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Is Forrest Gump Secretly A Story About Awful People? · Classic Metal Show

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  SPEAKER_00: Hello, this is Antti from Warman.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm Janne and you are watching
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  [music]
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's Riley's LA Guns with Well-Oiled Machine going out by request to Barden.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just before that, we heard Skyclad, The Cradle Will Fall for The Wretch.
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  SPEAKER_01: Also, typo negative there, that one going out by request to Skippy.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: Dedicating that to Jackal in the chat room with Highway Star.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: And we also heard a band called Internal Void with Seek the Truth for T-Cuz Bra.
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  SPEAKER_01: And we kicked things off there in that music block with Danzig,
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  SPEAKER_01: Evil Thing for Chuck in North Carolina.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_00: I was not digging that typo song.
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  SPEAKER_01: That one was Jackal, of course.
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  SPEAKER_00: Of course not, but I'm
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  SPEAKER_01: with him on that one.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was not good.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_01: I can't believe it.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: Type-O covered Highway Star, man.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_00: I would have been okay if Type-O covered it in Type-O fashion if it was,
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  SPEAKER_00: nobody's gonna get my car.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, if it was that, I'd have been okay with it, but that was not good.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then how it, like, slowed down for the...
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: It sounded like a girl part.
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  SPEAKER_00: Was there a girl singing there?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was an odd cover.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's not good, but okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are fans checking in with all kinds of interesting block of music there?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's kind of odd,
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  SPEAKER_01: but that's what makes the show what it is
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  SPEAKER_01: because you just never know what you're going to get.
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  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just like a box of chocolates.
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  SPEAKER_01: You just don't know what you're going to get.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right, Forrest.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thanks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now I'm going to fuck the doctor so I can get you a new pair of shoes.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_01: That movie, Forrest Gump, always bothered me.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_01: I love that movie.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: You don't like that movie?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not saying it's not a good movie.
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  SPEAKER_01: It always bothered me from the relationship aspect.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_01: This Forrest guy...
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  SPEAKER_01: Held this handle for this Jenny chick for literally decades.
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  SPEAKER_01: And she ditched out on him all the time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And only when she was sick and dying of AIDS did she finally give herself up to him.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: Because he was rich.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_01: Well, again, that's so bothersome.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's just like...
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  SPEAKER_01: She ran around fucking every guy on the planet living life,
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  SPEAKER_01: whatever she decided to do,
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  SPEAKER_01: and not until she was sick and dying of AIDS that she decided,
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  SPEAKER_01: oh, well, I'm going to be yours now.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, yeah, I'll just give you what scraps are left.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, because she knew he was a tard and would take those scraps.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, of course.
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  SPEAKER_00: If he was a normal thinker, he'd have been like, beat it, you whore.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: But instead he was like, I will cut the grass by the tree
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  SPEAKER_03: where you're buried there, Jenny.
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  SPEAKER_03: I love you, Jenny.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm afraid to fuck you, but I'm going to do it one time.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, he wasn't afraid to fuck her because he ended up with a retarded kid out of the mess.
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  SPEAKER_00: But you remember that whole scene?
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  SPEAKER_00: He was afraid to fuck her, but she fucking raped him.
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  SPEAKER_00: She raped a tard.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's get into what that movie really is, if you really want to get into it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Remember...
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  SPEAKER_03: Forrest was kissing her or whatever, and he got back up and was like, I don't know about this.
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  SPEAKER_03: And she's like, come here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Come here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here's some pussy for you.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right, of course.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then he had the smart kid.
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  SPEAKER_03: How embarrassing must that be that your fucking six-year-old is smarter than you?
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to sit here by the mailbox until you get home, Forrest.
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  SPEAKER_03: Forrest Gump.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then I'm going to wait.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then I'm going to wait for this feather to fall, which is your mother, Jenny.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yep, that's Jenny.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to name all my boats,
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  SPEAKER_03: Jenny, because I'm too fucking stupid to come up with a different name.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: But no, that's just, that's just not right, man.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's just,
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  SPEAKER_01: it's just,
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  SPEAKER_01: unfortunately,
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  SPEAKER_01: unfortunately there, there, there are guys out there that hold this torch.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: This one, this one, um, unfaithful, ungrateful gold digging whore.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And that's exactly what Forrest did.
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  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_01: He carried his entire life and only after she was all wrung out and worn out
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  SPEAKER_01: and just beat up, then he gets what's left over, just the scraps.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he gets a hollowed out pussy that's fucking diseased.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's what he got.
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  SPEAKER_03: You got the scraps.
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  SPEAKER_03: Dude, think about this.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I've always thought about this.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_03: We're picking this movie apart.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm happy to do this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you remember the scene when he was marrying Jenny?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: And Lieutenant Dan comes up and he does the whole, you've got new legs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Magic legs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Lieutenant Dan, you've got new legs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right, of course.
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  SPEAKER_03: What do you think Lieutenant Dan was thinking when he goes, Lieutenant Dan, this is my Jenny.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, Dan,
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  SPEAKER_03: who was fucking a real man,
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  SPEAKER_03: a real man, he was thinking, so this is the whore you named all the boats after?
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_03: You know that's what he was thinking.
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  SPEAKER_03: He wasn't thinking, oh, how sweet.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, he was thinking, but at least she's hotter than my fat Asian wife.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's my fat Asian wife that I have.
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  SPEAKER_03: What's he going to do?
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  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't have any fucking legs.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's got to fuck anything that's going to fuck him.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's getting ass because he has money.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because his legs aren't any longer than his dick.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right, of course.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, you know, he's happy to get the Asian whore.
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  SPEAKER_03: Asian whores suck good dick.
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  SPEAKER_03: So he's happy to have that.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_03: But, you know, he's struggling to walk up to this fucking tree in the middle of nowhere.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know,
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  SPEAKER_03: for him,
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  SPEAKER_03: that's like running a marathon to get from the parking lot
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  SPEAKER_03: to this fucking wedding reception on these brand new legs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he walks up and Forrest is like...
