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Lala Takes BravoCon 2025 (Austen Kroll) · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous. It's Lala Kent.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to untraditionally, Lala, Hello, gorgeous, Welcome back to untraditionally, Lala.
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  Speaker 2: I am hyped as a motherfucker because I have Austin Kroll.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. Your Instagram name is cruel the Warrior King.
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  Speaker 2: It's my favorite Instagram name of all time.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Do you watch rom coms?
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  Speaker 3: Of course I do watch rom coms. And people don't
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  Speaker 3: get it, and they ask me, like, why is your
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  Speaker 3: nickname Warrior King. I'm like, it's not Warrior King. It's
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  Speaker 3: Matthew McConaughey's dick.
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  Speaker 1: Duh, duh, duh.
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  Speaker 3: And so when people get it, they're like, holy shit,
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  Speaker 3: love your Instagram name. It's like so good as you should. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and I just gained another fan.
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  Speaker 1: You gained another fan, so you yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But if you don't get it, then it's like, wow,
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  Speaker 3: the ego on this guy. And some women get mad
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  Speaker 3: at me, you know, during this season they're like, you're
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  Speaker 3: not a Warrior King. You're like, okay, relax, Okay, it's
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  Speaker 3: not that deep. How old are you too old to
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  Speaker 3: have an Instagram name named after Matthemacone's.
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  Speaker 2: This for sure, do like girls in their like twenties,
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  Speaker 2: because maybe they weren't born when the movie came out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not Leo. I just like like an appropriately aged girl,
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  Speaker 3: and I probably want someone over the age of twenty five. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so opposite of Leo.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. That's good. So Austin and I just arrived
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  Speaker 1: at Bravocon. Let's just set the tone.
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  Speaker 3: Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Vegas, Baby Vegas like basically my backyard.
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  Speaker 3: I know it is you, la Ors. I came to
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  Speaker 3: Vegas recently, first game called football season, and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going solo because I just want to go. Actually
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  Speaker 3: has come back from London. But I called Schwartz and
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  Speaker 3: he was like, I'll be there because.
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  Speaker 1: It's that it is so down for the course.
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  Speaker 3: Though came, well.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds yeah, Schwartz came came like that, that also tracks.
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  Speaker 3: So I pushed that. I pushed that tough the hair
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  Speaker 3: behind his ear, and he came like that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I cannot. How do you feel about
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  Speaker 2: this weekend?
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  Speaker 3: It's it's like a it's like a it's a lot
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  Speaker 3: of things, but ultimately it is a lot of fun
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  Speaker 3: because you see so many people that you haven't seen
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  Speaker 3: in so long. I e us right here, right, and
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  Speaker 3: everyone who's here is definitely just like here for the
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  Speaker 3: right reasons. No one's spending all this money to come
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  Speaker 3: and like boo you. Although I have been booed at
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  Speaker 3: Bravo con.
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  Speaker 1: But have you?
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, on panel you've.
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  Speaker 1: Been added to the list.
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  Speaker 2: Then you've been booed Lisa Rinna and Tom Sandeval And
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  Speaker 2: there's a high chance that I could be booed at
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  Speaker 2: the hand as well.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I not thrown shade at anybody else, but I
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  Speaker 3: think it was an unjust booing for you, yeah, for me,
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  Speaker 3: not talking about anybody else. But for the most part,
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  Speaker 3: everyone's just like so happy and smiles on and like
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  Speaker 3: we're all, you know, having fun.
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  Speaker 1: You want to know, My most favorite part of Bravocon.
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait is that when.
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  Speaker 1: We're in the convention center where like the fucking Beatles
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  Speaker 1: and the moment you leave it, no one gives one
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  Speaker 1: fuck who you are. You get the best of both worlds.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking fav fucking fact. People can come up to you
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  Speaker 3: right like if they don't watch Bravo, they're like just
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  Speaker 3: a normal, you know guy over there, six or five
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  Speaker 3: handsome as fuck. But then if you do watch Bravo,
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  Speaker 3: you're like, this guy's George. Well, no, this guy is
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  Speaker 3: John Lennon, you know, and yeah, you're like, we're fucking Beatles.
