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72: A Convo With Mom (Part III) · Wine & Audacity

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Mm hmmm. I'm not saying it. I think she has an assistant.
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I bring back some man for citizenship. I think I think Winston used her
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for citizenship. He did gotta bring that nigga back because as glossy as that
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nigga looks was on that episode of Oprah, I'm like, now, I'm
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sorry, no speaking. You don't like what moisturized lips? They were not
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well moisturized. They was glossy. He had on mac number what what was
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that damn glass that damn max we used to wear back in the day.
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That's what he had on the word around y fiance, get your get your
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nice little man right there. He going he gonna massage you with the massage
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you with the good with the good stuff. Yah aint gonna keep talking like
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this front of my god, damn mama, you have said I'm a version
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or what it's a fucking right, you having a version to what fuck niggas?
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At least the whole what sixteen year old now my babyfoll prove that,
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bro well, everybody has lapsed in judgment every now and again. Thanks yours
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just lasted five years trash yeah yeah and zero O of ten do not recommend
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and it's going and it's gonna be for the rest of your bullshit. Nigga,
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I got a year and a half to eighteen, not even a whole
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year and a half again three months he won his family back. Bullshit had
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another one like Gary Owen did hey, hey Jesus looking like she DIDNE heard
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a few episodes. She ain't heard everything. I had it on the car
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one day. She was like, what is wrong with y'all? I don't
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know, ma'am. You gave birth to me. I don't know. I
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didn't know I did. This is what happens when you had children. The
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South Baltimore General, It's what happened. They turned on a little crazy just
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to smeth hospital woman, just meach just a little bit or not like and
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I did the same ship and I did. I had to do a fool
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run and I took I took one of the one of the girls I was
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working with, and I had a plan and she was like, y'all are
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nasty. It was like, don't we not, bitch. That sounds like
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judgment. We don't need. This is a judgment free zone. Was a
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little bit. I was like, no, we're not, We're grown because
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you just podcast. She was like, she was like the first seventeen like
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seventeen minutes and yo, y'all was talking about I can't remember what we were
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talking about. I was like, that just happened to be, like what
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we was talking about before we started recording that. My nigga just hit the
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record were button we was. We just kept going, he tends to do
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that. I just did seventeen minutes like, I was like, yo,
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seventeen minutes and it's like fucking the wine and podcast announcing the podcast. Well
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before we get to five minutes into the recording, it was no, it
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was it was it was twelve. It was Old Sage Avenue and I took
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that out. I didn't take that out. No, nigga, you love
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some of that and sugar, we went all the way and you took some
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of it out, but not all of it. We was like, oh,
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ship to tell your topic. Uh so about that about that bombing,
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Yeah, he's sorry. We were talking about the whole different kind of bomb
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and my head. We sorry what that man said. Welcome to this week's
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episode Dan the po Oh Lot of I'm your host Brandon's card and I'm doing
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by two of my favorite people in the world. How are you feeling this
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week? I'm cool and I'm chilling them straight, she said, the whole
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different kind of man. What kind of freaky dicky that ship do you do?
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Huh? If something exploded, I don't know. Button's getting pushed and
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Yo, maybe it's this explosion. It's a better cross. What kind of
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explosion? Well, you know she's a sexual erupttion. Sh okay snoop though,
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Now about you? Yo? You know she plucks her ship into the
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wall. Yo, sometimes you sound like a lawn mower. Yo. Your
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whole your whole house, your whole house surge and ship gave my mama wine
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name. She sneaking the license, plucked the iron and the lis just went
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out to switch down the bass, you know, trade on in the middle
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of live play, lil all live play, and everything go out. God
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damn, you mine somebody's ship, he said, God damn. Mom to
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me, I'm a swinging with that nigga caause for you talking to you?
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Come on, Mom, he's really really I just got sucked up the zenniverse.
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Mind. Were the shaving your back? Yep, that's what I'm doing.
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Well, Mom, what are you shaving. You don't have a much
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don't answer that cortion line. Go outside, just go around, go go
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play with the little Moulto kidscross the street. There your friends, they're your
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homies again. Second week in a row. What you started it? I
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did not you did. I did not call them, You didn't call them
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mulo. But when we was at Riatas that day, you called them damn
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kids mulatto. You started it. So that was like, that was like
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bringing it up when you were saying it. Don't trust them new niggas over
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there to them kids, y'all you're going to hell. I ain't gonna never
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let you let that. We was in the whitest part of glen Burnie,
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bro even in glen Burnie. We was out Columbia. Y'all fucked up going
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to glen Burnie because no man's laying I can't do I can't do anything down.
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Sorry, you know you know what's crazy? Like I was like i
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was doing door thatsh and ship and I'm driving like I'm coming down, like
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going towards like going towards the School of Massage. I'm looking like it just
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looked different. This was all woods nigga, like God, No, they're
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putting houses everywhere they can put fucking houses now the day is this confusion?
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I want to I want they just sitting on the side of the street like
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I wanted to. I wanted to Chick fil aay out there. I was
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like, this a whole fucking shopping center. Yeah, they changed everything.
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I'm on the phone with like like what's wrong. I'm like this ship changed,
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like like gentrification, like a motherfucker. Brother. It's like this was
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all woods and then like now now you're kicking the animals out like baby.
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Next year like noah, no, no perfume. Last year it's a jump
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with foolishness, no, no bullshit. And you wonder why they had to
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do a confused I'm driving, I'm driving to work and then I say,
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I said, it did come on like come running around the corner, like
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run around the corner like trying to like and I was like this wasn't last
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summer, Like oh, I was like god damn, bro, Like it's
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like a little baby. I was like, I'm like, let me slow
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down because motherfucker you jumping the street. I ain't making it the work.
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We have a special guest in case if you haven't heard yet, Shawn.
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His mother, Janelle is here with us. How you feeling, I'm good,
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My mommy. She's been judging us the whole time. We were sitting
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there talking, looking around like these niggas is crazy. She gave birth to
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me, That's all I'm saying. I got this with some kind of all
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alleged. I'm looking straight ahead, spankle spank because she give me the e
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y. She's looking at you most forty. But what I mean, I
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still have a real fear of my mother. I'm scared of your mother too.
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She's scared me, skin me since I was little, been holy and
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sanctified a whole life, saying that for years I have, Man, it's
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with love, though you scared? I mean, I'm I'm going way to
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say, hell, I want experience that I want no problems, no problems.
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I don't want no smoke. I ain't got no beef or pork or
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turkey, No turkey, no ham, no bacon, no ma'am. Mmm.
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I learned my lesson. So this nigga still mixing energy drinks some liquids.
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Let me y'all, it's just energy drinking liquor. About the business bus
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dancer like Terry Crews and white Chicks. I don't know, but I just
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need to dance. You told that joke, Glass, I know I'm gonna
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get that nigga whistle. We would but tribulated on the standby for his just
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in case. I don't know. I think I'm pretty disposed to like,
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uh, caffeine addiction, because you know, Robin was drinking grape soda the
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whole time she was practiced with me. I came out with the shakes and
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ship do you think you came out with the shakes? Jesus no, I
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did you know what I'm saying? Yeah? Yeah, no, no,
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no drinking. Yeah, she was drinking grape so and my grandmother gave me
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coffee at a young age, so, you know, coffee, and he
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discovered what's wrong with him? Y'all? Have we all these years later?
