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DESCRIBE HIS D WITHOUT USING THE WORD BIG OR SMALL? · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables. That's really nice about my bum
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  Speaker 1: really yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Speak probab because you lacking at the front. You can't
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  Speaker 2: team me up like that. You can't team me up
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 3: Relatable relat.
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  Speaker 2: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Audie Clark a
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  Speaker 1: Mummy, and my partner and Climb Crime Climb. Yeah, what's
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  Speaker 1: that song about, Miley Cyrus? It's the Climb, my partner
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  Speaker 1: always going to be another mountain.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad you did that, mister Jake Craig, Yeah boy
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  Speaker 2: aka Daddy aka Daddy, and Jake just then emphasized what
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  Speaker 2: we've been up to in the background.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah boy, trying to get mons irs on the show.
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  Speaker 2: A long, long, long time ago, I challenged Jake to
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  Speaker 2: create a song on garage Band.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what being like twenty twenty two days?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, mate, it's been a journey where we are to
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  Speaker 2: this day.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And we both made songs because we didn't have any
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  Speaker 2: money to outsource producing and we had the challenge to
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  Speaker 2: verse who could make the better song And Jake did
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  Speaker 2: take that title one.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you forgot. I actually think you've won everything so
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  Speaker 1: far so far have Yeah, and this is why. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: go on, but I have to say from that.
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  Speaker 2: From that, I'm humble. I'm humble. I can take the
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  Speaker 2: loss from that. Probably a year and a half past
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  Speaker 2: and we were like, let's revisit this. Now we have
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  Speaker 2: a little bit more mullah outsource some help, and we
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  Speaker 2: wrote the songs and went to our friend Toby Wells
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  Speaker 2: and produced them in his studio professionally, and I made
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  Speaker 2: call of my thoughts and Jake made translucent give us
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  Speaker 2: a little beat.
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  Speaker 1: When you look at me, do you look right to
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  Speaker 1: me a second?
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  Speaker 2: It's like stuck in the back of your brain.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But now we were sitting down one day and
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  Speaker 2: we think of that was a competition too. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Jake won that.
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  Speaker 1: I won that via streams on Spotify. I tried to
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  Speaker 1: just brush over that one.
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  Speaker 2: I lost that one.
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  Speaker 1: So here we go. Here's where. Here's where Odie comes
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  Speaker 1: in and admits why he wanted to work with me.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no, that wasn't the reason at all.
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  Speaker 2: We were sitting down brand storming some ideas for the podcast,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, Jake, when we made the songs,
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  Speaker 2: we did him separately. I was like, did you have
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  Speaker 2: fun doing that. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, I did
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  Speaker 2: actually great time. And we didn't do it together though,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, do you want to just do it again?
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  Speaker 2: Because it was fun? And one of the things we've
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  Speaker 2: learned about this podcast is when we have fun doing something,
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  Speaker 2: the end product of what you guys get to listen
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  Speaker 2: to is really enjoyable or.
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  Speaker 1: We hope and he didn't want to lose again.
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  Speaker 2: And Jake said, yes, Odie, I'll take you under my wing,
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  Speaker 2: young Padawa and teach you the ways of singing.
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  Speaker 1: The ways of the melody.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So what we have come up with is we are
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  Speaker 2: releasing an e p Yeah, three songs. What are the songs?
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  Speaker 1: Jake Chalant, Yeah, Love a Boys version, Yeah, buddy, and
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  Speaker 1: you you're on the next. I just want to airtime now.
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  Speaker 1: And now you've made me forget it? What is it?
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  Speaker 2: Here we go? We've got to be I promise.
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  Speaker 1: We wrote them his POV. Yeah, yeah, his POV.
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  Speaker 2: And what we're going to do is go through each song,
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  Speaker 2: explain what they're about, and then play you the chorus.
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  Speaker 2: But we're only going to play you a little snippet
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  Speaker 2: and the rest of the songs come out on the
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  Speaker 2: first of July, which is a day after this episode
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  Speaker 2: is live, so most people listening it's probably live.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't we just make them release on the day
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  Speaker 1: of this episode? It was too hot for real? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: distroke kid if anyone's released music before, terribly hard, terrible system.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, let's release this episode of Late. We've got
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  Speaker 1: some songs Jake first one being Chalant Chalant, which is
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  Speaker 1: about guys being too cool, and we wanted to make
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  Speaker 1: a song that I don't know made some people feel
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  Speaker 1: seen about. It's a reoccurring theme on this podcast where
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  Speaker 1: boys are too nonchalant and they should just be themselves. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: boy and me and Jake both wrote all these songs together.
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  Speaker 1: But well they laugh about nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 1: No for real, though, I think this song is for
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  Speaker 1: the people out there that are dealing with maybe a
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  Speaker 1: situation ship where they're acting or nonchalant or you could
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  Speaker 1: be a you could be a woman, you could be
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  Speaker 1: a man. Yeah, it doesn't matter, it goes for everyone.
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  Speaker 1: All right, We're out here just releasing stuff that's for
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  Speaker 1: the people. It's relatable, hopefully a relatable feeling.
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  Speaker 3: And.
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited. Let's go. I actually haven't heard the end
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  Speaker 1: product of these, yeah, hasn't He's obviously recorded them, but
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  Speaker 1: hasn't heard the We get the masters as well, and
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  Speaker 1: also the final version we got like do you like
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  Speaker 1: this vibe and we're like, yeah, that's sick, and then
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  Speaker 1: our producer added some sprinkles yeah, the the end of it.
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  Speaker 1: So this is his.
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  Speaker 2: Live reaction too, and there are quite a few changes
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  Speaker 2: from the raw, like it sounds way better than the
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  Speaker 2: ones we heard.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, ship, I'm actually excited.
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  Speaker 2: So let's drop you guys and Jake in on the chorus.
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  Speaker 1: The sweet illusion in your confusion, don't want you to
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  Speaker 1: be here, don't need to be just.
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  Speaker 2: You to be the again, that's all you get for now.
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  Speaker 3: That's so funny.
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  Speaker 2: It was so fun doing.
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  Speaker 1: Together, and are so different props through our producer because
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  Speaker 1: like Jack's voice is slightly higher and naturally than mine, so.
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  Speaker 2: Making its sound good.
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  Speaker 1: We wanted these songs to be together some bits like
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  Speaker 1: Jake takes some verses, I take some verses, but all
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  Speaker 1: the choruses are together and he's done well, he actually did,
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  Speaker 1: and he made us sound bro like he must have
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  Speaker 1: spend time on it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, charge just accordingly, I'll say that. Well, actually
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  Speaker 2: this might be our most expensive episode.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, ever.
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  Speaker 2: Probably is to be fair. But next song is his
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  Speaker 2: po V.
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  Speaker 1: This one's about This one's about a guy stuck in
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  Speaker 1: the friend zone.