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  SPEAKER_03: This is my Jenny there, Lieutenant Dan.
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  SPEAKER_03: Isn't she purdy?
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  SPEAKER_01: This is the whole,
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  SPEAKER_01: you know,
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  SPEAKER_01: carrying that torch, you know, forever for this ungrateful, undeserving whore.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, for a whore.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_03: That whole movie was, when you really break down, it's supposed to be an uplifting story.
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  SPEAKER_03: It really is a story of a bunch of shitty people.
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  SPEAKER_01: It fucking pissed me off.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is a story about a bunch of shitheads.
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  SPEAKER_01: Granted, Tom Hanks is not exactly the most reputable person in the world.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, not at all.
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  SPEAKER_01: But if you separate him from the character he played in the movie...
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  SPEAKER_02: You know,
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  SPEAKER_01: and again,
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  SPEAKER_01: it's just so funny that they centered this whole movie around all
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  SPEAKER_01: the cultural things that we all remember.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: All of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, Forrest was responsible for everything.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, he was.
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  SPEAKER_01: Pop culture, Forrest was responsible.
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  SPEAKER_03: He did it all.
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  SPEAKER_03: He did it all.
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  SPEAKER_03: But I mean, think about everybody in the movie.
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  SPEAKER_03: This movie,
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  SPEAKER_03: every single person was as big,
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  SPEAKER_03: except for Forrest Gump,
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  SPEAKER_03: was a shithead to the level of like The Sopranos,
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  SPEAKER_03: how every character in The Sopranos was an asshole.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Think about it.
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  SPEAKER_03: The mother was a whore.
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  SPEAKER_03: The mother was happy to suck the principal's dick and the doctor's dick just
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  SPEAKER_03: to get young Forrest some shoes and get them into class.
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  SPEAKER_01: But again,
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  SPEAKER_01: this is the only value women have is the fact that they either have a pussy
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  SPEAKER_01: or they could suck a good dick.
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  SPEAKER_03: And that was her only value in Greenbow, Alabama.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right, of course.
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  SPEAKER_03: I want my Forrest to get in your class, so whip that dick out and let me suck on it.
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  SPEAKER_03: So she's a fucking piece of shit.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_03: The principal's a piece of shit.
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  SPEAKER_03: The doctor's a piece of shit.
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  SPEAKER_03: Quite honestly, Lieutenant Dan's a piece of shit.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_01: Well, they're all a piece of shit.
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  SPEAKER_03: Everybody in the movie, every single person, the coach of the football team, piece of shit.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_01: Get out there and run.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, of course.
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  SPEAKER_03: Jenny's a piece of shit.
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  SPEAKER_03: The boyfriend that,
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  SPEAKER_03: that goddamn Nixon, or whatever he says, you know, that guy, he's a piece of shit.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_03: The Black Panthers are pieces of shit.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody in that movie is a piece of shit except Forrest.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_01: If you put it in a hierarchy, who was the top of the list piece of shit?
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_01: Jenny.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_01: Jenny, of course.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_01: Jenny is the Janice of that movie.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she was the piece of shit of piece of shit.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, Ben.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_00: The mother was a piece of shit.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_00: She was a whore.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_00: The mother threw pussy.
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  SPEAKER_03: Just to get people to come and stay at the house in Greenbow.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_03: She had to suck their dick.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_03: Then she sucked every dick that was needed to get forest and education and to get,
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_03: oh, you, he needs those, he needs those braces on his legs.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_03: You know, she was a whore.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_01: Well, somehow he, he learned how to dance because Elvis was their friend.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_03: You don't think the mom fucking blew Elvis.
• 9:53
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• 10:09
  SPEAKER_01: why she was upset
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  SPEAKER_01: when Forrest was watching him shake his hips.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because she'd seen it fucking as it rubbed on her fucking clit.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_03: Bubba?
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Bubba was not a piece of shit.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_01: No, Bubba was just as retarded.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_03: He was as retarded as
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_01: Forrest.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_01: The retardedness kept them from being a piece of shit because they didn't know any better.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, being stupid kept them from being vicious.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_03: But even Bubba's mom was a piece of shit.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_03: They hand Bubba that money.
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  SPEAKER_03: It was the first thing she does.
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  SPEAKER_03: Gets a house and fucking hires a white slave.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_03: Bring me my soup.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_01: Great.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_03: She's a piece of shit, too.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody in that movie, piece of shit.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_03: Except I'll give Bubba.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_03: Bubba's a good one.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but again, he was a retard as well.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so he didn't know any better.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_03: He didn't know to be a dick.
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  SPEAKER_03: If he'd have watched what his mom did, he'd have been an asshole, too.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_03: I don't want you on my boat, Bubba.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking movie is terrible.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_03: I love the movie, though.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_03: As much as I'm goofing on it, I totally love it.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_03: But I thought the exact same thing you're thinking, too.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_03: It's supposed to be this uplifting,
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_03: fun, you know, oh, my God, so well written and, you know, whatever.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I remember the day watching it for the first time.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: With the girl that I was with at the time.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_01: And she, of course, she didn't have that same takeaway as I did.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: She probably thought it was wonderful.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_01: She did.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_01: She thought it was, oh,
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_01: this is the greatest movie ever and fantastic movie and it's so emotional and this,
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  SPEAKER_01: that, and the other.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it's like, this fucking cunt.
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  SPEAKER_01: He held a torch for this chick all his life.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_01: He crossed paths with her a half a dozen times in the movie
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  SPEAKER_01: and every fucking time she blew him off.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_01: You know, she ran off with the hippie group.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_01: She was out there partying on New Year's Eve and she ran off and left them again.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_01: And she just kept up, kept up picking up and leaving his ass.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_01: You know, and he, you know, I don't love my Jenny.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_01: I love my Jenny.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, you know,
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_00: you're, you
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  SPEAKER_01: cunt.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_00: Just tell him, I'm not going to, I'm not going to fuck you.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_00: And then you get anyway.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_01: You're just a, you're just a drug addled whore.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_00: That's all she was.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_00: I agree.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_00: Fully agree with you.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: So that, that, that movie just pissed me off.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_01: It was just like, I've known women in my life were not necessarily like that specifically.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_01: But I just,
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if that movie was insufferable.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I think he's saying forest himself was insufferable.