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Fuck y'all, almost thirty years later, it makes sense, M nigga be
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doing jumping jacks on the highway, Get up the guard to start, all
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right, I'm good now, y'all, we can go well not. At
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one point, Yo, I was trying to build up up about his trumpeld
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I just randomly started doing like randomly bus out like twenty push ups. My
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mother looked at me, was like you good. I said, yeah,
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like you do you like my mother did a she did a challenge with sit
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ups, like she'll do like I want to say, like ten thousand sit
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ups in a year. I say, yeah, yeah, ten thousand sit
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ups. So I think it was like ten thousand sit ups. I know
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it was. I know a thousand was in it somewhere. So that was
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like her goal for like you shoulder. She'll probably bump about like a hundred,
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like one hundred a day. And then you know, she used to
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get up like four o'clock in the morning. It's like twenty seven sit ups
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to day, like twenty eight situps today every day for a year. Chat
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that's all I was banking. She's banging almost like one hundred, like I
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know. Then you know Cuso had because Cuso had a personal trainer. So
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like at that point, she getting up four o'clock in the morning, head
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over her house and the personal training to come over the house, and she
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had the little Lady she called the little Demon because she was like four feet
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and like had them running. I miss those days when I can get up
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at five like I used to get up at four thirty am to go to
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the gym, and I would be at five am and work out for two
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hours and go to work. I don't know. I like to sleep too
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much. I can't do it. I love streep. I can't go to
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bed before eleven to save my life, I'll be going to sleep at eleven
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and not before thirty, looking stupid. I cocked talking like because around the
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house to try to find the light switch. But it do when you go
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to sleep earlier, you go to sleep early, like anything for me,
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anything anything before like two o'clock. I wake up like I wake up in
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the middle of the night, like around like three, and me like just
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up like what na, I can't do it? But now but now with
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a J like aj like that little man eyes be wide open in the dark,
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just looking at me like then he started Then he started crying. Try
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getting to pacified. He don't want it. Then we fixed it, fixing
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a bottle and then it's like it'll take him probably like an hour, like
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almost an hour to drink the whole bottle, cause he'll like he'll fall asleep
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and then we can take it out of his mouth. He wake back up,
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like how dare you what you're doing? I was just taking a break,
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nigga. It's like all right, yoke like chill. Then then after
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that then it's like all right, go to sleep. Then he don't want
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to go to sleep. He just leave him alone. You on his schedule,
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he is not on yours. MKAYD Like I mean, like I said,
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I'm waiting for that. You know that that three to six months where
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he go to sleep and he's gonna start talking in like five months God,
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and his first word gonna be the fuck is you doing? I'm signing I'm
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talking yo nah yo. When he like he cried and we be like,
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oh, he was like stopping, and it's like it sounds like he cry,
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sound like he's saying like like no, like he probably is he tired
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of y'all ship ye I'll be like we're looking at him though he started crying.
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He cried, yo, what you talking to? You? Talking to
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you? Because T T T said like you know we're looking at like,
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no, you're not. T T said, you got me fucked up,
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Aaron, it's a a but let that ship be on right now. You
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know. He called me by my first name I'm gonna punch him. He
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goes, who the you don't call him tar? Gonna call him? Who?
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Look at senior? No, no, no, I I'm mad.
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Just listen, white people don't think you saying like, make sure you pronounce
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your pronounced aaron by saying every like all three. I'm like, he's from
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Baltimore. He gonna say Aaron because when you said white people gonna think you're
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saying Henry. I don't know how to the same way you getting to to
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shot and Shauna because who the fuck is the tar show? Who's that?
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That wasn't the name Brandon? What was it? Did they had changed her
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name to that? That's what they changed to in Schoolwana Shava? I've heard
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this trava uh oh no, the funniest one at work? I answered the
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phone. So let's say, let's let's let's get into this topic, shall
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we? Shall we? Already? You're ready, special guests, I guess
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we ain't. We ain't jumping down the rabbit hole today, ain't. No.
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This is this is up after that conversation we had about cleaning out and
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doing certain things. This is a tame topic. So you you're good with
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this one for now? We've been talking about wanting to record this topic for
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a few months now. If you recall, we had Aaron's mother on the
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first two episodes regarding this topic back in What's That January February No was yeah,
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it was like March. It's before now so yeah. So while our
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show is based on the perspective in our lives of black millennials, we wouldn't
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be here without our parents. It's elder millennials. We've had the fortune or
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misfortune, depending on your perspective, of being influenced by our baby boomer or
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Gen X parents. I thought it would be worthwhile to have our parents slash
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parental figures on the show to discuss their experiences of raising black millennials and what
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life looks like after this huge task. In my research, I found an
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article on romnto dot com entitled twenty questions to ask your parents or grandparents.
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The article reads, it's easy to see a parent as one dimensional figure,
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limited to the role of mom or dad, forgetting that they had an entire
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life before you. We get caught up in the day to day noise of
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life and the transactional updates and small talk or the habitual avoidance of controversial topics.
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If you are looking to get to know your parent in a new light,
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strengthen or research your relationship, or maybe just connect your children to their
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parents or grandparents, having some questions to start from can be invaluable. This
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The twenty questions below will open the door to new discoveries in a deeper understanding
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of your parents or grandparents. We won't go through all twenty questions and I've
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so I've pulled a few from their lists and have come up with some of
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my own tensure that we have a conversation tailor to us and our experience.
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So this first one is a bit of an icebreaker for you. What is
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the first major news story you remember from your childhood, if any at all.
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I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, but if you don't
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remember saying you don't remember, you don't remember? Okay? Oh Jay did
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it? Aaron's mother says she couldn't remember anything, So that's the only Listen.
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What a time to be alive. Oh. I think it might have
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been been biased that okay, because I was pregnant with her. I was
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actually at a doctor's appointment while pregnant with her. Okay, okay, what
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is Lambis the one that had just got uh uh drafted or something and then
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he od Okay, I remember that? Okay, yeah, child, you
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know I'm bad with names. They went over in the snowfall. Yeah,
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okay, yeah, all right, I remember. All right. So question
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too, what's the song that you most associated with your teenage years? I
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know you got a couple of them, Like I said, I have several
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Patty the Bell, which one that's how ship? Mm hmm, Renee and
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Angela, I'll be good, yes, smile, oh yes, smile okay,
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Earth Windo and Fire, several the just the generation. Let's grew as
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my ship, Let's groove tonight, Boogie wonder Lane. Yeah, what's my
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line? Let me use my ship? Mm hmm. That's all love going
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come up with right now. That's fine, that's fine, that's wrong.
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What did you want to when you were a kid? What did you want
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to be when you grew up? Before you had kids? Did you have
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like a dream job you wanted a dream career? A nurse? Really?
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Okay, yeah you're a nurse now. Took a whole lot of years,
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but finally better let than never? Right yeah, oh, that's really the
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kids or is that you know that that little nigga just was super saying.
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It's not like it's like heightened because we're listening through here. Probably so,
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because I swear somebody's getting why child was home, I would think that was
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him. Campus Yep, that's a little kids across the street. A microphone
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closer, please a little a little bit. Yeah, let's see. How
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does your relationship with your parents or caregivers changes you got older. I think
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it got stronger, it got better because that being the team mom, I
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had a bigger support system than I thought I would have because I was a
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team So it's cruel for the better. Okay, that's good. Okay,
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what are the most important lessons you've learned about love as you've gotten older?
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Now that you're married, and I mean, it's more important to love yourself
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first, because if you can't love yourself, then it's trying to love someone
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else's mm hmm. Okay, shout out to mama roo mm hmm. Ego,
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you can't love yourself, how in the hell you're gonna love anybody else.
