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Just Got a Brand New Tattoo! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Just got a brand new tattoo. It's huge. It says,
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  Speaker 1: no tattoos, it's one more thing. I'm one more thing.
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  Speaker 1: Or how about tattoos are stupid? That would be a
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  Speaker 1: good one good tattoo? Where would you put it on
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  Speaker 1: your forehead a bell or around my neck? Tatoo?
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  Speaker 2: That tattoo that went viral, it says no regurirts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that became a website. No Regrets is a website
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  Speaker 3: where people post bad tattoos.
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  Speaker 4: That is one of my guilty pleasures. It's been a
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  Speaker 4: while since I've done it. But going to one of
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  Speaker 4: those bad tattoos websites where it's either no regirts or
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  Speaker 4: various misspellings, or somebody gets like their babies face tattooed
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  Speaker 4: on them, but it looks like a demon because the
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  Speaker 4: artist is just not that good.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, first maybe they birthed the demon. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't there, but yeah, I've got to admit I've
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  Speaker 4: logged some serious time with those websites.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the the tribal stuff where or where it's in
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  Speaker 3: a foreign language, you know, those are often a mess.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, the Chinese characters that frequently aren't what the tattoo
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  Speaker 4: artist told you they were right. It says freedom of spirit,
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  Speaker 4: not actually says fish thirty percent off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, or something so soy sauce brand.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So I was expressing my love for AI specifically chat
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  Speaker 4: GPT just because that's the one I've tried, and I
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  Speaker 4: want to try GROC and some other ones. But I thought,
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  Speaker 4: all right, why not? I just asked what kind of
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  Speaker 4: tattoo should I get? It told me to find the
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  Speaker 4: right tattoo. Consider what resonates with you, your personal style and
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  Speaker 4: any symbolic meaning you'd like to convey. Think about the
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  Speaker 4: tattoo's placement, your lifestyle, and your long term comfort with
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  Speaker 4: the design.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the placement thing is interesting because I've I haven't
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  Speaker 3: for years, but I used to think about getting a tattoo.
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  Speaker 3: It's only because I even come up with a good
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  Speaker 3: choice that I never got a tattooed. I'm not anti.
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  Speaker 3: I just couldn't think of any that worked for me.
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  Speaker 3: But it was always like, do I want it to
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  Speaker 3: be someplace visible or not? And if it's someplace it's
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  Speaker 3: not visible really to anyone but me or people that
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  Speaker 3: enter into a special relationship with me.
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  Speaker 1: Prison guards et cetera.
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  Speaker 3: Right, doctors and prison guards pretty much. Then what's the point?
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  Speaker 3: I often thought, Yeah, I mean, what am I expressing
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  Speaker 3: if I'm not expressing it to anybody but like two
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  Speaker 3: people on earth.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've had the same thought roughly, although I think,
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  Speaker 4: you know, if I'm going to get one, and I've
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  Speaker 4: considered it for years, it would probably be the classic
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  Speaker 4: you know, shoulder okay, right, yeah, and that you know,
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  Speaker 4: it's usually just between you and then and your companion
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  Speaker 4: slash prison guard slash doctor.
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  Speaker 3: You're a lot younger than us, Katie, but so it
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  Speaker 3: might have been hard for you to realize this. But
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  Speaker 3: back in the day, tattoos were not very many men
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  Speaker 3: had tattoos. No women had tattoos. If you came across
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  Speaker 3: a tattoo a woman with a tattoo, that was crazy.
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  Speaker 3: And not even that many men did. But my uncle
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  Speaker 3: had a tattoo when I was a kid, and I
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  Speaker 3: always thought it was so cool. He was a really
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  Speaker 3: buff dude, and he was a marine and fought in
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  Speaker 3: Vietnam and he had a bulldog on his arm, and
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  Speaker 3: I always just thought that was so bad ass. But
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  Speaker 3: he was a badass guy. He can put that same
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  Speaker 3: bulldog on me, and it wouldn't be the same thing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh so you like bulldogs, right, they are such pretty dogs.
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  Speaker 2: I remember when they were frowned upon and growing up,
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  Speaker 2: my parents both were very wary of me getting them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm telling you, I've said this to people before,
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  Speaker 3: younger people, and they can't believe it. Like, I worked
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  Speaker 3: at a bar for years. If a girl, like a
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  Speaker 3: big nightclub, country club, like three hundred people on a
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  Speaker 3: Saturday night, if a woman had walked in with tattoos,
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  Speaker 3: everybody would have been talking in the entire bar.
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  Speaker 1: It would have been so shocking.
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  Speaker 4: And I know, and all sorts of assumptions made oh
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  Speaker 4: so honestly might have at the time been fairly accurate.
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  Speaker 4: Probably it's funny because that's sounds terrible to say. But no,
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  Speaker 4: we all intentionally and semi intentionally send each other social
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  Speaker 4: signals about who we are, the way we'd like to
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  Speaker 4: be seen, uh, you know, every day through what we
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  Speaker 4: wear and the way we look in our hair and whatever.
