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Tiffany Haddish DUI and Kim Kardashian Movie with Chris Franjola · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 1: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
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  Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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  Speaker 1: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
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  Speaker 1: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
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  Speaker 1: click and collect.
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  Speaker 2: So easy.
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  Speaker 1: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 3: Woo woo.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 4: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I am here with
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  Speaker 2: my favorite.
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  Speaker 3: Your favorite.
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  Speaker 4: Chris Frangiola.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for saying that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to put anything on anybody else's opinion.
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  Speaker 3: I know, because I don't want the other people to say,
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  Speaker 3: he's not my favorite.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's okay.
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  Speaker 3: Your favorite.
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  Speaker 4: Definitely mine.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know about that, but I'll take it.
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  Speaker 4: A hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: Really? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see what happens in the next couple months. Right now,
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  Speaker 2: you're still at the top of the pyramid of people.
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  Speaker 3: I don't wear earrings. Not yet. Again, not yet. Not yet.
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  Speaker 3: That's true. That could change at any time.
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  Speaker 2: That's the first thing that happens is start wearing earrings. Anyway, listen,
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  Speaker 2: thank you for being here. Tell me about your Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 3: Had a nice one. How about yours?
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  Speaker 5: Good?
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  Speaker 3: You had a good time?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was our first Thanksgiving in La Quinta and
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  Speaker 2: we always, every other year we host with Peter's cousins
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  Speaker 2: and siblings and And then this time my sister, your
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  Speaker 2: sister sometimes comes, but it was 20, supposed to be 27.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of people got sick down to 23, Ed, 23.
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  Speaker 3: That's still a lot. That's a lot. And you handle it?
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  Speaker 3: You handle that?
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  Speaker 2: I stopped at a certain point. I was like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I used to try to be the wife that impressed people.
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  Speaker 2: the other relatives. But now that I'm an old wife,
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  Speaker 2: like it's been a long time, I think I did
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  Speaker 2: too many sides from Costco and I'm a little disgusted
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  Speaker 2: with myself.
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  Speaker 3: Too many sides? Like already prepared?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I did too much, because I said, you know what,
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  Speaker 2: fuck it. I'm doing all Costco. I'm just going to
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  Speaker 2: throw some rosemary on it and like an extra pecan
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  Speaker 2: to make it look like my own.
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  Speaker 3: But you didn't say it was your own.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't lie.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. I just didn't care.
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  Speaker 4: I've been in the family long enough.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: They're thrilled to come and like, you know.
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  Speaker 2: But now, as I chucked some of those sides, this
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  Speaker 2: yam dish that I got, the deck, I had to
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  Speaker 2: get rid of it before I left Laquita.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 6: And.
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  Speaker 4: It looked like a pile of dicks.
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  Speaker 2: It looked so gross that the whole way driving home,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, you know what? I'm going, I think,
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  Speaker 2: for Christmas. My sister's going to be there and there's
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  Speaker 2: not going to be as many people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, Shannon and I are going to actually
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  Speaker 2: make some real food from scratch.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Like we're going to actually.
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  Speaker 2: Buy the sweet potatoes and maybe I'll do like a
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  Speaker 2: sweet potato souffle or something.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to really make some other vegetables.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I need too many potatoes. half-ass Costco situations. And I
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  Speaker 2: felt a little dirty after.
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  Speaker 4: A little dirty.
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  Speaker 3: And the sweet potatoes look like a bunch of.
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  Speaker 4: A bunch of dicks nobody wanted. Nobody wanted them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And every year I try to push them on people.
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  Speaker 2: And every year I'm like, why do I keep doing that?
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  Speaker 4: They're not a hit.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need to have 14 sides.
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  Speaker 2: Is it a Costco sweet potato? It was a Costco
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  Speaker 2: sweet potato, a little healthier version.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I should have just gone for the mashed or I
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  Speaker 2: should have done this one thing that there is a
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  Speaker 2: Ruth Chris recipe. that you can find online that I
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  Speaker 2: did once that is their sweet potato souffle, which is
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  Speaker 2: fricking delicious. So that is what I'm gonna do for Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: Peter did the turkey on the Traeger. That turned out great.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, good.
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  Speaker 2: But Drake was furious because he took it out, let
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  Speaker 2: it rest, then we cut it up, covered it. But
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  Speaker 2: by the time we did our circle where we say
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  Speaker 2: what we're grateful for, Drake felt it wasn't warm enough.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And so he's pissed about that. And so I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I want to do a redo.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Either Christmas Eve or Christmas. Do the turkey. Actually make
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  Speaker 4: real sides. Not as many.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Too many fucking sides.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And you're doing it out in La Quinta again? Christmas
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  Speaker 3: in La Quinta? Or here?
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  Speaker 4: No, we're just kidding.
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  Speaker 3: We're not.
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  Speaker 4: No, we'll do it there.
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  Speaker 3: We'll do it there. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I did a very exciting thing for my decoration.
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  Speaker 3: What? For Christmas or Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 4: I just made the boys go before I left.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know if I want to reveal it.
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  Speaker 2: Can I reveal it?
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  Speaker 3: I guess I can.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell anybody.
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  Speaker 4: I went, so the way.
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  Speaker 2: My house is, I have these doors and there's equal
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  Speaker 2: glass on either side of the doors.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And because it's kind of modern and it's Palm Springs,
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  Speaker 2: I got two pre-lit white flocked trees for either side
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  Speaker 2: and it fucking looks great.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: And I don't even know if I'm going to decorate them.
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  Speaker 2: I might be like a chic restaurant. Or if I
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  Speaker 2: do it, I'm only going to do like gold and
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  Speaker 2: silver balls.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And then, so then the kids are like, well, we're
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  Speaker 2: not going to bother putting up our tree here, are we?
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, yes, that's like.
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  Speaker 2: Our kid tree.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, it's a tree in Woodland Hills.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm kind of like, I don't know. It's
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  Speaker 2: not like I'm having anyone come over.
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  Speaker 3: And they're not kids anymore.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have any friends left.
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  Speaker 3: I'll swing by. I'll swing by. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I can do something with your daughter.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, tell me about your Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 3: We had a night. We go to my wife's, you know,
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  Speaker 3: family's house. None of my family, all her family.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: They live here. And we went over there. It was,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I mean, it's a bunch of, they're all
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  Speaker 3: like nerds, you know.
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  Speaker 6: They're like nerdy people.
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  Speaker 3: They do like real stuff. what we call regular people
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  Speaker 3: jokes and stuff. You know, they laugh at commercials. You
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  Speaker 3: ever see, you know what I'm talking about? Like watching
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  Speaker 3: a football game and funny commercial comes on and they'll
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  Speaker 3: actually laugh at the funny commercial. That's funny to like
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  Speaker 3: regular people, but not to like comedians.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, interesting.
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  Speaker 3: So I have to deal with that. I have to
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  Speaker 3: deal with like regular people.
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  Speaker 2: Well, at least you're together with your wife. Some people
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  Speaker 2: that were separated.
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  Speaker 4: Do you want to hear?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yes, I do.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me. Please tell. It's, I don't know. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think I've ever heard anything greater on Thanksgiving in my life. Okay. Now,
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  Speaker 3: you know how sometimes strange, like people who, their neighbors came,
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  Speaker 3: a couple.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Probably in their seven, mid-70s. Okay. They came because they
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  Speaker 3: didn't have any family. So they have children, but they
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  Speaker 3: were moved out.
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  Speaker 2: Got it.
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  Speaker 3: So I guess my wife's family was like, come on over.
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  Speaker 3: So they came over. They were very nice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, it comes time to serve everybody and we're all
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  Speaker 3: in the kitchen. Everything's on the table and we're all serving.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And the guy has a sweater wrapped around his, you know,
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  Speaker 3: that tied sweater over his shoulder.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. And my wife's mother goes, oh, be careful with
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  Speaker 3: your sweater. The stove is on. Because he's standing by
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  Speaker 3: the stove with his plate. Nothing's happening. She just says,
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  Speaker 3: you know, keep an eye on it. The stove's on.
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  Speaker 3: Make sure your sweater doesn't. And he goes, oh, that's
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  Speaker 3: how my grandmother died, you know. And I thought it
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  Speaker 3: was a joke. I thought he was just like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: ha ha. And he goes, no, seriously. Seriously. And he
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  Speaker 3: turns to me and I'm waiting in line with my plate.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to get my food. And he goes, no, seriously.
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  Speaker 3: She was an elderly woman, Irish American. And she had
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  Speaker 3: a big shawl on and it caught on fire. And
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  Speaker 3: she was too old to get it off her. And
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  Speaker 3: she burned to a crisp. And he goes, her daughter
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  Speaker 3: found her the next day, burned to a crisp on
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  Speaker 3: the floor. This is what he's telling me as I'm
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  Speaker 3: waiting in line. And I was like, oh, okay. And
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  Speaker 3: then he turned, without missing a beat, he goes, oh,
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  Speaker 3: two kinds of stuffing. I couldn't believe it. I turned
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  Speaker 3: to my wife and said, did you just hear what
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  Speaker 3: he just said? And she goes, yeah. I said, his
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  Speaker 3: grandmother burned to a crisp and he just told me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if you know what I'm thinking
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  Speaker 2: of right now.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: But I'm thinking about the day that we realized the story.
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  Speaker 4: I think Chewy told us that.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. How his mother died was that they had a
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  Speaker 2: small house.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And they picked corn or collected corn or sold corn.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And they had so much corn that they decided to
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  Speaker 2: put the corn on the roof.
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  Speaker 3: The corn husks on the roof, yeah. Corn husks?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: This whole time I thought they were just a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of ears of corn.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was the husks. They had sheared the
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  Speaker 3: husks or something. From what I gathered, it could.
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  Speaker 4: Have been the ears of corn.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, it was so heavy that it crushed, it broke
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  Speaker 2: the roof one day and she died.
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  Speaker 3: The roof collapsed on his mom. Yes. And his mom
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  Speaker 3: was crushed by corn. And we thought that was a joke.
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  Speaker 4: No, we didn't.
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  Speaker 2: And then it was like, but then we would be
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  Speaker 2: so awful that like when we'd have like food at lunchtime,
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  Speaker 2: if there was ever corn on the cob.
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  Speaker 4: Or any, usually corn on the cob.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a corn dish.
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  Speaker 4: No one brought it up.
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  Speaker 2: But if it was corn on the cob, we'd be like,
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  Speaker 2: don't let Chewy in here.
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  Speaker 4: Like, you know, like he's going to be triggered.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was awful.
