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What the Hell Is Going On With Sebastian Bach and David Lee Roth? · Classic Metal Show

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  SPEAKER_00: Hi, this is Gil from Triumph, and you're
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  SPEAKER_01: From the sound of white noise that is Anthrax featuring the great John Bush
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  SPEAKER_01: with only Heard Accept in there with Bulletproof for the Wretch.
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  SPEAKER_01: Peter Criss in there with Hard Rock Knockers.
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  SPEAKER_01: Going out by request from Demon to Shelly Rocks for her birthday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Entranced in there with Entrance for King Trump.
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  SPEAKER_01: Docking with Too High to Fly from John Phillips to Shelly Rocks.
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  SPEAKER_01: There it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: There you are.
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  SPEAKER_01: So that Anthrax tune always gets me pumped.
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  SPEAKER_02: Dude, the new record is really good.
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  SPEAKER_02: I finally got it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Only to get stood up by Frank Bellow.
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  SPEAKER_02: As we were saying earlier, they're 75%.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: But the record's pretty damn solid.
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  SPEAKER_02: If you like the last, I don't think it's as good as the last two.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like I thought For All Kings and the one before it were both really good.
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  SPEAKER_02: But worship music.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: I thought those are like phenomenal.
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  SPEAKER_02: This one is not phenomenal, but it doesn't suck on any level either.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like a solid eight out of 10.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think most people like it.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's a little more old school than I thought they would be, but I like it.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's good.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's pretty strong.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think it's out next week, if I'm not mistaken.
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  SPEAKER_02: So get it.
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  SPEAKER_01: New Anthrax after 10 years.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's worth getting.
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  SPEAKER_02: If you've liked the last two with Joey, you will like this record.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm very, very comfortable saying that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's a guy who sings in a Journey tribute band.
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  SPEAKER_02: That is true, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It sounds nothing like Journey.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's a guy we hooked up with, Jack Frost, and they started a band at one point.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's true.
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  SPEAKER_01: And they called in here to tell us.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And they were both
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  SPEAKER_01: hammered.
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  SPEAKER_01: So funny.
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  SPEAKER_02: We've had a lot of history in this dumb show, haven't we?
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  SPEAKER_01: It is.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, since we're talking about music, well, let's get to the elephant in the room.
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  SPEAKER_01: Twisted skidster?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, it happened.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what to make of it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I watched...
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, maybe 30 minutes of it today.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't care enough to watch the whole thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: I just don't.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, it is what it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I don't feel like it's Twisted Sister at all.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, that's the question is, what would make it Twisted Sister?
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  SPEAKER_01: Not Sebastian.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's just Sebastian singing with two of the guys from Twisted Sister.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And they do skid row covers at the end as well.
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  SPEAKER_01: So it's just, it's just a bunch of dudes jamming.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a couple of dudes from Twisted Sister with Sebastian Bach singing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is it, is it awful?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't think so.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think people that like this musical like it, but it's not Twisted Sister.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's, it's not, it's not great.
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  SPEAKER_02: I see people in here saying it sucked, it sucks moose balls, blah, blah, blah.
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  SPEAKER_02: I see y'all.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think y'all just want to hate it,
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  SPEAKER_02: and that's why you're hating it,
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  SPEAKER_02: because if you like Sebastian,
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  SPEAKER_02: if you like Twisted Sister, you're going to get pretty much what you expect.
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  SPEAKER_02: Nothing additional.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's nothing in this that makes you sit there and go,
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  SPEAKER_02: whoa, this is what they've been missing.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's none of that.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's just a show.
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  SPEAKER_02: But we'll play some.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe you think different.
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  SPEAKER_02: You haven't seen it?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I have not.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, let's get to it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here we are.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is the full set.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm just going to pop around.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't even have time stamps or anything.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm just going to play some, and then we'll skip around.
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  SPEAKER_02: So let's get to this.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: So here they come onto the stage.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right, New Jersey!
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  SPEAKER_01: No, it's not.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, Sebastian Bach singing Twisted Sister song.
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  SPEAKER_02: That guy right there is not a member of Twisted Sister.
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  SPEAKER_02: At least in my head, maybe he is now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Who knows?
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that could be too.
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  SPEAKER_02: These might be his audition shows.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wouldn't that be awful if they try and record a record without D?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't think anybody would care with D, but without D, no one's going to give a fuck.
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  SPEAKER_02: But Skid Row won't take him.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe Twisted Sister will take him.
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  SPEAKER_02: Who knows?
