker 7: out of.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: The world's would run. But it doesn't sound like it's
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: that bad. I listen to this guy just got shot.
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: You might like it.
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: He's not crying, he's like gasping for area whaling. He's
• 53:21
  Speaker 7: doing a good job of recording. Or you getting the
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: license plate all that stuff. Yeah, that's fine and all
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: seems good to me, So I guess I guess maybe
• 53:28
  Speaker 7: I'm wrong.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, if you find some good stuff, you
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: can always send it to us email at the Woodieshow
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: dot com phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: What he text us over to two two nine eighty seven,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: will be right back. Hey, heykay, we just found a
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: really gross video on the internet. We got to check
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: it out.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Or what do you show next?
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Okay? Please he can Oh you want to play Psycho?
• 53:51
  Speaker 8: Okay?
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: Can I be the helpless victim?
• 53:54
  Speaker 14: No?
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Please, don't kill me, mister ghost face. I want to
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: be a sequel The Wood Show. I thought Greg was
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: going to reach over and smack Sammy. We're talking off
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: the air, and he said something about or she said
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: something about how she likes turbulence, I know, on an airplane, insanity. Yeah,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: so what do you actually like it? Yeah?
• 54:18
  Speaker 14: I do.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's fun. It's like fun something in
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: my brain.
• 54:23
  Speaker 9: Everything's like, Oh, we're going down, Like I'm not going
• 54:26
  Speaker 9: to go down in a plane crash.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Like that, like to live like that. Yeah. Greg just
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: starts grabbing the arm rest. Oh yeah, felt, And then
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: the flight attendant comes over and nows, hey, sir, we're
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: gonna have to move you. I just creeping out the
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: other passengers. Yea true story.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: Just when you thought she was coming over to you
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: to say, would you like a drink or something, or
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: can I hold your hand? You know, we're vanishing you
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: to the seat near the toilet in the very back.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: I was on a flight the other day and it
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: was pretty empty and it was kind of the turbulence
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: hit and it's like the tails like just going back
• 54:59
  Speaker 6: and forth.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, in the news, there's an Alaska Airlines flight
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: that was forced to divert because the pilot admitted that
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: he was not certified to land the plane at this
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: particular airport they were going to, which I think was
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Jackson Hole. Oh my hole, and he admitted it up
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: in the air. Yeah, So they landed in Salt Lake.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Another pilot had to replace him, and then they carried
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: on to Wyoming. So three hours later they land in
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Jackson Hole. Well I really see, I admitted it and
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: like okay, so when you get on the plane they
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: just kind of throw it at you at that point, like, oh,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: we're going to Jackson Hacket. Oh guess what. Yeah right,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not certified the land there.
• 55:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah, let him know before you're up in the air.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So the airline released a statement saying the flight
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: was diverted because the pilot didn't have the correct paperwork.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: I thought about that too. Remember I told you about
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: my experience of the emergency room where they're still running
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: things down with pen and paper and then going and
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: entering it into the system. Like, there's got to be
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: a more efficient way. Bring an iPad, bring a lap top,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: have people fill that, or have me filled out with
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: the iPad while I'm sitting there waiting on results or
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: waiting for someone to come help me. Hm, let's do that.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: The paperwork for airplanes, we can't make that digital. Well,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: they have to bring it from the opposite side of
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: the airfield. As soon as we get that paperwork, we'll
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: be on our way. Folks. I don't know, how about
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: you just make a digital right, text it to me paperwork.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: That's the biggest excuse that that's the new checks in
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: the mail. That is right. It really is. Whenever somebody
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: has to delay it kick something down the road, they go, oh, paperwork.
• 56:28
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: Don't you think overall being a commercial airline pilot would
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: get really boring?
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: No, I think it'd be cool.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: I think like, once you're up in the air, you're like, okay,
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: here we go again, and then you land and then you're.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: In another job. You're sitting in a cubicle and you're
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: crunching you know, spreadsheet or.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: Well, you're stuck in the small space like a cubicle. Yeah, true,
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: but you can get up and walk around and stuff.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know why it's different to me, but
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I think driving for a living would be awful. Yeah.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Being a truck driver, I think would be really hard
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: because everybody sucks. I mean we drive around just to
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: work and people want to kill themselves exactly. Imagine like
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: that's your office, but that's something in the airline. Pilot
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: is almost like a truck driver. It's like you're in
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: this small space. Yeah, everyone, I'm dealing with other I mean, yeah,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: there's traffic up there, but people aren't cutting you off. Yeah,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: truck drivers dealing with a holes like constantly. True. Yeah,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: people in chargers and challengers, you know, sitting in traffic
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: eight seven four Woody text us over to two two
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: nine eight seven.
• 57:27
  Speaker 12: Whoa show.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I'll be right back. That is a beautiful well the
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: naked bike ride. It's an annual tradition Sea bats. I
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: think part of them bike's gone to it. You love
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: time against a big oil and trove. Yeah, that's one
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: reason I think you're a little titillated by the sights
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: and the smells. Well, it is certainly titillating. That will
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: it's Wien relating, I should say. Yeah, there's a lot
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: of dudes, right, Like, what did you say the split
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: was like between men and women?
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: It was it was like seventy five, twenty five. But
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: even this year, guys were saying, man, the chicks are like,
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: it's a sausage fest.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: This year it was weak. Yeah, it was like five
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: to one, maybe six to one. Yeah, I know it's
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: not your thing, but would you ever have the nerve
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: to do it?
• 58:20
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: I was going to ask the same thing, the nerves certainly,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: although not it doesn't have the body to do it
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: in this in this climate. If everyone having smartphones, because
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: like they do it at a new disresort, they do
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: like fun runs, you know, do a five k or something, right,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: but no one's out there taking photos because they're all
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: part of the group. But when you're on city streets
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: and anybody in the car is like, what the hell
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: is that? Right?
• 58:44
  Speaker 16: Yeah?
