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HOW DELUSIONAL ARE MEN ?! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in a complete set of shock. At the same
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  Speaker 2: time I turn and look at him. He yells. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: what is happening? He's popped this Twitter and it has
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  Speaker 2: gone everywhere, Like I'm talking all over him, all over
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  Speaker 2: the car, all over me. There is past everywhere. My
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  Speaker 2: first time meeting him, and I'm like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: what do I say?
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  Speaker 1: Jake Relatable.
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  Speaker 3: The Relatables podcast is hosted by my partner in crime,
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  Speaker 3: mister Jake Craig aka Daddy, and myself Oddie Clark aka Mummy.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you everybody for tuning in once again, and you're
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  Speaker 3: all the baddies. That's it, Jake. I wanted to start
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  Speaker 3: things off. I've done it before, but I wanted to
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  Speaker 3: do it again.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know what he's doing. So we often
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  Speaker 1: preach men being able to talk about their feelings. Yep.
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  Speaker 3: And with the industry we're in, we often get caught
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  Speaker 3: up in likes, views, even business tax.
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  Speaker 1: Even that's relatable with life.
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  Speaker 3: You get caught up in the hustle and bustle of
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  Speaker 3: it that you kind of it gets taken away the
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  Speaker 3: human side of things. So I just wanted to take
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  Speaker 3: a moment and say I love you and I appreciate
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  Speaker 3: you as a person a podcast and I'm the journey
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  Speaker 3: we're going on. I had a moment before I was thinking,
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  Speaker 3: it's very very cool, and I don't think we say
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  Speaker 3: it enough.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. I love you too.
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  Speaker 3: It's good to get it out sometimes, it's like all good.
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  Speaker 3: I was even thinking about saying it before. It's like fuck,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like but I really do, and like just
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  Speaker 3: life gets in the way sometimes and you don't say
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  Speaker 3: it even though I know there's an underlying I don't
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  Speaker 3: know feeling between us.
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  Speaker 1: That it's there but unconditional. Yeah, but it's always good
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  Speaker 1: to say it an unspoken word. Yeah, it's always good
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  Speaker 1: to say it. Yeah, it's real connections, that's it. I
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  Speaker 1: can feel it in my nugget.
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  Speaker 3: And it also sort of gives to that if some
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  Speaker 3: people don't know why I'm called mummy mummy and he's
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  Speaker 3: called daddy. Theoretically I'm meant to be better talking about
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  Speaker 3: my feelings a little bit on paper and Daddy's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's the play. It's a play on that and it
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  Speaker 1: works out pretty well. Yeah, go see someone you love
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  Speaker 1: them exactly exactly but to start off today, Jake, we
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do things men are delusional about. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: did this before.
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  Speaker 3: Jake came up with this and it did really well,
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  Speaker 3: and I thought it was quite funny because we're delusional
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  Speaker 3: about quite a lot of things. Oh yeah, I'll go first.
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  Speaker 1: I came in with heat too, by the way.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, things men are delusional about their standards versus what
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  Speaker 3: they offer.
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  Speaker 1: Holy shit, I told you fire. Oh my god, Oh
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  Speaker 1: that hurts. That's making me think about what I offer
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  Speaker 1: right now. My brain's getting racking. My brain. Holy shit.
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  Speaker 1: Not much, not much, man. We're about to see where
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  Speaker 1: we're different. Things guys are delusional about that. No one
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  Speaker 1: smelled the dirty silent fart. We just didn't publish that.
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  Speaker 1: He's back at it again. It's a good sign of
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  Speaker 1: like how we both think. Isn't it to be fair?
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  Speaker 1: I quite often we do want to be like, no
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  Speaker 1: one said anything that's relatable. I think we are we
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  Speaker 1: are delusional. Was like, oh we got away with that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like it'd be like it's just fucking dumb. Things
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  Speaker 1: are delusional about that. If she looks at me, she
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  Speaker 1: wants me. I things guys are delusional about that if
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  Speaker 1: she mikes my Instagram post, she wants me to message.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, guild back in the day before we start
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  Speaker 3: this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I'm guilty of, Like if you liked anything else, like oh,
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  Speaker 1: I mean yea yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, even
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  Speaker 1: if it was just like a nice picture of my dog.