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  Speaker 4: Dark humor.
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  Speaker 3: That's what we did. That's what I got. That's what
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  Speaker 3: I got on Thanksgiving. Yeah. And then the same guy
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  Speaker 3: told me that he said, don't get a dog with
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  Speaker 3: my daughter. He goes, don't get a dog. We didn't,
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  Speaker 3: you're not going to want a dog. I was like, okay, cool.
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  Speaker 3: Because we were running around in the backyard. And he goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we never got dogs. So what we did with my
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  Speaker 3: three kids is we just gave them dog names and
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  Speaker 3: had them drink out of dog bowls. So they were
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  Speaker 3: the dogs. Hey, you probably couldn't do that these days, right?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, no, I don't think you could. That's awful.
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  Speaker 3: He goes, yeah, we made them, the kids, the dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know there was a kid that lived up
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  Speaker 2: the street from us and he was the youngest of
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  Speaker 2: three and he had a name, a different name.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just going to call him Sean.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But they told everybody in the neighborhood and everything, oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's PETA. We call him PETA.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And we're like, oh, okay.
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  Speaker 4: We just thought that was his name. Then we're like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, that's not his name.
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  Speaker 2: His name is really Sean.
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  Speaker 4: And they're like, oh, we call him that because it's
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  Speaker 4: short for pain in the ass.
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  Speaker 2: The kid was like six or seven at this time.
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  Speaker 4: And the entire family called him PETA.
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  Speaker 3: That's not nice.
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  Speaker 2: And then we were like looking over and we like
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  Speaker 2: saw that like they invited us over for his birthday
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  Speaker 2: or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: And on the cake, the Carville cake, happy birthday PETA.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's not nice.
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  Speaker 2: But he's fine today. He is?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's successful and has kids.
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  Speaker 3: He overcame it.
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  Speaker 4: It's just people just raise their kids differently.
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  Speaker 3: I guess that's true.
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  Speaker 4: They just really did.
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  Speaker 3: I know, people, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They really, we are way too nice of parents ourselves.
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  Speaker 3: I know, things today you just forget about. You'd be
• 10:57
  Speaker 3: arrested for everything.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
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  Speaker 2: for it? This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
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  Speaker 2: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
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  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
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  Speaker 3: What's it called?
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  Speaker 2: It's Dune ADL.
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  Speaker 5: Where?
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: I got it on Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 5: Lift, please.
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  Speaker 4: Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
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  Speaker 2: No. Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
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  Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
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  Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
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  Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
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  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
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  Speaker 3: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
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  Speaker 3: When your free will is about to be taken from you,
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
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  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
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  Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
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  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
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  Speaker 3: started crying. Everybody in life encounters hardships.
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  Speaker 5: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
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  Speaker 5: go through. It's about what happens next.
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  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
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  Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was.
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  Speaker 2: You're worth the work.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
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  Speaker 4: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
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  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
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  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of which, Will and Jada spent Thanksgiving together.
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  Speaker 3: I saw that. I saw a picture.
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  Speaker 4: They hired a professional.
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  Speaker 2: Photographer to make sure that– and then posted all over
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  Speaker 2: to make sure the world knew that they spent Thanksgiving together.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, this marriage is tightly– I mean, it's a
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  Speaker 3: tight-knit marriage. If they have survived everything they've been going
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  Speaker 3: through the last couple of years, still able to hang
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  Speaker 3: out on Thanksgiving, God bless them.
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  Speaker 2: I'm also just like, I've said this before, like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I do feel it would have been shocking if you
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  Speaker 2: broke up 12 years ago when you'd wear matching outfits
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  Speaker 2: and you're on Oprah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 4: But now, God, go live your life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: God, Will, get another girlfriend that's like into you.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: Anyway, but they did. And then also, here they are together.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: You know, good looking family.
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: Nice looking family. Now, is that the grandma? Is that
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: Grandma Pinkett Smith? Oh, yeah.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Wait, where's the grandma?
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: In the hat. Jesus, she looks like she's 25. Well,
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: she is.
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, she is not much older than Jada.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: She had her really young.
• 13:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: But yeah, they have some good genes. They're a good
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: looking family.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: And then Kyle and Mauricio, they're separated, but they spent
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving together.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, good. See, everybody's working it out.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: And people always wonder about her and this girl, Morgan Wade.
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna make you love me. She's going on tour
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: with Alanis Morissette. And they say they're just good friends,
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: but then they played with the rumors and did a
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: romantic music video together for her.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: That maybe they were more than good friends.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: Anyway, I spotted them in La Quinta together.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: You did?
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: Wow. That's a good one.
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: It is a good one.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Because I walked in and my friend who's a Juicy
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Scooper invited me to her country club gated area where
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: they film when Kyle has the girls over.
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: They have a house there.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: And I was walking through and they were having a
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: snow slide and things like that and a whole day
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: for kids shopping, whatever. Right. And- I just see this
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: girl sitting there and I see all the neck tattoos
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: and stuff. And I'm like, oh, that's kind of interesting.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: I wonder why does that look familiar to me?
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: It took me like a second.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, my God, that's Morgan Wade.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: And then later on, we went around the golf course
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: and we saw them taking a power walk together.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Wow. That says it right there, doesn't it? No, it doesn't.
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, no?
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Power walk?
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: Women take walks together all the time.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: Not a power. I think power walks.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: But I think what happened is I think she did
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: her family thing with him in L.A.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: And then just she and Morgan went to the house.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: But I don't know. There could have been a house
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: full of other people. You didn't approach?
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: You didn't go up and say?
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: I was on the golf cart.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, you know.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Other people would whip out their camera and take a photo.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: But I think I'm above that.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: It's nice.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: And I'd just rather talk about it on the show.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: And tell you I didn't see anything.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Didn't look like they were just friends.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: No, they were not making out. They were not holding hands.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: They were just walking.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: So who knows?
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Um, I wanted to bring this up to you because
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: I just thought about this girl today.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, is this girl still killing it?
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Her name is Bobby and she became famous on TikTok
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: and she's young and she's married and she's from Laguna
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: and she has three kids and she does this, like
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: she had kind of had an awkward persona and she
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: blew up on TikTok and then she got a podcast
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: and then she got to interview all these huge stars.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: I've talked a little bit about her, but, um, You know,
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: basically she does this persona of acting like she has
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: no idea who this famous person is. Right. And doesn't
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: really care and talks about innocuous things that don't matter.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: So maybe that's why stars go because it's a safe place.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Like no one's going to ask them hard questions like,
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: you know, oh, so what do you think about P.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Diddy's accusation, sexual accusation? I mean, she's not going to
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: ask that. She's going to be like, you know, so
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: I heard you like Kool-Aid.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: Why do you like Kool-Aid?
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: What color do you like? You know, it's kind of
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: like that. So anyway, I just kind of was seeing
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: if she was still popping. And I saw that her
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: last interview was with Jessica Alba. And the clip that
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: she posted was about, she says, so Jessica, I see
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: you have a big spider outside. And then Jessica's like, yeah,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I don't kill spiders. And she's like, why don't you
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: kill spiders? I don't like spiders. They might mate and
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: have more spider babies.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh. And now I know.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I just want to read the comments, but go ahead.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Some of the comments were.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: How did this broad get famous?
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: How did this broad get famous? Podcasts have become boring.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Everyone on here must have never seen Between Two Ferns
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: with Zach Galifianakis.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Which is a little bit of this clue.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Between Two Ferns is also seven minutes.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: And hilarious. And the star is in on it.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: And the star is participating in Zach's podcast.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Funny questions. And those clips live in infamy and make
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: me die forever.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I will go to my grave on my final words
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: on my deathbed. I will say, I just do not
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: get Bobby Althoff. I do not get it. I don't
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: understand it. I know people have told me it's an
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: act and she's doing a bit. I saw her on
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: the Today Show. Doing her real person. And then they
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: told her, now do the act. And she just switches
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: into the monotone voice.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Well, that is where I think she made her mistake.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Okay, so I reached out to a very.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to say who it is, just in
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: case he comes on the show.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: But I came across this guy. He's a son of
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: a famous person.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: And he did the funniest... like making fun of being
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: a kid that's of a famous parent.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, I saw it. I know what you're talking about.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: So anyway, I reached out and I was like, I
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: think this is so clever and I love your sense
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: of humor.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Are you ever in LA? Love to have a juicy scoop.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: And he's like, thank you so much, but I'm gonna
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: kind of stick with this character and this thing that
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I'm doing and see where it goes. And I wrote,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: I think that's really smart. I think that you should
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: do that and see where it goes. I think her
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: mistake is that she did the magic revealed and it's like, listen,
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: you know, it's like the Andy Kaufman thing. Look up
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Andy Kaufman if you don't know people, but like he
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: had this persona, this weird character. And people didn't know
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: what's real, what's not, are you that, dah, dah, dah, dah.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: And he kept it going. And even when he died,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: people thought it was maybe another part of his big
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: prank that he's a brilliant comedian. And she, I'm not
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: saying she's not brilliant, but she's a Gen Z with
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: a TikTok attention span. And I think if she really,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I think that was bad advice. I think she should
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: have stuck with her weird character and we should have
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: never known that it wasn't a character.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: In my opinion. I kind of agree with that. But
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: you also know that she became famous on TikTok because
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: she has two different sized breasts. Like they're a very
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: big difference between the size of her breasts.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: And she talked about it?
