Latest / Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne / 2121 - Age Inappropriate (s1e7) "Home Coming" with Keisha
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- 0:11Speaker 1: Hey everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monday. We got
- 0:17Speaker 1: one episode to go of Age Inappropriate. Praise Yahweh. I
- 0:22Speaker 1: cannot wait.
- 0:23Speaker 2: This really could have been the season finale. Yuck.
- 0:27Speaker 1: I don't know what we're going to see.
- 0:28Speaker 2: I don't know what else we're going to see. Yeah.
- 0:30Speaker 2: We're going to see Vic not propose to Caroline. Right.
- 0:34Speaker 2: I feel like Kent and Joe, Jay, Jay and Jay
- 0:39Speaker 2: would have been the perfect bow for their story this episode. Yeah.
- 0:43Speaker 1: Cause now he's nice.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Unless we're going to see, uh, Brooke's boobs.
- 0:49Speaker 1: What else is there to know? I, more of her
- 0:52Speaker 1: kids are going to come out of the woodwork to
- 0:53Speaker 1: say they're disappointed in her.
- 0:54Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think she could take, I
- 0:57Speaker 2: honestly don't think they would have to institutionalize her. If
- 1:00Speaker 2: one of her other children said that they, they felt
- 1:03Speaker 2: a certain way about her fucking her young husband for
- 1:06Speaker 2: the interwebs. I don't think she could survive it.
- 1:09Speaker 1: Okay. Did you see several people send it to me?
- 1:12Speaker 1: And I'm sure either you send it to me or
- 1:14Speaker 1: somebody sent it to you. And it was that interview
- 1:16Speaker 1: that Vic did on a podcast and you didn't see this.
- 1:20Speaker 1: So he's in that. Oh, he's in his outfit. He's
- 1:22Speaker 1: in his uniform. And he's sitting there with Caroline and
- 1:27Speaker 1: they're like in a studio, right? So the podcaster is
- 1:29Speaker 1: in a chair and they're in two chairs and the
- 1:31Speaker 1: podcaster is a guy. And literally Vic says the reason
- 1:36Speaker 1: he dates younger women is because, um, you know, kind
- 1:41Speaker 1: of basically they're dumb and he's immature. So they're on
- 1:45Speaker 1: the same level. And he says when men at age 18, um,
- 1:50Speaker 1: stop progressing and growing. So really it's like he's 18.
- 1:55Speaker 1: And the podcaster man was like, um, I don't know.
- 2:00Speaker 1: I don't, I'm 35. I don't feel like I'm 18.
- 2:02Speaker 1: And Vic goes, yeah. And women really lose interest when
- 2:07Speaker 1: they're 28. Lose interest in what? He, he loses interest
- 2:14Speaker 1: in women when they hit 28. He finds women after
- 2:18Speaker 1: the age of 28 not interesting.
- 2:20Speaker 2: But you know what? Now that you say that, he
- 2:22Speaker 2: does act like his frontal lobe never closed. So he
- 2:26Speaker 2: may really, truly, really have the maturity level of an 18-year-old.
- 2:31Speaker 2: I believe it.
- 2:32Speaker 1: I might believe it. I'm going to find this because
- 2:36Speaker 1: several people sent it to me. And I was kind
- 2:38Speaker 1: of like, I don't want to watch anything with him.
- 2:40Speaker 1: But he is literally sitting next to Caroline, who is
- 2:44Speaker 1: 24 or 25, going... Yeah, after 28, women, they are
- 2:48Speaker 1: not interesting to me. So in her mind, is she like,
- 2:51Speaker 1: so in three years you're going to dump me?
- 2:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:53Speaker 2: But you know what? She's stupid. She really is stupid.
- 2:56Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
- 2:57Speaker 2: So she may be okay with that. Surprisingly, thank the Lord,
- 3:01Speaker 2: they haven't reproduced.
- 3:03Speaker 1: I mean, let's see what I was just going to
- 3:05Speaker 1: pull up. I've been trying so hard to find a
- 3:07Speaker 1: time to use this. So here we go.
- 3:09Speaker 2: You are really dumb. For real. They're equally stupid. I mean.
- 3:16Speaker 2: To me, they are the perfect couple. No one else
- 3:21Speaker 2: could deal with the stupidity levels that they both are at.
- 3:24Speaker 2: No one. Not a normal person.
- 3:26Speaker 1: Well, they are our last couple this week. So we're
- 3:28Speaker 1: going to start with, oh, before we start, I buried
- 3:33Speaker 1: the lead, Keisha. I forgot to say the most important thing.
- 3:36Speaker 2: What?
- 3:37Speaker 1: Hotty fucking toddy, motherfuckers.
- 3:40Speaker 2: Hotty Toddy!
- 3:43Speaker 1: Are you ready?
- 3:44Speaker 2: Hell yeah! Someone sent me these two videos and they
- 3:51Speaker 2: said this is so Mary Payne. And it's like almost
- 3:56Speaker 2: like a real housewife but someone who graduated from your
- 4:02Speaker 2: school at the Hotty Toddy game and how they would
- 4:04Speaker 2: be acting. It's so freaking funny and I was like.
- 4:08Speaker 1: Was it Mary Ryan? Was it Mary Ryan Brown doing
- 4:11Speaker 1: like her thing about I'm going to the Grove?
- 4:15Speaker 2: I don't know. I'll have to. They sent it to
- 4:17Speaker 2: me on TikTok. I got to find it. I got
- 4:18Speaker 2: to send it to you because I said, yes. Okay.
- 4:20Speaker 2: Because it could be those games.
- 4:22Speaker 1: It could be.
- 4:25Speaker 2: Well, it was a younger lady was on the first one.
- 4:27Speaker 2: Then there was an older lady on the other one.
- 4:29Speaker 1: Okay. Well, just send it to me because I probably
- 4:31Speaker 1: know him. I probably know him.
- 4:33Speaker 2: It was a spoof, but I'm like, yeah, that's her.
- 4:36Speaker 1: We'll take it. We'll take the spoofs.
- 4:38Speaker 2: We'll take it.
- 4:39Speaker 1: And the reason we wore red last week is that
- 4:41Speaker 1: was the color you were told to wear. This week
- 4:43Speaker 1: was stripe out, so you could have on blue or
- 4:46Speaker 1: red depending on your section. Blue is always preferable to me,
- 4:50Speaker 1: but I do have on my Ole Miss alumni shirt.
- 4:54Speaker 1: And I'm just going to tell you, Lane Kiffin can
- 4:56Speaker 1: suck it.
- 4:59Speaker 2: I have no idea who she's talking about.
- 5:01Speaker 1: I watch no sports. I did have somebody write me
- 5:04Speaker 1: and say, oh, I hope that you're going to talk
- 5:07Speaker 1: with Kimberly about the Ole Miss LSU game. I was like,
- 5:10Speaker 1: not only am I not going to talk to Kimberly,
- 5:12Speaker 1: I'm also not going to talk to Keisha because they
- 5:13Speaker 1: have no interest.
- 5:16Speaker 2: Well, LSU, I mean, that's really close to home. And
- 5:20Speaker 2: my best friend, he is He sent me just the
- 5:23Speaker 2: other day, the pit, a picture of his, uh, LSU
- 5:27Speaker 2: thing shoes. I have, he's got the underwear. He's everything
- 5:31Speaker 2: is LSU.
- 5:32Speaker 1: It is just, well, he chose the wrong team. So
- 5:35Speaker 1: I'm sorry for your friend. I'm sorry.
- 5:38Speaker 2: He'll survive. Yeah. Yeah.
- 5:40Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Good luck with your coach. Okay. Um, Kate
- 5:44Speaker 1: Casey is on this week and she loves to talk
- 5:47Speaker 1: about this shit. She was texting me all through the
- 5:48Speaker 1: game yesterday and, um, she wants her daughter to go
- 5:51Speaker 1: to Ole Miss. So, You guys, if you want to
- 5:52Speaker 1: hear more Ole Miss LSU talk, listen on Thursday because
- 5:56Speaker 1: I'll make Kate talk to me about it. She could
- 5:58Speaker 1: talk about it for hours.
- 5:59Speaker 2: Is that Poppin' Bravo Day?
- 6:01Speaker 1: Poppin' Bravo Day. Kate Casey will be on. Yep, yep, yep.
- 6:03Speaker 2: What a great week it was for Bravo. We've got
- 6:07Speaker 2: two other Real Housewives seasons back on, which just has
- 6:12Speaker 2: made my whole entire year.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Yes, me too.
- 6:14Speaker 2: How great.
- 6:15Speaker 1: I've got to catch up. My friend is visiting from
- 6:18Speaker 1: out of town here at the beach and She loves Bravo,
- 6:20Speaker 1: so we're going to catch up together.
- 6:22Speaker 2: Oh, good.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 6:23Speaker 2: Get ready to be entertained.
- 6:25Speaker 1: I love it. I love to have a friend to
- 6:26Speaker 1: watch Bravo with. It doesn't happen very often. I'm usually
- 6:30Speaker 1: alone on an island. Okay, let's talk about this show.
- 6:33Speaker 1: Age Inappropriate, Season 1, Episode 7, Homecoming. Two words, Homecoming.
- 6:41Speaker 1: So I guess that means J.N. and Kent, I guess,
- 6:45Speaker 1: had a homecoming?
- 6:46Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Caroline came home.
- 6:49Speaker 1: True.
- 6:49Speaker 2: True. And Zachary came back home.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Because he's homeless.
- 6:55Speaker 2: Right.
- 6:57Speaker 1: So I guess that's what we're doing here. We're done
- 7:00Speaker 1: with Janet and Drew. We'll never see them again.
- 7:02Speaker 2: No, they'll be back next week. They will? I saw
- 7:04Speaker 2: it on the preview.
- 7:05Speaker 1: I didn't see it on the preview.
- 7:06Speaker 2: I did.
- 7:08Speaker 1: On the preview, I saw Zachary and Kai. I saw
- 7:13Speaker 1: Jayanne talking to Kent. I saw Eric talking to Tynesha.
- 7:17Speaker 1: And then I saw Vic and Caroline talking. I did
- 7:19Speaker 1: not see Gina and Drew. What did you see them
- 7:21Speaker 1: say on the finale, on the next week on?
- 7:24Speaker 2: I guessed they're back at it because the same shit
- 7:29Speaker 2: they said all the other episodes. If you want your girl,
- 7:32Speaker 2: you got to do better. I remember someone that she
- 7:35Speaker 2: was in a red dress.
- 7:36Speaker 1: How did I miss that?
- 7:38Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 7:39Speaker 1: Okay. All right.
