Latest / Rather Be Rotting / 52 - Below Deck Med, Big Brother, The Valley, MAFS, RHOL, RHOA, RHOC, 90 Day Fiance Last Resort, and 90 Day Fiance
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- 0:09SPEAKER_00: Welcome to Rather Be Rolling.
- 0:11SPEAKER_00: We're the two sisters who should really be doing something more productive.
- 0:15SPEAKER_00: That's like all things reality, TV, and pop culture chaos.
- 0:19SPEAKER_00: Because no matter what's going on in life, we would always Rather Be Rolling.
- 0:28SPEAKER_02: Happy birthday.
- 0:31SPEAKER_02: Happy birthday to you.
- 0:34SPEAKER_01: Happy birthday, Lil.
- 0:38SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
- 0:40SPEAKER_01: And what better way to spend your 29th birthday?
- 0:45SPEAKER_01: And with your syclis talking about our favorite things.
- 0:50SPEAKER_01: I can't think of anything else that I would rather do.
- 0:53SPEAKER_01: But you have had a good day.
- 0:54SPEAKER_01: Would you like to share?
- 0:55SPEAKER_01: Care to share?
- 0:56SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
- 0:57SPEAKER_01: I went to a head spa.
- 0:58SPEAKER_01: I got a 75-minute head massage wash treatment.
- 1:03SPEAKER_00: I got a 25-minute back scratch therapy.
- 1:07SPEAKER_01: And then I also got a mini facial.
- 1:11SPEAKER_01: And was it just like the time of your life?
- 1:14SPEAKER_01: It was pretty freaking great.
- 1:17SPEAKER_01: What did your son get you?
- 1:20SPEAKER_01: A card.
- 1:21SPEAKER_01: No flowers?
- 1:23SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, yes.
- 1:24SPEAKER_01: If you want to lump the two of them together, they got me flowers, donuts, cards.
- 1:33SPEAKER_01: And a nice dinner coming up.
- 1:34SPEAKER_01: And a nice dinner coming up, which I think we're gonna do after the baby goes to bed.
- 1:39SPEAKER_01: Why?
- 1:40SPEAKER_01: Because you're not hungry from your McDonald's.
- 1:42SPEAKER_01: That's correct.
- 1:46SPEAKER_01: Well, that sounds lovely.
- 1:48SPEAKER_01: Maybe have some wine or a C BD beverage or something.
- 1:51SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's a bottle of red that's open on the counter.
- 1:54SPEAKER_01: I'm wondering if I can if that's still good, but nobody cares about that.
- 1:58SPEAKER_01: We care about your birthday a great deal, and I'm glad that it has been great so far.
- 2:02unknown: Thank you.
- 2:04SPEAKER_01: So should we just get right into it?
- 2:06SPEAKER_01: Where do you want to start?
- 2:08SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, you know I can't choose.
- 2:10SPEAKER_01: Okay, then I will allow me.
- 2:13SPEAKER_01: Wait, it's your birthday.
- 2:14SPEAKER_01: You have to choose.
- 2:14SPEAKER_01: I can't, I can't.
- 2:16SPEAKER_01: Okay, then allow me.
- 2:18SPEAKER_01: Let's start with Julie Chenbot actually making a little joke.
- 2:23SPEAKER_01: Good for her.
- 2:24SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, you're gonna be so mad.
- 2:25SPEAKER_01: I forgot to watch Thursday's Big Brother.
- 2:31SPEAKER_00: Do you want me?
- 2:32SPEAKER_00: Do you want to record tomorrow so I can watch that?
- 2:36SPEAKER_00: You want to just tell me what happened?
- 2:37SPEAKER_00: Because to be honest, like I don't care that I missed the episode.
- 2:41SPEAKER_01: Okay, sorry, I'm a little speechless.
- 2:43SPEAKER_01: Um, let me I know.
- 2:44SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, I forgot about it.
- 2:45SPEAKER_01: I knew I was forgetting something, and that was it, you know.
- 2:48SPEAKER_01: This is why I don't want to get rid of cable because cable, I'm paying$60 a month basically to organize my programs, is what it is.
- 2:56SPEAKER_01: Honestly, kind of worth it.
- 2:59SPEAKER_01: Because otherwise you forget.
- 3:01SPEAKER_01: Well, you know who at home, right?
- 3:04SPEAKER_01: Oh.
- 3:05SPEAKER_00: But but please do tell me.
- 3:07SPEAKER_00: Like, I I I'm not upset.
- 3:08SPEAKER_00: I'll still go back and watch it, but you know I don't mind the spoiler.
- 3:11SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, it was Jason, and it was a shutout.
- 3:15SPEAKER_01: It was 12 to zero.
- 3:16SPEAKER_01: He really tried to get a movement going for him.
- 3:19SPEAKER_01: I think that what happened was Taylor just couldn't not vote for La La.
- 3:24SPEAKER_01: So, of course, like every no one wants to be on the wrong side of the house.
- 3:28SPEAKER_01: So I think even though a big group wanted to keep him, they just couldn't.
- 3:32SPEAKER_01: And then, um, so he when he was like about to leave, everyone was hugging him and they were shouting at him, like, America's gonna love you.
- 3:40SPEAKER_01: America's gonna love you.
- 3:41SPEAKER_01: So he must have talked repeatedly about how he was afraid America didn't like him.
- 3:46SPEAKER_01: I mean, it was obvious he thought that America didn't like him.
- 3:50SPEAKER_01: Us, yes, but I didn't know he like talked about it in the house with the others.
- 3:56SPEAKER_01: But he did.
- 3:57SPEAKER_01: So he opens the door to Julie and he opens it like afraid, right?
- 4:04SPEAKER_01: And then he sees Julie just holding up a uh teapot and a spoon, and Julie's just banging the teapot and spot, and he falls over, like laughing, dying.
- 4:17SPEAKER_01: And then she gave him the warmest hug I have ever seen.
- 4:22SPEAKER_01: She was the warmest I've ever seen her.
- 4:24SPEAKER_01: Wow.
- 4:25SPEAKER_01: And I felt bad for him.
- 4:27SPEAKER_01: I think she did.
- 4:28SPEAKER_01: I mean, he needed that.
- 4:30SPEAKER_01: What happened at that tea party was atroche.
- 4:34SPEAKER_01: I do agree.
- 4:36SPEAKER_01: They all ganged up on him for doing something that everybody does.
- 4:41SPEAKER_01: What he was doing was promising to help people that keep him safe.
- 4:47SPEAKER_01: That is a very above-board deal that you can make with 10 people and not be in hot water.
- 4:54SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is annoying because he did quite literally do like what everybody else does.
- 4:59SPEAKER_01: And then they left him alone on the couch.
- 5:03SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I feel bad for him.
- 5:04SPEAKER_01: I think he kind of got an unfair shake there.
- 5:07SPEAKER_01: A hundred percent.
- 5:08SPEAKER_01: And I don't want to, you know, claim homophobia, but something ain't right there.
- 5:16SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
- 5:17SPEAKER_01: And also, I'd like to say that when Josh banged the pots and pans, I hated it and it was disgusting to me.
- 5:23SPEAKER_01: But Jason banging the teapot was like just so much better because they deserved it.
- 5:29SPEAKER_01: It did make me laugh when Devons said, what did he say?
- 5:34SPEAKER_00: Reheated Josh's something tacos.
- 5:38SPEAKER_00: I forget.
- 5:39SPEAKER_00: But it was really funny.
- 5:41SPEAKER_01: I just love that he was like, Kamu, I got a little lot of tea to tell you when you're done in there.
- 5:46SPEAKER_01: He was like outside the bathroom doing it.
- 5:49SPEAKER_01: And then when Kamu was gonna say something, he's like, Everybody listen up, the king is talking.
- 5:54SPEAKER_01: Like his improv is so good.
- 5:56SPEAKER_01: If they just let him loose in the diary room, it would have been so much better than the deadline readings that they forced him to do.
- 6:03SPEAKER_01: I wonder if there will be a universe where they like bring somebody back.
- 6:08SPEAKER_01: Oh, maybe a different season.
- 6:11SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 6:12SPEAKER_01: I don't think so.
- 6:13SPEAKER_01: I don't think this season, I think a different season.
- 6:16SPEAKER_01: But I hope that he does.
- 6:17SPEAKER_01: And oh, something else Julie told him when he walked out was you were in the top three picks for to go into that little room, the spinny room, every single time.
- 6:27SPEAKER_01: Oh I know it was only twice, but both times before he was in the top three.
- 6:34SPEAKER_01: So he was really happy to in touch to hear that.
- 6:36SPEAKER_01: I'm really glad she told him that.
- 6:38SPEAKER_01: Me too.
- 6:39SPEAKER_01: Because I liked him, I loved him, and he even said, like, in he's like, You guys are gonna be so bored if you evict me.
- 6:44SPEAKER_01: And I fear he is right.
- 6:46SPEAKER_01: I fear I will be bored.
- 6:47SPEAKER_01: I fear that they'll be bored as well.
