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Ugh, As If! (RHONY Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera
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  Speaker 1: je Edge.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Tam, Good morning. Are you all dressed up?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: No, I just you know, I put on I put
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  Speaker 2: on a button down shirt and took a shower, so
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: you know, things are really really rough. Lareen. Oh I am,
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  Speaker 2: I'm so formal? Am I looking clueless with your bob? No,
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  Speaker 2: you're not looking clueless? The bob, the white shirt. You
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  Speaker 2: know what, I don't even know that I've ever watched clueless?
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  Speaker 2: Will neither have most of the women who went to
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  Speaker 2: that party, including Jessel because what in the actual health
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  Speaker 2: she didn't even wear any of the clueless outfits?
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  Speaker 3: I thought it from what I've seen, Is it like
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  Speaker 3: a lot of pink and like tweet and things like that.
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  Speaker 2: No, these are the people that nailed it. So, guys,
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  Speaker 2: welcome to another episode of Two Teas and a Pod
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  Speaker 2: with myself and Tamra. We are recapping Real Housewives of
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  Speaker 2: New York season fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, are clueless?
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  Speaker 2: Who are who are clueless? But not watching Clueless? Tam
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  Speaker 2: is actually your homework assignment for tonight.
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  Speaker 3: I might have watched it, but when did this come out?
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  Speaker 2: In nineteen ninety five. I don't teach usber what I
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  Speaker 2: had for breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: So this is probably the probably I probably have seen it.
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  Speaker 2: Is that with Three Witherspoon. No, it's with Alicia Silverstone.
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  Speaker 2: But these are the people that nailed the outfits. SI
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  Speaker 2: nailed her outfit, brand nailed her outfit.
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  Speaker 3: Wait wait, I was thinking, oh, what was cy wear?
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  Speaker 3: And remind me s I was.
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  Speaker 2: Wearing the I was like velvet with the red collar.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes, Dion wore that actual outfit. Aaron wore
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: one of Alicia's Silverstone's outfits. And what about Jenna Lyons? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Jenna Lyons nailed it because she was she was the
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  Speaker 2: dad who was the lawyer, who was always on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: But she really she took that prop to the next level, like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, she did not put that phone down. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, come on, like, let's like she seriously
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  Speaker 3: acted like she was talking on the phone the entire time.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, girl, isn't that brick in your hand getting
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  Speaker 3: a little bit? You know, arm's getting tired.
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  Speaker 2: I have a question for you before we even get
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  Speaker 2: fully into this episode. Okay, one, would you throw such
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  Speaker 2: an elaborate birthday party for yourself.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, I don't. Like, I'm not big on celebrations
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  Speaker 3: for me. I'm not a big like I don't want
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  Speaker 3: a birthday party. Like any joke that this year I
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  Speaker 3: had my surgery done two days before my birthday just
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  Speaker 3: so I wouldn't have to celebrate my birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just not.
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  Speaker 3: Really, it's not me. I have friends that celebrate their
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  Speaker 3: birthday for a whole month.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I like to celebrate my birthday as
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  Speaker 2: much as the next person, but I most certainly don't
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  Speaker 2: like to plan it myself, which would include multiple costume changes.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like at this point, and I like, I
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  Speaker 2: you know, I think Jessel was great TV last year.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like at this point, she's now turned herself
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  Speaker 2: into like a cartoon character of who she is. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think that sometimes after the first season, people get
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  Speaker 3: too in their heads and then they start doing what
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  Speaker 3: they think that the audience.
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  Speaker 2: Wants to see. Now, let's be honest.
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  Speaker 3: The audience, when we talk audience at social media, because
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  Speaker 3: that's where we get most of our feedback from, is.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy right now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they think what is good is bad, what's bad
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  Speaker 3: is like you can't even rely on them. It's it's
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  Speaker 3: bizarre world to me right now.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I would like to implore everyone to please watch
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  Speaker 2: the dark side of reality that we talked about. But
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: the shows that I forgot existed. Oh so it's not
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  Speaker 2: just housewives. No, So episode one is all about the Swan.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember that show Harry was on the Swan? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Well I didn't realize that, but the Swan was. It
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  Speaker 2: was like they showed Terry. Yes, Terry did an interview,
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  Speaker 2: That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 3: I thought I heard that, but his was like more
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  Speaker 3: of a was it? I would imagine his was more
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  Speaker 3: of a positive interview versus what Vicky says.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yes, all of I mean, as you continue.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I watched I've beinge three episodes last night.