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  Speaker 1: Never like you would go you'd follow someone that you
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  Speaker 1: you want a message, yeah, and you go like, I
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  Speaker 1: never did this, but I always knew that it happened.
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  Speaker 1: You go like a few old photos, yeah, and then
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  Speaker 1: and then they go like a few of your old photos,
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  Speaker 1: and that's when you send the message of like hey,
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  Speaker 1: because you know you're going to get a reply. You
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  Speaker 1: know they want some I never did it, but apparently
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  Speaker 1: it worked. Oh yeah it does. I think if the
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  Speaker 1: other person's interested, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Quite often
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  Speaker 1: you'll like But to be fair, I remember times of
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  Speaker 1: someone following me and going and liking some old photos
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, I didn't read between the lines.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't read between the lines at all. Well, they
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  Speaker 1: look at my old pictures like what a create. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, that was definitely accidental. Hah. How embarrassing the
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  Speaker 1: fear when you give someone your phone to look at something.
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  Speaker 1: That's the fear you get. I ill the same. I
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  Speaker 1: still say to people, don't like something, Yeah, I accidentally
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  Speaker 1: I was watching a Snapchat story the other day. You
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  Speaker 1: liked it. No, Snapchat gets your somehow, they like I
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  Speaker 1: never watch them, Like, I'm not familiar with the dynamic
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  Speaker 1: of Snapchat. Like I'll reply to a group chat or
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  Speaker 1: read a group chat message, but I'm not familiar with
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  Speaker 1: all the stories and stuff. So I just went on
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  Speaker 1: and I was watching one, and they make it so
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  Speaker 1: easy to accidentally slip up and reply did you do that?
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  Speaker 1: And I replied to someone's story and I instantly was like,
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  Speaker 1: I just had to eat this up. I have to
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  Speaker 1: own this. And I was just like, honestly, so sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mean that. Don't worry about it. But again, obviously, yes,
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  Speaker 1: obviously it looks like I'm trying to slide into the DMS,
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  Speaker 1: but I wasn't. You want to know what I did?
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  Speaker 1: I what was the message that you typed? It was
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  Speaker 1: like a reaction, And what I did I did was
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  Speaker 1: this is fucked. What I did was they replied, ah,
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  Speaker 1: I think I I think they said, how are you fuck?
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  Speaker 1: They probably thought it was a ship attempted like sliding in,
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  Speaker 1: and so I opened it and didn't reply. They sent
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  Speaker 1: enough message saying okay, and so unadded them. Who was
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  Speaker 1: the girl? I believe it. I'll tell you after. Poor
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  Speaker 1: girl probably thought, oh, Jake Craig, I've got a shot down.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like when you're younger, you add people that
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  Speaker 1: you never talked to you again, it was like one
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  Speaker 1: of them, Yeah, So I just I just don't added her.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, look, I don't give a fuck. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: so mean, but's so true.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes on Instagram, like you're trying to swipe off the
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  Speaker 3: app or something, and then it goes through like the
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  Speaker 3: reactions thing, and you're like, oh you.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking fire reacted bikini pick, like what woa? And then
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  Speaker 1: you go back on please that wasn't But then she
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  Speaker 1: sends it. The girl sends a screenshot to your girlfriend.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, I swear I was trying to go out
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  Speaker 4: of the apple, Like yeah, whatever, it is.
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  Speaker 1: Single now, it's the same thing that swipe up. This
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  Speaker 1: story is the same as getting out because there's no
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  Speaker 1: home button on iPhone. Instagram doesn't want relationships to thrive,
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  Speaker 1: but they want your phone to. They don't want you
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  Speaker 1: to get you out of app that Instagram wants you
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  Speaker 1: single so you can be liking people's photos. That's what
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  Speaker 1: they want. That is it. We got the whole mindset going.
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  Speaker 1: Is it me or you? Oh? Fuck knows ah, I
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  Speaker 1: think it's you. Things guys are delusional about that. The
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  Speaker 1: volume on my phone is up so high because I
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  Speaker 1: can't hear it. I just like it loud. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hear you. I just like it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to hear you. Things meant are delusional
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  Speaker 3: about quote. I can change her. Yeah, it goes both ways.
