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It's 5:20 Somewhere - Bhenged Comes on It's 5:20 Somewhere 😳😅 · Club 520 Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Welcome back to It Is 520 Somewhere. I am your girl, Barbie.
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: And I got my favorite, my favorite, my favorite superheroes
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: in the world with me. Because there's not that many
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: girl superheroes, is it?
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: No. No, yes.
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: Superwoman.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: Catwoman. Wonder Woman.
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: Wonder Woman.
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: Mystique.
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, wait.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: Is she a superhero? She's kind of good. She's kind
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: of like both. But she's more good than bad.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know that many.
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: You know many super women? What's the red?
• 0:32
  Speaker 3: Girlfriend.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: Girlfriend. Y'all know all of them.
• 0:35
  Speaker 4: This ain't my lane.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn. Storm. No, wait.
• 0:38
  Speaker 4: I'm talking about Jane.
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: No, what's Scarlett Johansson? Black Widow. Love her.
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: Black Widow.
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 0:44
  Speaker 4: I know Cherokee, Buffy the Body.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, goodness gracious. Invisible Woman.
• 0:51
  Speaker 4: 2004 Pinky.
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  Speaker 2: How could we forget Storm, y'all? Storm is fire.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: And Gamora. Y'all know who I really.
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: There she go.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: Y'all know who I wanted to be?
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: Sailor Moon.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: Love Sailor Moon. I love Sailor Moon.
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  Speaker 4: Did you ever watch the show? I had a real childhood.
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So you didn't watch cartoons at all?
• 1:10
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't know what we were watching. What were you watching?
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  Speaker 2: Jeopardy and shit? Judge Judy?
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  Speaker 4: No, I grew up watching like Lowdown Dirty Shame, House Party.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that too.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't believe in like fictional shit. Like Ninja Turtles
• 1:21
  Speaker 4: was my shit because I could see the, they was like,
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  Speaker 4: it was a real movie about them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I thought them niggas was real. Like Power Rangers
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  Speaker 4: and shit, they was real people.
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  Speaker 2: Love Power Rangers.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so you didn't like the animated stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all can put y'all apples, drop y'all apples.
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  Speaker 4: But I was really just watching movies and shit. I
• 1:36
  Speaker 4: was like Martin and Fresh Parents.
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  Speaker 1: So you really didn't watch cartoons?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never been childish.
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  Speaker 2: The Simpsons? Never been childish.
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  Speaker 4: I've never been childish.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 4: There's nothing wrong with it though, shit. I'm proud of y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Like my kids watch cartoons. I don't tell them I
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  Speaker 4: had a childhood.
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  Speaker 2: I think that that's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I used to, but I did used to like Flintstone,
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  Speaker 5: the real Flintstone, Liar Liar, Dumber and Dumber.
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  Speaker 4: But what did you, my thing is like, what did
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: you get out of watching like Looney Tunes in the morning?
• 2:04
  Speaker 4: Like was it something just to do?
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't really watching Looney Tunes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't big on Looney Tunes. Tom and Jerry
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  Speaker 2: was pretty lit though.
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry was lit.
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  Speaker 4: I fucked with a couple Disney movies though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Beauty and the Beast. Fire. Aladdin was my nigga.
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  Speaker 3: Fire.
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  Speaker 4: You feel me? I know a couple. That's about it though.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: That's about four hours to go. Hercules.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't never watched that.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 4: What? I seen that nigga though.
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  Speaker 1: They're overly tapped in.
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: Mulan?
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  Speaker 4: Moana?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't watch Mulan?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: I know Moana because of my daughters.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Hercules. We talked about this before. Hercules or Prince of Egypt.
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  Speaker 4: You don't fuck with what he just said. What is
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  Speaker 4: Prince of Egypt?
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  Speaker 1: Who's the Prince of Egypt?
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  Speaker 2: That's what I said.
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  Speaker 4: They deep in it. Like in the Bible?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It was a movie. Yeah, but there's a movie.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't talking about it.
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  Speaker 2: Whitney and Mariah sang this song. Yeah, he parted the sea.
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  Speaker 4: He parted the sea in a movie? Can't be me
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  Speaker 4: and your co.
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  Speaker 2: At the end? You got to watch this movie. You're
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  Speaker 2: going to love it.
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  Speaker 4: Prince of Egypt.
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  Speaker 2: Was that in Egypt? Yes, they were in Egypt.
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  Speaker 5: That's where all the Bible was in Egypt, wasn't it?
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't a Disney movie, though. So they say ancient
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  Speaker 2: Egypt was really.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't read about Prince of Egypt in the New Testament.
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  Speaker 1: Look, that's Prince of Egypt.
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  Speaker 2: You've never seen that.
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  Speaker 4: That don't look like Moses.
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  Speaker 1: That don't look like Moses.
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  Speaker 2: It was him before.
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  Speaker 4: Is that him and Pocahontas? I've seen that.
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  Speaker 1: You've seen Pocahontas? That's not Pocahontas, though.
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  Speaker 4: What was her name?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't watch this.
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  Speaker 4: I tapped in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's her name?
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  Speaker 2: Moses' wife. Moses' wife. Mother Mary. His old lady.
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  Speaker 1: His old lady.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Look at these black people. Yeah, the Bible.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Zip Aurora.
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  Speaker 4: Was Mary and Joseph in this?
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  Speaker 1: Sephora.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were.
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  Speaker 1: Her name was Sephora, y'all?
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  Speaker 2: Y'all remember that?
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  Speaker 4: Sephora. Ain't that where y'all like makeup and shit?
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  Speaker 2: Makeup and stuff, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Respect. Now, that's dope you had a childhood, though. I
• 3:49
  Speaker 4: appreciate that, y'all. I ain't as dark as I thought
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  Speaker 4: y'all were.
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  Speaker 1: I did like Players Club, though. That was my shit
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  Speaker 1: when I was younger.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I watched shit like that. Yeah. I didn't really
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  Speaker 4: have time. Like, I just didn't get nothing out of
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  Speaker 4: the fake shit.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like what you have in older parents, it
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  Speaker 5: seemed like they would have been a little bit more
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  Speaker 5: strict on you to not watch, you know, the stuff that.
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  Speaker 1: You were watching.
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  Speaker 4: Still, my older brothers and sisters were still around me, though.
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  Speaker 1: That's what was like babysitting you and stuff?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so my brother wasn't watching no cartoons.
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  Speaker 1: How was your mama when she had you?
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  Speaker 6: Whew.
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  Speaker 4: Boy, she an old motherfucker. If my mama 80, I'm 38,
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  Speaker 4: you do the math. Oh, damn.
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: She was old. Yeah. But also, once you get down
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: to the baby, they stop caring as much. For real.
• 4:33
  Speaker 4: 42. You say what?
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  Speaker 2: Once you get down to the baby, are you the baby?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm the youngest out of 10.
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  Speaker 2: So, yikes. She had 10 kids up to 42?
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, her coochie on.
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  Speaker 4: The side of her leg for sure.
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: Damn. But, you know, I'm just like.
• 4:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom is the original Harvey's roast beef.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 2: No, he didn't.
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  Speaker 4: No, for real.
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  Speaker 2: But, no, we're the oldest. And I feel like once
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  Speaker 2: it got down to the younger ones, like, my daddy
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  Speaker 2: didn't care as much no more. He wasn't as.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You feel like it was like that for you?
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  Speaker 4: Nah, I mean, shit, it was always cool for me.
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  Speaker 4: I was full my whole life, though.
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  Speaker 1: So, I didn't... At 42, she was older.
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  Speaker 2: Some.
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  Speaker 1: It's grandmothers that are 42 now.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I wish I would have started young. Like, my mom
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  Speaker 4: started at, like, 17, 16. I wish I would have
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  Speaker 4: started young.
