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Wade Bong | Son of a Boy Dad #199 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Chest pens. All right, welcome back to the side I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. Welcome back to the Son of avoid A podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's because I drank a red Bull on
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  Speaker 3: an empty stomach.
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  Speaker 8: I we are getting it today. What you have not
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  Speaker 8: eaten yet?
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  Speaker 1: Today?
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  Speaker 3: I had like half of a protein borrows nasty. We
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  Speaker 1: I will eat whole foods, bro, I only eat fucking steak, eggs,
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  Speaker 1: a fucking head of lettuce.
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  Speaker 8: He makes fun of me all the time for eating
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  Speaker 8: these rabbit grain balls, and yet he'll text me on
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  Speaker 8: a daily basis telling me he has diarrhyea again, Oh,
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  Speaker 8: I had a nasty I ate his You know he's
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  Speaker 8: drinking red bull and eating half a protein bar. And
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  Speaker 8: it's three This afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was always doing are you garbage?
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  Speaker 1: And uh?
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  Speaker 3: And I was on my way there and as soon
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  Speaker 3: as I left my apartment, but just feel the diarrhea.
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  Speaker 1: You love science, science, You love science? You hate nature?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, everything you everything, everything, science, experience. Yeah. It
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  Speaker 1: was made in a lab by someone in a white coat,
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  Speaker 1: just like tinkering to be like, can we add two
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  Speaker 1: more grams of protein?
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  Speaker 8: To know who's not gonna love that about you?
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  Speaker 1: Rogan?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Why Rogan? Definitely?
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  Speaker 3: And he says, what do you like to eat? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you're like, I don't like nature. I want that's a
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  Speaker 3: big whole food. He's the most science nature oriented eater.
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  Speaker 3: I eat whole foods for pretty much every meal except
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  Speaker 3: for breakfast. Breakfast is just protein bar and red Bull.
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  Speaker 1: But he does have his ag one and he has
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  Speaker 1: a stack, he has a fat. He got a stack.
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  Speaker 1: You have to have.
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  Speaker 3: I've actually been slacking on my stack, slack stacking. I
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  Speaker 3: took Elfian Elthianian once and I was like, man, this
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  Speaker 3: is game changer, so clear and my head is so clear,
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  Speaker 3: and taken it like twice since then and just felt nothing.
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  Speaker 1: What's it supposed to do? I don't know make it clear.
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  Speaker 3: I guess yeah, everything is just supposed to clear your head.
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  Speaker 1: I got pre check, bro. But Francis, how was California?
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  Speaker 1: California was great?
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  Speaker 8: We can officially have a real conversation about it now
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  Speaker 8: because our last week's episode was before before. But I
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  Speaker 8: was gonna say that Tires is a really wonderful show
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  Speaker 8: and I it's very different from what I expected, and
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  Speaker 8: it's incredibly heartfelt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, heartfelt. So it's like, what was that show
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  Speaker 1: that on ABC that made everyone cry? This is Us?
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  Speaker 1: Is it like this is US cyber type of show? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm picturing this is Us.
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  Speaker 8: It's more like it's a little bit more like The
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  Speaker 8: Office with I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't remember crying during the offense, but.
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  Speaker 8: There's there's emotion. Is super sad, yeah, heart string stuff
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  Speaker 8: in the Office.
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  Speaker 1: You never watched the full Office? Are you talking about
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  Speaker 1: the last episode when he.
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  Speaker 8: Leaves or or when when you're rooting for Jimmy.
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  Speaker 3: That's like not even halfway through the series, brother, Yeah
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  Speaker 3: it is.
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  Speaker 1: There's only two seasons after he leaves. I think he
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  Speaker 1: leaves in season four and there's no it's like season seven.
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  Speaker 1: Really the fuck is wrong with you? Check yourself?
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  Speaker 3: Before you wreck your you check yourself out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, inner monologue coming out. But yeah, I watched
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  Speaker 1: the trailer and it did seem so. It seemed warm.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like The Office with more Shane Gillis humor.
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  Speaker 1: Is it like the music design is? Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like plays a lot into that.
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  Speaker 8: It's upbeat, it's down to earth, it's it's certainly not
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  Speaker 8: trying to be shocking, like I don't think it's I
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  Speaker 8: don't know, it's not. It's not vengeful or making any
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  Speaker 8: sort of political commentary. It's just a great, wonderful, upbeat
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  Speaker 8: show that hopefully I believe it's going to make a
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  Speaker 8: lot of people feel good.
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  Speaker 1: That's what happens when you make a cast of only
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  Speaker 1: white people.
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  Speaker 8: I haven't seen I've only seen two episodes. I haven't
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  Speaker 8: seen the season arc or anything like that. But you start,
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  Speaker 8: you start rooting for the characters very quickly.
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  Speaker 1: That's so awesome. But did you see that tweet when
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  Speaker 1: when someone was like, this is what happens when a
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  Speaker 1: show is only made of like only white people. No,
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  Speaker 1: someone actually said that. Someone tweeted that out about the show. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's funny.
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  Speaker 8: What happens. It becomes the biggest show on Netflix, the
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  Speaker 8: one we have been waiting for finally.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, is there only white people in the show?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: Again, Stavros is Greek.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, Also doesn't it? But also I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I've only seen the episodes.
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  Speaker 1: What we're about to say, doesn't it take place? And
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, doesn't it take place? In right?
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  Speaker 1: It would be very.
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  Speaker 8: Like census inaccurate to cast black people on that show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, They're not shoehorning. Uh sorry, it's realistic. It's
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  Speaker 1: just it was just a bizarre, bitchy tweet for somebody
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  Speaker 1: to like try and pick something apart of clearly it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a funny and heartfelt show, and it's not
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  Speaker 1: like anybody that creates the show is under like suspicion
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  Speaker 1: of not liking black people.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think I think casting.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say there's a real thing that people are talking about.
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  Speaker 1: It was. It was, I swear to god, I saw
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  Speaker 1: a tweet. I saw a tweet about.
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  Speaker 8: This Venezuelan immigrant in this show. Would be like how
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  Speaker 8: Matt Damon was cast in that movie about the Great
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  Speaker 8: Wall of China.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like Tom Cruise and the last samurai. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: business doesn't make sense. Yeah, you can't be a samurai.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's like in Call of Duty World War two when
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  Speaker 3: there's like women soldiers, you can you can make your
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  Speaker 3: character a girl.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like the yeah or what was the the
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  Speaker 1: there's like a AI thing where they if they ask
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  Speaker 1: you to like showa, that like Nazis and black dudes
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  Speaker 1: will show up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were talking about that on Rogan.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently if you type in AI it comes up
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  Speaker 3: with like it'll show a bunch of Nazis and it'll
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  Speaker 3: be like girls and black guys.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, well that's not But what was How is
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  Speaker 1: it your the experience for you being in a show
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  Speaker 1: like that, I feel like that has to be fucking awesome. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I mean it was truly the best moment of my career. Yeah, Like,
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  Speaker 8: I don't know how else put it.
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  Speaker 1: I was scared going up on stage. Yeah. How big
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  Speaker 1: was the How big was that theater? How big was
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  Speaker 1: the dais?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know was the ceilings? How was the ceiling height?
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  Speaker 8: Big was the big, grandiose movie theater that felt like
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  Speaker 8: more of a concert hall, but it was a movie
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  Speaker 8: theater and filled the middle section they had roped off
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  Speaker 8: for you know, I guess VIPs. I'm sitting in front
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  Speaker 8: of Tommy Pope, behind me and Matt McCusker, and then
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  Speaker 8: to my left was Brendan Clancy, Kevin Clancy and fights.
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  Speaker 1: Brennan out.
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  Speaker 8: And we had all gone to get drinks before, and
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  Speaker 8: I was saying that it's it's I don't know what
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  Speaker 8: the deal is here, but I'm at a point now
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  Speaker 8: in my life, at this age for some reason, where
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  Speaker 8: I just find out randomly that everybody that I'm going
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  Speaker 8: to get drinks with doesn't drink anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Like you get to the bar and then someone's like,
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  Speaker 8: can I just have a sparkling water? And You're like, oh, maybe,
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  Speaker 8: maybe just the one Manhattan. They had a deal at
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  Speaker 8: this Irish pub we went to. It was happy hour
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  Speaker 8: and the deal was that you order one drink and
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  Speaker 8: you get two of them. And I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 8: well I want a Manhattan and they brought me to
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  Speaker 8: Manhattan and I'm like, I'm like, can you can you
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  Speaker 8: make can you wait on the second one so that
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  Speaker 8: it's cold when I finished my first They were like, no,
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  Speaker 8: it has to be at the same time to dine.
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  Speaker 8: Chalice's whiskey that are like coming to room temperature. I'm
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  Speaker 8: sipping them at I'm trying to sip them at the
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  Speaker 8: same time. The one's not warm by the time I finished.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, So are they not drinking? Who's not drinking? Fights?
