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Love in Bloom, Or Crazy Psycho??? · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Love in Bloom or crazy stalker weirdo biatch.
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  Speaker 2: It's one more thing arm strong and one.
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  Speaker 1: Armstrong and getty conveying our love panel.
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  Speaker 3: So you said love in Bloom or crazy stalker bitch
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  Speaker 3: psycho Biach, Yes, exactly, Okay, but that.
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  Speaker 2: Question will be decided by the love panel.
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  Speaker 3: That's always the problem with that is just it's it's
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  Speaker 3: it's it's whether or not the other person's interested in you.
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  Speaker 1: All love.
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  Speaker 3: Like chasing someone's stuff is it's just so romantic and
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  Speaker 3: well received if the other person's interested, if they're.
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  Speaker 1: Not, And he never gave up, and now we've been
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  Speaker 1: married for fifty years, right, beautiful?
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  Speaker 3: And I said no five times and I came out
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  Speaker 3: aside and he was waiting by my car with a rose.
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  Speaker 3: If you kind of liked the guy, that's just awesome.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't like the guy, you call the police
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  Speaker 3: and get a restraining order and maybe pepper spraym.
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  Speaker 1: Or send your brothers to beat him down. Yeah, right, exactly. Ah, yes,
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  Speaker 1: but this is a gal on a mission. Love and
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  Speaker 1: Bloom are crazy stalker psychobiac. Let's find out. Thirteen Michael,
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  Speaker 1: I saw this.
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  Speaker 4: Really cute guy at the grocery store the other day,
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  Speaker 4: so naturally, I followed him to the checkout counter, and
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  Speaker 4: when he gave the cashier his credit card, I peeped
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  Speaker 4: it to see what his name was, and then I
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  Speaker 4: googled him and found his social media profiles, and I
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  Speaker 4: was able.
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  Speaker 2: To tell that he was single.
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  Speaker 4: So I went through his friend's list and I found
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  Speaker 4: his mother's page, and then I looked through his mother's
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  Speaker 4: page and I saw that she was a member of
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  Speaker 4: this book club that's in my area. So I went
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  Speaker 4: to the book club meeting and I met his mom
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  Speaker 4: there and she just thought I was so nice, and
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  Speaker 4: I brought it up randomly in conversation that I was single,
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  Speaker 4: and she let me know that she had a son
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  Speaker 4: that single also that lived in the area, and maybe
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  Speaker 4: it would be cool for us to get together and
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  Speaker 4: chat sometime. So I gave her my number, which she
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  Speaker 4: gave to her son, and this morning he texted me
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  Speaker 4: and asked if I'd like to get together this weekend
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  Speaker 4: and do something. So I guess we're going to go
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  Speaker 4: on a date. I really excited.
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  Speaker 5: Wait until he sees this video and goes, oh my god,
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  Speaker 5: who did I go on a date with?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: That's a pretty successful, uh effort she made there. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know how it's going to turn out, but that's insane.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we have a little update for you. That young
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  Speaker 1: man is now dissolving in a thing as that psycho
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  Speaker 1: decided he wasn't worthy of living in. She is now
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  Speaker 1: wearing his skin as a garment and his fingerbones as
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  Speaker 1: a necklace. Follow up segment.
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  Speaker 6: All right, all right, so dude run from her.
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  Speaker 3: God, she actually went to the book club meeting and
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  Speaker 3: got to know his mom.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, because he's a cute guy. I mean, look,
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  Speaker 1: let's all recognize. I can see a dozen attractive women,
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  Speaker 1: there will be one that'll like make my brain explode
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  Speaker 1: for whatever, genetic, anthropolog anthropological who knows why it happens. Reason,
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  Speaker 1: Doctor Freud had his own opinions whatever, and maybe it
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  Speaker 1: was one of those. Maybe it was one of those.
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  Speaker 1: She saw him and just her jaw dropped. It was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, for whatever reason, now certainly concocting some
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  Speaker 1: sort of can you help me out to the car
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  Speaker 1: with this or that would have been a hell of
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  Speaker 1: a lot more normal than the whole Sherlock Holmes routine.
