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I'm Gonna Need More Sunscreen · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need a lot more sunscreen. It's one more thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm strong and getty.
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  Speaker 2: One more thing.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of elderly nudists are missing. It's probably a
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  Speaker 1: tragic story, so I don't want to get caught up
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  Speaker 1: on that end of it. It would seem that something
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  Speaker 1: bad has happened. But I think they're both in their
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  Speaker 1: seventies and they've disappeared, and they found their car and anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I think I think foul play was involved, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to get stuck on that part. I just
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  Speaker 1: when I was reading the story in the La Times,
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  Speaker 1: this happened in southern California. It mentioned that they were
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  Speaker 1: both members of the Olive Dell nudist ranch. That's where
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  Speaker 1: they lived. So this isn't Do you know anything about
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  Speaker 1: newdist camps or anything there, Katie, Yep.
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  Speaker 3: There was one right up the street from my childhood home.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, good, now we can want to delve into that.
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  Speaker 2: So there was that coming.
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  Speaker 4: There was a newdest camp right up the road from
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  Speaker 4: your childhood a home. It was like the running joke
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  Speaker 4: in town too. A couple of my my friend in
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  Speaker 4: high school. It was her parents' property and we used
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  Speaker 4: to drive down there and try to see if we
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  Speaker 4: could see in, but the gate was too far away
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  Speaker 4: from where they all hung out, so I never actually
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  Speaker 4: got to see the inside.
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  Speaker 1: And everybody was aware of it.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hm.
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  Speaker 1: And so would people go play volleyball? It's always volleyball,
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  Speaker 1: I guess, because you like to think things, see things
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  Speaker 1: bouncing up and down. I don't know what it is
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  Speaker 1: with volleyball and nudists.
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  Speaker 2: But well, you don't need a lot of equipment balling
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  Speaker 2: in net.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It was at the dead end of a canyon too,
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  Speaker 5: so you could kind of always tell. If somebody drove
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  Speaker 5: past a certain point, you're like, oh, they're going to
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  Speaker 5: the newdy camp.
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  Speaker 1: So it was so it was like somebody's home with
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  Speaker 1: some acreage, and people would go there and be naked
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  Speaker 1: for whatever reason, which I've never quite understood. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: super judgmental about it. It's just I don't understand why
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  Speaker 1: that makes you feel more relaxed or free or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I just it's natural. See the natural man, the natural woman.
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  Speaker 1: I got hairy legs, but I don't I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to see that. That was my whole I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: need more sunscreen. I don't want the sunshining on various
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  Speaker 1: parts of me. I don't even want to on my
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  Speaker 1: arms or neck because I don't want to get sunburned.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to sit out on a chair naked.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to look at your genitalia while I eat, well.
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  Speaker 2: Look at your food.
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  Speaker 6: Then again, there's a lot of harsh judgment masquerading his
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  Speaker 6: questions here. Anyway, But so that was I'm guessing it
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  Speaker 6: was a normal house, and then people would just go
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  Speaker 6: there occasionally for parties and be naked.
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  Speaker 2: Is that right.
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  Speaker 5: It was called the like the newdest commune, so I
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  Speaker 5: think some people lived there.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: There was also a membership thing you could do. I
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  Speaker 5: didn't really dive too deep into that.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, And I got the idea from your description
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  Speaker 6: it's it's not a house, percon is a ranch.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a farm style home and then the
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  Speaker 5: nudiest colony that.
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  Speaker 3: Was what it was called, the nudist call.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yes, Michael, this is my experience is that people
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  Speaker 4: that want to be naked, I don't want to see
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  Speaker 4: you naked.
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  Speaker 1: Usually it's not it's not like the super sexy crowd.
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  Speaker 1: It's a I don't know what it is. But so
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  Speaker 1: the headline in the La Times was Southern California couple
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  Speaker 1: living on nudist ranch mysteriously disappear. And again I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to get into the crime part of it because
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  Speaker 1: it might be horrible.
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  Speaker 2: Or less scene wearing nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Yes exactly. She's seventy three, he's seventy nine and has dementia.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know if he meant to be a
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  Speaker 1: nudist or she just told him, no, you're a nudist.
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  Speaker 1: I am, no, you are, and he had to go
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  Speaker 1: along with it. I don't know what's happening there. And
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  Speaker 1: they disappeared, along with their dog Cuddles. Neither one of them,
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  Speaker 1: the two or the dog have been seen. But they
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  Speaker 1: live on this ranch. It's a giant, one hundred acre
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  Speaker 1: many home. Because then I went to the website of
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  Speaker 1: Olive Dell RV Ranch in southern California. It's one hundred
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  Speaker 1: acres many homes of people who live nude all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I guess is the way it is. And then they
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  Speaker 1: have all these I can read there from the little
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  Speaker 1: fly here Olive Dell Ranch r V Park, Olive Dell Ranch.
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  Speaker 1: We offer long term RV leases with a variety of
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  Speaker 1: space options. Our amenities include a pool, okay, naked in
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  Speaker 1: the pool, jacuzzi naked people. I don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: in the jacuzzie with you naked. A restaurant again, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to look at your gena tel you all
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  Speaker 1: am eating. We also have a clubhouse where activities are
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  Speaker 1: held as well as special events. There are five miles
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  Speaker 1: of hiking trails. Surely you get to wear shoes, right,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't hiken Bear for us? Sure yeah, but with
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  Speaker 1: your wang and swinging shoes.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, I'm looking at their website as well, and it
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  Speaker 5: says family friendly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're bringing people under eighteen? Or no? Are
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  Speaker 1: you just talking about cuz and in laws? Plenty of privacies.