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  Speaker 2: But the concept of the Swan was they were ugly
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  Speaker 2: ducklings going in for a full life make up before
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  Speaker 2: they got married.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, there was no marriage at the end.
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  Speaker 2: At the end, they had a pageant camera. Wait, wasn't
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  Speaker 2: there another show that Terry was on. Well he may
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  Speaker 2: have been, but this was not about marriage. You had.
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  Speaker 2: What they showed were these people that getting like fifteen
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  Speaker 2: plastic surgeries. Then they would be with a personal trainer
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  Speaker 2: working out with all of their bandages on all new
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  Speaker 2: teeth and new teeth and all. It is unbelievable, unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: The first episode that I watched was on Swan The Swan.
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  Speaker 2: The second episode I watched was on The Kid's Nation,
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  Speaker 2: which was a show where you sent a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: children to like a frontier type location to fend for
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  Speaker 2: themselves and create a new society with no parents, no
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  Speaker 2: prepared food, no beds.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it sounds like jail for them, I mean.
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  Speaker 2: And then the third episode was Joe Millionaire and I
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  Speaker 2: I'm hooked, Like I can't wait to finish the pod
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  Speaker 2: so I can just keep watching these ups.
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  Speaker 3: Well, okay, so the Cherry did have another show and
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  Speaker 3: it was called Bridal Plastic.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, I know I got those two confused.
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  Speaker 3: I knew there was one where they were getting ready
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  Speaker 3: for the wedding or something like that, but oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: we should go back and watch those.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, like, I it's guys, do what what other interviews
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  Speaker 2: did they get? I mean, they got a lot of
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  Speaker 2: interviews of the contestants that were on each of these shows.
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  Speaker 2: But the weird part about the show is like they're
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  Speaker 2: kind of each of the contestants are kind of complaining
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: about the process, but then the coorse at the end,
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  Speaker 2: they all wrap it up in a nice boat. They're like,
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  Speaker 2: I actually wouldn't be where I was today. It was there.
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  Speaker 3: I hear there's some bitter betties in there that are
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  Speaker 3: gonna Yeah, it's just sleeping. I mean, now, where can
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  Speaker 3: where can people watch this?
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  Speaker 2: So I thought it somebody told me it was on Vice,
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  Speaker 2: but I couldn't figure out how to. I couldn't either,
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  Speaker 2: but I did just zip on over to Apple TV
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  Speaker 2: and pay nineteen ninety nine for the full season so
• 7:05
  Speaker 2: I can continue on my binge session. Uh, guys, don't
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  Speaker 2: sleep on this. It's going. It's going. All of the
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  Speaker 2: things that.
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  Speaker 3: Time that we have spent on this topic is insanity.
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  Speaker 3: I think that we need a separate podcast just to
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  Speaker 3: talk about pop culture.
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  Speaker 2: I mean we I mean just to talk about past
• 7:27
  Speaker 2: reality television shows. I mean and the fact that things
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  Speaker 2: people get mad about. Now. I'm like, go back and
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  Speaker 2: watch the Slawn.
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  Speaker 3: Right, go back and watch early seasons of Vicky on
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  Speaker 3: the Housewives.
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  Speaker 2: She offended everybody. I mean, it's bananas. Well, I guess
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  Speaker 2: we should get back to New York. It's to get
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  Speaker 2: back to them.
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  Speaker 3: We haven't even started well because it's like.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, well, SI gets a new house upstate there there
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: in the summers and weekends, and SI has decided it's
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: time to take her mom out of the box in
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  Speaker 2: her closet and bring her upstate. I gotta love like
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: the whiplash from Whole Foods is so expensive. I'm such
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: a regular person. I'm planting my own garden. Side of Oh,
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: look at our second house in upstate New York. I know,
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, she's growing her own garden, which is great.
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  Speaker 3: I've been wanting to do that forever. I tried in
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  Speaker 3: Big Bear. The weather was too extreme. It's not easy
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  Speaker 3: to grow a garden. Even if you buy a damn
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  Speaker 3: tomato plant and put in your backyard.
