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#153 - Prelude to the Open House · After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports

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  Hello there everybody. Welcome back to another episode
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  of the After Hours podcast. On this episode we talk about
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  absolutely nothing important and it's two days before open house
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  here at the shop, so enjoy. Just a reminder, we are giving
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  No one can hear you. Are we on?
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  We've been on. OK.
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  Yeah. Yeah, we got it.
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  I'm late, I went to go get rations.
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  Oh, Speaking of which, we got some food for you tonight.
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  Do we really? Yeah, hold on.
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  What is? Don't, don't put, don't.
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  Is it? Is it gross?
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  It's probably an acquired taste. I mean, if you're really hungry,
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  it's probably good. I don't know, welcome everybody
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  to. What the fuck are those?
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  Like I was saying, if you're really hungry, it's going to be
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  good. SMRES.
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  You want to be Joe Rogan podcast so.
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  Bad. This is what Wags gave me.
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  Welcome everybody to the Faction After Hours podcast.
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  This one is going to be a chill one.
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  We haven't done one of these in a while.
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  Tonight, we're here to bring you another guest.
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  Surprise, this is your episode. I'm.
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  Not a guest. This is the Malcolm episode.
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  I'm not a guest. Actually, I said that this is
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  going to be the Frankie episode. Got.
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  He's got. Notes.
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  Got his ass. Yeah, because a lot of people
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  asked me, they're like, dude, how come there's no episode
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  about Frankie? And I'm like, dude.
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  There's no episode about you either though.
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  Who cares? We're the host.
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  I talk about this all the. Time or I talk all the time.
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  I feel like some people know too much about me dude.
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  I get that. You know what I mean?
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  I mean him. Yeah.
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  I mean, you talk on the hot lap all the time actually, like.
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  He said. I get that.
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  I get home sometimes from work, and Joe and Daryl, my roommates
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  and closest friends, are watching The Hot Lap.
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  That's that's sometimes what people do.
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  They'll eat dinner and maybe watch Malcolm.
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  Yeah, they like eating dinner with Malcolm.
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  Yeah. I'm gonna make it real creepy,
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  real personable next time. But yeah, eat that.
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  Go ahead. Wait, what?
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  You should definitely go. How's your meal right there?
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  On the table. I know you're watching this
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  while you're eating, guys. I I know you're watching this.
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  Take that light brown sofa big spoonful.
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  Wow 2. 160 calories in this one. Why did you pull out Mr. ES
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  Frankie? Wags gave them to us to try on
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  the podcast. To be honest with you, I'm
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  really not looking forward to doing that.
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  What is it? What do you he?
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  Didn't bring the heating sleeves.
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  Yeah bro, apparently we're fucked anyway.
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  I mean you could just boil water and put them in some boiling
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  water. This.
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  Hefty. This feels like a wet diaper
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  dude. This is what fuels the American
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  military system. No wonder they're fucking so
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  awesome, dude. Never mind.
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  If they're eating this, I'm eating it.
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  What the fuck is going on with this?
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  Why I'm not eating this, I don't think.
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  That's probably not that bad to. Work tomorrow.
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  The bathroom's pretty far from where I'm at.
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  This one has 330 calories. He bought them during COVID, so
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  they're not even that old. What, five years?
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  It's been five years since COVID, yeah.
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  How's it really? Bye, Chris.
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  Bye, Chris. So yeah, tonight with this is a
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  pretty chill one as we lead up to the open House of Faction
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  After Hours and No Faction Motorsports Open house.
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  Open house. What are your thoughts, Frankie?
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  Nothing's done. We're really behind.
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  It's crunch time. What?
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  Do you have to do? Not going to be real mad
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  tomorrow. We're here at 8:00 PM.
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  Oh, I mean that was expected already.
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  Yeah, drink up. You're going to need it.
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  When am I not here late Frank? What are you tasking?
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  Him with every day. When do I not give him my 100%
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  today? No way what?
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  Hang on. We're going to do.
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  A. Are we going to do a work eval
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  right now? He said he's not going to fight
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  me on that one. Why?
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  Did you tell me and I was, I was busy, I, I just was not moving
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  fast like I usually do. This is Malcolm.
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  I was not doing that. What'd?
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  You do this morning, take an extra dose of fentanyl.
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  No, I slept late last night. I couldn't sleep well.
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  I went to bed on time. I just couldn't sleep.
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  I got something for you, melatonin.
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  I've never, I'm not waking up. I've never taken.
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  Melatonin. One little.
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  Did you ever take it? I'm be an addict.
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  Have you ever taken a melatonin? No, but I was on a kick where I
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  would take Benadryls. Oh, I was too.
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  Fuck. It like I started craving the
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  Benadryl little. Otherwise, you can't sleep
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  without the Benadryl. Don't waste the crack.
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  Don't do not crack that open yet unless you're going to drink it,
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  you know what I mean? You're getting rid of the Spirit
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  I. Was going to drink it.
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  No, you weren't. You would hate that.
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  Fuck it bro. You're not going to.
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  Do it, you would hate it and like.
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  They ought to do something to cheer this motherfucker up.
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  Here, Malcolm, here's a raise. 50 grand.
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  Crazy. If Mr. Beast picked me to win 50
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  grand, I'll I. What would you do with the 50
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  grand? You get below that shit in a
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  week. No, yeah, I probably would.
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  Paying debt off. Boom.
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  Yeah, it would be gone. Pay debt off buy buy an
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  apartment or not let you know. Get an apartment.
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  I don't know if that would have been a smart move.
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  I don't. Why not cheap?
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  No. What about put some?
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  I don't, I don't know how to spend money.
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  I'd buy a farm. A farm for $50,000.
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  You leverage it into more money. Now you're using crazy.
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  Give us the Give us the plan. 10 grand worth of product might
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  turn you into rich guy. You call an animals product.
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  That's fucked up. I want to hear the plan.
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  You grow a bunch of high corn, right?
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  And then behind the corn you grow.
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  No, I'm just kidding. I would blow the 50 grand in a
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  week. The farmer said.
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  Dude what? High corn?
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  I'm just kidding. He was fucking with you.
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  I was saying I was going to hide illegal crops behind the corn
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  because corn. You ever drive past a cornfield
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  and it looks so fucking irritates?
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  Yeah, it kind of those Children of the Corn vibe.
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  Speaking of dense the movie. Are you guys technically
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  working? Should you go answer that and?
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  Like no, I'm not fucking answering.
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  Six O 4 let it ring. OK, well.
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  Cheers, let it ring I. Mean Malcolm can drink.
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  I already drank it. Oh, cheers.
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  Well, you're fired. Let it ring that.
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  Was a trap but yeah dude I don't like taking sleeping aided pro
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  products because I feel like I'll never be able to sleep the
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  same without. I feel like you can take one of
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  those right now and you'd be wide awake.
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  I don't think it would work on you.
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  I. Yeah, and no, because sometimes
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  I'll chug a I'll drink a Red Bull.
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  Yeah, I feel like. I'll drink a Red Bull in the
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  afternoon. I think I've sent you this reel
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  before. You fall asleep when you.
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  Drink a reel. It'll be like there's a reel
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  somewhere on Instagram or whatever where the guy goes you.
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  Put that away. You can put that away.
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  Chugs, I got it up right here. Chugs a Red Bull and goes and
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  then he gets and then he like puts it down and he's actually
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  in bed and he just goes and then it just goes to bed.
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  So that could. Be me.
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  Yeah, That's what you would do, honestly.
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  Yeah, I don't know. Does anything affect you like
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  Red Bull and coffee? I have to have it in the morning
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  now. I used to never have that shit.
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  Like in all throughout college. I was not a coffee drinker ever.
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  I was Adderall before the exam or like do you ever take
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  Adderall? I'm looking at you.
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  I don't know if. You not in college actually.
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  What? I did what are.
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  You using I used it so I can. Study.
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  I did it once. I did it once in college because
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  I had to do like a 20 page paper and I did it like 2 days before
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  or a day before. Paper was fire on what?
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  The second time I did it, I think I just did it for fun.
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  What'd you write it on? I don't remember something
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  health related though. Do you remember?
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  OK, How about you too, Frankie? Because I'll, I'll rifle off.
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  And do you remember any essays you wrote?
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  In college, I really don't. Yeah, you're over here asking.
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  Malcolm, I remember a couple of them well.
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  What did you write on To Kill a Mockingbird?
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  No no, I just remember the health related ones, not the the
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  book ones. Like what kind of health were
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  you discussing? Like one class lifespan
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  development. I had a good paper on that one.
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  I remember got a 94 on it. That was a good one.
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  Give me. That you don't learn.
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  You didn't learn anything from writing the paper though, you
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  just remember the grade. You had to, you had to choose
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  somebody. Fucking choose somebody that you
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  know, write a paper on the development of their life or
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  something like that, something like that.
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  And you and you don't remember anything.
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  Frankly, no. I got some of them saved though
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  on my computer. Why?
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  I just bring all the files to the next computer.
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  I still have some from Google Docs, they're all the ones on
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  Google. Docs that are garbage.
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  You're right, I probably do have some essays on Google Docs.
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  You know what? I had I.
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  Also went to fucking Community College, so did I.
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  Not that's why I'm asking, because I I wrote some pretty
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  good papers at Bergenborough. I had a really good history
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  professor but I don't remember his name.
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  Damn. Yeah, wow, must have been that
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  must. Oh, what was my history
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  professor's name? Started with AR dense Benson
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  Reginald no. Reginald Upper Crest.
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  I forget, but that guy was cool. Tip.
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  Stop what? Why did you say that?
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  Tip of this Dick. What the fuck?
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  OK. We're.
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  So anyway, we're having a band com on Sunday.
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  I I so that is happening. That's sick.
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  Yeah. Dense Benson.
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  Dude, my the the trainer who's been painting like training me
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  to paint is coming too, and my car is going to be here.
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  The guy's coming. Yeah, he's a, he's awesome guy.
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  You guys are going to love. Oh my.
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  God, you guys are going to love. He's crazy.
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  He's literally the coolest fucking guy and he's fucking
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  like old. But then I'm, I tell him all the
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  time, I'm like, yo, there's no way you're fucking 60.
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  There's no fucking way you move. Like you're dude, I'd be getting
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  up from a prone position like painting.
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  And then he's already standing up and I'm like, I'm like what
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  the fuck? It's quick.
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  Quick, a Japanese shit. Arizona green teas and
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  cigarettes is the secret to life, I think.
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  Cigarette. What kind of cigarette does he
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  smoke? Marlboro Red Classic.
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  Oh yeah, classic The. Guy's awesome.
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  I can't wait for you guys to meet him.
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  He's. Can we smoke in here?
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  Yeah, you can. Can we?
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  No, so you would never eat one of these.
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  I eat one right now. What do you have to?
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  Do it. You have to put that pack in
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  boiling water. What if I just like hatchling
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  it? Like put it under my leg or
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  something. Maybe you just crack it open and
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  just start drinking it. I mean, it all tastes the same,
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  but it's just going to be nasty lukewarm.
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  What were you going to say the first word?
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  I I don't know what I don't know what lukewarm, maybe I don't
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  know, just going to be not. Good, it's going to be cold.
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  Crack one open. You don't have a microwave in
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  here. Why can't you microwave?
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  In this one's vegetarian. What the fuck are they doing to
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  the military? What are we doing not?
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  Everybody in the military, but I can't eat that.
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  Not everybody. I can't eat that.
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  I'm vegetarian. Just fucking.
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  I'm not eating. Right when you get out of the
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  fucking room where they gas everyone.
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  I can't. Oh my God, I could go for.
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  Are you crazy? I'm not gonna eat.
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  That anybody have broccoli, Rob? I'm looking for some tofu
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  please. Anything soy based.
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  Alex told me how bad soy is for you.
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  Of course. Everything's bad for you.
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  Of course, Alex. Dude, I love going to Alex's and
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  then, like, working, and then he'll just be like working too.
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  And all of a sudden he starts grilling and he's like, you guys
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  want to come barbecue? And I'm like, yeah.
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  You got to have him teach you how to shoot.
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  I'm busy. I can't just like that shoot.
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  I can't just. Like he's got, he's going to be
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  a lethal weapon. Dude, I'm nice with the.
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  He's going to he's going to be going to work one day, sleepy.
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  Remember the one time we went and you just flagged him?
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  Yeah, he's going to go to work. You were good.
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  Putting his nine mil into the air compressor and it's just.
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  Now that I know it's not. It's good, right?
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  I'm almost like, yo, yeah. Now that it's well, first of
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  all, you would catch me fucking lacking if my finger wasn't like
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  this. I don't think your finger was on
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  the trigger. It would never be.
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  Yeah, OK. Like if I might have waved it
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  like this. Might have got a little.
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  But but but mind you, it would never be ever.
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  It could be a toy gun. It wasn't.
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  You didn't. And I don't think you aimed at
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  anyone. You just moved.
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  Yeah. I pointed it right at Malcolm, I
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  said. No, no, no.
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  Yeah, look at this. He was just like yo.
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  So I was like yo. But it would never be on the
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  That's the one thing that I always know, and I fucking put
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  that shit. I'm like, lay that pistol down,
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  but. Catch me on my impact gun like
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  that. Oh yeah, unless you're ready to
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  ready to kill. The one thing that when I'm
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  painting bro, my hands be fucking hurting because he
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  likes. You're not supposed to always be
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  full trigger. Like I'm learning a lot about
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  that. Carpal tunnel.
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  Oh, you might get it. You might Carpal tunnel Carl.
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  Pull something. Because Eddie in the bag laugh.
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  Oh. My God, Eddie, how's your event
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  prep been going? It's going.
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  It's going, you've been busy. We're waiting till the last day
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  to really do anything. Why?
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  Why don't you guys plan for this?
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  I mean we did a lot of stuff, but not enough.
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  We're fucking working at the same time.
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  Yeah, I'd say Eddie is moving pretty good.
• 18:01
  I just want that corner spot right there because.
• 18:03
  What do you mean corners? The one next to the garage door,
• 18:06
  The left. Food trucks going there.
• 18:10
  Yikes. Fuck, wait the left.
• 18:13
  Connects to the S14. Like when you walk out of the
• 18:16
  shop. You know where the shop right
• 18:17
  here, you know where the food, you know where the S14 is,
• 18:19
  That's where the food trucks gone.
• 18:20
  I don't know where the S14. Is the one that lives outside
• 18:23
  for the last three years. The broken one behind.
• 18:25
  It the trucks not too big? Wait.
• 18:27
  Yours. Yeah, I guess.
• 18:29
  Where is? Where is that going to go?
• 18:32
  Secret spot. Bro you think that thing is
• 18:34
  going to roll? That shit is so seized probably.
• 18:37
  No, it's going to roll. Rock'n'roll brother.
• 18:42
  No, no, I'm talking about like, oh, the opposite.
• 18:47
  Oh, you're good then. Yeah, I just because that's the
• 18:49
  good side of my car. The stickers are all straight
• 18:51
  and the right side is beautiful. I am going to try to grace
• 18:58
  gracefully James tits shows up to my house with a fucking those
• 19:03
  the thing that you know, you crank it and it will extend and
• 19:06
  push or whatever. Oh, like a.
• 19:09
  What's that called? I know what you're saying.
• 19:11
  Porta Jack, or. No porta.
• 19:13
  Porta Power. Fuck.
• 19:15
  What freak? Eddie.
• 19:18
  What are you going to have? What could you possibly Google
• 19:20
  right? Now it's almost like a shower
• 19:22
  curtain, but industrial. But but but it extends no.
• 19:25
  You're, you're talking about a come along, right?
• 19:28
  Come on. No, you're, you're thinking
• 19:29
  about the thing that's going to pull something.
• 19:31
  No, no, no this. Push.
• 19:32
  What are you talking? About this is like something
• 19:33
  that pushes. Outward, I think that's going to
• 19:36
  be the trick because now I could really not that.
• 19:39
  Not that. You mean the opposite?
• 19:42
  Of the type in industrial shower curtain.
• 19:45
  No, no, no, no. Type in like Porta, porta John
• 19:49
  Power. You should even fucking call
• 19:51
  that somebody out there. Somebody in their garage is
• 19:54
  yelling. Extendable Jack?
• 19:55
  Extendable Jack, What are you? Doing no.
• 19:57
  That's that, that port of power, that shit.
• 20:00
  Port of power, yeah, that's. Why they got a name of it?
• 20:02
  So it was a port of. Power, get a come along brother
• 20:05
  and then get the Porter. What?
• 20:07
  The fuck are we talking Porter power?
• 20:10
  That's literally what I so it extends if I got.
• 20:13
  Stuck in the port of powers I had.
• 20:14
  To it's gonna be it's gonna be pretty sick I.
• 20:16
  Think get to come along. What is that?
• 20:19
  I mean, I've been driving it so like, I don't really care.
• 20:22
  I'm just going to try to make it look a little better.
• 20:24
  I. Don't even know how that works.
• 20:25
  I'm looking at it right now, I have no idea.
• 20:26
  How? Well, there's a thing that
• 20:28
  attaches to that. Like you see the red picture,
• 20:31
  there's a thing. There's a various amount of
• 20:33
  things that attach to it that you can like.
• 20:35
  Stroke of my shit. I got lotion on my shit.
• 20:37
  And then it will like extend is. That necessary?
• 20:41
  Yeah, not necessary. Pretty cool, I can't wait to try
• 20:46
  it out. Never used one before but I'm
• 20:48
  going to try you're. Going to blow it through the
• 20:51
  side. I'm going to be jacking.
• 20:53
  I'm like, why isn't it moving? I turn around the fucking rest
• 20:56
  of the car. Is just why the fuck is the gas
• 20:58
  door open dude? That's it, that's it.