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, this is Twisted Sister without the makeup.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I just don't know what to make of it, aside from the banner.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean...
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm with you.
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  SPEAKER_02: And Sebastian doesn't sound like D, he sounds like himself, which is fine.
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  SPEAKER_02: The only thing that I will give Sebastian here, and I'm not trying to even rag on him, really.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, whatever, Ben.
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  SPEAKER_02: He got offered the gig.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's one of these, he's like Randy.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's one of these guys that's over, over excited about every goddamn thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: So for him,
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  SPEAKER_02: this is like being in the Beatles,
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure, you know, for, for Sebastian, don't you think?
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  SPEAKER_02: And, and,
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  SPEAKER_02: and he's like D he's one of these guys that's overly excited on stage to the point
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  SPEAKER_02: of almost being ridiculous.
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  SPEAKER_02: For me, he's ridiculous.
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  SPEAKER_02: D is not quite as ridiculous.
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  SPEAKER_02: Even with all the makeup and all the stupidness.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sebastian with all the hair flipping and stuff.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like, dude, you're fucking 60.
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  SPEAKER_02: You look like a tard.
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  SPEAKER_02: Stop it.
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  SPEAKER_02: But he sounds okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, he sounds.
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  SPEAKER_02: He sounds like Sebastian Bach.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I'll just skip ahead.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'll just jump into the middle anywhere.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here's some more.
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  Here we go.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who's this guy?
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  SPEAKER_01: I think that's little Steven's son.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tiny Steven.
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  SPEAKER_02: Who is he?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is he an original?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's kind of what I have a problem with.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's not an original.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, there's only two guys.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who are the original guys?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's the guitar guy, French, J.J. French.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, J.J. French and the other guitar guy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is that Mendoza or is he long gone?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't even know.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know shit about Twisted Sister, really.
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  SPEAKER_02: I like him, but I can't name.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can name two guys, J.J. French and D. Snyder.
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  SPEAKER_02: And A.J.
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  SPEAKER_02: Pirro, but I think he's dead, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's dead.
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  SPEAKER_01: He was the drummer.
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  SPEAKER_02: Then I guess he's not here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know who this guy is.
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  SPEAKER_02: He said little Steven's son.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Aside from the price of the ticket, this is a tribute band.
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  SPEAKER_02: It is.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can't replace Dee Snider.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is like replacing Eddie Van Halen in Van Halen.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can't do it.
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  SPEAKER_02: You cannot do it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Nobody's ever going to accept this.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, this is in New Jersey, which they're all from, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're from the New York, New Jersey area.
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  SPEAKER_02: So it's a hometown crowd.
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  SPEAKER_01: For the most part, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: You take this to the Midwest, it ain't selling 500 tickets.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you think it would?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or the West Coast?
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: No way.
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  SPEAKER_02: You see this in LA?
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  SPEAKER_02: Mm-mm.
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  SPEAKER_02: The half-sold whiskey.
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  SPEAKER_02: You think it would sell more than half at the whiskey?
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the whiskey isn't even all that big.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think the whiskey holds like 500 people at the most.
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  SPEAKER_02: You think it sells out at the whiskey?
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  SPEAKER_02: Nah.
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  SPEAKER_02: You think it sells almost?
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  SPEAKER_02: 400?
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, maybe.
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  SPEAKER_02: Who knows?
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_02: Depends on the night.
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  SPEAKER_02: If it's a Saturday, yes.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_02: If it's a Tuesday, no.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm just like, who's excited enough to drop whatever these tickets cost?
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  SPEAKER_02: And I have no idea what these tickets cost, but,
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  SPEAKER_02: you know,
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  SPEAKER_02: let's say it's $75,
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  SPEAKER_02: which is probably cheap, but, you know, if this is $75, who's excited to go see it?
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  SPEAKER_02: Would you go see it?
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: If it was playing three minutes from your house for $75.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't think so.
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  SPEAKER_01: If it was $50.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to go hear Sebastian singing Twisted Sister songs.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I just have zero interest in that.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, let's skip ahead.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'll just jump to the 30-minute mark.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to give him a little bit of credit here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not much, but a little.
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  SPEAKER_02: And this is all on Sebastian, who I love to tear down because he's such a fucking goob.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I'll give him this.
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  SPEAKER_02: I appreciate the fact that he's just doing what he does instead of trying
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  SPEAKER_02: to mimic D. If he was trying to do an impression of D, this would be so much worse.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't you think?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because you're not...