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  Speaker 2: No, yeah, and it's like give us we tried to
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  Speaker 2: give you an insight to that guy in the friend
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  Speaker 2: zone and how he's feeling. I guess yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: think it's a little bit insightful. It's also kind of
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  Speaker 2: funny and it's just like a dude spiraling when he
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  Speaker 2: likes the girl but he's in the friend zone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I guess it could also kind of like
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  Speaker 1: it's more. Yeah, it's like the best friends thing, how
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  Speaker 1: we always like you can't be best friends because one
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  Speaker 1: of them always lies the other.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So here where he's standing on business and just like
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  Speaker 1: not taking the moral high ground and really dying on
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  Speaker 1: this hill. I'm being stubborn.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I want this song to be for like dudes to
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  Speaker 1: get their point across that they love the girl and
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  Speaker 1: then they're just friends. Like they put this.
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  Speaker 2: You know how girls when they are trying to friend
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  Speaker 2: zone a guy, they'll put like friend zone on by
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  Speaker 2: Marshmallow whatever that song. Yeah, Yeah, I want dudes to
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  Speaker 2: put this on when they're in love, so they can
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  Speaker 2: get the point across. There you go, okay, without saying that, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: let's drop you in on another chorus. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: we have to say all three songs are of different genre,
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  Speaker 2: like vastly different. Who were trying to find.
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  Speaker 1: What we suited.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if we found it.
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  Speaker 1: No, we still haven't found it.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say it's fun.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say I feel called or drawn to any
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  Speaker 1: this yet.
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  Speaker 2: This was the funnest one to do. The fun thing
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  Speaker 2: about that song was Toby had an idea and he's
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  Speaker 2: like he wanted to layer our voices for the end
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  Speaker 2: of that chorus, and he wanted us to come back
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  Speaker 2: in and like sing heaps of different versions of us
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  Speaker 2: saying yeah, I just don't know.
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  Speaker 1: What to do, and then yeah some of us we
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  Speaker 1: were like far away from the mic shouted and then
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  Speaker 1: really close like whispering. It was fun, and some of
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  Speaker 1: them Jake was just like taking the pieces, I just
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  Speaker 1: don't know, and you're gonna kind of hear it at
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  Speaker 1: the back of it. Honestly, there for.
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  Speaker 2: That one was the funnest. But musically speaking, if we
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  Speaker 2: can speak in that language, I think this one is
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  Speaker 2: the best.
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  Speaker 1: It probably is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think like to listen to and is enjoyment wise,
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  Speaker 2: I think this one is the best. Love a boy's version,
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  Speaker 2: and this one we spent the most time writing, and
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  Speaker 2: it's for one of those guys that's it's.
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  Speaker 1: Actually maybe a little bit in touch with this feelings.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I guess it's kind of like I'm the
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  Speaker 2: one in love and Jake's kind of societal's expectations and
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  Speaker 2: thoughts and he's trying to hold me back and I'm
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  Speaker 2: like trying to get away. And it's the conversations and
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  Speaker 2: that mental battle you have between the things between the two.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, too fair. This one actually, I think it's my favorite.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I'll play a lot of this one, play verse chorus,
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  Speaker 1: maybe verse, maybe just verse chorus, chorus, a bit of
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  Speaker 1: a yeah, I want to know what someone's gonna get
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  Speaker 1: the most streams, if any.
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  Speaker 2: I think this one has potential.
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  Speaker 3: It's just the moment. What if this is what if
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  Speaker 3: you take the chance then it's right here. I can't smile.
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  Speaker 1: Stil guys, but like two starts lasting to each other
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  Speaker 1: this times.
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  Speaker 3: Three here him a chest one. Maybe it's friends. Maybe
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  Speaker 3: it's way I don't want pay. I don't want you, man.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think I'm in love? Was that a synth?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Why do I feel like that one's actually total?
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  Speaker 2: It's got potential?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? No for Realdo, if anything's on the radio, it's that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm getting hot.
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  Speaker 1: Well you just gave away what we're doing. Okay, sorry, So.
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  Speaker 2: What we want to do is I'm getting too hot.
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  Speaker 2: The songs are too fire. But what we want to
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  Speaker 2: do is these aren't for us to necessarily become artists.
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  Speaker 2: If that's a byproduct, so be it. But what we
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  Speaker 2: want is this is our plan, and we need your guys' help.
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  Speaker 2: We want to try and get these songs on the radio,
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  Speaker 2: well on one of them, and I think it's going
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  Speaker 2: to be that one. But we need a few things
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  Speaker 2: from you. The first one is stream the songs, even
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  Speaker 2: if you don't like them, just leave it and repeat
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  Speaker 2: the volume down or because that will get us noticed.
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  Speaker 2: And what we are going to do in the background
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  Speaker 2: is message, email, call as many radio stations as we can.
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  Speaker 2: We don't care if it's the smallest one in the
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  Speaker 2: middle of the Northern Territory.
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  Speaker 1: Will take anything there.
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  Speaker 2: We will take anything and try and get one of
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  Speaker 2: these songs on the radio. And also if you want
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  Speaker 2: us to be on the radio station, you maybe comment
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  Speaker 2: them and we'll contact them as well, because we don't
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  Speaker 2: know all.
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  Speaker 1: The radio stations, no, no, yeah, we only know the
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  Speaker 1: ones near us. Yeah, and each week we're going to
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  Speaker 1: come back with their responses, hopefully very very positive. I
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  Speaker 1: think they will after hearing the songs. Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: it's crossed.
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  Speaker 2: But we're going to try our hardest to get on
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  Speaker 2: the radio and take you guys on the journey with us.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So basically from here, guys, the songs come out tomorrow. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and the absolute if you love us, okay, if you
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  Speaker 1: love us, the absolute best thing you can do is
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  Speaker 1: stream those songs. Yeah, Because yeah, it was fun and
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  Speaker 1: I just I really want to see it on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: Same and I want to get on the radio. I
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  Speaker 1: want to be recording an episode listening to it on
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  Speaker 1: the radio with our reactions. I want everyone to also
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  Speaker 1: be recording themselves listening to it on the radio and
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  Speaker 1: send it in all right, this will be fun. Yeah, guys.
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  Speaker 2: We also have a lot of ideas. If they won't
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  Speaker 2: just play it organically, they might try and leverage relatables and.
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  Speaker 1: We'll we'll give them, give them anything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll go to some radio stations and be But
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  Speaker 2: what we also want to do is we don't want
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  Speaker 2: the radio stations to know that we're taking the piss.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We want them to think
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  Speaker 1: that we're proper serious because look, obviously, like we're not artists.
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  Speaker 1: We can't sing, so we can't sing. We're not artists.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean, I know I was talking about how
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  Speaker 1: good that last song is, but I'm also open to
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  Speaker 1: admit that the songs aren't really that good. But of
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  Speaker 1: the three, that last one is kind of good.
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  Speaker 3: Ye.
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  Speaker 1: So, but we want we don't want them to know
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  Speaker 1: we're taking the piss. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So imagine we get an interview of the radio station and.
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  Speaker 1: Like oh ok, new Avenue, nure Boy, yeah yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and we and on the radio session, what we'll do
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  Speaker 1: is will drop our stage names. Yeah, and we'll talk
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  Speaker 1: about and we'll talk about what our little band's going
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  Speaker 1: to be and little two man boy band's going to
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  Speaker 1: be called. Right, we'll be headlined, we'll be headlining festival.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe let's go baddies next up, something exciting, something we
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  Speaker 1: haven't done for probably two weeks, maybe three maybe really
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  Speaker 1: remember I think it's three. But confession session time, they're back.
