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EP 496: The Stud Bylaws feat. Punkie Johnson · Decisions, Decisions

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  Speaker 1: Me and my girl, we get into it all the
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  Speaker 1: time because she's like, you be outside acting single. I
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: be like, what does acting single mean? Describe it to me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God, that's my ex-girlfriend too. What does acting
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  Speaker 2: single mean?
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  Speaker 3: I'm family planning for 2028, but I opened a Pilates
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  Speaker 3: studio and ended up looking the best I've ever looked
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  Speaker 3: in my life. Literally, all I keep thinking to myself is, no!
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  Speaker 3: Every Ozempic accusation, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: It is phenomenal. Did I take a few little Chinese pills?
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  Speaker 2: I did. I did. I love Chinese pills. I love
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  Speaker 2: Chinese pills. It's called bulldagger, butch, dyke. I like those words. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like it's nice and rough and tough, and
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  Speaker 2: it describes how I grew up in the hood. Does
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  Speaker 2: it depend on who it comes from?
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  Speaker 1: I don't grow up in a dude to just be like,
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  Speaker 1: fucking dykes.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, duh, nigga. Decisions. Decisions. Hey, guys. Welcome
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: to another episode of Decisions. Decisions. Decisions.
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  Speaker 4: I'm your girl, Mandy B, a.k.a. Peg the Stallion, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 4: Peg and Marco, a.k.a. Peggy Bundy, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 2: That Beach. Hey, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Weezy, and we actually have a repeat, yes, but
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  Speaker 3: a first time of it being the three of us.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. Put a mic to your mouth. Act like
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  Speaker 2: you done put something to your mouth before. I haven't.
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  Speaker 2: You got a job, bitch. I haven't. It's been a
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  Speaker 2: long time.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so y'all may have remembered her from our episode
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  Speaker 3: on Horrible with Alex English.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yes. It was me, Punky Alice English.
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  Speaker 3: And actually, I feel like that day, not even lying
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  Speaker 3: to you, that was the day I met my fiance.
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  Speaker 2: It was exactly three years ago. Really? I was going
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  Speaker 2: on a date with him. Yeah. I'm your good luck charm. Period. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my God.
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  Speaker 4: And if you don't know her from Horrible, you may
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  Speaker 4: know her from Saturday Night Live.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You may know her from Black Comedy
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  Speaker 2: Sick At Show. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You may know her from The Chi. Come on, give
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: me more. Give me more. You may know her from
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  Speaker 2: her stand-up comedy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You have probably seen all of her stand-up all over
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  Speaker 4: the internet because she be saying some very gay, problematic shit.
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  Speaker 2: Very problematic. But we're getting into all the things, and...
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad to have you here. I'm happy to
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  Speaker 2: be here. So glad to have you here.
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  Speaker 3: We were really excited to have you on because Mandy,
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  Speaker 3: I think, wasn't in town. It was like, but I
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  Speaker 3: couldn't miss having you on at that time. I actually
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  Speaker 3: need to tell you one of my friends who's married.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to say her name. She's like, who
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  Speaker 2: you got on today? I was like, we're going to
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  Speaker 2: do some solos. Then we got punky. The one who
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  Speaker 2: be cooking like that? I be cooking. You be cooking?
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  Speaker 2: In her dressing room, girl. I be cooking. I'll cook anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: You give me a daggone F fryer. What you be cooking? Anything.
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  Speaker 2: Cook anything in an F fryer. No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Do people really know you for that? Because she said
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  Speaker 2: nothing else. I said, oh, from SNL. Shit, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know her for that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, because when I was at SNL, you know, shit,
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  Speaker 1: they wasn't busting up playtime for a nigga.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, I'm not about to just sit here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm drinking. I will not allow you to sit up here.
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  Speaker 4: And say you be cooking like that and then say
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  Speaker 4: you be putting that shit in the air fryer.
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  Speaker 2: Well, at home, I got all the works.
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  Speaker 1: But if you put me in the trailer or if
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  Speaker 1: you put me in the little dressing room, I don't
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  Speaker 1: really like eating out like that.
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  Speaker 2: What's your go-to to get the drawers off? What's your
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  Speaker 2: go-to meal to get the drawers off? Shit, boy. Now, see,
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  Speaker 2: if I'm messing with a New Orleans girl, ain't too
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  Speaker 2: much you can do. They unimpressed. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: If I'm messing with somebody that's not from New Orleans, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'll probably make a good seafood gumbo.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Maybe put some okra in there. Oh, I love okra.
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  Speaker 1: Just add a whole bunch of that burst of flavor
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  Speaker 1: that they ain't never had before.
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  Speaker 2: It's the simplest thing. I can do regular rice. I
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  Speaker 2: can do regular jambalaya. And they like, oh. Because they
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  Speaker 2: ain't never had it.
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  Speaker 1: Especially like, I'm messing with a nice little lovely East
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  Speaker 1: Coast young lady right now.
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  Speaker 2: She ain't never had none of them flavors. That is hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Never had none of them flavors. Is she black?
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  Speaker 1: Is she black and Puerto Rican? But listen, it's a
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  Speaker 1: whole different flavor. Especially with the East Coast people. They
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  Speaker 1: be mixing cabbage and greens together.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, are you on my West Coast? East Coast.
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  Speaker 1: West Coast on the whole, that's just a whole different thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. They just like tacos out there. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what's going on. Maybe because we're from the South.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like... Okay, that's what it is. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: East Coast.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, to be fair, though, Southern food is still
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  Speaker 4: not New Orleans food.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody going to cook... If you don't go down.
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  Speaker 1: To New Orleans and you get New Orleans food from
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  Speaker 1: anywhere else in the nation, it's not the same.
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  Speaker 2: You got to go down... Even Popeye's tastes different in California. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my God. We've had to come. I'm curious. The airport
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  Speaker 2: in New Orleans, Popeye's.
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  Speaker 4: You being from New Orleans... What are your top three
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  Speaker 4: cities in the U.S.
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  Speaker 2: For food? New Orleans all day. Okay. No lie, I'm
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  Speaker 2: loving Chicago. No, Chicago is up there. Yep. Chicago lit.
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  Speaker 2: And maybe Philly. Really? Okay. Just because Philly got an
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  Speaker 2: attitude problem. I hate customer service. I hate all that.
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  Speaker 2: Give me a filthy attitude and a good plate and
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  Speaker 2: I'm good. You serious? I love a filthy attitude.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that was true until Atlanta for me. I've
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  Speaker 3: had great food with bad service. When the service is bad,
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  Speaker 3: the food is terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Except for Toast on Linux, I'll put up with it.
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  Speaker 3: But I would say New Orleans, New York, and then
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  Speaker 3: for me, Houston actually is third.
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  Speaker 2: I do like Houston. I mean, I like everybody. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: New Orleans would be in my top three. Globally. That's
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  Speaker 2: how much I be sucking the dick of New Orleans. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I say this because you actually can taste French-inspired shit,
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  Speaker 3: how chicken is made, how.
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  Speaker 2: I really can. But... Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I like the bees, too. I will say, too, I
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  Speaker 4: didn't realize... I thought the... Accent of New Orleans was
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  Speaker 4: exclusive to niggas, and it's not.
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  Speaker 2: The women are worse.
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  Speaker 4: I was 35 years old when I learned that the whites,
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  Speaker 4: the Asians.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone born and raised in New Orleans sound like Lil Wayne.
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  Speaker 2: And I almost felt like they were going to slip
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  Speaker 2: out and say the N-word. I thought they was going
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  Speaker 2: to say niggas. Listen, when I got my nails done,
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  Speaker 2: I was like... Maybe I'm at a ghetto place. Look,
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  Speaker 2: I got.
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  Speaker 1: An Asian friend go to New Orleans with me, right?
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  Speaker 1: We go to one of our little corner store, seafood places.
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  Speaker 1: Because anytime anybody asks me where to eat in New Orleans,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be like, you got to be with me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Because I'm not going to send you to Notoriously Joint.
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  Speaker 2: We got to go to the hood. I love people
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  Speaker 2: like this. We got to go to the hood. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: you go to the hood.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Because they're going to treat you like family. Everybody treats
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  Speaker 2: you like family up there. How you doing, my baby?
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  Speaker 2: You know, watch out for the bombs. Watch your back.
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  Speaker 2: Be safe.
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  Speaker 1: But that's where the good food at. So I take
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  Speaker 1: my little Asian friend down to the hood. We go
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  Speaker 1: in the markets where the Asians running the shit, right?
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  Speaker 1: He get fancy. He starts talking that fucking China shit.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what he said.
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  Speaker 1: He started talking his China-Asian talk shit because he see
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  Speaker 1: the Asian people. So he trying to show off and
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  Speaker 1: impress me in my own hood. Talking to the Asian people.
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  Speaker 1: And it was looking at him and it was like, nigga,
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  Speaker 1: I'm from here. From Hollygrove, bitch. From Highly Grilled Bitch.
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  Speaker 2: She was like, I said, I don't know that nigga.
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy because New Orleans is the only city where they.
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  Speaker 2: All do that.
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  Speaker 3: New Orleans, I mean, New York, they don't sound the same. Atlanta,
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  Speaker 3: the white country, Georgia accent is different. The white people
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  Speaker 3: be thinking they Southern Bells. It's so fucking crazy. And
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  Speaker 3: I think that globally, New Orleans is such a fandom
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  Speaker 3: and culture because Even when we was talking about our
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  Speaker 3: wedding for a band, I said, I just want a
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  Speaker 3: second line band.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, but you're not even from Louisiana. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. It's going to light it up. Everybody's
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  Speaker 2: going to want that. It's going to light it up.