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't drinking? Kevin? I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: I had like a beer, maybe half of you ordered
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  Speaker 8: two bud lights and probably drink half of one. By
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  Speaker 8: the way, this is not an indictment of them. They're
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  Speaker 8: doing the right thing. I know Sas is doing this.
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  Speaker 8: I just am I about to become sober? Is that
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  Speaker 8: where everyone's headed?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just like their their performances indicative of what's
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  Speaker 1: about to happen to you. It's like when all your
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  Speaker 1: friends start getting married, You're like, damn, am I about
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  Speaker 1: to be married? Yes, that's what it's like.
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  Speaker 8: You start looking around and everyone has cut back their drinking.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy because I just stopped drinking too. I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kid. I couldn't. I couldn't possibly put through that.
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  Speaker 8: If you I'm I'm one person like you away from
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  Speaker 8: being like I guess I have to do this now.
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  Speaker 1: No, I definitely don't.
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  Speaker 8: You if you if you did it, I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: Have a choice. Can you be alone?
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  Speaker 8: I'd be like, they're just at this point, there are
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  Speaker 8: too many people that I respect who have made the
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  Speaker 8: decision to stop drinking or to cut back so significantly
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  Speaker 8: that I am the black sheep.
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  Speaker 1: It would look like you were still like banging like
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  Speaker 1: Heroin when everybody was like, like, stop their partying days.
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  Speaker 8: In my in my uh contrast my contrast to what
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  Speaker 8: everyone around me, I am drinking. My I'm I have
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  Speaker 8: a problem.
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  Speaker 3: No, well, I think KFC never really drank that much,
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  Speaker 3: and I think fights stopped drinking because of like health problems.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't think that has anything to do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it was like he was like he
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  Speaker 3: didn't think drinking problem?
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  Speaker 1: Doctor?
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  Speaker 8: Did I see?
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  Speaker 1: So I didn't know.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I didn't know these things, and I feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that.
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  Speaker 8: But when you show I don't know the exactly reason.
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  Speaker 8: By the way, I didn't pitch that we go to
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  Speaker 8: a bar. I don't think supposedly, or maybe maybe I did.
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  Speaker 1: I probably did.
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  Speaker 3: They don't even remember. They were like, we're gonna go
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  Speaker 3: to a bar. We're gonna go watch the next game.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it was.
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  Speaker 8: They were like to watch the next game at a bar.
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  Speaker 8: I was like, great, that sounds perfect. And we go
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  Speaker 8: to the bar and I think I was the first
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  Speaker 8: person to order, and that's when I ordered two Manhattan's
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  Speaker 8: without realize it goes around the table and it was
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  Speaker 8: as if I had like provided a cautionary tale for
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  Speaker 8: the rest of the people ordering.
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  Speaker 3: Oh dude, that's the worst feeling on earth.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That used to happen to me with my friends from home,
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  Speaker 3: where like we would go somewhere for like launch and
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  Speaker 3: I'd be like, yeah, I'll get a I'll just get
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  Speaker 3: whatever light beer you guys have, and then they'd be like,
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  Speaker 3: I'll just do a water Yeah, Like, are you out
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  Speaker 3: of your fucking mind?
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  Speaker 8: Unsweetened iced tea and make sure that no seats ensure
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  Speaker 8: the drink if you have one of those little nets
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  Speaker 8: that you often find at seafood restaurants that I could it's.
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  Speaker 1: A luxury to be able to quit drinking. I truly
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  Speaker 1: believe that if you're it's a fucking massive luxury. Your
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  Speaker 1: life has to be going so good where you could
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  Speaker 1: be like I'm just gonna worry about my health. Anybody
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  Speaker 1: that's or a lot of the people that are drinking,
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  Speaker 1: they probably have kids that are driving them up a
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  Speaker 1: fucking wall. They need to get a drink or a
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  Speaker 1: job that's kicking their ass, and they fucking need to
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  Speaker 1: get out with their friends on a fucking Friday night.
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  Speaker 1: It's a massive luxury to be like, I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: go health conscious right now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think the only the only way in which drinking
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  Speaker 3: has made my life better is the road. That's the
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  Speaker 3: only way it's benefited to me. Every other way it's
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  Speaker 3: made my life worse.
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  Speaker 1: I was about to have to be on a I
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  Speaker 1: just got a flight camp to l A. I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to drink like both ways. Yeah, just because
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  Speaker 1: being fucking like seven hours on the plane.
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  Speaker 8: Bro was gonna go there and come back today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna do it all in one.
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  Speaker 8: You're gonna take the red eye home.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a eleven to fifty five pm flight
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  Speaker 1: that was in the mornings. But uh, I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna have to just drink myself to sleep
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  Speaker 1: on the flight home. Yeah. I was probably gonna drink
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  Speaker 1: in the morning red wine on an airplane at seven
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. So my teeth just staying.
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  Speaker 3: Stumbling off of playing at dude next to me on
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  Speaker 3: the plane going to Sacramento.
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  Speaker 1: He ordered, uh, he had three. He ordered a triple
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  Speaker 1: jack and coke.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, what's the point of the coke that I know?
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  Speaker 3: He was like he got a can of coke and
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: then he got three nips of of jack.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah what Starting in the day off, it was
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: like nine am. There is something I don't know if
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: it's sad, but when you see someone drinking at the
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: airport at seven thirty at the bar like Belly Up Bar, it's, uh,
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: you have to just hope that they're just have terrible
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: travel anxiety.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Really, I don't ever think anything bad about that because
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: I don't think a lot of people fly that much,
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: and it's probably like a special occasion people make.
• 16:11
  Speaker 8: It's it's like ordering a soda at a movie theater.
• 16:14
  Speaker 8: I don't drink soda, but if I go to a
• 16:15
  Speaker 8: movie theater and I'm in the mood.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: I'll have a soda. I think people make exceptions when
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: they're flying. I can't imagine not drinking soda. Soda is
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: the one thing that now I'm like, since I stopped drinking.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: It's DC's constantly. Oh knows exactly what I'm talking about.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Just slam in the silver bullets all day.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: The bullet is a DC.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, big time. And it's better. It's better than
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: alcohol by a lot. Once you really get the addiction
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: to diet coke, nothing hits as hard as that first
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: die Coca of the day.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Well, and did you hear that this is the time
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: of year when you can get Coca Cola's with real
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: sugar because of like some you can get like basically
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Mexican cokes at your normal grocery store. But really it's
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: some Jewish holiday or so or what is it? Well,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: just Passover? Is it during Passover? Or there's some kind
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: of Jewish holiday where there's cokes with the yellow top
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: and they have full sugar. They're like full body sugar.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: No corns are because the Jewish folk can't have a
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: like corn products. Maybe. Oh no, it's interesting. I'll have
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: to check that out.
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know what holiday it is, but I
• 17:16
  Speaker 8: do know that they have too many.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: They can't stop celebrating. I don't know for such a
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: beleaguered people they love to celebrate.
• 17:24
  Speaker 8: I don't know who they think they are. But guess what,
• 17:27
  Speaker 8: Jews life is not that good.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: They're having.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: They love their holidays, yes, but what it is is
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: that they have holidays that are Saturdays. They're sad holidays.
• 17:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like they have days and like remembrance and
• 17:45
  Speaker 8: I don't. I don't think I celebrate any of that.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: All my holidays are Jesus came back from the Dead, Jesus, Easter.
• 17:52
  Speaker 8: Eggs, candy, and fucking.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Snow globes, the Easter Bunny rows again. Yeah, they're singing
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: in a whole different line. Yeah, they do sound dark though.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Joe from the stand was telling me that he had
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: to go to Miami for Passover because that's where his
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: family is, and he said that they have to like
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: put out seats and like plates for the hostages in Gaza.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they like read stuff off and they're like,
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: this is Rebecca.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: She likes Taylor Swift. And he said, it's like super dark.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: What for how all the hostages for?
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I think a good amount of them. Yeah, he said,
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: that's what a lot. I have no idea.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Interesting, Yeah, that's a that's got to be. I mean,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: how many seats you even have in your house. If
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: there's more than six hostages, they can't come to my house. Yeah,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I just don't have a seating. That's fucked. Yeah damn yeah,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: passover sounds satisfyck yeah. Are they wiping the blood over
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: the door to I have no idea what holiday was that.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, there are a lot of seats one hundred thirty,
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: two hundred and thirty two, so they probably don't do
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: every single one. They probably pick a couple of their favorites.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: We go down the line.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Like training cars.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I'm not trying to be nasty right now. I'm just
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: speaking the truth. You're giving me a look like I
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: shouldn't be.
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: Saying no, I'm just thinking. I remember at Christmas, we
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: didn't know if my brother in law was going to
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: get home from he was on tour in Kuwait, and
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: so we kept the seat open for him, and we
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: actually kept a portion. We thought it was like he
• 19:21
  Speaker 8: was literally flying home that day, all the way from.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Kuwait at like five flights.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and uh, we we like kept a portion of
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: food for him, and I wanted it, and I was like,
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: I don't think he's gonna make it.
