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#219: WolfCop (2014) - Tubi or Not to Be · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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Hello, what's your least favorite scary movie?
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Hi, you got any books on devil worship?
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What's your least favorite scary movie?
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The podcast where we talk about the good, the bad, the ugly and
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the absurd and all of our. Favorites and least favorite
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scary movies because we believe every horror movie rightfully
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has its fan base. Even if we don't always get.
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It my name is Travis. My name is Jesse and welcome
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back to another monthly bonus episode.
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Live uncut and mostly undrawn. This is our To Be or Not to Be
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series where we look at the free streaming services and see what
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low budget Nuggets they've got available for us.
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And boy, do we have one for you all today.
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We have a little movie called Wolf Cop serving up here.
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You made me jump with that intro.
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I didn't expect that, oy. It wasn't Oy, it was hey, OK.
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Hey, whatever. And you know, I I put you into
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the right mood with it because they were in the library so.
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Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
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And And that was a beautiful moment last night.
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Such news. Yeah, thing.
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This movie's got plenty of quotable lines, so I didn't
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expect that one, but I'm happy with it.
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Yeah. All right, So yeah, we are doing
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Wolf Cup. No polls, no announcements since
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this is just the bonus episode. So I say we just get right on
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into this one. Boogie woogie let's boogie
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woogie right on over. OK, so Wolf Cop released June
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6th 2014, obviously. A happy just over 10th birthday
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wolf cop. Oh shit, yeah, it's not been
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that. It's been 10 years.
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It's birthday month. Yeah damn, that's dude that
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fucking kills me. I feel like wolf crop is
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definitely like a birthday month type of girly, you know what I
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mean? Yeah, it's insane that that's
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been 10 years, but fuck, man. Yeah, 2014 is 10 years ago.
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So yeah, that's when it released.
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We watched it on Tubi. Obviously, this is to be or not
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to be, so we're highlighting those movies over there.
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Written by Lowell Dean. Directed by Lowell Dean, music
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by Toby Bond and Shooting Guns, which I believe is the band that
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plays whenever they like. Hit up the jukebox and shit.
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No, I just like to imagine that like the gunfire is.
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Like. All recorded in the.
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Studio It's Diagenic Music Special effects Emerson Zippel,
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Wyatt Thorseth and Casey Marcus. Starring Leo Farfan or Leo
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Fafard Fafford. I don't know this is you.
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Don't look at me for help. I have an uncut everybody Leo
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Fafard who plays Lugaru slash wolf cop.
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Do you want to? Do you just want to start over?
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The whole thing. No, no, no.
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OK, Yeah. Take.
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A Take a breath, do a little, OK.
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OK. Starring Leo Fafard did it
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again. Leo Fafford as Lou Guru slash
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the wolf cop and I was reading Lou Guru is actually French for
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werewolf. Oh OK, I just thought it was
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like fun to say. It is.
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It's a little bit. Maybe that's why they made it
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the word for werewolf over there.
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Amy Mezio as Tina Walsh, Sarah Lynn as Jessica Barrett,
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Jonathan Cherry as Willie Higgins.
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Or our boy from Final Destination Two.
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This donor cokehead dude. Jesse Moss, another Final
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Destination along from three as gang leader.
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He doesn't even get a name. Well.
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Which I'm happy. We'll get to why he doesn't get
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a name, yeah. Oh, that's fair.
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Yeah, that's. Kind of a plot point.
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Well, but also the bartender gets a name, so I guess that
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logic doesn't really go throughout.
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And this is confusing too because it's the same character
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but Aiden Devine is chief. But I guess it makes sense
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because he plays the chief, but he also plays the gang leader in
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a way like, I don't know, like. No, I see what you're saying,
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but no. I know what you Yeah, yeah, it
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it's. It is heart, yes, but.
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Yeah, I don't. OK, it gets a little bit
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confusing here because we get some shape shifting action going
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on so. Yeah, you thought you were
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getting a werewolf movie, but really it's about change lens.
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That, yeah, and werewolves. Werewolf.
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Well, I guess there are werewolves of the past.
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Of the past of the ore. Yeah, of the of the yore.
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The yore. Did I do it right?
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No, it sounded right. It's like my sire thing all over
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again. OK, time for our favorite game,
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Jesse. Budget or bug?
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Ted and I do have one. Considering the credits had a
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list of Indiegogo supporters, I'm going to say Bug Ted.
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Yes, but I saw that too and I looked it up false.
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This what I maybe. So the thing with this is the
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budget's $1 million. OK, so Bug Ted is correct.
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I don't think the movie itself was Indiegogo funded.
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Is it Wolf Cop 2? That's Indiegogo.
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Funded. They did do the.
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Red carpet thing for it because it said Indiegogo red carpet
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sponsors. They did do that and maybe they,
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I don't know, I didn't find anything.
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I only found an Indiegogo for the sequel, but they maybe did
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that for the mock trailer, which they submitted a mock trailer to
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this festival up in Canada that the winner is awarded $1,000,000
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to make a feature and they distribute it because it was
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held by I think Cineflex or something like that, which is
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the Canadian movie theater chain.
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So they're like, we promise we will release this on film.
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And once again, Canada, like much of the rules of American
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baseball, just doesn't seem real sometimes.
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They are very like they they work for.
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You for a national movie chain. It sounds like skin flicks.
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Yes. It does.
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I I might be saying it wrong so I don't know, but actually I got
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it right here. Let's just find out.
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But they speak French and Canada too.
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Cineplex. Cineplex that's oh, that's very
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different Travis. So different Cineplex like
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Multiplex. I get that.
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Yeah. Well, OK, it was.
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So yeah, that's where they got their $1,000,000 budget from.
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OK, so yeah, all right, I have 3 movies.
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OK, I do have a theme. OK, what's your theme?
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They are monsters. OK.
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Because we got a monster movie here.
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OK. So we're doing a little bit of a
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mash, if you will. A monster mash?
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Yes, of sorts. Yeah.
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Is it a graveyard smash? Yeah, she's actually doing the
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howling. So OK, first movie Tusk.
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Yay, love Tusk if you love Tusk too and you haven't heard our
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episode of Tusk with our favorite Canadian Steve.
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From the very fitting Yeah, we're also getting candidates.
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Over here that that was, that's earlier on in the feed.
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Yeah, but that was a good one I liked.
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Them It is one of our top ten episodes.
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Yeah, it really is. Yeah.
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And like, I don't mean that like as a personal ranking, like as
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our top 10, like. Objectively, yeah, it is up
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there in our rankings. All right, so that released
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September 19th, 2014. Three $1,000,000 budget
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worldwide gross 1.8 million. OK.
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By the way, Wolf Cop did not list it's gross.
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So even though it did make a run it, I don't know how much I
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made. Tusk has a 5.3 on IMDb and I'm
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sorry I forgot to do Wolf Cops IMDb.
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Also Wolf Cops is 5.6. OK so it's pretty solid.
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Solidly rated next movie. Army of Frankenstein's
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apparently. I read the synopsis, they go
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back to I think the Civil War era and have to fight various
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versions of Frankenstein. So the Frankenstein monster, I
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want a Frankenstein movie someday and it's literally about
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like the mad scientist fucking up shit 'cause that's what the
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book is about is the mad. Scientist I I get it.
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Like, Can you imagine the outrage that people like?
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Where's the fucking monster, man?
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I love it and I get that it's one of the like oldest jokes
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about how pretentious can you fucking be?
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Like, oh, it's not actually very good, so it's very good.
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So it's monster. Like, I get that, but also,
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like, the book's a fucking classic of Mary Shelton is like
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she's OG, yeah. This is true.
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It's an easy, it's a forgivable mistake.
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It's one that I don't push on. I don't forget it.
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OK, two different persons here. All right, so that released
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August 2nd, 2014. Don't have the budget, don't
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have the gross 3 out of 10 IMDb. Oh, OK.
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Kind of want to watch? It I hope that's a bunch of
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angry nerds. They're like, I was tuning in
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for an army of mad doctors. Mad doctors.
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Yeah, they got beat and switched.
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If it's a whole army, it's got to be the actual scientist.
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Yeah, like finally a. Movie for me then.
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OK and the next monster movie is all different type of monster.
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It is the Purge Anarchy, because the Purge turns us all into
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monsters. Do you like this?
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Like this reach I made there. Four days from now, yeah, turn
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into us watching. The actual first singular page,
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Yeah. Oh man, dude, I think I'm gonna
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open that episode with the actual horn blaring.
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So this might be a warning for you guys in advance if you're
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driving in your car and you're over.
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It's like a klaxon or something. Like that?
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I don't know, I just noticed like.
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Term for the actual siren. Burn it's really it's really
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unsettling so The Purge Anarchy released July 18th 2014 $9
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million budget $111 million gross IMDb 6.4 out of 10.