- 6:49SPEAKER_01: I really do.
- 6:50SPEAKER_01: I fear more for us.
- 6:52SPEAKER_01: Oh, um, I don't know.
- 6:56SPEAKER_01: I think I'll find a way to power through.
- 6:59SPEAKER_01: I was sad to see him go.
- 7:00SPEAKER_01: I wish Lala would have gone just because talk about boring.
- 7:04SPEAKER_01: No shit.
- 7:05SPEAKER_01: And I did like the case for having leaving the target, you know, leaving the threat in the house.
- 7:11SPEAKER_01: I love like that argument.
- 7:13SPEAKER_01: And Lala will make it to like the final four, probably.
- 7:16SPEAKER_01: She's exactly the personality for it.
- 7:18SPEAKER_01: So another season with predictable things happening.
- 7:25SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I'm I'm not hating it.
- 7:27SPEAKER_01: And we you know what?
- 7:28SPEAKER_01: Thank heavens that we still have our precious Angela.
- 7:33SPEAKER_01: She's not going anywhere.
- 7:34SPEAKER_01: She cannot.
- 7:35SPEAKER_01: Like, if she leaves, I think I have to quit.
- 7:39SPEAKER_01: You quit so early on all of these.
- 7:42SPEAKER_01: Because the show just gets bad if there isn't entertaining characters.
- 7:46SPEAKER_01: Alright, well, let's let's move along.
- 7:48SPEAKER_01: We got a lot to get to.
- 7:49SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 7:51SPEAKER_01: Why don't we move on to the ending of the valley?
- 8:00SPEAKER_01: You know, I don't often take to Instagram to complain.
- 8:05SPEAKER_01: You really don't.
- 8:06SPEAKER_01: I was shocked.
- 8:07SPEAKER_01: I don't often take to Instagram for anything, to be honest.
- 8:12SPEAKER_00: But I felt compelled to share with my 500 followers on my private account that that man, Daniel, makes me want to vomit.
- 8:24SPEAKER_01: And what did your 500 followers have to say?
- 8:27SPEAKER_01: Did they agree with you?
- 8:28SPEAKER_01: So many agreed with me.
- 8:30SPEAKER_01: So many.
- 8:30SPEAKER_01: Like hearts or like ah like like messages.
- 8:34SPEAKER_01: Like they felt compelled to use the extra finger energy in the comments to say, yes, we agree.
- 8:43SPEAKER_01: I've never seen a more drunk person that like wasn't passed out than him.
- 8:47SPEAKER_01: I've never seen a more insufferable human being.
- 8:50SPEAKER_00: I even before he was drunk, I think it was Michelle who was like, bless Nia for putting up with all her care his characters, and they did that montage of his characters.
- 9:07SPEAKER_01: I don't there isn't enough patience on earth for me to deal.
- 9:11SPEAKER_01: People like that.
- 9:12SPEAKER_01: I'm so sorry if you're like that and you're listening.
- 9:14SPEAKER_01: People like that are my absolute fucking nightmare.
- 9:18SPEAKER_01: It just seems so exhausting because it's funny for like one second, yeah.
- 9:24SPEAKER_01: But it's you know, those people where it just continues, it keeps going.
- 9:28SPEAKER_01: And it's well, it brings it does bring a level of energy to a gathering that might not otherwise have that level of energy, I will say, especially on reality TV.
- 9:39SPEAKER_01: But coupled with everything else we know about this man makes is what I think what makes his character so insufferable.
- 9:45SPEAKER_00: No, man, no.
- 9:46SPEAKER_00: If you're the only one doing a character and it's been 20 minutes and you're still pretending to be in this character and nobody else is doing it, I'm sorry, I can't be your friend.
- 9:55SPEAKER_01: You okay.
- 9:56SPEAKER_01: 20 minutes is a long time, but like, but how about for like a first greeting?
- 10:01SPEAKER_01: Yes, absolutely.
- 10:02SPEAKER_01: Anything beyond that?
- 10:05SPEAKER_01: I mean, I did love Tom Schwartz with his fangs.
- 10:08SPEAKER_01: Like, do you guys have a venue I could pip you with?
- 10:10SPEAKER_01: That's different.
- 10:11SPEAKER_01: He wasn't I know pretending to be from Transylvania, you know, asking Michelle what family she's from.
- 10:20SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, I just like counting out of my skin.
- 10:26SPEAKER_01: So to me, it felt as though the producer saw the state that Danny was in and sent in Lala, knowing how drunk he was, like to take advantage of the situation.
- 10:39SPEAKER_01: And Lala saw what state he was in, engaged for, you know, she did her job basically, the bare minimum of her job, and then was like, okay, we should go.
- 10:50SPEAKER_01: If they did, then that's what producer should be doing.
- 10:56SPEAKER_01: Oh, you you support it.
- 10:58SPEAKER_01: I do.
- 10:58SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 10:59SPEAKER_01: Even I felt like this man needs to like not have a camera on him right now.
- 11:03SPEAKER_01: He's putting himself in this position.
- 11:04SPEAKER_01: How many people need to tell him to stop drinking before he like wakes up and realizes he needs to stop drinking?
- 11:09SPEAKER_01: I know it's crazy that he's still doing it on camera.
- 11:15SPEAKER_01: It's very simple to me.
- 11:18SPEAKER_01: I think next week, finally, we're gonna get him on.
- 11:22SPEAKER_01: Oh no, we're not.
- 11:24SPEAKER_01: We never got him on Watch What Happens Live.
- 11:25SPEAKER_01: Next week we're gonna get Luke on Watch What Happens Live, which is interesting to me from um from below deck Luke.
- 11:32SPEAKER_01: Oh, I was gonna say Luke, another terrible man.
- 11:34SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, that Luke is terrible.
- 11:36SPEAKER_01: They're all the Luke's are terrible on Bravo right now, but we're gonna get below deck, we'll get to that.
- 11:41SPEAKER_01: But um, yeah, the reunion is coming and he's gonna have to talk, he's gonna have to sing for his supper.
- 11:48SPEAKER_01: I'll be curious to see what attitude he shows up with.
- 11:53SPEAKER_01: In the finale, he said, I'm actually a really good guy, and I just giggled to myself, like, if you have to say that, I'm such a good person.
- 12:04SPEAKER_01: What did you think about the drink throwing?
- 12:07SPEAKER_01: It wasn't great.
- 12:08SPEAKER_01: I mean, she knows you can't defend that.
- 12:13SPEAKER_01: I mean, would I have done the same thing?
- 12:15SPEAKER_01: Maybe I loved Zach's reaction.
- 12:17SPEAKER_01: She did it.
- 12:19SPEAKER_01: Then like Mia was running around freaking out, like she's like, my heart is in my chest, I can't breathe.
- 12:24SPEAKER_01: I think that she was more afraid of like what led to the drink throwing than the fact that the drink was thrown.
- 12:30SPEAKER_01: I think she knew how drunk he was and was like, what did he say while I was gone?
- 12:35SPEAKER_01: That's a fair hypothesis, I would say.
- 12:39SPEAKER_01: And then I'm sorry, but Nia walking into that damn party, which I thought looked amazing.
- 12:45SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 12:46SPEAKER_01: With her fucking baby stroller.
- 12:48SPEAKER_01: So this baby can never drink a bottle in it ever in its life.
- 12:52SPEAKER_01: Like, Madeline, they've said they've said she won't take one.
- 12:56SPEAKER_01: Oh.
- 12:56SPEAKER_01: That probably sucks.
- 12:57SPEAKER_01: Like, we have a friend who's in the same position.
- 13:00SPEAKER_01: She's had to have her baby swung by bachelorette parties to feed the baby.
- 13:05SPEAKER_01: I don't there's nothing you can do.
- 13:07SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 13:07SPEAKER_01: My kid takes a bottle because otherwise he'd be dead.
- 13:10SPEAKER_01: So like, yeah, wouldn't your baby rather drink out of a bottle than starve?
- 13:15SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 13:16SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 13:17SPEAKER_01: That was just quite a sight to me, like full costume, like all these adults with booze, and she just has this big ass stroller.
- 13:23SPEAKER_01: I'm like, oof, looks terrible to me.
- 13:25SPEAKER_01: She actually has a Duna, which isn't very big at all.
- 13:28SPEAKER_01: So check yourself.
- 13:29SPEAKER_01: Oh, I thought it was a pretty good finale, even though I do think that arguments are tired and we need a whole new set of arguments.
- 13:37SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I agree.
- 13:40SPEAKER_00: But I thought the party looked super fun.
- 13:43SPEAKER_00: I thought everybody looked pretty good.
- 13:45SPEAKER_00: For all the you know, shit we talk about the valley.
- 13:48SPEAKER_00: Like, I am invested for the reunion.
- 13:50SPEAKER_00: I do want to see how this all shakes out and like what Daniel has to say for himself.
- 13:55SPEAKER_01: So, where do we go from here?