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  Speaker 1: When you've got to go, you got to go, and
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  Speaker 1: we have a we have we have a friend call
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  Speaker 1: up almost you'll see. And so we have a baddie
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  Speaker 1: that's coming on here too, and she feels as though
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  Speaker 1: she has a good contestant for the worst one. You've
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  Speaker 1: got to go, you gotta go, So we want you
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  Speaker 1: guys to be the judge. And remember we're comparing it
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  Speaker 1: to the initial Barley story she showed herself about six
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  Speaker 1: times across two different countries, and then the Manhattan Bridge story,
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  Speaker 1: which is currently on top. Yes, and now this is
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  Speaker 1: called let's call this the Babysitting Extravaganza. Yeah, I like that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And remember, if you want to submit when you got
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  Speaker 1: to go, you got to go, email it in to
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  Speaker 1: Relatables sixty nine at gmail dot com. That's our actual
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  Speaker 1: email with the subject of when you've got to go,
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  Speaker 1: you got to go, so we can look it up.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe your name and number makes it easy for us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, name and number makes it easy. And I actually
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  Speaker 1: we don't have to. But so when you gotta go,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta go. It's my favorite. Now, these are funny,
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  Speaker 1: but do you reckon? We want to hear anything scandalous,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: like a cheating story like how did you catch him cheating?
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Or or how did they catch you cheating? Or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. I would like that. I would like hearing
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: that story. That's more scandalous than anything's scary than scary.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, if you want to come on here and
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  Speaker 1: admit that you cheat it and got caught.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that's going to happen. I think it's
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  Speaker 2: going to be the other way around.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, but if you want to come here and tell
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  Speaker 1: us how you someone cheating?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, by all, Now, baddies don't cheat.
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  Speaker 1: Baddi's not cheat. Yeah, So for that one again, email
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  Speaker 1: relatable sixty nine at gmail dot com with the header
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  Speaker 1: and cheating, Yeah I cheated? Please enjoy. Hello, it's Jake
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  Speaker 1: and Audie. Welcome to Confession Sessions. How are you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Good?
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  Speaker 4: Thanks? How are you guys?
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  Speaker 1: Very good? First things, first, we will ask would you
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  Speaker 1: like to be anonymous for your confession? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, please anonymous it is.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like to choose a name for our anonymous confessor?
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  Speaker 2: Firstly, I'll asked, is there anything you would like to
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  Speaker 2: be called Oh not in particularly Okay, what do we think?
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  Speaker 2: She sounds like I'm thinking, like, so the story is
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  Speaker 2: when you've got to go, you gotta go?
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  Speaker 1: What's a fitting name? I don't know, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: for a girl. Can we go? Can we give you
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  Speaker 1: the name Jack even though it's like more obviously a
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  Speaker 1: boy name, But can we give you the name Jack
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  Speaker 1: because we have a friend Jack that would most likely
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  Speaker 1: suit what we're about to be told? Oh yeah, sure, Jackie, Yeah, Jackie, yes, Jackie.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, so you have a story of when you
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  Speaker 1: got to go? You got to go, and you emailed
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  Speaker 1: in feeling as though it rivals the two that we've
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  Speaker 1: had in the recent episodes. Right, yeah, now I read it,
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  Speaker 1: I personally think that we could we could see a
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  Speaker 1: rival here. Okay, Jackie, take it away, leave out no details,
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  Speaker 1: and tell us what happened.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a little bit nervous, all right.
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  Speaker 4: So I was like just out of high school and
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  Speaker 4: I started like babysitting a lot while I was studying
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  Speaker 4: at UNI. And one of my clients was for this
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  Speaker 4: mother of a four months old baby. So the way
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  Speaker 4: it was like quite put together and like in like
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  Speaker 4: a posh area, so like I don't know, nothing was
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: out abound her baby. It was like everything natural, and
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: like I had when it was like upset, I have
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: to show the like parts of the garden anyways, wait, the.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Baby parts of the garden, like calm it down.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had to calm it down. It was like
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: showing him the natural plans and stuff. It was it
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: really odd work like Lokias, did you settled him down?
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: It's just so odd.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So it was quite like a responsibility for me
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: at like eighteen to look after this really young baby. Yeah,
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: yeah exactly. And so before it would go to sleep,
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: I'd have to like walk it around the block. But
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: these walks were like quite lengthy in like this affluent suburb.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: And so I was walking around with the stroller, I
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: like noticed that my stomach could a bit upset, but
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: I was like I thought nothing of it because I
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: do get like some tummy issues whatever. And then it
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: starts like progressively getting worse as I'm like walking further
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: and further away from the house. So I decided to
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: turn back because I'm like, oh, best, like I like
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: get back to a bathroom somewhat. It's turn Yeah, yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Once I got to that point, I was like I
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: needed her and back and then I was like I
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: was like a lot further than I anticipated, and so
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: it was like like I was just clenching my cheeks
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: like it was a lot and yeah no, and I
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: had to like I was like how am I like
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: meant to do this? And like the baby was asleep,
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Saint God, but I had to like call my mom
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: to soothe myself. I was like like, Mom, like what
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: do I do? I was like walking back and then
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: like like it just it like let loose, Like it
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: wasn't like there was no holding it back and it
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: was just like I don't know, I couldn't control it.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: And like I think I was like maybe one two
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: calms away from the house to this point, so I
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: was like I still have like a fair walk.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Back to Goose.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: No.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: She was like she was calming me down and then
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: she was like there's nothing much you can do, just
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: like try and get back as fast as possible. Lady.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so did you did you call her before or
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: after you had let loose?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Before?
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Before? Okay?
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like something doesn't feel right, like I
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: don't know what to do. She was like, oh no,
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: it's fine, like just like walk back and like go
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: to the bathroom there. You'll be fine.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: To go.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And so I was like like once it happened,
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: my like eyes was so white, and I was like
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: looking around at everyone like on the street, thing like
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: don't notice me, please, And it was like it actually
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: felt so bad, like I couldn't like disguise that it
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: was just like it was wafting.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Within your pants.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah no, nothing like no, yeah, it was yeah, it
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: was like quite liquidy.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah good.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But then I get I finally like get back
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: to the house. And by this point I'd messaged like
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: the lady who I baby sat for and was like, oh,
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: I need to like I'm not feeling too well. I
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: really need to go home, Like do you mind coming
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: back early? Because she was on like contract work or
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: something so she could leave, Thank god.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Ok.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And so she comes back and I'm like standing
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: out the front with like her baby in a crab
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: and I like have the worst face, and she was
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: so lovely but like like too nice, like she wanted
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: to give me a hug and be like oh it's okay,
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: and I'm like no, please say oh, just away.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Where you got home and you didn't clean yourself. You
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: just kept it in the pants. Then she got back
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: to the baby's house.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't clean it at the baby's house.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: No, Okay, I didn't get back before she did, so
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: she was there.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, that makes sense. I'm with your okay.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, so I had to like be like, oh, like,
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: my mom's on no way to come pick me up, like,
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: thank you so much for coming back. It was awful.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: And then it turned out that it was like something
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: that we ate because my mom was like I just
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: got off the toilet myself, like he had.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Some bad food or something.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But the worst thing is like it's so close
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: to my family home. It's like like a fifteen minute
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: or like a five minute drive, So like I had
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: to drive past that area so often and I just
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: like I can't think of anything else once they get
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: through there, like that area.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Did you babysit for them again?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: No?