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You said that that that next bro was a little little fluid, That
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was a little you're practicing that one shade a little? How are you different
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from your parents? So, being as though I wasn't raised by my biological
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parent, I feel like I was because of the environment that I was raised
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in, because of how I was raised, I was, for lack of
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a better word, taught how to better to be a better parent than my
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biological parent was and threw no fault of her own. And I had to
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realize that as I got older, that it wasn't her fault. She wasn't
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taught to be a mom, so she wasn't able to be a mom.
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But I think, I mean, I know I made a lot of mistakes
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along the way, but for the most part, I would like to think
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that I was a better parent to my kids than that my mom was able
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to be the I mean, she wasn't given an opportunity and she wasn't given
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an opportunity to be a parent to me and my sister. That I had
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to be a parent to my kids in spite of all my mistakes and downfalls.
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Okay, what's the funniest story you have about being a parent? The
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funniest thing that they've done, the funniest situation that's happened this reaction, I
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plead the fifth where to start. Oh no, if they are shawn,
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they all shawna like oriented stories that we yes, because niggas needed. We
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do need it. My first born, let me start with it's no secret
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that she said this mouth all life. Of course, indeed, of course
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she need just to stop putting stuff in it though, and one incident where
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because she was I mean, she was a good child for the most point.
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But for the most part, but she was also mouthy and hard his
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hell, ain't changed a good child. She decided one thing that it was
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going to be a good idea to buck up at me. I don't remember
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that you gonta start chain smoking. I thought that she was going to say
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what she was going to say and run up the steps and happy him my
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sister, as if that was gonna save her. No, I went with
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Jesus. Was you almost did go with Jesus in the corner of the story
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father, can't you hear me? And that was on the hills, two
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steps at a time, and I think it shocked her that she turned into
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the terminated on your coming, please get my mother bush what but Helen bro
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I did and did our hold days a step. I ran that fast.
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Since then, child, I ain't gonna lie. We was in high school.
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Now, my sister like, well, what did you do? I
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ain't do nothing. Man, we know a lot of test determinal. That
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was a lie. She was tripping. I didn't do anything. That's my
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story. I'm sticking to it. Bullshit, that was a lie. Nor
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to hell more than three times, hold hell, I ain't did nothing.
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I pleaded the fifth. Do you yep? I remember that. No.
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It's crazy shit. How we try to do, how we try to use
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court terminology when we get in trouble. Now, parents be like, mhmm,
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did you do it? Not that I recollect. What is one of
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the more problements you can remember as as a parent, problems proud moments the
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fact that, in spite of all my shortcomings, all three of my kids
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graduated high school and made a life for themselves. I mean, in spite
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of, in spite of and the fact that my sons are not products of
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the streets. My daughter is not the private of the welfare the wel I
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wanted to be, because they be living life and luxuries over there. I
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wouldn't be pay I wouldn't have to pay for them credits for mother's dave.
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I had the welfare. That's all I'm saying. I ain't got it because
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I'm not on the welfare. And she right, she didn't have a bunch
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of kids. She's an awesome mom. My oldest son is an awesome dead.
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Ain't gonna make me g this kids like you call me Dremaine. We
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need it, We need another one though she's been trying to get enough.
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Grandcha a bullshit. She got that one. She wasn't supposed to get that
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one. Jit me making love to the curtains wouldn't be the first time go
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to hell. I mean, over all, I have three responsible adults.
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Two responsible adults, tell the truth. I don't do that. I said,
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I checked this out. You know, y'all listen to the last one.
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Y'all know these motherfuckers gave me hell. So we did. When his
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mother was here, we did give him. Now, this nigga called me
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forrest chump. I forgot about that. I did. So. Yeah,
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that was funny. I'm just saying. And you know what happened. His
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mother left Because it was funny. I was gonna say something real stupid.
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I said, we have to have a sex about to say, we about
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to have have to have to say I was thinking your mother. I was
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at a Terry Pendergrass concert. No, it's not everything, man, Yes,
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I bet you won't do that again. Nah, no bullshito. Nah.
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I told yeah when I seen that cool last year, when I when
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I passed, I want you, I want you to hand I do I
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want you to hand all? I want your hand out little little cars with
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these with the wisy board on, with my pictures, say let's keep in
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touch. Mm hmmm, take my phone, it's dark. Don't tell them.
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Thank you, Thank everybody for coming. What's one of the most memorable
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memorable gifts you received? Mm hmm. Try you're probably right. My first
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born grand that was my second my first grandson, but my first born grand
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which is my granddaughter. She's about to be eighteen. She in three months.
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Mm hmmm, like I remember when she was born. What she graduates
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high school next month? Does she have any plans for after school? She
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already got yall up. She's going to college, going to college. De
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Laney. Congratulations in the event, my baby a smart, smart ass.
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Yeah, that's right in the family. Mm hmm. Go to hell.
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And then there's the eight year old. Yeah, he's a natural born asshole
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who proceeded to tell me last weekend stop asking me when I'm coming to your
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house and just let it be random. That's what I say, who you're
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talking to? That's what he said. Uh, you know what she's gonna
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call me talking about? Get your nephew. I wove the fuck not.
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I put him out every time he come over because he's a smart as I
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know. You're not talking. Wait a minute, Oh so you don't like
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you? Wow, you can't stand you? So what that says? Can't
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take it? You know you can't stand he just you hate yourself? Man?
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So do you hate yourself? Shauna? And n I'm about to s
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make the dog shut out of you going, doctor Phil. I'm just said,
30:26
I am. I'm just I'm about to s make the dog. Do
30:27
you think you hate yourself? I wouldn't telling him the same thing, Doctor
30:34
Phil, go to hell. Don't get you. I'm sick of looking at
30:37
you in the middle ball middle parting is supposed to be that big fiel.
30:41
So what I'm gonna do for you today, Shaun, is I'm gonna give
30:44
you a copy of my book and I'm gonna hit him with that book.
30:47
Go to hell, doctor phil Dress. I'm like, listen here the head
30:52
Philip. Oh no no, no, no, no, no, no,
30:56
you don't. You don't wanna go to the You don't wanna go to
30:59
the doctor phil Camp Shorty. I'm not gonna they're gonna put me out because
31:03
who the fuck are you talking to? They're gonna put something ing you too,
31:06
like you're talking to you. I don't know you like your bad baby
31:12
say they was? They? They terrible over that. That motherfucker got shut
31:18
down. It should have. It should have. If you can't stand him,
31:25
you gotta love yourself. I'm telling him the same thing. But did
31:27
told him you gotta learn Listen, you gotta love on him just like you
31:30
would love on your own self, because that is you. I do love
31:33
him. He's just an asshole. Tell like somebody else I know. Next
31:38
question two, Next question, what is something that you learned after it was
31:45
too late? My life lesson anything in general? Ice cream truck going by
31:56
there in the rain, these frost pick up every gay not playing joy to
32:01
the world though after it was too late not to trust everybody. You shouldn't
32:17
have stood too close to that Michael Wave when he was breaking with Shauna.
32:31
Ladies and gentlemen, please know that, please know all these jokes out of
32:36
love. But get this nigga. Any of y'all try a way, I'm
32:42
gonna get this nigga back. What's coming. I just know what. Let's
32:46
know that all this is out of love. But if any of y'all try,
32:52
I wish the funk you would, I'm gonna get his ass when he
33:00
least expected. But I'm sorry, did you answer the question? Did?
33:08
Okay? I'll hear because I don't remember because it's stupid. Said something stupid.