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  Speaker 3: That's one of the interesting things about tattoos is it's
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  Speaker 3: certainly lost its edginess. You if you're a I'll go
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  Speaker 3: with girls again. But if you're a if you're a
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  Speaker 3: female with a tattoo. It does not signify I'm on
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  Speaker 3: the edge and kind of live life the way I want,
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  Speaker 3: because you could be as vanilla, mainstream, normal, culled a
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  Speaker 3: sac suburban, safe as it gets, and be a tattoo person.
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  Speaker 3: Now am I right now?
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  Speaker 2: It's defined by the type of tattoo you. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 2: if you're the vanilla and very dainty and whatnot. They
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  Speaker 2: have the very dainty style tattoos.
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  Speaker 1: I have a dolphin now, I like dolphins. Yeah, a
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  Speaker 1: dolphin on my ankle.
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  Speaker 4: I figured that because you have a dolphin. Uh, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I'm looking at the chat chepet advice. It's very thorough
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  Speaker 4: tips for choosing a tat meaning a symbolism, personal style, placement,
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  Speaker 4: long term comfort research, tattoo artists.
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  Speaker 1: Take your time.
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  Speaker 4: Here are different styles and they have like six or
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  Speaker 4: seven different styles.
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  Speaker 1: Things to consider a cost pain. The pain level can very.
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  Speaker 4: Depending on the location, size of the tattoo, as well
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  Speaker 4: as your individual pain tolerance.
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  Speaker 3: I was thought about getting an American flag on my
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  Speaker 3: arm in the traditional place, like after nine to eleven
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  Speaker 3: when we were all being extra patriotic, and then somebody said,
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  Speaker 3: really should be only if you're in the military, and
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  Speaker 3: I thought, yeah, you're probably right.
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  Speaker 4: So I disagree with that, but I agree with that.
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  Speaker 4: I stand ready to be talked off that point.
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  Speaker 1: But no, I disagree with that. Yeah, I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to be a proposer.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't want to be a military poser at the
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  Speaker 3: time when people were like joining up and everything like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fair enough to teach their own. I've thought of
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  Speaker 1: like getting.
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  Speaker 3: A poser in all kinds of Otherwise, I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: be a I'm in the military patriotic poser. I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to be that kind of poser. You know.
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  Speaker 4: That's funny speaking of tattoos and posers and my my son.
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  Speaker 1: I won't bory you.
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  Speaker 4: With the specifics, but he made a poster that included
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  Speaker 4: a cartoon of a dude with a cigarette and sunglasses,
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  Speaker 4: and the caption was so punk it's poser. So poser,
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  Speaker 4: it's punk. That was an interesting, interesting concept. So the
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  Speaker 4: horshoe theory, So the pain, how would you describe the pain,
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  Speaker 4: Katie uh Of? I mean, it's not like you've gotten
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  Speaker 4: face tattoos or there are certain parts of the body
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  Speaker 4: people get tattoos. I can't even imagine. Ay y and B.
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  Speaker 4: That's kind of hurt like fire.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's it's uncomfortable. It definitely does depend on
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  Speaker 2: where and I have had plenty of very and I
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  Speaker 2: will tell you the ribs.
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  Speaker 1: You yeah, I have.
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  Speaker 2: I have a tattoo that goes right across the front
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  Speaker 2: and then on the side. Kind of mind is that.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard people use the phrase I don't say this word,
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  Speaker 3: but it starts with a T and refers to women's
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  Speaker 3: body parts a T chandelier.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that, is it.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, well, it's the podcast, so you can.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't say that word even on the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I don't say that word in my real life.
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  Speaker 1: Is that the word? No, no, no, no, higher up,
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  Speaker 1: you won't say tit.
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  Speaker 2: You won't say tit.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're a boy. It is useless as tits on
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  Speaker 1: a boar. Go ahead and say.
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  Speaker 3: That T I T t y chandelier. I've heard that phrase.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I've heard that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you haven't google it. There's a there are websites
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  Speaker 3: for just those.
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  Speaker 1: They're so popular. Talking about boobies.
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  Speaker 2: Considering mine says I love my mother and Gaelic. I
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  Speaker 2: hope it's not a titty chandelier.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe she was a great breastfeeder. Way
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  Speaker 1: when you say it sounds funny.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't use that term just because it's childish
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  Speaker 4: and like it reminds me of adolescent boys who've never
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  Speaker 4: been with a woman.
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  Speaker 1: But right I feel like I'm above that word. Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well you know what you probably are, uh my, uh, Well,
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  Speaker 4: a person I am very close with genetically has a
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  Speaker 4: tattoo in the rib cageal area. It is a quote
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  Speaker 4: from a favorite book and a comfort through the years.
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  Speaker 4: That particular quote.
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  Speaker 3: Well, someone, a female was telling me. This was after
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  Speaker 3: Saint Patrick's Day. They brought up the fact that they
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  Speaker 3: have an ass adjacent shamrock and uh and that that's
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  Speaker 3: what started me on the whole. If nobody ever sees
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  Speaker 3: it except you know, like your husband or whatever, what
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  Speaker 3: is what are you doing? Is it for you? I
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  Speaker 3: guess it's for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's your own thing. Or it's a party trick,
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  Speaker 2: a party trick. Hey, look what I got.