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  Speaker 2: It's not easy to keep it alive.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even think I can keep in the watering
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  Speaker 3: in the sun, and it's a lot it's easier. That's
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  Speaker 3: why Whole Foods is so expensive.
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  Speaker 2: Well. Also, I can't even keep like dead plants alive,
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  Speaker 2: like these are just like the I can't even keep
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  Speaker 2: me fake plans plans, but that I mean, I can't
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  Speaker 2: even keep an orcand alive, and they're supposed to be
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  Speaker 2: the easiest ones. Okay, Sosi is going to therapy.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think her going to therapy has something to
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  Speaker 3: do with the show, because I felt like as soon
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  Speaker 3: as I said I was going to therapy.
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  Speaker 2: But like, oh, you know, Jeff galling because everybody hates you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, it's actually something that's been on the
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  Speaker 3: works for quite a while. Now. Did she has she
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  Speaker 3: said why she's going to therapy?
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  Speaker 2: Did I miss that it was? I think it's probably
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  Speaker 2: because her mom passed away, Okay, And I think she
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  Speaker 2: probably watched back the show and saw some of her
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  Speaker 2: behaviors and probably wanted to make some changes. So I
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  Speaker 2: think when people say like it's because of the show,
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  Speaker 2: which is a good.
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  Speaker 3: Thing, Yeah, actually watch yourself and behavior.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah for sure. So whether she's doing it because
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  Speaker 2: she watched herself on the show and realized that she
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: had some issues she wanted to work.
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  Speaker 3: Through, Okay, I have some concerns. What I love Cy,
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  Speaker 3: I love her mouth, and I love how she does things.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, don't become too calm. Well, what I
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  Speaker 2: did appreciate about Ci in this scene was. I feel
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  Speaker 2: like Ci and her husband have a natural, normal, good
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  Speaker 2: relationship and I enjoy watching it.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, has her husband filmed before? Because I
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  Speaker 3: looked at him like as if.
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  Speaker 2: He was a stranger. He asked before. He doesn't film
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  Speaker 2: a ton, But I mean even when this is his
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  Speaker 2: first time this season, right, I think his first time
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  Speaker 2: this season? I do not remember him from last year.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: No, did he only film a couple times or something? No,
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: but every time he filmed he was very likable. Yeah,
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: I mean he seemed likable. I'm not saying he's not likable.
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  Speaker 2: I just I'm like, who's this guy? And you know what,
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: I sometimes get long nose hairs as well, so I
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  Speaker 2: felt understand.
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  Speaker 3: I have a grey So I don't have gray hair
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  Speaker 3: that I know of, because blonde whatever, but I have
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  Speaker 3: a gray nose hair.
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: I have a lot of gray hairs, and they are
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  Speaker 2: esky little buggers. They are stronger than any other hairs.
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  Speaker 2: Why can't why can't gray hairs just behave the same
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  Speaker 2: way as other hairs. They have to be stiff, rough
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: and mean, yeah they do. But then we get to
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  Speaker 2: Jessel planning a clueless themed birthday party. Jessel is going
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  Speaker 2: to dress as the main character share and have outfit changes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't mind outfit changes, I guess, but like I
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: do mind going to a birthday party where somebody would
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: rather leave early to go get a spray tan than
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: stay at because of that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, because a nine to forty spray tan.
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  Speaker 2: I can't even imagine that means you have to sleep
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  Speaker 2: smelling like that all night.
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  Speaker 3: Well yeah, and I've done that before, but it I'm
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  Speaker 3: just shocked, Like, you know, you're filming and you're like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: I got a dip at nine because I have a
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  Speaker 3: nine to forty spray tan.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's it's the ultimate like shade, Like,
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  Speaker 2: I can't even both. I'd rather get a spray tan
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  Speaker 2: than party jessel. Yeah, not great. Then we see a
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  Speaker 2: little bit of Jenna, who's now the editor in chief
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  Speaker 2: of the online fashion magazine, where everybody sat there and
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  Speaker 2: acted like they had no idea who she.
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  Speaker 3: Was whatever, or they all were like a but I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: have you never met before?
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  Speaker 1: It?
