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- 0:00Speaker 1: On March 10, 1955, the CBS Pacific Network presented Signal
- 0:05Speaker 1: Oil's The Whistler, episode 665. In Seven Steps to Murder,
- 0:10Speaker 1: New York's theater and publishing circles become the setting for
- 0:13Speaker 1: a bitter contest between drama critic Archer Atkins and playwright
- 0:17Speaker 1: and syndicated columnist Everett Clayton. After Atkins publishes a scathing
- 0:22Speaker 1: review of Clayton's new play, Clayton answers with a public
- 0:26Speaker 1: literary challenge, and a long acquaintance moves into a carefully
- 0:30Speaker 1: arranged campaign of humiliation and revenge. Hans Conrad, Bill Foreman,
- 0:35Speaker 1: and Howard Duff are heard in the cast in a
- 0:38Speaker 1: story that follows the Atkins-Clayton affair through seven deliberate stages.
- 0:43Speaker 1: And now, the original broadcast.
- 1:04Speaker 2: I am the Whistler, and I know many things, for
- 1:07Speaker 2: I walk by night. I know many strange tales, hidden
- 1:12Speaker 2: in the hearts.
- 1:12Speaker 3: Of men and women who have stepped into the shadows.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Yes, I know the nameless terrors of which they dare
- 1:19Speaker 2: not speak. Tonight transcribed, it's the Whistler's strange story, Seven
- 1:26Speaker 2: Steps to Murder. The Atkins-Clayton affair was unusual for two reasons.
- 1:38Speaker 2: In the first place, of course, it involved a pair.
- 1:41Speaker 3: Of famous newspaper men.
- 1:42Speaker 2: Archer Atkins, the dean of New York drama critics, and
- 1:46Speaker 2: Everett Clayton, the syndicated columns. But more than that, it
- 1:50Speaker 2: was interesting in its structure. Yes, there were seven distinct
- 1:54Speaker 2: steps between an apparently cordial relationship and a murder.
- 2:00Speaker 3: The opening night.
- 2:01Speaker 2: Of Clayton's first play, The Whirlwind, was step number one.
- 2:06Speaker 2: Atkins had attended, of course, with the rest of the critics,
- 2:09Speaker 2: and shortly after the final curtain, had walked across the
- 2:12Speaker 2: street to the offices of the New York Globe with.
- 2:14Speaker 3: Murchison, his editor, to meet the newspaper's deadlines.
- 2:26Speaker 4: Everett Clayton's new play, The Whirlwind, opened last night at
- 2:29Speaker 4: the Brighton Theatre with Diana Brooks and Paul Strand in
- 2:33Speaker 4: the leading role.
- 2:33Speaker 5: Finish it, Atkins.
- 2:35Speaker 6: Oh, Murchison.
- 2:36Speaker 2: I want to see what you did to Clayton's play.
- 2:39Speaker 3: I thought it was great.
- 2:41Speaker 5: Oh, did you?
- 2:42Speaker 2: Here's what I thought. Everett Clayton's new play, The Whirlwind,
- 2:48Speaker 2: is dullness itself.
- 2:51Speaker 3: Is utterly lacking in.
- 2:52Speaker 2: Originality, imagination, or even ordinary playability. The death rattle was
- 2:57Speaker 2: audible before the first act was five minutes old.
- 3:00Speaker 6: Listen, Atkins, you can't.
- 3:01Speaker 4: Why can't I?
- 3:02Speaker 5: You grew up together.
- 3:03Speaker 2: You came from Texas together.
- 3:05Speaker 6: You were even engaged to his sister.
- 3:06Speaker 3: He's your best friend. Art knows no friendship.
- 3:09Speaker 5: You're a liar.
- 3:10Speaker 2: You're jealous because Clayton's invading the drama, your sacred territory.
- 3:14Speaker 4: If that's true, you should fire me. Too bad I'm
- 3:17Speaker 4: too influential, huh?
- 3:18Speaker 1: You know.
- 3:20Speaker 2: One of these days, you'll stick your neck out too far,
- 3:22Speaker 2: and I'll chop it off. Your review of Everett Clayton's
- 3:29Speaker 2: play was step number two. The next day, you see
- 3:32Speaker 2: Clayton in the coffee shop of the Stratford Club, where
- 3:35Speaker 2: both of you live.