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  SPEAKER_01: The thing is that obviously everybody knows who Sebastian Bach is.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's iconic.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's iconic.
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  SPEAKER_01: So he can't be anything but.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but he could have tried.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I would agree with you.
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  SPEAKER_01: That'd be ridiculous.
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  SPEAKER_02: It would just sound awful.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'll give him this.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know,
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  SPEAKER_02: I've been jokingly calling this Twisted Skidster,
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  SPEAKER_02: you know, just because that sort of fits.
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  SPEAKER_02: But that's what this really is.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's Skid Row doing Twisted Sister, basically.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's nothing different than that.
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  SPEAKER_02: And next thing you know,
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  SPEAKER_02: Eric Gronwall will be on the stage with him for three shows and then he'll quit.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm just going to skip ahead 45 minutes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here's halfway through the set.
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  SPEAKER_02: Same thought.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just nothing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's just Sebastian singing Twisted Sister song.
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  SPEAKER_02: Twisted Sister.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jump ahead.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Did they just only have shirts that were one size too small for him or what?
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  SPEAKER_02: You're going to tell me all these months of rehearsal they couldn't get him
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  SPEAKER_02: a proper fitting shirt?
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  SPEAKER_02: Come on, dude.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do better.
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  SPEAKER_02: Why are you wearing a Twisted Sister shirt?
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  SPEAKER_02: Isn't that like the worst?
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  SPEAKER_02: Isn't that like the worst thing bands can do?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, wearing your own shirt.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_01: Wear their own shit.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_02: You know.
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  SPEAKER_01: The other guys aren't wearing Twisted Sister shirts.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_02: No, none of them.
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  SPEAKER_02: They all look like a band, and he looks like the guy that's staggered up here, the fan.
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  SPEAKER_02: He literally looks like a fan.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sounds really, really good.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_02: I think he sounds really good for him.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_02: You know, he does sound good.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know about the vest with the t-shirt, though.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's kind of a.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_01: Gotta cover up his belly.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but he's not.
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  SPEAKER_02: Look at that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Move forward.
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  That's great.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_02: We got to ask, I think Florentine was at this show.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_02: We got to ask him how it went.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_02: If you couldn't remember, cause you know, I won't remember, but if you remember that.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ask him.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_02: Let's jump ahead here.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're almost done.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
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  Put some
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  mics on new
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  SPEAKER_00: chairs, Nate!
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_02: How is this not insulting to the Twisted Sister people?
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_01: He's doing his own music at the end.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_01: You mean there isn't enough Twisted Sister songs to fill out a 90-minute show?
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_02: I'm even okay with them doing that to acknowledge that he's there or whatever.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_02: But you do that in the middle.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_02: Or you just do one at the end, maybe.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_02: See, I wouldn't even do that.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_02: It's a Twisted Sister show.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_02: I understand.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_02: I would mix it in the middle somewhere.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_02: If you're going to do I Remember You, you do it back to back with the price or something.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I wouldn't do it at all if it's a Twisted Sister show.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't either, but somehow I think Sebastian, that's probably his terms.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but he...
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_02: The thing I don't get is why is he doing it at the... Why are they doing it at the end?
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_01: They're doing almost a whole Skid Row set.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, they only do two, but it's long and...
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_02: Sing song and sing along and Jesus.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know what they're doing here.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's a weird thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's bizarre.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_02: All right, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Last one.
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  SPEAKER_00: You told me.
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  SPEAKER_02: If I didn't know better,
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  SPEAKER_02: my attitude would be, who are these roadies playing with Sebastian Bach?
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_02: Nothing screams Twisted Sister other than the backdrop.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_02: Nothing.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, that's a fair taste.
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  SPEAKER_02: Does it last past these five shows or whatever it is?
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_01: And you got to wonder if, again, they're obligated to play them.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_02: And that could very well...
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  SPEAKER_02: There's got to be a reason they're doing this.
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  SPEAKER_02: It can't be because they got to continue on the band.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_02: J.J. French is in his 70s, isn't he?
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they've been around since the 70s.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I mean.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_02: So 50 years, so he's at least 70, 75 years old.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_02: Whoever this other guy is over here, he's got to be the same age.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_02: Then you got...
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_02: Little Stevens kid.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't know this drummer.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_02: Sebastian said, what is mid six?
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'll give it to Sebastian though.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_02: He does sound good.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_01: I think Sebastian's 59.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_01: Is he?
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_02: Is that it?