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: Come on, at this point, we're gonna have to reheat
• 19:39
  Speaker 8: it anyway.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: We want me to have it.
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: I'm sure he's eaten at the fucking airport and they
• 19:45
  Speaker 8: were like save it. It's symbolic and I'm like, it's
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: going bad. He would want me to eat it. And
• 19:53
  Speaker 8: that is a person who was, you know, not a hostage.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, and willingly.
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: I don't think they put out food for the hostages,
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: thank goodness.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's really that would be a measure too far.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I thought they were there had to be more than
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: the hostages in that, because I see, fucking you drive
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: through New York and there's billboards all over the place
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: like free the hostages. Really, I haven't seen any of those,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Like Hamas is driving.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Through, Hamas is paying for billboards.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: No, that's the other way. They're like like Hamas would
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: be like, oh fuck, I should probably let them go
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: because I saw, I see they saw you.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: See Jerry Seinfeld while we're on the top of fuck,
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: what do you say?
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: He he would know that he was doing the commencement
• 20:38
  Speaker 8: address at Duke graduation and a bunch of people stood
• 20:41
  Speaker 8: up in protest because he has been mildly outspoken about
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: his support of israel.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: I think he's been pretty supportive though hasn't.
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: He I did the research. He hasn't gone fully political
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: or anything. He's just like reposted h couple of videos,
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: one from the MLB where a bunch of the Jewish
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: players in the MLB came out and spoke about you know,
• 21:07
  Speaker 8: and it's all like, I hope there's a peaceful resolution, like,
• 21:11
  Speaker 8: you know, human life is precious. It's not like fuck Gaza.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Or let's deal with Gaza his wife.
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: His wife funded or a counter protest at cal Berkeley,
• 21:26
  Speaker 8: and that got some notoriety. But I would say that
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: he by and large has known or has decided to
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: keep his political views on it private because his.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Comedy is so it's about peanuts.
• 21:39
  Speaker 8: It doesn't get into that, you know. And yet it
• 21:43
  Speaker 8: was still enough to cause like a hundred or more
• 21:46
  Speaker 8: students at Duke to get up out of their seats
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: when they announced him and walk out, and then they had.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: A there's got to be some of those kids that
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: were walking out were probably like, I really want to
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: hear I said.
• 21:59
  Speaker 8: Not only that, but I was like, man, my graduation
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: was the culmination of four years of hard work. And
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: also I felt very like I need to get that
• 22:11
  Speaker 8: fucking diploma, and so they don't realize that I should
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: never have gotten Yeah, like I don't as soon as
• 22:17
  Speaker 8: I have it in my hand. It's been signed by
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: the president of the university. And they can't you know,
• 22:23
  Speaker 8: ding me for that play driiz paragraph from that paper
• 22:26
  Speaker 8: I wrote two years ago whatever, and my godparents were there,
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: My parents were there, my sister like family had traveled
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: the idea of like spitting on everyone's face or just
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: not letting myself have that moment.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Do you know who the commencement speech is going to
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: be from before?
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Ours was?
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: Ours was Amy Poehler.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Oh damn Jesus Christ. Yeah, really she was famous then? Yeah,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Amy poor I'm thinking of Amy Schumer.
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: No, Amy Pohlar had was like well into parks and rest, yeah.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: For a while, and she had been on SNL too.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: She crushed on SNL. But the kids who are at Duke,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: they probably don't know Jerry Seinfeld from Seinfeld. They're probably
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: like the fucking guy from the pop Tart movies about
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: to lecture us about Palestine. Fuck out of here.
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: Both of Seinfeld's daughters went to Duke. Oh really, so
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: he does have a connection there. I think he got
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: an honorary degree or something.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: You think they don't know Jerry Seinfeld not like that, dude,
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Seinfeld is so popular, But.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Well, I think that there's enough of us. I bet
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: the one hundred people that walked out aren't like in
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: season two of Seinfeld when like Shrinkage episode.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they probably know Jerry Seinfeld for being Jewish, and
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: they probably know Michael Richards.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: For a laugh Factory.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: This guy is a fucking supporter of for his killer
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: set at the laugh Factory.
• 23:51
  Speaker 8: The Jews, and the sick irony of it is that
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: if Michael Richards had been giving that commencement address, I
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: bet you fewer people would have walked out.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Probably, Well, they probably wouldn't have known. I don't think
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: that says widely popular.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Did you see the kids at Ohio State start booing
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: the guy when he was like, now hear me out
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: on bitcoin. Now they like boot, they like visit or
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: like audibly booed him. Like the whole there was like
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: a stadium full of people being like shut the fuck up. Yeah,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: well nobody wants to hear about bitcoin.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: I thought bitcoin was doing well right now it is
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: it's killing like sixty thousand.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I just don't think that. I think they
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: just didn't want to hear it.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, jack Max gotta be rolling.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: In it right now. No, he was the one who
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: was like, this is the best indication that we need. Yeah,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: that bitcoin's going to do incredible, because isn't he all bitcoin?
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: I don't know a couple of years ago.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like, I'm trying to get all become
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: one hundred percent bitcoin.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: You just can't buy like a sandwich. Yeah, how would suck?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: They don't take bitcoin? I mean, Tom Brady was getting flamed.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised that no protesters came at Julian Edelman at
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Tom brady roast. Yea, he wears his he's like Judaism
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: on his neck.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: He's like the jew of football, he is, right, didn't
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: they like make him that?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Like DeShawn Jackson said something like he was.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Like lightly Jewish, and then they were like, and Julie
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Edelman's Jewish and now he has to like.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Wear the he's like educate people. Edelman is the traditionally
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Jewish name.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's uh, Like I don't think it was unknown.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I wasn't outed by Sean Jackson over there, that guy
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: lining up in the slot.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Covering up his star David uh. But I truly don't
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: give a fuck up what any celebrity has to say
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: about any of that.
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I don't put an onus on them to be like,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: you have to fucking speak up. Julian Edelman, m hm,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: this like cte riddled slot receiver. Who's who's actually my brother?
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I fucking love that dude.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Julian Edelman has one of the greatest catches in the
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: history of the NFL.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: That's true. Juian Edelman came to the Super Bowl House
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: in Minnesota, we hung out for a little bit. He
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: just couldn't have been a nicer guy. He's a honk too.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Details from that story, Yeah, tell you guys off air,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Let's just say I sucked
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: him off drive.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: He's the man, Oh yeah, Helman, big Vany. He seems
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: like the most normal one out of those out of
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: like Gronk Brady and out of that little trio.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Cronk seems Cronk's pretty normal, is he, though? I mean
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: he was, well, I have a fucking sick story about
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Gronk too, But I could tell you what was off
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: air save the one for the Patreon, but he was
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: he was like when he did that rap battle show
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: and was one of the and they had like a
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: teleprompter and he like couldn't like wrap the words, But
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: then they put it all up on a teleprompter and
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: he like couldn't read the words either. It was like
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: a double edged sword that I thought.
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: Tony Hinchcliff's joke about him was the funniest. It just
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: made me laugh the hardest. When chocolate milk, he goes,
• 27:17
  Speaker 8: I'm so glad, Gronk you could take a break from
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: writing letters to Santa.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Those were his simple jokes that weren't offensive, were the
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: funniest ones. He's I got a new year here because
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: we're out of chocolate milk. That's so funny and just like, uh,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: just very straightforward. Who would you? Who? Did we talk
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: about that roast here? We talked about it with the
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Lemon Party episode? Oh yeah, who would you? Right? As
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: the best? Uh as like the best couple.
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: I mean I thought it was for my personal taste,
• 27:45
  Speaker 8: it was Tony and then Nicky, but everyone said it
• 27:49
  Speaker 8: was Nicky.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: I thought it was Tony, Nicky and Schultz.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Schultz was very good.
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: I thought Tony though for me, But but it was
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: what I mean most interestingly to me was like this
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: for Tony and for Nicky is going to somehow jump
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: their careers forward when they've been doing extremely well for
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: a long time. But everyone people were reacting to Nicky
• 28:15
  Speaker 8: like where did she come from?
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: A lot of people don't know that she's been doing
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: those roasts forever.
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and if anything, I mean, I'm a fan of her,
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: and I am glad that she finally had this like
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: deb ball moment.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:32
  Speaker 8: Do you know I went on a date with her once?
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: No?
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: Did you tell?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Oh? Well, you told the story on Uh I've told
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: the story before. Yeah, not on this podcast. They tell
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: it because I'm I'm vaguely familiar, but I don't remember
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: any of the details. You went on a date with
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer? I did? Yeah, she roast you. No, I
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: mean you said go easy on me.
• 28:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I know You're going to probably use.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: You probably got some stuff lined up.
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I got a joke you might want to
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: more money you.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Did?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Why did it not go well?
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Just because I too, killers failed and she was just
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: so out of my league, Like I just I just failed.
• 29:14
  Speaker 8: I failed the date.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Don't say that is unstoppable for an unstoppable force.
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: She was so ahead of me, and you know.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: In what you're on a date, that's not what a
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: date is about.
