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• Mid Thought Eric: What's up everybody? Welcome to the MidThought Crisis. He's Chris. I'm Eric. I think I forgot half of that. Let's see where this one goes. Hey, MidThought Chris. I only forgot like two lines maybe, three. All right, perfect. I nailed it. I nailed it. I nailed it. Yes. Mid Thought Chris: I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. Round of applause. Give it up. No, you were perfect. You were perfect just the way you are. Just the way you are. You nailed it. You got all the key things. You got who we are. ⁓ You got ⁓ our names. And you got ⁓ that old, let's see where this one goes. You know, you got it, you got that thing. No, yeah, yeah, give it up. Mid Thought Eric: Mm-hmm. Yep. That thing, you know, the thing. Yeah, come on, gotta get these guys. How are you? Woo! Listen to the audience roar. Mid Thought Chris: Mid-Thought Eric, everybody. Well done. Mid Thought Eric: We have at least, it looks like we have at least 40 people watching us. Mid Thought Chris: This is what you call cross-training. You cross-trained ⁓ in a different role, you know what saying? Mid Thought Eric: I know what you're saying. You have to be versatile. have to adapt. ⁓ You have to be lethal for our ⁓ future warfighters. Increased fatality. ⁓ Mid Thought Chris: You have to adapt. have to be trained. Lethal. Yep, yep. And I'll tell you what, if I get hit by a bus, you got to know how to do the intro. You know what I'm saying? Mid Thought Eric: Oh yeah, yeah, it'll just be me talking to me. Maybe producer Mike every now and then. I don't know. You can't replace Mitt.Chris. That's all I know. Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ I mean, I'm sure you could you could find any old body. ⁓ But tell you one thing you wouldn't have to make sure that you got for yourself is this guy right here. ⁓ Ken cannot be replaced. Ken is absolute. Ken is absolutely one of a kind. Ken is Ken is one of a kind. There is no one like there is no one like made thought Ken. I love made thought Ken. We love Ken. ⁓ Mid Thought Eric: Mmm. Hmm Mm-hmm. Hold on bring him closer. Let's see what you have. He has his own music. I hear ⁓ We all need one of them in our lives Where's Tropic Thunder back there? don't see it Mid Thought Chris: We all need a mid-dog can. It's down there somewhere. I didn't dismiss it like it's nothing. It's it's it is it is. I have very fond memories of that evening. Mid Thought Eric: You just dismiss it like it's nothing. And it's our thing. I haven't played any Madden, I haven't played any MLB this show since you left me. Mid Thought Chris: What do you mean left you? ⁓ You you you left me last. You came down here and then left me. You are you are coming back. I'm super excited. What what are those dates that the audience. Mid Thought Eric: Hmm pretty sure you moved like a thousand miles away But I'm coming back. I'm coming back to see you. And we're advertising that. Yes, the audience, you're going to see us together in the same studio. Yes, in the same studio with Clyde. Mid Thought Chris: together in the same room. With Clyde, we only wish we only wish that producer Mike could join us as well I think I think should we book him a flight with all the money we're making from your singlet pictures Mid Thought Eric: He could. I'll invite him to your house, mean, come on over. Mid Thought Chris: You should. There's plenty of space. Producer Mike, you busy from what is it again? ⁓ Right. So we got to figure out which of those days we're going to record and we'll let producer Mike know, obviously. Mid Thought Eric: You don't even know! It's May 18th through 26th, of course. I think we should do one and then if the audience pays, should do a special treat for a second one. Mid Thought Chris: What do you mean if the audience pays? They have to pay? Why are you gonna... What are you planning on filming with me? I will pay you whatever you want! Just don't do that! Please don't! Whatever you do, don't put that up in the ether! We are not! Dang! Mid Thought Eric: They have to pay to play. Pay-per-view, yeah. It's a fundraiser. I'll be in my singlet. Please don't do it! We're not doing that! Ding ding! Mid Thought Chris: Ding! ⁓ gosh. How are you bud? What's new? Yeah? Are you bleeding all over the place? A little bit. Mid Thought Eric: Mm-hmm. I'm good. I just picked a hangnail, so I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding a little bit. You know how that happens. Like, you know it. You have a hangnail and you just look at it you're like, I know what's going to happen and I'm going to I have to do this. I have to do it. And it and it feels so good for like as half of the second and that hurts for two seconds and then it just bleeds for an hour. So, yeah. Mid Thought Chris: This is gonna hurt and it's gonna bleed. I have to. I can't just let this go. Yeah, I know what you're saying. How about hangnails? How about those hangnails? Mid Thought Eric: Hmm that should be a that should be the title. How about this hangnails? Mid Thought Chris: How about those hangnails? And I think... I don't think producer Mike is a fan. Mid Thought Eric: Hmm. It's all right. He'll adjust Producer Mike is very professional I'm glad that out of the what was it like 200 300 resumes we got we land on his Mid Thought Chris: It'll adjust. is very professional. We had a lot of applicants and he just stuck out amongst the rest. ⁓ holy crap, my camera's all jacked up. God, late. It's like Clyde was in here. Mid Thought Eric: He was the one we're like, we got to go with him. And he had a lot of other offers, I think, and he chose us. Clied ⁓ producer Mike chose us out of all the other offers he had. So we were grateful. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he did because he didn't want to move to Austin, ⁓ but otherwise he had the job. ⁓ But yeah, we appreciate him and all that he does for us. Mid Thought Chris: Yep. All the other podcasts. I heard Rogan was looking for somebody, you know, producer Mike turned him down. Right. We do. It makes us look somewhat competent, I will say that. Mid Thought Eric: He makes us look way better than we actually are. Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: Right. Because right now I think we're just the personalities. You know what I mean? We just we just show up and he makes everything happen. Mid Thought Eric: Yes, some would call us some would call us just a piece of flesh. I don't know what that means, but. Are we going to lose or are we going get another E rating? Mid Thought Chris: Easy. Because you said flesh? I don't think flesh will do it. Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ Piece of flesh that's gory. I guess gory Mm-hmm Did our last episode their last episode get flagged for any Because we talked about some some mature stuff Mm-hmm. Well, I can't say it now because then this one might get voted for any Mid Thought Chris: I think if you were to, I think, ⁓ gory? I don't know. That's a good question. On the gory side, I'm not sure. No, I don't think so. What did we talk about last time? I don't think we talked about anything. No, I don't think it did. Which, what part are you concerned about? Mid Thought Eric: Mmm, I forget we got it. We got a roll of tape back. Everybody has to watch it again to know Hmm I think that ⁓ Don't know I feel like we were talking about like innards and doctors in Florida messing up on organs ⁓ Mid Thought Chris: roll the tape back? You mean watch it for the first time? Mmm. I've got nothing on Spotify. Let's check Apple. Utalk. Mid Thought Eric: Sweet. ⁓ So yeah, my weekend was good. Yeah, I spent some time with other Chris. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah? You had a you had. Yeah, I don't love that. ⁓ You had a ⁓ it's like your birthday month, right? And so you had some more birthday festivities, right? Mid Thought Eric: No, it's the only one I had. Facivities. I only had one festivity. Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: What? What do mean? One festivity? What do mean one festivity? I called and your family was all loving on you and you know taking care of you. Mid Thought Eric: Mmm, that wasn't a festivity ⁓ My family if you're listening, which you probably aren't ⁓ I'll discuss this later with you, but Not a festivity. ⁓ Hey tonight tonight was a big night tonight was a big night. I ⁓ I fulfilled my duty as ⁓ grill master grill master at the ⁓ literally concession stand Mid Thought Chris: It was a festivity. Okay, okay. Hey! ⁓ boy, this might get an E. ⁓ Dude, so were you just on the grill or what were you on? Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ I started on the grill and then after that I was the runner so I like went back and forth. I was the face, I was the face of the franchise. I gave everybody their food, I called out their numbers, I said here you go, do you want some honey mustard, do you want some barbecue sauce, how can we help you be happy right now? Cause I'll tell you what man, that is a cutthroat business. Mid Thought Chris: So. I am really glad you're bringing this up right now because this is really something that's been on my mind for quite some time. And that is the development, nay, the advancement of the Little League Concession Stand, right? And I think we hinted at this, we talked about it a little bit before, but the Little League Concession Stand when I was a kid, maybe Producer Mike, I don't remember if you played baseball or not, but I played baseball as a kid. Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ do tell! Hmm. Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Chris: And the concession stand growing up in my little town in central New York, right, consisted of like a shack, like a wooden shack that literally had I don't even think it had big league chew in it. It had like these little like ⁓ at best and then these like little like they had maybe sunflower seeds and maybe some gum. But other than that, it was like nothing. And from what? Mid Thought Eric: Yep, same. Cow Tales, you had Cow Tales. Yeah. Mm-hmm. But you had drinks, like you had water and Gatorade, right? Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: Sure, maybe maybe Gatorade wasn't out then ⁓ just kidding ⁓ But from what you're just To So ⁓ I'm glad you saw that movie unlike some other Yes, of course. I saw the water boy unlike other movies that you might have not seen. ⁓ I don't know. We'll let the audience call you out on that one Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ Why sell the water boy? Did you see the water boy? Hmm wait, what movie did I not see? I see more movies than you see Chris. I've seen Tropic Thunder. I've seen that one. ⁓ Shoot, what was that movie? ⁓ Never mind. I can't remember. Mid Thought Chris: So am I. But yeah, so I remember, I think it was a few months ago maybe in one of our first episodes, you were describing your son's concession stand at his baseball game and you described like an absolute, like you described the concession stand of a state fair. Like you have a deep fryer, you have hot dogs, you have hamburgers, you have corn dogs. Like what don't you, you have fried dough. Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ your pretzels. Mid Thought Chris: You have pretzels that you cook in a microwave like this big and with right? Do you have pretzels? Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ They may or may not be heated in microwave. Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ Okay, I don't know how I feel about that but anyway ⁓ Yeah, like what was ⁓ Producer Mike, did you play baseball? Are you in the chat? I don't know if you play baseball or not We'll wait for Producer Mike. I'm curious if you played baseball. ⁓ he said no. All right. He said all right, so ⁓ I knew it producer Mike, did you play any sports? Mid Thought Eric: You I knew it. I said you're not a baseball player like those Mets those Mets who lose 13 games in a row Mid Thought Chris: That was great. Producer Mike, do play football? Producer Mike: I played, I didn't play anything up until my senior year in high school and then I played basketball. Where? Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: Badminton. ⁓ Gotcha. Basketball coach found you. Basketball coach found you and it was like you're seven foot eight. Let's get you out. Let's get you out here. Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ because you were taller than everybody else. Producer Mike: Yeah, I was a number on the program that scared the coach of the other team. That's what I was. Because I was horrible. Horrible. The Cumberland Valley Christian School. CVCS. Played for them one year. Mid Thought Chris: Nice. Nice. Mid Thought Eric: What, where was this? What location was this? Mid Thought Chris: That was horrible. Where were you? ⁓ Mid Thought Eric: Mmm, I have some ties. I have some ties to there. I'll get with you after the show Mid Thought Chris: Subcore. Producer Mike: some ties. Mid Thought Eric: We'll talk about that step core. Mid Thought Chris: Alright, thank you, producer Mike. I appreciate your feedback. ⁓ You can stay in O'Pine, but I give you permission to speak. Okay, I found the episode that got us an E and that was Gators, Birds and Biscueteen Triscuit. ⁓ my. ⁓ Producer Mike: subcore. Mid Thought Eric: You're dismissed. Producer Mike: You're absolutely welcome. Mid Thought Eric: You are free to speak in your native language. Dude. Yes, and we can't say why because this one will get it too. Mid Thought Chris: The only thing that we said that earned us an E on that episode is that we named off some bird names and it might have had some names that are quite comical or ⁓ how would you describe them? ⁓ Fallow it. Mid Thought Eric: This is bullcrap. perverse, perverse. ⁓ Not on the female side, I saw some female sides. Whoever names birds is perverted, that's all I know. Because like, let's call them that. Producer Mike: FALIC. some fume aside. Mid Thought Chris: Good show. The blue footed. Mid Thought Eric: And if you want to know what we're referencing, you have to go back to that episode. Producer Mike: Well, I... Mid Thought Chris: That episode was released on March 18th. Mid Thought Eric: Okay, there you go. There's our teaser. Producer Mike: You can say what you want, I bleep things out. If you say tit or dick, I bleep it out. I do. Mid Thought Chris: What do mean you bleep things out? Mid Thought Eric: Mmm. Mid Thought Chris: Do you really? Because you're listening to it in real time and I'm guessing he's going to do that in post. Mid Thought Eric: What happened to that one? Why was that flagged? Producer Mike: Yeah. I do that in post. Yeah. No, we're not live. Or are we? Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ that one is live? ⁓ that's right. I know we are now, but... Mid Thought Chris: As the kids said, we're not live right now, Eric. so I could I could straight up say the word and. Peregrine tit, wasn't that one of them? Producer Mike: We're not live. Mid Thought Eric: Dick sizzle. Producer Mike: Yeah, I would try to remember to mark the clip so that can hop in. And there's another mark. And another mark. Just putting marks. It's just going to be markers across the entire... Yeah. The tuft... There's actually a native bird in our area called the tufted titmouse. Mid Thought Eric: Blue-footed booby. Ha There were like five birds who were tits. Mid Thought Chris: There was. I swear, these people are just, what are they doing? Mid Thought Eric: Ooh, mouse. Producer Mike: Not Chris's area. So it's Florida. They all get eaten by alligators. Mid Thought Eric: They're just. Yeah, there are no birds down there Because the trees the trees are too tall the palm trees. They have no branches and the birds die Mid Thought Chris: True statement. We have we have. Producer Mike: You Mid Thought Chris: We have birds the size of small humans, actually. Producer Mike: Yeah, you have what's called snowbirds and they're all old and wrinkly. Mid Thought Chris: No, we have these ⁓ we have these birds called Sandhill cranes. You guys ever seen those? You'll have to you'll have to you'll have to look those up and you'll have to put those in the video because they're super entertaining birds. They are quite literally up to your waist and they walk around like they own the place like they're because they do they're like endangered and people don't mess with them and a Sandhill crane. Mid Thought Eric: No, never. Producer Mike: Do they enjoy the sandy hills? Mid Thought Eric: Ha Ooh. Producer Mike: What's it called again? Mid Thought Eric: They definitely own that place. Mid Thought Chris: And they just walk around like they own the place because they're they're giant. They when they're flying overhead, it sounds like a freaking pterodactyl is going over top and like that's that's a real bird. Producer Mike: ⁓ my gosh, that's a real bird. Mid Thought Eric: I prefer the yellow-breasted titty. Producer Mike: Holy crap. Mid Thought Chris: There's another one! Are you gonna remember all these? Producer Mike: And mark clip. No, I mark it. I mark it so then I don't have to. If you look at the bottom, there's right next to the stop, it says mark clip. So I hit. Mid Thought Eric: Alright, no more, I'm done. Mid Thought Chris: What do mean you mark it? How do you mark it? Mid Thought Eric: He marked it. He's like, he's like Eric said a word he'd earn. Mid Thought Chris: You say the word Mark? I'm looking at the bottom. Right next to this top. Oh, is that when Eric says something goofy? You'll you'll do that. Mid Thought Eric: I don't see that. Producer Mike: Yeah, yep. I just hit mark clip and then I can come back to it. I see like 12 different markups like what is all this? Here's the... Mid Thought Chris: Eric, you probably shouldn't mess with that. You're going to... Mid Thought Eric: Alright. Mid Thought Chris: What is this? Mid Thought Eric: Alright, I'm done. No more. Can we show singlet pictures or will they get flagged? Mid Thought Chris: That is a sandhill crane that is ⁓ We get those in the neighborhood you can see them all over the place but when those things fly over the sound that they make is pretty wild like Like if you had if you have a sound of one of those or a video that would be super great But I wouldn't expect you to come up with that on short notice. Those things are awesome. I love those things Producer Mike: Here's a... Mid Thought Eric: That looks very large and in charge. Mid Thought Chris: So I don't know about you guys, but I grew up in a really boring area as far as wildlife goes. grew up with like the most exciting thing you see as a Cardinal and or a blue footed. ⁓ Yeah. So having those things around has been pretty fun. So. Mid Thought Eric: Because you lived in the snow. Did you see a lot of penguins? Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ up in... no. Maybe at the zoo. Here we are. Producer Mike: state of New York. Mid Thought Eric: They're only in the South Pole. Producer Mike: Yeah, it's... A soft-pulled elf. You're an angry elf! Mid Thought Eric: He must be a Southpaw elf. Did you see that movie Chris? Mid Thought Chris: Yes, I've seen Eric. I don't know if you're having a hard time remembering how that last episode went, but it wasn't me that was missing a pretty critical movie. It was yourself, my friend. Mid Thought Eric: Mmm, you also never saw, Tropic Thunder in its entirety. That's what I got. ⁓ well there is... ⁓ I don't know. I mean, who knows. Mid Thought Chris: I've seen Tropic Thunder, you keep going back to that and I have seen Tropic Thunder. We've already discussed this, that's all you got. There probably is. Let's try it. Let's give it a shot. Producer Mike: I'm sure there's stuff that you haven't seen, Other than Tropic Thunder. Mid Thought Eric: I'm driving thunder! Mid Thought Chris: Give it a shot, Eric. What else you got? What other sort of like crazy... Producer Mike: Have you ever seen a terminal override? Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ that was a good one. Producer Mike: Yeah, that's classic. I'm really super shocked you haven't seen that Chris. Mid Thought Chris: Terminal override? What's terminal override? Who's in that? Producer Mike: it has Tom Cruise. mean, who hasn't seen a Tom Cruise movie with Terminator? Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ no, no, not Tom Cruise. Wait, was that like, was that like nine, like the mid nineties or something? Mid Thought Chris: Are you terminal? Producer Mike: ⁓ yeah. Yeah, think it was about mid-90s. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, so that was a top cruise. was shoot. What's his name? Robert, Robert Downey Jr. Producer Mike: ⁓ that's right, that's Yeah, terminal override. Mid Thought Chris: Terminal override I'll go check it out. There you go. Eric go off go off. There you go. Let me have it Go off. Let me have it Be shocked Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. That was a classic. I am more mature than that. I am more mature than that. I am more mature than that. ⁓ You stupid idiot! I can't believe you've never seen that! Producer Mike: And who was the female lead on that? She played Mara in the film. Mid Thought Chris: Meryl Streep. Producer Mike: This is Meryl Streep. Mid Thought Eric: No. So wait, that was like the futuristic one where they had like the Oracle network or whatever. Mid Thought Chris: Heidi Klum. Producer Mike: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Oracle like ⁓ begins locking down the entire region under the guise of preventive stabilization. Mid Thought Eric: That's when you got, That's when you got a blockbuster. Mid Thought Chris: What is this, what is this imaginary alleged movie called? Producer Mike: What are you talking about? No, it's called a terminal override. Mid Thought Chris: This alleged movie call that you guys just churned. Mid Thought Eric: The terminal override. Mid Thought Chris: Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Eric: It was really good. I remember it in the mid 90s. Producer Mike: Yeah, I remember it too. Mid Thought Eric: You're a loser if you didn't watch it. Mid Thought Chris: Terminal override. I'm not seeing anything. Producer Mike: Well, it's... Yeah, what are you looking at on? Mid Thought Eric: Well, why don't you get a real search bar? Mid Thought Chris: Are you, ⁓ it's a Tom Cruise movie? Producer Mike: Run run go run duck or whatever. What's up? Mid Thought Eric: No. Go run, Doug. Mid Thought Chris: Who's in it? Producer Mike: No, it was Robert Downey Jr. Mid Thought Eric: Ken did you ever watch that? ⁓ Speaking of Tom Cruise there was that time one of my I'll tell you what a really good movie was when Tom Cruise it was called live die repeat ⁓ And he comes he comes back like every time ⁓ Producer Mike: ⁓ yeah. Yeah. Well, I think that's a day after tomorrow. Mid Thought Eric: No, no, live die repeat is what it's called. Chris, did you see that one? Mid Thought Chris: I think you're making crap up because I'm not seeing a movie called Terminal Override. Mid Thought Eric: No, it's live die repeat is what we're talking about. Mid Thought Chris: No, the previous one of that. There is no movie called Terminal Override. Mid Thought Eric: How do you know? Producer Mike: What are you searching it on? Mid Thought Chris: I don't know, anything, Google, whatever. Mid Thought Eric: Google Well, no No, we're talking it's it's live die repeat is what it is Mid Thought Chris: Terminal override. you? Producer Mike: Are you spelling it right? Mid Thought Chris: No, you said terminal override. You said terminal override. Both of you. Producer Mike: ⁓ that's right. Mid Thought Eric: He was confused. He didn't know what to talk about. Who did? No, live die repeat is what it's called That's a great movie if you didn't see that you're an idiot no, it's really good Yeah that one Yes, it is look up Tom Cruise No, no, no No, the movie is called Producer Mike: No, Tom Cruise starts in live, die, repeat. Mid Thought Chris: Now you're changing, now you're changing your narrative. What, Lib Di Repeat? That's not a movie. You mean Edge of Tomorrow? That's Edge of Tomorrow. Edge of tomorrow. Mid Thought Eric: The movie is called Die Live Repeat. Try that one. Look up Tom Cruise movies. Mid Thought Chris: Nope. Producer Mike: It's right here. Mid Thought Chris: Edge of tomorrow. Mid Thought Eric: No, that's it. Lift that repeat. Over there to the right. Look to the right. Mid Thought Chris: Edge of tomorrow right here. Yeah, that is edge of tomorrow. Producer Mike: We got. Mid Thought Eric: No, to the right. It's a good movie. Mid Thought Chris: I think y'all are making crap up. Mid Thought Eric: It looks really good. I'm serious. I have the DVD down here in my basement. That's it right there on the screen. Look at the screen. Producer Mike: right here, see? Mid Thought Chris: Wrong. Wrong. You sit on a throne of lies. but it's an edge of tomorrow movie. Producer Mike: Live, repeat. Mid Thought Eric: Live Dire Pete. Producer Mike: What are you talking about? don't... It said live right, I repeat on it. Mid Thought Eric: I don't know what that means. It's a really good movie. Mid Thought Chris: But it's an edge of tomorrow movie. Mid Thought Eric: Look, it's this futuristic soldier thing and they go to fight and they're like these aliens, but they're super smart. It's not like ⁓ it's like it depends to aliens. It's like feature aliens. Mid Thought Chris: You What was the one you were trying to say was a movie before that, Robert Downey Jr.? Mid Thought Eric: That's that's what we were thinking of. Mid Thought Chris: So the movie before that you said was an actual, was an alleged movie wasn't an actual movie, was it? Mid Thought Eric: I think we got confused. Producer Mike: No, no that's definitely a movie. Live, repeat. Mid Thought Eric: And just to repeat, there's no edge of tomorrow. Mid Thought Chris: No ⁓ I'm talking terminal override. There's no such thing. I don't think there's Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ Now that was part of... That's part of the Edge of Tomorrow series. Producer Mike: Who said, who said terminal override? Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ What is happening? I don't think that's a movie terminal override does not look like it's a movie Mid Thought Eric: That's part of the Edge of Tomorrow series. You also said Live, Die, Repeat is not a movie and it clearly is. Mid Thought Chris: Live that repeat as part of the Edge of Tomorrow. Mid Thought Eric: So is the other one he was talking about, of um, terminal override. Yeah. No, it's, it's, it's a series. Look, look, there are these movies. Mid Thought Chris: Terminal override? No, you're so full of it. Producer Mike: Alright, that's right. You're right. It wasn't a movie. It's a series. You're very right. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah. Look. No, Edge of Tomorrow is a series. I'm really good. I have a lot of old, I have a lot of old DVDs. Producer Mike: Live Die Repeat was a complete series. Mid Thought Chris: Hey, ⁓ hey Eric, maybe you should sit movies out. Maybe you just shouldn't talk movies anymore. I don't think you're qualified to talk movies. I think you were thinking Minority Report and for some reason it came out Terminal Override. Minority Report it? Producer Mike: That's right, that's right. Mid Thought Eric: No, that movie sucks. Oh, maybe it was that. Yeah, that's part of the Is It Tomorrow stuff, right? Mid Thought Chris: Not at all. Minority Report was a Tom Cruise movie made back in... early 2000s, maybe? Mid Thought Eric: That's close. I said 95. I said I said 2005. Mid Thought Chris: Minority Report. Minority Report is 2002 and has nothing to do with Edge of Tomorrow. Mid Thought Eric: It's like 2005... I was close. Mid Thought Chris: Just like you were close when you said that the Emperor's new groove was like Aladdin, like a... Producer Mike: Yeah, that was atrocious. Mid Thought Eric: I can't believe you never saw that movie, Chris. Loser. Mid Thought Chris: You That was so good. Hey, did we just have a fight? Mid Thought Eric: Alright. You wanna go? You wanna go, bro? You wanna go, bro? Producer Mike: ⁓ Look there's there's a movie poster for for it Yeah Mid Thought Chris: Do you want to go? Are you? Mid Thought Eric: Yes, that's part yes, that's what I was thinking of. Mid Thought Chris: Hey, producer Mike, that looks a heck of a lot like AI, so I don't even want to see that. That is a thousand percent. You just crapped out some. Look, it's even under freaking. It's a picture. Producer Mike: I don't know what you're talking about. Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ all this stuff is AI. lol Producer Mike: What are you talking about? Mid Thought Chris: Who the heck is that? Is that the chick from Walking Dead? That's a hundred percent the chick from Walking Dead. That is not, that is not an actual movie. I did, it's under paint. He's got, he's sharing a screen from his paint. Producer Mike: You Mid Thought Eric: No, no, that is all. Listen, listen, all advertisement is AI. That's how it works. Producer Mike: I don't know. That is... That is, well yeah, it's coming soon. Mid Thought Eric: prove it. he forgot to crop. ⁓ Producer Mike: I mean, ⁓ Mid Thought Chris: It still says edit. mean, you might have fooled Eric. I don't know about me. Producer Mike: What? I did it really? ⁓ Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ Producer Mike forgot to crop. Producer Mike: I forgot to... Mid Thought Eric: Ha! Joke's on you, Chris, because that was my plan. It didn't work, but that was my plan. Producer Mike: But now we have to spend our producer dollars to making terminal override. Mid Thought Eric: Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough Mid Thought Chris: You could probably have it crap out an actual hour and a half long movie, couldn't you? Mid Thought Eric: What is that? What is that? What is that movie? Michael Scott made a threat threat level midnight. And nobody wanted to watch it with him. That's good, Chris. That was good. Michael's corn person, Mike. Hey, it's prison, Mike. When you go to jail, you lose all your privileges. Producer Mike: I don't know actually. Yes, Michael Skarn. Mid Thought Chris: Threat level midnight, yes. Michael, about Michael Skarn. Producer Mike: Michael Scarn, yeah. That's it. Mid Thought Chris: I love how love how producer Mike just went along with your sharing against that's great Mid Thought Eric: He tried. Thank you. ⁓ Next time, let's pick like some random stupid movie that actually exists, but nobody will ever watch. Yeah. So you know, it's the best movie ever. Yeah. Well, we tried to go to a go bro to a go. Producer Mike: I tried. Mid Thought Chris: I mean it was well done. was like Terminal Overdied is not a movie. Producer Mike: you Mid Thought Chris: that actually exists. Producer Mike: Nobody's ever watched a B movie from the 80s. Like you haven't seen that? Mid Thought Chris: That was great. Well done. Do you want to go? Did we just have a fight? Producer Mike: Are we best friends? Do you want a kiss? Mid Thought Eric: All right Let's get into some hey, hey ⁓ Midthought Chris and producer Mike last time we're so much fun. We forgot about the Facebook marketplace posts which ⁓ Not today the last the last episode I had one ready I don't have any more than that So we don't need to spend a lot of time on it, but I do want to get this one out there I want to get this to press Mid Thought Chris: Do you have some more of those today? Mmm. Producer Mike: when we pull it up. Mid Thought Chris: to the press. Producer Mike: to find it. Mid Thought Eric: to the press ⁓ So here are some things that I've here are some things that I've seen well just one thing admittedly Because I have I want to go heavy on the news again. There's a lot in the news Mid Thought Chris: I'm excited. and mail. Do you say Edm- Edmiddly? That was great. What do we have here? Oof. Mid Thought Eric: Admittedly and the mittens admittance admittance Lee Hmm here we go, it's too small. I can't see it Producer Mike: Hold on. Was that better? Mid Thought Eric: Yep, thank you for bringing it closer All right, we have You're right myth I Chris look at this thing for sale Mid Thought Chris: you You Is it still the thing that's too small? Do you get that often? Alright, enhance, enhance, enhance. Alright, you can zoom out. Is it like a blue-footed booby? Mid Thought Eric: It's too small, I can't see it. Producer Mike: You can't see it now? Mid Thought Eric: Yes. All right. I have a I have a brand new crossbow. I bought a brand new. All right. We have stuff for that. I have a brand new crossbow that I bought, but I never used it. Mark that. I never used it. Still in box. I have arrows. I got I paid. Producer Mike: I tried to zoom in. Enhance. Mid Thought Chris: Mark! Mid Thought Eric: Over 400 for it I'm asking 240th's Knive. Mid Thought Chris: What? I have so many questions. What is this? Producer Mike: Knive. It's Knive. Mid Thought Eric: I don't know what that means. There's no punctuation, but it's a picture of socks. Producer Mike: Do do do do do do Mid Thought Chris: UGH! Those socks look like they've seen some things. Mid Thought Eric: So this is in Hagerstown, Maryland, you can get a crossbow that looks like three sets of socks. Producer Mike: Unmatched socks mind you. Mid Thought Chris: Where's the crossbow? Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ So I will I will say admittedly ⁓ I will say that I read I read some of the comments and The person yes, they are ⁓ To protect identities. I do not include them in this post but ⁓ The person who was selling this said that they can't actually post a weapon Because it'll get taken down if they put a picture so it was socks Mid Thought Chris: Where's the crossbow? Are they gold? Mm-hmm. So they went with kid socks. Mid Thought Eric: but a very descriptive ⁓ advertisement of the weapon you're actually going to get with a picture of socks. Producer Mike: Bye! Mid Thought Chris: A crossbow that he brought, a crossbow that he brought, not bought. So where did he bring the crossbow? Producer Mike: Cross bro. Mid Thought Eric: Alright, I'm gonna read this one more time for the audience. Mid Thought Chris: And why did he, okay, why did he get paid for it? He paid for it? Somebody paid him to take the crossbow and now he's asking the twin. Mid Thought Eric: No, it says he it says he paid it says I paid over 400 for Mid Thought Chris: I got you. I have arrows. got I paid. OK, I got paid. I missed I missed that extra eye there. That's that's on me. That's my fault. I will own I will own my own ⁓ mistakes here. That's that's that's what we do. Mid Thought Eric: Alright, I'm gonna read I'm gonna try to I'm gonna read this I'm gonna I'm gonna try to read this one time It happens to best of us. Producer Mike: You have cross bros on your mind. Mid Thought Eric: Alright, so, ⁓ just for everybody's edification, edification, ⁓ I'm gonna try to read, I'm gonna read, I'm gonna attempt to read this as it's written with no punctuation or grammar or anything else, okay? Ready? ⁓ Seizure! Mid Thought Chris: Edification. I like that. That's great. Huh. Do it. Deep breath. Producer Mike: Hahaha! Mid Thought Eric: Okay, here we go. Taking a deep breath. I have a brand new crossbow I brought but never used. Still in box, I have arrows. I got, I paid over 400 for it. I'm asking 240, it's Knive. Mid Thought Chris: You What's a knife? Mid Thought Eric: I think it's supposed to be nice. Mid Thought Chris: What's a knife? Producer Mike: It could either be nice, new, or knife. Knife. Mid Thought Chris: Huh. Mid Thought Eric: Well, Knife would have an extra K, but we're not going to assume that they know that. Producer Mike: Yeah, you can add a K onto it. Mid Thought Chris: I'm not I'm not I'm not gonna I'm not gonna count on this individual spelling prowess ⁓ If he's putting socks up there in lieu of a crossbow Mid Thought Eric: Hehehehehe Yeah, so they can't they can't put the actual picture it'll get taken down as a weapon You can't sell weapons on Facebook marketplace, but you can describe the weapon and put socks up and it's it's all good It's knife Yes All right Thank you. That's all I have for Facebook marketplace Mid Thought Chris: I know. Right. It's knife. That weapon is knife. Very knife. Producer Mike: Very nice. Very nice. How much? Mid Thought Chris: Thank you for coming to Eric's TED Talk. Mid Thought Eric: Hey, that was a pretty good reading of that wasn't it? Yeah, I took a deep breath. I was like I gotta do this whoo Yeah for sure Mid Thought Chris: That was good. I don't know how else to read that. That was a... Yeah, that's a lot. That was definitely a lot. All right. A little bit of news and a whole lot of nonsense. Let's