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  Speaker 1: Look, you ain't even got to know what they talk about,
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  Speaker 1: sing about. You just get your little handkerchief and your umbrella.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what one of the most beautiful things
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  Speaker 3: I learned about, and I wonder if you could elaborate?
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  Speaker 3: I used to visit New Orleans once in a blue,
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  Speaker 3: and I was grieving when I went during Mardi Gras.
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  Speaker 3: And I started seeing people rolling on the floor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And that's when I learned about how spiritual and it's
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  Speaker 3: probably why New Orleans can feel so ancestral sometimes that
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  Speaker 3: that's what people are doing when they're dancing and grieving and.
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  Speaker 2: Literally on the ground, on the concrete. Can you talk
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  Speaker 2: about it? Well, the first line is the funeral.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's that's when you get your grieving out. That's
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  Speaker 1: when you, you know, say your goodbye, your last remarks,
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  Speaker 1: your last words. And that's when you cry. That's the
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  Speaker 1: time to be sad. That's the time to go dark
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  Speaker 1: and gloomy. See that second line? That's what you celebrate
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  Speaker 1: in life. Pull that body out that casket.
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  Speaker 2: Let's roll through this neighborhood real quick. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: See what you do after the funeral? I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if people do this. I don't know if this person
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  Speaker 1: do all this thing.
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  Speaker 2: We go through the hood of the person who passed away. Okay. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Do anybody else do that? No. I haven't been to
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  Speaker 2: many funerals. No? Okay. That's good. Praise God I haven't either. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: My partner literally.
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  Speaker 4: Said I need to work on being spiritual because I
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  Speaker 4: catastrophize and think everybody can die.
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  Speaker 2: He said, maybe because you haven't lost enough people in
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  Speaker 2: your life yet.
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  Speaker 4: You don't know how to deal with even preparing yourself
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  Speaker 4: for grief, but it's inevitable. You got to stop thinking
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  Speaker 4: everyone dies because they don't answer your call within a
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  Speaker 4: certain time.
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  Speaker 2: So that's what you do? You jump to conclusions? Oh, like,
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  Speaker 2: especially if someone's late. I think they died in a
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  Speaker 2: car accident on the way.
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  Speaker 4: My mom and sister didn't answer the phone, but their
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  Speaker 4: locations were at home. I thought a serial killer came,
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  Speaker 4: killed them. I called a welfare check on their ass.
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  Speaker 2: And then here they go. Bitch, that cop was fine.
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  Speaker 4: Girl like they ain't shit but like for me yeah
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  Speaker 4: like well sometimes it's easier if you're supposed to be
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  Speaker 4: somewhere at a certain time and you're not there I
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  Speaker 4: think sometimes it's easier for people to think the dark
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  Speaker 4: is first you know cause then it'll you'll come down Sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I'll be telling the girls. That doesn't sound
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  Speaker 2: like you going to follow. But also, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go really far with it.
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  Speaker 4: Ladies, to help your security, if a man doesn't want
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  Speaker 4: to fuck you or a woman doesn't want to sleep
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  Speaker 4: with you, it's because.
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  Speaker 2: They got an outbreak. Just think of it like that.
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  Speaker 2: Think that they got an outbreak, so that's why they
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  Speaker 2: don't want you.
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  Speaker 4: They don't want to pass nothing on to you. They
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  Speaker 4: care about you.
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  Speaker 2: Think that. Or to think that they got a little dick.
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  Speaker 2: Or think, like, just think the worst of them. To
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: receive the rejection better? To receive the rejection. I never
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  Speaker 2: thought about that, because I'd be mad. I'd be ready
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  Speaker 2: to swing. No, no, no. In your case, they could
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  Speaker 2: just be straight. No, no, no. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
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  Speaker 2: Not nobody really all the way straight. I told you, girl,
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  Speaker 2: just make that little gumbo. Oh, I believe that about men.
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  Speaker 2: I believe not all men. men are really all the
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: way straight. It's the kids' skill. But see, they're going
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  Speaker 2: to allow you to say that, but when we say
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  Speaker 2: it about men, it's a whole thing. Now, is that
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  Speaker 2: actually true, you believe, for women?
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  Speaker 3: Because I believe it's a lot easier for a woman
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  Speaker 3: to be with a woman, of course, because we know why.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Right? Male masculinity, et cetera. But.
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  Speaker 3: Have you noticed that in your own lifetime? Like, if
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  Speaker 3: you really want it, you'll eventually get it?
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  Speaker 2: Wait. Oh, yeah. You just got to stay in the pocket.
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  Speaker 2: This is hard work.
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  Speaker 4: This is hard work. This is exactly what you just
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: sounded like. So you just said, oh, as long as
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  Speaker 4: I stay her friend long enough, she.
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  Speaker 2: Going to let me in. Without even giving an ounce of,
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  Speaker 2: I want you. Okay. Just like, nah, nah, we cool,
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: we cool, we cool. And it's like that, the second...
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: The second Gregory fuck up. Damn, y'all. This episode is
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: going to sound a lot more hetero than I thought
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  Speaker 2: it would.
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  Speaker 1: The second Gregory fuck up. And then you got to
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  Speaker 1: sit there and act surprised. It come kissing on you.
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  Speaker 2: Are you sure? Nah, nah, nah. We don't want to
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  Speaker 2: do it like that. Nah, nah. Oh, okay. Oh, you
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  Speaker 2: ain't shit. Then you wake up. I mean, it's only
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  Speaker 2: happened to me once. Okay. It's never. But that one
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  Speaker 2: time gave me the power. I think it can happen
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  Speaker 2: every time now. Okay. Now, Punky, I want to like.
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: Make this episode super problematic because your standups are. So
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  Speaker 4: I want to start with a quick little icebreaker. More
• 11:19
  Speaker 4: problematic than the China talk? In your most problematic fashion,
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  Speaker 4: add a joke if you want, make it a monologue,
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  Speaker 4: do SNL style if you want.
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  Speaker 2: But I've seen you kind of talk about this. So curious.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get into some gay shit real quick. Oh Lord.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go. When two people of the same sex
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: go out, who pays for the date? Of the same sex.
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  Speaker 2: Same sex. Well, it depends on where you at. See, me,
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  Speaker 2: I pay for everything all the time. Okay. I just
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: like to do it. Facts.
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  Speaker 4: You did show up late to the party, but you
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: tried to pay for drinks even though it was free drinks.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. WNBA? I don't know. Uh-huh. I have
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  Speaker 2: no idea. Y'all, I don't think anyone could be out.
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  Speaker 1: But see, what had happened was I got distracted. It
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  Speaker 1: was easy to get distracted out there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not going to lie. I realized I wasn't
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  Speaker 2: as gay being... At WNBA. Why? Because it was too many?
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  Speaker 2: It was a lot. I can tell you some problematic shit.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me. Let's go. No, we're going to be beefed
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  Speaker 2: the fuck out. I don't want you to get canceled
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  Speaker 2: before the special. But I mean what I say, and
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: I say what I mean. Hello, and the special's already out.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually trying to think of a better way to
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: break this down, but I have not been going to
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  Speaker 1: a lot of gay events. I like to go to
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  Speaker 1: heterosexual events. I like to go to the straight club.
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  Speaker 1: I be having a good time. Gay clubs are fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. It's boo-boo fun. Until they start fighting.
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  Speaker 1: The straight people be sitting down, trying to impress people
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  Speaker 1: with bottles. I mean, they both have their red flags.
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  Speaker 1: They both have their, meh, to them. But when I
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  Speaker 1: went to WNBA All-Star Weekend, I went to all gay parties.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. And I sat back and I looked around, and
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  Speaker 2: I was really enjoying myself. You were people watching at
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  Speaker 2: the gay party? I was. What you was seeing? I
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: was seeing this.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I forgot this is the reason why.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really like going to the gay club because.
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  Speaker 2: We all look the same. Can you stop it? We
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  Speaker 2: all look the same.
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  Speaker 1: Can you stop it? It's a bunch of short, wide bitches.
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  Speaker 1: We all short and we either short or we wide.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody in the gay club past.
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  Speaker 2: Five, six. It's very rare. Can I be more problematic? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: go ahead. Will I get canceled for this? Probably. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my gosh. Okay. I need to keep this check. I
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  Speaker 2: got to wait. Okay. So it was my first experience.
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  Speaker 2: With a woman? No, no, no. Oh, okay. I be gay.
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  Speaker 4: But I've never been with... Well, and I wasn't with them.
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: So I'm at the party, the one that you pulled
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: up to. And so I'm in there and I'm dancing.
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: And a stud comes behind me. But the stud is
• 13:43
  Speaker 4: shorter than me. Bitch, I'm 5'1. Yes, I have my
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: heels on 5'3. They're shorter. The stud was shorter than me.
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: So technically, even if I'm grinding on them, it's on
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: a belly button. I've never done that. I've grinded on
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: knee caps before because they could be tall. But she
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: was a short, stout stud. Short and stout.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, short and stout. And a part of me was like, Baby,
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: my mind could not know. I didn't know how to move.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: I didn't know if I should just go like this.
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: Because then she also felt like a little person, but
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: she felt like a dude, but it.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Was a girl. But it wasn't give a girl energy.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: You don't like the height. You know, that's another argument
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: I see on the internet, too. It's the height and
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: very masculine. It felt like a little person boy, but
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: a little girl. That's another argument on the internet, too,
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: that I love. Because this is the one argument that
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I love about what men say. The men be like,
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: don't know studs got to be tall with money, though.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: I like that argument. That is a good one. Because, no,
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: to be fair... How did we not get there with
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Carter a few weeks ago? How did we not get here?
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Because you're absolutely right.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Carter is rare, because she's tall. Am I tripping, or
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: is that just a TV?