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  SPEAKER_01: Was he, he was a retard.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_01: He was a tard.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_01: Gotta give him a break.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_01: He was a retard.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_01: He was on the spectrum, as they say these days.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_03: I invested in Apple, but they still let me cut the grass here at the high school.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no shit, because you're a fucking tard.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_00: That's why they know you're worth a billion dollars, but they don't care.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_00: Get out there and mow that grass.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_00: It's all you're good for, you fucking idiot.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_01: And, you know, again,
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_01: being on the cutting edge of every cultural thing that we're familiar with today...
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_01: With, you know, again, you mentioned Apple and then the whole have a nice day thing.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_01: You know, meeting JFK.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Meeting John Lennon.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_01: And being a part of, you know, the Vietnam War.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_01: You know, being a speaker at one of the main protests over there in Washington, D.C.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_01: Just by happenstance, you know, he just stumbled into everything.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_03: Did you laugh at the end?
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_03: This is the one really hard laugh I still get every time I watch that movie.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_03: Remember when he spoke and it got all unplugged by the cops or whatever?
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_03: And then they plug it in right at the end.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he goes, and that's what I got to say about that.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_03: And then he walks off and the one guy goes up there real somber and he goes, Forrest Gump.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_03: Gump!
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_03: And everybody cheers, Gump!
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_03: Get the fuck out of here with that.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_03: Of course.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_03: Makes me laugh every time I see it.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_01: So I got to be honest with you.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_01: Every time I see that pop up on an opportunity to watch it via Amazon or Netflix
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  SPEAKER_01: or whatever it is, I pass because it pisses me off.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_00: I'll watch it.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_01: I've watched it 150 times.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_01: I've seen it many times, but I won't watch it anymore because it's just like, you fucking bitch.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_00: See, now this movie I fucking hate it.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_00: I've only watched it once.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_00: I'll never watch it again.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_01: I never watch it again.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_01: That's stupid.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_01: That was dumb.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_01: He was a stupid ball.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_01: Shut up.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_01: That's the other stupid one where he's stuck at the airport.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_00: Look, can I just say he's not very good?
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_03: Name a movie that was truly great.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_03: And I know everybody goes to Gump.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_03: And Philadelphia.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I couldn't watch Philadelphia.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to hear about an AIDS person.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't feel bad about AIDS people.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_01: I really don't.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_01: I don't.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_00: I feel bad if they caught it from like a blood transfusion in a
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_01: hospital in the early 90s.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's very not.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's not Philadelphia.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_03: He got it by taking a fucking bad hot load of sperm in the ass.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_03: That's how he got it.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't want to hear Bruce Springsteen
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_00: here in Philadelphia.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_00: That whole thing is bad.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_00: Shut up.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_01: I'm tired of that
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_00: shit.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_01: Take responsibility for your actions.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to see some fucking actor with fake lesions on his neck.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck you.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to see it.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I keep hearing this commercial.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_01: For, for AIDS and, and HIV and stuff like this.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_01: And this,
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_01: I hear this,
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_01: I see one of these or hear this commercial when,
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_01: when I'm like at a store or something like this,
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_01: and they seem to run it like every in between every song or whatever it is going on
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_01: on the radio.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_01: About some kind of HIV or something like that.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_01: And it's just like this disproportionately affects the minority community.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_01: And I go, it doesn't disproportionately affect them.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_01: It disproportionately affects them because they don't take responsibility for their actions.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_01: That's the part that bothers me.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_01: It doesn't strike out on people of color or people who are minorities because they're minority.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_01: Because they're being irresponsible.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_01: It's not disproportionate because they're minorities.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_01: It's disproportionate because you act irresponsible.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's what it boils down to.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_01: The same thing in the city of Chicago.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_01: They're always hurting for money all the time.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_01: And one of the things that, because they have unpaid legacy pensions to pay and all these
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_01: So what they have to do is they, well, we got to raise taxes.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_01: We got to raise property taxes.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_01: Well, then the next thing that this latest mayor,
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_01: this Brandon Johnson is proposing, well,
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_01: we need to install more traffic cameras around the city
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_01: to collect this traffic cameras.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_01: Data?
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_00: No, for speeding.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Jesus.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_00: But they don't bus people for speeding anymore, do they?
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_00: By traffic camera.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_01: Six mile an hour over or something.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_01: A $35 ticket.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_01: If it's like $10, if it's 10 miles over, it's like $100 ticket.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_01: They figure that they're going to raise like $11 million over a course of a year
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_01: by installing traffic cams.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_01: But you know what the biggest argument against that is?
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_01: It disproportionately affects the minority community.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_00: No, it disproportionately affects people who are breaking the law.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it disproportionately affects the
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_01: criminal community.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_01: That's it.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_01: So what are they saying?
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_01: That the minority community is just predisposed to breaking the law?
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_01: Is that what you're telling me?
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_00: Apparently, you don't understand that blacks are not required to follow the same rules as you.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_01: So I get so tired of hearing this saying, it disproportionately affects them.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_01: Did it issue you a ticket because you're black?
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_00: Is a black guy or a Mexican guy's foot just heavier?
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_00: Do they wear heavier shoes that makes them go faster?
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_01: Or, you know, and again, it's like, no, it affects people who are breaking the law.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_01: Not because you're a minority.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_01: It's all just race-baiting shit.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_01: I just hate it.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_01: I hate it.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_01: That's why I hate these stupid movies like a Forrest Gump.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_01: What is this?