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I'm good, good job I'm. Good at fucking vocabulary, OK?
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Did you hear what I said about all the things?
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Yes, $9 million budget. How much did it make a good a
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good? Amount it did good, did pretty
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good. And it's got a decent rating.
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What was the worldwide gross quacks on?
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Yeah, 6.4 and $111 million gross.
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Yeah. OK, I've got our tag lines. 2
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tag lines, one on the poster. Here comes the fuzz.
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I like. That I like it a lot. 2nd 1/2
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man half whoop whoop whoop. I I I jumped at I did that thing
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where like I I skipped to the next half man, half wolf all
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cop. That's where the P came from
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from God damn what the fuck is wrong to me.
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My my ABS are doing like a little circle was up there and
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they come in peace. It's after you fucked up
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Cineflex when it should have been Cineplex.
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That's. Where it all went wrong?
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That's that's when you can pinpoint where it all started
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falling apart from old Travis. OK, so to be or not to be, We
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don't do the fun facts, but we we dabbled a little bit in it
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there just a tad with how I did some stuff.
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So Plex flicks. Yeah.
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All right, so let us get into it.
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What did you think of this one, Jesse?
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Well, first of all, I would like to know why you picked this
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movie. So, right, I forgot.
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We do. Yeah, do that.
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So we do do it. So this is one I remember.
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I was just kind of like I was looking around on Reddit for fun
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horror movies one day. This is like months ago too.
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And I saw somebody recommend this saying like it was like, I
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was looking for fun, low grade, like just cheese fun stuff.
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And I saw a recommendation for this and somebody was like
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really enthusiastic and like supporting like, yeah, you
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should all fucking check this out.
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So I looked up the IMDBI, watched the trailer and I was
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like, oh, this looks like it'd be a lot of fun.
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Plus kind of reminded me of RoboCop.
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So and I watched RoboCop recently for the first time and
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I loved that movie. So I was like fuck it, let's
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let's give this a shot. Seems like it'd be a lot of fun.
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It is true you all Travis has gone all in on RoboCop.
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Yeah, I really want to watch the sequels.
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I want to show you RoboCop. Have you ever seen RoboCop?
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Not all the way through. I want to talk about RoboCop on
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this show. Oh boy.
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I don't know if it like, I think we can maybe make a case that
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it's horror adjacent. If you all want to hear us talk
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about RoboCop, let me know, but. Oh boy.
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Yeah, it's a fucking banger movie.
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It's so fucking good. It's gruesome, dude, but I feel
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like gruesome. Yeah.
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So yeah, that's why I chose this one.
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It just seemed like it'd be a fun time, OK?
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So good. I will start.
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Yeah, I like that this movie speaks to both of us.
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This is a personal good for me, yeah, because it's it has like a
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very like 80s sensibility to it, which is great for you.
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And it has a very trauma sensibility, which is very good
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for me. Me.
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Too. I'm wearing trauma shirt right
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now I. Don't like both of those things
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though. I was just.
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Oh, right, you're you lean more towards the trauma.
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Yeah, I lean more towards the 80s.
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Yeah, I also like, I love it when, you know, kind of play
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like when a movie kind of like plays on your expectations and
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stuff and the fact that this dude's a fuck up and he's a more
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competent cop when he's a drunk werewolf.
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I That's the best gag of the movie.
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I didn't even think about that. But yeah, like once he goes
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Wolf, he's like, fuck yeah, I'm a cop.
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Like he even points as bad. Just like I got a fucking dude.
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Yeah, like he just, and I, it's also fucking hilarious because
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he's in that jail cell and like, apparently it was never locked.
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Oh my God, it just. Like opens the cell.
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It's not like he bursts through the bars.
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He just. Yeah.
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Oh man, you're right. Maybe that's all part of their
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master plan. Yeah, I don't know.
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The whole thing is just, it's unsubtle, but like in a really
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funny and intentional kind of way.
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And I like it. I like it.
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I like the oh. Another fun bit for Jesse is the
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kind of cheesy late aughts new metal S Yeah, that you like to
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make fun of when we watch movies.
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You're like, oh, shooting up music.
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You can thank shooting guns for that because I think that that
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was all of them and I. Don't know, I might hit up their
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Spotify. Dude, I mean, think the fucking
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name. Shooting guns, yeah.
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If they have a Spotify. Oh sure, that's a good idea to
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look that up. Have our friend put it all on
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the way to the party. Today.
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Yeah. Who knows what it says?
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Shooting guns. Yeah, it's a movie.
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It does. Like, you know this guy, he's a
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cop. He turns into a wolf cop.
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No, what I do get is a lot of playlists for music to play at
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the shooting range. Yeah.
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They're like shooting guns. Oh, you found them?
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Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah.
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OK. I, I was really hoping they
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would have a song called Wolf Cop.
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I was going to say, maybe they were like the green room band
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where they're like once you put a digital man who loses its
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texture. Yeah, I like their their music
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was kind of it was also really unsubtle and really funny
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because like when he is fighting those two gang members in the
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bathroom, like at one point I get the lyrics.
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They're like, you can fuck my sister if I can't watch it.
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I was like what the fuck is happening?
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That was like a really weird line and it just kind of caught
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me off guard a little bit. I was like, what the fuck?
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This is what? And that girl was like playing
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music, like, I wanna fuck music. And that's what that was her
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ghost. Yeah.
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And she's like, I might be your sister.
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Now shapeshifter. Well, yeah, I could shape shift
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into your sister. Gross.
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Yeah. OK.
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Do you have anything else? No, I just had a lot of fun with
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this. OK, I'm glad you had fun with
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it. I liked it a lot too.
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I I liked how much of A fuck up he is as a cop.
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I that's the thing with this movie is I think that they did a
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really good job with making all of the characters fun in their
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own way. They all stood out.
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They all serve their own purpose.
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Woo. He's like the fuck up.
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He's like, he's constantly drinking the entire time.
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Like every scene of the movie he's got a drink.
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He's pouring like a whole flask worth into his coffee and like
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everybody is just like judging him.
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He's just like fucking something and drinks back the entire time.
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Tina when she's at the bar and she's trying to confront the
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bartender, but she gets a call for work and she just goes
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bitch, it takes her shot, walks out.
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Yeah, she's funny too. The guy from Final Destination,
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too. Willie.
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Yeah, Willie. He's really funny.
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I liked him a lot in this too. Man, and it's so fun cuz like I
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just had a moment where I was like, he looks a little familiar
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and I looked it up and it's like once you realize that, you know.
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I'm glad that you did that because I had the same thing in
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my head, but I was like, I don't really know if I would.
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He just might have that face. Yeah, just one of those faces.
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But yeah, he's, I'm, I'm pleased we got him as an actor and a
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character in this movie. For sure.
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I think that they they did a good job like with the budget
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and everything, doing some pretty sweet set pieces.
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They have some amazing kills in this, some good gore effects
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they let go. There they go, all practical,
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which, you know, I always appreciate that.
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It looked really nice. There's some bad with that, but
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maybe we'll talk about that when we get into our bad, OK, Which I
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guess is now. OK, that's I'm glad you gave me
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that segue because I was going to say my bad.
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Is those moments with the computer you like flash of a
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face on top of another face like those weird moments?
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That and also his wolf makeup wasn't exactly the best.
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No, I like the vibe that it has for the that it's 'cause it's
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got that practical effect to it, so.
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Yeah, I know. I'm happy with how it.
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Is they just took like like they just painted his face and then
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just like gave him like some fuzz.
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That was it. Yeah, yeah, I, I guess it does
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kind of lean into the the old school practical effects, that
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cool budget. Which is really funny because
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like An American Werewolf in London, that transformation is
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like one of the most iconic special effects transformations.
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So it's funny that the old school effect here is actually
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one of the things that was very iconic early on.
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Yeah, that's true. Also, I'd say early on that
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maybe isn't that old. But yeah, but still, the
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transformations in this movie were amazing.
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Yeah, they did a great job of that stuff.
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Yeah, yeah, it was a that was, it was fun that they, I was
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really impressed at how much of the transformation we got to
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see. We didn't see full body, but
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considering what the budget was, I was impressed with how much we
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got to see. Yeah, I mean, we saw his like
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normal human Dick turn into a wolf Dick in an instant, and
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that takes some skill. I feel like that's a thing that
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I've never asked for in a werewolf movie, but I'm glad I
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got. Yeah, 'cause you like, deep down
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you're like, but what about that Dick?
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Yeah, like what that look like? So, yeah, but yeah, mainly My
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bad is just like those weird where we get those like,
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computer graphics, like flashing on the screen 'cause it just it,
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it's done so very sparingly that it feels like they're
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embarrassed by it. And I feel like with everything
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else in this movie, you got to lean into how cheesy something
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is or just find a way to sidestep the issue completely.