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_01: I think he's 59.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'll also give him,
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_02: he looks like he's in better shape than he's been in the last year or two as well.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_01: He's definitely dropped a couple of pounds.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_02: He looks a lot, a lot better and he sounds okay.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_02: You know,
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_02: he's still,
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_02: He can't hit those high notes anymore,
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_02: but those fucking notes were inhuman in the first place.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_02: So expecting him to be doing those 40 years down the road is probably crazy talk, right?
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, there it is.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_02: Twisted Sister.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's actually 58.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_01: He's my age?
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, 58.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_02: Damn, no kidding.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_01: He was born April 3rd of 1968.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_01: So he's a few months older than me.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_02: All right, well, there it is.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_02: Twisted Skidster.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_02: Congrats on that.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_02: So you're not going when it comes to the Gary Casino or whatever?
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_01: 72 bucks.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_02: That's a steal.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_01: They are playing here October 18th.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_02: At the Arcata?
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_01: No, at the casino.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I was kidding.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_01: No, they're at the Hard Rock Casino in Gary.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_01: Come on, you're going.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_01: 72 bucks.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_02: What if I can get you in for free?
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_02: Would you go?
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_01: For free?
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'll consider it.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm asking because I work a lot with this policy.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_02: It's a Sunday, though.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think I'd go.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_02: You tell me and I'll make that happen because I work pretty closely with this publicist.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm not interested.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_02: It's
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_01: a Sunday night.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_01: So it went from maybe to now.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_01: Well, if it was like a Friday, I would go.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_01: But it's Sunday night.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I get it.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_02: Who wants to be tired from seeing this shit?
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_02: The only thing I would just...
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_02: Offer to you is that it's probably a 1030 curfew at a casino, right?
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_02: Hard to say.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_02: On a Sunday?
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_01: Almost certainly.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_01: Whatever it is, but yeah, Sunday night at Gary at the Hard Rock Casino.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't go, even if it was free.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not going to this.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, fuck that.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_02: I don't go see Sebastian that I could go and see for free.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_02: I've been able to see Sebastian for free for the last 20 years.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_02: I haven't gone once.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_02: Last time I went, look, it's been so long since I've seen Sebastian Bach perform.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_02: The last time I saw him perform was with you.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_02: I think you still lived here at the time, didn't you?
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_02: When we met up with Bam Bam McConnell,
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_02: whose bones have disintegrated and everything at this point.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_01: The last time I saw Sebastian was, um, he was at the Farm Rock and that was back in 2015.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_01: 2015.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_02: But that was with like docking or something, right?
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_01: It was, it was the, I didn't go specifically for that.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_02: When's the last time you went to see him perform?
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_01: Probably when I was with you.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_01: That's got to be 25 years ago, right?
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if you put it in that context.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_01: But I saw him at Farm Rock.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_02: When is the last time, if ever, you saw Twisted Sister?
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_01: Or Dee?
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_02: Or Dee?
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I saw Dee.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_01: He...
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_01: Went to see Dee, not playing with someone else.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I did not go specifically to see Dee.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_02: Because I saw Twisted.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_01: Because Dokken played with D like four years ago, I think.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, four years ago.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_01: Down in, where was it?
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_01: It was down in Southern Illinois.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_02: Would you go see this with D at the Gary Casino for $72?
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't see him the last time they went around, so I don't think I'd see him this time either.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'm kind of with you on that.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_02: I think I'm done with Twisted Sister.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_02: In any form.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm certainly not overly overwhelmed with Twisted Skidster, so.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, nah.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_02: Well, good luck to them.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_02: I hope they do well.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, let's move on to David Lee Roth.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_02: I can't get enough of David Lee Roth.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's just so bizarre.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_02: He's a total goof, and I love him for it.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_02: I I hate to be that blunt, but I love him for it.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_02: And he's back.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_02: I honestly thought when he canceled those dates, that was going to be it for him.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_01: I thought all he had was Sturgis.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_02: And he did play that, I believe.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_02: I believe they played it.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_02: But then I thought that was going to be it.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_02: Well, no.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_02: Now, he's taken to the internet.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm not going to lie,
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_02: what I'm about to play you is what I think David Lee Roth should be doing.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_02: I honestly, this is not good.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to, I'll admit it right up front.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_02: This man should never, ever, never, never, ever be allowed to play a guitar.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_02: He is awful at guitar.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_01: I do mean terrible.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we saw him plinking around trying to play ice cream, man.