- 3:37Speaker 3: He walks over to your.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Booth, his face tense and expressionless, the paper folded in
- 3:41Speaker 2: his pocket.
- 3:42Speaker 3: Well, Everett, good to see you.
- 3:45Speaker 4: Sit down, please.
- 3:46Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 3:46Speaker 7: Wait up.
- 3:49Speaker 6: Yes, sir.
- 3:50Speaker 4: Coffee, please.
- 3:51Speaker 6: Yes, sir.
- 3:52Speaker 3: Two. No coffee for me.
- 3:53Speaker 5: Milk.
- 3:54Speaker 8: Yes, sir.
- 3:55Speaker 4: Your stomach again?
- 3:56Speaker 5: I'm getting worse, I'm afraid.
- 3:59Speaker 9: But that's not why I.
- 4:01Speaker 3: Came, is it, Archer? I suppose not. That review, Archer.
- 4:06Speaker 3: Nice of you.
- 4:08Speaker 9: You're not a playwright, Everett.
- 4:10Speaker 3: You, uh.
- 4:11Speaker 9: You at least saw the play, I presume?
- 4:13Speaker 3: Of course.
- 4:14Speaker 2: An author spends a year writing a play, and that's
- 4:16Speaker 2: the consideration he gets.
- 4:17Speaker 4: Any of your money in it?
- 4:18Speaker 3: Everything I've got. Oh, too bad.
- 4:21Speaker 4: Why didn't you consult me before? Let me read it.
- 4:23Speaker 9: Because I knew what I'd get. Sarcasm, smart cracks, not
- 4:26Speaker 9: one bit of constructive criticism.
- 4:28Speaker 4: There is a small item you've forgotten.
- 4:31Speaker 3: Talent.
- 4:32Speaker 4: No one has yet succeeded in drawing milk from an elephant.
- 4:36Speaker 6: Nor kindness from a critic.
- 4:37Speaker 4: If you wanted charity, you should have said so. Want
- 4:39Speaker 4: me to go over it scene by scene and show
- 4:41Speaker 4: you how bad it is?
- 4:42Speaker 9: No, because you couldn't.
- 4:44Speaker 3: That's the trouble, you know.
- 4:45Speaker 5: The people don't.
- 4:46Speaker 9: Decide what's good or bad anymore. They wait for the
- 4:47Speaker 9: critics to tell them. Well, thanks to you, I know
- 4:51Speaker 9: my play is dead, Atkins. But I also know you're
- 4:53Speaker 9: a fake. You've been phony all your life. If the
- 4:56Speaker 9: Rover Boys in Switzerland had Edgar Allan Poe's name on it,
- 4:58Speaker 9: you'd call it great.
- 4:59Speaker 7: No easy, old boy.
- 5:00Speaker 3: You're getting carried away.
- 5:01Speaker 9: You picked on the wrong guy, Archer. I've got 20
- 5:03Speaker 9: million readers, too. And before this thing's over, I'm going
- 5:05Speaker 9: to make you look like the village idiot.
- 5:09Speaker 5: Just do me a favor, Atkins.
- 5:12Speaker 9: Check my column tomorrow.
- 5:15Speaker 3: It'll interest you.
- 5:30Speaker 2: In just a minute, the Whistler will continue tonight's story.
- 5:34Speaker 2: All of us are proud of our hometowns, and rightly so.
- 5:37Speaker 2: In this brief moment before we continue with our program,
- 5:40Speaker 2: we'd like to offer a salute to one of our
- 5:42Speaker 2: hometowns in America, Los Angeles, California. In area, this is
- 5:47Speaker 2: the largest city in the world, stretching more than 40
- 5:50Speaker 2: miles from the ocean to the 5,000-foot level in the mountains.
- 5:54Speaker 2: And it all started from a tiny Mexican pueblo. In
- 5:57Speaker 2: the year 1781, the Mexican provincial governor, Felipe de Neve,
- 6:02Speaker 2: founded El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora Riana de los Hangulis,
- 6:06Speaker 2: meaning the village of Our Lady, the Queen of the Angels.