33:15
This stupid said something stupid? Sid that my dog? Did you ask
33:22
the question? I did? She did? She said not okay, but
33:31
he came back. Yeah, that's a good Sorry. My brain is just
33:35
a little fried right now because I'm I'm hearing the ice cream song and I
33:39
want to chocolate class, not a chocolate that's my fast, my favorite ice
33:44
cream off the tree from Good Humor. I like to strawberry. All right,
33:52
Oh the bomb pops they got a different flavors now, mm hmm,
33:59
you're how different was the ice scream truck? When he was young because now
34:04
we because I like my mom was talking about like he say soft serve on
34:07
this motherucking was like soft serve ice cran trucks. Yeah, they had the
34:12
machine with Mr softy Man. All we got. All we was these little
34:19
bullshit niggas riding around. But I'm like they got the coolest. Yeah,
34:22
they got the freezer forther Like listen, I got this. I got the
34:23
super Mario Pops a little bugs bunny with from Walled and Circle. He was,
34:34
he was the greatest. He passed away frow years ago. We found
34:37
out, Oh I was our god man. Yep. We used to park
34:43
right outside the fire right outside the fire station and need to get out of
34:46
school. He'd be back there. Lady got a lot of money from me.
34:50
Bro. I missed the bus with him because yeah, because you know
34:54
you gotta go in, You get in, get out, then come back,
34:58
like come right back and then jump on bus. Was just like the
35:00
line was long. I had to walk y'all walked home. My mother was
35:04
like, I was like, what is he parked outside the house and he
35:07
probably said no, there's some kids, probably ran to stop them. Mhm,
35:10
see something place for a while. I'm sorry. Aaron God, give
35:15
me, give me out money. What's the hardest choice you've ever had to
35:22
make? It? Who helped you make it? Leave moving to another state
35:30
to get my life together and leaving my kids, but my love for them
35:37
is what helped me make that decision. And you've been in Philly now for
35:42
the twenty been twenty years. It's been almost twenty two years. Oh wow,
35:47
all right, so when are you coming back? But in the next
35:52
couple of years, God will the next year or two. I mean,
35:55
I'm only asked because like Robbing left came back. I'm like, hey,
36:00
yes, when are you coming back? Oh, I'm coming. You didn't
36:04
tie to Philly already. Philly did what it needed to do for me.
36:08
I feel that, yeah, for me closer to my family. Mm hmm.
36:15
Okay, this gas is a bit like lit y'all, Nias y'all.
36:20
But y'all come to me. I'm not coming to know. I'mna be honest
36:27
with you that that year that yeah, I drove up here and then like
36:30
drove like the second time we came up and I and I drove like,
36:34
yeah, listen, don't bother me. I need to get play listens and
36:37
Sunglazers i'd be straight, not literally, of course. That's that's that's gonna
36:45
be the thing. That's what that's what you think like play listen, some
36:47
sunglasses make it straight. He said, I need some looking for that anyway.
36:55
That's what advice. Do you have? What? No, I just
37:02
didn't get kids. Damn you always like that. I didn't think we was
37:08
gonna have a soundtrack, right, that's your son, that's your sound board
37:16
without being a sound bar. Yo. Do you have any advice for Seana,
37:22
any life advice, any advice in general motherly advice? Stay away from
37:28
big teddy bitches so goddamn stupid. I'm just can tell you to persevere,
37:39
keep your faith in God and just keep on doing the best that you can
37:46
do. You received that, and eat your vitamins and say your prayers.
37:55
You just have to God, damn it. Don't forget your Flintstones. Was
38:06
like, yeah, I'm not in the nasty ass Flintstone. I guess they
38:10
got him in gummy for him now, But back in the day, they're
38:13
little chunky ass things. Were sitting there like, my medicine is Domitabic.
38:17
I could I love I love Domonitabic's kid. It was listen. I guess
38:23
no, I like that bubblegum medicine that used to give you. Yeah,
38:27
the infection that's over there that tasted d which ship we had just moved to
38:38
Walling Circle, been there close to a year, so m hmm. I
38:50
talked to this child like it was literally we had to repeat stuff literally like
38:57
four or five six times. Taking my child headed hearing problem. Quiet now
39:05
caught two busses in the train to go to East Woman to Broadway to Johns
39:10
Hopkins to get her hearing tested. For these people to tell me her hearing
39:17
is accidentally it's nothing wrong with her hearing. I e. She just ain't
39:23
paying y'all. No rabbit is mine. She's just gonna do what she want
39:28
to do. I know how I said, you gotta commit or make She
39:31
committed to that. She went across town. Y'all want to bust the train.
39:38
Two busses in the train. Her hair is perfectly fine. All right,
39:55
we're gonna get really thought something was wrong with her hearing. Oh you're
40:00
going to the emergency from the days since we hear I'm gonna drag your Why
40:09
are you hitting me? Huh? You know what's funny? I'm getting the
40:19
bag. Of course they're gonna have to surgecly remove my because Trey will come
40:23
down, says and say mine that you just call me. No, Trey,
40:25
I didn't call you. Save try try try try. You heard me
40:36
the first seventy two times I called you you mother? No, he didn't
40:40
he heard me. You know what that that that goes in the record book.
40:45
Right there, she rolled across from Walden's Circle. I had to walk
40:53
from Walden Circle to Security Boulevard to get on the first bus, Damn b
41:02
Baltimore to East Baltimore, just to realize, just to get told you just
41:07
not listening. You can hear yo that a p some ship like that,
41:17
Yo, I'm fucking him up all the Once a week I was getting calls
41:22
from the school when I was pregnant with Brian, because this one wanted to
41:25
act out. Because I was pregnant with Brian, I was in distress.
41:29
And the ones the week that I was getting called from the school that she
41:31
was fighting boys. Remember mhm, they should have let me alone. So
41:39
they sucked around and found out. Yeah, or when I had to go
41:45
to school and act the ass because they jumped my child yep, he did,
41:53
and then got in the court room and started crying. Nor when I
41:58
went back to Johnny can't. When I got to Southwest and one of the
42:01
teachers that called him of the bitches, I said, I said, you
42:07
can cut out of the classrooms, and they wouldn't cooperate. She almostopping out
42:15
Julio. She acted the plumb ass wool and from the b Maria Turner not
42:22
be Maria. Mm hmmm, miss, we are going to handle this.
42:30
Everything is gonna be taking care of Mamma said, don't want to hear none
42:31
of that bullship. Bring them a little bring them down here for your mom.
42:37
Goddamn child. No, I want to know who the hell it was,
42:39
because I'm pressing mother fucking charges. My mama have been saved on her
42:45
life yard. You're trying to tell ya that she been saved. Angel You
42:54
shut up. You just gonna get your ass whip. You shut up?
43:00
Mean, I mean, I ain't ship. Is she gonna climb your It's
43:01
like a tree. You keep it up. I don't see nothing, I
43:06
can't hear nothing right and duct for cover. Like I said, I ain't
43:08
need this bro or Terrea. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot the table,
43:15
the broken eggs. I beat her. Next question, y'all, what
43:20
is your favorite thing to do now in your spare time? Man that you
43:22
y'all are empty nesters. All the kids are grown, They got their own
43:25
houses, their own lives, relegs, and drink wine. She drinks wine.
43:30
Now that's not like, what's your favorite hand of wine to drink?
43:32
Stellar? Rolls up black? What's that? She hooked doing it? Now?