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- 9:39Speaker 1: slash pinkshade. Okay, this is episode seven, Homecoming. So Kai
- 9:48Speaker 1: and Brooke. So Brooke is telling us, you know, we
- 9:51Speaker 1: told my son Zachary about our online business and it
- 9:54Speaker 1: did not go well, but his reaction is justified. But
- 9:58Speaker 1: I think we told him too soon. But I disagree.
- 10:02Speaker 1: I think you just go ahead and just rip the
- 10:04Speaker 1: Band-Aid off. What are you going to tell him three
- 10:05Speaker 1: weeks after he's there? And he'd be like, what the fuck?
- 10:07Speaker 1: Why didn't you tell me three weeks ago?
- 10:09Speaker 2: Or just she could have not told him ever in life.
- 10:14Speaker 1: Somebody would have found out. Also, it's a TV show
- 10:16Speaker 1: being filmed.
- 10:17Speaker 2: Let's take the TV show part out of it. Okay.
- 10:20Speaker 2: I would have never told him. I don't want, I
- 10:21Speaker 2: don't want to think about my kid having sex and
- 10:23Speaker 2: I don't want my kids to think about me having sex.
- 10:26Speaker 2: That's true.
- 10:27Speaker 1: That's true.
- 10:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 10:28Speaker 1: Um, and, uh, so Kai is walking in and she's like,
- 10:32Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. I like Zachary. How
- 10:34Speaker 1: am I talking to him, babe? And he goes, well,
- 10:38Speaker 1: I gotta go to work. I mean, what, what else
- 10:40Speaker 1: do you want me to do? I gotta go to work.
- 10:41Speaker 1: Now he didn't look like he's going to work. It
- 10:43Speaker 1: looks like he's going to the gym or something.
- 10:46Speaker 2: It was, uh, ill-fitting kind of polo style shirt wasn't
- 10:49Speaker 2: it i know it was blue and his hair was
- 10:51Speaker 2: still wet fresh out the.
- 10:52Speaker 1: Shower yeah maybe i just thought he looked sweaty.
- 10:55Speaker 2: But it's yeah i think it was fresh out the
- 10:57Speaker 2: shower kind of look because his hair was wet yeah
- 11:00Speaker 2: it's they probably had just got done fucking and filming
- 11:02Speaker 2: the scene and true go jump in the shower real
- 11:05Speaker 2: quick great.
- 11:05Speaker 1: He's a working man um and he goes i mean
- 11:08Speaker 1: what else can i do babe like every day is
- 11:10Speaker 1: just more dumb shit to talk about and she goes
- 11:13Speaker 1: yeah it's called marriage babe And he goes, yeah, like
- 11:17Speaker 1: even last night trying to talk to him and trying
- 11:19Speaker 1: to find common ground. And she goes, babe, it's called
- 11:22Speaker 1: being a parent. He goes, I'm not a parent. I'm
- 11:25Speaker 1: only 28.
- 11:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 11:26Speaker 1: I mean, if.
- 11:28Speaker 2: He were dating Vic, he'd be on his way out. 28.
- 11:31Speaker 1: That's it.
- 11:32Speaker 2: Way too old.
- 11:35Speaker 1: And he goes, I'm not a parent. And she goes, well,
- 11:38Speaker 1: you chose to be with the person who's 47 with kids. Like,
- 11:42Speaker 1: did you just want a cougar you could put on
- 11:44Speaker 1: the internet or did you want a marriage? This is fake.
- 11:47Speaker 2: I think he wanted that cougar on the internet. Now,
- 11:49Speaker 2: let me ask you. Yeah. They got married quickly, right?
- 11:53Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so.
- 11:54Speaker 2: Yeah. Within like a year.
- 11:56Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 11:57Speaker 2: Okay. All right. I just wanted to make sure because
- 11:58Speaker 2: I was trying to calculate the time. Maybe it was.
- 12:02Speaker 2: So either way, her son was not living with her. No, no, no.
- 12:06Speaker 2: During this time.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Okay. And the talking hand, he goes, every time I
- 12:11Speaker 1: turn around, there's like some new shit to deal with. Like,
- 12:14Speaker 1: I got to get some time for myself.
- 12:16Speaker 2: Maybe he needs to go on another porch and smoke
- 12:18Speaker 2: a joint. Exactly.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Because he's not high right now. Or not high enough.
- 12:22Speaker 2: No.
- 12:23Speaker 1: And he goes, you know, it's just too much. Like,
- 12:25Speaker 1: every day is a new thing. Like, I'm just over it. Like,
- 12:28Speaker 1: I'm at my breaking point. And she's all mad. And
- 12:30Speaker 1: she's like, okay, great.
- 12:31Speaker 2: Great.
- 12:32Speaker 1: And he goes, I just need some time away. Well,
- 12:34Speaker 1: I mean, are you going to work? Are you going
- 12:36Speaker 1: to work?
- 12:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 12:37Speaker 1: Which is it?
- 12:38Speaker 2: Which, because they kept making it seem like he was
- 12:41Speaker 2: going to work, not going to work. She was acting
- 12:43Speaker 2: like he should have said, you know what, I'm going
- 12:45Speaker 2: to call in. Right.
- 12:47Speaker 1: And stay here to fight with you.
- 12:48Speaker 2: And stay home and talk about, yeah, no. Every man
- 12:50Speaker 2: would have chose to go to work. Yes.
- 12:54Speaker 1: And she goes, then you just leave. He goes, I will.
- 12:56Speaker 2: Because I have to go to work.
- 12:58Speaker 1: And that was the plan.
- 12:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:00Speaker 1: I told you I was leaving. I've got my bag.
- 13:01Speaker 1: I'm going to work. And she's like, real mature, Kai.
- 13:04Speaker 1: Way to go, Kai.
- 13:06Speaker 2: She's very, I can see why she's been married so
- 13:09Speaker 2: many times. Listen, I bet her marriages don't last more
- 13:14Speaker 2: than three and a half years. She's a lot.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Well, I think she's, I think she's playing it up
- 13:22Speaker 1: for the television and God, I hope so. Um, she
- 13:26Speaker 1: did tell us on our YouTube comments that her couch
- 13:28Speaker 1: was really great and we agree. We, it's a great couch.
- 13:32Speaker 2: We just wouldn't sit on it.
- 13:33Speaker 1: I wouldn't sit on it, but it is, it's a
- 13:34Speaker 1: cool couch. And I don't even like the color yellow
- 13:38Speaker 1: at all, but I think it's cute.
- 13:40Speaker 2: You like, you had a vibe.
- 13:43Speaker 1: So, um, anyway, Brooke goes to meet with her son, Zachary.
- 13:47Speaker 1: They're sitting outside. It looks very pretty. And he tells
- 13:51Speaker 1: his mom, he goes, it's hard for me to accept
- 13:53Speaker 1: that this new guy is doing this with my mom.
- 13:57Speaker 1: And I don't want it to negatively affect me. Meaning
- 14:00Speaker 1: when my friends find out.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Yeah, because they're going to find out.
- 14:04Speaker 1: And he goes, you know, really, Mom, I just want
- 14:06Speaker 1: to make sure you're respected. And I don't really think
- 14:09Speaker 1: Kai is respecting you or your body. Because it wasn't
- 14:13Speaker 1: until he showed up that you started doing this. I
- 14:16Speaker 1: feel like, is he making you do it? Which is
- 14:19Speaker 1: a good question.
- 14:20Speaker 2: That is a very good question. And here's the thing.
- 14:23Speaker 2: He's not... It'd be different if they were both porn stars. Right. But...
- 14:28Speaker 2: That's not the case here. And this poor kid is like, wow,
- 14:32Speaker 2: my mom is busting it wide open because she met
- 14:35Speaker 2: this young guy. I'm sure he's thinking that she's trying
- 14:37Speaker 2: to keep him because he's young. He's forcing her. I mean,
- 14:40Speaker 2: everything that he said made perfect. He makes more sense
- 14:44Speaker 2: than the two of them collectively do. Yeah.
- 14:46Speaker 1: I mean, she even says, we need you around because
- 14:48Speaker 1: you're the mature one.
- 14:49Speaker 2: He is.
- 14:53Speaker 1: So she says, no, he's not making me do it.
- 14:57Speaker 1: You know, I've battled with my body insecurities and having
- 15:00Speaker 1: this confidence is great. And I really feel beautiful. And
- 15:04Speaker 1: Kai makes me feel that way. Okay.
- 15:07Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, Mayor Payne. This is probably the
- 15:10Speaker 2: best that I think I've ever looked at in my
- 15:12Speaker 2: entire life. But I'd be damned if I'm about to
- 15:15Speaker 2: set up a fucking film studio in my bedroom and
- 15:18Speaker 2: start fucking on film. No. That is no. She's making
- 15:23Speaker 2: an excuse why I feel so confident about myself. I
- 15:25Speaker 2: want everyone to see me. Really? You could, I mean,
- 15:29Speaker 2: post a cute Instagram photo.
- 15:31Speaker 1: Just head to the grocery store. Your friends will be like, girl,
- 15:33Speaker 1: you look great.
- 15:35Speaker 2: Yes. There's more to this and it's more to it
- 15:38Speaker 2: than money. I think too. Yeah.
- 15:41Speaker 1: Because I mean, she is in the medical field. So
- 15:43Speaker 1: it's strange. So he says, I want, I just want
- 15:48Speaker 1: to say to you that this causes friction against my beliefs.
- 15:52Speaker 1: And she goes, Yeah. And you know, it's hard to
- 15:55Speaker 1: see the good in it. I understand that. And I
- 15:58Speaker 1: will always respect your faith because I also used to
- 16:03Speaker 1: have faith, so I get it. But you know, it's
- 16:06Speaker 1: really just a business and a job like anything else,
- 16:09Speaker 1: and it will benefit us in the long run. But
- 16:12Speaker 1: I'll tell you, if you're really uncomfortable with it, I'll
- 16:14Speaker 1: go back to ophthalmology in a heartbeat.
- 16:18Speaker 2: No, you won't.
- 16:19Speaker 1: No, you won't. No, you won't.
- 16:21Speaker 2: No.
- 16:21Speaker 1: She's saying it in a way like, I'm making a
- 16:25Speaker 1: lot of money, so you should feel bad if I
- 16:26Speaker 1: have to give it up, but I will if you
- 16:28Speaker 1: want me to. Yeah.
- 16:30Speaker 2: She would not. She would ruin her relationship with that child.
- 16:34Speaker 2: Because here's the thing. I think if she quit doing it,
- 16:37Speaker 2: it's going to affect her marriage with Kai. And I
- 16:39Speaker 2: think that's the most important thing to her.
- 16:41Speaker 1: Because the money won't be rolling in.
- 16:42Speaker 2: Right.
