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What Happens in Kohl's | Friday March 14, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholme, Raj Sharma, and Jerry Caldwell on Hey Red Day,
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  Speaker 1: March fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Hello Trey, Hello Daniel, Hello Raj,
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  Speaker 1: Hello Dan, Hello Jerry.
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  Speaker 2: Greetings humans.
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  Speaker 1: We started to ask you something Jerry before we turn
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  Speaker 1: on the mics, and then I told everyone shut up
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  Speaker 1: that we can turn Mike's on. So uh, I think
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  Speaker 1: the question was, uh, Jerry, are you familiar with chee cheese?
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  Speaker 3: Ooh?
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  Speaker 4: I love che cheese, love cheese. I love a fan
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  Speaker 4: of the che cheese. Huge, huge fan of the.
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  Speaker 2: Huge che cheese.
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  Speaker 1: I love when my parents will take me to che cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Special trip went to Tulsa for Tulsa chee Cheese. Very
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  Speaker 1: open minded that it's a family event.
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  Speaker 4: Che Cheese good out there, the best, the best chee cheese.
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  Speaker 4: Roote sixty six che cheese. Oh yeah, historical.
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  Speaker 1: You know we're talking about the restaurant, right oh. Oh, yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: yesterday we were talking about the the Texas Rangers baseball
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  Speaker 1: hat that got pulled from its online store because it
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  Speaker 1: was Spanish slang for because of a of an ilk
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  Speaker 1: placed tea over the world Texas, turning it into a
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  Speaker 1: different word, which, then, of course, like you do, eventually
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  Speaker 1: you end up talking about chi cheese, the Mexican restaurant
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  Speaker 1: that I was a huge fan of as a kid
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  Speaker 1: and as an adult.
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  Speaker 2: If I could find some.
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  Speaker 5: Actually looking, well, let your hearts rejoice, although.
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  Speaker 1: Because all the che cheese are gone right.
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  Speaker 5: They went out of business in two thousand and three,
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  Speaker 5: but Reading or Meal Foods bought the name and all
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  Speaker 5: the trademarks and stuff and are opening chee Cheese back
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  Speaker 5: in twenty twenty five, So rejoice, you will get che
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  Speaker 5: cheese in twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 6: That sounds like the best fortune cookie.
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  Speaker 5: Ever and hopefully, being the case of hepatitis made them
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  Speaker 5: go away, Hopefully they're clean chee cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Now, yeah, I really prefer clean che cheese.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, clean che cheese all the way.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I want mine to have an A rating.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, although I don't mind if they're covered in cheese
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  Speaker 1: caesel covered che cheese well well no, I mean because
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  Speaker 1: chee cheese in case of they seem they seem to
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  Speaker 1: go hand in hand. Oh god, Okay, you serious? So Hormel.
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  Speaker 1: Uh like the canned food company whatever. I bought everything
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  Speaker 1: they Chemel.
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  Speaker 5: There's a lot more than canned foods. But yeah, a
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  Speaker 5: lot of meats.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do a lot of cans.
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  Speaker 1: It's good. It's good to know where your strengths lie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's good news.
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  Speaker 4: I look forward to getting a big old mouthful of
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  Speaker 4: che cheese again.
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  Speaker 2: Again.
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  Speaker 1: Some of us haven't had it since we were kids.
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious. My parents acted it. We would go to Tulsan,
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  Speaker 1: we go to the che cheese Mexican restaurant.
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  Speaker 6: Loved it.
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  Speaker 7: Where are you having your birthday party? Chee cheese? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Every kids showing up to that one. It's right, and
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  Speaker 1: all the dads.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm sure since the old che cheese are all,
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  Speaker 5: you know, sagging, dilapidated, Hormel is getting them augmented and
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  Speaker 5: they're going to be uh yeah, new, bigger and better
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  Speaker 5: than ever.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. You have to have a refresh uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: that's cheese a lift. That's right.
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  Speaker 2: What's old, it's new again.