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Yeah, it it's the one moment where the movie slipped up and
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seemed embarrassed of itself. I could see that.
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Yeah. Yeah, I guess my bad Was I
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thought that the makeup, I mean, it doesn't look great.
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But to your point, it does kind of in itself to the overall
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aesthetic and vibe of the movie. I think that they jammed a lot
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of shit in early with like that one scene at the bar where
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they're like, OK, so we're going to introduce Lewis, an
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alcoholic, Jessica has to be here.
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Then we're going to get the gang leader, and then we're going to
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have the mayor campaign here in the bar, too.
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At the same time, it's like so much is happening.
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I get it, you're trying to set the shit up, but like, that's a
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lot. I love the absurdity of a mayor
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campaigning in the town bar. I know.
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And they so in like a small town, yeah, like a lot of people
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are probably. Especially if it's one where
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like the gang that's clearly running the town, like, yeah,
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spends its time. Yeah, for sure.
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Yeah. So OK, over to ugly.
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I yes, I'm gonna say the attempted assault of Lou where
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the the bartender got him super drunk and was trying to take him
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home. Yeah, that's, I mean, I know he
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was horny for her sober, but it's one thing.
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Consent, when you're so drunk you can't walk in a straight
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line. You just can't.
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It's true. It's one thing if you're both
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slinging back shots too, but she's like here have like 10
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shots, I'm going to go close the bar and then you're coming home
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with. Me.
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It was clearly like a set up to take advantage of him and like,
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knowing the end of the movie, it definitely was.
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But it made me feel icky, yeah. That was pretty.
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Icky. Also that one guy that has that
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adorable little yippee pup and it's so fucking mean to it.
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Yeah, fuck that guy. I'm glad that he gets like he
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there's an after credit scene where he gets his his
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comeuppance. But yeah, that.
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He had it coming. I think I agree with your uglies
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and especially the dog one also. Just like this fucking cop
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that's wasted half the time. It's not exactly what you want
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for somebody with so much power and authority.
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Someone with a gun. In the gun.
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Yeah, unchecked power. Also a wolf, although when he
22:51
becomes wolf, he is good cop. Yeah.
22:53
So maybe he's wolf cop bad cop. Do you feel good about that?
23:00
No. OK, OK, absurd.
23:07
The The Midpoint car Pimp My Ride montage.
23:13
Oh yeah, why the fuck did they have to pimp up the car?
23:17
Why did he need to pimp up his police cruiser?
23:19
At first it was like he was going in there to fix the door.
23:22
Yeah, he doesn't. But he doesn't.
23:24
Yeah, which? Is still off the entire movie.
23:27
Yeah, that was funny. My absurd is the first one I had
23:33
was Liquor Doughnuts. It reminds me of a scene from
23:37
Trailer Park Boys. I would eat an entire dozen of
23:42
liquor Donuts. Actually, this might lend itself
23:44
to like how Canadian it is because of Trailer Park Boys.
23:47
But like, it reminds me of that because like there's a thing in
23:50
Trailer Park Boys where a way he takes a watermelon and he cuts a
23:54
hole in it and he just takes a bottle of alcohol and he just
23:56
pours it in the watermelon that. Sounds like the only time I've
24:00
ever wanted to eat watermelon. Yeah, yeah, well, it fucks you
24:03
up. So they have alcoholic food up
24:05
there. We're OK.
24:07
This is like a good time to ask, were there any Trailer Park Boys
24:11
actors in this movie? No, no, no one for you.
24:15
Well, it's a different area. This was in Sesquatchan.
24:18
I don't know. I fucking butchered that.
24:20
I'm sure it's Sesquatchan. It's up there in a different
24:24
region. You know, I'm just not realizing
24:26
at all. Saskatchewan.
24:27
Saskatchewan. That's good.
24:29
Yeah. That's like, I think it's more
24:31
central north. No.
24:32
You know what though, I do think that the one gang member that
24:38
gets his eye poked out, I do think he looks not like J Rock,
24:42
but like Jamie. Yeah, it's on the face of facts.
24:47
Mom, I'm white. Yeah.
24:50
Oh man, I would have loved that. But no, they're like, they're
24:52
over in Nova Scotia. That's like over there like
24:55
ways. I don't know fuck all about
24:57
Canadian geography. Yeah.
25:00
I know they have provinces. Yeah.
25:03
And some people speak French. Yeah, yeah, it's a weird little
25:10
place up there. The other one, my final absurd,
25:14
is Jesse Moss has a teardrop tattoo.
25:20
So I thought you were gonna say what I said last night when he
25:23
walked in where I said it looks like Jesse Moss is and Luke
25:26
Wilson cost. Oh, that too.
25:28
Yeah, both of those things. The fact that just seeing them
25:31
know what that teardrop is like. Come on, man.
25:33
Like I I can't take you that seriously.
25:36
That's my other, that was my one of my other signs that we need
25:39
to watch 22 Jump St. again. The teardrop.
25:41
Yeah, 'cause Jonah Hill's. Character.
25:44
Yeah, to. The exotic goods dealer.
25:46
Yeah, you get some character. Yeah, maybe that's why he was
25:49
doing there too. OK, so let's rate it.
25:54
What do you rate this thing out to him?
25:56
07.75 is a lot of fun. OK, I think I'm going to go
26:04
there with the Seven. Shane.
26:08
She hadn't. Yeah, I liked it a lot too.
26:10
I thought it was a lot of fun. There is a sequel.
26:12
It has already released. It's called Another Wolf Cop, so
26:17
yeah. And we can watch it.
26:19
You all can watch it. It's there.
26:21
Alright, 7.375 of us are starting average.
26:24
Alright, not too shabby. Not too shabby.
26:27
So let's get on into it. Alright, so we begin the movie
26:34
with some shooting gun soundtrack playing I'm assuming.
26:37
And my first note, I think, has the potential to be a name of
26:42
one of their albums. Oh, what?
26:43
Are you ready? Yeah, yeah.
26:45
Generic rock and Folks and cloaks.
26:47
Steampunk guys fangs. Oh man, that's their whole track
26:52
list right there. Oh man, I love that.
26:56
Yeah, so yeah. But two Coke figures are chasing
26:59
this random dude through the woods.
27:01
There's like Instagrams and shit.
27:03
Dude, I want these motherfuckers eclipse glasses for the next
27:08
eclipse we witness. I know they were sweet.
27:10
Cooler than the dorky. Like 3D glass.
27:14
Yeah, yeah. And they seem like they've
27:16
worked so much better, too. There's like a big thing with
27:18
this movie about the eclipse going on.
27:20
So all right, so after that, we get Lou, who wakes up in his
27:27
bed. He's got a girl in bed with him.
27:29
He he wakes up first thing he does, grab some pants and get
27:33
him a drink, because he has to get him a beer first thing right
27:36
out of the gate. Yep, and he is getting ready for
27:39
work. He's late.
27:40
He gets into his car. Boots and alleys he throws up
27:44
and then he's like, all right, going to need another drink
27:45
after that one. Yeah, when he is in the car,
27:50
he's listening to the radio. I will say that like they're not
27:53
quite shock jock types, but they're close to it.
27:57
They reminded me of the radio station from Funhouse Massacre.
28:03
OK. Yeah, see.
28:05
That a little there. It's BAD radio, bad radio.
28:10
They're talking about all the shit going around in town.
28:13
There's an upcoming event called The Drink and Shoot.
28:16
Man if this wasn't Canada I would think it's the Deep South.
28:23
Canada has a lot in common. They have their own rednecks up
28:26
there too. I feel like if we drove around
28:29
enough in Kentucky, we'd find a drink and shoot event.
28:32
Yeah, dude. And especially this is not just
28:35
a drink and shoot. So the whole event is that every
28:38
year the town gets together and they hunt like, their local,
28:41
like, forest creature, like their version of Bigfoot.
28:44
Yeah. And it started off, like, many
28:47
years ago when, like, animals were getting killed.
28:50
So they're like, all right, we're going to go find the
28:51
beast. And then eventually alcohol was
28:53
introduced, as tends to happen. Dude, Can you imagine the
28:58
sasquatching Sasquatch? Oh my God, that's a fucking
29:02
mouthful right there. Sasquatching.
29:05
Sasquatching. Sasquatching you.
29:08
Oh boy, somebody screen print that on a.
29:12
Travis, please. Yeah, the radio is also talking
29:15
about there's a bunch of cats and dogs missing.
29:18
And they are giving credit to the monster for killing them
29:21
maybe. See, and here's the thing too,
29:23
there are like a few moments in this movie that I get very
29:25
ginger snaps vibes. Like the missing dogs is one and
29:29
then the other is the peeing blood.
29:31
Yeah. Oh my God, I didn't even think
29:33
about that. Yeah.
29:34
So who comes into work? He is 2 hours late.
29:38
He hasn't relieved Tina, who has been there since all night.