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: I was like I couldn't like face them.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did the mom pick up on anything?
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Do you reckon in her face? In a demeanor? When
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: she like yeah, yeah, I know, she was like.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Her face was like like a bit squinched I don't know.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: If she could smell it.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I think I don't think the baby needs to start
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: a change.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: To Yeah, literally, like I was not in the like
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: the mindset to think of that.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: It just sucks that you knew her and you had
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: you had poo in your pants and then you had
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: to drive.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: It's actually you have the responsibility of a kid too,
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Like the last one was a dog. Yeah, this one
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: was a kid, So it's escalated.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. That's why I thought it might compete because
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: I had to look after a baby and not a dog.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: But I just think it's so bad that you knew
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: her and she definitely knows what happened.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she definitely knows. I like I couldn't face it again.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: I was like, sorry, I've actually got another client now.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: But like interferient, I thought that I would bab sit
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: to you.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: That's so relatable. You like embarrass yourself or do something
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: you mess up, Like I've never gone back to everything.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Ye, to be fair, what are you going to do
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: clean yourself up in her bathroom while she's there?
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Like my god, oh no, I like it was it
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: was a big job. Like everything went in the bit
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: pretty much.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: See that's what. Actually, I'm glad you say that. We've
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: had a couple of people that decided not to throw
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: out the things they soiled and the smart movies to
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: just throw it out and move on.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, literally, like I can't. Could you imagine facing wearing
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: that clothes again and then having that like memory come
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: back every time you wear it?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Literally, no way, how old are you now?
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: I'm twenty two.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: While four years you're at the time. I like the
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: story is going there, like last week. Yeah, yeah, the
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: one with the bridge. She was twenty eight when she
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: did it.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy. I mean I do have a lot
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: of instances like that, So I have had one this
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: year that was pretty bad.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: But oh not for that, you must have stomach issues.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. So I was on a trip to Japan. Yeah,
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: and I was there, I think it was like five
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: days into the trip with my friends, and we both
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: hadn't gone to the bathroom, were like congested, and I
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, like, this isn't natural. We should like
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: look into something, and so we both decided to go
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: to the pharmacy and get these like we like Japanese
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: like laxatives or animals or whatever, and yeah, and so
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: then we both went back to the hotel room.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: But the problem with that too, though, is did you
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: have trouble like interpreting the boxes or did they speak
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: good English?
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, we have to have like Google translators are.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Trying to buy sleeping kills and submission.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well I had to translate everything. But we
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: found something that we thought would be okay. Turns out
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: was like this like a massive enema. But we were like,
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: it's fine, like we'll just try it. We stupidly decided
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: to do it at the same time, keeping mind was
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: sharing like one room with one bathroom.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to cat together.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no no no, not all
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: the counts together like.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: We thought it was.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: We thought it would take a while to like to react,
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: and so we're like yeah, we were like, oh, it'll
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: like react in like an hour or something. We'll have
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: like a chill time on the couch watching a movie.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: And so we like went into the bathroom and then
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: my friend came out, and then I went into the bathroom,
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: and then I came out and then she was like,
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: oh no, like I actually have to go back in,
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: and I was like oh yeah, that's chills. And so
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: she was in the bathroom and like full on like
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: blowing up the toilet and everything, and I was outside
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh no, like it like instantly hit.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: And I was like, this is the worst possible situation
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: because there's no bathrooms, Like I can't really like run
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: out to a communal one and the like the lobby,
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: and so I like I have to whip out the
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: like the mini the minisin in the hotel room.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Well, I was like, what else do you do? I
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: was like, what else do you do?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Be fair, that's a good point.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: What else, my friend, you've been here for twenty fucking minutes?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Actually personally, yeah, literally fow down and let's say, hey, look,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: we're going through this together. And I'd go in the shower.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: No, I couldn't face that. Like we were close friends,
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: but we weren't that close.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, if you were me and Jake,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: that would have been easy solution.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: No. But the worst thing is in Japan they have
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: like so many small talks, like I mean rubbish bins,
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: so they have to separate all their rubbish. And we
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: didn't want to be in the room with this, and
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: I didn't want them to find it, and so we
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: were strolling the street looking for a rubbish bin to
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: like with my like with poof like a dog.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah that is when you did someone else up. You
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: know in hotels when like they put their food out
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: the front of their door. Yeah, just put it out
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: the front of someone Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Could you imagine?
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: No?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I could, honestly this. I think that Japanese story is
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: so funny. Funny, but at least you were in a
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: hotel and only you and your friend know about it.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, like it kind of contained. The other one
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: was like the general public kind of know about that one,
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: and she can tell whoever.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she probably was just like, oh you know that
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: babysitter right.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Away?
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: YACKI thank you, we got two in one there. Yeah,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: we didn't bargain. Thank you very much for coming on
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: and telling that, and have a wonderful day.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah you too, thanks guys, thank you.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Bye. Damn bro Wow. Well, well, well the enema what
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: he didn't know what an animal was. I don't know
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: what an animal, so it's like a suppository.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to sound dumb. I'm pretty sure.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. An enema is a suppository and it's
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: a thing where so you you can have like lax
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: it is right, and sometimes las it if people get
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: so congested that lass don't work, and so you need
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: to have an enema where it's like this little I
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: don't know they can get big, but like little like
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: pill thing and you put it in your ass.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: That's what I figured they were doing.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: And as plain as you put it in, it's actually
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: common that as soon as you put it in, it
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: comes back out with everything. So I'm surprised they even
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: got off the toilet to hold it for a second.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have wanted to do that.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I've never had it. I've never been constepeated in my
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: life to be but also I wouldn't want to do that.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Do an anima, Yeah, I'd prefer to go to hospital.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, I'm just copping this, this is coming
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: out eventually, I'm not gonna die. My sister Joanna got
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: contempated for seven days when we went to London in
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. Sh bro. I was fucking scary.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I was like, it's scary. I remember when we went
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: to America. Yeah, it took me a while to get
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: one out.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Nah, I'm easy. I always like and so. But with Johanna,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: every time we had a meal, I was thinking, like, Johanna,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: you have seven meal, like seven days worth of meals
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: in you, Like, how are you not exploding at the
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: scenes and make them feel bigger. Yeah, I was thinking like,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: it's how was it not out of you? It was
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: fucking ridiculous. And then she had to go by laccadives.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we have to answer the question of do
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: we think it beats the Manhattan Bridge? How are we
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: doing this a two for one just her as a person,
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: or each.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Story will go with So the Japanese story I don't.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I would prefer to do that. Then the Manhattan Bridge.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I prefer that to happen to me yea, so that
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: one Japanese story is obviously I would even prefer the
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Japanese story it happened to be compared to all of them. Yes,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I think that the babysitting story. The thing I think
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: that's bad about it is that she was babysitting and
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: she knew the lady and she gets back and she's like,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I have to go, and the lady
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: goes to give her a hug goodbye. She's obviously friendly,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: and she's like, no, no, no, I'm sorry, like I
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: gotta go, I got another client. And then she has
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: to sit here in her mum's car. Her mum's coming