- 16:45Speaker 1: And she goes, I just love you so much. I
- 16:47Speaker 1: love you so much. And he goes, Mom, I love
- 16:49Speaker 1: you too. And that's why I'm upset. And she goes,
- 16:53Speaker 1: I hope you stay with us and we can all
- 16:54Speaker 1: just work through this.
- 16:56Speaker 2: He's like, wait, what do you mean work?
- 16:59Speaker 1: Work?
- 16:59Speaker 2: Like, is it the family business? I'm not interested. No,
- 17:03Speaker 2: thank you. He's like, no, mom.
- 17:05Speaker 1: Now, mom, it's getting weird. It's getting weird.
- 17:07Speaker 2: Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
- 17:09Speaker 1: And he says, I want you to be fully aware
- 17:12Speaker 1: of how I feel about it, but it'll never make
- 17:14Speaker 1: me not love you. And he doesn't say, don't do it.
- 17:17Speaker 1: But really, he's like, you need to make the right
- 17:19Speaker 1: decision here. But she's not going to. Thank you.
- 17:22Speaker 2: Yeah. And this is someone who has started this at
- 17:25Speaker 2: the age of 47.
- 17:25Speaker 1: I know.
- 17:27Speaker 2: I know. Midlife crisis, perhaps.
- 17:30Speaker 1: And how are you getting insurance? You know, because you're
- 17:33Speaker 1: going to have to start a new job. I guess.
- 17:35Speaker 1: But he said he may quit, too, and start doing
- 17:38Speaker 1: it full-time.
- 17:39Speaker 2: They, from what I saw, someone needs to keep a
- 17:43Speaker 2: full-time job. Yeah. Because there's no way that they're making
- 17:48Speaker 2: enough to sustain a household and everything else. There's just
- 17:51Speaker 2: no way.
- 17:52Speaker 1: Um, so the talking head Zachary says, I've seen my
- 17:55Speaker 1: mom in a lot of relationships where she's not given
- 17:58Speaker 1: the respect that I think she deserves. And including this
- 18:03Speaker 1: current marriage that she's in with a toddler. Um, and
- 18:08Speaker 1: you know, I'm not against developing a deeper bond with Kai,
- 18:11Speaker 1: but I think step number one is to not call
- 18:15Speaker 1: my mom a milf. That's a good place to start Kai.
- 18:18Speaker 2: Yeah. He already fucked that up.
- 18:20Speaker 1: He already fucked that up. We could tell he walked
- 18:22Speaker 1: in and he was like, this is a stoner that
- 18:24Speaker 1: is living with my mom and making her do porn.
- 18:27Speaker 2: So. And that's how we see him too. Yeah, it is.
- 18:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 18:32Speaker 2: He, I think he's afraid for his mom because his
- 18:35Speaker 2: mom clearly has a bad picker. I mean, you can't
- 18:38Speaker 2: be married that many times.
- 18:40Speaker 1: Yeah. Is she number five or number four?
- 18:43Speaker 2: It's four or five. Her and Dr. Eric are kind
- 18:45Speaker 2: of neck and neck.
- 18:46Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 18:47Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 18:47Speaker 1: But I mean, Dr. Eric at least is 74.
- 18:49Speaker 2: Well, at least he has a good job too.
- 18:52Speaker 1: Yes. And at least he figured out a way to
- 18:56Speaker 1: give nobody money. That's who we're going to talk about next.
- 18:59Speaker 1: Tynesha and Dr.
- 19:00Speaker 2: Eric.
- 19:01Speaker 1: Poor Tynesha. Her personality, she just is so lackluster. It
- 19:05Speaker 1: is dry.
- 19:06Speaker 2: It is so dry.
- 19:07Speaker 1: She is so cute to have no personality.
- 19:10Speaker 2: But she has the personality of a 74 year old.
- 19:15Speaker 1: She looks good, though.
- 19:16Speaker 2: She's so cute.
- 19:17Speaker 1: She looks great.
- 19:18Speaker 2: Yeah. But that personality is just, it is nothing there
- 19:22Speaker 2: at all. Nothing.
- 19:23Speaker 1: So we see Eric. He's going to have dinner with,
- 19:26Speaker 1: I would say Lionel, but he says Lionel.
- 19:29Speaker 2: That is not how you say that, Vince. You know
- 19:32Speaker 2: why he says it that way? Because he's fucking old.
- 19:35Speaker 1: Lionel. Yeah, it's Lionel.
- 19:37Speaker 2: Lionel. Lionel.
- 19:39Speaker 1: He says, I'm having dinner with Lionel and a young
- 19:41Speaker 1: lady he's dating named Ashley. Ashley looks good. I was
- 19:46Speaker 1: excited to meet her. And she's invited a friend, so
- 19:49Speaker 1: I won't be the odd man out it will be
- 19:51Speaker 1: a threesome it'll be a foursome and he laughs like
- 19:55Speaker 1: let me get my funny joke about a threesome and ashley.
- 19:58Speaker 2: Must definitely looks like she gets paid to go out.
- 20:00Speaker 1: On dates i was thinking that as well um and
- 20:05Speaker 1: uh Eric and Lionel joke around about how they met
- 20:08Speaker 1: in Rio when they were both looking for girls.
- 20:12Speaker 2: It sounded so gross.
- 20:13Speaker 1: It sounded.
- 20:14Speaker 2: Because they're so old and just like how they view women.
- 20:18Speaker 1: We were sex tourists before it was even a thing.
- 20:21Speaker 1: Look at us.
- 20:21Speaker 2: They were. They're like the OGs of it.
- 20:24Speaker 1: They're like, we created 90 Day Fiancé. So then for
- 20:29Speaker 1: some reason he starts asking this girl if she likes
- 20:31Speaker 1: to wear a one-piece or a two-piece bathing suit. What?
- 20:37Speaker 1: That's weird.
- 20:40Speaker 2: No, you know, it would have been less weird if
- 20:42Speaker 2: you like asked her, Hey, is your kidney functioning really well?
- 20:46Speaker 2: That would have made sense since he's a kidney doctor.
- 20:48Speaker 2: Him asking her about bikinis or a one piece was just,
- 20:53Speaker 2: I mean, it just came from out of nowhere.
- 20:55Speaker 1: I was like, this show is not edited. Well, let's just,
- 21:00Speaker 1: let's just say that, um, And then he says, now
- 21:03Speaker 1: tell me about your friend that's coming. She says, well,
- 21:05Speaker 1: her name is Nikki. He goes, oh, Nikki. Does she
- 21:08Speaker 1: like to travel? And she goes, uh-huh. He goes, me too.
- 21:13Speaker 1: So you have not even met this girl and already
- 21:15Speaker 1: you're planning to take her on a trip? Because he
- 21:17Speaker 1: doesn't care how she looks.
- 21:19Speaker 2: He doesn't care.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Come and look like an ogre. You don't even know.
- 21:22Speaker 1: She could be more boring than Tynesha.
- 21:25Speaker 2: Wait a minute. There's no such thing. You cannot go
- 21:29Speaker 2: lower than Tynesha's personality.
- 21:31Speaker 1: But they joke around like, how old is your friend? Like, oh,
- 21:33Speaker 1: she's pushing 30. And they're like, well.
- 21:36Speaker 2: That seems to be a common theme with the men
- 21:38Speaker 2: on this show.
- 21:39Speaker 1: I mean.
- 21:40Speaker 2: Except for Kai. Kai likes them old.
- 21:43Speaker 1: He likes a woman pushing 50. So Tynesha tells us
- 21:50Speaker 1: that she has been talking to Courtney, who's been talking
- 21:54Speaker 1: to Lionel. And they found out that Lionel and Eric
- 21:58Speaker 1: have been hitting up the bars and they find out
- 22:01Speaker 1: where they're going to be or production told them, whichever.
- 22:05Speaker 1: And they walk in and Courtney's like, hey, Lionel. And
- 22:08Speaker 1: she's like, oh, hi. And she goes, who are you?
- 22:11Speaker 1: I'm Tynesha. I'm Eric's wife. And Ashley goes, wife. And
- 22:16Speaker 1: he's like, well.
- 22:19Speaker 2: Well, let's not forget that he introduced her as Lionel's cousin.
- 22:25Speaker 1: You're right I forgot I tell you what if.
- 22:29Speaker 2: You go I like I mean he snapped right to
- 22:32Speaker 2: it I mean the line started immediately that was almost
- 22:36Speaker 2: impressive he was like I know I'm gonna fuck this
- 22:38Speaker 2: up but I'm gonna start off strong that.
- 22:40Speaker 1: Is his cousin I mean, not in any world does
- 22:43Speaker 1: he have a cousin that young. He should have said daughter, granddaughter, niece.
- 22:47Speaker 2: Or he didn't have a cousin that young that would
- 22:50Speaker 2: be hanging out with two geezers on a fucking Friday night. No.
- 22:54Speaker 1: Not unless he's getting a hundred bucks at the end
- 22:56Speaker 1: of it.
- 22:56Speaker 2: No.
- 22:59Speaker 1: So in the talking head, Eric says, I was not
- 23:02Speaker 1: interested in seeing Tynesha tonight. I was just trying to
- 23:05Speaker 1: have dinner with my old friend Lionel.
- 23:09Speaker 2: Sure.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Um, So they ask, so Courtney and Tanisha ask Ashley,
- 23:15Speaker 1: what's going on? There's an empty chair here. Do you
- 23:18Speaker 1: have a friend coming? And she goes, yeah. And she goes,
- 23:21Speaker 1: who told you to bring the friend? She goes, Lionel
- 23:24Speaker 1: told me to bring a friend. Eric's like, why are
- 23:26Speaker 1: you mad at me? I'm just here. I just thought
- 23:29Speaker 1: I was coming to see Lionel. I didn't know his
- 23:32Speaker 1: cousin was going to be here. I mean, it's ridiculous.
- 23:35Speaker 2: And then his other cousin's on the way. It's a
- 23:37Speaker 2: family affair.
- 23:38Speaker 1: Yeah, Ashley and Nikki probably with, two K's and an X.
- 23:41Speaker 2: Yes, you know it.
- 23:43Speaker 1: So then she goes, can I talk to you outside, husband?
- 23:46Speaker 1: So they go outside and she says, why haven't you
- 23:49Speaker 1: called me? And he goes, if you want to talk
- 23:51Speaker 1: to me, you can call me and set up a meeting.
- 23:53Speaker 2: That's too much doctor. I mean, he almost told her
- 23:59Speaker 2: you could set up an appointment. Right. Call the front
- 24:02Speaker 2: desk and see what's on my schedule. And while you're here,
- 24:04Speaker 2: I'll check your kidneys as well. Like what? That would
- 24:07Speaker 2: have pissed me off so much. Bad.