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: You are tripping. No. She had to be, like, what,
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: like 5'8? 5'7, 5'8. Oh, okay. That's tall for a woman.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you're right. You get a 5'8 stud, you
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: ain't good hands.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: Bro, the stud was literally... A little person... Look, me
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: and my girl, we be having... She be thinking bitches
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: want me.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: I be like, girl, I am 5'4. How tall is she?
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: She be like 5'4. We about the same height. So, wait, wait, wait.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Tall studs is getting as many bitches as men? Tall studs,
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: I feel like they... I don't see many tall studs.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. That's why we in the gay club.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: I'd be like, damn, all us look like short white niggas.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: You know what? The tall gay women I meet are models.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. No, you're right. Or they play ball.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: I have to know how to cook. I have to
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: be funny. I have to be charming.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I have to do, like, I'm the broke nigga of
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: the studs.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: I got to overwork it to get a bitch. If
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: I was 5'8, you'd think I probably wouldn't know how
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: to cook.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Did SNL, I don't know if you've been in a
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: relationship the whole time, elevate the pussy?
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: With the niggas. That's the crazy part. Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: But do they come up to you like, first off,
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: are they straight men? Secondly, do they say, I just
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: want to try a stud? Because I think that they
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: all have a bucket. All straight men want to fuck
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: a stud. They saw me in the wigs and all
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: the makeup. And you did.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: And I was thicker, too. I was 20 pounds bigger
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: when I was on SNL.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Okay. So my ass was assing. I got a breast reduction.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: My breast was huge.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Do you know, I've been thinking this, I've been staring,
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: but I was like, because you're special, you got titties
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: and a name, and I'm just like, maybe it's the outfit.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. I thought you, like, taped your titties down.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: I used to have to. Oh, hey.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: My breast was humongous. And so SNL would put me
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: in these, like, Push-up bras. They got one sketch where
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: I rip my shirt open and I just got this
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: push-up bra on and I smush my breasts together.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: That one sketch, men still hit me up about that.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: I'm curious because one of the things you've said, not
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: only in an interview, but on your most recent stand-up,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: was a bit of how SNL wasn't a fit. As
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: big as SNL is, you've also talked about When you
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: knew it was, you were ready to go when you
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: were ready to leave it because you were like, oh damn,
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: this isn't.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: You know, you're going to find places that are beneficial
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: for your career on paper.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Right. Okay.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: But they're not beneficial for your elevation and your mental
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: health and your mental health. I don't, I think SNL
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: did a great job with me on paper. I can
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: go to any club. I get on any stage. I'm
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: very blessed. When I step in a room, I have
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: a slight advantage with auditions. I got a slight more
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: advantage with producers.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: I know how to direct. I know how to create.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I know how to create. Right. In all aspects of creating,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I know how to do it because of them.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: However, it was just one of those things where I
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: didn't understand them niggas and they didn't understand me.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: You think they didn't allow you to be as gay
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: and queer? I don't, I don't. Was there a lot
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: of gay? Even you saying like they put me in
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: a push up bra. They had me in makeup.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Did you think you were going to be hired to
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: be a gay, queer, black woman representer?
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I think I got a fair chance to represent being
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: a true black gay bitch. They wanted me to be
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: a queer black woman. I'm not I'm not queer like that.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Queer is a softness to it.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: I'm raunchy. I'm trash. What? I feel like queer just
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: doesn't define. It doesn't define. I am queer. Do you
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: solely date women? Yes.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: But see, queer means gay. That's what it means, right?
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: But that's the new term because you got to soften
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: it up because you don't want to hurt anybody's feelings.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Really? Let's just, let's take a slur. Wait, let's Google it.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: It was a slur. I want to take a Google slur.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: It was a slur. But now, they treated it like niggas. So,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: nigger is nigga. Yes. But they kept queer the same way.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Queer can be used for both men and women, but
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: I thought queer leaned more into someone who is gay,
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: but is more non-binary, so doesn't identify with.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: It's basically, instead of saying the whole damn LGBTQ, just
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: say one word, and that's queer.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I just Googled queer definition, and the three things popped up. Old, simple,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: and new. Queer definition simple is anyone who is not straight. Straight, yep.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Then queer definition old... is strange odd and peculiar peculiar
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: particularly pertaining to people that are gay that's interesting that's
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: why it was a slur right that's why because it's
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: calling you strange and weird just for your sexuality.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Also the thing is in in in in the eyes
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: of the people i am queer i don't like the
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: word because to me it's soft and i'm not soft.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: You know what's crazy? So that leads into my next
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: problematic question then. Who do you think gets more pussy?
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: The L, the B, or the Q? What?
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: But a B definitely don't get no more pussy because
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: they bisexual.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: So they probably get more dick than pussy. No, no, no.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: The B? No, no, no. I agree. The B's are
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: the butchers.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: I got more different pussy than different dick this year.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I get a lot of pussy as a bi, girl.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Have you? What's your ratio? This year? I mean, shit.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: When I went to Jamaica, I had seven in five days.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: You had seven pussies? Seven pussies. I was tired. I
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: went to Hedo. That is a lot.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: But when you go to a place where women are
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: allowed to just.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Be their full selves. Yeah. Be gay. Be straight. Take dick.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Eat pussy. Do all that.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Like, there was a woman that swam up to me
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: at the pool, sitting here talking to another bitch I fuck.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: But we just vibing. We drinking our little drinks. Yeah.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: A woman swims up to us and is like, I
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: would like to eat both of your pussies. May I?
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: She said it like that? I'm not lying.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: And I said, you want your pussy? So I look
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: at the girl and I was like, well. So I
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: look up at my man and I said, can she
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: eat my pussy right now? And she literally sat there
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: and ate both of our pussies in the pool.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Did you hear how Mandy said it in the cadence
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: of like, should we get another drink? Yeah. But women,
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I think, I love the gay world. Because we just
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: so free. So free. Sorry, Weezy. What? No, no, she's
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: super gay. She claims she's gayer than me.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Look, punky.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: You know what? It's actually very upsetting to me. I
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: don't know, because I see this man, so I'm like,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Wait, did you think I was gay
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: because I was at WNBA? Or you just knew I
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: ate pussy because I got a buzz cut? Like, is
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: it the cut? Like, what gave you that you just
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: knew I was gay? Because you was at WNBA. I'm like,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: ain't nobody coming. It's the gayest event. We gayest. Okay. Yeah,
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: she get down with pussy.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: But I've had relationships with women, so... But one of
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: the things I.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Was thinking about, and this is how I know. The
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: L to me or the Q gets more?
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Oh. Well, the Q is everybody. So the Q gets
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: more pussy. The Q represents every one of the letters.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: So L. So it's the Q.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it depends. I think the dykes
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: get more pussy. The dyke get more pussy.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: They get a lot of pussy. Because they can fuck
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: like niggas. We're the ones, the lipstick ones, that be too... Oh, yeah,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: because I dive in.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: And I don't be liking to fuck with them girls
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: that be wanting to try it.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: You want to try, you're going to try all of it. No,
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: this is how I know all of it. All of it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: You ain't about to just get your pussy, get your
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: pussy rolled on, get finger fucked, get some of this
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: good old fake meat.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: So they got to take the fake meat and the tongue.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: First of all, I am an all-around dyke. I was
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: born at night, not last night. Obviously, because of that saying,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: that old-ass phrase that my mama used to say to me.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't know you were in your 40s until now.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: I was pleased. Listen. Is that a conversation, then?
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Like, when you meet somebody in a club, you be like,
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: you got to take all this dyke, or you not
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: taking it at all?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: No. We just roll with it.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: We ain't going to talk about nothing. But after we done,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: if you think you about to just lay there.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: And be like, bitch, what the fuck? Oh, you treat
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: them like a man, too? You tell them to go? Nah,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: you going to come suck on this pussy. Oh. So
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: this is how I know you're a hoe.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Punky had the nerve to just sit here in front
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: of me, y'all, and say she wasn't sure about me
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: being gay.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Let me just put you on it. Oh, no, bitch.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you a story that you don't
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: know now.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Now she's like, I was here. I ain't pussy. You
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: were drinking. I was drinking. It's not terrible. So... Did
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: y'all do something? I thought we were. I'm like, wait
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: one second. If you didn't remember, I would cut this out. No, sorry.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: It didn't work out with her episode. So we were flirting,
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: which was why I invited you to the game night. Well,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: you confused me. But your hoe ass. But you confused me.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: You confused me. You can't confuse me because I be like,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: these fucking straight girls. Wait, wait, wait. What was the
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: flirting that confused you? Share it. Because I didn't think
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: it was a flirt. What was the flirt? What was
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: the flirt? Watch this lame ass shit. What was the flirt?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know because my text deleted after a year,
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: but it was definitely being like, you not going to
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: come to TV?
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: That's not what you said. You was like, I got
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: you invited to game night.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: No, I literally got you invited because I wanted to
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: see you.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: But you didn't say I wanted to see you. And also,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: I was just in my darkest of days. I wasn't
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: paying attention. I was 30 pounds bigger. No, I'm not
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: going to lie. The girl that you went after, I'm
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: actually not mad about it. So here's what happened.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: But I didn't even mean to do that. Matter of fact,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't even go after her. That's the crazy part.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: She came after me, but I was so not... I
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: was jealous and... I was not focused.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: And rooting for this at the same time. But this
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: is how I know Punky a real New Orleans bitch.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: She came into game night, and everybody's playing fucking Uno.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Maybe she was a little drunk when she got there.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know. She goes... What the fucking? Uno, y'all
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: niggas know how to play spades? Takes her fucking hand,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: slaps Common on the back and goes, I know your
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: motherfucking ass know how to play some goddamn spades, nigga.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Uber Eats fucking cards, regular playing cards, because nobody had
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: it because it was a sponsored game night. And this
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: bitch started, I mean, screaming. I was telling all the
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: black people, I was like, Uno, everybody wants their black card.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Whoever you was playing with, so you started cursing out
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: because they didn't know how to play spades?