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  Speaker 2: I like that. I also didn't know what editor at
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  Speaker 2: large met, so I did appreciate that they broke that
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  Speaker 2: down for us. I thought Editor at Large was just
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  Speaker 2: like I'm big time, but it's like I'm like the
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  Speaker 2: top editor. It's I'm so big time, I'm so Jenna
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  Speaker 2: Lyon's big time that I don't even have to show
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  Speaker 2: up into the office.
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  Speaker 3: And that's why, that's why she doesn't know too many
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: of the employees.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think a lot she just oversees. But she's
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: excited to see the shoot aspect. She did plug her
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: other businesses, which she has a lot and she's rich,
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  Speaker 2: and she has a fancy car and a lot of
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: diamonds and she's rich. Well that's how rich people do.
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  Speaker 3: They have a lot of different you know, yeah, things
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  Speaker 3: going on. They have startup companies, they invest their money
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: in new companies. They do little things here and there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. But then Raquel goes to UBA's to see
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  Speaker 2: her art. Uba has been painting her own pieces. Uba
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: immigrated to Canada at fifteen, started modeling, and then Uba
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: struggled to book because every agent only had one black model.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: Uba says Brent told her she was going to be
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: edited as an angry black woman. They're really setting up this,
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: Brend is trying to produce the show narrative.
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: So basically, Brenn went to UBA's room off camera to
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  Speaker 3: try to produce her and but SI was the one
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: making her upset.
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  Speaker 2: I not really understand.
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  Speaker 3: I can't understand this at all. And the thing, I
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: had no idea that Canada was a place for models
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: to launch their career.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Well, I didn't really understand probably any of the fights
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: on the show this season. I mean, the thing is
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: making sense. Also, you know what is not making sense?
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: My fridge is full of fish no beef.
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  Speaker 3: Is that like a saying or was she actually saying
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  Speaker 3: her frigerator was filled with fish?
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  Speaker 2: Who said that? Uba said it? But then Uba said
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: she ate all these lambs. I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was like a like it meant something,
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  Speaker 3: my fridge is full of fish no beef.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I think she's saying like I'm not trying to fight.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe who knows, I've never said that saying. But then
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: they talk a little bit about, oh, she's trying to
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: say she has beef with people. Yeah, I mean, okay.
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  Speaker 3: She has just a different way of a different analogy
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  Speaker 3: than a lot of people.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean I think probably so do we. But
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  Speaker 2: I mean I don't know all the sayings out there,
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: but I do know that once again, we didn't really
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: get to learn that much about Raquel. Nope, not this episode.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, we're on episode five, and I know that
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Raquel was once a model, and I know it's a motorcycle,
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: and I know that Rebecca Minkoff doesn't drink on the
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: show but drinks out off the show, and she has
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: a baby she's nursing that has teeth. That's all I
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: got out then, So we get kind of through this,
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: not fully understanding the fight because clearly it happened off camera.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: And then we get to size plan to bury some
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: of her mother's ashes and a new tree. SI gets
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: panicked and has her aunt opened the bag. SI and
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: her aunt get emotional spreading the ass ashes. I feel
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: like these real raw scenes are important and grounding the
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: women with the audience.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I appreciated this scene. I like this scene
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  Speaker 3: when it comes to personal story stuff. A lot of
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: times on housewives shows, I'm like, really, do we really
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: care about this?
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: But this is really something that I thought was touching
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: and sweet. But is it just me or a Si,
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: the only one giving her real life right now so far,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: kind of feels like it. Well, No, Aaron is too.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Aaron's talking about her mom, who's got cancer and issues
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: has been with you know, selling the bitcoin. Yeah, and
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: I was just thinking like, okay, I want to be cremated,
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: and I love cherry blossoms because that's what I had
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: all over.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Our tables at our wedding reception.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: So I want to be planeted under a cherry blossomed
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  Speaker 3: tree in the Bravo parking lot, and the Bravo parking
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: lot everybody, to everyone that visits can spit on me.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I don't know that you're gonna
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: get a lot of flowers left there. Then Jessel, Aaron,
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: and Brenn go shopping. Aaron says she saw a post
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: of Si and Jenna. Aaron says it's bizarre and she
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: can't stand the fakeness. Aaron says Jenna hasn't reached out
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: to her once. Brennan says Uba has been crazy and
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Ci owes her an apology. Brenn says Si is a
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: miserable troll who lives under the Brooklyn Bridge.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I don't I'm sorry, I just don't understand what their
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: problem is with Ci and I just.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Well, it seems like this don't land because I don't
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: even know what Aaron is mad about, and Bren's energy
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: doesn't make any sense. What is mad.