- 13:58SPEAKER_01: Like, are we gonna I think Daniel and Nia have to leave, and I think bring in Sheena and Brock.
- 14:04SPEAKER_01: Why not?
- 14:04SPEAKER_01: Why the fuck not?
- 14:05SPEAKER_01: Why are you trying to get rid of everyone who makes the show?
- 14:09SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't understand.
- 14:10SPEAKER_01: We're not gonna have a show if you pick off every villain.
- 14:12SPEAKER_01: You want Daniel and Nia to stay?
- 14:14SPEAKER_01: Yes, I do.
- 14:15SPEAKER_01: From from Santa Clarita.
- 14:16SPEAKER_01: You want to hear about that some more?
- 14:18SPEAKER_01: Yes, I do.
- 14:19SPEAKER_01: Or bring back Jacks.
- 14:21SPEAKER_01: That is never happening.
- 14:25SPEAKER_01: He had his time out.
- 14:26SPEAKER_00: So what we can agree to disagree here, but like I think they need to go.
- 14:29SPEAKER_01: What was your peak in your pit of the season?
- 14:34SPEAKER_01: My I don't know what are yours.
- 14:36SPEAKER_01: My peak is Jason being carried out on that stretcher.
- 14:40SPEAKER_01: Oh, easily.
- 14:41SPEAKER_01: You're right.
- 14:43SPEAKER_01: And my pit is there was no jacks.
- 14:47SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 14:48SPEAKER_01: My pit was not yeah, Danny.
- 14:54SPEAKER_01: No, what were you gonna say?
- 14:55SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
- 14:56SPEAKER_01: That that's correct.
- 14:57SPEAKER_01: Not getting more I the producers didn't push him in his confessionals enough, I felt.
- 15:03SPEAKER_01: And what was your peak?
- 15:05SPEAKER_01: The same as yours.
- 15:06SPEAKER_01: Jason getting kick carted away.
- 15:08SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
- 15:09SPEAKER_01: From the valley to Atlanta, one Halloween party to another?
- 15:14SPEAKER_01: A Halloween slash sort of product launch, but not really, because all Shamia got was the rights to buy the rum at wholesale price and then resell it.
- 15:24SPEAKER_01: That is such a joke to me.
- 15:26SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she straight upset on Watch What Happens Live.
- 15:28SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, there's no rum line.
- 15:30SPEAKER_01: Like, this is not how this isn't happening, obviously.
- 15:33SPEAKER_01: Um, did you see that Kelly was on Carlos King's podcast talking about how she set the standard for Atlanta Housewives?
- 15:41SPEAKER_01: How can that be?
- 15:42SPEAKER_01: She just joined, yeah, because of all the she has police escorts and she shops at all these designer stores and doesn't return her clothes, and blah blah blah.
- 15:51SPEAKER_01: I'm like, bitch, you have no money.
- 15:54SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's also talking about how broke she is, so that doesn't make any sense.
- 15:57SPEAKER_01: She's delusional, she might be more delusional than Drew.
- 16:01SPEAKER_01: I was I thought it was kind of weird that K Michelle was like not gonna go to the Halloween party because she doesn't believe in Halloween, but then did go because the producers told her to, and she was like, they told me to.
- 16:11SPEAKER_01: No, she didn't.
- 16:12SPEAKER_01: She said her husband told her to.
- 16:14SPEAKER_01: I thought she said, I thought she said casting.
- 16:18SPEAKER_01: No, her husband.
- 16:19SPEAKER_01: What's his name?
- 16:20SPEAKER_01: Cass Castin.
- 16:22SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 16:23SPEAKER_01: Casting convinced her, and so everyone was like, Thank you, Kasten.
- 16:28SPEAKER_01: I take back everything I was gonna say.
- 16:30SPEAKER_01: Okay, but she didn't wear a costume because she doesn't believe in that devil's holiday.
- 16:36SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 16:38SPEAKER_01: Like, it's just fun.
- 16:39SPEAKER_01: I wonder it's fun to dress up.
- 16:41SPEAKER_01: I wonder if Katie from 90 Day Fiance celebrates Halloween.
- 16:45SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I can't wait to get there.
- 16:48SPEAKER_01: So Portia buys this special house for her mom, and it's a big deal.
- 16:51SPEAKER_01: And she invited Dennis, who she literally was screaming at like two weeks ago.
- 16:56SPEAKER_01: But I thought that their family.
- 16:57SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that was a nice gesture.
- 16:59SPEAKER_01: Like something about Dennis, just like he's like a Scott Dissick to me.
- 17:03SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I can see how you'd say that.
- 17:04SPEAKER_01: That's a really good comparison.
- 17:06SPEAKER_01: Somehow you can just behave atroche and then still always be part of the family.
- 17:10SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he just like has a light energy about him, despite his his misdoings.
- 17:16SPEAKER_01: I think that's a really good comparison.
- 17:18SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
- 17:19SPEAKER_01: Very insightful.
- 17:21SPEAKER_01: Thank you so much.
- 17:23SPEAKER_01: We also get a little bit of Portia's Mike, who at first I was like attracted to, and something has taken a turn for me.
- 17:30SPEAKER_01: You know, I think something's taking a turn for her, also.
- 17:32SPEAKER_01: It has.
- 17:33SPEAKER_01: I feel like we both got at the same time.
- 17:35SPEAKER_01: I don't know if it had something to do with his like bedazzled crushed velvet, like pants jacket set.
- 17:40SPEAKER_01: I don't know what it was, but she needs to cut him loose.
- 17:43SPEAKER_01: And as we know in real time, she has.
- 17:45SPEAKER_01: So best of luck to you, Mike, but don't try to get at me because I rescinded the invitation.
- 17:52SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 17:52SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
- 17:53SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
- 17:54SPEAKER_01: So, what did we think of the Halloween party?
- 17:56SPEAKER_01: Kelly brought her Jarvis with the Transformers helmet, of course.
- 18:00SPEAKER_01: Sick of that dude already.
- 18:01SPEAKER_01: Hate him.
- 18:02SPEAKER_01: I thought the costumes were really good.
- 18:03SPEAKER_01: I thought Shamia's costume looked amazing.
- 18:06SPEAKER_01: She was a Navi person.
- 18:08SPEAKER_01: What did you think about most importantly, the charade of Drew's horse?
- 18:15SPEAKER_01: What was that?
- 18:16SPEAKER_01: I'm honestly not sure.
- 18:19SPEAKER_01: And that was Black who brought her the horse, allegedly.
- 18:22SPEAKER_01: No, the guy she met at the roller skate party.
- 18:25SPEAKER_01: I forget his name.
- 18:26SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, that stood her up.
- 18:28SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
- 18:29SPEAKER_01: And then allegedly gave her a horse or rented her a horse.
- 18:33SPEAKER_01: Like what?
- 18:35SPEAKER_01: But then Kelly rented it herself.
- 18:38SPEAKER_01: Really unclear.
- 18:39SPEAKER_01: Really unclear.
- 18:40SPEAKER_00: I'd like them to address that at the reunion.
- 18:42SPEAKER_01: I think they will, but we still have one more episode to go.
- 18:45SPEAKER_01: Oh, I was gonna say, is this the finale?
- 18:46SPEAKER_01: No, next week's the finale.
- 18:47SPEAKER_01: Okay, great.
- 18:48SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 18:48SPEAKER_01: So next week, Portia has to give out her final rose.
- 18:53SPEAKER_01: Just wait.
- 18:54SPEAKER_01: All right.
- 18:54SPEAKER_01: Meanwhile, over in Orange County, we see Fernanda again.
- 18:58SPEAKER_01: Do you remember her?
- 18:59SPEAKER_01: She's obviously much fresher in my mind.
- 19:01SPEAKER_01: Bruh, not even a little bit.
- 19:03SPEAKER_01: When they were showing her, like I was supposed to know who she was, I was like, I never seen that chick before.
- 19:08SPEAKER_01: But you have, Lil.
- 19:09SPEAKER_01: It may have been a long time ago, but I just saw her maybe like, I don't know, six months ago.
- 19:15SPEAKER_01: There's a lot of housewives episodes running through my you know.
- 19:19SPEAKER_01: I watched Dallas, okay.
- 19:21SPEAKER_01: Like, there's a lot swimming in this noggin.
- 19:24SPEAKER_01: Fernanda didn't make the cut.
- 19:26SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, she did for me.
- 19:28SPEAKER_01: She looks incredible at 50.
- 19:29SPEAKER_01: She looks better than she did even then.
- 19:31SPEAKER_01: She was like a friend of.
- 19:33SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 19:34SPEAKER_01: We get another special sighting that I hope you remember, Michael.
- 19:38SPEAKER_01: I thought it looked pretty good.
- 19:41SPEAKER_01: He could get it for sure.
- 19:43SPEAKER_01: So, but we I don't think he said this explicitly on the episode, but he said later at least that he hasn't seen his sister in eight years because he doesn't get along with her husband.
- 19:53SPEAKER_01: But he said they talk all the time.