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: No, I know, but I don't think I I in truth,
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: I think that we went on a lunch date and
• 29:34
  Speaker 8: I thought it would be a time for me to
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: get advice from her on my career. And I think
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: she was not particularly interested in doing that, but that
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: by the end of that lunch date, I was like, oh,
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: maybe there's I don't know, mutual interest here. And so
• 29:51
  Speaker 8: then I had us. We hung out again a couple
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: of nights later, and we smoked a bunch of weed
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: and I smoked a bong and I handle my weed
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: as well as she could, and I just sort of
• 30:07
  Speaker 8: like fell to pieces, and oh no, the.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Fact that you're covering your eyes because you can't there
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: what you know?
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: What?
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Why did you smoke a bong? Because I had a bong?
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Why did you have a bong? As a grown man?
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: You're going to judge me. You had a fucking red
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: bull and a power bar for longs for high school
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: kids who just started smoking. Your apartment for people that live.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: In like trailer parks. Is a trailer park? No, my
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: apartment is beautiful.
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: No, you can't tell me anything I've done is less mature.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, wonder the date didn't go well.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: She came back to your place and you had a
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: bong mounted on your coffee table.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: No, this is what happened.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: I'm all out of we we can scrape.
• 30:58
  Speaker 8: We were talking about smoke weed and I was like, well,
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: I actually have this bong and she was like, oh
• 31:04
  Speaker 8: my god, I haven't smoked a bong forever. That'd be
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: so funny to do it.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I haven't smoked.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, I haven't smoked a bong in twenty years. Yeah,
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: but she liked the idea. She wanted to bong it up.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: She said, bongs away.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then I'm like a daily weed smoke. Or
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I smoke a bong or I wasn't daily we smoke er.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I smoke a bong and it I went before the
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: act and it took me to outer space. Yeah, I
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: could not speak. Yeah, I smoked like a ton. Is
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: that goes out your experience? Was it the same shit?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Or you were giggling?
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: Or my mouth was so dry and my bloodshot and
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: I was just a fucking disaster. And then I had
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: a piano.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: No, you played piano high oh. We were goofing around.
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: We were like singing Taylor swiat she loves Taylor swimt
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: oh no oh man, Yes, I told you that. I
• 31:58
  Speaker 8: told you that I failed.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I told you that. I know you sang for her.
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: We were like, no, I think I played while she
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: sang a song, and then I, you know, goofed around whatever.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but sounds like it was. It sounds
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: like it was kind of going good. Then she's singing
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: a song. Very clear to me, it was very clear.
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: I think afterwards I sent her like that was fun,
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: like love to see you again, and she was like, hey,
• 32:23
  Speaker 8: you know, I just want to make sure we're like
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: I was definitely get more, getting more like a friend boy.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I I'm friend zone.
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: So a friend zone. It was like friend zone subtext.
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: I don't ever want to see you again.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Period.
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: We will cross paths professionally, but probably not much like
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: maybe in hallways because I'm way way ahead of you.
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: It'll be one of those things I'll be like, what
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: the fuck is he doing here? And I'll acknowledge you,
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: but we won't mention this night because you're not good
• 32:54
  Speaker 8: at what you do.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: And I am that's crazy.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: That's song playing to playing yo to being like, let's
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: do a duet.
• 33:02
  Speaker 8: No, it wasn't that you want this to be something
• 33:05
  Speaker 8: that it isn't.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: No, I think I know exactly. It made sense in
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: the time. And let me tell you.
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: If you had a bong and you had a fucking
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: sick ass theater comic come over to your place, I
• 33:17
  Speaker 8: bet you you wouldn't have handled it any better than
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: I did.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: I would probably not introduce the bomb. The bong feels
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: like something you want to like get, something you hide.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: The bong was anyone comes to your house. The main
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: attraction of the date. That was the date back when,
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: like weed was like hard to get, so you had
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: to be like, guess what I got back in my place?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: A bomb? You probably have to call a drug dealer. Yeah,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: I don't even remember how it came about. I bet,
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: I bet, I bet you still have the text messages,
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: but I'm not gonna.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Might as well. Cat's on the bag.
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: This is I mean, it would be funny to read
• 33:52
  Speaker 8: the friend zone one is.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: The it's the best time to read all of it
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: because her name is as hot as it's ever been.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Because a clip.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: True and you're like a Netflix star now too, so
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: you she's a Netflix star too.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Two Netflix stars clash?
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get this on the You guys a roast? You
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: guys should do like a one on one roast like
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Joe List and his wife.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Didst character rost beef? Yeah, roast each other. Did you
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: guys share a kiss? No? No, no.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Ki shared a bong though, which is borderline more intimate
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: than sharing a kiss, and you have to like lift
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: the thing for.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Her and be like clear it clear it put some
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: ice cubes in?
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, this one's actually this is a this
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: is a tag bong thick ass glass. You can drop
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: this thing from the Empire State Building. It wouldn't even crack.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Let's try it. Let's go ahead a bum with it. Well,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: you'll not get.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Great filter processes. You're gonna see when you're mid hit.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: It's gonna make sure you get none of those toxins.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be just clean to you.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Chamber. Do you see how this chamber, this external chamber
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: is going to completely clear everything out for you?
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: You put the ice in, So what you don't realize
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: is that it's actually the smoke is probably hitting up
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: to around four fifty degrees, but that ice that's going
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: to bring it down to a mellow three hundred. It's
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: really nice to be a much cleaner high, but you
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: have to clean it with isopropyl alcohol twice a week.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Otherwise the resident is going to build up.
• 35:19
  Speaker 8: And I saw pull up the messages. I don't have
• 35:21
  Speaker 8: those DMS. I don't have her I don't have her
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: number anymore. I don't know. I definitely did.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: She changed that shit for sure, probably yeah, yeah, but
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: that's not how he would still have the old text messages.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: They'll just be showing up green.
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I got a new phone and.
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: I don't have those, And my guess is that I
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: deleted them for my own self preservation so that I
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: wouldn't look back on my own humiliation.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious that there was no kiss even exchanged.
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, I mean I completely I attracted her.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Well, there had to have been some type of moment
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: that you shared positively if you got to the point
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: of the lunch date.
• 36:00
  Speaker 8: We had her on Barsol breakfast. Really yeah, she came
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: on barsool breakfast.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: And you're like, I'd love to keep this conversation going
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: from breakfast.
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we just sort of kept up. I thought we
• 36:11
  Speaker 8: had a nice time there. But then I, you know,
• 36:13
  Speaker 8: I admired her. I mean she was like a big
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: time seller comic and just I was I don't know,
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: young comic. And afterwards I like messaged her and it
• 36:25
  Speaker 8: was just like, thanks for coming on. That was really
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: great having you, and like she sent something back that
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: was nice. And then I was like, you know, if
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: you ever want to, I'd love to like hear your
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: thoughts about so.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: She was interested. I don't. I don't know.
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: I can't put that in her mind. I think probably
• 36:44
  Speaker 8: initially maybe, but but not much. And then I made
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: it very clear she should not.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: What'd you guys get for lunch? Rubens salad? Salad?
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: You didn't just order pizza Peccerino blanco?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Fuck you?
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta pizza in the freezer.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: We can heat uh pizza rolls. I would offer you
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: to hit.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: My rig, but I actually just ran out of but tan.
• 37:14
  Speaker 8: So.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I like how it's become whizzlrd sass. Be like, dude,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: that's not what you're supposed to do.
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, all of a sudden, we got a dating coach over. Say,
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: what you want to do?
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Is this you want to you want to know having
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: a bong is.
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: So don't offer you you hit the bomb, but don't
• 37:34
  Speaker 8: let her happening and then just pretend like you don't even.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Know she's there. My bong actually broke.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: So, but we can do gravity bong pulls from my
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: sink until my parents come home.
• 37:46
  Speaker 8: We need to leave the windows open.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I saw a two liter in half. Yeah, we used
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: We used to do. We would get like one of
• 37:54
  Speaker 8: the big milk bottle jugs or something like that. I
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: never understood if this was a gravity bond or reverse
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: gravity bong, but the way we did it was we
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: would fill it up with water and then in the
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: top tinfoil poked little holes. Fill that with weed, cut
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: a hole in the bottom, cover it and then light
• 38:14
  Speaker 8: and remove and let the water pull the smoke down. Yeah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: filling it with smoke, and that was what we smoked.
• 38:20
  Speaker 8: Are you sure that's a gravity bong? Had a reverse
• 38:22
  Speaker 8: gravity bong?
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: M I think it's a gravity bong. I don't know,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: but the kids who were able to do that should
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: have been like full on engineers. Oh yeah, if you
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: can understand how to manipulate gravity to like yeah, uh,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: it's like that's how like the steam engine was made,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Like that's the same process. Like, I don't know, it's
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: it's so impressive to I don't think I ever actually
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: smoked a bong. I smoked. I well, I smoked.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I smoked pipe tobacco out of a bong once and
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: then I dri eved.
