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DONKEY: 62-Year-Old Chef Robs Three Banks In A Single Day · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Your execution on the Donkey of the Day is something
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  Speaker 1: It's a read. But you're so good at Charlamagne.
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  Speaker 2: He wants Charlamage as well. Damn Solomame, Who do you
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  Speaker 2: give a dusky other day?
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  Speaker 1: Soon? Now? Don't you hate when Instagram makes you question
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  Speaker 1: with it? Had nothing to do with it, God damn it.
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  Speaker 1: I reported it because I didn't want it anyway. Donkey
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  Speaker 1: Today for Monday, September fifteenth goes to a sixty two
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  Speaker 1: year old California chef named Valentino Luchin. Now we are
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  Speaker 1: in the fourth quarter of twenty twenty five. You might
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  Speaker 1: as well say we are in the holiday season, people, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Once Duncan Donuts put the pumpkins, spice items on the menu,
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  Speaker 1: and spirit hollow wings stores start popping up we in
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  Speaker 1: the holiday season, and both of those things have happened already.
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  Speaker 1: So the holiday season is here, and a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people pick up extra work during the holiday season. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people have to work two in three
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  Speaker 1: jobs to pay for the holidays. Okay. Last holiday season
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four, there was a survey done by side
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  Speaker 1: hustles dot com that found seventy eight percent of Americans
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  Speaker 1: are either already side hustling or planning to pick up
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  Speaker 1: a side gig to afford their holiday expenses. Of those responses,
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  Speaker 1: fifty nine percent already have an extra job and another
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  Speaker 1: nineteen percent plan on starting one. Well, Chef Valentino Luchin
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  Speaker 1: is one of those people who decided to pick up
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  Speaker 1: another gig for the holidays. Would you like to know
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  Speaker 1: what other gigs Chef Valentino Luchin picked up for the holidays, Well,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to trending news for the report police.
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  Speaker 2: If your chef's hat looks suspiciously like a disguise, you
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  Speaker 2: might be a bank Robert. If you're serving up soup
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  Speaker 2: FLEs one day and subpoenas the next you're definitely in trouble.
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  Speaker 2: This is the story of Valentino Lucian, a man who
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  Speaker 2: switched from fine dining to felony. On September tenth, twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty five, San Francisco police raced to a bank on
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  Speaker 2: Grand Avenue. The suspect not your usual masked villain, but
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  Speaker 2: Valentino luchin A known for his pasta not his pilfering.
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  Speaker 2: He handed the teller a threatening note, grabbed the cash,
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  Speaker 2: and vanished. But the city's finest and some sharp eyed
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  Speaker 2: locals didn't let him get far Thanks to they tracked
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  Speaker 2: him down and arrested him. No drama, no car chase,
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  Speaker 2: just a chef caught off menu. Here's the real twist.
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  Speaker 2: Investigators linked lucinto same methods, same chef's touch. Now, instead
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  Speaker 2: of plating up Risotto, Luchen's facing a full serving of
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  Speaker 2: charges at the County jail in San Francisco. Crime doesn't pay,
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  Speaker 2: but it sure makes a wild story.
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  Speaker 1: Sixty two years old and decided he wanted to rob
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  Speaker 1: three banks in one day, proving you're never too old
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  Speaker 1: to make bad decisions. It pains me to have to
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  Speaker 1: say this, but you should never trade your spatula for
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  Speaker 1: a ski mask. Okay. When you have a legitimate job, okay,
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  Speaker 1: a legitimate skill set that can make you money, you
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  Speaker 1: never ever, ever, under any circumstance, trade that for a
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  Speaker 1: life of crime. Some of y'all don't appreciate the positions
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  Speaker 1: God has put you in, and you always let the
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  Speaker 1: devil convince you that you need more and you need
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  Speaker 1: it now, instead of just being patient and letting the
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  Speaker 1: gifts God gave you make room for you when the
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  Speaker 1: time is right. How you go from preparing risotto, preparing
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  Speaker 1: to do twenty five to life at sixty two? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: This isn't a young man, all right? This is how
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  Speaker 1: I know wisdom requires more than just you know, living
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  Speaker 1: a long life. Even fools grow old. This man had
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  Speaker 1: a legitimate job, a legitimate skill, a job that, depending
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  Speaker 1: on employment type, could get in benefits and health insurance.
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  Speaker 1: But he said, you know what I'm really missing a
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  Speaker 1: federal indictment. Okay. What bothers me the most about this
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  Speaker 1: is when you read more into the story. In twenty eighteen,
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  Speaker 1: he was arrested on suspicion of armed robbery at a bank.
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  Speaker 1: Back then he was fifty four, and he said, in
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  Speaker 1: a jailhouse interview that he robbed the bank back then
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  Speaker 1: because at the time he thought it was a good plan.
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  Speaker 1: So from fifty four to sixty two, Chef Valentino hasn't
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  Speaker 1: learned the damn thing about what's a good plan or
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  Speaker 1: not forget farm the table. He went from kitchen to prison.
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  Speaker 1: So now instead of worrying about a potential South Flee collapse,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta worry about a rectal prolapse. Please give Valentino
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  Speaker 1: luching the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. Oh no, you
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  Speaker 1: are the dog.
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  Speaker 2: Of the day, the doge.
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  Speaker 1: All the day. Yee. And if you're wondering what erectal
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  Speaker 1: prolapse is, it's a condition would erect them the last
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  Speaker 1: part of the large intesting protrudes through the anus. That's
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  Speaker 1: crazy sixty two. No, thank you, Yeah, we weren't wondering. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's crazy. Three banks in one day, crazy sixty two.
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  Speaker 2: He said, you know what I'm missing a federal.
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  Speaker 1: Indict Three banks in one day, man, that's crazy, all right,
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  Speaker 1: Well they got a job, Yeah, that's what that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well, thank you for that, donkey. Today. Now
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