• 21:06
  OK before I stroke your shit for real then you won't be saying
• 21:11
  that shit no more. I'm going to be coming along,
• 21:14
  brother. Rub.
• 21:15
  Rub your hands into the mic. Look, listen to that.
• 21:16
  You don't want him to stroke your shit.
• 21:17
  Listen to that. That's fucked up.
• 21:20
  I got. I got.
• 21:22
  No, mines are worse. Listen.
• 21:24
  No, you can't hear it. I hear that.
• 21:28
  Oh. Is Jed Davis rolling by?
• 21:35
  Because he's here, probably back home.
• 21:37
  Already. No, he's not.
• 21:37
  I'm going to tell him yeah, he's here until the.
• 21:41
  What Saturday? Tell me he's leaving Honestly
• 21:43
  like it was on 30th or the 31st. Dude, come on bro, no.
• 21:47
  First of all, congrat or you know.
• 21:49
  You know, congratulations on being dead.
• 21:51
  Hopefully everything's OK and you're going through a swift.
• 21:54
  Recovery. Yeah, we heard his back surgery
• 21:56
  went very well. Yeah, thank God.
• 21:58
  Look man, you didn't even go to see him before he went to go to
• 22:01
  that shit. He was.
• 22:01
  Going to be fine. And that's not the point it.
• 22:05
  Was just nice to kick it, you know it's.
• 22:07
  Always cut up all the time. When Jett just hits you up and
• 22:09
  he's like, yo, we should get together and get some dinner.
• 22:12
  Sick tried out the spot in Jersey City that.
• 22:15
  Yeah, I didn't get the invite, so no, it's fine.
• 22:18
  Carl. Did you?
• 22:19
  I'm not mad at you. Were you not in?
• 22:21
  The but we'll square up after. This that's OK.
• 22:22
  You guys went to Race of Gentlemen's a a bike a
• 22:25
  Motorcycle day and didn't invite me at all.
• 22:27
  I could have. I could have had my bike running
• 22:29
  in a day. Oh my God, I would have painted
• 22:31
  that. Bit too.
• 22:32
  That's how Malcolm. Now you're going to regret it.
• 22:34
  Now my bike is going to be nice, man.
• 22:37
  It's going to have highway gearing.
• 22:38
  So don't lay her down, brother. I'm a turbo in.
• 22:42
  Lay that pistol down. Brother dude, I saw somebody
• 22:45
  turbo 1. Wags, can you come get these,
• 22:49
  Mr. ES? Because we're not going to eat
• 22:50
  these things. I miss Wags.
• 22:52
  We might one day. Wait, why doesn't he?
• 22:54
  Tell him to come pick him up. Right.
• 22:57
  Right now. Come on Sunday.
• 23:00
  I know, but I meant like right now let's just eat 1.
• 23:06
  I think we got microwaved or something.
• 23:08
  Yeah, let's microwave it. Just spread it on a cracker.
• 23:10
  My, my fear of microwaving it. We'll just have to like Pierce
• 23:13
  it or something, or like, open the bag so it doesn't blow up.
• 23:17
  Did I tell you about when I blew something?
• 23:18
  We got a microwave eat these legit way so that we get the
• 23:21
  full. There's no legit way all you're
• 23:23
  doing in the middle bro. If if you were able to heat this
• 23:26
  up going like this I would have done it by now.
• 23:28
  Need. A heater sleeve.
• 23:29
  If we were in the wild. But my last concern is having
• 23:33
  this shit. But we're not.
• 23:34
  Put it in your engine Bay or something.
• 23:36
  It's probably still. Warm, I'm telling you.
• 23:37
  What if I just? Yo queef on it.
• 23:39
  Can you look up AMRE heater sleeve Eddie please?
• 23:42
  Dude, what is a heater sleeve going to do?
• 23:45
  It's going to wrap itself around this heater.
• 23:47
  Heater itself up or why don't we just pop this shit in?
• 23:51
  Oh, that's a fridge. You know what I'm saying?
• 23:57
  Just the sleeve I guess. It's literally just a bag that
• 24:00
  gets warm. There you go, there's on our
• 24:02
  heater. I'll show you a bag that gets
• 24:05
  warm. Instructables.
• 24:06
  Jesus. That's it.
• 24:08
  OK. And then what?
• 24:10
  You put that whole thing in a powder boiling water or like
• 24:14
  what? Actually, no, I think that one
• 24:15
  just, I don't know, I just like. Ripped something and it heats
• 24:19
  up. Yeah, that's what it's.
• 24:20
  Got to do. Yeah.
• 24:21
  It's just like a chemical reaction within the lining of
• 24:24
  that. Because you got to think it's
• 24:25
  got to, that's pretty cool bag and shit and everything.
• 24:31
  What the noise? I don't know.
• 24:32
  But now that I'm squeezing this, I kind of want to eat it so.
• 24:35
  OK, Carl's going to go. For it, eat it like a go gurt.
• 24:38
  I don't get, don't, I don't get a fork or anything.
• 24:40
  I'm trying to make it into a cylinder so I could put a spoon
• 24:43
  in there. Are we really?
• 24:45
  He's just going in dry right now.
• 24:48
  It's not going to kill me, that's for damn sure.
• 24:50
  It better fucking not, unless this is all a ploy right now.
• 24:54
  Which one did you get? You got to take that up with the
• 24:56
  US military. I didn't know that I had
• 24:58
  options. Hold on.
• 24:59
  There's a lot. I know there's a Taco 1 I feel
• 25:01
  like you'd like. You want the vegetarian 1 you
• 25:03
  fucking loser. Yeah, I am looking for the vegan
• 25:05
  one. What?
• 25:06
  What? What's in the vegan No Taco
• 25:09
  pasta Ravio? Oh, there you go.
• 25:11
  I knew you would like that one. Which one?
• 25:13
  Taco pasta this is. It's probably like a chili.
• 25:16
  This is just the filling of the Taco.
• 25:17
  Thank God I don't even grab that one.
• 25:18
  I think I'm beef. Taco.
• 25:19
  Oh, now do beef Taco. It's probably like chili you
• 25:21
  like. Taco's probably.
• 25:22
  The best Just the filling of the Taco.
• 25:25
  Probably. No way this one dude.
• 25:26
  They probably add a little. White chicken in Alfredo pasta
• 25:29
  sauce is going to be the best one can.
• 25:30
  You give him a nap. Hot chicken.
• 25:32
  You got a napkin in there? You're probably.
• 25:33
  Going to be pretty good dude and I'm pretty hungry right now so
• 25:37
  and these are probably pretty salty if they need to last.
• 25:41
  Let's look at the ingredients real quick.
• 25:42
  No, I'm not. I'm not.
• 25:44
  Probably pretty pretty, pretty OK.
• 25:47
  Dude, they're not going to sell these.
• 25:49
  Napkins in my top drawer on my desk.
• 25:51
  That's going to kill me bro. Oh Nah.
• 25:57
  Oh Nah. Bro this shit looks.
• 25:59
  Let me see it bad. Frankie.
• 26:03
  Which one did you get? Which one is white chicken?
• 26:08
  What? Alfredo, it does look.
• 26:10
  Italian. That's the 331 Italiano.
• 26:13
  It does look kind of gross. Can I see it?
• 26:17
  I don't even want to. See it?
• 26:20
  I don't. Oh, he's drooling already.
• 26:21
  Oh, he's hungry. I'm.
• 26:22
  Kind of hungry. That was wet.
• 26:25
  It was beer. Go ahead.
• 26:27
  My mouth eat up, my fault. Wait here, here you go.
• 26:29
  Check this out I. Want to hold you?
• 26:30
  Up. Nah, dude.
• 26:31
  Shut the camera. Nah dude, that's that's the shit
• 26:35
  you eat when you're in the woods for a week and you're like fuck,
• 26:37
  I guess I'm eating this. Yep, you eat fun fucking frisky
• 26:41
  feline, right? Now, yeah, that's what it looks
• 26:42
  like. Don't take a big bite.
• 26:45
  Oh, he's hungry. Hungry.
• 26:47
  Oh, he went right in. Big Bite.
• 26:49
  Damn, he's fucking determined. But you're not giving me poison.
• 26:54
  One bite. Everybody knows the rules.
• 26:55
  What's the what's the rating? It tastes like normal food.
• 26:59
  Take me him indulge. You first.
• 27:03
  I'm not hungry. I'll smell it, I'll give you
• 27:06
  that. No.
• 27:07
  You got to eat it. No, that's weird.
• 27:08
  I just, I'll eat another. One, take a bite.
• 27:11
  No, you won't do it. You won't.
• 27:13
  It's good, Eddie. If this was warm, this would be
• 27:15
  really good you. Want me to try it?
• 27:17
  Eddie's thinking about it. Yeah, Eddie, I think you would
• 27:19
  like it bro, because me and Eddie got similar taste in
• 27:21
  foods. If it was warm, it'd be good.
• 27:23
  It's like Alfredo. Or whatever.
• 27:24
  Oh God. Eddie Cam.
• 27:27
  Eddie Cam. Eddie said.
• 27:28
  Oh God, when he's so cheesy. Eddie Cam, yeah.
• 27:31
  It does smell like straight Velveeta cheese in there.
• 27:34
  Oh, look at the Eddie Cam it looks like.
• 27:38
  Oh no. It looks like the Poughkeepsie
• 27:40
  tastes Eddie Cam. Oh shit, what's wrong with it?
• 27:45
  Not just nasty. It's not really that bad, it's
• 27:49
  probably better one give. Another bite, Carl.
• 27:51
  I'm glad you tried it, but. He's really taking bites.
• 27:55
  Yeah, Carl. Carl wants to eat that shit.
• 27:58
  Yeah, it's. It tastes like fucking cold
• 28:00
  rabbit. It tastes like cold Chef Boy ID.
• 28:02
  You want to bring some home? What if you get into a?
• 28:06
  Situation. Ah, starve.
• 28:10
  That was pretty good. I might take another bite of
• 28:12
  that in a few minutes. Yeah, let that marinate.
• 28:14
  It's. Probably better warm.
• 28:15
  Definitely better warm it. Probably isn't even would.
• 28:17
  Be delicious. It's.
• 28:18
  Probably not even bad when it's warm, yeah.
• 28:22
  Pop that in the microwave real quick.
• 28:23
  Why did that mean one? That might be foil, it might
• 28:26
  spark a it's. Fine bro, no no no no no, no
• 28:29
  plates. It's literally silver.
• 28:31
  Bro I put tin foil and shit in there.
• 28:33
  All No, you don't. Who?
• 28:35
  Who? I always.
• 28:36
  Do. And it doesn't.
• 28:38
  Spark up Never ever once in my life.
• 28:40
  No, no, no, no, no, no. You're lying.
• 28:42
  That's a lie, dude. What are you putting in there
• 28:43
  that's foil? Well, not tin foil.
• 28:47
  What about those like fucking the little foil containers?
• 28:51
  They come in like steel. They look like.
• 28:53
  Like a Chipotle lid. Oh my God, alumni the little
• 28:56
  like to go containers where you fucking hit one of these to
• 28:59
  fucking close it up. Yes, like a like a Chipotle lid.
• 29:02
  Yes, no Chipotle the inboard. Yeah, maybe.
• 29:04
  Yes, the top of it. The lid.
• 29:07
  Yeah. What?
• 29:08
  OK, What is that? Foil.
• 29:11
  Foil, right? Yeah.
• 29:12
  Yeah, I put that shit in all time.
• 29:14
  Don't do. That.
• 29:15
  Why not don't do that in 34? It's been fine.
• 29:18
  Dude, when I was a kid, am I going to die when the Crunchwrap
• 29:21
  supreme came out? Oh no, back in Nah.
• 29:26
  OK. But when the Crunchwrap Supreme
• 29:29
  came out, it came out and it would come in this bag that was
• 29:35
  paper on the inside. But the outside was like that,
• 29:38
  like the old Taco Bell bags. They were shiny.
• 29:40
  They had like graphics on it. Unknowing.
• 29:43
  Sorry. Are you hungry too?
• 29:47
  I just have a fight. We got it.
• 29:48
  Or do you want a Taco I'll make you want?
• 29:50
  It dude. He's a vegetarian, I already
• 29:52
  told you. Yeah, you could have a
• 29:53
  vegetarian here. Let me read the ingredients.
• 29:55
  We could continue the story of the bag.
• 29:57
  So the bag unknowingly, as a child, I had to be in the third
• 30:01
  grade, so obviously conscious. OK, my parents are gone.
• 30:05
  I walked home from school. I put the Crunchwrap in the
• 30:08
  microwave. How long?
• 30:10
  30 seconds. It's it's always, it was pretty
• 30:12
  good microwave and like I just need it to heat up the crunch
• 30:15
  ribs and cream. It's not a big item.
• 30:17
  I've never had this problem. I.
• 30:18
  Put the bag in the microwave 32nd timer.
• 30:22
  You just press the green button for express.
• 30:26
  Maybe 3 seconds or 4 seconds in there.
• 30:28
  It starts going. It just went Oh my goodness, I
• 30:30
  just hear. I turn around, look at the
• 30:32
  microwave. It's going crazy.
• 30:34
  Boom, the paper inside of the tinfoil lit.
• 30:41
  Fully. That's sick.
• 30:43
  I stopped the microwave. I open it.
• 30:46
  I don't know what to do, so I put the fire out with my hands.
• 30:49
  Oh my God, you're a hero. No, but then the smoke started
• 30:52
  happening and then the firemen, like the the they came, the fire
• 30:56
  department came. Yeah, pork chop sandwiches.
• 30:58
  I had a we had a, we had a dog named Storm at the time, and he
• 31:04
  took a shit like in the living room because he was so fucking
• 31:07
  scared. And then the.
• 31:12
  Yeah, this. Oh, we got a video.
• 31:14
  Look, Frank. This guy just put a ball of tin
• 31:16
  foil in the microwave. I'm not doing that.
• 31:18
  You ever put a fork in the microwave?
• 31:20
  No, I don't think so. It'll do the same.
• 31:22
  A metal fork he. Just made a diamond I think.
• 31:24
  Did nothing happen, Eddie? Look like it just sparked.
• 31:28
  Yeah. Oh, it's hot.
• 31:30
  Well, it's in the microwave. What?
• 31:32
  Why would you do that every? Motherfucker's retarded.
• 31:34
  What? Why would you put the hot item
• 31:36
  on your skin? That is the dumbest.
• 31:38
  All right, turn that off. That guy pissed me off.
• 31:40
  So so I did that and then the fire department came and the dog
• 31:43
  took a shit on the floor, Storm took a shit on the floor and
• 31:45
  then the fire department came, stepped on the shit and walked
• 31:48
  throughout the entire house. Did the the.
• 31:49
  Smoke my mom was so. Pissed.
• 31:53
  Why the fire department come? Because the smoke detector went
• 31:55
  off and I'm a child and I have no idea how to shut it off.
• 31:58
  Yo, you know, I know a funny story.
• 31:59
  I was, I was a pothead in like my later years of college.
• 32:04
  What? It's fucking like 1A1 AM 2 AMI
• 32:07
  fucking hit the pen before I went to sleep the Benjamin and I
• 32:11
  fucking blew it out and there was a fucking smoke detector
• 32:14
  right above my head. I was shirtless, getting ready
• 32:17
  to my roommate was already. Ready to go.
• 32:22
  I broke my shit, I got wasted on my shit.
• 32:23
  I'm soaking my shit. I'm horny as.
• 32:25
  Fuck, I blew that shit. I blew that.
• 32:26
  Shit in the smoke detector and it went out, went off and then
• 32:30
  the whole apartment complex. Well, my building had to
• 32:33
  evacuate now, like it's coming from this, this apt.
• 32:36
  I said, oh shit. So they were like, what
• 32:39
  happened? And I was just like my Mac and
• 32:41
  cheese. I don't know.
• 32:43
  I microwaved it and it made the alarm go.
• 32:45
  Off you emptied the whole building out.
• 32:49
  Hey, pothead's going to do some crazy stuff.
• 32:51
  Damn bro you were crazy. I don't smoke weed anymore.
• 32:54
  Wait, that was just a pen. Yeah, I don't know how it did
• 32:57
  that. Sensitive smoke alarms I guess.
• 33:00
  I don't know, have you? Wait, so you never had like a
• 33:03
  going away for school experience then?
• 33:06
  No. Dude that, that shit was
• 33:08
  actually pretty fun. Weren't.
• 33:09
  We just talking about this today.
• 33:11
  Yesterday. Yeah.
• 33:14
  I'm not going to lie, that was a that was a pretty fun time of my
• 33:16
  life. Like I was just it was really
• 33:18
  like full fuck around mode. I didn't know at the same.
• 33:19
  Time that was like one of the some of the best years of my
• 33:22
  life. Yeah, I, I don't, I don't
• 33:23
  remember at the time, but that was really like 0
• 33:27
  responsibility. I have no idea how I had a 240
• 33:31
  the entire time. It was wild.
• 33:35
  You're doing well. You're doing well.
• 33:36
  I don't know how I was just selling mad weed at school.
• 33:39
  Oh. Yeah, I was.
• 33:40
  I was fucking struggling. It was the only way I was making
• 33:43
  money. Yeah.
• 33:46
  Well, look where we are now, guys.
• 33:48
  Still selling? No, I'm just kidding.
• 33:51
  Still selling weed but it's legal.
• 33:53
  Dude, yeah, I think, I think now that it's legal.
• 33:57
  People still sell weed though. Oh yeah.
• 33:59
  Yeah, support your local. St. pharmacist, you know.
• 34:04
  But like it's like still wait, like I don't know, I don't know
• 34:08
  shit about weed. It's it's still like more
• 34:11
  economical to buy it illegally than it is to go to.
• 34:13
  Sometimes it depends on where we're at.