- 19:55SPEAKER_01: I bet her husband's a huge MAGA asshole.
- 20:00SPEAKER_01: Well, he seems terrible because he yelled at um do you remember Lizzie?
- 20:05SPEAKER_01: No, not Lizzie, that was had really long hair, and everyone like Slade made jokes about her being too skinny, and she had a mom who put her feet on the couch.
- 20:15SPEAKER_01: And so there was this big party at Vicky's house, and this woman Lydia.
- 20:22SPEAKER_01: Lydia with the Lydia, yeah, big eyes, big eyes.
- 20:27SPEAKER_01: Slade like was like, Oh, eat that cheeseburger because Slade can't not be Slade.
- 20:32SPEAKER_01: Uh, I miss him.
- 20:34SPEAKER_01: So she brought her mom to Vicky's like season finale party, you know, every like, especially in the first couple seasons, like it was always the finale was always at Vicky's house.
- 20:45SPEAKER_01: So yes, I brought her mom, and we didn't see this, it was off camera, but they were but they were mic'd.
- 20:51SPEAKER_01: So you hear Brianna's husband yelling at Lydia's mom to get her feet off Vicky's couch, and was just so rude and disrespectful.
- 21:02SPEAKER_01: Like, I could not believe what I was hearing to this elderly woman, and so that's when I knew.
- 21:08SPEAKER_01: But you know what?
- 21:09SPEAKER_01: Part of me is like because Brianna hates Brooks, and so I'm like, oh, okay, well, like that's good.
- 21:14SPEAKER_01: She's on the right side of history with this one.
- 21:16SPEAKER_01: Everyone hates Brooks.
- 21:19SPEAKER_01: Vicky didn't.
- 21:21SPEAKER_01: She does now.
- 21:22SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 21:24SPEAKER_01: So yeah, I probably agree with you that maybe he's Mega, and maybe that's why.
- 21:29SPEAKER_01: I don't know, but Michael seems like so chill, like it would take a lot for him to not.
- 21:36SPEAKER_01: I wonder if he also talks to Brianna in a bad way and Michael can't.
- 21:41SPEAKER_01: Maybe he says he hasn't been invited, he's never been invited to our house, and she doesn't come to California.
- 21:46SPEAKER_01: So it's just this it's sad, and that's you know.
- 21:50SPEAKER_01: But we know who does talk to Brianna, Vicky has revealed.
- 21:54SPEAKER_01: Dawn.
- 21:55SPEAKER_01: Our precious Dawn.
- 21:57SPEAKER_01: Sweet, sweet Dawn.
- 22:00SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 22:01SPEAKER_01: Do you think that Vicky regrets the divorce because she likes misses Don, or she regrets breaking up their family?
- 22:08SPEAKER_01: Probably both.
- 22:10SPEAKER_01: I mean, she seems very happy with Michael, her Michael.
- 22:13SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I think I think both things are probably true.
- 22:18SPEAKER_01: Don was a catch.
- 22:19SPEAKER_01: I loved Dawn.
- 22:20SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 22:22SPEAKER_01: Just like wanted to go to the lake and he liked Mexico.
- 22:25SPEAKER_01: And I don't know what he needed to do to fill her love tank, but and she just like emasculated him left and right.
- 22:32SPEAKER_01: I think she's grown a lot.
- 22:33SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think she has too.
- 22:35SPEAKER_01: It's nice to see her, and she's still her.
- 22:37SPEAKER_01: Do you think she's a Debbie Downer?
- 22:41SPEAKER_01: No, but I think she's like a bitch to new people, case in point, Carmilla.
- 22:46SPEAKER_01: It's crazy to see, like, because sometimes she is like she will be too tired.
- 22:52SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm tired.
- 22:53SPEAKER_01: I worked all day.
- 22:54SPEAKER_01: I don't want to be here, like in the seasons I'm in.
- 22:56SPEAKER_01: And then on the other end, she'll be like, why aren't we whooping it up?
- 22:58SPEAKER_01: We need to be whooping it up.
- 22:59SPEAKER_01: So I don't know.
- 23:01SPEAKER_01: Sometimes you're tired.
- 23:03SPEAKER_01: You know.
- 23:04SPEAKER_01: What did you what do you think and make of Carmela getting Emily a three thousand dollar bag with a vibrator in it?
- 23:10SPEAKER_01: I mean, obviously, they this is like a different group, you know, this is like more money than we would ever be able to deal with.
- 23:18SPEAKER_01: They have all the money and they think it's weird.
- 23:20SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 23:21SPEAKER_01: The vibrator I would never give to someone I just met.
- 23:24SPEAKER_01: Maybe it's like a bachelorette party.
- 23:26SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but that's like not a funny guy gift for your birthday inside a$3,000 DR purse.
- 23:31SPEAKER_01: No.
- 23:32SPEAKER_01: Of course, Emily was like, I don't have a problem with it.
- 23:34SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't I think it would be a friend I definitely want to keep around.
- 23:38SPEAKER_01: You can pay for dinner, you can buy me more shit, you know?
- 23:41SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, I guess if that's what they want to do, I'm not gonna stop you.
- 23:47SPEAKER_01: Elsewhere in this episode, we had our little box, putting your friends in boxes.
- 23:52SPEAKER_01: It's a tale as oldest time, and I think that we need to retire on franchises that are 20 years old.
- 23:58SPEAKER_01: I do agree.
- 24:03SPEAKER_01: I was like, these women are 60.
- 24:05SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what are we doing?
- 24:07SPEAKER_01: I'm hoping that the season kind of picks up a little because right now I'm like, do we have nothing or do we do we not have anything?
- 24:13SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, this episode alone, they went to like seven activities because it's like none of them lasted or interesting enough to show for more than like five minutes.
- 24:24SPEAKER_01: So what else do we have on Brav?
- 24:27SPEAKER_01: Well, we have do you want to stick with Real Housewives first and move over to London?
- 24:31SPEAKER_01: Oh gosh, I forgot about London because another nothing burger.
- 24:35SPEAKER_01: That is absolutely nothing.
- 24:37SPEAKER_01: It's the same argument from last week.
- 24:39SPEAKER_01: That's all we got.
- 24:40SPEAKER_01: What I got from it, I think Panthea, Panthea is incredibly performative and she annoys me.
- 24:46SPEAKER_01: She she came locked and loaded with a storyline, and everyone's like, Why are you no one understands why she's bringing this up from six years ago, and it's like because she's on TV now.
- 24:56SPEAKER_01: Even just like the time at her house when they're like getting to know her family, and like you are annoying.
- 25:03SPEAKER_01: Definitely.
- 25:04SPEAKER_01: But I do like the name Panthea, it's fun to say.
- 25:08SPEAKER_01: But if this like if we canceled Ladies of London and are keeping this, something ain't right.
- 25:15SPEAKER_01: That did not get my vote.
- 25:17SPEAKER_01: So where things are really popping off is blow deck, where you know the lightning is striking literally.
- 25:24SPEAKER_01: That mid-season trailer, not to like jump to the end, but like, oh my god.
- 25:29SPEAKER_01: Can you refresh the men, please?
- 25:32SPEAKER_01: Nathan looks like he's gonna leave potentially.
- 25:36SPEAKER_01: Well, what happened with him?
- 25:37SPEAKER_01: Like he didn't sh he was late, but he was also like, why didn't he just go straight home?
- 25:44SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, the way I said that 10 times while I was watching the episode, I'm like, why are you even going out at all?
- 25:50SPEAKER_01: This woman clearly is drowning.
- 25:53SPEAKER_01: Get your ass to your house, and you've said it before, but this time, like, she really said, I need you to come now.
- 26:01SPEAKER_01: And he's like, Okay, and he's still fucking around at the table.
- 26:04SPEAKER_01: I'm like, what is going on here?
- 26:07SPEAKER_01: Then he doesn't feel that bad.
- 26:08SPEAKER_01: And Aisha is like, Oh, I'm feel so bad for you guys.
- 26:11SPEAKER_01: Like, then tell him to go.
- 26:13SPEAKER_01: I know, and I think that he has no idea.
- 26:16SPEAKER_01: I think he just doesn't know.
- 26:18SPEAKER_01: Yeah, probably not because he's not there, he's on the charter, so he doesn't know when you say she's drowning.
- 26:25SPEAKER_01: Like, people on the outside don't know what that means.
- 26:27SPEAKER_01: He's never been with a baby day in and day out alone for days on end.
- 26:33SPEAKER_01: He never has.
- 26:33SPEAKER_01: So neither has you, neither have you even.
- 26:36SPEAKER_01: Thank god.
- 26:37SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 26:37SPEAKER_01: Can you imagine?
- 26:38SPEAKER_01: No, oh, I'm like getting worked up just thinking about it on her behalf.
- 26:43SPEAKER_01: I bet, yeah.
- 26:44SPEAKER_01: I feel so bad for her.
- 26:45SPEAKER_01: So eventually he goes, and then we have that big scary storm.
- 26:50SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that looked pretty scary, but they handled it like like pros.