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: to pick her up. She has to sit in her
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: mum's car with poopy butt and poopy pants butt and
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: then go home and clean up right. And so the
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: way I'm basing this is like, what would I want
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: to happen to me? The only contributing factor that I
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: think would add to it also is the fact that
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: she lives near it, so every time she drives down there,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: she thinks of it, where as the Manhattan Bridge won. Yeah,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: she's not gone back there. Yeah true. So if out
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: of the Manhattan Bridge and that one, I would prefer
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: that the Manhattan Bridge one to happen to me. Oh yeah, yeah.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: To be fair, I disagree.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I actually don't know.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: The Manhattan Bridge one wins still takes the cake in
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: my books, Okay, just because like I don't know this
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: this one, there wasn't that much spiling, no situation. She
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: seemed a lot calmer.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I feel it was a little nervous on the phone, though, Yeah,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: maybe the whole story didn't get to come out. Yeah,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: but okay, but.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: I think the Manhattan one dug a hole and then
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: just continued to dig, whereas this one dug the hole
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: and then filed it in quickly.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a bit smarter, quicker on her feet.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: She was, wasn't she turned around? Yeah, I like actually
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: checked the clothes out.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: The other one sat in the park and said, I'm
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: a strong and yeah, crazy, that one's the way word
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: she was twenty eight.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Not to be mean, but okay, actually I think I'm
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: sorry to Jackie, but I do believe that I would
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: prefer yours to happen to me then the Manhattan Bridge one. Same. Yeah,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I agree. Okay, guys, this is an s an interesting episode.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Very interesting, different. We have a lot of unusual segments,
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: new stuff. Yeah, but we also have our roots in there.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, of course, of course, of course we can't
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: not do it. No, we thought we had a couple
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: of things just tea up on the same day, like
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: a confession the songs. It's interesting how stars are aligning.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Stars certainly are aligning, just like in var and Now
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: book Club in Monday. Just kidding, Yeah, clubs in Friday.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I have one that I came up with for the
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: next segment. The I G question has to do with
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: a chord of Mister Fury.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: But that's enough on that.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, I don't want to talk about that now. Okay,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I want to talk about you around me.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just like we haven't caught up in a while.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: No, we don't talk every day.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: We just voice message because like we do, we don't
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: like calls.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I hate texting. And also one of the reasons I
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: hate texting right now is because I'm not complaining about
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: the cold, because we've complained about that every week on Patreon.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: But one of the means I don't like texting now
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: is because like fingers are two cold, like of everything,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Like I rug up right and I get like I
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: rug up and I get warm. But the thing that
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: stays out on my computer is my hands. You are
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: so so and my hands get freezing. So when I'm texting,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: it's like they can barely fucking moved something.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: This is coming from a trainer. You used to wake
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: up at six start work at seven am, or you.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Know the thing that winter. Another thing that I want
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: to say is I randomly, Like, I reckon, I could
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: go to bed at eight eight eight, sorry, eight pm, right,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: And if I had an alarm for six am, that's
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: what's that ten hours of sleep? I think regardless. If
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: the alarm woke me up and I got up, I'd
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: be fine and I'd be rested. But if I didn't
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: set an alarm, I reckon I could just stay sleeping.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: At the moment. For some I wish I was like that,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: do you My body clock wakes me up everything, like
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: around six thirty really, no matter what, Like good sleeping
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: for me is seven o'clock. Damn Sunday nine am? Really, yeah,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: fucking hell, it must be nice. But I do want
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: to take I do want to say something for summer,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: even though it was on a Sunday and I don't
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: like felt guilty. Yeah, I don't work on a Sunday.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't feel guilty about it. I was happy that
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: I slept that long, but I still, for some reason,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: like the end of the day came too quick. Interesting
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: they did. The day felt a lot shorter. The days
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: are shorter when you because I was going to bed
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: early that night to wake up a normal time on Monday.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know. Cirk it in, make circ
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: it in because when we eventually you have a dog already,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: but have kids, mate, we won't be having those nine
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: am wake ups anymore. I was fucking I was cudding
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: with Henry. I was just talking to him. Beth was
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: nowhere near. Yeah. I was just like, Henry, I promise you,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I will never love anything more than you. A human
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: baby will not trump my love. I think it will.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I think it will. I just don't see it happening.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: He's fucking adorable to me.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: You will have made this thing, well, not brutal, but
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: you you did the.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Start of it. I made Henry. I just feel like
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: it just it's funny because like everyone will probably look
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: at their own dog as the cutest thing ever. There's
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: certain dogs like Frenchies. You're also his stepdad, but I'm not.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah you are no, No, he didn't have a dad
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: before me.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but Beth had it on her own accord. You
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: weren't there like was.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: It was definitely the start, but we picked him up.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: But you didn't put any money on it.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: So by him, he is worth more than money you
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: only cannot buy.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: You were getting a free ride. Bet did all the
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: hard work. She paid for it, trained it, and you
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: reap the benefits.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm paying for trainer now. They've got
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: a trainer now half of it. But no, I think
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: he thinks I'm his dad.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: I was at last night, actually Cassie's nephew's birthday. He
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: was six and was or is he's so yeah, he
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: was five now with six but it was really really nice.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Oh and like I don't have many social situations like
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: that six year old's birthday, and it was so nice
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: and it puts into perspective I'm looking forward to like
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: that in my life, like family dinners, like having kids,
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Like I think it's going to be such a cool phase.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Of my life. But I actually really really do want
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: to ship but right now I'm not ready. Okay, like
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: it it made me confirm that, like I just can't
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: do this right now. Okay. The other day I had
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: the first time ever where I thought, so it's like
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I've always said, like I went through a phrase where
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't want kids. I was like, it just disinformed.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: I don't like them. I don't have to like that.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I remember that even because I was one. I don't
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: have to like a kid. You know, I would have
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: been so annoying, admittedly, and so but then I've got
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: to the point where I'm like, okay, well I do
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: actually I see myself having them, but I've never had
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: the want and like, maternal, oh I want one. But
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: the other day was the first time really, so it's
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: actually I'm growing maybe we're the same person frontal lobe.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: It's fucking exploding out of my brain right now. And
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I actually had the first time where I was like, oh,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I want I should. I didn't tell Beth that, but
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: to be fair, if I told her that, she wouldn't.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I'm ready, so you should use that to her. I
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: actually had one similar too, because like when I was younger,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: I always wanted to be like, I have two sons.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: But recently I've thought like it'd be hectic to be
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: like a girl's dad. I just have two girls, but
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: I'd be a great girl's dad. Or you mean you
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: wouldn't even care if you had no sons? Yeah, like yeah,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: because before that, I was like, I want at least one,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: at least one, and like Eva Avenue, I'm like, it
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: would be kind of cool to be a girl's day.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: And I feel like i'd be really good, really good
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: at it.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: After after being introduced to my new hero Recent, I
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: would love to be a girl dad. I think he'd
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: be a great girl dad. What do I think Recent
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: would be a great girl dad?
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Maybe?
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I think he'd be a great girl dad.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: He's not like controlling, and he's like you. You know,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: the world is what you want it to be. You
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: make your own choices. This is your life.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like our parents.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Fair true, I should just look up to my own.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: But Recent is so much cooler than my dad.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Bro for real. I was going to make a joke
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: about it being hung but I won't.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I'd be pissed if my dad was. Where'd that come?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Why did I get that? I've got the corps and
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: you got that?