29:42
Yes, she did the night shift. Is it just the third?
29:45
Who do they never get a day off? I don't think what happens to
29:49
one of them. Sick, that's why.
29:51
He's drinking all the time because he can't handle this
29:53
shit. His nose is a shot, yeah.
29:57
So. She gets a call right before she
30:00
leaves and she gives the note to him.
30:01
He's like, can you please take it?
30:03
And she's like, no, you need to go.
30:04
It's a disturbance call that came from Willie.
30:07
It's the piggies. They robbed the store.
30:09
No, that's why the chief is annoyed, because the the
30:13
Piggies, that's a local gang that likes to rob convenience
30:17
stores at night. Maybe this is like like a
30:21
prequel to Saw how he's like getting the funding to he's
30:24
getting all the supplies he like robs him and pig masks.
30:28
See, it could be. So yeah, they get the call.
30:32
It's Willie Higgins, who they all just kind of like, sigh and
30:35
roll their eyes when they hear his name.
30:38
But he called in a disturbance. Call.
30:39
I don't care what your job is, if you do any kind of work that
30:42
involves with interacting with other humans in any kind of way,
30:46
there is always going to be that guy that when you deal with
30:50
them, you know exactly what the interactions going to be.
30:53
Like, you know, it's going to be just stupid and it's just not
30:56
going to be worth it. But he has to go because it's
30:58
his job. So we goes to go check on it.
31:01
So when he shows up there, Willie has his own gun store.
31:05
Uh huh, man. He tells Louie to come into the
31:08
backroom because he's got something to show him.
31:10
Is it a gun store slash Funeral Home because he drives a hearse
31:15
and not like this is a vehicle I bought used and it happened to
31:19
have been a hearse but like a hearse that still has like the
31:21
nice clean curtains on the side and it looks like it's get gets
31:24
washed regularly for funeral processions.
31:28
Like honestly, I could see that being a thing in certain parts
31:32
of the world, so I think it could exist here.
31:36
There's a market for it in this town, I think.
31:38
Yeah, So he takes them in the backroom and he's like, all
31:42
right, I got something I need to show you.
31:44
I've got a video here. A bunch of teenagers doing some
31:48
shit in the woods, doing sacrifices.
31:51
That's what's happening to the cats and dogs while we was just
31:54
pouring like a whole flask worth of alcohol into his mug.
31:58
And we saw him drinking from the flask on his drive to work, so I
32:02
have to assume he has multiple flasks.
32:04
He filled it up at work. He opened up his drawer and this
32:07
is the thing that I saw online. It looks like Jack Daniels,
32:10
right? Tennessee whiskey.
32:13
But I think the label actually reads, I think Jim Diddles, and
32:22
it's Kentucky bourbon, so it's funny.
32:26
So yeah, he he, he like some some Kentucky bourbon.
32:29
Remember folks, it's not real bourbon unless it comes from the
32:33
bourbon region of Kentucky. Otherwise, it's just sparkling
32:36
whiskey, OK? That's not true.
32:39
I'm making a joke. I know I'm just like in case
32:42
like we are from Kentucky, maybe people are like wow, shit,
32:45
really? Because there is a Bourbon
32:46
County. Yeah, now we do take our bourbon
32:48
seriously. That's why I said the Bourbon
32:49
region instead of Bourbon County, right?
32:51
OK, well, yeah, the whole state. OK, so he shows them the tape.
32:57
It is like Willie just in the woods.
32:59
Yeah, it's just trash in the woods and like.
33:01
Pentagrams on trees pentagrams. Look like they came from like
33:06
the goth section of the Dollar Tree like.
33:10
Oh my God, yeah. Like Halloween decorations
33:12
finally came out, so you can just buy some.
33:15
Yeah. And he's like, it's God damn
33:16
teenagers out there. They're sacrificing animals and
33:19
shit. Yeah, and like this video is not
33:22
proof of anything other than littering.
33:25
Yeah, that's all. And we also don't have any proof
33:26
of who it is but. Yeah, so he's like, all right,
33:29
fuck it. So he like, he pretends to like,
33:32
go investigate. Yeah, And Willie says, like, if
33:34
he doesn't figure out who did it, he's going to be performing
33:37
a citizen's arrest tonight. Oh, yeah.
33:40
And Lou says he's going to go do some more police work.
33:43
And by that he means go, take, go, have a couple drinks at the
33:46
Bore. So he arrives there, meets up
33:50
with Jessica, who is the bartender.
33:53
She's there serving drinks. They have like a little bit of
33:55
flirtation going on here and then as that's going down, Jesse
34:00
Moss's character, the gang leader, comes in with his boys.
34:04
Yeah, he's wearing a Max Duster. Yeah, yeah.
34:10
And then they're about to cause some ruckus when the mayoral
34:15
hopeful walks in to campaign to the local daytime drinkers.
34:20
Yeah, taxes, they'll be low or son, that's all you had to say.
34:24
But. For me, I'm hot, yeah.
34:28
So they like, run him out of the bar 'cause they don't want to
34:30
hear him talk. Yeah, so let's see.
34:38
So that afternoon, Tina comes in for the night shift and a call
34:44
comes in, but the chief makes Lou answer it.
34:46
It's another disturbance call. When he goes to the woods, he
34:49
finds more litter, more the same, and it seems empty, except
34:53
he hears a scream. So he goes to check it out and
34:56
he finds a guy that strung up upside down and he gets knocked
34:59
out and surrounded. The guy.
35:01
In red cloaks. Happens to be Terry, who is the
35:04
mayor candidate. OK, we barely see this homie.
35:09
Yeah, I know. And they didn't really give him
35:11
his name, but, like, later, like, he was a very important
35:14
figure in this town. We need to keep this close,
35:16
which is what happens here. Like the next.
35:19
OK, Well, yeah. So Woo gets bonked on the head,
35:21
He gets knocked out and he gets tied up, and then shit happens.
35:25
And then he just wakes up in his bed.
35:28
And he has. He steals a scene from the Santa
35:31
Claus where he goes in to shave his beard and it immediately
35:35
grows. Oh.
35:35
My God, you were right. Yeah, yeah, he like does like a
35:39
queen shave with his razor and it doesn't even take away the
35:41
stubble at the bottom. Yeah, if you guys were waiting
35:45
for the moment on your bingo card where we mentioned.
35:48
Tim Allen's the. Santa Claus, you're welcome.
35:51
Yeah, it's it's finally happened.
35:55
He's also got like a giant fucking carve wound on his chest
36:00
of a pentagram which like how did he not feel that?
36:05
I don't maybe like the wolfness of it all.
36:07
Like he's like, because right now he's also, he's smelling
36:11
things like a little bit more sensitively.
36:13
Like he like sniffed his coat and he like got the whiff of a
36:15
wolf. Yeah, and like, he can hear
36:18
every sound in his apartment. Yeah.
36:21
But yeah, he bandages himself up.
36:23
I have a feeling he didn't clean himself but he did have a giant
36:26
chest size bandage that he just tapes on.
36:29
I mean, all he had to do is take some of his liquor and just pour
36:32
it all over himself. But he would never waste a drop
36:34
like that. He's like, I'll drink it and
36:36
then it'll make its way down there and then that's when it'll
36:38
heal. Well, here's the thing to those
36:40
that a lot of like liquors also have sugars in them, so you have
36:43
to be. Careful which one you do.
36:45
That's true. So he is called into the crime
36:52
scene from the Captain or the Chief.
36:54
Yep, and. But before he goes, he sees a
36:59
dog out on the sidewalk being yelled at by his owner, and he
37:03
growls at him. It's.
37:03
Because him and the dog are making like eye contact, like
37:07
the dog's like pretty dog like I can.
37:09
I think he might be a dog man that's.
37:11
The look that dogs give me when they're like in their cars and
37:14
I'm passing them. There was one day I was at a
37:16
stoplight and I like I was just really distracted or whatever,
37:21
and I finally turned to the side and there was a dog that looked
37:25
like it hadn't moved for the entire duration of the
37:28
stoplight, had just been waiting for me to look over and see it.
37:31
That's sweet. So I get it.
37:32
Maybe you're a dog too. Maybe they all think you're
37:34
dogs. Yeah.
37:37
So they see the body of Terry there and it's staged to look
37:42
like he ODD. He's got like a syringe there
37:45
and like it looks like he's shooting.
37:46
Out marks on his arm. But The thing is, he's also got
37:49
a giant fucking gaping neck land.
37:53
Some wildlife, yes, it's OK. Probably Turkey.
37:57
Yeah, and like glue, all the while is getting flashbacks of
38:03
what happened at night. So he sees where they they like
38:05
fuck this guy up and then he's getting flashbacks of him
38:08
getting carved up and shit. And they're like, OK, well, we
38:12
need to keep this on the download before while we have
38:16
while we work on figuring this out.