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  Speaker 1: We tried to. We tried to dory. We do try
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  Speaker 1: and get away of that. I'm sorry, I'm out. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you're I can quick fire some things. Men are delusional
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  Speaker 1: about our heighth that's just a friend, that she's just
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  Speaker 1: a friend. Yeah. Fuck. They're following random girls on Instagram
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  Speaker 1: means nothing. Hey, that is I would like to do
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  Speaker 1: big p s A. That is actually a delusion of guys.
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  Speaker 1: I think it is is that. Oh, I just like
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  Speaker 1: I follow It doesn't mean anything like I was following
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  Speaker 1: her before I met you. Delusional delusional unfollower. Do you
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  Speaker 1: even know ja saw in the street? Would you go
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  Speaker 1: say Hi to work. Probably no, you fucking wouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: That should be the way you go about things. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: if you're not going to say hi, I don't follow
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  Speaker 3: them exactly any people want to follow. Maybe I should
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  Speaker 3: start doing something that's a good idea on my level.
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  Speaker 1: Mate, Yeah, you're a good influence sometimes. Last one, things
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  Speaker 1: men are delusional about apparently not you, but how good
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  Speaker 1: we are in bed. I'm pretty happy to admit that
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  Speaker 1: I got work to do. We all but we all
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  Speaker 1: know that guys like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone knows that.
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  Speaker 1: Guy that's like talks about doing like all this stuff,
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I wouldn't even dream about attempting that.
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  Speaker 1: You're full of ship. It's like j from the in
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  Speaker 1: between us. Yeah, you're full of it. There's no one
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  Speaker 1: app here, one girl over there, no guys ever going
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  Speaker 1: to have a threesome in last right, Seriously, if anybody's
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  Speaker 1: talking about threesomes and he's like, yeah, I do it, three,
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  Speaker 1: shut up. Yeah, fucking get real. We don't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 1: But take away from that is we're quite delusional. We
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  Speaker 1: could yeah yeah, just end it there, fucking ended there.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck it. Enjoy the rest of the episode. Okay, guys,
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  Speaker 1: we've got another confession this week. We kind of got two.
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  Speaker 1: We got one sent to us via Instagram just as
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  Speaker 1: a message. But I'm going to read out PSA, this
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  Speaker 1: isn't how we do it. This is not how we
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  Speaker 1: do it. But we also do have a caller coming up.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to send in a confession, go to
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  Speaker 1: our Instagram and link in the bio, scroll down, put
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  Speaker 1: it in there, we'll read it. We'll contact you see
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  Speaker 1: if you want to come on anonymously or good. This
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  Speaker 1: one falls under when you've gotta go, you gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: Done a few of these lately. This guy said the dude.
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  Speaker 1: This guy said, hey, guys, big fan of the pod
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  Speaker 1: and only started listening a few weeks ago, but listen to
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  Speaker 1: many previous episodes. I have a story about if you've
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  Speaker 1: got to go, you gotta go. I was at work
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  Speaker 1: and busting to do a number two. I was working
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  Speaker 1: alone and there was no toilet on site. Grabbed a shovel,
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  Speaker 1: dug a hole, popped a squat, and covered it up.
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  Speaker 1: What I liked about this guy is he goes efficiency
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  Speaker 1: on poop on butt cheek twenty six percent, really poop
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  Speaker 1: on under his seventy two percent. Ro didn't know how
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  Speaker 1: to squad promptly, and I was like, yeah, it's not
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  Speaker 1: that hard to squad, to be fair, Like he may
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  Speaker 1: have been. He may have been like in a rush,
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  Speaker 1: nail bag on who knows what was going on, could
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  Speaker 1: have been cold, could have been in a weird position,
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  Speaker 1: trying to get no street view of him, imagining what
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  Speaker 1: to call.
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  Speaker 3: Like a site manager, you go walk on site, see
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  Speaker 3: how your employee's doing, like.
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  Speaker 1: Popping a squad, taking a shit or filling his shit
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  Speaker 1: hole in. Man, it's just I've worked at plenty of
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  Speaker 1: places where he's residential carpentry. I've worked at plenty of
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  Speaker 1: places and you have to use the person's toilet and
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  Speaker 1: I just always have to shit, And so I was
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  Speaker 1: always taking a shit in the toilet. And it's just
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  Speaker 1: the weirdest thing of it because it's they know, but
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna say anything, and like they can't stop
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  Speaker 1: it from doing it because we're also you're going to
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  Speaker 1: do it and you hate doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I remember core memory. When my house is
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  Speaker 3: getting renovated, one of our builders was like a like
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  Speaker 3: semi bodybuilder, like massive muscles gym guy. Yeah, you say,
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  Speaker 3: ate a kilo of meat at lunch of mince meat.