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  Speaker 1: I will say, you know, chee cheese coming back in
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five is is welcome a welcome site because
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  Speaker 1: the rest of my twenty twenty five Bingo card is
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  Speaker 1: all doom and gloom, so it's nice to have a
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  Speaker 1: nice positive.
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  Speaker 2: Fact.
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  Speaker 5: We're getting steak and ales back, chee cheese back. I
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  Speaker 5: think they're I think the Bennigans is opening back up.
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  Speaker 7: I mean I was going to say that there's a
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  Speaker 7: Bennegan's to go. Oh you can go on Uber eats now,
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  Speaker 7: and I get Bennigan's to go.
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  Speaker 1: Do not, do not, And I cannot stress this hard enough.
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  Speaker 1: Do not with me on the Bennigans thing. I have
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  Speaker 1: been craving a turkeyo tool for like twenty years.
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  Speaker 6: We know you have.
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  Speaker 1: What it's meet between.
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  Speaker 3: We know.
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  Speaker 6: Now the Chichies hotol would be amazing.
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  Speaker 5: Tear. I say, top of the morning to.
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  Speaker 1: along with Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell. It's
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  Speaker 1: already a big day, but there is more big news
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  Speaker 1: that we need to discuss, especially because I feel like
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  Speaker 1: honestly we need to exploit. And how does this not
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  Speaker 1: happen more often?
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  Speaker 2: News?
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  Speaker 1: An Air India flight was forced to turn around because
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  Speaker 1: of clogged toilets. That is a damn good reason to
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  Speaker 1: turn around, I would say, so, passengers aboard an Air
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  Speaker 1: India flight to Delhi, it's no longer new, It's just
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  Speaker 1: Delhi now. Which someone might want to send a memo
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  Speaker 1: to the new Star one or two point one in Dallas,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed. It hasn't
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  Speaker 1: been new for many years, but I digress. Passengers aboard
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  Speaker 1: an Air India flight to Delhi suffered a ten hour
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  Speaker 1: trip to nowhere when the plane was forced to circle
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  Speaker 1: back to Chicago because all but one of its toilets
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  Speaker 1: became clogged and inoperable. According to a report, the Air
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  Speaker 1: India flight was making its way over Greenland and they
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  Speaker 1: wanted to not make it Brownland. On March fifth, when
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  Speaker 1: eleven of its twelve toilets broke down, g es Is
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  Speaker 1: christ I didn't. I've never even been on a plane
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  Speaker 1: with toilets.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean.
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  Speaker 1: They're going, you know, from Chicago to Delhi, so I
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  Speaker 1: guess you know you want more than four. But eleven
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  Speaker 1: out of twelve of the Air India toilets broke down,
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  Speaker 1: with the only working toilet located in the business class
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  Speaker 1: section for some three hundred passengers to use, which I
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  Speaker 1: hope to God at that point they let the economy
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  Speaker 1: folk use it, because it would be a real nightmare
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  Speaker 1: if they still didn't let the cheap seats people into
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  Speaker 1: the special sections of the plane to use their toilets.
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  Speaker 7: No, you don't want that. I when I was a kid,
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  Speaker 7: we flew My dad loved Air India. I don't know why,
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  Speaker 7: but we flew in it.
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  Speaker 1: I have a I have a guess because he's Indian,
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  Speaker 1: just kind of dark hair.
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  Speaker 7: But of all the airlines, like back then it was
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  Speaker 7: like PanAm, Luftanza, so on and so forth.
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  Speaker 6: But we flew are in.
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  Speaker 7: Once and it smelled awful, and the bathrooms were disgusting.
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  Speaker 7: So I can see and people passing gas. And there's
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  Speaker 7: a great clip on YouTube right now of a guy
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  Speaker 7: on an Air India flight and you just hear this
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  Speaker 7: guy go, whoever's farting, stop farting.
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  Speaker 6: It smells really bad.
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  Speaker 1: I think I saw that that was an Air India flight. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I really shouldn't be surprised. Look in hindsight,
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  Speaker 1: if you're flying Air India and your flight number is two,
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  Speaker 1: you really shouldn't be surprised.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we know anything, it.