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  Speaker 2: That's quite a run.
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  Speaker 1: That's quite a fucking run.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, 16 to 42.
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  Speaker 5: But that shows you how healthy she is, too, because
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  Speaker 5: they say after, like, 35, her kids are, like, more
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  Speaker 5: prone to getting, like, Down syndrome and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: I probably got a dab. They was bullshitting having me.
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  Speaker 2: I probably got a dab. It's crazy.
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: Try it.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: Let's get into Fit Check.
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  Speaker 1: Fit Check, get your way.
• 5:40
  Speaker 5: Because YouTube has been mad at us. YouTube has been
• 5:43
  Speaker 5: mad at us. Here is y'all beloved Fit Check.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all got to be reminding us. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: Blossom.
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  Speaker 2: Blossom. Blossom.
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  Speaker 4: Blossom.
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  Speaker 2: Blossom. I'm Bubbles.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, who you?
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  Speaker 2: Buttercup.
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  Speaker 1: Blossom.
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  Speaker 2: Butter. Let me find a sound.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all got stripper names. That ain't no stripper. Am I
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  Speaker 4: a stripper?
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  Speaker 2: Because you got on heels. Oh, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 4: And they tall as hell.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Why is the outfit.
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  Speaker 2: Making noise, y'all?
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: Because it's latex.
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  Speaker 4: Shout out to Fashion Nova.
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Fashion Nova.
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  Speaker 2: Send us a picture.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see where they got it from. That's a full
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  Speaker 4: trash bag.
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  Speaker 6: I was sure wondering how y'all got in y'all's shoes.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: He was trying to make some kids for himself.
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  Speaker 2: And that's us. You see him? Oh, whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Got you.
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  Speaker 1: We just, we just X, X. Okay, okay, okay. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just trying to tell them the history. We just got
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  Speaker 1: a little X, X in us.
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  Speaker 2: I got to get in character. I got to be all.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all probably need a new couch. It's taking y'all a
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  Speaker 4: while to get up off this motherfucker.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 7:04
  Speaker 4: What's up?
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: All right. I think my life. I want the thick one.
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: What, Milk?
• 7:16
  Speaker 4: Why you.
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  Speaker 6: Your ass up.
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  Speaker 3: Because.
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: Here you go.
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  Speaker 2: Look at these little bitty panty things. Yeah, y'all supposed
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  Speaker 2: to put on some church tights.
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  Speaker 4: These are not one.
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  Speaker 2: Size fits all. Church tights?
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  Speaker 1: I need some tights.
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  Speaker 4: You're supposed to go all the way up.
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  Speaker 1: These don't... Listen.
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  Speaker 4: What y'all cool with all of y'all?
• 7:31
  Speaker 5: But, you know, they said women be turning everything into
• 7:35
  Speaker 5: a slutty costume. They was like, them three blind mice
• 7:37
  Speaker 5: did not have on thongs.
• 7:40
  Speaker 4: Why are Halloween outfits so freaky now?
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: Because Halloween is the one day of the year when
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: a girl can dress like a total slut and no
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  Speaker 2: one can say anything about it.
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: Mean girls, you never watched it either.
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  Speaker 4: That's I mean that You made.
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  Speaker 2: That up No It's off a movie It's an actual
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: quote By a philosopher.
• 8:01
  Speaker 4: I think it's a I think it's a quote But
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying I think that's a made up thing Like
• 8:06
  Speaker 4: If you gonna be a police officer Be a cop With.
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  Speaker 2: A thong up your ass A girl never.
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  Speaker 4: A girl never pulled up On me in a skirt
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  Speaker 4: And pulled.
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  Speaker 1: Me over In a skirt Mrs.
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  Speaker 2: Off But so Real quick Y'all ever been a police
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  Speaker 2: For Halloween.
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  Speaker 4: Nah It's enough police In my family.
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  Speaker 2: What's One Or what's some Halloween costumes You would never.
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  Speaker 1: Be The police.
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  Speaker 2: I would never be a clown or a maid or
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: the police either.
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  Speaker 1: I would be a sexy maid.
• 8:35
  Speaker 4: Why won't y'all be clowns though?
• 8:36
  Speaker 5: Because I do that 365 days a motherfucking year.
• 8:40
  Speaker 4: What about like the nurse? Is that played out now?
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  Speaker 1: Sexy nurse?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Should everybody really nurse?
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: Would you be a nurse?
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  Speaker 4: For what?
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  Speaker 2: For Halloween.
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  Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't be no nurse.
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  Speaker 1: This man came and he was a BBL nurse.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Dean did that.
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  Speaker 2: Dean. Oh, Dean.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they be wildin'. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: He was a BBL patient. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, he had a fake ass?
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: He had a fake butt on him in a hospital gown.
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: It was pretty funny. Oh, that Dean. Dean, the streamer.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like he was asking for the nurse one
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  Speaker 4: also from what we had talked about before.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we did.
• 9:17
  Speaker 4: How do y'all feel about male nurses?
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  Speaker 2: I don't see nothing wrong with it.
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: Now, if my coochie itching, I.
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  Speaker 5: Don't want to talk to this nurse about it, a
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  Speaker 5: male nurse about it.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm saying, what about if a dude that was interested,
• 9:30
  Speaker 4: you wanted to be a male nurse, would you choose
• 9:31
  Speaker 4: a male nurse or a male receptionist?
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: A male nurse. Give me that nurse.
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: They make more money than receptionists. He's talking about because
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: male nurses have to clean up.
• 9:43
  Speaker 4: I didn't know. I didn't know nurses have to do,
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  Speaker 4: I thought CNAs did.
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: I thought so too, until she told us. Like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about as soon as you clock in, baby,
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: you wiping ass, dick, coochie. Nah, but I would have
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: thought that y'all graduate from that once y'all stopped being
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: a CNA.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. No, you don't.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: Where the fuck the CNAs be? They be, the CNA, like,
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: the CNA has 12 patients, like, 10 to 12 patients,
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: so they could be doing something else. And they will
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: help you. Sometimes they'll do it for you, but... A
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: lot of times you got to do that shit without
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: the CNA.
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  Speaker 1: I would have been so shitty. I went to school
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: for four years and came in. It was like, here,
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: your patient's in there. Go wipe his ass. I would
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: have been like, whoa, what the fuck? Where's the CNA?
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: All right, so I got a question because we've talked
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: with her with the guys about it. So say, you know,
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: one of y'all friends, say Malcolm, he's fucked up. He
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: come in the hospital. Both of his wrists is broke
• 10:36
  Speaker 4: or fucked up. Are y'all going to wipe Malcolm down,
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: give Malcolm a shower?
• 10:40
  Speaker 5: I told y'all, I wiped my nigga ass, and he
• 10:42
  Speaker 5: got on the internet and said, my mama and grandma
• 10:45
  Speaker 5: want to thank them so much for being here for me.
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  Speaker 2: He's just talking about, bro, you're an able-bodied person. He's
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: talking about, would you give a bad bath to a
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: man with his wrist broke?
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: No, he wasn't able-bodied. The man I'm talking about was
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: shot the fuck up. I had to hold the pen
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  Speaker 1: while he shit.
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: If you're shot, if you can't do it, obviously, I'ma
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: do it. But if you can do it yourself, I'm
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: not giving you a bed bath, bro.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like if you're a nurse, I'm coming to
• 11:14
  Speaker 4: your job for you to perform. That's like if you
• 11:16
  Speaker 4: do whatever you call it, people who give people massages,
• 11:19
  Speaker 4: give me a massage. Don't die and give me a
• 11:20
  Speaker 4: massage because I'm your nigga.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: He thinks you should do it even if he's a
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: patient in the hospital.