- 24:10Speaker 1: And she goes, set up a meeting. You know, you're
- 24:12Speaker 1: still my husband. And he goes, why you got to
- 24:15Speaker 1: crash my dinner with Lionel? I was trying to have dinner.
- 24:19Speaker 1: And she goes, are we going to be married or divorced?
- 24:21Speaker 1: You know, I have talked to a lawyer. And we
- 24:23Speaker 1: see a clip of her talking to a lawyer who says,
- 24:25Speaker 1: you need to get this financial situation settled before anything.
- 24:28Speaker 1: She does. And she goes, I am 33 years old.
- 24:32Speaker 1: And you are putting me in a place I don't
- 24:33Speaker 1: want to go. Like living with my mother. Do you
- 24:37Speaker 1: love me? And he goes, no. Yeah, I do.
- 24:40Speaker 2: I was actually surprised he said yeah. Yeah. After a
- 24:46Speaker 2: very long, dramatic pregnancy pause.
- 24:48Speaker 1: He said yes. He doesn't mean that. And in the
- 24:52Speaker 1: talking head, he goes, yeah, I mean, I would like
- 24:54Speaker 1: to reconcile with her and get on solid ground. Just
- 24:58Speaker 1: enough to get her off my back about the money.
- 25:00Speaker 1: But I'm not sure if it could happen. And I'm
- 25:03Speaker 1: still interested to see what Nikki's got going on in
- 25:05Speaker 1: there because she likes to travel. And Tanya's just too
- 25:08Speaker 1: boring to travel.
- 25:10Speaker 2: She really is. She would like want to go to
- 25:12Speaker 2: the most boring place. Yeah.
- 25:15Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 25:16Speaker 2: It'd be somewhere else in Louisiana. She don't even want
- 25:18Speaker 2: to leave the fucking state.
- 25:19Speaker 1: She's like, I heard we could go to Branson, Missouri.
- 25:22Speaker 1: I heard that people, concerts are there. We could go
- 25:26Speaker 1: to the.
- 25:26Speaker 2: They have a JFK Memorial there, museum there. So we
- 25:30Speaker 2: could really have fun. Yeah.
- 25:33Speaker 1: So he says, all right, I'll call you in the morning.
- 25:37Speaker 1: She goes, you call me because I'm not calling you.
- 25:39Speaker 1: He goes, all right. And he walks off. I didn't
- 25:41Speaker 1: know if he was going back in the restaurant or
- 25:43Speaker 1: he was like, we're done filming. It's 830. I got
- 25:45Speaker 1: to go to bed. I didn't know.
- 25:47Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, if he would have walked back
- 25:48Speaker 2: in that restaurant at that hour, I would have fucked
- 25:50Speaker 2: up that whole restaurant. Everyone's evening would have been ruined.
- 25:53Speaker 2: Ain't nobody eating tonight. I hope y'all ate because I'm
- 25:56Speaker 2: about to fuck things. I'm going to fuck things up
- 25:58Speaker 2: as soon as I got there. And that girl was there.
- 26:00Speaker 1: Right.
- 26:00Speaker 2: Right.
- 26:01Speaker 1: But he's like, I don't know what these empty chairs
- 26:03Speaker 1: are for. So the next day she walks into the house. Now,
- 26:08Speaker 1: you notice she had a suitcase.
- 26:09Speaker 2: She didn't walk into the house. She knocked on the door.
- 26:12Speaker 1: She did knock on the door, but she had a suitcase.
- 26:16Speaker 2: That's the same bag she left with.
- 26:18Speaker 1: So I don't know. And he says, why were you
- 26:23Speaker 1: stalking me last night? And she says, nobody was stalking you.
- 26:27Speaker 1: What was that about? You know, you and Lionel and
- 26:30Speaker 1: another lady and you like a date. You had a
- 26:33Speaker 1: date on the way. You're just entertaining women. And he goes, no, no, no,
- 26:37Speaker 1: nothing like that. I was just there to hang out
- 26:40Speaker 1: with Lionel. Now in this scene, did you notice how
- 26:43Speaker 1: many chairs were in this room? There's like 30 chairs
- 26:47Speaker 1: in this one room.
- 26:48Speaker 2: Well, he likes chairs because he did make mention of
- 26:51Speaker 2: it when they went to the other house, which had a,
- 26:54Speaker 2: Severe lacking of chairs.
- 26:56Speaker 1: But like six mismatched chairs that she got off the
- 26:58Speaker 1: side of the road. Yeah.
- 26:59Speaker 2: Because she don't give a fuck at all. No.
- 27:02Speaker 1: And she goes, do you want to divorce your fifth wife?
- 27:07Speaker 1: And he goes, not really. And she goes, I keep
- 27:10Speaker 1: telling you how I'm feeling and what I want. He goes,
- 27:12Speaker 1: and what's that? She says, I need stability. I need
- 27:16Speaker 1: to know I am financially secure. You know, my name
- 27:18Speaker 1: is not on anything, not even a debit card.
- 27:21Speaker 2: Ooh. Ooh.
- 27:24Speaker 1: Oh, that's bad. That's bad.
- 27:28Speaker 2: That's real bad. Everything just has.
- 27:30Speaker 1: His name on it?
- 27:32Speaker 2: No. Nope.
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- 29:48Speaker 1: cash in hand and she says do you want to
- 29:51Speaker 1: work on this and he goes I don't know and
- 29:55Speaker 1: then she says what are you looking for and he
- 29:57Speaker 1: goes Yeah, I mean, we can work on it. And
- 30:00Speaker 1: what I'm looking for, like, could you start working on
- 30:02Speaker 1: getting that house together?
- 30:03Speaker 2: This is literally all the man says that he wants
- 30:08Speaker 2: is for her to work on the house, not even
- 30:10Speaker 2: spend time with them, not have sex with them, just
- 30:13Speaker 2: work on it.
- 30:14Speaker 1: Okay. She could work on it all day and go
- 30:17Speaker 1: out and party all night. He doesn't care. And she goes, okay, yeah,
- 30:23Speaker 1: I will. And she says, I do love you. And
- 30:26Speaker 1: he goes, thank you. I love you too.
- 30:29Speaker 2: I would have thrown one of the 30 chairs that
- 30:32Speaker 2: you said he had there at him at that very moment.
- 30:36Speaker 1: In the talking head, she says, I do love him
- 30:38Speaker 1: and I don't want it to end, but I think
- 30:40Speaker 1: he's just feeding me what I want to hear for now,
- 30:42Speaker 1: but then he's not going to show up for me. Well,
- 30:44Speaker 1: that's correct. That's correct.
- 30:46Speaker 2: He never does.
- 30:47Speaker 1: And he says, so let's just take it slow and
- 30:51Speaker 1: we'll take it from there. And she goes, okay. And
- 30:54Speaker 1: he reaches over and pats her like she is the
- 30:56Speaker 1: niece that he's about to give a Werther's original to.
- 31:01Speaker 1: That's what he does.
- 31:06Speaker 2: This again, this would have been the perfect opportunity for
- 31:09Speaker 2: her to sex him down and get what she wants.
- 31:13Speaker 2: But she's just as well. She would have taken the
- 31:15Speaker 2: Werther's original and be like, great. I'm going to bed. Yeah.
- 31:18Speaker 2: Instead of like, no, I'm going to take you upstairs
- 31:19Speaker 2: and show you what you really been missing.
- 31:21Speaker 1: But I don't know. She goes, are you shaking my hand?
- 31:26Speaker 1: It was like this. And he goes, yeah, okay, good girl.
- 31:29Speaker 1: You know, that's it. Now I did see, and I'm
- 31:32Speaker 1: sure somebody sent it to you too, that somebody caught
- 31:34Speaker 1: up with him at like a basketball game. I don't know, whatever.
- 31:37Speaker 1: Is it, there's the new Orleans Pelicans question mark. Is
- 31:40Speaker 1: that their basketball team? Unsure. Unclear. That could be a
- 31:43Speaker 1: hockey team sport. I only know almost football. That's all
- 31:46Speaker 1: I know. And anyway, he was at like a professional
- 31:51Speaker 1: sporting event and somebody saw him and was like, wait,
- 31:54Speaker 1: are you Eric from that show? He's like, yeah. And
- 31:57Speaker 1: he said that they are divorced. And the person was like,
- 32:01Speaker 1: are you serious? Are you kidding me? He goes, no,
- 32:03Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. I'm looking for my next wife.
- 32:06Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if I believe that. Yeah.
- 32:09Speaker 1: Cause the person's like, are you kidding? He's like, no,
- 32:12Speaker 1: I don't think he's telling the truth.
- 32:13Speaker 2: I just saw them like on Tik TOK.
- 32:16Speaker 1: So yeah, he could have been just kidding.
- 32:18Speaker 2: Yeah. Now they're making us kind of care. Cause I
- 32:21Speaker 2: want to know.
- 32:22Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I don't care.
- 32:25Speaker 2: I'm nosy.
- 32:27Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to end with our biggest fan, and
- 32:30Speaker 1: that's JN. No, we're going to end with Vicki Caroline.
- 32:32Speaker 1: We're going to go second to last with our biggest fan.
- 32:35Speaker 1: That's JN and Kent, Kent being our biggest fan. He's
- 32:39Speaker 1: our most commented person on YouTube, and for that, we
- 32:41Speaker 1: appreciate that because we need all the followers we can get.
- 32:44Speaker 1: Thank you, Kent.
- 32:44Speaker 2: Yes.
- 32:46Speaker 1: So, JN is going to the Philippines for three weeks
- 32:50Speaker 1: with the little kids.
- 32:52Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Rocky.
- 32:55Speaker 1: And Rosie, Rosie.
- 32:59Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 33:00Speaker 1: Yeah. Rocky and Rosie. And the biggest one, the four
- 33:04Speaker 1: year old race is going to stay with Kent to
- 33:07Speaker 1: finish up school. I mean, he's in preschool. I don't
- 33:09Speaker 1: know why, but anyway, I get it. And they paid
- 33:12Speaker 1: for it. So go ahead and let him finish.
- 33:14Speaker 2: Well, we saw them. We've seen him climbing walls multiple times.
- 33:17Speaker 2: Believe me, he needs a school setting. Yeah.
- 33:20Speaker 1: And so if she can't drive, Does he drive race
- 33:24Speaker 1: to school every day?
- 33:25Speaker 2: I guess. Probably. He works from home. So probably so. Yeah.
- 33:29Speaker 1: So it's been three and a half years since she's
- 33:32Speaker 1: been home. So I guess race has been there because
- 33:35Speaker 1: race is four or she was pregnant when she left
- 33:39Speaker 1: or something. I don't know.
