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PEOPLE'S DONKEY: 'I Want To Give The Biggest Hee-Haw To Myself And My Two Baby Daddies' · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own.
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  Speaker 1: Remember now, that's it's how they choose.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, call in now a touching five, one oh fave one, listen.
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  Speaker 3: Donkey today for Friday, February thirteenth is the people's donkey.
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  Speaker 3: This is what we allow people to call in and
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  Speaker 3: give folks the credit they deserve for being stupid. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm letting you know right now, tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Now,
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  Speaker 3: historically I've given people who don't got nobody donkey of today,
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  Speaker 3: and that's not right because there's various reasons that folks
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  Speaker 3: don't have anybody. Okay, Honestly, some of y'all don't got
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  Speaker 3: nobody because some people ain't hitting on nothing. Okay, there's
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  Speaker 3: just some terrible humans on this planet, all right. For example,
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  Speaker 3: there's a young man walking around this office right now. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: he's from Ghana. He works here at the breakfast club,
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  Speaker 3: and he is dressed like he's gonna cheat after work
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  Speaker 3: because he knows tomorrow he got to be with his
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  Speaker 3: main sugar things. So he probably told his main he
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  Speaker 3: gotta work late today. And I just want her to
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  Speaker 3: know that's a lie. It's Friday.
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  Speaker 1: None of us are working late. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: There are people out here who just don't love themselves
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  Speaker 3: also okay, and just want you to know they could
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  Speaker 3: never truly love you, And today's your opportunity to give
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  Speaker 3: them the biggest he halt.
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  Speaker 1: So good morning, good morning, good morning. Who's this the star?
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  Speaker 1: Hey star? Who you want to get the biggest he
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  Speaker 1: hot to star?
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  Speaker 4: I want to, baby, give it's the biggest he hat
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  Speaker 4: to this guy who was leading me off for six months,
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  Speaker 4: just to find out that he was living with his girlfriend.
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  Speaker 4: The whole time he had a whole girlfriend. He had
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  Speaker 4: me solid for him, So I think he deserved the
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  Speaker 4: biggest heat hot today.
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  Speaker 3: And when'd you find out this week? Because Valentine's Day
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  Speaker 3: is tomorrow, so he had to cut you off.
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  Speaker 4: No, I didn't find out this week. I found out
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  Speaker 4: like a couple of months ago.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: But I just never said nothing. I just kind of
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  Speaker 4: kept to myself and cut him off. But I was like,
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  Speaker 4: you know what, today, he deserves it because he has
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  Speaker 4: been sending me some flowers and just kind of leading
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  Speaker 4: up to Valentine's Day and I've just been throwing every
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  Speaker 4: day in the trash.
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  Speaker 1: So well, what's his name? Yeah, aj aj. Where are
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  Speaker 1: you calling from.
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  Speaker 4: I'm coming from Florida, oh man. And it's true what
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  Speaker 4: you say. It's true what you say, Charlamagne, I use
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  Speaker 4: that all the time. I'm mist people come from Florida
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  Speaker 4: and all of the Bronx, that's for sure. I'm originally
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  Speaker 4: from New York.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: And and I have never met the most summers people,
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  Speaker 4: but like here in.
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  Speaker 1: Florida, Well, craziest. I don't say dumb. I think craziest.
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  Speaker 1: I say craziest. You said I say craziest people, right,
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  Speaker 1: not dumb.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like to say dumbers though, because they really dumb.
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  Speaker 1: Got you? Well, salute well. I'm happy that you got
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  Speaker 1: that off your chest. Man.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, I do have to salute a j
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  Speaker 3: because it ain't nothing worse than having to eat two
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  Speaker 3: pool pooms on Valentine's.
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  Speaker 1: Then have a nice day. I know it is messed
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  Speaker 1: up the morning and damn, good morning? Who's this? Good morning?
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  Speaker 6: This?
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  Speaker 5: God?
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  Speaker 1: What's happening to my brother?
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  Speaker 5: Who?
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  Speaker 1: You want to get the biggest he all too?
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  Speaker 5: I want to get the biggest he all to the economy.
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  Speaker 1: The price is going up and the pay is going down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when you're.
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  Speaker 5: A chuck job and you're playing about getting that money.