43:37
I got her. I gave her some of that. Now she went
43:39
home, went the damn stone and brought her big big shell them waiting for
43:45
you. Oh right, So now I know I don't know what I do
43:51
know what to get? What to get? What to get her? By
43:52
get them the lord that lord ship to go and the lord ship the hook
43:55
up so you can turn it up and turn town the bottle upside down so
43:58
it looks at the box wine. Mm hmmm, Yo, we are falling
44:05
from grace becasabere sitting here, y'all are sitting here drinking box wine. I
44:07
ain't drinking this. Somebody brought it over here and I had evenator. This
44:20
is my ship, box wine. It's the same ship, just in the
44:23
box. Tell me, tell you true. I could probably take that snick
44:29
that and think that in the work refrigerator, like the work refrigerator, put
44:32
the big ass wine glass on the side of it. Oh no, no,
44:37
we got you know, like like put it on, put it in
44:39
one of the boxes that the fool came in. Oh my god. Stop
44:44
another question? Do you have any questions for Sean or for us? How
44:49
get here? It's so bad? Shut up, bitch, We're gonna take
44:52
our first commercial break. We'll be right back, y'all. Sean, go
45:06
ahead, and please what is going on? Because go ahead, please be
45:12
gonna fill this up with questions. Yes we can. Well, since my
45:15
mama is in brick, going to go to Brandon's favorite thread, y'all hold
45:20
on. See, First of all, he needs to stop being so god
45:24
damn dramatic. H He loved hearing the because that was part of the agenda
45:30
that came in his little notebook that he that popped up on his door step
45:32
when he came out. You gotta be dramatic. You gotta be dramatic.
45:37
Like great niece called him, Uncle Brandon is so dramatic. Brandy gonna say,
45:44
it's so what you winch daughter? She was like she texted like she's
46:00
had to take them to mother her like I mother wouldn't tell. He said,
46:04
you're dramatic. She was like, yo, but like in the moment,
46:10
that dramatic, bitch, I'm expressive. But in the moment when this
46:14
ship, when this ship happened, Yo, Yo, you be like yo.
46:16
You try to like you try to keep the straight face and be like
46:19
the like you know, the stern adult. But when I hear my kids
46:22
or my students say something, it's very hard not to call kids the same
46:25
thing you call adult when they sit motherfucker all the time. I'm damn,
46:31
I can't talk to him like that. Yeah, don't you still call him?
46:35
Huhn? Call him a little fucker. One day, I ain't gonna
46:37
lie. He did something that old you little fucker, he said. Ma.
46:43
He just was like, but no, like when and when it happened
46:46
in the moment, So you try to be that stern adult like yo,
46:49
you don't want but your everything and me like not. Sometimes she had to
46:52
go in the room close you're doing laugh because you don't want to laugh at
46:54
them, because you don't want them to think that it's okay. Yeah,
46:57
when I hear my students. Hear my students go with my cod t shi
46:59
and this like the ship that they say, and I'm like, hm hmm,
47:01
I try to go in the closet real quick, like he like no
47:05
time out, Like fuck you, Sean Jr. Like hell fucking kids.
47:15
All right, y'all before we get started, if you have any questions,
47:17
any topic, ideas, any feedback, any rant, so just ship that
47:23
you want to say, Oh God, Aaron, you can send them to
47:29
us via email. We are asked wonder part at gmail dot com. That
47:34
is a s k W A N D A p O D at gmail dot
47:37
com. Uh, you need to let us know if you want to be
47:40
anonymous, if you want to use the pseudonym first name, last name,
47:44
last initial or vice versa, or just both your initials, or if you
47:47
don't really care because in the words of CHARAE. Whitfield, when she had
47:51
her original face, who gonna check you? Hey, no time out?
47:55
Fuck you mean like wait a minute her lately. We'll talk about later.
48:00
Also, you can reach us via social media. We all threw me off.
48:06
We were like her new face, that face because she she be tuning
48:12
up her face. So we're talking. Came to see new face. Yes,
48:16
you can reach us via social media. We are winding our Dancing the
48:20
podcast on UH YouTube and Facebook, and we all wonder part underscore on UH
48:28
Twitter, on I G and on the TICKTI Talk. Yeah. Just send
48:34
us anything, y'all, because more than likely we're gonna read it on the
48:37
goddamn Joe. You've been checking in I have been checking the in box.
48:39
They ain't been sending us nothing. I don't know if they really like us
48:43
that much. I'm starting to be a little bit offended. Little y'all know
48:45
I'm sensitive. Shut the fuck up because your head popped up. Shut god,
48:52
damn it all. Shut up. I am so like I said,
48:59
Uh, we are going to go to Brandon's favorite thread, the Six Brown
49:01
Chicks aka the Six Brown Huffists AKA this ass shit, aka this bullshit.
49:08
It is all right. This question is My soon to be ex husband is
49:15
a monster, and he took my girls from me. I'm a gambler and
49:20
I owed some bad people more than twenty six thousand dollars. So I sold
49:24
my husband's classic car to the highest bidder. The car, the car sell
49:30
wiped out my clean debt. First of all, man, you luck,
49:31
you're still alive, because you know how niggas still about their cars. Okay,
49:37
his great grandfather gave him that car. It appeared in two Hollywood movies.
49:42
It was a full week before my husband noticed that someone stole it from
49:45
our garage. Ironically, I stopped the insurance payments last year, and I've
49:50
been pocketing the money. When my husband realized there was no insurance, he
49:53
became a different man around me, and his attitude hurt our marriage. His
49:58
attitude as opposed to your gambling to day, you bitch, what the fuck
50:00
would you saw a classic call for only twenty six thousand dollars. I prayed
50:05
and forgave myself for selling his car. You forgave yourself, But my gambling.
50:10
That hurts me too. I never have enough money and I currently owe
50:14
eight thousand dollars plus a new gambling debt. Instead of getting the third part
50:20
time job to help me, my husband filed for divorce and my teen girls
50:23
went with him. This will be my first Mother's Day without my girls.
50:28
He turned my girls against me. They've blocked me from their socials and they
50:31
never call. How do I reconnect from them? Hold on hashtag good mom
50:37
forever? So Mommy. As the guests you get to you give your feed
50:45
back, Please go first. I want to hear your response to this shit.
50:51
What the hell? What you ain't take your headphones off and throw them,
50:55
like, Mommy Robbins, like what this damn because you'll can't see us
51:08
because this is a voice podcast and my mother is to be fucking fuddled.
51:16
This is how I'll be feeling every week. I'm truly, I'm honestly at
51:22
the last words, because what so a classic call lucky you're still alive under
51:34
the jail? Yeah, that because technically that was his that that was his
51:37
property prior to the marriage. That was how dare you hashtag good mind for
51:45
life? No? No, no, no, oh you thought you thought
51:47
that if he if you just put it out there like this, this was
51:52
a debt and the debt is repaid, so you know, nobody's going to
51:55
kill me. He was going to be like, but you can't tell somebody
51:59
else's property pay off one of your debts because he legitimately, I think he
52:04
could go in there and repossess the car from where you sold it to technically,
52:09
because it wasn't you, No, it wasn't just the South. It
52:13
was a legal sale. He can your name. Wasn't doing that? You
52:16
could not sell without without his permission? Man, Nope, you see why
52:21
I acted. Start reading the question. I would press charges just because because
52:25
you got me. I'm a good mind, bitch. Bullshit, your daughters
52:32
think otherwise, clearly, clearly, Wow, gos your mind, bitch.