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  Speaker 4: That's some party Uh. Any other tattoos you or grat
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  Speaker 4: Katie he as the lone tattooed member of the crew.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's kind of and it's also the way that
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  Speaker 2: it happened. We were in Hawaii. I was in high
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  Speaker 2: school and we just so happened to run into Nicky
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  Speaker 2: Six's nanny who was watching the kids while.
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  Speaker 4: He was.
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  Speaker 1: Cruise.
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  Speaker 2: His nanny. Yeah, he and his nanny, they were out
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  Speaker 2: and about, the nanny stuck around. Mom ended up talking
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  Speaker 2: to nanny and deciding she had to have a tattoo.
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  Speaker 2: That was how we ended up there. And we ended
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  Speaker 2: up in the shop and my mom got her dolphin
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  Speaker 2: that's jumping over a shamrock, which I know you've heard
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  Speaker 2: me say this before, but she always said is going
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  Speaker 2: to end up as an eel in a palm tree.
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  Speaker 2: And I apparently just wouldn't shut up about wanting a tattoo,
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  Speaker 2: and my dad said, fine, you want one so bad,
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  Speaker 2: let's do it. And I decided on two hearts next
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  Speaker 2: to each other, one filled in like the American flag,
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  Speaker 2: the other filled in like the Irish flag.
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, no, it.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't a horrible idea, except for the tattoo artist did
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  Speaker 2: the American flag vertically so it looks like Puerto Rico.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: The Irish and Puerto Ricans have a long history of
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  Speaker 4: cooperating on many projects.
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  Speaker 2: Right, And that's one of the many jokes that happens.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 2: It's just it turned into this whole thing. My dad
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  Speaker 2: and the second, the second that tattoo gun touched me,
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  Speaker 2: I came about three inches off the table and I
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  Speaker 2: looked at my dad and you went, nope, gotta finish.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh no, and it was Yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: was a learning lesson as well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And then I also have a k on my
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  Speaker 2: shoulder in case I forget what my initials are.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Yah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like it feels like beastings, Like if you've
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  Speaker 2: ever been stung by a bee, just imagine that happening
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  Speaker 2: a lot and can kind of the heat from afterwards. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of like the sleeved look on a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it would look good on me, but
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  Speaker 3: on some people, I think it looks really good.
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  Speaker 2: My dad just finished his sleeve, okay, and once they
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  Speaker 2: got to that elbow bone, things were not so funny anymore.
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  Speaker 1: He did one arm like most people do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, his whole left arm is done in the traditional
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  Speaker 2: Hawaiian tribal because my parents spend a lot of time
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  Speaker 2: over there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh cool, Yeah, yeah, I like the sleep thing and that, Like,
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  Speaker 3: but what would be the rough cost on that to
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  Speaker 3: get sleeved in a whole arm?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: It depends on what you get, but I mean easily
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  Speaker 2: five grand, easily five thousand dollars, Yeah, depending on what
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  Speaker 2: you have done.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Because I have a piece on my shoulder that
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  Speaker 2: goes from just above my elbow up to the right
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  Speaker 2: to the top of my shoulder, and that was about
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  Speaker 2: I think eight to fifty.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I've got the weird on the back
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  Speaker 3: side of tat two's age thing going to it just
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't matter. I mean, there's nothing edgy at all I
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  Speaker 3: could get. Whatever kind of tattoos is gonna have no
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  Speaker 3: effect on my career at this point or anything or
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  Speaker 3: my dating because I'm old.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, so it's just like it'd be like, what's
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  Speaker 1: the point.
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  Speaker 4: Why don't you ask Kanye West for a suggestion or two?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for tattoos. I'm well past the age of being
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  Speaker 1: able to make a statement that anybody would care about.
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  Speaker 1: So it's just like, may, what would I be doing
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  Speaker 1: if you showed up with a couple of neck tattoos?
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  Speaker 1: I think people would down face tat face tat would
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  Speaker 1: get attention.
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  Speaker 2: Yet I kind of want one of you guys to
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  Speaker 2: get one to see, you know, what it's.
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  Speaker 1: Like with my head.
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  Speaker 3: I could do some pretty interesting things over my noo
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  Speaker 3: hair and a round head. Charlie brownhadicking like the sphere
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  Speaker 3: in Vegas, you know, like an eyeball or something like
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  Speaker 3: that big eyeball.
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  Speaker 1: That's horrible.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, people consider that on the back of my head,
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  Speaker 3: my shaved head.
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  Speaker 4: It's a big iro of eyes. How about a pair
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  Speaker 4: of eyes? Oh, the entire face, yes, and hair and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And they got a play like your Voldemort's spoiler alert
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  Speaker 4: in the first Harry Potter moving hmm, very traumatic reveal.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember the little person tattoo on Fantasy Island.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get a tattoo of him, tattoo of tattoo tattoos. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess that's it.