- 6:09Speaker 2: This pueblo became the capital of a Mexican province, and
- 6:13Speaker 2: it was the last place to surrender to the United
- 6:15Speaker 2: States in the war with Mexico. Los Angeles today is
- 6:18Speaker 2: the largest in population of any city in the West,
- 6:21Speaker 2: and according to the 1950 census, the fourth largest in
- 6:25Speaker 2: the nation. In the ten years between 1940 and 50,
- 6:27Speaker 2: the city increased by 31%. and still it continues to grow,
- 6:34Speaker 2: to absorb the people who are making their permanent homes
- 6:36Speaker 2: in the Los Angeles area. Many things have contributed to
- 6:40Speaker 2: this phenomenal growth. The exceptional all-year climate, the development of
- 6:44Speaker 2: the citrus fruit industry, the discovery of vast oil fields,
- 6:48Speaker 2: the development of a man-made harbor that handles more shipping
- 6:51Speaker 2: than Boston or San Francisco, big enough to hold the
- 6:54Speaker 2: entire United States Navy, and of course the motion picture
- 6:58Speaker 2: industry that produces two-thirds of all motion pictures in the world.
- 7:03Speaker 2: But industries of all sorts have prospered in Los Angeles.
- 7:06Speaker 2: More cars are made here than any place except Detroit.
- 7:10Speaker 2: More tires than any place except Akron, Ohio. More furniture
- 7:13Speaker 2: than Grand Rapids. More sport clothes, oil equipment, more processed food,
- 7:18Speaker 2: and more aircraft than any place in the world. Just
- 7:22Speaker 2: to give you an idea of how Los Angeles is
- 7:24Speaker 2: able to provide room for all these industries and people,
- 7:27Speaker 2: this city is bigger than the states of Rhode Island
- 7:30Speaker 2: and Delaware combined. It has been a rapid growth from
- 7:34Speaker 2: a tiny Mexican pueblo to the world's largest city and area.
- 7:38Speaker 2: And Los Angeles intends to continue its progress. The people
- 7:42Speaker 2: who call it their hometown are proud of the part
- 7:45Speaker 2: it has played in the building of America. And now,
- 7:49Speaker 2: back to The Whistler.
- 8:06Speaker 6: Yes, Archer.
- 8:08Speaker 2: Although you didn't know it at the time, the case
- 8:10Speaker 2: that was soon to become famous as the Atkins-Clayton affair
- 8:14Speaker 2: fell neatly into seven parts. Seven steps to murder. Clayton's play,
- 8:19Speaker 2: of course, was the first step. And the scathing review
- 8:23Speaker 2: that appeared in the Globe the next day over your
- 8:25Speaker 2: signature was the second. But when you arrive at your
- 8:29Speaker 2: office the next day, Murchison, the editor, is sitting on
- 8:32Speaker 2: your desk waiting for you.
- 8:34Speaker 3: The afternoon edition of The Ledger in his hand.
- 8:39Speaker 5: Hello, Murchison.
- 8:39Speaker 6: Did you read Clayton's column?
- 8:41Speaker 4: I did not.
- 8:43Speaker 6: Lead paragraph.
- 8:44Speaker 9: Listen.
- 8:46Speaker 5: I am now reconciled to.
- 8:48Speaker 2: The fact that my play, The Whirlwind, will close in
- 8:50Speaker 2: a matter of days as a result of the efforts
- 8:52Speaker 2: of a group of critics headed by Archer Atkins. As
- 8:56Speaker 2: a matter of fact, Atkins is not equipped to set
- 8:58Speaker 2: himself up as a critic or even a writer. He
- 9:01Speaker 2: has no conception of literature, dramatic, poetic, or otherwise. And
- 9:05Speaker 2: I intend to prove it. Well, amusing, but not very.
- 9:08Speaker 2: You started all of this, Atkins.
- 9:09Speaker 5: I think you should apologize.
- 9:10Speaker 3: I'm going to be quite busy, Murchison.
- 9:11Speaker 4: I'm sure there are a few obituaries that require your
- 9:14Speaker 4: keen intelligence.
- 9:17Speaker 2: I hope Clayton gives you a sock and a jaw.
- 9:26Speaker 2: That's step number three, Archer. The public challenge that went.
- 9:30Speaker 3: Out to 20 million readers. You decide it's ridiculous, of course,
- 9:34Speaker 3: and forget about it. The play lasts five days and closes.