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  Speaker 1: How troubled are we by the detective job and the
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  Speaker 1: roots she took.
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  Speaker 6: Jack, I'll let you go first if you want. Man.
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  Speaker 3: The uh, the going to the book club and meeting
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  Speaker 3: mom and getting to know her, that is that is
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  Speaker 3: a that's a different level.
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  Speaker 1: That really feels to me like something that ends up
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  Speaker 1: with somebody's cat getting murdered.
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  Speaker 3: So, Katie, you're more up on the modern world of
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  Speaker 3: how this is handling, how do we feel about just
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  Speaker 3: like noticing the name on the credit card and doing
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  Speaker 3: a little research on online.
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  Speaker 6: So that see I think that it was.
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  Speaker 5: It got weird the second she looked at his credit
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  Speaker 5: credit card to get his number his name. I like
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  Speaker 5: Joe's idea, just hey, could you help me to the
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  Speaker 5: car with this, or like a regular approach. But I
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  Speaker 5: would be lying if I said that I hadn't met
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  Speaker 5: a guy and he had given me his name and
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  Speaker 5: I went home and looked him up. I've done that before,
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  Speaker 5: but not you know, to the extent to go meet
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  Speaker 5: his mom at a book club and then wear his
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  Speaker 5: skin later.
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  Speaker 6: That's weird.
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  Speaker 7: Michael thoughts, Yeah, pretty psycho, I wouldn't. I'm like Katie,
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  Speaker 7: I mean, maybe you look him up online, do a
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  Speaker 7: little background check.
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  Speaker 6: But that's it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, here's a little he.
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  Speaker 5: Gives you his name, you don't look at his credit
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  Speaker 5: card to like, kind of I don't this.
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  Speaker 6: She sounds like a serial killer to me, Well, there's
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  Speaker 6: a little surprise.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna talk to him live now. He's chained to
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  Speaker 3: the radiator in her basement.
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  Speaker 2: Help me, somebody helped me. Gosh.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like a part of the story.
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  Speaker 5: He goes missing and she's helping his mom look for
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  Speaker 5: him at that point.
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  Speaker 6: That's how these horror movies go.
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  Speaker 2: She's putting up posters. Yes, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I've only become aware recently, and for reasons I won't
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  Speaker 3: get into about how all you need is somebody. If
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  Speaker 3: you have somebody's phone number, for instance, you can find
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  Speaker 3: out everything and it costs you like a buck online.
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  Speaker 3: And you got every place they've ever lived, every phone
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  Speaker 3: they've ever had, all their friends.
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  Speaker 6: It's family members.
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  Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, it's it's horrifying. I mean, it's us worrisome
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  Speaker 3: as a dude. But man, if I'm a young woman
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  Speaker 3: knowing that any guy who gets a hold of my
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  Speaker 3: phone number at all now knows where I live and
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  Speaker 3: where my friends live, and where I work and and everything.
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  Speaker 3: It just yeah, it's just different world for that sort
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  Speaker 3: of thing.
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: On the other hand, buddy of mine pointing this out
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  Speaker 3: to me their date, I remember when we were younger,
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  Speaker 3: all of our names were in the phone book with
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  Speaker 3: our address, all of us, all of us. If you
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  Speaker 3: knew somebody's name, you could look up their address. And
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  Speaker 3: it's not like everybody got abducted every day, right, And
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  Speaker 3: everybody's name was in the phone book with their address.
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  Speaker 6: Did the unlisted thing come later?
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  Speaker 2: Is that no unlisted existed? But I never knew a
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  Speaker 2: girl that was unlisted. Every girl was data. She was
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  Speaker 2: writing the phone book. Okay, yeah, real rarity.
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  Speaker 1: Getting back to the whole meeting mom book class book
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  Speaker 1: club happened to randomly mention I was single and subter few.