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like Mena says, those photos last forever. Yeah,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: everything you ever do for the rest of your life.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Somebody will tweet it to you. Yeah, that'll be They'll
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: die in a car, right, that'll be the file photo. Yeah,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: because if I had that's the one they'll use for
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: the paper. If I had a rock and body, I
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: would totally do it well and rock and Wiener too, Well,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: that's what I meant. The whole thing, from head to toe.
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: It was would do that kind of went around a
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: few weeks ago. I think London was one of the
• 59:11
  Speaker 7: first cities to have theirs and this dude was like,
• 59:14
  Speaker 7: out in the middle, you do it and his wiener
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: was in full regression, everyone laughing. He didn't care because
• 59:21
  Speaker 7: it's not because it's not about sexuality, it's about the
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: body being free. But everyone was having quite good time
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: with him.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: This is the naked bike ride. Sea Bass went to
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: it and he talks to some of the people who
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: are there participating and asked him a little bit of
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: you know stuff, questions and whatnot. Get to know him
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: a little bit. And the last question we always ask.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: We've been doing this for years, can I smell your bike? Scene?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: So it's a little game that we played to try
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: to figure out will they allow it? Will they be
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: fine with that? Or will they be creeped out and
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: tell Sea Bass here to hit the brick. I crossed
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: the line. Yeah, Now who's the first person here? First
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: guy is Harold. He's an og. He's been around since
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: before this was even kind of a real thing. His
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: name is Harold.
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: Would assume sixty years abo, I'd say about sixty years old.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 7: He's going to give us some more insight to what
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: this protest is all about.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: All right, Simple nudity is legal so long as it
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: is part.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Of Jesus How old is he? Sixty ish? Wow? That
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: sounds like yeah, he sounds like he is funny against
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: right voice shaming Dari.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 14: Simple nudity is legal so long as it's part of
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 14: an official protest, which, of course, this ride is a
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 14: threefold protest, one to reduce the dependency on fossil fuels,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 14: to promote bicycle safety and awareness, and to promote body acceptance.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Now, can I ask how did you equip your bicycle
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: today for the naked bike ride?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 14: Besides my shigne, I do put an extra cover over
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 14: the sheet so that way no dUtu necessity easily washed.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: So this is like a towel that's been taped on
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: towel that's.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: Been taped on.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 14: U should actually use a strong wrap. Oh yeah, my
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 14: bike breaks down and I have to wait for the
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 14: right back in one.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: Of the chase vehicles. I have something I can put
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: on to stay I legal.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: May I smell your seat? God? That is a rough
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: sixty Does he have left? By the way, I'm sure
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: it's more than a threefold going on? There is he protest?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: First off, how dare you all? Herold's a wonderful man.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 7: And second off, that's a true professional because he's he's
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 7: prepared because yeah, all cyclists, no, you get flats whatever.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: You want to be standing there with your butt crack
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 7: in the air while you're a man's wrong.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see, I will say I will say that
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: because he's prepared and he can launder the towel, and
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: so he's thought about the smell and things with the
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: bike seats, so he may not be like worried to
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: be embarrassed by the nasty smell. But at the same time,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: he also seems like a like one of these guys
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: that you talk it's like a baseball purist as a
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: matter of fact. Yeah, they're like, wait, they take a
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: way too serious like the fact that you're asking to
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: smell the seeds, like yeah, like he like, this is
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: not to be made fun of. This is a very
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: serious thing that we're doing here. It's not just all
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: fun and games and nudity. So kind of split, what
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: do you think, Greg, and you think he's gonna do it?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: I was thinking along those same lines. He's very matter
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: of fact. He's taking this seriously. This is not silly.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: So I'm I'm thinking he's gonna say no, okay, menace.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just think yes, I think he's like seeing
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: him done everything. You get old enough, you don't care. Yeah,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: you don't care. Yaying about that too, Like older people
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: are a little bit more like yeah, yeah, fart in
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: the grocery store. Yeah, yeah, I'll say that he will
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: allow it to him, and you said no, I'm saying no, Okay,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: let's find out. Harold Naked Bike Ride twenty twenty. I
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: smell your seat if you wish, Okay, hold on one
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: more real quick. I think whatever was on there, it
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: kind of bakes off.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: Wasn't anything there up chep for suntown lotion.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: I guess the showered this morning, huh, of course, not that.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: I slept any last night. Really, I was doing other stuff.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 14: I didn't get home until one in the morning and
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 14: had me up to play four point thirty to get here.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 14: When we're done with the sec and ride, I go
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 14: from here for a gaming tournament and then I don't
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 14: get home again until after midnight one o'clock tonight.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: What kind of gaming tournament, Matt's the Gathering?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: Oh oh yeah, right that tune. I got your little
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 7: magic Gathering music here Woodie. Oh my god, dude, really
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 7: like people are like, Oh, I watched all the Marvel movies.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 7: I'm such a nerd. T heat No, the man who's
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: up till after midnight two nights in a row going
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 7: to magic tournaments.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: East sided die that day living his best life.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 14: Yes, he is in.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Between, he's going to the naked bike ride. Dude, he's
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: so active, exactly. You are very vigy crapping on his voice.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I know, look how much stuff he can do in
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: one day. He's doing more so I's been able to
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: live to four hundred years old, So of course I
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: had to ask him about this magic the Gathering late
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: night tournament. He's talking to a bonus from from Harold.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Here we go Now, these are the cash tournaments just
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: for fun.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 14: This one here is you're just playing for promo pack prizes.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 14: But this is a new sht that just came out
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 14: a week and a half, two weeks ago. And like
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 14: the guy shouldn't evenuxte me last night.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: Twenty five bucks for the event. He pulled over one
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars worth of cards out of this fat Well, what's.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: The best magic gathering card you own?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 14: I have an absolutely christ chiangement Black Lotus. Current value
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 14: on is probably one hundred between one hundred and one
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 14: hundred and twenty five.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Thousand, thousand. Way, it's definitely afford a dentist or some dentures.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: How about this, though, that's such a known magic and
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: my little brother played when he was a child appropriately
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: But by the way, uh yeah, I even knew what