- 9:40Speaker 2: Then one evening, some weeks later, Barbara Ross, the fashion
- 9:43Speaker 2: editor on the ledger, walks up to you in the
- 9:45Speaker 2: lobby and taps you on the shoulders.
- 9:48Speaker 6: Archer, darling.
- 9:50Speaker 4: Good evening, my dear.
- 9:51Speaker 3: Archer, I found something I thought you'd want.
- 9:52Speaker 2: To glance at.
- 9:53Speaker 4: Why, did Clayton put me in print again?
- 9:56Speaker 2: Nothing like that.
- 9:58Speaker 4: Somebody handed me this book of poetry.
- 9:59Speaker 2: Oh? It was printed privately, only 50 copies.
- 10:02Speaker 3: Let me.
- 10:06Speaker 7: See.
- 10:06Speaker 4: 14 by Jafar Ahmed.
- 10:08Speaker 6: What's it about?
- 10:08Speaker 2: Oh, I think it's lovely. It's written by an immigrant
- 10:11Speaker 2: boy about his love for a little girl.
- 10:14Speaker 3: Oh, no, thank you.
- 10:15Speaker 6: Oh, but our.
- 10:16Speaker 3: Poetry, darling, is as much a part of adolescence as
- 10:18Speaker 3: the first shave.
- 10:20Speaker 4: And just about as important.
- 10:22Speaker 8: But it's really quite good.
- 10:24Speaker 4: The boy seems to have an excellent sense of meter.
- 10:27Speaker 3: And a good deal of insight, too.
- 10:30Speaker 6: Archer, you know so much more about poetry than anyone
- 10:33Speaker 6: else I know.
- 10:34Speaker 3: All right, dear.
- 10:37Speaker 4: I'll look it over.
- 10:42Speaker 2: Step number four, the book of poetry.
- 10:46Speaker 3: Nothing to it, of course.
- 10:47Speaker 5: Is there, aren't you?
- 10:49Speaker 2: But you take it home and toss it on the nightstand.
- 10:52Speaker 2: And just before you decide to turn out the light,
- 10:54Speaker 2: you pick it up and glance at the first page.
- 10:58Speaker 1: Hold you from the start.
- 11:03Speaker 2: There's something about the poems that haunts you, almost as
- 11:07Speaker 2: if you've.
- 11:08Speaker 5: Read them before.
- 11:09Speaker 2: Memories. Things you'd forgotten completely spring to life.
- 11:14Speaker 4: Yes.
- 11:15Speaker 2: This boy has managed to capture something out of every
- 11:17Speaker 2: man's youth. Something that gets under your skin and stays there.
- 11:23Speaker 3: You finish the book.
- 11:24Speaker 2: Get out of bed hurriedly and sit down at your typewriter.
- 11:27Speaker 2: You can't wait until tomorrow, can you, Archer? You've got
- 11:31Speaker 2: to get it on paper now.
- 11:32Speaker 5: There.
- 11:39Speaker 10: Although the poems are immature, there's something great and universal
- 11:43Speaker 10: about this work. The volume has been printed privately, but
- 11:46Speaker 10: in my opinion, it would be a wise investment for
- 11:49Speaker 10: any publisher to issue it in quantity. Fourteen by Jafar
- 11:53Speaker 10: Ahmed should never be forgotten.
- 11:57Speaker 5: I ought to do it.
- 11:57Speaker 10: It'll be on the bestseller list in a month.
- 12:11Speaker 2: In the morning, you hand your article to a copy boy, unaware,
- 12:14Speaker 2: of course, that you've just completed step number five. Although
- 12:19Speaker 2: you don't know it, the minute you turned in that review,
- 12:22Speaker 2: you moved nearer to murder than you've ever been in
- 12:25Speaker 2: your life. It's just 24 hours later when the same
- 12:36Speaker 2: boy walks into your office, places a newspaper on your desk.
- 12:40Speaker 3: Step number six.
- 12:42Speaker 6: Here's your copy of the ledger, mister.
- 12:47Speaker 4: Round town with every plate.
- 12:48Speaker 6: Oh, here we are.
- 12:50Speaker 4: Three months ago, I promised to reveal Archer Atkins, the
- 12:53Speaker 4: so-called dean of literary critics, as a phony. Today, I
- 12:57Speaker 4: call attention to the raves he's been giving the book
- 12:59Speaker 4: of poems called Fourteen... Supposedly written by a 14-year-old Iranian lad.