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  Speaker 3: Because she was good friends with Jenna and then Cy
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: swooped in and now she feels like she.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Got kicked out of the cool girls club. That's the
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: only thing I can think of. But I think I
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: feel like maybe Jenna ebbs and flows in her relationships
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: with the women, but like it really doesn't make sense
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: because especially because Aaron later in the episode makes it
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: seem like she's upset at Brent, like Bren is the
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: reason Jenna isn't as close with Aaron. And then also
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Brent saying that she had Jenna's back later in the
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: episode also didn't make any sense because I didn't see
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: her having Jenna's back.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: I know, it's all confusing, and I'm starting to think
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: that they're fighting just to fight.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I'm starting to think that there's a complete situation that
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: we're missing off camera because we also saw I mean,
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: I saw this on the world Wide Web on Instagram.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I don't remember where, but it's got to be true.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean everything on the web is true,
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: but that the women couldn't even that someone got sent
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: home early from the final trip and they had to
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: be separated and Bob oh, Yes, Jessel.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Said that at the event in London, the Broadlo event
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: in London, on a panel.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: She said that, Yeah, I'm sure.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: She said there's two people that won't even be around
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: each other. Yeah, so have we not learned from Jersey people?
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: That doesn't work for somebody, there's always going to be
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: a backlash. Then everyone arrives at Jessel's clueless party. Aaron
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: tells Cy that Jenna is not an actual friend and
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: she's done investing time. Sie says, Jenna probably has no clue.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: So this is what I'm confused about. I thought that
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: you guys were mad at SI, but now you're confiding
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: inside and then tell Jenna. Yeah, it makes no sense
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: at all. Then Brent tells Jenna she and Aaron had
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: a conversation and if she becomes buddy buddy with sigh,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: she will not be happy. Jenna says she will be
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: uh cautious, but wishes Aaron had come to her directly.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I'm so confused. As if I don't understand any of this,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: and you don't. I don't don't get the as if reference.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: It's also very upsetting to me. I'm confusing, as.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: If as if Jessel didn't tell every guest that walked
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: in that she's got four outfit changes, but I only
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: saw three. I only saw three two. Pavitt said that,
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: you know, all these holidays are just bullshit from the
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: reading card companies, and I kind of I'm not a
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm not like big into like I don't
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: know what's it?
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: What's a lover one? What's the lover one?
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Valentine's Day one Valentine's Day and all these just like
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: it's just another day people, just another date, and it's
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: a day that makes people feel bad about themselves. It's
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: like the birthday, not necessarily the birthday. But what Bobbitt
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: was saying about all these you know, he was actually
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: grewuping in a birthday into things like you know, Valentine.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, our memory is so on point, like.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: We I know, I can't remember anything right now. I'm
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: so I have so much ado today.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: But I do know that I remembered that none of
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: these arguments made any sense. I also appreciate that the
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: women paid no attention into trying to make this even
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: seem like a fun party.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: It didn't seem like it was a very fun party.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: The energy was very off.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: But also what about when bren tells Rebecca she should
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: have a drink and Rebecca thinks it's weird bren is
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: constantly asking her to drink. Bren says Rebecca is boring
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: and where fun goes to die? Do you understand Rebecca's
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: perspective that bren is pressuring her to drink is weird.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think that you should pressure somebody to drink
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: that doesn't drink. And if she doesn't want to drink,
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know. If it's maybe she just doesn't want
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: to drink on camera and she drinks in her normal
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: life and that's annoying to Brin or Brenn wants some excitement,
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: or she wants to see she wants to see her
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: in a different light.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. But like, honestly, Brent,
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: maybe just let the producers produce.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Didn't someone call you boring on your show?
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Did they say it to your face? Was it suttin? Yeah?