- 33:40Speaker 2: Their math never is mathing.
- 33:42Speaker 1: The math doesn't math. So literally like 45 family members
- 33:47Speaker 1: greet her at the airport, which is very sweet.
- 33:49Speaker 2: Yes. Yes.
- 33:50Speaker 1: Very sweet. Her parents are there. They're not married, but
- 33:53Speaker 1: her parents are there with all her siblings. And then
- 33:57Speaker 1: we see her on a scooter with like one of
- 33:59Speaker 1: the babies going, look at my city. I was like,
- 34:01Speaker 1: is this safe for a baby to be on a scooter?
- 34:04Speaker 2: So I wanted to believe that that's not what I
- 34:06Speaker 2: saw because was it the person driving the scooter? The
- 34:09Speaker 2: baby was in the middle and she was in the back.
- 34:13Speaker 1: She was in the back filming it.
- 34:16Speaker 2: But the baby was in the middle.
- 34:18Speaker 1: I couldn't tell where the baby was. She was talking
- 34:20Speaker 1: to the baby. I was like, is this baby in
- 34:22Speaker 1: a car seat?
- 34:23Speaker 2: I think the baby was in the middle. I was like,
- 34:25Speaker 2: that is the most unsafest shit I've ever seen in
- 34:27Speaker 2: my life.
- 34:28Speaker 1: I hope the baby had a tiny helmet.
- 34:30Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw a helmet. Still, even with that, not safe.
- 34:35Speaker 2: He had a whole fucking body thing, a helmet on him.
- 34:37Speaker 2: I was like, that's not safe.
- 34:39Speaker 1: These kids are like one in two, those babies.
- 34:41Speaker 2: So, um....
- 34:45Speaker 1: So she's like, I'm so excited to show my kids around.
- 34:48Speaker 1: I'm so proud of being from the Philippines. I want
- 34:49Speaker 1: them to see where I'm from. We see her sisters.
- 34:52Speaker 1: We see her going to the mall with her friends,
- 34:54Speaker 1: which is one of the things she said she really
- 34:56Speaker 1: wanted to do. She loves to be able to just
- 34:59Speaker 1: freely speak her own language. And meanwhile, we see Kent
- 35:03Speaker 1: at home taking home videos, flinging race around in their underwear, which,
- 35:07Speaker 1: I mean, I could have done without the underwear shot. Sorry, Kent.
- 35:12Speaker 1: And playing basketball outside. It was cute.
- 35:15Speaker 2: I will say this. I know a lot of people
- 35:17Speaker 2: don't like him. But from every episode that we have
- 35:21Speaker 2: seen with him and his kids, his kids always seem
- 35:25Speaker 2: to be very happy to be around him.
- 35:27Speaker 1: They do.
- 35:28Speaker 2: You know what I mean? So you could tell he
- 35:29Speaker 2: must be a good dad.
- 35:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so.
- 35:33Speaker 2: Otherwise, his kids would be like, oh, grandpa's here. Let
- 35:36Speaker 2: me run to the other side of the house. But
- 35:38Speaker 2: they genuinely like to be around him. And I'm glad
- 35:41Speaker 2: he got to have time with his son. Okay, let's
- 35:43Speaker 2: go back to hating him.
- 35:45Speaker 1: No, I agree. I think it's good that he got
- 35:46Speaker 1: to have that time. But three weeks is a long time.
- 35:48Speaker 1: It's a long time.
- 35:49Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, shit, I'm going to hire a nanny.
- 35:52Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you did it for 20 years. So,
- 35:55Speaker 1: I mean, you could do it. People can do it.
- 35:58Speaker 1: You can do it. It can be done. We're still
- 36:00Speaker 1: doing it. Yeah, still doing it. So three weeks later,
- 36:04Speaker 1: Kent and Race are headed to the Philippines. They're at
- 36:07Speaker 1: the airport. We see a cute little Race. He's like
- 36:09Speaker 1: looking out like, I'm going to get on that airplane.
- 36:11Speaker 1: He's so excited. And then we see Kent, you know,
- 36:14Speaker 1: sweating profusely and saying that his biggest client has gone
- 36:19Speaker 1: under a ransomware attack and he cannot leave if his
- 36:22Speaker 1: biggest client cannot function. So they have to leave the airport,
- 36:28Speaker 1: which I can't imagine that was fun getting a four-year-old
- 36:30Speaker 1: out of the airport that thought they were about to get.
- 36:32Speaker 2: On an airplane. No shit.
- 36:34Speaker 1: I was like, ooh, the fit one of my kids
- 36:36Speaker 1: are going to have. Mm-mm.
- 36:37Speaker 2: Mm-mm.
- 36:38Speaker 1: So, yeah. Kent is showing us at home. He's on
- 36:42Speaker 1: his home computer. He's got them set up with all
- 36:44Speaker 1: the computers and he's showing us all the, you know,
- 36:47Speaker 1: all the computer codes and stuff, codes and things that
- 36:50Speaker 1: the computer people do. And he goes, I had to
- 36:52Speaker 1: deal with this attack on my client. You know, I've
- 36:54Speaker 1: been doing this for 35 years and you can get
- 36:57Speaker 1: over a ransomware attack, but it takes a little time.
- 37:00Speaker 1: So like, I don't know when we're going to get there.
- 37:03Speaker 1: So he calls Jan and she goes, you sent me
- 37:05Speaker 1: a picture on the plane. He said, well, we were
- 37:08Speaker 1: about to board. And she goes, my client called is
- 37:11Speaker 1: my biggest client. Like I had to take care of it.
- 37:13Speaker 1: I could not leave. And I did everything I could
- 37:16Speaker 1: from the airport, but I had to get home to,
- 37:19Speaker 1: you know, the mother ship.
- 37:21Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 37:22Speaker 1: And he says, I had to make the decision. I
- 37:24Speaker 1: had to deal with the client, but he says, she
- 37:26Speaker 1: says the baptism was coming and everybody is waiting on race.
- 37:29Speaker 1: We can't do the baptism until we have all the
- 37:31Speaker 1: kids here. So the talking head, he says, this is
- 37:34Speaker 1: the last thing my marriage needed, you know, but if
- 37:37Speaker 1: I have no clients, I have no job. I have nothing.
- 37:40Speaker 1: I can't pay for anything. So the whole point of
- 37:43Speaker 1: this trip for Ray, for Ray and for Jay and
- 37:46Speaker 1: is to have all three kids baptized. It's super important,
- 37:49Speaker 1: you know, with both parents there, them being baptized, but
- 37:53Speaker 1: I can't lose my biggest client. You know, I've already
- 37:55Speaker 1: had a downturn in my business.
- 37:57Speaker 2: And here is someone whose spouse is in IT and
- 38:00Speaker 2: stuff like I have witnessed things happen like this. Everything
- 38:04Speaker 2: shuts down. Yeah. Like he doesn't move. Like he's like this,
- 38:08Speaker 2: like cyber attack, whatever the fuck they do. Yeah. He's like,
- 38:11Speaker 2: there's no moving for hours and hours and hours. Like
- 38:14Speaker 2: we don't, he's in the house, but we don't see him. Yeah.
- 38:17Speaker 2: So I get it. And it's like sweating bullets. Like,
- 38:19Speaker 2: you know, I can figure this out, but it's going
- 38:21Speaker 2: to take this long. And there's been times that we've
- 38:24Speaker 2: had plans and he's like, I can't. And they can't.
- 38:27Speaker 1: You know, they can't leave.
- 38:28Speaker 2: They can't go because that person is losing money and
- 38:31Speaker 2: they're not sure you'll lose money or lose your job too.
- 38:34Speaker 1: If you don't get it fixed.
- 38:35Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he cried. He cried.
- 38:39Speaker 1: He cried.
- 38:40Speaker 2: It was so bad.
- 38:41Speaker 1: It was sweating or crying.
- 38:42Speaker 2: It was unclear, but I think it was probably exhaustion
- 38:45Speaker 2: and I hope I don't lose my job and I
- 38:47Speaker 2: hope I don't lose my wife.
- 38:49Speaker 1: Also, Kent, we got to say, I think you look
- 38:51Speaker 1: better with the beard.
- 38:52Speaker 2: You most definitely do you look younger you look and
- 38:55Speaker 2: i will say this you behaving this way also makes
- 38:59Speaker 2: you look better agree.
- 39:03Speaker 1: Yeah so 24 hours later he has gotten the ransomware
- 39:05Speaker 1: attack under control and now they can leave the next
- 39:09Speaker 1: day and then he says you know i forgot to
- 39:11Speaker 1: change the previous flights i just booked new ones for
- 39:14Speaker 1: four thousand dollars well that was stupid you can call.
- 39:17Speaker 2: The airline i've He probably wasn't in. He was probably
- 39:21Speaker 2: at the point now like, I'm going to fuck something
- 39:24Speaker 2: up so bad. Let me just get there.
- 39:27Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have called the airline and said, let
- 39:29Speaker 1: me change my ticket.
- 39:30Speaker 2: You know?
- 39:31Speaker 1: He's a man. That's true. So now he's in the Philippines.
- 39:36Speaker 1: Everybody's happy to see everyone. The sister has.
- 39:39Speaker 2: The Anglo is here. The Anglo's here. The colonizer's here.
- 39:43Speaker 2: He's here. He's here.
- 39:46Speaker 1: They've rented this huge house so everybody can be together.
- 39:49Speaker 1: And we get to see the baptism, which he says
- 39:51Speaker 1: is like super important to her. And he says, I'm
- 39:55Speaker 1: paying for all of this. And this is the one thing,
- 39:58Speaker 1: I guess, the baptism and the party and everything. He says,
- 40:01Speaker 1: this is the one thing I don't give a shit
- 40:02Speaker 1: about paying for because she's given me all of this,
- 40:05Speaker 1: like the family and the kids and everything.
- 40:09Speaker 2: You know what? Kent, you did it for me this episode. Look, Kent,
- 40:16Speaker 2: I've gotten a lot of flack for taking up for Kent.
- 40:19Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. I haven't heard you take up for kids.
- 40:22Speaker 2: Oh, I have. Well, people thought I have, but that
- 40:24Speaker 2: was too easy on them.
- 40:26Speaker 1: Too easy on them. Okay.
- 40:27Speaker 2: All right. He didn't redeem himself.
- 40:30Speaker 1: And the producer asked him how it feels to only
- 40:32Speaker 1: have three of his kids here. And, you know, he
- 40:34Speaker 1: cries about it. It reminds us about he had the
- 40:36Speaker 1: baby with the other girl that took the kid to Vietnam.
- 40:38Speaker 1: And he says, you know, I wish I could have
- 40:40Speaker 1: had him here, you know, this life. Another kid named Rocky,
- 40:45Speaker 1: that would be confusing.