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  Speaker 3: Because when I was doing leaning up, he was a
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  Speaker 3: big guy, had to be like maybe one twenty kilos.
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  Speaker 1: Good blow, good blow. It was a good bloke. And
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  Speaker 1: I always, I don't know, I always remember you'd gone
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  Speaker 1: to toilet like even like five minutes after him and
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  Speaker 1: fucking gone. I was just like, oh yeah, but it
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  Speaker 1: happened for like fucking six months a year when my
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  Speaker 1: house is that built. Fuck, my girlfriend likes to play
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  Speaker 1: jokes and if I'm in there taking a shit and
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  Speaker 1: she knows I'm taking a shit, she'll walk down and
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  Speaker 1: her her bathroom's in her room, and she'll pretend she's
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  Speaker 1: doing something. She goes, oh, I could smell through the
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  Speaker 1: cracks of the door, and I'm like, fuck off, get
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  Speaker 1: out of here, leave me in peace. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: try and do some business in here, serious business. I'm
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: on my phone too in it. It is business, serious business places.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good place to just be in your own thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: It is you're releasing some demons while you're doing some
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  Speaker 1: business on the phone. Exactly, especially especially for us. Good times.
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  Speaker 3: But the next confession session is date went wrong callers
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  Speaker 3: calling in Please enjoy, Hello and welcome to Confession Sessions.
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: Who are both good? Thank you?
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  Speaker 3: First things first, even though you already said your name,
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  Speaker 3: I can bleep it out. Would you like to be
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  Speaker 3: anonymous or you don't mind?
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  Speaker 2: I think I will be anonymous. You're gonna have to
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  Speaker 2: look it out.
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  Speaker 1: Have you got a name you'd always wanted to be
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  Speaker 1: called or do you want us to choose one for you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you can choose one for me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say Ashley, Ashley Ashley. We've done that
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  Speaker 1: more than once. Yeah, well, actually it is. If you've
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  Speaker 1: got a story, take it from the top. Don't leave
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  Speaker 1: out any details. We'd love to for this one, it's
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  Speaker 1: date gone wrong. Date gone wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so it's just that with awesome context. This was
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  Speaker 2: my first date in years, and I was so incredibly nervous,
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  Speaker 2: and he was picking me up, and so I was
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  Speaker 2: sitting there before him, thinking, oh my god, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to get into car like I was so so scared.
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  Speaker 2: But I did, and we decided that we were going
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  Speaker 2: to go bowling, and so he drove and it was
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  Speaker 2: perfect all the way there. We were chatting nice and
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  Speaker 2: fun and all of a sudden, he says to me,
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  Speaker 2: look at this blister on my hands, and I'm like, oh, okay, sure,
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: I look at it. This thing is huge, like it
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: is our fires. That's his whole finger. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's so cool. Anyway, fast forward, we get to bowling.
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  Speaker 2: It's super fun. I really like him. We have a
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  Speaker 2: really really awesome time. And he's driving me home now.
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  Speaker 2: Like I said, I'm sitting in the passenger seat. He's driving.
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  Speaker 2: I'm minding my own business, looking out the window, chatting
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  Speaker 2: to him, and all of a sudden, I feel something
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  Speaker 2: wet hit my face, my shoulder, is my neck, everywhere,
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  Speaker 2: and I am just I'm in a complete set of shock.
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  Speaker 2: At the same time, I turn and look at him.
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  Speaker 2: He yells, I'm like, what is happening? He's popped this
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  Speaker 2: list and it has gone everywhere, Like I'm talking, all
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  Speaker 2: over him, all over the car, all over me. There
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  Speaker 2: is pass everywhere. That my first time meeting him, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, what do I What do
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  Speaker 2: I say? Because I do not take other people's bodily
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  Speaker 2: fluids very well at all? And I was little sharks. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't say I think, oh, did you as if
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  Speaker 2: he didn't just hit me with it?
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  Speaker 1: You didn't say that.