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  Speaker 4: If you're a patient, I'm like, I'm like, Trap, I'm
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  Speaker 4: fucked up. Can you please wash me down?
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: He said he's fucked up.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: Trap is saying that you're able to wipe yourself down.
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: Oh. Look, he ignoring you.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, so let's say your wrists aren't broken. You in
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: the hospital.
• 11:42
  Speaker 4: You said you didn't give a fuck, so okay.
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: You sick.
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm sick and I can barely move.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: You want the full experience.
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: No, you can't move.
• 11:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I pay good money for my insurance.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, so be hot.
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: Don't treat me like no Obamacare patient. And shout out
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: to everybody who got health aid and shit. No disrespect
• 11:58
  Speaker 4: to you, but I'm just saying. If I'm paying this
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: premium dollar, I want a full service.
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  Speaker 2: He thinks it's a motherfucking spot.
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: It's not a full service thing. If you don't need
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: me to wipe your ass, I'm not wiping your ass.
• 12:09
  Speaker 4: This is not the spot. That's like when women have babies.
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: Like the girls on Medicaid, she shouldn't get the same
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: treatment as somebody with Anthem or something.
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: It's getting paid.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: Welcome to America.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: It's getting paid.
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's not fair.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: On some real shit, that's not on some. So I
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: get like, for real, I get like assisted living.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: It's not fair.
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: Like if I live in an apartment and your rent
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: is $ 8, I ain't fucked up about it. I fuck
• 12:32
  Speaker 4: with that. You know what I mean? I'm going to
• 12:33
  Speaker 4: pay my rent because that's, you know, I go to
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: work every day. But on some, so far as me
• 12:37
  Speaker 4: being sick or having a child, all y'all got me
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: fucked up. Don't put me next to this.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: You want the premium VIP.
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: I need to be on the top floor because there's
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: no way with somebody who's getting free healthcare is getting
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: the same treatment.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: No, they're getting better treatment.
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: The food should be different for them.
• 12:52
  Speaker 6: Begin the food the care all that shit should be
• 12:57
  Speaker 6: different because you should have to earn your right to
• 13:00
  Speaker 6: get this type of treatment people who are paying top
• 13:03
  Speaker 6: dollar for insurance it's crazy bro.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: You paying for the insurance so it is.
• 13:07
  Speaker 4: Yes and i don't i feel like we should have
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: different nurses so yes if she is up on the
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: top floor don't treat me like the bottom floor patient
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: i didn't ask you to work over here today You
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: came up here to the VIP lounge.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: To the VIP lounge is crazy.
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: And wipe me down. If I'm having, so it's like
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: if I, me and my nigga get shot and my
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: nigga got Medicaid, no way I'm in the same room
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: with this nigga.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: That's why.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: Put a curtain back.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: You will be.
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: And that's crazy, bro. But, you know, we all respect.
• 13:35
  Speaker 5: If he ain't got no insurance, he gonna be in
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: the hallway while you in the room.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: You gonna get put where you get put. It depends
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: on the severity. I put patients where they go.
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: I think that's... Y'all feel like that's fair for real?
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's America, bro.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: It's America.
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: None of this shit is fair. Y'all one of them podcasts.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: I want to go so far as to say they
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: should get different meals or nothing, but.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: They should get the scraps. Oh, some real shit. Like,
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: you should not get the same meals as me.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: But no bed bath for Medicaid.
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: No, they have to treat everybody the same because then
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: it comes to, okay, here's your three patients. Oh, this
• 14:13
  Speaker 5: one has Medicaid, so I'm going to go check on
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: this one that has whatever his high insurance is.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: No, we don't even know what insurance the motherfucker got.
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: And they shouldn't because then that'll get to people being mistreated.
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: No, it won't. No, I feel that. I understand that.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: Fuck trapping them, Norm. When I enter this desk, you
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: motherfuckers know. However, treat me, treat the patient how they
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: want you.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: I had a pregnancy on Medicaid. I had a pregnancy
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: on my own shit. The pregnancy on Medicaid was lavish.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about That's unfortunate.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: How much did you have to pay?
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Girl I paid on that motherfucker for years I'm talking
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: about it was thousands of dollars Don't recommend Quit your
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: job before you have a kid I know a bitch
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: that had I know a bitch that had Medicaid Let
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: me tell you how to slow down bitches I know
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: a bitch that had Medicaid and told her nigga That
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: she had to pay for it so he was Giving
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: her so much money every month to pay down On this.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Or he gave her a lump sum I said you
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: bitches is low down dirty dogs That's bullshit.
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: And they always get a dumb nigga that be going
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: for it. I be like, first of all, she has
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: CCDF and you paying for child care. This bitch has
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: Medicaid and you paying for her baby.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: You need to see a bill. Niggas will pay that bill.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: You still get bills, though. Chat GPT.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Make a bill.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: Niggas don't do full research.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: They don't at all.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: And she like, he going to help with that motherfucking daycare?
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: And she know that bitch is really $ 400 a month
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: or $ 400 a week without that CCDF?
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: I know too many niggas that do that. And I
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: be like, y'all so dumb. And it just irritates me
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: because it'd be his ex. And like, she mad that
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: he moved on.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: So here he go. Got to cough up this much.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: I be like, you dumb. That bitch got CCDF.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: I got a friend that work there. Let me go
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: ahead and get that for you because I hate on
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: the bitch in a minute because move.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Get out my nigga pocket. Get out my nigga pocket.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: If it's my nigga pocket, so you're being low down
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: just to be getting that.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: That's her baby daddy.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: That's my nigga that's my nigga that's my nigga that's
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: bullshit that's bullshit he treats you good girl like don't
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: don't do all that extra shit that's what.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: They're saying if a nigga take.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Care of his kid she jealous yes you don't know
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: how that nigga treat her she taking yeah how the
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Christmas of Christmas' birthday he shows his.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: Ass he shows his ass this ain't my current nigga
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: or nothing this is some old some old shit but yeah.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: I'll treat you from a real place no from a.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Real place yes hello yes that's bullshit women are low
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: down talk about.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: It No, I don't think y'all low down. Y'all just
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: got y'all ways.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Bitch gotta get it where they can, though. I ain't
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: gonna lie. We got the kids full time.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Mind you, I don't do.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Shit like that. I'm totally the coolest, but when it
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: comes to finances with my baby daddy, but bro, I
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: don't hate on no bitch. Get it how you live
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: with chores.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that for you. Long as he ain't mine.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Long as he ain't my nigga.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: I feel that part yeah I feel like.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: The worst niggas end up with the the worst niggas
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: end up with the.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Players girls the worst girls end up with the players
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: coolest niggas it's never like we can never I.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: Feel you I wouldn't want my man getting extorted y'all
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: think that's the like the split.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: That's what I see all the time all the good
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: girls get the shit bomb niggas right all the good
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: niggas get the fucked up women.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah pretty much and baby mama baby daddy dynamics yes See,
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know nothing about the baby daddy. But I'm
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: the one getting extorted in my baby daddy ship, so.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Words from the.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Block, Kiki.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Words from the block.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I've seen this. Dan, I've got a joke.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Y'all just going to skip my joke? No, no, no.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: I just feel like that was a perfect transition today.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Let me cook.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Let me cook. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: All right, dicked out. Y'all know what that means? Nope. Nobody?
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: You know what dicked out means?
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Rock out with your cock out. Freaked out. Dicked out.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: When you fucked up about a nigga?
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Nah. You dicked out? Okay, so basically I seen on
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Twitter this dude. He was talking shit. I'm not going
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: to give too much context. But anyway, he was like,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: y'all holding this man's cup of perc. First of all,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: y'all dicked out.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Like some groupie type shit?