• 38:50
  Speaker 8: For like I did that and threw up in the grass. Yeah,
• 38:53
  Speaker 8: I'm not even kidding.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I did it in the woods.
• 38:55
  Speaker 8: I did it in France.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, damn, and I threw up in the fuck.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: It was one of the worst ideas I've ever had,
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: because all my friends were smoking a bong and we
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: had this bag of pipe tobacco and I was like, well,
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: I want to try the bomb, but I don't want
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: to smoke weed out of it. So I smoked tobacco
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: out of it. And it was We were in the
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: woods off of like a highway in our town and
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: we had to walk out him he won. I remember,
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: I remember walking out of the woods. I remember my
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: friend Nate he greened out from that from because he
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: took a hit of the tobacco and the weed and.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: He greened out.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: And we're walking down this busy ass street in our hometown,
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: like our parents are driving by, and he just takes
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: a dive into the fucking bushes and my one friend
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: bailed and I had to go back and get him.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: And he was like he's just laying down, like off
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: of the busiest or he just like he passed out.
• 39:50
  Speaker 8: By the way Nikki composes and makes her own music,
• 39:55
  Speaker 8: I saw that she released a song. Yeah, so she
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: that is how that all came. I think she was like,
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: let's play the piano. Yeah, let's move to that. Yeah,
• 40:04
  Speaker 8: instead of talking to each other.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I get it. I don't think I was like.
• 40:08
  Speaker 8: You like piano, I want to see me play.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: I don't think I would have done that, especially in
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: the state that I was in.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds romantic. There was a purpose for it.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Just you want me to hear me play the piano?
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: You like John Mayor, I can play some Taylor Swift legend.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Where's just ordinary peaple?
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: She has like a limited limousine waiting for her outside
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: of your apartment. Did I tell you that I've been
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: dming with Chrissy Teagan. No, Christy Tagan used to follow
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: me on Twitter.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Have been yeah currently about what.
• 40:50
  Speaker 8: She reposted my traffic video stopping the traffic and then
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: she I met and then I messaged her and was like,
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: because that's started a war in my comments, there's people
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: that are setting up times to meet to fight each
• 41:06
  Speaker 8: other in the comments off that.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Temecula hitting you with the Temecula was that? Do you
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: ever see the two dudes like arguing on like NBA
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Twitter and they're like, let's meet in the halfway point,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: meet me at fucking Temecula and then go to Temecula, California?
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: And I think did they actually do it?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I think they did.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Nothing would be funnier than pushing someone to do that
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: and then just not showing up. Oh yeah, I'm all
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: our way right now, I'm flying in and they're like
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: are you pussy?
• 41:32
  Speaker 8: And You're like, I'm home. Why would you go there
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: so far away? I don't care about this at all.
• 41:42
  Speaker 8: I send this to like one hundred people a day.
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: You actually went think of the gas? Uh, Chrissy Teagan,
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: I've been messaging with she reposted it, and what did
• 41:54
  Speaker 8: you say?
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Were you like, thank you for the repost. I love
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: your work. Well, you kind of like backed away from
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: online because she was getting she was getting.
• 42:01
  Speaker 8: Brushed, so she comes in and out. She's got forty
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: two and a half million follows.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: I definitely was flamming her a little bit back in
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: my prom You're the man brow. She followed me for
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: a while and then she unfollowed me because I made
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: a nasty tweet about her.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Why did you do that to one of your followers,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: she's your sister.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: And then I also made a nasty tweet when she
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: unfollowed me, and I said that she unfollowed me when
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: I turned eighteen.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Because she was getting because people were.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Saying that she was on the Epstein flight logs and
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: then that went viral too.
• 42:29
  Speaker 8: Oh boy, yeah, she said. I showed it to my
• 42:32
  Speaker 8: friends and they were like, this is you. You were
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: this and I hate myself for it. I can't help it.
• 42:37
  Speaker 8: I've gotten an accidents sacrificing for this. And I wrote
• 42:41
  Speaker 8: a laughing face to that one.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to be using a lot of emojis, and.
• 42:46
  Speaker 8: She said it does not affect me at all. They
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: can make a new lane, yet I cannot stop Lol.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Damn, you guys were really exchanging messages.
• 42:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, bro, I'm telling you look at she I mean
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: I almost aid the blocker. Yeah, it was that deep
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: went on went on for a long time, and I
• 43:00
  Speaker 8: almost said, I'm actually coming out to La this weekend
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: if you want to get in a car together and
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: stop traffic. But I blew up with John Mayer doing
• 43:11
  Speaker 8: something very similar. So I learned my lesson that when
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: it comes to corresponding with celebrities via DM lessons.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: More, Yeah, let them come to you. Let them.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: I'm actually gonna be out in La soon. If you
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: want to rip bong at my hotel.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: By the way, do you have a bong you could bring?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I can't travel with my mom.
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, can we come to your house? I figure John
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: has a piano there. That's that's typically what follows.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: You have a guitar case and there's just a bong
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: in it. Someone hit me with your move on.
• 43:46
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: It was like two lanes merging and I was in
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: the left lane and they were in the right lane,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: and like you just come to a point where both
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: lanes merge. Wasn't the shoulder at all and someone straddle
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: both lanes. So I couldn't pass. But they had like
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: a US Army like sticker on or something like that.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I figured that they were a veteran or some shit
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: like that. But it was a I was like fair place.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, but it's two actual lanes, two actual lanes.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: See that does.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Sound wrong though, right, But it's merging. Yeah, But and
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming the right lane had a long line. Yes,
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: and you were right in the left lane for a
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: while until you had to merge.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: But you're supposed to go all the way to the
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: front and then merge when everything merges in.
• 44:30
  Speaker 8: Wait, hold on a minute. Was there a sign that
• 44:33
  Speaker 8: said this is like an exit, right lane exit only? No,
• 44:37
  Speaker 8: so two of those lanes were getting off the highway.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: No, but it was it was both of them off
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: the highway. It's like when you get to west Chester, Pennsylvania.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Two lanes go all the way up and they go
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: down into one road and you're.
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: Supposed to did the exit becomes.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: It's not an exit, it's two lanes merging into one.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: I was in this situation this weekend and I was
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: in the right lane and there were people going in
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: the left lane, and I was not happy about it.
• 45:04
  Speaker 8: I think it's it's challenging what you're it's challenging to
• 45:07
  Speaker 8: know what you're describing because you might be talking about
• 45:08
  Speaker 8: the Zipper merge based on two lanes that are meant
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: to do that.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: It was not a left lane coming into a lane.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: It was two lanes going straight forward.
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: And that sounds totally fine to me, and that that
• 45:21
  Speaker 8: guy was being over the top, like I don't agree
• 45:23
  Speaker 8: with that. When I do this, it's I'm it's a
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: it's an emergency lane that I'm it was.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there were emergency lanes on either side of us. Okay.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So when you do this, because I've I've done
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: this trip now a lot, going into the halland tunnel
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: and where it happens, that's where it happens very frequently,
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: and you don't like, there's no part of you that's
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: like this is insane.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I've had some bad moments because I've I've done it.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: I've tried to do it and then puss it out
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: every single time as soon as they lay the horn
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: down on back in.
• 45:52
  Speaker 8: The Yeah, I've had some bad moments. It's just one
• 45:55
  Speaker 8: of those things where like it's by far my most
• 45:57
  Speaker 8: viral thing that I've ever it's something. It's like what
• 45:58
  Speaker 8: I'm known for. It's draft draft. Ye, so it's hard
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: for me not to want to chase the dragon a
• 46:04
  Speaker 8: little bit. Yeah.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at least because you're getting something out of it,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: like sas for you to do it, you would just
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: have to, you'd be truly being a hero. Yeah.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: But it pisses me off so much that I'm like,
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: I want I don't want to let these people go
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: through it's so infuriating.
• 46:17
  Speaker 8: That's what made me do it the first time.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: It's infuriating, Yeah, because you're like, why do you think
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: you're better than me? Bro?
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: The fact that.
• 46:25
  Speaker 8: Goes so crazy in the comments and they are like
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: you're wrong is baffling to me.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: It's got to be a minority that are mad though,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: you mean a black person.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: No, but it has to be like it's got to
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: be a large amount of people who are like, yeah,
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: that's the right thing to do.
• 46:44
  Speaker 8: This is this is the most polarizing thing I've ever created, by.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Far, until they until they hear about that bong rip.
• 46:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, some people are gonna be on my side.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, be like she went from fucking lunch to dinner.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: It's very natural to play the bong or to play
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: piano after a bong rip. Yeah, yeah, you should have
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: fucking according to Sass, ghosted one into her mouth.
• 47:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah, damn and ship. No, I don't know how.