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 7: the black Lotus is. It's like a known They excuse me,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: it's not allowed in tournament plays.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: It's so powerful. Oh wow, man, somebody want to say, hey,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: sell your Black Lotus gets a car, Well, I.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Have a car, just got a blown head gash getting car.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 14: My goal is I have the whole power nine. Those
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 14: nine together are worth closer to two hundred plus styles.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: Wow, in about four years, they should peek over a million.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: That's when I show him. That's when I retirement.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Friend. Okay, honest, honest question. Do you think this guy
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: has ever put that penis in a woman before?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: You know, probably in the eighties, Yeah, you know, I say,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: in high school college. Yeah, he's involved in things that
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 7: are not friendly towards getting laid.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: That's for sure. Yeah.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: But maybe he wears his cards like on a chain
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: so all the ladies can see it, Like, yeah, look
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: at this ball.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: All the ladies at the Magic the gathering. It sounds
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: like he's making the most of his sad old life.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: You know, he's at least got there doing stuff that
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: he likes, and he's you know, and that's the thing
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: when you're doing that sort of stuff and you gather
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: and not make a bike riding. Yeah, thanks, happy all
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: those cards. Naked bike Ride Sea Mashew's next.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 7: Okay, this is an actual There are very few of
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: these are the naked bike ride, so I made sure
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: to talk to at least ones.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah right.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: Her name is Sierra. It's you know, it's their first
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: time out and she's naked up. When I talked to
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: her top list. Okay, but I because I think a
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: lot of girls will wear bottoms just because it's you know,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 7: you don't want that stuff going on.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: It's cleaner, it's cleaner regardless. Okay, So here's Sierra. What
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: number naked bike ride is this for you? It's my
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: first one.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: I guess I'm.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 8: Stepping my feet. I haven't been a newdist before this,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 8: but I'm open to it, like super open to it.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: It's fun to just be naked. Yeah, it's just nice
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 8: and it's good for you.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: How did you set up your bike differently at all?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Or did you for the naked bike rye. We've rented
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: bikes so there was no setup required. I just had
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: to go and get the bike. Did did you reveal
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: to the MDA hey, I'm gonna be naked on this thing?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 14: No?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: I did not.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 8: I did not.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Man, I smell your seat. Oh now she's one and done.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 15: Well.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 7: She also said, you know, it's I can see why
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: young women don't go to this thing because it's it's
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 7: all old dudes, and also you're naked in public. We
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: have a text here post Malone bought a black Lotus
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 7: Magic the other in code.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Something else but all right, let's see. Will she allow it?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I mean she sounds, uh, she sounds pretty fun, like
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: she's adventurous and you know whatever. I mean, you're not
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: asking that like sniffer actual butt, just the seat. Yeah,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: so I'll say she'll allow it. I think she'll be hesitant,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: but she'll be open. She's like, okay, what.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: She likes being naked. She's giving it a chance. It's
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: her first ride.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm still I'm getting a no vibe, so
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say no. Okay.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 9: I think she's gonna say yes because she's going to
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 9: try and prove how open she.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Is to everything. Okay, I'm a cool girl. All right,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Well let's find out naked by man. Smell your seat? Yeah,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: if it was near me, yes, I'll say. You put
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: your bike away already, Yes we did. Yeah, I can
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: smell that seat. Yeah, I'll go for it. Seat. Does
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: it smell like ass? It's a little sweaty smelling, But
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: I think the sun really is helping a lot because
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: it's kind of burning off that. Yeah. Wait, where was
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: she sitting? So she was sitting on a like a
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: little railing.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: Having looked and there was a couple are bikes right
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 7: in front of her, so I assumed those were her bikes,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 7: but apparently she put her up.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: But she was for him to grant you permission, as
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: if he had to speak for her, she could grant
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: her own perm This guy Capan, was he with her?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: He okay, I asked, and that was a He was
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: the reason she was there. He introduced her to this,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: although he of course did although she was very uh,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: she was very firm that he was just a friend.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: And he's trying to get that friend naked. Yeah, yeah, totally. Hey,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: we know what should do. Let's go to the naked
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: bike rye. He's trying to friends. He's trying to crack
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: out of the friend zone, you know, So I mean,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: you know we should do. We should go down to
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: look as friends. We should go down his naked bikey
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: about environmentalism and stuff. Right, all right, So we're gonna
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll come back. We got more
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: from the naked bike ride and can I smell your bike? Seat?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 7: So far on two for two, I'm killing the game
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 7: this morning, and look the winner get for I got
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 7: one of their seat towels here.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Oh I want to win all right, so that's going
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: up next to on the Woody Show. Hanging this, We're
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: going through some of the audio that Sea Bass collected
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: the Naked Bike ride. Talking to a couple different people already,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: and we have our next person, and it always ends
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: the conversation always ends with can I smell your bike seat?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: May I smell? May I smell? Yeah? I don't have
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: a loss of smell. Yeah, And who's next? This is Dava.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 7: And Dave had a whole setup on a gas scooter.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 7: Was I had like a bunch of signs and does
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 7: that kind of defeat the purpose? Well, they have things
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 7: that are support scooter. They have support vehicles and those
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: support vehicles you know, have water and if someone gets
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 7: hurt or they need you know, supplies or eat a
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 7: bla blah, bright bikes breakdown, et cetera.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 7: And Dave had this like box with CDs and he
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 7: was promoting promoting the band that he had. Oh the
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 7: band is, well, well, let's I'll have David tell us
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: about that.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: The band is called Naked Lion nak Apostrophe d L
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: I O N. They started off as a ukulele kind
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: of parody band, so they did instead of money mone,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: they did nudy nudy, or instead of under my thumb,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: did it under my bum And they started from there
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: and eventually then I jumped in plane base and now
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: we've got a full album that has been released.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: I see you on a scooter. Were you on a
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: bicycle or a scooter today? I took the scooter the
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: whole time. I'm just on the ride, being helpful, mass