• 34:15
  New Jersey's kind of getting a little bit better and things are
• 34:17
  getting cheaper at the dispensary, but.
• 34:20
  And I feel like you could probably get better stuff at the
• 34:22
  dispensary now. No, sometimes the street stuff
• 34:25
  is just. It just hit different better.
• 34:28
  That's how we do you ever you ever see Eddie can.
• 34:31
  Oh yeah, the fentanyl really is. Can you Google this?
• 34:33
  Can you Google a creative New York NYC weed?
• 34:37
  What? Just look at this.
• 34:39
  Look at this. Creative Anniversary.
• 34:41
  Weed does not come in packaging like this like it is blow your
• 34:47
  mind because one time they. Still have these on them.
• 34:50
  They kill all the fish with these.
• 34:51
  Turtles and then and then images.
• 34:54
  Please. Fuck.
• 34:58
  Like maybe put the word packaging in there?
• 35:01
  Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
• 35:03
  Yeah, because one time a buddy of mine, or well, Derek, showed
• 35:06
  up to my house and he had a package that looked like a pack
• 35:10
  of toothpaste. Yeah, I was looking.
• 35:13
  What? Is that and it came with a
• 35:15
  toothbrush and everything and it was the Zazington dude.
• 35:20
  That's why this shit's so expensive.
• 35:22
  They put all the money into the packaging.
• 35:23
  Like the Colgate one is funny. I can't I.
• 35:26
  None of them are popping up, but I know what you're talking.
• 35:28
  About, you know what I'm talking about, Like it's extra or it'd.
• 35:30
  Be like a candy thing or looks like a piece of candy.
• 35:34
  Bro they might give you a full on cat back exhaust in a ready
• 35:38
  box and then it says. Yeah, Zeddy, you just want to.
• 35:43
  Say something and. So I see no.
• 35:45
  More of these until I see no more of these being sold.
• 35:49
  I don't give a fuck about your plastic straw situation.
• 35:52
  Where though? You know what I'm saying?
• 35:54
  Yes, Sir. What are we doing?
• 35:56
  This has been killing fucking animals in the ocean for the
• 36:00
  last fucking 40 years and no one's complaining about that.
• 36:05
  But then they're like yo, you can't be using this.
• 36:06
  Straw. Honestly I haven't grabbed A6
• 36:08
  pack that came in one of those. Frankie is talking about the the
• 36:11
  the top of the plastic thing that holds together.
• 36:13
  It's 6 pack of beer. That's what he's holding in his
• 36:16
  hand. Around and it says recyclable on
• 36:17
  it. Yeah, right.
• 36:18
  People throwing this shit in the ocean.
• 36:20
  You're supposed to cut the circles before you throw it out.
• 36:22
  Yeah, right. Only if you would know that.
• 36:25
  If you're. You know.
• 36:26
  Yeah. Yeah, let me do all the work for
• 36:29
  the fucking beer company. Yeah, like why don't they just
• 36:33
  design something else? Why did you have to separate all
• 36:36
  of them? Because oh, I still got 1/2 of
• 36:39
  this sorry girl. Oh.
• 36:40
  That's two drinks. It fucking Coors Light.
• 36:43
  Yes, Sir. Sorry.
• 36:43
  That thing is probably warmer than the MRE by now.
• 36:46
  Jesus. It's warmer than that pussy by.
• 36:55
  OK, all right, now I. Remember, everybody shut the
• 36:59
  fuck up. What happened?
• 37:04
  What happened? What?
• 37:08
  You told everyone to shut up? We're here.
• 37:11
  What are we doing for this open house, dude?
• 37:13
  There's going to be way too many people.
• 37:15
  I know, I know. We're fuck.
• 37:18
  We're fuck dude. Dude, the shop.
• 37:20
  Is that why you're so fucked up today?
• 37:22
  No, I just know I have a lot of shit to do and it's been raining
• 37:25
  for a month and I hate the rain. OK.
• 37:26
  That's what I knew it was the. Rain I hate the.
• 37:28
  Rain and I get sad when it's raining too much.
• 37:30
  I miss the sun. Where goes the sun?
• 37:33
  Do you know what you should do this this?
• 37:35
  Could be me at about 4:00 PM. Take me in.
• 37:39
  Fuck, I'm sorry. Everybody's going to have us
• 37:41
  tied up in the closet and they're going to be ransacking
• 37:43
  the building. That was probably something you
• 37:44
  shouldn't have said. That's such an easy idea.
• 37:47
  I'll bring my gun, yeah. Well, we'll have guns on us.
• 37:50
  It's fine. Turtles could just do that.
• 37:54
  Get out. Use your thumbs.
• 37:56
  Use your thumbs, stupid idiot. Yeah, you dumb ass, why don't
• 38:00
  you just fucking cut them? You.
• 38:02
  Got you. Got fucking nail Clippers for a
• 38:03
  mouth. Fucking get through this shit
• 38:06
  right. Got fucking dykes as a mouth.
• 38:08
  Do something. Yeah, you got dykes as a mouth.
• 38:11
  Fucking do something with you instead of just you know what
• 38:13
  they. Should do they?
• 38:14
  Just sell these like Lucy's instead.
• 38:16
  Oh, they yeah, right. But they sell tall.
• 38:18
  Or in a box. They sell it in a box, but let's
• 38:22
  all let's be honest, the reason they do this is for money.
• 38:26
  Everything in this fucking country is about money.
• 38:28
  So capitalism. Acting like we're not out here
• 38:31
  chasing a bag. What the fuck?
• 38:32
  I'm not, I'm just trying to do what I want to do everyday.
• 38:34
  I'm trying to chase a bag and do that that at the same.
• 38:37
  Time and make sure the EPA don't come here.
• 38:39
  Wait, what? Oh, this is what I was going to
• 38:42
  tell you, this girl at the liquor store when I was buying
• 38:44
  this like. So we walked up to the register
• 38:48
  at the same time, and I as a gentleman, what you should do
• 38:51
  for all you scumbags out there. Chivalry.
• 38:53
  Come on, let's hear. It I said no, you after you
• 38:57
  please. And then she said no, it's all
• 38:59
  right and. Then she looked at you and said.
• 39:00
  I'll she had. A she had a bottle of Tito's and
• 39:03
  I had a six pack, right. So I'm, I said or she said it's
• 39:07
  fine, we both have the same amount of items anyway.
• 39:08
  And then I said, aw, yeah, actually I'm going to buy.
• 39:12
  I'm buying these individually. I just have it in the plastic.
• 39:15
  I'm going to ring them up individually.
• 39:16
  Did you really say that? Yeah.
• 39:18
  And and then she, yeah, she laughed and she said, oh, you're
• 39:20
  going to pay cash too. And I said, actually, I do have
• 39:23
  cash. And.
• 39:26
  Then. And then she still let you go in
• 39:28
  front of her. Yeah, I fucking paid, of course.
• 39:31
  What a fucking sucker. Yeah.
• 39:32
  Wow, I'll fuck it. But yeah, no, the second.
• 39:35
  She said, oh, we have the same amount.
• 39:36
  I would have cut her off and just went right to the register.
• 39:38
  Everything. Yeah, that's where that's too
• 39:40
  late. My chivalry ends.
• 39:41
  You probably would have saw her. You made eye contact with her
• 39:43
  and. It would have just walked.
• 39:45
  One step forward? No.
• 39:46
  No, no, I'd let her go. But if she if she countered it
• 39:49
  at all, I'd be like. Yeah, soon as she starts
• 39:51
  talking. I'm not looking for a novel.
• 39:53
  All right, I'll go. Dude, today driving, Oh my God.
• 39:56
  Remember how we were talking about that thing?
• 39:59
  Just follow the fucking laws of the road and everything will be
• 40:01
  fine, yeah? Follow the flow of traffic bro
• 40:04
  fucking. Coming.
• 40:05
  I'm coming down this way of a street.
• 40:07
  This person's coming this way. This person's going to turn
• 40:11
  right. I'm going to make a left over a
• 40:14
  lane and go the same way. And there's a mother fucker here
• 40:18
  trying to get in front of me to make the left.
• 40:20
  You know exactly what I'm. Talking.
• 40:21
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 40:22
  Coming down, I'm like, I'm like I'm already stopped by blinker
• 40:25
  on. I'm like, all right, I'm going
• 40:25
  to wait because this guy's got the right of way.
• 40:27
  Obviously President just comes to a stop, waves me on I'm.
• 40:31
  Like, Oh my God. I guess I'm supposed to be like.
• 40:36
  Thank you so much. Oh my God, you're not so
• 40:39
  amazing. I'm borderline giving them the
• 40:42
  finger as I'm making the turn I like.
• 40:43
  That's how I feel. I do that all the time.
• 40:45
  I'm like bro really just fucked everything up.
• 40:47
  Just fucked. Just go dude.
• 40:49
  You have people fucking jerk their brains.
• 40:50
  Yeah, that's why I get nervous that somebody's going to do
• 40:52
  that, and I'm also going to do that.
• 40:54
  And yeah, I'm fucking dumb. And then not to mention you got
• 40:57
  the person coming out of here that's just going to go no
• 40:59
  matter what because for some reason down to that turn, they
• 41:02
  just do that. I don't.
• 41:04
  I'm beginning to think I'm doing something wrong.
• 41:06
  Wait, wait. Yeah.
• 41:07
  OK, you come off the highway to come here.
• 41:09
  Yeah. And I make the left and I go to
• 41:12
  town. The person coming out of that
• 41:14
  turn. Oh.
• 41:14
  OK. Yeah, yeah.
• 41:16
  I'm literally, I'll come down, I'm making the left.
• 41:18
  This, this guy rolls up. Yeah, I'm coming down the main
• 41:21
  road. I'm going to make a left.
• 41:24
  The second I get here, they start going.
• 41:29
  And. I'm like, they're like halfway
• 41:30
  in the street. And then they're like, and they
• 41:31
  slam on their brakes. I was like did.
• 41:34
  You. Have the right of way here.
• 41:37
  You're the only one with a stop sign.
• 41:38
  You're the only one with a stop sign.
• 41:39
  I'm making the turn and you waited till I was just about to
• 41:44
  make it before. So I like I went to that turn
• 41:47
  multiple times going from their direction.
• 41:49
  And I was trying to figure it out because I'm like, OK, this
• 41:50
  happens way too often. And I think what's going on is
• 41:53
  they're they're coming down, right?
• 41:55
  And they're looking and then they're looking back this way
• 41:58
  and they see me coming, but they're looking back this way
• 42:03
  and then they they're about to get on the gas because they
• 42:05
  think I'm going to go. You're giving these.
• 42:07
  People too. Many but then you're turning
• 42:09
  yeah yeah, yeah, I think that's what's happening I.
• 42:11
  Think. Don't look twice.
• 42:13
  Yeah, because they just want to get through.
• 42:14
  I think you're putting in too much thought.
• 42:17
  I have to because I'm like, there's no way.
• 42:19
  All of these people are retarded.
• 42:20
  There's no way. There, I think you're putting in
• 42:22
  way too much thought into this and I think that you should just
• 42:26
  continue about your day even though you run into a fucking
• 42:28
  dumb ass on the road. I try like, dude, today, what
• 42:35
  happened today, kind of nothing really.
• 42:37
  I can't think of anything that happened on my commute in except
• 42:40
  for me being late by 10 minutes today because the GPS took me
• 42:46
  somewhere that I feel like for the first time I knew of a way
• 42:51
  that would have took me less time.
• 42:53
  Taking me less time. And it didn't work.
• 42:55
  I didn't by that by that time, like it's already like I could
• 42:57
  have like you know. You think, are you one of those
• 43:00
  people that thinks you could beat the GPS?
• 43:02
  No, I absolutely murder it though.
• 43:05
  Like if I'm trying to like if they tell me if the GPS tells me
• 43:11
  like 458 is the fucking arrival time, I'm going to try to do it
• 43:16
  within the confinement of the law.
• 43:18
  No. I'm going to be there at 4:57 or
• 43:24
  like a little faster or something.
• 43:27
  Nah, fuck the law. You know when you make it up,
• 43:29
  you, you know when the, the, the, the I the lines turned
• 43:32
  orange or red or whatever? Yeah.
• 43:34
  Dude that happened over. Here I just, I just pull, pull
• 43:36
  the good old left lane until the very last minute and then poo
• 43:40
  and then the GPS cuts down like 4 minutes.
• 43:44
  You know what I mean? You do the good old Jersey sneak
• 43:45
  into the person who's just like, sleeping a little bit of the
• 43:48
  line. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that.
• 43:50
  Cuts off time in the GPS. Yeah, yeah.
• 43:53
  I got cut off bad on the way to work today.
• 43:56
  What happened? Some lady was in the right lane,
• 44:00
  car in front of her is going slow.
• 44:03
  She sees me coming up but she just goes into the middle lane.
• 44:05
  Goes into my lane. But I don't know why people
• 44:08
  change lanes while they're on the brakes.
• 44:10
  I don't get it. It happens to me all the time.
• 44:13
  People change lane and then hit the brakes.
• 44:14
  OK, I'm settled. OK, I'll go now.
• 44:16
  That's. Why when we lane split and shit
• 44:19
  on the bikes, that's what I hate, because some somebody's
• 44:21
  doing that. Yeah, and like, have you ever
• 44:24
  seen videos of when people are on lane spinning fast?
• 44:26
  Yeah, like going fucking. I can't 90 miles.
• 44:29
  Carry as hell 90, I'm good on that.
• 44:32
  Yeah. Are those bikes 40?
• 44:33
  Are those videos of people literally hit like 1:30 on bikes
• 44:37
  just lane spinning? What?
• 44:38
  The fuck? It's crazy.
• 44:40
  It just looks like those are people.
• 44:42
  That have never been hurt in life before.
• 44:44
  Or they just don't care and their girl just broke up with
• 44:47
  them, or their man's broke up with them and they're gone.
• 44:50
  They're just like, you know what?
• 44:51
  And they get lucky and they get a clip of it.
• 44:53
  That's what I think of all the time, Somebody who's going
• 44:55
  through something and they just have No Fear of anything.
• 44:58
  So then right now they're just going to risk it all.
• 45:00
  Yeah, I've got King Vaughn bumping in the headphones or
• 45:03
  something. Who's that?
• 45:04
  I don't know. But I, I mean, I know who he is,
• 45:06
  but I've heard like heard like one song, but it's like, I don't
• 45:09
  know, I feel like it's music that it's music that would be
• 45:13
  like that breakup music. Oh, OK.
• 45:15
  It's. Like sad.
• 45:17
  It's like that empowering rap music like I.
• 45:19
  Don't think I've ever been that upset that I was like, let me
• 45:22
  risk my life on other people tonight.
• 45:24
  I just, I just get crazy with the with the everything else
• 45:27
  I'll do, I'll go to Malcolm and Princess's house all the time.
• 45:30
  That's what I that's what I've been doing.
• 45:32
  Every time I get broken up with or I broke break up with
• 45:34
  somebody, I just go Malcolm and Princess's house, I mean.
• 45:37
  Yeah, shit sucks, but like. Like when you had the apartment,
• 45:40
  those were. Yeah, Remember, was it you who
• 45:42
  slept over for like 3 days straight?
• 45:43
  That was. I mean, Eddie did that.
• 45:45
  Yeah, that was Eddie. I would just pop in.
• 45:47
  I mean, you came for like a week straight.
• 45:49
  Yeah. I didn't have the IS like super
• 45:51
  cool or anything yet. Like it was still broken.
• 45:52
  So Malcolm and Princess would have to like, pick me up.
• 45:56
  I'd come over till like 5:00 in the morning and be like, I got
• 45:57
  to get out of here, guys. No, I'm just, I'm just sleeping.
• 46:00
  I'm sleeping over and then we get bagels and then we have to
• 46:03
  walk to like that bagel spot and that shit is like far as hell.
• 46:07
  I was a sick apartment dude. Yeah, I kind of want to go back
• 46:09
  there. I say that all the time.
• 46:11
  The parking situation was kind of shitty.
• 46:14
  There is a garage better than some places.
• 46:15
  Though, and now it's pretty, probably pretty packed.
• 46:17
  This was in Harrison, NJ, for those of you who don't know,
• 46:21
  It's like right on the Passaic River.
• 46:23
  The Passaic River is not that great of a river.
• 46:25
  It is like swimming or anything like that, but it's a body of
• 46:28
  water, you know what I mean? Body.
• 46:31
  It's basically the body, eye, Hudson River, you.
• 46:34
  Know what I want to do? As of recently on the on
• 46:39
  Facebook there's a group called like the Pine Barrens.
• 46:42
  Oh boy. Adventurers or something?
• 46:44
  Oh no. And.
• 46:45
  It's just like a lot of no, it's not what you think.
• 46:47
  It's a lot of people who advocate for.
• 46:48
  The missing poster for call. No, they advocate for the life
• 46:52
  breed of the Pine Barrens. So they're like looking out for
• 46:55
  it. They're like, hey, if you do
• 46:56
  ride a motorcycle, just respect everything, blah, blah, blah,
• 46:58
  blah. Like the respect the wildlife.
• 46:59
  I said yeah, like to be kind. The environment.
• 47:02
  I love it and I'm just like a family on the wall in that
• 47:06
  group. But I saw somebody today, I
• 47:09
  forgot what the name of the river was, and maybe I'll just
• 47:11
  gatekeep the river so none of you find me there.
• 47:14
  But like you plop the canoe or kayak at the top and you
• 47:17
  literally, it's like a small Little River and you just
• 47:20
  fucking like paddle down it with like minimal energy.
• 47:24
  And it sounds fun, but what do you do when you got to fucking
• 47:27
  get out of the river? Should I have two?
• 47:30
  Should we have two cars? One car gets parked down there
• 47:33
  and then parked the other one up.