52:42
I can't go to sell a car that probably was worth probably one hundred thousand
52:47
more if it's a classic car. It's been in movies at least one hundred
52:51
thousand dollars, and he kept it in good shape. And I'll be seeing
52:53
some of them calls ride down the street because they drove him every now and
52:57
again, you know, keep them going on whatever the cause you took all
53:00
new parts and ship and the carse rebuild them waxed cham and you know what
53:06
the old member right or there, you know. I followed an account on
53:10
the base out of Detroit or in the in the Detroit area where they sell
53:15
like when they remodel car. All cars we're talking like Chevelle's, we're talking
53:19
Broncos from like the seventies, all classic like muscle cars. The cheap the
53:23
car one car like that. I was looking at cost three hundred thousand dollars.
53:27
I believe we sell I believe it. And it was like a sixty
53:30
eight Camaro and it was totally redone, fully restored new parts. That thing
53:37
was waxed down like you like, like the car was just ski off the
53:39
showroom floor. Three hundred thousand. You sold that car for twenty six grade
53:45
twenty. But that's what I'm saying. It's like it takes your you can
53:49
be able to get a new car. You're gonna sell your car movies and
53:54
and and it's the original. We're gonna be boxing. But that's the one
53:59
on one. Why was a man? Bitch? I don't fight no women.
54:04
I mean, you're about to use the bitch. I don't fight no
54:06
women, but I knock a bitch out now. But that's what I'm saying.
54:08
It's like that ship that was his grandfather's colle which made sure he probably
54:13
had sentimental value. So that original sentimental value. Those type of because they
54:20
sell Vanguard Motor says I believe, all right, wow, and it's still
54:30
all the original. No, No, it's the new rebuilds, new engine,
54:34
knew everything. They just they take the shell and like you know,
54:37
interiors, but they putting new engines in them and resetting, reselling. No,
54:44
yeah, that's a nice three hundred thousand. That that car I think
54:47
was on that side was for seventy five. Yeah, yeah that yeah,
54:53
if somebody so got this call, was in your driveway under a cover chilling.
54:59
Wait if you take do your little Sunday what that good mother? Pull
55:06
up? Playing love and happiness? Now you ain't got nothing. You come
55:14
outside and the spot is just the spot is just empty, like right,
55:21
the sheets sitting there on the ground. But ain't no car. Where the
55:25
is my car at Charlene? Where's my ship? Yeah? So, bitch,
55:31
whatever happens happens. If I don't blame your daughters for not wanting to
55:36
do with you, because I dare you? And how dare you? You
55:38
put their lives that rich? You said you I need some bad people.
55:42
People don't play about sucking money. First of all, will come at this
55:45
man decides to pursue criminal charges and go get his car? Yeah, so
55:52
the bad people, it's the least that your worries. Bitch, you're about
55:55
to be over the jail, bredon half honey buttons. The me was gonna
56:00
come back and get her because that man can go to court and legally get
56:04
his car back. Short fucking coming back for you because they gonna repossess that
56:10
ship. He gonna get his ship back because it was legally illegally. So
56:14
so you might want to change that hashtag to fucked around and found out man,
56:20
because that's what's about to happen. Next question. I'm staying. I'm
56:23
staying on six Proum Chicks since I'm already here. Since I'm already here,
56:29
all right. My wife and I moved to Florida for us to grow her
56:32
business in the new market. I came down a month early to finalize things.
56:37
My wife stayed behind the clothes on the house, so I bought my
56:40
side chick with me. Side chicken sucking fuck but she's horrible that everything else.
56:46
I despised her long convos where she begs me to leave my wife.
56:51
I was so close to leaving her strander at the rest stop post nut clarity,
56:55
I realized that my side chick was not worth my marriage. I told
56:59
side chick that I love my wife and she's wasting her time with me.
57:02
Side chick unlocked my phone and took pictures of us nude in bed while I
57:07
slept and symptom to my wife. She sent a cash app to herself and
57:12
several of her friends. She drained my account. Then she left. I
57:16
woke up to a text for my wife. I got the pics. You
57:20
should stay there in the bed that you made. I'm so confused. Why
57:24
is my ex side chick angry after I finally told her the truth? Why
57:29
is my wife leaving me? After I decided to be faithful, she moved
57:32
me out here and now she's not joining me. How to fix this mess?
57:37
I'm stranded and broke. Well, you made that bed, you must
57:50
lie in it again. Now she put me in this situation after my side
57:58
chick discovered that I know what I want. One First of all, how
58:00
did your side chicken your phone? Good questions? Here's the problem? And
58:06
now here's the problem. You know the cold because she hit him with oh
58:08
she hit him with that gluck up three thousand and put his sas asleep,
58:12
put the phone over the top of his face, open its face recognition,
58:14
lefting the way that that I was cocked open like that. That's what I
58:20
must see. That's the problem. That's the problem with the But the new
58:22
phones and all this something and all this ship fingerprints and like finger prints and
58:25
facial recognition, My phone got got to be you can't just put put it
58:30
there. I put facial recognition on my phone and it's still unable to detect
58:36
face. Fuck. I'm sorry, you can we cuss? So I just
58:40
put my past word because no, yeah, put it's up. Well the
58:46
luck and Flooria, sir, broke in destitute. You about saw some ass
58:52
I don't know you. That was a few episodes ago with so listen,
59:01
yeah David selling a south the back of the you home. So listen,
59:05
this is what you That is what you do, my boy, that's what
59:08
you do. This is how this this is that's how you. That how
59:10
you handle your broke problem. So you're gonna take yourself down the day they
59:14
account and go to open locker. Go see these Haitians are asking them for
59:16
asking the front you front you a kilo. Now, you're gonna take this
59:21
dope now because he's gonna suck around him if him bring the hats money back.
59:37
Listen, go holler old girl from the last store who got the game
59:40
with that she seemed coming to money a time. She can put set you
59:45
up. It might sight give you like a seventy four percent interest rate.
59:49
Take the money from her, going to run and get your expect your house.
59:53
Look, I'm trying to tell you that it ain't gonna get your house
59:55
back. You might not survive this. Baby. Pictures was a I that
1:00:00
wasn't me, but it sounded like not the picture. I'm out out.
1:00:08
Maybe I was wrong. I was drugged up. Now up now now,
1:00:13
now we're cooking with gasoline right now now. He gave a nigga her alibi.
1:00:19
I was in the big by myself, the bitch snooking to pictures of
1:00:22
me. It was I don't know what was going on. Baby. One
1:00:23
minute, I was at the ball, having me a little drink. Told
1:00:27
this lady I was fine. I saw them my ring and everything. Baby.
1:00:30
I woke up, but nigga put my socks on, cut the breeze
1:00:34
on my cheeks, and booked me up on my seat. Baby, I
1:00:37
swell, I don't know what, baby, I don't know. I don't
1:00:39
know. Please, I don't know. No fucking I don't know, no,
1:00:44
God damn, how should get my cash up? Well? She I
1:00:47
guess she found my phone. She stole my phone. Baby, Oh ship,
1:00:52
I'm choosing to be faithful to you. Finally, now you're gonna leave
1:00:58
me when I start doing better? Leave That came for fuck boys one on
1:01:05
one, y'all saying like I said, she got two. You can even
1:01:10
admit or commit. Now you can admit to it, you commit to the
1:01:14
bullshit, say a I or you know you can go ahead, you know
1:01:19
you can go ahead and start selling, you know, start your start your
1:01:21
dope career. Cut either way, bro, she ain't coming back, so
1:01:25
your na move that dope. And alright, last question, last question.