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: mail your seat. Huh oh wow, all right, obviously naked.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: You know my guts tell me no on this one.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Really serious support guy. He's like one of the Yes,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: he's more like an official capacity.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 7: He's a volunteer technically, I know, but still even even
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: still like he's part of the that's what I'm a
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 7: green with you. I'm saying, yes, he's an official volunteer.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 6: Does he have like a special vests or anything. Yeah,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: indicating that he's special wrist band. Yeah, Yeah, Okay, yeah,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say no, Greg Gory,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: I h I'm getting a yes vibe from him. I mean,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: like his whole band's thing is making nude parody type songs.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say yes, Udy nudy nudy, nudy, Yes, Sammy, I'm.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Gonna say yes as well. I think it's his whole thing.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: And he's a volunteer. What are they gonna do fire him?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: All right, well, let's find out it's the naked bike
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: ride mass smell your seat. It's a weird question to
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: ask a lady. Everyone just oh, I mean, I don't
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: know if you would would want to. It's uh hot
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: as hell and you will one burn your face, may I?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Uh sure? Wow? Yeah, you're right, it just smells like heat.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, no, like not.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, depending on what part of the ride, it's
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: gonna smell like grilled meat.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 6: I mean you really have to like lead into it
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: to make it happen. Yeah, yeah, don't take them for
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 6: an answer.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 7: He didn't want to try to talk. He was even
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 7: trying to talk. Yeah, but that was that was a
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: nice thing about it being so hot over the weekend.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 7: Is hot everywhere? Right, It wasn't swampy and yeah, gross.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Naked bike ride? Who's next? Oh? Hold on, you guys
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear any of the songs the bangers
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: give me the give me the best one?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 7: All right, Unfortunately on their album they don't have any
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 7: of the parody songs. They have their originals. Well, here's okay,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 7: let's find out. Here's there one. It's called she treats
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 7: you like a gay best friend.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, you attractive too, like a gay friends.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 11: Shopping the shopping Jesus.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 13: Never, she stands all your money and then you take
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 13: your car.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Like a gay friends friends like that.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 6: That's actually not terrible. If he did like music videos
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 6: to it and put on YouTube, I would see people
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: enjoying it.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, here the the advertisement that we're running on the
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: radio station for the podcast. It's called does this does
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: This Murder Make Me Look Gay? Oh? Yes, yeah, we
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: were in an advertisement that runs all the time. I
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: hear it all the time. Does a podcast called does
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: This Murder Make Me Look Gay?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: How much is great pay for that podcast? Great names?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know. He gets to go to Nobu yeah,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: and like eat for free, So that's not cheap. All right?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: Who were next year for the naked bike Ride? This
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: is Don? And guess what don knew? Who I was? Okay,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: we've got fans in the Naked bike Ride. Alla, Don
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Naked Bike Ride, So we're here with Don and Don.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: You say you listen to the Woody Show.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 16: Sure do.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: I keep trying to get Greg in Menace to come out,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: but then they want to do chicken when it comes
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: to the Naked Bike Ride.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 7: I think they they build it up as scarier and
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 7: then they're in their mind that it is in reality. Now,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 7: how did you set up your bike today for the
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 7: Naked Bike Ride?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 14: Well?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Right now, Well, just my drying off towel and powerful one.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: But he's probably pretty sweaty this year because it's just
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: hot riding. Mass smel your seat. Oh, he's gonna totally
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: say yes, oh yeah the show. Yeah, there's no way
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: going on here is yeah? Yeah, definitely, yes, Greg, yes, absolutely,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: it's Sammy, Yes, definitely yes. All right, let's see Don
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: at the Naked Bike Ride. Mass smel your seat, go ahead,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: it should be pretty clean, should be till how's it
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: going there? They'll be no poop smells. You actually get
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: shipping through. Yeah, I don't fake anything. I don't I'll
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: fake sniff. Yeah, it's it's been used obviously. I would
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: say like it reminds me of a good will. We'll
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: carry it all week long. Looks like so much dont
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: I'm joining up. And if you can fab by for
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: a skateboard or something. It's East scooter even I've seen
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: some yeah anything, alright, Wow, it's easy.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: I like you.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: I like you. I would love to see naked on
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: a skateboard. Well, there's your naked bike, ride your money. Yeah,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: and here one more song on the way out. A Yeah,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: it's called U from Naked Lions. This is a sad
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: song to help you score, don't. Yeah, you can't hear
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: about anything anymore without getting feeded. Wall right, it's so trending. Oh,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: this is really good. Fla, it's so good. It's so good.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: I'd rather hear commercials. A menace will eat something gross.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: He'll be hungry in an hour.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: He'll be right back while we're having some computer no
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: never to live a wood Show. And we are into
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: another new hour insensitivity training frame, politically correct world. We
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: are the Woody Show. Yeah, Woodie, that's great, gory, good morning,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: we got menace, what's up, We've got sea bats, we
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: got Sammy. The phones are open at eight seven seven
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: forty four Wooding. You can hit us up with the
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: text over to two to nine eight seven coming up
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: for you this hour? What do you show Family Feud?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: And I sat down with my aunt Chrissy, who is
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: one of the funniest people I know. And I don't
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: even think she realizes that she's funny. I think she
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: just realizes or she just thinks that, you know, she's
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: being here, she is being herself. But I find her
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: so damn entertaining because she's always drunk, she's always high,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: and she lives in life that really a few people
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: get to know joy. I mean even Sea bats is
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: fascinated with it.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, this is typically like one of the
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: people that he would go out there trying to find. Yeah,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: and we have her right here, and she's in my
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: own family. And it took me so long. It took
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: me years, years and years to realize. Man, we got
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: to put her on the radio. Yes, I got to
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: share her with everybody else. But what do you show
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Family Feud? This is where instead of asking a hundred
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: people like to do for the game show a survey question,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: We've just asked one person in this case is my
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: aunt Chrissy. And then I'm going to have questions for
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: different people. You try to yes and what she's gonna say,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: you guys want to do like a practice one. Okay,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: So here's one of the questions that I asked, Uh,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: Aunt Chrissy, and you guys can kind of like do
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: this together and try to figure out what she went with. Okay,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, here's the question. I'll go with something.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: You name a plant people might grow themselves. Okay, it's