go. Mid Thought Eric: And it's a little bit of news and all that nonsense. Mid Thought Chris: I like that theme song there, Myth on Eric. Mid Thought Eric: We should, we should. Hey, Mythocris, I heard you have a recording of me singing to you in opera. No, no, that is a paid, you have to buy us a coffee for that. Mid Thought Chris: Ooh, are we doing, are we doing that right now? No? You gotta buy a coffee for that. What if I just wanted to give it to the people? What if I wanted to give the people? What if I wanted to give them a taste? a... Mid Thought Eric: Yes. mmmm ⁓ Mid Thought Chris: What if, what if I just want to taste what it tastes like? Mid Thought Eric: It was in the spirit of Mark Tramonte who does Sinatra. Mid Thought Chris: He does, his voice is just lovely. Mid Thought Eric: Which was what my voice was, right? It was lovely. Mid Thought Chris: It was indeed. Mid Thought Eric: Alright, so this is a voicemail left to you. Mid Thought Chris: And if you want more you need to buy Erica coffee for his troubles You get the whole thing We will DM that to you He has ideas Mid Thought Eric: Ummm... Yes. Yes, and then you get the whole thing. ⁓ we will dm that to you We'll slide into your dms ⁓ He has ideas Yes, like ken back there Yes Producer Mike: Send me that please. Mid Thought Chris: He gets ideas when he looks at you. He gets ideas when he looks at you. Little Ken, little Ken. There it is. So good. A little bit of news. Here we go. Mid Thought Eric: Alright, buy us a coffee and you get the get the falsetto You get the crescendo and you get the vibrato and you get all the stuff Mid Thought Chris: He says send that to me, please. Now if I can figure out how to send that, will remind me, producer Mike, and I'll send that to you. Yeah, but it's in a text message format, you know what saying? Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Just share it. Hit the share button. Like the little arrow. Yeah. I know what you're saying, but just share it to them in text. You gotta get these guys. Mid Thought Chris: You think so? Alright. Mid Thought Eric: There should be a shareable option. Even though Mid-Tite, actually, Producer Mike is green in all of our stuff. And he ruins my surveys. My surveys are ruined because Mr. Android, Producer Mike, ⁓ doesn't get surveys apparently. Mid Thought Chris: Yes. Ruined! See if you can, I doubt that's gonna allow him on that, but hey, yeah, give that a shot. Producer Mike, we've got some news, we've got some nonsense, let's have it. Is this, this looks like Mythod Eric. Mid Thought Eric: Night. ⁓ here we go. This is my Little League baseball team right here. Mid Thought Chris: This... that looks an awful lot like a protein. What are you what are you saying? Mid Thought Eric: But it is called a basis clearing ground nut to shortstop. Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ boy, who do we have here? Who are the teams? Mid Thought Eric: I think it's Pirates and Nationals. The best... No, the world's lost. 17 to 1! Mid Thought Chris: Are you sure that's not the Orioles? The Orioles lost. It's a football scorer. Mid Thought Eric: You can't get one in football. Mid Thought Chris: You can't get one of football, Eric. Mid Thought Eric: But 12 to 4 is a football score. Clearly it was 12 to 4. Mid Thought Chris: 12 to four. Alright, what do we got? and yoink and out to shortstop ⁓ does he get him Mid Thought Eric: Nope, he bounced it. So, ⁓ no, no, all the runs came around. Mid Thought Chris: He didn't get him at second? Are you sure? It looked like he got him at second. Mid Thought Eric: Producer mic gets very small again. This is a problem I keep having. ⁓ was a basis, look at that, basis clearing ground out to short stop is what this is called. Mid Thought Chris: Can we rewind that? know Facebook is a little weird with that. don't like it. Okay, so it looks like. It looked like he got there a second though, didn't he? Mid Thought Eric: Nope, he didn't get him. He caught him safe. Mid Thought Chris: Okay, Eric, don't you think he... It looked like he... Mid Thought Eric: That's not the point of the story. point of the story is this is what I coach every day. Look, watch this. Look, he throws it in the ground. Mid Thought Chris: This is what you coach every day. look at that. OK, I want to see that again. He's out. He's out at second. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, it went It went into the ground. He never had control of the ball He the ball was nowhere near he didn't have a control Nope No, because the ball was ⁓ Mid Thought Chris: He is 100 % out at second. He has to be. He touched the... He's out. Mid Thought Eric: Negative. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, very, uh, that's borderline. don't Mid Thought Eric: He's safe. and he immediately spiked the ball into the dirt. Mid Thought Chris: into the dirt and then everyone else scores. ⁓ that's that's so good. A triple that was a ground out that was a grounding to a double play, actually. Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: Hehehehe It was like a triple that wasn't a triple. Yeah. Basis clearing, ground out the shortstop is what that one's called. Mid Thought Chris: That looked like he was out. You know what saying? could... Baseball's dead. It is dead. It is dead. No, because this whole thing and you got like umpires that are getting like 20 % of the calls right and... ⁓ Mid Thought Eric: Hmm. Well, we have you can challenge and the challenge should not withstand. Yeah. The baseball. Why? Because the Mets suck now. Is that why? Yeah. I say you just either have vampires or make it all AI ⁓ robots. You need baseball robots. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, I think it's just I think it's weird how you can be like I Think it's weird how you can like the umpires can still be right like 40 % of the time But if you happen to challenge on the right time, they could be corrected Look if we have the technology to make it right all the time. What are we doing? Why are we watching this thing that like could? Mid Thought Eric: That'll ruin the game because we have history, we have tradition, ⁓ and we must abide by that. ⁓ And we've always had human air, and if we take the game of human air out of ⁓ human element, out of the game, ⁓ it just will be different. So my thought, Chris, the Mets suck. Mid Thought Chris: history and tradition. I like how soft you're talking Eric because you're like soothing me right now. But I will say some other things that were like some some some other things were were based out of like tradition and history. And that was like let's see they used to put cocaine in soda. They used to put like you know they. Mid Thought Eric: So the Red Sox. Maybe they still shed. Mid Thought Chris: you know, used to put heroin and painkillers like all this other stuff. Yeah, actually, that's not a good example because maybe they still should. All right. Mid Thought Eric: Maybe this still should. Yeah. All the bats all the bats must be still wooden because all the records all the records You don't want to hear me keep talking like that Look look We got us we got to keep using yes heroin is definitely an E. Hey flag that That's only 52 flags so far Mid Thought Chris: I would draw. I would draw. I would draw my objection. Bring back the heroin. Is that going to get an E? Is that going to get an E? Flag it. Now that I hate this is probably not good if now we know that we can just flag something and we can say whatever we want. Only in Florida. I hate when you do this, Eric, because this could this be anywhere. This is this producer Mike. Mid Thought Eric: That wasn't me. I didn't do it. I'm innocent and I also did not make up that movie. Mid Thought Chris: Is this producer Mike? Producer Mike, is this you? Or is this me? Mid Thought Eric: That was a real movie. This is me. Producer Mike: That's yours, Chris. Mid Thought Chris: Alright, sweet, let's let's get into it. Let's get into it. Alright, what do we got? Let's let's see here. Is it the caption? I can't read the captions. It's too small. Alright, what we have here is yeah, type that and put that in the chat for me so I can see it. Mid Thought Eric: You blame me! you Yeah, it's too small for you too, isn't it? Only in Florida. We clearly have a highway crash. I see a of smoke. Now you remember it. What did you say? Two weeks ago? Yes, it's great. No. Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ yes, ⁓ this is so great. I love this so much. I remember this now. It took me a second. Eric, Eric, are you watching this? Do you know what this is? So this is a Florida man who is fleeing police in a deep fryer. So this is a mullet wearing legend who is leading police on a highway chase in a motorized deep fryer. Mid Thought Eric: Hahaha! Hmm. Mid Thought Chris: the Broward County he ⁓ really said, hold my sweet tea. Hang on, I'll tell ya. Hold my sweet tea. Like that's a heck of a way to get around. I you can just fry up some french fries if you're hungry. Mid Thought Eric: Where's Broward County? Is that Jacksonville? ⁓ my sweet tea. How do you do that? Like, that's weird, right? I think of Little Rascals right now. Mid Thought Chris: What do mean? Tell me more. Mid Thought Eric: Like when the little rascals built their little ⁓ car things and raced everywhere. Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ but that's a... this is a deep fryer though. ⁓ Mid Thought Eric: I know this is way better. Mid Thought Chris: Broward County is down near Miami, Fort Lauderdale, all that down there. Yeah, away on a deep fryer. How awesome is that? Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ mm-hmm. Yeah. So did the deep fryer enter, like, the deep, was, was the fried? Producer Mike: Is that real? Mid Thought Chris: Is that real? Do I know if that's real? No, I do not. But did I send it to you? Of course I did. I don't know if it is. It's about as real as whatever the heck the name of that movie that you sent over was. That had a video. Producer Mike: That has to be AI. I was like, I'm looking at this like... Mid Thought Eric: How about our movie? Our movie was real. as fake news. Producer Mike: It's Hey, there was a movie poster, what can I tell you? I don't know what to tell you Mid Thought Eric: Clearly, it... Producer Mike: It's real. It's real to me. Mid Thought Eric: No. ⁓ So what were they were they using the deep fryer to energy like to propel the car? Like was that their gas, the oil? Mid Thought Chris: I don't know. But I think it's really real. Producer Mike: It's renewable. Mid Thought Eric: Because it was fake, so who knows what it was. Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ Yes, there is a real documented incident in which a man in Broward County, was seen driving a motorized deep fryer during a police chase. So more real than that poster is what I'll say. Producer Mike: It's real to me, dammit. Mid Thought Eric: Take that That poster ⁓ it came straight from Yeah, it came straight from Universal Studios it was real Yeah, you know Tom Cruise Producer Mike: don't know that video. We're gonna watch this over again. Mid Thought Chris: It was real. Yeah, this co-pilot says that according to the viral video and news covers, man described as a mullet wearing legend was allegedly involved in a high speed pursuit with law enforcement. The footage shows him operating a deep fryer on the road, which has led to the story being labeled as Florida man chaos, blah, blah, blah, blah. That is real. Producer Mike: Where did that go? Mid Thought Eric: Mmm. Producer Mike: Watch this video. Mid Thought Chris: So there. Mid Thought Eric: I never doubted you because it's Florida after all and I. Mid Thought Chris: Thank you, buddy. Boom! There's absolutely way. Producer Mike: Look at that, there's no way! There's no way! Look at this, he hits the car and then up, plinko, now we all start driving again. Mid Thought Eric: is Yeah, that looks that looks sus. That's sus. Producer Mike: Police cars are not pursuing. That motorcycle goes through the other police car. Real life mullet wearing driver. Can you even call it a driver at that point? Mid Thought Chris: That's 100 % real. Mid Thought Eric: That looks sus. Myth that Chris, you cannot share fake news to a little bit of news, cause then... Mid Thought Chris: I'm not sharing fake news. That's the one that co-pilot links. This video right here that I sent you. So if AI says it's true, it must be true. Producer Mike: Fact news. Mid Thought Eric: SS. You have a AI. Producer Mike: It must be true. You're right. I can't argue with AI. Mid Thought Chris: Dude, how is that thing going that fast? Did he fashion that together? Mid Thought Eric: It doesn't even look, doesn't even look like it hits that fast. Like it looks like it's crawling. Producer Mike: I think it's a... I think it's a segue. Mid Thought Chris: Did he build it? Do think he built that or is that like, where else would you find a motorized deep fryer? Producer Mike: I mean that's a wing stop and go. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, you have to build it. We stop. That thing is custom. That's Taylor, Taylor made. Producer Mike: You Mid Thought Chris: Do you like I never worked at McDonald's, but are those things motorized? Like the fries, not traditionally. This guy with the mullets like hold my Natty light. I'm going for a ride. Mid Thought Eric: No. Producer Mike: Not... not traditionally. Yeah, nighty light for sure or keystone Yeah nighty light top shelf at his house Mid Thought Eric: Hehehehe Mid Thought Chris: At best. Mid Thought Eric: Keystone, yeah. Mid Thought Chris: Yes. If he wants to splurge. Mid Thought Eric: Yep, that's it. Mid Thought Chris: All right, producer Mike. Ooh, California man. Not me. Mid Thought Eric: Ooh, here we go. It's not Florida for once. So yeah, California man was arrested. Producer Mike: You can take a seat Chris Mid Thought Chris: Yeah we have an Eric Kelly chat up next to that post. Eric sent him some pictures, get it out. Producer Mike: what was that? Mid Thought Eric: Get that out there. We're not doing that. Singlet's sing it's again if you want to see those pictures you had to pay Producer Mike: Singlets are coming. Mid Thought Chris: You gotta pay. Producer Mike already paid. Producer Mike: Yeah, I'm the second subscriber. Mid Thought Eric: So so this guy ⁓ this guy apparently bought a whole lot of Legos and Tried to return them all ⁓ with things like ⁓ Raw spaghetti noodles pasta noodles Like q-tips all sorts of stuff anyways, it was thirty four thousand dollars worth Mid Thought Chris: Huh. What the heck? Producer Mike: That's a lot of Legos. Mid Thought Chris: What? Tell me, I'm confused. So he tried to return. Mid Thought Eric: Yes, he was swapping. He was swapping Lego sets with pasta. Mid Thought Chris: He tried to- So he put the pasta in the box that once had the Legos in it. Mid Thought Eric: Yes. Yes. Producer Mike: the pasta in the Lego box and put them all together. Mid Thought Chris: So he tried, but he kept the Legos because he wanted to play with the Legos. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, I guess or he sold him Producer Mike: Enhance, enhance. Mid Thought Chris: Enhance, enhance. So there's pasta in those. Mid Thought Eric: Bye-bye. Producer Mike: I don't know, there's some Legos in there. Mid Thought Eric: No, I think those are actual Legos. don't the picture that pictured. Yeah, that picture doesn't really match with the story, but the comments are great. Look at the comments. It says, can you imagine telling the other inmates your story? Mid Thought Chris: So... Producer Mike: Oh is this the ones that are covered? Mid Thought Chris: Hmm. What are you in for? Lego crime? Producer Mike: How'd you get in here? What are you in for? I killed my mother. What about you? It was an impasta. Impasta Lego. Mid Thought Eric: So it wasn't Lego brand he was returning. It was impasta. Look at that one. Mama look, there was no Millennium Falcon inside as promised, but it made you a nice $300 spaghetti. ⁓ Yeah, so how you can't make that up, right? Mid Thought Chris: But I made you a... That is great. Producer Mike: $300 spaghetti. Pasta la vista, baby. Mid Thought Chris: Ha ha ha. No. California sounds about right. Mid Thought Eric: I mean, that's pretty crazy to put raw like raw noodles inside the packets. But for 34, I mean, Legos are expensive. They really are. But for 34,000 for just returns, that's next level. That's pretty good. Mid Thought Chris: They are. They really are. We we bought a ceiling fan from Kmart as a Christmas gift and it turned out to be a broken Budweiser neon light From Kmart is that even a store anymore For all you youngins out there Kmart used to be a store that we used to go to if you were under a certain socioeconomic status ⁓ Mid Thought Eric: From Kmart. No. Producer Mike: You No, don't think so. Mid Thought Eric: They're done. Yeah, it was Walmart before Walmart existed and it was like a fifth of the size. Maybe even like a tenth. I don't know, but yeah. Producer Mike: They had the blue light special. Mid Thought Chris: That is so true. Yeah, so true. I don't know about you, but I wasn't too thrilled when my mom was like, hey, we have to go to Kmart. I don't know about you guys. Mid Thought Eric: I was like, we're not going to be able to find anything we actually want. And then Walmart came along and said, wow, they have everything. can get it. Yeah. And all their buildings were getting torn down. ⁓ this must be you, Mitt Ducre, the drummer. Mid Thought Chris: No, not at all. Kmart was like we have this one little thing that I have a coupon for. We need to go check it out. ⁓ jeez, mom. It's like Chuck E Cheese. Yeah, can we can we copy and paste that one? This is good. I love I love these. These I've seen a couple of these so far. I think they know my style. But the I think the caption says something to the effect of at no point did I know what the next word was going to be. Right. So. ⁓ So let's see. Mid Thought Eric: You gotta make it bigger for him. Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ Okay, this is... ⁓ What is going on here? Why are they giving me all this? Mid Thought Eric: Only in Jacksonville. Which is in Florida. Mid Thought Chris: Okay, okay, that captions ridiculous. All right, so the so the caption on here is at no point did I know what the next word would be. And it says only in Jacksonville and is a mugshot of a young woman and it says, who breathe ⁓ Florida woman has been accused of entering the penguin enclosure to teach them to tap dance using a live alligator as her partner. Producer Mike: Is that the right thing? Mid Thought Chris: Jacksonville, Florida, PD stated she was also dressed as a pineapple. So do I believe any of that to be true? I don't know, but it's really funny. Producer Mike: It's from the WXYZ7 News. It has to be. Mid Thought Chris: I mean you could have superimposed the logo over top of that social media thing, right? Could you have done that? What do you think? Producer Mike: ⁓ Probably. You could make that. Definitely. Mid Thought Chris: Probably. You can probably make that. But either way, I love these things ⁓ like the caption of at no point did I know at no point did I know what the next word was going to be is always great. Like you're always in for a treat. ⁓ Daily Warpick, Daddy Warpick. That dude deserves that deserves a shout out for sure. And I mean, this lady looks somewhat this this lady looks ⁓ kind of normal. This. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, great. Producer Mike: But did we gloss over his name? Daddy War Pig? Mid Thought Eric: Daddy War Peg. Mid Thought Chris: The writing over there on the right is kind of dumb. That's a little bit much. But yeah, you certainly kept you guessing. You have no idea what is coming next. Dressed as a pineapple. Mid Thought Eric: No, no, ⁓ Yeah, that's that's almost like the the squirrel king in the tree or whatever that was. Mid Thought Chris: Squirrel King. That one was great. That lady looked like a squirrel king. ⁓ Producer Mike: Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: Nope. ⁓ Florida. Who's this? Producer Mike? Mid Thought Chris: Is this me? ⁓ boy. ⁓ boy. I sent producer Mike a lot, unfortunately. ⁓ I don't know. We're about to find out. ⁓ The caption on this is Florida man says that three syringes found in his rectum during strip search aren't his. Just classic. Producer Mike: This is Chris again. He's on a roll. Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ Is rec- is rec- I'm a thing we can say. And the picture is a close up on his face that looks like he's enjoying the strip search. Just so you Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ It ⁓ get a little to the left a little to the left. There's one more. A Clearwater man is facing multiple charges after deputies say contraband was discovered during intake at the Pinellas County jail. According to an arrest affidavit, allegedly Scott was taken allegedly Producer Mike: Hahaha like, are you guys gonna go back to it after this picture? Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, right there, you got it. You got it. There's one more. There's one more. There's one more there. You got it. Mmm. Mmm. Mid Thought Chris: into custody on a alleged drug charge and brought to the alleged jail where a strip search was conducted allegedly in the receiving area allegedly. During the search, allegedly, deputies say allegedly three surges were discovered from his rectum. Scott maintained they were not his allegedly. Authorities noted allegedly that he had already been searched allegedly in the field and Mid Thought Eric: Good job with that Chris Producer Mike: allegedly. We're hitting those allegedlys. Mid Thought Chris: Warned about the consequences of bringing hidden items into the facility allegedly He now faces several charges including felony possession of contraband and detention Facility I want to know What do I want to know? I don't really want to know anything about this but ⁓ how Just how and what are the long-term damages that could Have taken place Producer Mike: You Mid Thought Eric: Mm-hmm. Hmm. And what is that expression on his face? Go ahead, keep searching. Mid Thought Chris: And what is that expression on his face other than sheer joy? That is... Producer Mike: That's contentment. I have arrived. Yes, you have found my secret prison locker stash. Mid Thought Eric: Keep searching. Mid Thought Chris: That is contentment. That is the spot right there. Mid Thought Eric: To be that comfortable with that area in your body where you can just hide stuff or say, don't mind if they keep looking. ⁓ Yeah, I don't know. Producer Mike: A little to the left and you'll find the secret. Mid Thought Chris: Hehehehehe Cool. Just keep digging. A syringe. It's not even like it's I mean, it doesn't say it or not, but I would have to imagine it's in a baggie of some sort, right? I would hope because otherwise a syringe is the needle still on the syringe? Is the needle still on the syringe? I don't really want to know, but I'm kind of curious. Is the needle still on the syringe? Producer Mike: and the more you. I would hope. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Producer Mike: because how can you insert it without you're either poking yourself going in or coming out? Mid Thought Eric: Hehehehe Hmm Producer Mike: Do they typically put caps on it? I don't think so. Mid Thought Eric: Not at that point. No. Mid Thought Chris: I don't know. Producer Mike: No, I mean, the point's either going in or coming out one of the way. Mid Thought Chris: He's so... ⁓ Is he exit only or is he ⁓ whatever floats? mean based on the expression on his face he's kind of... he seems like he's he's like down for whatever. Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ I said that at that point. No. He's down for whatever. Producer Mike: Yeah, the more you stare at the picture, he's like staring into our souls. It's making me uneasy. Mid Thought Chris: He really is saying put a put a fourth one in there big boy. ⁓ Syringe, syringe, syringe. Fourth wall. He's staring through the fourth wall right now. I don't like it. Mid Thought Eric: He's like, go ahead and try. Go ahead and do it. Producer Mike: It's like, yeah, yeah, I put it in there. What's it to ya? Mid Thought Eric: The what Chris? Producer Mike: The fourth wall, looking at you. Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ man. Producer Mike: I feel like I'm the next thing that's going to be found up his rectum. Mid Thought Chris: Please no. Mid Thought Eric: I'm telling you, look, look, hey, do you remember that, um, that technology that goes with the Mona Lisa where she's looking at you in the memory, you know, Producer Mike: That sounded really good. Mid Thought Chris: I know what you're saying. Mid Thought Eric: Well, that's the same thing with his eyes. Yeah. No matter where you go, he's going to look at you. Producer Mike: ⁓ my gosh. Okay. I'm creeped out. I'm not going to sleep tonight. Yeah, I did too. I was going back and forth. Mid Thought Chris: Holy crap, you're right! I just did, Eric, I literally just did this. It's the same thing. His eyes followed you. I didn't like it. Mid Thought Eric: Yes, the Mona Lisa, it's the same thing. His eyes are going to follow you. I got you. I got you syringe for you. Oh, here we go. New a little bit of news and more news. So. Producer Mike: We're jumping off of that. I got the creepies. I got the creepies. Mid Thought Chris: Fourth syringe. What's that? You like this 1440 account, don't you? Mid Thought Eric: This is my second one tonight. Yes. ⁓ Well, they share funny stuff. All right. So. No, no. The real Columbia. Yeah. So here's the here is the bluff. Here's the bluff of this. No. No, maybe. I don't know. Here's. Will his eyes. Will these hippo eyes follow you wherever you go? Mid Thought Chris: Hmm. ⁓ boy. Is this Columbia, South Carolina, or is this Columbia, Columbia? Ooh, Pablo Escobar, Columbia. Producer Mike: Can you read that? No, Colombia is in the country. Mid Thought Chris: Is this where the guy got his syringes from? Producer Mike: You Mid Thought Chris: Are you sure? Probably. Let's be honest. Producer Mike: Probably. Mid Thought Chris: Are those hippo eyes following you? I'm going from side to side. They're stagnant. Mid Thought Eric: No, no, they're All right, so the the title of this article is squirt out a little bit that's not the title Yeah, Columbia moves to reduce hippo population linked to Pablo Escobar All right, so the bluff okay the bluff no, the bluff is Mid Thought Chris: Why? Leave those hippos alone! Are they not ⁓ native? Mid Thought Eric: Are we not gonna say anything about bluff? Like why am I saying bluff? The... the... Hey, I wanna foot stomp this, okay? ⁓ You wanna go? You wanna go? You wanna go, bro? You wanna go? Alright, look! They're these hippos! Alright, back in the 1980s, ⁓ if you ever watched Narcos or Netflix, great series. Mid Thought Chris: Bottom line up front, shut up. Did we just fight? Did we just have a fight? Because we were about to have a... Yes, we did. Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Eric: Pablo Escobar. Mid Thought Chris: mean, romanticize is a massive drug kingpin that killed millions, maybe not millions, but thousands, but whatever. Maybe not, maybe not millions. Not, not, not millions, but maybe millions. Hey. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, but look what happened it didn't romanticize it was a documentary Not not look look he this drug lord in Colombia rolled the world. Okay, and he said Producer Mike: you Mid Thought Chris: Producer Mike, how many people do you think Pablo Escobar inadvertently killed? Mid Thought Eric: How about just advertently, at least 9,000? Mid Thought Chris: Advertantly. Producer Mike: Probably still killing some currently. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, I mean some of those, yeah some of that. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, because of these hippos, these hippos are killing them. Yeah. So, ⁓ there was this, all right. So Pablo Escobar said, I am the, king of the world. And he had, he had a moat around his palace. Okay. And in the moat, he had three hippo, ⁓ female hippos and one male hippo. Producer Mike: That's true. Mid Thought Chris: All right, tell me more about these hippos. Let them live. Yep. Yep, yep, yep. Mid Thought Eric: Alright, so what do you think happens when one male hippo gets with three female hippos? So this was like a month ago, they had... So those hippos reproduced, reproduced, reproduced. Mid Thought Chris: I don't know, but that's going to get us another E. Producer Mike: We're entering E rated territory. The birds and the bees with Eric. Mid Thought Chris: When a mommy hippo and a daddy hippo love each other. They do a bunch of blow because they live on Pablo Escobar's facility It's a cookie Producer Mike: It's like the cocaine sharks and the cocaine bear, but it's a cocaine hippo. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, so... ⁓ Yeah, but these things kept reproducing to the point that they were an invasive species. Producer Mike: except for the just having Mid Thought Chris: I how long, eventually if you're doing too much blow you can't reproduce anymore. How much, mean, anyway continue I'm sorry I derailed. Mid Thought Eric: I don't know so so they're an invasive species and there were over 3,000 of them They came from that three or four ⁓ Read it out loud. I can't see it Mid Thought Chris: Dude, look at that first comment. Euthanizing is easy, but not always the answer. The hippos didn't do this. It's not their fault. Tranquilize them, get a crane, put them on a cargo ship, transport them back to their native environment, use whatever money that was seized from Escobar and use it to relocate them. Every animal on this earth has a purpose because, you know, there's tons of money that was seized from Escobar that's still available. Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ yes. Nope, he burned it all. Mid Thought Chris: I'm sure. I'm sure there's still money. I'm not sure. I'm losing. This person lost me, but yeah. Producer Mike: Well, and also to mention that. Mid Thought Eric: So did you watch that series? Mid Thought Chris: Yes, yeah, I enjoyed it. was good. I thought that the actor that portrayed ⁓ Escobar was incredible. Producer Mike, what were you going to say? Mid Thought Eric: It was awesome. Yes. Yeah. Producer Mike: I was gonna say it says the native environment these hippos were born in Colombia So their native environment is Colombia. They were born there. So actually take them back to Africa I feel like it would be more damaging to them Mid Thought Eric: Yes. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, right, right. Yeah, I mean I I kind of get the sentiment of what is being communicated about like hey they're they're typically not from that region of the world. ⁓ But yeah they're not native to anywhere other than that. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, he had a lot of exotic creatures like he had his own little zoo. Yeah, but these things, ⁓ yeah, they were they were considered invasive and they tried Columbia tried to have like a controlled hunt of them. So you could like go hunt a hippo or whatever. ⁓ And it was it still didn't work like they kept reproducing more and more. Mid Thought Chris: Dude, he had like zebras and crap, right? Some lions. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Ooh, that person has an interesting concept. How about doing a vasectomy on the male and let them be? Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ well you can't let them be. Mid Thought Chris: tricolize the hippo chop off his meh and just let him be Producer Mike: Yer a good snip snip. Mid Thought Eric: Hmm Producer Mike: eliminate the testosterone and then just let them go hog wild literally Mid Thought Chris: Right. Literally Anyway, that's ⁓ that's an interesting one. So how many did it say there was total now? Is there 80? Producer Mike: Literally. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Like I think no it I thought it said over 300 or 3,000 I forget Mid Thought Chris: 300 is that really considered invasive at that point? Producer Mike: 200 Mid Thought Eric: It was 200. That's a lot. Mid Thought Chris: 200? What's considered invasive? Producer Mike: And they want to kill 80. Mid Thought Eric: They started at four. allegedly. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, allegedly. Nice. Producer Mike: I mean... Mid Thought Eric: Hehe. Producer Mike: Wouldn't it be anything over one would be invasive because they don't belong. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, ⁓ cause they don't belong there. Yeah. Just like iguanas that I saw were native to Florida and didn't cause that much problems. They are. Mid Thought Eric: So from the beginning. Those things are invasive. Producer Mike: Spotted lantern flies in Pennsylvania. Invasive. Squish and kill on sight. Mid Thought Chris: Really? Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, squish them. Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: What are those? Where are those from? Producer Mike: China. Mid Thought Eric: China. It's pronounced China. Yeah. China. Producer Mike: China. China. Mid Thought Chris: Figures. Figures. Producer Mike: They came over on a storage container and then they just, they just like rabbits or hippos just started repopulating. That's true. That's, that's more Pennsylvania pertinent. Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ Mid Thought Chris: Figures. Mmm. Mid Thought Eric: No, they're like sheet stores. Mid Thought Chris: I mean that's true. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: That is true. Dude, has it already been ⁓ an hour and four minutes? Golly. Producer Mike, you need to get your beauty sleep. should... Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: Hmm we did a lot we did hippos Producer Mike: hour and four minutes. Time flies when you're having fun. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, this was fun. Producer Mike: Beauty sleeps, smoothie sleeps. That's what energy drinks are for. Mid Thought Chris: I'll drink to that. What's your, ⁓ what's your energy drink of choice, producer Mike? Currently. Mid Thought Eric: That's what Baja Blaster 4. Producer Mike: So currently, it's a little Navy, but I like the Red Bull Peach. Mid Thought Chris: What? Time out. Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ hold on, hold on, hold on. I can do better. I can do better. Mid Thought Chris: Time out. Rewind. What did you mean? It's a little Navy. Producer Mike: Yeah Because the can is pink. Hey! Mid Thought Chris: You said, hey. Mid Thought Eric: No, I have a better one. My favorite is the Red Bull Sugar Free, of course. The Wild Berry one, which is like the bright pink. Producer Mike: the answer of it. ⁓ the pink. It actually says pink on it. Pink edition. Mid Thought Eric: Yes, it's wild berries. That's, I don't care. That's, that's the best thing. Mid Thought Chris: It does! Why did they tell you that it's pink? Producer Mike: That's high. Mid Thought Eric: because it's, I don't know, effeminate maybe. Mid Thought Chris: Why did they do that? Come on Red Bull. We don't... Producer Mike: Pink edition. Well, that is like a very like women apparently, according to my wife who works with a lot of women, is the drink of choice is the pink edition. So. Mid Thought Eric: Hmm. Mid Thought Chris: I like how you set the stage here and really set up the stage for your expertise. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. I love it. Those are the best. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care what anybody says. And they're in their slim cans. They're like they're like little slim cans. Producer Mike: Ha ha. I don't care, I like it. I like it a lot. Mid Thought Chris: Have you ever had first form? Producer Mike: Yeah. ⁓ yes, I have actually. Long time ago. Yeah, they're pretty tasty. Mid Thought Chris: Delicious, delicious. Mid Thought Eric: But you didn't see that movie we saw. Mid Thought Chris: What that imaginary one. Free dilator. Oh, that's so good. All right. Pink Red Bull and first form. All right, my friends. I don't know about you. That's all the brain cells I've got. He's shot. All right. He's producer Mike. He's Eric. I'm Chris. Mid Thought Eric: No, as of tomorrow, the series. Producer Mike: Live free die die later Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ here's the pink red bull. Producer Mike: Peach. Mid Thought Eric: Cheers. Minor shot. Mid Thought Chris: Thanks for stopping by, that's all the brain cells we've got. Until next week, see y'all later. Mid Thought Eric: Peace. Peace out. Mid Thought Chris: Ha ha!