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: And that's how she became famous on TikTok. She would
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: talk about her breasts. I don't know if that was
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: an act, because one's like this and one is like this.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: After her kids, I guess. I don't know.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: People have that a lot.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: That's why some people have to get boob jobs. I
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: did a bit of a deep dive on her, and
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: I found that that was before she went to do
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: the podcast.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: That's where she popped. and got five million followers.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: And then created this character.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, hey, if you like listening to it, great.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: If you want to go on it and know that
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: you're not going to get any hard questions that are
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: going to haunt you.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: But how many times can you watch it? I don't know.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: It's a character. It's a shtick.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: After three or four episodes.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, I got this. Yeah. Yeah. So I
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: don't know how many people are sticking with it. The longevity. Yeah.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the longevity is, but I just thought,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: you know, people try things and- Can't blame them if
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: you're getting the offers and you're getting the people and,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: you know, like, go for it, I guess.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: It's not my world anymore. It's what I say about it.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: It's just not my world. I let it all happen.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: I've got to step aside, old timer, and let all
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: this happen. Go for it. There's enough for everybody.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: You can be a huge Bobby fan.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Matt Rife, this girl, everybody enjoy yourselves.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: What are your thoughts on Matt Rife? I talked about
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: him last week.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I listened to your podcast about it. Thank you. Thank
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: you for subscribing. No problem. My thoughts on it are,
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: you know, I mean, it's a comedian doing a joke.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: And it's, of course, I mean, comedians are going to
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: be offensive from time to time. That's just the way
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Well, I went on a deep dive about the things
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: that really matter to the Juicy Scoopers.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: You know, there's a lot of women that follow and
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: a lot of women that are set by it.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: And I did find out that I have, it is.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: My strong opinion, and after doing all the research, the
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: most important thing people want to know is, yes, he
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: got jaw filler.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, he did.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Plastic surgery. That's what we really care about.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: But I also listened to your podcast and when you said,
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: and I agree with you.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Plastic surgery is an interest of mine, but yes.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: I heard you say that. But you also said that
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: faces do change, especially at that age. time of your
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: life like everyone's face changes from 23 to 28 I agree.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: But I just trust me oh yeah I don't care
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: I say I say that's what made him pop it's
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: the same you know Dolly Parton's super famous but she
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: was like the first person to get a boob job
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: in history and it made her famous Kylie Jenner was
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: one of the first people that made lip filler like
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: getting your teeth cleaned And.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? And she used it.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: So I think, in my opinion, and I think he
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: didn't think it was going to make him pop so much,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: but he got his teeth done, which is always a
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: great thing to do.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: And he got definitely this filled right here.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: And it really makes a difference. And it just makes
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: a difference. He looks really good. And he's the comic
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: with a good jawline, just like Kylie Jenner with the lips.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: This is the one I don't understand.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: The jokes aside, the offensive jokes, the whatever you think
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: of as comedy. Right. I don't understand the, well, he's
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: good looking. When did that become a parameter for comedy? Like,
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: it's so weird to me that that is the fallback
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: on this one. I could watch him because he's, oh,
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: the reason why he's so violent is because he's good looking.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: I'm like, but that's not a comedy thing.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: But that's why he's, that's why he is saying.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: But there's been good looking comedians before.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: And Chris Frangiola.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Heather McDonald. Nobody's coming out to see me.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: No, but I think that's why part of him being like,
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I don't want to pander to my female audience is
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: because he was a comedian.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: He had a decent amount of success.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: He was on a TV show when he didn't have
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: his jawline and he didn't have good teeth. So he
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: was I mean, he wasn't. you know, living in a mansion,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: but he was like getting gigs.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Like that's already half the battle.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Had an agent probably.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: So I think he was like, okay, now that I've
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: really popped, I don't want it to be that it's
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: just girls who like my jawline and that I'm worked out.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I want it to be that I'm still this really
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: funny guy that guys find funny too. So I think
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: that's why he's saying that. And he's being that good
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: looking that now the people with pretty privilege are like,
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: It's hard.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: No one's taking me serious, you know?
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, it is funny to me that everybody's like, well,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: women like him because he's good-looking. And that's like saying
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: every woman has the mentality of a bowling alley waitress.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like, he's good-looking. I'm going
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: to watch him. There are certain women who like good comedy, too.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Not that I'm saying he's bad. I've never watched a special.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: But I don't think the good look... It's just very
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: strange to me that that's the one thing everyone goes
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: back to. Well, he's good-looking. I don't understand it.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: And I think that.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the same thing. Well, I think girls may have found...
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: I think there's a.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Lot of people. A lot of people came to my
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: stand-up shows because they discovered Juicy Scoop and then they
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: started to see stand-up. They'd never gone to a stand-up
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: show before. I kind of introduced them to going to
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: clubs and stuff. And I kind of think he's one
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: of those people, too, that many, maybe many young girls
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: had never stepped into.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: An improv or a comedy club or whatever.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: That's true. And then they're like, well, this is the
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: one person I like and know. And I think he's
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: funny and I follow him.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: And I mean.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: And, you know, his crowd work is really funny. And
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: I think that they enjoyed seeing him.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: You don't think the crowd work's funny?
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: I've seen better. Like, crowd work now is just because
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: it's the thing. It's hot. It's all over TikTok and Instagram.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, but the crowd work is not that good.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, I see better crowd work on a Wednesday
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: night at the Improv. Like, I know guys who do
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: real good crowd work. Watch Todd Glass and these guys.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: They're not on TikTok, but you see them in a club.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Their crowd work is unbelievable. You know, there's so many
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: guys whose crowd.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Work is- Jessica Kershaw is the best.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: There's so many that are 10 times better.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: At crowd work. Where that is really like their- Art.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But crowd work used to be a thing when
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: we were starting out that was frowned upon. Right. If
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: you did crowd work, you didn't have material.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: You're right. I know. So people are like, he does
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: crowd work. Forget him. But now it's like, if you
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: don't do crowd work, you're... I mean, I do crowd work,
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: so it's fine.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: But it's... I do a little because I'm always just like... Well,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I have all these great stories I want to tell you.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Like I want to get to the material or whatever.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: But I also never really worked on it. So I
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: don't feel like it's my forte. Like I said, I
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: cannot be good at everything, people.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: And it can also get away from you in a hurry,
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: crowd work.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Especially when you're playing larger venues.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Like Matt Rife must now, he must be pissed off
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: because people are coming to be in the show.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: So they got their rehearsed bit that they're going to
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: yell out. And that ruined, once it's rehearsed, it's gone.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: So I don't know.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: For the audience rehearsing it.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the audience tries to be fun. If the person
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: you're doing crowd work tries to be funny, it ruins
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: the whole bit.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: So anyway.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Okay. P.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Diddy, there was a lot of lawsuits that came after P.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Diddy settled with Cassie for $ 30 million.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: More people came out.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: His bodyguard is now, I just saw on Perez Hilton,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: the bodyguard is speaking.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Did he speak for him or against him? I saw
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: that he spoke for him.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Well, it depends how you see it. He said, I
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: helped him have sex with gay men.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, the bodyguard said that?
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: According to Perez Hilton in all these interviews that he's speaking,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: former bodyguard, obviously. Imagine if he's still the bodyguard. By
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: the way, just went and did an interview with Perez Hilton.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: That would be a little bit like getting your Starbucks.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: So there's so many, but I'll just explain.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: You're probably like, why was it just an influx of
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: article after article over the long Thanksgiving weekend?
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: People getting old lawsuits coming up. So it's actors.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Musicians, politicians are facing sexual assault allegations because of New
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: York's Adult Survivors Act, which allows survivors of sexual assault
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: to file charges. civil suits within one year of this window.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: So this window is like closing. These allegations have been
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: filed just before the deadline and some involve past incidents
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: dating back decades. Many of the accused individuals have denied
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: the allegations, the accused have denied, while the alleged victims
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: seek justice through the legal system. So there's Cuba Gooding,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: there is Sean Combs, there's Guns N' Roses, Axl Rose
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: was named in a lawsuit Wednesday from an actress model
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: named Sheila Kennedy.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Some of these people are Jane Does.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Andrew Cuomo, Mayor Eric Adams from a sexual assault from 1993.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Steven Tyler.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Jamie Foxx, a plaintiff from 2015, said that he groped her.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: In a bar.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: 2015. Yeah.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Let me see.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Who else is in here?
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Bill Cosby.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: He's back again. Oh, no.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: That was under this law, the latest thing of him.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Donald Trump. Harvey Weinstein. I mean, all these people are coming.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: There's more coming out because of this deadline. There's too many,
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: and I'm not interested in covering them all. But that's
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: the deal. But there's so much about Diddy.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: And nobody is sticking up for him.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't, that's the thing.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: And, and then he, he posted a video of him
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: dancing around, like, I'm still standing after. And he's just
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: like dancing around or one of those songs of like,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: you know, um, Yeah, like an empowerment song.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: He's sharing, I'm not sweating any of this.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, and then there's, you know, there's a lot
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: of things that go deeper with conspiracy theories and stuff
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: about two other women, you know, that were supposedly going
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: to talk about him that have both unusually died.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of people that in his circle that
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: have weird dying of pneumonia.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Heart conditions in your sleep.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Things that could cause death in your sleep or a
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: heart condition, like maybe you could be injected with something
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: or given something and then all of a sudden you've,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: got real sick before your book comes out. There's stuff
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: like that. There's a lot out there. You can go
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: search it.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Can I still wear my Sean Combs glasses? I have
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Sean Combs glasses. He did a sunglass line? No, it's
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: not sunglasses. Prescription. He had a line of glasses at
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: America's Best Optometry. That's where I get my glasses, America's Best.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: And the funny thing is his line of Sean Combs
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: glasses were replaced by Jamie Foxx. Now he has a line.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Pre-Varue or something. I have a pair of those as well.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: I might have to go over to the Randy Jackson section.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: And I'm not kidding. There is one. In which store?
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: In the call of America's best. It's like an optometry place.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: It's like for poor people. But I used to, when
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: the times were tough, I went over there for- It's
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: one of those places where like two pairs of glasses
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: for $ 100. Got it. And then when you finally get
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: it done, you're like, you want this? You want that?
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Like $ 700. I'm like, what about the $ 200? I was like, oh,
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: that's not real. That's just to get you in the door.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Just to lure you in. Right, right, right.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know what's an awful lure you in? And
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: I actually, I think it's one of the biggest scams
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: in Las Vegas. There's a lot in Las Vegas, but
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: they're everywhere. And there are these storefronts.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Okay. That.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Like every time I go back, it's a different thing,
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: but it's the same scam. And you walk by and
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: there's a cute girl there and she's like, hi, would
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: you like some free eye cream?
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a scam.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Right, and then you go, sure. And then they go, wait,
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I can give you more samples. Just come on and
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I'll give you more samples. So then you're like, sure,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: who doesn't want more like free samples for travel, right?
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: So then you walk in and they're like, wait, just
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: sit down. I'm going to show you something. And they
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: like put some stuff on your eye. And I mean,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: maybe it's a temporary drawing.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: But all of a sudden you're like, oh, you're right.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: It does kind of look like less wrinkly, whatever. And
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: they're like, so this is what it does, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: And to get the whole set after you've wasted like
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: 30 minutes to kick out, they're like, It's going to
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: be $ 895. And you're like, oh, well, then forget that.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Well, no, we could also.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: You could just do this for $ 250. You could just
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: do this. It's kind of like a timeshare.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Finally, you're like, what do I have to do just
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: to get the fuck out of here?