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Who was.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: They was talking... Who cut the part?
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Y'all like that eating dick? Y'all dick pulling.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Dick riding. Dick eating.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Dick eating. Okay. Dicked out. That's the word.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Your shit sound like our latex too.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: We.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: This is premium.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know nothing about that.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't get too free.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, no, no, no.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: We got these retail.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: They was 30%.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: You didn't get the 30% off? I did.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: One day shipping.
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: Period.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: So, dick towel means you dick riding.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Okay, cool.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: Wait, run this back because what niggas was holding another
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: nigga cup of perp?
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: You don't want to talk about it?
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: No, I don't want to be misty.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, you know him. No, no, hell no.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: No, they're famous. Who was holding a nigga's cup? Okay,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: he shared something on Twitter, and it was this dude.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, you shared it.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: No, that's not me. That's not me.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: It's being central. He had to say, this is not Henny. Apparently.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: He shared this Atlanta nigga, this white boy, by the way,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: who said this super ghetto-ass white boy. I don't know. Anyway,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: he shared him going off. about, I guess he's having
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: like a disagreement with Young Thug and his whole little clique.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: So he like, first of all, y'all be holding this
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: nigga cup and shit, y'all dicked out. And that was it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: That was cute. It was cute.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: The thing that y'all followed would be here until it
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: was fucking crazy.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I ain't fucked with him since. I ain't fucked with
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: him since.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Shout out to the little nigga. He be on some
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: wild shit.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I love his content.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I see him. What does he look like?
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: He big?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: That was him.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: They put me out there.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: You motherfucker. You went to the party?
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Damn, we should have took a picture with him.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I would have squabbled up with him.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: He was in D.C.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Too. Shut up!
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never met him.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Never?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: You motherfucking.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: He be hiding in the shadows, y'all.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: He spoke to me in line, then recorded me.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, I'm here, you big, or like.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: He's like, no, we're Barbie.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: No, no, we're Barbie.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Fuck you. On stage, shaking ass.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Record that.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Speaking of Dallas, y'all.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: He be getting his shit off on Twitter.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: He do. Speaking of Dallas, what? We had a ball.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: We had a motherfucker ball.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I want to hear y'all joke, though.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, my joke, my joke. Okay, y'all. Um... Y'all ready? Listen, listen, listen.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Check it.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Girl, come on.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Why are black people so tall?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know this one, so I'm going to let
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: y'all guess.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Why are they so tall? Yeah, why are black people
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: so tall?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know this one.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: I know this one. I don't know, cuz.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: No? Because they're Negroes. Because they're Negroes?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Negroes?
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: That was the weakest thing.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: I swear, I'm like.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be really good.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's say it was funny coming from a kid.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: My daughter told me that joke, so hearing her say
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Negroes was hilarious. Where the fuck she.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Get that from?
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: From some Negroes. Yeah, Dallas was so fun. Bro, it
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: was really fun. Who knew your wife was that lit?
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: She was trying to get a.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: She was like, drink, drink, drink. Another shot, another shot.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like, God.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: I'm driving a boat.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, we on.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: The Sprinter, like... That's how our backyard used to be.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: When I first started the Hendrix Experience shit, that's how.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Hendrix Experience is back, baby.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: December 6th. December 6th.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: I can't fucking wait.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how the backyard started. When she... When I
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: got back to fucking with her, she came to one
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: of my first parties at my old house.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Turned it up.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: She understood the assignment.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: She's super fun. Dallas was such a fucking vibe. Like, oh,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: my God. We had so much fun.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: We was shaking ass all night.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: From the time we touched down to the time we left.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: I felt like we didn't do nothing but just drink
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: and eat.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: My people loved y'all at the after party.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Crashed out with our ass out. The girls clowned.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Even before I got there, they was texting me like, nigga,
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: get near it. We know you finishing up.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: I was hanging on top of shit.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: I was in the job number two.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: It was lit.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Kiki had her leg up.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Why would you comment me on that? Because
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: that is so funny.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: That's you every time you get drunk.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Why the fuck? No, somebody made me do that.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: I was drinking so much.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: And we was cool. I don't even know how we
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: made that motherfucker fly. God woke me up.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: It was seven bottles in that section.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: In what section?
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: In mine.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Three canes. I came and grabbed another three. I came
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: and grabbed four because I took one. And three more
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: came when I got there. Where?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: What party was this?
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: After party.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Bro, that shit was so fun. Oh, that was fun.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. It was crazy. I'm not going to lie.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: I almost forgot about that part.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: No, we got three. I came in. Yeah, shit. It
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: went up some more, bro.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Dallas was so.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: And me watching the bottles just slowly. I said, oh,
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: there's some shit in here.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Somebody better get some coochie or something in this motherfucker.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: And then we all passed out and went to sleep.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Y'all fell asleep in each other's room? No, we didn't.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: We went to go get tacos afterwards.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: They was good.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: We was on FaceTime from each other's rooms. Also, when
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Jeff was singing that freestyle song, he was a real
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Atlanta nigga. Oh, my God.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: He was in a good mood.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: He was lit.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Mouth was lit. We had a good.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: That was lit.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Can't wait.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Can't wait. It was so fun.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: December 6th is going to be even crazier.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: All right. We're back, baby. Y'all following them everywhere.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Y'all need to come to Indy to come to the
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Hendrix Experience, but you better buy your tickets right now
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: because it sells out every time. It's probably already goddamn
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: sold out as we speak right now.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: I got lamb chops, catfish, wings, greens, macaroni.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I got beans, chicken, chicken, chicken.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: You name it. It's going down. The real Hendrix is back.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: The real Hendrix is back.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Y'all, I'm so excited.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: And we had a different venue.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a different venue.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we had La Flocka.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Baby, I was about to do it.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Shout out to my family and coach. Y'all know I
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: love y'all, but they're doing their own thing on Sundays.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: It's still love, but we on to La Flocka, man.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't know it was at a different venue.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: It's time.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: Because I remember the last time we was in La Flocka.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: The last two times. New Year's, we cut.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: The last time I came to my New Year's party.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: You bitches spent me.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Y'all did come to my New Year's party.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: We was the New Year's party.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: We cut them fucks.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: We were doing it.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: We didn't lead to the lights.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: They was sweeping around us. We was in that motherfucker clown.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: I was in that bitch working.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we be in your mode. Damn. We could have
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: a party this time. Let the employees work.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: It'd be tough, y'all, because it's just, like, in Dallas, like,
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: it was cool, but I just can't let up.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: I got to get like that.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Type A.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: We was trying to take a group picture. He ain't coming.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: He ain't about to take no picture.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: He working.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Nah, yeah.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Welp.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: I just be wanting y'all to have fun New Year's
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: was lit but I couldn't even change We.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Had so much fun Don't worry about that New Year's
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: and then 520 day Oh yeah I was.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Able to chill a little bit then 520 day was crazy.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: We had an amazing time.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Y'all showed y'all ass.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Then Let me ask y'all Would y'all take a date.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: To the Hendrix Experience?
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Yes Y'all probably would take a date She said you
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: took one before I did? Oh, yes, I did. I
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: used to take, yeah. I did.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, y'all get your own section for that.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh. Now, can you get us a section, please? We
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: need it.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, tell them niggas to buy a table. There's a
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: few left.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: The niggas got the tables.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: We good.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: My nigga will have a section.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we good.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Keep going.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I was booed up in the Hendrix experience though.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: I ain't never, I ain't never, I ain't never went
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: with a nigga, but I got snatched up out the
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Hendrix experience before.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Nigga like, damn, you fine, this and that motherfucker.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: And you, I was like, oh, out the side door.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Damn. All right.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: So is there a new nigga invited if you want
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: to come?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: You know, he ain't from here.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: I'm saying, people flying in. I got people flying in
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: from a little.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: You a fag, man.