• 47:34
  Here, drive back upstream. Is that what you do?
• 47:37
  Yeah. How would you know?
• 47:40
  Because that's what we're going to do at Alex's on.
• 47:43
  The Delaware on the canal right there.
• 47:45
  Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I told him. I asked if we could fish over
• 47:48
  there sometime. That's the Delaware River.
• 47:51
  Dude, we should go fishing there.
• 47:52
  That's where George Washington crossed the middle of the night.
• 47:56
  That's cool, we should go fishing there.
• 47:58
  Love that guy. What the fuck?
• 48:02
  What is it, Christmas night or something?
• 48:05
  Yeah. It was more South.
• 48:07
  Though a fellow historian. Yeah, it was near Pennsylvania,
• 48:10
  right? What did he?
• 48:11
  Oh, I'm sorry, Philadelphia? Trenton, I think, yeah.
• 48:14
  What did he catch? Did he go?
• 48:16
  Fishing Red Coast. I thought we.
• 48:19
  I thought we still talking. He murdered a lot of them too
• 48:21
  and fucking massacred them on Christmas morning as they
• 48:24
  deserved. Dare we?
• 48:25
  I wonder if. George.
• 48:26
  Dare we and? They were like happy Christmas.
• 48:30
  I wonder if we walk around Alex's house if we find like
• 48:33
  crazy stuff in the ground. I'm sure he's found some cool
• 48:36
  stuff. Couple of arrowheads.
• 48:38
  It's George. Why?
• 48:39
  I can see it. You can see his teeth.
• 48:41
  I can see, I can smell him from him.
• 48:46
  What the fuck, Malcolm? Oh, guys, he.
• 48:50
  Had wooden teeth, right? That's what they say, but
• 48:53
  supposedly they were slave teeth.
• 48:55
  Oh. What?
• 48:57
  They just say it's wooden to make it more PCPCI.
• 49:04
  Don't. Can you Fact Check?
• 49:05
  That yeah, Fact Check that. Ask ChatGPT, they'll tell you
• 49:08
  the truth. I don't believe that at all.
• 49:10
  I think it's true I you want to side with.
• 49:17
  That's crazy. No, let's, let's ask the
• 49:21
  Internet. I just don't see it that way.
• 49:23
  I don't, I don't think that way. I never thought that way.
• 49:27
  You never thought that your founding fathers are racist
• 49:29
  pieces of shit? No, I'm just in my bubble right
• 49:31
  now. I, I I Who's the?
• 49:34
  They are. They're fighting daddies.
• 49:36
  But. Do you guys think that Mount
• 49:38
  Rushmore should be exploded? Exploded.
• 49:41
  I think that's going to do more damage than is necessary.
• 49:44
  I think they're going to they're just defend.
• 49:45
  There's going to be, there's going to be somebody in there
• 49:47
  like. I would ask who they were like
• 49:51
  shit. Are she rich up there?
• 49:54
  I would ask the people who actually were on that land
• 49:58
  before we came and ask them what they want us to do.
• 50:00
  You know what they want to do. At mount, not much, because
• 50:02
  there's probably only three of them left in.
• 50:04
  New Jersey. Because who killed you know
• 50:06
  what? Ask him what the teeth were made
• 50:08
  out of. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
• 50:09
  wait, wait. Mount Vernon?
• 50:11
  Where? Like New York or New Jersey or
• 50:13
  PA or what? What, no Mount Rushmore?
• 50:16
  Oh, it says mount. Vernon.
• 50:17
  Mount Rushmore is what in South Dakota?
• 50:18
  No. Yeah, Look, look, look, George
• 50:21
  Washington dentures may have been may have been what's may
• 50:24
  tell me if they. Are we're not looking at Mount
• 50:26
  Rushmore, we're looking at the teeth.
• 50:28
  Yeah, been made using teeth purchased from enslaved people.
• 50:31
  They were trying to make major back though they were selling
• 50:34
  it. Yeah.
• 50:35
  You don't just sell your teeth. Yeah.
• 50:39
  How much? How much you getting it?
• 50:40
  How much you getting for them? I don't know, but that's crazy
• 50:43
  to say. Probably they got to keep their
• 50:45
  life. It really says.
• 50:46
  My teeth. Bro it really says purchased
• 50:49
  from enslaved people? Oh my fucking God.
• 50:53
  Animal teeth, too. Can you ask, can you ask what
• 50:57
  Mount Vernon they're talking about?
• 50:58
  Because if it's the one in New Jersey, that's pretty crazy.
• 51:01
  Like without being offensive. But are we?
• 51:03
  Are they not using? They're avoiding the words
• 51:06
  slaves. No, they're just they're trying
• 51:08
  to make it seem like George Washington is not as.
• 51:10
  Was a beautiful. Owning fucking dude.
• 51:13
  But dude, we're talking the 1700s like Virginia.
• 51:18
  Anyone with money back then had slaves. $175 for a day trip to
• 51:23
  the Washington House. Why aren't we doing that?
• 51:25
  Yeah, why aren't where is this? Virginia?
• 51:27
  Oh, Mount Virginia. OK, Mount Vernon.
• 51:29
  Virginia is a cool place. I will is this.
• 51:31
  An Airbnb? Oh, it's a museum.
• 51:32
  It's his. House.
• 51:35
  Is this an Airbnb? Not.
• 51:37
  Oh, this is the one with his. Teeth there you you see the the
• 51:40
  the tile. Imagine the IS just on.
• 51:42
  There, we should go here. I'm down.
• 51:45
  Virginia's a nice place. Let's show up there on the chops
• 51:48
  and then go to Shenandoah National Park.
• 51:50
  That's what I'm going to. Do next.
• 51:51
  Eddie, can you look up when was slavery abolished in England?
• 51:55
  I feel like in England before us.
• 51:57
  Yeah, I know that. When was America 1870?
• 52:00
  1776, so I'm going to say early, mid 1800s or early.
• 52:05
  You say 1770, you say? 1933.
• 52:08
  That was when we became a country. 1834 OK.
• 52:13
  You're freaking me out a little. Why?
• 52:15
  And. Right, right.
• 52:16
  We. Became.
• 52:19
  You're thinking about the Civil War, Malcolm.
• 52:20
  What am I thinking of? Civil War you're thinking about.
• 52:25
  You're thinking about slavery being abolished here.
• 52:30
  Oh. 1865, yeah. But that's crazy, right?
• 52:37
  So it was never 50 years. Well, no, 40 years, 30-40 years.
• 52:40
  30 years. Yeah.
• 52:41
  So it's really not that crazy. People are always like, well,
• 52:43
  England abolished it so much earlier.
• 52:46
  It's like, it was 30 years. But yeah, calm down.
• 52:48
  Yeah, it's like. It's everyone.
• 52:51
  Everyone in the first world seemed to get brains in the
• 52:54
  1800s about it seemed like they're like, oh wait, maybe we
• 52:57
  shouldn't own other people. Aye, aye, actually.
• 53:03
  Imagine that living back then was probably so insane not only
• 53:08
  could you not shower, everyone probably smells like horseshit.
• 53:12
  They got no one JS back. Then and dude, they didn't
• 53:14
  believe in fucking like they didn't have medicine like
• 53:17
  anything. They had one horsepower back
• 53:19
  then. That's it.
• 53:20
  I would have modded that guy. I would have painted him gold
• 53:22
  with him candy on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 53:25
  And they still and they still like went pretty far.
• 53:27
  Like I mean the whole W was explored on.
• 53:33
  Horse and bugs. As long as you got enough
• 53:34
  carrots and shit to feed your horse.
• 53:36
  Like why wouldn't it want to go? Yeah.
• 53:39
  Horses are pretty crazy. I fucked the horse, dude.
• 53:41
  There. Now I understand the term
• 53:42
  workhorse. Yeah, maybe.
• 53:44
  Maybe. They just go until they die.
• 53:48
  Well then they if it's healthy, they kill them and you eat them.
• 53:51
  Yeah, and then you can eat it. Yeah, damn.
• 53:54
  It. Imagine breeding a horse to like
• 53:58
  race. Did you think this is where we'd
• 54:01
  be right now? Like.
• 54:02
  Like you're talking about this conversation.
• 54:03
  No, no, no, not this conversation, but like this pod
• 54:06
  and this room and like you're about to have your first open
• 54:08
  house if you. Yeah, I do think.
• 54:11
  Were born in 1830. Would you own a slave?
• 54:16
  Well, first of all. Loaded ass question you.
• 54:18
  Better. First of all, you have to have a
• 54:19
  lot of money. You better.
• 54:20
  Translate without you respond. To this you have to be You have
• 54:23
  to have a lot of money to own a slave.
• 54:25
  And I'd be rich as fuck back then.
• 54:26
  And I'd be rich as hell. No, look at Eddie.
• 54:28
  Look it up. How much?
• 54:29
  Like I thought, you're about to say, Eddie, look at me.
• 54:31
  What? What?
• 54:32
  What was the, what was the normal like income that to own a
• 54:35
  slave in America, I guess, or something like that.
• 54:37
  You know what I mean? Like what, what was your, what
• 54:39
  was your, what do you call it? You're like, how much you make a
• 54:41
  year? Tax bracket.
• 54:44
  Yeah, yeah. What tax bracket you got to be
• 54:45
  into owning another human. But like most of the time it was
• 54:49
  farmers, right. In the at least after the 1800s
• 54:52
  and the 18 like into the 1800s, it was mostly farmers that had
• 54:55
  slaves. I would guess, yeah.
• 54:57
  Because it all, it started, it started going away, I feel like
• 55:01
  in the 1800s up north. Well, I'm trying to think of any
• 55:04
  other source of income back then where it's not like people were,
• 55:08
  there wasn't a lot of other occupations, you know what I
• 55:11
  mean? Like.
• 55:13
  But like when when the North was like industrializing and stuff,
• 55:17
  the South was still like all farmland.
• 55:20
  And that's that's why the civil war happened because they were
• 55:22
  like, wait, wait, wait, why are we getting rid of our workforce?
• 55:26
  And everyone up north was like, we don't do that shit anymore.
• 55:28
  Dude look at that average price. Average price for slave in 1850
• 55:31
  was around $400.00. Can you?
• 55:34
  People were really putting a dollar sign on people.
• 55:36
  Can you compare that to like what it would be worth today or
• 55:39
  is that what they're saying? $400.00 in 1850 with the
• 55:43
  inflation calculator. A lot of money.
• 55:45
  That is a shit load of money. Yeah, that's why, yeah, four,
• 55:49
  $400. $400.00 You can't buy a puppy with $400.
• 55:52
  Like I don't think I would buy me for $400.00 back.
• 55:54
  I'm not worth $400.00 currently. This country is only a few 100
• 55:58
  years old and it's been through some crazy shit.
• 56:01
  What is it going to be next year?
• 56:02
  Next year is our 300 your birthday.
• 56:05
  What are? We doing 15 1/2 grand. $15,000.
• 56:10
  Would you say you're worth 15 grand right now, Malcolm?
• 56:12
  That's crazy. Why is it going to be?
• 56:13
  Malcolm going once, going twice. Sold.
• 56:19
  That is crazy. I don't think I'm worth 15 grand
• 56:21
  right now. I don't. 15 grand is a lot of
• 56:24
  money. It's a.
• 56:24
  Shit load of money. I think they were like.
• 56:26
  It's really not for a for a human being bro.
• 56:29
  I'm a sell a lot of money title bro.
• 56:31
  So like when you think about it, I can go get a car that's going
• 56:33
  to break in five years for $20,000, or you can get a human
• 56:37
  being that's going to live for fucking 70.
• 56:39
  You don't know that. Yeah.
• 56:41
  But I'm saying like that's that's that's good value for
• 56:43
  your money. Dude honestly this on some
• 56:45
  bread. Would be and it's fucked.
• 56:48
  But yeah, so this is, is this where you think you'd be that
• 56:50
  you said yes? I think I'll.
• 56:52
  Take that so. I mean, I didn't know I was
• 56:53
  going to be inside this building.
• 56:54
  Like I didn't know I did you. That building over there is for
• 56:58
  sale. Which one?
• 56:59
  The corner yellow one right there, right across the road.
• 57:02
  On the other side of the rack. With the loading dock that's
• 57:05
  massive and the big parking on the side, it looks so good.
• 57:11
  No, it's a misconception that only wealthy people own slaves
• 57:13
  in the United States. While wealthy plantation owners
• 57:15
  were prominent slave owners, the vast majority of enslavers were
• 57:19
  not wealthy and owned a small amount.
• 57:21
  Well, they can't really say that because they just told me how
• 57:23
  much the slave was. And I'm telling you right now
• 57:25
  that not everyone has $15,000 to dump on another human.
• 57:28
  Being well, they got paid in for back then, $400.00 payments
• 57:31
  you're in. Oh, middle class enslavers.
• 57:32
  Many middle class families in the South owned slaves.
• 57:35
  Yeah. OK.
• 57:36
  That makes sense. I've been on ancestry.com
• 57:40
  recently trying to. Why are you bringing it up now
• 57:42
  that we're talking about this? That's fucked up.
• 57:45
  That's so. Weird yo because my SO I went on
• 57:48
  ancestry.com my my dad's mom has info going back to like 1800s.
• 57:57
  Been in New Jersey since then like her family, my grandpa, my
• 58:01
  dad's dad, it stops at him. So I'm assuming his parents were
• 58:04
  like slaves or something and there's just no info on them.
• 58:07
  What year does it stop? Like descendants of slaves, Like
• 58:11
  probably a generation or two of there's nothing past my dad's
• 58:15
  dad. There's just no info.
• 58:17
  You, you had to put your DNA in that shit.
• 58:19
  No, no, it's just through public records, records and stuff.
• 58:24
  Like I saw a census census from like 1920 and they were still in
• 58:29
  New Jersey down in no Matawan or Manalapan or something.
• 58:32
  You've been a shooby your entire life dude.
• 58:35
  Yeah, been in New Jersey forever.
• 58:38
  Jesus, yo, what is? What is next year's birthday for
• 58:42
  America? Is it 250?
• 58:43
  Is it 300? What is it?
• 58:45
  What are you talking about? Dude, 2025 -, 1770, I mean, you
• 58:50
  know what I'm saying. 2026 -, 1776. 250. 250 What are we
• 58:56
  doing? Gorilla.
• 58:56
  Gorilla. We're going to Chili's sick. 2.
• 59:01
  150 years, it's an infant. Yeah, it's a very young country.
• 59:08
  Yeah, it's gone through. Imagine China so much.
• 59:11
  Thousands. Yeah, thousands of years old.
• 59:15
  Yeah, over what? How old do you think it is?
• 59:20
  I don't know. China China 5.
• 59:23
  China. I have no idea. 1000 years old.
• 59:25
  5000 years old. 5000. I've been called Eddie, Idris
• 59:29
  Elba. Come on, Idris.
• 59:31
  Oh, that's a good one. Or I'll hit him with the Eddie
• 59:33
  Alfredo 5. 5000 Eddie, Genie, you know, Carl, you know there's
• 59:38
  a movie called Eddington coming up.
• 59:41
  Eddington. What's the plot?
• 59:43
  What's the plot? It's by the guy that did
• 59:44
  Midsummer. Who the fuck is Oh shit.
• 59:49
  Oh wait, I've seen this movie before.
• 59:50
  It's sad. It's kind of creepy.
• 59:52
  Eddington. You didn't see Midsummer, I
• 59:55
  don't think. Midsummer.
• 59:57
  You saw that? Yeah.
• 59:58
  I think that cult thing where they start tripping and people
• 1:00:00
  start dying and. I don't think you saw.
• 1:00:02
  That I think I'm thinking about. Maybe I'm talking about 500 days
• 1:00:05
  of summer. Yeah, look at Eddington.
• 1:00:09
  You think it was Buffalo getting pushed off the mountain?
• 1:00:13
  Yeah, I don't know. That's what they did back in
• 1:00:15
  what, 18, late 1800s, because they wanted to starve the Native
• 1:00:19
  Americans. Yeah, you saw that pile of
• 1:00:21
  Buffalo. Well, they would hunt them, they
• 1:00:23
  would chase them off mountains. They would.
• 1:00:25
  That's crazy. And then they would just take
• 1:00:26
  the fur and leave the body to rot.
• 1:00:28
  Dude, yeah, there was this movie called Dances With.
• 1:00:34
  Wolves. And there was like a scene.
• 1:00:36
  That movie's great. There was this scene where there
• 1:00:40
  was like a big field of just Buffalo and they were just
• 1:00:42
  empty. All I could think about during
• 1:00:44
  that time, 'cause I was obviously I didn't watch it when
• 1:00:46
  it came out. Like all I could think about
• 1:00:47
  that at that time is this episode of Man Versus Wild where
• 1:00:52
  he cuts like a gigantic camel open and he literally sleeps in
• 1:00:56
  it. Oh yeah.
• 1:00:57
  I'm like, imagine you're just like in a camel and you're like
• 1:01:00
  laying on your side and you're just on the cell phone.
• 1:01:03
  Oh my God, what's that smell? Supposedly that show was like
• 1:01:08
  pretty fabricated. I'm.
• 1:01:10
  Sure they all are. Survivorman was real, though.
• 1:01:12
  Oh yeah, yeah, yes, that's the one I'm talking about.
• 1:01:14
  No, no, Man versus Wild did the camel thing.
• 1:01:17
  Which one is Survivorman? It was the American dude, so not
• 1:01:22
  Bear Grylls. Yeah, Man versus Wild was Bear
• 1:01:25
  Grylls, and then his shit was not really real.
• 1:01:28
  Oh, Survivorman was that one guy who would always wear a bandana.
• 1:01:31
  Yeah, the bandana. He was.
• 1:01:33
  He was real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:35
  Supposedly. You ever think you ever reverse
• 1:01:40
  the roles of human beings and farm animals?