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: not marijuana, non marijuana. Okay, I'll tell you this.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 6: Yes, I when I was at Aunt Chrissy's house, the
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 6: whole side of her house gets what she was growing.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: Not marijuana. Tomatoes. That's a pretty common thing that people
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: will plant. She was growing a ton of tomatoes with
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: strawberries in my backyard as a child. I'm thinking pot
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: or tomatoes or tomatoes weed. But she's gonna want to
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: say answers, yeah.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she would say, yeah, Okay, I think
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: she'll say tomatoes.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: But do you think we can let's go tomatoes. Let's
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: get crazy. Who's making who's making the final choice? Menace?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: It's a practice round.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 6: Okay, tomatoes, tomatoes, some inside information answer.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: The unfair value answer. I think it's good. Uh, name
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: a plant that people might grow themselves.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 13: Marijuana, I said to.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Do we know, man, do we know if she's ever
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: tried to grow her own or she just always just
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: got a source allegedly. No, you've never tried to grow marijuana.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 13: I don't have to. It gets delivered.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Now you do have a guard, Like, what do you
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: plant in your garden?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 16: Green veins, banana peppers? And Tim just got the Carolina
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 16: Reaper for something reason.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Morgan who works on our show, and
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: she's tried to get in the gardening, but she sucks
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: at it. What's the secret to having a good garden?
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: Have somebody else water it for you that I have
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: no idea why. That's funny? But she cracks herself up.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: She laughs like end of sentence again, super drunken high
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, she's home all the time.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's living in the life of like a millionaire's housewife.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: To be honest, if a fifteen year old boy was
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: a billionaire. Yeah, oh yeah, I do nothing weed And
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: we got more of that. What do you show family
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: feud with? And Chrissy next on The Woody Show, hang On,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Back in a Bit, Back in a bit, Back in
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: a bit, Show, Back Back in a Bit, money, money, money, money, money,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: money money, Woody Show wanting back everybody. It is the
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Woody Show, and we got a round a wood Is
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Show family feud Rare. And So I've been spending the
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: last week or so in the great city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: where my family is from, and it's nice seeing family.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: And one of those family members that I spent some
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: time with is my aunt Chrissy. Yes, yes, oh my god,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: that's Chrissy doing. She's doing great, in fact medicine. I
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: stopped over there one one day last week and as
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: soon as we walked in, she handed Menace a ball.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, and she was, you know, drinking
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: her keystone lights and everything. We had a very nice time.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: Then Menace was out a couple days later and saw something.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: Of course, Menace hit up the mall yeah, and picked
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: her up a Pittsburgh Steelers birdhouse. It was so eye catching.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: I was like, I have to grab this, Frank, Yes,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: she loved it. I sent Menace the video for unboxing
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: it on our social I didn't know she was a
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: big bird house person. Neither did I, but I think
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: it was just in the thought that, you know, anybody
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: even thought of her to begin with, I thought, oh, yeah,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: I think she really liked that dude.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: Shout out to Rally house man. They have so many
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 6: coolness for you know, if you're a fan of anything,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 6: they have everything. I'm telling you, like toothbrushes, yea, everything.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: So for what a show of family feud, we have
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Aunt Chrissy, who you're going to be trying to guess
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: what she said with these answers, kind of like the
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: actual family feud game. But instead of talking to one
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: hundred people for the survey questions, we asked one that
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: one person is my Aunt Chrissy. And so before we
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: get into the questions, when we sat down by the
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: way to record this, it was one o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: because she had already. Yes, she still get up clean
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: houses and then she does what she does, but she
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: does she's not working every day cleaning houses. So this
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: is like her weekend. Yeah, I don't think she actually,
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: I don't think she had worked that particular day. In
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: the morning, she does get exercise because she doesn't drive,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: so she walks to all the places that she has
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: her drivers. Yeah. So anyway, again, it was like one
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: o'clock in the afternoon. I asked her how many beers
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: deep she was and how much weed she had already
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: smoked again one o'clock in the afternoon.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 13: Six beers and seven hits.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: All right, now, do you have a preference like sativa indica.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 13: Fits in the bowl? Okay, now it's a normal day.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 13: That's just what I'll do.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you, like, dude, and just you know, I'm
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: very well aware, and you know I have a good
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: gauge on on it. Chrissy, I think she was definitely
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: one of the more I think she was more high
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: and a combination of high and drunk than I'd seen
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: her at least for quite a while. Yeah, she was
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: feeling good. She was in a very happy mood, and
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, she hit
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: like these really mellow patches you know. Yeah, I gotta
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: say that.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 6: Uh, you know, just for test purposes, I tried some
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 6: of her marijuana and it was quite strong.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, just a random weekday afternoon. Six
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: beers to be a family that doesn't know the word intervention.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: Keep like you know, my christy man, she's a trip.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: I love her. I'm always a fan of like a
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: good character. But man, she she's got a mouth on her.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: She's always barefoot and brawlis and she definitely speaks her
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: mind and everything. Man, So I just I just love
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: hanging around her. All right, So Wood, you show family
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: feud and let's see. Let's go with uh, well, we'll
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: start with Greg Gory. First question, name something that people
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: do when they're bored.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: My gut reaction says drink beer, like drink yeah, eats.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: It right.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: So now if we say drink or weed, that's two
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: different things. I think her o g love would be beer.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: Beer.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 9: But if she just does that regular release, she wouldn't
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 9: even think she's bored.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 6: It's just oh yeah, that's just like medicine. They say
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 6: nothing is boring with a case of beer. Yes, true, yeah,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 6: key styles. Oh she did get Netflix just recently.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: She she loves it. She might be thinking like totally
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: outside of beer. I think we're overthinking. Yeah you know what,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with beer or drinking drinking? Yeah answer,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: good answer? All right, all right, So question number one,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: what does your family view with Aunt Chrissy? Name something
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: people do when they're bored.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 16: Oh, my.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 13: Masturbate.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: I can't do masking this question. Is that something that
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: you do on a regular basis or does my uncle
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: Tim really give it to you? Good?