- 26:54SPEAKER_01: They did Cooper and um Joe Brad Joe Bradley.
- 26:59SPEAKER_01: Just to circle back to Gail really quick, because I I don't think we have emphasized the seriousness of her situation enough.
- 27:07SPEAKER_01: This woman is literally all alone.
- 27:09SPEAKER_01: So if this baby isn't sleeping, that poor woman is not sleeping with any relief.
- 27:15SPEAKER_01: And we all know, you know, even if you haven't experienced it, you have been told what sleep deprivation does to you as a person.
- 27:25SPEAKER_01: I would I would murder my husband if he was pulling the shit that Nathan is pulling.
- 27:32SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah, it it can be dangerous to not sleep.
- 27:36SPEAKER_00: Because the other thing, and I'm not saying she's experiencing this, but postpartum rage is a real thing.
- 27:42SPEAKER_01: Like, there I've had to talk to my therapist about this, like when he's really fussy, or we have days on end where he doesn't want to eat his bottle, or he fights us on the bottle, or fights a nap over and over and over again, and like the the rage, and if I was alone and had nobody else to tap into, it is incredibly dangerous.
- 28:03SPEAKER_01: But this is what single mothers do all the time, though.
- 28:06SPEAKER_00: And I feel really bad for them.
- 28:08SPEAKER_00: Like humans were never meant to exist this way.
- 28:11SPEAKER_01: No, so I hope that to all the single mothers out there, I hope that you have help from friends, anyone, moms hire someone if you can.
- 28:21SPEAKER_01: What if they can't afford it?
- 28:22SPEAKER_01: If you can.
- 28:23SPEAKER_01: I think that I think that that Nathan is gonna have to they're they're gonna have to figure out how to get her more support.
- 28:32SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for the rest of the season.
- 28:33SPEAKER_01: Yeah, maybe they will, and maybe that's why he was late, and he's coming in.
- 28:37SPEAKER_01: And I think Sandy will be very understanding, of course.
- 28:40SPEAKER_01: She seemed really pissed.
- 28:42SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course, but she's like, he's better have a good excuse, and he will.
- 28:45SPEAKER_01: She had to come out in her jammies and wake up the guys.
- 28:49SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 28:49SPEAKER_01: That was so real.
- 28:51SPEAKER_01: It was real.
- 28:53SPEAKER_01: I love this show.
- 28:54SPEAKER_01: Me too.
- 28:55SPEAKER_01: I can't believe we spent so much time not watching it.
- 28:58SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 28:58SPEAKER_01: There's so much more like that we that we could tap into.
- 29:02SPEAKER_01: There's just so much unmined, so many unmined diamonds.
- 29:07SPEAKER_01: Next time, if I have another baby, that's what I'll do.
- 29:10SPEAKER_01: I'll be so jealous.
- 29:13SPEAKER_01: So or you know, get the flu again.
- 29:15SPEAKER_01: Because last time I had the flu, I got through all of Shots of Sunset.
- 29:19SPEAKER_01: That's right, you did.
- 29:23SPEAKER_01: All right, shall we move on to the universe where things are never dull, never a dull moment?
- 29:29SPEAKER_01: Well, we have two universe I left.
- 29:31SPEAKER_01: We have TLC and we have maths.
- 29:34SPEAKER_01: Okay, we can do maths real quick, unless I missed something in the last time because I did not watch that.
- 29:39SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 29:40SPEAKER_01: Um, so just a quick recap on where everybody is.
- 29:43SPEAKER_01: Cameron and Michelle had sex, good for them.
- 29:45SPEAKER_01: The way she talks drives me literally insane because she ends everything like this, and her inflection always ends here, and she talks really slow, and I can't take it anymore.
- 30:01SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm sorry.
- 30:03SPEAKER_01: Maybe there's that postpartum rage.
- 30:05SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, I think that that that annoyance is just like within me as at my core.
- 30:13SPEAKER_00: Um, so that's them.
- 30:15SPEAKER_00: They're fine.
- 30:16SPEAKER_00: Their biggest problem is that he like literally lives in Portland, and I'm like, why did they let you on this season in Seattle if you don't live in Seattle?
- 30:23SPEAKER_00: But whatever.
- 30:24SPEAKER_00: Um then we have.
- 30:26SPEAKER_00: Did you have thoughts on them?
- 30:28SPEAKER_00: Nope.
- 30:29SPEAKER_00: Then we have um Courtney and Nick.
- 30:33SPEAKER_01: She's yikes, and her mom looks like she's dead.
- 30:39SPEAKER_01: Very scary.
- 30:40SPEAKER_01: I noticed that at the wedding, how scary that mom was.
- 30:42SPEAKER_01: I know, but when I saw her again at the family visit, like jump scare, I forgot that the Grim Reaper was her mom.
- 30:50SPEAKER_01: My my boyfriend noticed her right away and was like, What is going on here?
- 30:56SPEAKER_01: Um, and the way she jumped on her sister, and they have and has held on for so long, I cannot wait to do that to you.
- 31:03SPEAKER_01: Without my legs will not wrap around.
- 31:07SPEAKER_01: So she is, in fact, capable of showing affection, just not to her husband.
- 31:12SPEAKER_01: That's the takeaway here.
- 31:14SPEAKER_01: Honestly, I takeaway, I have no affection for that man either.
- 31:17SPEAKER_01: That man is such a nothing.
- 31:19SPEAKER_01: I just think they're not a good match, you know.
- 31:21SPEAKER_01: She wants to be with Adam, who since when is he the hottest guy there?
- 31:26SPEAKER_00: That was a wild statement.
- 31:28SPEAKER_00: It's obviously Cam.
- 31:30SPEAKER_01: Yes, obviously.
- 31:31SPEAKER_01: Like, and even her husband's like wild comment, and I was like, it is wild, it's Cam.
- 31:35SPEAKER_01: It is Cam.
- 31:37SPEAKER_01: Um, so Adam's like two outfits were crazy, and I really liked that the therapist called him them him on immediately.
- 31:44SPEAKER_00: That was awesome.
- 31:45SPEAKER_01: Challenge that fucker.
- 31:46SPEAKER_00: Um, it looks like in the previews coming up, they're finally gonna get into like a bit of a uh kerfuffle.
- 31:54SPEAKER_01: So I'm excited to see that because they annoy me so far with their flirtiness, I guess.
- 32:01SPEAKER_01: He just he bugs.
- 32:02SPEAKER_01: They both kind of bug.
- 32:03SPEAKER_01: Oh, but maybe they belong together.
- 32:04SPEAKER_01: They seem to really like each other.
- 32:08SPEAKER_00: Um Devin Caitlin.
- 32:15SPEAKER_01: Who are they?
- 32:17SPEAKER_01: Frosty Tips?
- 32:18SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes, yes, yes.
- 32:20SPEAKER_01: Okay, Frosty Tips.
- 32:21SPEAKER_00: They seem to be doing better, so that's great for them.
- 32:25SPEAKER_01: What about Belle Jolie and um uh Mecca?
- 32:30SPEAKER_01: I thought it was so cute when she went with him to the porta-potties, and she was like, There's no way in hell I'm doing that.
- 32:36SPEAKER_01: And then the editors went straight to I'm doing it! I know, I thought that was adorable.
- 32:42SPEAKER_01: Um, I left that.
- 32:43SPEAKER_01: She was turned on.
- 32:45SPEAKER_01: They finally had sex too.
- 32:47SPEAKER_01: Good for them.
- 32:48SPEAKER_01: Can you imagine being turned on watching someone clean a porta potty?
- 32:52SPEAKER_01: I mean, I guess I get it, you know.
- 32:54SPEAKER_01: It's this family business, and she's proud of him.
- 32:56SPEAKER_01: I just think that is so sweet, and I just really hope that they can make it.
- 32:59SPEAKER_00: I was I looked at my husband while we were watching it, and I said, he needs to be making more money than I do.
- 33:06SPEAKER_00: Those are the people that should be making a ton of money.
- 33:09SPEAKER_01: Can I just say that like I thought of something?
- 33:12SPEAKER_01: Like, why are big budget studios raking in the dough?
- 33:16SPEAKER_01: Like, I think that all we should pass a law to make movies two dollar five dollars tops, movie tickets five dollars tops, because then there would be a more equal division of money.
- 33:28SPEAKER_01: Because, like, why is why is making a movie more important than being a teacher and shaping our youth?
- 33:38SPEAKER_01: And this is the platform that you'll run on for president.
- 33:41SPEAKER_01: Like, make movie tickets five dollars tops that way you can only get so much money, you can only earn so much money, like these fucking studio heads that are printing money to make big giant Trojan horses at premieres in Shanghai and Seoul and London.
- 33:58SPEAKER_01: I think that you're I think you're talking about communism or socialism?
- 34:05SPEAKER_01: One of the two.
- 34:06SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm saying we should pay the teachers more, right?
- 34:11SPEAKER_01: We're equal, very uncapitalist capital capitalists.