• 30:16
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• 30:16
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• 30:18
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• 31:25
  SPEAKER_02: He's trying to play jump acoustically.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_02: Now, I'm going to tell you, I'll say it again.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_02: I think this is what DLR should do.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_02: I really think this is what he should be doing these days.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_02: Same with Don.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_02: I think this is what Don should be doing.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we actually had that discussion when I was with him last weekend.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_02: And?
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_02: Or you don't want
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: to say?
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: No, he said if he could get John Levin to do the acoustic thing with him,
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_01: he would like to do that.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, that would be perfect.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_02: Because then he could sing in a key that he could sing in, and that would be good.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_02: And it's the same with Roth.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and he could tell his stories.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_01: Stories.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I said, you know, you need to really...
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_01: Consider doing the storytellers type thing.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_01: And he mentioned when he opened for Queensryche back in 2008, I believe it was.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I remember that.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_01: And he did that acoustic show with Kelly Keeling, and he said he really enjoyed doing that.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, other than Kelly being a fucking douche on that tour, if I remember right.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_02: Everything about it was good.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_02: And the reviews were good.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_02: I remember that the reviews were pretty good for that because it's in his wheelhouse.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_02: And it's the same here with Roth.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_02: Roth is such a goof.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_02: Look, you know, I'm not the biggest DLR guy.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_02: I'm really not.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_02: But I would definitely pay the money to see him sing these songs acoustically
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_02: and tell stories because he's such a fucking whack job that
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_02: the stories would probably be funny if you can figure out what he's saying.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_02: Don't you think?
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because when he was on Joe Rogan, what was it, a couple years ago?
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_01: And he was going off on his tangents on various things.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, what the fuck is this guy even talking about?
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_02: But he's funny doing it.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_02: You know, so, all right, let me put this on the screen and we'll play a little of this.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_02: This is DLR doing Jump acoustically
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_02: as a guitar player.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, maybe not.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_02: Let me hit the sound now.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
• 33:42
  I get up.
• 33:44
  Nothing gets me down.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_03: You've got it tough.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_02: If he had a guitar player, I'd go see this.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even think that guitar is in tune.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what he's doing here.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_01: He's just sitting there just... Plinking strings.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_02: Plinking strings.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's not playing jump.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_02: He's... Plinking strings.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_01: That is the weirdest goddamn thing.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_02: I love it, though.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_02: I would pay to see this.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_02: It's so stupid that it's great.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_02: All right, here we go.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_03: Baby, I know Just how you feel You've got to roll With the punches
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_03: Get to what's real.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, John.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_01: Let's jump.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_01: What is with that goofy, big, dumb smile?
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_01: Dumb smile.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_01: He's always doing that.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_02: Holy, the guitar playing is just amazing.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_02: It is amazing to, I mean, look, I'm not saying playing guitar is easy.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_02: It's not.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not very good at it.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think he even plays guitar.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_02: Are you going to tell me that this guy stood on stage with arguably
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_02: the greatest guitar player of the last 50 fucking years?
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_02: And none of it rubbed off?
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_02: Not even a little?
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, if he was actually playing, you know, it wouldn't sound like he's just sitting there.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_01: Because he did that on that live show that we covered,
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_01: you know, weeks ago where he was doing the talk up to Ice Cream Man.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_01: And it didn't sound anything like Ice Cream Man.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_01: He was just plinking around.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_02: He clearly cannot play guitar.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder if he's only playing it because people expect because he was with Van Halen
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_02: that he should be able to play guitar.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, he's got a guitar.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_02: His guitar player in his band is good.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_02: Hand that guy the acoustic guitar and let him play it.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_02: He would do better than this.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_02: This is...
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to play it again.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on, let me switch back.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_01: It's such a bizarre...
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, the...
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_01: Him singing the song, you know, acoustics.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_02: It's kind of cool.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's kind of cool.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_01: But the guitar accompaniment that he's trying to do.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_02: He sounds like I did when I got my first guitar when I was like 12 years old on Christmas.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_02: And I remember opening it.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_02: It was in the little paper box, you know, the triangle box.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_02: And I took it out and I'm like,
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_02: ping, ping, ping, ping, until my dad was like, just put that down.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_02: Because I sounded like David Lee Roth here.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_02: Let's play this one more time.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_02: It's only a minute.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
• 37:45
  How does he know where to start?
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_02: Nothing gets me down.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_02: You
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_03: Got it tough.
• 38:06
  I've seen the toughest around.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_03: Baby, I know just how you feel.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_03: You've got to roll with the punches.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_03: Get to what's real.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, jump.