• 47:18
  Speaker 8: I was just coughing and like a spitting.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Apartment in the city that is drooling. I think I
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: got some resin in that one, oh, pulling resin off
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: your tongue, black spots off your tongue.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Hindsight, it was wasn't your own apartment in the city, Yeah,
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: the one in Chelsea.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that apartment. That apartment is beautiful. It's a nice spot.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: So it wasn't like it was like in uh. Well,
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: I was gonna make a reference that neither of you
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: would understand in g T A five, if you get
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: the nicest apartment, it comes with the bong and you
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: can smoke the bong and it's like but it's like
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: a cool nights set up with a bong. It's not
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: like going into like a drug dealer's apartment where they
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: have a bong.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I played GTA five, but I don't remember that.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: You played GTA five. Yeah, surprising, why because you're not
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: a gamer?
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Well, I tried. When I try to get back into gaming.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: That was it was like, I got that, like Madden
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: and FIFA.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Madden is a game for people who don't have a brain.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: That's why I tried it. I played Madden.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: I downloaded Madden twenty four at a boredom last week.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Dude, that game.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: I won the first game forty four to zero.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Rookie, you're probably playing rookie against that, like four year
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: old kid.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: I played the Patriots and I played against the Panthers. Yeah,
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: and we smoked the Panthers. Bryce Young is terrible. And
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: then uh, oh what Madden twenty four?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: No, but I'm what what difficulty level? I think I
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: was playing normal?
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: And then I played But then I will say I
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: played against the Bills and we got our asses.
• 48:52
  Speaker 8: We I was talking about him and the other computer
• 48:56
  Speaker 8: control players.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: And then I played NHL.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: I've been playing a lot of NHL twenty four and
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty good at that. I can beat the computer easily.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: And then I was like, I think I'm ready for online.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: I played online. I went up, I went down six
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: zero in the first period, and then rage quit the game.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Shut off the PlayStation.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: You did, Yeah, this dude was destroying me.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: You rage quit My rage quit you to take a
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: hit at the bomb, bro. I know, have you guys
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: been watching the hockey. I haven't been watching the hockey.
• 49:23
  Speaker 8: No, I have been. Yeah, it's been awesome. It's been
• 49:26
  Speaker 8: very might might even be like the best playoff hockey
• 49:28
  Speaker 8: season I've ever seen.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: It's been the most fun I've been having watching sports. Well,
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: you got really good teams to watch in it. It's
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: not like small market. It's not many small market teams.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: It may become that, but you've still got the Rangers
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: and the Bruins and like a bunch of rivalry series. Dude,
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: the Bruins are terrible. The Bruins Panthers though, Like watching
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: the Bruins Panthers and then going and then after that
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: watching the Canucks Oilers. It's like, oh, the Bruins and
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: the Panthers in neither of those teams haven't even a
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: chance of winning the Stanley Cup. The Canucks Oilers are.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: It's like they're playing a different game. Like those teams
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: are like Canucks Oilers and and Hurricanes Rangers. Like even
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: though the Hurricanes are getting swept, they're so good.
• 50:13
  Speaker 8: They won the last game and they the game. Yeah,
• 50:16
  Speaker 8: three zero three one now and game two went to
• 50:19
  Speaker 8: double overtime, three went to overtime, so it's all the
• 50:23
  Speaker 8: puck can bounce anyway. I don't know if you're like,
• 50:26
  Speaker 8: you don't seem like much of a hockey fan, but
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: well I played for eight years. Yeah really, I mean,
• 50:30
  Speaker 8: it doesn't really more imagine military than you do, and
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: you don't. That's definitely not true.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: That's complete office.
• 50:38
  Speaker 8: That would be like you live in a simulation and
• 50:41
  Speaker 8: you play real life knowledge you played hockey squibs.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: I was actually enjoying watching so much that I was
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: looking up men's leagues.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: What do you call it?
• 50:50
  Speaker 8: Pee wee's squibs?
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: No, I was in donuts.
• 50:53
  Speaker 8: I was.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: In and then you graduate play now you play. I
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: played blown tumbleweed. I played cross ice, which is that's
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: when there's three games happening at once and you just
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: use the sides.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the other way. Ye see.
• 51:10
  Speaker 8: I played pond hockey like a fucking man.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: I played pond hockey too, and then I played and
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: then I played mites, and then I played squirts, and
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: then I played and then I played bantams.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: This is like your age group.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: And then I quit in Bantams because I hadn't hit
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Pubert yet and my parents watched me get checked and
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: go headfirst into the boards and.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: They were like, yeah, you're not playing hockey anymore.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they told They told my coach in the like
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: outside of the locker room before they told me that
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: I was quitting.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like, he's done, He's not playing.
• 51:44
  Speaker 8: It doesn't surprise me.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Because I was see Team Bantams and Sea Team Bantams
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: is all the The only kids on that team are
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: kids that play football who want something to do in
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: the off season, so it's like and they don't know
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: how to skate, so it's you.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Verst a bunch of lines.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: So it's like me, I'm probably like five to four
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: at the time, weighed like one hundred pounds, and I'm
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: going up against kids who are like six three, three
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: hundred pounds. Yeah, we're just looking to hurt.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: And they're on a weightlifting program.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. But uh yeah, hockey's awesome. Playoff hockey's really
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: really fun to watch. Ruins are terrible, I mean just awful.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Though they're not awful, dude.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: Their defense is the only reason that they're even in
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: this series is because they have swaymen who's amazing.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Honestly, the only hockey I watched this year is whenever
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: mister Ice will put give out a pick. I rode
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: hard with mister Ice. Yeah. It did really well for
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: a while, right, yeah, and then he kind of. I
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: think I won almost every bet I put in with
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: mister Ice. Well, I would only just pick it at
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: the right time. That Missus Ice from Mother's Day came out. Unbelievable. Shit,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you watch hockey like that, Francis.
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: When the Rangers are in it like the Rangers.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Rangers are great.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was looking at tickets for the Rangers games.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: It's pretty it seems it's not as bad as Nicks though. Really,
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Knicks games are nuts, dude, I was looking at I
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: was just looking out of curiosity, being like, oh, will
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: it'd be fun to go che the Nosebleed tickets are
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: seven hundred dollars apiece.
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  Speaker 3: I can't imagine what the ticket prices are when you're
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  Speaker 3: Due two tickets, like good seats would be close to
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  Speaker 8: Bro, there's COURTSI I mean it's court side. Knicks playoffs
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  Speaker 8: They told me no bongs at Madison Square.
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  Speaker 3: So once preseason once, once once tires comes out, you
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  Speaker 8: No, I couldn't preseason, I don't think so. Well, they're
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true, guys, you're a Rangers fan. You've always
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  Speaker 3: Sass's sarcasm is that, like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not being sarcastic at all. He's on the preseason thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're a Rangers fan.
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  Speaker 1: But he hits. I don't understand what's so crazy about
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  Speaker 8: Like he's making fun of me for something that he is.
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  Speaker 3: I'm mocking you saying that it would be funny that
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  Speaker 8: Why would that not be cool? I would still go
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  Speaker 3: My sister's boyfriend, he's like a diehard Bruins fan, and
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  Speaker 3: she was she sent me his Twitter this weekend and
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  Speaker 3: he's like, he's like a like an NBA level like
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  Speaker 3: All right, we're back. But nothing I thought you were
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  Speaker 8: How is Sacramento?
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was a long piss piss that never stopped.
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  Speaker 3: Color was crystal clear? Really yeah?
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: What what was that all about? Drinking a lot of water?