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 13: No, No, that's for other people. I snuck and drink.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: All right. Wow, I don't even get the response. No,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: that's for meaning the other people. What do people do
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: when their boy get my business taken care of?
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 6: I did go down to their basement and there was
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 6: a lot of photos of women in san scantily clad.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: Oh that's my uncle Tim in the basement. The bathroom
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: in the basement. He's got like a like a half
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: naked lady girl calendar. No, not multiple, not just one.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: I always got more. I didn't see usually it's just one.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: Sounds like it does. It was awesome. Now a bird feeder,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: but not just any person, a Steelers one, a Steelers
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: bird feeder. Mass. I figured I would go with you
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: here on this next question. What do you show family feud?
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Name a reason someone might ride their bike to work? Well,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: the correct answer is do you y? I mean that's
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: we've talked about before.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 7: Any adult males, especially over the age of a certain
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 7: thirty or forty, you see the cruising on a bike,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 7: that's because they got a lot of deves in their past,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 7: and then they usually have to know good as well.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah right, the car broke down, yeah right, don't have it,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 6: but aunt Chrissy to be relatable to her.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: It's just because she doesn't have a license, doesn't drink. Yeah,
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: oh god, that's a really good answer, actually, Menace. Yeah,
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: just I don't get all but you don't have a license.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: Don't have a license, I think, and Chrissy doesn't have
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: a to UI because she's never had a license.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: I think that's actually the right answer, because Menace, you
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: just spent time with Chrissy because you don't.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 6: We talked about it. I go at Chrissy, have you
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 6: ever driven a car? And she said that she did
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 6: what she was eight.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: She also said she did get her permit, she just
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: never got her license. Yeah, but it was like a
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: written thing, all perfect. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Menace on this one. This is
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: why it's the family. And I would say, yeah, just
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: don't don't go license license A good answer, good answer.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: The stupid bell with him? All right, Well, name a
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: reason someone might ride their bike to work.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 13: Because the girlfriend stole the car.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: You ever know anybody that's happened to Well, not the car,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: but my brother in law.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 13: His girlfriend took all his shoes because he couldn't go
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 13: to work.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm gonna do.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 13: She'sissed at him because you won't give her money.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 16: So she took all his shoes so he can't go
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 16: to work next day, so that would neither person has money.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: Then, yes, this is my uncle. Yeah, what do you
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: call them? Uncle dumas, uncle domas?
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 13: Don't care for him and that.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: O why did we not cast logic? So she was
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: mad at her boyfriend because she asked him for money.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: She asked my uncle, and I think I know which
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: one it is? For money he said, he said no.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, well, then I guess none of
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: us are going to have money. So she took his
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: shoes so he couldn't go to work to get money.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: He's a guy who keeps getting paid under the table cash,
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: so if he doesn't go to work, he's not getting seen. Again,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: this is you cannot write this stuff. I'm saying, Wow, yeah,
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: no point on that allright. By the way, I figure like,
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: since it is Chrissy, I have a six pack of questions.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: I have six wait, six total questions. We get one, right,
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: we get a dinner party at Greg's house. Yeah, I
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: will buy you guys breakfast. Yeah, all right, that's better.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: Let's see question number three. Uh, let's go with menace
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: on this one. All right, menace? What's a common fear
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: many people have? For Christy? What's the fear in that?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: She seems kind of fearless? Though?
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 7: Does she watch I gotta ask her? She she like
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 7: Yellow Standing right, Yeah? Yeah, yeah, like she liked those
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 7: murder shows like all the women love the Yeah, she
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 7: does love murder.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: We were talking a lot about dead bodies while we're
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: hanging out. She's not afraid of it. Yeah. By the way,
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: my uncle, uh manages an apartment building and he just
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: found another dead body the other day. It happens from
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: time to time, and he day is a building. Yeah,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: because you have to go do like wellness checks and stuff.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: He said, he's found like sixteen kids. Yeah, And then
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: I asked him because then he has to, you know,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: call the police. And I asked him, aren't you afraid
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: that you have like sixteen bodies attached to your name?
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: He's like, nah, don't think about it. Well, what sort
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: of place does he manage like it's a it's a
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: regular like a seven buildings and seven story apartment building.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: He's been there for years, so that's sixteen people over,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know thirty hear about that with like hotel maids? Yeah,
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: what is inn Christy afraid? I don't think she's going
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: to say what she's afraid of? What yeh say? Yeahrisly
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: bears one bugs?
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 15: Uh th.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: Ex wives? Oh yeah, something like that.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 10: If it's Chrissy talking about herself, it would be running
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 10: out of beer, so something being sober.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm saying ex wives. I think she's going to
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 6: go back to relationships. Right, all right, all right, all right,
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 6: all right, sorry, it's okay.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: Answer. I don't know, it's all over. What do you
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: show family feud? What is a common fear that many
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: people have? Spiders like Halloween? What's your biggest feared worms?
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: What about worms is so scary?
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 16: Maybe because they were thrown on me when I was
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 16: a kid or something. I don't know, but when I
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 16: see a worm, I was like it. And maggots, rats, rats, hamsters,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 16: guinea pigs and those little.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 13: Little critters with the beaties.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: Are they creepy out?