38:17
Cut to the mirror on the news saying, Yep, this is my my
38:24
arrival in the campaign. He's dead.
38:26
We're canceling the drink and shoot.
38:28
Yep. So that's got the whole town
38:30
pissed off and apparently and like, oh, the drink and shoots
38:34
cancelled again. The last time it was cancelled
38:36
was and then it was like, don't you fucking say?
38:38
Yeah, but it's because of the eclipse.
38:40
Brings that up to him. Yeah, yeah.
38:43
So it's because the eclipse, like every time the eclipse
38:45
happens, the drink and shoots. But as we find out, the last
38:48
time that this happened was actually when his dad died.
38:51
Yeah, Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
38:53
So in the bar he is actually doing some cough work and he
38:57
figures out that it's every 32 years, which aligns with the
39:00
eclipse. The bartender decides that she's
39:02
going to kick everyone else out. It is 10:00.
39:05
This is some small town shit if I've ever heard it.
39:08
Yes, absolutely. It's a private party, she calls
39:10
it so she serves. We will up like 10 shots and he
39:14
throws every single one of them back.
39:16
My God, she's like, all right, let me close up and then we'll
39:19
get out of here. Like my God, the throat ulcer
39:22
just from doing them back-to-back, like.
39:24
Yeah, I can't imagine. So he actually gets up and then
39:28
he almost throws up. So he's like, Oh my God, I gotta
39:31
go to the bathroom before we leave.
39:32
Hold on. Yeah, and when he gets in there
39:35
he is peeing blood and he gets a wolf Dick.
39:40
Yeah, it's just like. And then the rest of them
39:42
becomes wolfy. And then some thugs are also
39:46
sneaking in through the back doors.
39:47
Yeah, like why? Why were the thugs like, oh, we
39:50
got to fuck something up in here tonight?
39:52
Like I don't understand what happened here.
39:53
And we'll find out later that they were sent there.
39:56
They were supposed to grab them up.
39:58
So. But instead they get their shit
40:00
fucked up. Yeah, they get like shredded.
40:04
So like he blacks out from this. He doesn't know what the fuck
40:08
happened. He wakes up the next day
40:11
handcuffed. You assume because it's like the
40:14
fuzzy handcuffs. So you think that he had some
40:16
kinky sex with Jessica that night, but in walks Willie.
40:19
He's like, sorry buddy, that was the only type of restraints I
40:22
had on. I do like that Willie had a dog
40:25
that was just. Chilling.
40:25
Yeah. Just on the bed.
40:27
Yeah. I was like, Oh my God, you were
40:28
a dog man like. That dog was like this is the
40:31
coolest. Yeah, man, you're a human and a
40:33
dog. I love this shit.
40:36
So yeah, Willie's like, yeah, you were a fucking werewolf last
40:40
night. I shot you.
40:42
Yeah, he shows him video where he shot him with four tranks.
40:45
And here's the thing, why I didn't believe his name was Lou
40:47
Garu for a while because it sounds like the type of nickname
40:50
that Willie would have just given him.
40:51
That's what I thought he was like.
40:53
Y'all look here, Lou Garu is a werewolf.
40:55
I'm gonna shoot him with some tranks.
40:58
Oh, Lou Garu. Yeah, like it doesn't really
41:00
sound like a like a nickname. And he's like, I washed your
41:03
uniform. It looked dirty, so I didn't put
41:05
it in the cold wash. And Lou goes, I think trunk, he
41:08
goes, what's that? Thank you for doing a nice favor
41:12
for me as a friend. You're welcome.
41:14
Do you want some eggs? What's that?
41:15
Thank you, Willie. Is that what I heard?
41:17
Yeah. I love the banter that they have
41:19
here. So yeah, he's like, alright, I'm
41:20
gonna make you some breakfast and then he's like make some
41:23
eggs and then he like. Powdered wolf Spain that he's
41:26
just like. Yeah, just like puts in there.
41:28
You want like the faking stuff that we have?
41:29
Yeah, yeah, man, what's some fucking bacon in there?
41:32
And then he serves it to he gives him a drink first.
41:36
That way he's not suspicious. Oh, yeah, yeah.
41:38
Like, because he's about the bell, but he's like, here, I've
41:40
got some alcohol for you. He's like, oh fuck yeah.
41:42
And he drinks the entire bottle in one gulp.
41:45
And then when he takes it by, he's like, he's like, sorry,
41:49
Wolfsbane had tests. Yeah, and he's like, all right,
41:51
let me get some real legs this time.
41:53
As all of this is going down, Tina pulls up outside.
41:57
Yep, she's there to pick him up for work because they've got to
42:00
go see this crime scene that is at the bar while they're there
42:06
and they're cleaning all this up.
42:07
Tina tells the chief that she thinks they need to bring in
42:09
reinforcements from the city, and he goes, no, we're keeping
42:13
this local. It's very much like the
42:15
beginning of cabin fever, too. Oh yeah, yeah, like we're.
42:18
Containing this. Oh man, I wish party cop was
42:21
here. Yeah, man, Can you imagine party
42:26
copping Willie? Oh my God that duo would be so
42:29
great. Yeah, so Lou goes to apologize
42:34
to Jessica and she's like, no, you saved me in the bathroom.
42:41
Here's where Tina stops being like this straight laced goody
42:44
goody. She's like cleaning up evidence
42:46
and she finds face skin. And she's like, hey.
42:48
This looks like you, Lou. I'm Lou.
42:50
Give me a drink. I like how the cop in the
42:54
background just can't help but, like, laugh.
42:56
I was like, yeah, it's pretty funny.
42:58
Or it's like the coroner is who it is.
43:00
Yeah, yeah, I know. Like how like he's doing his
43:04
investigation. She's like, well, it looks like
43:07
it could have been a lover's quarrel.
43:09
Like there's like blood everywhere, isn't?
43:12
Four of the body parts everywhere.
43:14
Yeah, I'd say. This is a lavish quarrel.
43:17
Yeah, but we was like, you know what, Tina?
43:21
You cover for me all the time. How about I cover your shift?
43:24
And she's like, OK, thanks. This is where we cut to the gang
43:27
leader being mad at the one surviving thug from last night.
43:31
He said. I told you guys to be there at
43:32
10. If you're late, you lose.
43:35
Keep an eye on the time. And then he stabs his eyeball
43:39
out. Yeah.
43:40
Yep, Yep. This is outside of Jesse Moss I
43:42
didn't expect to see. It's not that he's never been
43:45
like a bad guy before, because Tucker and Dale, yeah, I was
43:47
going to say that's kind of his whole fucking deal on Tucker and
43:50
Dale, but it's a different kind of that guy.
43:51
Yeah, it's a little bit more sinister, like, yeah, Tucker and
43:57
Dale, he was just like an ass always, like fuck hillbillies.
44:00
And then he turns into the villain.
44:01
Yeah, yeah. And then in Final Destination
44:05
three, he's like, oh man, my girlfriend is so terrified and I
44:08
need somebody to keep an eye out for.
44:10
I'm not going you. Know but.
44:12
I need somebody else. Somebody needs to do it, not me.
44:17
All right, so after that, Wu goes to search the occults.
44:22
Yes, he goes to the library and that's where we get the opening
44:25
line that Jesse had. I like, I think it's really
44:28
funny. It is really funny, yeah.
44:30
Yeah, he's studying the history of the drink and shoot, and we
44:32
see, like, pictures of him as a little boy with his dad and Tina
44:36
as a little girl with her dad. It's interesting that they have
44:39
all this history there, but I guess that's kind of what
44:42
libraries do. The microfiche, yeah.
44:44
A little microfiche and then he finds the book that talks about
44:49
werewolves. I'm.
44:50
Gonna be really honest though with this whole montage, at
44:53
first I thought that they were just going to because it kept
44:57
saying drink and shoot cancelled.
44:59
I thought it was just going to be a montage of the word
45:01
cancelled going across the. Screen because it was.
45:04
It happened so many times at the beginning and I was like this.
45:06
Would be hilarious. That would be pretty funny.
45:08
I wish that they did that. But yeah, he figures out about
45:12
the eclipse, and then he also gets some information on the
45:15
occult and he learns that in some mythologies, werewolves are
45:20
created by a baptism of blood from the sacrifice of an
45:24
innocent. And then they usually pick a
45:28
village idiot. Easy, easy to contain.
45:32
And then this is kind of like, and it's funny cuz his name is
45:35
Lou. This is kind of like an hot tub
45:36
time machine when John Cusack and Craig Robinson are talking
45:40
bad shit. Yeah, when he's like, yeah, he's
45:42
supposed to be knocked out. Yeah, he's like, he's like it's
45:45
Craig is bad. He's boss.
45:47
He's got that one runt ball. It's a.
45:49
Little shriveled Raisin, Yeah. It's all just Willy talking
45:54
straight to. Loose.