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  Speaker 1: That just that that is a willingness to be sneaky
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  Speaker 1: and duplicitous.
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  Speaker 2: That isn't her first rodeo, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 8: Yes, yes, I think we're a little bit into the
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  Speaker 8: the modern attitude where everybody's so paranoid of what would
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  Speaker 8: you rather run into a bear or.
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  Speaker 3: A man in the woods for a woman? I mean,
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  Speaker 3: just you saying, was that before unlisted was available, like
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  Speaker 3: you wouldn't want your name listed in the phone Everybody
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  Speaker 3: had their address and name in the phone book, and
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  Speaker 3: everybody was fine with it, and everybody wasn't paranoid thinking,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god, that's dangerous. A guy could look up
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  Speaker 3: my address. It worked out. I mean, so, is is
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  Speaker 3: culture that much worse? Are we just way more paranoid
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  Speaker 3: than we?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 1: I would point out that if I had the hots
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  Speaker 1: for Jenny Smith, or even unless her name was true,
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  Speaker 1: her last name was truly rare and distinctive, there'd be
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  Speaker 1: eleven of them in the phone book.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't tell which one.
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  Speaker 3: That wasn't my experience at all, because I lived in
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  Speaker 3: small towns, everybody everybody's name. There was only one Jenny Smith,
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  Speaker 3: and every town, everybody's address was right there. And I
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  Speaker 3: don't remember anybody abusing it, or anybody even talking about
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  Speaker 3: it being abused.
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  Speaker 2: No, nope.
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  Speaker 3: So what changed our pair of the reality of stalkers
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  Speaker 3: or our paranoia.
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  Speaker 2: Both? I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: People aren't brave anymore. They don't want to just go
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  Speaker 7: and ask something, ask someone out right in person, you know,
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  Speaker 7: just hey, would you like to go out? Would you
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  Speaker 7: like to get some coffee?
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  Speaker 1: That's like gon old skills take developing, though, and we're
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  Speaker 1: not letting our kids develop those social skills. I had
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  Speaker 1: chatted up so many girls by the time I started college.
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  Speaker 1: Just the idea of oh my god, I can't I
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  Speaker 1: can't say hello to or it was just foreign to me.
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  Speaker 1: It was not like I have some sort of bold
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  Speaker 1: master gamesman or anything.
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  Speaker 2: It was just so familiar to me. You know, hey,
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  Speaker 2: how you doing.
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 2: Please?
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  Speaker 6: Phones and internet have completely smashed that skill.
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  Speaker 1: I think, you know, this is a weird grab, but
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  Speaker 1: it popped in my head for some reason. I can't
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  Speaker 1: remember why. The other day I was thinking about it.
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  Speaker 1: The old like the first Bob Seeger song with the uh,
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  Speaker 1: what was the name of his band, Bob Seger in.
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  Speaker 2: The Silver Bullebin.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, that was before he was a solo artist,
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  Speaker 1: when he was a Detroit rocker, but rambling gambling man,
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  Speaker 1: the line is ain't good looking, but you know, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't shy, ain't afraid to look a girl in the eye.
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  Speaker 1: And hey, I've always kind of liked that line because
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  Speaker 1: he was irregular guy. But b we've got a couple
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  Speaker 1: of generations who are terrified to look a girl in the.
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  Speaker 2: Eye and say, hey, how you doing. So they gets ray.
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  Speaker 3: You think if she she found him alluring enough to
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  Speaker 3: go through all that work, she should have made her
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  Speaker 3: move right then.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's equipped with the tools to do that. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: if you're an all attractive young woman, all you have
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  Speaker 1: to say is so I see you like cereal.
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  Speaker 5: That's good enough ice breaker right there, exactly. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: just I have a real issue with her going on
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  Speaker 5: a date with him after having done all of this
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  Speaker 5: and acting like it didn't go down like that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well yeah, like, oh.