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: But oftentimes... I bought it once years ago.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, you fell for it.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I know people that have bought it. Then you get
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: it home. And it's kind of like also when you
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: buy wine at a winery in the afternoon and you're like,
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: this is the most delicious red wine I've ever had.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: And then by the time it gets to your house and.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: You open it up, you're like, I've made that mistake.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: This isn't that great. You know, it's like, so then
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: you get home and you start using it and you're like,
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: wait a minute. Now I put makeup on and it's
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: like crackling. And anyway, it's one of those type of lures.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, lower your end.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: And I mean, supposedly P. Diddy lured in Usher.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: He was a supposedly Usher lived with him for a while.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: And then there's videos, awkward videos of him and Justin
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Bieber where he's like, you don't come over and hang
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: out with me anymore.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: And Justin's like, yeah, I don't know. I have your number.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: I've been busy.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Like the videos that are out there, like are, they're
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: nothing that's like concrete.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: But it is very suspicious. And, you know, and definitely
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: he always had guns around and this and that.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: That's been documented.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: And what's his situation now? Is he married? Does he
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: have a wife or kids? He's got kids, right?
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: He has kids that I think are like, Teenagers are older.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: And so I don't know what's up. But, you know,
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: That people are going to be going to the P.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Diddy New Year's Eve party.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: A couple of weeks ago, the only problem he had was...
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Remember he wore a Batman costume that was too real
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: looking and Warner Brothers was going to sue him or
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: something because... Really?
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: I didn't hear about that.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: And that was like his biggest problem two weeks ago.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I wonder what's up if J-Lo is going to come around.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Because remember like J-Lo was.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Hanging out with him. Remember when J-Lo was wearing like.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: That was white bandana J-Lo.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: White jeans.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: And there was some.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: There was some gun play that happened that she was
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: like in the middle of.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were going to something at an airport. A
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: nightclub or something.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: And I think that's when she was like, all right,
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: I think I got everything I needed out of this relationship.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: I got this much more famous and you need to
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: skittle away.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Anyway, Ben Affleck seems thrilled with the relationship right now.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Every video I see. And there's a new one now
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: where he gets out of the car. He just looks
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: so miserable all the time.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Well, there was a photo of them just recently over
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: the weekend where they're kissing while trying out a new
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: couch at a furniture store.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right. We're supposed to.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Believe that Ben and Jen need to go to- Go
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: to Ethan Allen. And try out couches on Black Friday.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Like you don't have a designer that can bring in
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: couches or like say, come, we're going to shut down
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: the store for you.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: Let's, you know, no. So I think she is still
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: a thirsty bitch.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And she wants to definitely get these photos taken
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: of candid moments.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: Of us being normal and doing things.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: And I think that's why he's miserable because he would
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: rather never leave the house. Like most men would rather
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: never leave the house. They don't want to go shopping.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: They don't want to do shit like that.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: And especially when you're famous.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: We have a $ 60 million house in Palos Verdes.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: We could build our own Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts here.
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: We could create our own furniture store outside and pretend
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: to shop in it.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Like, why do we have to go out?
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Did they get a couch?
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they bought one or not, but
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: they got the photos of them on it. Tiffany Haddish
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: got a DUI.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Again?
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: The morning. Yeah, she had one.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: In another state, very similar circumstance where she, so they
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: found her in the middle of a street with a
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: car running and it was like parked, but it was
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: like parked in the middle of the street at 5.45
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: AM and she had passed out.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: And when they got.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: To her, they realized she was drunk. So she got into,
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: this is LA after the morning after Thanksgiving.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: And then, but the one that happened in, I think
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Illinois or something was another state was same thing. Found her,
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: parked in the middle of the street, passed out. Really?
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: So that was her... Car running. Yeah. This is her
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: second DUI. So her thing is that I guess she
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: gets really drunk and decides to drive home. And then
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: it's just like, I'm going to pass out. Or maybe
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: she parks the car and is like, I'm going to
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: take a quick nap.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: But she doesn't park it like on a lot or anything.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Anyway, she... got up on stage and someone's like asked
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: about how she's doing whatever. She's like, well, I asked
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: God to bring, find me a man with a job
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: and a uniform and I met him last night. Ha ha.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Pretty good joke. Decent joke.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: When she was on Ellen, she made a joke about
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: her first DUI.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: Where she's like, stands for dumb.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Things.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Dumb things.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: What does she say?
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: Stands for dumb, unfortunate incidents.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: That's what she, that was her joke on Ellen. Um,
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess keep doing your sets. I was
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: her close friend.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: I like Tiffany.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: I'm not.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: I do, too.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: I would say this is what I think she should do.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: I do think she should go to rehab.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: And I do think that she should stop doing shows,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: go to rehab, and get your head clear, and come
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: back with the best hours of stand-up about.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Becoming sober, going to AA meetings and all the crazy
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: drunk shit that you've done.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: That now you realize was crazy drunk shit and you
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: could make really funny.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: And that would be like inspirational. It would win you
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: over and get you back into the place that you
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: were a couple years ago when you didn't kind of
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: take every job and oversaturate yourself.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Girl's trip.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Like I think this will be a nice reset for her.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: But I think acting like it's no big deal and
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: going on, People are going to dislike you, but also
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: you're just going to stay like this. Like if you
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: want to really pop and improve your life, give up
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: the alcohol, go to rehab, write an hour about that.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: I agree. I also think that I felt like she
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: was going, whoever's guiding her career kind of did. I
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: felt she could have went the Monique route. Like she,
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: she could have went into like serious roles and won
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: an Oscar. I really feel like she was that kind
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: of actress.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: If the right role came.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: That was really.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: And she just went and did like really bad movies and.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: you know, outside a girl's trip, I don't think anything
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: was a hit really.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: I think she was one of those people because she had,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: you know, And I'm not totally sure, but I know
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: she struggled in a low-income home. I want to believe
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: that she even was in foster care. I think she's
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: had a tough childhood.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: And so I think once she got jobs and money,
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: she was that person that was like, I'm not turning
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: down anything.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: And I'm not going to turn down anything. And I'm
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: thrilled to get everything, which is not a bad way
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: to be.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: When you really could be a star, then you got
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: to have people be like, we got to be a
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: little more selective, you know?
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: And I feel like, so that I think that she
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: still could, there's plenty of time, but I think it's
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: got to almost like she's got to reinvent herself and
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: be like, this was my past life. And I drank
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: and I did this and all this because I had
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: this hard childhood.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: And I didn't know how to accept being a rich
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: and famous person. Now I'm sober and this is my
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: new perspective. And it'll be a really interesting perspective that
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: will only be hers. I know.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: I agree. That's a good call. But yeah, she's a
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: nice lady. I like her a lot. You know, she's
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: always pretty down to earth and nice. Yeah. But she's
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: been in trouble with, remember if she did like a
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: New Year's Eve show and she was really drunk and
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: people complained a couple of years ago. She couldn't even
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: like finish a sentence and that was an issue. And
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: now these. So, yeah. I mean, it's obviously the drinking
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: needs to stop.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Time to let it go, girl.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian can take her spot in starring in female movies.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Move over, girl's trip. Tiffany Haddish, there's a new star
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: in town. Her name's Kim Kardashian.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: She is.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: There was a big bidding war. The thing hasn't even
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: been written yet. It's Netflix got the deal.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Female driven. Female. That's all.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: I think it could be maybe all female. Maybe not.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: It's the fifth wheel. So maybe it's not all girls.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Maybe Kim is playing the fifth wheel of two couples.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Kim's going to be the comedy star.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: She's starring in it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian and two co-writers came up with the concept,
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: which is Paula Pell, who has written a lot of
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: things and maybe met her on SNL, whatever.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Janine Brito.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: So now they're going to write it, but they pitched
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: it and they sold it and she's going to be
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: in it.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: And good for them. And I would buy it too
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: if I was Netflix.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: You have solid female comedy writers and she won't be
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: the whole movie, but even if she's one part of it,
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: imagine the free marketing you get just by having the
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Kardashians push it.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Somebody better get Melissa McCarthy on the phone quick. Somebody
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: to carry that movie. Tina Fey.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: All the people from Bridesmaids.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all the people from Bridesmaids. I would call every single.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Bridesmaid person and be like, what? Let's talk. Let's create
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: a character for you.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: Let's get.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: All of them. Yeah. That's a, okay.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: You know, where has been– who's the star of Bridesmaids?
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: The main star?
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. What's her name? She's so funny. She played
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: the target lady.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: I feel like– have we not seen her and stuff?
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: She had kids.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: No, she didn't.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: I think she did. I think she did. Wasn't she
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: married to the guy from The Strokes or something? The
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: band The Strokes? Anyway, I– What the hell is her name?
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: I feel like we have not– how do we not
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: know her name? I know people are screaming in their
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: car right now.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Somebody just yelled it. That's it. Kristen Wiig. Thank you.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Kristen Wiig is so funny and pretty and clever. And
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think she's like gone off the face of
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: the earth, but like, I'd love to see her in something,
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: but she's probably really selective. She's probably very selective about
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: what she does.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Cause she can be.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Okay. So North is trying to be a standup. She's
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: an insult comic. Oh yeah.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Good. She was rude to her mom, saying her mom's
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Met Gala outfit looked cheap and tacky right in front
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: of the designer.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: And this was all caught on camera for the Hulu show.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: And Kim was like, you know, that's really not a
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: great way to say it. She's like, well, how do
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: you want me to say it? And Kim goes, you
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: could say, you know, I don't really know if that's
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: the best choice for you. Yeah. And then North goes,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't really think that's the best choice
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: for you, Mom.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: How was that?
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Like, and.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: She's mimicking.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: And then some of the comments were like, Kim realizing
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: that she has to deal with Kanye West for the
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: rest of her life.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. She should see some of her dad's outfits.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: She thinks Kim's are bad.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Well, then she made fun of- Pete Davidson, who was
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: her date. And she said, he's not working at a
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: gas station. He's going to the Met Ball, which made
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: me think, oh, he must have been wearing one of
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: the gas station jumpsuits that were all the rage of
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: 2021 and 22.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: They had a couple.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: I saw them at Target recently.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: They're still back. They're still around. Oh, the men are.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Wearing it now.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: So, I mean, whatever. It's easy. Zip it right up.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Head out the door.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, you know, the Jiffy Lube. I don't
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: think the Jiffy Lube people have shirts and pants. But
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: it's like.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Just a jumpsuit.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: It's a jumpsuit.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: It's like you're working as a mechanic. Why do the
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: jumpsuits work so well for mechanics?