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: You have to drink a lot of water.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: So I did Sacramento this weekend. I already told you
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: guys about this, but I thought it was funny. The
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: so Friday Thursday show is fine, it's good. Not a
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: lot of people are there. Not a lot of people
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: were there the whole weekend, but it was still fun.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Friday early show, like the host goes up, comes back
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: and he's like, uh so there's some guys up front
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: that are kind of like chatty. He's like, but uh
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: they should be fine. And I was like, oh, okay,
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: that's fine. And then the second guy comes up. The
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: feature goes up and he comes back says the same thing,
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: and I was like, whatever, hopefully they'll calm down. And
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: uh So then I go up and it's like they're
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: not chatty, but they're like clear.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: It's first of all, the show starts at.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: Seven pm on Friday. It's early, and the whole front
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: row is like they're they're taking it. They have like
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: twenty shot glasses on their table. Oh man, they're so
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: fucking drunk. And it's these two dudes who are brothers
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: and and there's a guy next to them with a
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: girl and they're Apparently what happened was they were just
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: feeding him shots the whole show, like fucking with him.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: So they got him like destroyed. And then he kind
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: of starts talking, but not like an annoying way, like
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: he would just like clearly he was just fucking destroyed.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: So he'd be like he would try and do the
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: thing where like you'd stop a joke and he would
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: try and ask a question, but like about something completely unrelated.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Like he'd be like, I have so I have a
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: question about barstool, and I'd be like, oh yeah, and
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: I'd try to make it funny'd be like, wow, well,
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: there's no way we're doing that right now, Like that's
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: we're in the middle of the show. And then like
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: the security guy would come up to him and tell
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: him to stop, and then he would come back. And
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: then the funniest part, so this is so like I'm
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: like forty eight minutes into.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: My set, and.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: That's when he he says that I have a question
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: about barstool, And then the security guy comes up, and
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: the security guy's just dressed in normal clothes, not like
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: he doesn't like a staff shirt. No one really had
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: like a staff shirt.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Or anything on.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: And uh, I think the dude thought that the security
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: guy was just a random guy.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: He's like this fun. So the security guy's right.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: On his shoulder telling him he has to stop talking,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: and he puts his thumb here. His face is like
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: here and his thumb's here, and he's like, this fucking
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: guy keeps on telling me to stop talking. He's like
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: he's like, I'm just trying to ask a question about barstool.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Why is he acting like no one wants to act,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: no one wants to hear the question. And I was like, yeah,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: I don't think anyone really does want to hear the
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: question though, And then so then it kind of calms down,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: and then I'm like going into like my ending stuff,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: like my last like five minutes of material, and I'm
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: like there's a so he's front and center, and then
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: there's like a group to the left that I'm talking
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: to because I'm doing a joke where like she like
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: this girl like referenced something from the joke and I
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: didn't ever have heard this, So I was like asking
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: her about it, and uh. And then like in the
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: middle of that, you just hear the loudest like like
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: smash into a table and then like a thud, like
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: it sounded like someone dropped like a bag of cinderblocks
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: onto the ground. And then I look over and this
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: dude is out cold in like the center of the
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: center of the room. But he's like cold not yet
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: do not like not like someone who like stumbled and
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: like fell. This is like like his head is to
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: the side, his eyes are closed. He's just like like
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: hands flat, like laying down on the ground. And so
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: then it's like turns into commotion and it's like I
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: I didn't speak for like thirty seconds after that happened
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: because I was like I don't know what's going on,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: and uh, and there's people like standing up. And then
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: he left and then his girlfriend like stayed for like
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: fifteen minutes until the show ended. Oh boy, and then
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: they pulled they came and pulled her out and then
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: he left.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: But it was it was due for a sound. I'll
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: play the.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: Sound, but for a seven PM show, it was they
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: got something you expect from the late show.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Not the early show, but I'll play it this sound.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: It was so funny because you sent us this sound,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: and uh, at first I was shocked, but then when
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: I started listening back to it, it gets so funny
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: because you're like in the middle of a joke and
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: everybody and then it happens and everyone's like, oh, oh well.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: The funniest part too, is that I really wasn't having
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: a great set. It was not a great crowd, and uh,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: it was the only show the whole weekend where I
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: was kind of starting to get a little sweaty on stage.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: You know, you're fixing the T shirt.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: You're like, ay there, I got there. Like I've done everything.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: I've got good and they're not going to like the
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: rest of this. But uh, that saved the set completely.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 8: Oh good, Yeah nice.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: So here's a plant. It's like some people plant people
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: to do crowd work. You plant people to pass out,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: and fucking yeah, they need you to take a dive
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: in the seventh Yeah it really so. Then I finished
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: and I did up.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: I was doing a bunch of nine to eleven stuff
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: and I was like, if no one wants to hear
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: this stuff, someone else take a dive. Because that's the
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: only way we're getting out of this. Where where did
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: I send this to send it to you guys?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: No? Here, it is all right, listen to this. I
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: want to skip my part. I want to hear myself talking.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: You get edited out. You guys know you?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah again, they were they were trying to make a
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: joke about him falling. I think that was the two
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: dudes up front.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Wait, don't even laugh up playing again because like that
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: that everybody's like, oh oh you guys know you?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they always come like that.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Is that what he said? I think someone was referring
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: to the chairs. I don't know why. I don't know
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: what that joke was, but just everyone being like, oh oh,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: oh oh, it was so.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: I've never had that happen before. Have you ever had
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: that happen someone like fully going down?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I have a video of it, but i'll
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: show it to you after.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: I guess I did have that in Atlanta where there
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: was a girl in the front row who kept on
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: she got caught off at the bar and then she
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: was walking back to her to her seat and she
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: tripped in a full handle of Spedka vodka flew out
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: of her purse and then she went outside and was
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: throwing up, and she tried to order an uber back
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: to Florida.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: You really kept up with her. It sounds like you
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: were like, no, that's what the staff Flora. After the show?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Where were she?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: Where we're into the Atlanta Georgia. Oh my, they were
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: and she tried to get an uber back to Florida.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Why does she have a bottle of vecco? Was she
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: like ordering waters? And just I guess, yeah, probably what
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: a psycho move. But yeah, that guy DMed.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: Me yeah yesterday and he was like, bro, I'm so sorry.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 8: That's nice. Yeah, that's nice of him.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: I always feel bad for those guys, but it is hilarious.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for that to happen. How did they wake him up?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: Do they give him like a dark fully out?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: Like they pulled him up and then I like, all
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: I remember is seeing him laying flat on the ground,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: and then I remember seeing a bunch of people trying
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: to pick him up and then him just like swaying
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: completely to the right, and then he was gone.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: You need two big boys, like when the center gets
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: hurt on a basketball team. Powerful.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: And then they tried he tried to come back in
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: and apparently he was very cooperative.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: They said that he was very we.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: Wait, the way they carry NBA players off courts is
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 8: so weird. You know they kind of like hold a
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 8: leg soccer they get a stretcher. Yeah, yeah, there's is
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: there no more dignified way to carry they carry an
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 8: NBA player off of a court.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like they like hop up. I guess in football
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: they have like a cart that they get on. Yeah.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's because it's such a small court.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like none of the injuries are so bad
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: that it's like.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: They worry that it would be like that it would
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: fuck up the court.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 8: I mean, I would almost say a piggyback is more
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: dignified than the way that they do it, where they
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 8: you know, carry their leg and then he's got his arm.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Each two guys carry a leg. Yeah. It's like it's
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: like a World War two type of type of injury. Yeah,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: like you're hobbling someone off, like they got hurt. It
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: on a battlefield or something like that. Oh what you're
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: saying that I was there. Whens got hurt and they
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: like had they like sent his brother out and that
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: was like the most action he saw all season. He
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: just like slid underneath his arm and damn, they just
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: need the next biggest dude to come carry him off.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: But like a six eleven dude, Yeah, if you're like six.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: That's probably why they don't bring out a stretch enough
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: stretch a door off.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 8: To take that around.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: I was I just remember this too after that show.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: So after that show, we did the late show. And
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: the late show was great. It was like it was
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: like very relaxed, mellow crowd, normal crowd and uh. And
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: there was a girl that came up to me after
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: and she like wanted a photo and I was like,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: oh yeah. And then but then I noticed she was
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: like lingering around the manager and I was like, does
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: she work here? And then she was like she said bye,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: and then she went out the like employee entrance with
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: the manager and I was like, oh, that was weird.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, maybe she worked here.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: And then but then he told me after he said
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: that the first show was so rowdy. He said that
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: there was a bunch of people outside waiting when the
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: late show was coming in, and he said that two
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: dudes were trying to hit on her and then she
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: like walked away and then they got in a fight
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: and one of them punched the other one and he
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: smacked his head.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Off of the front of her car. What and so
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: she said that she wasn't Helen of Troy with the
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: fuck no.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: Idea, dude, And then she said and then apparently like
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: the manager was like walking out with her to make
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: sure that she got home safe and he hit on her.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 8: Was it Reese Witherspoon in that movie with Chris Pine
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 8: and Tom Hardy.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: I think I've never had no idea what that movie is.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 8: It's a good movie, but I can't remember what it's called.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy for a seven PM show? Oh?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say that all three
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: of them were in that movie. That is a good
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: status good Yeah, this means war.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Not many people saw that, but I've heard of it.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: I've never seen it, though.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 8: Definitely worth seeing. There's a scene in that movie where
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 8: they're fighting on a train. Yeah, it's really cool. I
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: love a good train fight. I love the James Bond
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 8: train train fight.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: It's a classic one. Or did you guys see the
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: new The New Mission Impossible has a great train fight. Oh?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that's what I'm thinking of. Are they on
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: top of the trains.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Fun. Yeah, they did that in a lot of movies.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: It was like cliffs. Like you used to think that
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: you're just going to get in a fight on top