- 40:46Speaker 2: But, yeah. Mm-hmm.
- 40:47Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 40:47Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
- 40:49Speaker 1: Now it's been two weeks. They've been there for two weeks.
- 40:52Speaker 1: Now they've been there five because she's been there three.
- 40:55Speaker 1: And now they've been there two weeks.
- 40:56Speaker 2: It's a long time.
- 40:58Speaker 1: It's a really long time. And he and JN are
- 41:00Speaker 1: heading off to a little vacation for four days. And
- 41:03Speaker 1: it looks gorgeous, the resort.
- 41:04Speaker 2: Don't get pregnant. You know how you like to get
- 41:07Speaker 2: pregnant when he take you somewhere. I know.
- 41:09Speaker 1: Don't get pregnant, girl.
- 41:10Speaker 2: Don't have four kids. Girl, don't do it.
- 41:12Speaker 1: Don't do it. Hopefully he understands that three is enough.
- 41:18Speaker 1: All right. Now we're going to end with Vic and Caroline. Also,
- 41:23Speaker 1: let's see if I had anything else. No, Vic and Caroline.
- 41:25Speaker 1: You know what I'm going to do? Okay.
- 41:27Speaker 2: What you going to do, Mary Payne? What you going
- 41:28Speaker 2: to do?
- 41:28Speaker 1: You know what I'm going to do, Keisha?
- 41:30Speaker 2: What are you going to do?
- 41:30Speaker 1: I'm going to find the link that somebody sent me
- 41:32Speaker 1: to that interview.
- 41:34Speaker 2: Okay.
- 41:34Speaker 1: And I'm going to put it in the show notes. Okay.
- 41:37Speaker 2: Okay.
- 41:38Speaker 1: So people can see it for him saying women really
- 41:41Speaker 1: go downhill after age 28. So they're really no use
- 41:43Speaker 1: to him after 28.
- 41:44Speaker 2: Okay. He's such a fool. I mean, at least he's
- 41:49Speaker 2: committed to his stupidity.
- 41:51Speaker 1: He's committed to that outfit. That's for damn sure.
- 41:53Speaker 2: I don't get, I don't understand that. What is that?
- 41:58Speaker 2: What's the guy from the 80s, the rocker guy that
- 42:03Speaker 2: addicted to love and the girls in the background?
- 42:06Speaker 1: Oh, Robert Palmer. Yeah, Robert Palmer. Yeah.
- 42:08Speaker 2: Is it this? Like, why the suit and tie all
- 42:11Speaker 2: the time?
- 42:12Speaker 1: Somebody said Vic looks like a member of the Cherry
- 42:14Speaker 1: Poppin' Daddies. I don't know if you remember that band.
- 42:16Speaker 1: It was kind of in the... Like the Stray Cats
- 42:19Speaker 1: and the Cherry.
- 42:19Speaker 2: Poppin' Daddies.
- 42:21Speaker 1: Is it him?
- 42:22Speaker 2: I don't like that. Yeah.
- 42:25Speaker 1: But what I noticed this week is that he wears
- 42:27Speaker 1: tennis shoes with his suits.
- 42:29Speaker 2: You just now noticed that? You didn't see those yellow
- 42:31Speaker 2: ones that he had on at the therapist's office?
- 42:34Speaker 1: Not fancy tennis shoes. Not like... No! Nice tennis shoes either.
- 42:38Speaker 2: He's fucking disgusting. Listen....
- 42:44Speaker 1: He's not for me. I'll put it that way.
- 42:46Speaker 2: He's gross to me. Just, I mean, even just take
- 42:49Speaker 2: the personality. He needs to be nice. He should be nice. Yeah. Yeah.
- 42:54Speaker 1: See what it did for Kent. It made you think
- 42:56Speaker 1: he was cuter. There you go. I do.
- 42:59Speaker 2: Oh, so funny. Okay.
- 43:01Speaker 1: So he's in a suit as per usual, and he's
- 43:03Speaker 1: going out to see his parents.
- 43:05Speaker 2: In a suit.
- 43:06Speaker 1: In a suit.
- 43:07Speaker 2: In a suit.
- 43:08Speaker 1: Because nothing says lounging and relaxing like a suit.
- 43:11Speaker 2: With your parents, like a suit.
- 43:13Speaker 1: Um, I was showing Dave last night or this morning, actually,
- 43:16Speaker 1: when I was taking the notes, I was showing Dave,
- 43:18Speaker 1: Vic and Caroline. I said, do you think he looks like,
- 43:20Speaker 1: what do you think? And he goes, it's her dad.
- 43:23Speaker 1: And I said, no, I said, he's 50 and she's 24.
- 43:25Speaker 1: And he goes, well, she looks 16. I was like, yeah,
- 43:29Speaker 1: I go, it's all kind of fucked up. And he,
- 43:31Speaker 1: and I said, and he always wears this outfit. And
- 43:33Speaker 1: Dave goes, first of all, nobody wears a tie clip.
- 43:37Speaker 1: And Dave says, he has a tie clip on his tie. Oh, okay, okay.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Dave's like, second of all, is he wearing braces, you know,
- 43:44Speaker 1: like suspenders, but they call them braces when they button,
- 43:47Speaker 1: you know? Oh, okay.
- 43:48Speaker 2: I didn't know.
- 43:49Speaker 1: And Dave goes, oh, man, I remember in my 20s,
- 43:52Speaker 1: like braces were the thing. That was like the cool thing.
- 43:54Speaker 1: Like you didn't wear a belt. You wore the braces
- 43:56Speaker 1: with the buttons. And I go, yeah. I go, this
- 43:59Speaker 1: guy's 50. And he goes, well, he's way out of fashion.
- 44:04Speaker 1: I was like, well, no shit. For Dave to say that?
- 44:08Speaker 2: Yes. Or any other. Yeah. Like that's how you know
- 44:13Speaker 2: how much of a meatball this guy is. Or like
- 44:15Speaker 2: other men even say like there's something wrong with him.
- 44:18Speaker 1: Something wrong with his style. Yeah. I said, if I
- 44:22Speaker 1: ever die, you cannot start dating a girl that's 24
- 44:24Speaker 1: that looks like this. He's like, oh my God, what? No.
- 44:27Speaker 2: If you die first, we'll make sure he marries a
- 44:29Speaker 2: girl at least 28.
- 44:32Speaker 1: Well, that's when they start to get useless. Yes.
- 44:35Speaker 2: Yes.
- 44:36Speaker 1: So he's going out to see his parents. They stay
- 44:38Speaker 1: by the lake. And he says.
- 44:39Speaker 2: I love them.
- 44:40Speaker 1: Parents are. Mom's had a great facelift too. She looks
- 44:43Speaker 1: younger than he does.
- 44:43Speaker 2: Oh, you think so? Yeah. Yeah.
- 44:46Speaker 1: She looks better than him.
- 44:48Speaker 2: Oh, I agree 100%. I just can't. I don't know
- 44:50Speaker 2: how you could tell she had a facelift.
- 44:52Speaker 1: Because she's probably in her 70s or 80s.
- 44:55Speaker 2: You're right.
- 44:56Speaker 1: Good point. And her face looks like that.
- 44:58Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 44:59Speaker 1: So he tells them that they started construction, started to
- 45:02Speaker 1: work on the apartments again. He's so excited about it.
- 45:05Speaker 1: And they ask about Caroline. And he goes, I don't know.
- 45:08Speaker 1: You know, she came in the other night to the
- 45:10Speaker 1: bar and flipped out, just flipped out. And they're like, oh, really?
- 45:17Speaker 1: And they go, yeah, you've never seen her go into
- 45:20Speaker 1: demon mode.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Child, that is not demon mode.
- 45:24Speaker 1: And mom goes, I've seen you be in a crazy mode.
- 45:28Speaker 1: And mom goes, don't you care for her? Your business
- 45:31Speaker 1: can't be your whole life. I think you're wrong. And
- 45:33Speaker 1: I think that if she left you, you would fall apart.
- 45:36Speaker 1: And the talking head, the mom says, you know, Vic
- 45:39Speaker 1: and Caroline are really in sync and they have a
- 45:42Speaker 1: soul connection.
- 45:43Speaker 2: That's the stupidest soul connection I've ever seen in my life.
- 45:47Speaker 1: Mom, I don't think so.
- 45:49Speaker 2: I think she just wants him to like be married
- 45:52Speaker 2: and settled and not visit them as often.
- 45:56Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:57Speaker 2: She's got a scheme going on here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 45:59Speaker 1: That's a great point. So the dad says, you know,
- 46:03Speaker 1: maybe you're just looking at making excuses about not settling down.
- 46:06Speaker 1: Maybe that's what you're doing. And mom says, you're 50
- 46:09Speaker 1: years old. What do you want? What do you want?
- 46:11Speaker 1: You don't seem willing to compromise. And dad says, you know,
- 46:14Speaker 1: you can't have both. You can't have the big business
- 46:17Speaker 1: and this personal life. Like you're going to have to
- 46:19Speaker 1: figure it out. You're going to have to compromise. And
- 46:21Speaker 1: dad says, and you're running out of girls. Which I
- 46:24Speaker 1: was like, oh, oh.
- 46:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 46:27Speaker 1: And dad says, what are you going to be, 75
- 46:29Speaker 1: and still going out? I'll be dead by then. And
- 46:33Speaker 1: I mean, I love dad's like, what are you going
- 46:35Speaker 1: to do? You're running out of girls. I was like,
- 46:37Speaker 1: does this mean he's got every girl in town? Like,
- 46:39Speaker 1: you know.
- 46:39Speaker 2: Oh, but it is a real small town, isn't it? True.
- 46:42Speaker 1: I think it's pretty small.
- 46:43Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 46:45Speaker 1: And dad says, it doesn't happen every day. You should
- 46:48Speaker 1: find love. You should stick with it. And mom says, yeah,
- 46:50Speaker 1: you should go and get her. And Vic goes, yeah.
- 46:53Speaker 1: Mom and dad make good points, but I really got
- 46:56Speaker 1: to think about it.
- 46:56Speaker 2: They hate him, too. Like, they know he's a piece
- 46:58Speaker 2: of shit.
- 46:59Speaker 1: They don't like him.
- 47:00Speaker 2: I don't like him either. I hope to God that's
- 47:02Speaker 2: not their only child, and it probably is.
- 47:06Speaker 1: You know, I'm just sitting here remembering that I forgot
- 47:08Speaker 1: to eat lunch.
- 47:10Speaker 2: Okay, skinny queen.
- 47:11Speaker 1: No, I'm just hungry. And I'm like, why am I
- 47:14Speaker 1: so hungry? Okay.