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: That's ugly that's ugly I think on some real shit
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: no bullshit like the experience it is you can't bring
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: a date but I feel like it be so much
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: going on and you don't be knowing how your ex act.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Or whatever that's what I'm.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Saying so I don't be recommending that I don't.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: What I feel like that's the main party I used
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: to take my little boo to when.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: I for a minute the only place I would go
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: out to was the Hendrix experience.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: But I'm saying do you still do you still vibe the.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Same yeah Because once you in there, it's just like
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: everybody's on.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: The same wavelength.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: It's just the most vibiest vibe you're going to get.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Motherfuckers just having fun. That's why you can take a
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: date because we just in here having fun. Although the
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: experience has evolved a bit. Yeah.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: So maybe I'm going to still take my nigga.
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: Huh.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Because I don't know how y'all niggas gonna feel if
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Kreekie got that motherfucking leg in the air like she.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Just don't care. Did you see if she had her
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: leg in the air? Yes. I vaguely remember.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: All I seen was red. Red bottoms, baby.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Thank you, man.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. Our niggas know us, though.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Our niggas know us.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: They know what they signed up for.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I probably know.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: A couple of y'all niggas. Let me stop talking about that.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: A couple of y'all niggas?
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: That's a lot of people.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Don't clip that shit.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: While we're talking about our niggas, while I was on
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: the guy's show, y'all know Sarah, Miss Pick Me.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Fontaine or... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: So she said.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Fontanite.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: So she basically said that women need to plan all
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: the dates because at the end of the day, it
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: is for us and that we should be grateful that
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: the men are.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Going and paying for it. How do y'all feel about that? Because.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: I'm going to let y'all say how y'all feel and
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: then I'm going to go.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, plan all the dates? Yeah. Planning all the dates,
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: that's a little excessive, but....
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: Huh?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: What percentage?
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: 90. Yeah, like... Okay, cool.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: 95.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Maybe 75. I would enjoy planning a date, and you paying?
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I would love that, but I'm just saying I don't
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: want to do it all the time just because... What
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: do you want us to do? What do you want
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: to surprise me into? What do you want to take?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: What's your idea of you taking me out versus my idea? So, yes, majority,
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I would love that. I'd fuck with that.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: So you said 75%. Trap, you said 90%.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: 90%.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Not all... Because.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Um, because I just feel like that's more my lane anyways.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: And it's just like, I just want you to plan
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: something here and there. You don't have to plan it
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: every time. But 90%, it could get me through there.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: That's cool.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I think that as women, we do plan most of
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: the dates.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: But to say that it's a requirement that we should
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: because we're doing something that the men don't want to
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: do anyways.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Our men should want to spend time with us and
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: do things.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: She loves me with that. Because hold on, what? My
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: nigga don't want to be outside with me?
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: I think a nigga want to be outside with y'all.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: is the thing that we doing. Nigga love kicking it
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: with they lady.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: But when she said it, it was just like, because
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: the men don't want to be, you know, they don't
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: want to do the things that you're doing.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Why the fuck would they not want to? My nigga
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: love being up under me.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but your nigga don't love sipping paint.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: But that's the thing. A lot of niggas don't even
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: know what the fuck they really like.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: You got some niggas that's never left the city. You
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: got niggas that don't, that do the same shit every,
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: every day. And then you expose.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Them to shit. Like, damn, he might get a sip
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: and paint. You're like, this is the vibe.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: The music fun.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: I'm painting.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I'm artsy. I actually like this shit. The wine is here.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: I never drunk wine.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Or sip and paint. I just sip and paint like
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: hotel style.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: I did sip and paint with a nigga, bro. He
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: fucked with it. Yeah.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Candle making, shit like that.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, shit like that. I don't think he was, like,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: gassing me, neither. Like, I think he actually.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: A nigga might enjoy it, but y'all gotta look at
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: mass majority. So, I don't know what kind of niggas
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: y'all like. I kind of got an idea, but that's
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: for another subject of the show. I'm saying most niggas...
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: We don't want to go make candles. Niggas just want
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: to spend time with their girl.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Y'all don't like Topgolf? Y'all don't like Topgolf?
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Topgolf be cool, but I'm saying like shit like Barbie said,
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: like candle making and shit like that.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go candle making. Nigga don't really.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: Want to go pottery. Nigga want to go to the
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: pottery because his girl really want to make some shit
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: for the crib.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do that shit. So a girl
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: got to tell you, let's go make candles for you
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: to go take her to make candles? Are you thinking
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: in your mind like, I could.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Randomly be like, shit, there's something in Carmel that we
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: can go make some kids. You want to fuck with it?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Boom. That's it. That's planning a date.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: But are you dreading to do that?
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: No. I mean, we don't got to do it all
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: at once. I ain't going to hold you. I don't
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: really care. And that's something more I want to go
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: do with y'all. candle making like I'm not sitting here
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: like oh I gotta go make candles one day like
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck yeah.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: I've never done that but I just don't like the
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: way that she's saying I just and I feel like
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: it's pushing this thing because in my mind I.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Feel like men really don't even like women and when
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I hear.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Shit that's like that damn I do y'all y'all y'all
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: not y'all but men.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: You can say y'all I stand up for the guy.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: But to say that I don't Me, the dates that
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: my girl want to go on is not shit that
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: I want to do. At the end of the day,
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: you're spending time with her. You're seeing her enjoying something
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: that she's liking. And then you're paying attention to things
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: that she like. If your girl likes candles and you
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: plan a date night of doing candles, she should be
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: grateful that you're paying.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: For it and doing it. So listen, let me give
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: you this instant. Just say a fire ass game coming on.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: My girl want to go on this date to this candle.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: They don't got ESPN in this market.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: That's inconsiderate.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? But I know this might
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: be only the time of the week that we can go.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: I might force CeCe in this game to take you
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: on this date and making your day better.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but and as your girl though, I don't want.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: To do this shit, but I know you going bitch.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: So I'm going to fuck with it anyway. And I
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: just want to kick it with you because I'd rather us,
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: like I don't want to go to the bar. I
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: want to stay at home and watch the game with you.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: I don't want to fuck around and play cards or something,
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: but You want to go to this weak-ass candle? I'm
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: going to go make this weak-ass candle.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Post up with the game while you making your motherfucking candle.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: It's not really a vibe, though. And I think that's
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: what she was saying. Like a lot of times niggas
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: just don't want to do shit.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Like they got to sacrifice something that they would actually
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: want to do to do something with you.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: But ain't that part of being in a relationship? Making sacrifices.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: But like saying that, like if it's a game coming
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: on and I know my man genuinely wants to watch
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: the game, it's okay, babe.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Watch the game. We can go to a bar. We
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: still spending time. We can go to a bar and
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: watch the game.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I told you though, like y'all said, maybe
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: a dude should pick sometimes. But what if the nigga
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: just like going to bars? I don't think you're going
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: to fuck with that. Yeah.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: You get some boring niggas that want to do the
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: same shit over and over again, but it's like to
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: spend time cool, but no, we're not going to do
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: that every time. Now, why is our only date night
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: the night that games come on? We're going to have
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: to figure that out in the house.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: I like whatever my nigga likes, so this is my
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: team too.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I know everybody on the team.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Cool, but try.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Always.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: We're just going to go watch the game. No going
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: to dinners.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: No nice dinners. No nothing.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: And that's the only date y'all going to take.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: That he chooses.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: You don't get to put on no heels and get
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: cute and do all this. You can't get cute.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: No, not every. Y'all can go on these candle dates.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: Buy my drinks, man. I'm talking about the nigga.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: If you want to watch her game tonight.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: We can go to a bar.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Those are my kind of dates. That's all he's going
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: to plan.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all my kind of dates that I really
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: want to do.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, cool.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: And I'll plan the other dates.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: I think it's a compromise.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I'll plan the other dates on days that there's not.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: And I'm going to fuck with it. I'm going to
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: be fully enthusiastic. I'm going to go make this candle.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go fuck with this pottery.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Make this candle.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: I'm doing this for you.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: But don't come to my bar. That I fuck with
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: And be.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: With a bad vibe.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: Are we going home I can't.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Drink Another beer It be some Some bitches be.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: Losers Girls don't complain Girls don't complain Going to a
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: basketball game Football.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: Game No way Negative Negative And that's what I was
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: saying When it comes to playing the days Playing something
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: you like Take your girl to an NFL game Take
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: your girl to an NBA game Take the girl to
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: a concert It's that season It's.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Other things that you can do Girls say I just
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: want to be with you To the movies.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: To a certain extent as long as i should be
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: we can be in the house too but i like
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: to get dressed so i didn't know that niggas looked
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: at dates as a chore.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: As a chore though i don't like that yeah that's
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: why that's why i had a problem with what she
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: said it should not be a chore and it's.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Not hard i'm just speaking for the general yeah.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: And it's not hard like i told the guys i
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: said it's on tiktok how to romance a bitch buy
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: her flyers plan this here's.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Pottery shit is popping up.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Cocktail classes are popping up.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: Can a nigga buy too many flowers?