- 13:06Speaker 4: The fact is, gentlemen, readers, I wrote 14.
- 13:11Speaker 2: Shocking, eh, Archer? Oh, hello, notice I didn't see you.
- 13:14Speaker 5: That's all right. You needn't hide that.
- 13:17Speaker 2: Some of our best people read Everett Clayton, including the
- 13:20Speaker 2: publishers of this paper.
- 13:20Speaker 3: That's trash.
- 13:21Speaker 4: Just trash.
- 13:22Speaker 2: And lies, too, I suppose.
- 13:23Speaker 4: Why, Clayton never wrote 14.
- 13:24Speaker 7: He hasn't got enough sense.
- 13:26Speaker 2: Seems to know a lot about it, Archer.
- 13:28Speaker 5: Read on.
- 13:29Speaker 2: He tells just how he did it. He had no
- 13:31Speaker 2: knowledge of poetry, he says. Just threw together the luscious
- 13:34Speaker 2: and most senseless adjectives he could concoct.
- 13:37Speaker 3: Had the whole mess printed up on the quiet.
- 13:39Speaker 2: And you, the great Archer Atkins, praised it to the skies.
- 13:44Speaker 8: Are you trying to tell me that you believe this nonsense?
- 13:46Speaker 3: What a man's a.
- 13:47Speaker 5: A man's got readers, Archer.
- 13:49Speaker 2: Twenty million of them, so calm down.
- 13:51Speaker 8: Don't tell me to calm down. As a matter of fact,
- 13:53Speaker 8: why don't you get out of here?
- 13:55Speaker 6: Let me at that typewriter.
- 13:56Speaker 2: I'll teach Clayton his place.
- 13:57Speaker 6: Not on a globe, you won't.
- 13:59Speaker 5: And why not?
- 14:00Speaker 2: I talked to the publishers. They want your resignation by
- 14:03Speaker 2: the end of the month. From now on, I'm editing
- 14:06Speaker 2: your material and I don't intend to have any libel
- 14:08Speaker 2: suits on my hands. Not even to save the great
- 14:11Speaker 2: name of Archer Atkins.
- 14:13Speaker 6: Good day.
- 14:16Speaker 2: Well, for once I've had the last word. Well, Archer,
- 14:25Speaker 2: a turn you never expected. And it's even worse when
- 14:28Speaker 2: you reach the Stratford Club and learn that you've suddenly
- 14:31Speaker 2: been turned into a laughing stock.
- 14:35Speaker 8: Dear old boy, how could you? What was it now? I, uh,
- 14:38Speaker 8: I still feel the music, the poignant expression of an
- 14:42Speaker 8: adolescent love. Sweetly agonizing emotions, part.
- 14:48Speaker 6: Of every man's youth.
- 14:50Speaker 8: I'm not about to climb this cane on your skull,
- 14:53Speaker 8: my dear Hanlon.
- 14:54Speaker 2: Gentlemen, gentlemen, you hear?
- 14:56Speaker 8: The great Atkins is no longer capable of using his
- 14:59Speaker 8: cutting tongue. He must now resort to a cane.
- 15:02Speaker 6: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
- 15:09Speaker 3: This thing has got you, hasn't it, Archer?
- 15:11Speaker 2: And it hurts deep, twisting inside you until finally the
- 15:16Speaker 2: seventh step begins to take shape. The seventh and final step. Murder.
- 15:22Speaker 2: It's a frightening thought, isn't it, Archer?
- 15:31Speaker 3: Frightening, but very clear.
- 15:33Speaker 2: It's all there in your mind as you ride up
- 15:35Speaker 2: to your luxurious suite in the elevator. Everett Clayton is
- 15:39Speaker 2: a man of habits. One of them forced upon him
- 15:42Speaker 2: by his health.
- 15:44Speaker 5: You know all about that, aren't you?
- 15:45Speaker 2: How each evening at seven, a waiter brings a large
- 15:49Speaker 2: glass of milk into his apartment. You smile as you
- 15:53Speaker 2: let yourself into your rooms across the hall. Tonight, that
- 15:57Speaker 2: same waiter must bring you something as well.