- 47:15Speaker 2: Don't start sweating. I feel like you're going to stroke
- 47:19Speaker 2: out and shit like you did. Y'all always think that
- 47:21Speaker 2: me and Kimberly are dramatic. It's really Mary Payne.
- 47:24Speaker 1: That's true. As I'm rolling my foot for my plantar fasciitis.
- 47:28Speaker 2: Oh, y'all should have heard her before the show. Everything broke.
- 47:31Speaker 2: Ain't nothing cute. Don't nothing smell good. Everything tastes bad.
- 47:35Speaker 2: She had all the things going on before the show.
- 47:37Speaker 1: I know, but now I'm fine.
- 47:39Speaker 2: Now I'm fine. All right.
- 47:40Speaker 1: So Caroline and Vic are going to go on a picnic.
- 47:44Speaker 1: So he is in a suit and white sneakers. I
- 47:46Speaker 1: was like, what are we doing? What are we doing
- 47:48Speaker 1: with the sneakers? Why are we in a suit and
- 47:50Speaker 1: a jacket laying in a park? Yeah. I said, nothing
- 47:54Speaker 1: says picnic like a suit and tie.
- 47:56Speaker 2: Okay. Oh, yeah.
- 47:58Speaker 1: So he's like, so what have you been up to?
- 48:01Speaker 1: How are your parents? And she goes, they're fine. You know, yeah,
- 48:05Speaker 1: they know that we're fighting, obviously, because I have to
- 48:07Speaker 1: live with them right now. I talked to my sister
- 48:10Speaker 1: who thinks you're toxic. And she thinks you're never going
- 48:16Speaker 1: to grow up and thinks I'm going to wake up
- 48:18Speaker 1: at 30 and have regrets. No, girl, because at 28,
- 48:21Speaker 1: you're getting dumped.
- 48:23Speaker 2: She doesn't know it yet.
- 48:24Speaker 1: She doesn't know it yet. And then talking ahead, she says,
- 48:28Speaker 1: you know, I do miss Vic, but I have more
- 48:30Speaker 1: peace when I'm not with him.
- 48:33Speaker 2: What do you miss about him? Exactly.
- 48:36Speaker 1: Oh, you know what it is?
- 48:36Speaker 2: Because she has no one to cut up her food.
- 48:39Speaker 1: Yes, that's right. She has to buy things pre-chopped.
- 48:42Speaker 2: Yes, she does.
- 48:45Speaker 1: So she says to him, she goes, you know, I
- 48:48Speaker 1: want with you, I want more time at home, time
- 48:51Speaker 1: away from the bar, less drinking. And he goes, I understand.
- 48:54Speaker 1: He goes, I want an opportunity to demonstrate my commitment
- 48:58Speaker 1: to you. I got you a surprise. And you open
- 49:01Speaker 1: up this box and it's a puppy. And there's not
- 49:03Speaker 1: any way in.
- 49:04Speaker 2: That puppy wasn't scratching.
- 49:06Speaker 1: There's no way that she did not know that they
- 49:09Speaker 1: had this puppy. It's so staged that there is no
- 49:12Speaker 1: way that this puppy was in this box. It did
- 49:15Speaker 1: have holes in the side, thank God.
- 49:16Speaker 2: Thank God. I have to say this. Yeah. This is
- 49:21Speaker 2: how much of a piece of shit that he is.
- 49:23Speaker 2: He didn't even get her a designer puppy. That puppy
- 49:26Speaker 2: looks like he found it behind a fucking dumpster behind
- 49:28Speaker 2: his bar.
- 49:29Speaker 1: Keisha.
- 49:31Speaker 2: He was cute.
- 49:31Speaker 1: That was a cute dog that he rescued.
- 49:35Speaker 2: That he stole from off the streets. It was a
- 49:38Speaker 2: homeless dog.
- 49:39Speaker 1: No.
- 49:40Speaker 2: He's like, oh, she'll love this. But he's cute. He
- 49:42Speaker 2: was cute.
- 49:44Speaker 1: Listen, Violet looked like such a ragamuffin when she was
- 49:48Speaker 1: little that you could never imagine she could. Violet was
- 49:51Speaker 1: not a cute puppy. Just like sometimes they're not cute babies.
- 49:55Speaker 1: Violet was not a cute. Ginger was always cute. Violet
- 49:57Speaker 1: turned out cute.
- 49:58Speaker 2: I don't believe that she was not cute. There's no way.
- 50:01Speaker 1: She looks like a goblin.
- 50:04Speaker 2: She did. When we got Sushi, he was so fluffy.
- 50:08Speaker 2: And I showed his first pictures. That's how stupid people are.
- 50:10Speaker 2: They go, is that like a sheep? That is how
- 50:13Speaker 2: he looked. He was so furry and curly. People ask us,
- 50:16Speaker 2: what is that? Because he was so small. They're like,
- 50:19Speaker 2: what is it?
- 50:20Speaker 1: Okay, so Violet, we got her. When was the pandemic?
- 50:24Speaker 1: So 2020. So we got her in 2019. I'm going
- 50:28Speaker 1: to look up dog 2019 on my phone.
- 50:32Speaker 2: Mary Kay, I don't know how I feel about you
- 50:35Speaker 2: putting her looks on blast. For all these strangers. I
- 50:39Speaker 2: don't think that that's right. And I'm going to tell
- 50:42Speaker 2: her that you're doing it. Like, you don't show her
- 50:44Speaker 2: ugly face.
- 50:47Speaker 1: Oh! She was not cute. She was not cute. Oh,
- 50:55Speaker 1: my gosh. Show me it.
- 50:56Speaker 2: Show it again.
- 50:57Speaker 1: Show it again.
- 51:01Speaker 2: Look at her.
- 51:02Speaker 1: Look at her. She was not cute. Look at her.
- 51:05Speaker 2: She's definitely not the girl we know today. She's a
- 51:07Speaker 2: baddie now, but she hit a glow up. Okay, don't
- 51:13Speaker 2: ever show anyone else that picture of her again, Mary Payne.
- 51:15Speaker 2: That's not nice. Oh, my God. She's so not cute.
- 51:19Speaker 1: Look at her. But look at her now. So cute. Okay, God,
- 51:23Speaker 1: that's cute.
- 51:24Speaker 2: Okay.
- 51:25Speaker 1: I'm telling you, my friends would be like, is something
- 51:26Speaker 1: wrong with that dog? I'm like, shut up.
- 51:28Speaker 2: She's fine.
- 51:29Speaker 1: We're not talking about our babies.
- 51:30Speaker 2: No. No. No.
- 51:32Speaker 1: She looked like she'd stuck her finger in a socket. Okay.
- 51:36Speaker 2: That curl just wasn't as quite curled. You didn't know
- 51:39Speaker 2: what it wanted to do. Curl, wave, or be straight.
- 51:43Speaker 1: Okay. So come on, WeTV. Don't try to play us
- 51:46Speaker 1: with us pretending like we didn't know that dog was
- 51:49Speaker 1: in there with a full harness on and everything.
- 51:52Speaker 2: There's just no way that dog, unless that dog was
- 51:54Speaker 2: given a tranquilizer, there's no way it wasn't moving around
- 51:58Speaker 2: or whimpering or something.
- 51:59Speaker 1: Making a noise.
- 52:00Speaker 2: I don't know. Stupid. I don't know.
- 52:03Speaker 1: So in the talking head, he says, I did miss Caroline.
- 52:06Speaker 1: And there could be more merit to spending time at home.
- 52:10Speaker 1: So she's like, oh my God, this puppy that I've
- 52:15Speaker 1: never seen before is a complete shock to me, is
- 52:18Speaker 1: a responsibility and a commitment. And he goes, yeah. You
- 52:22Speaker 1: want to come home with us, me and the dog?
- 52:24Speaker 1: And she goes, but if I come back and you
- 52:27Speaker 1: let me down, I will be done. This will be
- 52:29Speaker 1: the final time. And he goes, okay, look at me.
- 52:34Speaker 1: I'm committing. I've got the dog. And she goes.
- 52:37Speaker 2: Mary Payne, if she had said no and walked off,
- 52:39Speaker 2: he would have left that dog in the park.
- 52:42Speaker 1: I don't know. He spent at least $ 30 on that harness.
- 52:45Speaker 1: So I don't know.
- 52:46Speaker 2: He would have left that poor dog in the park
- 52:48Speaker 2: or he would have given it to someone and said, hey,
- 52:49Speaker 2: you want a dog?
- 52:51Speaker 1: Oh my God.
- 52:51Speaker 2: You're so mean.
- 52:52Speaker 1: He's mean. So she goes, it's a step in the
- 52:58Speaker 1: right direction. Okay. I'll come back home. What should we
- 53:02Speaker 1: name the dog? Texas? Dallas?
- 53:06Speaker 2: Kilo. Because we know how he likes to do Coke.
- 53:12Speaker 1: Did you know that? Okay. This is okay. Remember on
- 53:16Speaker 1: the Valley when Michelle had that boyfriend with the bug eyes?
- 53:21Speaker 2: Everything was Kilo because he was a fucking cokehead. His
- 53:24Speaker 2: company was Kilo.
- 53:25Speaker 1: I think his dog's name was Kilo.
- 53:27Speaker 2: Because he's a cokehead.
- 53:31Speaker 1: White dog. Okay. Anyway, so she goes, we'll name him
- 53:35Speaker 1: Cowboy because that's already his name because we've had this
- 53:38Speaker 1: dog for a month. So anyway, they're going to have
- 53:43Speaker 1: a puppy shower and they're at that lake house again
- 53:47Speaker 1: and Family's coming over from Brooklyn to welcome the puppy.
- 53:52Speaker 2: That's cute.
- 53:54Speaker 1: Okay, but they already know this puppy. This puppy's a
- 53:56Speaker 1: year old at this point.
- 53:57Speaker 2: He's still cute.
- 53:59Speaker 1: So, I'm talking to Eddie. He goes, maybe I should
- 54:01Speaker 1: have gotten this puppy a long time ago. Saved myself
- 54:03Speaker 1: the agita. So, also, he's in a suit at this
- 54:08Speaker 1: puppy party. Like, people are in their sweatpants.
- 54:10Speaker 2: Okay. Okay.
- 54:12Speaker 1: So I'm talking heads. She goes, all I wanted was
- 54:14Speaker 1: for Vic to be home and be a bigger part
- 54:16Speaker 1: of my life and to compromise with me. And we've
- 54:19Speaker 1: had progress. We see them at home eating dinner. She's
- 54:22Speaker 1: made dino nuggets for dinner, which are good, but that's
- 54:27Speaker 1: not going to make them stay home.