1:01:32
I'm staying here, all right, so we're gonna read this last damn all?
1:01:37
Are you staying on? Six brown chicks? All right? My eighty
1:01:42
six year old physically fit, always horny sugar daddy promised me a Mercedes,
1:01:46
but we are stuck in the loop. The loop. We go to dinner,
1:01:51
back to my place, he spends the night, and the next day
1:01:54
he takes me to a car dealership. From the loop, we browsed a
1:01:59
line. The dealership runs his credit and before he signs the contract, the
1:02:04
salesman tells him about a better deal at a different location. My elderly lover
1:02:08
slips him a tip and we leave the dealership empty handed. We went to
1:02:13
three different dealerships until the final one sent us right back to the first one.
1:02:17
I asked to speak to the finance manager because I felt they didn't want
1:02:21
to sell us a car. The manager said, Miss, his credit is
1:02:24
bad and he doesn't have the money. He tips us because we don't embarrass
1:02:29
him in front of you. Also, you're the Wednesday girlfriend. He brings
1:02:34
a different woman in here on Fridays. I'm tired. It's too much sex
1:02:38
going on for me to still be in an uber. But I'm leaving with
1:02:42
something. Should I hang around until he dies? He's obese, has asthma
1:02:46
and high blood pressure. He's also taking those get hard pills. I hate
1:02:52
to leave, and then his Friday, I'd hate to leave, and then
1:02:55
his Friday bitch gets a car on money at Vice. This something. Remember
1:03:00
the episode of Girlfriends with Jones dat Mario Van Peebles, Melvin Van Peebles,
1:03:05
and they showed the click where her falling in. She was like, oh
1:03:07
my god, oh my god, oh my god. She was wearing her
1:03:19
ass out. That ship was fun. You missed what part? I don't
1:03:22
know. I don't remember that episode. It was episode I think I remember
1:03:25
it was like season. Yeah, she met him like an art gas one
1:03:29
of the latest seasons before she met Melvin Van Peebles. He was like but
1:03:34
forty years older than him, and they went on a few dates. She
1:03:37
said she was liking them. The first time they had sex, she was
1:03:39
feeling it. Second time, she was surprised. Third time she was scared.
1:03:44
She was like, because she ain't think he had all they goddamn anything
1:03:46
right, She said, are you taking bag? She was a baby,
1:03:49
No, that's all natural. She was like, oh my god, ma'am,
1:03:55
you thought, look at Tuesday Wednesday. Didn't wanna get you caught up
1:04:02
switched up with Tuesday? Look at Wednesday. Uh, listen to what them
1:04:06
people is telling you what the dealership you want? Going from dealership to dealership
1:04:11
to the dealership, I thought he might have owned the dealership. Just do
1:04:13
wan't get you nothing because you was just coming up off some pussy and he
1:04:15
was say, come on, baby, looking to look at cause mister mister
1:04:18
Leon, it's playing in your face. Ma'am. You ain't. You ain't
1:04:26
getting no car? Hey, not the fact that he was tipping and you're
1:04:30
talking about he died his credit mad that she ain't got nothing to leave you.
1:04:32
Baby, You're gonna waste your time kids getting this stuff, and you
1:04:38
are not gonna be working, welcome at the fernel or nothing. You ain't
1:04:42
able to be listed as as a special friend or nothing. Man. Okay,
1:04:47
because I'm pretty sure Friday thinks that she is a woman too, and
1:04:51
so through Tuesday and every other Saturday and Monday, they yeah, mm hm
1:05:00
m hm mm hm. So she's wasting your time. Baby. You should
1:05:03
have bet at your sugar daddy a little better. Something. I can't got
1:05:06
nothing for you, but but BUTORX, because you ain't getting no sugar from
1:05:10
them. He got for your baby is a little blue pillo clean daddy,
1:05:17
salt daddy that ain't even a splendid daddy. Splind the daddy and pay your
1:05:23
b G and E bail. At least God Dad put some money on it.
1:05:27
Something gets you a couple of dollars towards I mean, I got all
1:05:30
of it, but I can give you something caring. At least, you
1:05:31
know, get paid. Even the sweet and low daddy put a little gas
1:05:35
in your car. Damn he made love to his wont mother. Man about
1:05:46
three or four times. I don't know what else. Tell you to car
1:05:50
dealer ship. You might want to try again, go back on sugarbaby dot
1:05:56
com. Try again, because mister Leon, ain't it hey, young girl,
1:06:00
come on his card thatationship real quick? Take you something nice? Baby
1:06:04
like this? You got start spending all your money giving it the other folks.
1:06:08
Baby, and you know, let let let let and Mitchie come into
1:06:12
your house. You ain't even going to his not a splendid suitor, not
1:06:17
the sugar that he's a splendid suitor, baby, non homosexual bro an,
1:06:21
old ass hobosexual. Oh that's bad you that poor thing for a yo.
1:06:29
She did that's the crazy thing. But you not even only one. Oh,
1:06:33
this motherfucker they know that. It's to the point whereas though they know
1:06:38
him, this price. He come here, mister window, mister sir,
1:06:41
what's your name? That nice to meet you, sir. Every week there
1:06:46
window, Hey, hey, hey, play along, play along? That
1:06:50
nigga tip well he tipped? Well what then they gave me one hundred dollars
1:06:56
last week to live for him? Man, I need that hundred dollars.
1:07:00
Listen, I took my wife, took my wife to the apple Bee's.
1:07:03
You're found out that it's not worse. I wonder where you're taking her to
1:07:10
dinner, he said. She said taking the dinner, so at least he
1:07:12
feed her, unless he's taking the to Wendy's and getting a four for four
1:07:16
or y'all he take her to Denny's. Denny's to get the old get to
1:07:21
sing your discount. Oh ship, come on, baby, that's all on
1:07:27
me. Get her extra SYRP for her pancakes. She's like a lot of
1:07:34
make sure it's sugar free. To know. I got that diabetes. I
1:07:40
can't head it, got the diabetes. I got the diabetes, diabetes.
1:07:43
My blood pressure hot, so don't put no salt in my eggs him,
1:07:46
Yeah, you got some missus dash back there. You ain't got no missus
1:07:51
dash. I ain't got nothing in here. Damn it. You ain't well,
1:07:58
I know, slacks. Was that the last question? Not just you
1:08:09
ain't keeping it real, You ain't representing now before uh shot. Thank you
1:08:24
for coming on the show, Thank you for inviting me anytime, anytime.
1:08:28
We love to have you back on the future episode. Absolutely asked questions.
1:08:32
Fine question, here's a up thing. It's not it's not even the worst
1:08:39
though he's a tame question. This one right here. You should have mimmy
1:08:43
on here from mister earls on Price. That's that was some funny ship.
1:08:47
That was just get back was that was that was that was that was getting
1:08:53
my look back for rail Yo. I ain't gonna you. He went low
1:08:58
and she went the hell she with the daddy she went to. She did,
1:09:01
she did. Her husband kept cheating on her and stuff, and so
1:09:06
she left him. And then she stole his daddy from his mama and then
1:09:13
told him I'm gonna give you and then told him I'm gonna get pregnant and
1:09:16
give your daddy a son he could be proud of. It was so we
1:09:25
came up with our own story about how the situation, how the conversation happened.
1:09:29
We was like, when he in front of his father, father was
1:09:31
like, listen, man, I'm sorry, but that was a good woman,
1:09:34
and you left that good woman. Get away. Man. You know
1:09:38
it's been over between me and you, mama for long. I love I
1:09:41
love Charlene much. She was. All she do is nags. I can't
1:09:45
even make she know I love beans. I can't even get no beans.