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  Speaker 3: It's great. I know it's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with it. Are you do you have your
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  Speaker 2: Are you guys are doing a Southern term panel?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I feel like you were good last year.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't see you getting.
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  Speaker 3: That was great. Look, look let's go back to two
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  Speaker 3: years ago with you know, the said booing and it
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  Speaker 3: was like me and Taylor Chef's ax and everyone and
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  Speaker 3: people were like, you know, we're instigating, and there was
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  Speaker 3: like why didn't you tell Taylor? It was like a
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  Speaker 3: whole bunch of things going on, and I'm like, I'm
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  Speaker 3: like trying to do right, but I guess I'm just
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  Speaker 3: only you know, I'm just this bunch of a dipshit
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  Speaker 3: as the next person. This season was.
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  Speaker 1: Wonderful, the one the upcoming season season ten.
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  Speaker 3: So obviously you know it's gonna be a whole bunch
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  Speaker 3: of I think, fun stuff. But when you do a
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  Speaker 3: panel with your show, why would you In my opinion, sorry,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna throw shade a private. Why would you do
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  Speaker 3: that before this season airs? Because they're like, it's not
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  Speaker 3: a reunion, and I'm like, until a fan asks a
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  Speaker 3: question and I have to defend myself and then it
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  Speaker 3: can turn into like a back and forth and that
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  Speaker 3: is your fault for putting us up here and putting
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  Speaker 3: us in that situation.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's it's almost like an elongated watch what
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  Speaker 2: Happens Live. It's fun, you throw your little digs, but
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  Speaker 2: it's not long winded.
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  Speaker 3: It's not supposed to be.
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  Speaker 1: It's not supposed to be supposed to be.
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  Speaker 3: So you know what, I'm gonna take that, like that
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  Speaker 3: little piece of information that you just said and run
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  Speaker 3: with that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm doing a panel for a show that
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  Speaker 2: I just filmed, I have no idea what it's going
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  Speaker 2: to be.
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  Speaker 1: Like.
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  Speaker 2: They're bringing the shortsy, yes, they're bringing Schwartzy and I
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  Speaker 2: out at the tail end, and I'm I'm nervous because
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  Speaker 2: the last time I was on TV was season eleven
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  Speaker 2: of vander Pump Rules, which did not go whoa you know,
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  Speaker 2: I got like pretty much soft canceled by the audience.
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  Speaker 1: But they're not signing my check, so whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, love that love that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure the audience would love to hear that.
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  Speaker 1: Is there any Bravo leb you're looking to avoid? I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Literally my brain's racing and and you know the answer
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  Speaker 3: is no. The answer is no, There's no one that
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, please just like put me
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  Speaker 3: in a different green room or a different panel or
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  Speaker 3: different this and that. I mean, it's funny because like
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  Speaker 3: the person who I have the most you know, beef with,
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  Speaker 3: but also happens to be a pretty good friend of
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  Speaker 3: mine is Craig right, And I'm not trying to avoid him, like,
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  Speaker 3: in fact, we're texting each other and you know, we're
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  Speaker 3: probably we're going to see each other many times. So
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  Speaker 3: the answer to your question is, now.
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  Speaker 2: Is there any Bravo lab you would like to roll
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  Speaker 2: around in bed with?
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  Speaker 1: Besides me? Obviously besides La Law?
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  Speaker 3: Which is a true answer. I I will not I
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  Speaker 3: will not say on this podcast. No. I just I
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  Speaker 3: don't even know, Like there are like lots of cute
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  Speaker 3: girls that.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't and we've all got our hair clipped.
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  Speaker 3: In right, you know you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: I did, I got it looks really nice.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't even notice? Thanks? For norvous, but it.
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  Speaker 2: Looks so natural. That's why. Yeah, well you don't look orange.
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  Speaker 3: Good because I had yesterday and washed it off, and
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, I thought it was like appropriate to
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  Speaker 3: come to Bravo con with a spray Dan.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have like a well thought out uh wardrobe
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  Speaker 1: when you come to bravokn Like, do you hire a stylist?
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  Speaker 3: I have a stylist, shout out Kelsey Carlton because.