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Then she said it to your face. She said you're
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: pregnant and even worse, you're boring. Oh my god, do
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: you respond to that? I was pregnant? And I cried,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: that's kind of mean.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, what do you expect from a pregnant woman?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: But she didn't even know me. And the reason that
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: she said the boring thing was because there was like
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: chatter about it because she panders to Twitter, and so
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: she wanted to like get it to me and I,
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: you know, it is what it is. She still has
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: a job there and I don't.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: So it worked, but we missed it last week's episode.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: But what did you think about briend coaching Rebecca and
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: trying to plan a fight?
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: But I think that's that's the issue between this and
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: now when we go back and we see that clip
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: from last week of Brent trying to, you know, help
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: coach Rebecca to cause other issues, it's getting tiring. But
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: somethings I think it's a problem.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: It's a problem with the show when you start doing
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: things like that. It shows the camera doesn't lie girls,
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: and they're going to show if you're making shit up
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: or doing anything like that.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: But I also think if you are a drinker and
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: you're not drinking on the show on purpose because you're
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: scared of what may come out of you, it probably
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: means you got some pretty good secrets and some problems.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Well, it also probably means you shouldn't be on the show.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you have a drinking probably not drinking,
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: that's a different story. But if you just don't want
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: to drink because you don't want let your guard down,
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: you know, one or two drinks whatever.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I think that's the part that was pissing
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Brent off. Now, I don't think I think if if
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Rebecca was sober or saying I don't drink, but her
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: issue is you're not being transparent to who you are.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: And I heard that when you're with your friends you drink,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: but you won't drink with us. But I mean, honestly,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: if I was a part of the Scientology church, I'd
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: probably be scared to drink and share some of those
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: secrets as well.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Right, do you think that we're ever we're ever going
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: to hear anything about the scientology part of her life?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: She said seven words so far. I doubt like part
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: of her ten words this season it's going to be
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: about Scientology. You're right. She didn't even dress in theme
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: like and isn't she a fashion person? Shouldn't I don't know,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, do I think Brennan should be producing Rebecca. No.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Do I think Rebecca seems like she doesn't want to
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: be there? Yes? Yeah, and also it's like, no one's
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: forcing you to be here. You you signed up? You
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: said yes. She's probably having second thought. She's like, what
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: the hell did I sign it up for? I want
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: to Probably all the press that came out before the
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: season even started probably got her a little afraid. Yeah.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Then Abe tells Jenna that there's unresolved tension between her
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: and Aaron, and Jenna questions where the tension is coming from.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Aaron tells Jenna that she doesn't want to be close
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: to her and thinks she believes what Brenn told her.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Jenna says there's some truth to it.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Aaron tells thank god Abe realized he's putting his foot
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: in his mouth and said, I gotta shut this down.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: He was getting too involved in housewife chatter.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Abe, what are you doing? Yeah? He's like, I'm gonna
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: shut my mouth.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: I'm like, good idea, Abe, that is very is the
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: smartest thing anybody's ever said in this entire episode.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Listen, Abe, you've already got stuck it yourself into it
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: enough with the bitcoin mine, I.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Feel like Abe is like somebody that's always like he's
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: go sit in the corner. Yeah, Abe, abe to a corner.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Abe behave. But then Aaron tells Jenna that herne Brend's
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: relationship feels inauthentic. Jenna says she barely talks to anyone.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: This isn't a shock to me, which is goes back
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: to my point. I think Jenna's going to talk to
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: whoever she needs to to continue on on the show.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: And then Jenna tells Aaron she will reach out more
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: and she'll get better at communication. But I mean, we
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: we know we have a pro album. When a husband
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: is the one trying to move a storyline along, I know,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: I just don't know what Erin is taking this out
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: on Jenna when she should be talking to Brent. I
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: like we've said we're missing something, something is not making sense. Erin,
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: I feel like she's making something out of nothing.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Well, I think her feelings are hurt that you know,
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Jenna was all close and buddy buddy with her and
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: then hasn't reached out now that she'ld sitting the fan
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: for her. But also, Aaron, you can't tell every cast
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: member who will listen how much you can't stand Jenna.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: And then when Jenna finally gets the guts to ask,
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: say nothing is wrong, Like.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: So do you think Brenn and Aaron are fighting over
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Jenna Lyon's friendship?