- 16:01Speaker 5: Hello. Hello, coffee shop.
- 16:03Speaker 2: It was Mr.
- 16:03Speaker 3: Atkins.
- 16:04Speaker 4: I wonder if you'd send me up something, huh?
- 16:08Speaker 6: Oh, I don't know.
- 16:09Speaker 2: Something light.
- 16:09Speaker 3: A chicken sandwich, perhaps?
- 16:12Speaker 6: Oh, no. No hurry.
- 16:13Speaker 4: Walt said you have a waiter coming to Mr. Clayton's
- 16:17Speaker 4: rooms at seven. That's time enough, surely. Don't make a
- 16:21Speaker 4: special trip. Thank you.
- 16:23Speaker 7: Thank you.
- 16:35Speaker 5: Waiter.
- 16:37Speaker 2: Yes, sir?
- 16:38Speaker 4: You have a sandwich and coffee for me?
- 16:41Speaker 2: Yes, sir, but I was going to stop first at Mr.
- 16:44Speaker 3: Clayton's.
- 16:44Speaker 2: Yes, well, come in a moment.
- 16:45Speaker 4: I'll set it down there in the desk, will you?
- 16:47Speaker 4: And I wonder if you'd do something for me. I
- 16:49Speaker 4: tried to unlock a suitcase a moment ago, but I
- 16:51Speaker 4: couldn't seem to turn the key.
- 16:53Speaker 5: Would you have a.
- 16:54Speaker 7: Look at it, please?
- 16:55Speaker 2: Why, certainly, sir.
- 16:56Speaker 3: Where is it?
- 16:57Speaker 4: In the bedroom.
- 16:58Speaker 3: Of course, if it's too much trouble.
- 16:59Speaker 10: Not at all, sir.
- 17:00Speaker 2: I have handled a lot of things. You hesitate as
- 17:06Speaker 2: the waiter starts across to the bedroom. Then you turn
- 17:09Speaker 2: quickly to the tray he set down on your desk.
- 17:12Speaker 2: Before he comes back, you empty the contents of a
- 17:14Speaker 2: small envelope into the milk intended for Clayton. You stir
- 17:18Speaker 2: it hastily and then return to your book. Well, I
- 17:23Speaker 2: got it open for you, sir.
- 17:24Speaker 4: That lock is sprung a little bit, though. Oh, well,
- 17:27Speaker 4: I'll have to have it attended to. Here you go.
- 17:29Speaker 4: Thanks for your trouble.
- 17:30Speaker 6: Not at all, sir.
- 17:31Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Thank you.
- 17:33Speaker 7: Oh.
- 17:37Speaker 2: You settle back in your chair now, giving the waiter
- 17:40Speaker 2: time to deliver the.
- 17:41Speaker 3: Glass of milk to Clayton. A few minutes later, you
- 17:44Speaker 3: slip out into the corridor and down the hall.
- 17:46Speaker 2: Stop outside of Clayton's door and listen. He's talking to
- 17:50Speaker 2: someone on the telephone.
- 17:51Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I got your letter.
- 17:54Speaker 8: Well, what did you expect me to do?
- 17:55Speaker 1: All right, all right.
- 17:58Speaker 3: I promise I'll tell him about it first thing tomorrow.
- 18:02Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I promise.
- 18:04Speaker 5: Goodbye.
- 18:05Speaker 7: Goodbye.
- 18:08Speaker 2: You wait tensely after Clayton hangs up, hoping no one
- 18:11Speaker 2: will come along the hall and find you standing there.
- 18:15Speaker 3: A moment's dragged by. What is he doing?
- 18:19Speaker 2: Isn't he ever going to pick up that glass? And then.
- 18:24Speaker 1: Ah!
- 18:35Speaker 2: A moment later, you whip the door open, step inside
- 18:37Speaker 2: and lock it. A glance at Clayton's body sprawled on.
- 18:40Speaker 3: The floor assures you that he's dead.
- 18:42Speaker 2: Quickly, you cross the room and sit down at his
- 18:45Speaker 2: battered portable typewriter.
- 18:47Speaker 7: To my dear mother, comma, my sister, comma, and gentle readers, colon.
- 18:58Speaker 10: It isn't often that a man gets the opportunity.
- 19:05Speaker 7: To write.