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Well, now you're actually not as big of a hoe
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: as I thought you were because Uno is how you
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: get the pussy.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Uno. Uno gets the pussy. Uno is the threesome game. Spades.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: We could play- No, no, no. Spades is going to
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: make everyone leave. No one's getting fucked up for spades.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Uno is- If I win. Very competitive. No, no. Because
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: you win with a partner. It's different.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: And then if your partner cuts you, now y'all pissed
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: at each other because why the fuck you cut me?
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Why you renege? Y'all never got a fight. Why you
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: ain't bet your hits? No, no, no. Reverse. No, no.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Because Uno's like- There's one winner. Oh, no. You still
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: fucked up.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: And then everyone who loses takes a shot or takes
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: off clothes. You can have fun with it.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Spades is too- You know what's actually sad?
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: If I've had, I think, sex with six women this year,
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: which maybe is as slow as October, I can tell
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: you four of.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Them was going up.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's because... That's my thing where
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know what to do once we
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: get to the house.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: And I'm like. Well, now you suck because we don't
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: miss the window. Because you don't know how to flirt. Hello.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: And also, I was in my darkest of days. Really?
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: At that time. Oh, my God. My face was. Everything.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: I was. I was. I was a disgusting human. No.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: I wasn't paying attention. Not if I wanted to fuck.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: You know. I wasn't paying attention to nothing. I was
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: so depressed. No, no. You were actually really fun. I was.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I was fun because that's the mask. But, oh, I
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: was just terrible. What does lust mean? Do you feel like...
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know, because obviously you feel better about... I
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: think I was just on my way out at SNL. And,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Like, I've been in the business, but I've been in
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: the business on the stand-up side. The other side of
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: this business is super, like, that's when it starts messing
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: with you on the inside.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Your self-esteem. Damn. You know what I'm saying?
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Because, like, you know, you're not cute enough. You're not
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: big enough. You're not small enough. You look too buff.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: You're not gay enough.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Is that from comments or being at work? It's everything.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Just work, being a woman, comments. Now you in the
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: big public. Because when you get on a show like SNL,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: not everybody sees.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: The whites and the blacks. Oh, man. You're open to everyone.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: It was, ooh, man, it was bad. You know, I've
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: never fucked a stud. We can't shit. No. Never in
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: my life. They don't like that I fucked a stud.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Mandy looked at me like I was crazy when I
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: said I fucked a stud on a fucking corner. I've
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: never fucked a stud. She was like, you never told
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: this story. Yeah.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: I've never fucked a stud. I like to give dick.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: I don't like to take fake dick.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: You like to give dick. I can't. I've never even.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I'll give you a good brand to get. Well, duh. Period.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Let me know. Get a good break. Let me know.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: You got to get that big skin. Okay. Is that
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: the one that doesn't strap? It's like the pull-up underwear?
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: I don't like to pull up underwear. They're too flimsy.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: I got a one-strap fits all. Okay, I have a
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: one-strap fits all, too, but what I like... So I've
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: tried the leather ones.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: They don't attach to my thighs as well.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Like, it's harder to pull it. So I have one
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: right now. When I stay, I slide in that bitch,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: pull it up, and bop. Like, I'm riding the goddamn... Like,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I stretch it, and it... It clenches underneath my ass cheeks.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: It holds on to that thing. And I'm able to
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: like go like this.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, bitch.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: It's the right outfit. Hold on. I literally pull them straps.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: And you know what I mean? And I pull it up.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: And it like tightens around my thighs. I'm like, ready
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: to go. I got one with no straps. Because the
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: straps is too much work. Oh, wait. You do the double.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: You do. I'm going to show it to y'all. You
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: just put it on. I'm going to tell you. And
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: that's it. No, no, no. What you do. No straps.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: What you do is. Listen. I got a trick. Nobody
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: wants to hear about it. What you do is, because
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: I like to start in the shower. Oh. With my partners.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: You get out the shower first so that you can
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: go and lay it wherever it needs to go just
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: so you can.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Pull it on quickly. Okay.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: You can't take the time like trying to go like
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: get it out of a drawer.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the part I hate. No. So you got
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: to lay it down. And adjust it. You just got
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: to adjust. Have it ready. Like lay it on the floor.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Put it down where you just got to step in it. Ready?
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Because it can't take too long. It can't take too long.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: The last time I got fucked with a strap on,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: it was straight out the drawer.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: And I remember like, I had so much anxiety about
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: ruining it that I was just like, let me start
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: sucking it so I can clean it up.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Fuck, I don't know what to do. And then finally,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: she was like, okay, I'm kind of good on this.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: And I was like, let me take my mouth back up. Okay,
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: still lint. Well, yeah, don't. Who was that? I clean
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: up very well. I don't even think either of us
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: thought it was. No, it wasn't a dirty one. It's
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: just in the drawer. No, you got to clean it.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Pinky, do you have a one-size-fits-all? How do you choose
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: the size of your strap? Did you say, I'm going
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: to have a big dick or I'm going to be little?
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: I like to watch a lot of porn. Okay.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I like to watch a lot of men porn.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Okay. You know... Man of mine? I've come across... Yeah.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I've come across a lot of stuff I don't like
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: to watch. I'm like, wow, I'm learning a lot from
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: these men. I'm learning a whole bunch. You know, they're
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: my allies if they allow me to be, you know? So,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: and I like to watch a lot of dyke porn.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I like to watch them. I don't like their straps,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: all the different colors and all that. Okay, you don't
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: like the colors.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: And they be all these big sizes. Like, you don't
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: need that big old thing.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: You gotta give us a dyke porn star name so
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: we can have them all. Also, why are we saying
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: dyke and not stud?
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: I like Dyke. Okay. I'm only saying it because you're
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: saying it. No, white is butch. White is butch. No, no, no,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: but I'm only saying it because you're saying it. Otherwise,
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I heard it's kind of offensive. I think Dyke is
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: a good word. But it's not offensive? It's because Lil
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Goosey made it popular. Not to me. No? Okay. I've
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: never been offended by Dyke. Listen, gay people... have their
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: words that they offended by. What do you offend by?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: I like being called bull, dagger, butch, dyke. I like
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: those words. Okay. I feel like it's nice and rough
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: and tough and it describes how I grew up in
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: the hood. Does it, does it depend on who it
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: comes from? Mm-mm. A dude, I don't grow up in
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: a dude to get, a dude to just be like,
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: fucking dykes. I'd be like, duh, nigga.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Now, you know, I thought, I thought we were going
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: to have you sound a.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Little bit more girly, but it's giving real nigga. Look,
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: you know, here's the thing.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I remember what y'all was talking about with Carter because
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I think that it is harder for butch women to
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: get into the business because it's easier for gay men.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying gay men don't have their struggles, but
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I feel like they're more palatable because they're softer. Even
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: as a comedian. And their feminine energy is looked at
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: more as entertaining. That's just my POV. I'm not saying
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: it's true or false. That's just how I feel it. Us,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: we just, we, at the end of the day, we butch, masculine, whatever.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: But we still girls.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: So if we not feminine enough, I don't think, I
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: don't think people can receive it. So it's not that many.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: It's just like, you with Snoop, Young M.A. By the way,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Young M.A. should, it rap better than all these niggas.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. By the way. So I think she, just everything
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: she do. Yeah. To me, she a lyricist.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I just, I love everything about Young and Me.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: So, I think she ahead of the game. You were
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: this way your whole life? Oh, yeah. And I ask
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: you that because you were... Gay or masc? What are
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: you asking? Well, like, because you were in a 20-year relationship.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I was. So, the person that you were with knew
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: you this way the whole time? Yeah.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Or was there a change with them that happened with them?
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Or y'all were both the same the whole time?
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: So....
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, you know, because it's like the conversation of
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: born this way or whatever. I never really understood male attraction.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I never liked them.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Oh. Ever. Wow, this is how gay men sound. They
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: told you to like boys.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: You grew up in, you know, everybody is born into
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: a culture or a rule or whatever.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Like when I have children, if I have a girl...
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to teach her to be gay, but
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I'm hope so.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Wait, what? What? I hope so.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I want my daughter to be just like me. Because
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I want to have a baby, right? And everybody be like, well.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Do you want a boy or a girl? And I'm like,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: it don't matter what it is. It's going to be
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: a boy. All right. All right. You know what's crazy?
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Not it took me to be like. You know what's crazy?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: We never hear about it that way. No matter what
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: it is, it's going to be a boy. It's going
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: to be, I mean, but then guys always come around.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: It ain't never going to be no boy. And they
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: have daily insults or whatever. But it's like, I know
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: you idiot. It's not going to be a boy.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: We know this. I know I'm not a man, you
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: fucking idiot. But if you have a boy, would you
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: want your boy to be? My boy is going to
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: be a boy. And would you want your boy to
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: be with a woman, not with a man? I do.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: But wherever he choose, I'll accept it.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: But if you have a girl, you want them to
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: be with a girl. I just hope none of them
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: be the feminine one.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. Here you go. That's what Young Miami said.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: I don't want to play in dolls. Is that what
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: she said? You don't want a daughter like us? If
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: she's strapping, yes. Okay.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Now, is it because you want, and I mean, maybe
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: this is deep. Is this because masculinity is, I believe
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: sometimes women that are masked or have dominance, they're kind
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: of safer in life. Sometimes I feel nervous for my homegirls.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm scared for them hoes to ride a train.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: It's strictly a sex thing. Sex? Not you thinking about
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: your kids having sex. I be destroying bitches. Oh my God.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: It's so bad. What? It's terrible. What? I'm fucking them up.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: It's what you know from sex, you mean.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Man, look, I'm telling you, I be watching these men
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: and I listen to women and I cook for them
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: and I get them to go into that vulnerability.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: But do you get into vulnerability too? Depends on who
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: you are.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: Because can it really happen where anybody is giving that
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: love and affection, spending that quality time and not?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: It depends. I could give vulnerable. But mainly you just
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: know what to do. I'm not saying I'm the best.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've had experiences where the bitch was like, yeah, no,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: this wasn't for me. Yeah, because everybody be stunting like
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: they fire in bed. Like, yeah, I'm fire when I'm...