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: I think it's coveralls, they used to call them. It
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: just covers all your regular clothes. I think that was
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: the case.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, so you just jump into it and then leave
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: it at the work.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: Or you go on tour as a female stand-up.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: That seems to be all the rage right now.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, boy.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: It's a uniform.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Anyway, meanwhile, Beyonce's daughter, Blue Ivy, was going to just
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: do a one-off and dance with her mom. And she's
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: doing a couple of dances on stage with her. Pink
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: has her daughter up there singing. A lot of people
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: bringing their kids up. And anyway, she found the hate
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: pages about her.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Isn't the internet fun?
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: And read all the mean comments.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: And instead of curling up and dying, she got dance lessons.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: And she got better. Good.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: And she improved.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: And they discuss it in, I guess, the latest Beyonce movie.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah. That's good. I mean, I'm glad she... You know,
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: a lot of the criticism you get online, sometimes you
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: just let them go. You know, it's hard for me to... to,
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: she could just, you know, do dancing and get better
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: at it. You know, some people critique the things about
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: me and I can't change. It's genetic people.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Which again, maybe because Matt Rife is so good looking,
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: maybe that, that's the other thing.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: When people criticize Ben Lutz, I'm like, Did I ever
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: say I was a model?
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Am I ever trying to win the most beautiful girl
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: on the cover of People Magazine? No, I'm a comedian
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: and a writer and a podcaster.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: I'm doing the best with what I've been given by
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: my parents or whoever genetically blessed me with what I got.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: And there are some quirks. Right.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: I do my best to- And listen, my parents raised
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: me to believe that I am better looking than I am.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: They did?
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: They made me believe that.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: How so? Just by saying you're beautiful? Telling me I'm the.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: Greatest thing on earth?
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: And I know people are very angry that I chose
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: to believe those parents.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: So take it up with them. They're in heaven.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Be mad at them for instilling confidence and self-worth.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry that I like myself.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry that I don't put black tape on the
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: mirrors in my home.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: I don't mind looking at it. So do you mind
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: looking at it?
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I put a mirror at the end of one of
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: our hallways. Yeah. And now I walk down the hallway
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: to my bedroom, I could see myself walking And I
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: don't like the, I've never really saw myself walking before.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: I don't like the way I look. So I took
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: the mirror down. I'm like, I can't see myself walking.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: I have some weird, my legs kick out. So I
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: took it down.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Do what's right for you, boo.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: If that means muting people, not following people, not looking
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: at sites that are not flattering to yourself or the
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: mirror or get plastic surgery so you do enjoy looking
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: in the mirror more.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Whatever works.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: We have to stay on this earth. Until AI takes
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: it over. Oh, did you hear about the latest AI thing?
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Well, all of it is just an AI.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: Well, I thought this was pretty juicy.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: But at this point, am I missing something? Or at
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: this point, all I see is AI as I could
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: make myself cuter in pictures. Like, download this AI app
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: and you could make yourself look better in a picture.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Or put yourself in a suit.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Well, there's all that.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: But that's AI? Oh, yeah.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: But no, but there's a lot of things that AI
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: can do because it is really thinking like a human.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: But the problem is this guy that was like the
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: head of this AI chat or whatever, he spoke in
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: front of like this board or whatever saying– we have
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: to stop this one element of AI, otherwise it could
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: be detrimental to humanity. And then they fired him. Yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: And then 700 of the.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: 770 employees said, we're all going to leave unless you
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: hire him back because what he's saying is fucking true
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: and it's scary.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: So everyone's like, what is this? And it's that they discovered,
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: this is like straight out of a movie.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: It's like Jurassic Park.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they discovered that it is, can do a math
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: thing that has never been discovered before. So it's actually
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: smarter than a human now. So everything that it's done,
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: whether it's writing or photography or whatever, is going off
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: of information that they've put into it that we already have.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: And now they're saying we're getting to a level where
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: they know more than we do.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: So that is where- Didn't you people see war games
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: with Matthew Broderick when the computers were gonna- Let loose
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: the nuclear bomb. Yeah. Yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: So anyway, as we come to the end of the world.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Well, the other thing I read, I mean, I don't know,
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: all of this is just so terrifying, especially if you
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: have kids, you know, young kids. It's like, oh my God.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, what, you know, my wife talks about, we
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: got to start a college fund. I'm like, college fund?
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Who cares? Who cares? There'll be 9 million things to
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: do her papers or whatever. College fun.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: And even if she doesn't go to college, she can
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: go get her MBA at Harvard. Yeah.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: How is it that everybody can go to Harvard?
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Everybody's like, oh, guess what?
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: Enrolled in Harvard.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Online.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Anyone can get a job. Anyone can graduate from Harvard now?
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess. It's weird. Anyway, go on. But anyway,
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: it's just like I feel like the internet, we started it.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: And I think it's gotten out of our hands. You
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? Like I think we started it
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: in the hopes of it'll make people smarter. Because if
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: you wanted to, you can go on the internet and
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: you can learn Chinese. You can learn a language. You
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: can learn 10 languages. But nobody does. We just go
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: on there and call each other fat. You know what
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: I mean?
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Well, speaking of languages, that's the same thing when people go,
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: remember when, you know, you'd be learning math in school
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: and they'd be like, you got to learn these multiplication
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: tables because you're not going to be walking around one
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: day and always have a calculator next to you.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: And someone's like, well, now we do. We have a
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: phone with always having a calculator. I feel the same
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: way about learning language in school.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Like, so our kids, most kids, at least in California,
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: if you want to even apply to UC schools, you
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: got to take two or three years of foreign language. Right.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: And all the kids take it and most of them don't,
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: do anything with it and don't know anything, but they
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: memorize the words and they got to be in whatever.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: And now with the phone... you can do that too.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: You can talk into the phone with your 90 day
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: fiance and have them say, and learn all these languages.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Google Translate.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: So I'm kind of like, I really do think schools
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: need to sit down and go, okay, what is really
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: important that we teach these kids? And I do think
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: more like life lessons, fixing things, figuring out how things work,
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: and all that.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: Kind of stuff. I've been saying, I'm an electrician, trained electrician.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: I've been saying this forever. That's not going away. You're
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: going to need electricians to even hook up AI shit. Right.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: Somebody's got to plug this in. And now I read,
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you read this story, they're bringing
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: back the woolly mammoth. It's exactly Jurassic Park, something in Texas,
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: some lab.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Wait, they have, that's the woolly mammoth is from Mammoth Mountain.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: So one time, I guess it lived in Mammoth, right?
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Well, they got it. It's coming back. They did the
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: same thing as Jurassic Park. They found some blood. They
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: put it. They're going to be able to breathe. And
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: they're moving ahead with it. Bring it back to Woolly Mammoth.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: But he's not a dinosaur, so who cares?
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: It is a dinosaur.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: It would be good for Mammoth Mountain to have that
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: mammoth be walking around to get people to want to
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: go see it.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Travel there.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: All right. But all right. Well, fine. If you want
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: the woolly mammoth back.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: How big is it?
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: It's gigantic. It's a big, giant, hairy elephant. Haven't you
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: seen a woolly mammoth?
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: I went to the Living Desert Zoo this weekend.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: And, you know, I did not spend a lot of
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: time at zoos because I was always working. So my
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: mother-in-law would always take my kids and stuff. So I just.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: Can't believe what I missed out on.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: No, it's great. It's great.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's so cute.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: It's so great. What did you see? What animals?
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: I got to feed a hippo.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: Be careful. And touch it. Really? Yes. The hippos are
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: angry animals. I know.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: I had a little VIP situation going on.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: And then we fed a giraffe.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: And that was really fun. And saw jaguars.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: They're like, here, we found this jaguar in an apartment
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: in- Like someone's apartment in South Africa or something.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Well, that's always the case.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, crazy.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: So anyway, that was really fun.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Just like we had to send, you know, we sent
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: all the panda bears back. We don't have any panda
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: bears in America anymore. We had several panda bears in
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: zoos around.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: In San Diego and stuff.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: And they sent them all back to China because I
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: guess they were donated from China.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: And they wanted them back.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: And they ran out and we sent them back. So
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: now we have no panda bears. And I said, well,
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: you know, somebody in the Bronx has a panda bear
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: in their apartment. You know, when they get evicted, they
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: got to find a real panda bear in there. I'm like,
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: how'd you get that? I don't know. Some guy gave
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: it to me. Amazing. There's definitely a Panda Best somewhere
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: in America.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Kanye and Bianca, we thought they were taking a break.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: We thought an intervention stuck. No, she's out in a
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: bikini top and another weird outfit enjoying him while he
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: was singing an aggressive song about effing a Jewish girl.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: I heard that. Yeah.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: That's a new hit for him.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about the Hall and Oates.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, now finally a topic.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: I can get on board.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, who doesn't love Hall & Oates? Well, they've
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: been a team forever. They have so many hits since
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: the 70s. The most successful duo of all time.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Hall & Oates. And yeah.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Well, John is suing because.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Daryl Hall- No, Daryl Hall's suing John Oates. Sorry.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Daryl Hall filed a lawsuit against his partner, John Oates,
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: alleging that Oates planned to sell his share of their
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: joint venture, which would violate their business agreement. And a
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Nashville judge has issued a temporary restraining order blocking the
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: sale until legal proceedings and arbitration are complete while the
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: lawsuit publicly released. It pertains to confidential terms.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, so- What happened? They still tour together. At least
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: they did last summer. They did a couple of shows together.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: But they also tour separately. And what I had heard
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: was Daryl Hall does not want John Oates singing certain
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: songs in his solo shows. So he was angry about that.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: And that's what initially started this lawsuit. I hadn't heard
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: about the fact that he was planning on selling his catalog. Interesting.
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: You know, it's like that all makes sense.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: Like when Suzanne Somers left Three's Company, she started to
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: do a nightclub act. And they were like, you cannot
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: do the character of Suzanne Somers. We own that character.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: So that's when she.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Kind of was like, okay, I guess I better start
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: singing and selling Thighmasters, you know. And then, yeah, if
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: you are the writer of the song of the group,
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: then you can say– You know, well, if we ever
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: break up, you can't go to Vegas and sing these
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: songs I wrote it. So that is what this probably
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: comes down to.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, this is every band does this to
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: each other. They all sue each other for, I wrote this,
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: you wrote that, you know, I mean, Creedence Clearwater Revival.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: They sued John Fogarty, who was the lead singer. They
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: sued John Fogarty because he was going on tour and
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: they said, he sounds too much like Creedence. He can't
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: sing those songs. And he's like, well, I am. That's
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: who I, I've sing the songs. I can't sound any
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: other way. Yeah. They all, it's crazy, but. Everybody's upset
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: because everyone wants Hall & Oates to get along. But apparently,
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Daryl Hall seems like kind of an asshole. I watched
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: him on Bill Maher's podcast.