1:09:48
All she do. You know, that's a good woman. A good then
1:09:54
you and and with the young kids say what they what they say, baby,
1:09:59
you you you you you. You fumbled the bag, Son, is
1:10:01
what you were listening to them? To them inspiration what city girls? They
1:10:08
said, and they up you can get smashed up and smashed it, flipped
1:10:13
it and rubbed it down. Yes, I did. That's what happens.
1:10:17
Son. I'm saying that one day you're forgiveness, Son, but I love
1:10:20
and if you don't understand, Lord good, that's that's new. That's gonna
1:10:25
be your new mister Lorrie. Miss Laurie. Her name is Laurie and you
1:10:30
don't you don't talk to her like that. You prefer to her it's miss
1:10:33
Lloyd Son. You show her some respects. Son. That's my new woman.
1:10:36
Son. She gonna be around Son. I'm sorry. So before we
1:10:42
rerepen Theek's episode, we had one more segment segment left, and it is
1:10:49
birthday questions, some of my favorite episodes of the show. Oh good,
1:10:56
well, favorite segments of the show that we do only when one of the
1:10:58
hosts has birthday. So, Shawna's birthday? When is your birthday? Actually
1:11:04
I don't remember the sixteenthird, No, you didn't try to make me a
1:11:10
Gemini. The audacity of you. I'm just full of it. What's it?
1:11:15
The third? Your birthday falls on a Sunday? This year it does
1:11:17
falls on a Sunday, so each of the guests, the guest and the
1:11:23
two hosts can ask Shauna a question, whatever question we want, she asked
1:11:26
to answer honestly. God damn it. So Aaron, you first, brother,
1:11:31
what's the birthday question you have for Sean? Yeah? Hey, why
1:11:35
are you giving me the d W I did you about to ask me some
1:11:39
as shit? Nah? Real talk? She need another one? When you're
1:11:47
gonna give her another one? And another one, I'm the fuck not.
1:11:54
And the next question, and another one. I've done my part, and
1:11:58
another one. I've done my part. She got one more child that don't
1:12:00
have no children, and that's where her next friend, you know, he
1:12:03
he he, he's gonna be a wrestler. You gonna leave my God damn
1:12:10
it, I wish he would. I'm still being fuddled on that one.
1:12:13
I wish he was the damn wrestling. I showed her, I showed her
1:12:17
caught my little haze, and I told her was like she was like,
1:12:20
she looked just like my son. Like, oh, mellow, don't miss
1:12:28
I take one of them five two brothers. Personally, that's just me.
1:12:31
Was that your last yeah? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, Okay,
1:12:35
I like wrestling, you won't, alright. They like they got black wives.
1:12:41
No that is Oh that's the other one that's coming. Oh god,
1:12:46
I don't know. I think that's I think that's people like to faxed her
1:12:49
holding it like that. Dick, you have a birthday question for Sewan?
1:12:58
Okay, then oh Jesus fix it because he stole Miami question. That's why.
1:13:04
Because she didn't. Everybody would have been her question. I'm asking a
1:13:08
ratchet one, and I'm gonna ask a wholesome one because you know, I
1:13:11
tend to ask the wholesome questions. Oh ship, I let's not act like
1:13:20
you're a wholesome I did. I said, I asked whole some questions.
1:13:24
I didn't say it was a wholesome. Nigga, you gotta learn to listen.
1:13:27
No, no, no, I didn't know. But I did see
1:13:29
some ship that said culture it has so the sound can penetrate. Oh bitch,
1:13:35
hold up, wait a minute, talk about it's twenty two pull up.
1:13:44
No, but no, I did see something. I was about to
1:13:45
send y'all to day saying, like, Yo, if I'm the if y'all
1:13:48
calling me to be the voice of reason, we got a serious problem,
1:13:54
nigga. That's ever happened because we called you to be the voice of reason.
1:13:59
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we I'm down because ship I'm I'm i'ma
1:14:06
shooting up bang bang like Brandon is the voice of reason. Mm hmmm.
1:14:12
So a question to ask you, m hm, how many? How many
1:14:19
times? How many times you did it? In give mother bed bitch?
1:14:25
What what you're trying to get all of us care? Trying to get me
1:14:32
murdered, y'all murdered? Never because I'm a murder You know that's a damn
1:14:40
answer. It's a damn ask line and get it and get no, it's
1:14:44
probably I will not The statute of limitation is not up on that. I
1:14:45
will not answer that question. I plead the fifth. I will not incriminate
1:14:50
myself never not never. Okay, Brandon, but you but you saw it,
1:15:00
but you saw you saw quick My eyes on it though, right herr,
1:15:03
y'all were hungry. It's the first question for your birthday. I's a
1:15:11
wholesome question. First, what goals do you have for your thirty eighth year.
1:15:16
My thirty eighth years. So I am less than a year away from
1:15:24
graduating with my bachelor's in Business administration. So I plan to uh stick tight
1:15:30
today so I can uh. I'm ready at the finish line. I can
1:15:33
see it, Chat, I can see it. I also want to continue
1:15:40
to grow my relationship with God. I started going back to church. I'm
1:15:45
still not as consistent, but I I I'm going more than I wasn't.
1:15:49
Okay, I'm amazed that you walk first of all, fuck you, and
1:15:57
that's not very good. I want you just to continue to grow as a
1:16:01
person. I want to find something where I can use my talents, where
1:16:08
I'm appreciated, where I can They said that when you have a job that
1:16:12
you actually like, that you know it's fun for you, it doesn't feel
1:16:15
like work. So I want to find what that is for me. And
1:16:19
I just want to continue to grow and learn, and you know, grow
1:16:24
as a mother and a daughter, a friend, a person in general.
1:16:29
Yeah, okay, that's good, nice and wholesome. Now it's time to
1:16:33
get wholesome. Okay, we're gonna get wholesome. Let's go. What's the
1:16:36
wildest thing you've everdent that you've never told anybody about Oh Jesus Christ, and
1:16:41
you got to be honest. But oh, oh damn, I don't even
1:16:51
know ifoyn answer for that. Of course, don't. I mean your mother
1:16:56
said, but don't feel don't be bad about it. It might have been
1:16:58
public sex really uh huh, like it was public, like nobody was around.
1:17:04
I know of y'all see my tattoo on the internet. It doesn't mean,
1:17:09
uh, she gotta set the dice. That's it, dice. We're
1:17:16
gonna stick with that. I gotta set the dice on my back, on
1:17:18
my little back, got dice. That's probably the wildest it can't it can't.
1:17:23
It came, I don't know. We was in the car and then
1:17:25
next thing you know, the damn car door was open, and God rest
1:17:30
his soul. Yeah, but yeah, that's probably the wildest thing. I
1:17:34
don't think aver told until now anybody about that. Nobody knew but me and
1:17:39
him. So mhmm. I think that was a nasty sometimes sometimes, M
1:17:46
what's upon a time not long ago, would you say that? Oh boy,
1:17:57
I almost I had to catch myself. I had to catch myself with
1:18:02
that being said, Thank you for answering that happy birthday. Anything they get
1:18:09
fucked by a big name that I will do no such things. Thank you
1:18:13
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1:18:16
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1:18:24
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1:18:57
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1:19:03
a new co host. We're gonna have a new co host. Well,
1:19:06
y'all when we're going back in July, y'all, because this nigga is fire,
1:19:13
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1:19:15
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