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: No.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Never.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: That's what sucks.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: But it does get to a point to where it's like, bro,
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: you could have just gave me the money for real.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: You done bought me $ 600 flowers, nigga. I need that
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: for my hair.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: I need that money.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: So y'all would take the $ 600 over the $ 600 flowers?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Give me a little $ 50 ball.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: The flowers. $ 50 flowers?
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: $ 5. 50 and get you with the.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: $ 50 roses. 50 roses $ 6.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: 50 bitch you know.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: It they like $ 200 $ 200 for 50.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: Roses yeah for real if you go to you know
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: like a a florist yeah yeah y'all go.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: To y'all local Walmart or Kroger.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I'll take some hopeful flowers no no no go to
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Pink Blossom.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Go to Pink Blossom go to Pink Blossom for sure
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: if you got some money but if you on the budget.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: Don't go to Pink Blossom and you can't if you
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: can't always go to Pink Blossom I'll take some hopeful
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: some Trader Joe's Trader Joe's has decent flowers but if
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: you wanna really impress me Pink Blossom Where you go
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: for your flowers?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: When the last time you bought some flowers?
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: Was you in trouble?
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: If a man pisses you off and he's sorry and
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: you don't get flowers, ain't that like you not really sorry?
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: I heard that before.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Or am I being dramatic?
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: You being dramatic.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: You're not. You're not.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: You should give me flowers if you're sorry.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: You should give me something.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: You know why that's bullshit?
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Because what if the fuck if it's your fault?
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: What?
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Why would it be my fault? You know how sometimes
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: men and women argue and it could be the woman's fault,
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: but she will flip it and the nigga end up
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: saying some shit he wasn't supposed to say.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: He take it further.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he take it further.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: But we're not even talking about an argument. We're more
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: still talking.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: About a fuck up. Exactly.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Exactly. You need to compensate.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: That's why your mama died and left you. Niggas will
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: do that. I do that kind of shit. I'm not
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: saying me. I'm speaking for me. I'm speaking, because I
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: don't talk like that. I'm just saying in general.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I had a nigga, this was shortly after my daddy
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: had a heart attack, bro. He said, I'll kick your
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: daddy in his heart.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: That's so fucked up about my daddy, bitch.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I'm like, bitch, excuse me.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: No, because listen. What level did you point him at
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: to make him say.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Such a thing? That's bullshit.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Nigga ain't just randomly saying, I'm going to kick your daddy.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: No, I said I was going to beat the nigga.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Niggas, when they know you got a soft spot, you
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: know who gets talked about the most? By my niggas.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Her and my daddy. Her and my daddy.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: What's wrong with y'all daddy?
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know. He's a good daddy. We love our daddy.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: I thought something was wrong with him or something. Why
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: is that such a soft spot?
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Because we love him.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: So y'all tell y'all niggas all about y'all daddy or something? No.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: They just see daddy. They know this bitch love her daddy. Oh,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: I thought a soft spot would be something dark.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: That's a good thing.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: No, see, y'all ain't met the right nigga yet.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Clearly.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: I'm talking about some dark shit.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about back in the day.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: That was back in the day.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: That nigga was.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, no way.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Didn't you tell a nigga that you hope his granny
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: die or something like that?
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: No.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, she did.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I can tell that lie from what she believes. No,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I did not.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: No, I don't wish death on nobody.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: I ain't never told nobody no shit like that.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say some fucked up shit, but.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of the darkest shit.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I don't talk about people's families. That's so below the belt.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Once shit gets dark like that where it get bad,
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: can y'all come back and.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Heal from that?
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: No.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: The relationship?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: The relationship was already fucked up, so it was like.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, well. There's one more thing.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: They're just words. It ain't no coming back. No, I'd
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: be like, bitch, I'd rather you first... Oh, what's worse?
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Bad words... Getting beat up or a motherfucker messing up
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: your stuff.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Bad words, beat up, or stuff. It has to be
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: getting your ass kicked.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: No. Please don't touch my stuff. what y'all one time
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: bro one time a man went I had a walk
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: walking around the closet bro walked around my closet and
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: peed on every just took a piss on the whole
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: closet That's fucked up. Like, I'm like, this is so creative.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: Like, how the fuck.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: You even think about this?
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: You that mad?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: How did you even think about this? Yeah, don't destroy
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: my shit. I don't destroy people's shit.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: I don't either.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I'm impressed by the closet.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Literally went around all the clothes and got pee on
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: everything in the closet.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: How much piss you have?
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? How do you have that much piss?
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: This is somebody who was like in a relationship.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: He got lit enough.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Bro, I'll just call that nigga daddy. I'll say, hey,
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: come get this nigga, bro.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Right now, before the cops come get you.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Come get him.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Because he's mentally insane.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: If a nigga's doing that to you, that means you
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: really did something to that man. No.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: He was a miscreant. That's how you think. You're projecting
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: if you did that to somebody. No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I never piss on nobody's clothes. Some people are really
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: that unhinged.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: They will do some shit like that over nothing.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm saying, though, like... I be thinking, I
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: don't ever be giving niggas like, niggas should never hit
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: no woman or shit like that. But what I'm saying is,
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: it has to be something that transpired in this nigga's
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: mind for him to do something like that. I'm not
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: saying it was probably a little thing, but it could
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: have been major to him.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: You're projecting.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: Nobody's just pissing on by his clothes for no reason.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: I'm nothing. It has to be something. Y'all be trying
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: to downplay.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: What y'all do to niggas.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Yes, and it could be a regular argument. You make
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: a nigga tell you how to kick your daddy in
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: his heart. That'll make a motherfucker really turn up on somebody.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: You don't understand it because you can't relate. You don't
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: just act out for no reason. So that's why you
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: don't get it. But it's really niggas out here doing that.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, so y'all forget. The nigga, could he still fuck
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: after he pissed on your clothes?
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: You fucked him again.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Shit ain't about nothing.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Bro, I was pregnant. I couldn't leave him.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, here she go getting dark again.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: The details is crazy.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: What?
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: She didn't even have to say that.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I left for a little bit. I left for a.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: What was a little bit?