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: Which one?
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Dark Hair's John Oates. Daryl Hall's the taller, blonde one.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Who's the dick, you think?
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: I think Daryl Hall's the dick. I saw him solo recently.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: I went to the Wiltern to see him solo, and
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: he is not happy.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: And he was singing the Hall & Oates songs.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: He sings the Hall & Oates songs.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: He's saying, she's a man eater.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: He's like, I wrote everything. He's just... If you're interested
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: in this, he's on Bill Maher's podcast.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: Daryl Hall is the cuter one.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: And he's the one who says, I wrote it.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: That's what he's saying.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: And therefore, he filed a lawsuit against John Oates because
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Oates wants to sell his share.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. A lot of people doing this now, they're
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: selling their catalogs for hundreds of millions of dollars. Right.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: At this point, nobody's selling records anymore.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: And you've got 15 years left on this earth.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: And they're all older men now. They're like, I can't
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: be touring forever at 75, so I'll sell $ 400 million.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: I'll sell the catalog and let them put it in
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: commercials or whatever else they want to do with it.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: How do you sell half a catalog when it's both
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: of you?
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. I don't know how that one
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: would work, but yeah.
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: Well, that's why it's a big mess.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: That's why it's a big mess, yeah.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: And I guess they aren't friends right now.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Well, they never have been.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: According to Darrell Hall, he says.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: It's like when I found out Laverne and Shirley never
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: liked each other.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: I know, I know. And that's kind of what, I
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: listened to him on Bill Maher's podcast, and Bill Maher's like, oh,
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: we want to believe you guys are friends. Nobody wants
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: to hear you're not friends.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: No one wants to hear that you do the concert
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: and then you go in separate directions to your hotel room.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: We want to think that you got in, hung out,
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: drank together, had fun.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: My greatest day in Los Angeles, I was eating lunch.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: Don and Melrose was eating lunch. And in the place
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: I was eating lunch, I saw Daryl Hall. Same day,
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: about three hours later, I was shopping somewhere and I
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: saw John Oates. Separate locations, same day. I saw Hall
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: & Oates, same day, two separate locations.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: Clearly not together.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Clearly not together. Yeah. They don't hang out.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: I always hoped and prayed that they were lovers.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: That's not an option.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Well, if you look at some of the early pictures
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: of them in the 70s, it must be so embarrassing
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: for them to look back on some of these pictures
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: in the 70s where they're just shirtless laying on each
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: other and stuff. But no, they're both heterosexual.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: They were always both hetero.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They have kids and married and all that.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Well, maybe that's what should have happened.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe if they had become lovers, they'd be still getting along.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Speaking of lovers, this is the.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: I always thought they were lovers.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: I always thought the Property Brothers were a couple that just.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: Looked a lot alike.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which happens sometimes. Which totally. Yeah.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: But no, they're twin brothers. One's a realtor. One is
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: the person that flips the houses.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: And they are, along with a lot of other people
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: on HGTV, are facing lawsuits. They come in and they
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: flip someone's house. And this one couple in this particular
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: case were like, you know, since 2019, they came in
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: to do our dream house in Las Vegas.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: And the work was shoddy. The girl's still cooking on
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: a hot plate on her patio, you know. Everything was
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: done crappy. The electrical didn't work. The stove doesn't work.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: This and that.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: And I've heard that over the years. Oh, a lot.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: I remember like that one where there was move that bus.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: And then they'd give these people- Ty Pennington. This big
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: fancy house. And then they really didn't have the funds
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: to keep it up. And if there was anything like
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: wrong with it, they also didn't have the funds to
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: fix it.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: And it's the same thing with the swan. Remember the swan?
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: Yes. Oh.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: They'd give people- facelifts and new noses and all this stuff.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: But then they'd also give them like hair extensions and stuff.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: But then they go back and they have to work
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: at the Dairy Queen. There's one just hair extensions.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: They can't afford to keep the upkeep.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they can't keep the Botox and the filler going.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Like now they're just stuck. I remember two of them
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: got together and they had the ugliest baby.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because genetically.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, even though.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: They both had great cheekbones, that kid looked like it
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: broke out of an egg and a dinosaur.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: I have a friend who got his ears pinned back.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: He had real big ears like this. And he got
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: his ears pinned back and now his kids are like,
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: oh boy, got to pin those back.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: Anyway. Yeah, I guess the comments are like, I've heard
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: this with everybody.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: But this must be a sign off. They must have
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: a sign off thing when they. do these houses.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, they must, but at the same time, if
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: the damage is... So much that, you know, it's actually
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: costing you money.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: You know, they said a sink fell through the ground.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was like really bad stuff. You'd think
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: that they would, you know. And then, of course, these
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: things take so long. But there's a new scripted show
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: coming out. with Emma Stone that is, they're playing a couple,
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: like a Joanna and Chip Gaines that go around the
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: country and do this.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: And it's kind of like a Truman show where they're
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: filming the reality show and all the shit that really
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: goes on, but it's a scripted show, which sounds totally
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: genius idea for, because there's so.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Many of these. Didn't one of these guys marry Zooey Deschanel?
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: He did. Did they? Yeah, he just got married to
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Zooey Deschanel. They're married. Yeah. Property brother and the girl
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: from Elf.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Well, good for them.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Now, this was a weird, sad story. This girl was
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: obsessed with true crime.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: And let me see where she was from.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: So she was just curious and wanted to see what
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: it would be like to kill somebody.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, South Korean woman.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: So she acted like she was a mom looking for
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: a tutor for her child.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: And then she.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: And then she met this woman and killed her and
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: dismembered her body out of curiosity. And then when they
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: went and they saw that she was obsessed with it,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: all of her content on her computer were all these
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: videos of murder and true crimes and TV programs and
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: books and all this stuff. And so she actually wanted
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: to do it.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I just want to.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: Say, I like true crime.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: But I don't want to kill somebody. But one thing
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: I do do is I am obsessively watching cooking TikToks.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: And recipes and all that shit. But I'm the opposite
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: of this girl. I don't do any of it. I
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: just watch it.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: I save them. I send them to my sister and
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: then I never make it.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: But thank God I'm not that way about crime. Yeah.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: There was recently a dismemberment right here in Tarzana. I
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: know you talked about it in your podcast.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's horrible. I guess he's behind bars.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know if there's any update on that.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know if they ever found the parents. Did
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: you hear if they ever found the parents? I don't know.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: I don't think they have found the parents. I had
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: heard they found the wife and he was arrested for
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: all three.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Yes, because the parents and the parents' car are missing.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, right. Anyways, right here. Happened right here. Right. Tarzana, yeah.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: And I just... It was a dismemberment as well. And
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: I always think about the dismemberment. I'm like, I feel
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: like that would be a lot. Like, the murder is fine,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: but the cutting... The fact.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: That someone can just be like... I got to do it.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: I just got to power through it. It's the only
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: way I'm going to get out of this thing.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: That's what I always think.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: And then I'm just going to compartmentalize it. And once
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: I stick it all in the suitcase and throw it
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: over the bridge, then I'm just going to take a
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: shower and go to Friday's and have potato skins.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: But how do you get the bone? I feel like
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: the bone's a problem. What do you use to get
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: through that? That's fine. Like a bone?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: So I have to do all that stuff.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: Like a bone saw?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: And I do feel like shows like Dexter's and stuff
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: like that do give people ideas.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: Help it out.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: And they do say that the Idaho murder guy was
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: a similar person, obsessed with murder, curious, seeing, I wonder
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: if I can.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Get away with it. Oh, the one with those kids' students,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: the college students.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then Matt Murphy, who is a former prosecutor
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: who was on my show this past week, he's like,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: just like anything else, murder you get better with at time.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: With time.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: And sometimes these people that do murder for the first
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: time really make a lot of fucking mistakes.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: And get caught. Well, we got a serial killer that
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: just caught him on Long Island, my hometown of Long Island.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: They caught the serial killer. It had been around Gilco Beach.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: And it had been 12 years or whatever since he'd
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: done it, but they finally got him.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: So his family- Yeah.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: They're going to get a couple hundred or $ 100, 000 to
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: participate in a documentary about it.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Right. The wife and the son.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: Because some people are like, how can that be?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Well, the law is you as the criminal murderer, when
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: you murder someone.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: You can't make money.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: You can't sell your rights to your story and- make
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: a million dollars and either give it to your family
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: That's what you can't do.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: But your family who lived with you and didn't know,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: if there's a documentary and they're like, we'd like you
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: to participate, you can say I will for this much
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: money or not. And that's their right to do it.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: And- So that's sort of interesting that they're participating.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: I would like more serial killing on Long Island because
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: the best thing about any crime happening on Long Island
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: is they have to interview people from Long Island on
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: the news. And there's nothing better than watching Long Island
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: people get interviewed.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: What are they like?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God. That could have been me. I freaking
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: walk past this house every day. And this psychopath could
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: have killed my daughters, could have killed me, could have
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 6: killed my husband, anybody.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: This is craziness.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: You're thinking about themselves?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. It's just amazing the accent that you
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: hear when something happens on Long Island. It's my favorite.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Well, let's hope that nobody else gets killed in Long Island,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: but this is going on.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: On Long Island, once again, they have billboards up.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: A cluster of sexually transmitted eye syphilis cases point to
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: one man. So this eye syphilis thing happened, and they
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: realized that with five cases reported in women who all
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: shared a common male sex partner.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Now, it reminds me of something that you talked about
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: years ago before you were a father.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: And you know the story.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: I think you went to the Costco eye doctor.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. That's an old joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: it's a real joke. But it's a true story. It
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: really happened, yeah. And the Costco eye doctor asked if
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: I had feces in my eye.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: He said, did you get a little feces in your eye?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: I know. At the time, I didn't have kids or anything.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: So I was like, well, how would that happen? I
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: thought that was like a bold suggestion on her part,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: you know, like to go right to that. You know, like,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: is there other ways it could have happened? She's like,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: anyone shit on your face? Yeah. Costco Optical.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: It's a big mess. And a lot of people, syphilis
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: is back on the rise.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: It's back in. It's back. I'm seeing billboards around town. Apparently,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: there's a rise of it once again on Long Island.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: And it's like billboards. Be careful. Syphilis is red hot again.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: Either there's stories that only, you know, one third of
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: men under 30 have never had sex or everyone's getting syphilis. Right.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: Doesn't seem like there's a lot of in between.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: No, I know.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: There's nobody just having a good time.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Either people are choosing to live alone and are asexual
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: for the rest of their life.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Or run around bloodshot eyes.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, this I thought was interesting.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: These mean girl fitness influencers were at a gym.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: And they did a video where they were mocking the
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: guy working out behind them.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: And they're like, weird guy. And, you know, they post it.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: And then somebody reposted it with his comments being like,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: these girls are fucking horrible. Like, why is this okay?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: You're mocking someone going to the gym.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: And so they're done.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: That happened to a member of that Playboy Playmate a
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: few years ago.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: Well, that's what I was going to talk about. But
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: that was, she was in a gym bathroom.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: And this is a few years ago. And I want
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: to say she was like on a popular radio show.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: This was a while ago. This was probably like eight
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: years ago. And she had a popular following. And she
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: took a photo of a naked woman.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: An older woman.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: An older naked woman in the bathroom of the gym
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: getting ready and was like, I had to see it
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: so now you can unsee it.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: And, I mean, who knows where she is today.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: But she's definitely not, you know, on Fuckboy Island or anything.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Like, she's gone.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, I think she was lesbian.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: She went lesbian.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: I follow her on Instagram. She's married. She went lesbian.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: Do you really follow her?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: I believe I followed her on Instagram. Oh, my God.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: I don't think I do anymore, but there was a
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: time where I did. And she married a woman and