• 1:01:44
  Yeah. I do not think about that often.
• 1:01:47
  I think about that shit often. It's like Animal Farm.
• 1:01:50
  Yeah. And then I saw an AI thing and
• 1:01:53
  AI generated 1 yesterday where they did that and it was like
• 1:01:57
  pigs walking around the farm and it was humans like eating out of
• 1:02:00
  the things it. Was animals.
• 1:02:01
  He was like feeding them. Oh Nah.
• 1:02:04
  Yeah. But there's an episode of Family
• 1:02:06
  Guy like that, where Stewie's like that or, you know, they're
• 1:02:09
  the dog and Brian is like walking around and like walking
• 1:02:14
  them and shit. I always think about that.
• 1:02:18
  You got to eat though. You got to eat so.
• 1:02:20
  Yeah, just factory farming's disgusting.
• 1:02:22
  Yeah, it's terrible. We got to eat.
• 1:02:25
  We got. You still be eating it.
• 1:02:27
  We got to eat. Would you have done nothing?
• 1:02:29
  Would you have done anything differently in the past year,
• 1:02:31
  Frankie? I mean, I get all my fucking
• 1:02:33
  steak from farms locally. What is it?
• 1:02:37
  What they call it fucking? Omaha, you get them delivered.
• 1:02:39
  No the. Pasture.
• 1:02:41
  Raise pasture. Rate, right?
• 1:02:42
  That's what it has to be. Would you have done anything
• 1:02:45
  differently than past year? Sorry I got to sneak one of
• 1:02:47
  these in here. Oh.
• 1:02:47
  He's like reading them. He's reading them as we go.
• 1:02:49
  I didn't even realize. Just sneak a question.
• 1:02:53
  Would I do anything differently this past year?
• 1:02:55
  Yeah. This is a pretty, pretty busy
• 1:02:58
  year, actually. Let's just do past two years
• 1:03:00
  since the podcast has been alive.
• 1:03:01
  Yeah. Would you have bought the
• 1:03:03
  building across the street? If it was for sale or something.
• 1:03:06
  Here's the thing though. Like how much is that thing?
• 1:03:07
  I don't actually have any money, so I'd have to go to a bank.
• 1:03:09
  I'd have to be like, hey, you want to give me like $500,000
• 1:03:13
  for no reason like so it's a big process, I.
• 1:03:15
  Don't know if that's a $500,000 building.
• 1:03:17
  I don't know. I don't know shit about
• 1:03:18
  anything. Dude, really?
• 1:03:19
  It looks big. Yeah, and like this building
• 1:03:22
  would be millions of dollars. That's just that.
• 1:03:23
  That's why I think that we. Actually should have stopped in
• 1:03:26
  there last week because they had a sign outside that says
• 1:03:29
  auction. They were probably auctioning
• 1:03:30
  off fucking equipment. Probably could have seen what
• 1:03:32
  was in there. Well, too late now.
• 1:03:35
  You. Didn't tell me you.
• 1:03:36
  Know I could go right now we can literally walk out whatever that
• 1:03:40
  door is we'll. Just bring the mics.
• 1:03:41
  To just look over there. Before we'll go.
• 1:03:44
  No you should check it out. It is a sick building which
• 1:03:47
  sucks because it's I. All I could think about was
• 1:03:49
  like. Oh.
• 1:03:54
  I mean, there's no way to drive in it though.
• 1:03:56
  You think I should have did anything different?
• 1:03:57
  It's in the front. Oh really?
• 1:03:59
  Yeah, the in that gated. Area though at that parking.
• 1:04:01
  Lot, yeah, that's that is that's area.
• 1:04:03
  Yeah, yeah, was. Sure, Malcolm's got a lot of
• 1:04:05
  things I could have did differently in the last year.
• 1:04:07
  What? What would you have said that
• 1:04:09
  Frankie should have done differently?
• 1:04:11
  That's a lot. Crazy you're.
• 1:04:13
  Fired. You're fired.
• 1:04:14
  No, you've probably got a lot. Well, you could have done
• 1:04:16
  differently. You're fired.
• 1:04:19
  You could have given us all $100,000 bonus you.
• 1:04:22
  Could. Have given me.
• 1:04:24
  A2 week paid vacation. Could have done that, barely.
• 1:04:30
  You could have. Let's see you guys.
• 1:04:35
  Should have a PTO policy. Do you guys not have a PTO
• 1:04:38
  policy? Where you.
• 1:04:39
  Accrue PTO. We do.
• 1:04:40
  Yeah, we do. Do we?
• 1:04:43
  And then you like put PTO in the system.
• 1:04:44
  No, we don't have PTO here. Why not?
• 1:04:47
  You have sick days, you have vacation time.
• 1:04:50
  Oh, you do have vacation time? Here, Yeah, one year, I mean,
• 1:04:52
  one month, one. Week 1 year.
• 1:04:54
  You heard it, I'm out. I'm out.
• 1:04:56
  One week, Jesus, one week. That's a lot of vacation days.
• 1:04:59
  That's what I thought. One week, What is yours at your
• 1:05:02
  other job? Your old job.
• 1:05:02
  Oh, the corporate one. What are you talking about?
• 1:05:05
  What are we trying to? Compare I was on, I was off on
• 1:05:08
  Memorial Day. I think you guys were the only
• 1:05:09
  business that was open. Yeah, we're not doing that next.
• 1:05:11
  Year we were off every other year besides this year.
• 1:05:13
  Yeah, don't do that anymore because I was like these guys
• 1:05:15
  look so. Yeah, because that's when we
• 1:05:18
  would go camping and we were off.
• 1:05:19
  We were here last week. Yeah, and we weren't.
• 1:05:22
  I was like, where is everybody? Pretty sure no no.
• 1:05:25
  I mean, have you guys had something?
• 1:05:26
  Planned. I might be thinking of a
• 1:05:27
  different day. This, this how Memorial Day is
• 1:05:31
  the, the one that I always question.
• 1:05:34
  I'm like probably going to come in because when I worked in the
• 1:05:39
  automotive industry, they they didn't give me any time off
• 1:05:41
  ever. It was like, yeah, you got
• 1:05:42
  Christmas and Thanksgiving. Yeah, but you could be better
• 1:05:45
  now. Like you, these guys could
• 1:05:47
  actually love and kiss you and stuff.
• 1:05:49
  I don't want them to. I ain't doing that you.
• 1:05:51
  You want to stroke them so. Well, I actually gave everyone
• 1:05:53
  the option. Eddie took off and Malcolm came
• 1:05:55
  in and Chris came in and he's just took off because he's got a
• 1:06:00
  family. All right, well.
• 1:06:03
  So just me and Chrissy were here on Memorial Day.
• 1:06:05
  What did Eddie do on Memorial Day?
• 1:06:07
  Dude, I. Just stayed in relaxed.
• 1:06:09
  I just think he didn't want to drive here to be honest with.
• 1:06:12
  You. Oh, yeah, You probably do have a
• 1:06:13
  hell of a drive. Is it far?
• 1:06:15
  Yeah. It's like, how long?
• 1:06:17
  Depends on the day. I mean it would have been if his
• 1:06:20
  fastest commute because nobody would have been on the.
• 1:06:22
  Road. Yeah, you could have.
• 1:06:22
  Flew. Down going southbound or
• 1:06:24
  northbound, Everyone's going South.
• 1:06:26
  Yeah, for the did people go to the beach?
• 1:06:28
  It was pretty cold. Bad weather.
• 1:06:30
  Cold. They weren't at the beach.
• 1:06:31
  I feel like everybody was at Jang's this past weekend that
• 1:06:35
  fucking. It was like a whole bunch of
• 1:06:36
  pleasant teens there. That's was that Seger or
• 1:06:40
  whatever. Bob Seger.
• 1:06:41
  No, no. Seaside.
• 1:06:42
  The stabbing. Seaside.
• 1:06:43
  What? It was a stabbing.
• 1:06:44
  In Seaside, they're just stabbing in Seaside every day.
• 1:06:48
  Yeah, yeah, nice. Like 75 people got arrested, got
• 1:06:51
  stabbed, 3 got stabbed, 75 people got arrested.
• 1:06:54
  I mean, 3 is still kind of horrible too.
• 1:06:56
  I mean one is horrible but like, imagine just somebody just
• 1:06:59
  running through a crowd. God.
• 1:07:01
  Oh, imagine getting stabbed. Oh.
• 1:07:03
  The thing is, is at that speed and without prompt, I feel like
• 1:07:07
  I would get stabbed and I'd be like.
• 1:07:09
  Yeah, you would think you just got scratched.
• 1:07:11
  Or what the fuck. And I'd go like this and I'd be
• 1:07:13
  like. Oh, I'm leaking.
• 1:07:14
  Oh, I'm leaking. I'm Dyington.
• 1:07:18
  I got Stabbington. Right in the middle of Stakes
• 1:07:21
  Unlimited. My God or no, I don't like it
• 1:07:25
  from there. I like it from Midway.
• 1:07:28
  Like down the shore at Seaside. You know the store for cheese
• 1:07:31
  steaks and shit? They like cut out the middle of
• 1:07:33
  the roll and then they put the fucking whole last thing in
• 1:07:35
  there. It's pretty good.
• 1:07:36
  Freak shit. What other question you got on
• 1:07:38
  there? Oh yeah.
• 1:07:39
  Yeah, yeah. Do you miss drifting?
• 1:07:42
  Give me a real answer. You don't want the real answer.
• 1:07:46
  You're probably you're probably OK with no, give me that.
• 1:07:49
  That's why look, you think I'm playing that questions on there
• 1:07:53
  give me a real answer. I didn't type shit.
• 1:07:54
  I don't really miss drifting. I knew.
• 1:07:57
  It I like drifting, but I don't miss it to like like I don't go
• 1:08:01
  home and I'm like drifting like I that never happens.
• 1:08:05
  Because he ain't doing it. You don't miss this feeling
• 1:08:08
  right here. I enjoy it, but I don't say I
• 1:08:16
  miss it like I like I enjoy doing it.
• 1:08:21
  The missing it. Some people think you're
• 1:08:23
  finishing your car for Super D. That might be a rumor you.
• 1:08:29
  Guys, oh, look at that little I saw twinkle in.
• 1:08:32
  I knew it. Or, well, not.
• 1:08:33
  I knew it, but I said he might. It might be in that ballpark,
• 1:08:38
  but I don't think that's the main reason.
• 1:08:40
  No, that's kind of the reason. Is it really?
• 1:08:43
  Cats out of the bed. That's what I want to do, yeah.
• 1:08:45
  You know you had to like apply and do this and do that.
• 1:08:48
  I'm not doing any of that so. He said I got enough stain, they
• 1:08:51
  let me if they. Let me in and that's cool, but
• 1:08:53
  if if not then whatever, I'll just finish my car.
• 1:08:55
  Yeah, I don't know if you would know how to do any of these new
• 1:08:58
  school things. Like I probably signed up for a
• 1:09:00
  drift event with like a carrier pigeon.
• 1:09:02
  I saw something the other day and it said something super D
• 1:09:06
  something and. You had to buy a license and
• 1:09:07
  apply. That's I feel like that's a way
• 1:09:09
  for everyone to vet get vetted. I don't know.
• 1:09:12
  I don't know if it was my event, I'd want to choose who was there
• 1:09:14
  and not if I had the ability to. Oh.
• 1:09:17
  Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure.
• 1:09:18
  It's like, you know what? I'd love to go, but I feel like
• 1:09:21
  when I'm there and I'm just watching everybody drift, I'm on
• 1:09:23
  that same level of like when I'm out there, it'd be my second
• 1:09:26
  time there and I'd be like, awesome, that's it, ABS yeah,
• 1:09:30
  Apple Valley. I'd just be there being like,
• 1:09:32
  this is my second time here and I the first time I was here.
• 1:09:35
  I you did drive though. Right, I said I wanted to drive
• 1:09:36
  it with my own car. Yeah, it was pretty fun.
• 1:09:38
  Yeah, never been there. It was pretty fun and it was.
• 1:09:43
  It was extremely similar to the Aceto Corso one.
• 1:09:49
  But I actually like in order of like what's more important to
• 1:09:54
  me. Hearing my car run is pretty
• 1:09:59
  high up there. Driving across the country with
• 1:10:01
  my friends is pretty high up there.
• 1:10:03
  Oh yeah. Drifting my car is very low so
• 1:10:07
  like in that order. Like I just want to hear my
• 1:10:09
  engine. You love the journey, not the
• 1:10:11
  destination. I love travelling, I want to go
• 1:10:13
  to, I love the West Coast, I love the desert.
• 1:10:15
  What if you put a word in and like, let's say your car's not
• 1:10:18
  done? I'd still drive across the
• 1:10:19
  country, but now I'm going to bring my car.
• 1:10:21
  Carl's like, give me in there. Now I can bring my car.
• 1:10:23
  We all can travel, but. But OR straight up just chops.
• 1:10:32
  Yeah, I would like to. Dude I would fucking work on my
• 1:10:34
  chop and make it real usable. The bag.
• 1:10:38
  I would like to bring my motorcycle.
• 1:10:40
  Put on the big tab there. Bro, I'll be at at Grange.
• 1:10:44
  Bro, the excess would fucking fucking dying.
• 1:10:48
  I would die. I would give myself a hernia.
• 1:10:50
  You mean like on the on the road there the driveway?
• 1:10:54
  Everywhere else it'd be fine, and then we get to the desert
• 1:10:56
  and that shit's just going to fall apart.
• 1:10:59
  But yeah, realistically, like, I mean, I'm working on the car and
• 1:11:03
  this open house is pretty much like the last big thing that
• 1:11:06
  we're like preparing for. Wait, here's another quick shop.
• 1:11:09
  You don't miss drifting. But do you love drifting?
• 1:11:13
  Oh. I don't think I love much in
• 1:11:16
  life, but yeah, I guess if I did love anything, I'd love
• 1:11:18
  drifting, yeah. OK, I'm just hungry.
• 1:11:21
  I love that he's eating this. The only food we got.
• 1:11:25
  Honestly, if you put some. OK, you want.
• 1:11:28
  Buffalo chicken. You want the fucking chicken
• 1:11:30
  sauce? On some hot sauce on it.
• 1:11:31
  Yeah, what do you want? Give me the truth.
• 1:11:33
  Nothing but the truth. Raise your right hand.
• 1:11:35
  Drifting's kind of fucking gay lately.
• 1:11:37
  Why? Ouch.
• 1:11:39
  I don't know, you know when you missed something and you're
• 1:11:41
  like, I missed how it was you're.
• 1:11:43
  Too far. You need to shrink up the bubble
• 1:11:49
  because who gives a fuck to? Me, I think there's.
• 1:11:52
  Not doing and not a person. 'S doing uniqueness.
• 1:11:55
  No, it's just like. You can.
• 1:11:59
  Saturated for sure. No, you.
• 1:12:01
  Cannot. That's obvious.
• 1:12:02
  You cannot. It's not there's a car.
• 1:12:07
  There's, there's, there's, there's, there's four groups of
• 1:12:10
  drifting in front of me, right? There's, I'm not even, there's
• 1:12:13
  not really four groups. I'm just saying in my mind,
• 1:12:16
  you're at an event. There's four groups of different
• 1:12:19
  kinds of cars and people and whatnot.
• 1:12:21
  You know, you are not like any of these groups.
• 1:12:24
  This the group of person that you.
• 1:12:27
  Are still yeah, yeah. So enjoy that part of it, you
• 1:12:32
  know what I mean? I don't.
• 1:12:33
  There you go, he's. Bubble, He's right.
• 1:12:35
  Yeah, that means your bubble's too big.
• 1:12:38
  I'm telling you every day bro, my bubble's like this big and
• 1:12:42
  now I just care about what's in. This I mean that that's how I am
• 1:12:45
  you. Can't generalize it all, yeah?
• 1:12:48
  But like, dude, but what I'm saying like people like, oh, you
• 1:12:50
  don't miss drifting. It's like, well I don't see
• 1:12:52
  anything that like. Makes me miss drifting.
• 1:12:55
  Go watch videos of yourself before.
• 1:12:57
  That's what I do. When I get upset and I would get
• 1:12:58
  sad, I'm like, Oh no. I don't want to see me drift.
• 1:13:01
  I mean, but like when I heard like, oh see's garage is coming,
• 1:13:03
  I was like, OK, that's cool. Like that's cool.
• 1:13:07
  That's why I was like, OK, let me fucking paint this shit and
• 1:13:08
  see. It's still one of the, your car
• 1:13:11
  was still one of the very nicest cars, you know what I mean?
• 1:13:14
  Where you would see and you're like, yeah, there it is.
• 1:13:17
  And then now it's like not there.
• 1:13:18
  So I feel like. I mean, I'm going to enjoy like,
• 1:13:21
  I mean, like, I, I liked how my car looked like the last
• 1:13:24
  iteration of it. That's why I'm not painting it
• 1:13:26
  like I just like how it looks fine.
• 1:13:28
  Yeah, I, I, I'm excited to drive the car drifting, though.
• 1:13:33
  I mean, as soon as you drive the car, you're going to be like, I
• 1:13:35
  want to drift it. I'm, I'm more excited to like
• 1:13:39
  just have a car so that we can do things again.
• 1:13:42
  You know what I mean? Like, because you've been
• 1:13:44
  waiting for that for fucking years.
• 1:13:46
  God. I've been waiting for that shit
• 1:13:47
  bro. You ain't driving that shit.
• 1:13:50
  I'm saying I've been waiting to do shit.
• 1:13:51
  I'm driving that shit. I'm hitting a wall too.
• 1:13:53
  I bought a whole ass BN kit. Yeah.