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  Speaker 5: We just so happened to meet I met your mom
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  Speaker 5: at book club, like the whole the start of whatever
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  Speaker 5: relationship this might be is going to be bs anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's a decent point there. You can't start
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  Speaker 3: with a lie and then go from there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this ends with a dead cat, trust me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: if you.
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  Speaker 3: If you uh yeah, if you're out with somebody and
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  Speaker 3: everything like that, And then she mentions, yeah, I was
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  Speaker 3: talking to your mom. Wait a second, and you know
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  Speaker 3: my mom? Why do you know my mom?
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  Speaker 2: This is weird.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well, let me tell you how this went down.
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  Speaker 5: So I saw your credit card at the store.
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  Speaker 2: I'd enjoy the.
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  Speaker 3: Book club that your mom is in.
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  Speaker 2: You're twenty three year old woman.
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  Speaker 1: You're in a book club with a bunch of sixty
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  Speaker 1: four year olds.
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  Speaker 3: Why I like to read, pretending you want to read
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  Speaker 3: the Bridges of Madison County so you can get to
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  Speaker 3: meet this old woman.
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  Speaker 2: That is going too far?
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  Speaker 3: God, dang it.
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  Speaker 1: I had.
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  Speaker 3: She was actually a student of mine when I was
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  Speaker 3: teaching a class, and she showed up at my apartment
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  Speaker 3: one time, the car so close to me, with a
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  Speaker 3: card and some flowers and everything like that. And yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was exactly one of those if she had been
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  Speaker 3: I mean, there were plenty of other students in my class,
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  Speaker 3: so that if they had shown up with the garden
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  Speaker 3: flowers would have been awesome, But not this person. And
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  Speaker 3: so it's either awesome or it's you're a freaking psycho.
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  Speaker 3: And then she came in and sat on my couch
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  Speaker 3: and cried and cried and cried about how she just
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  Speaker 3: had some dental work done and she thought I was
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  Speaker 3: the right one for her and all.
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  Speaker 2: This stuff, and it was so horrible.
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  Speaker 6: This is a real story.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, heck, cats are real, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry you had to work and that factors into
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  Speaker 1: that's fun of her mind.
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  Speaker 7: She was upset about her teeth being cleaned.
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  Speaker 6: Jack, I had this root canell and I love you.
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  Speaker 3: She'd had her wisdom teeth thinking out, and she's sitting
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  Speaker 3: there on my couch. I don't remember how she got
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  Speaker 3: in my apartment. I have vague memories of this. The
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  Speaker 3: part I remember the most on counter or he let
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  Speaker 3: her in. I think my roommate did, okay. I think
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  Speaker 3: she said that she was a student in my class,
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  Speaker 3: and he led her anyway. I come home and she
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  Speaker 3: sitting on that couch and she's holding her jaw and
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  Speaker 3: crying about her wisdom teeth to getting taken out, and
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  Speaker 3: thought we had a special connection.
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  Speaker 6: And she must have must have still been the drugs,
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  Speaker 6: maybe hopefully.
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  Speaker 3: But then again, it's just like I was saying, if
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  Speaker 3: she had been, some of the other students would have been.
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  Speaker 3: This is fantastic. But so the difference is either awesome.
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  Speaker 3: There's not a lot in between. It's either awesome or
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  Speaker 3: you're a psycho, which is unfortunate.
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  Speaker 2: Why that story is so odd.
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  Speaker 1: Having had a fair amount of uh dental work oral surgery,
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  Speaker 1: my wisdom teeth removed right after my wisdom.
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  Speaker 2: Teeth are removed.
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  Speaker 1: Sheryl Tigues could have climbed down off the poster that
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  Speaker 1: I may have had on my wall and offered to
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  Speaker 1: violate the laws of God and Man with me, and
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  Speaker 1: I'd have had to turn her down. So that was
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  Speaker 1: one confused chick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah oof.
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  Speaker 7: In college, I had a girl. She was following me
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  Speaker 7: around with flowers, and she kept complaining about her laser
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  Speaker 7: eye surgery. Well, I guess that's it.