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  Speaker 1: We are on one hundred acres surrounded by beautiful mountain views.
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  Speaker 1: All kinds of different amenities. Again, the hiking trails of
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  Speaker 1: the pool. The clubhouse looks very, very nice. They show drinking.
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  Speaker 1: They have a karaoke again, so amateur singing and I
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  Speaker 1: get to see you naked. Fantastic.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've gotta admit fresh hell is going on shot great,
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  Speaker 5: so I get to hear bad singing while I look
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  Speaker 5: at your average naked bod.
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  Speaker 1: Where do I sign up?
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  Speaker 6: You know, to this point, I was just kind of
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  Speaker 6: tired by the obvious jokes. But I got to admit
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  Speaker 6: the karaoke felting out to karaoke. You got me, you
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  Speaker 6: got me?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. I'm just looking at their events.
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  Speaker 2: Shot through the in your tube blo.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see, this month they've got the glow dance party.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Next month they've got kids trick or treats. See, this
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  Speaker 3: is weird to me.
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  Speaker 1: I assume they're dressed for the kids stuff. You'd have
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  Speaker 1: to be by law, I think, But still it's weird.
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  Speaker 1: They're they're the kids that got to be aware. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Well, and at the risk of bringing some seriousness to
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  Speaker 6: this childish discussion, I think the idea is that nudity
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  Speaker 6: is only sexual when it's sexual, that it's the natural
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  Speaker 6: state of human beings, and there's no no need to
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  Speaker 6: be ashamed or weirded out by it or whatever. Nobody's
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  Speaker 6: getting it on just because they're naked. It's it's much
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  Speaker 6: more advanced than you, you close, simpletons.
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  Speaker 1: Uh. So, all the societies on earth currently except for
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  Speaker 1: a couple of tribes in the middle of nowhere are
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  Speaker 1: wrong and they're right.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It seems crazy to me again.
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  Speaker 5: November November sixteenth is the cheesecake Challenge, Jack, You could
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  Speaker 5: sign up for that.
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  Speaker 3: I like that.
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  Speaker 2: What do I have to do with the cheesecake? What's
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  Speaker 2: the challenge? Exactly?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I like, they got a pot luck in January. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: your potato salad is fantastic, and your boobs are hanging
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  Speaker 1: there in front of me.
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  Speaker 3: So December seventh they've got tree trimming.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I like, not literally, like you know, Christmas tree decoration.
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  Speaker 1: Easter egg hunt bending. I don't want to watch you
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  Speaker 1: bend over to pick up the easter eggs. Tell me
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  Speaker 1: when you're gonna bend over so I can face the
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  Speaker 1: other direction.
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  Speaker 5: It's got to be a met problem that I can't
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  Speaker 5: wrap my head around this because you know, obviously people
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  Speaker 5: enjoy it.
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  Speaker 3: I just I know most people.
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  Speaker 1: Don't though, that's my point. Like ninety nine percent of
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  Speaker 1: people want zero to do with this. Bingo hikes DJ
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  Speaker 1: What do you do uh DJ at a nudis ranch?
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  Speaker 1: Just take those old records off the shelf from the DJ.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know it gets them on the floor. Okay, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I hope these two people are okay, and they're old.
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  Speaker 1: The old naked people just find the really odd. Don't
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  Speaker 1: don't go well, I won't. So you're just you're just
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  Speaker 1: all about the freedom aspect of this. I agree. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to outlawed. It just seems odd to me.
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  Speaker 2: So you got horseback riding?
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  Speaker 6: I would I would demand can I just throw some
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  Speaker 6: short sound or something?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Look, my jeans would be better, but can I just
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  Speaker 2: do some shorts?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe?
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  Speaker 1: Look? Are you gonna kick me out of here if
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  Speaker 1: I put on a pair of underwear before I get
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  Speaker 1: astride this wire haired horse? I agree? Come on, let's
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  Speaker 1: have a little flexibility.
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  Speaker 2: I will saddle.
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  Speaker 5: I appreciate the colony aspect of it because their places
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  Speaker 5: like Baker Beach in San Francisco, where half of the
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  Speaker 5: beach is nude and the other half is just not.
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  Speaker 5: So you don't really know what you're gonna get when
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  Speaker 5: you go. At least they're kind of hanging out together.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, clearly I don't want to be I think you're right.
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  Speaker 1: The karaoke is what put it over the top. I
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  Speaker 1: just think it combines two things that just, hmm, that
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  Speaker 1: is just too much. I might be able to put
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  Speaker 1: up with the being around naked listening to a good band.
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  Speaker 1: I might be able to put up with the amateur
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  Speaker 1: singing clothed r but the average nudity with the amateur
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  Speaker 1: singing would be a lot to take in.
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  Speaker 2: You're asking too much.
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  Speaker 1: You're asking for me to overlook too many things.
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  Speaker 6: Right exactly, I'm gonna go out by the pool and
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  Speaker 6: read a book naked.
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  Speaker 2: Here's a short report on the newdest resort.
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  Speaker 5: Sounds like from your experience you can see someone actually
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  Speaker 5: walking away with a cheesecake there after the cheesecake factory
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  Speaker 5: was looted.
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  Speaker 3: Unclear where they may have gotten that. So I guess
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  Speaker 3: that's the cheesecake festival that are going to have.
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  Speaker 6: It's a stretch, Michael, I know, well, I guess that's it.