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: When you're with someone that... When we're on the same frequency.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: There's the same frequency. You know what I'm saying? I
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: done had my experiences where I was like, my bad.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Did it make you feel like, oh my God, I
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: should have did this, I should have did that, et cetera?
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: You know, everybody's different. Everyone's different. Everybody's different.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Like, they got one woman that I was with, you know, She, like,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: when you give a head, she like for you to
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: get at it.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Get straight to the click. Stop playing. I ain't got
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: time for the licks. Don't tongue kiss it. Get straight
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: to the click. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. I don't
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: have time. So then I'm like, okay, great. Well, I'm
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: going to go do that to this bitch. And she's like, ah, ah, ah, ah.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: It's different. It's different, yeah. She's like, bitch, you got
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: to start slow with my shit. But she is so
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: hard to eat and dick is so easy. I'll tell
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: you this. Really?
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: As one that does both, sucking a dick, I feel
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: like anybody could suck a dick well if they had to.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: It's grip. It's pressure. It's actually sucking. And I'm generalizing.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: I know there are women that don't suck dick well.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: But if you're into doing it, you will suck a
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: good dick.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: And a man will just be happy. Because when a woman.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Is into it, it's just like, oh my God. Now
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: it's just the theatrics of it. Eating pussy, you could
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: be extremely into it and it'd actually be bad.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: But sucking dick with enthusiasm, 7 out of 10. I
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: don't know if the fellas would agree. Probably going to
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: be a good dick suck if they're into the dick suck.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Damn, I want a dick. I want to have
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: an opinion. Me too. Me too.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: That's my only thing. I did just find that there's
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: dildos that come.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I never messed with those before. Me neither, but
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I want one just so that could come. Is it
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: your nut going into the dick going out? Girl, now
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: you know, you know goddamn well our nut ain't going
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: through no cylinder and coming out. Do they put it
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: in a cookware?
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: No, I think you put, oh no, I swear, but
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's going to come out a cylinder.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, I never, I never, I never really understood. I
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: think you fill it up with like a creamy lube.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I would use it. That's the only thing I missed
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: being gay. Oh, just getting come on and stuff. Oh
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: my God, stop. Everybody's going to clip it. Oh my God.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: So you were in a 20-year marriage, then went into
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: a hoe phase, but I saw that you also weren't using.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Hold on, how you stop me? You don't want me
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: to call it a hoe phase?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: I've had several hoe phases. Me and my ex-wife was
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: together for 20 years, but we've had plenty of breaks.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait. So we was together for like eight years. Okay.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Then after college, she wanted, she didn't know. We was
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: together since high school, so she didn't know.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: If she was all the way gay. I knew I
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: was all the way gay. You let her go test
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: the punk? Absolutely. Okay. Yeah, I mean, it hurt. Oh, man,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I was sick. But she came back?
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, about four years later, maybe. That was a lot
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: of dick in between.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was ancient. I was so terrible. Okay. You weren't. No,
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: it was terrible. You were terrible during that four years? Yeah. Okay.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: In what way? Just not caring and just bouncing around. Okay.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: You know. And so it wasn't a healthy hoe face.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Have you ever had a healthy hoe face? It was
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: healthy for me.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, I broke some hearts. I didn't mean to
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: break the hearts. But see, here's the problem with me.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: What is healthy for you?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Meaning exploring? Okay. I was exploring.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: And I had moved to California, which was very different
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: because I'm also identifying who I really am because now
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I don't have the New Orleans gay rules.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Now I got the California. They don't have gay rules.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Where were you in California? I was in Hollywood. Oh,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: they don't have no gay rules out there. We're saying
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: gay rules?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: See, in New Orleans, you got to be tough. You know,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: you're like, whoever is the gay commissioner out there, you
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: got to, hey, you got to be the nigga.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: What's the gay rules in New Orleans? Gay men in
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: New Orleans? Hardest gay niggas in the world. Wait, what's
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: the gay rules in New Orleans compared to the gay
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: rules in California?
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: In New Orleans, you mirror the heterosexual relationship. If you
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: were a stud, you're the goddamn man. And that's just
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: the way we was taught to be. You couldn't have
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: no feminine piece of bone in your body. Besides your
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: cat and your titties, that's the only girl thing about you.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Because you can't help the cat and the titties.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: But when I go to L.A., they don't have no
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: gay rules. There was just like, just be gay. Why
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: put all this pressure on yourself? I would like you
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: to tell everybody.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Listening, what are the unspoken gay rules for studs?
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Amen. I'm going to tell you the number one. What's
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: the number one? Don't fuck niggas. Period. Period. Wait, why? Fuck,
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: because that mean you gay. Wait, the guy is gay? Wait, wait, wait.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: And it's a figure of speech. It don't mean you gay,
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: because obviously you not gay. That mean you not a lesbian.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: To us, like, you like to make a smash? Ugh. Ugh. Oh,
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: that was tea.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, they give it. That's the number one rule.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: All other shit, we'll be like, all right, fine, whatever.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: What's number two and number three?
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Don't be wearing no thong. Oh, my God. You can't
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: wear a thong? If you're the butch, like in a
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: male role, as a man. I can see this. You
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Fellas, if y'all come outside in a fucking thong, you're
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: going to.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Get respect from like that. And if that's something you do,
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: you do it. Highly. You can't let your niggas know that. Okay. Okay.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: And number three. I guess number three is back to
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: number one. Okay. Don't fuck niggas. Okay. And that's the
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: number one.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I wanted to sidetrack with you and ask something that
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: we talked about with these white women. We had a
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: white lesbian couple on. And I had told them there
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: was a love is blind.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. Ultimatum. You watching Queer Ultimatum? Oh, God. God,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: every gay woman I know is watching it. It's so good.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: But in the reunion, they look at her face. I
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: hate it. You hate it. Oh, you know what? Fine.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Number three, stop fucking crying all the time. I know
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: you're not going to cry.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: The reason why I can't watch the queer one, none
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: of them can have a conversation without fucking crying.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. But maybe it's their anger. No, no, no.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: They need a real nigga from New Orleans on queer ultimately.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: So you don't cry?
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: No, because a real nigga from New Orleans is going
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: to fight. They going to fight. Because a lot of
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: them be disrespectful. You get a real motherfucker on any fight.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Even a white bitch that's from somewhere where she wouldn't
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: take no shit.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: They fight. And a lot of them are soft. Okay.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: So in the reunion, one of them got cheated on.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: And in the scene, she was like, What do you
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: mean you had sex with her? With your mouth? With
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: your mouth? And she was freaking out.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: And in the reunion, they had a conversation that I
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: loved about what do lesbians define as sex? What do
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: you define as sex? What do you consider fucking somebody?
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: For me, it used to be hand. And then for me,
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: it had to be we rubbing pussy.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Then at one point... I love rubbing pussy. Me too.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: That's my favorite. That's my least favorite. My ex-girlfriend is
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: called Coochie.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: I've never scissored. Why the fuck are we both... I
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: swear this is... Is rubbing Coochie not scissoring?
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You don't have to scissor. I don't scissor.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I done had some grown women sit on this thing
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: and take my ass away. I done had some grown
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: women come sit down on this thing.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Just grind the Coochie. Oh, shit. I call it scissoring
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: as long as it's touching, but that's my favorite way
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: to fuck. Man, listen. You gotta get... Listen, one day...
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: One day. They're going to have a grown woman. She
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: might be 45 or so. She's going to turn your
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: ass out. I don't think I could be turned out.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: She's going to lick you from head to toe. Tongue
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: going to be all between them toes. Tongue going to
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: be all up in that ass. I've had all that. Coochie,
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: all that shit. I've had that. Lick your whole fucking head.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I've had that in public. They be licking my head
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: in public now. Punk is all that shit, right? I
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: do that too. You think I could be turned out, Punky?
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Do you know who you talking to? I'm telling you.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: This not.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I'm going to call it bumping coochie.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Right, bumping.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: She's going to sit on that thing like you got
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: a dick on, but you ain't got no dick on.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: She's going to sit on that cat.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Okay. And she's going to take your ass away. Oh. Okay.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Where we going? Bitch, away. You go away. All I
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: know is I go away. You go away. When do
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: you come back? Okay, wait.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: I want to know, do you think this is possible because...
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: As someone that strictly enjoys sex with women, do you
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: think it's the eating pussy for you because you get
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: the penetrative or the, like, yeah, do you think there's
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: a difference because we've solely focused on women once at a.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Time, whereas you maybe really are desiring, like.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: The taste and, like, eating pussy? Maybe being on top
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: of a woman in that way isn't doing it? Like,
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: what do you think it actually is? Because I don't
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: know a lesbian that don't like bombacoochies.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Psychologically?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: It's going to work for sure, though. I'd be like, oh. Yeah,
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: I don't even like getting on top of niggas. Give
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: me the strap, bitch. Put it on the nipple. Put
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: it on the neck and then bring it back down.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Let me put this strap on. I don't like even
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: getting on top for men, so. Like, I don't. That's
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. A 45-year-old going to come and ride
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: that thing. Why is it not a young bitch? Why
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: is it not a young bitch? Young bitches don't know
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: what the fuck they're doing. They don't. They don't. They
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: do not. At about 30, you know, you just got
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: to have.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: If a young bitch meet an old bitch, then that
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: young bitch going to know what she doing because she
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: going to learn from that old bitch.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: I was young.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: met somebody, I think six, seven, eight years older than me.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Put that powwow on my ass. And then I knew
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: what I was doing.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: And so you also eat a Chick-fil-A?