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Anyway, talking of new segments, we have a new segment
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: that I dare say will probably be I don't think
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: it'll be ongoing. I don't know how ongoing I can
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: go for. But as you go, have you guys seen
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: the new The ones I've seen is a girlfriend and
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: a boyfriend, where the girlfriend will start the video going
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: showing my boyfriend products that I don't think he knows
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: what they are. I've seen on the radio, seen on
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: the radio, the radio. So Beth, big shout out, thank
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: you so much, Beth, my lovely girlfriend that she has
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: created and she doesn't She also made it very good
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: for the viewer.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: I was looking at this, this is great.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: She's made it on CaMV. Look at well.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: She probably one of the early like podcast like I
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: don't want to say on our level, but who don't
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: have a producer.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so we just Beth. Please can you appreciate it?
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Beth very much. Everyone go thank
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Beth for making this sesthetically pleasing. But she has given
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: us ten products and she's made a camber and so
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: we are too. I just shot myself in the foot.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: I said I would be a really good girl dad.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to know any of Yeah, shit, that's
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: a good point, he said girl dads, because I actually agree.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I reckon being a girl dad would be fun as So, yeah,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: basically we have products with him trying and guess them,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: and yeah, this is guessing female products, guessing the female product.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Will we get it?
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think so?
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck off, that's a dog lick mat I was
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: gonna say you know, one of those scrubby things to
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: like scrub the bottom of your foot. Oh, like the
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: other side has a handle. You know what else? It
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: looks like. It looks like a It does look like
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: a door.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: A dog, Matt.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: It looks like a dog.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Look matter dog bones on the left.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: And see those little circles, yeah, you know they remind
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: me of like a fidget toy where you push the
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: circle in.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: I don't think what's that way?
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Should we? I have no idea.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Do we guess a girl's product or not?
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: I have absolutely no idea what this is. I'm going
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: to say it's some sort of scrubbing. Is it an exfoliator?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: I like that. I like exfoliator. I'm going to go
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: with you.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: It says no.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: The top says, oh shit something eyes wins eyes, eye washer. Okay,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: fuck it, we'll go with eyewasher, make up brush cleaning. Matt.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Oh what what that? Beth? Good job? That's no way.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I would not have single thought.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: What the hell? It also looks like a coast also.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: You know what else it looks like it looks like
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: one of those silicon mats you bite at pots on.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: It looks more like that than a makeup brush, cleaning
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: mat shit. So we'll describe what we're looking at on
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: this next one.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: We're zero to one.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, zero to one. Okay, what we're looking at is
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: one hund dildo. No, okay, okay, I can't have water
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: in it. There's two of them. They look like they're
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: made of glass. There's water in it, with a little
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: bit of air also in it, and it's got glitter
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: in it. They look like maracas. They actually do.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: I dare say when just little maracas. Okay, I've got
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: no idea what these are. I've never seen this once.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: We both have girlfriends. Howe, I've never seen this.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I've never seen Beth use one of these.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: It's got glitter in it. You know.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: It's funny. So when Beth said you guys should do
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: the guessing items thing, right, She's like, I'll find you
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: the items. Yeah. Yeah, Initially I wanted to say to
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: where it's a good idea, but also I do think
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get them more.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I thought you'd be better than me.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know this, I don't know. I've never seen
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: this in my life. It also looks like the liquid
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: can't come out I was gonna say, like, do you
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: know how some girls with like vestivals they put glitter
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: on their faces? Is that how they do it? A
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: glitter applicator? Yeah, you never know. Bro to be fair,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: if you had a bowl of glitter and then you
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: put that in it and then roll it on your face,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: the glitter would be applied perfectly. I like this glitter.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: If not something that something sexual, If not ice clothes,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: what's that for? Facial ice globes?
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Never heard?
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I ask Chatpt. Well, I think maybe it's like headaches, okay,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: let the cool down your head and stuff, or when
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, you're sick and you've got a fever. Okay,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I could be from the too, facial ice goes. You
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: know what I'm going to go with. It is something
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: that you do and it replenishes your skin and makes
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: you look young. Oh I like that.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Someone let us know in the comments.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah wait a second, I know what this is. I don't.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: This is in bathrooms and poor reason. It's a.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: White rectangular box with some buttons on it. Oh yeah, sorry,
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah, And at the bottom it looks like it's
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: got like a little put the little thing to put
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: your foot on. To open it.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: It looks like no, no, no, I reckon that this
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: is hung on a wall at my height.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: And you know this is unfair.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: You know in menthos where that you can buy a.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Condom, this dispense tampons.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tampon, you fucking bas bro.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: How's we have condoms.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Found in women's bathrooms. We've never been in one.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: We have condoms and they have tampons. Yeah, you're going
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: like a dirty buff.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: And swear honestly, and I'll tell you why if you're
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: in there, Like I would only ever buy a condom
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: from a condom venue machine, never do it to go
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: show my friends like someone that's buying a condom from
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: a condom vending machine is not getting any pussy, like
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: real bat fat. Let's be completely honest. That was yeah,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: how many? But no, we got that, we got that.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: It's one too one swow oh nah ah wait there's
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: lips on it. Look I know what this is. I
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: know this is. We're looking at a red silicon type
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: thing and it's like almost bell shaped.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: As a kid, did you like make your own homemade
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: ice blocks and you dip it in put the stick
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: in it. Yeah, it looks like small version of that.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Now it actually does.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: But you know what I think it is? I reckon.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: You put it around your mouth and you like suck
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: the area out and it makes you look at you
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: have that lip injections. Yeah yeah, clomping tool.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Holy shit, great, this is fucking.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: To be fair.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: It was a guess, but great, guess I didn't have that.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: It looks like a scrunchy for your hair.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Scrunchy for no, no, no, it's like a doughnut.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: It's the back of your hair. It makes it pop out,
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: so it makes you it's a perfect bun.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: You put it as like you make a ponytail and
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: you put it on and then you so it's for
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: a perfect bun. Yeah, heir, donut, that's exactly.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: What I meant.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Fucking we three two?
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Where smash on this?
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: Wait?
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: So how many have we looked at it?
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: Five?