• 1:13:57
  And now? After talking shit about it for
• 1:13:59
  years I bought a whole ass BN. I bought a whole ass BN kit
• 1:14:03
  because first of all the car was your car wasn't even running for
• 1:14:06
  two years. I know.
• 1:14:08
  In those two years. So now I'm fucking finally here.
• 1:14:11
  So you better. Hurry it.
• 1:14:12
  I know, thanks for not annoying me for the last year. 06 months.
• 1:14:17
  But yeah, that's cute. I gave up on it.
• 1:14:21
  I realize that you do not react well if I tell you to do
• 1:14:24
  something the whole. Time that is true.
• 1:14:25
  So I just gave. Up which is the same as you.
• 1:14:27
  Yeah, so you have to let me do it like on my.
• 1:14:30
  Yeah, I don't like being told to do anything.
• 1:14:31
  Yeah. Get back to work, Malcolm, every
• 1:14:34
  day and. I'll just be like, OK and do it.
• 1:14:38
  No, you don't. Yeah, I do.
• 1:14:44
  Should we cap it at an hour? This has been so good so far.
• 1:14:47
  Were there any questions about this open house?
• 1:14:49
  Oh, wait, yeah, do we? OK.
• 1:14:51
  But yeah, we this supposed to be fast anyway so.
• 1:14:53
  My next. Question was, can you wear a
• 1:14:55
  colored shirt one time? I think you would be awesome in
• 1:14:57
  a pink shirt. Thanks Carl, but no.
• 1:14:59
  You would look like a lesbian. That's true.
• 1:15:01
  That's what we all agreed with in the other discord.
• 1:15:04
  I was like, you think if Frankie wore a colored shirt he would
• 1:15:07
  look cool and everyone was like. No, but the colored Franklin
• 1:15:10
  DeGeneres. I used to wear red shirts.
• 1:15:15
  I had a red shirt I liked. You had a red shirt.
• 1:15:19
  It has. It was a Vans shirt.
• 1:15:20
  I like that shirt. Damn, I thought you hated red.
• 1:15:22
  Yeah, I don't. I like that shirt.
• 1:15:24
  I don't know if red I. Like that shirt I.
• 1:15:26
  Think like a dark green would look good.
• 1:15:30
  Yeah, I don't know. I just stopped like around like
• 1:15:34
  2011 or 12. No 12 or 13.
• 1:15:37
  Honestly, give us some grey. Some grey.
• 1:15:38
  I wear Navy blue. I used to always wear grey and I
• 1:15:41
  had grey jeans and and this, but then I remember I was under, I
• 1:15:44
  was under Dustin's car and and fucking Jeff Marlow like fucking
• 1:15:48
  rubbed his hand on my fucking white shirt and I was like, I'm
• 1:15:51
  fucking done after today and I just never.
• 1:15:53
  Your world went black after that.
• 1:15:54
  Yeah, literally. I was like, I'm not doing this
• 1:15:56
  shit every. My pants would be ruined in a
• 1:15:58
  fucking week. Grease everywhere.
• 1:16:01
  I'm like, it's black from today. Just calm everywhere.
• 1:16:06
  What? Wait, what?
• 1:16:09
  You said. Are you looking for the
• 1:16:11
  questions? I got here you want.
• 1:16:15
  It's you bro, you're on the podcast.
• 1:16:17
  Yeah, you're over. There.
• 1:16:20
  What's that thing on the? Back he's got like a battery
• 1:16:22
  pack. He's a life support on his
• 1:16:23
  phone. Shit, dude has a mega block on
• 1:16:25
  the back of his phone. Yeah.
• 1:16:27
  I got that mega cock. What?
• 1:16:30
  Ricardo says what's good with that Patreon parking.
• 1:16:34
  No, no, there's none. Here's your answer that's.
• 1:16:38
  You're on time. And don't get here.
• 1:16:40
  Do not get here early because you ain't going to be coming in.
• 1:16:43
  So don't let them. Do not.
• 1:16:45
  I will yell at whoever the fuck I want to yell at that day.
• 1:16:48
  That parking spot's mine. You heard it on the podcast for
• 1:16:51
  5 minutes. You're good.
• 1:16:52
  I will yell at anybody. We got, we got some.
• 1:16:55
  Phones Hashi spec says will the SIM be set up for drift only or
• 1:16:59
  can we time attack as well? I I wish I knew.
• 1:17:02
  I think it's going to be drift only but I'm sure if you asked
• 1:17:06
  the guy he could do a grip car or something.
• 1:17:10
  I. Don't think you guys know
• 1:17:12
  anything actually, Malcolm. But you.
• 1:17:15
  I know everything. Wouldn't know the answer.
• 1:17:17
  To that anymore, no, he's just going to be he's going to
• 1:17:21
  literally put on a set of Corsa and he told us the pack he's
• 1:17:24
  going to use so the pack. This is my.
• 1:17:26
  This is my. I think it was called Loudpack.
• 1:17:29
  No, just kidding. The.
• 1:17:30
  Zaza pack dot ETS is the best pack.
• 1:17:33
  I don't know, but he says they're they have great reviews
• 1:17:36
  and everybody loves it and style.
• 1:17:37
  I think it's just a drift SIM. What am I doing?
• 1:17:39
  Yeah, it's mostly only going to be a drift SIM because that's
• 1:17:42
  our demographic. I just opened this one, Frankie.
• 1:17:46
  Come on, brother. Oh, hurry up.
• 1:17:48
  Josh Bees says who would win in a fight?
• 1:17:51
  Five Gorillas versus 500 Carls with one Jay-Z.
• 1:17:56
  That's not a bad question. Like if Carl had one Jay-Z as a
• 1:17:59
  heart. No, he's winning.
• 1:18:02
  I meant like he has a vehicle. Or or it would be like 5
• 1:18:07
  gorillas and behind the gorillas is A1 Jay-Z and then the 500
• 1:18:12
  Carls are on this side. It's up.
• 1:18:15
  Or imagine Carl as the Bicentennial Man Powered by A1
• 1:18:18
  Jay-Z. She's going to get raw knocked.
• 1:18:23
  Yeah. Can we go back to the original?
• 1:18:26
  What is it, 100 Men versus gorilla?
• 1:18:28
  Oh, you're still on? That the gorilla's winning.
• 1:18:30
  Just I just want everyone to know that that's my A. 100 men.
• 1:18:33
  Yep. No.
• 1:18:34
  The gorilla's winning. No.
• 1:18:35
  I'm just to let you know. One of those men are figuring
• 1:18:38
  out how to make a weapon. In that time, there's no.
• 1:18:40
  Weapons. Bare hands.
• 1:18:44
  Bare hands. I think 100 men are going to win
• 1:18:46
  against gorilla. Fair enough.
• 1:18:47
  One gorilla. Let's ask AI.
• 1:18:51
  Put it in the fucking simulator. I'm going to.
• 1:18:54
  Heat this. Up.
• 1:18:55
  That's whatever you want to do, Carl.
• 1:18:57
  I'm scared though that the tin foil is going to.
• 1:18:59
  It's not going to do anything. We just saw a video of it.
• 1:19:01
  I might just do it right now. Do it.
• 1:19:03
  Give it. A go.
• 1:19:05
  If it if it explodes or something or I'm going to scream
• 1:19:07
  all. Right, because it's.
• 1:19:08
  Just like. All right, give us one second.
• 1:19:11
  Carl's going to microwave the MRE that has a can you foil
• 1:19:14
  lining. Can you put that in a simulator
• 1:19:15
  or something? You're going to put it in the
• 1:19:16
  microwave. Or like ask AI like in your
• 1:19:18
  opinion do you using 100 men versus one gorilla who would win
• 1:19:22
  and just see what it says? RHD Brody says sell me an oil
• 1:19:27
  cooler for my 180. Yeah sure you could have one for
• 1:19:29
  retail. What are the Grady ones or the?
• 1:19:33
  Why do you have to say with a sarcastic attitude?
• 1:19:37
  What? Yeah, you can have one.
• 1:19:40
  There's no discount. They're on their website, right?
• 1:19:42
  Yeah. All right.
• 1:19:44
  You got the gritty one I put. A gritty oil cooler kit up
• 1:19:47
  there, That shit's expensive. Or you could do.
• 1:19:49
  But it's sick A. Chase Bays oil cooler yeah,
• 1:19:51
  probably did know what it did is that I turned.
• 1:19:53
  It. Off, Carl just said it almost
• 1:19:56
  exploded. All right, don't.
• 1:19:57
  Do that then why do you guys have so many problems with it?
• 1:20:00
  I put tinfoil in all the time. Is your microwave a actual
• 1:20:06
  microwave, or is it a convection oven?
• 1:20:08
  It's not a convection oven, it's a microwave.
• 1:20:11
  Maybe it's just has some new technology, I don't know.
• 1:20:14
  I think it's just that thing I'm talking about that that doesn't
• 1:20:16
  do the same thing. Yeah, maybe it's.
• 1:20:17
  I don't know. Was it just one gorilla?
• 1:20:19
  Yeah, it was working great, right?
• 1:20:23
  Prolonged use I saw. So it warmed up.
• 1:20:26
  Boom. Press Nope.
• 1:20:29
  Had to stop it you. Want me to read this?
• 1:20:31
  Yeah, sure. One gorilla versus 100.
• 1:20:34
  Yeah, read it. Conclusion.
• 1:20:37
  Without any tools, resources or weapons, the 100 men would
• 1:20:41
  eventually win because of their numbers and ability to outlast
• 1:20:44
  the gorilla. It would take a lot of
• 1:20:47
  coordination and sacrifice, but once the gorilla starts to tire,
• 1:20:51
  the men could wear it down. Well, this is good news.
• 1:20:54
  AI is not that smart yet, so we're good.
• 1:20:57
  You're smarter, I guess. I'm definitely smarter.
• 1:20:59
  You're a fucking idiot. I think 100 men are destroying a
• 1:21:02
  gorilla. No.
• 1:21:03
  What if you send off 10 at a time?
• 1:21:05
  Yeah, that wearing them out, wearing that gorilla out.
• 1:21:08
  Dude. Not Abner.
• 1:21:09
  If 100 men attacked a gorilla gouged his eyes out off the bat,
• 1:21:12
  I'm standing. On this one, I'm sorry all.
• 1:21:14
  Right, I'm going to throw you in a cage with a gorilla.
• 1:21:17
  You. Don't need to, I know I'm going
• 1:21:18
  to die. No, I'm going to just have
• 1:21:21
  tickle you till you give up. They don't do that.
• 1:21:23
  They rip your nut sack off and eat it.
• 1:21:28
  Elijah Blue asks will Frankie sign my Creed album at the open
• 1:21:31
  house? I get if you want me to I guess.
• 1:21:37
  There you go. I hate that band, but yeah.
• 1:21:40
  You love them. I hate creed.
• 1:21:43
  Frankie Bean says will there will you have hot dogs?
• 1:21:45
  I wish we would. Oh.
• 1:21:47
  Man, I would love some hot. Dogs.
• 1:21:48
  I've been addicted to hot dogs for the past week.
• 1:21:50
  Well, that sucks. We have fatty sandwiches come in
• 1:21:52
  or whatever it is. Yeah.
• 1:21:54
  And I'm paying just a lot of fucking money for this.
• 1:21:56
  So if you guys could get as much food as you can, I would greatly
• 1:21:59
  appreciate it. Thank you.
• 1:22:03
  How come's not even going? To eat, get me a bullhorn.
• 1:22:05
  So that halfway, maybe like an hour into it, I'll go like, hey,
• 1:22:08
  just make sure you go check out fast.
• 1:22:09
  Food, I said. We should get a megaphone.
• 1:22:11
  They have one at harbor freight. It's like 14 bucks.
• 1:22:15
  How do you not look this up? Are you going to hear?
• 1:22:17
  Yeah. I don't, yeah.
• 1:22:18
  I don't know if I want to hear Carl all day.
• 1:22:19
  All day. No, no, that's not.
• 1:22:21
  I have my, I have my baby cousin there with me.
• 1:22:24
  I have to be a real monster. Hey, Carl, you want to smoke a
• 1:22:29
  cigarette? Yeah, No.
• 1:22:32
  That brings me to the next question.
• 1:22:34
  Damn where the weed smoking section at?
• 1:22:36
  That would be anywhere. That's not the.
• 1:22:38
  Shop down the street. On the tracks cross.
• 1:22:41
  Road, yeah, get the fuck out of here.
• 1:22:43
  Wrap the block. Get your little fix in.
• 1:22:48
  Yeah, yeah. I feel like Carl will let you
• 1:22:52
  know. I feel.
• 1:22:52
  Like if you do smoke food, just be respectful.
• 1:22:54
  Of building and if I smell it then a just watch it.
• 1:22:58
  There's going to be kids around as young people around, like,
• 1:23:01
  have some class. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:23:03
  If you do do it, be respectful. Do it on the on the way.
• 1:23:06
  Would you do this at your own fucking meet?
• 1:23:07
  No. Then don't do it.
• 1:23:08
  Here and if you're going to do heroin, do it behind the
• 1:23:10
  railroad tracks if. You're going to do heroin?
• 1:23:12
  Give me some and free. And if you're.
• 1:23:16
  Going to do meth. Oh and please please please
• 1:23:20
  don't do coke in my bathroom. Oh God.
• 1:23:23
  Is there not a sign of that inside?
• 1:23:24
  We should have a sign. Alyssa has a sign in her
• 1:23:28
  bathroom. That says no coke.
• 1:23:29
  One of our friend that says don't do coke, please don't do
• 1:23:31
  coke in the bathroom and it's in like a.
• 1:23:33
  And we should have. What do you call that like when
• 1:23:35
  you? Like a crochet type thing.
• 1:23:38
  Yeah, but it's like they they sew it through.
• 1:23:42
  The yeah, it's like the circle thing.
• 1:23:43
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really want to get a sign that
• 1:23:45
  says don't shit on my floor because at one time.
• 1:23:48
  Yeah, you had that accident. Yeah, not me, but, well, just
• 1:23:51
  don't talk to that UPS guy anymore and we're good, D Knight
• 1:23:56
  says. Where can I park the family car?
• 1:23:59
  Wherever you can. Yeah, as far as parking goes, we
• 1:24:02
  are. We have extremely limited spots
• 1:24:04
  and to be honest with you, you're better off finding a
• 1:24:07
  shopping center that might be across the street and just
• 1:24:10
  parking there and just walking over.
• 1:24:11
  You don't have permission to do that, but if I was you, that's
• 1:24:14
  what I would do. There's street parking like
• 1:24:17
  surrounding the area. It's like a 5 to 10 minute walk.
• 1:24:20
  Yeah. Not even 5 to 10 minutes like
• 1:24:24
  Max. We're not going to fucking Epcot
• 1:24:28
  five. It's like around the corner.
• 1:24:29
  Like if you parked in that grocery store over there a.
• 1:24:31
  Dude like A5 I walked there just now.
• 1:24:33
  Yeah, that lot is massive. I don't even think they're going
• 1:24:36
  to fucking realize if you're there.
• 1:24:37
  So nonetheless, if you think we're going to help you find
• 1:24:41
  parking, you're crazy. Yeah.
• 1:24:44
  I mean, we're going to try to, I mean the, the, the spots here
• 1:24:47
  are going to fill up pretty fast.
• 1:24:48
  And then we're going to put up, we're putting out a little map.
• 1:24:51
  Y'all could park an American dream and Uber here.
• 1:24:54
  There's buses that I'll try to be outside and then I'll try to
• 1:24:58
  make people. Go.
• 1:25:00
  That would be great. Around Hey, bring that car over
• 1:25:03
  to my house and leave the keys. I got it from here.
• 1:25:08
  I'll take it from there. Cacio says where the gorilla
• 1:25:12
  fight pit going to be. People are really on this
• 1:25:15
  gorilla thing. Is there about, Is that one of
• 1:25:16
  the things I can't believe you didn't get the mechanical bowl?
• 1:25:19
  Though hey, at least we got a band.
• 1:25:20
  That would have been sick. Yeah, the band is fire.
• 1:25:22
  That's Benson. I'm I'm actually excited to hear
• 1:25:26
  that. So what kind of what's the
• 1:25:27
  genre? Surf rock.
• 1:25:28
  Surf Rock. Basically, yes.
• 1:25:30
  Yeah, I posted a snippet over there.
• 1:25:32
  Music. Oh, I was gonna.
• 1:25:33
  Say, can you see music is actually good?
• 1:25:34
  What would? You can you.
• 1:25:35
  The music is good. It's instrumental, there's no
• 1:25:38
  lyrics. Can you?
• 1:25:38
  Describe surf Rock No. It's.
• 1:25:42
  Not Beach Boys surf rock. It's.
• 1:25:44
  Like I could. It's like Coco.
• 1:25:46
  It's not that. It's not that.
• 1:25:50
  I don't even know how to describe.
• 1:25:51
  It find it Hold up. Let me.
• 1:25:54
  Demonetize this whole fucking episode.
• 1:25:55
  No, no, I don't think 5 seconds, 5 seconds.
• 1:25:57
  That's what they do on Rogan. How do you not know that?
• 1:26:01
  Dense Benson. Dense Benson there.
• 1:26:07
  You go. Imagine this on the chopper.
• 1:26:11
  Yeah, I should I bring the chop? Fuck the IS.
• 1:26:16
  Oh yeah. Yeah, he's playing the whole
• 1:26:18
  song. Yo.
• 1:26:19
  Chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out.
• 1:26:22
  This shit's going to be sick, dude.
• 1:26:23
  Hold up. Meshing Moss into.
• 1:26:32
  This. Yeah, I'm fucking going nuts.
• 1:26:33
  Yeah, Carl's going to be in the pit.
• 1:26:34
  Yeah, it's going to be sick. Then we're doing tattoos here
• 1:26:37
  and we're doing the drift SIM and fatties.