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Me too. No, wait. That's the one. That's the one.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: You stopped eating a Chick-fil-A, Weezy? I didn't. This is
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: her interview. First of all... Bitch, you said you gayer
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: than me, but you eating Chick-fil-A? We both problematic gays.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't say I eat it. I'm just saying... I'm
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: problematic gay.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Here's why Chick-fil-A is a bad one. And I understand
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: why people are upset.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Because... Because.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: It's the money towards the gay conversion therapy. That's the
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: deep Chick-fil-A shit that's like, okay, whoa. Like, a nigga's
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: going to vote for Trump. We got to be ready
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: for that.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: But putting money.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: From profit shares into gay conversion therapy, but.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Then the wobbly butt and the lemonade.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: So gay conversion therapy is still a thing. I didn't
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: know that was still a thing either.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. Wait, they pay for that? Chick-fil-A paper. Chick-fil-A paper. Look,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: we both. Chick-fil-A paper. Chick-fil-A paper. Chick-fil-A paper. Chick-fil-A paper.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Chick-fil-A paper. Chick-fil-A paper. Chick-fil-A paper.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: I got so horny watching that movie, and I think
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: my mom knew that was when she was like, she's
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: really gay.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Wait a second. Old boy that says, I'm not delivered.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Isn't that what he went to? Do we think he
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: was delivered? Hell no. You can't. This will be- You
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: can't think, wait, you don't think you could be converted
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: to one in a big old beautiful dick from a
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: big old beautiful nigga? I don't like men like that, period. Oh. No,
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: I don't think you can be converted. I appreciate men.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: And I think men are one of God's strongest soldiers.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I love men in the aspect. I've got good men
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: in my family, my fathers, my cousins, everybody. They protect women.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I relinquish every piece of masculinity when I'm around my
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: male family because they take care of me.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's nice to hear. Hell yeah.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: You want to open the door, open the door. You
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: want to pick these chairs up, especially if we had
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: like a reception hall. I'm not cleaning up shit.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: But you know what, though?
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: In the adverse, Mandy, we, not saying you, society puts
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: that on women in conversion because let's just say we
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: put Ed and Wolf in a conversion therapy, but the opposite.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Would they end up wanting to fuck niggas when they leave?
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I think all you got to do is put a
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: nigga in jail long enough, you're going to fuck a nigga. Possibly.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I think that seeing the sexual discipline that
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: does not exist while they are free is I think
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: seeing that they would fuck a chicken sandwich, all these
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: motherfuckers still fucking fillet a pie. Not a Chick-fil-A one.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Maybe not a Chick-fil-A one.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: But seeing the lack of sexual discipline and the urges
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: and desires that apparently cannot be controlled, I feel like
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: if you are incarcerated for long enough, you will put
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: a blanket over.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: The hole and fuck the hole. How long? The hole
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: is associated. I'm trying to follow. What the fuck? The
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: hole is a man.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: The hole. The hole. The Buddha hole.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: But the blanket is over it. Like, not even going
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: to hold you. My homegirl dated a man.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: I ain't going to say the name.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Bitch, sure you ain't going to say the name.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: She dated a man who was locked up in a
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: New Orleans prison.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: And the information got back that she said that in
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: prison they would put Pictures of the women that they
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: had back home on the backs of the men, and
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: they were.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Looking at the pictures.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: I feel like I heard this too somewhere. I said
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: it here before, but I probably.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Said who it was. I guess you got to do
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: what you got to do.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: We talked about also brands that you would stop fucking with,
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: and that was brands that go anti-black.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: This is what a lot of people fail to realize.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I'm black, blackity black. I love black people. I mean,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: I have my grievances with some black stuff, but we're
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: going to keep that between our black asses.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Okay. But, you know, I'm more to... Target's out. Target,
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: hell no. Me too. I think somebody went to Target.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, my friend needed to go to Target when we
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: was in Austin one time.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: I said, bitch, I can't go to Target, bitch. So
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: you stayed in the parking lot? You damn right.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I didn't even want to walk her to Target, but
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I did. But I was like, I'll walk you to Target.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, she's like, come on, I'll return it.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'll get fucked. I am not going
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: in Target.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Target is a beautiful story because I think it is
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: the most modern example of how protesting is absolutely going
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: to fuck your money up. Target is such a good
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: example of how important black commerce is in America.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Like, honestly. They just got removed off of the Fortune
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: top 50 companies to work for. Fucking amazing. However, yes
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: and no. All I know is when Target was giving
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: out them free things. I'm a Costco nigga. When Target
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: was giving out them free everything at Essence Fest, everyone's
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: black asses was lined up. Now, I will tell you this, right?
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Because all money ain't good money, but....
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: I had a homegirl recently who, I actually won't say
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: what kind of brand because I don't want to out
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: her too much. But she was like, fuck Weezy. The
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: only people that are letting me sell my product is Target.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: She was like, and I, maybe they don't, no one
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: else thinks I'm good enough. Maybe Target just needs to
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: come back. She's like, but I don't know what to do.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: And I was like, bitch, you make enough money from
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: fucking in.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: I would sell out of Target. I, Outside of Target?
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Are there any other brands?
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: What are people going to do the second she says,
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: go to Target to buy my shit?
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Well, they still have African-American people that shop in Target. Yeah.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: So I will put my product there for them. If
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: you're going to go there, you might as well buy
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: my shit. If you're going to go there, buy my
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: black people shit.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: But that means you took the Target check. I mean,
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: I know she talked to more people, but I was
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: one of the ones that told.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Her, I think it'll ruin it. Is there anything else
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: besides Target that you boycotted? It didn't ruin them, though.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Are there any other brands this is what everybody needs
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: to understand many of these brands and these rich corporations
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: don't none of them shake the table give a fuck
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: about us that's first and fucking foremost we get to
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: decide where we spend our black dollar okay so when
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I don't like the fact that they got rid of
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: DEI can I understand it sure do I like it
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: no but when Target just straight up It felt, with Target,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: it just felt.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Like, fuck all y'all niggas. That's what that felt like.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: It did feel personal. Yeah. I don't know why, though.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: It's so crazy. Maybe because of how much we used
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: the response. I think it was the response. And we
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: as black people, we uplifted they motherfucking asses. We gave
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: them a nickname, Target. Bitch. We gave you a motherfucking nickname.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: How dare you? We told you above. It was so
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: much better than Walmart. Have y'all been to a Walmart recently?
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Hold on. We shit it on Kmart. We said, oh, bitch,
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: we going to Target. I'm not going to lie to you, y'all.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: I went to the Walmart and Bird Bank. I'm sorry
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: for everybody. I literally called my homegirl. I said, is
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: this a safe space? She said, yeah, bitch.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: I said, I don't want to be poor ever again.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: This was the worst experience. The produce was fucking disgusting. People,
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: white trash.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: I can't be around that. I'm sorry.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: White trash actually terrifies me. It's almost akin to, like,
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: being a bunch of, like, thigh-dye bros, because they give
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: thug to me.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know what was worse. I was really feeling like,
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: I was like, I have to get out of here. Like,
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: I started changing how I was talking. Maybe it was
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: the area, because all Walmarts ain't like that. No, Burbank
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: is a nice place. It's next to a Sephora. But
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: I have a very problematic one. The Walmarts in Rhode
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Island are pretty fantastic. Oh. I'm about to say, there's some...
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: I'm lying. I haven't been to a Walmart in a
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: long time. You know what? I order all my groceries online.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Walmart's one of my favorite stores. You know when they
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: start talking about how the food is contaminated? It's all
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: from Walmart. Really? That's what it looked like. I made
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: that up.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: The chicken looks like it's a different tone. I took
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: my mom in there because she was like, let's just
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: get some stuffed owls. She went in there and said,
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: I'm okay.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: You're doing okay. I'm a childless, traveling-ass, busy bitch. Give
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: me Trader Joe's.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: Everything's already made for you.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Trader Joe's be having a lot of callbacks. I know.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: The whole country has callbacks.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Trader Joe's started it. The whole country just started having
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: all those calls. Trader Joe's been on a callback.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Babe, I eat straight man ass. Everything can be called.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: I literally go into the depths of straight man ass.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Because what are we talking about callbacks? Straight man ass.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: It's good. It's not bad. It's good.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: It's not the same as woman ass, though. Woman ass
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: is not a risk for me in that way. I
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: don't feel like I'm scared.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Also, we're just so much in tune with our own cleanliness. Whereas,
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: I don't care how clean it is. It's never going
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: to be like woman ass.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: You got to clean this woman ass. I'll be honest
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: with you. And that might be now a new thing.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: But my partners... Cleaner than me?