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: And we've gotten three of them? Yeah? Oh yeah, what
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: is that? It's The brand is Phillips and it's like
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: a nearly an egg, looks like a razor, and it
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: does look like one of those raisors.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Barber has for a skin face.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yah, it actually does so, but it doesn't
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: look like. To be fair, it doesn't look like that.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: What could that be doing? There's an off one and
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: two so different speed. Does that trim your eyebrows? Or
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: is this like a vagina only hair trimmer? I've never
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: shake it before. Is it like is it like that
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: looks like? Is it like is it like a non
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: flap cutting.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Like how we are those?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you don't get nixed down.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: I don't agree.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I think you gotta go to raiser down there or
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: laser that looks like it hurts. I wouldn't put that name.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: It does look scary.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: I'm saying eyebrow shaver, okay.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I'm saying one of those things that gets dry skin
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: off your heels, okay. An epilator electronic device used for
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: removing body hair. It works by using rotating tweezers or
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: discs that grasp multiple hairs simultaneously and pull them out.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: I love how she added the description because she knew
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: we were looking at that.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: We still eppilador would have meant nothing to us. Holy crab,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: what bro Wait? So girls around here, it goes in
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: there and like picks the hair. Seeing an epilator to
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: actually pull the hairs out via the roots instead of shaving.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: That's why they're so tough. Girls are built different, genuinely
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: built myself, you couldn't. That's three three.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, I've seen this. I don't know what it's for.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: I've seen I've seen this.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're looking at a plastic black thing with a
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: bunch of like ball shaped spikes coming.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Out of it.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I guess the one i've seen was blue. You know,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: what I do know is that you attached this to
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: a hair dryer. But what this does I don't know. Okay,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: you've got further than me. Hair dryer adds volume. Okay,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I think we.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Gotta go of you.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say something in the shower. Yeah, you
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: got a diffuser hair drying attachment. A diffuser though, so
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: what does that mean? Maybe not volume diffuses the situation? Boit?
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Next time you better having an argument? Just Beth come
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: up attached to blow in the face with it. That
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: would make it a lot worse. Did we get that?
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Would you say we got that?
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think that. I think I don't think not
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: to us. All right, we've got now this is this
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: is the scrub the bottom of your heel, get the
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: dead skin off. I agree easy, Yeah, foot file you
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: honestly we got that? What score? I've lost count? Now
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I've no three four four two more left? Oh my god?
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: What is that, bro we're looking at? It looks like
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: something that goes between your fingers and then a massive ring.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: It says Tweaksy on it as well. There's a brand Tweaksy.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: If as a kid, you ever got those lollipops that
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: you pretended to like to propose the girls with, it's
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: one of them. But rub up. One time in primary
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: school in Canada, I was in about year three. Me
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: and my friends all had different crushes and they were
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: in the same friend group as well, and we all
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: proposed to them. Yeah fucking crazy. You know what it
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: looks like to me? It looks like you wear it
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: on your fingers right, looks like you put poo bags
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: in it for dogs and you pull one out at
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: a time.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: What would though, hear me out, put it in your
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: fingers and then some type of something's got to go
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: in there so it's easy to get, like makeup or something. Okay,
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: so it's in your fingers so it's easily accessible. What
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: would they possibly be getting that it's there? They can't
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: reach from the.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Table and that obviously holds something.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: What do they.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Is it for cigarettes so you don't
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: have stinky fingers?
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: What it's going to do is hold some type of
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: makeup so it's easier to get Okay, I'm going to
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: go with. What you do is you put it on
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: your fingers and you put a tissue in it, and
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: then for some reason, while they're using a makeup rush,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: they need a tissue. I don't know why, but that's
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Oh, oil, nail polish, bottle holder ring.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: I was so close.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: That is actually a sick invention. So close, damn it. Okay,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: five to four two, I guess Beth, this is the
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: girl's products.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Beth is for all the girls.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Wow, that is a cool product. So we could tie
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: this up though, yeah yeah yeah easy. Oh so no,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: that means it was there was ten there we lost six,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: so we lost six four. That was fucking sick. That
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: was fun. Bet said it was hard to find all
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: the products because she's like a lot of them. We
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: would have known like a Diva cup and stuff. You
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: don't know what is a Diva cup is? Instead of tampons. Ah,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: you put it inside you when you get your period
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: and it feels like we're blind. And then you just
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: like take it out in the shower and stuff and
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: really and rinse it and then you boil it to
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: clean it and stuff.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: I thought it was like a cup Diva's drink out.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: What it's in the name.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know what a Diva cup is. It's just
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: a brand.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, true, true, that was fun. Thanks to finish the episode, guys,
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: we couldn't not give you I G question of the week.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Of course, of course the final meal and this ig
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: question was describe his D without using the word big
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: or small. We wanted you, guys to get creatives, which
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: you did very very Some hurt, some made me feel good.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Most of them are most of them? I got some
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: good I reckon all yours negative? I reckon we should say,
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: like whether or not we would like being called like that? Okay, Yeah,
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: I've got some good ones, like as in like to compliment,
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: not to Okay, I've got some good ones for you.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Are all yours negative? The ones I'm looking at. Okay,
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: I want this one's for you. Describe his D without
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: using the word big or small.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Travel sized. That's funny.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: That is funny, that's creative and true.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: That's creative. I will say the little travel sized things,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: aren't you. I love a little travel sized shampoos and strawberries,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: the ones you get like business cars on an aeroplane,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: the little one they give it. I know, that's funny.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: All right, girls, describe his D without using the words
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: big or small. Best seed in the house.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Oh oh.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I like that one.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the house.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: That's my seat.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Oh that's your.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I was saying it.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: That's okay, it is what it is. Describe his D
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: without using the word big or small. Enough.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a compliment. No, Like it's enough.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not that's it's like, it's enough.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: It's pretty good. It's enough. You think it's if someone
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: like enough, I'm done, you know what I mean?
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Like enough?
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, it's so nice. You're like,
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: do you like your car? And you're like, oh, it's
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: it's enough.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: That's a job.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: I don't need a new one.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I was talking about.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: This is a compliment, a compliment, okay.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: I like the.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: All right, ladies, describe his D without using the words
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: big or small. He is part of the inaty bitty
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: dicky committee.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: I couldn't hear that. My girlfriend always tries to roast
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: me about my bum.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: That stay small.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I that's really nice about my bum. Really yeah, that's big.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Probably because you're lacking at the front. You can't team
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: me up like that. You can't team me up like that?
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: What are you mean?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: I can't so you on like that. I don't act
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: like you're some comedy genius.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: This one's relatable. Describe his D without using the word
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: big or small. A nice thing attached to a useless person.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, bro, damn, I think that describes a fun boy.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, as in, yeah, he knows that he uses Yeah,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: it's actually pretty good, but fuck him. Yeah, okay. Describe
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: his D without using the words big or small. If
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: he was a bat boy, he'd compare to Asriel's wingspan.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: He's got the biggest. And the good thing about that one, too,
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: is most men wouldn't get that.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: No, like, what are you talking exactly? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: we would want to get that.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Describe his D without using the word big or small.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I like this one. Two hander yoh oh my like yees?
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Could you imagine?
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: I don't have to imagine.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: What was I.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Beth was talking the other day about, so I just
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: try to I don't know how were we going on
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: top because like I didn't. I would never ask her
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: like have you had a tiny penis? Because like I
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: don't really want to know, but we were on.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: The topic's true, true, like I want to know about
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think I said to her, have you ever
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: had a tiny penis? I feel it's a crazy question
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: to ask, to be fair, as it would be cool,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: but she didn't. We weren't talking about that, but basically
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: we were talking about it. She goes like, yeah, just imagine,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: imagine it hard and one hand covers it. So she's
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: had that. So I have a feeling maybe she's experienced that.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't. I feel bad though, because
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: like he can't do anything about it, Like the game
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: is the game, the game, Like it's tough, it's tough,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: it's tough out there. The game is the game because
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: that is like hard and one hand covers it.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Couldn't I couldn't hear you've got a one hander?