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  Speaker 7: It's gotta be fat out here.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's not the that's it. It's not the economy
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  Speaker 1: for it's the current administration. You ain't lying about that.
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  Speaker 2: Brother. Oh, I want to say happy first day to
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  Speaker 2: chests man.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you, thank you so much, right, welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, just love a truck driver too. Hey, you know
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  Speaker 1: I know that's right. Oh god, it's all right. Don't
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  Speaker 1: worry about.
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  Speaker 5: But I still work hard about here.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, my brother, Thank you for caller. Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Who's this Alisa? Hey? Alicia? Who want to get the
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  Speaker 1: biggest he hard too.
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  Speaker 6: I want to get the biggest daddy, but they need
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  Speaker 6: the remy donkeys.
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  Speaker 1: The remy donkey. Okay, what's your baby daddy name? Ye?
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  Speaker 5: Big Sea and Squirrel.
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  Speaker 1: Big Sea and Squirrel. What Baltimore.
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  Speaker 5: I'm from Michigan.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I was the very sag I know what big
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  Speaker 3: big sin.
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  Speaker 5: Well, big ced been trashed since the beginning. I get
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  Speaker 5: myself donkey too for even giving them.
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  Speaker 1: Any of me.
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  Speaker 5: So he that had eight kids. But my daughter's dad
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  Speaker 5: has been ignoring us because he's supposed to go half
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  Speaker 5: on this prime dress.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 7: Oh wow, yeah, he.
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  Speaker 5: Won't even answer my daughter own cause ignore But don't
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  Speaker 5: ignore your child.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't ignore your child. She should, you know, she
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  Speaker 3: should do. She should just text dad to say, have
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  Speaker 3: you Valentine's Day?
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  Speaker 1: Dad tomorrow? See what he do?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna tell her.
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  Speaker 6: She she mad though she's in her feelings about it,
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  Speaker 6: because how dare you ignore me and not just trying
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  Speaker 6: to have a conversation with you?
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  Speaker 5: I don't you don't need money, and.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you something about her. What father is that?
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  Speaker 1: What's his name? That's big Sea? A squirrel, big c
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  Speaker 1: that squirrel, squirrel, squirrel.
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  Speaker 3: You should be ashamed of yourself if you're buying any
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  Speaker 3: woman anything tomorrow for Valentine's they are taking a woman
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  Speaker 3: out and you know that you need to go half
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  Speaker 3: on your daughter's prom dress.
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  Speaker 1: That's trifling. Now, what if?
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  Speaker 2: What if squirrels of tomorrow with the with the prom
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  Speaker 2: dressed in the plastic like haha, y'all thought i'd get it.
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  Speaker 5: We're getting the custom maids. So he could just pay
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  Speaker 5: that full fifty for that payment tomorrow. He really want
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  Speaker 5: to help?
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  Speaker 1: Damn. I know you mad? You let' squirrel get that?
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  Speaker 1: I know you mad? You let's squirreld get that. Well, listen,
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  Speaker 1: what about Big C? What Big C do?
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  Speaker 5: Big C? He hasn't been president and my son was
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  Speaker 5: like fifteen years he got out of jail. Didn't even
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  Speaker 5: call him. Let my son know about his great grandma
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  Speaker 5: funeral preparation, preparations and anything.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus, damn, I'm gonna tell you something, man, you know
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  Speaker 3: how to pick them?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? I hope you don't.
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  Speaker 5: I know, right, Damn, this was how this.
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  Speaker 7: Was, this back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: This was in the day. I hope you don't have
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  Speaker 1: no Valentine tomorrow. You don't deserve one. Do you have
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  Speaker 1: a Valentine's tomorrow?
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  Speaker 5: My kids?
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  Speaker 1: There you go see, finally finally find.
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  Speaker 5: One myself, you know, Oh the we didn't one?
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  Speaker 1: Still coming to the coming to Michigan tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: And no, that's gonna be in Indianapolis.
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  Speaker 3: I live in India now, Okay, okay, okay, that's what's stopped. Man.
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  Speaker 5: You enjoying. I'm gonna go there with my cousins. I
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  Speaker 5: don't need no man, I'm good because I don't know
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  Speaker 5: how to pick them. So until God, who I'm.