• 1:26:41
  I'm definitely getting something.
• 1:26:42
  Motorsport bruise. Motorsport bruise.
• 1:26:44
  Coffee Tattoo. On the House, that'd be cool.
• 1:26:46
  Probably not. No, he's charging 100 bucks plus
• 1:26:49
  tip. I'll probably still.
• 1:26:51
  Try to That's a good price. Jimmy Oak says he wants one.
• 1:26:54
  He's like, how do I get in on that?
• 1:26:55
  I'm like. I saw a one J and I'm going to
• 1:26:58
  get one. Yeah, where are you going to get
• 1:27:00
  it? I don't know.
• 1:27:02
  Kind of wish he had. A Get on your heart.
• 1:27:03
  How? To get it right here.
• 1:27:06
  One J on his chest. Yeah, right where your heart is,
• 1:27:08
  I'll. Put it right here.
• 1:27:10
  That's what runs this body. Right in my veins, it's the.
• 1:27:14
  Greatest edge Or shave the back of your head and put the one J
• 1:27:17
  on there. Be sick dude.
• 1:27:22
  I wish you had AKA on that on that sheet.
• 1:27:24
  Have him draw you on real quick. Why the hell would you want AKA
• 1:27:27
  on there? Because KA's are cool.
• 1:27:29
  No, they're not. Oh.
• 1:27:31
  OK. Last question here.
• 1:27:32
  So, so Del, so where do you guys see the car space being in five
• 1:27:37
  years like prices in cars that are slept on?
• 1:27:39
  Oh, I think cars aren't going to be under six or five grand
• 1:27:43
  anymore in the next five years. Oh, that's what he said.
• 1:27:46
  Yeah, I think they're going to be like 5 grand minimum for
• 1:27:50
  anything cool. Which it kind of is, right?
• 1:27:52
  5 grand. That's low.
• 1:27:54
  No, that's what I've been buying my cars for.
• 1:27:56
  I haven't bought a car over 5 grand in fucking 10 years.
• 1:28:00
  Whoa, actually, like 8 years. No car over 10.
• 1:28:06
  Grand, what are you bringing up, Eddie?
• 1:28:07
  What are you sliding over? Nothing.
• 1:28:09
  Oh, you see someone? Sliding over he.
• 1:28:11
  Said nothing. Did you end up getting that car
• 1:28:15
  from his brother? He just didn't get the title
• 1:28:18
  yet, so I'm just. Waiting for that?
• 1:28:19
  Yeah, he's just waiting all day. Yeah, guys, I'm going to have a
• 1:28:22
  nice 2001 three. 3. Subaru Forester.
• 1:28:27
  Very. Oh, that's sick.
• 1:28:28
  It's my sister's old car. It's very clean.
• 1:28:30
  Like it's really nice. Inside she fucking kept that
• 1:28:33
  shit clean as hell. Like it's like there's nothing
• 1:28:36
  in it. The only thing is the Fender
• 1:28:37
  doesn't line up anymore but. Dude it's like I don't even know
• 1:28:40
  a painter guy that could just fucking that shit outside.
• 1:28:43
  Dude that the car itself looks brand new though.
• 1:28:46
  I'll literally paint that on the car.
• 1:28:48
  Outside. No, wait, what?
• 1:28:50
  Oh, it's like scuffed and stuff. No, it's just like a different
• 1:28:54
  color. Oh, I'll paint it to match the
• 1:28:57
  color. Oh I, I, I haven't even seen the
• 1:28:59
  car yet. Yeah, sorry, it's a.
• 1:29:01
  It's like mismatched fending. Sight unseen?
• 1:29:03
  Yeah, sight unseen. Good car.
• 1:29:06
  Good car, good car. Yeah, 10 grand.
• 1:29:08
  No, no. I was like damn.
• 1:29:10
  Literally giving it to me basically for free, that's how
• 1:29:13
  cheap it is. Kind of a good guy like that.
• 1:29:17
  He's been buying my sister all. Her cars.
• 1:29:18
  He also always has cars. Yeah, yeah, Car salesman.
• 1:29:22
  If you're in that Subaru, if you're into Subarus and you're
• 1:29:25
  down in South Jersey or in Philly area, make sure to hit my
• 1:29:28
  brother up her car. He will give you an unbiased
• 1:29:31
  opinion and he will also tell you something's wrong with it.
• 1:29:34
  You know, if like, hey, yeah, I saw an oil leak in there like
• 1:29:40
  that. I feel like that's some shit
• 1:29:40
  Kenneth would say. Yeah, he'd be like, but just by
• 1:29:42
  the way. Yeah, there's, I don't think you
• 1:29:45
  need that warranty, don't get that warranty.
• 1:29:48
  It's true. So honest.
• 1:29:51
  I would get an extended warranty for a Subaru.
• 1:29:53
  It does 1 covers the motor right?
• 1:29:55
  This covers everything for my life.
• 1:29:57
  This covers the engine, right? Malcolm's beer is probably hot.
• 1:30:04
  Yeah, well, this one's a bit of a shorter one.
• 1:30:06
  It's also earlier, which is sick because now I'm going to eat
• 1:30:09
  dinner at home. Yeah, we've just been hanging
• 1:30:11
  out this podcast, guys, we're we're pooped this week has been
• 1:30:13
  busy at stress, stress filled due to the open house so.
• 1:30:17
  Yeah, and we recorded. We were supposed to record a
• 1:30:19
  podcast yesterday, but we were even more tired yesterday.
• 1:30:22
  Today's a little bit better. I mean, that last podcast we had
• 1:30:25
  was amazing. Yeah, this is the kitchen.
• 1:30:27
  This podcast right here was also pretty good.
• 1:30:29
  I hope that people enjoy this one.
• 1:30:31
  Yeah, inadvertently we answered all my questions, so that works.
• 1:30:39
  All right, I got more. Or less.
• 1:30:40
  Are you having a good time? Oh yeah, what are you going to
• 1:30:43
  say? And if you miss drifting.
• 1:30:44
  And that was a good answer. Thank you.
• 1:30:45
  I mean like technically. I knew you didn't.
• 1:30:49
  It's done, but you enjoy other stuff and you'll build another
• 1:30:52
  car and that's that'll be cool. Like you could like do it from
• 1:30:55
  time to time. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:30:56
  I kind of want to revisit that question a little bit.
• 1:30:58
  Like, you're not going to be the top drifter anymore.
• 1:31:01
  Yeah, that shit doesn't. I never wanted to be a top
• 1:31:04
  drifter. What's that even mean dude?
• 1:31:05
  You wanted to be the very best like no one ever was.
• 1:31:08
  No, I literally never cared about that shit.
• 1:31:10
  I just want to be a really good driver, like best that I can be
• 1:31:13
  I. Never cared about that either.
• 1:31:15
  I want to be the best driver I could be.
• 1:31:16
  That's it. I just wanted to go drive a car
• 1:31:18
  that I thought looked cool and. That's it.
• 1:31:23
  Yeah, just that too, by chance. Everybody loved it.
• 1:31:26
  But that was like before, like I was telling, I was trying to
• 1:31:29
  explain to Malcolm the other day, no one cared about
• 1:31:31
  competition anything when I started drifting like that
• 1:31:33
  wasn't even a thought in our minds.
• 1:31:35
  There was some people, like a very limited amount of people
• 1:31:38
  that cared about that, but it was like very far and few in
• 1:31:42
  between because at club lose, at club lose, they pretty much
• 1:31:46
  brainwashed you to hate that shit.
• 1:31:48
  And I've now I feel like they kind of don't do that anymore.
• 1:31:51
  They. Don't but like I mean.
• 1:31:54
  I do understand. I I like the, I do understand
• 1:31:56
  the just driving a cool car because that still gets me
• 1:31:59
  giddy. That's usually what gets me
• 1:32:01
  pretty horned up because like when I like the car that I'm
• 1:32:04
  like, oh, I want to drive this shit.
• 1:32:06
  Yeah, it's just. And I want.
• 1:32:06
  To see a. Photo of it like.
• 1:32:08
  That, but like the competition thing, I just like, I'm like, I
• 1:32:11
  don't fucking care. Like I don't want to win.
• 1:32:13
  But then doing that super D that one time I was like, yeah, shit
• 1:32:15
  was fun. That's like you're 1 comp.
• 1:32:17
  We should do more. It was fun I.
• 1:32:19
  Don't know what I would do if I cage my car.
• 1:32:21
  I think I would try to do the 235 one at E town.
• 1:32:25
  The Gambler. Yeah.
• 1:32:28
  Like I would just do fucking like an unlimited.
• 1:32:30
  It's fun, but I feel like, I feel like I would just get like
• 1:32:32
  mad if I lost. Yeah.
• 1:32:34
  And I don't want to like, I don't want to get mad.
• 1:32:36
  Sometimes you got to get mad. Or I just don't do it.
• 1:32:39
  Or you don't get mad and you apply yourself elsewhere and you
• 1:32:43
  take that experience as not a I'm going to get mad right now
• 1:32:47
  experience. And you take it as a, you know
• 1:32:49
  what? I got to work on this or I got
• 1:32:52
  to work on this. I got to work on this and I got
• 1:32:53
  to work on that because I'm not losing to you again.
• 1:32:56
  Yeah, that's yeah. See, that's where I don't agree,
• 1:32:58
  because I just don't care enough.
• 1:32:59
  So then you got to go again, and then you go again, and then you
• 1:33:01
  better, you're better, and then you don't lose.
• 1:33:03
  And if you lose again, guess what?
• 1:33:04
  Do it again. Yeah, if you, if you care, I
• 1:33:09
  care. I care in the moment I'd be
• 1:33:11
  like, God, that's fucking annoying.
• 1:33:13
  And I'd be like, well, I'm not going to do that again because
• 1:33:15
  it's fucking annoying. I want to say I don't care, but
• 1:33:17
  I care. And then you win and then you're
• 1:33:19
  like sick, cool, now what? Nothing, nothing changed.
• 1:33:22
  You're just like, you're not getting money for this shit.
• 1:33:24
  You're not getting nothing changing.
• 1:33:26
  Feel a sense of accomplishment. You, you know, in your mind that
• 1:33:30
  you drove better than you ever did when you won.
• 1:33:33
  So there you go. There's your accomplishment.
• 1:33:36
  Yeah, you're talking about getting rewarded and getting a
• 1:33:40
  feeling in a sport where we literally burn money for fun.
• 1:33:43
  It's a lot of stress though to like win a comp, like put all
• 1:33:47
  that in there. And I've never won.
• 1:33:49
  Fucking not nothing. I mean, I watched Josh in them
• 1:33:52
  and like mostly Josh, Tom doesn't seem to give a fuck, but
• 1:33:55
  Josh is fucking always trying to fucking win some shit.
• 1:33:59
  And I'm like, but what are you actually winning?
• 1:34:01
  I asked mission. I guess that battle with
• 1:34:03
  yourself like Carlson. No, you had literally just by
• 1:34:06
  yourself. I mean, yeah, maybe he just
• 1:34:07
  wants to win for himself. Solo laps, it's just all.
• 1:34:11
  Solo laps. Enjoy your solo laps.
• 1:34:14
  I always enjoy and learn something from a solo lap.
• 1:34:17
  Yeah. I like solo laps.
• 1:34:20
  Yeah. Then if I crash and it's on me
• 1:34:23
  and that's totally fine, should we have a third Malcolm and A
• 1:34:28
  and a little? I I don't think I can.
• 1:34:34
  Would you hit the Pennington? No.
• 1:34:36
  No, that's not what I was talking about.
• 1:34:37
  A little mild. No, I I can't.
• 1:34:40
  Why? I don't want to go home smelling
• 1:34:42
  like it. Guys, if you want to make
• 1:34:44
  Malcolm really happy this Sunday, bring him a pack of
• 1:34:47
  black and mild. No do not do that dude.
• 1:34:49
  Start a bad addiction. Random shit.
• 1:34:52
  What happened? Oh, who sent us a fruitcake?
• 1:34:54
  Yeah, somebody sent us a fruitcake.
• 1:34:56
  Fruitcake through Amazon. It was in a regular Amazon
• 1:34:59
  bubble Mailer. Shit's been sitting outside the
• 1:35:01
  shop. On the bag there was nothing
• 1:35:04
  like, Oh yeah, it's a perishable.
• 1:35:07
  Are they not perishable? Do you want that?
• 1:35:08
  No, no, no. But.
• 1:35:11
  But still, when people send this random shit, that was funny.
• 1:35:15
  Oh yeah, like what did we get sent snacks?
• 1:35:17
  We got sent sent snacks from. That was crazy, Bob.
• 1:35:20
  Western doing? What are the numbers looking
• 1:35:21
  like? Are we still popular?
• 1:35:22
  I haven't looked. I don't know.
• 1:35:24
  We don't look at that. That's good.
• 1:35:26
  That's great, Carl. No, no, it is good.
• 1:35:28
  We're just doing it. There could be like 4 people
• 1:35:30
  finding them. I mean, that's what I always
• 1:35:32
  think. But then like, I don't know, I
• 1:35:34
  just hear something or someone says something and they're like,
• 1:35:36
  Oh yeah, I listen to the podcast.
• 1:35:37
  I'm like what the fuck? Why do you listen to?
• 1:35:38
  The podcast, yeah, yeah. Carl, do me a get up on that.
• 1:35:41
  Mike, don't. Fucking throw this pile of tuna
• 1:35:49
  salad at you, dude. It's insane because like,
• 1:35:52
  fucking like it literally. Yo shit.
• 1:35:55
  Wow, dude. No, no.
• 1:35:59
  Stop. If you Yep Yup Yup, you have
• 1:36:05
  that fucking Purina pet chow on the fucking floor.
• 1:36:07
  There's fucking bondo on my pants already anyway.
• 1:36:11
  Does it make you want to like go to other countries and just
• 1:36:14
  sprinkle some democracy over there?
• 1:36:15
  And like, what are you talking? What?
• 1:36:17
  Eating the MRE. Yeah, eating the MRE.
• 1:36:19
  I didn't. Get that?
• 1:36:21
  Feeling no no. How do I?
• 1:36:24
  Get that feeling from eating? I don't know.
• 1:36:26
  I don't know what they put in there.
• 1:36:27
  I don't know. Maybe they put some in there.
• 1:36:29
  Oh, you. Yeah.
• 1:36:32
  You're saying that since this is the food that the military eats,
• 1:36:35
  are saying that this will make me crazy?
• 1:36:37
  But not crazy. I didn't say that.
• 1:36:38
  Anti fascism in it. Kind of, kind of.
• 1:36:43
  Kind of. Yeah, pro imperialist.
• 1:36:45
  All right, well, I don't have anything else you want to cut.
• 1:36:50
  Hey man, I'm just hanging out this.
• 1:36:51
  Is a good one because it was nice.
• 1:36:52
  Short. Yeah, full of meat.
• 1:36:55
  What? There's four of us in here.
• 1:36:58
  Well, this was the Malcolm episode now.
• 1:37:01
  Yeah, he'll be back. On where can we have a lot of
• 1:37:03
  hot dogs for cheap 711 your house.
• 1:37:05
  Probably Costco and you cook them yourself.
• 1:37:07
  Yeah. Just bring them in a big.
• 1:37:10
  What do you think? Just bring them a big.
• 1:37:12
  Fucking fucking dirty water basin, Yeah.
• 1:37:14
  Dude, I'm just gonna bring them in my fucking Hydro Flask.
• 1:37:18
  Fucking go to the gym. Wait, what?
• 1:37:19
  Go in the sauna Hydro. Flask you.
• 1:37:22
  Said yeah. Yes, look at it's just the water
• 1:37:25
  too. Look at that.
• 1:37:25
  Look at that. One.
• 1:37:26
  No, no, not that one. The big.
• 1:37:27
  One no, no. Look at that thing though.
• 1:37:29
  That will hold 4. And then you just go.
• 1:37:32
  Fit more than 4 hot dogs well. Quarter in there, you're not
• 1:37:35
  going to be quarter. Pounders are like.
• 1:37:37
  Quarter Pounder hot dog. Like the 711 ones?
• 1:37:39
  They're quarter pounders. Geez.
• 1:37:41
  I don't just catch. I'd be buying normal size.
• 1:37:44
  I had a couple quarter pounders this week.
• 1:37:50
  From 711 they're good. They're not great, but they're
• 1:37:52
  good. I would love some hot dogs.
• 1:37:55
  Craving hot dogs recently? No, but, but let's say that was
• 1:37:58
  filled with hot water. Hot boiling.
• 1:38:01
  Like the moment when you put it in there.
• 1:38:02
  I was boiling. You just drink it like by the.
• 1:38:04
  Time like it's coffee, just. Imagine, imagine somebody
• 1:38:07
  grabbed it and they like took a sieve out of your water bottle
• 1:38:09
  and you were like, wait, oh. My God.
• 1:38:12
  But imagine you just open up that thermos or whatever, the
• 1:38:16
  Hydro Flask, and there's just fresh hot, like really hot hot
• 1:38:20
  dogs ready to go right in the bun.
• 1:38:22
  Boom. Mayo in the bun, blow.
• 1:38:23
  No, no, no. You just pull the bun out of
• 1:38:25
  your other pocket. Boom.
• 1:38:27
  So the the buns are bodies in. Your pocket.
• 1:38:29
  The other flask buns are. Bodies here.
• 1:38:31
  The other hydro flask has the buns in it.
• 1:38:33
  Yeah, fuck I fucking I want a hot dog now.
• 1:38:39
  You guys should come to Shiny Showdown this next week.
• 1:38:41
  Yo, you didn't eat lunch today? No.