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Okay? Describe his d without using the words big or small,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: the opposite of air. You can see it, but you
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: can't feel it. Oh intricate. I had one similar describe
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: his D without using the word big or small. Tickle.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: That's I think those two girls have experienced a similar thing.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Kel Jesus Christ describe his D without using the words
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: big or small. I'm not normally vocal in bed. This
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: dude had me making involuntary noise.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Oh she had.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Oh she had to make the noise because it was
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: so big. It was so you don't want that though.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say it's too big. It hurts, maybe, don't.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: I feel like if it was really big, you wouldn't
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: make noise, but because it was so good. Yeah, imagine
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: being someone that's not vocal in bed and then you
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: sleep with the guy that has you sit in there.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: We're not sitting there, probably laying there, and he's doing
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: his thing, and and you're like, oh, as in like
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: and it's just such a genuine moment.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: I think it was more like, oh.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Fuck, I'm glad. A lot of these are positive. Yeah,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: to be fair, I've had a lot of good positive ones.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Describe his D without using the word big or small.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: The kind that deserves its own zip code.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: What shut up? That's a good one. Yeah, damn. Describe
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: his D without using the words big or small, fat,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: juicy and wet, fat juicy and wet. You know that song?
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: You know, I know the song. Butll I'm like thinking,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: how can I make that into a penis.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Fat, juicy and wet?
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: What's fat? How's a willly juicy? Just I don't know.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: It just looks delicious and then wet because we know why. Yeah, it's.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Describe his D without using the word big or small,
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: as if a pencil was entering my body.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Ew fuck, that is so gross. That makes me feel
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: like shit. I'm sorry you had to go through that.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, this one's kind of weird. But the reason
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: I chose it was because, like I didn't know if
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: it was a thing. Describe his D without using the
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: words big or small, tasty, pink, irish, thick sausage. I
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: assume that's a sausage in Ireland. Yeah, but I think
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: a lot of dudes have that dog Willy the red rocket.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: I remember one of our mates, did I I've seen it. Yeah,
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: when it got hard it was a red rocket.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no way, Yeah, that's gross. Because of that, I.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Got one or two more describe his D without using
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: the word big or small.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Have you put it in already? Fuck off? Bro? If
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: I got asked that I'd leave, Yeah, I'd be like,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: you don't want to appreciate the effort I'm putting in.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: You know what that reminds me of is like, have
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: you seen that kid where he's like he walks away
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: with his backpack. He's like nuggets on my friends, chicken
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: nuggets on my friend my family. Bacon is good for me?
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: What a good show that was? Okay? Describe his D
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: without using the words big or small. The pickle that
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: I throw away at the end of the pickle jar,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: it's not even it's not even big enough to eat.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: It's not even big enough to fish out. It's like
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: old and shriveling. The way I would like to be described.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: This is my last one, the one I came up
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: with simple, but I think effective now that we've read.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Describe his D without using the word big or small,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: the equivalent of resand yeah. I saw one that said recent,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: good all round. Yeah, but wait to say I wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: So we do want to be described like the proud,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: thick length of him. I saw a lot of them,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: but we already said that, we've said that before. And
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: then then the other one that I want that I
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: would like, I like to hander is crazy.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I would be able to handle that.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I don't think it'd feel good, like receiving it if
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: it was like lubed up enough where it's like there
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: was no friction and just all I feel that.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: I don't feel like that feel good.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: I feel like, I don't know. I don't think like
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Girls need a lot of coordination for that.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like to be like if two hands were on it,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: I don't think that is like very applausible surely, No,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: like you're in you're not gone very far. If it's
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: two hands, I feel like it's this is the action.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Well call it daddy blew up from the double cluck
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: cluck to the double bluck cluck, Like no one's dicks
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: long enough to have two hands and a mouthy Yeah
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: there are real.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: I saw one that said pringle can once you open
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: it just endless fun. Also it was huge. Unfortunately, Baddie
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: is the episode is ending, Yes, this is good one
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: before we get to the end, Jake and read the
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: comments and get a bad he's a sign off the episode.
• 1:02:07
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• 1:02:19
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• 1:02:21
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• 1:02:22
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• 1:02:26
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  Speaker 2: ten thousand and five star reviews, that's when we'll also
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• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, and to you guys, it's up to you, you guys. Yeah,
• 1:02:49
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• 1:02:51
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• 1:02:54
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• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: But as you know, we have been reading comments from
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: the last episode on this episode, so if you have
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: something that you want read out, you make it funny
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: and leave a comment. No, you don't I done it
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: that to be funny? I got YouTube, Okay, I got Spotify.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Andrea Santos said, I actually get audibly gasped at the
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: quote my love written on Best Cup, Jake, how gorgeous
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: is your girlfriend that people openly flirt with her like that?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: You're a lucky man.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: I have no idea what we talked about.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Remember the guy at Best I'm a lucky man.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Any updates on that?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: I'm lucky man? Yes, dude, I made tix talking about
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: it yesterday. Yeah. Yeah, and he wrote on it this
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: time my secret love. No, he didn't. And so actually
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: I've got you know what I'll do with Patreon. I
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: will in Patreon. I'll talk about it and I'll read
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: the comments from that because I said that, guys, I
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: need advice. The advice in the comments is actually really
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: funny for what I should do. So I'll do that
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: in Patreon. That's nah.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: I got one from Spotify. Retina Brellavo said, amore equals
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: love in Italian.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Very cute, guys.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Oh I am more all of you, guys.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Dobby smiles quote that thing with his fingers is actually
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: from Fourth Wing. Oh well, Iron flamed to be exact.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: So it's from that series. Oh so, because that was
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: the ig question where it was like that thing was
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: his fingers, You're welcome. How does that end up in
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Fourth Wing? I feel like that's also universal. Yeah, it
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: has to be because we knew what it was, we
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: knew what it meant. But unless the person writing it
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: in actually was referencing the book, Yeah, we got to
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: get to fourth window. All right.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: My last one justin whims Men Brackets, Jake will literally
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: say they hate water and hug their water bottle the
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: whole podcast.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: I hate it, but I need it. Bro. I like that.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: One oh one more. This is j H l O
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: two two four. I love how Oddie says there's no
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: judgment in these four walls in quotations and then immediately
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: starts judging. And then Oddie commented, he replied to it,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: it's a safe place dot dot dot dot to be judged,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: you fucking dog. I must have said, like, obviously I
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: said no judgment and you're like yeah, yeah, yeah, and
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: then judged me. I'm gonna take this in my water
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: to judge you.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: I'm judging you now.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, guys, so time to get call one of your
• 1:05:24
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• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: to call Lauren. We left her a message, and we've
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: tried to call her actually again today and she did
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: announcer So, Lauren, Lauren, I'm sorry. We will maybe try
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: again next week. We don't know, but so we're gonna
• 1:05:36
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• 1:05:40
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• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: Hello Britty speaking Brittany.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: It's checking outy from relatables. How are you good? How
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• 1:05:49
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• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: to advice quote anything?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: Okay, we'll everyone keep their heads held high and don't
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: let all the little things get to you.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Brittany, that was great, so sweet nice. Yeah, that was
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: great advice. Thank you very much, and have a lovely
• 1:06:19
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• 1:06:25
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  Speaker 2: Off?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: God, We imagine getting a phone call and someone's like,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: she's so annoying. We love that. Sorry, Brittany, thank you,
• 1:06:36
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