- 19:06Speaker 2: His own obituary.
- 19:09Speaker 3: Period.
- 19:10Speaker 7: Believe me, comma, this isn't easy.
- 19:15Speaker 10: Comma, but I've been ill for some ten years now.
- 19:22Speaker 2: You type rapidly, Archer, because you know exactly what you
- 19:25Speaker 2: want Clayton's suicide note to say. It includes above all
- 19:30Speaker 2: else a confession, one in which the dead Everett Clayton
- 19:34Speaker 2: will admit to the world that he perpetrated a deliberate.
- 19:37Speaker 3: Hoax against you.
- 19:39Speaker 2: His note tells how he lied in claiming to have
- 19:41Speaker 2: written the verses in the book 14. How actually, he
- 19:46Speaker 2: simply dug up a number of anonymous ballads.
- 19:48Speaker 3: And revised them a bit. You put it all down, Archer.
- 19:52Speaker 5: Your way.
- 19:53Speaker 3: But in Everett Clayton's style.
- 19:57Speaker 2: And then you add his well-known signature. Just the two
- 20:00Speaker 2: simple typewritten letters.
- 20:03Speaker 3: E-C. Thanks, my dear Everett.
- 20:08Speaker 10: We'll see tomorrow how your 20 million readers like this one.
- 20:30Speaker 6: Don't be half right. Use Yusufi. For example, about how
- 20:34Speaker 6: many standard varieties of domestic chickens would you say there were?
- 20:38Speaker 7: Fifty?
- 20:39Speaker 6: No, that's only half right. Brush up on your poultry farming.
- 20:44Speaker 6: Tell your I & E officer you want to study
- 20:46Speaker 6: with the United States Armed Forces Institute. Use SOFI.
- 20:50Speaker 3: It's easy.
- 20:51Speaker 6: It's simple. If you don't want to be half right,
- 20:54Speaker 6: use your SOFI.
- 20:56Speaker 2: And now back to The Whistler.
- 20:59Speaker 1: The Whistler.
- 21:04Speaker 3: Well, the seven steps are passed now, Archer.
- 21:07Speaker 6: Everett Clayton is dead.
- 21:09Speaker 2: But more important than that, the suicide note in his
- 21:12Speaker 2: typewriter will put you back at the top of the heap. Yes.
- 21:17Speaker 3: Murchison, your publishers, Hanley.
- 21:19Speaker 2: And the whole literary world will have to admit who
- 21:22Speaker 2: has the right to wear the critic's crown.
- 21:26Speaker 4: But you're very practical about.
- 21:28Speaker 3: It, aren't you?
- 21:29Speaker 2: The police will come, of course, and you're ready for
- 21:31Speaker 2: them with that vague, superior, confident air that has always
- 21:36Speaker 2: carried you through before.
- 21:38Speaker 3: Then why not? What can they possibly prove?
- 21:42Speaker 2: You don't seem at all surprised at the police calling
- 21:45Speaker 2: on you, Mr.
- 21:45Speaker 5: Atkins.
- 21:46Speaker 4: Oh, my dear Captain Foss, the moment the manager of
- 21:49Speaker 4: this club informed me of Clayton's demise, I resigned myself
- 21:52Speaker 4: to a round of dull questions.
- 21:55Speaker 5: Naturally.
- 21:56Speaker 2: You've known him all his life, grew up with him,
- 21:58Speaker 2: sweet on his sister.
- 21:59Speaker 7: At one time.
- 22:00Speaker 6: Anything else you want to know?
- 22:01Speaker 4: I was an incubator baby, weighed three pounds, two and
- 22:04Speaker 4: one-third ounces.
- 22:05Speaker 2: I'm surprised you aren't more interested in the way Clayton died.
- 22:10Speaker 3: I like to believe people, Captain.
- 22:12Speaker 4: When I'm told someone is dead, I assume he's dead.
- 22:15Speaker 4: Whether he was shot through the head with a cannon,
- 22:18Speaker 4: threw himself into Mount Vesuvius, or was clubbed to death
- 22:20Speaker 4: with the missing arm of Venus de Milo doesn't concern.
- 22:23Speaker 3: Me in the least.
- 22:24Speaker 2: Poison is more to your liking, isn't it?
- 22:28Speaker 3: I don't know what you're trying to imply.