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  Speaker 2: I just pretended like it didn't happen, and he pretended
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  Speaker 2: like it couldn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: That's insane. You guys pretend was it awkward because he
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  Speaker 1: knew it was? It was it was. Did he get
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  Speaker 1: a second date?
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  Speaker 2: He did get well past few months later, we are
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  Speaker 2: now in a relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Why, Yeah, this is a make cute.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's what I thought. It was kind of both.
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  Speaker 1: Have you been together?
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  Speaker 2: We've been together officially for like two weeks, but it's
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  Speaker 2: been like two three months since we met.
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  Speaker 1: So this actually wasn't that long ago.
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  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. It has been really recent.
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  Speaker 1: How's his blister here?
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  Speaker 2: It looks pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Now. What did he have to say for himself? I
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  Speaker 1: assume you've talked about it now.
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  Speaker 2: No, we haven't, fim anonymous.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't spoken about No.
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  Speaker 2: I think maybe one day I'll show him this and
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, look, this is what happened. I know
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: you know what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously he's gone home to his friends, like you guess
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  Speaker 1: what happened. I got away over it, Like, please, Ashley,
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  Speaker 1: please please please get him on and let's call him
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  Speaker 1: out on the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I show it. I should that's such a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my, oh what is he? What did he what?
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  Speaker 1: Does he dig holes or something at work? Like? Does
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  Speaker 1: that why he had a blister? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Like he used his handle, so it makes sense you
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  Speaker 2: had ones that. Yeah, I didn't expect it to pop
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  Speaker 2: all over me.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're a better person, both Jake and I can
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  Speaker 1: say that. You are definitely a better person than than myself.
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  Speaker 1: I think that would ruin me. That would have like
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  Speaker 1: I would have been speaks to be fair, but I
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  Speaker 1: would have said something. I would have been like, what
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: the fuck is that? Yeah, you would have said something
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: like yeah, you are good on you. Yeah. I hope
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: that this relationship works out, and I hope I hope
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: you guys don't bring it up until your vows.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: I feel that's such a good idea.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Remember our first day and he's just gonna be like
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: fun Did you tell your friends or you haven't told
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: a soul?
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: No, I haven't. I told them.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: What did they say?
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Did they say that they thought it was so funny?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: God, well, but no, I think it's a great way
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: to start the relationship as soon as it happened, I
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, this is going to be a good relationship.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Definitely a way to start. But no, that's good and
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: glad he's a nice guy. Yeah, thanks for coming on, Ashley.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: We appreciate that.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Thank you for having me.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Have a good day. Dude, what fuck that is? The
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: unspoken thing is like, here's kay I could understand maybe,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: like let's say first date, you're driving home, you're driving
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: cheese over there, and you just accidentally slip out of
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: silent fart and it stinks, but you just ignore it
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: and she ignores it.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: And look, it's like it's okay to ignore that type
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: of thing because yeah, but popping a blister and it
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: just going everywhere and he literally reacted like, ah, I
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: didn't like that hurts so bad, Like that's fucking crazy.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: My immediate thought was maybe it's like that. Do you
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: know how girls like popping pimples? Like was it that
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: kind of concept? She said it like covered his whole finger. Disgusted.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: First date was someone I haven't even kiss him yet.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I'm going there bodily pussy blistered all over me and
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: it when in her hair, she said, all of her face,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: her hair close bro what girl and she's dating her now.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: They have been together for two weeks officially. I suppose
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: it like it takes away, like you know, you meant
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: to be on your best behavior all the time when
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: you're with a girl and you don't really like show
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: them like your true side, like farting or he pimples,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: like this guy's just like I don't care, I'm gonna
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: pop a blister on her. Oh we should We should
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: have asked if he's farted in front. We should have
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: asked that down to me. She hasn't brought it up,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: like remember that day, like I know that was. They're
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: together now and they haven't brought it up. That's something
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: that you definitely bring up. That's so funny. Imagine if
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: they're driving in the car, got another date, and she goes,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put this potty on and it's us
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: talking to her. That's a game plan. She definitely should
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: do that. Be like I just this is like my
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: firond podcast. I just want to think. And then he's
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: going to be like that sounds a lot like you,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: and she's gonna be like, yeah, no, I don't know
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: you're talking about. She just tells the exact story. Whatever
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: your name is, dude, if you're listening to this, she knows,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: we all know. We all know. Maybe that's a takeaway
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: when we do something embarrassing when we're a girl, or
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: anything bad and we think, oh, we got away with it.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: We definitely did. Know there's no way everything all right?