45:55
It's just. Bold when you know the man's a
45:57
werewolf. Yeah, it's pretty.
45:58
Funny, so they like the whole point is to drain the blood of
46:04
the werewolf during the snow water eclipse, which is when the
46:06
wolf is at its weakest. Yes because it it will be a wolf
46:11
because of darkness, but it's not night time so it's not
46:15
strong. Yeah, so they.
46:18
Any of this is real. No, most assuredly not.
46:22
So they decide that they're going to record Lou's
46:25
transformation this time. So he is like standing in a jail
46:28
cell in his underwear. Yeah, Will is really fighting
46:31
for him to remove the boxers. He.
46:33
Wants to see the Dick transformation.
46:34
I know well watch the movie, pal, because you get a pretty
46:38
good glimpse at it. So as they're like fighting over
46:42
that team to show up, Yeah. And she's like, what the fuck
46:45
are you doing here right now? Like, And he's like, yeah, don't
46:48
worry about it. So, and she makes, she makes
46:51
Willie leave for a second so she can talk.
46:52
And she's like, listen, I know that we haven't always gotten
46:55
along. But The thing is, I've been
46:56
doing some research of my own. I don't think that my dad's
47:00
death was an accident and I don't think your your dad's
47:05
death was an accident either. So the general implication is
47:08
that her dad's her dad was the sacrifice that made his dad a.
47:12
Wolf, he was a good guy. Dad was the village idiot.
47:17
It's a family tradition. So that's it.
47:22
She leaves after that and then after that happens, it's time
47:26
because like she showed up right before 10.
47:28
O'clock, which is. When the transformation seems to
47:30
always happen. Yeah, and his skin starts
47:32
ripping. Off man, it's so.
47:34
Good. It's so gross and Willie's like
47:36
shit, I'm not recording so he only gets like the very end of.
47:39
It Yeah. So they're playing Go Fish, but
47:45
Lou was grabbing like all of the cards from Willie's hand and
47:48
he's like, man, this game has gone on for three fucking hours,
47:51
Take one card at a time. So as that's going on, Lou gets
47:58
a call about a robbery in progress.
48:00
He just. Opens the jails and.
48:05
He like goes and grabs his uniform, his badge and shit.
48:08
You can't go there right now. And he goes.
48:11
Yeah, copy points at the badge. He's like, I gotta fucking do
48:14
this shit. It's the piggies.
48:16
They're at a gas station and it looks like they're not trying to
48:19
steal money, they're just trying to steal booze.
48:21
They're at the liquor doughnut store is what it is.
48:24
And yeah, they just wanna get fucked up.
48:26
I mean, this is like Trailer Park Boys again.
48:29
Robin Worker store is kind of a common thing in Canada.
48:32
I'm starting to gather. So yeah, they're there.
48:36
This. Is the propaganda Canada doesn't
48:38
want to get out they're like, we worked really hard to build our
48:41
reputation we're. Supposed to be the Nice guys,
48:43
Yeah, Not the French people or sometimes French people that rob
48:47
liquor stores. Wow, you went hard on the French
48:50
there for? A second try this and maybe
48:52
werewolves they're. Definitely werewolves cause
48:56
ginger snaps are shot in candy. Oh my God, you're right.
49:00
Holy shit, that is insane. OK, so yeah, like Lou attacks
49:05
them. He he like kills one of them and
49:09
then he scares the other one like.
49:11
Uncares it to death or. Death, yeah.
49:13
'Cause the next morning they're saying there were multiple
49:15
deaths at the scene. So.
49:17
Yeah, but it's a pretty good scene.
49:18
Like they he fucks them up pretty thoroughly.
49:20
And Willie's like way to keep a low profile and then Lou just
49:23
rips the whole door off the court.
49:25
And I'm always like talking to him like an idiot the entire
49:28
time and. Then he sees The Body Shop
49:31
across the street and they go in there for a little Pimp My Rod
49:34
moment, and then they go riding around town trying to do a
49:41
little vigilante justice. This reminded me 'cause I said.
49:44
Here's the thing, OK, he's a wolf cop.
49:48
So like that's probably not on the up and up, which is like
49:51
kind of the vigilante piece, but also he is a cop.
49:55
So is it still vigilante? Rogue cop.
50:00
OK, Yeah. OK.
50:01
Because he's going a little bit past his authority here.
50:04
OK. But this reminds me of why
50:06
because we watched after this Pineapple Express, and it made
50:09
me think of that scene where Red and Seth Rogen's character are
50:13
rolling into that. Yeah.
50:15
Dale. Yeah.
50:16
Dale didn't. And it's like him and Danny
50:17
McBride are like thug life. And they're just like driving
50:20
and listening to Public Enemy. Yeah.
50:24
So yeah, let's see they. Find some kids that are doing
50:30
graffiti. They do graffiti all over this
50:32
fucking town and they've not been stopped until now.
50:35
Yeah, he does. The wolf pees on him.
50:36
Pees on him yeah like I was hoping that the pee would melt
50:39
them or something but no they just get peed on they.
50:41
Seem like teenage boys. And I think that's like the
50:44
ultimate, like, shame punishment, you know, like
50:48
they've been peed on. That's true, yeah.
50:50
Once you got peed on, like, yeah, you can't be taken
50:53
seriously. Like a badass?
50:55
Yeah, that only works on like, Jackass.
50:57
So that's kind of like their whole shtick is being fucking
50:59
stupid and gross. Yeah, that's true.
51:01
Yeah. Like Pine's like I'm ashamed of
51:04
myself. OK, so at the bar, Tina arrived
51:10
to talk to Jessica for a minute, but.
51:12
Yeah. Like as soon as she gets there
51:13
she gets called into the crime scene.
51:17
Yeah, and that's where she just like that cuz she like, it
51:21
sounds like she has this whole speech plan cuz she's like, you
51:23
know, I used to sit right here next to my dad while he did some
51:26
cop work. And then she gets a call that
51:28
she's got to go to the station and she like does a shot
51:30
request. She goes.
51:31
Bitch, yeah, it's really funny. And she's like, all right, I
51:35
gotta go. So yeah, the chief is there and
51:40
he's like, what happened? She goes, I don't know, you
51:43
called me here. Yeah, so now we cut to like a
51:48
party that's being held by the gang leader in a barn.
51:51
In a barn. Which is just.
51:55
It's funny because they're like in their like Leathers and
51:59
stuff. Yeah, it's almost like a Lost
52:01
boy attire. Yeah.
52:02
Yeah, but they it's also like a meth lab, so I get why they're
52:04
in a barn, but it's just kind of a funny juxtaposition of
52:07
aesthetics. He's doing like lines of maybe
52:10
meth. It's red though.
52:12
Yeah, I don't really, but in Breaking Bad it was blue.
52:15
I thought maybe it was like, I thought maybe he did something
52:20
to like coagulate the blood of the last like wolf.
52:25
Could be, although I'm thinking more about the possibility of it
52:29
being red because in Breaking Bad Jesse before he met Walt
52:34
would his secret recipe was throwing in chili powder, which
52:38
I would assume would make it reddish.
52:41
So maybe he's doing chili powder meth here.
52:44
OK, this might sound naive of me because I don't do drugs, but I
52:48
thought you could only smoke meth.
52:51
I mean I. Don't know.
52:52
I mean, I suppose you can probably snort anything if you
52:55
put your mind to it, but I think some of it kills.
52:58
You. Oh, yeah.
52:58
I don't know. I think that you are right,
53:01
though. I think you have to smoke it.
53:02
But that's the only way that I've seen it done in media.
53:06
But then again, media is not the best representative of how
53:09
things should be done always. So yeah, he's doing drugs.
53:16
Yeah, he's doing drugs. The point is that Lou busts in
53:18
and kills some of the gang members and sets the lab on
53:20
fire. Yeah.
53:22
He just fucks shit up in there. Jessica is waiting at the
53:26
station when they get back. It's a very little Red Riding
53:28
Hood esque moment. She's dressed.
53:30
In like as Red Riding, she's. Got a picnic basket.
53:33
Yeah. And then we get like the 4th
53:36
montage of the film. I love a montage.
53:39
So this has been really fantastic for me as a movie.
53:41
That's true. Yeah.
53:43
It's one of those freaky sex montages.
53:46
Yeah I wish she used the body double for this part because she
53:49
gets full naked. Also like the boobs seem smaller
53:56
than they should based. On on the body double.
53:58
Yeah, yeah, different boob age. Yeah, yeah.
54:01
But like, it's just like some full on Wolf Cup Jessica sex.
54:06
The song is like something about like Make Love to me in the
54:08
moonlight too or something which I just think is perfect.
54:12
Shooting guns, man. Yeah, so afterwards she pours
54:16
him some coffee and he it spikes so he passes out and then she
54:21
shape shifts to the mayor. This.