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_01: This is an AIDS commercial.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, this might be the one I'm talking about.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_00: Cabineva?
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_00: Cabinuva?
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yes.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yes,
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_01: this is the one I'm talking about.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_01: How did you find this?
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_01: I just looked up 2024 AIDS commercial, AIDS medication commercial.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it disproportionately affects the minority community.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_01: No, because you're fucking without a condom.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that too.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_01: Or indiscriminately, or you're not taking responsibility.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe they just need this medicine.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_01: It's Cabinuva.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_01: Cabinuva?
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_00: Let's check it out.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_02: If you're living with HIV, imagine being good to go without daily HIV pills.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_02: Good to go binge watch.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_00: Good to go out.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_00: I just got news for you.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_00: So far, we're into two different things.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_00: Good to go out and good to binge watch.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_00: Neither of those is giving you HIV.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_00: Neither one of those behaviors is giving you HIV.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_00: See what else you can be good to go with.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_02: Later.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_02: So the theory here...
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_00: Is that if you have HIV, you can't be trusted to take your meds every day?
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_00: Pretty much.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_03: So you can get this special medicine.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_01: You can't be trusted to behave properly and use proper protection.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_01: So why would you be trusted to take your HIV medication?
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_00: Gee, I don't know, because you don't want a lesion under your fucking nose?
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_00: Are you shitting me with this?
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_00: And look at these two queers.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_00: What is this?
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_00: The fucking prelim to Lemon Party?
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_00: Holy smokes.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_01: They're just a couple years away from Lemon Party.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_00: They really are.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_00: Look at these fags.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_02: All right, none of this behavior is what's causing these guys to fucking have rotting assholes.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_02: None of this.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus Christ.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_02: Son of a bitch.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_00: What the hell are you faggots doing?
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_00: Anthony hit it on the head with this one.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_00: I guess if you get AIDS from having a little bit of Chinese food.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, again, it's minority food.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_01: It's affecting their immunity system.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_03: They ordered this from Wen Wuhan.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_02: Tell your doctor if you have liver or kidney problems,
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_02: mental health concerns,
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_02: and if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, or considering pregnancy.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_02: Some of the most common side effects include...
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_00: What kind of selfish fucking bitch do you have to be to have HIV and
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_00: then fucking get pregnant and have a kid?
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I can't allow this to affect my life.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, why?
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_03: But you could allow it to ruin some unborn baby's life from day one.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_03: You fucking selfish twats.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_01: Well, again, this goes back to the whole forest cup movie, right?
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_01: Same thing.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_03: Self-interest.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_03: I looking at the dance floor and right there's my Jenny.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_03: Jenny, it's me forest from green bow.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_03: Come on over here with your rotting uterus and come home with me.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_03: Come on home with me, Jenny.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_01: I'll use my millions to take care of your rotting ass.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_03: I got enough money to keep you well in supply of Cabinuva.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_03: Come home with me, Jenny.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_03: I will bury you under the big tree that we once swang on.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_01: Don't you find it interesting that Forrest Gump was on the cutting edge of every,
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_01: um, cultural thing that, you know, shape, shaped our landscape.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_01: But they never mentioned HIV or AIDS at all.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_00: I was going to say, somehow he wasn't on the cutting edge of that.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't that funny?
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_01: She died of this mysterious disease, this wasting disease, but they never mentioned what it was.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_01: But we all know it was AIDS.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_00: This motherfucker invented winning white guys at ping pong,
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_00: but he couldn't fucking be the founder of AIDS?
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_03: I got nothing but money, doctor.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_03: You got to save my Jenny from the grid.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_03: I think she's got the grid.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_00: The grid.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_00: Remember when it was grid?
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_03: Something's wrong with my Jenny.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_03: She got the HIV and not the bee kind.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_03: She got the HIV-P kind, like
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_00: positive there, doctor.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_00: But she's still my Jenny.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_00: Now you're making me hate that movie.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_00: I like that movie.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I think I thought about it too hard.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_01: It pisses me off.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, you know what?
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_01: I'm tired of just, you know, ending up with what's left over.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_01: And again,
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_01: and I am no special pleader for Tom Hanks in any way,
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_01: shape, or form, but this guy got left.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_01: He just got left the scraps of what was left over.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_00: We'll see how he does when the ditty list comes out.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_00: I got a feeling he might be one of them guys.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_00: All right, well, Jackal hates this discussion, by the way.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_01: He does.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_01: Because it's too real.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_03: Go back to music talk.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_03: Enough of this faggot shit.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_01: Because it's too real?
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_01: Is that it?
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_01: Is it because it's too real and we just want to shade our eyes from it like it doesn't exist?
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let's talk about Richie Blackmore some more.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't he great?
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_01: This is real shit.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_01: This is what affects us from day to day.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_01: And we just turn a blind eye to it.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_01: We let these industries get away with it to try to shape our viewpoint.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_01: Instead of holding people accountable, we turn everybody into a victim.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_01: And it's just like, you're not a fucking victim.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_01: You're a victim of your own circumstances.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_01: You know, you take responsibility and I'm not going to feel sorry for you for one day.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_01: Just die in the street, you faggot.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want them in the street.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_00: Somebody got to clean that up.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_01: Just tired of it.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, we can go to music, though.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_00: Since Jim wants music, I've got music.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I just thought the whole Forrest Gump thing,
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_01: because it is a cultural,
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_01: Point for all of us,
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_01: I think all of us,
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_01: regardless if you live in this country in the U.S.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_01: or anywhere else, probably most people are familiar with the movie Forrest Gump.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_01: It was a big success,
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_01: but I was given my two cents worth on how it affects me,
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_01: and I was just like, fuck that chick.
• 27:45
  Fuck him.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_01: I hate Jenny.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah,
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like Jenny.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_01: I don't care if she has my number, 867-5309.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_00: Get it unlisted, Jenny.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_00: Jenny, how come everybody keeps calling us here in Greenbow?