• 38:45
  Let's jump.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_01: I keep hearing a tambourine clinking around there.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_01: How do you think he's doing that?
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure there's somebody sitting next to him, just shaking the tambourine.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_02: Such a fucking goober.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my goodness, that is just brutal.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_02: I don't remember what this is.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to play it anyway.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_02: It says,
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_02: David Lee Roth should...
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, a public service announcement Dave released as well recently.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_02: He's all over the social media now.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_02: So here's Dave.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_03: Let's play this.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's Diamond Dave,
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_03: and I'm whip-cracking ready to talk to you about a public service announcement.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_03: Get ready, because I'm going to service you good.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_03: Cowboy Dave here, last of the Vanishing Riders.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_03: We rode and rode, and I'm ready to keep on riding.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_03: Who's the first cartoon character you wanted to fuck?
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_03: For me, it was Wilma Flintstone.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_03: I know, I know she's married.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_03: Well, Fred's a fucking cartoon.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck Fred.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_03: Me and Wilma, we got a thing going on.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_03: And it was Wilma Flintstone.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_03: Who taught me the difference between good and amazing.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_03: Good is when it's your birthday and you go out for your favorite barbecue
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_03: with your friends and family.
• 40:35
  Woo!
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_03: Amazing was when Wilma called me on my last birthday and said,
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_03: I'm here with Veronica from Archie Comics and me and Betty Rubble want to fuck you.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_03: I said, girls line up, I want to fuck you too.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_03: I did do...
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_01: Why is he breathing so hard?
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_01: Why is he doing any of this?
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's just really bizarre.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_01: He's whip, crack, and ready?
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_02: Whip, crack, and ready to fuck Wilma Flintstone and fucking Veronica from Archie.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_01: It's quite a jacket he's got there.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_02: That's great.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_02: All right, here's more.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_02: There's another minute or so of this.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_03: One time for television, I remember it was right around Gilligan's Island.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_03: There's a Buddhist question there.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_03: Is it Ginger or is it Mary Ann?
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_03: There's no answer yet.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_03: The question still remains.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_03: I got three hours though.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_03: Let's start the tour.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_03: And I remember Star Trek boldly going where no man's ever gone before.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_03: I was ready.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_03: I was going to lead with my cowboy hat and I've been places with my hat.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_03: You wouldn't go with a fucking pistol.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_03: Prepare to board.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_03: Bulkheads can't take him, Captain.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever a fucking bulkhead is.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_03: Woo!
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_03: I tell you.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_03: But I'm back.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_03: Because I'm ready with Lieutenant Uhura.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_03: Remember?
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_03: She had that thing in her ear.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what she was listening to.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe the Howard Stern Show.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_03: I hope so.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_03: The door goes, sliding door.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_03: She's there butt naked going, Diamond Dave.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_03: Get your knees dirty, son.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_03: Time to communicate.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_03: But I did get back to comics,
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_03: and I want Wonder Woman to come down with her golden lariat,
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_03: the one that makes you tell the truth,
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_03: and I want her to tie me up like with handcuffs.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_03: Now, I knew Heidi Fleiss,
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_03: the Hollywood madam,
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_03: and they took her away in handcuffs and charged her over a thousand dollars mail.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_03: Last time I was in Vegas, I requested handcuffs, and the girls charged me a thousand bucks.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_03: Woo!
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_03: There's been a public service announcement.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_03: Check in next week and I'll service your funky ass again.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_01: There's a big dumb grin again.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_02: Why?
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_02: That's my only question is why?
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_02: Boredom?
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_01: You just got nothing better to do.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_02: Look, I'm not going to lie and say that I ever didn't record a couple of things
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_02: that were stupid and silly like this.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_02: I have, but I don't put them out there.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_01: Well, he fancies himself a very glib character,
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_01: you know, and he's just a, he's the equivalent to a crazy cat lady.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_02: That was bizarre.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's just, Insane.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know how else to put it other than that's just insane.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_01: He's a bizarre character for sure.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_02: You want one more?
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sure.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_01: Why not?
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'm obsessed with Roth now.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_02: The more stupid shit he does, the more I like it.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_02: Here's another one.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_02: Sound on sound.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_01: So what's all of a sudden with the cowboy hats and the Western motif and all that?
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_02: I have no idea.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_02: Is he living in the mountains or something?
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_01: He's a Jewish cowboy.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_02: Does he live in Oregon or something?
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_02: You buy the Yellowstone or something?