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: they have a nice life.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: When I was performing at the Venetian, we went to
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: the spa there. And before we went into the women's bathroom,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: they said, and, you know, no phones. You cannot take
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: your phone out, check it, anything.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Because people are, it's a private place and people are,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: you know, changing.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I really thought that was great. I think you
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: really have to fucking tell people. Of course. I think
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: people are so about filming every single second of every
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: life and, you know, that like, I'm glad this story
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: came out and I think people need to be more
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: conscious of like, but I saw this other girl, she
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: was working out and filming herself because that's some people's content.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: So they put the little phone there and they're like this.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: And this guy came.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: Around and he's like, Turn off your fucking phone. I'm
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: in the background.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: I don't want to be in your video.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: And she's like, fuck you. And I was like, I
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: wonder if that's going to be a new thing. If
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: certain gyms are going to be like, no phones allowed.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: I think they should. I wouldn't want it. Yeah.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: And also because there's the creepy guy gym. People make
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: fun of other creepy guys in the gym.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: So anyway, it didn't work out for them. They thought
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: they were so funny.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: I work out in my garage like a prisoner, You know,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: like a con man. I just sit there and do push-ups.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Just like I'm in the yard.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: I'm always so conscious of going to a gym where
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: someone is going to come up and tell me I'm
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: doing it wrong. Yeah.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: Not someone that works there.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, that was the worst part.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: That was always the worst part. And I'm just like,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: let me just do it wrong.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: Hey, bro, let me show you how to use that machine.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: Nothing will emasculate you more than some 23-year-old showing you
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: how to properly use it. Like, oh, thanks.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: I remember me blogging to Sports Club LA. Yeah. Which
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: I purposely went to because someone said, Heather, if you
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: want to find a rich man, you got to join
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: this gym.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: So I did.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: But I didn't find anybody good.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: Remember when that was the hot way to pick up people,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: the gym? Remember that movie with John Travolta?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: It's physical.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Perfect. Perfect, it was called.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Perfect.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, perfect.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: And yeah. And so then you'd always do that one
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: that was like the advanced thigh master and like do
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: that and work out.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: And I'd go there like after my day. So I'd
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: go at like 7 a.m.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: And have dinner. And then there was a pool on
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: the roof. And sometimes I'd go there on a Saturday.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: I did get a lot of dates out of it.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: I'd always see Michael Bay there, the director.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: It was pretty good.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: Michael Bay is a good one.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't get. I mean, I've been on dates. Dates
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: from the gym.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: Yes. I got dates from the gym a lot.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: So it kind of.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: Worked out a little bit just for, just for food.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: Not love.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: Like, I mean, yeah. Yeah. You got a couple of
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: lamb chops out of it.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: I met this one guy and he was a twin
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: and he goes, I was part of the Billionaire's Boys Club.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: And I go, what's that?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: I remember that.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: And he goes, how do you not know that? They
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: made a movie about it. So I went to Blockbuster
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: and I rented the movie.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: And it was like a made for TV movie about
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: the Billionaire's Boys Club. And then they made a later
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: movie about it.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: John Nelson, I think. Yeah.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Basically, they created this like scam of a company.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: And then ended up killing this guy.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: But these two twins, they were– They were innocent in it,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: but anyway.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: After I didn't sleep with them on the second date,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: I don't think I ever heard from them again, which
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: is usually the story of my life.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: That's what happens, yeah.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: That's what happens.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: People don't have any time for it.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Men, not women, are more likely to benefit from their
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: good looks in the workplace.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: Well, there you go.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: I would agree with that.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: Physical attractiveness matters both for males and females. However, handsome
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: men also out-earn males who are deemed average. Physical attractive
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: males are more likely to be socially mobile. Researchers assess
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: participants' physical attractiveness at age 15. Oh, that's kind of
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: young to charge it.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: Anyway, I.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Think definitely that's true with men and stature and height
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: and all that other stuff.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: But I also feel like.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: With women, I think the attractiveness can, in this day
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: and age, is just my opinion. It totally helps if
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: you're trying to get a job as a hostess of
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: a snobby restaurant.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: They want someone attractive.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: But I think nowadays, if you're trying to be like
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: a stockbroker or something and you're a very attractive female–
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: I could see people not hiring you because if most
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: of their staff is.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: Men, they're like, I can't.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Control what's going to happen when they go to happy
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: hour on Fridays.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: All of this stuff is all gone. Like there's no
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: happy hour. I mean, sadly, I'm saying this sadly, I
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: don't think the happy hour exists anymore. I love that
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: whole idea of late 90s happy hour with the stock people.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying if a girl then starts dating someone
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: or whatever, and you own the business, it's going to
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: be on you. Unless those two people get married and
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: have kids- Right. And even then, if they both stayed there,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: she could probably still sue you.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: Like they'd have to be hired the exact same day,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: make the exact same money. Right. Had the exact same
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: title in order to fuck without it affecting the boss
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: somehow possibly being sued.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: So I do think it's hard.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: When I've gone to comedy clubs and like the owner
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: will come in like, we're going to have a good weekend, whatever.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: I have one rule. Don't fuck the waitresses. And I'm like,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: What do you think I am? I could get through
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: a weekend at a comedy club without fucking the waitresses.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not an animal.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: What if they came in and I was doing a
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: club and they're like, we have one rule.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: Don't blow the bus boys. And I'm like, God damn it.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: That's what I like to do after my second meet
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: and greet.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: Don't fuck the big 400 pound sound guy who fucks
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: up your name and sweatpants. Oh, I'm glad you said it.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: You know, I was thinking about.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Just going back to my hotel by myself and watching
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: TV and taking a shower. But, I mean, what I
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: really like to do is go balls deep on the head.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: Waiter. Somebody who just did a whole shift. Two shows. Oh, boy.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: Anyway, it's a sad time that all that stuff is gone. Fun,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: the fun, fun times. God, happy hour. Where'd you used
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: to go for happy hour? Where was like Friday happy
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: hour in your day out here? Like New York City.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: My brother like works in that restaurant business in New
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: York City. And he's been telling, he's like, God, Friday
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: happy hour used to be the thing in New York.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Now it's like, because there's no, even if you go
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: into the office now, people don't go in on Fridays anymore.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: It's all four day work week. So there's no Friday anymore.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: So it's just like Friday happy hour is just gone.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: Which is, remember cocktail Friday, happy hour?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: Everybody went to the bar. So my first job out
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: of college, we worked downtown.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: That's what I worked at Robinson's May.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: Yes. Yes.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: And my friend Maya and I, I mean, it was good.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: There was a place in downtown LA. Oh my God.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: Like I'm getting tingles thinking about it.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Like I go in my little suit and we, oh
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: my God, it would just be all the financial guys.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: And it was so fun. That's the only thing I
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: liked about that job. And then I'd go on lunch dates.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: I'd be gone for like two hours. No wonder I
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: got fired.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: I went to like the grill or something, the water grill.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, fancy.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: Got a nice piece of salmon.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: I think I got a shrimp cocktail.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: That sounds lovely.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: I came back and the girl that was my boss
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: was 30.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: Sweaters are a mess.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: She was so mad at me.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: Well, I can understand that.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: She was like, that was a really long lunch. And
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: I was so dumb. I'm like, I'm sorry.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: I had a date.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: Hello? Hello?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: I wasn't going to be rude.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: He's a lawyer, so he's not at a time clock
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: like I am.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: What's the problem, lady? That's funny.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with the fact that the French president, his wife,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: do you know that she was 40 and he was
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: 15 when they started dating?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just read the headline, so I didn't really
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: deep dive into the article. But is that what it was?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: Yes. And now she says she sort of regrets it.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: She was his teacher.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: In the drama department, I believe. And she was married
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: with kids. And they started something. And they're still married.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: And then they broke up.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: And then she was worried that he'd find somebody else
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: when he went to college. But then when he came
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: back from college, I guess then she was divorced. And
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: then they've been together ever since.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: Wow. That's a considerable age difference. I know. Just the
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: fact that he's 15 is weird, too. And then he
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: became president. Yeah. I mean.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, they don't look that much different in age now.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: Well, with plastic surgery and everything.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: But, you know, I think, I don't know. I'm just
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: obsessed with it. I'm obsessed with the movie.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: The French are a little different.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: The May-December movie.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: Do you know about that coming out?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: Who is it? I did read about it.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: I can't.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: It's a scripted movie kind of based on the Mary
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: Kay Letourneau story.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: But it's like a twist on it where the woman
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: who's in that position is played.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: By Julianne Moore.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: And then Natalie Portman is kind of meeting with her
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: and studying her because she's going to play her in
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: a movie.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: So it's like a movie about a movie about a movie.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: But- It's all great actors.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: And they get it on, Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: They're the May-December romance? No, no, no.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: She's with her male student that she stayed with.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: Okay. Remember the one years ago, White Palace with James
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: Spader and Susan Sarandon? But they're like the same age
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: in real life.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: No, they're not the same age.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, pretty close.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: No, she's 77. Well, how old do you.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: Think James Spader is? He's got to be 60-something. Yeah,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: but that's at the same age.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's true.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Um, this girl is, um, she's a sexy Spanish model.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: She makes 11,000 a month. And I was like, oh,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: why does New York post always do these things? But
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: she actually isn't real.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: So she, now you can have an AI fictitious AI,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: AI model, and she's gaining popularity.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: And, you know, and I'm like, yeah, why couldn't you
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: do that?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, it looks very real.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I guess like, so she's 25, she's pink haired,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: but there's a catch. She isn't real. The buxom babe
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: is actually a bot dreamed by a Spanish designer who
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: uses artificial intelligence to help make the animated model look
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: as lifelike as possible. Oh my God, she's netting up
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: to $ 10, 000 a month or $ 11, 000. a month.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: We did it so we could make a better living.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: And then, yeah.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: Virtual models like her.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, wow.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: Good for her.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, who knows? Carol Ault's on OnlyFans. Did you
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: see that?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Carol Ault? The model? Yeah.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: She's 60.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: 60.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: She's on OnlyFans doing what? Like nude stuff?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like sexy stuff.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, because sometimes the OnlyFans, they're just cooking in a kitchen.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think it's that.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think it's that.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, there's a new book about the royal family called
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: End Game. And I am watching the latest season of
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: The Crown.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: And I didn't really watch The Crown all the way through.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: And so now we're up to Diana and Dodi Fayed. Yeah.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: It is so good.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: Is it really?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: This girl that plays Diana, you know, they have different
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: queens and different Dianas. She looks and acts and talks
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: just like her.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: It is like crazy.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: But the way they're presenting their story is the story
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: that the royal family has always presented.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: Was that.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: We had nothing to do with it. The guy was drunk.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: The paparazzi chased him. They got across it and she died.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: But remember when there was all those conspiracy theories that like, oh,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: because Dodi Fayed was Muslim, they were gonna be, they
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: were gonna get married and they were in love and
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: all this stuff. Now this is scripted and whatever, but
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: it's pretty interesting. And how much Dodi Fayed's dad, according
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: to the show The Crown, was like pushing him to
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: be with her and how involved the dad was like
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: in their relationship.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really good.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: But anyway, here are some of the things about the book.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: It doesn't seem like that juicy. It's called Endgame. It's
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: basically– I don't know.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: I was seeing all these stories on it and then
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: put it all together.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: It wasn't like that– I mean, there's no communication between
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: Kate and Meghan.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: We know that.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: The king is said to have warned members of the
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: royal family not to trust Harry following the publication of
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: the spare. Prince of Wales is eager to ascend the throne, obviously.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't really think there's that much juice
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: in it.