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  Speaker 1: Should be expected. Like seriously, if I was to get
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  Speaker 1: on an Air India flight, I am absolutely going to Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: had the stereotype in my head that if I you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's not even a stereotype. When I eat Indian food,
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  Speaker 1: bad things happened to my white tummy.
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  Speaker 4: I was about to say, it's probably because all that curry.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if you're not used, that'll do it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I made the mistake of eating a vndaloo once before
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  Speaker 4: I got on an airplane ride, and that was.
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  Speaker 1: I love the name of that dish because not only
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  Speaker 1: is it the name of the dish, but it's also
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  Speaker 1: the the noisier butt names exactly.
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  Speaker 6: I've never heard that in my life, and that's.
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  Speaker 1: Fantastic really because I've lived it. So to me, it
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  Speaker 1: just seems like old hat.
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  Speaker 7: Uh in vindaloo uh South Indian, very spicy.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, it was delicious, but it was not a
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  Speaker 4: good thing to eat before I got on an airplane.
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  Speaker 7: No Jesus, that's what they serve on Air India flights,
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  Speaker 7: so you can imagine why.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's our version of pretzels and peanuts.
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  Speaker 6: They just walked by handing everybody to chicken kebabs.
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  Speaker 1: You also get backs, but that's not for the food
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  Speaker 1: that bend lou bag written on the side of it.
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  Speaker 7: I can't imagine being the flight attendants that have to
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  Speaker 7: go into the restrooms to check and see if they're cloud.
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  Speaker 1: Again, if this is an Air India flight, if you're surprised,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's your fault.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, it's not like it's reported every single day
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  Speaker 7: like another one turned around.
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  Speaker 1: That to me should be the news that, to me
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  Speaker 1: should be the headline of this. That's why I started
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  Speaker 1: out the segment saying, how is this not filed under
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  Speaker 1: how does this not happen more often news.
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  Speaker 7: I want to hear the pilot's recording of like we
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  Speaker 7: got to turn around, and this is where it goes
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  Speaker 7: to your Christmas vacation, the saying what's that?
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  Speaker 6: I don't have a bleep button.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry you say Christmas vacation or European vacation.
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  Speaker 6: I think it's Christmas vacation where something's full.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah when uh yeah, When cousin Edie
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  Speaker 1: says the full, that makes sense. I thought you were
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  Speaker 1: talking about National Lampoon's European vacation. When they're on the
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  Speaker 1: flight and uh and the lady asks him what do
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  Speaker 1: you want, He's like, I'll have a coke, and and
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  Speaker 1: the flight attendant says, do you want that the can?
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  Speaker 2: And Clark's responses.
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  Speaker 1: No, here's brought this. I'll have it right here. Every
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  Speaker 1: single time, especially when she says do you want that
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  Speaker 1: in the can? All bubbly, and he like lifts and
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  Speaker 1: Chevy Chase lifts his head, looks back towards the bathrooms
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  Speaker 1: and he looks back her and goes like, no, let's
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  Speaker 1: have it right here.
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  Speaker 5: You can't remember what I told you yesterday, but you
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  Speaker 5: can remember the lines of the crappy you know vacation movie.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that was the one with Old Rusty and
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  Speaker 1: he goes and he goes to the topless club. You
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  Speaker 1: want that in the can, I'll have it right here.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine.
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  Speaker 7: I just will to hear the pilots say that in
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  Speaker 7: an Indian accent like that would just be like, why
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  Speaker 7: are you turning around?
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  Speaker 6: Like flight whatever whatever?
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  Speaker 2: Whatever?
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  Speaker 6: You're turning around? What's going on? And just be like,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what we We can roll play this
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  Speaker 1: very quickly on the fly, I'll play air traffic control.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, are you gonna bleep me out later?
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  Speaker 1: I guess that No, just just just just just don't
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  Speaker 1: say the actual word.
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  Speaker 2: Just a way around it.
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  Speaker 11: Uh, shoot, hang on anything, Tower to fly too, flight
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  Speaker 11: to go ahead.
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  Speaker 7: We have an issue here with over Greenland and we
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  Speaker 7: have to turn back around.