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what's up with any of this, but I'm liking it because it's so stupid.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_02: All right, here we go.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_03: Came back, kinda knew you would.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_03: By the way, don't bother subscribing, we're not advertising.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_03: And don't hit like, I don't really care what you like or you don't like.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_03: Either loved it and you're coming back, or you hated it and you tell an enemy.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_03: Ozzy, The Truth, Part 2.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_03: Cowboy Dave here,
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_03: and when you see the big red cup,
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_03: you know I'm about to speed you one hell of a campfire story.
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_03: Previously...
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_03: Ozzy and I were in Nashville.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_03: Van Halen's opening for Black Sabbath.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_03: I love Ozzy.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_03: And Ozzy, you're on a tour bus exactly like the disco submarine.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and pan around a little bit here, Geraldine.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_03: Geraldine is our business manager and photographer supremo.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_03: And she's showing you the disco.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_03: Put it back here, Jerry.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_03: We're done with it.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_03: Put it back here.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'm answering it in the TV set.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_03: But I will be on the TV set.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_03: Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy, Iron Man.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_03: That sounds particularly official.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_03: I've been practicing that since 1907, when it came out.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_03: Ozzy and I are partying.
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_03: We're partying like demon buccaneers.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_03: We're partying like Vikings.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_03: I was a ball of muscle in those days, man.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_03: And in those days,
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_03: if somebody said,
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_03: we got to get up at six in the morning because we get on the bus and we have to have
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_03: an airplane at 8.30, we just stay up.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_03: Wednesday's the beginning of the weekend for us, just like on the Mickey Mouse Club.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_03: Anything could happen.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_03: Isn't that right, Oz?
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_03: Ozzy and I separate.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_03: We leave the Marriott Hotel in Nashville.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_03: And these are the days when you have the key with the plastic and the room number,
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_03: and it's an actual key that you put into the keyhole in the doorknob.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_03: A lot of millennials have no idea what I'm talking about.
• 46:29
  SPEAKER_03: But you stick in it and twist it.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_02: This is like watching your grandfather fucking spin yarns about back in the 40s, isn't it?
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_01: It is.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_02: And he's not making much sense again.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, he's sort of, I guess.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_02: He's telling a story about
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_02: Van Halen swung with Black Sabbath.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I guess.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_02: All right, here we go.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_03: Magnetic card.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_03: There's no using your phone or whatever.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_03: I check into the new hotel.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_03: It's in Memphis.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_03: And Ozzy disappears.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_03: We show the show, we do the gig, and they burst through the door.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_03: Tony Iommi,
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_03: the guitar player for Black Sabbath,
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_03: Keyser Butler,
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_03: the bass player,
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_03: he'll remember this fondly,
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_03: and their manager at the time screaming, what did you do to Ozzy?
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I am the devil's son-in-law,
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_03: though now my duties are largely ceremonial, and I'm not in charge of Ozzy.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_03: Ozzy has disappeared.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_03: True story.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_03: We have to cancel the show.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_03: They come back again.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_03: We can't find Ozzy.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_03: Can you sing the Sabbath songs?
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_03: I love the Sabbath songs, but I can't learn the lyrics in time.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_03: We canceled the show.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_03: Now, the FBI.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_02: Can you imagine if you went to see Black Sabbath in 1978 or 1980
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_02: and David Lee Roth is out there trying to do Iron Man or...
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's just like watching Sebastian Bach doing Twisted Sister.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_02: I can just see him just doing war pigs and being like, devil generals gathered in their masses.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_01: He'll do that thing, that little.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_01: Like that ID that you have, yeah.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_01: Where he's singing, running with the devil.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_02: Running with the jungle and whatnot.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I could just see it.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_02: Fairies wear ice cream.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_02: All right, here we go.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_03: Local gendarmerie.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody is back at the hotel because Oz has disappeared.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_03: We think he's been kidnapped.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_03: They're sitting on the floors.
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_03: The press is there.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_03: They have the cameras, the television channel, five channels, seven.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody is there.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_03: And all night long, the police are combing the airport.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_03: They're combing Memphis.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_03: They're combing Nashville.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_03: Still no Ozzy Osbourne.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_03: I'm there getting blamed for the entire thing.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_03: All night.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_03: And it's getting sad.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_03: It's getting scary.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_03: It's getting dark.
• 49:13
  SPEAKER_03: Because he really...
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_03: The elevator door opens.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_03: And you know that thing when Ozzy comes out going, Sharon!
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_03: Sharon!
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_03: He walks out like this.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_03: But this was before Sharon.