- 54:28Speaker 2: No, it's most definitely not going to do it. And
- 54:31Speaker 2: I love a fucking dino nugget. I think they are
- 54:33Speaker 2: top tier of the chicken nuggets. Okay. Next to the
- 54:36Speaker 2: spicy chicken nuggets at McDonald's. Yes. However, Those mashed potatoes
- 54:40Speaker 2: came straight out of a little pack. Like it just said,
- 54:43Speaker 2: add water. That's it. Yeah. Like that is not get,
- 54:47Speaker 2: what are those dinner companies that you order the fucking dinner?
- 54:50Speaker 1: HelloFresh.
- 54:52Speaker 2: She needs that.
- 54:53Speaker 1: HelloFresh. I get it every week. And so then we
- 54:57Speaker 1: see a little shot of them, you know, with the
- 54:59Speaker 1: dino nuggets and he, I rewound it.
- 55:02Speaker 2: Okay.
- 55:03Speaker 1: He is wearing sweatpants and a black t-shirt. This is
- 55:08Speaker 1: the first time we have seen him wearing something other
- 55:10Speaker 1: than that suit.
- 55:12Speaker 2: Well, I didn't, I didn't notice. Cause I tried not
- 55:13Speaker 2: to look at him. He's so gross.
- 55:20Speaker 1: And the talking head, her parents, Mary Beth and John
- 55:23Speaker 1: are like, yeah, she seems very happy. Where does it
- 55:27Speaker 1: go from here? Does her dad look a little bit
- 55:29Speaker 1: like big head?
- 55:32Speaker 2: Her dad looks like he's a little touched.
- 55:35Speaker 1: Sorry. I mean, they just got these.
- 55:38Speaker 2: Big it has personality but this may her parents don't at.
- 55:42Speaker 1: Least like they got the sister the sister went to
- 55:44Speaker 1: med school and caroline has a job so the parents
- 55:48Speaker 1: was i don't maybe these are not maybe these are.
- 55:50Speaker 2: Actors tanisha acts like she was raised by caroline's parents
- 55:54Speaker 2: zero personality no razzle dazzle no nothing.
- 55:58Speaker 1: You're so right Oh, my God. So then Vic takes
- 56:03Speaker 1: dad outside and they talk about this is a pretty dock.
- 56:07Speaker 1: I don't know what they talk. It was so boring
- 56:08Speaker 1: that I fell asleep. And then he says, I just
- 56:12Speaker 1: wanted to tell you that I want to ask for
- 56:14Speaker 1: permission to marry Caroline. I really want to be your son-in-law,
- 56:18Speaker 1: even though we're the same fucking age. And the dad goes, really?
- 56:23Speaker 2: Really? Her?
- 56:25Speaker 1: Really?
- 56:25Speaker 2: She's so boring. She's so lackluster.
- 56:28Speaker 1: She's almost 28.
- 56:30Speaker 2: She reminds me of her mom. Like, just he. Oh,
- 56:34Speaker 2: these people.
- 56:35Speaker 1: She's three and a half years, so she's 28, Vic.
- 56:37Speaker 1: And he goes, you're throwing me off here, Vic. Vic's like, yeah.
- 56:41Speaker 1: Is it the suit in the middle because I'm sweating?
- 56:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 56:44Speaker 1: So then we see next time on the season finale
- 56:48Speaker 1: of Age Inappropriate, we see Zachary talking to Kai. I
- 56:53Speaker 1: didn't write down what about. J. Ann asked Kent, do
- 56:57Speaker 1: you believe me? Do you believe in me? And he says, no.
- 57:01Speaker 1: So that wasn't nice.
- 57:03Speaker 2: He only had one episode of goodness in him.
- 57:05Speaker 1: I know Kent.
- 57:06Speaker 2: Come on.
- 57:08Speaker 1: Eric tells Tynesha that he, that he showed the will
- 57:11Speaker 1: to his attorney and I don't know. Attorney's going to
- 57:16Speaker 1: be like, how'd you get away without giving those other
- 57:18Speaker 1: four women any money?
- 57:19Speaker 2: Yep.
- 57:20Speaker 1: And Vic says to Caroline, I would never hook up
- 57:23Speaker 1: with one of your friends. And she goes, I don't
- 57:26Speaker 1: know if I believe you. And then you say you
- 57:29Speaker 1: saw something with Janet. You saw Janet and Drew, but
- 57:31Speaker 1: I didn't see it. I didn't see it.
- 57:33Speaker 2: I swear to God they did. Cause he was in
- 57:35Speaker 2: like a gym atmosphere and his friend was telling him something.
- 57:40Speaker 1: I didn't see it.
- 57:41Speaker 2: Now see, I watched it on.
- 57:43Speaker 1: The screener on demand.
- 57:46Speaker 2: No, I don't watch your screeners. I don't watch your
- 57:49Speaker 2: screeners unless we record on a Friday.
- 57:52Speaker 1: I watched the screener and let me tell you something
- 57:53Speaker 1: weird about the screener. The screener says 57 minutes. Okay.
- 57:58Speaker 1: But then when you get to minute 43, they do
- 58:01Speaker 1: next time on and they do the next times on.
- 58:03Speaker 1: And then it's just black for the rest of the time.
- 58:06Speaker 2: Yeah. And the times that I have watched the screener,
- 58:09Speaker 2: it starts off black and then it doesn't. Yeah.
- 58:12Speaker 1: But this is like, it does that. It goes the
- 58:14Speaker 1: next time on. And then you still have 15 minutes
- 58:17Speaker 1: of like dead air.
- 58:18Speaker 2: I'm like, huh?
- 58:20Speaker 1: Anyway, guys, we don't know. Listen, one time Keisha saw
- 58:24Speaker 1: something on Plathville that I didn't see. And then the
- 58:26Speaker 1: next two weeks later, I did it wrong. So are
- 58:29Speaker 1: we professionals?
- 58:30Speaker 2: Yes.
- 58:31Speaker 1: Should you believe in us?
- 58:32Speaker 2: Yes.
- 58:34Speaker 1: Do we sometimes get confused? Yeah. Yeah.
- 58:38Speaker 2: We do.
- 58:39Speaker 1: But with this show, I don't care that much.
- 58:42Speaker 2: I'll say it again. This was so much better than
- 58:45Speaker 2: This Is Polly. Yeah.
- 58:47Speaker 1: This Is Polly started out strong.
- 58:49Speaker 2: And it, man.
- 58:51Speaker 1: And boy, did it fizzle.
- 58:52Speaker 2: Burn. Yeah. Yeah.
- 58:55Speaker 1: If this is Polly comes back, like in the place
- 58:58Speaker 1: of love after lockup, we're going to have to, we're
- 58:59Speaker 1: going to have to go a different direction.
- 59:01Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 59:02Speaker 1: We're going to have to put it on Patreon and
- 59:04Speaker 1: we're gonna have to put something in that free feed spot.
- 59:06Speaker 1: But guys, listen, two weeks from now, love after lockup
- 59:09Speaker 1: relationship rehab. Okay?
- 59:10Speaker 2: Two weeks.
- 59:11Speaker 1: It's coming. Everybody keeps talking about Dr. Whoever. Who is it? Ish.
- 59:16Speaker 2: Oh, we love Dr.
- 59:17Speaker 1: Ish. Dr.
- 59:18Speaker 2: Ish.
- 59:18Speaker 1: I don't know Dr. Ish because I've not seen other
- 59:20Speaker 1: shows Dr. Ish is on.
- 59:22Speaker 2: Dr. Ish is on Mama June. Okay. Dr. Ish has
- 59:25Speaker 2: been on like when... Celebrity couples are in trouble and
- 59:29Speaker 2: they get a show. And Dr. Ish is the Ish.
- 59:33Speaker 1: Okay. Okay, that's great. Dr. Ish and then we know
- 59:37Speaker 1: Marcelino and Brittany. Why are they on there?
- 59:41Speaker 2: They're not a couple.
- 59:43Speaker 1: Maybe they're trying to work out how they parent. I
- 59:44Speaker 1: don't know. And then, I mean, on Last Resort, they
- 59:48Speaker 1: had Guillermo and Kara and they hadn't spoken to each
- 59:52Speaker 1: other in a year. And then they immediately announced her
- 59:54Speaker 1: on the next show, Hunt for Love, which is for singles.
- 59:57Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, well, I guess we know
- 59:58Speaker 1: they didn't work it out.
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: I hope everybody heard my interview with Ross Matthews. That
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: is out today as well on the free feed. You
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: should go watch it on YouTube. It's so funny. Ross
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: is so funny. He did make one corny drag race joke.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: And I was like, that is such a drag race joke.
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: And he goes, I can't help myself.
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: He's so good on drag race. Oh, he's so funny.
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: And then like his weight loss journey has been great
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: as well. I love him.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: And I love his love with his husband. It's very sweet.
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: He's a good one.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: Yeah. So everybody go and make sure you watch that
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: and make sure you like, like it. If you watch
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: it on YouTube, make a nice comment, make a nice
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: comment on my reels on Instagram. I'm just out here,
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: you know, working, working the system guys, make sure you're
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: following Keisha on Instagram as well. And TikTok, The Libra
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: Lounge with Keisha.
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: Guys, we'll be back next week with the season finale.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: Thank God. Oh, one more thing. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: I just dropped a new episode and Dr. Adam from
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: the Sister Wives Professor podcast is on there. I love Dr.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: Adam.
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: Well, he's a good interviewer.
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: Okay, I'll go. Do y'all talk about me? That's the
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: most important. It always comes around to you. Okay, good.
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: Oh my God. I did hear y'all talk about me
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: on date with Dateline. So I appreciate that.
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: Was it shit? No, it was shit.
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: It was pretty nice.
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: I will say before and after the show, though.
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: How dare you? Um, I will say that Katie did
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: jump in to say that she did have to cover
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: milf manner with me. And so none of y'all had
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: anything to complain about. That was pretty funny.
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: It was gross.
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: That show was just, I forgot. I had Katie covered
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: the first, the first season. I had Deanna chain cover
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: the second season. I asked Katie, do you want to
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: cover the second season? She's like, I'm good.
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: I don't need to do that again. That was bad.
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: That was rough. I couldn't even get the first episode
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: and a half. I was like, I'm done.
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: The second season was worse. Okay, everybody. That's just shit
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: that we cover. KKC will be on Poppin' Bravo this week.
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: I've got Kimberly, of course, 90 Day Fiancé Tell All
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: this week and Last Resort. is also going to be
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: on Pink Shade Prime. So make sure you're following wherever
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: you get your podcast and wherever you get your Prime.
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: And please make sure you're following us on social media.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: Okay, bye. Bye.