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: It don't matter.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: It don't matter. Moving along.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, Malcolm. See, girls, our minds is fucked up. Like,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: you left for a little bit.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: It is. Respect.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Moving along. I went to a shelter. I was in
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: nursing school. And then.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's getting too dark.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, you know what, Henny?
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: You know what I wanted to ask you?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's ask something different.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Because you done had... Obviously, you've had like a bunch
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: of viral moments and all that. You're really kind of
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: like goaded in this podcast space. But I still laugh
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: to this day. I really want to know what the
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: fuck was going through your mind when you said D-Wade's
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: son was bouncing a ball with his ass. No, that
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: was a video.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: That was a real. I don't give a fuck what
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: city I'm in. Somebody always reminds me of that. That
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: was me reacting. We used to do like reaction videos.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: So somebody made that video and I just reacted to it.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, so you didn't say. Somebody made that video.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't say nothing. I just laughed like, yo,
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: did y'all see this video?
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: He just said, what's going on?
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: And that shit, like, they people like reached out and stuff.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: I'm like, damn, I didn't make the video.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: But they said, I mean, DJ seen a nigga at
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Equidox Hotel in New York. He said it was all love. Okay, cool.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know why that was so... I was dying laughing,
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: but I didn't know that was going to make other
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: people laugh.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Your laugh is contagious.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Some of that shit was funny. When you said, did
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: y'all know strap-on backwards was no parts?
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Who the fuck knew that?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Where did you even learn that?
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: I got a little dyslexia. I'm a little dyslexic. One day,
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know why, I was reading something and I'm like,
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Because I used to try to read raps backwards on
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: some lame shit. And I just really read that shit.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, damn. And I spelled it out. And
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: that motherfucker literally said no parts. I'm like, this is crazy.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: That is insane. That's insane. Yeah, bro.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: It's really a bore.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: What do you enjoy, though, the most?
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Like the morning show or like the classic pod? Like
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: where do you feel like y'all cut up the most at?
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Or you done had the best last at for real?
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: At first, the pod is where I could get my
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: shit off.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: But we turned the sports show into the pod, too.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: So it's kind of damn near even.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: It's those.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: It should be so random. It just don't.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: You and Mook are be funny as hell. Why do
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: they got y'all sitting next to each other?
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Because once y'all start, it is so fucking funny.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: That's just how that shit panned out, though. That's my nigga, though.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: I love both shows, though. But 520, that's always going
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: to be baby, though.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Baby.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: What was the behind the lights?
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Oh okay yeah yeah because no because uh yeah shout
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: out to them by the way but they were talking
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: on their show about you know uncircumcised swansons or whatever
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: so anyway y'all.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Ever you ever do excuse me i know that was
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: where that was going I think I did.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I think I did.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: I swear that's how I.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: Was when I.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Y'all didn't have that many?
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: That's not.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Thank y'all for tuning in.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: That's not the thing.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: If you never.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Come across an uncircumcised anatomy, then you'll be like, is
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: am i tripping or like is this.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Like not before you start.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: This is the thing that's what i'm saying he snuck
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: it up on me i feel like he had already
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: peeled that motherfucker back before he got in and then
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: i was just like i think at one time it went.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Back in and i was like something's off.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: He said gotcha bitch too late.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: And I never did it again, so I don't know
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: if it was true.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Damn, you left him after that got him cut?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, it was a list of things, but yeah.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: So you peeled it back?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I didn't peel shit back. He can't peel. He can't
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: fucking peel.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: What about you? Nigga ever wrote it back on you?
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: That is a crazy answer. I'm not talking about this, y'all.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: We're here. What happened?
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Not doing it. But anyways, I was definitely confused and
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: I was questioning myself.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: Is that how you was looking at it?
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Am I tripping? Like, I didn't know what the fuck
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: was going on. And then I felt so dumb because
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: I'm a nurse and I'm just like, in my head,
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I think he's not circumcised.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: She said, I'm a nurse.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I should know this. No, this was our
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: first time. Like, this was our first time Was that
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: your last encounter? It was our last time. But no shame. Damn,
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: y'all discriminatory.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: I'm confused.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Nothing against the non-circumcised, you know, me. But like, I just...
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: It just wasn't in the cards. But I was confused.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: I feel like, bro, this is something you should have
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: told me.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: He pulled one on you.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Literally. I feel like they know what they be doing
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: because they know they're going through life on a certain size.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: But if my shit was like a fruit roll-up, I
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: would just put the condom on before because the condom ain't.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: That's what it is.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: It'll save it.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I feel like you can roll back in that condom.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: Your skin probably got to be hella loose. But if
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: we about to fuck, that motherfucker already should be, my
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: dick should already be harder than Chinese algebra by then.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: If you, so if you were, if you were uncircumcised,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: like say your mom didn't get you circumcised as a baby,
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: would you go and get yourself circumcised as an adult?
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't know because I ain't never seen no other
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: nigga dick. I thought, I would think it was normal.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: I think she is.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: No, in the shower, in the gym and shit like that.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: But you know that most people are circumcised.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: I'm glad I don't. When I'm, Listen, y'all. Most niggas
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: who are not circumcised, you ain't seen a nigga dick.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Y'all said y'all watched pornos when y'all was younger. He
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: didn't seen a nigga dick.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: I watched my first urinal when I was 14.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: And he would still be uncircumcised and like, oh man, something's.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: Off about mine.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Don't say it's off.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: My first time whacking that motherfucker, I ain't knowing. You
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: feel me?
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: But as an adult. We know that most men in
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: the world in America are circumcised.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but y'all not understand what I'm saying. First of all,
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: that's going to cost money to get it done that late.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: You're supposed to get that done out the gate. It's
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: going to hurt you, whatever. Most people don't have the money, nigga,
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: got to live with that. This is a grown experience
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: that y'all had with a nigga with the fruit roll-up.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: I've never seen one before. I've never seen one either.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: I have never seen one. Oh, so you said the
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: nigga did it. He really tricked you.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: We were in the dark, and I was like, something's weird.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: See, that's funny. He could have fucked you with his truck.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: Y'all saying it's weird why the thrust is in you
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: or it's in your hand?
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: No, I never even touched it.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: So that's what I'm saying.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: How do you know?
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: Do you know he was circumcised or not?
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he was.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Something was off.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: It wasn't wrong?
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: No, it wasn't wrong.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Something was off.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, so I think we went in to
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: try again.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: And they're like.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't suck his life.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: I did not suck his life. I didn't cut his
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: life for a reason.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. He snuck one up on me.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: I thought he tried to go and do it again
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: and something wasn't working to do it again.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: So I was like, he wasn't sick.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Y'all don't be giving head when y'all fuck with a
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: nigga for the first time?
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: No.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Every time?
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: For the first time.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Every time? To every nigga? First time.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Y'all could have fooled me.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry. Why are you confused?
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: He's talking about his own life. Do you give head
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: to everybody?
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: No, I'm saying, listen. Do you give head to everybody?
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: I get head from everybody the.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: First time I feel like a girl really into a
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: nigga I thought she really might you.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Feel me the first time I feel like the man cracks.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: It up no absolutely I'm saying but I thought the
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: woman I.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: Was fucked up when this happened I ain't had no
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: head for you Nah, I think every girl, I think
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: every girl eat.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: What the fuck? Nah, I think every girl eat wood.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: So I'm saying, like, if you really vibing with a nigga.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Eat every wood?
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: Not every wood. You don't gotta eat every wood. But
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: I'm saying, like, vast majority of your time, like y'all said, 90%
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: of the dates, 90% of the wood is going in
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: your mouth.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, no, that's crazy.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: Also, I feel like female... So how long, how long
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: does it take?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: No, listen, female and men are just the same.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: You know how you might have somebody that you just
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: cracked to just scratch your itch, you ain't eating her?