- 34:16SPEAKER_01: They're not doing brain surgery.
- 34:17SPEAKER_01: They don't I'm aligned.
- 34:19SPEAKER_01: Listen, I'm aligned.
- 34:20SPEAKER_01: They don't deserve it.
- 34:21SPEAKER_01: Not the country we live in.
- 34:22SPEAKER_01: Mecca, give it to Mecca, like you said, he should be making more than you, and we know he is not.
- 34:27SPEAKER_01: Anyway, let's see.
- 34:30SPEAKER_01: Valid point.
- 34:31SPEAKER_01: Valid point.
- 34:31SPEAKER_01: I'm with you on your soapbox.
- 34:34SPEAKER_01: Okay, so then we have Michael Scott.
- 34:40SPEAKER_01: So, where do we leave off with them in that last half hour?
- 34:43SPEAKER_01: I'm very confused by their conversations.
- 34:45SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't know, they fight and then they seem to be doing better, and then they fight, and then they're doing better.
- 34:50SPEAKER_01: Yep, and that's the end of it.
- 34:53SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 34:55SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah, those two just are not a good match.
- 34:57SPEAKER_00: Like, there's no way it doesn't matter what happens.
- 34:59SPEAKER_01: We're not saying yes on decision day, so I don't know what we're doing here, but I don't know what we're doing here with these um dinner parties, and then they said this is our first group therapy session.
- 35:11SPEAKER_01: No, we don't need any group therapy sessions.
- 35:13SPEAKER_01: We've already seen individual therapy sessions.
- 35:15SPEAKER_01: This is turning into Married at First Sight Australia, and I hate it.
- 35:19SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, I I I kind of liked it, but okay.
- 35:22SPEAKER_01: Did you like the dinner too?
- 35:24SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the dinner was better than the group therapy.
- 35:27SPEAKER_01: Okay, maybe I need to finish the episode.
- 35:30SPEAKER_01: Maybe I did like it when um Michael Scott's wife was like, I'm trying to figure out how to talk about our relationship without embarrassing you.
- 35:38SPEAKER_01: That was funny.
- 35:40SPEAKER_01: Anyway, did I did we hit everybody?
- 35:43SPEAKER_01: I think we missed Felipe and What's Oh, yes, yes, yes.
- 35:46SPEAKER_00: Seems like they have figured it out.
- 35:48SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so good for them.
- 35:51SPEAKER_00: But I'm still entertained, like I'm into the season.
- 35:54SPEAKER_01: I do think some of the conversations are like dragging and stuff, but less so though than before they revamped on TikTok.
- 36:01SPEAKER_01: I mean Peacock.
- 36:02SPEAKER_01: Yes, I agree with you there.
- 36:04SPEAKER_01: So that's nice.
- 36:05SPEAKER_00: Um, okay, now we can move over to TLC divorce castle.
- 36:09SPEAKER_01: I only have one word for the whole thing, and it's necklace.
- 36:14SPEAKER_01: I'd be annoyed too, okay?
- 36:16SPEAKER_01: I would.
- 36:17SPEAKER_01: If your partner only got you necklaces, especially considering that I don't wear necklaces.
- 36:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you has he ever thought to ask her what she wants?
- 36:25SPEAKER_00: This is the problem because I feel bad for her because now she's made to feel like an asshole who is ungrateful when she has the right to like want the gift she wants.
- 36:35SPEAKER_01: He didn't ask her.
- 36:36SPEAKER_01: Why isn't he asking her?
- 36:37SPEAKER_01: Well, I think that to in his defense, which I'm not defending him overall, I agree with you 100%, but you know, you want to make it like a surprise.
- 36:45SPEAKER_01: You don't want to ask the person what they want.
- 36:47SPEAKER_01: And then this is Russ and Pow, by the way.
- 36:49SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Russ and Powell.
- 36:51SPEAKER_01: So he got her a necklace for their anniversary, and she's like, please don't let it be a necklace.
- 36:55SPEAKER_01: You give me so many necklaces, and it was a necklace.
- 36:59SPEAKER_01: I think I think it's important in relationships to try to be observant.
- 37:05SPEAKER_01: For example, if my husband says, he doesn't say this very often, so it's really annoying because I wish he would more.
- 37:12SPEAKER_01: But if he says, I want this or I really like this, or I wish I had more of this, I'll write it down in my notes app so I can remember when it comes time to pick a present for something, I have a running list.
- 37:22SPEAKER_01: That list has dried up.
- 37:23SPEAKER_01: So when he listens to this, like, please drop more hints.
- 37:26SPEAKER_01: But it's a thing they've been together for 12 years, so the list has dried up.
- 37:31SPEAKER_01: So then she needs to say more.
- 37:34SPEAKER_00: I wish I had this or I like this kind of jewelry.
- 37:37SPEAKER_01: Like, so it takes a little bit of the element of surprise out.
- 37:41SPEAKER_01: Like, wouldn't you rather have what you want?
- 37:43SPEAKER_01: I guess, yeah.
- 37:44SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 37:45SPEAKER_01: I see both sides, but I do understand.
- 37:48SPEAKER_01: It's like it seems like kind of like weak to just like lean on that.
- 37:52SPEAKER_01: I can't even remember anything else that happened in this episode.
- 37:57SPEAKER_01: Nothing stood out to me, literally nothing.
- 37:59SPEAKER_01: So I think we're good to just end it there.
- 38:01SPEAKER_01: Okay, great.
- 38:02SPEAKER_01: Those two, I think they're gonna get a divorce.
- 38:04SPEAKER_01: I do too.
- 38:07SPEAKER_01: Now, the way I screamed at my TV, you're gonna start there.
- 38:11SPEAKER_01: We're starting there.
- 38:13SPEAKER_01: This motherfucker, I can't start anywhere else with this hanging over my head.
- 38:17SPEAKER_01: Okay, this motherfucker.
- 38:21SPEAKER_01: Like, if I saw him in the street, I feel like I might be in danger of harming him.
- 38:26SPEAKER_01: Like, I feel like you're gonna hold me back.
- 38:30SPEAKER_01: But I just have one thing to say.
- 38:33SPEAKER_01: Hey, it's not easy being with Mito.
- 38:36SPEAKER_01: No, it certainly is not.
- 38:38SPEAKER_01: You catch that when he said that, yes, of course.
- 38:41SPEAKER_01: But he's never said something truer in his life.
- 38:44SPEAKER_01: And what we didn't touch on last week is when Debbie was sobbing in the street, she had white pants on.
- 38:52SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
- 38:53SPEAKER_01: She sat down in the ground in of New Orleans in white pants.
- 38:57SPEAKER_01: So we're talking about Debbie and Mito, and he they're at a wedding chapel, and she says, What do you think?
- 39:04SPEAKER_01: And he says, I think I need to pack my bags and go home.
- 39:08SPEAKER_01: And she falls apart, collapses onto the street in tears.
- 39:10SPEAKER_01: In white pants.
- 39:12SPEAKER_01: In white pants.
- 39:12SPEAKER_01: That's where we left things.
- 39:14SPEAKER_01: So then he comes back, says classic Egyptian prank, gotcha.
- 39:20SPEAKER_01: Here's an engagement ring with the price tag still on it.
- 39:23SPEAKER_01: And if it doesn't fit, that's okay.
- 39:25SPEAKER_01: You can just lose weight.
- 39:27SPEAKER_01: That's not what he said.
- 39:28SPEAKER_01: Yes, it is.
- 39:29SPEAKER_01: He said, I don't know if it will fit because you've lost weight.
- 39:33SPEAKER_01: I choose to believe what I heard.
- 39:35SPEAKER_01: She would not even turn around to see the ring.
- 39:38SPEAKER_01: Do you blame her?
- 39:40SPEAKER_01: That prank.
- 39:42SPEAKER_00: Classic Egyptian prank.
- 39:43SPEAKER_01: Don't you know all Egyptians are just like world-class pranksters?
- 39:47SPEAKER_01: Remember the guy, um Balal and Shaida.
- 39:52SPEAKER_01: Shaida.
- 39:53SPEAKER_01: Shaida?
- 39:54SPEAKER_01: And he took her to like a busted ass house.
- 39:56SPEAKER_01: Yes, how could I forget?
- 39:58SPEAKER_01: That was also diabolical.
- 40:00SPEAKER_01: That was this was way more diabolical than that.
- 40:03SPEAKER_01: He is just a really terrible person.
- 40:07SPEAKER_01: You know what?
- 40:08SPEAKER_01: He's the George Clooney of Egypt, and George Clooney likes pranks.
- 40:13SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 40:13SPEAKER_01: So he's learning from the best.
- 40:15SPEAKER_01: But at this point, like honestly, I don't have any sympathy for Deborah because she's letting this happen to her.
- 40:21SPEAKER_01: So she's, you know, uh, what's it called?
- 40:25SPEAKER_01: Leaning into the power dynamic, too.
- 40:27SPEAKER_01: Like she helps.