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_00: They all got your number.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_00: I got your number on the bathroom wall.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_00: Why is that weird looking man singing to you, Jenny?
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_00: I see him on the Ed Sullivan show singing that song to you.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_00: How does he know you, Jenny?
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_00: Did you suck his dick too?
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_01: I need to go to Greenbow, Alabama.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_01: There's a lot of dick sucking going on there.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_01: I might get lucky.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_01: 867 cunt.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_03: 867 cunt.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_01: Jenny's got your number.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_01: So does the whole, so does the whole damn world.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_03: Jenny has got a disease.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_03: She's gonna make it yours.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_01: So then he gets stuck with a kid to raise him.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
• 29:07
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• 29:12
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• 29:15
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• 29:19
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• 29:22
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• 29:22
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• 29:23
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• 29:48
  SPEAKER_03: Jenny, Jenny, how did you get AIDS?
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_01: We all know.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_03: You got it because you went and always got laid.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_03: Jenny, Jenny, don't you know?
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to go.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_00: I better stop.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_00: Let's go.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_01: You're going to get us banned from YouTube.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'll get banned from Rumble.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_00: Well, since Jacko wants music.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_00: I've got music for you.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_00: And I've got great music for you.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_00: I can't verify a thousand percent that this is who this person is,
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_00: but I'm taking it on good authority.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_00: I was forwarded some music
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_03: from allegedly the sister of Paul Stanley.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_03: Would you be interested in hearing a song from Paul Stanley's sister?
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_03: I wasn't aware Paul Stanley had a sister.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm told this is Paul Stanley's sister.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_00: The description on the video does not say a name or there's no description,
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_00: but I was told this is his sister.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_00: She is a jewel.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_01: Now, how old is Paul Stanley's sister?
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_01: Obviously Paul is what?
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_01: 70 something.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_00: I think when you see her, you'll get a good idea how old she is.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, she appears in the video.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yes.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_00: There's a video.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's probably in her 30s, I would think.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_00: Wow, that's a young sister.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_01: She missed out on some of her Canoeba treatments.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_00: Before we even play the music, everything is wrong
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_01: with this.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_01: First of all, she's got the bull ring.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the bull ring.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: The transparent glasses.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_01: She's got the big glasses.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_01: Then she's got the sideways wrapper hat.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_00: And a bandana under that, Bret Michaels style.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_01: And then she's got the parliament hairdo going on.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_03: Does she drink cold gin?
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_03: Probably.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she looks like she's had her fair share of cold gin.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_01: This could very
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_03: well be true.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, she's retarded?
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_00: Somebody's saying that's not her sister.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_00: I was told it is.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not saying it is or it isn't.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_00: He's just saying he allegedly.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_00: I'm saying whoever this is, this is music.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_00: Now, where did you get this?
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_00: I will not say the person who sent it to me,
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_00: but I will say that it came from somebody that would know.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_00: All right, Stevie.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't say that.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_00: I said that.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_00: You said that.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_00: I did not say anything.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_00: So would you like to hear this person,
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_00: allegedly Paul Stanley's sister, singing Fleetwood Mac's Songbird?
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_01: You know the song, right?
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I do.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_01: She's paying tribute to Christine Levy.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_00: She is.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_00: So here you go.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_00: Here is allegedly Paul Stanley's sister singing Songbird from Fleetwood Mac.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_02: So this is Christine McVie of Fleetwood Mac.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's not.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's not.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe it is now.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_01: It's you.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_01: Well, she just crawled out of the crypt.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I was going to say.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_01: She's Christine McVie, you know, resurrected.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, here we go.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_02: I passed away not that long ago.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_02: This is for my friend Desiree,
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_02: who is having a memorial service for her husband, Chris, who recently passed away.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_02: And so this is my gift.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_01: This is her gift.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_01: This is a gift.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_01: This is a gift that keeps on giving to the CMS fans.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_03: This is a gift as a tribute to a fallen friend.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_03: I almost feel bad playing it.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_03: Where do you get glasses like that?
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_00: Where do you even buy glasses like that?
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_00: Costume shop.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_00: Those look like bubbles from the fucking Trailer Park Boys glasses.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_00: They really do.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_00: Well, let's hear this tribute.
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sure it's touching.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe you'll think so, too.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_00: Here it is.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_00: Tribute to her fallen friend, Christy McVie's Songbird.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_02: There'll be no more crying for you.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_02: Guy probably came back to life just to pull the coffin shut.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_02: I want to feed her an apple.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_03: If this is truly a tribute to somebody that passed away...
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_03: This is a gift.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_03: It's a gift.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_03: Could you not wear your hat straight even?
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_01: Well, she's avant-garde.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_01: I guess.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_01: Boy, oh boy.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_03: You want more, right?
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just trying to...
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_01: She just reminds me of like a horse looking to like nibble an apple out of your hand.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's Stephanie Tyler, Stephen Tyler's sister.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_00: Looks sort of like Stephen Tyler.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_01: With her George Clinton hair.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, boy.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_01: And her Michael's bandana.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_00: Everything about this is awful.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, my God.
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_00: All right, let's hear some more.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_00: This is her gift to her fallen friend.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_02: To you
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_02: I'll give the world
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_02: To you
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_02: I'll never be cold.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_02: Gotta feel it when I'm with you.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_02: It's alright.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_02: I know it's alright.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_03: I think Vince Neil taught her how to enunciate his words.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_01: Are there actually words to this song?
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_01: She's from the Vince Neil school.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_01: What is going on down here?
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_01: What is this?
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_01: Cancer.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_01: Is her lipstick just wicking down to the crevice or does she have like a piercing here?