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Jake up next to a deep segment. We haven't done
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: deep on Spotify in a while. No, we do want
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: page on quite often if you want to go. But
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: today I wanted to ask yourself, how do you perceive
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: your own identity and how's it changed over time?
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Do you think have I perceived my own identity? Yeah? Fuck,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: that's a loaded question. Ah.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I took it as like it's sort of like your purpose,
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: I guess in a way as in life. Would you say,
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: as well as people perceive you as your purpose? No,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: like your identity is your purpose. But we don't have
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: an identity, like I don't know what I identify like as.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a good point, Yeah, what's my actual identity?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Like I am a podcaster? Yeah, I am a part
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: of a family. I'm my my literal identity though, would
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: be like, how does anyone even know that? Like you
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: can't just say your identity is like your LinkedIn profile,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: which I don't even have, but like I feel like
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: a lot of people on their LinkedIn and be like
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: I do this this, that entrepreneur blah blah blah.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well I saw this question and I was like,
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: I actually like it sounds like a simple question, like
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: what's my identity?
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: How do I perceive myself? And I'm like, fuck, I
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, Like I'm not just Jake Craig yare, like,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I'm Audi Clark, but like who is OLDI Clark? Like
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: what does that mean? Like, I don't know if I
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: even think of it as that deep of a question though,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Like I feel like you could, you could take it
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: as as stoic as you want or as realistic as
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: you could in a way where you think I need
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: to have some sort of extravagant answer of a guy
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: that does this X y Z blah blah blah. But
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I think that there's a beauty in even just going
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: through life, and lately I kind of just I want
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: to do stuff for me. I want to just being. Yeah,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I think there's nothing wrong with just being and being.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I don't feel lonely. I love being alone. I like
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: being lonely, like staying out of the way. I like
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: to do the podcast, create content and then post it
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: and stay out of the fucking public eye. I like
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: to just do all those things. And I don't feel
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I feel like currently I'm just kind of doing everything
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: that I want to be doing. I agree to extend. Well,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: what's something that like, maybe it's easier. We're very nitty
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: picky on ourself. What's something like you still trying to
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: understand about yourself? What am I still trying to understand?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Let me get first, because I have an answer. Yeah,
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: mine's feeling unhappy. I don't think like and having that emotion,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: if that makes sense. Yeah, Like I don't understand like
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: because everyone has bad days, right, Yeah, And like some
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: days I'll be sad and unhappy, but I feel like
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I shouldn't be, and I don't understand why I'm unhappy
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: or sad.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: My body's like telling me now, and I'm still trying
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: to understand, Like it's okay to be unhappy and feel
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: sad for a day. Yeah, if that makes that make sense.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: It's so easy to say that too, but when you're
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: experiencing it, you're just like after a minute of I reckon,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: one minute of sadness, you're just like, I'm sick of this. Yeah,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how long it is. One minute of
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: it is like, I'm sick of this. And then I've
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: been definitely getting anxious lately, and I do think that
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: that is partially to do with comparing myself to people,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: to do with just I guess now working for ourselves,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: and definitely a little bit more yeah, bit of anxiety
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: with all that, but it's I saw a good thing
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: the other day. In anxiety, is your body telling you
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: that you don't understand the situation. And then a lot
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: of the time will get latched onto something simple that
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: eases that anxiety. And for me, I would admit that
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: it's kind of quickly just scrolling TikTok because you're busy
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: for that minute, You're busy for that ten minutes. That's
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: very true for young people. Waste half an hour, no problem,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: and you can do it at night. You're just like
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: kind of rotting in bed, rotting in your brain. And
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I know it's not good for me, yet I still
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: do it. And I have times where I try not
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: to do it, and then I always go back to it,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: so I'm yet to have an answer for that. It
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: makes it feel better, it does. It just gives you this.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: It's it's serotonin. The scrolling is the serotonin, and it's
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: and I don't know. I don't know if it's that
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I don't want to give it up, or I don't know,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: how do I don't know what it is something to do,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: like if you think about it, the thought of sitting
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: there in silence, just waiting for something to export. Or
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: sometimes I'm brushing my teeth and I'm watching TikTok that's bad,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: and I put it down, and I get a little
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: bit of anxiety because I'm upset with myself for watching
