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All the Fall things that Ally is suckering Zach into · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:01
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, one thing that I confirmed last night with Zach was that besides the pumpkin patch, which this is also in our podcast too, but I'm gonna bring it over here.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_02: Besides taking him to a pumpkin patch, which he has now agreed to, I said, Oh, you know the other thing that that we're gonna do is we gotta make glass pumpkins.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: We gotta go.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_01: That's kind of cool.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna lie.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: That's that's kind of cool.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: That was not his response.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_02: He was more into the pumpkin patch?
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_02: His response was, and I quote, You've already got me going to a pumpkin patch.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_02: Now I have to go blow glass pumpkins?
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_02: And I said, but babe, I've been waiting for someone my whole life.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: To do you manipulative B.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, you should be ashamed of yourself.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: You know, you better call your therapist.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_01: That needs to get worked out.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta stop being so manipulative.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm sorry.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_02: Doing Halloween fall fun is manipulative?
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_01: Uh no, the phrasing, I've been waiting my whole life for someone like this to guilt them into it.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_01: Come on! It's so fun.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_02: It is not upset.
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  SPEAKER_02: Terrible.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's in well when you say it like that.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_02: Now I feel like I got how do I say no?
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_02: That's my point! This is the problem.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: And then he said, just I want you to, and and this is no offense to Cog.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: Did you shush me?
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_02: Did I shush?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because because this is no offense to CMOG or hands on glass.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_02: But he goes, Do you know what people look like when they're blowing glass?
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, now you got me.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: He puts his hands up to his mouth and opens his gaping mouth.
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  SPEAKER_01: Guess what, Zach?
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: I already think you have a vagina going in the pumpkin patch.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_01: I don't care what you're doing with your mouth at this point.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_02: Because he compromises in a relationship.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: You do Let me tell you what really happened last night.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, wait.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is great.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_02: This is great.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is a total detour right now.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_01: Well, kinda, but this now explains how whipped he is.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: First of all, can I ask you one thing?
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_01: Will you try excuse me?
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_01: Will you try one thing for me?
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_01: Just try.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean just agree first and then go from there.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not agreeing.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: How about instead of telling him that he's going to a pumpkin patch and then blowing glass?
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_01: Blowing pumpkins.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: Stop stop nodding.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: Instead of telling him this, because you've already got him so whipped, I mean, somehow he thinks you're the bee's knees, and I guess roll with it.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_01: I am the bee's knees.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not here to debate these things.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just pointing him out.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_01: How about you ask?
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: How about how about you go, Zach?
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're hating this, aren't you?
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_01: Zach?
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  SPEAKER_01: Would you like to What do you think about going to a pumpkin patch with me right in the middle of NFL season on a Sunday?
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's the hard part.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I think that's what I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or football season.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's my bargaining chip, though.
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  SPEAKER_02: Babe, every Saturday and Sunday.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: Your bargaining chip is your trick hip.
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  SPEAKER_02: My bargaining chip is, babe, every Saturday and Sunday, you can watch football all day long.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
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  unknown: But yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: When you go to the pumpkin patch.
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  SPEAKER_02: But you have to.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sunday.
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  SPEAKER_02: When there's a four o'clock Sunday game, and then you go at like one o'clock.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: So you go for a couple hours, then he's home for Bills.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know yourself?
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  SPEAKER_01: You can't leave for a you can't.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: If you wanted to leave by one, you're not getting out of the house by 2.30.
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  SPEAKER_01: And now please.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_01: Now he's sitting there, and you know what?
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_01: He's not enjoying the pumpkin patch.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_01: Well, like he would have anyway.
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  SPEAKER_01: But now he's not enjoying it because he's sitting there secretly waiting at his watch, going, We gotta get to this thing so I can be back for kickoff at four o'clock.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_02: I understand.
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  SPEAKER_02: I understand.
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  SPEAKER_02: I I'm getting better at this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Take your kids to the pumpkin patch.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_02: I don't have kids.
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  SPEAKER_02: Take my kids to the pumpkin patch.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, that I will do that.
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  SPEAKER_01: But let me tell you really quick what happens.
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  SPEAKER_01: Last night, I'm in the kitchen.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is so funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: What was it, about five, I think it was, or something like this?
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  SPEAKER_02: We were making actually Zach was making dinner.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that sounds about right.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's a good husband.
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  SPEAKER_01: He was in his nice, beautiful house dress, too.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_01: Um so all of a sudden, I get this phone call from Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, normally when you call me, I'm like, oh God, something's wrong.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: Something happened.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I know what you always think.
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  SPEAKER_02: I thought it was Junior.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I did.
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  SPEAKER_01: I always do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm just like, oh, I can't handle another death in the in the family, if you will.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_01: So uh at any rate, I get this phone call and you're kind of giggly, and I can hear Zach giggly in the background.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_01: But then again, the wind blows, and Zach's like, so I mean, and Allie goes, Scott, do you remember the 90s band?
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_02: I said, Do you remember the 90s song first?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: You am I on the right song?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think I'm on the right song.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh no, it is sure that's not the one?
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  SPEAKER_02: Go down one, two, three, four, and five.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I said, Do you remember the 90s song, I believe?
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  SPEAKER_02: I believe.
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  SPEAKER_02: I sound and Scott responds perfectly.
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  SPEAKER_02: Instantaneously.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yes! I had them in my studio.
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  SPEAKER_02: In Cleveland.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_02: In Cleveland.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was Blessed Union of Souls.
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  SPEAKER_02: I said, I knew, and that's exactly what you said.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_02: He goes, he goes, it was Blessed Union of Souls.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_02: So I said, I knew I was gonna win this.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_01: Now Zach's in tears laughing in the background.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_02: Zach's thinking, that's not a real this isn't not a real song.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is not a real band.
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  SPEAKER_01: You hearing this, Tag?
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: Get him real cheap for 2027.
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  SPEAKER_00: Open up your mind.
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  SPEAKER_01: Zach didn't believe this song existed.
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  SPEAKER_02: He thought this was a church song.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because he was like, you know, love is the answer.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then he goes, Blessed union of souls.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is 1000% one of your church songs that you grew up with.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, no, I gotta go scott! These are the 90s girls.
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  SPEAKER_01: This was my night last night, people.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_01: Zal went.
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  SPEAKER_02: Then did you YouTube it afterwards and listen to the whole thing?
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_01: Sure didn't, but I knew I was playing it this morning.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you remember their other hit?
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  SPEAKER_01: She don't care about my- I love this song! Yeah.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_01: She don't care about my- I had forgotten about this song.
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  SPEAKER_01: I wish Zach was listening right now.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you should have played this one instead of I believe it'd have been like pretty cool band.
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  SPEAKER_02: Early 2000s.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, so I'm gonna go to the city.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm the secret closeted one blessed union of souls fans.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_02: And tomorrow I'll be shaking it for Nelly.