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_03: All credit Duke.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_03: He's in his fucking pajamas,
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_03: and he walks out of the elevator into a lobby full of FBI,
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_03: CIA, local police, news media, television cameras.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_03: The only person who wasn't there was Rivera,
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_03: and he's on his way, and finally everybody stops looking at me.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_03: Where have you been?
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck me.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_03: That's not the best one.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_03: Let me go again.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck me.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_03: That was a little better.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to cut to the crash.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_03: In Yiddish, there are about 18 different words for, you fuck it.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_03: One of them is shlemiel.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_03: This shlemiel,
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_03: and I say it lovingly,
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_03: this fucking shmendrik,
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_03: another one,
• 50:24
  SPEAKER_03: had got to the second hotel, and instead of getting his new key.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_02: Can you imagine being on this bus for like eight hours?
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_01: It's just nonstop nonsense.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_01: You know he never shuts up.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_01: No, of course not.
• 50:40
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• 51:19
  SPEAKER_02: You know this is from the minute you get on the bus to the minute you get off the bus.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_02: If he's truly retired, we got to get Sean McNabb on here to tell us.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_01: I would love to have Randy and David Lee Roth in the same room.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_01: Could you imagine that?
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_02: My head would explode.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_02: My head could not take the two of them.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_02: Can you imagine the ball lapping that Randy would do for this?
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_01: Well, not only that, but neither one of them can shut up for a minute.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it would be great.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_02: They'd both be interrupting and talking over each other.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that would be good.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_02: That would really be good.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_02: There's a little more of this story.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_03: With the plastic,
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_03: with the number on it,
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_03: with the key,
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_03: he walked right past the road manager,
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_03: like this,
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_03: walked into the elevator in a stone stupor, okay, which, yes,
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_03: I'll take some ownership of,
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_03: and pulls the key from the last hotel out of his pocket and goes to that room.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_03: It's the wrong room.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_03: Lo and behold, blunders never cease around here.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_03: And there's a maid in the room cleaning up.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_03: He throws her out,
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_03: slams the door,
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_03: falls face down on the Sealy Posturepedic mattress,
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_03: and sleeps for almost the next 18 hours.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_03: At which point he wakes up at 6.30 the next morning having missed the show,
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_03: sees the dark out the window and goes, it's time to go to work because of the dark.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_03: He's in his pajamas, which who cares, we're rock stars.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody loves that crazy misdemeanor or shit we do.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_03: He walks in his pajamas to the elevator because nobody went,
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_03: five and a half, I'll leave in an hour.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_03: I'm imagining it would be in a British accent.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_03: He watched to the elevator and takes the elevator right downstairs into the lobby,
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_03: into history.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_02: Now, he's an idiot.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_02: But if this was a podcast, you'd subscribe to it.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_02: Without even
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_01: a thought.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, you can't
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_01: go and not watch the lunacy.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_02: You have to.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_02: That's...
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_02: It's a car wreck.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_02: It is.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, I'm telling you, I've watched this episode three or four times.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_02: If this was a true podcast,
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_02: it would be on my phone just being delivered to me and spoon-fed to me.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_02: And I would pay the five, like we do with the locals.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_02: If he did the same thing for five bucks a month, I'm absolutely paying for it.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_02: If he does one or two of these a week.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_02: Just one or two of them a week.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_02: Because he is a fucking goof.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_02: And I love watching them just be a goof.
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_02: So ridiculous.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_02: But there you have it.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_02: That's DLR.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_02: And that's that, I think, for the show.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_01: I believe that'll
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_02: be a wrap.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_02: That's it.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_02: We're donezo.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_02: We even gave you a couple of minutes of overtime.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's good to be back.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_01: I want to thank my friend Jamie St. James for being a part of the show tonight.
• 54:46
  SPEAKER_01: Go over there and check out ThayerStJames.com.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_01: Pick up the new CD called Bombshell.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 54:54
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• 54:57
  SPEAKER_01: So check that out.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_01: ThayerStJames.com.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_01: And...
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_01: Appreciate everybody who's tuned in tonight and hung out with us and chatted in
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_01: the chat room and happy birthday to Shelly Rocks and all that good stuff.
• 55:12
  SPEAKER_01: And as far as I can tell, we will be back next Saturday.
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, sir.
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_01: And we'll do it all over again.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, yep.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_01: So until next Saturday, this is Neely along with my very good friend.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_02: Chris Aiken.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_01: And we are out of here.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_01: Bye, kids.
• 55:43
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• 55:59
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