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  Speaker 11: What seems to be the problem? Flight too ull, tower
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  Speaker 11: to fly too? Can you stay out of gunplays?
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  Speaker 6: Three hundred people went number two and you said the
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  Speaker 6: what ful the poop?
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  Speaker 1: That's even better than if you had actually said sure.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think the way you did it is
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  Speaker 1: he's even more accurate. And when we find the black
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  Speaker 1: blocks recording for this flight. I guarantee you they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: say something like pooper.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's in an Indian flight. So it's a brown box.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, we're sitting down in this case or sitting
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  Speaker 2: down right.
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  Speaker 1: In this case, Trey decided he needed to do a
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  Speaker 1: little more digging on this Air India flight that had
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  Speaker 1: eleven out of twelve of its toilets clogged. Trey, what
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  Speaker 1: did you discover?
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  Speaker 5: What I discovered is what Eleven of the twelve toilets
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  Speaker 5: were clogged because people had flashed plastic bags, rags and
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  Speaker 5: clothes down the toilets.
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  Speaker 2: What why? That sounds like somebody was smuggling something and.
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  Speaker 1: Or it intentional, Like it's an intentional like a sabotage
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  Speaker 1: type of situation, a sabadour on an Air India flight.
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  Speaker 1: Although you're hurting yourself in the middle of that, unless
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  Speaker 1: somehow you're going to jump out of the back of
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  Speaker 1: the plane with a parachute to get off the flight
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  Speaker 1: that you've clogged all the toilets on.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I believe it.
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  Speaker 7: I mean when I flew, they were having to tell
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  Speaker 7: people how to use the restroom because they were squatting
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  Speaker 7: on top of the toilet, wiping and then throwing that
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  Speaker 7: in the trash.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, because on Air India a lot of the Indian
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  Speaker 1: passengers were using the toilet Indian style or Asian style
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  Speaker 1: versus the Western toilets, which is you sit on it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, So throwing stuff down the toilet that shouldn't go there, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I believe it.
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  Speaker 6: Clothes is weird, but yeah, coustat bags and rags.
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  Speaker 1: I understand somebody's sound bad for me to say it,
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  Speaker 1: so maybe you should then say it after me. Raj
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  Speaker 1: So like some people on the flight might have seen
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  Speaker 1: the toilet and thought this is cleaner than the Gange,
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  Speaker 1: so they decided to do some laundry.
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  Speaker 7: The Ganges is very clean. Their laundry might not have
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  Speaker 7: been after the Vindal.
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  Speaker 1: Which is the one that's dirty. Is that the tigers?
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  Speaker 6: I don't, I don't. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a long time since since my South Asian geography.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just glad I knew Ganges.
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  Speaker 6: That it was very good. Uh No.
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  Speaker 7: But maybe they just kind of, you know, had a
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  Speaker 7: little bad stomach and they're like, oh, I kind of
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  Speaker 7: did something on mye pants.
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  Speaker 6: Let me flush this down the toilet.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to share something. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: share something with you guys that I know I shouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to come back and bite me in the
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  Speaker 1: ass unintended later. I've been in that scenario where you've
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  Speaker 1: had a number two oops a daisy, and you've you've
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  Speaker 1: had to in a public place and you have to
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  Speaker 1: clean up, and desperate times call for desperate measures. Jerry,
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  Speaker 1: are you raising your hand out of solid with me? Ironically? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: because my accident was not solid.
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  Speaker 2: Nor was mine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you clean that up?
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  Speaker 2: You don't.
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  Speaker 1: That never gets off eurrag.
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  Speaker 6: That's why you flush it down.
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  Speaker 4: It will be with you for the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 1: You may you may clean the stains, but you will
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  Speaker 1: never erase the shame.
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  Speaker 2: Very well put thank you.