- 40:28SPEAKER_01: Like, she's like, I don't know, you know, if you want to go to acting classes, here's a chapel, you know.
- 40:33SPEAKER_01: It's like very clearly like an exchange.
- 40:36SPEAKER_01: But like, are they even banging?
- 40:39SPEAKER_01: No, because religion.
- 40:41SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, but she hadn't he had no problem fucking that slut in Egypt.
- 40:45SPEAKER_01: So speaking of people who are accused of banging but aren't Maxwell and Aisha.
- 40:52SPEAKER_01: Oh because Rod amongst his many conspiracies about robocalls from Nigeria, which I've never gotten a robocall from Nigeria personally, but um, my scams are much more like health insurance related.
- 41:06SPEAKER_01: Um, but whatever.
- 41:07SPEAKER_01: He's getting scams from Nigerians, I guess.
- 41:10SPEAKER_01: He thinks she must be pregnant, and but you know what?
- 41:14SPEAKER_00: This whole thing is a fake.
- 41:16SPEAKER_00: Because nobody goes to Nigeria with like days' notice.
- 41:19SPEAKER_00: You can't, you have to get vaccines to go to Nigeria with like 10-day lead time.
- 41:24SPEAKER_01: Yeah, everybody knows what's happening.
- 41:27SPEAKER_01: Rod is doing his best, Oscar to Rod.
- 41:31SPEAKER_01: He seems convincing.
- 41:32SPEAKER_01: If I wasn't like a smart person, I'd be like, oh my god, totally look at him, so concerned.
- 41:37SPEAKER_01: Yeah, another conflict has come to an end over on the farm of Thomas's stepmom.
- 41:44SPEAKER_01: I thought Paula was really mature with the way that she addressed this with Rainey.
- 41:50SPEAKER_01: Totally.
- 41:51SPEAKER_01: I love that you remembered his stepmom's name.
- 41:54SPEAKER_01: I'll never forget that woman haunts me in my dreams.
- 41:57SPEAKER_01: I'm scared of her.
- 41:58SPEAKER_01: What haunts me is her.
- 42:00SPEAKER_01: Oh, can we hold on a second, please?
- 42:04SPEAKER_01: Where are you going?
- 42:07SPEAKER_01: Okay, sorry.
- 42:08SPEAKER_01: What'd you have to get?
- 42:10SPEAKER_01: I had to get something important.
- 42:11SPEAKER_01: What was it?
- 42:13SPEAKER_01: I'll show you.
- 42:16SPEAKER_01: Do you want to tell our 10 listeners what I'm holding?
- 42:18SPEAKER_01: I'm so happy that you bought it.
- 42:21SPEAKER_01: It's a tiny passport.
- 42:23SPEAKER_01: It's a miniature.
- 42:24SPEAKER_01: To manifest travel.
- 42:26SPEAKER_01: I love it.
- 42:27SPEAKER_01: Tiny compass.
- 42:29SPEAKER_01: Tiny binoculars.
- 42:32SPEAKER_01: And a tiny map.
- 42:34SPEAKER_01: So we were asking where she gets all her miniatures.
- 42:39SPEAKER_01: We know now that the answer is Michael's.
- 42:41SPEAKER_01: Michael's has miniatures, they're very expensive.
- 42:44SPEAKER_01: So we know why Thomas is upset.
- 42:46SPEAKER_01: My mini passport was like eight bucks, but so now I'm just like not sure what to do with my miniatures.
- 42:53SPEAKER_01: Maybe you just hold them and like imagine your next trip.
- 42:58SPEAKER_01: How often should I do should I practice this?
- 43:02SPEAKER_01: Maybe like every night, like instead of prayers, prayer to the passport.
- 43:07SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 43:07SPEAKER_01: In lieu of prayers, you you you you pray to your miniatures.
- 43:11SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 43:12SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna hell for that, probably.
- 43:15SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna so we'll I mean we're already gonna go there.
- 43:18SPEAKER_01: So it's fine.
- 43:19SPEAKER_01: Speak for yourself, bruh.
- 43:21SPEAKER_01: Um, I like that they kind of made up.
- 43:24SPEAKER_01: I still think it's wrong for stepmom Rainy to put it on Thomas if she if he wants to have a relationship with his biological mom, he's within his right to do so.
- 43:36SPEAKER_00: That doesn't make him love you less.
- 43:37SPEAKER_01: So but I do understand, like, she raised this boy, and he had the like she saw how much pain this woman caused him.
- 43:44SPEAKER_01: Right, but he's still entitled to a relationship with her if that's what he wants, and it doesn't make her less of a mother to him.
- 43:52SPEAKER_01: I know, but it just it's not personal, and she's taking it personally, and that's not fair to Thomas.
- 43:56SPEAKER_01: I think she probably has a lot of rage.
- 44:00SPEAKER_01: Sure, she does, but that's for her to talk about with her husband in private.
- 44:03SPEAKER_01: She picked up the pieces for this little boy, and now this other woman, like she still gets her happy ending.
- 44:08SPEAKER_01: Like, anger, I know, doesn't hurt the other person, it only hurts you, but it's not that she shouldn't feel that way, it's just like she shouldn't put that on Thomas, and it shouldn't be a reason why they're not going to the wedding.
- 44:19SPEAKER_01: That's not fair.
- 44:20SPEAKER_01: I know, I know.
- 44:20SPEAKER_01: And I do think that she needs help to work that out.
- 44:23SPEAKER_01: I would need help to work that out.
- 44:24SPEAKER_01: Yeah, definitely.
- 44:26SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I think you're right.
- 44:27SPEAKER_01: Paula handled it beautifully.
- 44:28SPEAKER_01: Remy, Remy?
- 44:30SPEAKER_01: Rini.
- 44:31SPEAKER_01: Reene handled it beautifully, also, like she saw her side, and good for them.
- 44:38SPEAKER_01: Happy ending.
- 44:39SPEAKER_01: Where we might not get a happy ending anymore is with our beloved Mallory and Rasheed.
- 44:45SPEAKER_00: If they break up over this, valid.
- 44:48SPEAKER_01: I think this is another fake plot line because they're so you know how many women on these shows say, like, I don't know if I want to have kids.
- 44:56SPEAKER_01: They always have them.
- 44:58SPEAKER_01: We'll see.
- 45:00SPEAKER_01: I think I feel bad for her though, when she kind of gave like the backstory of her family.
- 45:04SPEAKER_01: My god, yeah.
- 45:05SPEAKER_01: The reason she doesn't want to have kids is because like she's never seen like a healthy parent, never seen an example of healthy parenting.
- 45:12SPEAKER_01: So she doesn't have her mom drank a bunch and brought random guys around, and then her dad kicked her out at 18.
- 45:17SPEAKER_01: That sucks.
- 45:18SPEAKER_01: Still hasn't talked to her.
- 45:19SPEAKER_01: Yeah, brutal.
- 45:20SPEAKER_01: She seems so nice too.
- 45:22SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 45:22SPEAKER_01: Why did he kick her out?
- 45:23SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 45:25SPEAKER_01: I think that they're so happy that like producers kind of talk to them, like what are disagreements you've had in the past, or like what are like little things that you think about.
- 45:34SPEAKER_01: And I think that maybe they that she questioned whether or not she wanted to have kids at one point, and so they're like, Okay, that's gonna be your your thing.
- 45:43SPEAKER_01: I hope you're right.
- 45:45SPEAKER_01: I I think I am.
- 45:46SPEAKER_01: We'll see.
- 45:47SPEAKER_01: Mark my words, they will have children, and it irritates me as like someone who doesn't want to have kids and like can't even really say it with like a period at the end of the sentence because it's so hard to say, is all these women like Julia, all she needed was like a trip, one trip to Europe, and then all of a sudden she wants kids, and it's like don't appropriate my culture, your child-free culture, because it's not easy, it's really hard to make a choice like this, and I like want to see more representation on TV.
- 46:22SPEAKER_01: Your feelings are valid.
- 46:24SPEAKER_01: Thank you, but I will take it back if she really doesn't have kids.
- 46:28SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that feels fair.
- 46:30SPEAKER_01: I liked her wedding dress.
- 46:31SPEAKER_01: Me too.
- 46:32SPEAKER_01: I thought she looked so beautiful, she looked so beautiful and so happy, just like beaming.
- 46:37SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 46:38SPEAKER_01: Okay, I did save the best for last though.
- 46:40SPEAKER_01: We have two more.
- 46:42SPEAKER_01: Okay, who else do we have?
- 46:44SPEAKER_01: You always forget the couple uh well, the woman I hate the most.
- 46:48SPEAKER_01: Oh, I don't know why.
- 46:50SPEAKER_01: They're just like kind of boring to me.
- 46:52SPEAKER_01: She's an a fucking monster.
- 46:55SPEAKER_01: All this man wants is a text from her.
- 46:57SPEAKER_01: She, I don't know what she expected from him or why she thinks he's so dumb, but she's humiliating this man on national television.
- 47:06SPEAKER_01: She had wild expectations that she never communicated, and now she's making him feel like shit.