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: You ain't eating her out. You just scratching your itch.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: We do that too.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: What? We do.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Wait, what?
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: On a serious note, Don't give him this bitch to
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: get the line.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: I got a son. I was going to say, do
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: you know how heartbreaking it is for your son to
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: get circumcised? Do you remember when your son got circumcised?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: That's so heartbreaking.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Heartbreaking.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: Man, y'all bullshit. Bro, they brought.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: My little nigga back to the room.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: He was like... Oh, he was whimpering.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Bro, it broke my heart. I'm like, what is... Because
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: did you know that it's a... They also said this
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: too on the show. It's a law that the moms
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: are not allowed to see that procedure go down. The
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: dads can see it, but the moms, I guess it's
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: like they can't see it.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I told his dad, I was like, go. Go with him.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Because I couldn't do it. I didn't know I wasn't
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: allowed to.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: Y'all, I watched them do that to babies when I
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: was in my OB clinicals and nursing school when I
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: say the most barbaric shit they like put this like
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: metal cylinder over the baby's wood so they stretched the
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: foreskin over this way and then they took a razor
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: and like cut it bro so with them awake no
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: anesthesia no but babies don't know they don't they don't
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: feel no pain when i say them babies was cutting
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: up i'm like y'all ain't no fucking way me and
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: all my fellow like nursing students we like man fuck
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: no this shit not right that's why they won't let
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: the parents watch i'm like bro this shit is Not cool.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: So girls can be on the podcast talking about them.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: These babies are in here. The way my baby was
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: returned to me, I felt that shit in my motherfucking soul.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: It will soon.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: It will soon. But if they don't do it, y'all
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: going to talk about them. So listen.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: That's kind of crazy about y'all. Oh, man.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Just suck a dick every.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: No, not every. I'm just saying like when it's like,
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: do y'all go in it? Like, okay, I'm not going
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: to eat the wood, but we are going to do it.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: Or I'm saying it's a vibe. It's a vibe.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I feel like head is a part of sex. It's
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: a part of sex.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: Agreed.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: But you gotta go first.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: If the nigga eat you from a roodle to the tour,
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: he can't, you feel me, get you together?
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you like you. I done definitely left a
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: nigga on read before.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Like, thank you. That was amazing.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: What you gonna do?
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: What would you do?
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Get back here, bitch.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: What would you do if I put it right?
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: You can't do nothing. But I'm saying, so listen.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: What would you do?
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: So the nigga did that and y'all never did nothing?
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: Y'all out here letting niggas just eat your coochie and
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: never giving them no.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Swipe or no swiping.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: He's a demon. Some people don't say that.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: So you ain't never got your little... Yo, look, that's
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: not what I meant to say. You ain't never got
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: your whistle... No, I'm saying you ain't never got your
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: whistle blew on and never did nothing else.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Whistle blew on?
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: That motherfucker ain't that little. That whistle is crazy. Oh,
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: my God.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm trying to say.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: No, a motherfucker ever just gave me some head.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Of course. Okay.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, huh?
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: No.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: You lying.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: He's lying.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: So why is it not okay if we do it?
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: Nah, because nigga, I ain't never did it. Have you?
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Have you did it?
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Just got some head.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Y'all got head.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Y'all both done that. Stop trolling.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: No, I'm for real having it. Because I'm the one
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: who hoop.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: You trying to see what that be like?
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: No, that's just a layup line. I'm trying to hoop.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: That's going to get me ready for the game. I'm
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: warmed up now. I'm ready for the toss up.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lord.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: You got some head out of this?
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to see what it's hitting on.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Nah, for sure.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Outside the club though, yeah.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: Got it. what I left cloud nine and got some
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: head and went back in but I was cracking her
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: that night oh okay so.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Y'all still did the whole y'all was pretty good.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah she just wanted this motherfucker it just
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: about for her.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: To go back in and get you a shot have
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: you ever had a girl who you got fellatio from
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: and that was all it ever was you never returned
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: the favor y'all never who said yeah oh he didn't
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: say yeah okay of course but it's a problem when
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: we do it no.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Never talk about what women do at least till now.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I just think on this coochie nigga.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: Bye So y'all done it multiple times. Niggas is just
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: out here eating coochie root and just.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: And they be so good at it.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: And so what?
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm saying they don't want.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: They had their legs back here. No, listen. It's one
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: thing when y'all say y'all don't want to do it.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: I'm saying these niggas are saying I just wanted to
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: eat your.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Bro, look at our DMs. Look at our DMs.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: They just eat the booty.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: No, I swear.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: You got to think for a nigga. A nigga feel like,
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: all right, I'm about to eat your koozie. I for
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: sure know. That's all I'm doing.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: We talking.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: We know.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: You said just the koozie. You said you were just
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: going to eat it. No.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: But I'm not going to make it seem like everybody's
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: doing that. Like, it happens all the time.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: It happens a lot, though.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: But it's a thing.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: It's a thing. It's some nasty niggas out here.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: No, I believe that. That's just wild.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Or it's just like when you know you just really
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: like you in your mode where you like, I'm not
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: fucking nothing. Okay, nigga, you go down there.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to say everybody, but the ones
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: that do that, they be having a little pee-pee.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't say it. I'm like, I'm telling you,
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: even if you do that, we're not fucking.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Even if it's fire.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: And they think that.
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: When it's fire, you don't need knee sex after that.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: You be like, ooh, boy, I just gave you my all.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: They be wiping they mouth. I be like, I told
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: you we're not fucking.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Wipe your forehead, boy.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: It's up there, too.
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: Nah, them niggas is losers. I think they be having sex.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: No, really.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: They just think you cat. They think you're not for real.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: They think, oh, if I do this, like, you know,
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: it's going to go down in Chinatown. But, bro, I
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: told you.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: Why even invite? Why even let me do that to you, though?
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Because I'm trying to tell you. I will tell a motherfucker.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Don't do it. Don't do it because we're not fucking.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: and I feel like you trying to role.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Play if a bitch keep it all the way thorough
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: with you and be like bro I'm telling you even
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: if you don't do that cause I'm telling you we're
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: not about to fuck and then you still do it
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: cause you think.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: I feel like she's saying no Mr.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: Postman no y'all wild boy it get like that y'all
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: got me over here like tornado tongue woo.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Boy I miss ya What you call it, hornito?
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Tornado tongue.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, tornado.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Tornado.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: Wait, he went.
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: Spin me around in the air like.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: And this nigga... And this nigga never crammed. He was just.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Tornado tongue.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Wasn't he fat? You said he was fat?
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't say that shit.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: You be trying to put too much shit on my
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: bitch name.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: Get that off us. Get that off the fan for sure.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: He said he was dizzy after he smoked that square.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: He had to smoke a square afterward. He was dizzy
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: because the way I had like.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: He ate the coochie and then smoked the square. You
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: was like doing his head like that?
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Like that.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: I love it. You get to just violate somebody's face
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: like that. That's so funny.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: Like that?
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: They should have gave that nigga the chair.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: He felt like he was in the chair the way
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: I was shocking his ass.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: I was like.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: They should have gave that nigga the chair.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: You just keep pulling it up.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: You like....
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: You didn't just keep pulling up on Barbie to do that.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: Did he have locks too?
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: He had little pew hands. Right there, right there, right there.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: He said, you better not tell Chaz.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, bitch. I was already down on her.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: He was still wiping his face off.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. It was so fucking funny. And you
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: know what?
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: This is a regular. What happened to him?
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: He passed away?
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: No, he would always disappear when his money was fucked up.