• 1:38:45
  You yelling I had breakfast? That's because his brain has no
• 1:38:48
  vitamins running to it. But whenever I don't eat lunch,
• 1:38:50
  I go, wow, you had time to eat lunch?
• 1:38:51
  That's crazy to get to work. That's exactly.
• 1:38:54
  That's what I should say from now on, right?
• 1:38:58
  No, you. Guys should come to Shenandoah
• 1:38:59
  National Park next weekend. That's not where you're going.
• 1:39:02
  That's where I'm going. You're going to the National
• 1:39:04
  Park. Yeah, on Monday.
• 1:39:07
  And then? On when I'm going there and I'm
• 1:39:10
  driving my car in the park, like I'm going to unload the car in
• 1:39:15
  the park or the bike. If I shouldn't have taken the
• 1:39:20
  bike apart so soon, I should have waited until after this
• 1:39:24
  trip so I could have rode it and knew that it was running real.
• 1:39:27
  That's the. Problem with the motorcycle, you
• 1:39:29
  never know when to start tearing it apart and working on it
• 1:39:31
  because you're like fuck. You could be beautiful tomorrow.
• 1:39:34
  I could have rode it I the speed limit in that park is 40 miles
• 1:39:38
  an hour. That bike got no business going
• 1:39:41
  over 40 anyway so and every time I've been there it's just been
• 1:39:47
  fucking beautiful dude. Nothing like it Skyline I.
• 1:39:49
  Had fun riding that thing in Harriman.
• 1:39:51
  Skyline Drive? No, not.
• 1:39:53
  Like dude the the sky at that park at at night see fucking the
• 1:39:59
  Milky Way. Dude, yeah, no, but in at
• 1:40:02
  Shenandoah National Park, I'm telling you, it's my favorite
• 1:40:04
  place on the east that is 3 1/2 three hours away, rideable by
• 1:40:08
  Dinah fucking boom. And then all of a sudden you're
• 1:40:12
  on the Ridge of a mountain and they're, you want, you want a
• 1:40:14
  fucking like a what do? You call it?
• 1:40:18
  Is that West? Virginia, you want to overlook
• 1:40:20
  on the left, cool You want to overlook on the right cool.
• 1:40:23
  You want overlook on both. Oh, you're like on cool.
• 1:40:25
  Oh, like the Ridge? Yeah, you're just riding on the
• 1:40:27
  Ridge the whole time. Ridge rider.
• 1:40:29
  Fucking beautiful, dude. And they got a hike there called
• 1:40:32
  Old Rag Mountain. It was.
• 1:40:33
  That's the one where young boy almost died.
• 1:40:35
  Old rag, OH. Yeah, it's like 10 miles, 9
• 1:40:38
  miles or something like that. But dude, it's so good, so good.
• 1:40:42
  Ridge Riders. Where you went?
• 1:40:45
  That's the club. Now that's our, that's us,
• 1:40:48
  that's going to be next weekend's activity and that's
• 1:40:50
  going to be my drifting for the month.
• 1:40:52
  Rib de briders, I'm drifting 3. Times this entire summer and
• 1:40:55
  that's it. I need to save money until,
• 1:40:58
  until I make a lot of money. Once I start making a lot of
• 1:41:00
  money, I'm going to be like, OK, more drifting.
• 1:41:03
  And the Appalachian Trail goes through there, too, yeah.
• 1:41:05
  Skyline Drive, Shenandoah National Park.
• 1:41:07
  It's beautiful dude. Love going there every year I
• 1:41:10
  got I got sticker on my truck, I have a pin and all proceeds go
• 1:41:15
  to the Shenandoah National Park. I also donate to the National
• 1:41:19
  Park Foundation every month. How much is that?
• 1:41:21
  10 bucks, I've been doing that for two years.
• 1:41:24
  I don't know. Why a nice guy?
• 1:41:26
  Wait, National Park? So they cover all national parks
• 1:41:29
  around the country? It's nice, yeah, pretty cool,
• 1:41:33
  but your car spits so much emissions into the IT.
• 1:41:37
  Makes me feel good shut. The fuck up.
• 1:41:39
  That's why he needs the forest. Shut the bug up.
• 1:41:42
  Sometimes I like to. Interesting.
• 1:41:44
  Turbo Turbo can't spool without that oxygen.
• 1:41:46
  Nah, Nah, Nah, we can. We can do a DC.
• 1:41:49
  Trip and the Chando I. Would really like to go to some
• 1:41:52
  museums in DC. Yeah, I can do I.
• 1:41:55
  Only took off Monday. Sunday I'm free.
• 1:41:57
  I want to do it Sunday, like Saturday we're driving.
• 1:42:02
  We're going down Friday nights. Saturday we're driving, Sunday
• 1:42:05
  we're hanging out. That's when I kind of wanted to
• 1:42:07
  go to the park. Monday I'm off.
• 1:42:11
  What's Monday? Oh, you took off?
• 1:42:13
  Yeah, 'cause I just either I'm going to go do more stuff down
• 1:42:16
  there or like if you come on on Saturday or something, you'll
• 1:42:23
  have at least somewhere to stay, especially if you're on a bike
• 1:42:26
  next weekend. What's that in June?
• 1:42:33
  I need to do oil change. An oil change I'm about to try
• 1:42:36
  to finish. My I need a new battery.
• 1:42:38
  I need to put a new battery. I can't I'll.
• 1:42:41
  Give you a battery if my bike isn't working.
• 1:42:44
  That's crazy. That's what AJ said when I said
• 1:42:46
  AJ, are you going to bring your car this weekend?
• 1:42:47
  He said I need to change my battery and it was Tuesday and I
• 1:42:50
  was like. And it was a no.
• 1:42:52
  I just said, OK, I guess that's a no.
• 1:42:54
  Fuck I now I feel like I really want to wire up the bike because
• 1:42:57
  now I can ride it with y'all. Come on, boy, they got open
• 1:43:01
  arms. What's happening?
• 1:43:03
  Arms right open. Prison gates won't open up for
• 1:43:09
  me. Did you like that one you got?
• 1:43:12
  Your name I. Think I said to the background.
• 1:43:13
  Yeah, I listened to that on the way here.
• 1:43:20
  He always blows out like fucking crazy, and I'm like, why are you
• 1:43:23
  breathing into my ears? All right.
• 1:43:25
  You go down when? What day are you drifting?
• 1:43:26
  Saturday. Friday I'm going driving down
• 1:43:29
  there. Saturday is driving all day.
• 1:43:31
  Boom, it's a night. All right.
• 1:43:32
  Well, we're going to ride to DC and then we're going to go
• 1:43:35
  there. How far is that 3?
• 1:43:37
  Hours far enough that you're actually going to go on a real
• 1:43:39
  motorcycle. Yeah, 3 hours. 3 hours is a
• 1:43:41
  ride. That was what we did. 3 hours to
• 1:43:43
  No it's not 3 hours, way more. No, it's not.
• 1:43:46
  It was like 3 hours to freaking Wildwood.
• 1:43:48
  It's 3 hours to freaky but it's 3 hours to DC.
• 1:43:52
  Literally like, hey, look, look at me.
• 1:43:55
  Look at me, Frank, Look at me in the eye.
• 1:43:57
  Look. At me, Ray.
• 1:43:58
  Hey, I'll do it. Come here, yo.
• 1:44:04
  Here's. Here's the wait.
• 1:44:06
  You're not going to, you're not going to go that.
• 1:44:07
  You're going, you're skipping the drive.
• 1:44:09
  You're probably going to skip the whole driving day.
• 1:44:10
  You're going to go right to meet us wherever we are.
• 1:44:12
  Yeah, probably. We can probably give a fuck.
• 1:44:14
  Sorry. Probably.
• 1:44:14
  Going to see you on Sunday or Sunday, yeah?
• 1:44:18
  Wherever just meet. Me there, wait.
• 1:44:19
  Then we got to go back home the same day.
• 1:44:21
  No, we're going to stay. We're going to stay somewhere.
• 1:44:23
  Sunday night. We're going to can.
• 1:44:25
  I actually have to make sure I'm not doing anything.
• 1:44:27
  What about Saturday? What's the date?
• 1:44:28
  Well. You just shook on it, so you
• 1:44:29
  better. Why don't, why don't you just
• 1:44:30
  Saturday, Sunday. Where are you guys staying?
• 1:44:35
  B&B with Daryl. But I'll talk to him.
• 1:44:36
  Oh guys, now just kidding, I could probably do it.
• 1:44:41
  I got. What the fuck, I got my third
• 1:44:43
  cousin's fucking once removed. I got his fucking circumcision
• 1:44:48
  ceremony. Well, you got to make sure
• 1:44:50
  Princess don't got you now. She got work, yeah.
• 1:44:55
  Bye. That'd be so fun.
• 1:44:58
  Now I'm definitely going to go home and work on my.
• 1:44:59
  Bike fuck. What?
• 1:45:04
  About my dog though. Oh.
• 1:45:06
  My God, get rid of that fucking thing already.
• 1:45:08
  You watch your fucking fat now? No, not that one.
• 1:45:11
  I got another one, the replaced chip, the handicap.
• 1:45:14
  Chip chip chip chip chip chip 3 legged one.
• 1:45:15
  Fuck dude it'd be so sick. Imagine all three of us just.
• 1:45:19
  And then it's like, hold on, hey.
• 1:45:21
  And then it's called. Hey, fuck.
• 1:45:27
  Hey, no, it's. Fine.
• 1:45:28
  You guys just get me on the way back.
• 1:45:29
  It's all good. The benefit of living where
• 1:45:31
  you're living right now is other people can take.
• 1:45:33
  Care of yeah, I know, I know. That's.
• 1:45:36
  What you mean? Did you say something, tow it
• 1:45:38
  and. We're going to get Miyazi and
• 1:45:39
  Dan to come. You could tow it.
• 1:45:42
  No, no, I'm going to ride my money.
• 1:45:43
  Oh, Dan would definitely. Miyazaki's not going.
• 1:45:45
  Let's be real, Dan. Let's be really doing shit, Dan.
• 1:45:47
  Probably hasn't worked. But I will tell you one thing.
• 1:45:49
  Oh wait, now now I definitely don't know if I have room for
• 1:45:51
  you in our Airbnb. Oh, you're good, Dan.
• 1:45:53
  Whatever. Whatever we have to stay at
• 1:45:54
  hotel, we stay at hotel. It's not.
• 1:45:55
  Keep it, get the tent. Yeah, you could.
• 1:45:57
  Oh, you could tent it in our yard.
• 1:45:59
  That's fine. We don't care about that.
• 1:46:02
  I just wanted to say Miyagi's been working overtime for the
• 1:46:06
  last two years straight. Did he buy a house?
• 1:46:09
  No. I said, yeah, we got to open
• 1:46:11
  house, the first event of of our existence ever.
• 1:46:15
  He said, all right, cool. I I told my girlfriend that we
• 1:46:18
  can't do anything on that day, no matter what, and I'm going to
• 1:46:20
  come get my car and I'm going to bring it there.
• 1:46:21
  And I said thank you. Appreciate that.
• 1:46:25
  That's a real Are you sure? Realized brother, that's what.
• 1:46:27
  He said to me, yeah, he's like, yeah, He's like, we're not yeah.
• 1:46:29
  He's like, he's like, I'm not missing this shit.
• 1:46:31
  I'm like, all right, cool. Thank you.
• 1:46:32
  That's a realist movie. Yeah, I just want to say that.
• 1:46:37
  I seen a picture of Miyagi over there on that poster from The
• 1:46:39
  Thing. I wasn't going to show him that.
• 1:46:41
  Literally looks like Pat, my old roommate.
• 1:46:43
  Oh, I know about the photo. Yeah.
• 1:46:45
  He literally. Yeah.
• 1:46:46
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:46:48
  So yeah, if you want to see Miyagi in real life, come here
• 1:46:50
  on Sunday. Oh.
• 1:46:51
  Yeah, that's right. No one knows who he looks like.
• 1:46:54
  Yeah. A lot of people.
• 1:46:56
  Are crazy. I had somebody ask me.
• 1:46:58
  Scott pulled up. That'd be that'd.
• 1:47:00
  Be fucking crazy. I wouldn't even be shocked.
• 1:47:02
  I would be more shocked that I saw Miyagi if you didn't tell me
• 1:47:06
  about that. I'd be more shocked if I saw
• 1:47:07
  Miyagi than if I saw Scott. Scott called me the other dash.
• 1:47:10
  Probably call him back. Scott's been busy.
• 1:47:11
  You seen his shop? It looks awesome.
• 1:47:13
  Someone said he got like 30 FDS out.
• 1:47:15
  He's got so many FDS and he works on Lambos and shit.
• 1:47:18
  Dude, you should definitely check on Scott I.
• 1:47:19
  Would make it more money than. Us.
• 1:47:21
  Oh, definitely. Down with the sickness, right?
• 1:47:24
  Now. Jesus Christ, dude.
• 1:47:27
  He's like, it's a sick shot. I'm like, Scott, what the fuck?
• 1:47:32
  And then I'm victoring Scott, just going like.
• 1:47:35
  Yeah, he's the most like, chill dude.
• 1:47:37
  Sometimes he'll call me. He's like, yo, what should I do
• 1:47:39
  with this? And I was like, Scott, you need
• 1:47:40
  to hire someone, bro. There's like 40 cars outside.
• 1:47:44
  And he he's like, yeah, but I don't know, you know, this and
• 1:47:47
  that. I'm like, you can't do all that
• 1:47:49
  shit by yourself, man. There's so many cars and so many
• 1:47:52
  like Lamborghinis. This.
• 1:47:53
  Crazy shit. What is he doing?
• 1:47:56
  Bro, I don't know, it's because he worked at Euro Wise or
• 1:47:59
  whatever. So now all those customers that
• 1:48:01
  know him and know that he fabricated everything, every
• 1:48:03
  time they get a car, they're like.
• 1:48:05
  And he does it probably for, yeah, little less than half, I
• 1:48:08
  mean little more than half the price.
• 1:48:10
  Yeah, it's, yeah, he's, he got a pretty good setup and then the
• 1:48:14
  garage is on it. Tom, what is it?
• 1:48:16
  Thompson Garage? Thompson Speed factory.
• 1:48:20
  Thompson Speed Factory No P in Thompson, it's just Thompson.
• 1:48:23
  And it's in North Carolina, Charlotte area.
• 1:48:26
  So if you guys need some good fabrication work.
• 1:48:28
  If you need any fabrication work that and you have money and you
• 1:48:32
  don't want to bother our friend Scott and just give him the
• 1:48:34
  money and get a fantastic product in return.
• 1:48:37
  And if you want to see a old faction car sitting there in the
• 1:48:38
  back somewhere, yeah. And.
• 1:48:40
  You're literally looking the same exact fashion, which is
• 1:48:42
  hilarious because I think it runs too.
• 1:48:45
  Yeah, he should have kept the RB20IN that car.
• 1:48:48
  Yeah, well, that's. Why it's running?
• 1:48:49
  What's? In it.
• 1:48:50
  Oh, Jay-Z. Oh, that's why it's running
• 1:48:52
  right now. That shit didn't run right up
• 1:48:54
  front about he brought it. Yikes.
• 1:48:57
  I think it was some stupid. I think that's good.
• 1:48:59
  That was a good one. Come to the Faction open House
• 1:49:01
  if you hear this and if this episode is out before then.
• 1:49:04
  Otherwise, it was lovely seeing you.
• 1:49:07
  Yes, it's a family friendly event, guys.
• 1:49:10
  Yeah, be respectful. Respect us, respect yourselves,
• 1:49:13
  respect your cars. I'm not scared to yell at
• 1:49:16
  somebody and make a scene. Whether you beat my ass or I
• 1:49:20
  beat your ass, it doesn't matter.
• 1:49:22
  I'd be not afraid to yell at anybody.
• 1:49:24
  So don't be a fucking asshole at the event and ruin it for
• 1:49:27
  everybody. And then we won't be able to do
• 1:49:29
  this again. Yeah, so don't be a fucking
• 1:49:31
  retard and we're going to have a great day.
• 1:49:32
  We do have snipers on the roofs so.
• 1:49:34
  Yeah, that too. Yeah, you didn't know about
• 1:49:38
  that? I don't.
• 1:49:39
  Know welcome. Oh, I got the outro music, don't
• 1:49:40
  worry. Welcome to Faction after
• 1:49:43
  everyone hit it. Yeah, Danson Benson will be here
• 1:49:53
  3:30 Sunday all. Right, we're out.
• 1:49:55
  Ready. Oh, no, Dense Benson, I said.
• 1:49:57
  Dense and Benson. Dense it's.
• 1:50:01
  Going to get real dense here, all right.
• 1:50:14
  I'm glad. I hope you guys enjoyed my
• 1:50:16
  presence on that one. The outro is kind of pointless
• 1:50:19
  because you you were there the whole time.
• 1:50:21
  Yeah. So you did you like the MRE?
• 1:50:27
  If it was. Oh, Eddie's coughing at the Oh,
• 1:50:28
  hold on. Oh.
• 1:50:31
  Eddie's dying. Yeah, he breathed wrong.
• 1:50:34
  His coffee went down the wrong. Oh.
• 1:50:39
  The MRE, if it was hot I would I would have fucked that shit up.
• 1:50:42
  Yeah, I'm glad I didn't take a bite of that.
• 1:50:45
  You would have gagged. I'm not surprised that Carl
• 1:50:48
  enjoyed that whole thing. He he's not picky with food at
• 1:50:52
  all. Yeah.
• 1:50:56
  Hungry. Anyway guys, thanks for
• 1:51:00
  listening. We have an open house in one
• 1:51:03
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• 1:51:07
  So we realized we're wildly unprepared and we got to fuck.
• 1:51:10
  It's crunch time, so. Yeah.
• 1:51:12
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• 1:51:14
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