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: of a train sometime if you live long enough.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you should jump off of a train. Like
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: I always thought there would be at least a situation
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: where I'm stuck on the tracks of a bridge that
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: only is narrow enough to fit the train.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 8: I still think I often judge how how much older
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 8: I'm getting by What I'll do is, when a train
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 8: is pulling out of a station, I say, Okay, how
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 8: fast can I currently run at my highest speed? Would
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 8: I be able to match the speed of the accelerating train,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 8: and jumping on that I could, I could grab hold
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 8: and it wouldn't hurt my arms the old West, Yes, yes, exactly.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 8: And then the other thing that I'll do is if
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 8: I'm on top of the train, I will see if
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 8: I think I could run fast enough in the other
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 8: direction that I could jump off and basically cancel out
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 8: the speed of the train and roll down into the bushes.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: That's another though, like if you could figure that out,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: you might as well know how to make a gravity
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: bong and become like a physicist or some shit. Yes,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: the problem level calculation. The problem with trains.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: The way I do it, by the way, is I
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: just go like this, eh, and I try to see
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: if I can keep an actual focus point on a
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: like a tree that's going by, And I say how
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: quickly did I turn my head?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Like you're a figure skater who's like spotting right? Do
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 8: Because otherwise it's just a blur if you kind of
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 8: keep your focus straight ahead. But if you if you
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 8: catch it, if you get one tree and you go
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 8: like dah, And then I say, well, how fast did
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 8: I turn my head? Because that's how fast I would
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 8: have to run to not hurt myself jumping off of
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 8: the train.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think you could do it.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: To be fully honest, Well, you don't know how fast
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: that train's moving based on how quick I knew move
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: my head right there.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 8: That's just an estimate.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: That I will say accurate. What I will say is
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: you really can't. You really can't jump onto trains these
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: days because.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 8: Also you don't know how fast I am.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I know you're not fast as fast as a train.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 8: That's for sure, what when it train, Yes, or going
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 8: through a more populated area where lots of kids tend
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 8: to be on the tracks because they're.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Listening to music, all right, the acella.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, obviously not these cell But there's a reason I
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 8: never buy the as sell a ticket is that if
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 8: someone found that like an enemy, I saw them coming
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 8: through and I had to get off the train, I'd
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 8: want to be on the regional.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: But also you don't really get like the trains these days,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: like the back in the old days when that was
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: a common way of transportation was jumping on to the
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: side of a train while it was moving, was they
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: had like the big empty crates.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Now like the trains, they just like.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 8: The cargo trains, like animals and circuses.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: There are still cargo trains.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but you don't really like you, you know,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: would be at a train station where a cargo train
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: is flying through.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 8: You never know. It depends on what part of the country.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: True.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 8: Also, for my money, if I'm on a train that's
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 8: carrying a lot of zoo animals to the next sort
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 8: of circus stop, I think it'd be very hard for
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 8: me not to want to spend time with the animal,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 8: Like I don't know if I want to get off
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 8: that train.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: But aren't all the animals in like they're just in boxes.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: Well, I have a crowbar.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: They sprinkle some hay in there, and they go sit
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: in this box for fourteen hours.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: They definitely give them high level tranquilizers put them out.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: That's a horse spy. Yeah. I wonder what movie was
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: the first one where they were that someone was fighting
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: on top of a train and then they had like
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: one of those lights and someone like the upset of
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: the way the last second gets hit in the face
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: for the light. Because now that's every train fight on
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: top of a like every every movie that has a train.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: If you really think about it, it is like the
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: first like the first movies ever were trains. It was
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: like Mickey Mouse. Wasn't it like Mickey Mouse on the train?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: It was a steam steamboat Willie Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, steamboat.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: And then there was another Well what was the was
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: it was Chaplain? Wasn't Wasn't was he the one that
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: was doing the stunts where he was on the train.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe? I mean a lot of a lot of like
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: jomping on and off the train have.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 8: Been trains and stunts.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Well, the trains probably came about at a similar time
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: as movies.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know about that.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 8: You think you're gonna say that his like fact is
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 8: not true when you just offered us like the most nebulous,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 8: vague assertion.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Well, because we were I was thinking about I was
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: thinking about James Bond, and then I realized that train
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: movies are pretty old.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 8: He was generous in saying it was steamboat Willie when
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 8: you thought it was Mickey Mouse.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just meant it was a cartoon.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 8: And then you threw out Charlie Chaplin, and then he
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 8: had something that he posited and you were like, that's no.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: Way, that's the I don't think. I think trains have
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: been around for a while.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: So steam four and movies were eighteen ninety five, So
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: I was years, a God, that is so close. Are
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: you out of your fucking mind?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 8: Nine years?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: It's almost a ninety years, ninety years.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't hear the day he was a century off.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: Dumbasses were eighteen o five engine in eighteen ninety five.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but those first steam engines were not the ones
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 8: that people were on top of going high speeds and
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 8: hitting their heads off of signal connectors.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Or I want to know because movies didn't exist, then
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: well my point.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 8: Movies can tell me everything. I don't learn shit, man, Yeah, you.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: Don't know if people were if people were fucking jumping
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: on and off trains in eighteen oh five.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 8: I will find out, all right.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think it's like documented the first person
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: to subway surf. I bet you we could find that
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: out and it wouldn't even be historically accurate because the
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: first person do it probably didn't get caught the.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 8: First It's just it's just crazy how much you assume
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 8: to be true, and then you.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: I was completely right.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 8: The confidence of somebody who's not willing to hear another idea,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 8: so you think it has to be right.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: That was the only thing this entire episode that I've
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: disagreed with, and I would totally right.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: He was by a century. I don't even know what
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: we're talking he was off by a cent. I've enjoying it,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: even though you guys don't know what you're talking about.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: I know exactly what I'm talking.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: You said, you said that trains came out at the
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: same time that movies did.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Well, my point should have been when movies came out.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: The only mode of transportation where you could make something
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: an action sequence was trains. Yeah, that's right. That was
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: the point that I was trying to.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you're watching a lot of fucking bike action movies.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh no.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 8: He's switching gears. The Postman's Gone bad.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: Bikes were fucking big back then, not in film. Let's
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: see here the steam engine.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 8: That's crazy. Horses, dude, hor Horses were making action movies.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Horses and you ride a horse up alongside of a train,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: you jump off the train onto the horse. Cool, that's cool.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 9: It was the first car built, probably the early nineteen hundreds.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: I looked it up. What was the answer? You were
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: wrong again, late eighteen hundreds.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: You would have been better off saying that movies came
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: out around the same time that cars did.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: I'll give you the wind, says, I could tell how
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: much you're relishing in a small victory. It's not a
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: small victory. It would have been.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: It would have been a small victory if I said
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that, and you said, oh yeah,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: I came out.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: They came out of central area. It was him.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: He was the one that poked the bear and decided
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: to act like I was far off to awaken.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 8: That I misheard the math.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: I thought it was eighteen ninety five and nineteen oh four,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: which is nine years. But it was eighteen oh five
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: and nineteen oh four.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. When somebody lose him, let's chock this episode
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: up as lost.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna sleep tonight based on the conversation that
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 8: you and I have had.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: Let's name this episode Francis loses again.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: Next week we'll have Nicki Glazer on.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: That would be a good episode. Be good.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: We should send you out to La to do a
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: little solo episode with her. Maybe i'd assume so did
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: she ever talk?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: Did you ever talk or did she ever talk about
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: it publicly?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 8: I don't think so. Interesting, I don't know.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe I've talked to her. I mean, you don't think so.
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  Speaker 3: You would know if she talked about it publicly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 8: I don't honor myself by assuming that that meant anything
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  Speaker 8: to her. My guess would be that she had not
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  Speaker 8: deemed that worthy of bringing up on any kind of
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 8: a podcast or anything.
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  Speaker 3: What if she brought you up in the roast of
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: Brady just a total jab. You're not even in the building.
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  Speaker 8: Like let's yeah. I mean I'd be pumped. I'd be like, man,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 8: I really was in the Netflix Festival. Yeah, but what
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 8: are you saying?
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna ask if you guys saw the picture
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: of the comedian's brunch. Oh yeah, legends at that Ted
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Sarandos's house. Is that where it was or they were
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: all at the pool? I mean it was it was
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: the five hundred.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be honest, I don't really understand why people were
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: hating on that, Like people were like hack Hack Festival.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: There was some pretty big, like good comedians in that photo.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Cha Chappelle's in the photo.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 8: What are you talking about?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah Chappelle, John Stewart.
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  Speaker 8: People just want something to hit on. That friend was
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 8: in it.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: That friend was in it. Ralph Barbosa Lfarbos is so funny.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: But then ato, I.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: Just rewatched his Don't Tell Last Night Nice. So I'm
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: trying to figure out whose jokes I can steal from.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 10: I Don't Tell, Apatow, Ross Stavvey, of course, Burnham heart
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 10: Oh Burnham's in that.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in it.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 10: The Heartbreaker, Heartbreak Inkrol, Dave.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: Fucking hinch Mulane.
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  Speaker 8: All right, let's let's let's send it.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Let's end it.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: We'll give us if I have anything to plug. I
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: want to be in l A in June for what
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: I'm doing the belly room at the Comedy Store.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: No, okay, that to first, he's probably sold out. It's
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: like thirty peoplethedral.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: It's a cathedral, it's thirty seats, so that should be
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: nice and intimate. And then I'm doing Braa improv that
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: same week. And that's pretty much all. And then I
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: think got something. I got some other stuff coming up.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in Austin in July, just chopping it
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: up with the Fellas and.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Uh nice, we'll be there for that and then more
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: to come. Hopefully that's gonna be a million degrees in Austin.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, already ninety three.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be like parboil out there.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: It's gonna suck, but all right, the vulcan all right.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: So a boy dad sop a boy dad, Thank you
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: for a boy dad, Appreciate you guys.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Goodbye. No was a still still under ground