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  Speaker 1: She gives it to you for free. You're like, I'll
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  Speaker 1: mention you on traditionally, Like.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like buying things different places, like I don't like
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  Speaker 3: I don't want the like I mean, I see things
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  Speaker 3: on people who do fucking interviews and I'm like, I
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  Speaker 3: want that. Can you find that piece for me? She's like,
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  Speaker 3: there's good news news bad news. The good news is
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  Speaker 3: I found it. The bad news is that it's a
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  Speaker 3: dull chink of honor for two thousand dollars. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: all right, buy it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, really that's sweet. You're willing to spend the money.
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  Speaker 3: That is what I did this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: And so she finds the things and then you own
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  Speaker 1: them after that, like she buys them for you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, here's my credit card and she buys them for me. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because you know how stylists work usually is you
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  Speaker 2: hire them and they're like, i'll style you for twenty
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  Speaker 2: five hundred dollars. You don't have to do anything, but
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  Speaker 2: you don't only close after. And that's why I have
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  Speaker 2: a really hard time with a stylist, because I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: twenty five hundred dollars, I could walk in and have
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  Speaker 2: a heyday and own the things after.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I don't really want to own the things after.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you don't you want to get rid.
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  Speaker 3: Of But I'm gonna because if.
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  Speaker 1: It's dulgy and Gabana, you better be leaving it in
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  Speaker 1: my closet.
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  Speaker 3: I am, And I'm like, when's my next watch? What happens? Everyone?
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  Speaker 3: Forget that you saw it at Bravo koncas I'm wearing it,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like I'm wearing it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so you'll wear something more than once.
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  Speaker 3: I literally almost didn't buy shit for Bravocon because I
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  Speaker 3: was like, my closet, as I'm sure that you know
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  Speaker 3: yours is is shock full of shit from photo shoots
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  Speaker 3: and reunions and cast photos and this, and I'm like
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  Speaker 3: I have suits like coming out the wazoo, and I
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  Speaker 3: can like mix and match and make outfits for every
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  Speaker 3: single day. Yeah, I could, but I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't you hired someone to do it.
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  Speaker 3: I bought some things.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's an eleven of Southern Charm is gonna air
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  Speaker 2: on November nineteenth. Do you have three words that come
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  Speaker 2: to mind when you think about season eleven?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, not to be cliche, and I'm so sorry, but
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  Speaker 3: like raw and real have to be used. Okay. It's
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  Speaker 3: like I have some like real shit with Craig Conover,
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  Speaker 3: Like we have deep yeah things, and it is it's pretty,
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  Speaker 3: like yeah, it's pretty. It's pretty real the things that
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  Speaker 3: you know, we go through. And it's gonna suck to
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  Speaker 3: have to watch it and hear what he has to
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  Speaker 3: say about me and I have to say about him,
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  Speaker 3: and and it sucks because like I do view these
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  Speaker 3: knuckleheads as you know, brothers, but like you know, brothers
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  Speaker 3: gotta duke it out from time to time. So real,
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  Speaker 3: raw and uh, I mean it is the word like
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  Speaker 3: quintuple like thrown in there. It's not like a love triangle.
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  Speaker 3: There's like a lot of people like involved in a
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  Speaker 3: lot of things. Okay, kind of interesting.
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  Speaker 1: SHEP is on still right, of course?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Is he done with the freckled woman?
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  Speaker 3: Shep is done with freckled Lips. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It was the most cringey season she's ever had.
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  Speaker 3: It was like, I give them props, you know, in
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  Speaker 3: the moment I did say to him, I was like, look,
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate your vulnerability, but stop, you know, like stop
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  Speaker 3: whatever you're doing, just like stop. This girl ain't into it.
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  Speaker 3: She faked like a stomach ache. You came to see
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  Speaker 3: her in the Bahamas. I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, Shep is no longer doing such things.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So freckle Lips is gone.
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  Speaker 3: I have a coffee cup that I for sure bust
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  Speaker 3: out during the season, and I'm like looking at the
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  Speaker 3: camera guy and like, sume it on this So I
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  Speaker 3: hope it's at some point used. It's like the text
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  Speaker 3: that he's on my coffee month. I mean, I you know,
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  Speaker 3: sometimes probably thinks that those things are too like meta
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  Speaker 3: or fourth Wally.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, no, that's the best. I love
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  Speaker 1: when they break the fourth wall. It's my most favorite thing.