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Your man partner? Yeah, nigga. My man partner's, oh my God.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: To the point where like, like, like, boyfriend number one,
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: he makes me my own beef tallow, like, lotion. He
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: got me this thing to put my toothbrush in it to... Nah,
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: his booty hole can still stink. His booty hole has
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: never sunk. His, like, I have not went down on
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: a man and smelt nothing crazy.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: It's not the smell. It's the pull out. No, there's
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: none of it. Like... Wait, wait, wait. Y'all put y'all
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: finger in their butt too? Educate me.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Let me know.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: And the man butt? They're doing it. We're not giving
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: fingers in the ass. Aren't y'all? How are you? This
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: is why there's no HR here. Wait, a tongue but
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: not a finger? What's the difference between a tongue and
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: a finger? Can you agree with this? Tongue, no finger.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: So you're talking about by mistake tongue, not no... On
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: purpose tongue. The balls are right there. You have an
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: on-purpose tongue is, well, I'm eating that ass tonight.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: And mistake tongue is, I'm going to suck that dick
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: and make my tongue slide down to your ass.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Well, you got to pass the balls first. So would
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: you lay on your stomach? Okay. No, no, no. This
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: is what they do, especially on the couch when they
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: get in their dick. This is how you pop your
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: pussy at the show. Listen, no, it's covered in shorts.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: It's shorts. It's shorts. It's shorts. No, go ahead and
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: do it, girl. When they get in their dick sucked,
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: they like lean back a little bit and then they
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: just go like this. And now the ass is available
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: to you. To you? That means take your ass up
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: one of them balls and eat that ass. Plucky, this
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: is because you heard it. We from Florida suddenly came back. Okay, so. Bitch,
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: I live in Atlanta now. I've got a little draw sometimes.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm in Atlanta this weekend. You going
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: to be there? I'll be here for 10 days. See?
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: We talked about this. This is why you can't do
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: selective ignorance. What do you do? Do you go to
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Atlanta for work? Do you go to be gay? Party?
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: So I got a documentary called Punky.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: It's about my experience before SNL, during, and after.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Did you say documentary? No, I mean, it's pretty dykey.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, that's great. There we go. It's pretty dykey.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: It's pretty dykey, okay.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: And they got a documentary out there called Out Films,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: and my film made it in, so we're going.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Congratulations. First off, you've got a lot to just be celebrating. Actually, okay, wait,
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: let's drop it all. Let's drop it all. Because you
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: got the stand-up out now. The stand-up? Yes. Yes, it is.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: Stand-up out right now. Long-titted short store? Long-titted short store.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: Was it long before? Were your titties long before? Let
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: me tell you what happened.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: I think I was telling some type of story to
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle about wanting a breast reduction or whatever. And
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: while I'm talking to him about that, while I'm talking
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: to him about that, I'm talking to him about, you know,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: doing my special.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: So... He just.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Dave is the type of guy, he'll sit up there
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: and listen to you, and you think he's not listening,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: but he's listening.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: Because he'd just be smoking. Smoking the cigarette. Because he
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: goes away a little bit. And he'd be like, yeah, Dave,
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: you heard what I said? Yeah. You should call your special.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Long titty. Short story. And I was like, I don't
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: know if it.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: It goes with the special, but okay. Whenever you get...
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: I've already watched it. Whenever you get... Very gay. It
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: is pretty gay. Very gay. The first 25 minutes. Literally.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Not the first 25 minutes. And then I'm looking at...
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Hold on. And then I'm looking at the audience, whole
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: front row white people. Yeah. And I don't know if
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: they're gay because they look like couples. You know what's crazy? What?
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: My fans are all white, middle-aged men. What? Can't tell
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: you how it happened. What?
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: I don't get black people at my show. I don't
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: get gay people at the show. But those middle-aged white
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: men be pulling. You don't get black people at the show?
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Black folk don't come. Okay, listen, y'all. For real.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: Now, we need everybody to follow because this is how
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: comedians say, hey, I'm in this blah, blah, blah city tonight.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: It may happen over a weekend. You may end up
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: doing a spot. Like, nah. Don't see punkies. And our
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: fans are hoes, so I want them to show up
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: for you. Well, the thing is, it's just like, wait, what?
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: The story. You have a whore house. Your fans are hoes?
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: They're great, but hold on. Paid hoes. I love you.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: I love you hoes. Really good job hoes. Listen, we
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: had a book come out.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: We and everybody was, we really wanted.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: To become New York Times bestsellers. And it happened from
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: the presale. Yeah. Because our bitches got money. They got money.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: They out here taking care of niggas. That's why they
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: be writing in.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: Mandy! What they do. Well, we don't want them to just,
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: you know, subscribe.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: They can listen to us and support the bum-ass niggas
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: they supporting, but they got money.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Shout out to all of our warm-ups. Shout out to
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: all the hoes. The hoes with the money. Shit, I
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: might want to be at home.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: You got to think, when we do a theater ticket,
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: it costs way more sometimes than a comedy club ticket.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: And we be selling out them girls. Nah, y'all be
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: selling the fuck out. Yeah, no, they rock with us.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Y'all be in there, dog. Listen, we tired. I'm tired, too.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to calm down until, like, March. When
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: you tour, do you have hoes in different area codes? Like,
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: do you? No, no, no, no, no. I used to.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not in the hoe phase no more. I'm trying
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: to settle down and start a family and shit. You
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: got a partner? Yeah. Ooh. Oh, because you said I
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: got this girl earlier. I didn't know. Got my little shorty. Yeah,
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: we trying to figure something out. See, niggas always do this.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Are we together or not? You said I'm your little shorty.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: You thought I got a little girl. I told the baby.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: The baby. I told her, put my baby in her.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: How much more committed do I need to be? Oh,
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: you really the man? You don't want to carry? Fuck no.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Fuck no. Fuck this body up. You know how hard
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: I've been working on this body. Listen, that's why I
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: lost 80 pounds. That's why pregnancy, there's a lot of
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: reasons I don't want that shit. But also, no. I'm
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: going to tell you why I both feel y'all.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: So I'm family planning for 2028, but I opened a
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Pilates studio and ended up looking the best I've ever
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: looked in my life. Literally, all I keep thinking to
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: myself is, And I'm sorry if anybody fat is listening.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: To this, but I'm like, no!
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: You're telling me I got to see now every single
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: person I ain't seen in a long time, only for
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: them to tell me, oh my God, what are you doing?
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Every Ozempic accusation, thank you. It is phenomenal. Did I
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: take a few little Chinese pills? I did. I did.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: I love Chinese pills. You know what I'm saying?
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: They made her shit neon. We can't even say the name.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: because it fucked up some shit.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: But you know what? It worked. It pushed all that
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: shit out. I was too scared to take the shot,
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: so I said, let me try some of those.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: But between Pilates, weightlifting, and all that... Now you're telling
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: me I have to put a fucking baby inside of me?
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Only to start having everything spread?
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: That's what I talked to my doctor about. I was like,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: will my titties come back? Will my titties come back?
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: That's valid.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't think so.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: But I wouldn't mind looking like a little bimbo with
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: big pregnant titties. If I was to have this baby,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: it would all be marketable.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: You would do it for a check? Absolutely.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Do you know Kiki Palmer told me the funniest thing
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: when she was pregnant? She was like, we went out
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: to eat.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: She told me.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: And, of course, I already knew because everybody was saying
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: it on the internet. Just like, we think she's pregnant.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: And she said the funniest thing. I was like, how
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: do you think you're going to be as a mom?
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: You're so personal with fans. Like, do you feel like
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: you're going to include your baby online?
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: She's like, I don't know yet. But I could also
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: see me saying, and the goo-goo gag is.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: And I was like, bro, this bitch. You know when someone,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: you understand why someone's a star? That shit was so
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: fucking funny.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Listen, man. I appreciate that. You said it. It's a
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: big risk, number one. Okay? I'm older. Okay. My risk
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: factor of having a baby, it's very high risk for
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: me to have a baby. How old?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: 41.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're geriatric after 35.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's just like, so if I do, and
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: I got plenty eggs. I got buku. I done already
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: started the process. I got buku. I got 21 of
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: them now. So it's going to be your egg. Wow. Wait,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: it's going to be your egg though? My egg. Got
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: the baby daddy. There's a lot of rules in Rhode Island.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. Hold on. You have a sperm donor or? Oh, absolutely.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: This guy been knowing for like 15 years. Oh, you
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: know him. Okay. That's what I meant by sperm donor. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: I got a direct donor. But he's going to have
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: no part of the... Shit. He better come get this
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: little nigga. Come parent him. I love this. We just
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: had the conversation about Kendrick Sampson. Just a week ago. Literally.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: So Kendrick Sampson said, He wants to have a child
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: with a homegirl, not someone he's romantic with.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, I did see that. The way he said it
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: made me feel like.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: But you are having, you're choosing your homeboy to fertilize
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: your egg.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: But I want my baby to know their fault.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Has a romantic partner, but still wants him to be
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: a father. This is another outlier.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: This is like, oh, well, make sure you're going to
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: have a baby alone because your family dynamic is already established.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: She has a romantic partner. But real quick. It's already established.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: But he gets to be a father of this child, too.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I want my baby to know their father. Especially if
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I have a boy. You need to go and be
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: with your daddy.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: And your friend wants to be a father. Because I
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: don't want my boy picking up on my femininity. But
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: how does she feel about your egg and your friend?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Kind of no attachment. Oh, no.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. In Rhode Island, every state got different laws.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: My friends just had a baby in the South. They
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: didn't have to do half the shit I got to do.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: We have to all see psychiatrists. He got to see one.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: He got to have a two to three hour consultation
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: with the psychiatrist.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: I got to have one by myself. She got to
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: have one by herself. Does he have kids? No. And
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: he don't have a partner either. Is he gay? No.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: Shout out to him.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: And then after all, let's have our separate two to
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: three hour consultations.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Then we got to have one together as a family.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: Are you concerned about if he ends up getting a
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: partner that it would change his mind?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Every partner he has had in the last 15 years,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: he has discussed it with them before they've committed.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: I love that. Yeah.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: I've actually, to that point, I've discussed with every single
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: partner I've ever had that my eggs are not only
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: for my body.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: I have very close gay men in my life that...