- 47:15SPEAKER_01: I hate her.
- 47:16SPEAKER_01: I hate her, and that's all we can say.
- 47:17SPEAKER_01: That's all we need to say about them.
- 47:19SPEAKER_01: Marissa, Edward, hate them, hate her.
- 47:21SPEAKER_01: He seems delightful.
- 47:23SPEAKER_01: I think that she's probably getting hers with the internet hate.
- 47:27SPEAKER_01: Good.
- 47:28SPEAKER_01: Now can we yeah?
- 47:30SPEAKER_01: Um, I think it's pretty wild.
- 47:33SPEAKER_01: I've never seen somebody whose parents hate them so much.
- 47:38SPEAKER_01: They put on a whole Easter egg hunt for her, and yet they hate her.
- 47:45SPEAKER_01: That Easter egg hunt was weird as fuck.
- 47:48SPEAKER_01: Their whole family is weird.
- 47:50SPEAKER_01: They give like the start to a horror movie vibe to me.
- 47:54SPEAKER_01: They do.
- 47:55SPEAKER_01: Well, if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your savior, you won't go.
- 47:59SPEAKER_01: You're going to hell.
- 48:00SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and she said it with like this this weird like glint in her eye, like a twinkle.
- 48:04SPEAKER_01: Also, at the cake tasting, first of all, she's like, I'm going into today with an open mind.
- 48:09SPEAKER_01: It's like it's a cake tasting.
- 48:12SPEAKER_00: Should hope you have an open mind.
- 48:15SPEAKER_00: When she casually mentioned that the company that has all his stuff has been contacting her and she never said anything to him.
- 48:23SPEAKER_00: That's grounds for a breakup.
- 48:25SPEAKER_01: This woman is horrible.
- 48:28SPEAKER_01: She said, I told you I would tell you about it later, and then you never asked.
- 48:33SPEAKER_01: He's probably got a lot to be thinking about.
- 48:36SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and that was like all in front of her parents, too.
- 48:39SPEAKER_01: But they're like, Yeah, we know she sucks.
- 48:42SPEAKER_01: This bitch, right?
- 48:44SPEAKER_01: Their whole family scares me, and it's it's just like wild to me how much even her grandpa basically, like, good luck, Josh.
- 48:54SPEAKER_01: Like, they all hate her.
- 48:56SPEAKER_01: I know, but like they didn't give her any tools to to help herself.
- 49:01SPEAKER_01: That's my thought.
- 49:01SPEAKER_00: Is like, yeah, she's an adult, and now she needs to take responsibility for herself, but it's clear to me that they didn't do anything as parents to I think they just thought they had an annoying kid.
- 49:13SPEAKER_00: They never did anything as parents to step back and be like, maybe we need to like address some of this and help her.
- 49:21SPEAKER_00: And I I could be wrong, but that's just like the way it seems to me.
- 49:24SPEAKER_01: I'm just this is just coming to me now, but do you think that they told her she was annoying when she was a kid?
- 49:30SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 49:31SPEAKER_01: Because in that case, she would be self-conscious, she's not in drinking a lot because she's nervous about her interactions with people.
- 49:41SPEAKER_01: I don't think that's it.
- 49:42SPEAKER_01: No, I think she just like I just don't think you should ever tell your kid they're annoying.
- 49:46SPEAKER_01: No, you shouldn't.
- 49:50SPEAKER_01: I think that's really fucked up.
- 49:54SPEAKER_01: But not saying that that made her who she is.
- 49:58SPEAKER_01: I mean, she has severe mental problems.
- 50:01SPEAKER_01: And also, like, it shocks me that she is so devout in her religious convictions.
- 50:10SPEAKER_01: When is she going to church?
- 50:12SPEAKER_01: And they they obviously have sex.
- 50:13SPEAKER_01: He said a nice shag made us get over our friends.
- 50:16SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 50:17SPEAKER_01: So I don't that whole thing is like weird to me.
- 50:19SPEAKER_01: Maybe she's just putting it on in front of her parents.
- 50:21SPEAKER_01: Did you see in the scenes for the next episode what she says about him?
- 50:25SPEAKER_01: No, what'd she say?
- 50:26SPEAKER_01: She said, Josh never bleeps my bleep.
- 50:30SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 50:36SPEAKER_01: The show is just like the season's like really good, I feel.
- 50:39SPEAKER_01: All cylinders are firing.
- 50:43SPEAKER_01: You are yawning.
- 50:45SPEAKER_01: Are you gonna just rot for the rest of the day, hopefully?
- 50:48SPEAKER_01: Because you look tie-tie.
- 50:50SPEAKER_01: I slept for 10 hours.
- 50:52SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
- 50:53SPEAKER_01: Which I think is the reason.
- 50:54SPEAKER_01: Like sometimes sleeping too much makes you more tired.
- 50:57SPEAKER_01: Have you ever yawned that before your pr in your pre-kid days?
- 51:00SPEAKER_01: I have, I have, and I can't complain.
- 51:03SPEAKER_01: I get full night sleep now.
- 51:04SPEAKER_01: Really, it's just like on me if I don't want to go to bed at a reasonable time now.
- 51:08SPEAKER_01: Like my kid sleeps eight to seven, so it's on us if we're not sleeping enough.
- 51:14SPEAKER_01: That is the dream, you did it.
- 51:17SPEAKER_01: We got really lucky.
- 51:19SPEAKER_01: I'll say, I'll say that's incredible.
- 51:22SPEAKER_01: Congratulations.
- 51:23SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
- 51:24SPEAKER_01: He starts daycare on Monday.
- 51:26SPEAKER_01: My meme.
- 51:28SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 51:29SPEAKER_01: And you start work.
- 51:30SPEAKER_01: No, you don't.
- 51:31SPEAKER_01: No, I start work the following Wednesday.
- 51:34SPEAKER_00: So I get a week and a half of just me time, rot time.
- 51:38SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be heavenly.
- 51:39SPEAKER_00: I might take Sims back up.
- 51:41SPEAKER_01: You should get that new one.
- 51:42SPEAKER_01: I should.
- 51:43SPEAKER_01: I just thought of that.
- 51:44SPEAKER_01: You can give us a review on the pod.
- 51:46SPEAKER_01: What is it called?
- 51:48SPEAKER_00: I don't know, but like I get I get sick of Sims after like a week anyway.
- 51:52SPEAKER_00: So this might be perfect, you know?
- 51:54SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 51:54SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 51:56SPEAKER_01: So, what are you gonna do for the rest of your birthday?
- 51:58SPEAKER_01: You're gonna eat a nice dinner and eat your did you make your cake?
- 52:00SPEAKER_01: Did you finish your cake?
- 52:01SPEAKER_01: I did.
- 52:02SPEAKER_01: I made the Tom Cruise cake.
- 52:03SPEAKER_01: If anybody knows, Tom Cruise sends this cake from Dones bakery, I believe.
- 52:08SPEAKER_01: They're in Woodland Hills.
- 52:09SPEAKER_01: I think everyone knows.
- 52:10SPEAKER_01: Um, and I have made it before, a copycat version, probably the best cake I've ever had in my life.
- 52:16SPEAKER_00: I one day will will try the one from Done's because I have to.
- 52:20SPEAKER_00: Um, but it's 150 bucks, that cake.
- 52:22SPEAKER_01: Like it's a lot of money.
- 52:24SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
- 52:25SPEAKER_01: Um, so we're gonna have that cake.
- 52:27SPEAKER_01: My husband's making me a delicious dinner, surfing turf.
- 52:30SPEAKER_01: We're gonna get the baby down first and then numbers.
- 52:34SPEAKER_01: Just have a delightful evening.
- 52:36SPEAKER_01: What are you gonna do?
- 52:37SPEAKER_01: Um, we're doing some chore-like activities.
- 52:43SPEAKER_01: I kind of want to watch the drama with Zimbea.
- 52:46SPEAKER_01: Oh, I thought you had already watched it.
- 52:48SPEAKER_01: I had not, I just read.
- 52:50SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 52:51SPEAKER_01: Well, I hope you enjoy that.
- 52:53SPEAKER_01: What about tomorrow?
- 52:54SPEAKER_01: Are you gonna rot tomorrow?
- 52:56SPEAKER_01: Um, I mean, maybe like tomorrow, the three of us are just gonna be hanging out.
- 53:00SPEAKER_01: I know my husband has to do yard work.
- 53:02SPEAKER_01: So I did, you know, we were on FaceTime with mom and dad earlier, and they were there was a lot of smoothie talk because you had a smoothie, and I thought that sounds good.
- 53:12SPEAKER_01: So maybe the three of us will go get smoothies tomorrow.
- 53:15SPEAKER_01: Speaking of that, can you hear him?
- 53:18SPEAKER_01: No, what's he doing?
- 53:19SPEAKER_01: I don't, he's crying, so I gotta run to figure that out.
- 53:23SPEAKER_01: Thanks for running with us.
- 53:24SPEAKER_01: Thanks for running in.