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  Speaker 6: That should be the air India slogan.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, this this actually happened, And I still when
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  Speaker 1: when you have when look at some point in your
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: adult life, you are probably going to have a number
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: two type accident. It just happened. If you haven't, that
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: just means you haven't yet. It's going to happen. It's
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: just a it's not a matter of if. It's a
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: matter of when you were going to have a number
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: two accident as an adult. And it's happened to me,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I will admit it. I'm not proud of it, but
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: it has happened. I know a lot of people will
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: come on podcasts and various you know, mediums and media
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: outlets to say they've had struggles with mental illness and disease.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Like Trey you've done, Raj You've done. I'm here to
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: tell you that I too have gone number two in
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: my pants out of Coals and Irving, and yet I'm
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: the one that's banned. That is also technically true Jerry's
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: banned from Cole's. That's a different story for a different day.
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: But did you buy new pants there?
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: No, because I was in the bathroom and you're not
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: allowed to take merchandise into the bathroom with you. The
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: last thing you want, the last thing you want is
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: store security coming in in the middle of that, Yeah,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: to drag you out of the stall for having for
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: possibly shoplifting merchandise.
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I'll take shoplifting over shame.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, the shame was there, no matter what.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: At least at least at least if I don't get
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: picked up for shoplifting by Coal security staff, then at
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: least no one else will know until I tell you.
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  Speaker 4: Guys on this stupid show, I think they could probably
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: figure it out if you showed them.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Why not, if you're really dedicated to cleaning up the mess.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: Well that you just had wet pants. Yep. Oh, this
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: is the greatest day of my life.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm glad you're enjoying it because it was
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: one of the worst days of mine.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Had it so you couldn't Donald Duckett, so you duck
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: walked out of there.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: But no, no, I duck walked into.
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: There and you wanted to boot out.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: No, because then I would have been arrested. And then
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: again again, I feel weird having to state the obvious here.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: If I win you the pooet out of the bathroom,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: then I'm going to be arrested, and then my shame
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: will become entirely public to the world as to why
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I was winning the pooing it out of the coals.
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: But it depends on if you just have confidence, if
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: you just walk out pantsless and go up to the
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: counter and go, where's the clearance section?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: My new pants?
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: Gets some good ones.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Get something that's moisture wicking, the kind of fight odor?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Do you have any fight in a section? Do you
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: have anything in black and under armor? Do you have
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: anything in brown?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: No, there's a there's a special level of shame and
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: embarrassment that comes along with having a number two oopsie
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: at Cole's and trying to do everything you can to
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: clean it up, and when you leave the bathroom to
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: try to make it look like nothing is out of
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: the ordinary, even though you've been in there for a
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: solid forty forty five minutes.
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: Just you use the dryer.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: It was broken, like your spirit. All I had was
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: paper towels, and after a few minutes I ran out
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: of those two. No, are you the one that broke
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: the dryer? No, someone did that before me. And that's
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: something I need to include in my letter to Coals.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Not only do I need to apologize for what I
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: did in their bathroom at the Los Coleinas Coals after
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I went after I went to the Urplace Indian restaurant.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: So not only do I need to apologize or what
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: happened in their store and in their bathroom, but I
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: also need to include a very stern section discussing about
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: how they need to fix that hand dryer and they're
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: also out of paper towels.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: And toilet paper.
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: Jeez, how bad was this bad?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Raj? It was really bad?
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: How old were you.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Forty five?
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: You're in good freehouse.
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• 25:35
  Speaker 1: on Daniel Malley along with Trey Turnholme, Raj Sharma and
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Jerry Caldwell on a Friday, March fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Raj,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: what was it you were asking Jerry in the break.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: I just want to know how you got banned from
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: a colt.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Oh well, I mean it wasn't exactly banned.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: I was asked rather politely just not to come back
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: as I was escorted out to my vehicle. He was banned,
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: you know, get your picture taken, the whole thing. Oh yeah,
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: so I was.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Jerry's in a book.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: Is it all coals?
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. I don't know. I haven't been
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: back in one. So I don't know, that's fantastic.
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: What did you do?