54:24
Really threw me off at first. I was like, wait, she was old
54:26
the whole time. Oh, you and Lou had the same
54:29
initial reaction. Yeah, I was.
54:31
Just for me, I was like, 'cause my immediate question, any shape
54:35
shifting media is like, so were they the same person or did she
54:39
just choose that form because she knew Lou was into Jessica?
54:43
That's what I thought too. I think Jessica is her main form
54:45
though 'cause she switches back to it later.
54:48
So yeah, she is evil. She is a shapeshifter.
54:52
She is one of the quoked figures from the beginning of the movie.
54:55
And Willie's job was to contain him until the moonlight.
54:59
Yeah, Willie's in on it. He's also a shapeshifter.
55:01
Light until the eclipse. Yeah, I gotcha.
55:04
So yeah, he was supposed to hold Lou the entire time and he's
55:07
like I. Don't know, this one's
55:08
different. Something about him being drunk
55:10
makes him extra strong. Yeah, he's like, he's just
55:12
stronger. I don't know what it is, man.
55:14
So Tina sees the footage of Lou having sex and she gets mad
55:20
about it and then she suits up and she decides to go.
55:24
And look for him. She's not mad yet sex.
55:27
She just doesn't trust Jessica. And she also saw Jessica and
55:30
Willie carrying his body out. OK, yeah, well she calls him a
55:34
wolf fucker or her a wolf fucker later.
55:36
So she's, yeah, she's mad at Jessica about it.
55:39
So it's like one hour till the solar eclipse at this point.
55:44
Yeah, So the gang arrives to the woods.
55:47
They've got their mission. Lou is tied up, and Willie and
55:51
Ray are also shape shifters. Willie has also been the crime
55:54
scene analyst and Ray has also been the gang leader.
55:58
Yes, so. So yeah, and they're all in
56:03
their quotes now, too. Yeah, and they have held control
56:06
of this town for 200 years. Yeah.
56:09
So Tina arrives. She's shooting the gang members.
56:12
Yeah, I was. Going to say so she just started
56:13
blasting, yeah. She's just fucking them all off.
56:16
Meanwhile, Wu does his transformation because it's
56:19
10:00 now. No, because it's the Eclipse.
56:22
Well, yeah, but I think it's also the time, right?
56:24
No, because the whole point of the eclipse.
56:25
Is. Happening during the day.
56:27
I got you. OK?
56:28
It's a solar eclipse, babe. OK, yeah, yeah, you're right.
56:31
OK, So yeah, he he turns into a wolf.
56:33
Now the eclipse is happening. Yeah, so they do stab him and
56:38
they start filling up a chalice. Why like God cult people are so
56:43
fucking like theatrical, Yeah. It's all over the time.
56:46
Get my little like gem encrusted chalice to drink your blood out
56:51
of. I mean, if you're going to go
56:53
there, go all out. I.
56:54
Respect it. I feel like if it was me, I
56:56
would just like harken back to my college days.
56:59
Some Franzia slap the bag and I just like smack loose chest and
57:04
yeah. Do you?
57:08
Like how I slapped you for demonstration?
57:10
Yeah, it was very. Effective.
57:12
So yeah, Lou breaks free because Tina shows up and starts to.
57:16
She keeps his like restraint free.
57:18
Yeah, so he's free now. He runs away.
57:21
They all go chasing after him. Tina holds up Jessica though,
57:26
and. They fight, fight.
57:29
Yeah, she like wizes control of the gun and they're all rolling
57:32
around. Yeah, Lou ends up getting that
57:38
gun that gets lost. It's.
57:40
Like a machine gun though this time and he just starts fucking
57:43
blasting. It's like insane.
57:45
He killed so many people. The gang members are not shape
57:48
shifters though, which surprised me because they seem shocked
57:52
when Rey turns into the gang leader.
57:56
That confused me. I was surprised that they didn't
57:58
know. Yeah, I thought that they were
58:00
like part of it, but I guess they keep their 'cause, you
58:02
know, the power hungry leaders, they want to keep it all to
58:06
themselves. That's.
58:07
Fair. It's only three people.
58:08
Yeah, so he saves Tina during the scuffle and the boss shoots
58:16
Loo. Yeah, so.
58:19
He reveals that he was the one that killed his dad.
58:21
Yeah, and he also stabs Tina, so they're like fighting, but Lou
58:29
ends up shooting him in the head.
58:31
Because he chugs some booze and it gives him more power.
58:34
It's like spinach and Popeye. It really is.
58:37
Yeah. He he grabs him like a flask or
58:39
some shit, drinks it and he's like.
58:41
Honey Boo Boo and her Go go juice.
58:44
Yeah. And then he turns back to
58:47
normal. Yeah, and they're both like ow.
58:51
And he was like, how about a drink?
58:53
And she goes, how about in the hospital?
58:56
And he goes two stops then. Yeah.
58:58
So I I like the I like their weird friendship that they are
59:02
going to have now. I could see, I hope that they
59:04
are both in the sequel. I hope so, I'm very excited to
59:07
watch the sequel. Yeah, we want to see.
59:09
What happens? And that's how it ends.
59:11
But there is an after credits scene.
59:14
It is back at the house we see the dog that quacks that Lou was
59:19
a werewolf from the beginning of the movie.
59:21
He lets out one single little and the man comes out and goes,
59:25
waking up the whole God damn neighborhood.
59:28
This man would not like our neighborhood.
59:30
No, he wouldn't. Every house has dogs, and not
59:33
every single one of us with dogs has taught our pets to use their
59:37
voices to express themselves. Not only.
59:40
That it is a tiny dog. It doesn't need to be an outside
59:43
dog. This dog can very comfortably
59:44
live inside the house, but he's about to, like, hit the dog
59:48
again. But as he's about to go over
59:50
there, Lou shows up as this wolf cop and scares him away.
59:53
And him and the dog, like, give each other, like, a little nod
59:56
of respect. Yeah.
59:57
And that's how it ends. So.
1:00:01
OK. I think 7.75 is right for this.
1:00:05
Yeah, I'll bump it to 7.5. I like this one a lot.
1:00:08
It's a lot of fun. It's just like some cheesy bee
1:00:11
horror movie fun and shit right there.
1:00:13
So if that's your jam, I think that you guys would like this
1:00:15
one too. So 7.625 OK, what is one change
1:00:23
you would make? I, I, I don't know, I think I
1:00:37
would have liked to have seen him be more of a cop because I
1:00:41
feel like we just get that one sequence of it.
1:00:44
It's yeah, I mean, it's very, like I said before, it's very
1:00:47
trauma esque because it's like his Toxie montage where he's
1:00:51
going. Around it's a while like that.
1:00:53
I would have liked for it to have been more RoboCop esque
1:00:56
where he becomes the souped up version of a cop and like we
1:01:00
just get the rest of the movie him tackling all kinds of
1:01:04
different threats and then it all builds up to the ultimate
1:01:07
threat which is the boss. OK.
1:01:10
I think that that would have been kind of cool.
1:01:12
I was also kind of thinking of maybe like the corruption of
1:01:14
Ryan and the boys right now, where he's like wanting to learn
1:01:18
to use his power for good, except.
1:01:20
Yeah, he it's. Kind of Papa Homelander and
1:01:24
this. Guy that's sad, that's.
1:01:26
Sad. Hey, slap PJ Burns.
1:01:28
Probably not the first time that sentence has ever been said.
1:01:32
It's another final destination, Yeah.
1:01:36
I don't know anything about PJ Brands as a person.
1:01:38
I just mean the characters he plays.
1:01:40
And they're all usually assholes.
1:01:41
Yeah. Misogynistic asshole has to be
1:01:44
precise. OK what?
1:01:50
This is Scout's, Yeah, so. What was Scout's favorite part
1:01:54
of the movie? So Scout was actually really
1:01:57
incense. She.
1:01:57
Was she was watching the whole that all of them were, they were
1:02:01
all paying attention. I think Scout was watching the
1:02:03
most intensely, though, because I think she knew that this was
1:02:06
her time. Yeah.
1:02:08
And she was like, I want everybody to know I'm paying
1:02:09
attention. I think that she liked the part
1:02:15
where the most movement I saw from her was the scene with the
1:02:25
dog making eye contact with Hulu.
1:02:28
That seemed to get like a genuine reaction from her.
1:02:32
She seemed happy from that. Travis, obviously her favorite
1:02:38
part is when Lou and Jessica have big plans and they're
1:02:41
getting ready to do something and then he decides that he's
1:02:44
going to throw up and make a mess.
1:02:45
Yeah, you're. So right, she wants to do that.
1:02:49
She's like, I got a hairball comb and she's like.
1:02:52
Oh, you're running late for work?
1:02:53
Guess. What?
1:02:54
It's a mess. You're so right.