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Is that basically it? But I don't get it because
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: can't we all just get along? Can we all be friends?
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't that how it works? That's how is one
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: on one?
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: But this this she's mad the Brent swooped in, but
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: then Matt sigh, and then Matt that they're sharing glam
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: and then Matt like there's a lot.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Of glam people in New York. Like if this is
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: going to cause.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Them funny, I couldn't find any everybody's busy, Brenda hooked
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: me up.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: The show just feels like everybody is self producing way
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: too much. Also, if Aaron's problem is with BRN, why
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: didn't you just say it to BRN? I kind of
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: wish that they.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Would throw in some oh geez into the New York show.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: This show is making me feel like is one plus
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: one equal three? Like I think?
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: I just I think because you know, New York was
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: around for so long and now just rebooting the entire
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: cast is so difficult and so hard to get to
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: know everybody. I wish that they could throw in, you know, Durnda.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: But who could they even throw in?
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: And they could, But the thing is is they cast
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: very young girls on this Durande Luanne Sonya. I mean
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: they would woost that ship up. I'm telling you. I
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: mean Jenda Lyons is the age you know of. I
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: believe closer to the age of durand De Luanne Sonya.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: But also I don't really understand bringing in new people
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: and us never seeing them, Like just maybe if they
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: would have just kept the original cast of an or
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: no even just the original cast from last season, but
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: bringing in Rebecca Raquel, is there someone else they brought
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: into Like it just feels like, I don't know, we
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: got we need something? Yeah, which is which we need?
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: We need a few of the OG's.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: I think personally, I think that it would be a
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: good mix.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Well, Potomac did it right, Orange County did it right.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Cold You.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Could you imagine Jorinda at that conversation. She'd be yelling
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: at Aaron, what are you talking about?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: That's what you said to me, That's what you said.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: What's her saying when she does clip clip clip, Yeah,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: I mean we need some action. We need some Dorenda
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: on that show. We need some action. We don't need
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: just makeovers and seeing everybody's new like new looks. I
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: don't need to looks is not enough to carry a
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: show for me.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Wow, it's new were we had episode five?
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah? How many episodes do they have?
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: No?
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Just kidding? Is it twenty four episodes? Oh? No way,
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I'm like bullshit. Our producers just said, you guys, I
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: can't with you both believing that there's twenty four episodes?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Are both okay, we're gullible. We're gullible.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: We have a lot going on. I'm New York for
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: twenty four hours coming home. Then we have our live show. Guys,
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: if you haven't bought your tickets yet.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Buy some tickets. We want to see you. And don't
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: forget to listen to Twat's flashback because.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: If you don't want to, it's okay, you don't have to.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: No, no, you should go.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Back and watch me my first season on this show.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: And all I can think is why did they ever
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: keep me? I? What are the hottest housewife that's wife
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: in Orange County?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Oh? My god, it's out Thursday night. But you guys
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: watched the show season three, episode one and two. Listen
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: to Twat's flashback. Well, I can't wait to see you
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: in person so we can insult each other face.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: I know we have the first together and then then
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: the following week we're going to the hotel to hang out.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: I know, are we going to Mariah Carey?
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: I'm hoping we are. She's performing what's the name?
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, we're going to Carey? Oh my god? And so
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: what is the name of them?
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I can never remember. I see the signs when I
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: go to Big Beer all the time and we're doing
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Can we interview Mariah Carey?
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: You think that she should be up for it. I'm
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: hoping that she'll do a little in hotel room cribs
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: for us.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: She's like, who are you? She doesn't even know who
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: we are.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: She's like, I don't know you. Who did she say
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: that about? Was it about Jennifer Lopez? I think, yeah,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: maybe we could ask j Lo. She'll come with us.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, we better chance of getting Matt
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Tamon and Ben Affleck.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: The only person getting worse press than Tarama right now
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: is Jennifer Lopez. I know, right, good, Oh my gosh,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Well love, at least they're talking, you know, keep them talking,
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Keep them talking, They keep.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Talking, Mariah, when you listen to this pod, as I'm
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: sure you do, we can't wait to talk to you
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: that way. Don't wait to be on stage with you. Yeah,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: that would be that would be a party. Bye.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah,