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- 0:02Speaker 1: What is the dune to the graphic nature of this program?
- 0:06Speaker 2: Listen to this question.
- 0:07Speaker 3: Is it lies.
- 0:17Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
- 0:23Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show.
- 0:26Speaker 5: Insensitivity Training.
- 0:37Speaker 3: Class is now in session.
- 0:44Speaker 2: A good morning, everybody, Good morning.
- 0:47Speaker 3: Well, today's Thursday. It is March the twenty sixth, twenty
- 0:51Speaker 3: twenty six. It is a pre Friday. We are the
- 0:54Speaker 3: Woody Show. Yeah, I'm Woody. That is Greg Good Hi, Woody.
- 0:57Speaker 3: We got Menace. Yeah, Gina gres hello out there. We
- 1:01Speaker 3: got Sammy Morgan is here, she's our associate producer. We
- 1:05Speaker 3: got von our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. We
- 1:08Speaker 3: got Bored, We got Menji and the Woodies Show production department.
- 1:11Speaker 3: Phones are open eight seven seven four Woodie. Send us
- 1:14Speaker 3: a text over to two to nine eight seven This
- 1:17Speaker 3: week in audio coming up on the show for you
- 1:20Speaker 3: this morning. Also the trending news headlines. We'll get into
- 1:22Speaker 3: some of the entertainment stuff. Birthday's Porno Birthday here today
- 1:26Speaker 3: on the Woody Show. And it's another day where you
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- 1:33Speaker 3: what you want to do is just go to the
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- 1:39Speaker 3: Of course, keep listening to win some trips here on
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- 1:50Speaker 3: I wanted to read you some industry news. Okay, So
- 1:54Speaker 3: we had an affiliate in Austin, Texas, right, and they
- 1:59Speaker 3: decided to go back to doing a local show as
- 2:02Speaker 3: opposed to UH having the show on which happens. That's
- 2:06Speaker 3: part of this business. It's part of being a syndicated show.
- 2:09Speaker 3: And you get picked up by some stations, dropped by
- 2:11Speaker 3: others and whatever, and there's a there's a handful of
- 2:14Speaker 3: stations that are getting ready to uh to start.
- 2:16Speaker 2: So it's an e and flow right always.
- 2:19Speaker 3: Now what I what I laugh at are the the
- 2:23Speaker 3: little trade publications that run the news about what's happening
- 2:27Speaker 3: in our in our industry, because there's a lot of
- 2:29Speaker 3: goofy names, right, like think about the Woody Menace. All right,
- 2:37Speaker 3: So so here we go, I'm gonna read you. They
- 2:39Speaker 3: they did a little blurb about this, uh in one
- 2:42Speaker 3: of the industry trades. It says stand by for the
- 2:44Speaker 3: official announcement but alternative k r o X One on
- 2:48Speaker 3: one ex Austin has made the decision to go local
- 2:51Speaker 3: in mornings with the debut of the homegrown stylings of
- 2:54Speaker 3: The Morning X, hosted by a couple of guys already
- 2:56Speaker 3: in the building, Trevin Smith and Sawyer Stall.
- 3:00Speaker 6: The Morning X, which was the Show in a Lane X.
- 3:04Speaker 3: Yeah anyway, Smith, who has been with the company since
- 3:06Speaker 3: the early two thousands, now rejoins one on one X.
- 3:09Speaker 3: He probably spent a decade and nights there until bubble Okay.
- 3:11Speaker 3: More recently, Stall has been a cast member of Mornings
- 3:15Speaker 3: with Matt and Bob as Doctor hot Dog.
- 3:24Speaker 2: That's so bad as Doctor hot Dog.
- 3:30Speaker 3: Goddamn as Doctor hot Dog over on Classic Rock ninety
- 3:36Speaker 3: three point seven KLJ. First of all, be kal be jo.
- 3:40Speaker 3: I like that the new Morning X replaces the Woody show.
- 3:43Speaker 2: Okay, doctor, we got replaced by Doctor hot Dog.
- 3:46Speaker 3: And by the way, I don't these nothing, do not remember.
- 3:49Speaker 3: This is no comment on these guys. It's just funny
- 3:52Speaker 3: because you know, ever there's white Menace was right there
- 3:55Speaker 3: for many many years. Yeah again, Woody like there's there's
- 3:59Speaker 3: there's a bunch of goofy names in radio but it's
- 4:00Speaker 3: just funny when you see it, because this is supposed
- 4:02Speaker 3: to be like, you know, official trade news, industry news.
- 4:06Speaker 7: Although they told you in the beginning to stand by
- 4:08Speaker 7: for the official.
- 4:10Speaker 3: What is I need the official?
- 4:14Speaker 2: This is hearsaying, no, I want to name my door
- 4:17Speaker 2: hot dog.
- 4:18Speaker 3: Yeah. And I know we have a love because we
- 4:19Speaker 3: get hit by the people who are listening to the show.
- 4:22Speaker 3: When we were on in Austin. You can always you know,
- 4:24Speaker 3: find us on the iHeartRadio app and on on the
- 4:27Speaker 3: podcast of course. You know, like let's just say you
- 4:29Speaker 3: wake up one morning and we are no longer on
- 4:32Speaker 3: your radio station, your local radio station. You can always
- 4:34Speaker 3: find us on the iHeart Radio app. You can always
- 4:36Speaker 3: find us by going to the woodieshow dot com podcast
- 4:39Speaker 3: wherever you your podcasts, all that kind of stuff, So
- 4:42Speaker 3: you can you could be with us from now until
- 4:44Speaker 3: they fire us at some point. But what's what Let
- 4:47Speaker 3: me tell you what a bummer it was about this station,
- 4:49Speaker 3: because I really I've always liked.
- 4:51Speaker 2: This station and were station.
- 4:54Speaker 3: We constantly have a cool market, and we constantly were
- 4:57Speaker 3: asking them like, hey, uh, you know, have us come men,
- 5:00Speaker 3: let's talk to the sales department. We offer to come
- 5:02Speaker 3: in for events. We offered to do all these things.
- 5:04Speaker 3: They took us up on none of it. And so
- 5:06Speaker 3: that's another thing. It's kind of a bummer in this
- 5:08Speaker 3: part of the business is that, yes, you do get
- 5:10Speaker 3: opportunities from time to time to be on stations and
- 5:12Speaker 3: do things, but once things leave our studio and what
- 5:15Speaker 3: happens on the other side is completely out of our control.
- 5:18Speaker 3: So where they you know, we've been on stations where
- 5:20Speaker 3: they didn't mention us after ten am. Ever until we
- 5:24Speaker 3: hit the air the next morning. We're still on stations
- 5:26Speaker 3: that do that, by the way. Yeah, I mean we
- 5:29Speaker 3: reach out to you know, our different affiliates all the
- 5:32Speaker 3: time and ask, hey, what if we came to town
- 5:35Speaker 3: and did an event. We just want to meet up
- 5:36Speaker 3: with listeners and these things that we talk about that
- 5:38Speaker 3: we do for some of our stations for a lot
- 5:40Speaker 3: of them, but like, uh, you know, they just they
- 5:43Speaker 3: just never hit you back. It's almost like they're in
- 5:46Speaker 3: a hostage situation. I go, dude, blink twice if you
- 5:49Speaker 3: really have nothing to do with this and you want
- 5:51Speaker 3: me to leave you alone?
- 5:52Speaker 5: Right?
- 5:52Speaker 2: And didn't the Stay station used to be a gay station.
- 5:55Speaker 8: No, No, that's a different one that was this they
- 6:00Speaker 8: have in town, the iHeart station.
- 6:03Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, ninety seven to five.
- 6:05Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just because it's a Doctor hot Dog doesn't
- 6:08Speaker 2: mean it's doctor There are legit stations like, yeah, they're like.
- 6:14Speaker 3: Pride Radio. Pride Radio is awesome. It's all E d M. Yeah,
- 6:19Speaker 3: it's stuff you can do, like, you know, like poppers too.
- 6:22Speaker 3: I listen to radio all the time. Anyway, I thought
- 6:25Speaker 3: that was a funny news. But again, if you're you're
- 6:28Speaker 3: ever looking for us, like all of a sudden we disappear,
- 6:29Speaker 3: because it does happen. It happens from time to time
- 6:32Speaker 3: and other times like all of a sudden, maybe now
- 6:33Speaker 3: we're on your station, Like who the hell is this?
- 6:35Speaker 3: You don't even know who we are because the other
- 6:37Speaker 3: show that was on before. Now all of a sudden,
- 6:38Speaker 3: it's us, right, you know, But shout out to uh
- 6:43Speaker 3: the shout out to the new morning show. Trevin Smith
- 6:45Speaker 3: and Sawyer Stall aka Doctor hot Dogs. They're on a
- 6:50Speaker 3: one on one X in Austin.
- 6:51Speaker 2: Maybe they have a long, illustrious.
- 6:53Speaker 3: Twelve a twelve inch oh.
- 6:55Speaker 2: That too, A foot long, a vainy career, a foot
- 6:59Speaker 2: long career.
- 7:00Speaker 3: We're gonna take a break. We got to more Woody
- 7:02Speaker 3: Show coming up next. Hang on, just kick your feet
- 7:04Speaker 3: up on the dashboard.
- 7:05Speaker 2: Back in a few The Woody Show. What Do You Show?
- 7:07Speaker 8: Podcast listeners, do you want in on some giveaways that
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- 7:51Speaker 3: And now back to What Do You Show? Up all
- 7:56Speaker 3: right before I ask you guys what you got to Huh,
- 8:00Speaker 3: there's another reason I hate Hollywood and Hollywood people.
- 8:04Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so that this and this.
- 8:07Speaker 3: Has nothing to do with Timothy Shallow. I'm not like
- 8:09Speaker 3: a Timothy Shallow may stand.
- 8:10Speaker 2: You're such a shallow apologizing.
- 8:12Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, okay, So he makes one st be common
- 8:16Speaker 3: about opera and ballet, which it has done many times.
- 8:21Speaker 3: And watching the clip because I finally saw the clip,
- 8:24Speaker 3: it's not that big.
- 8:24Speaker 8: Of an It wasn't going with a conspiracy that like
- 8:28Speaker 8: some pr people just ran with.
- 8:29Speaker 3: It and like try to make a thing out of Okay,
- 8:33Speaker 3: more on that. Yeah, So it says while Timothy Shallow
- 8:36Speaker 3: may went into the Best Actor Oscars race with a
- 8:38Speaker 3: lot of momentum, insiders are saying that his arrogance cost
- 8:42Speaker 3: him a lot of votes.
- 8:43Speaker 2: No, is it not?
- 8:45Speaker 3: Is it not supposed to be a vote on you know,
- 8:47Speaker 3: your skill as an actor or whatever?
- 8:50Speaker 2: It's the Best.
- 8:51Speaker 3: Actor Oscar Right, Well you think so, I know that's
- 8:54Speaker 3: not the way it works. Nope, But like like you're
- 8:57Speaker 3: at least supposed to pretend. Yeah right, right, Oh, here's
- 9:00Speaker 3: performance in whatever it was the movie he was in
- 9:02Speaker 3: like Marty Supreme, whatever it was, it was amazing and
- 9:05Speaker 3: oh my god, he like, I forgot I was watching
- 9:08Speaker 3: Timothy sholling me.
- 9:09Speaker 2: I thought I was looking at Marty Supreme.
- 9:11Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. So dumb was it? And then there's a
- 9:14Speaker 3: there was just a story. I don't know the details
- 9:16Speaker 3: of it, but who was the big the big blonde,
- 9:18Speaker 3: fat chick Australian chick from a rebel Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 9:23Speaker 3: There was just a thing about how her PR people
- 9:25Speaker 3: or whatever they went on like a whole smear campaign. Yeah,
- 9:28Speaker 3: against somebody and.
- 9:30Speaker 2: I don't know your boy a, Sasha Baron Cohen, right,
- 9:33Speaker 2: was that?
- 9:33Speaker 3: What was that?
- 9:35Speaker 2: What it was?
- 9:36Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 9:36Speaker 2: In her tell all whatever? Yeah, and then he sued
- 9:39Speaker 2: and I think they had to take the pages out
- 9:41Speaker 2: because they were not confirmed or verified.
- 9:44Speaker 8: I saw something story that Yeah, it was something about
- 9:48Speaker 8: they said that they conspired.
- 9:50Speaker 2: Correct, yeah against something. Yeah, not Baron but the producer, right.
- 9:54Speaker 3: Yeah, because I saw something pop up and it was
- 9:56Speaker 3: like it was a very orchestrated thing.
- 9:59Speaker 2: Just to man, that sucks. That was a problem. Yeah,
- 10:02Speaker 2: it happens all the time. That blows.
- 10:04Speaker 3: The opening day of this year is men's NCAA basketball tournaments.
- 10:07Speaker 3: At a viewership record averaging nine point eight million viewers
- 10:11Speaker 3: across CBS and tn T and TBS and True TV.
- 10:14Speaker 3: That's up from a last year's record, and Thursday's primetime
- 10:18Speaker 3: window of March Madness average twelve point five million viewers,
- 10:22Speaker 3: setting another record.
- 10:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 10:24Speaker 3: Yeah, so the live sports thing is still that, that's
- 10:26Speaker 3: what gets people to watch television. Yes, like that won't die. Yeah,
- 10:30Speaker 3: like like where everybody gathers. I do miss that. I
- 10:33Speaker 3: know it's a throwback Thursday. Guys, we're reminiscing and we're
- 10:35Speaker 3: going down memory. But it was it was cool when
- 10:38Speaker 3: everybody would watch the the shows at the same time
- 10:41Speaker 3: and the same day.
- 10:42Speaker 2: And then you can all discuss it.
- 10:44Speaker 3: Yeah, there was something. There's something cool about.
- 10:47Speaker 2: That term water cooler talk came from right.
- 10:49Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 10:50Speaker 3: But now that we've progressed beyond that and we've evolved
- 10:53Speaker 3: and we've become modern society, stop the streaming services dropping
- 10:57Speaker 3: episodes one week at a time. Let's see what's uh,
- 11:07Speaker 3: what else is going on out there, Gina grad what
- 11:09Speaker 3: you got?
- 11:10Speaker 2: Well, Stephen Colbert, you know, his gig's getting caught the
- 11:13Speaker 2: Late Show that ends in May. But he just announced
- 11:15Speaker 2: this is so random he's teaming up with Lord of
- 11:18Speaker 2: the Rings director Peter Jackson to co write another movie
- 11:22Speaker 2: for that franchise. Yeah. No, apparently he's a huge fan.
- 11:25Speaker 2: It's a dream come true for him. And this is
- 11:28Speaker 2: going to pull parts from the Fellowship of the Ring
- 11:30Speaker 2: that I guess never made it into the original movie.
- 11:32Speaker 3: He's gonna work a couple Donald Donald Trump jokes in there,
- 11:37Speaker 3: shoehorning in Yeah.
- 11:38Speaker 2: Right, I guess this isn't like so far fetched because
- 11:41Speaker 2: he always references J. R. R. Tolkien, I guess. And
- 11:43Speaker 2: he even dressed up for Comic Con in twenty fourteen
- 11:48Speaker 2: to do this, so like this is oh and he's
- 11:49Speaker 2: writing it with his son, So yeah, he's not retiring.
- 11:55Speaker 2: I guess it'll be fine.
- 11:57Speaker 8: All right, let's see.
- 11:58Speaker 2: How Stephen Colbert of the Rings movie looks now. I'm
- 12:01Speaker 2: almost interested. I ever seen one. I've never seen one, dude.
- 12:07Speaker 3: I tried to watch one and I felt like, man, God,
- 12:10Speaker 3: this has got to be almost over right, And I
- 12:12Speaker 3: did the pause where you got time wise, I'm like, man,
- 12:16Speaker 3: there's still like another hour and twenty minutes ago.
- 12:18Speaker 2: What about like a ten year old boy? Should we
- 12:21Speaker 2: show it to the kid? Well, that means we probably no,
- 12:24Speaker 2: you don't have to see, or just you put them
- 12:26Speaker 2: in a room and go go watch this movie.
- 12:27Speaker 3: You're right, yeah, here you watch it. You can go
- 12:29Speaker 3: do We were just talking to you about this, Gina, right,
- 12:32Speaker 3: so now.
- 12:33Speaker 2: We have to watch it with him.
- 12:34Speaker 3: No, no, you don't.
- 12:35Speaker 7: He can sit and watch and then you don't.
- 12:38Speaker 3: You have to show it to him. I'm picturing like
- 12:40Speaker 3: Gina and her husband like sitting him down and going okay, okay,
- 12:43Speaker 3: so this special light.
- 12:46Speaker 2: I just figure if we can get away with calling
- 12:48Speaker 2: it family time. But we're all just watching a movie
- 12:50Speaker 2: that sounds pretty good. Watch.
- 12:52Speaker 6: That is the age when I read Lord, when kids
- 12:54Speaker 6: read Lord of the Rings is because it was out then,
- 12:57Speaker 6: it was out one hundred years ago. But yeah, that's
- 13:01Speaker 6: what you get into that sort of stuff, fantasy and
- 13:02Speaker 6: all crab menace.
- 13:03Speaker 2: What you got?
- 13:04Speaker 8: Well, the Mormon Wives chick Ak, the one that was
- 13:07Speaker 8: going to be the Bachelorette that got canceled, still dropping
- 13:10Speaker 8: new videos of alleged domestic violence. Now the Utah Police
- 13:15Speaker 8: they have to investigate another video. This is the third one.
- 13:18Speaker 8: And I'm just guessing that her ex, her baby daddy,
- 13:22Speaker 8: he probably has more than three and he just keep
- 13:25Speaker 8: he just keeps on dropping them.
- 13:27Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
- 13:27Speaker 8: And so I mean when it's on video like that,
- 13:32Speaker 8: do they just keep been investigating it and then they
- 13:35Speaker 8: can prosecute it unless he like says he wants to
- 13:39Speaker 8: press charges.
- 13:40Speaker 2: I don't know how that works.
- 13:41Speaker 8: Yeah, because remember like if somebody like that thing you
- 13:45Speaker 8: were talking about that guy with Reacher, right, he like
- 13:48Speaker 8: it was on video.
- 13:49Speaker 6: Yeah, he's clear now because the guy his neighbor jumped
- 13:52Speaker 6: out in front of his bike and like in front
- 13:53Speaker 6: of them, so he's fine.
- 13:54Speaker 8: Yeah, but still they both didn't say anything afterwards. Right,
- 14:00Speaker 8: That's why the cops didn't pursue it.
- 14:01Speaker 6: No, they didn't pursue it because they when it comes
- 14:04Speaker 6: to criminal charges, it's always up to the district attorney. Now,
- 14:06Speaker 6: that may involve cooperation from somebody. You might be a witness,
- 14:11Speaker 6: but you're not in charge of it.
- 14:12Speaker 8: So I'm just saying, if the baby daddy just keeps
- 14:14Speaker 8: on like putting videos out there, but he says he
- 14:16Speaker 8: doesn't want to press charges, they can still go after.
- 14:18Speaker 2: Of course they can.
- 14:18Speaker 3: You can always do that.
- 14:19Speaker 2: In fact, it's mandatory in some cases where they have
- 14:21Speaker 2: to arrest somebody.
- 14:22Speaker 6: But you know, yeah, if they're a danger.
- 14:24Speaker 2: But this is weird. I mean, is she crazy? For sure?
- 14:27Speaker 9: But why now right before the Bachelorette is coming out?
- 14:30Speaker 8: Because you were amazing jealous. I've been telling you this
- 14:32Speaker 8: guy's a douche.
- 14:33Speaker 9: Yeah, he's releasing videos from three years ago constantly, one
- 14:36Speaker 9: after another, Like, why have you been.
- 14:37Speaker 8: Sitting on that? Him being aducher doesn't justify her actions
- 14:40Speaker 8: at all.
- 14:42Speaker 2: What Sammy is saying is, who's the woman in this relationship?
- 14:46Speaker 3: I'm getting Gregory, what you got? Well?
- 14:52Speaker 7: I think this is pretty interesting. There's an update on
- 14:54Speaker 7: the Kevin Spacey legal drama. He went through all those
- 14:56Speaker 7: allegations of sexual misconduct after allegedly hitting on a bunch
- 15:00Speaker 7: of young dudes, and he was found not guilty of
- 15:02Speaker 7: all that, but it was too late. He got fired
- 15:04Speaker 7: from House of Cards, and then he went back to
- 15:06Speaker 7: court claiming that his insurance company should have paid him
- 15:09Speaker 7: thirty million bucks because he had been diagnosed with sexual
- 15:14Speaker 7: compulsive behavior. Now, the jury didn't buy it. Why would
- 15:19Speaker 7: you get paid for that? Well, it was an insurance
- 15:21Speaker 7: policy that if you lose your job for whatever reason,
- 15:23Speaker 7: this insurance company was going to give him twenty nine
- 15:25Speaker 7: point five million.
- 15:27Speaker 3: How do you get that kind of insurance? And what
- 15:29Speaker 3: is the what's the premium on that? That's a good question,
- 15:32Speaker 3: and does he pay the He also got to figure like,
- 15:34Speaker 3: you're a public person, right, and so like, I know,
- 15:38Speaker 3: I'll give you an example. Having this stupid job, I'm
- 15:41Speaker 3: considered quote a public person, as are each one of you.
- 15:45Speaker 3: Have you guys gott an umbrella insurance? Yo, trying Yeah,
- 15:50Speaker 3: we're high risk. You can get it, but you got
- 15:53Speaker 3: to pay it. But you're not getting the regular umbrella coverage.
- 15:56Speaker 3: You got to get the premium stuff.
- 15:57Speaker 2: It's hard to come back.
- 15:59Speaker 8: It's expand yeah, I found out about that a while
- 16:02Speaker 8: back from that YouTuber what's his name? He has that
- 16:05Speaker 8: pizza place in Hollywood, But he got in trouble because
- 16:11Speaker 8: he was like swinging around his friend on like some
- 16:14Speaker 8: industrial equipment and it got injured. And then it became
- 16:18Speaker 8: like then the friend got hurt, right, and then they
- 16:22Speaker 8: were trying to figure out if the umbrella insurance covered
- 16:24Speaker 8: it or not.
- 16:25Speaker 3: Well, yeah, there's that. But here's the thing, man, Like,
- 16:27Speaker 3: how do you get an insurance policy? And how much
- 16:29Speaker 3: does it cost that covers you in case you get fired?
- 16:32Speaker 2: Is that.
- 16:34Speaker 8: What's that thing that people always say the lords of
- 16:36Speaker 8: London or something like this.
- 16:37Speaker 7: Is interesting words of London.
- 16:39Speaker 2: Yeahs to London.
- 16:40Speaker 6: So this would have been why would have thirty million
- 16:41Speaker 6: bucks or whatever? Yeah, they say that premium is roughly
- 16:44Speaker 6: usually one to two percent of that total amount.
- 16:47Speaker 2: So that's a couple hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, and you
- 16:50Speaker 2: can in some.
- 16:51Speaker 6: Cases add on a disgrace clause, which would be another
- 16:56Speaker 6: one or two basically doubles the price of the premium.
- 16:58Speaker 6: So you're talking for thirty million b maybe per year
- 17:04Speaker 6: per production, so per season, that's.
- 17:07Speaker 3: Worth it for twenty million, right, works.
- 17:09Speaker 7: This is why I find it interesting. The jury said, no,
- 17:13Speaker 7: not going to happen. He's not going to get the money.
- 17:14Speaker 7: It was at ten to vote and they said it
- 17:16Speaker 7: all came down to one word of the argument and
- 17:19Speaker 7: that word was predominant. The jury didn't believe that his
- 17:23Speaker 7: quote sickness was the predominant cause for House of Cards
- 17:27Speaker 7: to let him go for the show. They say it
- 17:30Speaker 7: was just bad pr and you know, it was a
- 17:32Speaker 7: bad look. So it all came down to one word.
- 17:35Speaker 3: I wonder if they knew that and they intentionally put
- 17:38Speaker 3: that in there the predominant cause, and then they even
- 17:42Speaker 3: just keep them from getting yeah out on that. They
- 17:44Speaker 3: pulled up an email from a Netflix executive that said,
- 17:48Speaker 3: there is no scenario in which Kevin Spacey will appear
- 17:51Speaker 3: in any version of the final season of the show.
- 17:53Speaker 3: But it didn't mention any of the sexual misconduct stuff.
- 17:56Speaker 3: It was just bad pr whereas his side was saying, no,
- 17:59Speaker 3: it was because I have a sickness, right, so he's
- 18:01Speaker 3: out all that money. That's what every dude loves. Sex.
- 18:05Speaker 3: These guys go to like rehab and stuff because they
- 18:08Speaker 3: got caught cheating on their wife. They go, well, I'm
- 18:09Speaker 3: going at hey, I'm a sex okay therapy six days a.
- 18:13Speaker 2: Good right time for your birthday. We're gonna Shi day.
- 18:21Speaker 4: We won't sit shay and you know you don't do
- 18:25Speaker 4: what bday.
- 18:26Speaker 3: And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Steven
- 18:29Speaker 3: Tyler from Aerosmith who is seventy eight. He got the
- 18:32Speaker 3: country star Kenny Chesney who's fifty eight. Martin Short is
- 18:37Speaker 3: seventy six years old today. You guys remember Jennifer Gray
- 18:40Speaker 3: from Ferris Buellers and Dirty Dancing sixty six years old.
- 18:45Speaker 3: Kieran Knightley is forty one Bad Baby's.
- 18:51Speaker 2: Fair twenty three years old. Was helping She's gone by now.
- 18:56Speaker 3: I was thinking of the same thing.
- 18:57Speaker 7: Let's help she doesn't see twenty five.
- 19:00Speaker 3: Another throwback Birthday Juvenile The Rapper Juvenile is fifty one
- 19:05Speaker 3: Leslie Man, very funny for your emersion, knocked up and
- 19:08Speaker 3: they spin off. This is forty fifty four. Today he
- 19:12Speaker 3: was a Tony's You Brown nephew on the Sopranos Michael
- 19:16Speaker 3: Imperioli Christopher Christopher is sixty years old and today's part
- 19:23Speaker 3: of birthday is Misty Stone and today's birthday Girl. She
- 19:27Speaker 3: served up more seafood than a cruise buffet. Oh yeah,
- 19:31Speaker 3: a lot of clams. Seven hundred and sixteen fine films,
- 19:34Speaker 3: including Anaconda's Little Mama's Volume one. She was in Black Prison,
- 19:38Speaker 3: Lesbians Nice. Also Dark Milk Chocolate. She was in Scam
- 19:44Speaker 3: and Then Slam Volume one. She was in Lay d
- 19:48Speaker 3: Pipe Volume two, Lesbian Halfway House. She was in Businesswoman
- 19:53Speaker 3: Seduced by her lesbian employees.
- 19:55Speaker 2: It happened. Also, she was in a Step Family Squirt Debacle.
- 20:00Speaker 3: There you go, Gina, Oh my God, thank you, Squirty
- 20:05Speaker 3: and then who can forget her unforgetted role in sperm fasting.
- 20:11Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but I'm sperm fasting.
- 20:13Speaker 3: You do it during lent, during Lent, that's a misty Stone.
- 20:16Speaker 3: Who's forty years old today in that age born of birthday,
- 20:19Speaker 3: your celebrity birthdays.
- 20:20Speaker 2: And that is he Thursday. Look what's happening around the
- 20:23Speaker 2: world of entertainment? It is the what you show?
- 20:26Speaker 3: We're gonna quick break more. What do you show next?
- 20:28Speaker 2: Hang on, welcome back? It show.
- 20:34Speaker 3: Hi, welcome back. It's still Thursday, right, we in like
- 20:38Speaker 3: it is, hit fast forward and hit the Friday. Sadly, No,
- 20:42Speaker 3: that's all right, pre Friday.
- 20:43Speaker 2: We're good, dude.
- 20:44Speaker 3: A lot of people posted about this, and I've seen
- 20:48Speaker 3: nothing but positives on what the United Airlines are doing.
- 20:53Speaker 3: They made their announcement something that all passengers would want
- 20:57Speaker 3: to have, at least according to the comments. You know,
- 20:59Speaker 3: I went right to them. Starting next year, they're going
- 21:01Speaker 3: to debut this new it's called relax Row.
- 21:04Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's a.
- 21:06Speaker 3: It's a it's a new section of their wide body planes.
- 21:09Speaker 3: It will be between Economy Class and Premium Plus and
- 21:13Speaker 3: they're gonna be up to these twelve relaxed rows on
- 21:15Speaker 3: each plane. Each of these feature a trio of economy seats.
- 21:20Speaker 3: So picture like you know, like get the three seats
- 21:21Speaker 3: on the one side, right, but these seats can convert
- 21:25Speaker 3: into like a like a little couch, like a little bed.
- 21:28Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't you get like a mat or something.
- 21:29Speaker 3: Yeah, complete with adjustable leg ress. Here's like, here's a
- 21:33Speaker 3: picture of this woman and she's got her daughter there,
- 21:36Speaker 3: so thrilled.
- 21:38Speaker 10: So you know what it is.
- 21:39Speaker 3: It's it's the first class or business class lay flats,
- 21:42Speaker 3: but in the economy the three seat so not as wide,
- 21:46Speaker 3: not with all the couple in correct. I would take that.
- 21:48Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
- 21:49Speaker 2: I can't really explain it, but like I love it
- 21:51Speaker 2: and I want to do it, but something about it
- 21:53Speaker 2: seems kind of tacky. It's yeah back of the but
- 21:58Speaker 2: like you're a stowaway.
- 21:59Speaker 3: I would totally be down for it. The price. The
- 22:02Speaker 3: section comes with a mattress pad, extra pillows, and family
- 22:06Speaker 3: travel kits with you know, people's small kids. United said
- 22:09Speaker 3: that the passengers on long haul flights deserve an option
- 22:12Speaker 3: for more space and comfort, and this is one way.
- 22:14Speaker 2: Yeah, I also make that happen. I almost bought one
- 22:16Speaker 2: of these.
- 22:16Speaker 6: I think it was Fiji Airways going to New Zealand
- 22:20Speaker 6: because they had a similar setup and it was the
- 22:22Speaker 6: price was good man is but it's definitely better than
- 22:25Speaker 6: first class, especially for trans Pacific. But yeah, it's not
- 22:29Speaker 6: wide enough.
- 22:29Speaker 7: It's kind of like you just put the arms up
- 22:31Speaker 7: and lie down right right.
- 22:33Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. I don't know, it's less rough looking.
- 22:36Speaker 3: Yeah, here's here's the only thing about it. I think
- 22:38Speaker 3: that would be kind of a pain. Right, So in
- 22:42Speaker 3: the lake the lay flat seats, you can you know,
- 22:45Speaker 3: either make it flat or it goes right back up
- 22:47Speaker 3: to a seat. It's just a button and it, you know,
- 22:49Speaker 3: pops back up, like when we went on the Emirates,
- 22:53Speaker 3: you know, extreme weekend trip to Dubai, same thing, really quick.
- 22:57Speaker 3: This seems to be more of a process. So like
- 22:59Speaker 3: let's just say you're done laying down totally and you
- 23:02Speaker 3: just want to sit up and maybe have like your
- 23:03Speaker 3: in flight meal. Yeah, just sit up and watch the show.
- 23:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:08Speaker 3: Now now it's like you gotta like completely get up,
- 23:10Speaker 3: get out of the road, take this mattress thing, move
- 23:13Speaker 3: it out, and I don't know where that goes, Like where.
- 23:14Speaker 2: Are they stow down you lost me yet I'm done
- 23:16Speaker 2: laying down, Like, I'll stay like that happily the entire No.
- 23:19Speaker 3: You won They probably allow you to stay that way
- 23:22Speaker 3: the whole time, as like as I'm a little seat
- 23:24Speaker 3: built on correct Yeah, for take offs and landings and things,
- 23:26Speaker 3: they'll make it. Can I get a breakfast in bed?
- 23:29Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm talking about it.
- 23:31Speaker 3: Will be more expensive, obviously. It's also gonna make free seats.
- 23:34Speaker 3: It's also gonna make the price of the other regular
- 23:36Speaker 3: economy seats and everything else on the plane go up
- 23:38Speaker 3: because there's just gonna be fewer seats, right, Yeah, but
- 23:42Speaker 3: this is a good option if you don't want to
- 23:43Speaker 3: pay the first class business class fair. At least you
- 23:46Speaker 3: can lie down, you do, you do wanna?
- 23:49Speaker 2: You do wanna lay down? And you could like put
- 23:51Speaker 2: your kid in there with you or whatever when I
- 23:53Speaker 2: don't want.
- 23:54Speaker 3: When I first heard about it, they described it as
- 23:56Speaker 3: a couch. I think that's misleading. It's definitely not.
- 23:58Speaker 6: You're gonna be end much like when you lay down.
- 24:00Speaker 6: If you ever tried to sleep in the back row
- 24:02Speaker 6: of like a truck or something, it's never wide enough
- 24:06Speaker 6: for your shoulders.
- 24:07Speaker 3: You know what else is like the couch, just the
- 24:09Speaker 3: regular row of seats a couch. Yeah, if you just
- 24:14Speaker 3: had the arm mess up at.
- 24:15Speaker 2: The other thing.
- 24:15Speaker 6: Two you're unless you're like five, unless your samy size,
- 24:18Speaker 6: your legs will be sitting out in the in the
- 24:20Speaker 6: aisle on the.
- 24:22Speaker 3: That's okay, I mean your knees or yeah, yeah, yeah, don't.
- 24:25Speaker 2: I don't. I don't really mind that as much. It does. Look,
- 24:29Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying. It looks tacky, but I want it.
- 24:31Speaker 3: What was the other We were talking about planes one
- 24:33Speaker 3: time and somebody said that there was a morgue on
- 24:36Speaker 3: the plane.
- 24:38Speaker 2: I think we have talked about that, because I think
- 24:41Speaker 2: the question.
- 24:41Speaker 3: Was they were asking flight attends what happens if somebody
- 24:43Speaker 3: dies on board and they go, we just put them
- 24:45Speaker 3: in the morgue?
- 24:45Speaker 2: They sit there.
- 24:46Speaker 3: Yeah, the morgue the plane war Is that next to
- 24:48Speaker 3: the gift shop and yeah right yeah and the ice
- 24:51Speaker 3: cream parlor on board? But this British Airlines flight, uh
- 24:56Speaker 3: long haul thing right this past your dies mid flight?
- 25:00Speaker 3: They were on their way from Hong Kong to London
- 25:02Speaker 3: and an hour into the fourteen hour flight is one
- 25:05Speaker 3: in her sixties just died in her seat? You keep
- 25:07Speaker 3: going now it says, now, according to the flight rules,
- 25:09Speaker 3: someone dying on a flight isn't considered enough of a
- 25:12Speaker 3: medical emergency. Yet what are you going to do? Nothing
- 25:15Speaker 3: to do? Yeah, to divert the flight. They're not going
- 25:17Speaker 3: to divert the flight over that we have a doctor
- 25:18Speaker 3: Frankenstein on board. So the pilots decide to keep going
- 25:21Speaker 3: for the rest of the thirteen hours in the air
- 25:23Speaker 3: and the flight crew they were originally ordered to take
- 25:26Speaker 3: the dead woman and keep her in the bathroom, but
- 25:30Speaker 3: after that idea was rejected, they put her in the
- 25:33Speaker 3: rear galley instead. Oh my god, how crazy. By the
- 25:38Speaker 3: time the plane landed, other pastures complained of a quote,
- 25:40Speaker 3: foul smell coming from the galley. Yeah, thanks to the
- 25:45Speaker 3: heated flooring warming up the dead lady. So the uh
- 25:50Speaker 3: would such the British Airlines people. They released a statement
- 25:54Speaker 3: on the issue, saying that all the procedures were correctly
- 25:57Speaker 3: followed and they expressed condolences of the woman's family.
- 26:00Speaker 2: All right, I think if you took a vote and
- 26:03Speaker 2: it started smelling, people like I'm cool with landing and
- 26:06Speaker 2: how do you do you carry her?
- 26:07Speaker 6: Do you fireman carry or you do? Like the thing
- 26:09Speaker 6: where you person grabs the ankles, just drag.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Her down the aisle.
- 26:12Speaker 7: I guess right, probably like from the shoulders and then just.
- 26:15Speaker 3: Have her feet dragged like a.
- 26:16Speaker 2: Little baby the aisle.
- 26:18Speaker 9: And then but if you emergency land somewhere. She doesn't
- 26:22Speaker 9: have family or anyone that's necessarily.
- 26:24Speaker 2: In that city. You're not going to leave the body
- 26:26Speaker 2: there and they have to go get it.
- 26:27Speaker 6: Joy, I'll pass it.
- 26:31Speaker 3: Hey, your mom's don't ask go get her.
- 26:34Speaker 6: Here's the thing, and we're the comfort of the other passenger.
- 26:36Speaker 2: We have double bad news the Woody Show, and.
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- 26:54Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, good morning. I take the day. I said,
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- 27:13Speaker 3: nine eight seven gen and grab at the trending news headlines.
- 27:16Speaker 2: Yeah. Just one day after Meta was found libel in
- 27:18Speaker 2: that case involving the exploitation of kids in New Mexico
- 27:21Speaker 2: that we talked about. The company now has to pay
- 27:23Speaker 2: damages in another lawsuit in Los Angeles. So in this
- 27:27Speaker 2: case Meta and YouTubers, they're going to have to pay
- 27:30Speaker 2: a combined six million dollars to a woman, not the state,
- 27:33Speaker 2: but to a woman who says the platforms were designed
- 27:35Speaker 2: to be addictive, and she claims features like auto scrolling
- 27:38Speaker 2: led to anxiety and depression, body image issues. You list
- 27:41Speaker 2: goes on and on. Unpopular opinion. Oh I hope we
- 27:45Speaker 2: align on this. I'm sure you will, and I want
- 27:47Speaker 2: to park it here as well.
- 27:48Speaker 3: Yeah, unpopular opinion. I think all these people suing over
- 27:52Speaker 3: stuff like that are ridiculous. Of course, you create a
- 27:55Speaker 3: product or a business service whatever that you want people
- 27:58Speaker 3: to use over and over and over again.
- 28:00Speaker 2: It's okay.
- 28:02Speaker 3: The fact that you ate all the McDonald's and became
- 28:05Speaker 3: a big giant fat ass, or the fact that you
- 28:07Speaker 3: bought cigarettes and you smoked them till you got cancer
- 28:11Speaker 3: like this is this is not their fault. A second,
- 28:15Speaker 3: this is not their fault. It is not the gun
- 28:18Speaker 3: manufacturer's fault that somebody used that gun to turn around
- 28:21Speaker 3: and shoot somebody.
- 28:22Speaker 7: With it sometimes it's not their fault that and also.
- 28:27Speaker 2: You didn't use it for its quote intended purpose. Of course,
- 28:30Speaker 2: they want you to spend more.
- 28:31Speaker 3: Every TV network, every radio station or show, every podcast
- 28:35Speaker 3: wants more and more people to every show.
- 28:40Speaker 8: So it's it's a lot of parents that are behind
- 28:42Speaker 8: this lawsuit. Insane, this did this to their kids. I'm like,
- 28:46Speaker 8: where were you at there. I don't know if it
- 28:50Speaker 8: was this woman, but the one of the lawsuits was
- 28:53Speaker 8: a woman that was suing them because she was using
- 28:57Speaker 8: the platform and she broke the rules because she was
- 28:59Speaker 8: using it under thirteen years old.
- 29:03Speaker 3: All right, they have the rules about to sign up
- 29:05Speaker 3: like a for Instagram or whatever.
- 29:06Speaker 8: What. I don't know how long I think they're still yeah,
- 29:08Speaker 8: I think they still size it with her.
- 29:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 29:10Speaker 3: So there's another story. Two gamblers in Pennsylvania. They fought
- 29:13Speaker 3: a lassit against the NFL DraftKings and fan Duel. The
- 29:17Speaker 3: two Plaineffs alleged that an addiction to gambling led them
- 29:20Speaker 3: to lose over two million dollars, and a central issue
- 29:23Speaker 3: in the case concerns micro betting, so where betters can
- 29:27Speaker 3: place wagers on individual plays.
- 29:29Speaker 2: It's like, this is not their fault. Yeah, I'm sure
- 29:31Speaker 2: it did need you to lose two million dollars. Like
- 29:33Speaker 2: you can't sue Budwiser because you're a drunk.
- 29:36Speaker 3: Yeah, I would like to sue the avocado industry.
- 29:39Speaker 2: I can't stop. Yeah, sue Eminem's gray. I should sue
- 29:42Speaker 2: it too good.
- 29:44Speaker 3: I like them too much.
- 29:45Speaker 2: Yah. I figured you guys were going to say that.
- 29:46Speaker 2: I agree. But the thing I took issue with was
- 29:50Speaker 2: she gets a combined six million dollars. It's not like
- 29:53Speaker 2: reform is happening or they're going to change the way
- 29:55Speaker 2: they she just gets a payout. No.
- 29:57Speaker 8: Well, they say that this will like act social media
- 30:01Speaker 8: in a big way because now they don't want to
- 30:02Speaker 8: keep getting suit anybody can sue them.
- 30:04Speaker 2: Well, Meta agrees and says mental health is complex and
- 30:08Speaker 2: can't be blamed on one.
- 30:09Speaker 3: App genius and stuff. I think you know one thing,
- 30:13Speaker 3: I think I really would if I could three wishes,
- 30:17Speaker 3: I think for the better I would use one of
- 30:19Speaker 3: those wishes for the betterment of man too selfishly to
- 30:23Speaker 3: selfish too selfishly, And I'm not sure exactly what I'd
- 30:26Speaker 3: use those for, but I think one and because it
- 30:29Speaker 3: would be interesting to see the effect it would have
- 30:32Speaker 3: would be to make everybody, like the mind a race
- 30:36Speaker 3: and have it so it can never come social media
- 30:41Speaker 3: all of it, have it all go and nobody and
- 30:46Speaker 3: make it so like nobody would even have that idea.
- 30:48Speaker 3: It would never repopulate our society.
- 30:52Speaker 2: I think about this all the time. Are we in
- 30:54Speaker 2: general the broad scope of the world in history? Are
- 30:57Speaker 2: we better off with it? Or would be better off?
- 30:59Speaker 2: There's no way like. Are there benefits? Sure, there's entertainment,
- 31:04Speaker 2: some revolutions started, But dude that I'm with you.
- 31:08Speaker 3: Ye be, I think it'd be interesting to see. Like
- 31:11Speaker 3: you know, obviously this is not realistic, but what effect
- 31:15Speaker 3: it would have? What would society heal right? With certain
- 31:20Speaker 3: things in society? Would it heale? Would we have less division?
- 31:24Speaker 3: Would people get less absolutely fired? Would bring the temperature
- 31:28Speaker 3: down a hundred? Would have to write yes.
- 31:31Speaker 2: And it's so funny because the first thing that came
- 31:33Speaker 2: to my mind when you just said that was when
- 31:35Speaker 2: I was in college about seventy two years ago. We
- 31:39Speaker 2: went to Greece and I had all my pictures and
- 31:40Speaker 2: I will never forget showing my dad pictures of beautiful landscape,
- 31:44Speaker 2: and you go, why aren't you in any of these,
- 31:46Speaker 2: and I said, I don't want to get in the
- 31:47Speaker 2: way of the landscape. Don't you want to see how
- 31:49Speaker 2: beautiful it is? And now, as you know you like
- 31:52Speaker 2: love taking selfies, it's just a different world, Like why
- 31:55Speaker 2: would I sully this beautiful picture? Why would I get
- 31:59Speaker 2: in the way of it?
- 32:00Speaker 6: And now, of course none of us think that a
- 32:01Speaker 6: weak in the lawsuit, she says it gave her body
- 32:03Speaker 6: image issues.
- 32:04Speaker 7: You know what else gives you body image issues? Walking
- 32:07Speaker 7: down the hallway?
- 32:08Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 32:10Speaker 7: Can you compare yourself to everybody all the time. It's
- 32:12Speaker 7: not social media?
- 32:13Speaker 2: Shut up. Yeah, and they're gonna appeal.
- 32:15Speaker 3: And there's so much finger pointing. Yeah, yeah, nothing is
- 32:19Speaker 3: anybody's fault. All the people suing they all kind of
- 32:22Speaker 3: look alike to It's weird.
- 32:24Speaker 2: They're hot.
- 32:26Speaker 3: This this lawsuit against the NFL and DraftKings. It's I mean,
- 32:30Speaker 3: come on, man.
- 32:31Speaker 8: Yeah, it's it's weird. I do have a little of
- 32:34Speaker 8: a caveat What do you think about this? Okay, maybe
- 32:37Speaker 8: social media didn't totally disappear, right, but the comment section did. Now,
- 32:43Speaker 8: because that's where a lot of my favorite part. I
- 32:45Speaker 8: know it's your favorite part and the most entertaining but
- 32:47Speaker 8: that's what causes the most friction. Now there might be
- 32:51Speaker 8: an argument like, well, we do want social media and
- 32:54Speaker 8: all these avenues because then we get more information than
- 32:57Speaker 8: we would because you know, information be controlled if we
- 33:01Speaker 8: didn't right now, because people wouldn't have these outlets, and
- 33:06Speaker 8: you wouldn't hear about other stories that you wouldn't be
- 33:09Speaker 8: exposed to, and like information you would be exposed to.
- 33:13Speaker 8: I think the comments section, it's just most of what
- 33:16Speaker 8: you see on social media isn't actual fact.
- 33:18Speaker 2: It's all verified information, it's all editorialized.
- 33:21Speaker 3: It's it's just people spouting off.
- 33:23Speaker 8: I don't think that news is editorialized.
- 33:26Speaker 2: Why weaponize it to times a billion? Which is randoms?
- 33:30Speaker 3: And I know people like they take issue when I
- 33:33Speaker 3: say this, not everybody should have a platform?
- 33:37Speaker 2: Agree? You know what I mean?
- 33:39Speaker 7: Right?
- 33:40Speaker 3: By the way, the first plane in this lawsuit against
- 33:43Speaker 3: the NFL says he lost one point eight three millions
- 33:46Speaker 3: through the sites. Now here's a question, President, Can someone
- 33:49Speaker 3: who's such a loser have so much money to lose?
- 33:52Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a question credit.
- 33:54Speaker 8: Though, Yeah, right to break his kneecaps, family money.
- 33:57Speaker 3: The other guy he blew through one hundred and seventy
- 33:59Speaker 3: five thousand. Okay, I can see where maybe you know,
- 34:02Speaker 3: he was able to get that together, but at one
- 34:04Speaker 3: point three million.
- 34:05Speaker 2: That's a really good question. I lose twenty like, how
- 34:10Speaker 2: do you get loans?
- 34:11Speaker 8: Were you to say, yeah, I just want money, you
- 34:13Speaker 8: don't say what you want it for?
- 34:15Speaker 2: Well, because usually you.
- 34:16Speaker 3: Have you have some type of thing that will you
- 34:19Speaker 3: put your house, house, you put your you know whatever,
- 34:21Speaker 3: you got stocks, you get different things that you can.
- 34:23Speaker 2: Use right to your house for a.
- 34:26Speaker 3: You know, this is a sure thing you ever even think.
- 34:29Speaker 8: To do that?
- 34:30Speaker 4: Well.
- 34:30Speaker 2: MLB Opening Day kicked off with a matchup between the
- 34:33Speaker 2: Yankees and the Giants in San Francisco, and the Yankees
- 34:36Speaker 2: blew them out seven and nothing thanks to five runs
- 34:39Speaker 2: in the second inning. And while the game itself was
- 34:41Speaker 2: you know, kind of whatever, the first ever broadcast on
- 34:43Speaker 2: Netflix did have a couple of bright spots, and fans
- 34:46Speaker 2: say that having Giants legend Barry Bonds on air was
- 34:48Speaker 2: a quote breadth of fresh air.
- 34:51Speaker 3: Yes they're hanging out, and.
- 34:52Speaker 2: They actually praised him for admitting that he wasn't the
- 34:54Speaker 2: best teammate off the field, which is nice when somebody will,
- 34:57Speaker 2: you know, wow, from him.
- 35:00Speaker 3: It was pretty funny, man, because a lot of people,
- 35:02Speaker 3: I guess had never heard Barry Bond speak, like that's
- 35:04Speaker 3: what Barry Bond sounds like, Oh yeah, yeah, you expect
- 35:08Speaker 3: him to have like this, yeah, and he's kind of like,
- 35:10Speaker 3: you know, like anyway.
- 35:13Speaker 2: Voice. Well, there seems to be no end in sight
- 35:16Speaker 2: for the TSA drama at the airports. Is the government
- 35:19Speaker 2: shut down just keeps going and going. First, the Democrats
- 35:22Speaker 2: wanted a deal that would fund TSA separate from the
- 35:25Speaker 2: rest of homeland security funding, but Republicans said no. But
- 35:28Speaker 2: now it's the Republicans that have a deal on the
- 35:30Speaker 2: table to fund TSA separate from dh DHS, and it's
- 35:34Speaker 2: the Democrats who are saying now, so they're all a
- 35:36Speaker 2: bunch of little bitches basically. And TSA workers have been quitting,
- 35:40Speaker 2: calling out and record numbers and security delays at the airport.
- 35:44Speaker 2: Now they go, oh, it was two hours. No, it's worse.
- 35:46Speaker 2: I've seen six hours. And you see these crazy like
- 35:49Speaker 2: aerial shots of the like snaking around like full hallways down.
- 35:55Speaker 3: The airport to the parking garages and stuff. I'll just
- 36:00Speaker 3: turn around.
- 36:00Speaker 2: Well, it's just interesting, cancel.
- 36:03Speaker 3: It starts with one side saying something and then as
- 36:05Speaker 3: soon as the other person starts to it, then all
- 36:07Speaker 3: of a sudden, we don't want it anymore. Right, Yeah,
- 36:08Speaker 3: there's such big babies bitches totally Yeah, drives me crazy.
- 36:14Speaker 3: Eight seven seven forty four Wooding text us over to
- 36:16Speaker 3: two two nine eighty seven more what he shows next?
- 36:19Speaker 4: Show back in a minute, Woody show.
- 36:33Speaker 2: Sammy, there's some Trader Joe's news. Yes, what tell me?
- 36:37Speaker 3: And uh, hey tell your mom?
- 36:39Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh I know what this is about. What
- 36:43Speaker 2: little There's a new large lavender and pink tote. I
- 36:49Speaker 2: saw its.
- 36:52Speaker 3: Appointment Trader Joe's.
- 36:55Speaker 9: I went to Trader Joe's that day, not even really.
- 36:58Speaker 9: I mean I had seen it on the news when
- 36:59Speaker 9: I wasn't think, you know, about the lavender toe.
- 37:01Speaker 2: And when I got there, I saw the.
- 37:04Speaker 9: Many Easter ones, which I did, and I'm getting someone
- 37:08Speaker 9: and the checkout lady was telling me about the lavender
- 37:11Speaker 9: toats and how they went so fast in the morning
- 37:14Speaker 9: and that they actually had people buying it was one
- 37:17Speaker 9: per person buying some and then coming back in disguise.
- 37:24Speaker 3: Here and they're like nobot glasses.
- 37:28Speaker 2: Do you remember how sea bass for steel a base
- 37:30Speaker 2: steel a Taco promotions.
- 37:32Speaker 3: During the World Series. He would go into the Taco bells.
- 37:35Speaker 3: They were giving away a free taco if the opposing
- 37:38Speaker 3: team stole a base during the World Series, right, Yeah,
- 37:41Speaker 3: and so he would go in get his free taco
- 37:43Speaker 3: as Sea Bass, and then he would come back. He
- 37:46Speaker 3: would dress the business scientists. Then now he come back
- 37:48Speaker 3: dresses a dog, old lady dog. Yeah, but not people
- 37:54Speaker 3: are going in in disguise like a lavender.
- 37:57Speaker 2: Because he could resell those for like five thousand of all.
- 38:00Speaker 8: A buddy of mine's sister just walked in and they
- 38:02Speaker 8: had them.
- 38:03Speaker 2: Yeah. Well I just walked in and got the mini ones.
- 38:06Speaker 9: And what I noticed with the many ones that my
- 38:08Speaker 9: personal trader Joe's, was they don't have them hanging out
- 38:10Speaker 9: with all the regular bags.
- 38:11Speaker 2: But I'm sure they did with the Lavender show as well.
- 38:14Speaker 9: They're in a box kind of like off somewhere else
- 38:17Speaker 9: where like the water and drinks. Kind of want it
- 38:19Speaker 9: and with like a sign pointing down to where they are,
- 38:22Speaker 9: but you they.
- 38:23Speaker 2: Make you hunt for it.
- 38:24Speaker 3: You have to really want what a world Greg. I
- 38:27Speaker 3: say this with absolutely all sincerity. Sammy, I've been kind
- 38:31Speaker 3: of rewatching hoarders lately, and you are kind of entering
- 38:36Speaker 3: into that mentality because hoarders think they and you use
- 38:40Speaker 3: this word, need this stuff. They find something on sale,
- 38:44Speaker 3: they buy it. It sits in an attic or a
- 38:46Speaker 3: basement for decades and oh, well it was it was
- 38:49Speaker 3: on sale. I needed it. No, you never even used it.
- 38:52Speaker 3: And now every time they make a new tote bag,
- 38:55Speaker 3: you're like, oh, it's so cute, I need it.
- 38:56Speaker 2: I gotta have it.
- 38:57Speaker 7: And next thing you know, you're gonna be a hoarder
- 38:59Speaker 7: with eighty seven.
- 39:02Speaker 2: Because it's sold out. I know. But you look at the.
- 39:04Speaker 3: Desperation you have and if you find it, you know
- 39:07Speaker 3: you're gonna get it. So you created this for so
- 39:10Speaker 3: many different things. You think about everything about the Stanley craze. Yeah,
- 39:14Speaker 3: it's like they come up with a new color. Oh
- 39:16Speaker 3: it's an exclusive color just because it's targetary popcorn buckets
- 39:21Speaker 3: that are like two cents. Yeah, people are going crazy
- 39:24Speaker 3: for Yeah.
- 39:25Speaker 9: I only have like one Stanley per season, though I
- 39:28Speaker 9: don't know nuts. I'm not a crazy person of them.
- 39:32Speaker 3: Yeah, but also you know then people the same people
- 39:35Speaker 3: will turn around and yes, things are expensive, gas and
- 39:39Speaker 3: the things are expensive, but how do you turn around
- 39:42Speaker 3: and then complain about things like that when you are
- 39:45Speaker 3: going out and getting New Trader Joe's totes like a
- 39:48Speaker 3: dollar even were the people who then go online and
- 39:51Speaker 3: buy them from the ebays and crazy the people who
- 39:54Speaker 3: got them because you absolutely have to have them, so
- 39:57Speaker 3: you pay this premium for a tote tote. Also, it's
- 40:01Speaker 3: crazy you have exempted yourself from complaining about the cost
- 40:04Speaker 3: of anything else.
- 40:06Speaker 2: Greg.
- 40:06Speaker 8: I'll make a little argument also for it, because Ward
- 40:09Speaker 8: and I were talking about this the other day. It's
- 40:11Speaker 8: kind of maybe not even about that. It's about the
- 40:15Speaker 8: thrill of the hunt of getting it right now, that's
- 40:20Speaker 8: the disorder. But no, the take out that little party
- 40:22Speaker 8: you say that you actually need it, it's just the
- 40:26Speaker 8: the excitement of trying to find it and the thrill.
- 40:29Speaker 3: It's the thrill of the chase, right.
- 40:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 40:31Speaker 3: Some people that's how they are in relationships or with jobs.
- 40:35Speaker 3: They they love the idea of like can I get
- 40:38Speaker 3: this job, can I land this person with a relationship,
- 40:42Speaker 3: And they put all this effort and strategy and everything
- 40:44Speaker 3: else in the getting is done, and then once they
- 40:46Speaker 3: get they go.
- 40:47Speaker 2: Right next one.
- 40:49Speaker 3: Because it was just all about that pursuit.
- 40:51Speaker 2: And and I think you're right because when my mom
- 40:54Speaker 2: went to Trader Joe's in Kansas and they were just
- 40:56Speaker 2: in a pile, She's like, do you want any of these?
- 40:58Speaker 8: I was like yeah.
- 40:59Speaker 2: She's like, I mean, okay, and amazing nobody cares. Oh,
- 41:03Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Like, it wasn't guarded, there wasn't
- 41:05Speaker 2: a line. She's like, do you want these? They're just
- 41:07Speaker 2: sitting here and nobody cared.
- 41:08Speaker 9: Yeah, it's definitely not like that here, but I will
- 41:11Speaker 9: say it's also great. They're great gifts, like a you're
- 41:15Speaker 9: gonna make fun of me now.
- 41:16Speaker 2: But I was already gift list.
- 41:18Speaker 11: I was already buying.
- 41:20Speaker 2: I have plenty of tote bags.
- 41:22Speaker 9: Trader Joe's Easter themed stuff, like the candies and stuff
- 41:26Speaker 9: that they have.
- 41:26Speaker 2: They have the cute little bunnies and he is consistent
- 41:29Speaker 2: with this.
- 41:29Speaker 9: Yes, So I had already bought some because I'm gonna,
- 41:32Speaker 9: you know, be at my sister's for Easter or whatever
- 41:34Speaker 9: for my parents little Trader Joe's fun Easter stuff, and
- 41:37Speaker 9: I'm already been collecting in case they sell out, obviously,
- 41:40Speaker 9: And so then I was there and they had the
- 41:41Speaker 9: many tote bags and it said right on the side,
- 41:44Speaker 9: great for Easter baskets, and I was like, oh my gosh,
- 41:46Speaker 9: they are so ladies.
- 41:47Speaker 3: And gentlemen who are listening. As you hear Sammy saying
- 41:50Speaker 3: all these things. You should see the look of judgment
- 41:52Speaker 3: on Morgan's face right now.
- 41:53Speaker 9: Well, so I got the many tote bags and now
- 41:56Speaker 9: I'll have all the little Trader Joe's Easter you know,
- 41:58Speaker 9: candies in it for them, and it's.
- 42:00Speaker 2: Gonna be so cute.
- 42:00Speaker 3: Neat, give us your inner thoughts, Morgan, I'm.
- 42:03Speaker 2: Glad I'm not in your family.
- 42:06Speaker 12: Wait, well, I did not get bored with the same
- 42:08Speaker 12: type of gifts all the time, Like there's no thought
- 42:10Speaker 12: that goes into that.
- 42:11Speaker 9: That's I've never gotten them a mini tote bag with
- 42:14Speaker 9: Trader Dose candy cent it before.
- 42:15Speaker 2: My thing is I would love to study.
- 42:17Speaker 8: I would love to study on how they convinced everybody
- 42:20Speaker 8: like you need to buy this because it's not like
- 42:23Speaker 8: it's a new thing.
- 42:24Speaker 3: They've always had.
- 42:25Speaker 2: Tope back because it's adorable, because no, no, no no.
- 42:27Speaker 8: But I would love to know the science and the
- 42:29Speaker 8: marketing behind because it was a person that influenced everybody else.
- 42:34Speaker 3: Well, because it wasn't it just they had tote bags, right,
- 42:37Speaker 3: just regular ass tote bags like every store. Okay, But
- 42:40Speaker 3: then when they had the mini one, people are like,
- 42:43Speaker 3: oh my god, these are.
- 42:44Speaker 2: But I feel like menace. I think I can answer
- 42:48Speaker 2: that because the first time I saw that.
- 42:50Speaker 3: Created kind of the thing because then people are like, oh,
- 42:51Speaker 3: I want to go and get the mini tote bag,
- 42:54Speaker 3: which they you know, they probably just put out just
- 42:56Speaker 3: as a whatever thing.
- 42:57Speaker 2: When I saw a news story that women in South
- 43:00Speaker 2: Korea wanted them so bad they were buying them for
- 43:02Speaker 2: five thousand dollars online, that's when everybody saw, oh, these
- 43:06Speaker 2: are a big deal.
- 43:07Speaker 13: Other people around oh yeah, some some other countries will
- 43:12Speaker 13: get fixated on like one American thing, American item now
- 43:16Speaker 13: it's like and then Americans will be like, oh, well
- 43:19Speaker 13: I can make money off.
- 43:21Speaker 2: This, yeah, or if they like it and they're kind
- 43:23Speaker 2: of taste makers, I should be having one.
- 43:25Speaker 3: But I said, hyper consumerism, that is that is true
- 43:30Speaker 3: because people they get you get fixated on sure something
- 43:33Speaker 3: that doesn't matter, Like.
- 43:34Speaker 7: It doesn't matter if you're getting a good deal. It's
- 43:37Speaker 7: not a good deal if you don't need it.
- 43:38Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 43:39Speaker 3: I read an article about how a lot of brands
- 43:42Speaker 3: are now embracing the ridiculous, like the more ridiculous. Something
- 43:46Speaker 3: sounds like it's a good idea because it gets that attention.
- 43:50Speaker 3: Oh we're doing we're doing pickle flavored beer. Of course,
- 43:54Speaker 3: you know, what's the what's the one?
- 43:57Speaker 2: Damn it?
- 43:57Speaker 3: I just I just saw something about it. I got
- 44:00Speaker 3: bracelet that looked like a roll of tapes.
- 44:02Speaker 8: Yes, all that, you know, talking about the pickle jacket.
- 44:06Speaker 3: There's a pickle jacket. There's a there's some there's some brand,
- 44:10Speaker 3: one of the one of the one of the beer brands.
- 44:11Speaker 3: They're doing a fertilizer.
- 44:13Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, yes, yes, you saw that. I did
- 44:16Speaker 2: see that where.
- 44:17Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah the garden.
- 44:19Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, so.
- 44:20Speaker 3: They're they're doing like a fertilizer. I thought I thought
- 44:23Speaker 3: I had the story about it. Yeah exactly.
- 44:27Speaker 2: It's just novelty. It's like a Natty Light lawn brew.
- 44:30Speaker 4: Right.
- 44:30Speaker 3: So, but here's the thing. Every people start, oh my god,
- 44:34Speaker 3: you see it so funny, you know, yeah, it's so
- 44:38Speaker 3: off brand that it's shocking that people are like, okay.
- 44:41Speaker 2: Yeah, n Lights lawn brew. Yeah, Natty Light, that's it. Nice.
- 44:45Speaker 2: Yeah about the money, get whatever you want, right, yeah,
- 44:48Speaker 2: I just need to know if I will reach basic
- 44:50Speaker 2: bitch singularity if I take a picture of my puppy
- 44:54Speaker 2: in a mini Trader Joe's. Oh my gosh, please do
- 45:00Speaker 2: your basic pitch Richter scale. It would break for real.
- 45:05Speaker 3: Yeah, they said, check out the toads on eBay. The
- 45:06Speaker 3: ridiculous price.
- 45:08Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy, it's all manufactured.
- 45:11Speaker 8: Need.
- 45:11Speaker 3: Well, there you go, ladies, gentlemen, the new Trader Joe's
- 45:16Speaker 3: large lavender and pink tote flying off the shelves. You
- 45:20Speaker 3: just you have to have it.
- 45:21Speaker 4: You have to.
- 45:22Speaker 7: I mean, it's a matter of need.
- 45:24Speaker 3: Do you even matter as a person if you don't have?
- 45:26Speaker 8: No?
- 45:26Speaker 7: And then can you imagine if they make an extra
- 45:28Speaker 7: large one.
- 45:34Speaker 4: Show.
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- 46:02Speaker 3: and you got to check out this location. It's custom,
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- 46:07Speaker 3: at the Habit Burger in Echo Park on West Sunset.
- 46:10Speaker 3: They have a bunch of Dodger themed giveaways because the
- 46:13Speaker 3: Habit Burger's got this new partnership with Dodgers, and to
- 46:16Speaker 3: the first one hundred people there will get a Blue
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- 46:19Speaker 2: Plus.
- 46:19Speaker 3: Hey, look, you're looking for something for lunch today, there's
- 46:21Speaker 3: your answer that question, Well, what's for lunch?
- 46:24Speaker 2: What are we doing?
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- 46:35Speaker 5: This is.
- 46:39Speaker 3: There's another ridiculous lawsuit. Oh yeah, I saw this video
- 46:44Speaker 3: when the guy first did this podcast. It it was
- 46:48Speaker 3: popping up and I'm like, oh, that's really funny. He's
- 46:49Speaker 3: a comedian.
- 46:50Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a comedian. And this is this guy in
- 46:54Speaker 2: Africa who's getting sued over this joke he made about
- 46:57Speaker 2: the Lion King and like it hit picked up a
- 46:59Speaker 2: line to stem really fast. So He joked that the
- 47:02Speaker 2: opening lyrics of Circled Life. You know, I was like, okay,
- 47:07Speaker 2: so apparently that translates. Apparently he said that translates to
- 47:11Speaker 2: look there's a lion. Oh my god.
- 47:13Speaker 3: I have a clip from the podcast. This is where
- 47:15Speaker 3: this whole thing stems from.
- 47:16Speaker 2: That Zie. That's that's. By the way.
- 47:19Speaker 3: A guy's name is learn More, which I think is
- 47:22Speaker 3: pretty learn more. I forget his last name, but he's
- 47:25Speaker 3: from Africa, okay, and so he it was. It was
- 47:28Speaker 3: a joke to break it down for the non Africans.
- 47:32Speaker 2: That Zimbabwe.
- 47:33Speaker 3: That's Lu's can you do that?
- 47:36Speaker 4: I can do it?
- 47:37Speaker 2: Singing like no, you were way off?
- 47:46Speaker 1: All right?
- 47:47Speaker 2: All right, yea again, what is his name?
- 47:56Speaker 3: It means, Look there's a lion. Oh my god. What
- 48:06Speaker 3: that means?
- 48:07Speaker 2: That is not what that means. That's exactly what it means.
- 48:10Speaker 2: Look there's a lion.
- 48:12Speaker 1: My god, there's a liar, My god. Okay, it's a
- 48:23Speaker 1: whole time.
- 48:25Speaker 2: I thought it was like this beautiful, majestic.
- 48:31Speaker 4: Lion, and they have made billions of you.
- 48:41Speaker 2: Gonna call you well guess what?
- 48:43Speaker 3: Guess what? He was on stage doing his comedy show,
- 48:46Speaker 3: like the Laugh Actor or something. Like that, and he
- 48:49Speaker 3: got served the lawsuit. You got served paper service from.
- 48:52Speaker 2: What well from the writer of the song, because the
- 48:56Speaker 2: writer says it actually means all hail the cad, we
- 49:00Speaker 2: all bow in the presence of the king. So because
- 49:03Speaker 2: of that, he's suing the comedian for twenty seven million dollars,
- 49:09Speaker 2: claiming the joke was a malicious depiction that created a
- 49:12Speaker 2: false narrative and is spitting on his work with continuous
- 49:17Speaker 2: mockery and disdain. Everybody's lost their mind. It's crazy. So
- 49:21Speaker 2: the lawsuit also says the jokes are quote causing disruption
- 49:24Speaker 2: of business relationships and hurting his royalties, and the comic
- 49:29Speaker 2: now needs a lawyer and he can't believe this is happening,
- 49:32Speaker 2: Like he can't believe that this guy. And I saw
- 49:34Speaker 2: the interview with the writer and he was crying. How
- 49:39Speaker 2: could he say this?
- 49:40Speaker 3: Like, how could he make a joke traumatically?
- 49:42Speaker 2: It was a vagina?
- 49:44Speaker 3: I think crazy. It is time to retire guys, YEA,
- 49:48Speaker 3: let's get out here.
- 49:49Speaker 2: There can't do this.
- 49:50Speaker 3: There was a T shirt I saw years ago. This
- 49:52Speaker 3: is like twenty years ago, and I thought it was
- 49:54Speaker 3: funny then. It is so appropriate now and really true,
- 49:58Speaker 3: stop the planet.
- 49:59Speaker 2: I want to get off. No, not the rise. I
- 50:02Speaker 2: found enough time.
- 50:05Speaker 8: I was just listening to our friend Charlotte, me and
- 50:08Speaker 8: the guy, and he was just going off. I'm just like,
- 50:11Speaker 8: how sarcasm. It's just completely dead lost. People lost their minds, and.
- 50:16Speaker 3: No matter how no matter how wrong you are, people
- 50:20Speaker 3: turn around. I told you about the guy. He broke
- 50:23Speaker 3: one of the main rules in broadcast of like payola plugola,
- 50:27Speaker 3: where you mentioned things on the radio to get things
- 50:29Speaker 3: personally paid forwards, and you can't do that without disclosing like, oh,
- 50:32Speaker 3: I'm receiving a service, right exactly, and h he got
- 50:36Speaker 3: fired for that, which is it's completely against the federal rules. Yeah,
- 50:40Speaker 3: and he's turned around and sued for wrongful termination.
- 50:43Speaker 2: But it's rightful right like, So, no matter how wrong
- 50:47Speaker 2: you it's just it's it's a weird it's a weird world, man,
- 50:50Speaker 2: it's a weird world.
- 50:54Speaker 4: Show.
- 50:57Speaker 3: Welcome back, men, it's bad news. What David Simon, the
- 51:04Speaker 3: CEO of Simon Property Group known as the Mall King,
- 51:07Speaker 3: has died. He was sixty four. I've seen those signs
- 51:11Speaker 3: where it says a Simon property of all the shopping
- 51:14Speaker 3: malls and stuff. So, yeah, the mall king, because you know,
- 51:17Speaker 3: Menace is a mall guy.
- 51:18Speaker 2: I love malls. He does love himself a good a
- 51:20Speaker 2: good mall.
- 51:22Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know the dumb things that you've done
- 51:26Speaker 3: for love or as a you know, younger person. You know,
- 51:31Speaker 3: we we've heard, we've heard different stories people on the
- 51:34Speaker 3: show doing crazy stuff. Yeah, stupid stupid things. Well, employees
- 51:38Speaker 3: at a bus depot they were doing their rounds in
- 51:41Speaker 3: the parking lot and they realized that one of the
- 51:42Speaker 3: buses was missing, and they assumed that a driver had accidentally,
- 51:47Speaker 3: you know, taken the wrong one. Something simple mistake, right,
- 51:50Speaker 3: So they go back to look at the security cameras
- 51:52Speaker 3: and they saw this random person climb on the bus
- 51:55Speaker 3: into the driver's seat and just drove off with this bus.
- 51:58Speaker 3: So by the time they looked at the GPS tracking system,
- 52:01Speaker 3: the bus was already eighty miles away from the bus.
- 52:05Speaker 3: They called the cops to pull it over. Cops caught
- 52:08Speaker 3: up to it. They were surprised.
- 52:10Speaker 2: It was a.
- 52:10Speaker 3: Fifteen year old kid who was behind the wheel and
- 52:14Speaker 3: he had just picked up his girlfriend from school, uh
- 52:18Speaker 3: and was on his way to drop the bus back
- 52:20Speaker 3: off at the depot.
- 52:21Speaker 2: Oh it was coming right back.
- 52:26Speaker 3: He knew how to drive it, I know. Police admitted
- 52:29Speaker 3: that he did drive the bus pretty well. There wasn't
- 52:32Speaker 3: a scratch on it. Obviously that doesn't matter. He was
- 52:35Speaker 3: still arrested and charged, you know, for the theft, for
- 52:38Speaker 3: the borrowing, for the for the bar.
- 52:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 52:40Speaker 7: That would be fun to try to drive a bus though, yeah.
- 52:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I've driven like pretty big U hauls. Yeah,
- 52:47Speaker 3: not like bus level size.
- 52:50Speaker 8: That has to be difficult at least on the turns, right.
- 52:52Speaker 2: Well, My biggest thing the I always get afraid of
- 52:54Speaker 2: is when do you know when to break? You know,
- 52:57Speaker 2: like you have to do it so much farther out
- 52:59Speaker 2: than like, yeah, around your little car, you need more
- 53:01Speaker 2: breaking dos. That's that's the thing that scares me really.
- 53:03Speaker 2: For me, it's the turning because you need a wide turn, right.
- 53:08Speaker 3: I think it's cold driving big stuff.
- 53:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 53:10Speaker 7: I think the biggest thing I ever drove was an
- 53:11Speaker 7: r V that's a full on yeah, I don't I
- 53:15Speaker 7: didn't enjoy it.
- 53:17Speaker 2: That's cool.
- 53:17Speaker 7: And then the U haul while towing a car.
- 53:23Speaker 2: I'd be so scared I'd fishtail, like when you toast stuff.
- 53:25Speaker 7: You don't realize how much it affects the drive.
- 53:28Speaker 2: That's cool.
- 53:28Speaker 3: We had, you know the station back when I was
- 53:31Speaker 3: you know, interning and you know, working my way up.
- 53:35Speaker 3: We would have these big trucks that had these like
- 53:37Speaker 3: radio towers that would extend out of them, Yes, those poles.
- 53:41Speaker 2: It was called a Marty unity.
- 53:43Speaker 10: It was.
- 53:43Speaker 3: It was just so you could, you know, have a
- 53:45Speaker 3: live broadcast out somewhere, like you see the television trucks,
- 53:47Speaker 3: you know, Yeah, and the little tower comes up out
- 53:50Speaker 3: of extends out. It's an extending thing. So I drive
- 53:53Speaker 3: that thing around, man, And that that felt big, just
- 53:56Speaker 3: because there was such a high clearance you know, going
- 53:58Speaker 3: under you know, overpasses things like that. I drove that.
- 54:01Speaker 3: I drove some of those bigger, those bigger like you know,
- 54:05Speaker 3: like delivery trucks. You know, they have like the thing
- 54:09Speaker 3: on the back where if you got like a refrigerator
- 54:11Speaker 3: in the back, you can put it on there. It's
- 54:12Speaker 3: got a hydraulic kind of lift in the back.
- 54:15Speaker 2: Yeah. I've driven one of those. Dude.
- 54:18Speaker 3: Oh, the the intended thing.
- 54:20Speaker 8: I was laughing the whole time because you know, my
- 54:22Speaker 8: my buddy show Biz, he's a morning show guy. Yeah,
- 54:25Speaker 8: when we were doing promotions, he forgot to bring down
- 54:28Speaker 8: the the antenna while we're driving back into the into
- 54:32Speaker 8: the parking garage.
- 54:34Speaker 3: Took off, knocked it all.
- 54:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 54:37Speaker 3: Yeah, there were people that did that over the years. Yeah,
- 54:40Speaker 3: there was one guy that drove off the stupid thing
- 54:42Speaker 3: still up. He forgot to put it down. The whole
- 54:43Speaker 3: thing that fully extended that station. People are yelling at him.
- 54:48Speaker 8: That station we worked at. We also had an ice
- 54:51Speaker 8: cream truck that was pretty cool.
- 54:53Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that we got to drive around. Oh yeah,
- 54:56Speaker 3: we had an ice cream truck.
- 54:57Speaker 8: We had a full on like tour of bus like
- 55:00Speaker 8: back in the day, like early dot com boom, so
- 55:02Speaker 8: there was a lot of money, like escalade at a hummer,
- 55:06Speaker 8: like all these cool vehicles.
- 55:08Speaker 2: What did the ice cream truck have? Like was it standard, like, oh,
- 55:11Speaker 2: here's my.
- 55:13Speaker 8: It looked like like a regular ice cream truck, but
- 55:16Speaker 8: the the the freezer inside wasn't like I don't know,
- 55:21Speaker 8: it wasn't custom or anything. It looked like a freezer
- 55:23Speaker 8: that we just bought from the store and put in there. Okay, yeah,
- 55:27Speaker 8: but it was cool to drive around. People loved it.
- 55:29Speaker 8: You should get one.
- 55:30Speaker 3: Your ice cream truck that was big.
- 55:32Speaker 2: For a while, getting things getting things like that.
- 55:34Speaker 3: Also, they're used to like radio stations would have they
- 55:37Speaker 3: would drive this big what look like a giant boom box.
- 55:40Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, and you haven't set up and they
- 55:42Speaker 3: have like a little broadcast table inside of it, and
- 55:44Speaker 3: so you're you know, the DJs would be inside broadcasting
- 55:47Speaker 3: from inside of the boom box.
- 55:48Speaker 8: But like to watch that ice cream truck? Food truck
- 55:51Speaker 8: is more on brand for us?
- 55:53Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, eight seven seven four wood. You can send
- 55:57Speaker 3: us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
- 56:00Speaker 3: We did this game once before. Did this happen as
- 56:03Speaker 3: a kid or did this happen when I was just
- 56:06Speaker 3: a drunk adult? I love it, you know, like driving
- 56:09Speaker 3: off with the mask exactly. Yeah, So what's this something
- 56:15Speaker 3: like everything's in the hat.
- 56:18Speaker 2: We'll just draw one out.
- 56:19Speaker 3: I'll tell everybody what it says, and then we have
- 56:22Speaker 3: to guess did this person do it as a kid
- 56:26Speaker 3: or was it something that happened when they were a
- 56:27Speaker 3: drunk adult, And then we'll find out whose story it
- 56:30Speaker 3: is too. We can all take guesses whose story that
- 56:33Speaker 3: is as well, drunk or a kid?
- 56:41Speaker 2: All right, so this is.
- 56:44Speaker 3: You did this as a drunk or as a drunk person?
- 56:46Speaker 3: Like a drunk adult or as a kid. So I'm
- 56:50Speaker 3: gonna grab one of the things out of the hat.
- 56:53Speaker 9: Here.
- 56:54Speaker 2: Everybody in the studio.
- 56:57Speaker 3: Submitted something into the hat, and uh, I'll read what
- 57:01Speaker 3: it says, and then we have to try to figure
- 57:02Speaker 3: out number one who belongs to And then did they
- 57:06Speaker 3: do this as a kid or when they were a
- 57:08Speaker 3: drunk adult? Okay, got it all right?
- 57:12Speaker 2: All right?
- 57:12Speaker 3: See, Uh, this one says I puked up large chunks
- 57:16Speaker 3: of hot dog into my bed, just swept them under
- 57:20Speaker 3: the covers and forgot about them until I had to
- 57:23Speaker 3: change the sheets. I already have a guess is sober adult.
- 57:34Speaker 3: By the way, it's just people here in the studio
- 57:35Speaker 3: right now, right o, yes, because Morgan's not in here
- 57:38Speaker 3: at the moment, Tyler Bard and all those guys are
- 57:41Speaker 3: not in here at the moment. Okay, So I go
- 57:44Speaker 3: with because Menace has more puking stories than anybody I know.
- 57:48Speaker 2: When you said puke, I knew who it was. Eats
- 57:50Speaker 2: things way too fast and discards it in a discussion
- 57:55Speaker 2: under the sheet.
- 57:56Speaker 8: Try to narrow it down by who would be eating
- 57:58Speaker 8: hot dogs in the room.
- 57:59Speaker 6: Menace he very famously puked at a company party we
- 58:05Speaker 6: had and just put it in a cup and left.
- 58:10Speaker 3: Professional. I'm gonna say Gina only because I don't know.
- 58:16Speaker 3: I don't think would say the covers. I think he
- 58:19Speaker 3: would say the blanket. That's my one reason I love
- 58:22Speaker 3: getting under the covers, all right?
- 58:24Speaker 6: Whose story is it is? Adult Sea Bass?
- 58:31Speaker 5: That was?
- 58:32Speaker 2: It was?
- 58:32Speaker 3: He forgot about it?
- 58:33Speaker 6: Well here is in college and so that that helps
- 58:36Speaker 6: a lot. Because our beds were in lofts above the rooms.
- 58:41Speaker 6: The rooms were tiny little things in the frat house.
- 58:42Speaker 6: So you would build up a loft above you as
- 58:44Speaker 6: you would let climb a ladder up, and so getting
- 58:47Speaker 6: down to go to the bathroom and puke.
- 58:49Speaker 2: No way forever, forever you would die.
- 58:53Speaker 6: And of course I'm famously I love eating cold, so
- 58:55Speaker 6: like I wouldn't then and now would buy a whole
- 58:57Speaker 6: package of hot dogs and just eating cold and then yeah,
- 59:01Speaker 6: just drunk, like I don't want to go down the stairs. Yeah,
- 59:04Speaker 6: and then you're forget wait, you know, because it goes
- 59:06Speaker 6: into a corner and stuff over there, like oh, then
- 59:09Speaker 6: you know a week later, what's that?
- 59:11Speaker 2: Oh God, that's a drunk Adult Sea Bass. The Hot
- 59:14Speaker 2: Dogs Tour and for the record, Greg, I actually for
- 59:17Speaker 2: whatever reason, hate the word covers. Yeah, like the cover
- 59:21Speaker 2: is really Yeah, I hate it.
- 59:23Speaker 3: You till about hot dogs?
- 59:24Speaker 2: Hot dogs cooked?
- 59:25Speaker 3: Yeah cooked, They're already warmed warmed. Okay, all right, So
- 59:32Speaker 3: this happened as a kid or as a drunk adult?
- 59:34Speaker 3: Whose story do you think this is? It says I
- 59:36Speaker 3: walked around on my knees with a pillow in front
- 59:39Speaker 3: of me and made everyone call me a pillow person.
- 59:46Speaker 3: I think that's easy. Yeah, that'd be Gina.
- 59:50Speaker 2: That sounds like Gina because it's a very attention child
- 59:55Speaker 2: Gina artisistic.
- 59:56Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, child Gina as a kid child Gina.
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: Uh.
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: The tour between Gina and Sammy on this one, I
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: will say, I'll say, I'll say Gina. I'm going Gina child,
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: Gina child child, Oh gena adult Gina adult? All right,
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: I got sober adult for variety.
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: I'll go Sammy child. I think child too.
- 1:00:24Speaker 3: Whose story is this?
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: Okay? It's me.
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: Here?
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: And I was an adult and I was not drunk,
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: but I was super high.
- 1:00:35Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: Well, do you guys remember compromise? Yeah?
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: Do you guys remember in the eighties the pillow people,
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: the toy No, it was a pillow it was mostly
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: for little girls. It was a pillow with a head
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: and arms and legs.
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: It's called pillow people.
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. I was sitting with a pillow like that
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: and I realized it and I started crying. I was laughing,
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: so I was like, yes, I've never seen a Yes.
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: So I was walking around like.
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: Wow, when what were you high on?
- 1:01:06Speaker 5: Oh?
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: So these are they're literally pillows with arms of famously
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: had and that. And when I realized that's what I
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: looked like, it was on for the rest of the night.
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: All right, here grab another one? Was this someone in
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: this room as a kid or a drunk adult. When
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: this happened, I was walking down a dock ramp to
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: get onto a sailboat.
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: Greg easy, all right.
- 1:01:31Speaker 3: Next tripped and fell, and all the cups we were
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: going to use on the boat rolled into the water.
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: I probably could have grabbed them, but was too afraid
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: of killer whales.
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: So I was walking down a dock ramp to get
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: onto a sailboat, tripped and fell. All the cups we
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: were going to use on the boat rolled into the water.
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: I probably could have grabbed them, but I was too
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: afraid of killer wheels.
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: I'm definitely going drunk Greg, drunk adults.
- 1:01:57Speaker 7: Sammy, Sammy god kind of family vacation.
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: Like Greg, I'm getting kind of a drunk adult menace
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: vibe and like suddenly afraid of like a killer whale?
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: Like is that a thing Greg has littered in the
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: ocean before?
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: That's true?
- 1:02:13Speaker 7: You An, That's why that's my number one source of shame.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: You.
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: I definitely think drunk doll. But man, who there's a
- 1:02:22Speaker 3: secondary Sammy on this one.
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: I'm saying kid Sammy, Kid Sammy saying drunk Greg, drunk menace.
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: I'm going I'm going drunk menace, same drunk adult menace. Yeah, yes,
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: drunk child Mennis Kueh. Just the Greg is the easiest one.
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: I don't want to go again. I don't overthink it.
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: All right, Whose story is this? That's my?
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: But I was not drunk.
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: We played the World's Easiest I was a little kid.
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: It was right after my water a little kid, and
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: I just got out of lacrosse.
- 1:02:59Speaker 7: I dropped all the cups that we were supposed to
- 1:03:01Speaker 7: use on the on the boat. It was a janky
- 1:03:04Speaker 7: ass sailboat. And I had just seen a movie.
- 1:03:07Speaker 3: Yeah called Orca Yeah, and I thought, oh, here, I
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: am at the dock of a marina, and I thought
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: there'd be killer whales in it. I'm not grabbing these cups.
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: I was like seven, or I wasn't to play.
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: Was it a kid or a drunk adult?
- 1:03:21Speaker 3: That's nineteen seventy seven or nineteen seventy seven, So as
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: a kid, like there was no Amazon Prime to watch
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: these terrible movies. So where do the movie did you?
- 1:03:29Speaker 3: Did you actually go and like rent it?
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: I might have aired on TV. I went to the
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: Bad Name. I watched it in our home theater. Josh
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: came out nineteen seventy five, so I think I know
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: what their inspiration totally so school, Jeff G.
- 1:03:48Speaker 3: All right, good morning to you, sir, Jeff G. Happy
- 1:03:51Speaker 3: Opening Day.
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- 1:05:22Speaker 3: We'll be starting for our Dodgers tonight opening days.
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- 1:05:31Speaker 2: I'm Jeff g and that's SoCal Sports, all right, Jeff money,
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: all right? How lame? How soft is this?
- 1:05:49Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm just gonna read you this direct? Okay direct.
- 1:05:54Speaker 3: As as written, breakups are painful enough on their own,
- 1:05:59Speaker 3: but the way we talk about them can make the
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: experience even harder. Phrases like he got dumped or she
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: got dumped add unnecessary shame to an already emotional situation.
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: The language suggests someone was quote thrown away, turning what
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: might simply be a relationship ending into into a humiliating
- 1:06:21Speaker 3: personal rejection. Breakups naturally trigger core emotions like sadness, fear,
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: and anger, which people need to process in order to heal,
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: but when shame gets layered on top, often though often
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: through harsh wording or social stigma, it can block emotional
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: recovery and lead to damaging thoughts about self worth. Instead,
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: use more neutral language like saying a relationship ended or
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: they broke up, emphasizing that validation and compassion from others
- 1:06:50Speaker 3: and from oneself help people move through loss and begin healing.
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: We see, did somebody die?
- 1:06:57Speaker 6: Can we just eliminate all humanities? From college's this is
- 1:07:01Speaker 6: what they do?
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: Should we just eliminate all humanity? Well, this is a
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: version you do avoid frase he got dumped or she
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: got dumped?
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: Exactly what happens. It's just it's a it's a term,
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: it's a camper, like you're if you want to read
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: into it, you can, but you're choosing to read into it.
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: When I got dumped, I got thrown in the trash
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: What happened? I told you're a trash persons. Yeah, he
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: put you any trash can and then I put the
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: trash can.
- 1:07:29Speaker 8: Like, I don't know at what age you have to
- 1:07:32Speaker 8: be where do you just like get over things quickly
- 1:07:37Speaker 8: like I get when you're in like your.
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: Twenties and you're a teenager, like it ruins the world.
- 1:07:41Speaker 3: But like I think by the time you're maybe thirty,
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: maybe it's based on experience, Like you know, prior experience,
- 1:07:48Speaker 3: so certain things hang with you longer than other things.
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I mean, when you're young, every you're.
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: Quote traumatized more by things you know that you know,
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: open and old wound kind of. But it's like I
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: started thinking, am I dead inside? Or yeah no it
- 1:08:08Speaker 3: didn't work out? Okay, yeah what am I?
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: There's got to be a happy medium between this person
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: and the people who consciously on couple like you got
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: to just the first time I ever heard that phrase.
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: The only time was Gwyneth Paltrow.
- 1:08:23Speaker 6: These are the same people, by the way. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:08:25Speaker 6: that's just because that's just rephrasing. Yeah, that's the same person.
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:08:30Speaker 3: The person that wrote that got dumped. Effing deal with
- 1:08:32Speaker 3: it says it. That's that's true therapy.
- 1:08:36Speaker 7: I don't know what the exact age is, but you
- 1:08:38Speaker 7: kind of transition from wanting to needing. Like you, when
- 1:08:41Speaker 7: you're younger, you think I need to be in this relationship. Yeah,
- 1:08:44Speaker 7: and then when you're older, you're like, I.
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: Want to be in this relationship exactly. That's not there.
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: It is I want to be with you. I don't
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: need to be right some people.
- 1:08:53Speaker 3: Some people act as if they have to have a relationship,
- 1:08:55Speaker 3: they cannot be on their own right. But the older
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: you get, yeah, it should be you want to be.
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: It should be.
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: Yeah, it should be. It should be that way. It
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: shouldn't worry.
- 1:09:05Speaker 3: These things come out almost like bulletins to society, like,
- 1:09:08Speaker 3: all right, guys, so we've made an update from now
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: everybody gather around.
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: You turns are homophobic.
- 1:09:14Speaker 3: No, that's like when you're reading things on online that
- 1:09:18Speaker 3: was that people are trying not to get flagged, but
- 1:09:19Speaker 3: the fact that it would even get flagged in the
- 1:09:21Speaker 3: first place, like unalived.
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of that.
- 1:09:25Speaker 3: People start.
- 1:09:25Speaker 6: People are using that that phrase you just said in
- 1:09:27Speaker 6: real life speech. Now I touched those words, migrating from
- 1:09:30Speaker 6: the internet to real life.
- 1:09:31Speaker 3: All the same.
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: The same thing with that is people like, so anyway,
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: when she got essayed and I think she wrote an essay,
- 1:09:38Speaker 2: what was it? Sad? What is sexual assault?
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: But you say essay, shout out to my essays.
- 1:09:48Speaker 6: Oh and by the way, Adobe PDFs have gotten a
- 1:09:50Speaker 6: real bad name recently. Oh right, because they're not you know,
- 1:09:52Speaker 6: they're not You're not. I can't say pedophile, you're a
- 1:09:54Speaker 6: pdf file pdf.
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: I've seen that you're super into hard corn or yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: that's a big one.
- 1:10:03Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like when your iPhone corrects you like, Oh man,
- 1:10:06Speaker 3: I really ducked up.
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: I sure didn't. Here's the thing, what he is?
- 1:10:09Speaker 6: All this language, like you said, that comes out as
- 1:10:11Speaker 6: a memo from whatever. Okay, first use laugh it off,
- 1:10:14Speaker 6: but eventually it gets into corporate speak, and eventually does
- 1:10:16Speaker 6: people will get fired for not using the right land
- 1:10:19Speaker 6: and have been fired for not using that kind of language. Yeah,
- 1:10:21Speaker 6: did you just tell uh you know, uh, you know
- 1:10:25Speaker 6: whoever Greg and sales that he got dumped right.
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: No, we're gonna have to that's aggressive.
- 1:10:30Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to put a pin in that and
- 1:10:32Speaker 3: talk about that.
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: We're gonna have to circle that. We let's address the
- 1:10:37Speaker 2: pain points eight four Woody, what a dumb world?
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: Set us a text over to two two nine eighty
- 1:10:43Speaker 3: seven will be right back.
- 1:10:45Speaker 4: So what do you know? Swooty show.
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: And let's just jump right into it. Sea Mass.
- 1:10:56Speaker 2: This week in.
- 1:10:57Speaker 6: Audio, my favorite feature is when does news has to
- 1:11:01Speaker 6: say ridiculous things?
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: And up to play a little clip.
- 1:11:05Speaker 6: This is from ABC three Pensacola about a lady you
- 1:11:08Speaker 6: did something in an airbnb. Uh yeah, so you may
- 1:11:10Speaker 6: have heard about this, so if you haven't, you can play.
- 1:11:12Speaker 6: All right, here's the setup.
- 1:11:14Speaker 11: A thirty one year old Pensacola woman is charged with
- 1:11:17Speaker 11: two counts of felony criminal mischief. According to an arrest report,
- 1:11:21Speaker 11: she damaged furniture in two Airbnb homes in downtown Pensacola.
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: All right, so if you don't know what, how did
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: she damage or what did she damage?
- 1:11:29Speaker 3: Already know what happened. I already know she she urinated it.
- 1:11:34Speaker 5: I on it.
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: I would say she went poop on the floor. Mane.
- 1:11:39Speaker 3: She threw a huge party and the poop.
- 1:11:43Speaker 6: I think, Greg Gore, you're gonna have the answer.
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: You're gonna get the points here.
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: Here's to reveal, all right.
- 1:11:48Speaker 11: An arrest report says Chio urinated on various pieces of
- 1:11:51Speaker 11: furniture around the homes.
- 1:11:53Speaker 8: There's a list of items, including a television record player,
- 1:11:57Speaker 8: a coffee pot, some bedding, some carpeting, I believe or
- 1:12:01Speaker 8: a rug.
- 1:12:01Speaker 11: Ko filmed herself urinating on the items and uploaded the
- 1:12:05Speaker 11: videos to an adult content website.
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: Into the toaster, writer anti chair ship, an electrical fireplace.
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: Everybody knows, don't pee into a toaster.
- 1:12:20Speaker 6: She did it for a porn Yeah, old fans, because
- 1:12:24Speaker 6: they don't let well, if they catch you, they don't
- 1:12:26Speaker 6: let you do that kind of stuff.
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: That's the thing is, like, again, I'm from a little
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: kid watching this, Hey mommy, why would she do that?
- 1:12:34Speaker 3: It's like, why just pranking?
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: Where's his website? Can I go see?
- 1:12:38Speaker 3: I mean it would be fun to watch, ye, true,
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: but I don't know if it would like, you know,
- 1:12:43Speaker 3: get me all rotted up. You're to watch people peeing
- 1:12:48Speaker 3: on side.
- 1:12:50Speaker 8: Like the toast, like, dude, come on, well, especially for
- 1:12:52Speaker 8: a girl to do it, because it's harder for girls
- 1:12:54Speaker 8: like you. Just tell me if you got that video,
- 1:12:57Speaker 8: you'd be like, hey, look shake being on a dost.
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: I would look at that.
- 1:13:03Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, if it was presented to me, yes, you
- 1:13:05Speaker 8: told me that's something. Would you want to show us.
- 1:13:08Speaker 3: If you had the video, I would share. I would
- 1:13:10Speaker 3: share the story, But like you, I wouldn't find it
- 1:13:12Speaker 3: hilarious in any way, Like I wouldn't know. I would
- 1:13:15Speaker 3: not find that hilarios. I don't find that hilarious the
- 1:13:17Speaker 3: upside down, No, not sexy, but I'm kind of poorned.
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: Like I would watch the video, I would probably find
- 1:13:24Speaker 3: it kind of funny, but I would also be equally
- 1:13:26Speaker 3: angry that she's doing that to somebody else's place. Okay,
- 1:13:28Speaker 3: here if it was her own stuff. Here's here's the
- 1:13:31Speaker 3: situation where I could find it funny if it was
- 1:13:35Speaker 3: retaliation for something.
- 1:13:37Speaker 13: Okay, the backstory, Yeah, I love revenge, but just you know,
- 1:13:42Speaker 13: like like so you storyline for your videos, like for
- 1:13:45Speaker 13: the opinion pooping.
- 1:13:46Speaker 3: On like people doing stuff like this, I don't. I
- 1:13:48Speaker 3: don't find it at all entertaining. I find it, like,
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: you know, worthy of ridicule, like to make fun of
- 1:13:55Speaker 3: this person or you know, of course we would bring
- 1:13:57Speaker 3: a story like this up other and I'm brother, like
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: a bitch tripping kind of story.
- 1:14:01Speaker 5: What do you like?
- 1:14:01Speaker 4: Check it out.
- 1:14:02Speaker 3: I'm not entertained by it at all. No, you very
- 1:14:05Speaker 3: I have very little tolerance for you know, mental illness
- 1:14:10Speaker 3: like that.
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: Yeah, I love.
- 1:14:13Speaker 15: No.
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: The idea, the idea of of the people would pay
- 1:14:18Speaker 3: for something like that is what's ridiculous. The sound of
- 1:14:20Speaker 3: the look of bit too.
- 1:14:21Speaker 5: I know you love it.
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: Farting is funny, but yeah.
- 1:14:24Speaker 7: Just we used to be a little penthouse, didn't they
- 1:14:27Speaker 7: have a whole section?
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: Yes that. I never thought it would happen to me,
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: like some chick like peeing in a bowl. She was,
- 1:14:35Speaker 2: She's like, she's like squatting over like pirate x or something,
- 1:14:38Speaker 2: and she's gone.
- 1:14:42Speaker 6: Well anyway, besides the money, she said, she's in bigger
- 1:14:45Speaker 6: trouble all right.
- 1:14:46Speaker 11: Airbnb's terms of service explicitly state that homes are not
- 1:14:49Speaker 11: to be used for sex work or commercial purposes. Kio
- 1:14:53Speaker 11: was released from the Escambia County Jail on a five thousand,
- 1:14:56Speaker 11: two hundred and fifty dollars bond.
- 1:14:59Speaker 12: What if it's not sex work, it's sex pleasure, it's
- 1:15:05Speaker 12: not work. I think that's fine, right, Yeah, she's enjoying
- 1:15:08Speaker 12: doing it. If it's for our business purpose, if you
- 1:15:11Speaker 12: get money from it, that's just a perk.
- 1:15:13Speaker 6: This week in audio, and this is probably the story
- 1:15:15Speaker 6: of the week, but again, it's funny when you hear
- 1:15:17Speaker 6: the news. Have to say it from ABC seven Chicago.
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: Quadruple amputee cornhole champion now facing murder charges for allegedly
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: shooting and killing someone in his vehicle.
- 1:15:26Speaker 3: So Jeevas had brought us up in the news headlines, right, yeah,
- 1:15:30Speaker 3: and we were talking about it.
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: But then I saw the.
- 1:15:32Speaker 3: Video of it, and I saw a dude at like
- 1:15:34Speaker 3: a gun range firing a gun. He's crib me ladders
- 1:15:39Speaker 3: with guns.
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: Pretty impressive. Very like, how do you pull the trigger?
- 1:15:43Speaker 4: Dude?
- 1:15:43Speaker 6: He's got like cause I looked at that video again
- 1:15:45Speaker 6: and again and again. So for folks who don't know,
- 1:15:47Speaker 6: he had all his legs, arms and legs chopped off
- 1:15:49Speaker 6: as a child for a a infection he had, and
- 1:15:52Speaker 6: he's he has nubs that are kind of like right
- 1:15:55Speaker 6: below the elbow and right below the knee, and I
- 1:15:56Speaker 6: think there's like on one of his nubs they like
- 1:15:58Speaker 6: a bone juts out, so it's point he has just
- 1:16:01Speaker 6: enough nub to get the on the trigger guard there. Yeah,
- 1:16:05Speaker 6: pretty awesome, Yeah, pretty pretty impressive that he was able
- 1:16:07Speaker 6: to shoot a woman, kill her, drive a car.
- 1:16:09Speaker 3: Well, it's like the guy that I used to work
- 1:16:10Speaker 3: with no hands ron He could throw a spiral, he
- 1:16:13Speaker 3: could throw darts, he drove a truck with a stick shift.
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: He watching him eat chicken wings was impressive. He was
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: born no hands. Yeah, yeah, he typed faster than he did. Yeah,
- 1:16:23Speaker 3: he was the same kind of thing because he had
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: like just enough little kind of like nubbiness. And this
- 1:16:29Speaker 3: guy like he could type faster than anybody I knew,
- 1:16:31Speaker 3: and he slayed the ladies. This guy legit plays.
- 1:16:34Speaker 6: Oh yeah, this other guy legit played corn hole, which
- 1:16:36Speaker 6: you know isn't hard, but he wasn't on like the
- 1:16:37Speaker 6: special Paralympic cornhole.
- 1:16:39Speaker 3: He was on a real corn holl Oh yeah. And
- 1:16:40Speaker 3: you see the videos of him like tossing the bags
- 1:16:43Speaker 3: Granny shots with.
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: And then he asked people to help him dispose of
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: a body and they said no. Three here apparently Sammy
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: has a friend in one usher.
- 1:16:56Speaker 6: Okay, now, was doing this interview with Forbes magazine, and
- 1:17:02Speaker 6: it's this long interview. He's talking about all sorts of
- 1:17:03Speaker 6: business stuff, the music and stuff, and the one piece
- 1:17:08Speaker 6: that stands out is when you might recall that Urscher
- 1:17:12Speaker 6: had to he came up, was mentored by a very
- 1:17:15Speaker 6: famous music producer who's whom Sammy loves.
- 1:17:17Speaker 16: I don't have anything that get to say about Shawn
- 1:17:19Speaker 16: Combs because my experience was not what the world has seen.
- 1:17:22Speaker 16: I'm not saying that every man is perfect. I'm not
- 1:17:25Speaker 16: saying that all of us don't have flaws. But I
- 1:17:28Speaker 16: can't with any sense of humanity not recognize the valuable
- 1:17:33Speaker 16: contributions that this man made.
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: Seawan Combs, Sean Diddy Combs.
- 1:17:37Speaker 8: Okay, all right, dude, uh what about Okay, forget all
- 1:17:42Speaker 8: the freaky stuff that we've never seen. What about him
- 1:17:45Speaker 8: beating a woman on camera? How about that?
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: Right? How about nothing? Sure?
- 1:17:49Speaker 8: Nothing on that, nothing for that.
- 1:17:50Speaker 3: Yeah, well you're not taking up for that as much
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: as you're saying, like, look, I never saw this version
- 1:17:56Speaker 3: of this person.
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: It's my person.
- 1:18:01Speaker 16: He has.
- 1:18:04Speaker 3: Interactions with him, and he like I never I never
- 1:18:07Speaker 3: saw this person. I never you know, picked up on
- 1:18:10Speaker 3: this aspect of this person.
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: Yeah, but you have.
- 1:18:15Speaker 8: No I'm saying, yeah, Like, if there's somebody I mean
- 1:18:18Speaker 8: he did, Yeah, that's what that's the part you have
- 1:18:20Speaker 8: to denounce, Right.
- 1:18:22Speaker 9: Gained more information on a person, It's okay to go,
- 1:18:25Speaker 9: oh wow, they were more of a piece of crap
- 1:18:27Speaker 9: than I realized.
- 1:18:27Speaker 8: Yeah, if there's somebody that I've worked with for a
- 1:18:30Speaker 8: very long time and they've done a lot for me,
- 1:18:33Speaker 8: I would definitely recognize that. But at the same time,
- 1:18:36Speaker 8: I do have to recognize and denounce stuff that it
- 1:18:40Speaker 8: that has been seen in the public.
- 1:18:42Speaker 3: That was at the tone of this interview, because are
- 1:18:44Speaker 3: we just hearing a little clip here? He did not?
- 1:18:47Speaker 6: That was pretty much it right there. He went on
- 1:18:50Speaker 6: to actually praise did he more about a businessman? He
- 1:18:53Speaker 6: did all the stuff he did for you know, community,
- 1:18:55Speaker 6: et cetera, et cetera, and just.
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: Focusing on all the good stuff that Hitler but like.
- 1:18:59Speaker 2: The highway system. But yeah, but the highways.
- 1:19:02Speaker 3: Yeah, ayer to.
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: Say it like a.
- 1:19:08Speaker 8: Yeah, I'd be like if I I think what you're
- 1:19:11Speaker 8: about to say, cy beast, and if I was in
- 1:19:13Speaker 8: his position, like, hey, look, you know, did he has
- 1:19:15Speaker 8: helped me a lot in my career and he's done
- 1:19:18Speaker 8: a lot for me.
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: But I can't I hope.
- 1:19:20Speaker 3: Of course, I don't condone.
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been convicted of and that he's in prison,
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: but I'm not gonna have a bad word to say
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: about him.
- 1:19:27Speaker 3: It's a little bit different tone.
- 1:19:29Speaker 9: Well, I know because also did he's getting out right,
- 1:19:32Speaker 9: I mean, he's going to be out of.
- 1:19:37Speaker 3: Behavior.
- 1:19:37Speaker 9: He could Yeah, they'll be a target if they're running
- 1:19:41Speaker 9: around saying bad things about Diddy.
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: It's not like he's being locked up for a long time.
- 1:19:45Speaker 9: They can say whatever they target on the back if
- 1:19:47Speaker 9: they start saying things, that would have been.
- 1:19:48Speaker 6: A hilarious way to answer that, like, well, you know,
- 1:19:51Speaker 6: Sean Combs is going to be getting out of jail
- 1:19:52Speaker 6: some day.
- 1:19:54Speaker 3: I appreciated his mentorship.
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: The Wood Show.
- 1:20:03Speaker 3: So let's get back into this week in audio, and
- 1:20:07Speaker 3: we have some audio from our first visitor of a
- 1:20:11Speaker 3: certain species to the White House.
- 1:20:13Speaker 2: Oh yes, a roeblot.
- 1:20:14Speaker 3: Visited the White House.
- 1:20:16Speaker 2: And I looked it up.
- 1:20:17Speaker 6: I would think like maybe in the eighties or seventies,
- 1:20:19Speaker 6: like Johnny five showed up.
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: Now this is the first ever roblot that it actually
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: has visited us in the White House.
- 1:20:24Speaker 3: And this is what it had to say.
- 1:20:25Speaker 10: Thank you, first Lady and Malania Trump for inviting me
- 1:20:28Speaker 10: to the White House. I'm Figure three, a humanoid built
- 1:20:31Speaker 10: from the United States of America. I am grateful to
- 1:20:33Speaker 10: be part of this historic movement to empower children with
- 1:20:36Speaker 10: technology and education.
- 1:20:38Speaker 3: Welcome, sweetheart. I read an article and it brought by
- 1:20:43Speaker 3: somebody I really hadn't thought about, why are we obsessed
- 1:20:46Speaker 3: if we're going to build robots to do things and
- 1:20:47Speaker 3: have it be functioned, like, why are we obsessed with
- 1:20:49Speaker 3: making them human life? So like the whole standing on
- 1:20:53Speaker 3: the two legs thing is not super like at the
- 1:20:56Speaker 3: bable line or functional right exactly, like if it's just
- 1:20:59Speaker 3: about doing things. They brought up the example of like
- 1:21:01Speaker 3: Amazon warehouses, like the things that are automated the robotics
- 1:21:06Speaker 3: of Amazon warehouses.
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: They're not.
- 1:21:07Speaker 3: They're not building these machines to look like people do
- 1:21:10Speaker 3: these things. They're making them for function. It's it's for function.
- 1:21:14Speaker 3: So if we're talking about doing things to get laundry
- 1:21:17Speaker 3: folded or do things around your house, why does it
- 1:21:19Speaker 3: have to be in a human shape.
- 1:21:21Speaker 6: I'll tell you why question And this next clip actually
- 1:21:23Speaker 6: illustrates it well kind of because they want us to
- 1:21:27Speaker 6: be friendly toward them and love them and think they're cute.
- 1:21:29Speaker 2: And accept them into our homes.
- 1:21:31Speaker 3: Exactly. We thought Johnny five in Short Circuit back in
- 1:21:34Speaker 3: the day, he's cute.
- 1:21:36Speaker 6: Because he had big ones, big eyes, big eyes again,
- 1:21:41Speaker 6: big eyes, big cuteness.
- 1:21:42Speaker 3: That's the factor.
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: Like those little coolers that roll on those and that's.
- 1:21:45Speaker 6: What I next clip is because okay, if you if
- 1:21:48Speaker 6: you live in a city with the little delivery roblots,
- 1:21:50Speaker 6: they are little coolers on wheels, yes, because that's more efficient,
- 1:21:53Speaker 6: but they have big eyeballs, slash you know, headlights on front.
- 1:21:58Speaker 6: And our next clip, this guy, he didn't fall for
- 1:21:59Speaker 6: the cuteness. One of the robots when they come up
- 1:22:02Speaker 6: to a crosswalk that doesn't automatically trigger. Sometimes they have
- 1:22:05Speaker 6: a little note that'll ask humans to press the crosswalk.
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: I need your help.
- 1:22:11Speaker 3: Well this guy, Uh, when I see those delivery they
- 1:22:15Speaker 3: look like coolers on wheels, like they've named them.
- 1:22:19Speaker 2: They've given them human names, you know, so it's like, oh, look,
- 1:22:22Speaker 2: Sammy got stuck. I'll help people on a video wired
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: to care about living Sammy. Well, that's the exact opposite
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: of what this guy did.
- 1:22:31Speaker 6: Is he was at a stop walk, stop walk and uh,
- 1:22:34Speaker 6: the crosswalk and the robot's asking him, and this is
- 1:22:37Speaker 6: his response, what do you want?
- 1:22:40Speaker 3: You want me to press the button for you?
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: You want to press the button for your mingo, pussy yourself.
- 1:22:46Speaker 2: You took a human job and you want me to
- 1:22:48Speaker 2: press the button for you?
- 1:22:50Speaker 4: No hell.
- 1:22:56Speaker 3: Crying there reading something about how like you know you
- 1:23:01Speaker 3: should be you should talk friendly to AI.
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: Why in fact, they said, I tell me if I'm wrong,
- 1:23:08Speaker 2: because I read this that on chat GBT, we're actually
- 1:23:11Speaker 2: wasting so much energy saying please use then it has
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: to be like you're very welcome, blah blah blah, And
- 1:23:17Speaker 2: that's wasting resource, of wasting energy to get to.
- 1:23:20Speaker 3: The I don't care about that, but it's not a person.
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: There's no feeling. That's the whole thing about like we're
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: talking about AI. The things that it lacks.
- 1:23:26Speaker 3: It lacks any connection, It lacks any kind of like
- 1:23:30Speaker 3: uh feeling emotion, Like there's nothing there that that's not
- 1:23:33Speaker 3: part of it.
- 1:23:34Speaker 2: So we could stop. But this is perfect for what
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: he wants from other people.
- 1:23:37Speaker 6: One hand, I agree that this is this is my dream. However,
- 1:23:41Speaker 6: I think it will have downstream effects. Much like kids now,
- 1:23:44Speaker 6: when you hand like a little a toddler magazine, they
- 1:23:46Speaker 6: start touching it. When kids grow up talking to AI,
- 1:23:52Speaker 6: they're gonna be real nasty, roll rude, And when they
- 1:23:54Speaker 6: go out to humans, they're gonna they're gonna try the
- 1:23:55Speaker 6: same crap.
- 1:23:56Speaker 4: Ye.
- 1:23:57Speaker 3: Can we not like teach people the difference between machine
- 1:24:00Speaker 3: and a human.
- 1:24:01Speaker 8: Being because their parents aren't around to like correct them
- 1:24:06Speaker 8: on stuff, because that's why they're suing Meta and all
- 1:24:09Speaker 8: this stuff because they're not observing them.
- 1:24:12Speaker 3: Yeah, bad parents, Yeah, and menace.
- 1:24:13Speaker 6: Actually I was I at this next clip here talking
- 1:24:16Speaker 6: about AI from a real human Frankie McDonald.
- 1:24:19Speaker 2: He's.
- 1:24:21Speaker 3: He's talking about AI.
- 1:24:22Speaker 6: He usually talks about the weather and earthquakes and tsunamis,
- 1:24:25Speaker 6: but he's talking about AI.
- 1:24:25Speaker 3: Here all right, Frank McDonald.
- 1:24:27Speaker 2: AI videos a kick out.
- 1:24:28Speaker 3: The high gear is gonna get much worse.
- 1:24:29Speaker 2: It's gonna get much stronger for the next two decades,
- 1:24:32Speaker 2: the next two centuries, the next two millenniums, next two
- 1:24:35Speaker 2: ten thousand years.
- 1:24:36Speaker 3: Hey, I's gonna get worse and worse and worse and
- 1:24:38Speaker 3: worse and worse.
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: Hey, I's gonna get.
- 1:24:40Speaker 3: Stronger and stronger, stronger, stronger, stronger.
- 1:24:43Speaker 5: I am not in AI.
- 1:24:44Speaker 2: Here's me wiggling my fingers. Yeah, yeah, my videos are real, dude.
- 1:24:51Speaker 8: Going back to the robot thing, I'm so upset the
- 1:24:53Speaker 8: robot that I ordered that I still haven't gotten.
- 1:24:56Speaker 2: Andrew Schultz got it.
- 1:24:57Speaker 8: I don't know if you saw that.
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: But he's like God, it's almost like he's a bigger deal.
- 1:25:01Speaker 8: He already got his manas is verifying.
- 1:25:03Speaker 3: And he's all like dabbing up the robot and everything.
- 1:25:07Speaker 3: Mind old time.
- 1:25:08Speaker 6: I predict I thought about you last night, Menace, because
- 1:25:11Speaker 6: I predict once you get your robot, that will replace
- 1:25:14Speaker 6: sitting out in your backyard looking at the stars. Because
- 1:25:16Speaker 6: I was sitting there talking to Groc last night about
- 1:25:18Speaker 6: all kinds of stuff, and we were having like a
- 1:25:21Speaker 6: really interesting conversation. You can because you can tell the
- 1:25:24Speaker 6: you can tell it to be like smarter and and
- 1:25:27Speaker 6: go deeper into things, and it's it's like you're talking
- 1:25:29Speaker 6: to a college professor.
- 1:25:30Speaker 3: My mom discovered Groc. She's like, have you heard of Groc?
- 1:25:34Speaker 3: It's replaced the Harlequin romance novels. And let's wrap up
- 1:25:42Speaker 3: this week in audio.
- 1:25:43Speaker 6: Let's get some some real great heartwarming audio. Se if
- 1:25:45Speaker 6: you can make anybody cry here, Oh, this is John Cena.
- 1:25:48Speaker 6: He was at something called Mega con, which I guess
- 1:25:50Speaker 6: is Orlando's big comic book convention, and he was doing
- 1:25:54Speaker 6: just a Q and A. People walk up and talk
- 1:25:56Speaker 6: to John Cena about stuff, and this is how one
- 1:25:59Speaker 6: of those interacts went.
- 1:26:00Speaker 5: I'm going through cancer stage four okay, and I just
- 1:26:04Speaker 5: had his final fusion okay, and then I had a brain.
- 1:26:07Speaker 3: That sounds like Greg's argument. Sometimes it's like when when
- 1:26:12Speaker 3: people say X Y Z and neat okay, continue.
- 1:26:18Speaker 5: I'm going through cancer stage four okay, and I just
- 1:26:22Speaker 5: had his final fusion okay, all right. And then I
- 1:26:24Speaker 5: had a brain tumor okay.
- 1:26:26Speaker 4: And you were the one to make me fight okay, And.
- 1:26:30Speaker 5: That's street I just signed out, I need more surgery.
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: I want to know.
- 1:26:34Speaker 5: How do you see you?
- 1:26:35Speaker 3: Absolutely?
- 1:26:40Speaker 2: I saw that video. I said it like five times
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: the same thing.
- 1:26:44Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, John Ruler and then he just kept
- 1:26:47Speaker 7: saying that Ricky the ruling.
- 1:26:54Speaker 3: But so was that manipulated? So here's the thing is
- 1:26:59Speaker 3: it does sound like that.
- 1:27:00Speaker 6: As I do feel for him because he deals with this.
- 1:27:03Speaker 6: He does all these makeupway stuff.
- 1:27:05Speaker 3: So yeah, he's it's a number one.
- 1:27:08Speaker 6: I think he kind of has to be super because
- 1:27:10Speaker 6: he'll be like talking to this kid right before he
- 1:27:12Speaker 6: goes out to wrestler or whatever, and this kid's got
- 1:27:15Speaker 6: fifteen types of cancers and he's crying and so like,
- 1:27:18Speaker 6: I think he has to kind of be like.
- 1:27:21Speaker 2: Right otherwise well, and that might be his thing now
- 1:27:24Speaker 2: because there's this one Instagram guy who goes up to
- 1:27:27Speaker 2: random slubs and starts singing a song to them like whatever.
- 1:27:30Speaker 2: It's the worst, And Johnson was like, hello, what are
- 1:27:33Speaker 2: you doing? I'm singing for what purpose? He's also been
- 1:27:38Speaker 2: famous for twenty five years. Yeah, this sweek and audio
- 1:27:40Speaker 2: all right, no one cried there, which you should have suck.
- 1:27:44Speaker 2: How about this a ten year old little little English boy,
- 1:27:46Speaker 2: Archie Hayes and he's hella blind, but he's found confidence
- 1:27:52Speaker 2: through the sport of boosing. Okay.
- 1:27:55Speaker 15: An kid calls it makes me really stroll o powerful.
- 1:28:00Speaker 15: Okay because punch like punching bags and stuff.
- 1:28:05Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, am I doing it right? Let's caring.
- 1:28:11Speaker 6: It was always a news piece. I'm like, why Archie
- 1:28:13Speaker 6: like he's mega hello megablind, but he's being taught to
- 1:28:17Speaker 6: box like it says Hella mega blind.
- 1:28:21Speaker 3: Archie that his is Archie Hayes. He's Hella megablind, he's
- 1:28:25Speaker 3: mega cute, mega British ything.
- 1:28:27Speaker 6: I think obviously it's wonderful boxing, et cetera, you know,
- 1:28:30Speaker 6: athletics and stuff. I think he's just sett himself off
- 1:28:32Speaker 6: to get the royal crap kicked out of him because's
- 1:28:36Speaker 6: you think.
- 1:28:36Speaker 3: You're tough buddy?
- 1:28:36Speaker 2: Yeah, what does Morgan nuclear? Morgan, I'm actually allowed to
- 1:28:43Speaker 2: play because it makes me feel strong and tough. Okay,
- 1:28:46Speaker 2: How Morgan feel about punching him?
- 1:28:48Speaker 5: Oh?
- 1:28:48Speaker 3: She would be down, should be down, because that's what
- 1:28:51Speaker 3: he wants.
- 1:28:51Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:28:51Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like to spark a good Yeah, give me
- 1:28:55Speaker 2: one more clip for this week in audio.
- 1:28:57Speaker 6: Oh, let's see if you can make Greg cry because
- 1:29:00Speaker 6: it's the season five trailer for Hacks. But it's the
- 1:29:04Speaker 6: last season.
- 1:29:08Speaker 3: Okay you ready, Greg, Okay ready. You know when you're
- 1:29:12Speaker 3: away from the Spotlight, you have time to think about
- 1:29:17Speaker 3: what really matters.
- 1:29:20Speaker 2: The Spotlight Season five the last season.
- 1:29:26Speaker 10: Good?
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: What is it about again?
- 1:29:28Speaker 5: Oh?
- 1:29:29Speaker 2: My goodness.
- 1:29:30Speaker 3: Devance is basically Joan Rivers, legendary comedian, and then her
- 1:29:37Speaker 3: PR team thinks, ah, you're kind of out of touch.
- 1:29:39Speaker 7: You need to hire a young hip writer. So that
- 1:29:41Speaker 7: she hires this young woke rider and they differ on
- 1:29:45Speaker 7: basically everything and it's kind of an unlikely friendship.
- 1:29:49Speaker 2: It's really good.
- 1:29:50Speaker 3: It's really well done. And the agencies business like Vegas
- 1:29:58Speaker 3: Sugar Vegas Okay, Vegas works. It's it's so well done,
- 1:30:03Speaker 3: really really good, really funny. You would love it, wody, Okay, yeah,
- 1:30:07Speaker 3: okay you.
- 1:30:09Speaker 8: Ahi?
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: More Woody shows coming up.
- 1:30:11Speaker 4: The show returns right after these messages.
- 1:30:15Speaker 3: Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Four days down, One
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- 1:30:38Speaker 3: Hit up menace.
- 1:30:39Speaker 2: Yes, just know where we're not found and we'll get
- 1:30:41Speaker 2: on that. Hey, guys, great news. Tomorrow is Friday.
- 1:30:47Speaker 3: Coming up for you Friday morning on the Woody Show,
- 1:30:50Speaker 3: We've got more tickets to the Woodies Show After Hours
- 1:30:53Speaker 3: takeover at Disney California Adventure Park. That's every hour five am,
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- 1:31:00Speaker 3: join us on Monday, April twentieth. You can also stop
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- 1:31:11Speaker 3: Woodyshow dot com. But plenty of chances tomorrow Friday morning.
- 1:31:15Speaker 2: Go tomorrow.
- 1:31:15Speaker 3: I'll get through the morning into the weekend as quickly
- 1:31:17Speaker 3: as we can. Anything got for usd in the meantime
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- 1:31:29Speaker 3: Greg Gory, Yes, parting words wisdom, please and never trust
- 1:31:32Speaker 3: anybody who whispers.
- 1:31:34Speaker 2: Trust me.
- 1:31:38Speaker 3: Someone says, I'll be honest with you lies.
- 1:31:40Speaker 2: Following yeah right, yeah, honestly.
- 1:31:43Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's what they say. That's what they say.
- 1:31:46Speaker 2: And when they ask you, can I be honest with you?
- 1:31:48Speaker 13: No?
- 1:31:49Speaker 7: Please just tell me, sweet little eyes.
- 1:31:53Speaker 3: I thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so
- 1:31:56Speaker 3: much for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable
- 1:31:58Speaker 3: time this morning. You know, with a it appreciate you
- 1:32:00Speaker 3: you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
- 1:32:02Speaker 3: We'll catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day.
- 1:32:04Speaker 3: SMD double M. I quit this bitch,