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_01: That could be a piercing.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_01: I can't quite tell, but her lipstick is wicking down her lip.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_01: Down to this part between her jaw and her bottom lip.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_00: It's part of the gift, Neely.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_00: Avant-garde paint job on her face.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_00: I can't understand a word she's saying.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_01: She's just making noises that go along with the song.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_00: And the worst part is she's looking at the words.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_00: She's literally looking at the words because she's playing this as a karaoke version.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_00: It is a gift.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just expecting bats to fly out of that cave
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_00: any second.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_00: This is a gift giving us material, that's for sure.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_00: That's not nice, Wretch.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_00: Some of these I'm purposely not reading.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_00: If you're wondering what we're laughing at,
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_00: podcast listeners, you're going to have to go to the video for this.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_00: This looks like Nancy Pelosi.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_01: I would agree with that.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_01: That's a very accurate description.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_00: Reanimated corpse.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_01: I agree with that.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_00: Let's hear some more.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_00: This is a gift.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_00: Let's hear some more of this.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_01: I know if one of my loved ones died, I would probably lean heavily on this.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_01: I'm keeping this for my funeral.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_01: I will keep a lot of comfort and solace in this.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_01: Will you keep this video and play it at my funeral?
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_01: I think I would.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_01: I think I'll put it.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_01: What I'll do is I'll do like a pay-per-view screen just like at
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_01: the front row theater and just play this on loop.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, nothing would make me happier even though I'll be dead than if I was there
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_00: and you just pulled this out and said,
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_00: yeah, Chris wanted me to play this on the time of his death.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_01: Well, speaking of this, before we get back into this, Yeah.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure you've been to enough wakes or funerals in your life.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_01: How annoying is that that one of the fat church ladies go up to the organ
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_01: and start playing and singing a song during the ceremony or the process or whatever?
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_01: I hate that.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_00: I hate that.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_00: And then I hate when somebody that's never met the person before gets up there and speaks.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_00: You know, the priest guy or the guy that runs the funeral
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_03: home or whatever.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_03: And they get the name wrong because they don't know.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_03: They don't know the
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_01: person at all.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_03: They don't know the person.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_03: It's like when my dad died, my dad's name was Charles Walter Aiken, but he went by Bill.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_03: Don't ask.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_03: You know, he just went by Bill.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_03: That was where he went.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_03: And no one in his life called him Charles or Walter except this guy.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_03: We're here for the sad passing of
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_00: a great life, the life of Charles Walter.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, Who the fuck is Charles Walter?
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, that's not who my dad is.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, Jesus Christ.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, I just, you know, nobody enjoys a funeral.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_01: Nobody enjoys a wake.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_01: People go there to pay their respects or,
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_01: you know, show support for the family or whatever the case may be.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_01: But I just absolutely hate The church lady who goes up and starts playing on
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_01: the organ or the piano and starts singing one of these sad, solemn, religious tunes.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_01: Even as a small child, even as a very young person.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_01: Because I lost a brother when I was only five years old.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_01: Before I even understood what the whole death thing was about.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_01: And even then I thought, why are they doing this?
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you know what bugs
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_00: me too?
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_00: Since we're going into absolutely awful places tonight with this segment.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_00: I hate the viewing part.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_00: When you stand at like, I just was at one maybe six months ago.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_00: I was at a wake.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_00: And everybody stood in line.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_00: It was three brothers that survived their mom.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to get into who or whatever, because it's bad enough that I'm talking about this.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_00: But it was a procession line to come up,
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_00: shake the hands of the brothers, and then look at their dead mom in the box.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, I mean, that's sort of protocol.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_00: I get that it's protocol, but who invented that?
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_00: In her life, I knew...
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_00: Hold on, hold on.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_00: Go ahead.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_00: I knew...
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_03: My friend's mom for 50 years.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_03: And I can tell you, I never once looked her up and down.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_03: But yet I got to go to this thing, shake a couple of hands and then do like a stroll by.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, look at there's your dead frame.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I think why I think what it is, it's just saying your last goodbye.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, this is the last time I'm going to view you in your human form.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_00: But it sucks.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_00: It's dumb.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_01: I agree.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_01: Nobody likes that.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_01: The last one that I attended was my brother.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_01: She passed away two years ago in October.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_01: And I went to Charleston, South Carolina, and that was the last thing that we did.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_01: Because,
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_01: as the funeral director,
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_01: they're just like, well, the family could come up and You know, do the last walk by.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_00: The family is one thing.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_00: I'm saying everybody else.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I guess if you're a friend or a close relative, I don't know.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_00: And again, I'm not disagreeing with you, but how many people think about this?
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_00: How many people show up to these
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_03: viewings that didn't even know the person that's dead?
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_01: That I don't know because I can't.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_01: I personally have done that.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_03: Lots show up because they're friends of the son or the daughter of the deceased.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_01: I got to be honest with you.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_01: If I'm looking back, the only funerals I've ever attended have always been family.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_01: I've never attended a funeral for just a friend of a friend or something like that.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_01: Never.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_01: Not even once.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_00: I've been to several friends and,
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_00: you know, several friends that have had their parents pass and whatnot.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_00: And I've always found it creepy,
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_00: even if I met their mother,
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_00: their father once or twice or whatever,
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to get up there and Stare at this dead body.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well,
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_03: I get it.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_03: I get that part.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_03: Why am I doing this?
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_03: I'm doing this to appease a friend,
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_03: not because I have any emotion at all for this fucking slab of meat that's sitting
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_03: in front of me.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I can only speak for myself, and I personally have only attended funerals for family.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_01: I've never gone to people that go, oh, well, so-and-so, my uncle died, or...
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_01: You know, whatever.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_01: I've never done that because number one or rather two points.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_01: Typically, I don't attend weddings and I don't attend funerals.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_01: I don't.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I've been invited to a lot.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_01: Never went.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:29
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to do that.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_01: Because in my opinion, your wedding is your funeral.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_01: So you might as well just call it a day.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_01: No, I just don't do that.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is a great...
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_01: Shut up, demon.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we can go back to music.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_01: More of this gift of music that we've got.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_01: Well, this is the paid segment of the CMS,
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_01: so the people who paid for this, you're going to get your ears full.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's right.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, let's see Steven Tyler's girlfriend or...
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_01: Call Stanley's sister.
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_01: Call Stanley's sister, allegedly.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_01: With her wicking lipstick dripping down into her chin area over her stud,
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_01: whatever it is she's got in her chin.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_02: I'm the song, but I keep singing like they love us gold.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_02: I love you, I love you, I love you like never before.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_02: It is a gift.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_02: And I wish you all the love in my world.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_02: But most of all, I wish it for myself.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_02: I'm the song, but I keep singing like they know the score.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_02: And I love you,
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_02: I love you, I love you like never before, like never before, like never before.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_03: Thank God for that.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_03: Andrew Risley, welcome to the show.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_03: Fantastic, huh?
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_01: That was just disturbing.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_01: She looks like she hasn't had a bath in a month.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_01: Goddamn.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_01: I can smell her stench from here.
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_00: She's good.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's good.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_00: She's got some skill.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_00: You want one more or you want to go to a break?
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_00: One more, please.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_00: So we'll keep it on the music.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_00: So
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_00: one of our favorites is Jeffrey C. Music.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_00: Who we have not heard from.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_00: Is he still in existence?
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_00: Is he still friends with Taylor Swift?
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if he is or not, but I think I've discovered the new Jeffrey C. Music.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_00: I found another person that's doing covers, doing digital band camp covers.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_00: That are requests.
• 50:27
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• 50:58
  SPEAKER_01: People want to hear this guy's talent.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_00: It's a woman.
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_00: It's a new woman.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_00: She goes by the name on Bandcamp of The Clarkie, Joanne Marie Bautista Clark.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_00: So there she is.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_00: She's a beaut.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_00: She's not quite as bad as Jeffrey, but...
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_01: But she is the Clarkie after all.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_00: She's the Clarkie.
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_00: So a lot of this is hard to find because I know you don't know any of these songs.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know any of these songs.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_03: But I know this song, the Rembrandts.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_03: I'll be there.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I'll be there for you.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_03: I know that song.
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_01: It's the Friends song.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_00: The Friends song, correct.
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_00: It's the Friends theme song.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_00: Now, before we play this, let me show you.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_00: Look at all the episodes that she's done.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_00: And each of these is like 10 songs.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_00: Well, this one's only four, but each of them is like several songs.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_00: So there's plenty to choose from if you're moved by her.
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_00: So look, and as she says, no auto-tune.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_00: Let me know what songs you want me to cover,
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_03: and I might do them.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_03: This is my album called The Clarky.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_03: I upload one album per week.
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_03: Please subscribe.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_01: So she makes money doing this?
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_00: Well, if somebody buys this for seven bucks.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_00: But it's on Bandcamp, so you can play it for nothing.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_01: This one time in Bandcamp?
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_00: This is Bandcamp.
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_01: I had a flute in my pussy.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_00: Would sound better than what you're about to hear.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_01: So she sings the Friends theme song by the Rembrandts.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_00: So let's check out a little of this.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_00: This is I'll Be There For You.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_01: Will this raise Chandler from the dead?
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_01: Probably not.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_00: He might roll over and dig himself deeper.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_01: She can't raise Chandler?
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_01: No, probably not.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_01: She's a jewel.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_01: Is she jewel?
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_01: She doesn't have shark teeth.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_01: She doesn't have big boobs either.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_00: She's got a pie face.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_03: It looks like if you ran over a Mr.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_03: Potato Head with a car.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_03: It's the big, flat, stupid face.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_03: Moon pie face.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_03: Flat, stupid head.
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_03: It's the Clarkie with I'll Be There.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_01: The Clarkie.
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_03: The Clarkie.
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_02: So no one told your life was gonna be this way.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_02: Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's the O.A.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_02: It's like you're always stuck in
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_03: second gear.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_03: I'd just like to remind people, this is only $7 if you want to buy it.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_03: So she does this acapella?
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_01: So because I probably, because of copyright shit, she just does it a cappella?
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why she does it this way.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_00: I have no idea, but here's some more.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_00: I'll be there for you.
• 54:47
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 54:47
  SPEAKER_01: So this is just vocal only.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_01: What more would you need?
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_01: Well, this kind of reminds me of how,
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_01: some of these,
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_01: you know, soundboard technicians isolate the vocals from like a live concert.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_01: And you realize that your rock and roll hero really doesn't sing as well as you think they do.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_01: But, you know, when you couple it with the music, it sounds like it really belongs.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_00: That's for everybody else.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_00: The Clarkie has talent.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_00: The Clarkie.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_00: The Clarkie.
• 55:21
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_00: More of this.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_02: When it hasn't been your day, week or month, or even your year, well, I'll be there for you.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_02: When the rain starts to pour, I'll be there for you.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_02: Like I've been there before, I'll be there for you.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_02: Cause you're there for me too.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_02: Still in bed at 10 and work began at 8.
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_02: You burned your back for so far, things are going great.
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_02: Your mother warned you there'll be days like these.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_02: But she didn't tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_02: And I'll be there for you.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_02: When the rain starts to pour, I'll be there for you.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_00: She is stunning.
• 56:38
  SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you exactly what she's doing.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_00: What is she doing?
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_01: She's listening to the actual song.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_01: In headphones.
• 56:46
  SPEAKER_01: In headphones or earbuds or whatever.
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_01: And she's singing along with the song.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_00: Well, she's good.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's what she's doing.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_01: She's got real talent.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_01: So she's listening to the actual recording and singing along with it.
• 57:06
  SPEAKER_01: And then she's just recording herself singing along with the song on her headphones
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_01: or earbuds or whatever she's using.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_00: Some sort of brain injury.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's just when you can't hear yourself.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_01: It's just like when you're singing karaoke.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 57:25
  SPEAKER_01: If the bar is too loud or you can't hear yourself, you're off key.
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_01: And that's what she's doing.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_01: She's got headphones on and she's singing into a mic.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_01: It's singing along with the song.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_00: How about listening back and hearing that you stink and not uploading it to Bandcamp?