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: I'm afraid to show my face, honestly. So I was
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: going there to get something for Dan. Sorry for Dan.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me and Coles have a rich history.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: This one.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, No, there was a I can't remember why
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: there was.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: It was a it was a it was a green
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: pullover that you were looking for to have a logo
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: sown on too, I believe for the Saint Patrick's Day parade.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: No, that is about half right. So what happened was
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I was invited to be a judge at the at
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: the Big Text Voice Awards for the State Fairy of Texas,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: and they recommended that I wear some type of logo
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: apparel to show who I represent.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: And at the.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Time, we were on the air at ninety seven to
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: one The Eagle and iHeart Company, and not only did
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: we not have any ninety seven to one the Eagle
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: T shirts that I could wear, we also didn't have
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: any iHeart logo apparel anywhere unless we were to go
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: to the iHeart store and buy from our own company,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: iHeart Apparel.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: At full price. By the way, at full price.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Here's no discount. So I needed. I was on a
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: time crunch and I needed to have our logo embroidered
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: onto a shirt, and I didn't have a shirt. So
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Jerry was kind enough to volunteer to go get a
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: polo at Cole's, and I had to have it back
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: because the lady that worked in the traffic department at
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: iHeart as the local embroiderer and she was she had
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: a logo and she could embroider it four so we
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: had we had a very tight window on time, so
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Jerry went while we did the show, he got the shirt.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: In the process of getting the shirt, he really really
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: wanted to make sure I got the sale price.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: So they looked it up online and it was cheaper online,
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: and so I went there. And of course this also
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: involves Alfi a little bit. I blame him at least
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: partially for this, because they wanted the online price for it,
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: but in store was more expensive. So I'm trying to
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: get them to give me the online price because it's like, well,
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: we price matched the internet, and it's like, okay, well
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: this is this is what's on your website. And they're like, oh, well,
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: we don't price match our own stuff on our website,
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: and I was.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Like, well, that doesn't make any sense.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: It's the same product, it's the same stock, same company, right,
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: do I can I get that? And the lady was
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: just over and over again. She's like I can't do that.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: And so I called Alfie and I told him it's like, look,
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: they're gonna charge me full price for it, you know,
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: I got I gotta do that.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: And he's like, well, we're not doing that.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: We got to get the sale price. You do whatever
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: you need to do to get that at that price.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Yes, Dray, how much money are we talking about.
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: That's gonna ask the same thing.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: It was like twelve dollars.
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: Okay, you got banned from a Coles for twelve dollars.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: No.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: I got banned from a Coles because I asked to
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: talk to the manager and they were like, well, she
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: she she's not available right now.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, well where is she?
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: And she's like, well, she's you know, we're going through
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: our lunches right now and she's in the back doing
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: our lunch. She's like, well, I need to talk to
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: her right now. Can you just like get over the
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: intercom thing? And she's like no, you know, we can't
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: really do it, I was like, okay, fine, So I
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: may have allegedly stood up on the checkout counter and
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: yelled into the back that I needed a manager at
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: that register at the top of my lungs a couple
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: times until she came out and took care of the situation.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: So as you can see and hear from this story,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Jerry technically did not get banned from Cohle's in North
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Dallas because he wanted a lower price, not because he
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: demanded them price match the store price to the online price,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: but because, in fact, Jerry stood up on a Cole's
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: checkout counter and spoke truth to power.
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: Did you yell, oh, captain, my captain? Did then that happen?
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: No, just said we need a manager for a price
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: check on I forget what isle it was on register
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: or whatever. And eventually she came out, and as soon
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: as I saw her come out, I was like, oh cool.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: And then I just fly climbed down off of the
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: counter and I explained to her what was going on,
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: and she's like, all right, well for you, I'm going
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: to do this. And then I noticed over in the
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: corner of my eye their lost prevention guy was getting
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: closer and closer, closer, and we did the thing, paid
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: for it and all of that, and he is also.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: He escorted me outside and.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Quick little picture with the Kodek Instamatic camera and he
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: walked me to my truck and I drove back to
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: iHeart and with shirt in hand.
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: That's amazing you got banned after you bought something. Yeah,
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: that's all I want.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I want to make sure that this sinks into your
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: mind when when you hear this story. Because some people
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: at iHeartRadio thought that another format with other personalities was
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: going to be a better direction to go than a
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: show that could milk so much nonsensical bult out of
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: buying a shirt from coals.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for that format, crapping themselves would have been a
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: much better you know more apropos.