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: TikTok while and brushing my teeth. But now'm brushing my
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: teeth and there's no much TikTok on and I'm fucking
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: anxious because there's nothing to occupy my mind and I
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: have I'm very forgetful at the moment, because I fucking
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: pretty sure it's because I have this instant bit of
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: gratification anytime I go on my phone and I will
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: forget the most craziest things, like the other day, I
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: needed to call power company to fix something without power,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: and you were at the house and I had an
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: alarm set to remind me because I wouldn't remember. And
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: the alarm went off and you were five minutes out
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: the door, and I was like, he's leaving in five minutes.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I just won't even snooze it. So it reminds me again.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna turn it off because when odd he leaves,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I'll call them. Then you left, I forgot to do
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: it to you want to ask me the night and
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I was like fuck, And I told her what happened
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: and she was like, whoh yeah, And I was like,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know why. And I just had this whole
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: conversation with her. I was like, I must just be
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: rotting my fucking brain. It definitely is. And it's funny that.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: So we're like, you're trying to understand why you're anxious
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: and TikTok's an easy outlet, and I'm trying to understand,
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: like it's okay to be unhappy and why I'm feeling
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: these emotions and like I feel guilty being unhappy. I
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: should always be happy. And then I'm coming back to
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: the question of like what's our identity? Do you reckon
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: our identity, Like it's just figuring out ourselves. Does that
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: make sense? Like we're My identity on this earth is
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Autie Clark, and I have to figure out this body
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: I've been given, Yeah, and figured out all these questions
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: my brain has for me, And instead of finding these
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: easy outlets, is actually figure out why I'm feeling this way,
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: why you're feeling anxious, why I'm feeling unhappy.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I feel like we're not given the tools for that. Oh,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: you don't reckon. I don't think. I don't feel like
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I've been given the tools through school or through anything
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: to actually understand any feeling I'm feeling, because I don't
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: think any adult because like our day and age is
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: the is the day and age of people trying to
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: figure that out. Our parents they don't know how to
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: do that either because they never figured that out because
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: it was even more frowned upon or less you know,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: just lesser done than when they were our age. So
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't I think anybody's ever been given the tools
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: of how to actually understand emotions, unless I don't know,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: maybe you're a psychiatrist something like that, and we just
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: try our best, we really do, or we hide behind
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: a screen. Yeah, and then we wait for it to
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: get so bad that we I don't know, cave and
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: explode into a period of something and then you fucking
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: end up on meds or something. I don't know what's
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: how you get depression, I think, And it's realizing that
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: probably a lot of things that we do unhealthy because
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I'm guilty of that TikTok thing too. Like I'll be
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: watching a movie and then I'll be like, fuck, I
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: was stroll on TikTok. Yeah, it's like one minute of
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: the movie gets boring. I think movies have slow parts,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: and then you're on TikTok because you need to fill
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: in this boring part of time. I don't think.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: I think it's a lot of self discipline, Like I
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: need to start implementing it, like implemented in other ways
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: in my life, like the gym and training, but don't
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: implement it on my brain.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, one hundred percent. I think I'm the same.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I think I think we have discipline, but then lack
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: discipline in some really important areas that just we haven't
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: given any attention. Yeah, but it's so.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Overwhelming, like it's like everything that a human body has
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: to go through emotions health wise, and then it's just
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: this TikTok. Who would have thought that scrolling on phone
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: would have been so toxic for me?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Facts? And it is, But I don't know.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: It was just it was a funny little question I saw,
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: like because I looked at the question, I was like,
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: what is my identity? I didn't know the answer? Yeah,
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: I was like, it was one wondering if everyone listening
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: is like, what's your identity?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Because we don't want to give anyone a panic attack,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: But I mean, if anyone, if you, yeah, if you
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: even were to think about it for a while, if
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: anyone has a good answer, like I don't think I
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: think the answer of just you know, I'm Oddie Clark
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: or I'm Jake Craig just getting through life, it's a
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: bad egg. I feel like this doesn't need an answer.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I don't want to stress anyone out, But if anyone
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: has anything interesting, I hit us up. They're very interesting.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: All right, that's it for today, everybody. Thank you very
• 27:54
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• 28:15
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