- 22:30Speaker 2: Let's make it clear, then. How long did it take
- 22:32Speaker 2: you to write that note?
- 22:34Speaker 3: Note, Captain?
- 22:35Speaker 2: The suicide note in Clayton's typewriter.
- 22:37Speaker 3: Oh, do tell.
- 22:38Speaker 7: In verse, no doubt.
- 22:39Speaker 2: It says Clayton never wrote those poems, that he stole
- 22:42Speaker 2: them from some anonymous ballads. Well, I insisted on that
- 22:46Speaker 2: all the time.
- 22:47Speaker 7: Wait till I get hold of that editor.
- 22:48Speaker 3: You wrote that note, Atkins.
- 22:50Speaker 2: You poisoned Clayton and ran the note off on his typewriter.
- 22:54Speaker 8: Nonsense.
- 22:54Speaker 7: Who gave you that story?
- 22:56Speaker 6: Some idiot from the ledger?
- 22:57Speaker 5: Take a look at these papers, Atkins.
- 23:00Speaker 3: Ever seen them before? They're yellow. They're very old, aren't they?
- 23:04Speaker 2: They're poems you wrote to Everett Clayton's sister when you
- 23:07Speaker 2: were 14, over.
- 23:09Speaker 6: 40 years ago.
- 23:09Speaker 3: What?
- 23:10Speaker 9: That book of poetry you reviewed.
- 23:12Speaker 2: Was not written by Jafar Ahmed or Everett Clayton, but
- 23:15Speaker 2: by Archer Atkins.
- 23:18Speaker 3: I'm reviewing my own poetry.
- 23:19Speaker 2: So it wasn't suicide, you see.
- 23:21Speaker 4: Now, wait a minute.
- 23:22Speaker 2: He still did it.
- 23:23Speaker 7: It was a malicious trick.
- 23:24Speaker 2: Now, listen, Captain.
- 23:25Speaker 5: It wasn't suicide, Atkins.
- 23:27Speaker 2: Because Clayton's sister blew up when she read what he
- 23:30Speaker 2: did with those poems after she sent them to him.
- 23:32Speaker 3: She phoned him last night. He was talking to his sister.
- 23:37Speaker 2: She made him promise a public retraction. Clayton was going
- 23:41Speaker 2: to see you about it in the morning.
- 23:48Speaker 5: Now, a question. Do you know the name of what
- 23:51Speaker 5: is considered to be the first American ship.
- 23:55Speaker 5: In 1798, a newspaper advertisement in Salem, Massachusetts, asked for
- 23:58Speaker 5: assistance in the building of the Essex. The ad requested
- 24:02Speaker 5: that every man in possession of a white oak tree
- 24:04Speaker 5: should bring it with him when he came to Salem.
- 24:07Speaker 5: In January 1799, there was enough lumber to start construction,
- 24:11Speaker 5: and by October of that year, the 32-gun Essex was launched.
- 24:15Speaker 5: It was a completely seaworthy ship and saw heavy duty,
- 24:19Speaker 5: although 720 days were spent building her. This is but
- 24:23Speaker 5: one of many interesting facts which can be found in
- 24:25Speaker 5: the history of your United States Navy. Featured in tonight's
- 24:42Speaker 5: transcribed story were Bill Foreman as the Whistler, Hans Conreid,
- 24:46Speaker 5: Olin Soule, Jack Moyles, Charlotte Lawrence, Vic Perrin, and Jack Carroll.
- 24:52Speaker 5: The Whistler, directed by Gordon T. Hughes with music by
- 24:55Speaker 5: Wilbur Hatch, is produced by Joel Malone and transmitted overseas
- 24:59Speaker 5: by the Armed Forces Radio Service. This evening's story was
- 25:03Speaker 5: by Meyer Dolinsky. The Whistler was entirely fictional, and all
- 25:06Speaker 5: characters portrayed on The Whistler are also fictional.
- 25:09Speaker 2: Any similarities of names or resemblances to persons living or
- 25:12Speaker 2: dead is purely coincidental. This is George Walsh speaking and
- 25:17Speaker 2: reminding you to listen again next week for another strange
- 25:20Speaker 2: tale by the Whistler.
- 25:25Speaker 1: We leave the Whistler with Seven Steps to Murder. Follow
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