• 31:55
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  Speaker 1: I'm Daniel Malling along with Trey Trenholm, Rajsharma and Jerry
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Caldwell on a fred Day fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Let's
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: celebrate today. What's some birthdays? Simone Biles Olympic Gold Medal
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: gymnast Simone Biles is twenty eight today. Happy birthday, Simone Biles,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: twenty eight today. Actor Ansel Elgort is thirty one. He
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: is known for playing Caleb in Divergent, Gus in The Fault,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: in Our Stars, he was Tommy and the Carry remake.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: And I think I know him best as Baby Driver
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: from the movie Baby Driver. Okay, yeah, Ansel Elgort is
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: thirty one today. That is a name you don't often
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: see in the popular baby names each year.
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the name you change.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's the name that the dad was
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: drunk when they asked and it was like, what would
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: you like to name this? What? And that's his name.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: NBA superstar Steph Curry is thirty six. Pretty sure it's
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: that one, Yeah, Yeah. Stephen Curry turns thirty six today.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Former adult film actress who crossed over into mainstream films,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Sasha Gray is thirty seven. She had a major role
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: as herself on Undourage. She was dating Vince on the show.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Tried to get her to and he tried to get
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: her to stop doing adult films. She was also in
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Steven Soderberg's movie The Girlfriend Experience. Yeah, and there's also
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: a horror movie called Would You Rather That? She has
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: starred in So Good For Sasha Gray thirty seven years
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: old today and made the leap from the adult film
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: industry to the regular adult film industry. Ironically, the regular
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: film industry is also survived on the backs of women.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: We're being honest.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Other birthdays today, Jamie Bell turns thirty nine. He is
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: from AMC's Turn Washington Spies. He married his Fantastic four
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: co star Kate Mara all the way back in twenty seventeen.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I think he was also in a movie where it's
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: was it the Dancing Kid movie Billy something? The little
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: British kid who wants to dance Lee Dancer. No one
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: in here knows what I'm talking about.
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: I know the movie I don't know the name, but
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: Billy Dancers.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Well, hang on, Jamie Bell dancing movie only think I'm
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: coming up with his chee cheese, Billy Elliott. Billy Elliott,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: that's the name, like Billy Dancer. But did you like
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: what you saw when you looked inside the depths of
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: my mind? That's that's what That's what's kicking around in there,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Billy Dancer and chee cheese and g Chee's that part
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: of don't mind so much. Other birthday is today. The
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: middle brother from Hanson, Taylor Hanson, turns forty two.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Christ what's that ouch? Why out a member of the
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Hansons is forty two?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Because of the age thing. Yeah, Jerry, I'm
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: sorry to break it to you, but they were always
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: going to.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Be younger than you. I know.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: That's how science work.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: I have no I have no no bleep, I have no.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: That's why, that's why, that's why. You have to have
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: enough conviction and enough anger deep inside you that you
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: load your own bleep button the same damn way that
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Trey and I have. Julie noted, so when you have
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: so much anger welling up inside you, you need a
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: bleep Anyways, Other birthdays. So Taylor Hanson is forty two.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Chris Klein, who played Oz in the American Pie Movies,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: is forty six today. Chris Klein forty six, famous for
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: playing Oz in the American Pie Movies. To me, he
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: was also famous as a kind of a loser in
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: the TCU cafeteria. Had a number of friends that went
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: to TCU at the same time he did, and they
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: all knew exactly well, they didn't know exactly who he
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: was until the movie came out. The movie comes out
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: there like that guy. That's the guy that sits in
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: each chicken fingers by himself in the cafeteria at TCU. Yeah,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: that guy, that guy so being nice to the loner
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: sitting by themselves in the cafeteria and chicken fingers. They
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: may they may be awesome someday.
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: Wasn't he in just Friends as well with Ryan Reynolds.