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  Speaker 2: Princess Anne is described in the book as being the
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: forefront of the supporters of the firm approach taken against
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: the Sussex. So she didn't really like him. They're obviously
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: weirded out by the uncle, Prince Andrew.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Andrew.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Andrew, who was, you know, that was accused of all
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: the stuff with the Virginia girl from Sussex.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: Epstein Island.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so it's another book of that. I don't feel
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: like anyone really cares anymore. Do we really care? I
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: certainly don't. That's why I put it at the end
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: of the show. I'm like, I just don't think, like,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: it is what it is.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: Maybe you're going to hang out again.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: Maybe you're not. Like, I don't know.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: I know. I feel like that's like every family. Like
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: the sister-in-laws don't always talk to each other. I mean,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: isn't that every family?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: And the momentum is gone.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: Even if they got back together and were laughing, everyone
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: would just be like, well, it was fake.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: You're not close.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: You don't like each other. You moved to California.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: The brothers are like, it's never, ever going to be
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: the same.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: And for the people that are watching them as their
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: royals as well.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: Is she going to get back into acting? Because the
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: Suits is such a huge hit on Netflix. Everyone's loving Suits.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: I think that she should.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: I think she should.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: You know what she should do?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: Being a movie with- You're welcome.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: She should have a small part in the Kim Kardashian comedy. Yes,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: she should. Write her something, Paula Pell. Reach out to her.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: Have her play herself. Have it be like.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: They're in Montecito or they're somewhere and she comes and
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: she can show that she's funny and it can be
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: like a tongue-in-cheek where she kind of makes fun of herself.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: That she was the princess in the suits and this.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: There you go. Somebody called Paula Pell.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: You don't think Paula Pell is listening to Juicy Scoop?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think she is. She probably is.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: Paris Hilton had another baby.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: I know, but then I- In London. But when did she,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: I feel like I saw her in a, you know,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: did you read about all this Vegas thing, the F1
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: car racing in Vegas?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: And she was wearing like an F1, really tight F1
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: racing car.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: She's a surrogate.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. I didn't know that.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: Both kids were via surrogate.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: I did not know that. The boy and the girl. Okay, well,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: that was my answer.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: No, so this baby London is her little girl, and
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: I guess she was born via surrogate just like the
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: boy was Phoenix.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: And they're very, they're almost like only like a year
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: in age, maybe difference. And so that's, but I don't
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: know if the baby's here or the baby, I guess
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: the baby is here.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: Welcome their second baby.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: So the baby is here.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: Good for them.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: Chris, so fun.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: Thank you for having me back. It's a pleasure to
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: be back. You're always welcome. Thank you very much. Always
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: welcome on Juicy Scoop.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: Tell us what are the latest plans. Latest plans, I
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: mean- To see Chris live. You know my friend, Stacey? Yeah.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: She is my best friend from college. College dorm girl.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: And she let me know weeks and weeks ago that
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: she bought tickets to your show.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: In Charlotte.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: In Charlotte.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: And I just want you to know, What a classy
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: friend I am.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 4: I said, that's great. You'll love him.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: You know what I didn't do?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: Call you. Say.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't even know.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: Say they want to meet you. Can you get a
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: drink with them after?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: Can they have free tickets? Can they get.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: All of the things that drive a comedian crazy.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: I let them go. I was confident that they'd love you.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: And they did.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: The boyfriend started following you.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: He watched all your stuff.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: She said you were great.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a fun show. Well, I wish they
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: would have come up after the show.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you do wish. I just, I never said to.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: Because I didn't want to have to get in that
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: weird texting conversation with you while you're going and then
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: her being like, actually, not that she would, but actually,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: we're going to get on the road. He hasn't come
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: out yet.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: And then you're looking for them.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: And then you're wondering as each girl comes up, is
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: this Heather's roommate?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Right. Well, it was good. It was a fun show.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: Thank them for coming. I'm glad they had a good time.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: They said you were great.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: It was good. And those are good reviews. Here's some
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: other dates. You can come see me.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: Yes. God.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: Batavia, Illinois.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: Finally you have your shit together.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: You wrote it down. Batavia, Illinois. The Comedy Vault. December
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: 1st and 2nd. This Friday and Saturday night. Batavia, Illinois.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: Comedy Vault. Love that place. December 6th. Cleveland Hilarities. My
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: favorite place over there in Cleveland. December 7th, Buffalo Helium.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: December 9th, Governors in Levittown, Long Island. Back to my
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: hometown of Long Island. December 10th, the Stadium Theater in
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: Rhode Island. Only four tickets left. Frangiole.fun has everything.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, very nice.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. It's a little theater in Rhode Island. It's
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: going to be good. And then I'm done for the year.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, it's a stadium. I know, that's what I
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: keep telling them.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: It's a stadium tour. It's a stadium with four tickets left.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: It's a stadium tour.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: This is how we do it. Stop showing all your cards.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: Start living like a star. I'm like this girl who shows,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: it's a character. And then I'm done for the year,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: which I'm excited about.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: That is awesome.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: So that is all one trip. You'll be on an
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: all in one trip?
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: Or you'll come home in between? Yeah, it's kind of
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: one trip.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay, good.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: I come back once. And then I go to New
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: York with the family. My daughter and my wife.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: Are you going to do like the cute, like Rockefeller City?
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: We're doing Radio City.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: Cute.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: Rockettes. We went last year. My daughter liked it. But
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: we had to get better seats this year because last
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: year we were up on the balcony. Yeah. And Santa
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: Claus comes out and he hugs some of the kids
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: in the orchestra seats. And my daughter's like, well, how
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: come I don't get a hug from Santa Claus? Well,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: because we're up on the balcony. He has to come
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: up here. So now my daughter wants to be closest
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: so she may get a hug from Santa Claus.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: We got pictures of Santa Claus last week in Costa Mesa.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: You ever go to that mall? Oh, my God. The
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: fancy mall in Orange County.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: You mean South Coast Plaza?
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: South Coast Plaza. Yes. Amazing. I was at a concert
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: down there.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: And my wife and daughter came with me to just
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: hang around. And we went to the mall, took pictures.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: I do love a day at the mall.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I love it.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: I love a day at the mall. Yeah.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: Century City Mall, our mall over here at Topanga. That's
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: where that murderer was arrested, was at Topanga Social.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: He was?
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Tarzana murder.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: He was at Topanga Social? I go there.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it over there.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: It's not funny.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: So many things to choose from, eating from.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice options.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: I guess he worked up an appetite.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: Chris, and of course you have your show Cover to Cover.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: Cover to Cover is my podcast. Everybody loves it. It's
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: a fun time. We have a fun time. Frangola.frangola.fun has
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: all my tickets come out. Cleveland, Buffalo, Long Island, Rhode Island,
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: and Batavia, Illinois. And then I'm done with 2023.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: I'm already done.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're done. How do you feel about that? I mean,
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: you're off the road for a little while.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: I usually don't do many shows in December because I
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: always am like, oh, I'm competing with like Christmas parties
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: and stuff.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: But actually it's a great time to go because that's
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: when people do want to do their Christmas parties.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: You got any fun Christmas parties coming up?
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: This week I do.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: This week I'm going to two like Hollywood event type
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: of things.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: But they're kind of holiday-ish.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: No real people.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: Inviting me anywhere.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 6: Which.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: You know, I think I'm finally okay with it.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: I'm, you know, I think I've hydrated myself.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: I don't think I'm as thirsty.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: You're not thirsty anymore.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: I don't think I'm as thirsty for this stuff.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: I don't believe that for one second.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 4: You think? I am telling you.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: Well, if you're less thirsty, then you're thirsty. could ever do.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: I've definitely changed my attitude.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: I feel like.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm very, yeah.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: Good for you. I've done it all.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 4: I've done it all.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: That's what I keep trying to tell you.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: I've done it all. I don't care.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: What do you need?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: I'm scarred for life. Thank you, Christopher.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: I love you. Thank you.
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