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 16: I have to look away if there was there was
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 16: one crawling up somebody's on the other day when we
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 16: were watching a movie, I look away, nasty.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 6: Oh wow, there was some beautiful rabbits hanging out in
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 6: her backyard while we were hanging out there.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: She wasn't afraid of those. It was so far no points,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: no points. She's pretty bad about that piece of oven,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: by the way, it's been sitting there for five years. Yeah,
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: it's a six pack of questions for Aunt Chrissy here
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: in the family Feud. We got three more questions that
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get to right after the break. Here on
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: the Woody Show, Hang on.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: The diary.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: I guess it's a Woody show. What the is the
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: introduction to this pile of dog? It's the Woody Show,
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: all right, welcome back. Hey, Yeah, it's the Woody Show.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: We're doing a round of WHATODI show? Family Feud. It's
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: my Aunt Chrissy. Yeah, and uh, we're doing the questions
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: she's giving us the answers, and everybody here in the
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: room is trying to get into the mind of ant Christy.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: Is what she would say to these different things. It's
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: not always about like you know, for her like what
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: her biggest fear was. She said the most common fear
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: that people would have would be spiders, you know, but
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: like for her, she really doesn't like rats and worms related.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: I've never heard anybody say they're afraid of worms. No,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: but she said that she had childhood trauma. From me,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: it looked like little snakes, I guess, well, no, she
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: said that people throw worms as a child. It's like
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: the butterflies, though, like, what's to be afraid of? Yeah? Greg,
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: they're gross and creepy nature. All right, So no points,
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: even though I did tell everybody that I would just
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: go ahead and buy breakfast anyway, even if they don't
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: get a point, because you're welcome. Yeah, all right, So
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: what do you show family feud? It's a six pack
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: of questions. We're already three and question number four, and
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: let's see who hasn't gone Sammy, Sammy, your question, what
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: might a married man rather admit to his buddy than
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: to his wife? Good question. A lot of things. Probably
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: that he cheated. No, that's good money. Yet you like cheaters?
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know that, but you're not admitting that, right.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: This is not what would Sammy like to hear as
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: a wife.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 9: I don't know what else you would tell your buddy
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 9: instead of your wife other than cheating.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: That sounds too easy, it does Chris's mind. I know, yeh,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: Sexuary that he's a homosexual. Yeah, it could be that
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: you're dame.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: That could be it.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going with cheating. Okay, answer, good answer. All right,
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: Well let's find out what might have married man rather
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: admit to his buddy than to his wife.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 13: Oh wow, that he's gay.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you had it.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 13: I think so, because they're the ones.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: That he's on us in. What would you say if
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: Uncle Tim came in and told you he was gay?
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 16: I'd be happy, so I wouldn't have to do it anymore,
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  Speaker 16: just saying, then I do it much anyway.
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  Speaker 13: He still takes care of me, and I don't even
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  Speaker 13: give it up.
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  Speaker 1: Cross.
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  Speaker 13: He loves me.
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  Speaker 3: He does love you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god god? All right, well yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: was in there. You guys had in the mix. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't quite darry at home, but we learned that
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  Speaker 1: Aunt Chrissy gets taken care of and it doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: to do much. Yeah, Chris, all right, next question, I
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  Speaker 1: told you, dude, she came across at least as being
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  Speaker 1: way more drunk and high than I've seen her in
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  Speaker 1: a watch. She definitely, you know what, being high in
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  Speaker 1: drunks sounds like a lot of fun. Yeah, that's her life.
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  Speaker 1: She's still in her laugh. She says that she goes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not stupid, I'm just simple. That's what she says
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Dude, what I was tranging out with her?
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  Speaker 1: I was having the best time ever? Yeah? Not all right?
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  Speaker 1: Question number five, Bort, Yeah we go, bort. What's something
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  Speaker 1: that a stranger on the street might ask you for?
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  Speaker 1: What's something a stranger on the street might ask you for?
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  Speaker 1: All right? What's the time thinking of Chrissy?
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  Speaker 10: Somebody comes up to her asking for a cigarette? I
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  Speaker 10: was gonna say that cigarettes cigarette, trying to bum one
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  Speaker 10: of these? Are my cigarettes? Why you always asking me
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  Speaker 10: for this? I'm going cigarette? Does she smell regular cigarettes?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 14: Is she?
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  Speaker 1: Well? Because you quit for like a year?
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  Speaker 14: No?
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  Speaker 1: Two years? Two years? Two years? Oh, Chrissy. What's something
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  Speaker 1: a stranger on the street might ask you for?
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  Speaker 13: A cigarette?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? You drink beer but used to smoke cigarettes a lot, yes,
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  Speaker 1: but not a pack of day? Like how much he's
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  Speaker 1: smoking now?
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  Speaker 13: Six to eight?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any healthy habits.
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  Speaker 13: No, oh, I walk.
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  Speaker 1: Like to the back porch to smoke more weed and
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  Speaker 1: smoke cigarettes and drink beer.
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  Speaker 13: Walk around the town, up the streets.
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  Speaker 1: That's the only thing healthy for me.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you hear that. She was laughing so hard she coughed. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: listen to this. Listen. She's she's just a little lady.
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  Speaker 1: She's doesn't she's anything. Does she eat health? What does
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  Speaker 1: she she walks it off? What it is?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, bat yeah, yeah for the beer. She
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  Speaker 6: was telling me that she walks so much that some
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  Speaker 6: lady was asking her why she walks so much? And
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  Speaker 6: she's a nine year damn business.
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  Speaker 1: So much? When she walks on the street, does she
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  Speaker 1: wears shoes? Yes, okay, she's wearing the shoes when she walks.
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  Speaker 1: She's usually walking to work, like where she has to
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  Speaker 1: go clean. There's like these airbnbs that she cleans on
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  Speaker 1: the regular, and so she walks there. I wouldn't put
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  Speaker 1: it past her to walk to those parafoids though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I don't think. I don't think to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: go do that job. I think if he's just walking, yeah, simple,
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  Speaker 1: who's taller, Sammy or Chrissy? Yeah, maybe that's right. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 14: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: In the six pack of questions, one more question, your
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  Speaker 1: Questionnber six, we go back to Greg Gory for this one.