• 57:44
  SPEAKER_01: She's not going to do a Michael Butler and not listen back to her show.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, there is that.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just trying to find songs you might know.
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_00: That's the problem with this, with the Clarkie.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_00: She's pretty modern.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_00: Taylor Swift, Bruno Mars.
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody's going to know any of these songs.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_00: Akon, no, probably not that.
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_01: She sings a lot of modern pop songs.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, modern pop songs
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_01: mostly.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_00: How about this?
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_00: I know you won't know the song, but it's good.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_00: Is she Asian or something?
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_00: I think so, yeah.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_00: How about some rap?
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_00: Think she could do better with rap?
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_00: Dr. Dre, Eminem, and Skylar Gray?
• 58:37
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 58:38
  SPEAKER_00: Let's give that a shot.
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_01: Let's see if she gets down with it.
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'm about to lose my mind.
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_02: You've been gone for so long.
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm running out of time.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_02: I need a doctor.
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_02: Call me a doctor.
• 59:01
  SPEAKER_02: I need a doctor, doctor, to bring me back to life.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_00: Wonderful.
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_00: Now, how did you
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_01: come across this?
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_03: Discover this, Jewel?
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_00: I was just looking through Bandcamp for something rock.
• 59:27
  SPEAKER_00: I went into the rock category, I believe, and this one popped up.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_00: And I gave it a listen.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, oh my goodness.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly what she's doing.
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_01: And she's just listening to her in her headphones and singing along with the song.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_01: She's great.
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_01: And recording herself.
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_00: Well, here's one that you would know.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_00: Don't let the sun go down on me.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_01: Don't let the sun go down on me.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_01: So this is Elton John.
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_01: Is this the Elton John with the George Michael, George Michael version?
• 1:00:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't matter.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_02: I can't lie.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_02: No more of your darkness.
• 1:00:22
  SPEAKER_02: All my pictures seem to fade to black and white.
• 1:00:36
  SPEAKER_02: I'm growing tired.
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_02: And time stands still before me.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_02: She's good.
• 1:00:51
  SPEAKER_02: Frozen here on the ladder of my life.
• 1:00:58
  SPEAKER_00: If she's listening to it, her tape is dragging.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_01: Well, she's doing the pause because this is probably the George Michael live version.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_01: So there's music playing, obviously, that's filling in those gaps.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_01: But because she doesn't have any music playing, there's a big gap.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_01: There's a big gap.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_01: So if you were to listen to the George Michael version,
• 1:01:27
  SPEAKER_01: the quote unquote, the live version, it probably would sync up pretty good.
• 1:01:32
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to have to do that for next week's show.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:01:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to take that version.
• 1:01:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to dub her over top of it.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_00: Just to see how she does.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, that's all I wanted with the Clarkie.
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_00: If anybody is interested, she's out there.
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_00: The Clarkie.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_00: There's 50 fucking episodes here.
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_00: And you can get your request in over at theclarkie.com, I believe.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_00: I admire her, you know, her dedication.
• 1:02:04
  SPEAKER_00: I don't admire her at all.
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_00: Stop.
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_00: Stop.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_01: I admire her dedication to earn this out every week.
• 1:02:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, stop.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_00: I don't.
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_00: Just stop.
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_00: You're polluting band camp with something terrible.
• 1:02:18
  SPEAKER_01: Awful.
• 1:02:20
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm going to have to invoke our typical response to that, Mr. Aiken.
• 1:02:25
  SPEAKER_00: What's that?
• 1:02:26
  SPEAKER_00: Listen.
• 1:02:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_00: Don't like it.
• 1:02:29
  SPEAKER_00: Don't listen.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm going to keep tabs on the Clarky in case she does.
• 1:02:33
  SPEAKER_00: In fact, I'm going to start requesting some Clarky,
• 1:02:35
  SPEAKER_00: the Dave Clark Clarky five.
• 1:02:38
  SPEAKER_00: See if I can't get her to do some mummified and barbed wire.
• 1:02:41
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 1:02:43
  SPEAKER_01: Hammer smash face.
• 1:02:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's terrible.
• 1:02:50
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:02:50
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we're going to take a break.
• 1:02:54
  SPEAKER_01: I see corpse.
• 1:02:57
  SPEAKER_01: Paul Stanley's sister.
• 1:02:59
  SPEAKER_01: Allegedly.
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:03:01
  SPEAKER_01: Gross.
• 1:03:02
  SPEAKER_01: Well, anyway, just for your information.
• 1:03:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:03:06
  SPEAKER_01: I only have three more song requests to get to.
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_01: So if you're listening tonight and you want to get a request in,
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_01: I think I might be able to get to it.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_01: So request at theclassicmetalshow.com.
• 1:03:21
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I want to get a request in.
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to play your request right now to take us out of the segment.
• 1:03:26
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:03:27
  SPEAKER_01: So what would you like to hear?
• 1:03:29
  SPEAKER_01: Because Chris is more important than the rest of you fucks.
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_01: Damn right I am.
• 1:03:35
  SPEAKER_00: How about if we go White Snake with Breakdown from the Snakebite record?
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_00: Go old school.
• 1:03:42
  SPEAKER_00: Jim will like that.
• 1:03:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this reminds him of his youth.
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's almost deep purple.
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_01: What's the name of the song?
• 1:03:52
  SPEAKER_03: Breakdown.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:03:56
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to play it from their 2024 remaster.
• 1:04:03
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:04:03
  SPEAKER_01: Cool.
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:04:05
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_01: Got a little bit more, a few more slots for some requests, so get them in.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_01: Request at theclassicmetalshow.com.
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:04:16
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:04:16
  SPEAKER_01: Here's...
• 1:04:17
  SPEAKER_01: David Coverdale with Whitesnake, and this is Breakdown exclusively here.
• 1:04:23
  SPEAKER_01: On your classic metal show.