1:02:58
Like, oh, oh, you just got back from dinner and we're all going
1:03:01
to cuddle and watch a movie. I think I'm gonna throw out
1:03:04
multiple places. Yeah, I'm sorry, I just can't
1:03:06
help myself eating all this fuzz.
1:03:08
Yeah. Oh, hey, can we have dinner now?
1:03:11
I'm quite empty. Yeah.
1:03:14
OK, so who did you relate to? I guess I relate to all of the
1:03:27
people, all the fine people in this movie who patronize liquor.
1:03:30
Donuts. Oh man, I like liquor and I like
1:03:32
Donuts. Yeah, I related to the to either
1:03:37
Lou or the dog whenever they did that scene, mostly Lou, I guess
1:03:39
because whenever I see a dog, I like to like make eye contact
1:03:42
with them to like, oh, dog like, you know, just like we
1:03:45
acknowledge each other and we want to go see each other, OK.
1:03:50
What are your hopes for the and Tina and Lou being in it?
1:03:54
I would, I would like for him to.
1:04:00
I think it would be kind of cool for them to embrace the fact
1:04:04
that he's a cop that is also a wolf now.
1:04:06
OK, so like the town knows and they know like OK, after night
1:04:12
time you don't do shit. But then again we get those bold
1:04:15
people that still do shit. He killed the mayor.
1:04:19
What if he becomes Wolf Mare? Wolf Mare.
1:04:22
But he's also a cop. He's got to be a cop, so that's
1:04:26
the thing. So if he's a mayor and cop, then
1:04:29
awesome, I'm for that. That would be a lot of fun.
1:04:32
OK. I just want to see him be more
1:04:35
of this character. And do we want another like
1:04:37
mythological creature brought into it?
1:04:41
You can have a. Bigfoot vampires would be
1:04:46
interesting too. Yeah, if you want to go like the
1:04:48
classic movie monster. Yeah, I like the idea of Bigfoot
1:04:51
though, because that is kind of like the whole ruse ruse around
1:04:58
the like the. Thing is, is an actual, like,
1:05:01
maybe the next movie is the shooting.
1:05:03
Yeah. And like, there really is one.
1:05:06
Yeah. But the townsfolk, OK, maybe
1:05:09
they don't know about him being wolf copy yet, but it's that and
1:05:13
they think that he is. And they're like, Oh my God,
1:05:15
it's dressed as a cop. But then there's also the actual
1:05:18
beast itself out there and he's taking the heat for the monster.
1:05:25
Everybody's mad at him. They think that he is there
1:05:27
killing the pets and everything and all the people, but the the
1:05:32
Sasquatch is really doing it. And he has to take out the
1:05:34
Sasquatch to prove himself. OK, I dig it.
1:05:39
I. Don't think that that could
1:05:40
work. OK, tag.
1:05:44
What do we do? Tag.
1:05:45
No, not for. We don't do tag because we.
1:05:46
Don't do art for this one. That's true.
1:05:48
Yeah. OK, so it is time for review.
1:05:51
OK. All right, so as this tradition
1:05:53
for two beer not to be, we pull two reviews, one that is good
1:05:56
and one that's bad yes. So we'll start off with the
1:06:02
start off with the good. OK so this one, they rated it 6
1:06:07
out of 10, but I liked what they said about it.
1:06:10
So it's titled the Trolls Two of werewolves.
1:06:15
The film is a low budget, can't be completely non serious
1:06:18
Canadian movie about a cop turned into a werewolf so that
1:06:21
his blood can be harvested by shape shifters.
1:06:24
It reminded me of Trolls 2 with the same kind of non existent
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acting yet strong impact. No box sounds worse than flower
1:06:33
anyway, doesn't it? Which is werewolf backwards.
1:06:37
There is a little point in talking about the ply as there
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is none. The script itself leaves much to
1:06:41
be desired. So why did I feel like I had fun
1:06:43
watching it despite its many flaws?
1:06:46
Probably because it was clear that the film did not take
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itself seriously. There are many ways one can try
1:06:51
to sell the idea of a werewolf cop other than a hairy beast
1:06:54
dressed in police uniform and driving a pimped police cruiser
1:06:57
with a big W on it. The gore itself, even if a lot,
1:07:01
looks more like woohoo. We did gore in our film and it
1:07:04
looks kind of real instead of scary.
1:07:06
It makes you root for the success of the movie.
1:07:08
Bottom line, really be in all respects and probably enjoyable
1:07:13
to a select few. However, I am among the shape
1:07:15
shifting elite running the world from those shadows and lacking
1:07:18
stuff like this. I do like most of that review.
1:07:21
I wouldn't say that it's similar to trolls too though.
1:07:24
I wouldn't either. I like your.
1:07:25
Trauma. Yeah, I'm going to say, as much
1:07:27
as I love trolls too, it just doesn't feel in the same kind of
1:07:31
energy or spirit. Yeah.
1:07:33
So yeah, I think trolls too was like a legit intent that being
1:07:35
like scary just like very, very poorly handled.
1:07:38
This is like. This knew what it was doing.
1:07:41
Yeah, they very much knew what they were doing with it.
1:07:44
OK, and the bad review is a 2 out of 10.
1:07:48
Awful in every respect is the title.
1:07:51
As someone who enjoyed the wonderful B level horror and
1:07:54
action films of the glorious heydays of the 80s and 90s, I
1:07:57
was rather looking forward to this werewolf theme caught film.
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First, it should be noted this movie was sort of crowdfunded.
1:08:04
Cineplex is the main theater chain in Canada and they offered
1:08:07
an online contest for amateur film makers to submit a short
1:08:10
trailer. The Prize $1,000,000 budget and
1:08:12
theatrical distribution. OK.
1:08:15
The $1,000,000 is certainly on the screen.
1:08:17
The FX are pretty good. Like gore or like gore?
1:08:20
Like monster FX, You'll get your fix.
1:08:23
But the rest of the movie stunk. It stinks.
1:08:25
Just awful, putrid filmmaking. The fact that this film was the
1:08:28
winner of this contest is or on infuriating.
1:08:32
Whether or not better plus slash films to pick from, who knows.
1:08:34
But I mean cod. I recognize Jonathan Cherry from
1:08:37
that other piece of direct, House of the Dead.
1:08:40
OK, actor. But yeah, he's about to shit on
1:08:43
Final Destination too. OK actor but man he gets stuck
1:08:48
in bad films. Leo Fafard Fafford.
1:08:51
God damn it Travis. Leo Fafford is the lead.
1:08:55
He deserves better than this. I mean for Christ's sake, his
1:08:58
character's name is Glue Garu. That that a pun?
1:09:03
Because in Francis Loop garuop means werewolf.
1:09:09
Get it? Such as the genius comedic
1:09:12
writing of this film which strives to be funny and
1:09:15
action-packed. It's just lame.
1:09:17
There's better films from the 90s with the exact same plot
1:09:20
full called full Eclipse. Watch that one and said this one
1:09:24
was weak sauce. Man, I don't know, I disagree
1:09:29
with the acting comments. I did too, yeah.
1:09:32
And like I because. I think Louie and Jonathan
1:09:35
Cherry both did a really good job and I think everybody in the
1:09:37
cast was really good. Yeah, for sure.
1:09:40
They I feel like they captured that vibe that he was talking
1:09:44
about the 80s and 90s. Like like cheesy vibe.
1:09:47
Yeah, and honestly, like, nobody felt like they were phoning it
1:09:52
in or like, grinning and bearing it, you know what I mean?
1:09:56
It felt like they were having fun.
1:09:59
Yeah, like everybody like from like the director, the crew,
1:10:02
everything like that. This seemed like it would have
1:10:04
been a fun project to work on. Yeah.
1:10:06
And I thought that they did a great job.
1:10:08
They did a really good job with this.
1:10:09
It was fun. It was short, too.
1:10:11
It's only 70 minutes and that's including credits.
1:10:13
So like you're getting a nice tight.
1:10:15
Yeah, just take the time you need to tell the story.
1:10:18
Yeah, you don't have to do any more or any less.
1:10:22
So yeah, that's it for the reviews.
1:10:25
So it's time for the titular question To be or not to be.
1:10:30
I'm going to go with yes, absolutely, absolutely.
1:10:33
You got to watch this movie. This movie is awesome.
1:10:35
If you if you jive with the normal movies that we like on
1:10:40
the show, then I think you would like this movie too if you watch
1:10:43
it so. Yeah, I think it's fun.
1:10:45
I would definitely watch it again and I definitely plan on
1:10:48
watching the sequel. Yeah, for sure.
1:10:50
I think it'd be a good time. So, yeah, yeah, it gets thumbs
1:10:53
up from us. Yay.
1:10:55
All right, so that is going to be it for this month's To be or
1:10:59
not to be? Yep.
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We will see you guys on the main feed this Thursday with the
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Purge. So be prepared for that.
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