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  Speaker 7: Supposed to be with in my life, that's right, now
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  Speaker 7: hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Now see, I love old woman that can take some
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  Speaker 3: account of back. I started to hit you with a
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  Speaker 3: with the Bobby Womack. If you think you lonely, now
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  Speaker 3: wait until the night. But I like a woman with
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  Speaker 3: some accountability there, no.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, I know I can be the problem too.
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  Speaker 5: So I've just been praying that God, who is supposed
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  Speaker 5: to be in my life, in my life.
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  Speaker 3: How many women can admit that, especially on Valentine's weekend,
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  Speaker 3: it's a lot of women right now lying to theyself
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  Speaker 3: saying they ain't got nobody because the ain't nobody out there on.
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  Speaker 1: They level your levels in hell, you the problem. You
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  Speaker 1: need to raise your vibration.
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  Speaker 5: Man, Yeah, I know, I know. Oh and I'm a
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  Speaker 5: cancer too.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you trouble. I know I'm a cancer.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, I'm sitting you nothing but healing energy. I want
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  Speaker 3: you to heal man, I really do.
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  Speaker 1: And I got all your books, thank you very much many.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna be buying yours too, of.
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  Speaker 7: Course, absolutely, because you need you especially need mine, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, you really do. Her book is all about co parenting.
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  Speaker 3: It's called Told Death Do We Parents?
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  Speaker 5: Two years in the game. I've been trying.
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  Speaker 7: But trust me, it's okay. It's get you order the book.
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  Speaker 7: You can actually pre order it now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like you. You sound you sound like
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  Speaker 1: a war veteran. I'm seventeen years old. I'm no feel
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  Speaker 1: like damn. Thank you. Yes, well, we hope Big See
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  Speaker 1: and Squirrel get it together.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, they ain't got to do nothing right by
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  Speaker 6: your kids.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, thank you for calling. Thank you all right,
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  Speaker 3: have a great day, man, God bless that woman.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 3: Can we have a conversation about accountability this morning? Absolutely,
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  Speaker 3: because there's a lot of women who feel, you know,
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  Speaker 3: like Data Prize and Naty Catch and they don't have
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  Speaker 3: nobody tomorrow because you know, ain't no man on they
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  Speaker 3: level when it's really they're the problem. Their level is
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  Speaker 3: in hell. Okay, that's what your bar is for yourself.
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  Speaker 3: You as a person. You ain't did no work on yourself, okay,
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  Speaker 3: you ain't. You ain't went out there and took the
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  Speaker 3: time to heal and become the woman you need to be.
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  Speaker 3: But you're looking for a man. Absolutely, that woman had accountability.
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  Speaker 3: That woman says she knows she the problem. How many
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  Speaker 3: of you ladies out there, know you the problem.
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  Speaker 7: We ain't gonna get many calls.
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  Speaker 2: Why not because ladies don't like to admit the data problems,
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  Speaker 2: especially on Valentine's They eve ain't nobody trying to make
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  Speaker 2: date a problem.
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  Speaker 1: I believe in our breakfast club listeners.
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  Speaker 3: I believe that you know, y'all are self aware like
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  Speaker 3: we're self aware. And I believe that y'all take accountability
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  Speaker 3: like we take accountability.
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  Speaker 1: And I believe that y'all want to.
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  Speaker 3: Use this moment to call in and make the world
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  Speaker 3: a better place by looking at yourself in the mirror
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  Speaker 3: and making a goddamn change.
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  Speaker 1: Call us right now and tell us, let us know
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  Speaker 1: if you.
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  Speaker 7: The problem, Luther King, They're not gonna do that.
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  Speaker 2: Just calm down, because nobody's gonna call up and say that.
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  Speaker 7: A day before Valencine's dad.
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  Speaker 3: NB texted right now saying, we did this last year.
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  Speaker 3: Well guess what we're gonna do it again this year.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no no. You was getting on
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  Speaker 7: the women last year.
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  Speaker 1: No, you was like getting on them real bad.
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  Speaker 2: You made everybody call up and tell them why they
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  Speaker 2: don't have a Valencie.
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  Speaker 7: Damn yeah, don't do that this year.
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  Speaker 1: Do something for the No, let's do it for the lady.
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  Speaker 3: See, y'all want Valentine's Day to be all about y'all
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  Speaker 3: call up right now and tell us, ladies, if you're
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