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  Speaker 3: Totally.
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  Speaker 2: What is your love life looking like?
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  Speaker 1: It was love life looking like I wasn't saying my
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  Speaker 1: own name.
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  Speaker 3: My love life is looking like I am taking a
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  Speaker 3: quick little beat, okay, and I am in no rush.
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  Speaker 3: But like I like myself when I'm in a relationship.
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  Speaker 3: I like the version of myself that I am, and
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  Speaker 3: I would like to find that person, like I have
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  Speaker 3: always said, Right, so, you have fun on the weekends,
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  Speaker 3: you do all this stuff. You wake up like on Monday,
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  Speaker 3: and if you don't have somebody, then you're just like
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  Speaker 3: alone with your thoughts and this and that. And when
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  Speaker 3: you have somebody, you're like, this is this is my person.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so glad that to have somebody as someone who
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  Speaker 3: still drinks and sends it and does things. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 3: it's it's really nice to have somebody. And it's really
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  Speaker 3: nice to have somebody to like take away the like cool.
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  Speaker 3: I don't I don't really care about what you're doing,
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  Speaker 3: you know, after dinner, like I'm going to go home.
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  Speaker 3: It was great to see you all go home, good night,
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  Speaker 3: thank you. So I think that I am.
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  Speaker 2: Looking really So you want like your forever person, you
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  Speaker 2: want to get married and have a family.
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  Speaker 3: This is a big thing that's brought up on the
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  Speaker 3: other show. This year where I'm like, am I capable
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  Speaker 3: of you know, such things and do I want this?
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  Speaker 3: And at the core of it, yes is the answer.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that was a big That's a big change from
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  Speaker 2: when I last saw you because you and I I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to say bonded, but we had the same
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  Speaker 2: thought process when it came to like the word forever.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you and I did talk about this when I
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  Speaker 3: saw you in La shooting the commercial that I never saw.
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  Speaker 1: By the way I saw it, it was cute. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was very cute.
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  Speaker 3: And uh yeah, yeah, you'd say your question, Well, I think.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard because right now it's a thought, whereas if
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  Speaker 2: the person actually existed you it's very different.
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  Speaker 3: Right. So it's like it's like when someone's like, do
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  Speaker 3: you want kids, and I'm like, I would only say
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  Speaker 3: yes if I like found that person who I want
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  Speaker 3: to take that crazy leap of faith, you know with,
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  Speaker 3: and be like, hey, do you want to do this
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  Speaker 3: thing together? Like do you want to go down this
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  Speaker 3: like right, and like that next step would be the
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  Speaker 3: greatest journey of my life. That's even better than the
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  Speaker 3: journey that I'm on now. But I won't do that
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  Speaker 3: until it's like whoa. Yeah, like like I could do this,
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  Speaker 3: you know, with you and do you want to do
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  Speaker 3: this you know together? Yeah, that's like a real serious thing. Right.
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  Speaker 2: So the good thing for men is you have all
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  Speaker 2: the time in the world world women don't so much
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  Speaker 2: have that. So you'll get older, but you have to
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  Speaker 2: keep the number at twenty four understood.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, twenty four?
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  Speaker 1: So you said right? Or did you say twenty six?
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  Speaker 3: No? I said I'm not leo, So I'm going above
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  Speaker 3: twenty five?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you're going above? Try I heard something different. Can
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  Speaker 2: I tell you my new age range before we sign off?
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  Speaker 2: My new age range?
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna think I'm a nut bag? Twenty three to forty.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, well that's a big ass age range.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm thirty five, so you can be five years older
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  Speaker 2: than me, no more.
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  Speaker 1: And twenty three.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's a good ash. Okay, no more than five
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  Speaker 3: years older than you. But you you can be twenty three. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: twenty three seems like you just want like a like
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  Speaker 3: a toy.
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  Speaker 1: What about twenty five? Does that seem less toyish?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? No, no, because men don't like emotionally mature until
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  Speaker 3: like after forty.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be mature enough for the both of us. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I like it all right. You guys think you were.
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  Speaker 2: Listening to me and Austin shoot the ship at Bravo con.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.