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: I think So played Dusty.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: And that was the friend in that. The female was
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Amy Smart right, a blonde.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Did you know that's actually a movie that's in some
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: people's Christmas movie rotation? It should be uh, oh, never
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: heard of it.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: It should be. It's a holiday movie.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not getting into this with you.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I know what you're doing.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: You're bating.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I was so close, just like I was in Nicoles.
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  Speaker 1: us today, Friday, March fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Some things
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: you just can't get away from. And today it's it's
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: the number two's. It's it's been running through most of
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: the show, so it's probably fitting that we end the show,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: uh discussing a little bit about it. Maybe maybe uh
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: maybe put it in a box, tie a nice bow
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: on it with a ribbon. And speaking of speaking of uh,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: pooh in a box. Jerry, there's something you wanted to
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: share with the Treehouse.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: You know, when you turn fifty, your doctor visits become
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: a little more a little more intrusive. So I have
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: opted instead of doing the colonoscopy, I have opted to
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: instead terrorize fed X bye pooping into a box and
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: sending it away to a lab.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think they. I don't think that's part
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: of the FedEx new employee onboarding orientation. I know, I
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: know they don't put that in the in the ad
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: for now hiring.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: I'm definitely gonna write I am so sorry on it
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: in big marker. I see it.
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: Right, I'm sorry, and then don't seal it.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Take it to the post office. Do you have anything
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: to declare?
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Well, boy do I well? I understand that this is
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: sort of a sensitive issue for all of us, and
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: even more so for you, Jerry, because you are electing
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: to share this with us. I want to think, thank you,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: because I didn't realize that was an option. I thought,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: just you know, you turn fifty, it's time for the colonoscopies.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that you had the option of sending
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: your two's in a box to be inspected as opposed
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: to doing a colonoscopy.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, just asked the doctor about it.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: It's called the one I'm using colon Guard, and they
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: send you a kit in the mail. If the doctor
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: approves it, they contact the provider. The provider then contacts
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: those folks. They send you the kit, call the directions
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: you crapped in the lined box, and then you seal
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: it all up according to their instructions, very detailed instructions,
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: and then you send it back to them and if
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: everything comes back clean, then you're good for another ten years.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Ten years, yeah, there's anything.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Is it five for the colonoscopy and ten for the
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: pooh in a box? Or is it actual five years
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: for both?
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: The doctor said ten years?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: How bad did it smell? Jerry that I don't want
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: to see it? Good for another.
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: Decade, she said, just said you're clear and no more vindaloo?
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, did you put like plastic bags and laundry
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: in your box?
• 43:12
  Speaker 7: Well, he's shifted by Air India.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I never thought about that, So that's it's it's
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: actually it's you're not actually Faedex that that ships it
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: and delivers it.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: They're looking forward on the p there, right, They're they're
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: looking for certain markers for cancers and for other issues
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: uh that may lead to further intestinal problems. And if
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: they detect any of those in whatever they consider an
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: appreciable amount, then they tell you and then you have
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: to go in and get an actual colon ascape anyway,
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: So you're kind of running the risk of paying more
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: if there is something that needs to be checked out,
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: But if there's not, then it's less expensive and less invasive.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: Oh you know something to consider. Cole's is a shipping
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: drop off location.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: For a lot of.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: I'm back. I'd like to see the manager please.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, it wouldn't be Friday if we weren't
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: all over the damn place, kind of like me in
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: a Cole's bathroom. For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: on Air dot com. I have another qualifying question, Jerry
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: about the Pooh delivery with FedEx? Does that come with
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: an automatic delivery? Like is it automatically like next day ground,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: same day Air? This sounds like I'm joking, but I'm serious.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Or his priority? Like what's the deal? Or do you
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: just tell them whatever whatever the cheapest is? And no,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I don't want to insurance.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: It seems like you would go ups over FedEx though, yea.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: The Treehouse on Air dot com also find and follow
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: us on socials at Treehouse on Air. For me, it's
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: at the Daniel Mallley. For tree it's at Trey Trenthome
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: one and for Raj at Comedian Raj, and for Jerry
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: at that Jerry guy. Let's see you next time right here,