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: Even if I didn't have my own children yet, I
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: think I could do it. But you would have it
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: for them or you would take them, get them fertilized?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: Not surrogacy. For them to do a... But I would
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: give them my eggs. But you would donate your embryos? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Absolutely.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Make an embryo with me. Even if it was a
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: close homegirl, that's eggs.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Would you do something like sign a contract to not
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: want to be introduced to your embryo?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't do it for someone I didn't know. I
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: feel like it's a little too selfless for me.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: And a little too straining on a woman's body, but
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: I would absolutely do it for someone I love and
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: care about.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying, like, once you donate your embryo to
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: their surrogate, would you sign a contract saying, nope, don't
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: want to meet the baby?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: Or if they're open to... Well, they're my friends, so
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: of course I would have to. Okay, all right, yeah.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Because, I mean, you know, I mean, technically it's your baby.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: I remember the only man that kind of was like,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: had a rule about it, is my current fiance. He
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: was like, I can only handle this if we have
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: a kid first.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: That's understandable. Totally understandable.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: And I get it because it's kind of just like,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: now you get to experience your firstborn with someone else,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: kind of.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: I will say, in our conversation about Kendrick, we both
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: did not include the idea that one of his homegirls
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: could be a stud or lesbian with.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: A romantic partner. I understood his point of view.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: I love seeing that. Here's a prime example of a
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: heterosexual man choosing to do that.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Is he around your age as well?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: The internet is just crazy because everybody have their opinions
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: and everybody have their ideas of what relationships and families
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: should look like and what you should want. Me and
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: my girl, we get into it all the time because
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: she's like, you be outside acting single.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: I be like, what does acting single mean? Describe it
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: to me. You know what I'm saying? Because what the fuck? Man,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: you taking pictures with all these hoes? That's my job.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, that's my ex-girlfriend too. You got your
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: arm around her neck? She's supportive. She's supportive. Am I
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: touching her whole titties? No.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: What's she about to say about me saying.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: What does I can single mean?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: So everybody have their ideas of what you should do
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: in these relationships or whatever. I mean, I'm 50-50 with
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: what he said. I do think you should have a
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: baby with a partner.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? And of course, if you can't,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: you can't. You got to pick. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: Or if you're single. Yeah, or if you're single.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: But a lot of people was upset because they're like,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: with a friend and not your partner. So you're going
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: to have a wife, no children with your wife, but
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: you're going to have a kid with your home girl.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: That is, I think the thing that is driving me crazy,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: even still thinking about it is he almost acts as if,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: as if desiring romance through a pregnancy is, is something
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: that's ridiculous. He was like, we over here fussing about
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: romance and women are dying. Black women are dying. Like,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: we got to have doulas. No, he said the romantic part.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: Now we arguing and now it's impacting how we're showing
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: up for the kid.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: And that to me is such a jaded, skewed, hurt
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: way of thinking. It's a reality that exists for him,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: but it's not necessarily a fair one to then put
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: on other people as like, hey, we're both single.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Let's have a kid. I think I love that we, though,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: live our lives based on our experience. Right.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: And for me, if it's a reality for him and
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: he chooses to try to not end up like that, again,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: it's a reality for all of my friends.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Look, to each his own.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: So if he gets with a partner and she's like, okay,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: then y'all go on and y'all just be on y'all journey.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: And what's the chance you think a single woman having
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: a baby with her homeboy will not romanticize that relationship
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: in those years?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: It's a very high chance. I agree that she will.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: I think it's a very high chance. Because women get delusional.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: It can. Men do too. I mean, I think he
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: has just as much of a chance. Man, I'm going
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: to be real with you.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: I actually think we didn't talk about that enough. The
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: odds of Kendrick, by the way, who's been on this
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: podcast and I'm talking shit about what opinion I thought
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: that it was ridiculous, but he's a very smart person
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: and he seems very emotionally in touch. But I cannot
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: see a person like that almost check out of how
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: beautiful that experience, and romanticizing it himself.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: Like, he seems like a sensitive man.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: And you're telling me you're sitting there with someone you
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: love and care about platonically.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: But that's the thing. That long. He doesn't seem to romanticize.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Feeding a kid that looked like you. A traditional family.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: That's the other thing.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: He doesn't seem to romanticize the idea of having a
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: child with a romantic partner. Which a lot of people,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: a lot of women romanticize that family unit. He doesn't
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: seem to romanticize that because whatever trauma or whatever experience
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: he has, He's seen it not work out. So his
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: idea is the familial aspect and romantic partnership being different.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: I think 9.8, though, we desire children and we desire
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: it to be birthed out of love. I think as
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: we age, we think, I could do it without it.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: But if I could pick, it would be this way.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: That's why I don't date these niggas. I told him,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: I said, you ain't got kids, but you want them?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Well... Go out and have it. You're not going to
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: have a baby? Never.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: So you are thinking about having a baby and messing
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: up that body that you've built.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, it's worth it.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: To me, like, I've messed up my body drinking too
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: much and had to get my shit back together.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's absolutely worth the sacrifice. Drinking never spread. I know.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: Drinking ain't the same as having a baby. That's a
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: 60 pounds attitude. I want to say this respectfully to everybody.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: I hope y'all get there one day. I'm not only
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: having a baby because I can afford it. I can
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: also afford whatever I've got to fix.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. I will.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: That's what I told my grandma. I was like, I'm
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: going to have a ton of plastic surgery if I
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: had this baby.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, I will be nipped and tucked away. Six months?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, if the scale doesn't go down by
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: four or five pounds. Sorry. I got my doctor already.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: I will be in Miami. It'll be a little girl's trip.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: You're not carrying it.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Here's the crazy part. If I carry this baby, it's because,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: number one, I can afford it. My insurance is top
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: of the line. I'm like, how many cycles can I do?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: They was like, bitch, we don't care. Just go try.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: Keep trying. They're going to cover every fucking thing.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: That means you can never go back to New Orleans.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, you got SAG? Yeah. SAG don't give a fuck.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do a TV show just to
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: get SAG. Now, I do need to ask. The insurance
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: is fire.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure how the laws work, but would that
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: mean you could never go back to New Orleans? Because
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: if you carry a baby, you're not really a stud
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: at that point.
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  Speaker 2: Not if I have sex. If you have sex to conceive.
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  Speaker 2: If I have sex. But starting a family is celebrated.
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  Speaker 4: But if it's just inserted in you, they gonna let
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  Speaker 4: you slide?
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  Speaker 1: Which camera can I talk to? Hey, my studs out
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  Speaker 1: there in New Orleans. Listen, I know we got our
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  Speaker 1: rules and shit. But I'm getting up there. I want
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  Speaker 1: to start a family. I don't think we ever discussed
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  Speaker 1: this rule. I don't think we ever discussed this gay law.
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  Speaker 1: But if I decide to have this baby.
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  Speaker 2: I need y'all to just let me have that.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, let a little punky be out here, man. Let
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: me have a little punky, you feel me?
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  Speaker 2: A fucking rap old punky. Long-tailed short story.
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  Speaker 3: If y'all laughed at this, if y'all enjoyed this, Please
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  Speaker 3: go on.
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  Speaker 2: And let the people know where they can watch your special. Hey, man,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: y'all 2NN, LOL Network, and YouTube. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to have all kinds of clips coming out everywhere, cliffhangers,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: so it can drive y'all to go watch the whole special.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: And the special is very dear to my heart. The
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: first half of it is about my little identity crisis,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: and the second half discusses you know, my divorce with
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: the woman that I was with.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: Since high school. Oh, so the tea is in there. Uh-huh.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: The tea is definitely in there. And then also, y'all
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: know we love supporting black films. You are in the
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: next barbershop? Oh, yeah, baby. Barbershop coming out February 10th. Man,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: y'all go listen, listen, listen, listen. It's a classic. It
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: was an honor to.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Be part of such a legendary movie turn series.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: It's fresh. It's new barbers. Are you a barber? I am.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Of course you are. I'm a barb. I love it.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: I'm a barb. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: It's... I, I, oh man, I just, I love it
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  Speaker 1: so much. I found my Hollywood family. That's something I've
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: been praying for. Everything, everything was copacetic. You guys are
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: going to love it. I got some crazy lines up
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: in there too.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: I got some crazy lines. Make sure y'all tune in
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: to Barbershop. It's on February 10th on Amazon, man. Tune in.
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  Speaker 2: I love that. Punky, thank you so much. I'm so
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: glad we was able to make this happen. I told
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  Speaker 2: you you was going to get your ass up on here.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: We need a part two in another year. Let's do
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: it again when you do Barbershop. Let's do it again. No,
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  Speaker 2: let's do it when you got a baby coming too.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: We need to get pregnant with a baby.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Somebody could be pregnant. Either me or my girl could
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: be pregnant by like March.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so next year. Somebody going to be pregnant. We
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: got to do this next year. Let's do it. I
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: got all the eggs.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to pray for you tonight.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: All the eggs. Not scrambled. All right. Well, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you guys so much for tuning in to yet
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: another episode of Decisions Decisions. If you haven't yet, make
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: sure you get our book, No Holes Barred. It is
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: available wherever you get books. And I actually want to
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: sign off with something that I missed. On last episode,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: one moment. As you guys know, it is Breast Cancer
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: Awareness Month. That is very near and dear to my heart.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: So if you have not yet, make sure you go
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: get that mammogram. Make sure you check in with the
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: women around you. Make sure you know your status. This
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: isn't HIV. We are talking breast cancer. Go and get
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: them titties felt up. And if you haven't yet, either donate.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of organizations helping people afford health care
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: and testing and all of that.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: During this time.
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  Speaker 4: So please donate and support everything that y'all see around
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: breast cancer awareness during this month.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. can you fill them up too?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: I can.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: I can absolutely come and fill your breasts. I know
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: what the lumps feel like. I actually had a lump
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: removed from my breasts.
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  Speaker 2: It was benign.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: But I did also have a lump. So yes, please
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: go and get your breast checked.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: And if you need somebody with experience to check your breasts,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: I am always available.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: Okay. Anyways, thank y'all so much. This is another episode
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  Speaker 2: of Decision Decisions. Bye.