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  Speaker 1: Name something people might only do once a week? Is
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: something people might do only once? Change their brawl something
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  Speaker 1: people might do only once?
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  Speaker 5: Laune shower, shower. Do you think she's discussing for other people?
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  Speaker 1: That's true? Uh? Oh yeah, maybe have sex. Doesn't sound
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  Speaker 1: like she even does that. Check once a week, once
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  Speaker 1: a week, laundry, laundry. Okay, yeah, that's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of thinking laundry, laundry. That's a good one. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sticking with it. La laundry. Answers laundry. Although she
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  Speaker 1: might say sex, but laundry. Yeahlaundry is your final answer. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Name something people might only do once a week?
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: Master bates, what are you doing? This is the second
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: time you said master babies is washed your car? But
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  Speaker 1: I don't have the car.
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  Speaker 13: Why would I say that?
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  Speaker 1: So what you're saying is a once a week?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, what would normal people do once a week?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Laundry that's every day when I feel
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  Speaker 1: like it, go grocery shopping.
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  Speaker 13: I don't do that tempt us that I don't behave Well.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, behalf of my uncle Tim. Let me ask you
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  Speaker 1: a question. What do you do?
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  Speaker 13: I'm a lot of nothing.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do for him?
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  Speaker 13: I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: On the scale of one to ten on the happiest
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  Speaker 1: and luckiest husband on earth, ten being the best. Where
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  Speaker 1: do you think Tim falls?
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  Speaker 13: How lucky is ten?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 13: Oh well, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: About a four? I try, like, what, give me an
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  Speaker 1: example of the last? Would you do? Nice?
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  Speaker 13: That he didn't like to have his mother feet or
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 13: back and like that shave his back?
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  Speaker 1: I do silly bank except the bang bang? Yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: there you go. All right.
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  Speaker 6: That was an interesting thing that she We kind of
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 6: just went over that. She says she wasn't allowed in
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  Speaker 6: the stores. And when I was talking to her, when
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 6: I went to, yeah, why would you not be? I
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  Speaker 6: was talking about the beer distributor aka the beer store
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  Speaker 6: where it's nothing but beer, and she's there.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, oh, yeah, I always go with.
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  Speaker 6: Tim, but I don't go inside because I'm not allowed inside.
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  Speaker 6: She probably mouthed off or four times like you can't
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 6: bring her back in here? Yeah, So she sits in
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 6: the car at all these spots. You know, it's like
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  Speaker 6: walking distance from her house. There's a like a it's
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 6: like a walk in beer and wine place. And she
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  Speaker 6: probably had a few interactions.
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  Speaker 1: A third was Master. Yeah, I guys want a bonus question.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: We have a couple of minutes. All right, bonus question. Uh,
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: let's see who wants to take this one a group. Yeah,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: somebody's gonna have to make somebody's got to make the
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: final decision. Okay, all next question here, name or reason
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 1: a person might wake up at two o'clock in the morning.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: This one hits close to home for us. A reason
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  Speaker 1: a person might wake up in the morning. Okay, we're
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  Speaker 1: all going to say that Master bates on the table
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  Speaker 1: te beside that she's not go to the bathroom. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what she's gonna say.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe a raccoon, Yeah, that's not an animal for noise bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: I would argue a raccoon's a title burglar. Yeah, beer
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  Speaker 1: falling asleep Yet I'm saying animal animal, all right? Would
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  Speaker 1: I say animal in general? Animal animal invader squirrel? Yeah,
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: I mean she does have those rabbits in her backyard.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: I think pink bathroom as well. She might have a
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 1: couple of rabbits in the drawer somewhere to all right, man,
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  Speaker 1: you get the final day. I vote, pee pee, I
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  Speaker 1: vote the safe answer for a normal person.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah right, And she keeps trying to give normal answers. Yeah,
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 9: like not specific to her, like what she's thinking.
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  Speaker 11: Of what someone else might do.
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  Speaker 1: I guess Okay, you guys talked me into it. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: my feeling says animal. But let's go pee. Let's go pee,
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 1: let's go pe, you know, as a family, Let's go pee. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I have to go. Actually, what you show a family
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: for you? It's my aunt Chrissy. Question. Name a reason
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  Speaker 1: a person might wake up at two o'clock in the
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: morning to p Yeah, you guys got it. How often
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  Speaker 1: do you have to get up? Yeah?
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  Speaker 13: I like at three and five because I drink a lot.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 1: And your uncle Tim are sleeping in different rooms now right, Oh.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, except for the weekends. But he's still like it.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 1: But how's it working out overall so far? Oh yeah, our.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 13: Sleep is so much better. So we're nicer to each.
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  Speaker 3: Other, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, next time we talked to her, I need to
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 1: what is it about sex she doesn't like? Because I
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: imagine doesn't do too much. That's a good question. And
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  Speaker 1: what does your uncle timmy his back to shape?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Is he lifeguarding anybody? Any other questions for uh? And Chrissy,
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 1: those are my two. What it's about sex she don't
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 1: enjoy so much? And why does Tim need his back shaped? Yeah?
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 1: And just she pleasure herself if she's not getting it
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 1: in real life? Well, she said that, she said Tim
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  Speaker 1: takes care of that for her. Oh that's right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And how many what's the most amount of beers you
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: ever drank in one day? She remember, I'll ask her.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 1: I'll starting fifteen. Yeah, I'll uh before I leave town.
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  Speaker 1: I'll make sure that I asked her.
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  Speaker 6: When I was there, she was talking about a big
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 6: family reunion that she was preparing for it, and I
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 6: want to recap of that.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, they're guaranteed fight with her being there. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: Well there you go, ladies and gentlemen. Is the what
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: do you show family feud? With the ants stuff? I
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: will get to get a quick break more what he
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: shows next? Hang on what he shows show next,